The Edge Breakfast - THE BACKDOOR BOYS: The Pilot (no girls allowed)

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place This is Clint Megan Dan's only fans Podcast that is Morning, this podcast contains sexual and drug references Listening is advised Well no, obviously we want them to listen

We say, you know, I said listening is advised Well yeah, obviously we want them to listen You don't say listening is advised, you say like, Like viewer discretion Discretion. Like, listen to discretion, like using your discretion. A warning. Okay.

Warning. This podcast contains drug and sexual references. Warnings are advised. No. No, listen. No, whatever, mate. Go, one more. Okay.

You record? Yes, obviously. Hello, this podcast features warnings. Drugs and sex are advised. Welcome to the only fans. Clint, Meg and Dan. we do a radio show. You can catch up on today's show, if you like.

This is not the recap. This is, I guess, just another chance for us to talk some shit without getting in trouble on here. We love doing that, eh? Talking shit, just for fucking, come on here. Meg is currently running around with her little girl and her husband, guy, is hanging out here in the background. Come and take up Mike here, guy. Come on, let's have the lads have a bit of a... Oh, Dan had an idea for a podcast as three of us could do, actually, next year.

The back door boys, what we call it? What's it called? The backdoor boys. And it's basically like a play on the back street boys, but I had to come up with something that was like back street, what else, back door? Back alley. Back alley boys is another good option.

And what is the premise? We just sort of like just talk about men, mainly. Like as men. Being men or just about men? Being men. Yeah. Is it three straight guys just talking about all, if you want, things, men?

Yeah. So basically any podcast because it's three straight white males. It'd be different It doesn't feel like a niche It'd be different to if it was like You know the girls interrupted that podcast They seem to go well don't they It's just three girls talking about girls issues

And stuff It's just the men's version of that The thing is women actually have issues Whereas men We don't really have anything that's facing us What's your most pressing issue Getting a bono while wearing jeans That's annoying

I had like a little pimple I'm a gooch Okay What'd you do? I don't know what it was I think it was an ingrown hair No what did you do to get rid of it Oh

It just sort of disappeared after a while Oh you just do that thing Guys do that a lot actually We just go I will leave that That'll be tomorrow's problem It might be sweet in a week You've had a lump on your testicles

Haven't you Clint Oh yeah When got that scanned Ladies was like nah She did say to me Have you had a vasectomy And I said yeah And then she goes

Oh okay And then I wondered if it was just One of those things After you've had a vasectomy It's kind of like Because I know they pull out some cables, cuts them, and then corduroise them,

so they burn both sides of the cable, so that they obviously can't join again. Maybe that's what I was feeling. You took her. What is this? You've had hemorrhoids, haven't you, guy? I haven't had hemorrhoes. I've had a pretty gnarly pimple on my anus before, though.

Yeah, how'd you get rid of that? I genuinely had to squeeze the life out of it. That's unbelievable. I was barking hurt. I squatted over my phone because I had the camera, just so I could see it. Just a quick question. Have you got a vagina?

Yeah. Then get the phone. Fuck out. This is men uninterrupted. This is the backdoor boy's first podcast. Where is our child? No girls allowed. Thanks for bringing me a plate of fruit though.

She's gone. No, she would have been for her and she would have forgotten it. She's walked on off and a half an hour, isn't she? She's pissed off at me. Right, whoever of the mood. Oh, man. Nick, she'll be asking what time are you going to be young? I only came in to a guilt-tripper.

Yeah. Because I've got Miller all day while she's off at the... Oh yeah, Meg said her crying because we're going to our Christmas party after this because she said it's the longest she's going to be away from Miller which is I think the ferry 730 coming home so she'll be away from her for like nine hours Yeah, I had a nine hours

That's the longest she's been away from her? Yeah Wow She should bring Miller along I forget how hands on it is to have a newborn Yeah She's only a couple years older than some of the staff here now May as well bring her along

You know? Yeah, we go a young team Yeah Yeah Any other issues you guys have got before we bring back, Megan? Maybe. Issues.

It's the hard, maybe you're right guy. We don't have a lot of issues. We don't really have anything facing us, do we? No. Are you guys going to make embarrassments of yourself today? No, well, because I'm a senior. I'm one of the seniors here. Senior citizen.

No, no, like the captain. You know, like in a football team, like, you know, the senior ones are normally the captains, supposed to lead by example, all those things. I feel like a lot of that weight on my shoulders. She needs a bottle. I gave one just before. Oh my God, these girls, they keep crashing

on men's podcast. We're trying to solve a pimple on an anus. Okay, and you come in here with all your... And we're talking to how I'm one of the senior members of the team. I have to set an example today, Mick. Why are you bringing a baggie then? Why are you looking? He's joking.

For anyone that thinks he's not. He literally kicked down the door and says, what's the weather like on White Hickey today? Because it looks like it's snowing. Yes, that's what he said. And then you shook a little bag of something. And I said, no, it's really sunny. He said it was snowed up my nose.

He's such. He said. Yeah, yeah. And then I asked Dan what his favorite movie was and he said, Forrest Bump. And I was like, he said we should watch it when we get over there. And I was like, nah, mate. Not a chance.

I'm leading by example today. Yeah. Dan was all like, who's got the head and shoulders? Because I've got the devil's dandruff. Problem is you joke about it and people think you're serious. Yeah. They confused me because when we were getting on the ferry that someone said form an orderly line

and Clint got out his credit card. And a mirror, mate. This is not bad. Dan, I don't know what crowd you hang out because I've never heard that line before but it sounds like you're repeating that. Yeah, we call each other the snowmen. You can join if you want.

Frosty, the snowman. No, best behaviour Oh, it's chewing his face off No, come on No, I have had a beer though Crack the beer at like 9 o'clock this morning Nose beer We've got a video going around actually

When we were talking about something about nose bears And Dan goes, I don't even like drinking beer at the best times Why the hell would I want to pour one up my nose? Yeah And to be fair, now I know what a nose bear is Back then, very innocent And that was last year I don't even think we can upload this

I've heard worse If you're joking You're just joking right You're allowed to joke about Like you're allowed to joke about Illegal stuff You are allowed you Yeah

Just not allowed to do illegal stuff Yeah Tell your pockets that Clint Oh stop People gotta think you're I reckon you're keeping glad Above board I

I don't He ran out of gags He should have stopped And you'll tell your pockets that You're keeping glad I was spent too much time in Clint's pocket Nah you can't save it

Said I was keeping glad in business I don't even know How that makes anything Like clean rap No he's the glad bags Anyway Oh my No one's rocking a glad bag

But that's when you're probably Head of some sort of gang I'd imagine Anyway This is gonna need a bloody warning Or something at the front of it Meg's hogging the baby She's pointing to her bum

Yeah, she's hocking She's hooking She's got a pimple on her anus Oh, guess the fart Friday Yeah actually And everyone's chomper into the bit To get out of here

And Clint doesn't want to play it Because already shelved a couple of pills In his funny A fart that'll leave you With hairy eyes Guess the part What does that smell

A stinky mystery For us to one hell Guess the fault Okay. We can't upload this. Line them up, lads. Okay. What do you reckon?

I reckon he's going to go. I reckon it's going to spare. Megan. What? Guess you fart. Am I guessing the fat? I'm just trying to stop eating my food. I told you she didn't bring it for you.

Why did you leave it here? Okay, go. Kiss the fuck, Megan That's very similar as well I think we all did quite a similar one I think it's tighter It feels tighter than that Okay I'm going to read table

Don't let's go Don't let the balloon Don't let the balloon pot that's the sound of three hundred dollars down the drive thought that'll leave you with hairy eyes guess the fart what's that smell a stinky mystery for us to one hell

guess the fight all right Dan's out Guy weirdly is marinating in it that one they don't stick my farts don't stick neither does my shit mate my shit don't stink No, I'm leaving. Oh, okay, you know, he's out.

Give him a Nick. All right, Merry Christmas. Have a bloody great Friday. Enjoy your weekend. We've got one more week back on Monday, and then we knock off on the 19th. Oh, welcome Meg. Give me that baby.

I'll be on my best behavior. See you guys. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.