The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS whats a chuff?

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz. To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool. 00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar. 00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing. 01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo. 01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate. 02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions). 03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert. 04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool? 05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments. 06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Quip McGowan, your host. Welcome, appreciate you. You joining us for a brand new episode. Before we get into it, do you want to quickly whip out a country meg to eliminate them from the prize pool of the merch pack?

There's only like six countries left, and we started with something like 40 maybe. This seems like the longest journey we've ever been through to get through these countries. So negative, so negative. These countries, they all have. They all have somebody in the podcast of this show, hence why their country is in the jar. Thank you, Clope, for support. Who's this?

France. Oh, there'll be a few France. Oh, there'll be a few Frenchies. Yeah. Just sweet English. When they're French kissed, what do they call it? Just a kiss? Do they?

I guess so. What happens when you don't tongue? Do they still call it just a kiss, or do they have another word for order French people just tongue kiss? What is a French kiss? What's their definition? Like tongue and stuff? Tang. Why did the French start that?

Before the French started kissing, will we? just all just lips. Well, my thought were they the first because everyone must have used the tongue. Were they the first people that just used the tongue for every kiss? So you'd be like, hey, how's it going?

Haven't seen your neighbours? Do you know what I'm going to Google this? Do you know what I'm going to me? So I was like, oh me, how are you, babe? Instead of the kiss on the cheek, they just tongue, you know, we tongue each other. During the 1900s and especially in World War I, Americans and British

travellers observed that French people, particularly French women, were much more comfortable with open and passionate open-mouthed kissing. And so after World War I, the open-mouth kissing spread worldwide into parts of America, the African-y places. Yeah, so French, they did start, like, open-mouth kissing in France. Isn't that interesting?

Hmm. Have you seen that scene? No one does a wider open-mouth kiss than Jim Carrey and dumb-and-dum? Dumb and he grabs her and he's like, oh, and he's like trying to eat her up. Open mouth kissing French kissing Sounds much better than open mouth kissing Oh open mouth kissing

Yeah It is funny how many times Like we're funny about Washing our hands Or not being like I would never have somebody spit on me Or you'd be disgusted by it But

I never have anyone spit on it Jesus That went from zero to 100 It's like a drag card I didn't mean sexually I mean like if somebody spat on me In the street I'd be like that's disgusting

But You can hook up with people Sorry, Clint, that's a much better example. As per usual, I was going somewhere. You understood me better than myself. But yeah, somebody spits in and gets a bit of food on your face, and you're like, yuck, that's so gross. But you'd hook up with them.

I told you the other day I was at the zoo, and the tiger was on its, like, it's got like a ramp that goes over. If you've been to Auckland Zoo, it kind of goes over the thing, and you can walk directly underneath the tiger. It was eating a piece of meat, and it dribbled on me. Because it was obviously salivating.

So, sorry, would you hook up with the tiger? I'm confused with the analogy now. Can you, can you, uh... Clint fix it out. How do you know it dribbled on you and jizz on you? What the fuck? What the fuck, Glide?

The tiger's walking over that bridge thing. He's brought an essential again. No, I'm just saying, how do you know... Do you reckon... Okay, do you reckon you could tell the difference if I had two jars, one had tiger jizz, one had tiger saliva? Yes, 100% I could tell the difference between jizz and saliva. You reckon the tiger might have gone, watch this, Fred, watch this.

What does tiger... See this guy here? Jaze look like. Oh, big, stop. We're not even... We're not even going to entertain. How do you know the difference? Yeah, the tiger jazz is way saltier.

Come on. It's disgusting. And I'll tell you what, the spit, it landed like on my shoulder and a bit went on my neck because my son and I were looking up with the tiger directly up and I was going, look at a meter and it landed. And it was, it stunk. It did stink. Yeah, gal, jigsail.

Jizz. It wasn't jiz. It's like when it's like seagulls and pigeons where they fly above. you. And they're like, sometimes when they like crap like on your head or on your car, you just go, you know what you're doing. They know what they're doing. So I'm just, I don't know. What's the difference?

Don't stop Googling at me. I feel quite sick of quick. I think it looks relatively similar. That's what I thought. So it could have been, you could have been juised up. was sitting very still up on this thick ramp and it juzed on me. Brilliant.

Okay. Let's, if that does that what you need to move on, Clint? that I was just on my tiger? Can you save me both clips, please, Brady, for Employer the Week on Friday. Thanks, Brady.

Meg, you know how you wanted to make a carousel? Yeah, that's a good one. Of the podcast, and it's just shit that's said on the show. That's a great one. That's a complete another stitch up. Dan, so a tiger jizzed on me. No, I didn't, though, do that. Oh, and for our people, our listeners who aren't in New Zealand,

Dan, could you please explain what are chuffers? Quite a few people ask This podcast has gone to the gutter I'm sorry but I have had people ask And say what is a chuff Because we played a little game That we had to guess the saying And you always say

I've got a chuff going begging And they go what's a chuff Is it? Well it's like Let me explain It's a vocal stim My other one is Stinky little bleh

Yes And it's It just makes me feel better When I say it Like I've got a chuffer going vegan, oh, makes me feel good.

A chuff is a... We don't even know what it is. No, I know what it is. I'm just trying to... It's a butthole. Thanks for that, Tan. Yeah. There you go.

That's all you need to know. And so if I said, I've got a butthole going begging. Okay, a chuff is a highly versatile word with three main meanings. Okay. A sound. Oh.

An animal vocalisation. And a British slang term. for happiness. Oh, he's done that thing again, Clint. Like when he says I'm going to use the bathroom, what does he say, do my ablutions? Are you going to go to an ablution, meaning I'm going to take a shit,

but an ablution means to wash your clothes. Chuffed, you're thinking of chuffed for the British slang term. Does chuff mean... Butthole, it does. It does. It's a chuff. Yes. British and Australian slang means anus or the buttocks.

The chuff. It turns out then it has four. Because, yeah, this one says a person's backside, anus or vagina. Oh, my God. The vagina could be a chuff, Dan. Yeah, Meg, you could have a chuff going back in. It also, it also means to fart.

Jesus, a lot of, we're putting a lot of definitions on the chuff. See, and what an incredible word that is, Carl. I've just got Urban Dictionary open here. It says chuff, Yorkshire slang for a woman's vagina, most commonly used in the Doncaster era. Oh, I thought that was more duff, like up the duff, no, that's pregnant. That's up the chuff. That's up the chuff. No, I don't want to up the chuff.

You're not going to get pregnant if it goes up the trough. According to Carl it would Yeah Yeah so there you go And it's clear that up Just on that Supposedly there is a very small percentage of women That can get pregnant through the chuff that Dan was talking about

My God honestly Nobody has gotten pregnant Off 80s That's what he was telling his wife Fuck me Honestly Okay I'm asking chat No I reckon Jamie said no we're not doing

Sorry dad No you're right dad Sorry I'm stopping it I'm gonna What are the percentage chances of a woman getting pregnant through anal sex. From a medical perspective, getting pregnant from anal sex alone is considered extremely unlikely because the rectum and uterus aren't connected.

However, if semen somehow transfers from the anus of the vagina, like through fingers or toys, there is a small, rare chance. Still, medical sources don't give a precise percentage, and it's important not to rely on anal sex as a burden. It's not real. That is not meaning you get it through that way you get it because it's been moved around by fingers. Enough.

We're going to have to edit this. Yep. Oh, good. I didn't want a video today anyway. I don't think I... I've got that growth on my face. Today on the Overtinkers podcast. We're overthinking.

A simple question. Do you think you're cool? And on the surface level, it's an easy question. It's a yes or a no answer. But I think it's actually more complex than that. And I want you to assume, you're listening now, you can do this.

Megan, Clint, I want you to explain your thoughts. Yeah. You're hooked up to a lie detector. Yes. So we're going to know if you're lying. Yeah. Is that how they work? I ask you.

What is wrong with you today? He's in a mood. Yeah, it's fucking. Anyway. We know how a lie detector works. It's in the name. Yeah, I know, but that's what I'm just saying. But I'm saying I think it's quite important to know.

That is not a broken one that you've hooked us up. Yes. Now, do you want the fucking question or not? Or do you want to talk about fucking anus and getting pregnant through your fucking wife's ass? Because we can keep talking about that. if you want Clint. Fucking hell. Pathetic little man.

Right. Now, the lie detector is working. Yes, thank you. Okay, the man asks you, do you think you're cool? Okay, I'm hooked up. Okay. Now, he's going to remember, no, if you're lying. Yes.

What is your answer? My answer is no, I do not think I'm cool. And I will pass that on a lie detector test every day. Really? Every day. Yeah, there's no, I don't think I have. I don't. You guys, I tell you all the time, I'm a try hard.

But you are cool. A lot of people go Meg's cool. You can be a cool tryhard. No, you can't. They're like that word that they mean the opposites. I think. Contradiction. No, I think back in the day,

Try Hard was an insult to try and bring people down that tall poppy thing. Whereas now I think people that try hard are generally more successful. I don't think I've, no, I don't think I've ever been cool in any part of my life if I go through it. I never had that natural coolness thing in me. That's so sad because I think you're cool. You think I'm cool. Yeah. No, you would.

I don't believe you. But can't, you could be... If I was hooked up to the lie detector, the working one, I would say, I would say you're cool. And the guy would go, he's telling the truth. No, but I think you can be cooler or less cool in certain situations. But I guess... But doesn't that make it as a whole?

No, guys, this is the girl that's saying St. Pierce. Oh, but that wasn't cool in a way. That was cool because I thought, what a dunders. But I also thought that was cool. You were not the coolest person in the room that day when you sung the St. Pierre's jingle to the CEO and got the words roll. That's the kind of shit I do.

That's naturally me. I don't think anything about me as cool. What situation is Meg and where we go, oh, fuck, she'd be hard to not be cool there. I think just generally, I don't think there's necessarily any situations. Like the time that she did what you were saying before, probably maybe not uncool. The time she shat herself at BP, not cool, obviously.

But then... Yeah, so when's the situation you go, Meg? is cool. You sit there and you're really proud to be my friend I look at you now and I go you're more cool. When Meg was drumming in our bands. That was cool. There were few people that would go, what's the drummer doing? She's pretty not cool.

I think when she's doing like when she when she reads one of her poems when she's advocating for the... But you think that's cool though? Yeah, a poem. I do think that's cool. What about that time you hooked up with that trick? That was pretty cool. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Yeah, but that's

cool and you're because you're a pervert. I would say, though, Dan, like... You're pretty cool at Halloween. Halloween, would I do at Halloween? You dressed up as Mike Wazowski. No, no, no, the whole one, that Katie's party. Oh, yeah, when I was... Phil Collins.

Phil Collins? Is that Katie's party? I don't know, but... It wasn't full Collins, that was the other year. No, okay. Because you weren't that cool that year. No, you dressed up as... Thank you.

You dressed up as... You dressed up as Homer once. That was less cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to do both on Halloween. On the flip side, that is cool because you're not willing, you're willing to have a laugh about yourself.

That's true. So that's cool. That could be cool. Anyway, so you don't think you're cool. So you'd say under oath on a working lie detector. I don't think that's something I have in me. I would say I'm cool. I would go, yeah.

And I would go, I think I'm cool. And I bet the lie detector, if it was working, would go, yeah, he's telling the truth. Because you're not saying you are cool, you're saying you think you're cool. So it just has to confirm that what you're saying is what you believe. Because I think it's sad that anybody thinks they're not cool. Yeah, that's true.

I really think that's really sad. I think I'm a lot of things. They just don't think I'm cool. I mean, what do you think you are? Well, I mean, you literally tell me that I waddle. There's no one that waddles. Yeah, it's weird. You go side to side.

Dan goes up and down. He's a toe bouncer. We're brother and sister. It looks like some weird synchronized dance move that we haven't rehearsed. Hey, but we're cool, back. cool, couple of cool cats. I think I waddled heavily when I was pregnant. I like to think it's gone now. And then what? You lost the...

Obviously, once you had your baby and the pregnancy was done. Do you reckon you just continued the walk? I didn't think I did waddle. You guys get in my head. I don't even know what to lie and what's the truth anymore. With you too. Walk around the studio. Let's have a look. Try not to go side to side.

No, I just walk hey and normally walk. It's a bit of a wobble. Is there a waddle? Yeah. Well, I've got to see it more. I'll walk behind her. Just walk in her line and walk behind her. This is how exactly how I'd be walking. Am I waddling?

Am I waddling, Clint? No, Dan bounces more than you waddle. Fuck. But then I even do what Hannah does to Dan now. I go, heel, heel, heel, toe. Yeah, sometimes we'll go for a walk. It was not so much any more. She's reside to the fact that she's what the fuckwood.

But, I mean, she does walk with me sometimes, and she'll go, heel, toe, heel, toe. And I'll go, don't patronise me. Yeah, you don't tell me how to walk. Yeah, I've been walking for many years and it's done me well. It's like, I'll be talking to my wife and she'll be like, I'm just here. That's what she says. Oh, I hate that. I'm just here.

Like, don't shout and I'm like, this is my normal volume speaking. Hannah will go, Dan, Dan, Dan, I'm just here. And I think she's going to say something like really profound. Profound. Anyway. Do we need to ask Clint if he thinks he's cool or do we know the answer? I'm sort of interested to know his thinking behind it. Because I assume, obviously, and I think you're assuming that he's going to say.

yes he thinks he's cool. Absolutely. No, okay. Well, hooked up to a lie detector. Yes. I would say, I'm not cool. I'm not cool. Not cool. All right, I'm cool. No, but you're saying you're cool as in the fact.

Do you think you're called? Yeah, well, obviously he was trying to look cool and humble and say he doesn't. I would say now you'd come across not cool here. So now it's confused the machine. The fact that Meg said she thinks she's not cool instantly makes her cool. No, I can still be cool. The word you're thinking of is arrogant.

Are you arrogant? Fine line between confidence and arrogance, which can be quite annoying. So I think you should be confident because I think you're more likely to achieve something if you believe that you can. But there's a fine line where you go from being confident and believing you can do something

to now people perceiving it as arrogance, especially in New Zealand. Maybe not if you're an overseas podcast, especially in the States. I think there's a lot of confident people in the States. Whereas in New Zealand, it's like, oh man, keep your head down. Be humble, don't stand up. You would thrive in America, Clinton.

Wyoming and Wyoming. Don't tease me. Montana. I think those ranch. Cool is an interesting word. And I think it's been kidnapped by this idea of cool as a thing. I actually think cool is a perspective. Who do we? Oh, yeah.

I would like that. I would say that a lot of, like, if you think, you're cool, this is the point I was trying to make. If you think you're cool, you are cool. Well, maybe I should change my mind. There are definitely some, like, I think it's cool that, like, I look at my kids and I'm like, well, if I raise them and made them, I must be pretty fucking cool. Yeah.

Because they're great. You could be the, like, biggest on the face value looking at you, biggest nerd in the world. Once they've got to do with it. Well, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about just anyone in general listening right now. You could have glasses. On paper, you've got glasses, you're bald. You know, you're fucking fugly.

you've got pimples and stuff. Why are you pointing to me? I'm not pointing to you. But then you, as long as you think you're cool and you've got confidence, I think that's your cool. Do you think that it's more likely that if a, oh, do you think girls can do that too? Yeah. If they're fugly and as you said big, fuggly, pimples loat in their face.

You did. You said the biggest. No, I said the biggest as in. Oh, sorry. So if they were fuggly and acne and not that, you know, that means anything. But you think if they're societally what would be de-eathe. as unattractive that they're still cool. But now you're going unattractive.

That's another thing, isn't it? What is attractiveness? What is cool? I think I could feel cool until Guy Sebastian walks in the room and I could feel way less cool compared to him now. Now, see, that's interesting.

You've touched on a great point there. An interesting person to say who's the coolest person, Guy Sebastian. Like, I could pick many different people out of the ether of saying that they're cool, but you've gone with Guy Sebastian. I think I'm going to change my mindset and I'm going to make out that anyone that walks into the room

I am cooler than them. Oh, now that's how good. I said we're good at this. You are a piece of work actually. Overnkers. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.