The Edge Breakfast - REPLAY - Edge Breakfast Highlight Show

Episode Date: June 29, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Kia ora team, you've got Producer Neeps here. And as you probably know, Clint, Meg and Dan are away enjoying their school holidays this week. Clint is off in Japan with his family. If you saw his Instagram over the weekend, he was up in Tokyo Disneyland, which is literally like a dream place for me to go. I'm pretty sure they've got one of those like lightsaber making courses

that I'm really keen to go to. Meg's also at home in bed, she's getting ready to have her next baby and Dan is also at home with his family, he's with George and Hannah enjoying the day. So just like we're doing on here, I thought I'd play back for you some of my favorite highlights from Clint, Meg and Dan and ones that I also used on the show today as well. So we'll go through a few of those and we'll try to get a few of those up this week as well. So I hope you enjoy. This is Producer Neeps with some Clint, Megan, Dan greatest hits highlights. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Oh my gosh. Time for a little coffee catch up. We can do a bit of a whip around and just see what each other got up to over the weekend. Oh my god. My daughter Daisy, three and a half, had her first ever recital show showcase. Is that, how? At that age, what are they doing? Like is it a daycare thing? No, no, well she went to it, she started dance class.

Started an early prodigy. Yeah, she started dance class like two weeks ago. We've been trying to see what she wants to do. It's French? We know that she needs some, for God's sake. It's French, you dick. I don't know. We want to find something for her to do.

Before the baby arrives, we want her to have a hobby that maybe the other parent can take her out of the house and go and camp out. Yeah, love that. Yeah. So we started dance. I don't really want her personally doing just ballet. I don't want her to be doing ballet. I don't want her to be doing ballet.

I don't want her to be doing ballet. I don't want her to be doing ballet. I don't want her to be doing ballet. I don't want her to be doing ballet. I don't want her to be doing ballet. I don't want her to be doing ballet baby arrives. We want her to have a hobby that maybe the other parent can take her out of the house and go and have fun. Yeah. So we started dance. I don't really want her personally doing just ballet. I did ballet and I think it's stuffed me up for a long time. So I just wanted to do fun dance. How did it stuff you up? Well, one, my knees are absolutely wrecked.

And two, I had bulimia for many years. Do you remember? Oh, and you think it's good?, tribute it to having to hold a suit. Wait I bring it up. And that's not for all Bellarys. I thought you mean he was toes. He's like oh my toes are just moving the same. And also my toes are stuff. No for me with my situation there was a lot of like tummy and and weight things because of Bellary. Anyway thanks for bringing that up. I hear marshmallows is good for it lie. Don't say that! Are you okay this morning? I think he's got something inside him. That is true but very wrong to say. Right, so Daisy anyway wants to do dance. She took two leasons and they said hey we've got our showcase coming out. Normally they you know

the kids take you know half a year to like get confident and stuff. Yeah. But she wanted to give it a go and I was like yep we'll see how it goes. The kid just killed it. I just don't even know how she came out of me and Guy in a way you know. I know everyone's so proud of their own child but she got up on stage she didn't know anybody really in her class she's known them a maximum of like an hour 20 minutes over like two or three weeks and then just went in front of a crowd a big full stage of people and did a little dance. I saw a video of her, she is incredible like she's got some moves that I couldn't even do. She took to it like a fish.

And water. Yeah, yeah. So, very proud mum over here. Yeah. And then, um, Clint, you were telling me that Dan has the opportunity to also be... On stage again. On stage again. Yeah, Christine, who stocks the vending machines here in the morning. I was chatting to her.

She drives all over the country., yeah. Yeah, Christine who stocks the vending machines here in the morning. I was chatting to her, she drives all over the country. Lovely Christine. Right, yeah, Christine. I love Christine. She is auditioning for a musical, and it's in Howick, your old stomping ground. Oh, Howick Little Theatre, I've done shows there before. Oh, well, well, well, well.

There's nothing little about that theatre. Yeah, well she said that you should audition. Famous. Oh. Yeah, for the show. I thought you were gonna say that they still know me back there. They've got a frame up there. They're like, our greatest star, Dan Webby.

Well, you could be, because she said they're doing Calendar Girls the musical. And who would he play? Well, I said I wouldn't have thought Dan would play a sexy woman overly well. And she goes, no, there are a couple of male roles that I think that he would suit. I think there's a different, isn't there a different he would suit. I like the fluffer.

Isn't there a different Calendar Girls than it's like the older Calendar Girls that did a movie about it? Yes, I think that's more of a PG version. It's not the Calendar Girls strip club. It's not a musical about Calendar Girls. Christine from the vending machine is in it. I was wondering, I was like, you get it Christine? I didn't ask what she was playing but I was like, damn girl.

We did a movie a few years ago and they did do a kind of nude topless with flower pots in front of their boobs to raise money. Wait, what calendar girls are you talking about? I'm talking about the strip club. Same. Wait, I'm talking about the movie. What movie?

The calendar girls movie with the old woman who get breast cancer and then raise money via a calendar. Is that the- What? Which one? To be honest, I don't know which movie I'd prefer to see. I'm thinking it's like Hustlers with like Jennifer Lopez. I'm thinking it's like this movie from like the 2000s.

Ah, Calendar Girls. Ah. You guys gotta get it right before the audition. They're wearing like straw hats with the little sunflowers on the front. That is not what I thought the woman would be wearing. I could be right, but we need to figure out the audition. If I turn up to the audition doing a magic mic routine or something, then this movie's about breast cancer.

I'm just sitting there in my jeep. Hey, Christine, I'm going to go check if she's still filling up the vending machine. I'm going to get her in next. And if you've already left Christine and you were listening this morning call us 0800 Edge. I need to work out what else... Alright it's the bloody breast cancer! Oh my god! Thank god we flagged that!

Leukemia is for cancer! Although I don't mind it as a hoodie as Dan for Friday. Dan podcast. Postcode playlist. From the Tepi Cape Reagga down to the dirty deep south of Bluff, no town is safe. This is your Postcode playlist. Alright, we're going to be putting together a song for Rotorua. This is your last chance to hit us with some song inspo before it gets recorded up after the show. You make a lot of negativity coming through for Poor Old Road of Vegas. I wouldn't have guessed that actually. People saying that don't go to Kuro Park after dark. Very dangerous apparently and apparently the lake, Lake Northoroa is filled with duck poo.

But it has one of the last kōmenko's in the country. As a positive. Yeah Meg's mum's banned from there. Yeah she is not, she's banned from Pizza Hut. How dare you. Oh. And then they closed down. Yeah they had that food fight. No we can go to kōmenko, we're absolutely allowed there. How dare you? Oh. Yeah, they had that food fight. We can go to Cobb and Co. We're absolutely allowed there. As far as I know. Does she only have a food fight in Pizza Hut as a grown ass at all? Yeah, the ban's been lifted for Cobb and Co, though. Yeah.

It's the capital of speed bumps, as someone else has said. Thanks, Kylie, for sending that through. Apparently, per capita in space, more speed bumps than anywhere else in the country. I don't like that. Speed bumps pass me off. Home to Redwood Forest, also home to Stephen Adams and Jake the Muss. OK.

Michelle, what needs to be in the song for postcode playlists? There's a kiwi hatchery in Rotorua. Ooh, where were they hatch kiwi? Yeah. OK. Right next to the luge, eh? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yes. Something about hot chicks? Yeah, hot chicks, hot kiwis. Yeah, I like that one. No, they are quite warm because they have them under the light. Yeah, there's a light. They've got to stay warm.

Yeah, I see what you're doing there. All right, Amelia, what else needs to be in Road to Doer's song for postcode playlist? Oh, definitely Amaze Me, vouching on behalf of my family that own it, but it's a 1.4 kilometre hedge maze that you get lost in. What a great find in New Zealand. I've been before Amelia, it is an outstanding maze. How cool must your parents be

to create such like a fun thing? You know, like as a parent, you're always trying to do fun things with your kids, but then they've created a massive maze that everyone enjoys. Yeah, super random, it was, Dad was torn between a midlife crisis of you know, buying a nice car or starting a tourism venture and he chose that. Yeah.

Damn. Wow, your childhood must have been fun. Yeah. And, and did it pay off? Like, does he regret not getting the nice car? Oh yeah, definitely, 100%. Did it pay off? Like, does he regret not getting the nice car? Oh yeah, definitely, 100%. I mean, the amount of men that go through a midlife crisis and make a maze, eh? Fight a dollar for every time that happens.

Right, there'd actually be probably be a few dead. Alright, let's go to Brittany as well. Brittany, what needs to be in the post-co playlist song with Dan? The famous Kurao Park, back in the day when they bought out New Zealand's next top model one of the models got burnt there in a photo shoot. Oh bugger. Yeah, okay I don't remember that as being a news story, but yeah, we could definitely put that in there I must say Kurao Park is coming through quite a bit. It's not a very nice place after dark Yeah, someone says yeah stay away from there or your car gets stolen. Oh, okay.

And apparently there's a zoo there with a few lions. Someone else has texted that. Yes, I've been there. They had like lion cubs and you get to like hold them and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, amazing. There's a street with underfloor heating

where a lot of the homeless people go to sleep because it's warm. Someone else- There's a street with underfloor heating? Yeah, a whole street. It's called Eat Street. Wow. And Meg, you'd love this. Someone's texted us through it. I'm like, heating? Yeah, a whole street. It's called each street. Wow. And Meg, you'd love this.

Someone's texted us through it. I'm like, oh my gosh, yes, Bec. They have a mini golf with rabbits that just bounce around the course, just enjoying themselves while you play. Real rabbits or bunnies? Yeah, I think they're like pets, not like wild, but there's heaps of them.

This is great. I've got plenty to write a song. So you're gonna have it tomorrow. Tomorrow? them. This is great. I've got plenty to write a song. So it's gonna have, you're gonna have it tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yep. This time tomorrow? Hard working Dan. All I need is 24 hours to write one song.

Okay. Ed Sheeran writes it in three. Yeah. Three minutes. He's slightly more talented than me. Postcode playlist. From the Tampa Cape, Brianga, down to the dirty deep south of Bluff,

no town is safe. This is Dan's postcode playlist. Yeah, West Auckland got hit last week with Dan's original song. Yeah, and we're putting together like a playlist for the whole country. So every place in New Zealand has a little bit of an original, completely original song for their town. This week Rotorua. I've heard a little snippet if you missed it this morning he did a little tease. Fantastic stuff. Very very different song to last

week. And we're not gonna bleed it out and bleed it out we're just gonna play you some of the suggestions that people had to go on the song and we're into it. This is some stuff that came through overnight. Honestly I just think of meth. I just think of mud and bubbles. Bubbling mud. Honestly, just smells like shit. I just think of all the speed bumps. Like, how can I get anywhere? Don't they still have a common goal?

Yeah, Valentine's as well. One of the few Valentine's left in the country. Other techs that came through, supermarket trolleys everywhere, strolling around in Rotorua. Oh, wow, really? That's not selling it very well, is it? Yeah, sadly, Rainbow Springs,

the jewel in the crown, that's closed. Oh, God. When Kona had had... Home of the mongrel mob. There's not one good thing so far maybe the common go. No they put hot water in the Zorb. Yes in the Zorb. Did you mention that the water is warm because I think people look at that as an attraction and go Oh, no, thanks too cold. Yeah, also the Father's Day lady She's from Rotorua. You know what day is Father's Day this one Father's Day is on Sunday. Reverse trivia, what do you think the question might be? Yeah, so duck poo is in all the lakes apparently.

Yeah, but glass are full, beautiful ducks as well. Jason Mammor was spotted there. It's like his second home in New Zealand, isn't it? So let's get into it. This is your song, Rotorua. Lyrics written by you. You're welcome. Rotorua, go for illusion or gondola It's the home of the mongrel mom Hey, this is it It's a town that smells like shit Rainbow Springs was really lit

But it closed when COVID hit Sam Cain, Jake the Mast Born in Rotorua Lava Bar Is a bar in Rotorua Supermarket trolleys everywhere in Rotorua Father's Day lady she lives in Rotorua What day is it? It's Tuesday What day is it? It's Tuesday

What day is it? Food, I'll tell you where to go Valentine's or Carbon Co Old abandoned hospital Where the crack heads like to go It smells, this is true But the sulfur's good for you There's a lake with a view

Shame it's filled with dark poo Jason Momoa was spotted in Rotorua Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua Naked car wash no more in Rotorua Wear your pajamas at the mall in Rotorua Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, yeah So there you go. I don't want to call it early but that could probably be one of the best things you've ever done. You're welcome Rotorua.

I think you've found the single for your album and only your second record. Really? The first single? Oh yes, that is the lead single. I think even if you write another eight songs... It couldn't do better. You're always, we're always going to be... Yeah, but remember Rotorua? I'm sorry if it's quite an earworm, like it gets stuck in your head that song.

And I'm sorry if it does today. You know you have to remember what you did when you wrote that. You hit something differently. I took some stuff. He's riddling back. Yeah I needed to really focus. Clint, Megan, Dan. Why are rugby league fans joining gay clubs? In massive numbers at the moment. I genuinely have been trying to rack my brains about this I don't know. I genuinely have been trying to rack my brains about this, I don't know. Perth Beers, sorry, Beers Perth is a social club for gay men that has been around since 1993 in Australia. According to Grindr, a beer in gay culture, if you didn't know, refers to a man with plenty of body here and has a larger physique. Oh yes.

This is not to be confused with the Perth Beers, which is a resurrected NRL rugby league club. So you got to mix that up just before. Even when I was... because I keep wanting to say the Perth Beers. But the Perth Beers and Beers Perth... Two different things. Two different things. Right. Adding to the confusion though, the Beers Perth gay club is located right next door to one of

the city's major sporting grounds. Confusing. So Beers Perth have had to release this statement saying, they say there's no such thing as bad PR, don't get me wrong, I'd love it to have a whole lot of burly rugby fans show up to one of our events, but it might not be what the boys are expecting. And he's even gone on record of the guy who owns the club has gone on to another radio station in

Australia talking about the mix up. It's been weird because we got like 15 or 20 membership applicants from out of state which we hardly ever get stuff from our state right so we got all these memberships and we had to call them up and say you do realize we are not the rugby club Our clubhouse is next door to HBF Park So if you if you wanted to you could go and watch the Perth Bears and then you could drop into the Bears Perth on The way home. Yep, and look we'd be happy to have visitors, you know We welcome everybody. You've got another ad online for the Bears Big Pool Party

I mean imagine getting some of the rugby league players to drop in for a dip for the Bears Big Pool party. Imagine getting some of the rugby league players to drop in for a dip. Well, yes, feel free to give any of them my phone number and we can sort that out. I'm on the Bears Perth website right now. And because I was like, how would they confuse the two? But in fairness, like at first glance,

it's just a whole bunch of shirtless men. And you go, maybe they're celebrating a win, you know, a league win. And so I would just, if I'm desperate to sign up to the club, I just hit log in. So I can sort of get why people have mistaken it for it. Yeah, so the Perth Bears NRL club, I guess people are trying to jump in and buy memberships. But they are wearing sashes. A lot of those shirtless men are wearing like a sash. Yes, when you look closer, there's a man in a gimp suit. But I mean, ha ha!

But I mean, at face value, if you're in a rush, you might just think they're NRL players. Dan's not an NRL fan, he doesn't know how we party after a win. Or he's a second on the league. I've seen some more of his fans do some crazy stuff. He could be a mascot. He could just be one of the guys that are in the scrum.

So they wear hats. Yeah. The apple in the mouth's a weird one. Yeah, he couldn't find a mouth guard and he was about to run out.