The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS The Stiffy Webby Incident

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment. 00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate. 02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain"). 04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player. 06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory. 08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overtinkus podcast. Clint just said something really quite offending to me just then. He just said, I give hot chocolate energy. You do, though. That's my ass if you want. Hot chocolate is my worst hot drink. I hate hot chocolate.

It's too sweet. I will dabble in a mocker. If I go to a place that I go, they're going to have bad coffee, but I need a coffee. At least the chocolate kind of hides the burnt coffee flavor. I love a mocha. But I,

I'm big boss, but I think he's still a big boss. Adrian, and he's a mocker guy. But you said, did you say he's hot? And then you went, he's a hot mocker. Did I say that? I think he's still a boss. Blumming away. She's just thinking of it. He's hot. I mean, he's a mocker guy. Did I say that?

Do you think he's hot? Yeah. Yeah, but she has to say that because he's a boss. You don't have to say that. You don't have to say your boss is hot. Was it bad to say your boss is hot? Most people wouldn't say their boss is hot. Really?

Yeah, I don't think you're probably supposed to. Well, I'm your boss. Well, here's your chance for a bit of a promotion, Clint. Do you think he's hot? I think he's a good-looking rooster, yeah. There you go. That's such a, like, manly thing to say without wanting to say they're hot. A good-looking rooster.

Yeah, but just say he's hot. No, there's a difference. He's not hot. I think he's a good-looking rooster, because he's, like, interesting. You don't think he's hot? He's got, like, long, wavy hair that he ties up in, like, a bun. But I don't think he's hot. No.

No, I know, but I'm disputing the fact that you just go, he's a good-looking rooster, yeah. It's such a, like, cop. Just say he's hot. But he's not. But he doesn't think he's hot. No, I think he's a good-looking rooster, but he's not hot. Okay, well, let's play the game then.

Hot would be like John Mayer. John Mayer's hot. Oh, so he's not a good-looking rooster. He's hot. He's just hot. I know. So that's a bit sad to Adrian then, isn't it? The classic game.

You can only be two things. Okay. Out of cute, funny and sexy. Okay. Let's describe Clint first. I would say he's sexy and funny. Oh, you're allowed one? You're allowed two of them.

You can't be all three. So Clint is... I'll take funny and sexy. Funning and sexy. I think he's a good looking rooster. You're cute and funny. I can see why she's done that. I think you're stupid and ugly.

Oh wait, no, there's meant to be... One of the options for women? Super ugly and sexy. It's meant to be smart, cute, funny and sexy. So Clint is funny and stupid and ugly. I'm in there, sorry. And you were... What is Dan?

and smart? No, fuck. No. I'm smart. I am very smart. Okay. Funny and... What, 75% of 100?

75? Yeah, they took a while, though. No, because I had to think because I'm like, you were trying to trick me here. Smart, cute, funny, sexy. Not stupid and ugly. Sorry, Dan, and not options. So, yeah.

Clint's easy. He's done. What are you, Dan? You're definitely funny, but then what's the other thing? Smart cute or sexy. It's not hot. Sexy, then. Funny and sexy.

So you and Clint are the same? I wouldn't say Clint's funny. Well, he's not smart either. Is he cute and sexy? No, he's not cute. He's not cute. I think he's just sexy. So is he's smart and sexy.

Thanks, Danz. Dan's just sexy, sexy. Is he just sexy, sexy? Okay, mate. I'm married and so are you. You're not getting in these pants. Glitz is sexy, sexy. You're funny, funny.

Oh, look, I'm cracking Dan up for someone who's not funny. He's in stitches. I'm laughing at my own joke. That's how funny I... That's sad. That's so sad. Is that rhyming? All guys should be able to fit into those four categories.

Well, and women, apparently. Because what this came from was a movie. He's just not that into you. And Scarlett Johansson's character was dating a guy. And she asked him the question, what to am I? Smart, cute, funny and sexy. And he said sexy and cute.

And she was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. You can't give me both attractive ones. Like, what do you mean? Physical, both physical. I want to be smart or funny as well. You don't want to be. But what if they aren't cute or sexy? Like, what's the other one?

You have to say smart and funny? No one wants to be smart and funny. No, but what if they're not smart? Do you know what I mean? Like, smart? Are you thinking about Dan? Like, what if they're not great looking? I don't know.

Wait a second, so who are you thinking about here? Who do you think he's looking at you? Yeah, why is he looking at me? Well, they're not attractive. I think there needs to be a fifth option. What's the fifth? What's the fifth option? No, like, is it like...

Dumb and ugly. Is it like plain? Or? Oh, Clint, there's Meg's a lot of things. She's not plain. She's stupid. I'm meaning. If you're playing this game with everyone in the world,

what about the plain people? There's nothing really for them. Let's add two more. From this movie, they had four. So let's do cute, smart, dumb, plain, sexy, funny. No, I don't think you should have a negative one, but I can't eat of you. No, I think you need, that's neutral. Okay, so what is a neutral one for their personality?

like boring. So playing for your looking and then your personality, you are irritable, no. That's negative. So funny, funny smart and... What if you're just direct?

Honest? Yeah, because that can be good or bad. Okay, so funny, smart, honest, cute, sexy plane. And you can only choose two still. Yeah. For who? Are we doing Meg? No, let's do Dan first.

Honest and funny. I'll take that over honest and plain, I guess. Yeah, yeah. No. I stand by that you're cute and funny. That was my first one. I mean, I got called cute a lot when I was younger. Like at high school, people were like, you're cute.

And they'll be like, oh. They'll be like, no, just cute, bro. But if I said you were sexy, you wouldn't believe me anyway. If I said Dan, I think you're sexy, would you? Yeah. It doesn't matter what to you give me getting in trouble. So I don't think we should play this game. Do you know what are you going to say?

You're going to say I'm sexy then? No. No. Do you know one time I got in trouble with the girls in the office here? because I played a similar game talking about how we're talking about blondes of brunettes. I said personally,

I'm a brunette guy if I'm going to be picking and you're making me choose. But I said, I think blondes are more like they will turn your head and you'll be like, wow, she's hot.

But then a brunette, I'll find more like beautiful, more stunningly attractive. And then I piss both of them off because I pissed off the brunettes because they're like, what do you mean we don't turn your hair, we're not instantly hot. And then the blondes were like, wanted to be all stunning. And they just said, we're just looking at them.

You know how thick a skin I have. You can't put me in the same situation. Just before you said, are you going to ship feces out your ass to me? Like, you can't treat me the same as your other girl. He did. And he did. That is not true. Oh, that is very true.

That is a horrible. That was about two hours ago. No, that's a... It was about two hours ago. So, you know... Because Meg was going poos. It wasn't. It was actually going wheeze.

And girls don't want you to think that they ever do poos, so I made it more literal. I reckon I don't even think Meg has a bum. I don't. It's a long back. Thanks, Dan. And even anything comes out. A good one. Fucking assholes.

Oh, boy, just back goes all the way down and then all of a sudden it hits your, like, hamstrings. My thighs. It's just. You don't have thighs. It's a trap. Yeah, yeah. All right. Okay.

Wayne Are you writing down The insult? No I thought you're writing Something in your insults book No no no I haven't added to that

Oh I was going to add one from Dan today What was yours today? I can't remember me It wasn't as bad as saying Clint you're going to ship feces out your asshole Today on the Overtinkers podcast We're overthinking We're overthinking too much already at the moment

Exactly I'm smart We were talking This morning about how my little boy was like baffled that I told him he couldn't have three crushers or three girlfriends at the same time

and he was like, what if I like them all equally? I was like, well that's a tough luck bro. Like you've got to choose one. You've got to work out a way to don't do a pros and cons list. Seeing that episode of Friends. But so the newest girl that he has been messaging on

Messenger kids using my phone was asking her if she liked him. She said she did and then he said, could we just keep it between us and not tell anyone so she's the mistress of sorts really isn't she because he's got those two other girls he needs to do the little game

what's the cute sexy girl yeah just sort of figure out which one's the perfect so how do you explain that to a nine year old boy that he might have girls multiple girls that he gets along with very well at school and he doesn't realise why he can't have three crushes

you can because in the end monogaminy Oh, I'm going to take away this. I'm going to take away smart. I'm going to take away smart. Yeah, I'll do that right now. Let's see what I end up with at the end of the show. Yeah, I think you're playing in stupid. Manogamy.

Again, we don't have stupid as an option. Okay. Monogamy is also a social construct. So why can't he? You know, who knows? Maybe he will grow up to be polyamorous. Put it this way, Clint. If I was you, I'd be very worried

because this is just the beginning. He's got three girls chasing after him now. Imagine what it's going to be like when he's like 15, 16. Nightmare. Yeah, just going to make sure he's a good. a good kid, not one of those dickheads. Yeah, actually, I was very impressed with Ty when we went to your house.

The boys, the older boys, Wolf and stuff were playing a game of ball, and Daisy was going back and forth and trying to play with them. And please her heart, I didn't want to tell her to stop because you're allowed to play, but you're a four-year-old girl compared to nine, ten-year-old boys.

And they weren't really passing her the ball, which I wasn't, the boys were good boys, but, you know, it's on them. But then Ty noticed, I didn't say anything, and he went inside, found another ball, came back outside and gave her to Daisy and kicked it to her so she could also play with the ball and kick it around,

which I just thought was the most amazing thing for him to notice, and without asking anyone, go and just do and fix the scenario, and he saw my daughter and saw she wanted to join in and helped her out. He then came and told me about it, so it wasn't purely...

Completely selfless. Selfless, because he wanted to make sure that I knew. I don't know if you saw me doing that, but... And I just thought, wow, what a good kid. Has it time. Sometimes changed. Because I remember when I first started looking at women and the girls

and the opposite sex is sort of something I was attracted to. Because I remember the first time I think I can remember is it's swimming sports. And don't play this because it's definitely not sexy. Oh, okay. And I remember I was quite into swimming and I was very good at it. And I used to wear speedos.

So I was like one of the few kids at school that would wear speedos. No one more spitos in my school. He was 40s. And there was a few of us, a few of us lads. You know, good-looking roosters, as Clint would say. And we'd, you know, do a bit of freestyle. How would we be talking here?

I want to say, it was high school, but very early. So I'd say third, for maybe fourth form at a stretch. So, yeah, nine, you're 10. Don't play the music, Clint. And I remember there was this one girl which I'd always had a crush on since Intermediate. And she was wearing a rash shirt this day, but no bra. and I could see her boobies through the rash shirt and I remember things happen down there

which you don't want to happen when you're wearing speedos it wouldn't have been very noticeable I imagine wow I started being known to my friends as like I can't remember what was about bone or webby or stiffy webby or something I wasn't very anyway and then like everybody saw it and then I remember like three months later I got a date with her

and I went back to her place. I think we went out to go to the movies. I remember this was in a dance diary entry. Yeah, I remember very, yeah. And she, I remember going into her room. This is a real vivid, like, you know what's those things where? Core memory. Core memory.

I remember we went out to a movie, and we pashed at the movie, and I remember we were with friends, and it was all like, oh, my God, they patched. And then we went back to her place, and I was like, this is fucking moving way too quick for what I want. How quick, didn't you say it was three weeks later? I can't remember the exact time between. But he's already passed her.

so this is in the same night. He's going back to her room. She knows. Like, she's, I think she was privy to the Stiffy. Oh, and she, you know, so she fucking knows she's in, you know? Like, she knows, like, I'm fucking on the, on the hook. Hook. And so she leaves the room.

I think we're playing PlayStation in her room or something. She was a bit of a tomboy. And... She sounds like the perfect girl. I was going to say the first girl. Dan kisses is kind of, like, boyish. Surprise, surprise. One of the lads.

She was a good look of a room. No, she wasn't in that way. She was like, butch. She was like a skater girl kind of voice. Yeah, she wasn't like, stop bro when you came in. You know Rainer? You know Rainer? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what? And the funny thing is, I won't say her name, but I think she's a lesbian now. Anyway, she comes back in, topless. And at this point, we were like 14, 15. She had like a bag boos. Yes, get in there. And fuck, I honestly, couldn't have left that room quicker.

You ran out of there. I remember I left so quickly. I forgot my shoes. And I remember running up her driveway. Like, she lived in like a house that was half. Like the house is built. A halfway house. No, it was like a nice house because her parents were rich.

But it was like half finished. So the house was finished. But like the driveway and all the landscaping wasn't. And it was like a gravelish driveway because they hadn't tarselyeled it. I remember like running up the driver going, fuck, I forgot my shoes. And calling my mama, my Elkutale one touch easy going, come now, mom, come now. And she came and picked me up.

And she was like, what's happened? Where's your shoes? And I was like, just drive. And did you explain to her that you saw some boobies? I can't remember. I don't think so. Wait, so the boobies scared you out of the room? Yeah, because I remember thinking,

Mum's not going to be happy with this. Did you get your shoes back? She brought them to school, I think, the next day. What did you say here? They were Roman Jandles. Did you apologise? Of course they were. If I had to picture the shoes, I pictured on Roman jandles.

What are you fucking Jesus? I'm not allowed to see movies. I'm 16. Okay, I had to wear them too. I had to wear them. I didn't have a choice. Right. And, yeah, what'd you say to you?

I think, like, that sort of ended things, because she's like, fucking weird. Like, just ran out of the room. But, yeah, it was a real cool memory. And I think that obviously affected me for many years after, because I didn't get laid till I was, like, 26. Oh, you were punished almost by the universe,

but not looking at them. Yeah, yeah, God's books, mysterious ways. He's like, you don't like my jandals, and you don't like boobies? I made both of them. Anyway. Wow. So how long after?

50 year at your age of 10. Like I obviously dabbled with other, like there was that 30 year old I saw after when I'm the musical. He rubbed up against each other, didn't you? Yeah, we rubbed. 30 year old, how were you? Yeah, he was younger. Like 20.

And she wanted me, she wanted me hard. She was like one of those ones. How good to tell. She was a bit of lymphonoid. What's it? Lymphomaniac. Lymphomaniac. Yeah, that's that thing.

Lymphanoids should get them checked out. They can get inflamed easily. Yeah, maybe that's when she was rubbing on you. Maybe that's what you felt. Like the lymph nodes are swollen or something. She was sick, dad. and she was sick. She wasn't.

She was terribly ill. Dan's like, yeah. She wants me. I can tell her lymph nodes are very swollen. She's like, are they? I should get them checked. No, and yeah, and then that was it. And then there was obviously my other girlfriend before Hannah.

Wow, have we just covered your entire sex capades in three and a half minutes? Yeah, but anyway, all I'm saying is, long story short, kids are moving way faster now than they were back then. I think a lot of people will move faster than you, mate. You can't also say long story short after you've told a long story. Yeah, I know, I know, but I didn't mean to tell such a long story about such a boring thing. Oh, no, seeing boobies is never boring. I know when Ariana Grande's brother Frankie came out to his nana.

His nana, he said, hey, Nana, I'm gay. And she took it in and didn't say very much. And then piped up and said, you ever seen a breast? Like a woman's breast? and he said Yeah, Nana, I've seen a boob Yeah, I've seen breast And she goes

Did nothing for you He goes, no She goes, you're gay God, I thought Nana was gonna show him His first boob I was like, God, where's this guy? She was like, you're gay If you don't like a boob

Yeah, that's the whole thing is I did like them I did love them It's one of the real superpowers You guys have that we don't Like we can be really depressed And then I saw this even a sketch And there's this like couple that I follow and they're like great and he's like a bit down and his team's just lost like

the game whatever it is and she's like you're bit sad and he goes yeah and then she goes she goes she goes this is going to ruin your day and then ruin mine isn't it he's like yeah and then she just lifts her top up and you see her flash and he goes kind of like that men and black thing where you forget your memory and then and then she goes why don't we go and do this he goes we should do that we should do that and then when he veers off topic again and wants to do something she flashes her boobs again and she just keeps getting him to come around and do what he wants. And I'm like, we have nothing like that that we can do to you guys.

We're instantly, you guys are ready to go or do what it is that we want to do for the weekend. Yeah. I use that all the time. Do you? And if you're not using it, what a waste. My wife doesn't use it enough. I just went on Facebook and looked her up, the girl that Is she gay?

She dead. There's some recent photos. She's hot now. Cut it. She's super hot. Show me. She's gay. Is that her brother? No, Daniel, the cameras. Now we're going,

Fuck! What time is it? What are we in? 18 minutes. Producer Brady, can you blur video footage? Definitely gave them. She's a totally weird. Yeah.