The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS "oi mate chuck it in my"...

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

We are spiraling today and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever recover. From Meg’s absolute horror at a "baby voice" cuddle request to Dan’s legendary lack of rhythm, we’re unpacking the most unhinged things ever said in the heat of the moment. You aren't ready for the "ancestors" comment—it’s peak chaos! 00:00 – Meg’s hair dilemma: Bangs or the big shave? 01:50 – Guy’s "selfless" Pokémon pack opening for his son 04:00 – Dan vs. Guy: Is it charity if it's on social media? 06:45 – The main event: The worst things said during sex 08:15 – "Jump off the mountain with me" 10:30 – The "ancestors" and the Red Sea metaphors 11:45 – Meg’s "Quaddle" horror story 14:20 – The Overthinkers test out their best (worst) dirty talk

This is a podcast from Rover. Shave your head. Yeah, I'm going to shave my fucking stupid head. This is the Overthinkers podcast. You'd look like producer Carl. Oh, lucky. Having one of those days, girls. I'm sure women will be able to know.

We're just like, everything is annoying you about your face. Oh, me. No, I'm just having a moment. You look lovely. You look lovely. That makes all the difference. Dan, you look lovely. But no, I don't.

Whereas you... It doesn't fucking work. You look stunning today. I'm going to rip my hair out. In fact that you've tied it up, she's tied it up in like a top-knott situation. I actually think that looks quite cool. Before you shave it, I'd go bangs. I'd give yourself a fringe first because that's kind of fun.

Let's do a fringe. I'm going to hear you next week. I'll get a friend of one. Can we do a bowl cut for you for a day? Just a little bowl cut. Yeah. No, do the fringe. Do the bangs.

I think bangs is such a fun thing and it looks so cute, but girls are very scared of bangs. Ah, yeah. Really the suits people are like, I did do a fringe, what, two years ago, and I hated it when I did it, remember? Producer Carl will take a photo of you. He'll put it in some fucking app,

and it'll show you what you look like with bags, I promise. Should we do it now? We'll do it now. No, I'm not ready for a photo now. I'm not mentally prepared. No, you wouldn't believe what AI can do. No, pick a fucking hot photo of me that's already online. Could you take a photo of me and make me look hot?

Can we give Dan bangs? Yeah, I know bangs is the thing girls get when they break up with their boyfriend, and they're wanting a new fresh start and they get bangs. That's like the thing you do. but um is that is that what bloody um what's his face is singing about i think that's different no i think she's just saying she likes to do it she likes to bang oh okay which is ironic because isn't he gay so how would he know oh he wasn't then i think he was closeted back then he's just talking about his like you know

little like kind of promiscuous mate and he's like my fucking god we'd be like what's meg like what's me like and i don't you aren't specifying what or who she bangs are you Well, hopefully just her husband. Yeah, it is. So that's confirmed. Yeah, who by the way, if you're listening, Guy, fucking King you? He's just...

Lucky, isn't he? Lucky to be able to do that. I'm going to play this again just quickly because you may not listen to the actual show podcast, or you might have missed it. Do you know, this fucking great man ended up finding out that my son loves Pokemon cards, but no one at the school trades them anymore,

but he still wants to. And so he pretended he didn't know what Pokemon were, went and bought a pack, and then FaceTime my son, and open them. Alright, my first one is a rat-a-tar, which I know is nothing. I mean, I've only opened five cards and already I'm hooked. I'm definitely going to be doing this.

Oh, this one looks like it's shiny. Oh, yeah, that one. That one is fully where I. Oh, hang on. Oh, this is like a really shiny one. It's Mouth E-X. And it's like shiny. Oh, that's really good.

That's really good. Yeah? I say you should keep that. Okay, cool. Bye. See you later. See you, bro. Thanks for your help.

I genuinely will remember that for the rest of my life. And we've to drop off that meouth of E-X because the guy said it, under the snorlax, he said it'll give it to him. It's one of those ones where I think that one moment, if I ever hear anyone talk shit about guy, I'll feel like, no other reason that's, but that's old. Good, thank you.

I always thought it's a good guy, but I'll just be able to be one of those ones are going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you do not, fucking obviously no guy then. You might have caught him on a bad day because this is at his core, who he is, and then I'd tell that story every time. That's very nice. Dan, couldn't give two. He just sits there.

Look at you. You're like, you don't. but like anybody said anything good about Guy. You two could be more opposite. No, I like Guy. I like Guy. I just find it a little bit suspect that he put it on social media. You put everything on social media. That's like me going to a homeless person

giving them 50 bucks but filming it and putting on my stall. It's like those people that start crying and then film themselves crying. He didn't say the reason. I would defend him a little bit there because he didn't put it up and go, I bought these for Thai because I did this. And you know what? That's why I stayed quiet.

His caption, I can give you the caption If he'd like that. He definitely didn't say Like I did this to make Ty happy Because I think he would have been a wanker if he did that But it's funny though I can't bring up Dan's name to him Or bring up guy's name to you

Without one of you fucking insult to each other This is because he love each other really Yeah really I wouldn't say like Guy I really do But he's a fucking negative little Don't talk shit about him Do you know what he put on it as a caption First time opening Pokemon cards

Since I was a kid true. So I got a nine-year-old to help me. Yeah, it didn't say anything about... And I reshared it and then I said, this king bought a pack of cards and opened them with my son because he knew it would make Ty's day and it did. No, but scroll down, he did hashtag selfless, hashtag charity, hashtag giver.

So funny. I mean, that was... Yeah, I can't bring up Dad's work a day, but he'll go, oh, what about that pathetic little man? And Dan Offier was like, what about all the things I do that you guys don't even know? It's right. I do a lot of self. What do you fucking do?

I donate to, I do a lot of stuff for animals. I do. What do you do? I donate a lot of money to, uh, how much? I think it's about $20 a week. To which one? No, is it a month or a week? I have to look.

It's either a month or a week. And is it what? SPCA. Is it humans? Uh, SPCA. SPCA. My mum volunteers for hoo-ha. What do you do?

She goes every Monday. What about your, sorry, I was half listening. What about your mom's hoo-ha? I know. It's a terrible name. It's actually. humans understanding helping animals. But it's abbreviated to hoo-ha.

Oh, that's so unfortunate. They must have abbreviated before hoo-ha was another name. I spent some time with a hoo-ha last night. Today on the Overtinkers podcast. We're overthinking. Speaking of hoo-hars, I found threads online of the worst things people have said whilst having sex. Oh, God, now this, like, do we have to give a bit of a warning here?

Because I imagine this is going to get really... Who sent you this out of interest? Guy saying this many. Yeah, because he's a scumbag. He said this... Hey, you fucking watch your mouth, can. For the overthinkers, he sent... What a dirty little man.

This will be quite good for them. I will fucking jump over this table and choke you out. And he's hanging out with kids in his spare time doing this shit. What's the craziest thing someone has said during sex? And so I thought I could read the comments of you guys can... Sick. He's sick. You guys can.

Okay, maybe we can do this, Meg, if you say what was said in the acts, because I imagine that's what, and we'll tell you if it would have, if we turned us off, or if we stay in the zone. Because it's the craziest thing. It's not good or bad. It's the craziest thing. But some of them you have to imagine if you're having sex with a man. Dan, you'll be fine with it.

Clint, you'll have to. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Because, I mean, it doesn't take much sometimes for people, I think girls, especially in my stereotyping,

where they can get in their head more where you say something. They go, hold on, what do you mean by that? Yeah, definitely. And then all of a sudden the mood's gone. Sometimes, like, back in there, you'd have to really focus on, like, what you're doing anyway to get into it. Right, here we go. It's got to be hard for lesbians, just side note. If girls get in their head, and then there's two of them that potentially could wander.

You're a sick as guy that you're thinking of that. So this is a man. I've got a lesbian friends. I might ask them. This is a man having sex with a woman. He said, I was taking too long to finish, and she decided to start talking, trying to talk me through it. and she said, word for word, climb to the top of the mountain with me.

Okay, look at me. Now jump, jump off the mountain with me. And he said he, in fact, did not jump off the mountain or get there. So if a woman was saying that to you, like, look at me, look at me, come on, jump off the top of the mountain with me, jump off the top of the mountain with me.

Jump off of the top of the mountain with me. I do like the staring into her eyes and being told to look at her. Yeah, that's quite good, yeah. That's interesting. I would never go there. I'd never, I'd go off and go then I'll watch. I don't think it would turn me off, though.

Okay, there's not going to be much. Okay, what about this? I'm neutral on that. What if you're a man having sex with a woman? Okay. And she said, he said, whenever she was getting close, yeah. She said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Instead of I guess, yes, yes, yes, she, see, see, see, see, she's giving you like reverse psychology. No, I would, in my mind, and I could be wrong, is she going, this is so good, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to finish because then it's over. Oh, maybe, yeah, true, true, true. So you're almost going, yeah, that's right. A woman said that a man said to her during sex,

shut the fuck up, I can't concentrate. Oh yeah, you know what? I've had that before. What do you mean? You got told to shut up. No, have you wanted to say that? I wanted to be like, oh my God, you can't be enjoying it this much. Because I'm not.

You can't say that. I genuinely, like, I wasn't doing well. Like I was one of those ones where she was like full like, and I'm sorry. And I remember being like, she can't be loving it this much. Is it kind of like... And it genuinely put me off. Is it kind of like, Dan, I imagine you're playing football

and you go to shoot towards goal, but you kick it out for a throw-in and your dad's on the salad and like, you're amazing, Dan, you're so good. Like the crowd goes wild and I've just like headed it into the audience. And they're like, oh, fuck, he's my name. He'd it into the audience? You mean the crowd, you fucking idiot?

He's always the theatre boy. It's probably a stage act. Oh, sorry, lads. I headed into the audience. Never have I heard a crowd be quite. called an audience in school. Oh God. Okay.

This woman said she was having sex with a man who was black and she is white. She says you need that for context. She said, he yelled, this is for my ancestors, followed by a hard slap on the ass. Wow. I mean, good on. She seemed to enjoy it. She was happy with it. She was like, oh, all right, let's go.

A woman with a man saying, he said, I think I love you. Upon entrance. Upon interest. Oh, now, I think I love you. That would have to be... You can't take that as a real I love you. Yeah, I don't know. Not in that context.

There's endorphins, you know, influencing that. Especially if it was the first time. I don't know. I did tease you guys, tell you off here, sorry, with a one, Aussie one. Do you think I can say it or not?

I genuinely think, well, no, I think it's a podcast, but I genuinely think you need to give a warning before you say it. This one is pretty extreme. It was an Aussie girl. and I was hitting it from behind and she looked back and said

oi mate chuck it in me shitter Now He said he instantly went soft Why did he need to specify that she was an Aussie girl Well I guess the accent The accent probably Yeah I mean Yeah I guess it

Leans into the cringiness Yeah Okay We've got more coming up I do think they get worse So if that was I mean do we I mean

I forget that Obviously we say nothing So you don't know whether we're for against it, but then our facials are all over the video feed now. I'm not for that. I'll say it out loud. I think that's gross. But not a lot of guys would. I think there'll be a lot of guys to be like,

oh my God, yes. Not for me. Clint, speak please. No, he's met his microphones. I don't have to say what I'm into or what I'm not into. You choose to, so that's good for you. A woman having sex with a man. She said, Bro looked at me and said, I'm about to part your ass like the red sea. Your cheeks

are going to miss each other. It sounds like he's. He's thought that through prior. Jesus. It doesn't seem off the cuff. Does it? I mean, no, that's too long to be off the cuff. It was almost like that's his saying he does.

These two are never going to work out. This could possibly be dad having sex with somebody, if you could imagine this. A woman having sex with a man. And she said, I moaned. And he said, I was being disrespectful to the neighbors. I was why? I'd be disrespectful to the neighbors.

So she was like, oh. And he was like, shh. The neighbours. Yeah. Come on, shush, shush, shush. How loud was she? Okay, okay, okay.

More. Oh, oh. I said, oh God, oh God, oh God. When it was happening and he leaned down in my ear and whispered, why are you calling him

he can't save you? Oh, bloody. It's like pickup lines but in the midst of sex. I feel like a lot of the girls ones are like kind of hot a lot of the time. Guys ones are just like, oh, cringe, bro.

Clint will like this one, hitting it from behind, standing, and she says, well, my hair isn't going to pull itself. It's funny. That's funny. My hair isn't going to pull itself. Yeah, he ended that one with a little, like, eh, emoji. So he was happy with that. Oh, man.

Yeah, what about when you were in bed, Meg? What about your story? You got to do it with the voice. Yeah, I one time in my past, sleep with a man. And weren't you like The anticipation to sleeping with this guy Was I building? Yeah, there was definitely

Is he one of the time? No, he wasn't one of them on them. This was before I moved to Queensland. Okay. But it was building in the way He was a customer of mine. Oh, going above and beyond for the customer's always right. And there was a bit of flirting in the lead up for weeks

and then we went back to his place. Like a paying customer? No, well he paid for what I served but that wasn't my body. Oh yeah, it was coffee. Yeah, it was coffee. All right. I went back to his place,

and he did what he did, and I... Oh, no good. No, no, no good. I don't think many one-night stands are very good for women, personally. We're definitely not back in my day. And, unfortunately, yeah,

I don't think I ever had a fun time on a one-night stand. I can say that, hand-on-hout. Like, in the way of, like, actually came to completion. Yeah, I don't know. We can see what you're talking about. Anyway, so he did what he did,

and then I was like, ah, right. And he said, okay, fuck, I'm in another one. And he said, in a baby voice, do you want to have cuddles now? Oh, damn, damn. And I think he actually did quaddles, quaddles, like with a W. Quiddles, quiddles now.

Oh, my God, I would have gone, get the fuck out of my house. I did. I did. I was at his place. I said, call me a taxi. Yeah. And I was gone. You should have gone, call me a taxi.

I don't want to cuddle you. That was that, that was honestly, I don't think I said another word to him actually after that. I was like, I've just had a bad time. You didn't care. That I was like, you weren't interested in whether I had good time or not. Did he give that energy before, like, when you were having the, in the act? Did he give that kind of like, so it was like animalistic more, like it was almost the opposite. Oh, yeah, no, not that.

I did not see that. That's how I was like, what is. And he like, oh, in quiddles now. Well, could you can't just order an Uber that's going to be there in one minute? Because Uber didn't exist in. I stood outside. It would be like 25 minutes or something for a taxi to get texed. Yeah, it wins through outside and what I did.

Honestly, it was so long ago and I somehow still remember it. Wow. Yeah, that would honestly scar me for life. Yeah, I've got to be careful what I say. Because I can ruin the mood quickly. I reckon you could be at risk of a little bit of a quiddly.

I do like a little bit of chat. Not talking all the way through, like you might think, but don't mind the odd comment here and now. What's the weirdest shit you've talked about while you've been doing it, mid-sesh? Or like, do you have any dirty talk lines? Yeah, but a lot of them I don't use any. because it didn't end well.

Oh, I see. Yeah, you both have to be rocking the same sort of level. Like, if you're like an eight out of ten and there are seven, sweet as. But I reckon if they had two points behind, like if you're like a six and there are a three or a four, no, no, no, no. I saw two online on TikTok of women saying they were very happy to be, they either got really good responses or they were happy to have it said to them. one of them was let me show you how proud I am to be yours and then did something to them

Let me show you how proud I am To be yours Or let me show you how proud I am to be yours Something along those lines And the other one was I believe I don't know who said it to her But the other one was

Oh shit, what was it? It was something about I know I know you can do better than that. But it was like in a whole, I don't even know how to put it. It was like not, I thought it was funny because I think if a man said it to a woman, it would be like, oh, well, fuck you.

If a man said something along the lines of like, I know you can do better than that. Like, try, like, show me again, something like that. Right. But I think if a woman said it to a man, it would be possible. I've never been, I've never even dabbled in the naughty talk. I couldn't do it. Like, apart from anything else, I'm not good at that stuff anyway. like sex.

I've never... So you could never say something like to Hannah, I know you can do better than that. Show me. Absolutely not. Should we all take a line home? Obviously, when I'm going to record... We're not going to record it

because it's probably a bit invasive, but we'll try the line and report back without findings. No, God, no. I think if I talked at all, Hannah, be like, that's about out of the ordinary. Like, I have to concentrate. I'm like, full zone.

What do you mean you have to concentrate? You must make some noise. No. Quiet. I don't think I do. Dead quiet. Not dead quiet. Well, were you puffed at, like, when you just walk out of the studio.

Is it just like this? He puffs when he walks out of the studio. Similar, yeah, I guess it would be. I don't know, I've never really thought about it. Producer's the Nipia's taking his phone's off. That would be it. Nipia, this is Dad having sex. Well, no, it's you guys making the noise.

I'm not going to make the noise. It's good girl. No, I wouldn't say she was good going. He wouldn't say that. I mean, Meg's tried to get me to do naughty talk before, and it was shocking. Like, I just said you're a stupid. You said she were a pathetic woman. I said, no, you don't say...

Yeah, like, because she was, like, talk dirty to me, like, talk naughty to me. And I'd be like, you suck, you stupid. But then, it's funny. You're kind of clue. Because the sentiment's saying, like, I know you can do better than that. Show me is the same sort of sentiment, but it's not, like, pathetic. Okay, so we're, like, going away. I'm like, okay, let's do it.

This is so fucked up. Go on. You're doing it with Hannah. Okay. Yeah, because otherwise you're... That was one of your worst. No. No?

See, again, it doesn't. You've just mucked it up a little bit. Well, you said, what's the difference? Let's see if you've got time to correct it. Oh, yeah, so I needed something else. I know you can do better than that. Race isn't over. Finish strong.

Show me. And then I've got to reply to that. Is that what you're saying? You're right. That works all right for a guy. I wouldn't be offended by that. You wouldn't know. I know you got.

All right. You're ready? I know you can do better than that. Show me. Give me 24 hours. Because I already. I don't know. I'm a bit tired

I'm in bed I'm gonna get up at 4. It's a bit sore Yeah yeah But we'd roll down there Okay so that actually did work Meg You're using that Like I know you can better than that

Show me I think it's also the delivery And the timing So now Dan you do the same line back Okay And Meg see if it can hit Okay Okay for women

Because I think for guys No sure I'm not sure So fine Maybe I mean it's gonna be very hard Not imagine me and my husband So let's

I'm gonna try and think of him Okay We're doing it We're finished I thought you were better than that. What? What?

I can change the word. I don't know you can do better than that. Show me. Show me. So like do it. Okay. Okay. Shush, you talk too much, babe.

Shush those lips. I know you can do better than that. Show me. Try it with conviction. That was. I know you can do better than that. No. I know you can do better than that.

Show me. No, that sounds too like... You're telling her off. Telling her off. See, that's why I'm terrible at it. I know you can do better than that. Show me. Just stay quiet.

Honestly, I'm so bad. You're up and doubt. Say nothing. Yeah. Stay quiet. You say something to me, Clint, and I'll retort. But I don't mind it, Meg. I actually don't mind it.

I can't tell my wife what to say to me. Okay, okay. At some point during the act, could you say this? Okay, so I've come to you and I go, oh, Clint, I know you can do better than that. Show me. what are you coming back with? I feel like

ooh, what the fuck are you doing in my house doing your movie? Put your clothes on. I'm just being in the corner watching him and Jamie. Come on, come on, Clint, you can do better than that. You can do better than that, mate. Come on, buddy, let's go. You're just sitting in the chair. Come on, Clint.

Clint, I'll let you fuck my wife. Come on. No, Canada's not there. I'm just stuck in through the front door. Clint, come on, man. Jamie's sitting there. You could do better than that. Come on, show me.

Okay, well, if anyone, is adventurous or confident enough to try that in the bedroom. What was the other one I said? I've forgotten it. It was the confidence. I didn't even do better than that show me. What was the other one I said? There was another one which you were very, I don't think you knew quite what it was. Maybe, yeah, jump on the

Overthinkers' feedback page on Instagram and then report back. We can not share your name. Unless you're happy to, then you can tell us. And then we'll read out how it went. I'm going, let me show you how proud I am to be yours. That was how I. Yeah, my wife wouldn't mind that one. That's nice.

That's like quite nice. It's a lovely thing to say to someone. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, give it a go, Clint. I sure as shit won't be. No, neither will I. That's the thought that counts, I guess.

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