The F Plus - 121: A Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet

Episode Date: December 29, 2013

The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot more clarity. We're looking at Dozerfleet Productions: One man's quest to get somebody, anybody interested in what he has to say. This week, we're made to feel a little uncomfortable around purple pens.

We've not done about 10 or 20 pages, so we've only got about 1,300 pages to go. We're doing okay, boys. I'm just going to say thank you for joining us in hour two of our multi-day marathon podcast. Yeah, we're fundraising for kids with some kind of disease, right? I love me. I love me. Why can't you? Hey there, this is the F Plus Podcast, Terrible Things, Red Enthusiasm.

My name's Lemon. I'm Boots Reindeer. And what we have for you is something that is odd. you know, as a departure from what we've done previously. Tonight's episode is the Dozer Fleet Productions Wiki. Dozer Fleet Productions is a site that is run by a guy named Ivan Reiter, whose name is also David Steifel, whose name is also Dozer Fleet founder, and he has a media conglomerate company that doesn't exist,

but he owns it, and he writes about it, and it's history. Yeah, his full-time job is creating a fantasy where he runs the world's largest media corporation. Sure, sure. It's like if Harvey Weinstein spent a little bit more time eating sandwiches and a little bit less time in meetings. This is basically what you'd get. This episode is going to hopefully make sense. We ended up recording long. I pieced everything together.

I think it works pretty well. We're trying to give you an idea of who Dozer Fleet founder is and what he's capable of. It's taken him hundreds of thousands of words to say that. There are depths to this website that we have not seen anywhere else.

I don't know if depths is... Wits. There are wits to this website. Breadths. Yeah, so DozerFleet Wiki, it's happening, and boy, there's going to be some words. Readers, assemble! In the room tonight, we's gonna be some words. Readers, assemble!

In the room tonight, we have Boothring here. In October 2004, he discovered rooster teeth. This is core essential to Dozer Fleet history relevance. Face your aquaddle. The Dozer Fleet founder advertised the idea while using the name QBasicGorillas and repeatedly asked users, where's Colonel Flix? Bunny bread!

Blender Delight Pancakes Recipe is a short video produced by Dozerfleet in 2011. It features the recipe for Dozer's Blender Delight Pancakes Recipe. Oh Jesus, it's Frank West! The ashtray photo was taken to illustrate how smoking being tolerated on campus was leading to an ugly

smelly campus. And Lemon. She even bragged how she, quote, didn't need the likes of him once she started her job at Polo Ralph Lauren. When he told her she filled a void in his life, she replied, fill it yourself! I love me. I love me.

Why can't you All right. So let me start off talking to you about Dozer Fleet Productions. Because sometimes what's more important than the man is his work, you know? Yeah. So Dozer Fleet Productions. Dozer Fleet Productions is an independent think tank and warehouse.

Think tank and warehouse. Founded in October 12th of 1994. It's a computer desk in a garage. On May 10th of 2006. It has several outlets for entertainment purposes, including a DeviantArt outlet. Wow! Which, you know, many media conglomerates have.

Yeah. No, Disney started out on DeviantArt, didn't it? Yeah. Showcases of Dozer Fleet content are on Am I Right as well, which means that he, like, posts his own songs to a song parody site. Dozer Fleet Productions also has a Dozer Fleet wiki, which you're on right now. The Dozer Fleet blog and also has a Dozer Fleet Wiki, which you're on right now. The Dozer Fleet blog and a few other major divisions.

Okay, history. The very beginnings of Dozer Fleet Production were in November of 1993. By 1988, the would-be founder, as it was destined, had decided after studying several movies and TV shows that it would be his dream to enter the entertainment business. The initial idea threw drawings of sketches, which later gave way to a combination of these with short stories and later scripts and novellas.

The first collection would be started on October 12th of 1994. A year later, in August of 1996, whoops! Yeah. One is the same as two, right? For sufficiently large margins of error, yeah.

The first real name was given for the collection, Flamingo Entertainment. This would change to Cormorant Entertainment in August of 1997, and would again change to Dozerfleet in May of 2006. Okay. Because it was the name keeping you held back, wasn't it? It was really that.

Went from crazy to lifeless to just fucking nuts. That's good. Let me tell you about Dozerfleet. The name Dozerfleet was inspired by the fact that the nickname given to the founder of Dozer Fleet... Okay, let me try that one more time. Okay, one breath. Gonna do it. The name of Dozer Fleet was inspired by the fact that the nickname

given to the founder of Dozer Fleet while rollerblading at the Edru's skating rink in Holtman, Michigan in the winters of 1998 and 1998 was the Bulldozer due to the fact that anyone who collided with him was usually plowed down in the attempt. So you fell down a lot.

You want to really draw attention to this. He wasn't on rollerblades. He just walked around into people. He called me a bulldozer. I was like, fuck you, I'm a hundred bulldozers. The first to use this nickname for the founder was Kenny McKellar, who attended the same high school as the founder of Dozerfleet.

November 2007, after several failed attempts at getting a dedicated HTML host, and those are difficult, the Dozerfleet forum was added as a place for public discussion about Dozerfleet content past, present, and future. Future. I want to talk about the future of Dozerfleet. No, past and present are equally as funny as future. Because none of this shit exists.

This is very important. So people need to comment about entertainment productions that do not exist. Okay, in January of 2011, the forum was replaced with a blog. The blog was phased out. the forum was replaced with a blog. The blog was phased out and October 1st of 2011 Old Pulsar Archive future blog worthy posts to be saved in the hard drive and copied to social media outlets

don't worry we'll get to the blog we'll get to the blog the blog was later revived on Tumblr and then an official site with little on it went up in 2011 at webpages.com domain hosted by Awardspace. Hey, you know,

I really like listening to you talk about this shit, but I sure would like to see your vast collection of logos. Okay, so I just want to paint a picture with words. Okay, so my logo in 2006, it was the robots from Berserk.

More like microwave UFOs. I was thinking they were... Yeah, okay, there we go. Robots from Berserk? More like microwave UFOs. I was thinking they were... Yeah, okay, there we go. I was thinking it was the biohazard suit heads. And then in every logo, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go color fill, and then you're going to want to select

some sort of goldy copper thing, maybe gradient, maybe not. And then what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go and Photoshop to the little filter thing. And then just do this for a while. Also, maybe like five passes of blur at the end. Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah. You're going to need at least like, yeah, you're going to need like a gradient. You're going to need a bevel.

You're going to need a fade. You're going to need a drop shadow. They're just black. I can't actually even see fade. You're going to need a drop shadow. They're just black. I can't actually even see them. You've had your eyes shut this whole time. I mean, explain to me one successful logo that doesn't have a bevel effect on it. You can't. Can't do it.

You cannot do it. I can't think of any logo that doesn't have it. So anyway, so he's produced a – I'm sorry. I – no, Dozer Fleet. Of course not. We're not talking about Dozerfleet. The founder of Dozerfleet. Yeah, the founder of Dozerfleet.

So he's produced a lot of different, there's Dozerfleet literature, Dozerfleet records, Dozerfleet comics, Dozerfleet TV. The Dozerfleet forum, of course, is its own branch. I want to know about the science projects of Dozerfleet. Is there any? The science projects. Oh, yeah, you're talking about dozer fleet labs yes yeah well we've uh dozer fleet labs is responsible for a lot of science for example utterly sims right right uh which is a sims mod site oh oh all right so uh uh before we get into um the fiction which is a terrifying prospect i'm positive we are not ready to experience yet we need to first know about

the multiverse in which the fiction exists um because of reasons so Bunnybread, if you'll tell me about the Gorosha multiverse. Will I ever. Okay. Hi. I'm the founder of Dozerfleet. Well, no, you're one of the intrepid journalists who writes about the Dozerfleet. Oh, excuse me. I'm Katie Couric.

The founder of Dozerfleet is far too busy for this shit. So, I'm Matt Taibbi. And I feel like this is something that's worth uncovering. The Garroshamultiverse is the complete collection of all things Garroshabranded within Dozerfleet Comics. Most of which can be found as belonging to one of several sub-compilations within the Why did I bother reading that? Fuck it. Anyways, we got Earth number systems, I guess.

That makes sense. Tell me about the Earth number system. No, no, no way in hell. No, please. Please. Alright. In order to keep the vast and ever-evolving nature of Is it Girosha or Girosha? I don't want to come off sounding stupid. I think you should just alternate.

Sure, yeah. All right. It's the island where all the mutants have been moved to following Magneto. That was nerdy enough that I wasn't going to touch it. In order to keep the vast and ever-evolving nature of Geisha mythos straight, it was deemed necessary to describe major deviation moments in terms of being a separate narrative from which one was being abandoned those words i've read more

clear bureaucratic documents than this other than the moral kwan and great champion as well as other essential elements of mythos hyper uber proto garocha let me say that again hyper uber proto garocha bears little to no resemblance to later Goroshas. It is therefore designated with a O, so as to start the regular timer within the Meshulabachamatan Trilogy. First draft. Oh my god. This was numbered with a 1, because it was the first universe to include Sam Raikkon, a universal constant for all later versions.

Oh, sure. Well, that makes sense. Excuse me, Mr. Tybee. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Why are these numbers in quotes? Oh, because they don't exist in universe 5000. Because they're strings and not integers. Oh. Yeah.

Anyways, that's why the Michelin Trilogy first draft was dubbed Uber Proto Ultra Semi-Gorosha. The next one, Porno-Gorosha, was designated as G2. What the fuuuuuck? This was to indicate that it had the basic structure in place to contain stories about Stan and Shalia Flippo. Who would, from that point on, also be universal constants. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna drink harder. This science fiction... Wait, this is fiction?

If you click on Stan, it's just some dude in a fucking... He's the most unassuming dude, and he's a universal constant? Look at that guy. I don't even know how to describe that. Wow. And it's a serum. Wait, wait, wait. I want to go a little bit further, please.

What? Okay, keep going, then. Okay, okay. All right, so something about Stan is Shaleo, Flip, Blue, blah, blah, blah. Who would, from that point on, be universal constants? However, no actual Garrosh's story developed. There.

All right. Well, terrific. Then I'm glad that you needed 29... You needed the history of the thing that never happened, didn't you? I'm glad that you needed 29,000 words to describe the multiverse for something that doesn't fucking exist. That doesn't exist in a dot doesn't exist kind of way. But that's actually not that. That that Grosha is not his epic.

His epic is called Stationary Voyagers. Stationary Voyagers. Acier, if you'll tell me about Stationary Voyagers, please. Do they all just sit on the couch? No, actually. It's not that.

It's another meaning of that. The way he spells it, it's stationary with an E, which would imply paper. Correct. Stationary Voyagers is an satirical serial space opera television series in development by Dozer Fleet Productions.

A team of diplomatic recon-oriented anthropomorphic writing utensils. Oh, okay. He spelled it correctly. Been done before, thanks. Yay! Seek to prevent widespread... Oh, Jesus. That's just a rip-off of Marvel Comics.

And DC Comics. The Pens seek to prevent widespread imperialism in their star system only to find themselves accidental heroes destined to battle an even bigger scheme by an ancient evil which threatens the eternal damnation of their entire universe. It was first envisioned in 2000 and has been undergoing numerous revisions since.

Jesus. Well, you, Mr. Dozerfleet Founder, who stars in Stationary Voyagers? Well, yeah, let me tell you. I just want to know what sort of star power you bring to this production. I made a convenient list, and there's links. You could follow them through, so it's all there.

Starring Pentel ClickitPD15. Oh, I love him. Right Bros Red Pen, Right Bros Blue Oh, I love him. Right Bros, red pen. Big tits on that one. And black pen. American Crafts, pink gel. That's probably female. Yeah, she does nudity in every scene.

It's awesome. American Crafts, purple. Hate her. She's a bitch. I've heard she's a bitch in everything she's ever done. You're a racist. I should add, if you pause and mouse over each link, he's got names for them.

So the Pentel Clickit PT-15 is Pextel. The Right Bros Red Pen is Rodney Antilles. They all have photos and bios. What's the theme song? What's the name of the theme song to this show? Oh, yeah, the theme song. What's the theme song? The opening theme is Stationery Voyager's theme song.

It all started in the house of a college-bound pencil. Accident, experiment, became a robot named Pextel. Wait, no, shut up. Shut up, shut up. Those are the old lyrics. Oh, those are the 2000 lyrics. Oh, sorry. Oh, those are the 2000 lyrics. That shit is fucking... Oh, shit.

I'm singing for you the 2007 lyrics. Do it, do it right. Do it right. Not far away came a day our worst fears were arising. Damn. That's nice. A rising tip. Low mats then.

Shaped like pens. Sought. Two on two. It's rising. Rising. I've got to go script to this chorus. Chorus. Stationary.

Stationary. Stationary. Voyagers. And then a multiplication problem. stationary stationary voyagers and then a multiplication problem alright uh well give me the synopsis for stationary voyagers please I need to know what is the general plot oh okay

wow the synopsis I'm just gonna skip to the list of episodes cause that might take a bit now the voyager's universe is a satirical alternate universe emphasizing christian apologetics in the louisian tradition while it simultaneously analyzes and critiques a variety of other topics as if we could already read that into it i mean jesus christ duh duh these topics range from metaphysics to the teachings of Immanuel Kant and Gottfried Leibniz

Leibniz to political theories to the American culture war and then some. And then some. It often uses substitution names

for its components real world counterparts such as Antia for America and Bralden for Britain etc. Other references

remain more obscure. More obscure than that, huh? Piecing together elements of American pop culture, biblical doctrine, and fabricating its own comic book style mythology, the story is designed to read like a comic book and an action thriller. Ooh.

Have I sold you yet? About diplomatic pens who discuss political theories. It's action pens. I think they punch each other a lot. It's going to be the next Matrix trilogy. Also it's satire.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. You know, what sort of ideas came to you uh to make stationary voyagers happen like like why why did this idea of stationary voyagers come about well i guess the very beginnings of what would evolve into stationary voyagers involved four primary objects found in the third and fourth

grade room of Holy Trinity Lutheran School on Burlington, Merling Dame Avenue in Wyoming, Michigan in the years of 1992-1994. These were your only friends, weren't they? I want to be thorough. The first of these was a simple number two pencil. Based on the popularity of Sonic the Hedgehog

Oh yeah, bingo. Based on the popularity of Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, yeah. Bingo. Based on the popularity of Sonic the Hedgehog. So this is a pretty good character. I bet it would be a better character if he were a pen. I know you're pretty exciting with your running.

Hang on. You know, let me. I got to tell. What if you leaked ink instead? Like this. I made a short series that was devised around the exploits of a pencil that could run really fast! What? How has nobody thought of that before now?

What? Why did you do such a thing? I can think of several reasons why nobody has thought of that before. Well, keep them to yourself! Anyway, the second object, the desk in that classroom. Oh, okay. All the desks resembled desert plateaus in Arizona.

All of them, perfect. All of them. Dead on. Magic's life in the desert served as basic amusement and opportunity to explore the concept of character development even in spite the lack of sophisticated plot. I got so excited I forgot some words here. The third object was a red pen used as a correction pen when students would correct each other's papers. Correcto, the red corrector pen.

Bow down, pen! Oh, you can't. Never mind. Sorry. He was magic. Snap in half! We don't fucking bend, dude. Jesus. Not that he was even necessary.

But if I wave you around real fast, it looks like you bend. Yeah. He was magic sidekick. Not that he was even necessary, given the lack of sophisticated plots. What the fuck? Sophisticated? That's one word to describe this plot. I was only in the fourth grade room at the time, so give me a break, man.

The fourth object- Yeah, but you were 19, for Christ's sake. That's too- A pair of scissors often playing the role of a stork-like villain, along with the glue bottle. Storks don't look like that. Okay, I'm gonna shatter your expectations. Stork-like. Okay.

The idea gained no support back then. Bullshit. Bullshit. But now it's 2013! However, it formed the basic concept of a strong moral series that could be told with anthropomorphic stationery. I guess it did do that.

I'd like to point out that the word stork-like links to the Wikipedia article for Vlasic Pickles. Play the role of a pickle-esque villain. Y'all gonna love cutting this paper. Oh, yeah. Good lord. Okay, what are Frank West's... Wait, before we move on, I'd like to point out that the series was cancelled after

four seasons. Fuck. So I'm never gonna find out how it is. That was a pretty good run, though. Statements like that are fucking baffling. It's no wings. That's a really confusing statement. Why is he? What the fuck? What does that mean?

I have to add, though, it may have been cancelled, but in 2000, it got reborn. Yeah, Stationary Voyager's final hope. I'm tired of all these remakes, man. The top speed of the Bindaf 3000 Mach 86

was decided from the very beginning. The amazing stationary Voyager. Because of Get Smart. Obviously. Frank West, what are some of the characters that I can expect from stationary Voyagers? I know that it stars

Red Pencil and Mechanical Pen. Excuse me, they have names? Voyagers. I know that it stars red pencil and mechanical pen. Excuse me, they have names? You're forgetting pickle scissors. Hextel Roblindo, a shy and stiff captain and field general? He seeks to mission to redeem and give meaning to the fact

that he has been mechanized. Or who can forget Rodney Antilles, a fun-loving former daredevil looking for a greater purpose for his life, as he believes his former career was a waste of his potential. His former career was what? I mean, like, he was a pen, right? No, he was a daredevil. He was a daredevil pen, all right.

Yeah, he did that thing where he'd loop around someone's thumb. Oh, crazy. He did that thing where he'd loop around someone's thumb? Oh, crazy. Of course, backing them up is the considerable acting skills of Oshino Handelbin, a former boy band member rebelling against the music industry for passing up for his brother, and presumably against his parents for naming him. Right, yes. Oshino, thanks.

Oshino Handelbin. Right, yes. Ocean-o. Thanks. Ocean-o. Ocean-o. Ocean-o Hendelbin. Hendelbin. Who else we got? Uh, well... Bet you can't go dumber than Ocean-o Hendelbin. Marlac Inkripe.

Oh! Penny Pennerstein. Rounding out the villains is Richard Saibomek Rabando. A former parish minister who has been mechanized against his will. I forget, what character is Viola Hunt in this again? Could you describe briefly Viola Hunt? A purple upjail pen with a sassy ghetto accent. I just like to point out that early on,

I accused BuddyBetter of being racist for hating that character. Man, you're good at this. You're really good. Can we please talk about a certain eraser theme? I believe that was missed slightly. Eraser theme? Yeah. We're still on the main members.

That was a mouthful. Erasaxo. Erasaxo Herrick. Yeah, thank you. Erasaxo Herrick, the last of the Eraser Man species. I just wanted you to raise your hand. I can't even. I'm sorry

I failed at that. There is no way to succeed you realize. Holy shit. Okay. Okay. There is so much shit to cover. Okay, so he also has done other movies in the same

way that he's done this movie right um he's done video games we don't even need to cover that because you fucking know that he's done video games like that's super fucking obvious uh but i think it's it's important to learn a little bit about the man himself because he is a fascinating specimen. So he has a section on his wiki called What's Hot This Year? And what's hot this year is whatever he's doing. So everything's hot then. that. Okay, so we know that he's a Christian and a bit of a moralizer, but

we haven't really kind of talked about that nearly enough. So, Boots, if you'll tell us about the Dozer Fleet production, what condoms don't protect you from, please? Okay, good. Is hell one of the things? I'm just going to need a second here.

Yeah, that's fine. Sorry, something. Oh, sorry, something. I just thought of something really funny there. But we're going to get serious now. Okay, let's do that. Sorry, the funny thing is still on my mind. Why do all these pages have QR codes, by the way?

Has anybody scanned these? So that you could take a picture of the webpage on your phone and then it would open up a webpage on your phone? What condoms don't protect you from is a PSA campaign that was started by the Dozer Fleet founder in September of 2008, originally for the fall semester TV production writing class

with Clayton Rye at Ferris State University. Alright, good. The PSA scripts were written as a reaction to all the propaganda going on around the Ferris campus that promoted promiscuous sex and rampant condom use. Rampant condom use is independent of the promiscuous sex, by the way. Hey guys, put on like three or four condoms today, man. Just run around. I like to pee inside them all the day, man.

This shit's awesome. One on every finger. Yup. I blow them up and just bop them around the room. The students in the class had participated in some of that very propaganda, and word of this PSA campaign made them very nervous. Tensions only eased a very tiny amount when the sequel PSA was written for broadcast writing class in the spring semester of 2009.

What especially annoyed those other students was the not-so-fast message it implied to them, calling many of them out for how unjustified they were in mocking abstinence education or reducing it to straw arguments. Straw arguments? Yeah. So arguments made with flex to straw arguments. Straw arguments? Yeah. So arguments made with flexi straws. Yeah, if you put enough of those arguments together, you make a man. Yeah.

All right, well, I feel like I've read some research about abstinence education and its effectiveness, but I'm sure you'll change my mind. Content, self-control, it's priceless. Tell me about that film. Yeah. The first of many clips in this ad shows a teenage girl curled up in shame on the floor. She looks up at the camera and reminds the audience that paying for condoms on a regular basis

costs as much as paying for cigarettes on a regular basis. The point being made is that condoms don't protect from lifestyle expenses. So if I smoke cigarettes, I can't get her pregnant. Is that what you're saying? No, she's just curled up in a ball crying going, condoms cost $10 a week! If only there was some way of getting

free condoms at this institution. You know, that's roughly the cost of just having the baby. I'm saying economically speaking, it makes sense. What other scenes are there? Yeah, another scene features another teenage girl reminding audiences of just how specific the instructions are on the right way to use

one. A condom cannot protect you from your own incompetence. Yeah, if you wear them all day on your fingers. Yeah, the next scene features a basketball player that reminds viewers that a condom is only as good as the areas it actually shields. Numerous diseases can still be transferred if any infected area comes in contact with another host. So if you're kneeing a woman in her vagina and you're not wearing a condom on your knee... You're okay.

I don't know why you needed to describe sex right there. For some, and depending on the disease, a full body condom would be needed in order to shield from the disease. Oh, okay. Or just to make a Woody Allen movie. Yeah. Then another teenage

girl comes in, complaining about how her boyfriend couldn't keep a secret. Condoms can't protect your reputation. They can if you wear them on your reputation. A minister comes on. Reputation condoms. A minister comes on, reminds viewers that if they're underage, they have to betray everyone

in their lives who is trying to protect them just to get what they think they want, which could lead to trusting someone else who is untrustworthy. Not only is that foolish, but it involves dishonesty. Dishonesty and the guilt associated with it, and the consequences of

such dishonesty and guilt, cannot be stopped by a condom. Another thing that can't be stopped by condoms is confusing sentence structure. You'd be surprised. Condoms are pretty much worthless. What else is somehow described in your movie with actions?

I don't understand how the actions... Okay, what else happens in the movie? A man caught by his wife cheating on him shows up in a divorce court and reminds viewers that if you're caught in the act, the damage it will do to you cannot be stopped by a condom. A NASCAR driver tells the audiences

that the car having an airbag is no excuse to drive like an idiot. Therefore, why use a thin sheet of latex as an excuse to copulate like one? And that's why I remove my airbag. How would a NASCAR driver even as an excuse to copulate like one. And that's why I removed my airbag.

How would a NASCAR driver even say that? That's too complicated. Well, he'd slur it a lot. Kind of mumble. Therefore, when you put the plastic bag on your ding-a-ling, don't fuzzle work all up in the bad way. In a Chick-fil-A jacket. Yep.

Praise America, Jesus. This is followed up by an insurance salesman who gives takes the sex industry's own statistics and throws those statistics right back at them. In a very physical way. It's a USB stick. Porn companies are always producing statistics. I thought it was burned to a CD-ROM. He points out that the...

Sorry, he points out that assuming the 99% effective rating they give is accurate, which it isn't, that means more... That means more than 100,000 or more customers per year in the United States alone are potentially being cheated by product defects.

And in the game of recreational sex, product defects can mean death. Maybe before we have sex, I gotta tell you, if this condom breaks, my sperm is radioactive. Yeah. You're gonna get super vagina. A casino operator also mocks the statistics,

comparing recreational sex to Russian roulette. Which they play at casinos. They play it at his casino. We need someone real trustworthy for our sex PSA. I know, a roulette dealer. A Russian roulette dealer.

It's not actually Russian. Diddy bow! Diddy bow! An off-screen narrator gets right to the point. No condom can protect you from yourself. I then proceeded to punch myself for a long time. Text on the screen dissolves in, reading, Self-control, while a girl off-camera with a black accent proclaims...

Give me a purple pen accent. A purple pen accent. Proclaims it's priceless. I bet it didn't sound like that. The scenery shows a used condom lying next to a tombstone. In fine print, the ad

attributes its sponsors saying that they provided the ad to encourage healthy living. So did someone have sex in a graveyard? What was the reception like for your films? By the way, there's two films.

There's this one, and then there's one called Living Hell, which is basically the same thing. More Hell House. But anyway, what was the reception for this? Reactions were about as predicted as they would be oh i kind of want to leave it like that but i guess i'll continue that's a good impulse but it's like the sentence is eating itself students who have been involved in more politically correct ads

were visibly uncomfortable with the existence of this ad script campaign. The one submitted for Clayton's class got the most strong reaction, with Clayton himself showing concern that the tombstone was a bit cheesy and over the top. The second ad didn't cause quite as much of a scene. Part of this had to do with the fact that nearly every ideology imaginable was in Comm 358 in the spring of 2009, whereas a few too many students in the fall of 2008 in TV production writing class were in Die in the Wool Liberal. Is that a real term? Can we seriously go back to Living Hill for just a moment?

I want you to read the first two sentences, just on their own, and stop right there. Okay. And I want you to know that I don't think this describes Dozer Fleet founder himself, of course. Okay. But please. Okay, good, good. A boy and his girlfriend in silence, staring each other awkwardly for a few minutes. The boy is obviously suffering from some disease.

And see. And C. And C. Thank you. Why are you laughing? We're not. It was a sex disease. Actually, you know what? Keep going. Keep going. Because there's some good science in this.

He tells his girl that she ruined him. She counters that they used a condom. He then points out her infected legs as the source of his warts, indicating that the condom didn't shield all the infected areas. He fucked her legs. He fucked her legs.

So first of all, she has genital warts on her thighs. Yes. I believe they're all mixed up. Those are actually your tits. Those are nipples. I mean... We had you upside down this whole time. I was thinking of your vagina. He's offering from suffering

from some sort of disease because he totally failed to notice her completely, like, warty legs before he stuck it in. Oh, well. I got a condom. I guess I'm okay. Okay. Okay, fuck. Okay, there's songs that we'll need to sing.

But I think before we get into the songs, let's find out what Dozerfleet did in 1999. And we know that because there's a section called What's Hot This Year? 1999. Oh, shit. Okay. So this page is impossibly laid out.

It's fucking really difficult to read anything. But what's important is that every blog item is color-coded for relevance. So, for example, Mutt Mathley's debut is tagged important.

And so on the scale of trivial to, I don't know, the other thing, this is in the middle. Yeah, it's like the Homeland Security Advisory System of nostalgia. Except all of them mean run away.

ACR, if you'll tell me about Mutt Mackley's debut, please. Of course. The Dozer founder possessed an Ardaken and co. hand puppet dog for many years, but didn't really have much in the way of a use for it. He finally got...

Oh, shit. Oh, no. I know where this is going to go. And it's around his balls. he finally got... Oh, shit! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I know where this is gonna go! And it's around his balls! You don't know that. Let's see. Let's wait.

I don't know. He finally got the idea to give it a loud, low-bass, grovely voice modeled after Typhus from Big Bad Beetleborgs. The Junkyard Dog's name became Mutt Mackley lovely voice modeled after Typhus from Big Bad Beetleborgs. The Junkyard Dog's name became Mutt Mackley and would later become the main character of a TV show idea

that would be dubbed The Mutt Mackley Show. So far, no balls. I don't know why this is written in future tense, but whatever. Dozer Fleet history relevance. Important. It's rated cyan. Mackley's video debut was for a speech that the Dozer Fleet

founder delivered for Jan Macy's speech class. However, he formatted it like a news broadcast that would only work if the illusion could be maintained that Mackley was a co-reporter. How dumb is the rest of your class? Additional cameras, a central recording area, and a video switcher would have caught audience reactions and made the experience that much more fun to watch.

Instead, the camera lady chose to only set up one camera, a three-quarter turn angle, at which the speaker would have to address an off-screen audience while filling up the frame in camera right, stage left. Mom, come on. Come on, Mom. Can you just hold it? Mom! You're going to have the ability of the seed, Mutt Mackley, you motherfucker! Not only did this violate the rule of thirds, it also destroyed the illusion as all of Mackley's puppetry movements were betrayed to the camera. Unforgivable.

An embarrassing debut, but it was a debut for the character all the same. Mount Mackley is just impossible to work with. One of the least professional people I've ever worked with. And the rest is history. Guys, I want to tell you about a canoe trip to remember.

In the Dozer Fleet history, this is relevance of notable. This is notable. Blue. Much like the Chicago trip of a few months prior, this trip inspired much adrenaline in the Dozer Fleet founder, leading to the poor sleep the night before. The canoe trip, however, was just a warm-up to the events of Camp Waterloo

that would immediately follow. Never much a fan of the outdoors. Surprise. He'd get more than fan of the outdoors. Surprise. He'd get more than plenty of his fill of it. However, Carly would be there. And that seemed like it would make it worthwhile to deal with all that undesired outdoors time. I'm so psyched about this canoe trip. It's got, what, it's in the water?

The canoe trip was a long, uncomfortable bus ride up to a lengthy Creek. As much as the dozer fleet founder would have loved to share a boat with Carly. So that, and I'm sure she would love it too. So the two could use the opportunity to get to know each other better. It was not meant to be.

So he doesn't know Carly and she's featured in all of these? Yes. Yes. Yes. Lucky Carly. Mr. Colnick wound up being his canoe partner. Carly would get to share the boat with Jesse

McKing. And while the two of them normally got along quite well, canoe complications are enough to strain almost anybody. My first three marriages all went to shit because of canoes. Oh my god!

Canoe complications. My parents broke up over a J-stroke. By contrast to their bickering and getting turned around, the Dozer Fleet founder and Mr. Kolonich had almost complete smooth sailing the entire trip. Now here's a photo of Anna Carly, Josh, Steve, and Kara enjoying their lunches. It is blurry and you can't make anything out.

Not seen. Belonging. Obsessed with Carly and unable to think of much else, the Dozerfleet founder worried about the possibility of their future together. A future that he wanted but suspected very much was doomed.

The gloomy thoughts were amplified by a song that was stuck in his head at the time, Back to Good by Matchbox 20. Oh, yes. That song was about canoes, wasn't it? Had he more of his own money to spend, he would have liked to spend it to make the time even more enjoyable. His favorite moment, however, was below.

Carly sat in a bench designed like the back of an old-style car, drinking a strawberry milkshake. All she lacked was the costume to fit the time period. What? You know, milkshake time. Yeah. You're not wearing your milkshake hat. You're right. I'm not. He couldn't get over how cute she looked in the resulting photo.

Maybe it's time to get over it. Maybe. Maybe now. Now you can get over it. He couldn't get over it. He needs to. Hey, she was wearing her lucky number 22 shirt that morning. Oh, that's prophetic.

Ironically, 22 came to mean bad luck in stationary Voyagers, as it was the difference between 86 for ideals and 64 for unpleasant realities. Yeah, that's irony. That's why she wore it. My story's not done yet. Oh. I'm really glad. As the end of school neared, she felt she needed to get it off her chest.

Carly informed the Dozer Fleet founder that she would not be returning to SML for the fall of 1999. I think that's the school. After all they'd been through together, it shocked him that this would be it. through together, it shocked him that this would be it. In the days before Comcast Xfinity high-speed internet at the Grand Ledge House, there was only the 1995 purchased

Compaq Presario. It had dial-up and ran old-school CompuServe. That was pretty much it as far as internet access. Carly didn't really have much in the way of web access either. There was no Facebook or MySpace or Pinterest or Google+. Cell phones were not ubiquitous.

Long-distance landlines were a fortune. Though she was only 14-some miles away, she might as well have been moving to the moon. So it was the lack of social networks that caused them to drift apart. The dark ages before Pinterest. Yeah, I'm moving away. Oh, really? Where? Um, just away. You know, way further than you could think of. The moon. Yeah, the moon.

Whatever. Space. I'm dead. Uh, yeah. Did you know that your shirt is unlucky? I'm still dead. I can't hear you. In my TV show, whores get murdered when they wear that shirt. Yeah, I'm calling

the cops. You don't need to call the cops. I'll protect you. Of course. I've got these pens. Carly would enroll in Holt High School, attending the building that later became the Holt Junior High. That's great. Good. Yeah. Oh, yeah oh yeah you're painting a picture here she was viewed at the time of one of the greatest things that has ever happened to him him of course third person and yet she was

about to completely disappear as if she were nothing he remembered a time when the math teacher mr berk had chewed her out over something that was trivial. When the Dozer fleet founder asked her for an explanation of why this was happening to her and why all of the teachers treated her like dirt, her only response was, because my name is Carly. Oh, she's retarded too.

Okay. Great. Carly! How dare you have that name again? Sit in the trash can! Because your name is Carly. She had no

other response. It wasn't just fleet. The dozer fleet founder felt as though the faculty was actively trying to sabotage his relationship before it even officially started. The two first in-lab at-school project together. Oh, it's weird how everyone's conspiring to make this relationship work. Yeah. There was no way to do without fish parts getting...

What the fuck? I skipped a sentence and all of a sudden there were... I kind of like it better. No, no, don't you dare explain this one. Don't you dare. Keep going. Keep going. Straight ahead.

Sure. Okay, fair enough. I'm going to skip one sentence. There was no way to do it. Oh my god. No way to do what? Oh god, there was? Okay, hang on.

Holy shit. Okay. So I'm skipping one sentence. Right. There was no way to do it without fish farts getting everywhere, including on Carly's face. Another thing condoms won't protect against. The fish that the two were assigned to take apart had a skull that was particularly resistant to penetration. Believe me, I tried.

And its brains were all a scrambled mess anyway. After I talked to you. Please, those brains were a scrambled mess before I got his brain. It's skull open. They were like that already. You gave me one of them scrambled fish brain fishes. He knew that with Carly's attitude toward the teachers being what it was, she was past any point of having patience with

that school or trying to make anything work out. She had to leave for the sake of her own sanity. A conversation with me, I assume. She wanted a fresh start and a clean slate, and to wipe away all the grief she had gotten from anyone at that school, the Dozer Fleet founder knew all too well that everyone else assumed the worst about her all the time, and they were never willing to give her a chance,

and not knowing what else to do, if only she had a white knight in her life. She developed a bad attitude towards them, thus playing right into their hands and turning things into a self-fulfilling prophecy. Kenny McCuller went so far as one point to tell the Dozerfleet founder that Carly, quote, isn't good for more than maybe a one-night stand. Oh no.

In her mind, a fresh start at Holt High was the only escape. Fresh start at Holt High was the only escape. Due to Dozerfleet founders' families' many personal grievances with the public education system. Oh, wow. Wow, that is a deep sentence right there. He decided to stick it out at SML, even though he knew it wouldn't be the same without her. He was devastated, but he knew he had to carry on. He'd gotten by for 15 years without needing her. Why should one year

with her change all that? But, but, but, AC, are you gonna turn the story around? Oh, no. Oh, yeah. You are. Come on. Oh, yeah. Alright, alright. Never one to readily accept defeat, the Dozer Fleet founder set to work keeping touch with the woman who had completely

captured his imagination the only way he knew how at the time. Snail mail. Whoa! Yeah, I don't get, like, snail mail where I'm going. Yeah, I don't get mail. I can't read either, and I'm allergic to paper. Well, that's a problem because you said you're not allowed to talk to me in person. Yeah, I'm allergic to air.

If you're writing all those letters, if you write enough of them, it's like the same cost as, you know, buying cigarettes. You can't write letters. Think of all the abuse you'll be doing to those poor pens. Somewhere between June 7th and July 17th, the Dozer Fleet founder set to work developing a newsletter that would keep her informed of everything happening in his life. I'm allergic to news. Well, that's good because none of that is actually happening either. Borrowing the inspiration for its name from a Home Improvement episode, Yo Splazz was born. Good God! From a home improvement episode. Yo Splaz was born. Good god. I know you're very curious. About the origins of this title.

So I'm going to explain. Oh yeah very much. The Splaz part came from the fact. That Carly was described as having Slaz. But also had the nickname Spaz. Why do you say Spaz and Slaz. All the time whenever I'm around. now the portmanteau spaz was coined just for her to give her the best of both why do you think that's better

when there was nothing better to talk about headlines would mention such things as what the dog tried to eat recently hey hey uh let's i i Hey, I'd like to skip forward in this part of the story. Great. There's an article I posted here. Just read the section titled Cancellation. No, no. You better not fucking read Cancellation without reading. History?

Oh, the history. Yeah, you're reading that fucking history. That's what you're doing. Who's reading that fucking history? Oh, the history! Yeah, you're reading that fucking history. That's what you're doing. Who's reading that fucking history? Frank West! Tell me about the history of Yo Splaz! Well, most bi-weekly issues of the newsletter were written using Microsoft Publisher 2000

and documented various events in the founder's life while waiting for her to respond. And then what? Most of the time, she didn't. No! The other time she really didn't. Responses were often generic

and did more to not say what was going on over on her end than to actually say anything. I sent him a lot of blank pieces of paper. So wait a sec. Here's my newsletter. It's called Take a Fucking Hint. Well, so it's like he's sending her a newsletter

in which he regales her with stories about what the dog's eating. And then she sends back trivial stuff back, and he's upset by this. This isn't hard news. We have to understand what he's interested in is stuff about him. She sort of sent him back information about him. About him, yeah.

Tell me more about the history of Yos Plas. Common features included talking about personal and school projects, documenting political issues of the time, and documenting things family members were up to. Whenever the family dog would do something bizarre, this too was often included in the newsletter. Congratulations! Something bizarre

like, you know, like does your taxes, or drives a car, or... Dog eats tomatoes, or dog eats cucumbers, were sometimes featured in the newsletter. Were sometimes featured in the newsletter. More than once! Dog eats food, I see. That is amazing. It was, in essence, a series of

love letters scantily clad as a semi-professional newsletter. Well, yeah, nothing gets bitches hot like dog eats tomatoes. Maybe it was a love letter to his dog. Dear Carly, how do I love thee? Let me count all the ways my dog eats things that aren't appropriate.

Dear Carly, how do I love thee? Let me count all the ways my dog eats things that are inappropriate. Issues were sent in a custom-designed envelope, emphasis on issues, and mailed to her house in Holt. It is unknown how many of the issues were actually read, as she began to ignore the letters by late 2000. Yeah, I ignored them the whole time.

She began to ignore the letters by late 2000. Discontinued in... Oh, 2000! Oh, the same year. Surprising. I assumed you'd have at least eight years in that. My mom made me write to you. All right, well, tell me about the cancellation of Yo Splash.

When it was discovered that she was no longer even reading the letters, all publication of them was discon... Wait, how did he find out? Yeah, what the... I sent you a letter saying, stop doing this shit. He put a spy camera in the header. All letters she had sent were thrown away. Evidence of her apathy

were made clear when she could not recall a previous issue documenting the start of Stationary Voyagers as a project. Yeah, you know, the pen project. The the one about pens you seriously did not read that whole thing who was your favorite character you don't even know who your favorite character was oh my god she also showed no sympathy whatsoever for the founder having had to get stitches no concern over several dozen other things. So she was lacking in empathy

for others? Well, I know why you two couldn't get along then. The founder continued unbroken-hearted, but still with a soft spot for her, until meeting Emily in 2001. That relationship was also too long. Dozens of prospects in college

That went nowhere later The founder soon became a very lonely College graduate in January of 2011 Relief from that came in May Upon meeting a woman from the Philippines Who was a little more open to what she was getting into Than any of the American, Korean Whatever women he met in college were Huh?

They're all anime characters. Ooh, redemption for this chick. I mean, she was lost without him. in a Facebook message for her behavior a decade earlier, stating, There are many things from the past about which I am not proud, and I am happy to say I am not that girl anymore. Distancing myself from you was not one of them, you fucking freak! I'm not proud that I ever spoke to you.

But today, I'm stronger. It's important, she didn't specify who that was aimed at. So, development, the section on development, of course, comes after the section on cancellation. Because chronologically that makes sense. Will you just

take the second paragraph of the development of Yos Blas? Yes, I will. Just so you can tell me what you've learned from this whole thing. Well, the newsletter worked for about a year to serve as a bridge to keep the two together, but she grew increasingly interested in new horizons, even as the dozer fleet founder grew increasingly stubborn about proving he

could be faithful to her, even in the midst of a student body that was encouraging a BA player mentality. But he wasn't going to go for that. It became as much a need to prove a moral point as it was an inability to let go. And I think we all learned a valuable lesson. Except for the Dozer Fleet founder, who I don't think learned

a valuable lesson. Rather than read you any of his Scarlet Letter, I'm just going to read a little bit of his James Bond knockoff. Back at the lair the USB drives contents are analyzed Tiffany and Vince discover that

Felix is capturing ideological opponents and threatening to lick them and give them HIV if they don't that's how my brother died you know what would foil that man's plot a condom a dental dam You know what would foil that man's plot? A condom. A dental dam.

Like, I'll lick you and give you HIV. Uh, okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. And then you let me go, right? Because I'll have HIV? Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, go ahead. They also discovered that

several others knew who would be for being dealt with. Women are decapitated while men are eviscerated. At the same time? Yeah, that's some coordination. Wait a sec, wait a sec. Was that him rewriting men are from Mars and women

are from Venus or whatever? It's another song parody. And their organs are harvested on the black market. Kickbacks of the money ends up going to the Democrat PAC campaigns. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes. So it's selling it on the black market, but then there's kickbacks. So, like...

Yeah, up until then it was on the up and up. Okay, okay, I gotcha. They're gonna launder it through McDonald's. Navy Rope and Tiffany decide that since most of the company has already elected not to believe the story, exposing it will do no good. They instead decide to sabotage the operation. However, they carry on with the mission. Tiffany uses her street smarts to learn where the storage center is. I think I know what race

Tiffany is. I was gonna say yeah, Tiffany is a purple pen, isn't she? Then breaks in with Navy Rube. They discover hundreds of decapitated bodies being kept alive on special machines and lab tables so as to keep the organs fresh and harvest ready.

There was a... You could have just kept the heads on, man. Wasn't there a movie that came out in Pakistan about Jews that were killing babies and selling their organs to lesbians or something? Well, that's practically every movie, though, isn't it? I was just going to say, this is pretty much Game Change, that one book about paperwork.

I gotta say, I don't know how I would formulate that Google search query, though. Just Vin Diesel. I want to interject in here to just give you a little piece of Garosha trivia. Vince Fenton is highly resistant to HIV, having the Klon resistance.

This makes him nearly immune to Clarence Felix's signature weapon, the Death Lick. In turn... Why are you laughing? Because it's funny! Oh, okay. I'm glad I wrote it then.

I'm glad this man, who is the person of this website, wrote it. This makes him the Garrosha Universe superhero with the most mundane superpower. Of course. Well, back to the story at hand, though. Mandy helps Tiffany disguise herself and hide her Navy rope gear while getting Vince to a hospital. However, Robert makes good in his threat. His foolish demand of a reward, however, results in Felix stabbing him with a syringe and then licking the wound. Oh.

With his death lick. Man. So he healed and killed. Oh, I've just been stabbed. That's no problem. I've been stabbed before. What the fuck? Oh, no!

Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, scroll down. Scroll on the page you're on, Lemon. Yeah. To Clarence Felix. Clarence? And just read.

And about the middle of that, he has Clarence Felix's catchphrase. Clarence Felix, Clarence Felix. It starts with the word welcome and ellipses. Here, I'll just... Clarence Felix is an HIV positive, racial, militant, gay activist who gets recruited into the FPV's Oklahoma division, blah, blah, blah. Sure. He is also known for licking his victims

like a cat as a way of threatening them, often taunting them by afterwards whispering to them, welcome to the world of AIDS. Jesus. Is it made of AIDS? Can you try that again with a ringmaster approach?

Welcome! Oh yeah, yeah, okay. Often taunting them by afterwards whispering to them, Welcome to the world of AIDS! See, I was thinking more along the lines of Welcome to Jurassic Park. That's a good line, too.

Yeah, yeah. Welcome to the world of AIDS. Nah, nah, nah. Can I jump to one of his political ads that was more recently produced? Oh, sure. Yeah. I don't see why not. We're going to be here all night.

If somebody wants to look up... Wait, no. I can actually learn to copy and paste. Oh, really, Lena? Oh, really, Lena? Yep. Oh, really, Lena. actually learn to copy and paste oh really lena oh really lena yep oh really lena is a political ad made by desert fleet tv for the 2012 elections it is a response to the infamous lena dunham ad your first time which tries to win voters by adding a creepy sexual innuendo to the process of voting yeah there's nothing oh fucking there's nothing creepy about sex yeah the response ad

opens up by establishing a drinking analogy from there it analyzes voting for either candidate as the difference between two drinking buddies it points out that while romney may not make much for a drinking buddy at least your drink will be safe you wouldn't let you have a drink by contrast it argues having a bottle for a drinking buddy and this is well established by facts will result in you passing out from your drink, waking up in a gutter somewhere sometime later, and wondering who stole your kidney. It goes on... Wait, wait, wait. It goes on to...

Why does drinking with Obama affect my alcohol tolerance? Also, kidneys got pissed out. It goes on to accuse Lena of having fried her brain on birth control drugs. That's right.

We found somebody dumber about human sexuality and birth control than Rush Limbaugh. Holy shit. Holy shit. You are the leader of the next generation, motherfucker. Oh, yeah. She was strung out on birth control drugs and al toys obama's secret kidney stealing ring pointing out that many businesses have had to go bankrupt in order to sponsor her forced birth control agenda how many businesses did she bankrupt by fucking

all of them oh okay salina Shit, shit, close the window! What about me? And there we go. We're out about an hour of... Ooh, boy, that's a lot of wiki. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, do it again. And there we go. We're out about an hour of That's a Spicy Wikipedia.

Ew. Boots, what'd you learn this week? I learned a lot of nonsense. I learned, like, 1,300 pages of nonsense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though we didn't read all of those pages. No, but I felt like... Still sort of, like, osmosized them.

Yeah, I feel like I've taken them in. Like, you know, I know about... Even though we didn't read it, I know about Lombrelli Labs, Pillbug, Robotic Avatar, Module 2, Feminine in Pink, Nicknamed Strawberry. Yeah, this was a challenge to read. I mean, obviously, you can look at this fucking hideous website, and you go, okay, clearly that's F-plus material. And you're right, it is.

It's got so much. It's kind of like, it's kind of Conservapedia. It's kind of like Nintendo fan wiki. It's got a lot of like, it's kind of Conservapedia. It's kind of like Nintendo fan wiki. It's got like a lot of like elements, but like it's so fucking dense. Yeah. Like it's got its own continuum. And then there's like the, you know, the live journal stuff in there too. And like the entire history of the guy.

It's, I mean, we recorded to do this one, we recorded longer than we usually do. I mean, we've gotten our recordings down to a pretty good lean, maybe like hour and a half, and only cutting out about 20 minutes or so an episode. That is not the case here. We went very long, That is not the case here. We went very long, and then I took it upon myself to just go into the recording with a hatchet and just try to get this thing close to an hour.

Yeah, the recording was about as much of a mess as this website is. Our thanks to both of the people that submitted this. I got two different documents here. One is from Cheapskate, and the other is from Matt. So thank you very much for submitting. And, of course, if you want to submit something, you can go to thfpl.us where we're taking your submissions, and we have a maintained spreadsheet of all the submissions that we have

and that we don't have so you can know how to get in there. Yeah, and if you want to help pad out content on a website, come to Ball Pit. That's B-A-L-L-P dot I-T. What should I talk about on Ball Pit? Oh, talk about your favorite characters that you've made in Sim City. The Sims.

Sure. You can talk about girls that were sort of friendly to you in high school. Or just, you know, the gay crusade against American family values. Yeah, that's... That's always a solid topic. Thanks very much for listening, and we'll see you next time.

Goodbye. Good night. And goodbye. Bye. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay.

Uh, yeah. What about me? What about me? Do you really want to hurt me, baby? Tell me now. What about me? I'm going to give you a brief history of how World War II started, because you probably have a theory, but it's wrong. After the Marquis de Sade was executed. You probably have a theory, but it's wrong.

After the Marquis de Sade was executed... Okay, well, it's history. And this is technically correct, so I'm still with you. Nothing happened in the past. His disciples decided to employ his propaganda. Anyone who opposed their barbaric cruelty toward their murder and rape victims was accused of being an irrational bigot for opposing brutal rape and murder. These followers of de Sade, the Saudians, became the origin of the term sadism and sadistic. The original Saudians eventually moved from France to Germany and became the Nazi Party.