The F Plus - 103: Was It Worth It?

Episode Date: June 13, 2013

I guess if you think about it for a little while, you could probably come up with a couple good things that women have provided for the world. Apparently the square bottom paper grocery bag was invented by a woman, also COBOL, and say what you will about the execution, but Toxic is a pretty catchy song. Still though, for the writers of sites like the-spearhead.com, avoiceformen.com and Men Going Their Own Way, that simply isn't enough. These are some dudes that have some issues with women, and like a lot of things, that's the fault of women. This week, The F Plus feels emboldened by the smell of urinal cakes.

My wife's allergic to sexism, she says. Might want to go for a drive then. Yeah, exactly. You're going to be bedridden with eyes by the end of this. You see, man made the cars to take us over the road. To take us over the road Man made the train To carry the heavy load Hello there, this is the F Plus Podcast, Terrible Things, Red with Enthusiasm.

My name's Lemon. And I'm John. Hey John, how you doing? How you doing? Have you been checking the website lately? Yeah, and there's been some really neat and awesome features put on here. I really like this feature where we're a little bit more transparent with the people listening, and we kind of show, like, here's stuff that's ready to go. And also, you know, it's a neat list.

You can kind of see what's coming up. Yeah, no, it was a good thing to have because, you know, people have submitted a lot of great stuff, so it was cool to have a way that people could kind of check in on their submissions. And I do like the genres of them, by the way, like pony Nazis, for the question. So that led me to think. I was wondering. I was looking at this. Lemon, is there any particular topic that's been submitted, say, way too much that led

to this thing kind of being happening? Like, maybe is there... I mean, it could just be one topic that kind of led to this whole thing. Well, yeah, I mean, there's definitely places that people go back to. I mean, as you know, we tackled TimeCube in the 100th. That was one that got submitted a lot.

Oh, yeah. There were a couple others that people came back to, but one thing that people have been really, really, really looking forward to for reasons beyond me, people have been really, really, really looking forward to for reasons beyond me. People have been really looking forward to just a big old bunch of misogyny. Just a bunch of people screaming about how women are whores. Almost all of these submissions seem to be from women,

so I don't know if there's like a masochism thing to this or what exactly is going on, but there's a number of F Plus listeners that just want to hear from misogynist douchebags. Yeah, well, I mean, it makes sense. That seems like the kind of thing that would be hilarious to read, you know? Sure. So that's exactly what we're going to do. We're going to go to a bunch of different websites. We're going to be going to the Spearhead. We're going to be going to the Spearhead.

We're going to be going to the Voice for Men. We're going to be going to a site called Man Boobs, which categorizes these sort of things. We're going all over the place. We are looking at the worst that men have to offer, and we'll see how you feel at the end. Probably pretty good. Yeah, I'm looking over it now, and it seems pretty good.

Hey, you know what? I found some stuff. You know, I should submit it you where's the submission document readers assemble in the room tonight we have isfahan believe me if men were in charge you wouldn't make tit boots ring gear vaginas john toast the specific nature of anglo-american hypergamy derives from a puritanical archetype removing from it all rational rules of hierarchical classification. Lieutenantradio.com's own Adam Bozarth. I think the logical thing is for the company

to provide the male bosses with a prostitution expense account. Sorry, Mom. Hmm. Lemon, JWoww is ruining America! And, uh, me and Portex. I feel the misogyny kinda hurts men too I think you're gonna get cut off in like the third word

oh no probably yeah and it's not it's not faded in either it's just full volume okay uh who here hates women I do I do Neither is just full volume. Okay. Who here hates women? I do.

I do. You have no idea. Specific ones, sure. So today's episode is all about ladies and how much their existence offends us men. Cool. Finally. So, Portax, we're taking you as sort of a emissary. If you'll take this, if you'll take all this information back to Ladykind.

Oh, yeah. Yes. I will go back to female HQ. Yeah, I'll go back to the hive mind of girl. Right, yeah. Just report your findings to the panel at Lady Con. The big convention out in Las Vegas where all the women of the world gather. Attention. Shoes, shoes, makeup, makeup, makeup, shoes.

Babies. Boys. All right. So we're going to jump around to a number of different websites here, including The Spearhead, A Voice for Men, A Psycho Man Boobs. I'm sorry to interrupt. Is one really called The Spearhead? Yeah, The Spearhead is probably the biggest of the hate sites. Yeah, The Spearhead is definitely a site that we've had submitted to the F-Plug at least a dozen times.

Why not just call it the phallus at that point? Jesus. Intolerable cuntbags. Yeah. Just hideous human beings. Also, their primary advertiser is Roosh. Roosh V? So surprising.

All right. Boots, will you tell us about the Spearhead, please? Roosh V? That's surprising. Alright. Boots, will you tell us about the spearhead, please? I would hate to. Too bad! And so I will. About the spearhead. The spearhead. Getting to the heart of the matter. How is that a cock reference?

Over the last few years, it has become increasingly obvious that American men, particularly those of the post-boomer generations, have fallen into a cultural gap. That's me. Our voice is barely a whisper in the traditional media. Which is dying, so... Where's the channel just for men? Oh, all of them? We are consistently

portrayed as worthless buffoons, and advertisers ignore us. I don't know why you're laughing. This is serious. Sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I mean, they don't understand that just white men just get nothing but disrespect. And twins.

nothing but disrespect and twins. But underneath the gossip shows on TV, the newspaper articles written by elderly colonists and the parade of empty headed starlets, there is a rising murmur of dissent, a growing dissatisfaction with the shabby state of affairs. There's a palpable feeling that our legitimate grievances have been ignored, even as more and more indignities are heaped upon our hands.

Yeah. Heaped on our hands. Some of us have finally started to find our voice, and a number of blogs dedicated to men's issues have appeared, seemingly out of nowhere, creating something of a movement. But movement might be the wrong term. No, it's kind be the wrong term.

No, it's kind of the right term. Oh, yeah. I think it's perfect. I can think of some movements this is like. Yeah. Because in our contrived and artificial society, the meaning of that word has come to be associated with dilettante radicals with bullhorns and giant puppets making appeals on behalf of sea turtles

or some other exotic cause. And not once does anyone think of a bunch of fat idiots who can't get laid sitting at a computer. Yeah. What sets our movement apart is that many men, because of the real injustices so many of us have faced firsthand, have come to a common awareness that there are serious political,

legal, and cultural problems that plague men in our society. Oh, Boots, hang on. Let me get my entire orchestra of tiny instruments that I can play with two fingers. A violin is not good enough for this. No, I've got a whole string. I've got a whole string. It's the world's smallest symphony. Yes.

I need more hands. It's just tuning the tiny timpani's. Rather than engaging in status displays of conspicuous righteousness, we are raising our voices in defense of ourselves, our families, and our fellow men, which is a far more ennobling thing to do than raiding weasel farms or getting involved in intertribal disputes halfway around the world. Oh my fucking god, I'm so sick of these made-up things. There's like, don't

you know, haven't you watched the news in the last, like, five years? I like how this guy's like just taking liberal causes and making them about saving animals or something. Whereas, like, don't you remember when people were camping out in front of the bank's backyard? Like, just it's so out of touch. He doesn't even remember when people were camping out in front of the bank's backyard?

It's so out of touch, he doesn't even know what people are mad at, except for him. Oh, bro. It's still about Save the Whales, right? Dude. This magazine is an expression of our growing voice, and combines the talents of some of the Anglosphheres. Oh, God.

Can we stop? Just drive right by that word. We don't need to stop. Anglosphheres is another word for fat white guy. Yeah. I am an Anglosphere. Oh, no, I'm floating away. Some of the Anglosphheres, best bloggers on men's issues.

We don't all have exactly the same opinions or the same solutions. They're going to be similar. But we're all dedicated to tackling the same injustices and building a better society based on honesty and a realistic assessment of the human nature. Uh-huh. And finally, we're also dedicated to providing top-notch content that will inform, educate, and entertain readers. Enjoy our magazine! At the very last. We can bring some entertainment out of this, at least.

Comments on this entry are closed. Interesting. Probably a good idea. And last but least, we will inform, educate, and entertain. That's a pretty good press release there. Neither going to enjoy your magazine nor read your magazine. Instead, we're going to a voice for men. It is compassion for boys and men.

What about boys to men? That sounds a little illegal. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Hey, have more compassion. That sounds a little illegal. That sounds... Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Hey, have more compassion. All right.

This is my declaration against codependency. When in the course of widespread misandrist tyranny, it becomes necessary for men to... Ow! Why are you hitting me? What? Why am I being hit so hard? When in the course of misandrist tyranny, it becomes necessary for men to dissolve the social order and reverse the spiritual mutilation which has stuck and imperiled them

so inequitably to the whines and whims of women. Nice. Guys, let me vote! Stop it. Do you hear something? I don't hear something. Stop taking inches off my penis! Where did you get those shoes? These men must, perhaps, reinvent the wheel of free association.

Let it be clear that a man has a right to go on his way. Oh, I'm sorry. This is a much worse sentence than I thought it was. Okay, here we go. Let it be clear that a man has a right to go his on way. Oh, Stevie Nicks has had a stroke. Yeah. That's not how you spell on way.

Therefore, let modern men acknowledge and, as tearfully as they might, that far too many women, for far too long, have far too well assumed the role of nothing but shined, shaven, social succubi who reflect all of men's vices, yet none of men's virtue. Further, these succubi, desirous of everything and deserving of nothing, can offer men nothing but the role of a masochistic, self-indentured servant. He has to work at a job he hates. He has to earn money that she spends. He is to live far less comfortably.

He is to die far sooner. He is to not read book making. He is to die far sooner. He is to not read book making. Why do women keep sending us men off to war? Like, I don't think this guy knows that Married with Children wasn't a documentary. Look, poor Tex, you don't understand that men have to work at jobs they hate to earn money they don't want for their wives because there's only one way to live. And women force us into that way. It makes a lot of sense here because this problem is

women have to tailor themselves to men's needs and wants and women have to get married to a man and spend all his money and be dependent on him. If only there were a movement of women that moved to women dressing how they want and making their own money and living their own lives, then this would all be solved. Look, all I'm saying is that women have been maintaining the economic status quo in this country for far too long.

You know, you look at all the CEOs, all women. The politicians. Politicians, all women. All of those presidents were women. Politicians, all women. All of those presidents were women. Look, let each man reject this poisonously pink proposition.

I really like alliteration. I am a fan. Let each man end in whatever way he sees fit the misandrous femme... Oh my god. Stop inventing words, you fuckhead. Hold on, I can't even read this one. I'll actually say, you can invent words, just invent better words than that one.

Yeah. Okay, let's find out if this term trends. If someone wants to check Google Trends while I read this, I just want to know how much the term misandrist fem-anesthetization... Is that trending? Is that good? There might be a delay. What does that even mean?

Anyway, the misandrist femme anesthetization that is now generations old. Let each man choose instead to live a life of self-direction, self-control, self-reliance, and personal responsibility. self-reliance, and personal responsibility. Even if such self-respect means that he must wholly abandon such soul-striping roles as, for example, Wumwine's unpaid bodyguard. Oh my god. Wumwine's unpaid moving comp- oh, good god. Unpaid moving company.

Wumwine's unpaid therapist. I'm such a nice guy Shh Don't talk to me about your feelings Wumwines Unpaid accountant Wumwines Financial lust object That's all one word

Financial lust object Man I hate women lusting after me so much God damn No no no Financial lust Guys this must be what Superman feels like living on Earth. Well, all men could be Superman

if it wasn't for whores. That's true. Look, I could be a multi-millionaire with my own business. I could have fleets of cars. But a woman wants me to do the dishes. Oh my i'm so sorry well yeah i don't

think russ is really fooling anybody here oh if only all these women would leave me alone i'm covered in women all the time i write a blog on the internet Alright This This is a Complaint about Whores And chairs Oh god Fucking chairs Whores and chairs

Gotta get me some whores and chairs So we are taking some content here From Man Boobs Which is Basically a blog that highlights and, I guess, skewers douchebags like this. Tom Martin writes in on a case of anti-male discrimination. And poor text. Do you want to take Tom Martin here? You're going to be starting

with the phrase one year prior. One year prior. So you're Tom Martin. You have a case against the London School of Economics of anti- male discrimination. And here's just a little part of your case.

Okay. So my name is Tom Martin. Hi, Tom. Hang on. I've got to put my anime body pillow down. Okay. You seem fun, Tom. Yeah.

Do you want to hang out after this? Do you like it right here? I'm more fun than a Gundam at an Evangelion convention. Sure. Okay, cool. That doesn't make sense. One year prior to joining the university, when visiting its library, I did complain that the state being hard created a greater disadvantage for men than for women,

as men have considerably smaller, weight-bearing buttock pads than women, and men are heavier, too, especially me. But, you know, whatever. This sentence is still going, by the way. So, for men, on average, heavier than women, have more weight bearing down onto a pad which is approximately four times smaller than

women's, on average, according to a BBC documentary on the subject. Yeah, these are great figures. I have no reason to just use that on average. There was a BBC documentary saying that women had asses four times as big as men. It was the BBC documentary

Ass Like That, parentheses, whoa. It was presented by royalty Sir Mix-a-Lot. I'm sorry, Tom, please continue. Sorry. The university's library management ignored the complaint. There's so much...

I'm sorry, I don't want to interrupt again. There's so much story in that one sentence that I want to know. Look, I'm 400 pounds and I have no ass. Someone give me a chair. Where's the Martin chair? It seems that your chairs are specifically engineered for women.

He's actually apple-shaped. Okay. Dr. Robotnik-shaped. I read all the university's equality regulations, then phoned the Equality and Human Rights Commission, who took the complaint seriously. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure.

We'll get right on that. No, I'm serious. And, in fact, phoned me back and advised me hard seating in a library would be a breach of the Gender Equality Duty Act. Because women like having

hard seats in the library. Everybody, shut up. I'm going to call them back. We really looked into your seat completely? We thought we'd say something. There's a law! We can't change the chairs because of a law! It was, the law was made by

Dr. Fates? Oh god, I can't do it. Somebody else take over. Can we get one of those gamer chairs set up for all the guys? This isn't fair. I just imagine him sitting in one of those like chairs set up for all the guys? This isn't fair. I just imagine him sitting in one of those rolling gaming chairs and just going, and then just rolling down. It would be indirect discrimination as it impacts one sex more than the other on average.

Most things impact one sex more than the other on average. Like this dick! Oh! I beg to disagree. Let me hit my effects bird. Then, after discussing the issue with the EHRC, the university library manager promptly wrote me a letter inviting me over to discuss the issue.

So I went, and he showed me the new padded seating which would be installed. In breach of contract cases, it is helpful to establish that a buyer has read the terms of contract which has induced him into buying the product, and I mentioned this prior seating complaint in court to establish that I had read the terms of contract before entering the contract. In contract law, it is helpful to read the contract. I am a lawyer.

I heard that somewhere. I'm lost. Your Honor, I read my contract, so case dismissed. His contract with the library or the school? I'm lost. I think what's happening is he's saying that having regular chairs is a breach of contract, and I think that they called him back and said, did you read what your contract was?

And I think he was like, yeah. What's your point? All right, keep going because this really builds. Alright. What the press all mysteriously failed to report is that the university's rules and regulations specifically ruled out the use of sex

discriminatory learning materials. The judge also ignored this point. This is one of many reasons I was going to appeal. Finally, several comments here are confusing whore with slut.

Yeah. I wanted to say that, but, you know. Let's call the whole thing off. What? Clippy just popped up in Microsoft Word and said, are you sure you're writing a legal brief? You say tomato. Did you mean slut?

I say that fucking bitch is going to make me kill myself if she doesn't have sex with me right now. All right, I'm sorry. Please clarify. It's horror slash slut. Okay. A slut has sex freely, which I am all for. Yeah, I bet. Not that freely.

Freedom of association is the ultimate in humanity. A whore charges for sex. I don't got that kind of scratch, bitch. Freedom of association. Yeah, I'm sure he's

rolling in pussy every time he uses that hookup line. Even if a woman is a virgin but is waiting for Mer Wright, should be Mr. Wright, I guess, to buy her

something, she's a whore. Yeah. And that's why you're a virgin. Are you a whore too? I'm not. I told you I had anime body pillow. You're right. I'm sorry, madam. I cannot accept your money if I'm going to be having sex with you.

That would make me a prostitute. It's a breach of whore contract. Oh, just for the record, this guy is in England, and they don't put, like, periods after their styles, like Mr. and Miss. Oh. Which is why there's no period there. Oh, well, then I didn't get to do my British accent. Oh, well.

So, wait. Is Dr. Pepper a British drink? Might be. Alright, keep going. It's counterintuitive, but a lot of professional feminists are whores. They expect the government and men to do them special favors.

They make up stories to convince men and government to believe that we all owe women something. Like 70% of our paycheck. No, they all owe me sex. It's the other way around. Whores! I want to live in this utopia of Tom Martins where no human being helps any human being at all. It's called Somalia. I keep asking women to help me out, and they never do.

They don't. But really, if someone were keeping a tab, then women owe men five years pension. Women owe men some national service. Why? Women, oh men, some inventions. Oh, okay, I can get behind that one. Women, start inventing shit. Women, oh men,

get on AHA. Women, oh men, positive. Get on AHA. Women owe men positive discrimination in university curricula. Oh, fuck you. Women owe men some child access. What? I think we have plenty, actually. It's women's round at the bar, too.

On top of all that, get me a drink. I feel like at the end of this recording, I'm going to be completely deflated from sighing. Yeah, I feel you there. Alright, uh, Adam? I think you need a boner up here. In light of the

uncalculable damage feminism has done, in light of our society being on the brink of irretrievable and total collapse, I think women need to ask themselves, individually and collectively, was it worth it?

Was the cock carousel worth it? Yeah, just seeing the cocks all dressed up in flowers. Imagine walking into a room Just seeing the cocks all dressed up and like flowers. Imagine walking into a room and somebody's watching a movie and that's the first line you hear.

Do you want it to go faster? Raise your hands if you want it to. I gotta say, a cock carousel sounds like it involves an awful lot more men than women. It sounds like a video that would have a warning before it on the commercial.

This is apparently what happens when you ask women to invent shit. Not like this! Not like this! I'm sorry. This is ridiculous. Was the cock carousel worth it? Was the cock carousel worth it? If iTunes did not have restrictions, this episode would be titled

Was the Cock Carousel Worth It? The occasional orgasms, the attention and validation, the rush, the feelings, the drunk dancing on tables, the hangovers, the feelings of immediate

regret, and the knowledge that you've just been used as a semen receptacle for the 14th time? Was it worth it? Because it was worth it for me, and I was just wondering. This is the worst Auster clip I've ever seen.

I feel like this is how James Spader asks if it was good for you too. All relaxed with a cigarette. So, is it worth it? So, women... Obviously, all these guys say that women owe them sex.

That's just a given. But women who like sex are bad, so ideally the world is just rape all the time. Let's just simplify this. If a woman's doing it, it's bad. That's the answer. There you go.

I gotta say, you haven't experienced a rough Sunday unless you've really had a misandry hangover. I like how the guy uses for the 14th time as like his, can you believe how many times a woman might have had sex 14 times? There are some women that have had sex 14 times. Okay, so we are going to be going now.

We're just jumping all over the place. Just feel like any place, any site, if you would want to hang out, you just end up wanting to burn it down. So we're going to move on to antifeministtech.info. Oh, my God. Because I guess, I don't know. I don't know. This is like anti-woman laser? Maybe it was just cheaper. Maybe it was just a cheaper

domain. But the headline brags that it has pro-male slash anti-feminist technology. It's just a robot that sweeps the area and puts out burning bras.

John. Yes? What's it time to talk about? It's time to talk about anti-feminist tech.info. No, no, no. What's it time to talk about? Oh, I see what you mean. Well, it's time to talk about filthy sluts again.

Yay! A reoccurring theme with filthy sluts is that the piss and take dumps everywhere but a toilet. That's true. What? That's a hog you're having sex with. It's not a woman, but she is a

fucking slut. Please, please, please give him a chance. He's got proof. Well, there have been plenty of examples from Snooki of MTV's Jersey Shore pissing outside like a pet to college chicks taking dumps in showers. Yeah, Snooki, stop being a stand-in for all women. Yeah, remember that time that Madeleine Albright took a huge dump during the Foreign Correspondents Dinner? No, no, that wasn't during the Foreign Correspondents Dinner. That was the second season of Flavor of Love.

Oh, yeah. I forgot. She got voted out. Do not confuse those two things. Madeline Albright has had a storied career. The latest example of a filthy slut comes from the Bad Girls Club Mexico. And I guess there's a link to a clip from something else. In that clip, one of the bad girls really has to piss.

She's in a limo with the other bad girl, so she finds a bucket, pulls down her skirt, and pisses into the bucket. Later, when she exits the limo, she gives the piss-filled bucket to some guy to deal with. That's that show, all right. Yep. And never in the history of humankind has a man peed in a container in a vehicle. I've certainly never pissed in a jar. Nope.

I've not done that either. Nope. I have not peed in a Slurpee cup from a 7-Eleven. I've never pissed in a Mountain Dew bottle. I don't even think it's possible. That last part is a very apt metaphor for how men have to clean up after women. It's not really a metaphor if that's just what it is. Yeah.

Never mind. Whether it's men building plumbing systems to efficiently deal with waste or having to deal with a bucket of women's piss, it's all the same. Men use toilets too, right? I mean, women aren't the only one benefiting from these. No, now, so if you put it together, Ben, so men never pee in, like, you know, bottles or buckets or anything, and they don't use plumbing systems.

Then men just don't have any waste. Right. Right? Is that how it works? Yes. Everything we make is beautiful. Because we are physically and spiritually pure. However, that is beside the point.

So everybody, real quick, forget everything I said. Good. All right. Gladly. Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women. It's true. Look at this chart. Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is.

We're going to need litter boxes for women in the future. Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store. This is the result of feminists saying that potty training oppresses women. Vortex! Vortex, what is a toilet? I think it's a... I don't know.

I think it's the thing I'm standing on right now. She doesn't even know! Something men use when they're not giving me money? I think so, yeah. Or they don't use it. I don't understand. Do you guys see the moral godless as a comment there? No, but I would need to.

It's really on topic. Okay, we'll take it then. Let's not forget that plenty of women don't even ask guys they've just met to put a condom on first before sticking it to her. Filthy, filthy, filthy. What? I'm not going to put a condom on first before sticking it to her. Filthy, filthy, filthy. What? I'm not going to put a condom on unless a woman asks me to. Those filthy whores.

Because then I can tell her no. Yeah. Hmm. Alright, we are going back to the spearhead. Good. I'm glad. I'm glad we're doing this Yeah, good

Boots, since you are the voice of the spearhead No Boots Reingear colon voice of the spearhead Alright Hi, it's me, Boots Reingear voice of the spearhead This is by featured guest Sorry Hi, it's me, Boots Reingear, voice of the spearhead.

This is by Featured Guest. Sorry, I'm not Boots Reingear, I'm Featured Guest. The voice of the spearhead. Oh, by Lynn87. Now we have a clip, I don't think this needs any setup. Full disclosure, I have no daughters. I like how one of the books on the sidebar is titled The Myth of Male Power. Fathers of Daughters.

One guy has teenage daughters that he's planning to put through college. I could not resist inserting some red pill into the mix, so I mentioned that 60% of degrees were going to women, and that women prefer to marry up. Since educated women don't go for uneducated men, a lot of women of his daughter's generation were on their way toward

spinsterhood for lack of suitable males. Oh my god. That's a thing that happens. More women are graduating from college. This means women are inferior to men. So I thought I'd take my

co-worker's daughter's achievements away from him. More women are graduating college. Don't they know they're setting themselves up for failure? Don't they know they're not going to get any dick when they're older? So many of these women won't settle for a stupid man. That's why I don't have a chance.

These educated women aren't dating, quote-unquote, losers. I don't think he's actually telling the story accurately. I think he was probably like, wait, your daughters are going to college, but I didn't go to college, and now they won't fuck me. That's, I think, probably what's going on here. He's a smart guy, and the implication for his daughters was obvious. He even acknowledged the truth of it. But his response was, I'm still glad it's not the way it used to be.

I get it. He's proud of his kids. Why not? They're doing well academically, as they should. The girls, the entire education system is geared toward their success. Oh, for fuck's sake! It's true. In the next paragraph, he's going to start talking about how bad women do at math and science, right?

Yeah. Don't get ahead of yourself. Again, anything women equal bad. It's easy. it's an easy philosophy they stay out of serious trouble he wants what's best for them even as a

non-parent I understand all that what is disheartening about it is that he is does not see the connection between it's not the way it used to be and a

lot of women of his daughter's generation are on their way towards spinsterhood because they're not a moron. The blue pill is everywhere. Oh my god. Jesus Christ.

You like The Matrix, right? Yeah, if you went to college, you wouldn't think that The Matrix was a good philosophical touchpoint. I'm nearly convinced that some malevolent groups of Jezebels is dissolving blue pills into the supply of drinking water. Oh my fucking god. Jesus. Again, not really a metaphor if it's that literal. So if women aren't educated, they become stupid, filthy

whores that don't, you know, don't take care of themselves and piss all over the place. If they do go to college, they become stupid, filthy whores that fuck guys just for the hell of it. No, they don't. They become stupid, filthy whores that fuck guys just for the hell of it. No, they don't. They become stupid, filthy whores that don't get to have sex.

They're unloved by all men because they're too smart. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because they have standards. Okay, but like, okay, so, but men are automatically smarter, right? Right. Like, we established that earlier. Yeah.

Because men watch Matrix movies and still talk about it after... So women are so dumb that they pee on themselves. But if they go to college, they will still be dumber than men, but they won't be able to have sex with men because they have a degree that says they're...

I'm glad at least one woman understands. I don't understand what's going on! What's a toilet? I don't know. I'm still working on that. understands. I don't understand what's going on. What's a toilet? I don't know. I'm still working on that. I'll get back to you. Well, wait till she figures out about the toilet seats, guys. Wait, they're seats?

Shit, that's getting complicated. Consider his daughters. I'm sure they're good kids who would make any parent proud. There's lots, though. But they don't live on an island. They live among their peers and within the confines of biological and demographic reality. They're just a couple feet away from my dick. Even if every one of their male college classmates marries one of his female classmates,

a third of those young women will not find a male age peer who is even her academic equal, much less someone with a higher level of education. But not every male graduate will marry a female classmate. Some will marry down. Some will choose not to marry at all. Some of them

will be lesbians. That's not an option. If I allow you, if I pass over the point that you're a misandric asshole, will you get to the goddamn point if I just allow that? Jesus Christ. I don't know why you'd say such things about me. That's such a hurtful term.

Well, I'm a man, so I can say anything I want, because I'm right. You're corrupted by feminists. Then subtract out the guys who are creepy, gay, or otherwise unsuitable. They're all me. Wait, wait, wait. You skipped over the part that creepy is in quotes. Meaning somebody said this to him.

He's quoting some woman calling him creepy. Yeah. As if creepy is a real word. Creepy is in quotes. Gay isn't. I think it's some kind of weird woman language they have I think he just got used to using the quotes around things he gets called But doesn't want to be like true or like he doesn't acknowledge Yeah, he's citing a source Well it can't be that because he puts quotes around the word educated

They reject men with criminal records Yeah, I'm just sure he's used to every cop. He's like, oh, she said I was sexual assault. And that they are probable causes. Or otherwise unsuitable. We are left with a generation of educated women who are barreling toward a demographic wall at high velocity. Meep, meep! So he's just concerned that they won't find love.

So this isn't about him, you guys. It's about... Yeah, he's... He's just concerned that they won't find love. So this isn't about him, you guys. He's just worried. He's just watching out. I think he's just worried that if we have too many educated women, then one gender is going to just make decisions for all of us. And that's just ridiculous. That wouldn't happen. That doesn't happen. Move, gender norms! Get out the way!

Get out the way, gender norms, get out the way! Get out the way, gender norms, get out the way! Well, as we recall, according to Roosh, the more educated a woman is, the more manly she gets, so they will be man by the time they graduate. Oh, once they have their masters, they will be masters. Yeah, and they'll marry stupid women, so... Marry up, my buddy's daughters will be lucky if they can marry a cross. I just picture, like, this guy just doesn't make any sense to me anymore.

Picture the like the girls, the daughters walking away and he's yelling, your marriage will be a lateral move. A lateral move. You'll be equal. Equal. Skip forward a little bit. Yeah. All right. The woman of that generation may be able to marry down, but few will want to.

They may not marry at all and become wards of the state when they bear bastard children. What? They may become involuntary childless spinsters. They may. They may. They may go for much older men. They may. But many of them will have been through the family court meat grinder and must devote

much of their effort to paying their ex's bills. Oh, there we go. And then they'll have a donkey head. There we go. This is all just, this entire scenario was born entirely out of his co-worker saying, I'm going to send my daughter to school. Yeah, my daughters are going to college. Well, good job ruining their lives. On the way to school, she might trip on a banana peel and then end up in a big car accident because she'll go in the middle of the freeway and then a meteor will land on her and then

that's going to carry a space virus, right? And then that's going to turn everyone into zombies and then she's going to fuck up everything. Yeah, you all need to shut up because I need to get to the apex of my hate. Good. Yay. You do. All right. That's the apex of my hate. Oh, good. Yay. You do. All right. They are not truly superior to the guys of their generation, but that degree in, you

must be joking, makes them think they are. Most emerge from a college with a pile of debt, no marketable skills they didn't already possess in high school, and a few laps around the carousel older but no wiser and blissfully unaware that half of the years of prime beauty and fertility are already in the rearview mirror and those are the only things that women should value is that what happens to to women when they go to to to college because like i went to college and none of that ever happened to me. Like, I don't feel older or more in debt. And as your valedictorian, I say to all of you, I regret all this time and wish I just had more babies.

Thank you. I wasted so many eggs by sitting in anthropology class. They all went to clown college. It's a literal carousel. No wonder she can't find a man. Once upon a time, fathers could and often would look after their daughters' futures. They can't now. Guys like my buddy still try to do that, but the blue pill is so persuasive...

Oh, God, I hate your metaphor! ...that he thinks get them into a good college is the biggest part of looking after their futures. He almost acts like he's going to die one day and not be there for them anymore. It's like my coworker doesn't want his daughters to get fucked by some guy who didn't go to college. Shit's saying to do a school for fucking. I don't want to read this part. Just read it fast. I had to read all that other part. Just read it fast. I had to read all that other shit.

You're almost done. You're almost done. Yep, keep going. It's your final boss battle. This is going to hurt. You're the voice of the turn head. This is really going to hurt. These are not the usual failures in waiting,

girls raised by slutty but heroic single mothers. I love that comic. These girls come from a good two-parent family that values education and achievement. And thanks to feminism, the odds are even stacked against them. Middle class people? What? It's true. Feminism.

Feminism hurts women. Failures in waiting. That's how you describe somebody raised by a single mother? Yes. Jesus fucking... You're calling our fucking president a failure in waiting? Get fucked! Okay, so I googled toilet, and I'm still not getting any extra information.

Keep trying, poor tech. You're doing great. Okay, I'll just... You any extra information. Keep trying, Tortex. You're doing great. Alright, well you're a woman, so how did you spell it? Tell me how you spell it. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It's T-O-Y T-O-Y-L-E-I-T Oh, no, no, no. No, honey, it's an I, not a Y.

Okay, so T-O-Y-I-L-E Just, look, just sit down, have a graham cracker, and a think, okay? You don't have to learn it all in one day. This guy's... Yeah, gotta pace yourself. This guy's ideal world is just like the lady in a fucking old coffee commercial in the 50s. Alright, we have a little bit more awful, awful human specimens of shit.

When are we gonna get to the nice machinery? I just like to remind everybody that this was the most pleasant of the material. Of the many men's rights episodes that were submitted to us. Like I'm saying, close to a dozen if not a dozen submissions.

And this is really the least infuriating one that was given to us. And we're still averaging about two oh-for-fuck-sakes from lemon per reading. So this is just scraping the top of the scummy pool? Yeah. Oh, that's great. Maybe we should have on the website an oh-for-fuck-sake-ometer.

All right. Real quick before we get to what I think is probably going to be our last piece, um, is I just wanted to get a little bit uh, okay, just wanted to read a little bit about

uh, the game. Just because, you know, you can't really do an episode like this unless you talk a little bit about the game. Neil Strauss is the game? Good. Yeah, exactly. Right. So this is just an excerpt. And this explains why exponents of game report no special mating success in the Anglo-American world.

world. All of their alpha striving is meaningless in a misandrist culture where male status has been downgraded to untermensch levels. Oh dear. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a brownie, please. While men believe

in such classification systems, they have no meaning to Anglo women whatsoever. Similarly, if all women were facially mutilated at birth and forced to wear sackcloth and ashes, we would have no way to

differentiate them. And with no women higher than a four, no... which is just an absolute... It's not like the rating scale would change. Four wouldn't be the new ten. Yeah, well, you know that episode where, in the Twilight Zone,

where all the people are pigs? Yeah. The women are just looking at each other, and they all know that they're all ones. Anyway. With no women hiring from the four, no female hierarchy of sexual appeal could exist. There's a rate that's, you have a rating for one to four.

That's a hierarchy. Or, of course, most feminists would rather like that, too. And this is what makes game so appealing to the logical male mind so ineffective in the Anglosphere. ineffective in the Anglosphere. Misandrist women cannot distinguish between Nobel Prize winners and tattooed psychopaths. Okay, wait, wait, wait.

What? Huh? Okay, I'm gonna show you a picture of Norman Borlaug. Okay. And I have a picture of Jesse James,

not the outlaw, the one who makes motorcycles. Right, yeah, yeah. So, Supportax, which one is the Nobel Prize winner? Which one is the tattooed psychopath? Um, I, uh... Here's a hint.

Neither of them are toilets. Oh, dammit! You guys have thrown me curveballs the entire episode. Fuck! Okay, all men are thus worthless brutes in their entitled eyes. And so gamers striving for alpha status is pointless. They might as well stick rings through their noses, I think the one thing that's getting me through this is the... Knowing that these people never get laid. Exactly!

Exactly! Exactly! Exactly! Yeah, this is kind of like reverse idiocracy here. Indeed, as many North American commentators claim, you know, Bob Costas, their mating chances would

probably improve if they did this. Omega males doubtless confirm the Anglo female's contempt for men in general. If she has to have a man, only the worst knave will do. Knave. Scoundrel. What about blackers? I know you learned all your English from the fantasy novels you read, but knave?

Yeah. So the game isn't working for me. I know you learned all your English from the fantasy novels you read, but name fucking really. So the game isn't working for me. That must be women's fault. Yeah, I know. Well, that's the easiest thing about it being a misinterest. Not only is everything women do wrong, but you can just blame anything on women. Oh, well, we act like this because women like it when we're superior. We're alpha males.

Women don't like it. Fuck women. well we act like this because women like it when we're superior we're alpha males women don't like it fuck women oh it's just omega males telling women not to like alphas Adam I think we're gonna close up here with man woman myth I don't even know which blogs are with at this point

I'm just sort of bleary eyed I see infuriatingly that in the left column of this website is a hand holding a red pill and a hand holding a blue pill. Oh my god! It's fucking...

You know, usually when we record an episode, when we finish one subject, I'm always pumped and excited to see what the next one's going to be. And this one, I'm just like, how long can we put it off? Can we just bask in a nice little gap of conversation before we move on to the next subject? Usually with stuff like this, I definitely agree with that sentiment,

but I usually just distract myself with thoughts like, I wonder what these guys would think knowing that one of the Wachowskis had surgery to become a woman. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yes. So for the Matrix. That's got to be somewhere, right? I'll bet her estrogen pills were blue.

So, Adam. Yo. This is from manwomanmyth.com. Urinals, a genesis for male psychology. By installing one in your home, what I think is being done is making a claim to a portion of space and making that claim based solely on the fact of your manhood. Only men can successfully stand up to pee. Women have no choice but to sit down.

I've seen, I've physically seen evidence proving you wrong. How dare you. This is a point of difference that has little relevance in normal daily life, but has every relevance to male psychology. Oh yeah? Well, I could be standing up. So fuck you. You see, the urinal is just for you as a man. It's impossible for her to use it.

It's for you. For your son. For your male friends. But for the whole family. Now, Portax, a urinal is a type of toilet? I don't want to confuse you. Oh, okay. I know you're still learning, but this is a type of toilet that

only men can use. It's like a bottle, but on the wall. You know what? I shouldn't have brought it up. That's more of advanced toilet studies. I know you're still learning the ropes. Yeah, it's like toilets 2.0. Oh, wait. You can't go to college. Okay, hang on. Let me just get my notebook, get the notes.

Okay, urinal. Don't bother. Other toilet. Don't even bother. Got it. Okay. There is no means by which the exclusive use of the urinal can be taken away from you by any claims of unfairness or any other irrational female claim.

There can be no quotas for the female use of urinals. There can be no presidential council for women and girls calling for more women into urinals. The UK Minister for Women could create a no-taxpayer-funded program to encourage girls to be the same as men and use urinals. I wouldn't direct any stream of pee like this in Shakespeare. Ridiculous. Peas go in there.

French champagne. This is a load of shit, you know that? I have that. If you can direct somebody better than that, I'll find a woman to blow you. But she'll only do it wrong. Yay. I love it. Why is this important?

I think that this is an example of a beginning, a genesis for male self-awareness. Particularly if you have a young boy in the household, it well could be the first thing and perhaps even the only thing he will ever encounter in his young life that is not equally open to women, not equally open to girls. And there's no... I'm just picturing this guy opening the door of the bathroom, pissing in his own urinal, and just yelling, I'm taking the red pill! I'm taking the red pill! I imagine he flings open the door to the

room that's got the urinal in it, and it's just basically that scene from The Lion King where he's just like, everything the golden stream touches is our kingdom. I'm just picturing him open the door, and they once made this funnel so women could use urinals. And just him seeing a woman start using that. No, no, what are you doing?

Oh no, the last thing. The last thing that was on. The one thing I didn't have to share. How do women want to use urinals? Everybody can see you peeing. I don't really like using them myself, but I'll do it, you know, because it splashes back.

Anyway, that's gross. So back to this other thing that's gross. I like being able to pee in something where I have a really good look at other people's pubic hairs. Wait, that's not a feature of a urinal. Why are you looking at other people's pubic hairs. Wait, that's not a feature of a urinal. Why are you looking at other people's pubic hair? Because they're right there.

They fall off into the urinal because they're just there. They don't flush down through those tiny little holes. I thought you meant the ones still attached to bodies. No. Most boys grow up today having to play every sport and share every activity with girls And woe betide him if he seeks to win or is too aggressive Girls can have their own netball practice, of course But boys must play basketball with any girl who chooses to invade

She could, of course, play basketball with other girls But that's not what she wants. The urinal could be the only thing in his life that is for him, and exclusively for him, and others who are like him, in only one essential way. They are also male. are also male. I guess your life is just sadder than mine because I feel like I have possessions and facets to my life that are uniquely mine that I don't be on.

The only thing I have to... This is all he has, Lemon. This is all he has. The only thing I have to share in my life is the men's bathroom. Well, then I understand why you're a sad husk of a man.

Ask yourself, in our world as it stands now, what is there that is exclusively for boys, other than a prescription for Ritalin, of course? There is a little space in the bathroom, a little space in his life, where his sister can't go, and doesn't want to go, and couldn't go if she wanted to.

It's off limits because she is not male. So you tried to convince your wife that you wanted to put a urinal in your house. Your wife said, fuck no, you're not doing that. I'll tape this on the internet. Well, then the wife, supposedly, assuming he is married, which he obviously isn't, but then his wife would ask, like, why?

Say, well, because he has to, like, share other things with his sister, and, like, when he... Shut the fuck up and rake the yard! Sorry. I'll do that. I'm not gonna have my son peeing in a litter box like

my daughter. Portax, just take that very last thing in the dock. The very last thing in the dock? Okay. Probably just the stinger. Uh... Just the small... thing? Alright.

Yes. Okay. So, for anyone who hasn't figured out Just a small thing. All right. Yes. Okay. So for anyone who hasn't figured out what the theme here is, the lesson that we learned today. It has already been said in several posts in this thread, but it bears repeating since it is the simple quintessential truth. Women ruin everything. Yay!

Well, then I don't want you to know what a toilet is, because you'll find a way to clog it or something. You just ruin the toilets. Can we make it pink and cover it in bows and stuff? Like, I don't even know. I've never been happier that men die earlier. Thank you for the moral of the story here, Bizarro Fred Rogers. Say there, kids.

Have you ever wondered why everything's wrong? Let me tell you. It's half of your fault. Right, and now people can stop forever submitting. So please don't send any of this Men's Rights episodes to us.

Yeah, genuinely. No more. We're done. No more Men's Rights stuff. No Iron John stuff. Just no... Like, I'll... Poo-ist stuff is still funny to me, although it's still kind of No Iron John stuff. Pua stuff is still funny to me, although it's still kind of repellent. But there's still Pua stuff that I think is funny. I do not want to read any more men's rights stuff ever again in the podcast.

Don't send it, it won't get read. And you out there, that one person, say, well, I can still send in my stuff. No, you can't. What if I am a men's rights guy and I want to write to you about it? Put a gun in your fucking mouth. Here's my advice. If you're a men's rights person, if you're a young man and you're listening to this and you don't understand why we're having so much fun, quote unquote, laughing at this material. It's because if you do this, you are the worst kind of human being on earth. Even worse than a woman?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Think of how much, think of how bad you think women are and you're worse than that. Yeah. How bad you think women are is basically how you should feel about yourself so you can just start the healing. And that's all it is, is just start the healing. All you have to do is just talk to a woman and be nice.

It's a learning process from here. Like, you can get better. You can get better, but please just... If you're from the Spearhead and you want to make a comment on the F Plus site, email me your IP address so I can block you from our server. And we never have to hear your goddamn bullshit. I'm wearing. I thought. The rock I'm rocking. I thought. Cause I depend on me. If I wanted the watch I'm wearing. I thought.

The house I live in. I thought. The car I'm driving. I thought. I depend on me. I depend on me. All the women with the women. Throw your hands up at me.

All the hundreds making money. Throw your hands up at me. And there we go. Inform Elliot Ness, because I've just heard from the unfuckables. John, what'd you learn this week? I learned that if you're a misogynist asshole, you don't have to make any goddamn sense. Oh yeah, absolutely. It's just, women are bad. But in this particular episode, it's just amazing how just clear

and polished and glowing and shining and neon it is. How it just makes no sense and it's totally hypocritical in every level. Okay, like, women... Feminism is bad because it teaches women to be, you know, try and

take over men. But these women aren't asserting themselves and trying to take over men and be themselves so that's bad too it's like what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's it's it's like i mean i mean i mean okay everyone everyone in the world is annoyed by skanks at the bar everyone is skanks at the bar are annoyed by skanks at the bar and we get it we don't actually think that speaks for women we just go those are some skanks at the bar are annoyed by skanks at the bar. And we get it. We don't actually think that speaks for women. We just go, those are some skanks at the bar, whatever. But the idea of just like getting really mad at sluts is just weird to me. Like, really?

Why does that bother you? Like, I think that's fine. I think there should be a couple more sluts, you know, and just sort of see where that overage hits. I don't think you need to be that angry about just other people fucking each other. Women are bad. It's just that that's the end of it. I just can't wrap my head around it. Women are bad, and I do definitely suspect that there's a number of –

there's little sort of, there's, there's, there's little sort of weird, like internet personalities that are coming out of course of like, of like the actual guys that are writing this are also the guys in like the monkey mom families, you know, where like, where like every day the mom's like,

mom's like, look at my monkey. It's so cute. Oh, just shit on you. Anyway, clean the sink and and that's their that's their real lives like that's what they deal with on a day-to-day basis and so

then they turn to the internet like horse like well or you could grow some balls and live with your own goddamn life yeah exactly it's just it really is they probably all think like super villains and that you know like or there were they grew up as super villains rather and that Yeah, exactly. It really is. They probably all think like supervillains. Or they grew up as supervillains, rather, in that there was this one thing that happened to them once, and that's their entire life's pursuit, is to get against them. Like, this one woman, or my mom was such a bitch,

or this girl I knew was such a slut, and I liked her, but she was a slut with everybody else. I'll take down all the women now. They are all bad. And if you're looking for a place where sluts hang out, you should go to Ball Pit, where it's all sluts. Everyone's a big old slut over in Ball Pit. Ooh, we are.

Come on. Yeah. And for the low, low one-time price of $10, you can hang out with sluts just like in your dreams. And speaking of Ball Pit, I want to give a big thank you to Sherlockian for putting together this document for us. All of what we read was from her documents, and it was the best misogyny document we had read.

So just think about that. All right, good night. Yeah, I don't think Russ is really fooling anybody here. Oh, if only all these women would leave me alone. I'm covered in women all the time. I write a blog on the internet. They ask me to do so many things. Honey, what's suddenly Susan like? You don't want to know.

We've got the 90s reference for the night. Actually, that was the left-handed radio reference. Oh. Oh. Hey. Listen to left-handed radio reference. Both. Oh. Hey. Go listen to left-handed radio. This misandrist stupid ranting fuckhead is brought to you

by left-handed radio. That's got a word of mouth advertising you wanted, right? Guys, when I said I wanted to sponsor the show, I didn't mean I wanted to sponsor the content of the show. No, no. The views expressed in this podcast are wholly owned by Adam Bozarth and Left Handed Radio.

Sorry. You know, Adam, I will say if this character were like a character on one of the sketches, I'd be like, Left Handed Radio has kind of gone over the top. Yeah. They're really laying it on thick. Something would have happened if we would have started writing something like this. Somebody should check up on me if this is what we're putting out.