The Edge Breakfast - RADIO SHOW | 787 | Temu Alex Warren hits the spot!

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s 6am Breakfast with talk of truck drivers, lotto winnings, and a near “Night at the Museum” moment after accidentally staying past closing at MOTAT. The show dives into a global penis-length ranking where New Zealand places 16th, ahead of Australia, then covers Zara Larsson laughing onstage at a crowd choreography trend. They chat unusual fetishes after a Harry Potter actor earns money on OnlyFans with hair-focused content, take calls on weaponized incompetence in relationships, and check in with Swedish correspondent Sven about a condom recall in France. Other segments include Easy Money, The Impostor celebrity story debate, social media checks for a US trip, standout work perks, and an A/B/C-list ranking of Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, and Cindy Crawford. 02:18 MOTAT After Hours Mishap 05:32 NZ Penis Rankings Reveal 09:30 Zara Larsson Crowd Chaos 11:38 First Call Kimmy Spotlight 15:35 Harry Potter OnlyFans Twist 19:09 Weird Fetishes and Earlobes 21:48 Listener Fetish Confessions 24:29 Easy Money Letter R 25:12 Ella Plays The Game 26:58 Weaponized Incompetence Debate 30:48 Texts And Callers Confess 34:11 Sven On Faulty Condoms 39:16 Canceled Concert Pivot 40:42 Hit The Spot Alex Warren 42:43 Unreal Work Perks 50:30 Easy Money Challenge 52:53  Impostor Setup 01:01:13 Social Media Visa Check 01:06:08 A Lister List Returns

This is a podcast from Rover. Your mornings with Clint McGinn Dan. Get breakfast. Good morning. Good morning. Tuesday 6 a.m. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Yes.

Hello. No, I was going to say, Hi, Richie, but actually, he was pinging text to the show late last night, not early this morning. Well, good on you. Richie, if you're still listening. Yeah, man.

Well, I think Richard does a night shift, doesn't he? So he might be finishing. I would say, Ritchie, get some sleep if you're still listening, buddy. Yeah. Well, let us know if you're around this morning.

Nice to know you there. There's a lot of truck driver this in this time of morning because they quite often leave late at night and they're driving through the night into the morning. I had to pull across the side of the road this morning because it was one of those overly large trucks past me. You know, the big old...

Oh, you're going to like 90 days in the past. By a truck. How slow you're driving? No, no, no. I had to pull over to the side because they're like oversized vehicle, get onto the side of the road. What do you say? It happens all the time down my street. Yeah, West Auckland. Going the other way. Yes. Right, I thought they were overtaking you.

No, no. Whoa. People in West Auckland are trying to get out of there They're moving their house as well They're like, we get the whole thing Yeah, yeah There's always houses move in in my area It's like that lotto ad Hey where they like pick up the house

And then move it to this hill with a bit of view It was a crappy house as well If I'd buy a big one Get it. You had a new architecturally designed house Right on the beach man Yeah That house isn't going to last

It's going to end up The cliff of the road And it'll end up going down the bank Classic shame on them We don't even want to win a lot of There's that person that still hasn't claimed their prize. Shut up. From Blockhouse Bay.

I think so, yeah, they're still unclaimed. Like a western suburban in Auckland. Something like $20 million. That's somebody that's lost the ticket by this point. They should, you know what? If it isn't claimed within like three weeks, they should divvy it up between all the rest of the lotto players that week. Although I did find a lot of ticket in this jacket just the other day

and it had four bonus tickets. And I totally forgot and I bought it. So it can happen. Oh, far. You should move your house to the beach. Clint, why would she do that when she's already? got a perfect house and a perfect

table. No, usual. Okay, it's both insulted actually. Yours is worse than the end, Dad. No, it's not. No, yours is worse.

Hey, I have a house down the road. Hey, Marilyn, morning, babe. The Edge is the home of Clint Mac and Dan. The Edge. A little coffee catch up before we kick things off

and then obviously you have a chance to share as well with First Call of the Day later on this morning? Have you guys ever seen the movie Night in the Museum with Ricky Javez, Robin Williams?

Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller. Yeah, yeah. You might put it on my comfort list. I almost lived the night at the museum last night. Motat, which is, I don't

want to throw shade at Motet, but it's probably the crappist museum. That feels shade-like. Doesn't feel like they're in the sun with that comment? Honestly, like we've got a year membership to it. It's like $50. I know, because I thought it would be a great thing for my take my son there.

There's two versions of Motet, right? There's like the trains and the technology and stuff, and then there's the planes. The planes are great. Love the planes. And it's very well curated collection of old World War II and later aircraft. Anyway, but then there's the other one.

You can walk for 10 minutes in there and don't see anything. And you're done. And you're done. Like, what is there to see? I could list the things in there. There's two trams, about five cars, and maybe a couple of old playstations and a Walkman. Don't they have that steam thing where they have the person that shovels coal?

That's kind of cool. Yeah, but that wasn't working. There's that little old town that looks like the old town, but you can't walk into any of the houses, so you're in and out of it in 30 seconds. We went your saying, granted it was a weekday, a Monday, and there was no one else there. We were literally the only ones there, which is great. Do they still have the whisper dishes? Yes, they still have the whisper dishes.

So you stand like a good, I don't know, 30 metres from the other person that you whisper in opposite directions. So it's a museum of transport and technology. Anyway, so we got there at 3.30, not realizing that it shuts at 4. And so I was taking my son around. We were going looking at the cars, the tram and the bus. And nobody told you. Nobody said, wow. No, and then we were walking around.

And then the man came up to us dressed in security And he's like, what are you still doing here? And I said, we're at the museum And he goes, it closed half an hour ago. And so we were in the museum, all the light, because I was sort of wondering why all the lights were off. I was like, God, they're going for like a dark moody thing here now. We can hardly see the old telephones.

And it turned out that had just closed. And so the man had to like take us over, open the door, let us out. It's not quite not in the museum, unless anyone went like turned into miniatures, turned real or anything. Yeah, I know. That's the dream, though, isn't it?

That is the dream, yeah. Robin Williams turns out to be real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so did he walk around and patrol it all night? I don't know. I think he was just doing his, they'd closed, and he was doing like a surround.

Does a sweep of the area to make sure there's no. Where would you have slept if you had to stay in motion? That's tough. There's two choices of, it's either a bus or a tram. Or you could sleep on a telephone. Yeah, yeah. Get the cold steam thing going to keep you warm. Because it would get freezing there with those open

barn doors. I always had the dream of like staying overnight at a proper museum like Auckland Museum or there's a couple of like to Papa. Imagine that. Why? Because it's like what goes on. If you could be trapped. I think Dan, I think you think it's a documentary

A night of museum is a fictional movie. No, I think if you're just far lap To Papa, wake up. If you could get locked in anywhere overnight on your own, surely be rainbows in. I think a mall. I'd like to be in a mall. You can just try out all the beds. Is that it?

Meg drives out the first. bed falls asleep. Oh, I was a waste. I was a waste. Okay. Eat porridge, what are you, Goldiebox? Place your bets now before we read the stats. We do New Zealand lads

penis length rank compared to the rest of the world. So how many times have they done this? How much research and money has been put into this? It's so stupid. I think we've gone down a few spots since it was last research. I think we're on number 14 or something,

weren't we? Yeah, okay, well then we'd definitely have gone down a few spots. If it's 14 out of 15, then I'm gutted. Get your Clint McGinn, Dan, Fix. We're doing an Alex Warren hit the spot after 7 a.m. this morning, so you can come and watch Timu, Alex Warren. Yeah, you can see Dan do that live. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come sit in, see how radio is made. But before that, petisers. Yeah. Maybe bring your kids in after this. After six. Six o'clock is adults only. Yeah, the average length by country has been ranked. I think like Meg said, they do 145 countries.

Have you got like a good? Google alert on this, because you seem to bring this every year the new updated list. It's funny, I try to restrict my social media time, and so I was like, I'm going to spend just 10 minutes to have a little mindless scroll when I'd done all my jobs. And then I just did

the whole, like, pull down and let go, let Instagram refresh. First thing it showed me was this story. Okay. Okay, so Meg, you said 57. Dan, I'm going to go with number 18. A little cocky.

Dan, you are closer. Oh, wow. New Zealand ranks just above Zambia, good for us, in 16th spot. Wow, good. Yeah. So I always worry where is Australia in relation to us because I don't want them to be bigger.

21st. Nice. Hey, 16. Well done, New Zealand. Is Brazil number one? They're normally pretty high. Brazil is... No, they're 20th.

Where are here? them? Wow. It's usually like a really interesting country that's number one like here. Okay. Um, Kizakistan's or something.

Apologies, apologies. We're, even though we are 16th, it looks like we are the same length as Brazilians. It's 6.2 inches. Mm-hmm. Okay.

That's the average. Okay, guess is Congo number one then? The Dominican Republic of Congo is second. Yes, that's pretty close. Thank you. Sudan. Oh, wow. Is the number one spot.

7.1 inches. My goodness me. Dad, how are you compared to that? I'm definitely bringing New Zealand's average down. I mean, I think if we go on a scale of Clint to me, hopefully we're in the median in the sixes there. Yeah, the old six. Oh, Dan.

That gives a week one bit, actually. Yeah, it does. Meg, if you were single and you were planning a trip to visit the top five, you'd start off in Ghana. Then you'd head to the Republic of Congo. then maybe go to Ecuador and then the DR of Congo so you go back to Congo

you should be coming back with a limp and then you finish in Sudan thanks for that boys not my first idea if I was ever to become single not my first like itinery I'm just going to do a world tour of the biggest date do you know I would follow your social

media account if you're like right let's see if these stats are right you would follow it anyway because I'm your friend you ask not because it was like oh meets doing a Dick Tor. Okay. Right. How did we get here?

I don't know. Well, I think Clint started reading out a list. Yeah. Yeah, but the good news is, and the most important thing to remember, is that we are longer than Australia. Well done. They may have won the Commonwealth Games, but we've had the last last. We are 0.1 of an inch longer than them on average.

And if that inspires you to talk to us, first caller of the day is coming up next. Yeah. Yeah, okay, great. Yeah, please steer us in a completely different direction if you can. Clint McGinn, Dan. It's breakfast. The Edge.

Clint McGahn's scandal. Zara Larson couldn't stop laughing during her latest performance of Midnight Sun when she saw people lifting their friends up in the crowd. And let me try and explain. So it's like you need two or three people lifting. And then the person that's up in the ear, you're holding their legs, their tummy and their shoulders. They're like lying like almost like a flight man.

So it's a move that Zara Larson does in her choreography on stage. And one person did it. And then the crowd just started filling with these people and she couldn't stop laughing. Now we can put that, one, two, three, four, five. I want to see more. For her to just be able to go from laughing

to hitting those notes. Her vocal is good, hey. Actually, she, after getting another bit as well, she really loses at one point to the point. I'm like, I wonder if people would be like, hey. Hey, sing this is one of our favorite songs of yours. Like, you've laughed through the whole thing. If you want to see it, Zara and 3, 3, 4, 3.

It would have been a really funny view from her point. I imagine. Just hits. In Auckland. The Edge. Clint, Megan, Dan. You know how there was a study for the longest penis size by country around the world? Meg's done a little more research into it and has found that it was in fact a man who did the study?

He did do a study, yeah, a man did it. And it looks like a man in Congo, so rigged? Wait, so is it an honesty system? I don't know. There's no way a man's coming up to me and going how big you're... And I'm telling the truth. That's what I mean. So are we 16th in the world because we're just lied the most?

I'm going 10 inches. 10 inches He's done this study He just halves everyone's number Yeah Yeah, yeah too He's like guys have doubled it They definitely have

Alright first call of the day And we'll so you out with a $50 supermarket voucher For your troubles Because we know you're busy Listen live weekdays from sex on Rover And catch up wherever This is Clint, Meg and Dan The Edge

First call of the day First call Kimmy Good morning You're a real life Superhero, I've just read you're a solo mom. You guys are the best in the business. Yes, we are.

It's not easy. You've been no job for the week. How many kids? I have two. Wow, wow. Two girls. And you're a support worker as well. What sort of support work do you do?

So at the moment, I work with people with intellectual disability. Oh my God. Jeep. Are you exhausted at the end of the day? For some days, yes. Because that's a lot of mental load to do a job working as a support worker and then to also be a solo mum of two kids. How are you doing, babe?

How's your mental health? Yeah, it's all right. I'm currently also relocating for a new job opportunity. I'm doing support work but in a different field. So I'm like helping children and babies and parents. How old are your two kids? So my oldest is 15. my youngest is nine.

So you're in a fun stage with the kids, eh? Yeah, I can imagine when they're a bit younger, it is much more difficult. Although, hey, Kimmy, don't worry, none of us have experienced a 15-year-old girl yet. So, yeah, like, I heard the little smirk in your voice. It definitely has its stages and its time. I'm like, I wish I could go back to my way three-year-old

and have her back. Yeah, because you just, I just think, oh, you've got to babysitter for the 9-year-old. But you've also got a 15-year-old. wants to go out and drink. She is a great babysitter, mainly for like late night Kmart trips with my friends,

not so much out at the pub. But yeah, she is good. She is a very supportive. And Clint's nice. And Clint's already said they don't have to be like 16. They can be like 11, they can stay at home by themselves. Yeah. Don't you click?

Yeah. Well, see, my kids can be 9 and 11, and I'm really enjoying leaving them at home. Really? No, I'm really enjoying them They're like They're fun I'm having proper adult conversations

We joke around My daughter sasses me out And they're just independent It's I don't want to jinx it But it's easy And it's fun And we're like

Hey, we all made dinner together last night And then we all did like movies And my daughter gave us all a squishy each to hold And I don't know And I said to my wife I'm really enjoying the kids They're fun Way to rub it in for Kimmy

She's all stressed She's doing her support work and stuff And she's a single mum You were saying it's easy I mean my wife was saying Maybe a couple years from now And then you start getting teenagers And then we back into the

Whatever the trenches of that look like But I don't know Like yeah there are fun stages But there are hard stages too Right Kimmy It's the first boyfriend Oh yeah That's the stage

You've got to worry about with your daughter So good luck Clint Because he's gorgeous Yeah she is the board you go And she's already had a couple of boyfriends But I mean We mean I think proper boyfriend She could be like me and wait till she's 26

So there's her option Yeah, I'm hopeful that my son is like, Dan, he waits to he's in his mid-20s. Then it's not your problem. Hey, Kimmy, hold there. We'll get a $50 to pantry voucher out to you. They run an online supermarket delivering cheaper groceries New Zealand-wide. Yay, thank you so much. It's definitely helpful in this household.

Yay, thanks, Camille. You can save them to the moving because she's relocating, do it on the times you're moving. And they're a family-run business as well, which is cool. Paddock to pantry. Get a mic, sit and support them. Yeah, I like you, Kimmy. Also, then wouldn't you be a little bit worried if he got to, like, 26? And he's still...

Was your mum worried? I don't think so, Clinton. I think she knew the son she had on her hands, she was like, he'll be all good. Yeah. He's not going to cause me any concerns. He can't skip puberty altogether. I think that's impossible. Your favorite radio show?

It's podcast for... Edge Breakfast, Clint Meg and Dan. Trust me to find a story like this. Okay, there is an only fan's... star from Harry Potter, the original movies. And just to quickly touch you know, I've just seen that Kit Harrington from Game of Thrones is playing Gildori Lockhart in this season two series of Harry Potter coming out. Oh, yes.

The defense against the dark arts teacher. Yeah, that's Kit Harrington. So a bit of a different role from him from John Snur. No, you know nothing, John Snur. Oh, this has been a impression central, isn't it? Thank you. Okay, Lavender Brown, the name might not ring a bell, but she, She was the girl that got Ron to fall in love with her in the later movies.

I know you'll be brilliant. Oops. I think the stream's taken. Yeah, so she is on OnlyFans, but it is non-sexual content in a way, but it is fetish content. I'll let her explain. It was only after I started that I realized that it's an actual official fetish, and it's called trickophilia, which is when somebody is aroused by hair. A friend joked about it being a fetish

and that just was like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I thought even if I can make a tiny bit from doing something simple, like plating my hair in a fairy costume. Yeah, yeah, so she thought it was just going to be a little bit of income on the side. She said, stay at home, mum, she got her kids. And then she charges $6 a month

for niche non-explicit content, which is about $10,000, New Zealand. And then one month, no, $20,000. Wow. Yeah, but do you think it's from people just being curious, going there and then going, oh, she's doing just her stuff. I think she'd been doing it. Maybe to start, but now it's consistently good.

People would have, to the point by now, she would have whittled away, but she's still making income. I sort of get it. Like, I like watching, I don't know. I don't think it's in a sexual way. But I like, I would find it, I guess, calming to see someone brushing their hair or doing things with their hair. I think it's like, I don't know if I'd pay for it.

I thought if anyone would have been into that, might be. producer Carl because he hasn't got any. I feel like this is another career option I don't have. I can't, you know. But beards, maybe brushing beards. Brushing beards. I prefer a girl brushing her hair. Oh, I can't screw you, any girls into beard brushing?

Clint, there is a fetish for everyone. And who will we to yuck someone else is yum? Jump on, only fans Carl and let us know how much money you make by the end of the year. Done. I'll double whatever it is. I'll take anything. Maybe you'll start making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month and you'll leave.

See you? I'm out of hair so quick. What happened to do you have? He makes six figures now just brushing his beard online. It's funny, her, because even though she's not doing it, you know, she's just in a fairy costume or normal outfits, she even called it slutty Mormon at some point because she was doing her hair and she wasn't actually doing anything sexual. I wonder if it makes her feel some sort of way that even though she's not doing anything, sexual people are taking it in a sexual way. Is her hair any different to any other people's here?

Very long and beautiful. Okay. Well, you've got beautiful long hair. Thank you. You could do something like that. I wonder whether you and Carl start a joint sort of venture on only fans. My husband is desperate for me to start some sort of only fans. You and me?

So we're going to team up and doing only fans together? You brush Carl's beard and he brushes your hair. Now that sounds weird. I have credentials. I was a hairdresser once upon the time, so we can do this, me. Yeah. That is, I mean, yeah, like you say, everyone's into something. Yeah.

Yeah, we're not here to yuck someone else's yarm. Do you want to talk weird fetishes? Well, I don't think so. People aren't probably going to share, are they? And they share like, I don't care. Do you guys have a fetish? No, mostly foot ones, I think. My fetish, what's my fetish?

I do love big earlobes. Yeah, he does. He might, he gets, do you feel other people's earlobes? Really? Because I'm just looking at yours now and yours are very small. I know. I know. Dad's got good ones.

You can cling on. Yeah, have a look at these. Untouched as well, non-pierced. Do you like that? Yeah. You want to feel them? You want to feel them. You want to feel them.

Or do that. If you put your finger underneath and then wiggle them back and forth. Do that. You want to be a little bit of. Oh yeah. A couple of virgin eelubs. Oh, Click. I never knew you alive.

Yeah. You like those ears. I'm going to be wiggling my earlips in front of you for the rest of me. I remember I was, oh, I'm sharing too much. I was in, like, high school, and there was this kid with massive ears, and they look really thin, so they look quite floppy. And I sat behind them all assembly, and I was like, don't grab them, don't grab them. And then in the end, I couldn't help myself, and I reached up very grabbed them. Turn around and look, like, what the hell is?

Oh, sorry, I thought you was someone else. It's your favorite movie Dumbo? Because man, oh man, you're there to open some doors for you, mate. Oh, I love a massive floppy here. Go make me a coffee, would you? All right, come on. We share you share. We're finishes.

What is it? Oh, I don't under the edge. This is the Clint McGon Dan catch up. Want to hear the guys off here and a little looser? Listen and watch their Overtinkers podcast. And we're just talking about one of the Harry Potter stars. It's not an only fans, but of course not. All OnlyFans has to be explicit content?

No. I think it started out as a non-explicit content platform and people used to, like Substack used to subscribe to anything. Then it got absolutely, as you can imagine, overrun by sexual content. And now people are kind of doing a bit of everything. So she just plats her hair and brushes her hair and makes money from it. 20,000 bucks too so far. Yeah, yeah. And they're classing it as a fetish.

And I was sort of Googling what is a fetish. Go on, Dan. And it says it's a strong. intimate interest in an object or body part that is not normally sexual. Yeah. So that's a good explanation for it, because there's people texting and saying that they've got a fetish for a guy in suits. Which is that?

Would we call that a fetish? I think that's just a preference rather than a fetish. Well, it depends how excited you get about it, I guess. I love that. There are kids in the car of that person's car, producer Carl, so we can't call them anymore. Oh, no. I don't think there's nothing to be ashamed of with liking a man in a suit.

I think that's a fairly normal. I wouldn't call that a fetish. You quite like that, Dan. Well, I can appreciate a person that's well-dressed. What about Alex? Hey, Alex. Hello. Hello.

So what would you, what's your fetish, Alex? Well, cross-dressing. Like cross-dressing. Now, Alex, are you the drag queen that we had on the back of our float when we were in the rainbow parade? Oh, we love you. Yeah, I love you. Yeah, I love you. Do you like it when other people cross-dress?

stress? A bit both. Now is it a sexual thing? Because I didn't realize it was, excuse my ignorance. So it is classed as a fetish? Yes, it depends on circumstance. So for me, if females dresses up more mask, that's what turns that person on.

I get that. So you're Alexis Lahua. That's your drag queen name, eh? Yes. Okay. Well, if anyone's looking for a drag queen, hit Alex up. Well, I get that. I love a woman in masculine clothing.

All your drag queen needs, Alex Luhua. Someone sticks through. I love it when my husband puts soft gloves on and ties me up. Now, I'd say that's a finish. Put soft gloves on. And ties me up with his tie and then puts the tie gloves above my head and holds my hands there so I can't move. That's just a move. Yeah, I think I don't know if that's a feminine.

Tracy said, I love my partner's chest here. My mum's a real hairy chest guy. Pardon? That was worded drugs. No, she'd made the transition. She's a hairy chest, like, lover. Oh, how do you know that about your mom? Oh, mum always says that.

What do you mean? Oh, my God, look at his hairy chest. I just want to run my hands through it. And unfortunately for her, my dad has very little hair on his chest. And maybe that's why I've lased all mine off. I'm unsure. Maybe you've got mummy issues, and that's a deep-seated issue, and that's why you've just lazied it all off.

She loves the hairy chest. When you say she always says it, Because that's what you said before, quote, always says it. That must be every time you see her to class it as always. Well, I mean, if we were chatting to someone and he had a plunging V-neck on with all of his hair coming out, once we left that conversation, I guarantee Mom would bring it up. Well, I reckon it is almost a lost art. I've never experienced a hairy chest.

I hardly ever see them anymore. Do you know who has one? Producer Nepea. He's got a very good hairy chest. I keep him away from my mum. You too, producer Brady? Okay. Oh, I see you do.

monkey. I've got, I'm called the Persian rug in my flat. That's what the boys call me. Oh, Christine. Here's what I propose. Next time Christine's in, because she comes in sometimes, doesn't she? We get V-necks for all the hairy guys

and see if she mentions it like, oh, I love it. I love it. That's such an easy bet to take that one. All right, let's give away $1,000. Easy money. What is the letter this morning, Meg? R.

Yep, is what you were going to say? That is exactly what I was going to say. I just let you have that moment. Clint, you're welcome. Thanks. Okay, so Mick's got 10 questions. You need to give us 10 answers, starting with the letter R, and we will give you $1,000 if you can do it in 30 seconds.

Just before we go, Nathan set his fetish, the back of certain women's legs behind the knee area, especially. Good on you, Nathan. That is niche. Easy money. Clint. Time. Get you ready, Bergen?

And Dan. Oh, my God. Easy money. One past seven, here we go. Give us 10 answers, starting with the letter R in 30 seconds, and you win $1,000. You can pass, and if we're going to be. We've got time. We'll come back. He just can't give the same answer twice.

Guys, we're going to Wolston this morning and Ella. The hell is that, Ella? Morning, Ella? Morning, Now, correctly if I'm wrong, Wollstone's in Christchurch, isn't it? Yes. Yeah, beautiful suburban, the beautiful Christchurch, or to-thahi. 1K going towards heading to Melbourne to meet your friend's new baby?

Yes, she gave birth at the start of July. Okay, all right, well, let's get it done. 30 seconds on the clock we're padding because Meg's got the giggles. Yeah, I don't know even why she's got the giggles, but she's crying out. I know why, but we can't talk about it on here. I'm so sorry. Okay, I have to get it together, right? Pull yourself together, Megan.

Yes, yes. Okay, 30 seconds on the clock. This is Ella's moment. She's about to win a thousand bucks. Okay, Ella, your letter is R. Here we go. Give me an animal. A rhino.

A musical genre. R&B. An occupation. A girl's name. Rebecca Something you'd find in a garden A rose A place in New Zealand

Rototiroa Something you drink Retroes Something you ended an F Retros Something you wear Go and give me the same answer Twice you little cheat

Ella Ella I'm sorry we're not going to be pumping A thousand dollars into the Woolston economy This morning But that was a good effort You got through eights I thought maybe for an occupation, radio host, considering you're chatting to us, might have been a sit-up.

Oh, no. Rapper, radiologist, a couple of others. Thanks, Ella. Next chance the play is coming up at 8 a.m. Yeah, it wasn't a bad effort. She got quite a few, right. Yeah, just before the imposter, we'll do that. But Dan's wife is upset with him, and we'll unpack that next.

Apparently, I mean weaponising incompetence in our relationship. I haven't even heard of that thing until she brought it up. The worst. Weaponized incompetence. That is the worst, Dan. And gas sliding. Oh, wow. Clint McGowan, Dan, Edge Breakfast.

Olivia Rodrigo, the cure on the edge. It's 8 past 7 and Clint McGee and Dan. My relationship is full of weapons of mass destruction. And it's been like that since day dot. I'll explain. My wife, my gorgeous wife had, and we have it. I love her to bits. Love her to bits.

But she refuses two things in our relationship. Flatly refuses them. And it's putting out the rubbish and filling up the cars with petrol. Right, yeah. And she goes, I don't know. How. I don't know how to do the fuel. She knows.

She's a doctor. Everybody knows how to put petrol in a car, but she refuses to do it. Actually, I had a neighbour once. Shout out to Melanie Caddy. And she used to pick me up from across the road and then drive me to a petrol station to put fuel in her car when we were like teenagers. And you're right. My wife is a very smart lady. She's got a PhD.

She's done multiple different... I heard you've got a PhD too. No, mine's not, unfortunately. But she's very smart. So she knows how to put petrol in a PhD. car. Okay. I am also weaponising my incompetence now. Yeah, I imagine. This is where I'm now settling in. I refuse, and this is going to come across chauvinistic and maybe a little bit lazy

on my part. I refuse to cook. Right, sexist. No, it's not sexist. I do a lot in the house. I do what I do? I do most of the housework. I vacuum. I do everything. I look after our son during the day. What's she doing, just watching Love is Blind? Or she's working. She's working. And then does all the bills and accounts and things. But I will say that I don't... Cooking is not my thing.

It stresses me out. I can't multitask. Like if I have more than one pot going at the same time, I get stressed. Okay? So I just go, you know what? Cooking's not my thing. I lead that to Hannah. She accuses me of weaponising incompetence.

I'm with you, Dan. I would take twice as long to make something half as good. So let's just work out where our skills are and then assign the roles based on our skill. It'd be like me getting you to do hit the spot on the show You know? We wouldn't do not a good fit Bring me into this

Yeah Don't bring me And so that's cooking for me I did and Hannah's like Whenever I cooked dinner She goes what did you do with that Spaghetti Bolognese It tastes like sugar

And I'll be like damn and I've put Sugar instead of salt into it Well you know something like that And so I just refused to do it Oh so wait you deliberately Putting stuff in That you know shouldn't go in? It's that whole thing of like

When somebody asks you to do something They do such a bad job of it So they go don't worry about it I'll do it myself. Yeah. That's what you're doing. And she's doing it with the rubbish. She's doing it the fuel.

I'm doing it with cooking. What are you doing? I don't think those are equal, by the way. I don't think taking out the rubbish is equal to cooking every meal. I would say, Hannah loves cooking. That's the thing. She complains about it, but she loves it while she's doing it. Do you know what my wife does?

Like, I'll be like chopping things up and then she'll come over my shoulder and be like, oh, no, I was going to slice them the other way. Do it yourself then. And I'm like, well, it doesn't matter. They're going to take. She goes, yeah, okay. And then I'll do something. She goes, no, don't put those on yet because they're not going to cook at the same time.

Backseat driver. She can't be a backseat cook. You've got to just let me. If you want me to do it, just let me. I get that backseat cook, yeah. Oh, and under the edge, you can text as well, 3343. What are you weaponising incompetently in your relationship? Like, it's something you hate doing, and so you're just doing it deliberately bad, so you don't have to do it.

Yeah, mine's also the rubbish bins. How can you pretend you don't know how to do that? You put them in the bin and just wheel it up to the road. I find it'd be so hard to pretend you can't do that. I don't even know how to take the bag of the bin out of the rubbish and put it in the bed out cycling. You're like, which is recycling, which is the rubbish. I get the colours confused. I don't know how to do it.

And it's so stinking. Get your Clint-Megan Danfax. We're chatting about weaponised incompetence, which if you don't know those words, it means somebody doing something bad or wrong on purpose so they're not asked to do that thing again. Like you go to the groceries, you say, can you please pick up the groceries? and this partner of yours knows what you eat, knows what the kids eat, knows what to get, but then somehow comes home with all of the wrong things.

You go, oh, do it myself. And they do it on purpose, so they don't have to do it again. It happens a lot in relationships, but also it seems on the text machine at workplaces as well. So colleagues weaponising incompetence saying, oh, I don't know how to do that. All that had pissed me off.

Learn, learn, learn. That's the thing. I didn't know how to do the thing. You know, I didn't know how to grocery shop beforehand. And then that person had to learn as well. Nobody was born with more skills or knowledge. They all learnt. You didn't know how to grocery shop?

No, I'm saying, it's an... Like, if a person went out and said, I don't know what to get for the groceries, it's like, well, why does the other person in the relationship know? It's because they learnt what their kids need. Whenever I do the grocery shopping, which is, I guess, once a fortnight, I'll always call Hannah about four or five times on the supermarket. Oh, you're the worst!

Which meat did you want again? There's one here for $6.99 or you'd want the $10.99 one. She's like, just get the cheaper one. And then I'll call her again for something. Somebody who texts in about lunchboxes saying that their husband just throws in packets of whether it's twisties, chips and chocolate biscuits to the point where I've got to pull everything out and go, they can't just eat that. The kids would love it, though. It's finding me out. Okay, let's go to Bryn.

Morning, Bryn. Morning. Okay, so is this you or your partner doing the weaponized incompetence? A bit of both, I reckon. Okay, warfare. Okay, what a, uh, how is she doing it? She refuses to do the dishes, so I just refuse to do the washing. Right, so you both know that you're just...

Living in a pig's die now? Yeah. Well, do you do the dishes and then she does the washing? And you both act like you don't know how to do the other thing. Yeah, pretty much. I think that's a fair deal. Do you have a dishwasher because I feel like that's an easier one to do? Are you just emptying and stacking it?

No, I am the dishwasher. There we go. Okay, so that is kind of fear then. Otherwise, I hate doing that. Yeah, another tip to someone saying, my partner deliberately stacks the dishwasher wrong, winds me up, and I'm sure he does it just so that I do it. Jackie, morning.

Good morning. How are you guys? What are you weaponising? Gardening. Oh, gosh, I hate it with a passion. And whenever I used to help Kevin Weed, I'd say, Is this a weed? Is this a weed?

And it's like a giant sunflowers. Or like a bush of coriander And then I picked him a flower I can't remember This isn't a weed, is it? Yeah, I can't remember the last time I did gardening It's not a thing that's ever been on my radar

What do you mean? Like I don't garden Well maybe you don't have lots of nice trees Yeah the closest thing I get to gardening Is that closing the lawn? Is that class as gardening? Yeah, that would be kind of gardening, do you think? Yeah, in the garden

Good idea, Jackie I think everybody does some sort of weaponised incompetence in their, especially in their relationship. Yeah. Ooh, not part of it. related but at my work as a vet nurse I refuse to learn how to empty anal glands on dogs. Fair enough, Roxy. I wouldn't want to do that either.

Yeah. The problem is everybody in the vet practices refusing to do it. That poor dog's got a full anal gland. Someone's got to do it. Someone's going to do it. No, yeah. Okay. Next on the show. When you need to catch out with Sven, who is our, um, Norwegian or Swedish? He's Swedish. God, don't say Norwegian. That would really offend him. That's like saying you're Australian. Oh, right. Okay. I'll get that Right, he's our Swedish correspondent, and we catch up with him whenever these different news stories from around the world or events that we send him to.

There is, you may have heard, a bit of a recall on condoms in Europe, France especially, hundreds of thousands of them, ineffective, and trying to warn people. And we thought maybe Sven, he's over there at the moment. I know he was doing a bit of a backpacking trip around France. Yeah, I thought he was on holiday at the moment, so I don't know if he'll answer. Yeah, so let's see if he can tell us what's going on. on there because not good if you're in France right now

is Michelle and O'E. Take the edge of your day with Clint Meg and Dan. France will be absolutely sweating bullets right now. Yeah, they're issuing warnings for hundreds of thousands of condoms due to them being faulty. We think we should check him with Sven because he's over in Europe. Yeah, he's our Swedish correspondent.

And I think, yeah, he's in France right now. So we've got his number. Let's see what's going on over there because it must be made. him. Hi, Jane. Do do, do. Hey, Sven. Good morning.

How are you? Oh, switching to English. Good morning, guys. Is that JJ Mike and Dom? No, it's Clinton Mereg. Dan is out of the office again somehow. Hey, we wanted to talk to you,

Sven, because we called you for the latest on the condom story in France. And you would have heard about the condoms in France that are unsafe and they've all been, like, recalled, like 300,000 of them? No, we should say again, JJ. Sorry, that's a shocking thing.

Say again to me. Like 300,000 condoms have been recalled because they're unsafe, and they say you should go and get STI and pregnancy checks. And we know that you're in France, so I thought maybe you'd have some information. You have got to be kidding me. I don't know nothing of this. I've seen no news.

I've been bumping uglies with anything that moves over this. I'm on holiday at the moment, over in France. And you're telling me this filth. You better not be pranking me, JJ. No, no. How many people are we talking about the bumping uglies and stuff? Well, stick to the scripts, Clint. You need to stick to the script. Do you know anything about this? Should you be concerned? Should I be concerned? Does a cat have a butthole?

Yeah. Michael. Of course I'm concerned. I've been humping my way around France for the last three weeks. Literally, I've just been at a festival in France called Les Shaggfest, 2026. I've been in and out of more people than the magic school bus. So yes, I'd say I'd be a little bit concerned. Well, how many people are we talking, Sven? Honestly, I'm just trying to think I'm wrecking my brains now, Polly. I mean, I've lost count, if I'm honest, off the top of my head.

I've had a little bit of Monica in my life. I've had a little bit of Sandra in the sun. There was Mary. I had her all night long. And then let's not forget about Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita. And as I continue, my problems are getting deeper, if I'm honest. Are you just quoting Mambo number five, Sven? I don't know what you're talking about.

Look, guys, I don't have time for this. I need to make some calls. There's a chance I've made several women up the dof. And as you say, in New Zealand, I'm fuck a puppet. And I've never wanted to be a papa. Children scare me. I don't want to be a dad. So leave me to it.

Back to you guys in the studio. Yeah. Yeah. See you later, Sven. That's very concerning. They're recalling them, Sven. So if you've got any leftover, mate, Send them back.

You're going to need to get off me because I've... These condoms are not working. Oh my God. I think maybe he's with someone right now. It's very quiet. Yeah, he's definitely... Just quoted the song. We know he stopped talking to him.

I feel like he never brings anything to the table. Yeah, we're still paying him. Are we? Is he on a retainer? That's why. Because we keep using him because we're paying him. Trying to get our money's worth. Well, that's why I didn't get a pay-rise-this-pay-pay-round.

Hey, next on the show. Unfortunately, Alex Warren cancelled his Auckland show due to sickness. Maybe he's getting that influence A that's going around New Zealand at the moment, poor bugger. Nathan's just sick saying,

I think Sven had managed to offend six countries in one interview. I think it was seven. The hit-the-spot attempt that was meant to go down with Dan and Alex Warren. Obviously, it didn't happen. Maybe it just goes ahead with Dan next. Well, he's his team who's Alex Warren.

they've always said that about me. Yeah, there's one little boy in particular who was very disappointed, traveled all the way to Auckland to see Alex Warren perform passenger. And this might be as close as we can get him to that live action that he missed last night. And for that, I apologise. All right, we'll fill on on what's going on behind the scenes next. Listen to your favourite breakfast show whenever you like. Clint McGinn Dan.

The Edge. Clint Megan Dan. Unfortunately, he had to cancel his show due to sickness last night. So he did a gig. Friday, Saturday and Christchurch. And then missed last night in Spitz. Barkerina. So Paul and his son, Atticus, who are in studio right now, came up from Upper Hart and unfortunately had to pivot on their plans.

Morning, Paul. Morning, guys. How's it going? There'd be many people like you guys, I'd imagine, and have travelled a long way, and then the concerts is cancelled. It doesn't happen very often, does it? It doesn't, and Alex very much so would have been incredibly gutted. I think he probably has influenza. Yeah, I'd say so. It's going around, New Zealand at the moment, it's knocking people out. My wife had it, and she was horrifically sick. Yeah, she wouldn't have been able to perform a concert.

She had to cancel a few gigs. Would this have been? How old's your boy Atticus who's in studio with us this morning? He'd just in six last week. This is her birthday present. Oh, is this going to be your very first concert, Atticus. Can I just say here's the most darling little man? He is.

He's gorgeous. Yeah. Okay, well, we're noisy people, are we Atticus? You messrs this morning saying, all right, we've done the movies. What else can we do before? We've got to head home at 3 o'clock this hour. We're like, mate, come visit us. And you took us up on it.

And so this, Adikis, is as close as you're going to get to Alex Warren, unfortunately, and that's Dan doing a hit-the-spot attempt of Passenger. I think he looks a little like Alex. It's enough. Yeah, I'm like a cheap Timo version. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is all you're going to get, unfortunately. Okay.

Okay. You happy with that Atticus? We'll do a hit the spot with Dan. I'm getting the nod. He's getting the nod. So we're doing Passenger, the song that just played. We're doing the end bridge into the chorus. Now we are going to all take part in this.

So, Clint, you're going to say, and I try. Meg, you're going to say and I try. Yeah. I'll do the rest. and hopefully we come out in the end all on time and we hit the spot. Hit it! Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.

Hit the spot. Whoa. Okay. Now, I'm never involved in these, so I don't know what's gone into Dan. Well, I think we need to do something different. You know what, and Meg, I think this is an easy one for you to hold you, you know, to dip your toe back and to hit the spot.

Okay. I've faced in you. Are you taking your cue from Dan? Yes. Okay. And remember Meg's really good at timing. I remember she played the drums in our band. And it was a bit fast.

But, you know, it was still, it was. Your timing's okay, singing's bad. I'm trying to piggy up, mate. Yeah, thank you. So, yes, oh my gosh, I meant to be more confident. Right, here we go, okay, good. All right, this one's for Atticus in studio. He's six.

He missed out on his very first concert of Alex Warren. We're trying to get him as close as we can. Birthday last week. To the action. All right, don't stuff it up in front of a six-year-old Atticus, please. Tell me how you go. I'm going to what it feels like. Find the rhythm.

What it feels like. Put my heart out on a silver plate. I would die for you, by the way. Not that you would mind, but I try I try I try I try I try

from the passenger side Come on His face has not changed He's like, when is Alex Warren coming? He's looking at the door Where is it? We know what we need to do, are we ready? I love

Unreal work perks A friend of mine don't want to give away too many details. I don't want to get him in trouble. But a friend of mine was talking to him over the weekend, and I was asking him how his job was and how a life was with his little guy. He's got a, I guess, probably like a three-month-old and had a guess. Honest to God, I was like, it sounds too good to be true, and it'll be the reason you want to quit your job and start working for NIB insurance. Okay. He was like, it's been great because I get a lot of time off with work as part of working for NIB insurance.

we get 18 weeks off. No. For maternity and paternity, four and a half months. And you can take it over a two-year period. He had taken four weeks off already. He was planning a seven-week trip with his wife and then he's just going to take Wednesdays off for the next 20 weeks or whatever

until he's used up his 18 weeks paternity later. Wow. And I said, how long do you have to be there, like 10 years? He goes, no, once you've been there a year, you are eligible. I actually think, I mean, it's incredible to hear. I do think there are a lot of companies that do that. I just think that our company is really bad.

And we don't have any. So, like, 18 weeks is amazing. Over two years. Like, if I work for a company like that, I'll be getting Hannah pregnant every week. Right. That's what I said to them. All the lads there must be like having six, seven kids. Because that's four and a half months off every two years.

You can take over a two year period. on top of your annual leave. That is a great work perk. Producer Carl? I was just going to say, I've really enjoyed my time working in radio, but this will be my last day at the edge and I'll see you later.

Thanks, guys. Wow, incredible. You're planning to start a family. And you're like, oh, what do I want to do? Go work for NIB insurance. I think a lot of insurance companies and maybe like banks and all those sort of ones. Banks are very good.

I think some of them do about six months. Yeah, big corporates. Because they have a lot of staff, they need to... Telecommunications, I think, maybe. Yeah, a lot of them as well. I understand when the mum has that amount of time off, right? Paid four and a half months plus their annual.

But for the father to be given the exact same amount of time off as the mum, that's where I was like, okay, this is unreal. I was going to say that at last the men getting something. You know, like I really do think that we've been missing out with that sort of thing for a lot of time. And so good on you, N-I-B. Yeah, yeah. I was like, that's crazy. Damn, that is such a great work perk.

Can your work perk rival this one or at least come close? You're like, it's not that good, but we do have quite a unique or interesting work perk that I haven't heard other companies offer. I've got a friend who works, I won't name the company because I don't know if I've got permission to say it, but it is another big corporate. And they get every second Friday off. So every second week is a four-day week. So they get a three-day weekend every two weeks. And like without, like, even if they've got a lot of work on, they can just go, no, I'm not doing it tomorrow. Someone else can do it.

I used to think the fire service was a pretty cool work perk, four days on, four days off. Yeah. But I do see them outside their fire. station holding up signs and petitioning and it doesn't seem like it's all it's cracked up to me and they're having to drive those old trucks and everything apparently some of those trucks like 20 years old so what is your unreal work perk we have literally maybe you've actually only started working there because of the perk because of the perk well initially it's because honest to God I reckon if you were looking to pivot and you kind of worked in that industry anyway

in IB insurance up top that's hell of a perk for your stuff if you're planning a baby My wife's work has a vegetable garden on the roof. Does that count? I would like that. We don't have one here. No, we don't. We don't have anything big. No, I'm trying.

Honestly, this whole time I've been quiet because I'm like, what is our work? Meg would be. There'd be limitations on what you could take. Vegetables? Yeah. I have signs banning me. Hey, we have a water cooler out in the kitchen. Are you a joke?

Stop complaining. The Edge is the home of Clint McGend Dan. We're talking unreal work perks. Made of mine, I found out it works for NIB insurance. 18 weeks. paid parental leave for either mum or dad after you've been working there a year. You can take it over a two-year period.

We're asking what's your work, perk? Move over NIB insurance. You know zero the accounting software. 26 weeks paid parental leave. My goodness me. Six months of the year. I guess you're encouraging... I'm really trying to just be happy for people, so...

Yeah. But that is encouraging people to have time off, essentially, isn't it? I mean, you're not going to have a kid just because of that. Wouldn't you? I don't know. Oh, absolutely. No, you wouldn't. But yeah, it's amazing to show your support for the people to raise their family so they can come back feeling maybe a bit more together and refreshed to having some money behind them rather than just struggling the whole time.

Someone said they work for ASB and they get a $500 your choice allowance and benefits card every year. Oh, that's cool. $500 just spend on yourself. That's a pretty good perk. Someone's at Air New Zealand, we get massively discounted flights but also for our friends and family. Oh, I love that. I've never been close enough to anyone that works there to be. part of the friends and family. Friends is crazy.

Say three people or something. Maybe like family, I get it, but friends is really, really great. Emma says they get $2.50 cooked lunches and $8 central CBD parking. That's not bad. Cooked lunches for $2.50 is good. I have a friend that works at a law firm in the city, in Auckland City. It's like a big law firm. And they have like a chef in the building that just cooks lunch for everybody.

No, they don't. Do they pay for it? I think it comes out of their salary, but it's like a minimal amount. Wow. go upstairs and they're like, I want Eggs Benedict, and they'll be like, I'll be like, oh, do it. And it's just like there's about 50 people in the firm. There are a lot of people getting

paid for five days, but only working four. There's a few people texting in saying that. Or they do, like, across a fortnight, they do nine days and get paid for 10. All right, let's go to Caitlin. I'm at 800 the edge. Caitlin, what's your work perk? We get a $200 health and wellbeing allowance that we get to spend on health and wellness.

Like, you can choose how you. you want to spend it. Oh, so if you want to go to the gym, we'll use it on spas. You can get massages and stuff? Yeah, you can use it for, like, gym sign-ups, marathon sign-ups, sausages, whatever you want, as long as it's, like, health and well-being. That's good. That's not bad.

To be fair, I think our work, because we, over the last couple of years, we're being given a birthday day leave. So you get a paid day because it's your birthday that you have to take within the month. Yeah. Yeah. Good on you, Caitlin. I mean, it's not as good as. the person that's text through that works at subway and get all you can eat subway cookies

every day of the week. Oh, you would be in trouble, Daniel, Evie? Are you allowed that or is that in here? I would honestly be the size of a house. Those things are my kryptonite. All right, Christine said, as long as we do 160 hours a month, so like a 40 hour a week, but across the month for you do 160 hours, you can do them however and whenever you want. I quite like that.

I must say, I like the fact that if you were to be like, look, I'm going to work really hard for two weeks of the month, and I can even work on the weekends. You know, my Saturday nights and might stay in. but then you get a lot of free time and your two weeks at the end. I love that. Someone said last year we worked really hard in my workplace and we each got a chupp-a-chub at the end of the year. So you've got her, you know, swings around about.

I think they're being a little bit sarcastic there. Well, I now work from home, maybe off the back of the whole COVID thing. And we get $50 daily door dash credit. 50 bucks every single day. I rarely ever have to buy groceries. Absolute game changer. 50 bucks!

You work from home to order your food and stuff, I guess. Oh, we'd be the size of a house tan. Honestly, I'd be at home every day. Eating. You'd be huge. You'd find me in the kitchen eating. We would be huge. And another one says in New Zealand employees, we also get free life insurance.

Not bad. Someone said that we're talking about work benefits. Yet we get lots of leave. That's only Clint. If you're Clint Randall, you get lots of leave. I get standard. I get standard. I think Dan gets maybe one more week than me.

And Clint gets about 17 weeks. I can't remember when my next holiday is. It's in two weeks. Easy money. Time for your favorite game. Easy money. One past eight, the letter is S. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with S in 30 seconds,

we'll give you $1,000. You can pass. You just can't give us the same answer twice. All right, Mark's playing this morning. Mark, you ready to go? This is not a good sign. Morning Mark, can you hear us, Earth, to Mark? Lad and clear, sorry.

Okay. All right, you've got to be quicker than that. Okay, so we're doing S. You're off to Sydney, so S for Sydney, Mark. Okay. Here we go. Fantastic. I'm ready.

Give me a type of weather. A name. Zero. A colour. Sapphire. A drink. Scotch. A sport.

Stoker. Something you plug in. Stereo. A singer. Serena. A video game? Soccer star. A sports brand?

A video game. We have to search that. But you could have done Sims, Super Mario, Star Wars, Sonny Hitchard, Skyrim, sports brand, Speedo, Slezinger, those are harder ones. And a magazine was the last one, which I would have done Sports Illustrated. Yeah, we couldn't pay Soccer Star, unfortunately. There is a game, though, called Soccer Superstar. So you were very close.

Did you say Sabrina Carpenter or Serena? No, he said Sabrina. No, no, I didn't matter anyway. I said Serena, but, yeah. That was the question mark I had. I was like, oh, no. Mark, you were amazing. I thought you had it, man.

You got my heart racing. Good effort. Oh, I'm so good. Produceica. We would have given him sapphire as well. It's a deep blue color apparently. Yeah, of course. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, it was shaky at the start. I wasn't hoping, I wasn't thinking of it. Oh, Mike, you're going to have to try and call up and play again, I think. You were great. Well done. I was. Okay, cheers, go ahead. That's going to annoy you all day in a mark.

Oh, man. Oh, he, there's some people when I play that game that I have to make myself sit up in my chair and go, right, okay. I've got to go as fast as he wants me to go. He was fine. I've got to speed up. Five, six, seven and then eight and then, oh, the wheels fell off. Okay, guys, we need to put out a detective hats on now. Because the imposter's next.

Yeah, we had Max, who was telling us a story about at the time he met Stanley Tucci. And we have Rosie saying he is a big fat liar. I love that name. Because, actually, he didn't catch up with Stanley Tucci at all, because the celebrity she caught up with was Harry Stiles. We get her story next. Get you Clint McGahn Fix

The edge One truth Two lies And 500 All right Somebody Somebody caught up with a celebrity And ended up

A celebrity And ended up being sent On a wild goose chase Yesterday if you missed If you missed it Max said it was him I've moved to London I ended up being a runner

On a San Pellegrino ad Stanley Tucci comes to us As like the runners And goes Oh I need some apple Like PA was like yo dude, you go drive, find some organic apples.

And we spent overall like two days trying to find him these apples. Yeah, the lingo. I just find it hard to believe that he spent two days finding an apple. Okay. Well, Rosie, says Max is definitely lying because she joins us this morning. Saying that actually the story is hers, what allegedly happened to you, Rosie? So I once came face-to-face with Harry Stiles and ended up going on a wild goose chase in last. to find him a Sharpie.

Is this Harry Styles from One Direction Days or Harry Styles from Solo Time? Yeah, good question. Um, Harry Styles from Solo Time. But you know, he'll always be in his One Direction date. Yeah. Okay, so if that's the case, what year did this take place? This was 2021. Okay, so he'd released his first album and I think maybe his second one.

Why did he need a Sharpie and why were you the person to go and find it? Well, I saw him riding on a line bike. in London. And I've always wanted a Harry-style tattoo. That's always been my thing. And I thought, if I get him a Sharpie and he can write a signature or something on me, then I can get that tattooed.

So I guess it was more for me rather than for him. But like... So wait, so you pulled... You ran after him on his line bike. You managed to get him to stop. And then you were like, hold on, I need to find a Sharpie. And so he waited while you went to look for a Sharpie.

I was like other fans around him at the time. No idea. And so I tried to, like, run into, like, I think there was, like, a little dairy store there that I tried to run into and get a Sharpie. Okay. And then I was just pestering people on the street. You think or you know, because you said you thought that there was a dairy there. Yeah, they called dairies over in New York? I guess a little side convenience store.

Oh, yeah. A store. So, you know. You find a Sharpie and go back to Harry and ask him to, what, sign his name? So he ended up drawing, it was like a little bird, which he actually has one of these tattoos. and he drew like a little bird just on the top of my arm and yeah, I ended up getting that tattered. Okay, so how long did he, so you stopped him.

You've gone, I want you to sign something on my body. I haven't got a Sharpie. How long was he waiting on his line bike for you to get the Sharpie? Approximately. So there was a few other fans that were with him, and so I thought, okay, he's going to be stalled for a second. I'm going to go find the Sharpie. Okay.

And then I'm going to come back. and I ended up finding like a guy on the street who ended up having a Sharpie and he gave it to me. I thought you said you just went into a shop. You went to a convenience store before. Well, I was looking for a convenience store. But there was nothing close enough. Who was the shark in their bag? How long between Harry doing this drawing of this bird on your arm and you getting it tattooed?

How much time passes there? He did the drawing and then I was like, right, I've got to go find a place. So I went to Camden Market and then I found this little like tattooed. place that same day. Yeah, was that around this time where he was really like chill though and he was doing marathons with people? The craziest part of this story is Harry was on a line bike. That's a weird thing to lie about.

Let me see if I could buy that. Harry would have been like, no way. He would do that sort of thing. No, that's the not the thing. Yeah, he's always on line bikes all the time. Yeah, there's actually tons of photos. He's been with James Corden on line bikes. He loves the line bike.

He does it along. He does it along. He does it. He does it all the time that we have, Rosie. that's so we can't ask you any more questions. All right Rosie, thanks babe. Best of luck. If we think you are telling the truth,

it'll score you 500 bucks end of this week. Thank you. Well done, Rosie, thank you. What do we think? I don't believe her. You don't believe anyone. Is she gone? Because I'm talking about her back now.

I don't believe her. I think there was too many holes in the story. Even though the first guy had holes in his story as well, we could be hearing the truth tomorrow. Okay, 3343-0-800. Your first thoughts. Craig says lies. I've bumped into Harry Styles in London

and he does not want to be seen in public. Amen, Craigie Boy. Well, maybe not after being harassed by Rosie and her friends. And is he going to be doing a tattoo that he's got on his body for her? I wondered that. A little bird. Well, he's got swallows. Hard to draw quickly.

One truth. Two lies. And $500. All right, three celebrity encounter stories this week. Only one of them is telling the truth. You need to help us work out who that is so we can award them $500. for their story and not give an imposter who's lying through their teeth of $500 like Meg did last week. No, wrong.

I was trying to give it to the right piece. Anyway, we're not going to get into it. So we've heard from Max, we've heard from Rosie. Now we need your feedback. Okay, so if you miss Rosie, this was in a nutshell, her story. I once came face-to-face with Harry Stiles. I saw him riding on a lime bike in London. I've always wanted a Harry-Sty tattoo.

If I get him a Sharpie and he can write signature or something on me, then I can get that tattered. Now just quickly, people calling out Rosie's story about him riding a line bike like you were, Clint, I'm looking currently right now at multiple images of Harry

on a lime bike in London. Different occasions. No offence. I love a lime scooter. The line bikes are so crusty. I was super surprised that he would be seen on one. All right, we've got Beer on 0800

the edge. Beer, I'm pretty sure you have weighed in last week. Did you get it right with the person last week? Who was that? No. I'm not.

No, I do. Oh, no. Your credibility is gone. Okay. Okay. You've learned from your mistakes. Okay, okay. Yeah.

Well, I looked up where he was in 2021, and he apparently was in the US after the pandemic, because he needed to go do a tour back again. So it just doesn't add up. Okay, so did he not make the skip across the pond at all? At some point, you're Harry Stilesky. He was jumping on a plane shoot to the UK for a week. True.

Yeah. I also think Harry would not get you to chase, like, go get a Sharpie. He's too polite. He wouldn't do that. Yeah, it is. But if you're polite, then you would be accommodating and go, if you can get a Sharpie, sure, I'll draw on you. Somebody texts in saying there's a famous story of a fan who did rush around to find a Sharpie for Harry to sign.

The story is slightly different. It involves a baby and him having to hold the stroll list, so maybe Rosie took that story and changed it a bit. I've seen footage of him, a girl coming up to him, and she's pushing a pram, and she's getting him to a selfie. And then the pram rolls onto the road. I know, and Harry's like your baby. But what you're saying then, Meg, is that Harry has done the exact same thing for somebody. So then it's plausible that he could have done it a second time in his life.

Some of the texts coming through, I feel like she got real defensive about the line bike. We've proved that people, that he does ride line bikes quite often. She's lying. In fact, both listeners today and yesterday were lying. They're both talking crap, someone else says. Jennifer goes, blah, blah, blah, lies, lies. Okay, so the consensus is we need to wait until tomorrow, the third story. Is that going to be the truth?

Based on the feedback we've got in the last couple of days, everyone is thinking tomorrow's story has to be true. It has to be the truth because everyone's saying everyone's never in us flying. Yeah, there's holes in both stories. Okay, well, we'll find out who's going to be joining us tomorrow to say that they are both lying in. Their celebrity encounter is the truthful one. Is this how easy being a detective is?

Because if it is, I'm changing professions. Well, we got it wrong last week. Oh, yeah. Coming up next, darling Clint is going away to Hawaii. A couple of weeks. It's easy for me to say. But now when you go to America, you have to have your social media checked out. I want to see what Donald Trump's going to be seen when they check out Clint.

Are you literally doing week on week off now? Listen live weekdays from sex on Rover and catch up wherever. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. The Edge. And we have since found out that to get into America, you have to get passed with your social media. So I have been doing what all good friends do, Clint, and making sure that your social media will pass Donald Trump's inspections. I had no idea. You've got to get a visa if you're going to go there and you get what's called an Esther.

And then it asks you to put in your handles, your Instagram, your TikTok and your Facebook so that I guess someone can go through and see if you're not posting any sort of like anti-Trump propaganda or whatever. So they're going through your social media, just making sure you're not doing any sort of that kind of stuff. So, Dan, I thought you could be a good friend to it and we can see if these would pass. Okay. Oh, this is so mean. Okay. How far back have you gone? How far back will Trump go?

Oh, you've gone far as he can, boy. Yeah, oh God, I've gone far back. Okay, there's one that is just low, low, low, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, exclamation mark. I think that would pass. Although I would be cringing if I was the customs officer. Nothing. You've just put that as a status. So I'm just going to put that in green.

That one's a fine one. That's a pass. Is that that back in the day, you know, when you'd used to live react to stuff on Facebook? Yeah. Oh, God, we were cringe, weren't we? Yeah. Like, you'd be watching, like, the Bachelor back in 2013 and just going, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, that happened. People would be like, what?

People would just assume you're watching the same thing. Yeah. It's crazy. What about this one? Serious question. Dot, dot, dot. Does horse shampoo really make your hair grow faster? Now, what do you think of that one?

I'll tell you what that is. That's attention seeking. No, I was drawing my hair around. Somebody told me that it does make your hair grow faster, but it's really bad for it. So we put it in a yellow or a green? I'd say that's not flagging terrorism, but it's flagging embarrassment. Okay, I'll put it in a yellow, just to be safe. Okay, on hold for one hour, 21 minutes and 50 seconds to Kiwi Bank to query a $15 fee.

Annoying. And you used to work for Kiwbank, didn't you? No, I moved. I've gone to West Bank now. Oh, okay. Throwing shade at your old employer? Yeah. Sad.

This one, I think we've discussed it before, but I thought I had to bring it back up, Dan. Unfortunately, this is just checking that Clint will get into America after they check his social media. Warning, the name hot water beach is very misleading. Some appropriate alternative names could be water beach or freezing water beach. Oh, man. I literally fell asleep halfway through that. I found out afterwards.

I thought the water was just warm, but you've got to go and dig like a massive hole somewhere in the sand and then it sort of fills. Anyway. Again, that's not quite terrorism threat, but we're almost there. Okay. Another status from Clint Randall that Donald will be. looking over and going, should we let this man in? I can't wait for radio awards tonight.

It's a good feeling knowing that I'll be the best-looking male there once again. No! I do not. I 1,000% would not have posted that, you little liar. On my life, that is a status on your Facebook. Somebody has hacked my Facebook and posted that then. Why would you ever? Never, Dan, you know me. It is up in your Facebook as a status.

Here's the thing, Clint, I do know you, and I think it is a possibility. No, it's a hack. Somebody's hacked to me. I don't know. I think you're trying to. to be funny, you're not like it now. Hacks won't pass. You can't say I got hacked to Donald Trump. You can probably use a hack once at the airport, don't you think? You'd be like, that's a hack. If you've got to put something, don't put something believable

when you're hacking. Okay, well then would you want to say that one was hacked or this one? Just had a pretty mint day. Oh! No one cares if you had a midday. Back there and everyone was posting anything on Facebook. I would scroll past that and go, hey, cool man, I had a shit one.

Yay, how many years ago? We must be talking like early 2000. Yeah, I went way back and we made back. Wow. Had a pretty mint day. And then he's wanting our people to go, why? And then he goes, oh, well, I just got a pay-rise. And I'm the best-looking guy at the radio awards.

Shut up, Daniel. Shut. All right, let's see, no, we'll do one more. We'll do one more. This is when you're obviously hitting on Al McPherson. Oh, I did an interview with her, yeah. He said, my new celeb crush, Al McPherson. What a beautiful woman, inside and out.

Inside and out. What an absolute pleasure to have you in. lunch with you today. Jokes. I mean, just interviewing you. Honestly, you are, you should be, I would be stamping denied. You changed her too, so she would see that.

You'd be on the next ship out of America for me. Oh, I don't even get to fly home, three weeks back to New Zealand. I've got more, I do more tomorrow, Dan. Don't worry about it. I don't think we need it. Yuck, yuck. What if I just don't go and I stay here

and you stop reading them out? I don't be surprised you get through New Zealand customs. All right, the A-list list is next. Which celebrities deserve to be at the top? And which ones do not? It is always controversial. But at the end of the day, you get the final say. Someone's text through saying Clint's Harker should get him banned.

I think that should ban him from getting back into New Zealand. Yeah, yeah. Okay, enough. Your favourite radio show? In podcast four. Edge Breakfast. Clint Megan Dan. H.

All right, once a week, we decide on which three celebrities deserve to be at the top of the pyramid in the A-list parties. And which ones. just need to be okay with being in the B or the C list. He also takes his gloves off. He also takes his pants off as well, which I do think is odd for this day. They are camo. Quick recap on the latest celebrities to have entered all three lists. In the A list, we have Lady Gaga, Whitney Houston, Adele, Kate Winsler, and Robert Downey Jr.

In the B list, we have Robert Pattinson, Ice Cube Lord and Andy Sandberg, and in the C list for our William, Zoe Kravitz and Chris Jenner. We are now looking to put... Johnny Depp Heath Ledger And Cindy Crawford Why so serious Do you want to do him first Now Heath Ledger

He is obviously sadly passed away Many years ago now I think his performance in the Dark Night Is one of And I would say up there Probably top three Most iconic performances Of all time from an actor

You'd find it very hard People to argue otherwise I think In all industries He's in other movies. Obviously, 10 things I hate about you. He's in that movie, other movie. Oh, he was in, my wife loves Night's Tale.

I'll give you some feedback on all three of these. I haven't really done this before. But Johnny Depp is one of, I think it's IMDB. I believe one of the most successful actors of all time. He is number one on the list on I. Johnny Depp is 100 most popular celebrities in the world on IMDB. Number one is Johnny Depp. Obviously, Heath Leger has been hailed as,

the most, I mean, having one of the most iconic performances of all time. And Cindy Crawford is known as the most successful supermodel of all time. She's not an A. Do you know what? Really? I can't even put a visual face to her name. Wow. She's got a...

I know the name, but I can't put a face to it. She was in friends. She was in friends. I think she was dating Chandler or Joey for a couple of episodes. She's got a beauty spot on her just below her nose on her upper lip. She's incredibly attracted. Yeah, so she, her and Claudia Schiffer, the two most famous,

and Naomi Campbell, sorry, the three most famous supermodels on Earth. The latest text has just come true. She's Johnny Depp A, Heath, B, other person, C. Wow, Cindy Crawford. I think Cindy, I think C is a fair place for her. I think her star has gone down in recent times. I think whoever's texted in saying Heath is a B.

I think that's wrong for me. I think Heath is an A. Yeah, Heath is an A. I think Johnny Depp is in A as well. You can't put that man anywhere else, but super famous. Even with his failures as of recently, he's still the most famous person. But that doesn't take away from the fame, unfortunately. Yeah, whether he's famous for being good or bad.

Yeah, you're right. Okay. All right. Yeah, Cindy Crawford says she wasn't in friends. Yeah, there was Al McPherson. And also Brooke Shields was in it as well. Okay, so El McPherson was in friends. She would be on the B list.

Cindy, for that C. Yeah, I think C for Cindy. Really? Cindy Crawford C. Cindy Crawford on a sea. Well, we're going to take everybody else's opinions as well. We're looking for Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, and Cindy Crawford please text us 3343.

Call us, I want to be. And the person that said Clinton Dan hate women, we don't. It's just... No, especially not Cindy Crawford. She's just not as famous as... She's not as famous as Depp or Legend. That's Meg's fault for not including a more famous woman.

Yeah, true. They are controversial lists. Yeah, ABC list. We're looking for Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, and Cindy Crawford, which I am laughing about because we keep getting people sticking up for Cindy. And how famous she is, somebody said she hosts the A-list Halloween party every year. It's insane. No, that's Heidi Clum.

No, she wasn't in friends and she doesn't host the Halloween party. Heidi Clum does that. Yeah. So she's another very famous supermodel and she hosts the A-List of parties. Well, it's not doing her any favours to get out of it. Currently, she's in the sea list, according to us. I think she needs to stay there if people are confusing her for Heidi Klum. Yeah, Heidi Klum and Al McPherson.

Someone else said she looked great as a worm last Halloween. No, that was Heidi as well. That's, yeah, you're getting... She was married to Seal, that's Heidi. Yeah. All right, let's go to Matt. All right, let's go, Depp first. Depp's got to be A-list.

Okay. Depp and Heath's got to be A-list. I can't say no to either of those two. They're kind of the ones that shape childhood, you know. Like you go back to watching those movies even as a teenager or as an adult, and the performance that those guys had is just top tier, you know? Can I just say, Matt, I love how serious you are about this. Yes, good.

She come on, you've gone, right? For sure. Yeah, I love this. And what about Sydney? Now, you put the two men at an A. Be careful here. To be fair, didn't know who she was. I had to Google her.

Wow, the original defining super. Supermodel of the 90s. I really thought that should be higher than a C. I want to see Kate Moss. Maybe if she'd branched into singing. Oh, well, late 90s, pardon? Maybe she'd branched into singing or acting. Maybe that would have helped her.

She was the face of Pepsi? Oh, God. Tell me she was the face of Coke and then we can talk. I think she was right. Now I might have got that wrong. Okay, Mark. No, because Pepsi had like Michael Jackson. They had Cardi B.

Among others. Because they lowered their standards. Yeah. Okay. All right, Mark. What do you reckon, mate? Yeah, he's definitely B-list. He wasn't around long enough to warrant A, I think.

And interestingly, Johnny. Interestingly, Mark, just quickly, a lot of people agreeing with you on Heathledge, a lot of people saying B, which really surprises me. Wow. Okay, and what about Johnny? Johnny, absolutely, yeah, you know, he's been around for donkey's years. And Cindy?

Yeah, he's a disease and A. Cindy, B, absolutely, guys. B. You regret putting on the C list, mate. I know you'd want around your D list. Okay, Tomlark. Ha, got him. She is.

Good on you, Matt. I'm real. Love that. I thought she was iconic. She's got a very famous young daughter to. Guya Kerber, nobody knows her. Never heard of it. Guyana Kerber?

Yeah, that's her name. Sounds like you're just saying. I'm not just saying noises. Jennifer's texted again, blah, blah, blah, C, C. So I don't know what's on you. Jennifer's in a rush, but she still likes to participate in the show. Okay, okay. Right, I'm going to add up the talk amongst yourself.

I'm going to add up the... I think that the only Shorefire A, this time. is Johnny Depp, although some people are saying C. Well, I can't believe Heath is cop and bees. Okay, here we go. Cindy Crawford. Sea list. Oh, damn it. Oh, that pains me. It pains me. Heath Ledger, B-list.

My goodness me. He's got back. Johnny Deer, A-list. Well done. That is what we've got today, boys. It really shocks me with Heath Ledger, because as I said before, the previous break. The most probably iconic performance ever is the Joker. He won an Oscar after Red Paster way. Babe, it's not it's not Guyah Gerber. Even I got it wrong.

Caya Gerber. Names have taken a real hit in this break, haven't they? Kaya, Gherber. That's why, though. Gerba Kaya kind of sounds said Chiker in the D list with Trump. Is Trump in the D list? No, he's in the E list.

He's the only one there. He's in the Epstein list. That's all we've got. Yeah. And someone else says, Cindy Crawford, wasn't she in New Zealand's Prime Minister? What?

What? We're getting really confused with Siddy Crawford. No one knows who she is. No, come on. It's so sad. He's getting him mixed up with Cindy Ardern, I think that's what he's making of state. Oh, my good. We'll see if any 19th supermodels make it in the future, but so far definitely not Cindy.

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