The F Plus - 126: Acquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah

Episode Date: February 5, 2014

Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification.

Somebody did tarot for fun with Robert, right? Yep. Yeah. How come Robert doesn't teach tarot for fun with Robert? Hey there, this is the F Plus Podcast, Terrible Things, Red with Enthusiasm. My name's Lemon. And my name is Bunny Bread. Bunny Bread, you are sounding great. Are you feeling great as well? You know, I'm not. I just sound incredible. I would sound handsome even if I was dead, of course. Sure, of course. But yeah, I've been kind of lethargic. I don't really. Oh, is it like is it like a specific kind of problem that you're having? Like something that, you know, is verifiable and understandable and not bullshit? Yeah, yeah. my chakras aren't in tune, I believe.

I went to a doctor. I said not bullshit. And I said my chakras aren't in tune. Okay, so your chakras aren't in tune. Right. Any other problems that you have? I feel like my soul is slightly fuzzy. Okay.

A general fuzziness of the soul, yeah. Sure. Hey, let me ask you a question do you have money i do all right well why would that matter okay uh no reason no reason no reason uh so so uh it sounds like you have problems that are kind of not really super duper clear, but you have money that you could spend on fixing those problems. Yes, yes indeed. So welcome to the American Capitalist Society. And what we have is

our episode today is about pyramid systems. Pyrodine.com created by a guy named Dr. Fred Bell. He's dead, but his work lives on. And what you can do is you can buy pyramids that you put on your head. No, literally.

Literally, I mean that. It's a pyramid that you put on your head. I'm trying to shove my money into the Internet right now. It'll get there eventually. Readersaders assemble! In the room tonight we have Bunny Bread El Destino de la Humanidad Panel Con Zaratustra Come quads up!

I have three head pyramids hanging in my living room Nutshell Gulag 10,000 BC Goblecki Tepe and other Stone Circle Mysteries E.T. terraforming? Why does he read the internet? He reads the internet for you, King Lou Fernandez. Moral will demonstrate that language is the software of the mind, that divine mind is our heart divine, and that together we can upgrade the English language.

And lemon. Learn about nature-inspired, scientifically magical, vibrational mud pies, how they are made, and what science reveals they can do. Hey, F+. Hey. Hello. How are you guys doing? Good. How would you rate your chakras on a scale of

orange to lavender? Puce. Washing machine. Puce. I said it first. Oh, shit. Terrific. Well, we are going to learn about the paradigm system, and I'm sure that there might be a question that you might have

in your mind saying, what is paradigm systems and and that's a question that i would probably need an hour to uh get to the explanation of so perhaps by the end of this episode um i will have an answer for you but let's start out um with uh lou if you'll just talk about the front page here what's what... So I'm on Paradigm.com. Their tagline is The Science of the Future Creating Health and Energy for Tomorrow. Oh, there's dolphins!

It's a person and a dolphin. And then the site pioneers the concept of a mid-level navigation, where it's like a top-level navigation, but it's in the middle of the page. Oh. What am I looking at here?

Well, I just want you to read the welcome section. The welcome. Some really bad costume jewelry. Welcome. Supernutrition Pyramid Systems Palladian and Andromedian Technologies. Paradigm LLC is an innovative health and energy company that promotes greater consciousness, health and well-being. Only a body that is fueled with the best

ingredients can deliver ultimate performance and we believe that if we pay more attention to our bodies we will become a healthier and happier person. Dr. Fred Bell was a practicing neuropath, scientist, environmentalist, inventor, performing world-class musician, internationally known speaker and founder of Paradigm.

A neuropath is something you can be in Shadowrun, right? Yeah, he is a naturopath. Oh, a naturopath? Yeah, a naturopath. Shippuden? Yeah, that's something anime-ish. It's like a necropath, but more, like, natural, maybe? That's okay, because Paradigm sounds like an evil company from an anime.

Sure, fair enough. Yeah. Sadly, Dr. Fred Bell passed away September 25th, 2011. Shit. A great mind loss, but never forgotten, his legacy continues on through his daughters Megan Mary and Alana Bell. Bringing Paradine towards educating... Wait.

Oh. Bringing Paradine forwards, educating the world and sharing Dr. Bell's products, Dr. Bell, bringing paradigm towards educating, wait, bringing paradigm forwards, educating the world and sharing Dr. Bell's products. Dr. Bell spent his lifetime creating technologies that not only help people become more aware of the world around them, but also help to heal and stop the negative effects of such toxins as radiation, stress, exposure to ELF and EMF, frequencies. So stress is a toxin, is it? Yes. Hmm. Okay.

Radiation is a toxin. And ELF and, oh, I'm thinking of KLF. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's an airline. The band from the 90s. Yeah. Oh, I was thinking of the airline. I'm thinking of KLM.

That's KLM. Yeah, all right. Now I'm thinking of KLF. Anyway, anyway. Yeah, there KLF. Anyway, anyway. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, yes. The many other toxic environmental chemicals affecting your body every day. All of Dr. Fred Bell's technology, such as the world-famous nuclear receptor,

headgear pyramids, books, CDs, and health supplements are available here on our online store. Guaranteed to not make you look stupid. Paradigm is home to the one and only nuclear receptor, a product that started back in the 1960s and was developed by Dr. Fred Bell over the last three decades. The receptor utilizes technologies derived from shape energy. Shape energy.

Whoa. I learned about that on Sesame Street. Crystals and gemstones. Be against your bullshit. it's good enough for me wait we haven't gotten laser light amplification tibetan acupuncture and is it palladium or is it pleiadian i think it's like the constellation of the pleiadian yeah pleiadian well i i want to learn more about this Dr. Fred Bell, this fallen hero that we all should learn from. So, Bunny Bright, if you'll tell me about Dr. Fred Bell. Dr. Fred Bell.

Never heard of him, but I'll try. Yeah, just, well, see, like, okay, put this pyramid hat on and then see if anything, like, any words come to mind. Okay. Wow. Dr. Fred Bell was born in Ann Arbor, Michigan, on August 10th, 1943. His father was a scientist whom worked with the late Henry Ford Sr. That's not how whom works, but, you know, good try. Shh, I believe this is a doctor writing this about himself after he died.

Fair enough. His great uncle from his father's side, Alexander Graham Bell, you may have heard of him. He invented the Graham Bell cracker. Yep. Was also well known for inventing the telephone. And on his mother's side, a direct descendant of Ethan Allen. This guy, he got the hook up. That's two weird name drops to put

together yeah as a result of this strange genetic gene pool dr bell has a tendency to be a revolutionist with wild and crazy ideas wait let me try everyone in the world is picturing steve martin right now yeah yeah let me let me try again yeah Has a tendency to be revolutionist with wild and crazy ideas. Fair enough. A bit of an electric eccentric. His father, Alan Bell,

brought the London Bridge over from England and put it in the middle of an Arizona desert. So this guy is Buckaroo Bonza. Yes. Later, he built a city with a pond around it. today called Havasu City. Havasu, I guess. Sure, maybe.

Because of his strange heritage, now it's just strange. Because he told the truth so often. Yeah. Because of his strange heritage, young Dr. Fred Bell was propelled into science at a very early age. And at age 14, he was not only working at the University of Michigan on nuclear energy projects, but was also inducted into the U.S. government's project called MKUltra.

Bet you didn't know that, did you? You know, if... My bingo sheet is getting filled out here. If you do acid at the age of 14, that's fine. You don't need to make up a cover story that it's a government MKUltra experiment. Yeah, it's the 60s for Christ's sake. This early mind control research covered such topics as past life regression. And the, uh, Comquat, you're going to want to go get another bingo sheet.

The 90s. I can't see the words through all the dots. And the popular remote viewing used today by the CIA and other intelligence gathering factions worldwide. While working at the University of Michigan, Dr. Bill had the privilege of working under the

mentorship of Dr. Katz. You mean the squiggly psychiatrist? Yep. All right. Now, wait, the remote viewing, is that being able to see other people or just being able to change your channel? Well, yeah, it's being able to see yourself change your channel. Before then, you'd always have to shut your eyes. Dr. Katz came over here as an honored scientist, previously working for the Third Reich under Adolf Hitler.

Never heard of him again, but all right. Werner von Braun and Dr. Katz were both transferred here by the American government under an operation known as Operation Paperclip. This is really starting to, like, be... Hurt? Well, it's getting pretty Dan Brown-y. Like, it's interesting how, like, everyone important in society is folding into Dr. Fred Bell. Oh, it's sad that Amy Lee never got to meet him.

While working for Dr. Katz in the Randolph Laboratory at the University of Michigan, Dr. Bell worked on a magnetic disintegration project later known as the Philadelphia Experiment, a high-temperature fusion experiment, a bubble project later, project later, known as cold fusion, shockwave, shockwave experimentation that led to the classification of high-altitude nuclear blasts, underground nuclear blasts, nuclear explosions over water, and nuclear explosions at ground level. So, all

four kinds of nuclear explosions. I like that you invented cold fusion and buried the lead on it. Like, nah, invented cold fusion. That's a means to an end. In addition, Dr. Bell worked with the University of Michigan's cyclotron doing experiments. Isn't that a ride

at the 4-H fair? It's a pinball table, right? Okay, it's a lot of things. Cyclotron doing experimentation with a bombardment of nuclear particles and their collisions involving reverse time. Whoa! Yes. Whoa, what? Really?

This is Command and Conquer now. Wait, why has the word Tesla not showed up at this point, actually? Wait, wait, wait. Because he's a descendant of Alexander Grimdahl. Oh, fair enough, fair enough. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. As observed in a Wilson cloud chamber. As a result of this, Dr. Bell built the world's first time machine.

There have been several others. You may have heard of them. Yay! You know, I mean, the time machines are so advanced by now There have been several others. You may have heard of them. Yay! You know, I mean, the time machines are so advanced by now that people forget about the world's first time machine. Had to crank that puppy by hand. Yeah. It ran on diesel.

The T1. Wow. Built the world's first time machine called the T1 time travel transposer. Wouldn't that be like the T3, T3 cubed or something? Well, that allows time travel into the future in increments of microseconds. How incredibly useful. Hey, guys, guys, I'm traveling into the future right now in increments of microseconds. Wow.

Holy shit. That's amazing. Thanks, Dr. Fred Bell. So Fred Bell then worked at NASA. I'm sure if you, you know, like looked at this on LexisNexis, it would all kind of, you know, be verified. But anyway, tell me what happened after he left his NASA-related position. After he left his NASA-related position, he went into the private sector and consulted to over 3,000

companies. Because of his vast science background and instrumentation, his services were applicable almost anywhere worldwide. He then left the defense sector and began studying with the Himalayan masters. As one does. Golf on Mount Everest?

No, no, you know, like he consulted with, you know, RZA, Ghostface Killer. He will never share the Wu-Tang secret. During this time, he became internationally known as a contactee to a Pleiadian, we never decided on how that was pronounced, to a plaid group of extraterrestrial humanoids whom were here to help the Earth, to help the people on Earth save themselves from their own destructive tendencies.

Yep. Is there a problem here? No, I'm just... You weren't there. You know, I like him. I mean, just... I just can't tell which... I can't tell which pronoun was the... Were the extraterrestrials destructive towards themselves, or were we?

I don't know which there means. Yes. All right. Take this next paragraph, because I'm sure that it'll shine some light on, it'll make me less confused, I imagine. In Dr. Bell's last years, he was still working with the government when the need arose. The need for what? The need. Oh, the need.

The need for speed. Right. Just prior to the catastrophe of 9-11, Dr. Bell was working with famed Dr. Stephen Greer in decompartmentalizing the various agencies that are working in concert with extraterrestrials. Decompartmentalizing. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep.

Sure. That need arises. Yep. It's advanced feng shui is what we're talking about. On such projects as advanced propulsion systems and Star Wars weaponry. Yay! Good, I want a lightsaber.

What? There it is. First one to say lightsaber. Oh, wow. This project was known as the Disclosure Project and was being presented to the United States Senate on the very day of 9-11. How come the Disclosure Project hasn't been disclosed? I feel like I haven't heard about this. Well, not until now.

Well, those buildings fell down. We can't disclose about this. Well, not until now. Well, those buildings fell down. We can't disclose it now. All right. So there's plenty more on this page. Dr. Fred Bill, of course, lives a fascinating life. But I noticed that as I scroll down on the page, I see somebody with a wire pyramid on their head. And I, of course, am thinking...

Are you sure that's just not a stylish hat or a form of headphones? Yeah, she went to the royal wedding, I think. I'm disappointed she doesn't have matching pyramid earrings. That is sad. That would cause an overload. So I'm looking at this headgear pyramid, and I'm thinking, like, holy shit,

that looks amazing. Where do I get one of those? Nutshell, if you'll please tell me about headgear pyramids. I'm thinking, like, holy shit, that looks amazing. Where do I get one of those? Nutshell, if you'll please tell me about headgear pyramids. Pyramids have fascinated humankind for thousands of years. One of the most famous, the Great Pyramid, remains the world's greatest unsolved mystery, as Reg Miller puts it in his book,

Pyramid Truth. It does? On the Pyramid of Truth. Wait, it's still an unsolved mystery? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep. Like how good pyramids are, yep.

We only invented the triangle like 50 years ago, right? Yeah. Well, and then we had to invent three more to put together. Yeah. Well, pyramid technology began probably hundreds of centuries ago. Probably. Probably. Yep.

Hundreds of centuries. Hundreds and hundreds of centuries ago. Probably. Probably. Yep. Hundreds of centuries. Hundreds and hundreds of centuries ago. Hundreds of centuries. Probably. Sure. That's like 20 centuries or something.

But, you know, it took a while for it to catch on. It got its first real push into modern society in the 1920s when Karl Durbel of Czechoslovakia

received a patent for the pyramids used as a razor blade sharpener. Does that predate Toblerone? It must. That's like what I think is really impressive about pyramid science. Yeah. Because when I think of modern society, I think of, you know, Czechoslovakshaped razor blade sharpeners. Then another development occurred in the 1940s to 1950s when Wilhelm Reich discovered the

Orgone effect, which, when applied to pyramid technologies, greatly enhanced the multipurpose healing and detoxification effects of pyramids. Oh. Unfortunately, it didn't have any effect on the razor blade sharpening effects of pyramids. Discovered. What? Discovered. Not invented. Discovered. What? Discovered. Not invented.

Discovered. Oh. Right. So the healing and detoxification effect of pyramids. Mm-hmm. Right. Yep. It was always there.

You just needed to unlock it. Just kind of unleash the power, you see. All right. Well, tell me more. Tell me more, please. Okay. Well, we all underestimate that pyramids are something special. Fools.

We see pyramids many times as a shape that is integrated into architectural designs, and yet what purpose do they have? How can these be? Why did they build a world like that? If only there was someone who understood architecture. Like, people don't do... Oh, my God. It's mysterious designs that come from who knows where.

When we make pyramids for applications for the human body, we use alternate layers of gold, copper, and silver, which are active metals, within layers of nickel, which are passive in nature. This speeds up the bioplasmic life force that is the essence of pyramid power. A form of aura photography exists today that shows us directly how our life forces are progressing.

In the mid-70s, Dr. Bell discovered when exposing the human body to a pyramid that it would increase our energy and vitality. Why is this? Pyramids block the effect of negative energies and radio frequencies. Oh, shit. My fucking Walkman doesn't work now.

I surround myself with pyramids. Just by talking about pyramids? That's the incredible power of the pyramid. I take it back to Best Buy, because I live in a pyramid and I didn't know it was not going to work. Okay, sir, did you think about

did you ever discuss pyramids while operating your Walkman? I'm sorry, that points to warranty. It specifically says it on the package. If I disappear, I apologize because my internet will go out because pyramids. How are we

recording this right now? Alright, keep going. Okay, all great pyramids, from Egypt or somewhere else, amplify energy by being aligned to the magnetic north. All pyramid systems developed by Dr. Bell are

Oregon-plated. That had something to do with the previous sentence. The magnetic north is up? Yep. Yep. Okay. Have you ever seen a map? That's true. The map's usually up. Okay, fair enough. I'm sorry.

This plating process has alternating layers of active and passive metals. The utilization of precious metals, such as gold, has octahedral molecular shapes. Big words! Therefore, these pyramids do not have to be aligned

to the magnetic north. What? So, because the stuff in the metal is a pyramid, the pyramid that is made of that metal does not have to point up. That's what you're saying.

Awesome. Pyramids are magic because they all align to the north. Our pyramids are good because they don't need to align to the north. I like that in the original mention of the metals, the active and passive are in quotes.

Yes. Well, you know. You only get a certain allotment of quotation marks when you're writing something like this. Yeah, you wouldn't want to come off as moronic or pretentious or any of these. Pyridine

is the world's foremost producer of pyramids in Oregon technology. The number one seller for several decades has been the amazing titanium headgear pyramid. We have found that the titanium pyramid has a very strong detoxifying effect on the body. I'm sorry, that's not listed as an active metal. It's a much stronger output of negative ions. It's not listed because it's special! Super active.

Sorry, guys. You know, we're all going to get pyramids at the end of this, except for you. Thanks, Oprah. I guess I'll just, yeah. Underneath your chair is a pyramid! Everyone put it on! Well, that's why I don't get any fucking cell phone reception.

Thanks. Headgear pyramids. Oh, sorry. Yes? Oh, yes, I'm sorry. Finish it up. Headgear pyramids are nine-inch precious metal-plated frames, titanium or steel-based. Oh, so it doesn't matter.

Okay, great. You know, for when you can't afford titanium. so it doesn't matter. Okay, great. You know, for when you can't afford titanium. Everyone who has seriously endeavored to wear the Pyramid Headgear for any length of time has had remarkable results in the reduction of fatigue and stress.

Seriously endeavored. Okay. You have to put your back into it. Remarkable results in the looking foolish and wasting money. So if you go to the store, there are a bunch of different headgear pyramids that you can buy. There's the Fire Dome.

There's the Pyra Dome. There's the Ray Dome. Okay, wait. And then there's Power Dome Gold and Power Dome Silver. Anyway, but yeah, so Power Dome, which is weird because I'm pretty sure Devo invented the Power Dome silver. Anyway, but yeah, so Power Dome, which is weird because I'm pretty sure Devo invented the Power Dome. The hat from Whippet is the Power Dome.

Anyway, so you can buy the Fire Dome for $75, the Pyro Dome for $65, the Ray Dome for $85, and the Vitamid for $89. Beautiful! The Vitamid? It's got fruit in it.

I'm clicking on that. Yeah, totally. But really briefly, I want to just run through the Power Dome Silver and the Power Dome Gold. So the Power Dome, I'll just tell you about

the Power Dome Gold. The Power Dome Gold is nine inches of pure titanium headgear pyramid that is 24-carat orgone plated. The Power Dome Gold is recommended

for creative work, such as playing or composing music, painting, and various other creative activities. It is also very calming, grounding, and greatly enhances meditation. With the regular use of the Power Dome Gold, the benefits may include That's

wording that protects you. Anyway, the benefits may include extreme toxification of the body, strong output of negative ions. Don't know what that means. Increased concentration and attention span. Lots of it. Increased vitality and soothing and balancing. I'd love that.

So that can be yours for only $275. Now, you may be thinking, I'm going to get the Plowardome Silver instead, which is also $275. The main difference between the Powerdome Gold and the Powerdome Silver is, as I said, the Power Dome Gold offers extreme detoxification of the body. However, the Power Dome Silver offers profound detoxification of the body. Oh, okay, yeah. I want that one instead. That's the kind of detoxification that makes you go, wow. Whereas the Power Dome Gold is what you detoxify when you're drinking Mountain Dew.

Exactly. Nutshell, you're looking at the Vitamid right now, right? Yeah. Will you tell me what the Vitamid does? Well, it looks like it basically makes your fruit get ripe faster. Well, how does it do it? Tell me, tell me, tell me. Okay, the Vitamid is a 12-inch steel household pyramid that is 24-carat gold-plated.

Right. 24-carat gold-plated. Right. The vitamin is used to treat and energize water, foods, and other beverages, and also promotes healthy plant growth. Place the vitamin over fruits for faster ripening. $89, huh? Let's get two.

Okay. That works better than a paper bag. Because ripening of fruit isn't fruit decaying. That's not fruit decaying. Nothing works better than a paper bag. Because ripening of fruit isn't fruit decaying. That's not fruit decaying. Yeah, that's growth. Right, that's growth, not decay. Yeah, exactly. That's fruit achieving its potential. Does the fruit also get extreme detoxification and increased vitality?

Or those are things that only people get. No, it gets profound ripening. What happens if I stick some baked goods in there? Can it energize my cheese danish for me? Oh, yeah. If you need a cheese danish, it's ripening, yeah. If you've ever had a lemon that had its chakras out of alignment, you know what the Vitamid can do for you.

So the Andromeda and Holographic Projector. Damn. Yeah. Look yeah this bling yeah yeah uh lou if you tell me just a little bit about there's a lot of fucking words on here but we're gonna read some of them um if you'll tell me about the androm add the words i can't pronounce okay for some reason please click on the picture so you can see the full glory oh i'm in it yeah it's uh it's some bling there's very difficult. Please click on the picture so you can see the full glory. Oh, I'm in it. Yeah. It's some blingy. It's some bling.

This looks like you can get it for 50 cents from a vending machine. It should be in 50 cents mouth. It should be in 50 cents mouth. I think my chakras are married now. I love New York. I love it. Again. I'm sorry. Which part did you want me to say?

Just start from the top, please. Okay. The Andromedian Holographic Projector. The Andromedian Holographic Projector is extremely complex in its capabilities and powers. Dr. Bell always told people, when using one of these, quote, unquote, be careful what you think. And remember, quote, unquotequote the mind is the slayer of the real second thing okay i don't think quite like that but okay second thing to remember is quote-unquote energy follows thought here we explore the pendant and the standalone projector

the history of how they were discovered by Dr. Fred Bell, putting them to use and also how to purchase your own projector. Projector history beginning with the receptor. The nuclear receptor has been a great asset and has touched the lives of millions of people worldwide. I'm sure. Although none of them realize it because no one knows what it is.

It is not meant as a device for cheating on the aging process, rather the a device for cheating on the aging process. Rather, the device. Cheating on the aging process. Yeah. Oh, aging process. I have to find out like this. Were you getting younger?

Yeah. You getting old with somebody else. Were you banging out that youth again? Well, the time machine. If you use the time machine, you're cheating on the aging process. This guy is working both sides of the fence. If you use the time machine, you're cheating on the aging process. Well, not really. It only goes forward. It's a good defense. Rather, a device when used with other methods, such as proper eating habits, nutrition, exercise, and the consumption of large amounts of water on a daily basis.

Large amounts of water on a daily basis. The first dilemma of the aging process is that of time versus the de-spiraling nature of human DNA. It starts with a thing called time. Whoa. Time. Whoa. Time. Whoa. That's a good album title right there. I thought that was going to be the beginning of a rap epic.

I believe in a thing called time. That's why I put this thing right on my head. Guitar. As our Earth rotates around the Pleiades every 26,872 years, we have a 2,239-year subcycle. Great. During these different subcycles, the atomic frequency of our cells experiences a different conductivity and feedback between spirit and matter. During the Piscean Age. Wait, I'm sorry. What is that? How would you pronounce that word? Piscean? During the Piscean Age, wait, I'm sorry, what is that?

How would you pronounce that word? During the Piscean Age, Piscean, sure, Piscean, I guess that's right. During the Piscean Aging, the overall consciousness of the, the overall consciousness of the planet was, I believe,

because every country or nation, this sentence makes no sense. During the Piscean Aging of the overall consciousness of the planet was I believe because every country or nation had a different belief system there obviously was a difference of

opinion which led to the holy wars in order that's what led to the holy wars of course in order to preserve national integrity and strength of the armies to defend this integrity, governments were set up. The governments led the people based on aristocratic beliefs of their most wealthy and powerful. Having power, these governments also controlled science.

Longevity was a major concern in most kingdoms. It was very important for kings and queens, dictators and tyrants to have a better value of health and longevity. It was also noted that a short-term memory would be a great asset when kings and queens, dictators and tyrants made selfish and tragic mistakes,

including plagues. Viruses killing bacteria is not a new thing by the ruling entities, but has been a standard procedure for many millennia. Even the extraterrestrials have made various comments to assorted contactees. That's why different extraterrestrial beings are making commentary on how these secret governments conduct their very secret projects, such as the goings-on at Area 51. In Dr. Bell's books, Ray of Truth Crystals of Light.

Rays of Truth Crystals of Light. Rays of Truth Crystals of Light. In Dr. Bell's books, Rays of Truth Crystals of Light and Death of Ignorance, he writes about a lot of these clandestine experiments often conducted in prisons.

Are they normal prisons or are they space prisons? Wait, so when space commits crimes, you put them in prison? I need to remind us that this is a product description. Right here on their official website. This is not on the Geocities page. This is not on Above Top Secret. This is on a website selling you a product that you put your credit card in.

This is the copy to sell the thing. I wonder if this copywriter works for other agencies. Guys, this is the sizzle. The Fitbit. All right. In the 1800s, there were governments. The extraterrestrials are making comments on Amazon about this device. This is, yeah, all right.

Would you like me to continue? What are viruses? Well, viruses are tetrahedrons, which consist of steep right-angle triangles. I love Tetris. I love Tetris. They produce standing waves that reflect the natural vibration of healing energies emanating from the astral, mental, and spiritual planes. These viruses produce a discord with DNA and therefore creating a healing crisis. The octahedron shape with a harmonious vibration, on the other hand, combats the viral shape with its discordal vibration.

Do you see a common denominator here? Yes. No, no, no. Well, I'll tell you. Brain damage? It's shape. Oh, so shapes are good? I thought it was crazy. No, shapes are bad.

Shape occupies space. Oh, is space good? Like Wall Street. That's true. Depending on what the occupied shapes are in valid space within the planet Earth, occupation of space creates frequencies on a very microscopic level. What? With that point made.

With that point. Okay, guys. With that point made. Are we all on the same page? With that point made. Consider the receptor and the projector. Consider the receptor and projector. They have form. They have form.

They have divine mathematical projections that occupy space within time. Both have protrusions within this veil of illusion that we call the third dimension. Their earlier counterparts were called amulets.

Amulets were correct. I have a slot for that on my character. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. Amulets were correct for the consciousness versus integrity in form. How smart were our ancestors during a period of time in the Piscean Age? I don't know. Piscean Age.

Amulets, however, were subject to the brilliance of their terrestrial creators you didn't answer the question all right we need you know what we need to demonstrate we need to demonstrate uh actionability at this point because because you know that you're again this is a product you need to you need to you need to tell me so so so stay with me ladies and gentlemen i'm getting to the why you want this product right so what is the first thing that will happen there's gotta be a better way what is the first thing that will happen uh well we wait uh well when you first examine the receptor you'll notice that it looks like a satellite dish of course right of course that's that's exactly what direct tv installed on my neighbor's roof oh the first thing okay

the first thing that will happen the first thing that will happen when wearing a projector is your personal universe will change okay unlike the nuclear receptor which allows your body to process negative energies the projector removes negative energies before they were created in the first place. Therefore, not only did they not ever reach you, any effect they could have had is gone. When you create a void of disharmonious energies, the harmonious energies increase in amplitude. This will place a pressure, brackets, of positive nature within your immediate sphere of influence, obviously affecting your personal lifestyle drastically. Not operating your body's energy, not operating your body's energy chakras, the projector

is worn below the nuclear receptor. Oh, if you know what I mean. It may be concealed under a layer of clothing, so it's good that you don't have to wear it on top. Now I wonder how many people are wearing them all the time. What happens as the projector specifically unwinds the DNA? As the projector specifically unwinds the DNA into the fourth dimension, etheric precursing trigger signals emanate at the brain neuron sites,

allowing existing hormone structures on-site to oscillate directly on the resonant frequencies that created their arrival in the first place. This has to be computer-generated text at this point. Since hormones are specifically directed into the bloodstream by vibrational stimuli

such as sound, light, and color, this causes them to resonate directly on the brain sites. Hence, a forced feedback path is created. This path can be traced directly back to the original creator frequencies, which arrive as intelligence narrating their creation.

In the world of negative energies, the interpretation of proper creator narration is lost. Oh oh that's yeah that's a good yeah yeah we've we all we all remember that all right so how many will you buy this is the weirdest speech i've ever you also get a chamois oh well okay wow are you following me camera guy um uh okay so we've got uh we've got our uh our pyramid hats um when we're all looking we're looking really good in that we've got our i think amulet question mark and and we're

wearing that we've got our book rays of truth crystals of light do they sell any other clothing items maybe like pants or shoes hammer pants zubas? Yeah Those ones with the toes What other part of your body do you think you could You could have improved By a pyramid You're a jerk Taint, taint, taint Thank you for following my leading question

Alright, so this is the bed, Portamid It is a pyramid That you put over your bed And Kumquat's up It is a pyramid that you put over your bed. And kumquats up. I see that it's a pyramid that you put over your bed. Self-explanatory there. Oh, you weren't kidding.

Yeah, no, I wasn't kidding. No, literally a pyramid that you put over your bed. How small is your bed? You have to have a super uncomfortable bed, too. You put some mosquito netting and fake flowers on that, and it's like every 12-year-old girl's dream bed. You mean a giant slab of wood? Yeah. Because there's no mattresses on there. That bed is missing nails.

Anyway, Kumquatsup, how does the bed portamid work? Did you ever wonder why we feel rested and rejuvenated after a good night's sleep? No, it's pretty fucking obvious. I never feel that way. It's pretty fucking obvious. I just slept. Our feelings are controlled by seven levels of consciousness

corresponding to the seven major endocrine glands in the body. And also the seven layers in that dip that Margie brings over on poker night. Love that. In order to be in perfect accord with our

surroundings, the body's endocrine glands must be functioning perfectly. Hence the dip. Consciousness manifests itself through the physical expressions of sex,

diet, compassion, love, action, and discovery respectively? Sex, diet, compassion, love, action, and discovery rules around me. Can you get the money? Got a dollar bill, y'all.

What I'm taking away from this is that it's okay to eat in bed? Horizontal sleep brings the glands parallel to the Earth's surface. Right? Right. Of course. That's why I stopped sleeping hanging upside down. Because you're parallel to the Earth's surface.

So, like a compass, they become magnetically aligned with each other. That's how compasses work. That's true. That's true. When I lie down in bed, my head usually finds magnetic north. Yeah, meaning up. Yeah, meaning up. Wait, so then I'm not parallel to the earth again.

Fuck! Like a compass, they become magnetically aligned with each other. This process of magnetic recharging vitalizes the glands. This magnetization and recharging effect is greatly enhanced when you sleep

under a portamid, due to the large volume of magnetic concentration that exists within the pyramidal boundaries. Hmm. Can we send this link to the insane clown posse? Sure. We can answer their question. I keep thinking that a portamid

is a pyramid that you shit in. Fuck. Wow. That's pooping in luxury right there. Yeah. I need to keep my shit chakras aligned. You have to shit parallel to the earth. It's a little messier. You don't shit sideways?

Really? The astral or emotional body the first higher inner plane of the human body cannot relax when it is being disturbed by outer disharmonious frequencies. Like my neighbors playing accordion music at two in the morning. Portamon benefits with regular use may include detoxification of the entire body,

great relaxation, higher energy and vitality, deeper meditation, restful sleep, increased intimacy with your partner, available in king-queen size. deeper meditation, restful sleep, increased intimacy with your partner. Available in king-queen size. The benefits may include available in king-queen size, yeah. Oh, it also says the portabed can stop radiation while you sleep. Okay. Just so everyone knows, these pyramids aren't solid.

Like, they're just wire pyramids. Yeah, it's a giant tent with no sides. Right, but it stops radiation. Now, if I wanted to go camping, could I use it? Yeah. Well, I mean, you just wouldn't get rained on by radiation, of course. Yeah, you'd need some kind of special orgone rainfly.

Orgone. Did you guys look at the cabinet that i showed earlier yeah yeah i did the cabinet that sucks out your bad energies it looks kind of like a fruit dehydrator it's uh where i put my kids when they've been bad i mean it helps them with their energy right but it also terrifies them well that's then win-win, really. Perfect. That's parenting. I think we're going to get into a little bit more here. But first, there is the Star Orb. That sounds so pretty. Star Orb.

And Star Orb is basically one of those Pyramid Headgears duct taped to another Pyramid Headgear duct taped to another Pyramid Headgear. Oh. Whoa. She's twisting my pyramids. How do you fit your head in there? Nutshell, what does the Star Orb do?

I don't care. It's not what I wanted. Well, then in that case, fine. Go back to the catalog and tell me about the product that you're most interested in. There is a crystals section. There is a health supplement section.

There is music by Dr. Fred Bell. There are five different books on offer. Which product would you like to tell us about? Let's look at the crystals. All right. So there are 25 different crystals.

One of them is called Black Diamond, which I believe you mean to say quartz. No, no, it's diamond. Black Diamond sounds more expensive. It's diamond. Okay, let's see what that does. Damn, damn, girl. Go for the big money.

Go for Atlantis or Buolite. Or Dressania. Dressia. Huh. Oh, yeah, Dressia. Well, the black diamond's sold. I guess these are just individual crystals. Sure.

Anyway, tell me about any product. Any news that you like there. That's a lot of money. Well, black diamond is $125. Any news do you like there? That's a lot of money. Well, black diamond is $125. From our box of black magic, this smoky quartz crystal black diamond features one large point and one baby point.

Oh. Weight, five pounds. Width, seven inches. By height, four inches. Out of stock. Shit, you hear that? It's got two corners, guys. It's much better than the one corner thing.

What does it do? Holds down. Stays black. Stays black and dies. That's what it does. If you don't know, then you shouldn't be buying it. You know, I'm a little bit too classy for that, Crystal. I want the Everest because I want the summit of crystal technology.

Tell me about the Everest, please. Well, at $1,799, But mark down from $3,000. Get it now. The Everest features two ice points, a stunning master crystal

for any room in your home. Weight, 55 pounds. Height, 11 inches. Width, 10 inches. It's a massive salt lick. It's still in stock. Unsurprisingly. For some strange reason.

That is weird. Two ice points. It's a master crystal. Snap that thing up. Yeah. That is weird. Two ice points. It's a master crystal. So, I mean, this is great for bludgering a business partner or yourself. I'm an anarchist, so I don't recognize any god crystals or master crystals. All right. So there are a whole bunch of customer testimonials, people that are super happy with the products that Dr. Fred Bell has on offer.

Please tell me they've got pictures of them wearing their pyramid hats. Unfortunately, no. We will perhaps visit their Facebook briefly to see more photos of people wearing pyramid hats. Anyway, my name is Eduardo, and I have a testimonial for us. The most noticeable effect has been my wife. She just appeared. That's the most noticeable. Suddenly, I'm married.

I put the pyramid down over my bed, and then there was a wife there. She is under benzodiazepine treatment for addiction on it. Wait, she's addicted to benzodiazepine? She's addicted to it. No, she's addicted to the word it. She's addicted to information technologies. She's addicted to pyramids? Yes. She's under the benzodiazepine treatment for addiction on it.

Weird. So she just is a drug addict. Right. I'm on treatment for my addiction by taking more of the drugs. And my first intention was for her thinking on cleaning his physical and astral... What the fuck? She is also a man. Okay, okay, I can do this.

I can totally do this. This will make sense if I read it correctly. Okay, for addiction on it. sense if I read it correctly. Okay, for addiction on it, and my first intention was for her thinking on cleaning his physical and astral body, just almost immediately she

used the pyramid on his head and begun and on his head begun Okay, fucking clean the slate. I am doing this completely over. Okay, because I really slate I am doing this completely over Okay, because I really want to

Eduardo Angrella C Okay, the most noticeable effect has been my wife She is under benzodiazepine, a treatment for addiction on it, and my first intention was for her thinking on cleaning his physical and astral body, just almost immediately

she used the pyramid on his head, begun to reject meat. He used to eat a lot, and his food went to vegetables and all. But most interesting was that having been she very disorderly about his personal things like clothing and so on, suddenly she begun to put order in all this, cleaning and throwing unnecessary things. There's a sentence. Are you sure? Period. Are you really sure?

All done. That was a sentence. For me, it was very interesting because it means that his person for getting clean inside and outside need to put order in both. One of my daughters was going through a difficult moment in his ordinary life issues, and I lended she my pyramid during my holidays.

Google Translate, what the fuck have you done this time? Something marvelous. It was about 15 days and suddenly she begun to change his stamina and disposition and countenance as I think by consequences vibrations went to a better

good quality and recited two opportunities for change his workplace and getting going on changing in his situation. This is an amazing gender switching thing. And getting a going on a change. Where was I? Why did I lose my place for some reason?

The rest of my family. Oh, of course. I'm so sorry. The rest of my family, seeing this notorious effects, went on dispositions for using his own pyramids. I should like too much that my friends see this and get interested on it, but it takes it time. Not too much people know about this tools and this knowledge.

My personal experience and effects is more internal and not so outside noticeable. But for me, it is and will be an habitual user of this instrument. Since I was very young and I got interested in deeper aspect of life, meaning, etc. And read about pyramid effects many years ago. Now I'm 72 years old. And suffering from dementia. Thank you. I was 14 at the beginning of this paragraph.

Cheating on the aging process. Nutshell, John Allison, please. Okay. I got my receptor a couple days ago. Already I'm feeling its benefits. For the last six months plus, I had felt like I had a mild grade flu. Now I feel no traces of flu. I appreciate your personal attention to this matter.

Cheers, John. That's much more effective than antibiotics. Yep. Come Quatsop, you are Amanda Morris. I was introduced to pyridine and their products slightly less than a year ago. I have to say it has changed my life. You have to say that.

I have to. I began... Legally obligated? I began with a pyramid headgear as I worked on a computer and headset all day. The mental fog I typically experienced halfway through the day from exposure to technology began to decrease. I was better able to work without eventually feeling run down by the end of the day. I began to read Dr. Bell's Ray of Truth Crystals of Light book and was mentally transformed. His scientific backing.

Scientific, right? Scientific backing. Backing by scientists. Yes, yes, yes. To all of his research has created an immense sense of peace. I didn't expect that word to come right there.

An immense sense of peace and awareness of this world and what is truly happening to our bodies and environments on a daily basis. During reading that book, I received a nuclear receptor in which i had a dull chest pain and headaches after the first few days of wearing it due to the detoxification process that my body

apparently needed oh my god apparently mind you i am a very health conscious individual and i do vegetable and fruit whoa whoa hey look what what you do in your own home is your own business but come on you don't need to share yeah yeah i drank tons of water and after about two weeks, my body began to need the receptor. That sounds bad. Don't you need it if it's... I could feel the mental clarity it began to create, as the pyramid did. So the pyramid felt mental clarity as well. Yeah. The pyramid might be an energy vampire.

I think it's time to get an axe and some fire. It's an $85 vampire. Will forever be in my life and my loved one's lives. I'm sure they're very grateful. I am so thankful pyridine fell into my lap. Everything happens for a reason. Why do you exist then? Because of pyramids.

Oh. Der. Did you not hear any of that? Lou, you are Betty Harbison. You posted this on Facebook. Yeah, Betty Harbison via Facebook. My twin sister and I live in the Ocala National Forest in Central Florida. We observe chemtrails in the sky daily. Ding!

Oh! I have an eight-foot portamid pyramid over my bed and a five-foot one over the table I sit at in my workshop. I purchased them over eight years ago along with a super receptor, two headgear pyramids, and Dr. Bell's books, Death of Ignorance and

Rays of Truth. I can't imagine... So you get up from your pyramid bed, you put on your pyramid hat, you move over to your pyramid table, you take your pyramid vitamins. It's like roly-poly-oly. I can't imagine

my life without these wonderful healing and detoxifying tools. Our friends and family love coming to visit us so they can point and laugh. Of course. They can feel the peaceful, relaxing atmosphere created by the pyramids. Wherever I go, I am seeing

stressed out people. Overly irritated drivers, totally unaware of the chemtrail additives they are breathing in. This is just not the way the world is supposed to be. Sometimes I get comments about my pyramid sun hat I wear over my head. Sometimes I get comments about my pyramid sun hat I wear over my headgear pyramid. What?

What? What? It's a double. What? I'm doubling up. What? You are double bagging your own head in pyramids. Yeah.

You are double bagging your own head in pyramids. Yeah, I get comments about my pyramids that I wear over my headgear pyramid, which gives me the opportunity to explain how it works and talk about Dr. Bell's book. Dear family of Dr. Fred Bell, I want you to know how very courageous you are to carry on your father's mission to put the truth out to a world that's got to get it right. Almost like there's a profit motive behind this or we may not be here much longer at least not humans with human emotion the end that doesn't mean pyramid hats are the only thing saving us from nuclear fallout. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nutshell, you took the vitamins. You are Keta Rail.

What I love about the pyridine full-spectrum vitamins is that I can take them on an empty stomach. All of their multivitamins and every other supplement will make me very nauseous within about ten minutes. Not yours. Because it actually has stuff that works. Not with yours. The other thing is that they feel transparent to my body. They just go in and do the job without a lot of stress on my system to metabolize them. Also, they're invisible.

And also, Kumquat, just finish it up with, Please repeat your name, just so we remember what your name is. Hello? Hello! Hello! My name is Skully, via Facebook. Thank you! My receptor arrived a day early. I've only had it on for a few moments, and already I feel worlds better in every way. Keep up the good work! Blessings beyond the stars!

Oh! Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. So this is a Facebook post by Power9 Systems. Here we have a very, very, very low-res cell phone photo of two porn stars. Yeah. Wannabe porn stars

wearing pyramid hats. And I leave the comment, Megan Bell and Mandy Morris love their pyramids. How often do you wear yours? Mark Williams, Tim J, Rowena Nihill, and 21 others like this. Also, it was shared one time. Well, hello.

My name is... My parents named me after the vacuum cleaner. There are no vowels in your name. Well, those cause toxins. The pyramid lifted out. I'll wear mine every single day. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome.

I said thank you to the pyramid, not to you. My name is Randy Phillips. You ladies should do another video. Hot heart. Boner bon boner! Heart hamburger menu? My name is Rowena Nihil, and the power dome that the guy

talks about is made of titanium and is for mental clarity and concentration. It's the most powerful pyramid, hence the name. They all detox when worn, which in turn has side effects so best removed for a while. Though living in London, you're constantly bombarded with pollution of many different kinds.

Are you Agatha Christie? Possibly. I don't know where I'm going with that accent, really, honestly. No, no, no, keep going, though. Riding away. To Pleiades. going on? Riding away. To Pleiades. Both my daughters were born in one. At home

in the States with very short labor and little pain. Go to pyridine.com and find out more. My children's father lectured on this for 40 years or more and worked using pyramids and developing how they can best be used to help people.

And how the pyramid shape is the building blocks of much of the universe. What? It actually can be of great benefit. Yeah, because there's just a lot of pyramids just naturally being created. And Marcy Strickland Hyde says, lampshade frames?

C. Strickland Hyde says, lampshade frames? Yeah, so the daughter of Dr. Fred Bell is speaking at the Conscious Life Expo in Los Angeles at the LAX Hilton. I do not know how much it costs, but I'm sure plenty. But let's see. So some of the lectures that you can experience are, for example, Dr. Eve Allen, Gemstones and the Power of Healing. Peter Goodgold and his seminar, Easy Water, the Fourth Stage of Water. Hey, if I can interrupt you,

I've been invited personally. Thanks. My name's Ray Serino, and I'm going to be doing a rocket stove workshop for you to make your own rocket stove. Don't miss Vincent Genna and his speech, God, it's not working. Hey, hey, hey. I ever read Tarot for Fun

with Robert. Hey, do you like buildings or food? Yeah, totally both. I love both. No, fuck you. My name's Larry Santoyo, and I'm presenting Beyond Buildings and Food. If you guys are into magic, my name's Joe Rimbolo, and I'm doing a thing called the Sorcerer's Magic. Oh!

I'm Chantal Benedict, and I'm a scientist. I'm doing quantum skeletal alignment. There's also Dr. Michael Cotton, and he has a seminar entitled Higher Brain Living Registered Trademark. So, I know you guys want to flow better. Right, yeah. You mean like freestyle, right? Yeah. Yeah. You know what you need? My name's Allison

JK. That's, I'm not just kidding. That's my name. And I'm presenting Chakras and the Science of Flow. Damn! My name is Rebecca Norrington, and I'm presenting Forgive or Else! Hi, everybody. My name is Rebecca Norrington, and I'm presenting Forgive or Else.

Hi, everybody. My name's Shima Moore, and it's important to get your words out there, so I'm teaching a class called Lions, Tigers, and Blogs. Oh, my. Oh, Jesus. Hey, hey, hey. I'm Blossom Benedict. Yeah, you may have heard of me.

Hey, Blossom. I'm doing something called Turn Up the Magic. Because our magic has been rather muted. Does my magic go to 11? Right. Yeah. Also, on Sunday, February 9th, there are two different lectures by Megan Bamba. From 5 to 6, you can catch her lecture, How to Save Your Seeds.

And then from 7 to 8, you can catch her lecture, How to Save Your Seeds. And then from 7 to 8, you can catch her lecture, Why Seed Saving Will Change the World. Hello. My name is Petros. I give talk call Vortex Bioshield. Hey. I'm Tommy Teeple, and I'd

like to introduce you to Edible Landscapes. Okay. I think I saw that. I made those in elementary school. I like gingerbread and licorice and shit. My name is Dr. Nicky Elliott, and I'm teaching a class on balancing energetically sensitive children, because a lot of these kids are really hard to balance. Hey, F+, do you get angry when plants lie to you? Yes.

Great. Caitlin Kate has a lecture entitled Trees Talking Truth. No bullshit from these trees. Trees spitting the truth here. Hey, hey. Hard. Hey, motherfuckers. Are you tired of men taking all your manifestation?

Yeah, totally. Well, my name is Astarius Miraculi, and I'm presenting Femifestation and Ascension. Lord Jesus. So gross. Wait, this is happening next month. gross. Wait. Well, wait. This is happening next month. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You're going, right? Yeah. Are you going to be in Los Angeles? I might be in L.A. for this. All right. Oh, my God.

Obviously, some people are, you know, into bullshit aromatherapy. Fuck those people. Ginger Ravencroft has the powers of bullshit aromatherapy. Fuck those people. Ginger Ravencroft has the powers of true aromatherapy. Did anyone read the Sue, Cher, She fingernail and tongue analysis seminar? I feel like I would have remembered. I think I would. Hi. You know, if I went to this, I think I'd just kind of fall over from the overload of trying to decide which one of these fine lectures to go to every hour.

You'd probably just spin around in a circle until you fell down. It'd be difficult because, you know, when I listen to public speakers that are full of shit, I start giggling. So this is like three, I start giggling. So this is like three straight days of giggling. Well, they say laughter is the best medicine. Fair enough. Are you laughing in a pyramid? Yeah.

I guess maybe I put my hands up, you know? Hello, hello. My name is Caitlin Keat. Hey, Caitlin. How much of you is really you? Are we running on cell memory programming known as ancestral autopilot? Nope.

Yes. No, we are not. I'm going to go with maybe. No. No. Although important for survival in the past, it is now outdated and time to step into our true authentic selves. Vibrations are the keys to evolve above programming. Okay.

The saying, we become our parents no longer needs to be our reality. We can become our children instead. Fuck you, mom. You know, the lecture Meditation Past Lives and Raise Your Inner Vibration not a very good title,

but it is led by Nefertiti. Oh, God. Really? I wondered what she was up to. Yeah, it's been a while. Nefertiti presents Come Experience the Magic of Hypnotherapy. Hi, everyone. My name is Anne Kate Sullivan, and I'm teaching a class entitled I am light

I am light Oh dear Still do cling to our dreams Though we lost what they mean Oh all of us it would seem Still do cling to our dreams Though we lost what they mean Leaving everything I used to embrace Pocket full of holes I had without space And there we go.

Round about an hour of, ça, dis-moi, dis-moi, give us your money! Bunny Brad, what did you learn this week? Oh my, I learned so many things. I learned that you don't need health care, you don't need physical or social therapy to get

better. You need three triangles stuck together. That's really what you need. You need to wear it on your head or on your bed, somewhere. You need to wear it. I mean, on your bed, somewhere you need to wear it I mean, I can't even tell you how this episode has changed my life presumably somewhere

in the text because there's a lot of text somewhere in the text on Pyrodyne.com will try to explain like why exactly wearing a pyramid on your head is a good idea, or maybe it did and we just didn't catch that part. I think we were just too stupid.

Yeah, this is a personal failing on our part. Yeah, it's just... It's some science. I mean, yeah, it's one man's life work. And if you go to the thing that we were on at the end there, the Conscious Life Expo, God, there's just so much more. I'm looking right

now at the profile of uh sean david morton uh doing a kung fu pose and he's talking about the bavarian illuminati yeah he likes yeah that's the it's like the normal illuminati but like chocolate yeah yeah absolutely uh the red cross knights. Um, so they kill you specifically to collect your blood. Yeah. Yeah, so they really haven't thought this through the whole way. But, I mean, it's a good first try. It's, uh, it's really, it's really stunning. And, like, and I don't know, because I think that a lot of times with, like, these, um, hippie, bullshitty, like, what-fuck-do-we-know kind of things,

I don't think it's 100% absolute scamminess. I think that it's a balance. It's like 50% just scamming people and then 50% out-and-out crazy. Yeah. Because I would love to just steal money from these people as well and just be like hey look it's water but it costs a lot give me your money this one's got souls in it or something but yeah i think that those people can smell like that crazy like they need some sort of authenticity of hippie crazy to really buy into it which is why for a limited time you can catch me at the Conscious Life Expo.

What's your seminar? I am doing a seminar on spiritual vaginal awakenings via the ancient Mayan Pinterest prophecies. My name, my speaker name will be Chris. That's Q-R-Y-S-S-S-S-S. A-K-W-A-N-A-T-A-S-H-I-N-O-N. Right.

Which is spelled with just like a number three and a bunch of dashes. Or I'd like to be addressed by my Comanche name, because I truly feel I'm Native American at heart. Yeah, yeah. Which my Comanche name, I believe, was Stanky Leg. Doing the Stanky Leg in the tradition of your fathers. This was yet another episode made possible by Cheapskate. I think this is like the fourth or fifth thing of his that we've read. All of his submissions have been really fucking solid and fun and varied.

If you're looking for more Cheapskate, he has a video series called Cheapskate Reviews. They are reviews of free media, and there's a link on the FPL. They are reviews of free media, and there's a link on thefpl.us. There's also ballpit, B-A-L-L-P, dot I-T, at the F+, on Twitter, facebook.com slash the F+. Fucking the Google one is like plus dot Google. Who cares? Anyway, yeah, we have a bunch of social media outlets and uh i update them when i have the patience to do so all right we're out of here bye-bye namaste We're coming around We're coming around

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The most credible human being in the world. Doesn't like just putting his face out there. He's pretty much a recluse. Listen, I would not participate in couples therapy if I didn't believe in the concept. The China doll and Chuck D couldn't make it.