The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS swapping what?!

Episode Date: April 12, 2026

We’ve had a bit of a hiatus, but we are back and it is absolute chaos in the studio! We're diving into the deep end—literally—as we revisit the time Dan tried to go skinny dipping and ended up face-planting onto a pool cover. Plus, Meg opens up about a fan encounter that happened at her absolute "ugliest" moment, and we discuss which body parts we’d swap if we could. You aren’t ready for the sheer amount of banter we’ve packed into our return episode! 00:00 – We’re back! Recapping our holiday hiatus.  02:50 – Producer Carl’s mid-podcast DIY project.  04:15 – Meg’s "ugliest" fan encounter at the sushi shop.  07:40 – Memory Lane: Dan as Katy Perry and Austin Powers.  09:30 – The skinny dipping pool cover disaster.  10:45 – The great Time Capsule recovery mission.  13:20 – Swapping body parts: What would we take from each other?  15:50 – 50k Fuel-let: Today’s secret keyword.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Hiro, welcome, Clint McGinn, Dan. We're back. Sorry, I've had a bit of a hiatus on the podcast. We've been on holiday for a little bit. Good to have you back. If you've joined us, back.

Thank you. Thank you for coming. We know you've got a choice. Cleanty. You know what? I reckon Spotify needs a clean out. There's a lot of shit on there. I was looking through like the top 10 on the podcast charts on the over the holidays,

just to see sort of where we are. We're not in there. No, nowhere near. But my God, even in the top ten there's some clutter. Like some absolute shitters. There's one about a fish where they just talk about fish. What? Fish. What type of fish?

Like it's just a fish-based podcast. No, it's like they start talking about fish and then it branches out into other stuff, but they always branch off a fish. So they start with fish and then they could end up anywhere. Anywhere. So they go, oh, today we're talking about terraki, terakia. And then they'll end up talking about bloody...

See, I would love to do that, but I feel like our boss would have been like when we're, you know, re-branding this sort of podcast, our boss would have been like, no, you can't just start talking about fish every time. Just on the Terriki. When did Terriki change to Terrikihi? Like, when do we lose the he?

And then we started putting the He back. I think we were just pronouncing it wrong. If you look at it's Tedaki. Yeah, but it's like, it's like just shortening words. We shorten everything. So why can't we shorten terriki instead of Terrikihi? Because we're not racist? No, that's like saying,

kiyah, and sometimes I say to you, kiyo. No, you don't. I've never ever... I think we're also saying it wrong. Or cheer, bro, and I say cheer. I think it's also Tarakihi. T. There's no E in it. So it's T-A-R-A-K-I-H.

Oh, Tara. Not Terrakihi. Dan's always got the best pronunciation, actually. We always get messages about that, even though you've got one 18th molding in you. Oh, Clint's pretty good. I would net... You're the best.

No, I don't know about that. You are? Out of us three, you are. Oh, Garmol. Oh, I don't think so. You are? No, no, no, Clint's better than me. If there was a test around Toreo, oh,

Yeah, it'll be you. Well, it's te reo. But anyway. See? That was a test for Clinton. He passed. Yeah, thank you, dude. Yeah, there you go.

Thank you. My dad, this is how bad my dad was with the Moldi language. He would go, he would drive through Papatoi, and he'd go, it's Papatutos. Right, Papatou. That's like whenever used to be, what's the one with the cow? And the chick, Tina from Turner sings it, and she sings it properly because it's, um, Waikikikikamu cow. Waikikikikamu cow.

So it does, but that's why it has a cow in the town because it was called Waikikamu cow. And you should never kick a moo cow. Never. Never. The other one is Fakatana and people call it Waccatain. Yeah, Waketana. Pada-Para-Umoo, which is near me.

I used to just call it pram, brum, brum, because there's lots of boy racers with it. Fuck me. Okay. Meg is the most racist on the show. Oh, fucking hell. So just checking, so if I've covered off casual racism so we can move on now.

And fish. And we started with the fish. So now we're just copying those things. Ding, ding. I miss my gal. Because it's our idea. I miss my bell. When are you supposed to get it back?

Carl, how do I get a new bell? Carl, also, we're recording you an award-winning podcast. Can you stop, like, actually seriously, why are you drilling stuff in here? We're wanting this to improve. Award-winning podcast. Yeah, but Carl, no, but seriously, we're trying to do a good podcast. We can't have someone doing DIY while we're recording it. You're the executive producer of this shitty thing.

He doesn't get paper over time. And can I have a desk bell, please? Yeah, that's what's going to make this right, a desk bell. I've got to look sharp. Thanks got to what going on. Anyway. Thanks for that. Let's hit it, Clint.

Let's get serious. This is the overseas podcast. Put on your serious voice. No, no, Clint said he's got something. here Meg. It's really, we need to let him have his time because he very rarely has something. Actually, he never has anything, so go on, Clint. Yeah, let him have his moment. Come on. Okay.

Well, I've got a list of seven things to ask real friends, but I've got to find some real friends first. Clint, honestly, before we move, now we're on to the friends. Clint's one of those people that you go any you could go somewhere with. You even turn the mics, fuck off, Carl.

You even had the mics on, capturing it. It's Carl's talking. She's like clattering around. Pose off. Anyway, you could go somewhere with Clint, and there's always someone that knows him. Like, not because he's famous. There'll be some dude that played basketball with him in 1927,

and he'll come home and be like, remember when we play basketball together? He's that guy. I got recognised over the holidays, and it was one of the fucking worst moments because I was in my ugliest I've ever been. Jesus. Yeah, I know.

It was bad. It was like hair bun on top of the head. I was not playing and leaving the house. It's like running in to pick up your Chinese takeaways and then straight back in the car. No makeup, which is fine, but no makeup and had been crying earlier. So puffy, no makeup, no fake tan for like a week, so very pale, wearing a T-shirt that was about 14 sizes too big,

a little stained, if I'm being honest. Obviously. Like it was about, I was running it. I was having a really, really bad time running into a store. And then I happened to bump into somebody who I actually knew and got into a conversation with them. and this wonderful woman pulled out of the car back and she was like, Meg, and I was like,

I'm so upset, you recognise me? Because I would have phoned there. That ugly bitch looks a bit like Meg. Yeah, yeah. God if Meg was really ugly, that would be her. But she was like, fuck, if Meg was homeless and an alcoholic, whino, that would be what she looks like. That would have been so good.

If I got a message to DM said, I saw a girl that if you lost everything in your life, then I'd be like, oh, cool, definitely not. Where was it? And fish and trips? Oh, that was me. No, that was me. Where were you?

I was down at Lake Westgate, mainland, my local... Doing what? Outdoor area. I was picking up some food for Daisy. She was starving. I was not meant to be getting out the car. That is on you because I'm running into a takeaway store find. Running into a mall?

No, no, it wasn't a mall. It was sake here, sushi. It was an outdoor mall. So I wasn't going inside. I was literally going in. I wasn't meant to be getting out of the car. And I was like, okay, Daisy, I'll get you some food. Come in.

And I was like, oh, shit. That's so unlucky. But that's your life. Oh shit, no, it isn't. I was like, that is actually unlikely. No, I mean, that's your life that the chance of anyone seeing you in the 45 seconds that you're in the store is so low for most people,

unbelievably high for me, because the universe just likes that happening to it. I just would have loved it to be like, oh, there's that fucking poor, unfortunate, sad looking depressed. Yeah, it's better than the time that I was up at, I got asked for a photo. I was just walking, and I just ordered lunch, and I was walking out, and someone goes,

can I get a photo with you? And I said, oh, God, here we go, famous. and went up and got a photo with them. They were like, thanks so much. What was your name? And I was like, Dan Webby. And they were like, oh, we're just doing a like survey thing. We just needed a photo with a guy with a green shirt and had a green t-shirt on.

Brilliant. I thought they wanted. They were like, scavenger hunt. Scabinger Hunt thing. Your embarrassment. They were like, thanks so much. What was your name? Brilliant.

Thank you. Thank you. We're humbled all the time, me and you. This could work quite nice. And what is the random memory that, of me or of Dan? Yeah. or I guess of Meg Dan, if we were playing along, that you sometimes think about.

The random memory of Meg that you sometimes think about. Oh, I've got a couple of you, of both of you I can easily do. My favourite memory of Dan is... I can't I guess? Yeah, you know what it is. That's when I'd get dressed up as Katie Perry. Yes, he was new to the show, and producer Brock used to work here, and he was a charge of getting...

What was the thing? No, we were going to the sevens. Oh, yeah. And he had to dress up. He got Dan this very short dress that looked just like the California girl's, like, Katie Perry outfit. And it was my first time witnessing Dan actually being angry, and it wasn't, like, funny angry. And he was... And he was...

He didn't have the wig on, so we just had the dress on. And he had his, like, tits out. And he was so short, you could see your... You can see your nipples. And he was yelling at Brock going, why the fuck would I wear this? And I just remember, I'll never forget just seeing the image of him wearing, like, this woman's dress. Because I'm so angry. like to think that I know Brock very well even then

we've worked together before previously many times and he knows me well and I why the fuck would anybody order knowing me well and I've got body image issues putting on a short skirt with a boob tube and by the

way we're at the sevens all day in the sun so not only would I have been very self-conscious about my sausage of a body also I would have been fucking sunboot Like I would have looked like a cooked sausage. And you would have been in that outfit for a Lisa.

People would have gone, what the hell is he doing? To make it worse, Dan went as Harry Stiles and everyone kept going up to him going, Shagadalic, baby. Yeah, they thought I was Austin Powers. Yeah, they kept going, oh, Prince, I got Prince a couple of times. Oh, you dressed as Prince. No, Harry Stiles.

Yes, Harry. Oh, God, it was so good. The one that's popped up in my head for you, Clint, is when we were going somewhere. We're at Dom's house, and you got up on his table. outside and was singing. Do you remember that? What was it singing? Why? I can't remember the song but you were drunk and we were like oh god Clint's

Clint's very drunk And he was... Drunk on a table singing Do you not remember that? We were walking to like a we had to walk down to the location And when we did that charity We did John Run the Marathons for charity for Moana She was there and she was wearing a wetsuit Do know why this is a member? Moana was

Yes I swear to God It's a weird memory but she was wearing a wetsuit I don't know why still I'm trying to think of a new memory but I can't shake the time Meg sung the Piers St. Pierre's jingle

in front of the guy who owns St. Pierre's and she didn't even get the words right. Yep. I think I did. Full version, archipella. You guys just left me.

Yeah. You just left me to drown it there. And the other one for Dan for me is like him nude with his bloody starfish out when he jumped on he tried to go skinny dipping at my house. I was so anti-nude

and both your ones are nude ones. Four 30 in the more. and he didn't check to see if the pool cover was still on because it was pitch black and I don't have any outdoor lights and he just jumped straight onto the cover. Do you remember? I think I've got the audio. There was a really good moment for us, Clint, me and you had a great bonding where I pissed myself and you were like crying and laugh. Dad was falling down that cliff and nobody could save him. Oh yeah.

Oh, that's funny for your friend falling in a fucking cliff. Brilliant. You remember you were like, and he gets me like, help me. No, we were searching for a time capsule at my old house and I was holding on. to a branch. The branch snapped and I started falling down a bank. Like, think of this. Falling down a bank, I was going, guys, how up screaming. And Meg's pissing herself.

She literally pissed her pants laughing. And it made it the slip. The urine from her urethra made a slip. It made it muddy. Every time that Dan yelled help, he like weved down a bit more. I'll see if I can find that one. Here's the one of Dan. If you're new to the podcast, trying to skinny dip with the pull cover on. Oh! Cliff.

What he's doing? How do we get in? The pool covers on. I'm laying on top of the pool cover off. Oh, jump in, Dan. Oh no. Oh, God. I'm not to stick with the water and allergies, but close your legs.

I can see your starfish. Oh, yeah. What are you looking? Disgusting. You'd have to look pretty close to see that. That was a really, um, uh, fun day going back to when Dan fell down a cliff, because we were looking for the time capture we thought we could find it and we were again with the metal detector

and then Clint was take the spade away yeah because we were like okay no okay we have to contact there was like there was like Pokemon cards and cars and all sorts of dumb shit in this box and Dan had buried it out the backyard

of his house so we went and got a very expensive the boss was very angry very expensive it's like $400 yeah metal detector but the problem is one of us was holding the spade I can't remember it was Meg or Dan I think Dan was spayed in it I was metal detector yeah Meg's I'm metal detector

and Dan's standing. They're like waiting to dig me. It keeps beeping. And then she was like, now it's not beeping. They said, now it's beeping. But it was, it wasn't beeping here. Now it is. And I went out and look.

I was like, because you're waving it over Dan's spade. Yeah, we would have been there for days, Dad. We would have to be there for days. We would have to come over. I was like, Dan, get away from the metal district with your spade. Okay, I've got a minute 25. It's called 2020 Best of Time Capsule recovered.

Oh, okay, let's listen. Is this us? Because then we didn't recover it, but we did find, The handcuffs That handcuffs that Dan used to chain his friends to At the tree There's too much And they were naked to do it, thank you.

There was too much to explain. This might not be ours. Leon joined us from the farm. It was 2023. Another fun memory that I have with you guys. No, this was actually a work one. One of my favourite things I think I've ever done in work was when we did the audition for the musical.

I loved doing that with you guys And then when we had to actually perform to two judges, we had to go on stage. Grant and Hamish. Grant and Hamish, that's right. And it wasn't, like, funny. I think what I really liked about doing it is that we weren't trying to be silly. We all really tried. And fuck, I was brutally bad.

You sang the Little Mermaid, didn't you? I did. I did. My God, did I practice my heart out. That was a really fun situation. I remember, like, waiting in the waiting room, and we could kind of hear vaguely, like, the vocal, through almost the pipes, the air conditioning units that were running through the building.

And I was sitting there, like, shitting bricks waiting for my turn, knowing how serious everyone was taking this really dumb, immature thing. That's right. Yeah, we, I like it when we take things seriously when they're stupid. Oh, I found Dan hates his outfit. Yes! Walking around all day, there'll be people looking at me thinking who is that absolute loser

that thinks he looks cool, because they'll be like, he chose that costume, he thinks he looks cool in it. I don't. Like, I look horrible. I was even more angry than that. Way more. I'm finding stuff from 2023. What's this one?

That's what he had to literally promise that he would try and do his... Oh, his orgasm noise. The one thing I will remember from Clint, and this is this, you'll remember this me. We're filming a video outside in the quad out here. And Clint, for some reason, started running round in circles, and he fell over. Remember that? He fell headfirst into the ground. I was so nervous.

I nearly wet my pants. I've got another one. Dan puts G-banger on. I'll put that G-banger on, though, and there's always stuff hanging out. Don't even know why that was. Dan's cat is a UTI. Oh, yeah, Kimmy, poor Kimmy. That's right. He did four.

What is this podcast? We're just remembering shit. Yeah, Clint had a question. Clint Megan Dan's remembering project. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, and there's lots of stuff. We've had some time for ages. Sorry.

Yeah. Fun times. Okay. Okay. I've got another question ever, but I've lost my save page, so talk amongst yourselves. Mm-hmm. Or don't. I do like tetekehi.

As a fish, I feel like it's a hit or miss. I like it. I would order it over a snapper. No, that's outrageous. Quite often, Tederkehi is not available. They're either snapper or that yellow fish stuff. What is that? Lemon fish. I find it quite shocking when people say their favourite fish is gurnered, because it's quite small

and I don't know what to do with them. It's quite a dry fish as well, Gernard. If you could steal one thing from the other, what would you take? I'll take you... Bad's bag account. Oh, damn. Oh, no, let's not go into money. I'll take...

I'll take Clint's, um, Tesla's, both of them. Okay. Um, I would take Clint's... Your big, fluffy cushion thing you have. Oh, the millo. Yeah. Yeah, millo, late pillow, but with an M, if you want to find them. Very expensive.

Can it be something on their body? Like, can it be something about them? It's cock. I'd have that for the day. I don't think I'd last the full day. And also, I don't think... You'd want that because it's like when you go to tell me, don't go business class

because then you have to go back to... Oh, do I get to keep it then? Oh, just have it. Will you swap dicks? He wakes up one morning, so what's happened? You'd go to the doctor straight away. I don't have to have Hannah then. She's the only one that, you know...

No, it's Hannah. Yeah. No, I want Hannah to experience what it's like in business class. You're not to go to. You're not to go to. I'm back again. Yeah, because we've had an idea. We're doing this 50K fuel let, which is on the main radio show.

Okay, every day at 7 and 8 a.m., your chance to win $50,000 worth of fuel. You just need to spin a wheel, okay? Now, we've had an idea of being able to fast track the good people, the good listeners of this Onlyfans podcast, to get on here Friday. Terms and Conditions, you must be a New Zealand citizen. That's it. Thank God, that was a good terms and conditions voice. Thank you so much. You're really good at that.

So basically, we're going to give you a keyword right now. Oh, Dan's getting nervous. And then Friday, if you can recite the keyword that we ask for from one of the day's podcast, it could be today's, could be tomorrow's, could be Wednesdays, you have to collect all five. Could be Thursdays? Could be. Yeah. It can't be Friday, though. Karen, you've brought nothing except sarcasm.

Meg's brought her great voice. Thank you. You've done nothing here. Okay. No, I'm supervising you. So, today's keyword is diesel. Who did you check that with? No one, because I'm the fucking boss.

Why would the keyword be a shoe brand? Don't take his negativity. That's true. I was thinking it because I'm wearing diesel boots. Hey, diesel will also make lovely tank tops, okay? And pants as well. They don't just do shoes. If we're talking about diesel in their product line.

Okay, so diesel, that is your keyword today. Tomorrow it might be a different keyword. You've got to click all four. So on Friday, if we ask for the keyword from Monday's Overthinkers podcast, and someone texts Vin Diesel, Are they still in? Hmm. Good question, Clinton.

How wonder you're supervising? I would take it because they've said the word. They might have misspelt van diesel. Yes. Yeah, right. Okay. So you'll take diesel E-I-N-I-E? Hmm.

You're good at this. Yeah, well, no, because that's a visual thing. We're not asking them to write it down. We're asking them to say it. Yeah, so when they spell it, if your spelling's wrong, you're still in the mixer. Okay. So the key word for today is diesel. That's all you need to remember.

There will be a different one tomorrow, Wednesday and Thursday. And then we'll be calling one of you, or you'll be calling us, of anything. So, yeah, we'll let you hear. This is seamless. This has been seamless. Rover, Music, radio, podcasts.