The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS the cutest fart you'll ever hear

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overtinkers podcast. Hello, Clint Meg and Dan, soon to be just. Clint Meg. Yeah, I've got to go. My son's throwing up. And now I've got to pick him up from Kinder. They're like, he needs to go now.

Yeah, because you could pass it on to the other kiddies, hey? Fair enough. But isn't that a fun thing for your Friday? It could just be just eating his morning tea too quickly. I know. My son used to do that all the time. I'd be like, whoa, whoa, stop shivering your mouth. And then he'd just vomit it up.

And they'd be like, he has to get out of here. I was like, no, he's just the pig. He doesn't chew his food before he swallows it. Me, can you take my dishes out? Yeah. Clint, can you do that? Because I've actually got to run 11. So Dan's given it to you.

You've accepted it and taken the praise and the thanks from Dan. Now I'm going to do it. I didn't get any thanks from Dan. Thank you, well, I thank both of you and go, thank you. Whoever does it, I thank you. The other person that doesn't do it, you're a lazy prick.

Time that he's mucked around telling us about it. He could have taken up to the kitchen. Get out of here, man. Get out of here for real. Okay, I got a question Actually, I saw it on Instagram Meg, and then I should have actually sent it to Lily

but I'm just going to play it through my phone instead because when I saw this I was like, oh, there's no way I would do that and then I was like, actually I would definitely do that. Then I started overthinking it and I don't know if I would do it. Okay, you're right. Okay.

Today on the Overtinkers podcast We're overthinking. Okay, yeah. All right, what if I offered you $50 million to run a marathon every single weekend for the rest of your life? No. But here's the catch. The first weekend you don't complete the marathon, you die.

No. What? I would do know at any point. That's the stupidest fucking question. No, because I thought that to me because there's no way. I'm not doing a marathon. I've never done one before my life. I did a half marathon. I almost kill me.

Then you think about it and you go, hold on. I don't need a job because I've got $50 million. My job is literally, if there's no time limit, is literally just walking or jogging a marathon at some point Saturday, Sunday. So you have the rest of the week off, and in the weekend you just got to put in 42K. Just going to put in 42K.

That's your whole job. You nearly died when you did half of that. Yeah, but I was running the whole time. I mean, I imagine you'd just take your time with it. You'd get fitter as well. What if you're on the weekend you wanted to go and see the Backstreet Boys in Las Vegas? And they're like, oh, fuck, I've got to do my marathon tomorrow.

I mean, the fear of knowing you die if you don't, that would give you so much anxiety all the time. My knees just couldn't. Like, even if I wanted to for my 50 million, there is no way physically that my tits and my knees could get me through a marathon every day. That'd be, it'd be a nightmare. The part that made me almost reneged

because I was like, oh, I could absolutely do that. I don't have a job. All I got to do is put in an eight-hour exercise session in the weekend. And I could just walk out. It's like an eight-hour day. Yeah, I'll try. But you're right. If you get an injury,

and you blow out your knee or something then off a sudden you're like, if I can't bleed next, we go die. And then you've got to run on the injury, walk on the injury. It gets worse, you don't get rest. And then you realize you're going to die. And then what age do you think you can do this up until?

Because if you can't do it at 70, you're dead at 70 when you could have just lived a life to 85 and seen your daughter get married. It's 50 mil though. Your daughter getting married! I'd say her getting married. She's only, I don't know how old is she? She's 30 years younger than me.

So if I was 70, she'd be 40. She's not married by then. loser. Yeah, you're right. You're kidding to anyone who's 40 and not mad. You don't, you can't count. You can't count.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely not. Today on the Overtinkers podcast. We're overthinking. I had a question from one of our Instagramers, actually. I haven't read it first, but I did see a notification pop up saying, hi, this is a question for the podcast.

So let me see what it says. Oh, God, I hope it's okay. Right, I have a question. Oh, it's a very, large question. Shit, okay. You get an egg and if after 365 days the egg remains uncracked, you receive 10 million. Brill. It is a completely ordinary egg upon receiving no cracks. After the 365 days, the egg will be thoroughly inspected to ensure there are no cracks whatsoever in order for you to claim the money. Replacing of cooking the egg is not permitted, as well as

that the egg cannot be stationary for more than 24 hours at a time and cannot be touched by anyone other than you. Finally, failure to protect the egg will result in a permanent ban from eating eggs ever again. Fuck, as you don't die. Fuck, I'm devastated. I should have done your one first.

The steak's kind of whipped out of it. I think you need to die. I think you need to die within the year or you take the deal. Surely you just keep that in your sock drawer and then every morning when you get up, you just move it. You just move it about the sock drawer. Although if you go out on holiday,

you've got to take it with you and that's the dicey. But maybe you just don't go. Just don't go. 10 Mill. God, that's hard though. Oh, shut up. How many holidays have you got planned this year?

What do you constitute as a holiday? Anything that leaves your house for longer than two days? Oh, but you can just be going away to like, why he for... That's a holiday. Okay, well, then I have one of those coming up next month. You've got Africa? That's in October. Where else?

My wife's doing here and makeup for a wedding over there. Where else are you going? So I'm like... Well, you're going in July. We've got a holiday in July. Going on a cruise. There it is. With the kids.

To the French, Polynesian. Island. Holy fuck, really? Well, it's not to France, French Polynesia. So they're Vanuatu, Isla Pines, Numia. You just get on at Sydney. You just, I know what you I know what it is. I'm not saying, holy fuck

is it like, wow, I've never heard of that before. I'm going to, holy fuck, you've got on another cruise? The relatively good value for money, the extra expense is flying to Sydney and back because we don't have a lot of boats to just leave port here. Otherwise, you could literally just catch an Uber down to port and jump on and that's where your expense starts.

But for us, you've got to fly to is probably the closest. That's why if you're ever traveling around the world, like we went to Miami for my sister-in-law's wedding, while we were there, you can just jump on a boat and for almost like 200 bucks a day. It's your food, your travel, your accommodation, all included, your entertainment.

There are a very cheap way to see the city or the world provided you were already in the place where the boat leaves from. Is there a real... I found, even with the Disney crews, I love the Disney crews. God, my husband loved that cruise. It's great.

He does seem like a cruiser. He loved it. I found myself, and maybe it's because I'm like vegetarian, getting a little over the food by day four. And then I went to the fancy restaurant and it kind of fucked me because I was like, oh, this is really good food. And you don't want to pay for that one. And I don't want to go back to the buffet. Which is crazy, by the way, paying for food on a ship where all the food is included. But it's obviously very quiet because most people won't pay for food that there are any paid for.

I think because we're on the Disney cruise as like media guests, we didn't pay for it, but we went. upstairs and then got this like proper me. And I was like holy, it was phenomenal food, right? Unreal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. It would need to be to pay for food that is free. The Disney cruise was a high standard of buffet food and all the food that you get for free. It was really,

really good. But are there some cruises where the food's kind of shit? And it is just like you're getting crappy, very heavy sodium food that you feel a bit weird with? There'd be a big difference between a Royal Caribbean cruise and a princess cruises. Which one's the better one? Royal Caribbean. Oh, really? So there are just different

tiers in terms you've got carnival cruises Celebrity cruises. Then you've got adults only cruises which I've never been on. I imagine there are another tier above. So honestly bending on what you pay. And which one are you doing? A day The one we're going on

Is it Royal Caribbean? No, we did that one in Miami. But Karma got us Meg. We got influenza. We got influenza and we spent half the trip in a just fucking trapped in our tiny room. to get your flu shots.

Yeah, yeah, I've got to do that for Africa. Do that. Do that for your next cruise. You don't want to do it again. Yeah, true. But yeah, the crew, it was one of those things I think, I just realized, like, that is where I am prepared to spend most of my money, and I'll never regret it.

You know, like on holidays, and creating memories. I'm sure with my kids at 9 and 10. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I keep telling myself, oh, me and Guy feel ready for a holiday. He hasn't been overseas since 2017. Wow. Which actually is we're coming up to, yeah, 10 years, 10 years that he's been on a plane overseas. Wow.

So the thing for me, I'm, I literally, and people will be like, this is dumb because it's like you're putting it on tick, you know, throwing it on the mortgage. Because I'm like, I can pay that mortgage off and I will over the however many years. But I can't wait until my mortgage is paid off and then go take my kids on a cruise because they'll be like 20. And they don't want to go on a cruise with dad then. So I'm like, I want to do these things now. If I can't afford to do it now, throw it on the mortgage. and worry about the debt and pay it off later. And some people say that's silly,

but I think I want to value the time that I have now, and if I can't afford to do it now, I'll take it up. Do they just let you take out money like that, willy-nilly? I feel like they're a little stricter with me. I think it, yeah, I think it depends how you've got your mortgage set up, where if you've got what's like a revolving mortgage where you can literally draw from it. She calls it the revolting. Revolting mortgage?

Yeah, she calls it the revolting. Effectively, it just means you can pull money out of it, like it's a savings account, but as soon as you do, you start paying interest on that money. straight away. Interesting. So if you pulled five grand, all of a sudden now, you're paying, I don't know, 5% interest on that money right now

because it's now being added to your mortgage. So it's a little dangerous because you can just be like, I need money. And then you just pull it and you've got it. But now you're paying interest on that money, like the day you pull it out. Yeah, they're revolting. But hey, you get to live your life. And you know what happened, Meg?

I started reading. No, I didn't read the book. I listened to the podcast of a guy who wrote the book, die with zero. And it changed my whole perspective on like money and living life right now. Maybe I've overcorrected. So we bought a car and all these other things. When you die, you die.

Yeah, and I guess there's just no guarantees. And if I save all my money to I'm 65, who knows I'm even going to be physically able enough to do the things I want to do when I'm 65? And I wish when I was 40 I did it. Oh, you will not agree any of the way that you're living in life. I can't imagine. I think if anybody says that, they're just jealous. Unless the rug gets pulled out from under my feet.

And I'm like, ooh. And we lose our job. the thing is with your mindset, you'll just be like, I'll find another job. It's the people like me that are fucked because I will panic and I don't believe in myself. And that's when I actually will lose my house. But don't you think like when you're forced to, and your backs against the wall and you've got to get shit done? Yes, and that's my favorite quality of myself. It's my favorite quality that when I do put my mind to something, there's nothing stopping me.

My mom and my husband have said that to me before as well. Like once I get locked in, fucking good luck taking me on. And you're the only person, well, not the only person, but in my... my close group of friends and people here at work that's actually gone out and benched into a small business outside of this job whilst doing this job. Maybe you hit up the Russian dude. Yeah, he died in COVID.

Unfortunately, Dmitri. I'm not trying to laugh here, but that's just such a fuck-ed. That's actually the story. Such a meg thing. So she finally finds this guy who's going to help her with this small business and then he dies. Yeah, he does. Well, yeah, we lost contact right at COVID when it was. Anyway, poor.

And you started a business just before. It was a terrible time. I'm really proud that I did it. Yeah, totally. And it was successful for the time that it was. But yeah, I need a backup. But right now I'm just also, I can't focus on that. I need peace.

Otherwise, my brain will go crazy. So right now. It's got to be hard when you're hustling and grinding in the beginning and trying to become an entrepreneur. Like the amount of stress that must be involved in that, at least in the beginning, until you start killing it and it starts cranking and then you're away. But you'd look back and you'd be like,

I wouldn't wish that initial start. up period in that financial investment on anyone. All right, we've got to either do Guess the Fart or I'm leaving. Who's doing it? Carl... A fart that'll leave you with hairy eyes. Guess the fight what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to unveil.

Guess the fire. Someone asked me the other day, who sings that? That's AI. Are you coming in too, Bella? Yeah. Alright, Bell's and Carla and for Guess the Farr. We're going to make it a quick one. All right, Cali, you get the honours, my darling.

Yeah. Yeah, a double. Bella, that is. I'm unbelievably good at doing fun noises every time I forget. Fucking hell you're good, right. So it's funny, like when you get the bubbles trapped in the cheek

and that's when they do. Flappy, we've got Flapy, a double squeaker or a trumpet. We're meant to get creached in Bella's your boyfriend to play, I forgot to go again. That's right. We want to play next time. No. No.

That was a mouse. That was the closest car. Did you hear it? That was the cutest part of everybody. Do we need to do another one? Yes. So cute. So cute.

I've only got cute ones. It's our first video one. What is our video? It's not a video. A video. I thought that I'll leave you with teary eyes. Guess the part what does that smell? I mean, you can't hear them.

He's up to a video. Guess the fuck? No, it's like filming Usain Bolt at the start line and then he just kind of jogged the whole way. The thing I'm disappointed about is last week I got you, what was his name? The guy, the fart master or whatever? Yeah, Max.

Right, give you all the advice, everything on how to maximize your farts. Yeah. Disappointing. Next time we want a biggie. Okay, sorry. I want a rattler. You didn't have headphones on car and I think you need headphones to have heard that. I'll go back in a little bit.

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