The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS the text that gets sex...

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos. 00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer? 01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder. 02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment. 04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight." 06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic. 08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"? 10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it). 12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Kallai, Klamy and Dan, with you. Thanks for downloading, tuning in. Oh, yes, whatever you're doing it, whether you're streaming it, downloading it, listening live. You won't listen live to this, though, would you?

You can't. No, you can't do that. All right, there's only a few countries left in the running for the Klimbinga Gadan merch prize pack. If your country is the last one, and it's the first one to reach out to us from that country to win. Meg will remove a country from the race. Yep, right now. I mean, we still don't know what the prize is, do we?

It better be a bloody good prize. Yeah, we actually want me to make sure. God, this has gone on forever. The longest competition ever. I don't apologize to him, Meg. We have a lot of countries that listen to us. A lot of them are bots. Don't pause in the middle of countries.

Indonesia is out. Okay, so what are the countries still in the running name so they can be like, oh my God? France. you're in. Brazil, the Cook Islands, Portugal, Qatar, Ecuador, Fiji, Finland, and Canada. Oh, yeah.

Still in the mixer. Canada. Qatar wins and then no one contacts us from there because they don't live there anymore. My wife's family were her dad's from Portugal. We went there a couple of years ago. And man, oh man, the people in Portugal are lovely. Who's the greatest footballer to ever come out of Portugal? Pelle.

No, isn't that what you say when a pirate steals you? Oh, that's Palais. I would have gone with Christiano. I don't know if it is. I just said Palais. I don't know if he is Portuguese. He probably isn't. Rinaldo. Shit, now that's going to sound bad.

Yeah, it sounds racist. Who's where is Palet from? In Portugal? Yeah, no, I would have gone with Cristiano. All right. I got a little something to start. the show with. It could be a bit of fun.

Oh, it could be. The texts. They get sex. Honestly, Clint, honestly, this is getting to intervention realms. Wait, wait, Dan, let's have a block ears for a second, Clint.

Dan, which intervention needs to come first? Is sex one or who's drinking? I think it's fast becoming the sex. I think the sex is overtaken the drinking. Clint, you are so, like, you need to stop. Not everything has to be about sex. Clint, you can come back now. The whole time, I'm in your head,

Yeah, sorry, I was kind of pushing my headphones into my ears and everything has to be about it. No, not everything, but I mean this part can be. Last time we're talking about death and tombstones. Oh, that was good though. So it was a nice hearty chat and we still went into masturbation. That's your poll though. Yeah. Yeah, generally Meg, Dan brings the show into the car.

I don't. I don't. I try to stare clear. Was it me or was it Dan gesturing how I would wank and then on the cameras? You brought it up! You were the one accusing me of doing it in the shower. So I had to demonstrate. You didn't have to, but yes, I brought it myself.

It is now my new favourite jiff. Giff. I thought your favourite jiff was the lemon-flavored one. Lemon cream. Yeah, lemon cream. Always think it sounds like it's tasty. It's not, you've tried it, but it sounds. Yeah, I have tried a little.

Trust me to go, oh no, it's not creamy at all. I didn't send my wife this text to get sex, but I do wonder if it'll work. And then what we could do is every day, we send a new text and we work out which one get sex. Does anybody care? about this? Well, I would. If I was listening to a podcast, I would be like, what is the text to get sex so I can copy and paste that to my own wife? But I don't think anyone cares as much about sex as you do. That might be true.

I can't even defend it. Right, okay, what's the text we're sending? Well, I sent a text this morning at 7.43. I had a musashi. I was riding high on pre-workout, even though we didn't do a workout. We just sit on our chairs. And so I got all the feels, and I text my wife and I said, I'm going to just Here we go Oh, different music

Honestly man The guy's out of control I love you my sweet girl Thank you for always getting our kids ready Every morning Kiss kiss She came back Is that fucking it?

Yeah Jesus, okay Well I mean might not get sex I'll be having sex every night If that was the case Yeah She said thank you my darling heart You've made my morning

XXX You need to give them more compliments Clid That's fucking sad All you were saying is All you need to do is be nice to your wife for once, and she gives you sex. Oh, that's really nice.

Thanks for getting the kids ready. That's it. You need to compliment that woman more. Also, how have you taken that that's going to turn into sex? All she's gone, thanks, my darling heart. I made her morning, so she might be like, when I get home, she might be like, hey you, she might still be thinking about it. I'm going to make your evening.

Yeah, true. It might not work, but if it's not, then we'll ramp things up and we'll work on the sex that gets. I'll text to get sex. What is that? Hi, man. I'll just say it in my own words. I love you, my sweet girl.

No, I wouldn't say that. Say that. I love you, my sweet girl. Thanks for getting the girls ready every morning. Yeah. Kiss, kiss. Thanks for being a stay-at-home dad and doing... No, you can't add love because then that's a different text.

Love you. There we go, St. Let's see what he says. He'll like that, and that's a nice thing to say anyway. But I don't think it's going to get me laid. Well, what will? Because then if that doesn't work, then tomorrow will work on a different text because I'll be like that didn't work, guys. I had sex last night and I didn't text anything to my wife.

He said, my genuine pleasure. That's lovely, isn't it? But again, he hasn't gone, oh, God, you're getting it tonight. I know, but you'd be like, you know what, that's where you're texting back going, oh, I'd like it to be mine. Like, you'd like to be your jeanour. Okay, you go back and go, oh, might have a bad of my pleasure myself on, oh. How do I type that?

Why don't I spell that, dad? Oh, no, I'm sort of, okay. U-H space, U-H-U-H-U-H. You say this, go back to him and go. Oh, he don't know because he'll be mad at me for fucking having you and him flirt. No, he won't know it's me. He will go back and say, If you keep talking like that, I might have to pleasure myself at work.

Oh, you suck a dirty top. What the fuck? Why would he want that? That's so weird. He would like, Mick, you get fired. When he says my genuine pleasure and you go, well, it could be if you play your cards right when I get home, that would be better. Do you want me to pleasure you? No.

Your mum, isn't your mum still living at your house? No, she's gone. Okay, cool. My genuine pleasure. Let's pleasure each other tonight. Okay, you say that. He's that'll be in the text that gets sex. Okay, let's pleasure each other tonight.

Let's see what he says. Because he came back quite quick after the last one. He's going to be like, fuck, what time is it? 10 to 10? They're recording the other podcast. Yeah, he will. He'll look at that and be like, he's a smart boy. He's on to me.

Let's see. Let's pleasure each other tonight. God, that's so cramped. That's blatant, right? At the moment, I'm just kind of doing a bit more subtle play. It's so sexual now, really. Boom. This is just, Dan.

to married people expressing their love for each other and hopefully fornicating later and being... Okay, maybe I'm a prude. And the throes of passion as they explore each other's bodies. Wow.

That's a beautiful thing, Dan. You're making it sound so cringe. Honestly, you're genuinely making me shudder with cringe the way you're describing it. Did you not explore your wife's body last night? Not really. No. What parts did you...

I took a helicopter to the summit and landed there in three minutes. And then you didn't even climb. Didn't even get the binoculars out, hey. Didn't even, no. Did you at least? I flew in, flicked a little bit of the summit. Wait. Again, video.

And then did you at least send the helicopter off? Did you leave it running? I was hanging from the skid. I was like, don't even land. Just hop on me, I'll sort this out and then we can go. And you know what? The mountain was fine with it as well. You know, so like, I was just there hanging.

Are you calling her a mountain? No. I'm just saying the euphemism is the... Well, you got me here. It actually costs more to turn the helicopter off if you've ever gone up there. Yeah, every time you turn a helicopter and turn it on again, it costs money. They only have a certain amount of starts for it. It's a full engine rebuild.

Yeah, and so that's why... Is that the same with your wife? Me? She's not the head out. You're confused. She's not the helicopter. I'm in the helicopter. I'm in the helicopter. Oh, right.

Yeah. Imagine that. If you turned her on, every time you turned her on, she had a limited amount of starts, she had to rebuild her whole engine. My wife would have had like four engines by now, I reckon. What is that, man?

I don't know. I got lost in the analogy now. Rearranged your gearbox. Oh, Clint, move on. It's honestly one of the most fucking ironies. Rear rate. Oh, man. Give me a question.

I have this new access to, even though AI is the end of the world. Work has given us this new, like, specific AI model that is related to media works. So it's meant to know everything about us and it's meant to help us with ideas. So I'm going to now ask it a question to give to us three for the other thinkers podcast. Yeah, I think I still don't think AI is quite mastered enough to be doing content. It's so cheesy, yeah. And you just go, no one's buying that. I've asked stuff before for ideas, like going on to just chat GPT.

And it sucks. It always goes, like I'll go say something like, give me three ideas for a phone a topic on my show tomorrow. And it goes, great question. Here is three. And a couple of the stories are usually about three weeks old. And it just found them from the internet. It sucks. It's like a terrible producer.

God, how long is the prompt? Here we go. We could do that. AI versus producer Carl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, this is for The Overtinkers podcast. We need something here that starts as a bit of would you rather, but ends up at a full-blown existential crisis for Clinton Dan.

Since we're leading into that black mirror dystopian vibe, but keeping it on brand for the edge, let's play an idea with relationship efficiency in a world where you... No. Keep going. Meg's taking offence like it's her idea. She's her AI, though. Okay, the setup. It's the year 2030.

Here we go. A new mandatory software update. for your phone is called TruthLink. It's been released. It uses biometric sensors to detect whether you are lying, exaggerating or being socially polite, white lies to your partner. The catch, you have the option to opt out, but if you do, a small permanent red icon

appears next to your name on your partner's phone and on your dating profile. It doesn't say what you're hiding, just that you've been chosen to be untraceable. The dilemma, sorry, the dilemma. You've been with your partner for three years. They tell you they are keeping the truth link. on because they've got nothing to hide.

This is Hannah and Jamie. They expect you to do the same. If you turn it on, they will instantly know that you actually hate their mum's cooking, that you find their best friend attractive, and that you didn't actually stay late. My life knows that. Whoops. And that you didn't actually stay late at work that one Tuesday. You just want to sit in silence in your car for an hour.

Do you turn on the truth link and potentially destroy the relationship with your partner, or do you opt out and have the red icon of shame? Opt out. Opt out, and then they go, but then, I would feel like those three things aren't that bad. And I go, why are you hiding from me? Yeah, I just don't need more opportunities to get in trouble. I'm just thinking about, because those examples wouldn't work for me.

Like I like Hannah's mom's cooking. She's a very, very good cook. What were the other ones? I don't think Hannah would care if I sat in my car for an hour. She genuinely wouldn't. As long as I wouldn't. What about finding your best friend hot? Oh, yeah, my wife already knows that.

So maybe I do keep the... Nah, most of her friends are fuddly ass. Compared to Hannah. Yeah, but compared to Hannah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. for sure. I, yeah, I don't actually think I have nothing to, I have nothing to hide, really.

Is that bad? That you find out that, say, Guy, thought one of your friends is hot. Is that bad? I don't think so. Or if he said that he thought that Beck's your friend. He does think she's hot. Does he?

Yeah. Really? This AI agent has guessed what we'll say. It said, Clint's angle. He'll likely argue that social lies that the glue to civilized society and without them were just animals so he would keep the red icon We got to play by the rules

Yeah I said it said I will dive into the mental load Yeah Because sometimes we lie Because explain the truth Is too exhausting And Dan he'll probably try

And find a loophole Yeah sort of But I think to this one This argument I would probably go You know what I've got nothing to hide Yeah

Happy days Like the only thing Maybe I would hide From my wife Is like How yeah Yeah, yeah. No, I'm not saying that. I don't know why I started to say that.

Fucking Dan used his filter meg. Holy fuck. Dan used this filter. Say the first time. It's done up for your lines. Let's all sing a lot. Come on, I'm holding. Wow.

All right. Then we'll go to Dan. See it later. We're using his filter and not saying what he was going to say, which was what, Dan? I would. No. No. You win the award.

You do have to say what it was, so we know that you were using a filter and you didn't just forget what you were going to. to say. Yeah, the thing that you would not tell your wife is that I... Nah! No, honestly, we can't give him award for using his filter because he might have just forgotten what he was going to say. It's just kind of boring podcast if you just keep using your filter to be here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it in this way, she just doesn't know that sometimes I get extracurricular money. Unfortunately, we've just been told we're going to have to take the award off you for sharing the information. I don't want to leave the listeners out, though, you know. Give it back. But it's so shiny. Give it back.

Can I at least have a little sip of champagne out of it? No. And it's apple juice, sparkling. Oh, of course it is. You know, I'm a 37-year-old man. I can have a little bit of sparkling alcohol. Oh, you can't be trusted. Oh, and I rush to engrave his name on it.

He's engraved Dan Wobby. It's down to get him. Yeah. I'll take it. It's opposite state. Sorry, Dan. Dan. I don't mind it as a burn.

Bring him back in 2020. It's the opposite day, is it? Oh, I'm glad. I got that off my chest. Did your husband hit you back? He just said yes. Oh, wow. But that sounds like he's just like, yeah.

Oh, yeah, okay. Now I'm going to go back and go, was it a? Yeah, go back and go sound more excited about it. No, I think that was, but it was like yes. Oh, like yes. Yep. Oh, I wonder if I should try that. He's probably going, oh.

Oh, why? He's got to have sex with his wife. No, because he didn't get sleep last night, so he's where we're going... Actually, probably that's not going to happen to know. Because Meg didn't get any sleep, I don't think he got much last night. No, he didn't know, neither of us got much sleep. No. I'm terrible when I'm tired as well.

If I'm, like, really tired, I'm not unlike you, Clint can be turned on any moment. If I'm tired, I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it won't be having tonight. It could be like, but, honestly, it could be like, Angelina Jolie comes out and flashes me, and I'd still be, like, piss off, Angelina. Get those tits out of my face. I think that's where we end up.