The F Plus - 132: Skyrim Has Crashed (User Decency Error)

Episode Date: April 4, 2014

With over 20 million units sold, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has been a shared part of our cultural experience. It's an open world game where you can slay dragons, accept missions, and explore a world created for you. But you know what you can't do? Drink a potion to make your penis four feet long and then use it as a truncheon to assault thieves. And that's where the mod community comes in. We're looking at loverslab.com - a place on the internet where perverts can share and discuss different Skyrim sex mods and complain about how none of them are any good for some reason. This week, The F Plus isn't going to judge your personal footjob technique.

Stag doesn't think there's enough dicks in video games. I don't think there's enough dicks in video games. Thank you. More tequila! Sex! Sex! Sex on the beach! Sex! Sex! Sex on the beach! Come on now! Sex! Sex! Sex on the beach! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex on the... Skyrim. Welcome to the F Plus Podcast, your home on the internet for terrible things right with enthusiasm.

In the room tonight we have Boots Reingear. My penis is missing! Stog! I only have the sex lab framework and the matchmaker add-on to have sex with anybody but you're getting kind of bored just going around casting a spell on random people. John Toast?

You have no ankles. Welcome back, Montreth! Spanking fans don't are fans, not all, from black clothes and extreme crazy sex toys. And Lemon, impale people with your dick?

No. Sure, we all do. Impale people with your dick? Sure, we all do. Just call 555-2495. Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon. Hi. How are you doing? John, welcome back, Stog.

Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. I John? Welcome back, Stog. Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. I'm glad that I'm actually here. Are you excited for a nice, fun, lighthearted episode? Yeah. No, I'd like to do something non-sexual for my first time back. Change it up a little.

That's what you'd like, is it? That'd be really fun, you know, do something really unique. Okay. Well, you know, let me look through everything that we have in the hopper. Of course, you know, we do on the F+, keep a track of all the submissions and score them and everything. So there's a lot of

fun ones. There's a document on people that chew ice. That's really good. Oh yeah, I saw that. There's the Tao of Dungeons and Dragons. That's pretty good. But I think we're going to go with this one, which is Sex Mods in Skyrim. Okay. Yay.

I'm going to get some lizard dicks. Finally, that's something you've been waiting for. Just hoping to get to that point. I've been waiting for the lizard dicks. Okay. You'd think an El Paso would be easier to find. You'd think it would. So

this document comes to us from Montreth, and unlike other times, we actually have Montreth here in the room, so we can all thank her in person for everything that we're about to read. Hi, Montreth. Hello, Montreth. Yes, yes, I'm going to thank her for this.

I'm going to get really drunk because of you. Excuses, excuses. Let's start out with a question that I find myself asking, you know, not daily, but weekly at least. Shlongs of Skyrim, what's the point? The computer people can't reproduce without them. Hey, we've got the words point, what's the point? Wait. The computer people can't reproduce without them. Hey, we've got the words point and schlong in the same sentence here.

Oh, I was wondering why I was so aroused by this article, and I wanted to take it home and have sex with it. Give me a tip on the schlongs of Skyrim. Uh, okay. No, but honestly, with the rendering that these dicks probably have, the point is probably at the end of the penis. All right. So, just saying probably have, the point is probably at the end of the penis. All right. So, my name is Gwilgy, of course. And I just want to say that at this point, there are mods to make penis fully erect in whatever size you want. So what's the point?

Mind you, I mean this in the least angry manner possible. People are usually very angry about the schlongs of Skyrim. I just want to learn. Boots, you're a D-man XX2? What's the point? Name just one of those mods that can accomplish what this mod currently can. It's not just erect other mods.

You only have two erect and inflated. But this mod allows you change by animation. So you can point it to where other mods can't. I would rather ask what the point of this

topic. Yeah? You would rather ask what the point of this topic. You would rather ask that. I believe Vector Plexus is the creator of Shlongs of Skyrim. Is that correct, Mantraith? I don't know if he's the creator, but he's certainly the spokesperson. All right. Well, if you want to take VectorPlexus, then.

He's very invested in this. Good, good. I like a man with a mission. Okay. I may have been a little bit harsh on my first reply, so I'll just teach you what's different about SOS. And if you can point me out

what other mods have these features, would you please be so kind to tell them out for me? Thank you. Animated male genitalia with some jiggling physics. Yeah. I'm going to go to third person, and I'm going to make my Nord jump all day. Look, I knew something was missing from Skyrim,

and it was jiggling dead or alive testicles. Yep, yep, absolutely. Bouncing around everywhere you moved. Does it have a... I'm assuming it probably has a slider, like, ball jiggle. Yes, I think it does. The penis erect position...

It has, like, dicks and, like, slideshows. How can I get both? Is there a slider for each individual testicle? The penis is actually animated with keypines. One of them is stationary and the other one is bouncing around like Flubber.

What other features? Male genitalia variety within the same game session and the ability to change it without having the need to equip it without having the need to equip it. Oh, sure. So,

go through town to town. James mailed Genitalia Sky within the same game session without the need to equip your penis. Isn't it embarrassing when you leave the house and you forget your penis. Isn't it embarrassing when you leave the house and you forget your penis? Let's see, my keys, my wallet,

I know I'm forgetting something. Normally you store it in your pants, but every once in a while you can just equip it in your left or right hand. You can probably equip it in both hands. Skyrim usually supports that. Still more features. Each NPC has the shape slash size recorded on the game

so the game always knows what's the correct shape and size to use. I doubt it knows the correct shape and size. I doubt most of these penises are the correct shape and size. Oh, we're getting there later. There are plenty of more features

that I'm not going to bother to list them. Tell me of a single mod capable of doing at least one of these things listed. At Monsto. I don't get why you use bouncing breast mod as well. Yet, judging by your signature, you do, right? Why? Wasn't a normal no bouncing breast not enough for you? So what? I don't get it.

What is it that you don't get? I can try and draw you a picture if it helps you getting it. Weird, equal sign, uppercase S. We are on loverslab.com, by the way. Loverslab is the place where you can be called a hypocrite for not downloading a jiggling balls mod. I disagree. I think the site is called Loverslab, where they construct lovers. Yeah, I had some debate about that with the people who I've shown this form to.

John, you are a rock. A rock. A rock. Well, because in addition to a fully erect penis, SOS offers a flaccid penis and a scaling animation to toggle between the two.

As well as options to change penis size and shape. Alright. So just at the opening animation, you got your hands bound. What kind of penis are you? as well as options to change penis size and shape. All right. So just at the opening animation, you got your hands bound. What kind of penis are you? That's a Facebook quiz? I would like a triangle penis. All accomplished with a single skeleton and mesh,

a very nice-looking mesh with great textures. Also includes the most realistic and best penis mess I've seen thus far, and I have downloaded a lot of penis meshes, I tell you what. Adweek presents the six best penis meshes. The Penis Examiner

weekly rates this mod as the best. Like, comment, and subscribe to my penis mods. The skeleton includes six penis nodes. Penis node? Isn't that called a vagina? Yeah, baby. What do you think of my penis nodes?

Install some cyberware into your penis node. Oh no, Max Headroom is on my penis. For detailed animation, along with scrotum node for sack animations. Just one node for the Scrotum? How can you not have two? I don't like this mod at all.

All you can do is increase the data storage within your Scrotum node. Somebody hack my Scrotum. Finally, the mod includes specialized Havoc modular animations that allow the penis to react realistically to direct movement, meaning your schlong wags and bounces realistically during all-game animations.

In my opinion, the greatest feature. Does that mean that I can jump into the water, lie flat on my back, and use my penis as a sail to take me from island to island? I think he means that the schlong wags like a dog's tail when he gets excited. Only if you have a very weird penis. I do. He does. He really does.

I just picture this guy playing the game, and he goes into a kill animation. He's just looking longingly at his character's crotch like, If only I could see how his penis wags and bobs realistically. Someday. Maybe it'll implement penis kills. Oh, okay.

There's nothing like watching SOS during a sex animation I made. Oh, okay. Nothing like it. Nothing like it. Seeing the ball swing back and forth, slapping the ass of the female actor. Actor. Realizing this is happening automatically,

thanks to SOS. Thanks, SOS. By the way, I don't, I think it's, I wonder if it's on purpose or subliminally that this is named SOS. Please, please help me. I don't, this is what my life is. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

I'm doing tech support for a jiggling balls mod on Skyrim. Like, that's your sexual trigger. Because, like, you're looking at the balls of a CG thing slapping the ass of

another CG thing, and then you're like, yeah, that's the height of eroticism. No, he clearly said an actor, like the female actor, so... He's not talking about the game, he is actually directing porn, I think.

Oh, well, good for him. That's, uh... You'll probably end up reading the review for that. Earlier in the dog, I just wanted to point out that Halford Taylor compares these Skyrim 6 mods to people inventing

the Steam Engine. People like us Who will jiggle the Skyrim balls Just picture it in history class Now the invention of the cotton gin was a great innovation But it wasn't until the jiggling balls mod That we saw the true depths of innovation That humanity could achieve

Let's think about all the scientists that broke the color barriers In Skyrim building penis mods. This makes the jiggling balls mod for Pac-Man look like fucking Stone Age shit, man. Yeah, Johnny Red also calls this

Monumental Milestone. Sure. More like milestones, hey? Am I right? Nope. All right, so let's dig in here. We are, of course, looking at loverslab.com. It's all geared towards... Oh, we're not going to be in Smurf,

because I think Smurf is the actual maker of this mod. Oh, okay. Oh, I thought it was a stupid, you know, stupid name. It's a community effort. You know, it's open source software. I'm pretty sure Shurfnut is actually the person who is the lead

developer in this mod, and he is the lead developer because there are more than one. They have like a team. Bootstick Smurf, please. I am Smurf. Thank you for your honest opinion and valid concerns. I will try to communicate

our slash my reasons for these decisions. First of all, God, I love this corporate customer service talk for this kind of stuff. We value your opinions. If you're not satisfied with the digital penis that you have been given, it's important to keep your customer base happy, otherwise you won't get repeat business. Yes, yeah, sure.

Fair enough. First of all, the real core idea was to bring variety to the schlongs, be it size, shapes, textures, animations, whatever, so that people do not have to choose one mod over the other. They can have all the ones they like at once. Put a bunch of different kinds of dicks on your things. To make this possible, we had to put all the features into the core mod,

adding this as an option on top of a concept with a narrower scope is technically impossible. Oh, code bloat! How offensive! With all the effort to put in to make these things possible, we needed a lore-neutral way of making it accessible to the users.

And the potions were the most straightforward solution to give every user the ability to set things up the way they like it and to have a little extra fun if they like role-playing. Fun. Fun. Hey, if I drink this potion, it makes a weird worm thing grow on my hips. We figured it would be acceptable for people

who want a Mega Shlong and be done with it to cheat their way to the desired Shlong via the console. Yeah, that's not acceptable. It's unacceptable. I don't care. I'm gonna do it

anyway. Yeah. I'm gonna hack into cyberspace and give myself a huge cock. Alright, alright. Let's see. Startup Skyrim. Tildekey. Skyrim set cocks equals infinity sign. Enter. It is basically the same thing as, why should I do quests, kill

monsters, and sell loot to be able to afford the breeze home? Yeah, just cheat yourself some money in the console and buy it right away. And while you're at it, go ahead and set the story quest stage to complete. So you're the hero right from the start. But honestly, what's the fun in that?

Oh, so you have to earn your boners? Is that what you're saying? Yes, you have to earn them. You can't just make them happen. Or you can, but what you're supposed to do is well, he explains you're supposed to collect ingredients

and make potions because, you know, it's very important to be lore neutral to these guys. Because, you know, it's very important to be lore neutral to these guys. Because you need to acquire the mystical skill of getting a hard-on without watching Sailor Moon cartoons. You need eight hill troll feet for that. I'm sure the thought process of the people downloading this mod is, I really want to invest some time into the lore of this giant dick mod. I'm sure it is!

I'm sure it actually is. You got it. No, I'm pretty sure they just want to say, like, I want to push button, make dick big. Finish this bitch up. I don't need to finish it. Mantra summarized it enough.

We can move on. I think we're good. We are on loverslab.com, the place for all of your... It looks like it's completely devoted to Bethesda video game mods. I see that there's a section on Skyrim. It seems to be the most popular. There's also Oblivion and Fallout.

The most popular Fallout sex mod is called Sex Out because naming's hard. Could have called it Fuck Out. Or like Sex In. So there's all sorts of different mods that we can get here

including this one which is about foot fetish slash worship. That's good. You know, the developers of Skyrim forgot to put foot fetish and worship into the game. It's because you can't say the word sex on the internet

without a hundred people showing up and saying, Hey, what about feet? Hey, what about feet? What are we going to do about the feet? So, John, you are Leon0006. I am. Mm-hmm. With so many movimentation sexual positions or sexual mods in Skyrim,

why anyone make a foot fetish worship mod yet? Yeah, why? Why anyone? Why anyone make... Okay. Why? I think it will be perfect. I am not a modder, but I think using finesse, sex lab, or the vanilla actions to make it real, please, if someone know how or when to do it, so why waste more time?

Yeah. Not making a foot fetish mod is wasting your time. I can't tell if he's for or against it. He seems to... I don't know if it's bad writing, or he keeps unconvincing himself. It is weird, yeah. Happy face, by the way.

I'm letting pictures, screenshots, from the game, who can make you think in what I'm trying to request. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Look at the screenshots below! I'm sorry.

I just... I had... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. You got into a fucking fist fight with the English language and lost. Oh, and...

Oh, and by the way, Smiley with the face being nothing but a light bulb. Thank you. Sure. Right. Stog, you are Johnny Red. What the hell is that, Smiley?

Sorry. Let's see. Johnny Red. Hey, my name's Johnny Red. I think eventually someone will get to it. It's not that no one cares or read it. Someone might be working on one right now and are just keeping it under covers until it's ready to be

unveiled. Like an actual foot. Oh, they might also be a bit tough to make, given that feet weren't really made for sex. You take that back! How dare you! How dare you. How dare you. Well, they weren't really made for sex. You take that back. How dare you? How dare you? How dare you?

Well, they weren't. Oh, my God. I'm going to send you such a flame. If you've ever seen a woman giving a foot job, you'll notice... Well, I noticed. I haven't seen this. So, please, paint a picture with words.

Well, if you've ever seen a woman giving a foot job, you'll notice that it's actually a pretty awkward position. In bodily mechanics terms. I'm a pretty awkward person so it all works out. I figure it must also be fairly

difficult to get it to look right as an animation. I mean, where does the penis go? Hey, Montress. Maybe between the feet? Yeah. I feel like you're the best person to ask. How do you give a foot job?

Like, do you just fuck the feet? Do the feet fuck you? You've seen plenty of pictures of foot jobs. How does it usually go down? Well, with the feet fuck you? You've seen plenty of pictures of foot jobs. How does it usually go down? Well, with the feet. Okay, so the feet are the active members in that relationship?

No, I think the active member is the penis. Honestly, I think it's pretty much up to each individual and how inventive they are. That's nice. I like joy. We're not going to dictate how the listeners of this podcast are all going to do their foot jobs. You're right. Foot jobs should not be prescriptive.

I'm sorry, continue. Make sure to put some soul into it. Oh, Jesus! Welcome back, John! Yay! You stopped me from making a David Cronenberg joke. That would have been way better than the soul soul one! Fuck! I feel bad now. Cronenberg joke. That would have been way better than the soul soul one. Fuck.

I feel bad now. Somewhere there's an alternate history where there's a David Cronenberg joke there. Stop. Keep going. Just wait patiently. As stated before, a foot fetish is the most common one in the world. Oh shit, I lost family feud again. is the most common one in the world. Wait, what?

Oh, shit. I lost Family Feud again. Good answer. Good answer. Show me foot fetish. I'm not even sure it should even be considered a fetish given how common it is. Wait, what? The internet has given you the wrong impression on this one

yeah just a little bit skewed I think I'm one of the few people that has had the internet normalize his fucked up sexual practices I mean everyone I talk to is into feet but it took a while to see one for Oblivion as well

Skyrim will get a few with given time. The game has only been out for over two years. Okay, okay. So it's really just, I mean, it is inevitable, I guess, as you think about it. Stop right there, criminal scum. Show me your feet. Moore's Law foot fetish mods. Show me your feet.

Morse law foot fetish mods. For the meantime, though, you can have your speedy needs met using the various pose mods rolling around. That's not in between time. That's angry time. For the meantime.

Do you think after typing your speedy needs met, he just paused on the keyboard, like, considered hitting backspace and just continued? Oh, feety needs. That one's going in the notebook. Yeah, I really don't think he could sit. The moment he considers that, this whole house of cards is falling down.

Lemon, I'm just saying. It's pretty shaky. A couple of them seem to focus on the feet a little. I know I have this way. Oh, you don't say. Boots, your soul of exploration. Oh, boy, I am. Good day.

Soul of exploration. Good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. There is some sort of foot job type animation made by Josh New Zealand, but not really a big fan of his foot job mod, though. Oh, burn on Josh.

It's not based on a male character, so the only thing you get is a woman standing kind of awkwardly and static while kicking another female in the opening, if you will. Oh. Oh. That's not the kind of foot job I was thinking about. And it's only lesbians, so you can't do this with

a male character. And besides, the Java joke in the interaction menu kind of breaks the lore for me. Sure. And the voice acting is kind of... Well, it used to be better without the voice acting.

Oh, my God. Do you, like, have your own... Like, are you paid for... Like, are you an employee of About.com? Where you, like, post... I write the tech column for TMZ. Oh, okay, good, good. This is probably a life better wasted thing.

You know, this cunt punt animation was pretty bad, but it's the Java joke that really brings it for me. I mean, I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. I do give this guy kudos for at least making something in the direction we would like to see. But, well, I don't think this will arouse a lot of people. Uh, no shit. But still, at least he's trying

and he's not even a foot guy. So yeah, I think it's pretty awesome of him trying. He's the guy who... Holy shit, he's not even a foot guy? Yeah, well... Why did he fucking do this? Well, I guess that does give me kind of sense. He's like, uh... Maybe it's just he just doesn't know anything about foot finish stuff, so he's just like, assuming like a normal person,. He's like, uh, maybe it's just he just doesn't know anything about foot fetish stuff, so he's

just, like, assuming, like, a normal person. So a foot goes in a vagina? Is that what that means? People just kick each other in the junk? Alright, fuck it. Here you go. I guess. Here you go, guys. Foot goes on pussy? Foot goes on pussy? Thanks, Doug. No!

No! Bad computer! It's my favorite Pokemon right there. But still, at least he's trying. He's not even a foot guy. So, yeah, I think it's pretty awesome of him trying. He's the guy that did the Fallout game foot job animation, by the way. Now, come to think of it, it's really weird, isn't it? Foot fetish is so common, yet no

modder of Skyrim has come up with a footjob mod yet. What world do these guys live in? The internet. The footjob world. Have you met the internet, John? Sorry, I forgot for a sec. Yeah, I know. It's been a while since I've been on the podcast. I forgot. Sorry about that. Maybe all the footlovers are

waiting for another footlover animator to come along and animate them, so nothing is happening. Wear it. Oh, here's Foot Job Jesus. Or maybe there are no animators in the foot fetish community, so yeah, we shall see. So, you know, that was fucked up, foot fetish. What the hell. Sorry we read that.

Yeah, gross. Let's move away from there and into the topic of breast expansion. Yay! Good. Hey, I don't know if any mod... I'm sorry, my name's Jerb... Jerbizator. Jerbzenator.

Jerbzenator. Somewhere in my avatar there's a penis head, and somewhere there's... I don't know. There's a lot of flesh in there. I think there's a penis involved somewhere. Anyway, hey, I don't know if any mod like this exists yet, but it would be cool if someone made a mod slash armor slash tool

that you can use to make your character's breast or ass expand in real time. Like in real life. I'm not talking like race menu mod. I'm talking like you can fight or you can talk or you can run or you can walk, whatever. And while this is happening, your character's boobs will getting bigger and bigger. I would like my armor not to fit anymore. Just picture like a quest giver.

It's like, you need to kill that dragon. And then the whole time, just the breasts are growing and growing. It's like, I think you need to kill a dragon. Are you? The character's like, what? What's up? Who said that? Who said that?

Maybe have a set limit on what the min and max size are, and have it fully customizable, so that if some people don't like their boobs to get too... to get radicabig, they can set it to whatever they want. That's a word. The breasts would reduce in real time as well, presumably when you prick them with a pin. What the fuck do you mean by

real time? I think the internet's real, right? Skyrim's real. Something like this could also be expanded into sex mods. Oh, you don't say. Like the needles in hentai that make breasts grow or fill up with milk. You could use sex to reduce your character's

breast size by expelling milk during orgasm. Because that's how cumming works. Women cum from their tits. Didn't you know that? You're a horrible lover. That's a kind of sentence that could stop NorAD from blowing up Russia

Hey it would be This is a pretty great world that I'm describing But it would be even better If you could have stat bonuses Or penalties Dependent on how large your breast get Like minus 15 agility, plus 15 speech, or whatever.

Plus 15 speech? Because it would be really easy to talk to people with giant breasts that keep getting bigger. I've got the broken spine perk. I rule! Say, do you know where I can find the same... Anyway, that's just my thoughts.

Thank you so much. They're good thoughts. Mantras. Take Nostris, please. Nostris. Ceiling have made a breast expansion ring mod. It's work fine, but the rings expand only to 150%

max. Oh, what the fuck? Might as well not even bother. You can edit the Breast Expansion script from the rings in Sky Editor Creation Kit. Creation as in Crashing. Crashing.

You must edit the script in the Brenl quest. One, five, two, three or more of some kind of ears. Carrot, carrot. 0.01 to

0.001 for slow grow. Good luck. Yeah. I don't need luck. I got great instructions. Also, that word was, you must edit the script. I think Nostris is one of the German guys. And the German guys will be very obvious. A German pervert?

Yeah. Who would have thought? Germany? What's that about? A German pervert? Yeah. Who would have thought? Germany? What's that about? No, they will be very obvious because most of the German guys don't know English and they use Google Translate instead. Oh, okay. I think Stog needs to take the next one.

Oh, okay. Stog, Arnaiko. Arnaiko. Hey. My name's Arnaiko. Yeah. r nico r nico uh hey my name is r nico and i my avatar is like a school girl with some really fucking huge tits sure so you are you into this at all or why are you asked oh never mind hey uh who can remake this enlargement rings to give 300%, 500%, 1000% breasts in size increase? Smiley face. At that point, aren't you just a breast Katamari just rolling around? Obviously you haven't seen our Nyko's avatar.

Just collecting smaller breasts to add to her breasts. If I cover my giant boobs in honey, I can pick up anything I want. It's a useful thing. I should have you clean up parks.

But I need someone to remake this because I can't do it. And then you post it again like 12 hours later. Please. Smiley face.

In the 12 hours, nobody released a I've been holding my dick this whole time. Hello? I've only got an hour before I have to go to work. John, you are Kim Bale. I am Kim Bale. Kim Bale. You're a whole bale of Kims.

If you put a lot of Kims into a trash compactor, you get a Kim Bale. Hello, I am a crushed cube of Kims. Right. I just saw Manu Hakencho, an anime about... Well, there's this girl that can steal bus size with a specul technique. What was that er? Was that you being coy?

Yeah, why am I being coy? I don't know if the guys in the breast expansion will want me to get all dirty. Get out of here, pervert. You're ruining the community. So anyways, 1,000% breast. Wait, some people are having their breasts get smaller in this? I do not stand for this. Get out of this thread.

Hipster. Well, the thing is, I'm thinking of making a mod based on this, taking boobs instead of lives. Yay! What happens when you kill dudes? Do they get, like, holes in their chest? No. Well, based on the guys on this forum, that won't be a problem. You collect the boobs on a bandolier.

Just outside the castle walls, boobs on pikes. Just wear them like a necklace. Okay, yeah. Short answer. There would be the technique that makes a victim's breast smaller and the player character's bigger, leading to mental defeat. Watch the anime. It's hilarious. Hilarious, that's the word you're going to use.

The PC would grow player character, would grow ever bigger breasts from this, in the end reducing carrying capacity when he gets too excreted. Just store things in your breasts. Look, again, watch the anime. Fuck you, no.

Hollow him out, throw him around your Fuck you, no. Hollow him out. Throw him around your back like a backpack. It's hilarious. Throw him over your shoulder like a continental soldier. Can you tie a man in a knot? Can you tie a man in a knot? Yay! After training enough, the player character would acquire the second secret technique

to give your own boob size to anyone. I'm the giant boob fairy! Yay! Immediately get stoned to death by women all over the world. That's nice. I like that. I know you guys are wondering what this is about. What is it? Yes. This is, in the end, about boob justice.

Wait. Isn't that a Roger Corman film? No, it's Pamela Anderson's new pilot. I don't know if it's going to get picked up or not. You know, I don't take care of anything these days. We want to be a content provider. Come on. After you're done watching whatever that

John Goodman thing is, watch Boob Justice! Boob Justice! No, I... When you said bail, I initially wanted to do a Christian Bale voice, and I kind of wish I had done that just for that final line. I don't know if it would have been worth it. Unless it would have been like Christian Bale freaking out on the set of Batman. What the fuck are you doing?

This isn't boob justice. We are done professionally. I'm skipping this bit on necrophilia. Hey! My name's Lack... Lacku Iwis. Lacku Iwas. Lacku Iwas, perhaps. Something like that. I'm a junior member.

I have eight posts. Is there no butthole on the UNP body? Oh, boy. Is there no butthole on the UNP body? I downloaded the main UNP body, and it looks amazing. But there is no butthole on the UNP body? I downloaded the main UNP body, and it looks amazing. But there is no butthole. There's not butthole. Oh, there's not butthole.

Not butthole. I then installed the UNPB Redux. Unix Network Programming? Yeah. This Unix network programming? Yeah. This Unix has no butthole. University of Northern Philippines? No, look, I downloaded that, the Redux I'm talking about, and it's new texture.

University of Northern Philippines. Parentheses butthole. God, the Accomptia A-plus certification is getting really good. Oh my God. Okay, okay. Turn that train around. There are jokes.

Okay, so I downloaded all of those various acronyms that you Googled, and there is no butthole. Am I doing something wrong? Well, yes, but that's part of this, but not what you're asking about. Well, yes, but that's, you know, that's part of this, but not what you're asking about. Also, I then installed Fahag's PriVat tattoos, and it replaced my body textures, which seems to overhaul the whole private area on females. New vag, and a butthole! What is going on?

What is going on? What is going on with these buttholes? Check out my shiny new vag. Boots, you are a jacksam. Yeah. Oh, that's a good face. I've never noticed. Then again, I've never looked.

Are you honestly spending that much time with the camera that close to the ass? Yes! It's bothering me! Hours spent being like, wait, maybe there's a pit... No! Damn it! There's no battle! So there's a lot of discussion, but we're just going to go straight to Dork Diva. Mantra, if you'll be Dork Diva, please.

Which I think might have been your username in past life. Yeah, sure, probably. Well, I made a couple. I even posted them here. I had a strange evening then. I was obsessed with making anuses for you and me. I was obsessed with making anuses for UNP. I remember someone coming over and asking,

Why are there a bunch of anuses all over your desktop? It was a very awkward moment, to say the least. I had no good answers and just turned up my music louder and continued with the anus creation. Making anuses for UNP sounds like a mission in papers, please. Oh, God, Dad, leave me alone. Jesus. I never really thought about it, but I suppose seeing 100-plus anus transparencies all over desktop would be kind of strange, I guess. 100 plus haters transparencies all over desktop would be kind of strange, I guess. Yeah, yeah, kind of. I would post a link, but someone peaked me to it above.

Ha, see what I did there. But, instead of but, yeah, I know, sorry. Again, fuck you. I wonder what comes up when doing a Skyrim search for ye olde brown eye. Oh, I don't need to know that. This is why people don't stop by the accounting department anymore. Just his desktop is

Skyrim underscore anus dot exe Skyrim underscore anus two dot exe Skyrim anus I gotta install these three packages to install the buttholes in Skyrimus2.exe. Skyrim. I gotta install these three packages to install the buttholes in Skyrim. It's gonna take me all night. So, of course, there's all sorts of

butthole mods and boob inflation mods and all of these mods that exist. But we need to talk about... And you just found another one. Okay, great. But, um... but we need to talk about... And you just found another one. Okay, great. But we need to talk about something that really...

How much use do you actually get out of your adult mods? Boots, if you'll start us off. I like the word adult is in quotes, and the word use isn't. Oh, great. There's an anime picture of a child on this forum. That's what I want to see right now. Hooray! Oh, great. There's an anime picture of a child on this form. That's what I want to see right now.

That's great. Wait, you know what? Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. I like this one much better. Okay. So that was all about buttholes and, you know, we need to change the dynamic of Skyrim.

So this is a request for a different kind of nipple. Can it be an octagon? A cube nipple. Boots, Boots, start us off, please. I'm a bunch of Freitas. I'm Freitas. Freitas. Yeah.

Scott Weiland was probably in Freitas at one point I have a request for a different kind of nipple I originally considered posting this in the where can I find thread but I ultimately decided that my question was too long and covered a topic that goes beyond my personal

hankering spent the last week familiarizing myself with what all seems to be available in Skyrim, body-wise. A little background. I'm coming fresh off a final playthrough of Fallout New Vegas. Sure.

Final playthrough of Fallout New Vegas. The body I found for New Vegas had a particular kind of nipples that is actually not too uncommon in real life and extremely common in manga and anime. I attribute this phenomenon to the comparative attractiveness of nipples, much like bigger eyes are more attractive than commonly sized eyes. In a word, they're puffy. Professor Pervert. sized eyes. In a word, they're puffy. Professor Pervert.

Please, Dr. Pervert. We had to cancel our guest lecturer. He is in prison. Mr. President, I speak for my whole community when I say we demand a different kind of nipples. Hell no!

We won't jack off. We will jack off, but begrudgingly. Every single Skyrim body I've seen in every screenshot has showcased nipples which remain essentially featureless flat on the areola, only extending beyond the breast at the actual nipple.

This has been a frustrating revelation. I imagine! How did you stand for it? Now, I invite you to examine... I think that's what your mom would call you, a frustrating revelation. The only thing that evil needs to triumph

is for good men to not create nipple mods. Now, I invite you to examine the effect I speak of by trying to take a look at the character model I've been using in Fallout New Vegas. Yeah, sure. And there's a real doll. There's some fucking gross looking CGI big boobs. Those are the deadest eyes. Just scroll down. Take a look at the profile of the nipples.

Those are so dead eyes. Note how the entire areola gets its own shape. Not like a volcano, but more like a fully concave suction cup. By concave, I mean to specifically point out that where the areola meets the breast, an angle is formed.

Much like how one is formed where the nipple meets the areola. I hope this is clear. After mentioning this model in another thread, I've had more than one person tell me that they were inspired to rethink their own character design choices. Is this gonna be on the test?

Yes. Yes, it will. This is going to be the test test? Yes. Yes, it will. This is going to be the test. Dr. Puffy nipples. It's just really... God damn it. This is some of Jacques Derrida's lesser work right here. Now, there are two points to this thread.

The obvious point is to see if anyone knows whether someone has in fact taken one of the popular bodies and adjusted the nipples so that they match this look. I know that this would probably... I wish the two points thing was... I'm just saying, I wish the two points thing actually was like a bad nipple joke, just because it would be something other than what he's doing right now. Just droning on about nipple jokes. Please, please. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The longer this will take. Sorry droning on about nipple geometry. Please, please. I'm sorry. The more you interrupt, the longer this will take. Yeah, he makes a good point.

I know this would probably generate clipping with any of the armors made for the unmodified body. Concerns for another day. Second point. That was my logic reading. Perfect reading on that emoticon.

Second point. As I said, I think this is a gaping hole in the repertoire of options available to Skyrim modders. Do not say gaping hole on this forum. A gaping hole. Doom! We'll get to those later. Please.

Wait till you hear my opinion on gaping holes I like having Mantra here It's like somebody says gaping hole and Mantra's like I've got a whole nother doc I've got three hole forums.com last week There are some extremely skilled 3D artists here And I have seen some of them pump out entire armor sets in a lazy afternoon. Don't say pump out either.

I have to imagine that such a person would be able to make quick work of this if they were so inclined. Finally, the third of my two points. Did I leave the podcast for six months again? Of course, there always exists a chance that I've overlooked something simple, despite my exhaustive screenshot hunt.

And the look I've been discussing has been available all along with this or that tweak. I won't discount this possibility. I've hardly seen everything. In any event... In any event, thank you all for taking the time to read this. Oh, yeah. Thank you for reading it. Yes, thank you. Someone's going to get their tenure taken away.

Please, I'm an assistant professor. Still fight for tenure. Oh, you're done okay sorry I blacked out sorry I'm back now I should have a musical cue for my finishing I just noticed there's another but don't say the word for it

I just noticed there's another from Fedos in this talk and it's equally creepy and detailed. You don't say. Yeah, yeah. This doc and creepy are just two words that really go together. This is, just as you know,

this reading edit is significantly toning down on what you provided us with, Montreth. Yeah. So, hey, you know, all these mods exist, and they're all super fucking fun and not weird at all. But, you know, sometimes I need something that's a little bit, you know, kind of get me in the world. So I want to hear about the...

John, John, start this thread out for us, will you? Okay. Beast sex quest. Hold on. I need to stop laughing at the concept of this that you posted to me. Okay. Okay. Oh, hi, Ghost421.

How did you know it was me? Oh, you know, around these parts you're pretty famous. You've posted 33 times. That's true. Well, I'll post a sex story to base mod on. Oh, boy. I want to make a mod to give context to the sex animations available. What?

Oh, hey. The world of Tamriel fucking finally discovered what sex is. Good job. Oh, you just delivered the sweet roll. What's inside it?

It's full of sex. Well, I was just wondering if anyone had a good idea to base a sex quest mod on. No one on this forum. I think Sierra put that up. I'm looking for stories...

I'm sorry, am looking for stories that make use of the lore of the Elder Scrolls and will fit well into the game. The story can be a large main quest-like story or something fun and unrelated that can be collected to form a bunch of mini-quests. I'm looking for something that will make use of human

animations and beast. Through your suggestion doesn't have... Through your suggestion doesn't have to use both. Aw, thanks for the freedom. You walk up to a guard who says, Oh, I'm sorry, I seem to have lost my something to put a penis in.

Can you help me find it? No. I seem to have lost my something to put a penis in. Can you help me find it? I found it, but my horse ran over it. Sorry, dude. Oh, my. I just picture all the coral guys and, like, the boss theme queuing up, and then you just hear them all go, Ugh. I won't use your

ideas without asking you. And if any other modders want to use this thread, feel free to do so. Also, this should be for female characters. Sure, yeah, yeah. No homo. I'm going to be open. I won't judge. No homo. Well, my name is

Ritual Clarity. I'm really into being a pervert and Mars attacks. Hey, hey, I just had a question for you, Ritual Clarity. Are you a shrink ray aficionado? Hey, I am a shrink ray aficionado. Like, did you know? Oh, sometimes I tell people that I'm a shrink ray aficionado. I had a feeling.

I believe that's... You have lots of options if you want to create a series of small mods. Okay, here we go. Lydia the follower. Something along the lines where she gets mad at you for making her a pack mule. If you don't like that, remember, she's sworn to serve. Dot, dot, dot. Smiley face.

You can enter into all sorts of perversions there. And people have. I'm sure they have. I forget the elf in Riverside that is in love with Camilla. Perhaps you can change his mind? Want animal. What? This is a new concept, like a new thought.

Just want animal. Want animal. Perhaps Barbas. Complete his quest. Ask if it gets lonely. If he wants to get lucky before he returns to Clavius Vile. That's just the talking dog, right? Yes.

Yeah, that's the talking dog. Yeah, this is the kind of world that excites these people. It's just the dog comes up and is like, can you help me get rid of my master? Oh, I can help you, all right. Well, I can help you get back with your master, or you can suck this dick.

If there is dragon animations, perhaps Parthenox would like some attention? After all, he probably hasn't seen any since the last age, lol. Wow, human on fucking dragon. Yeah, they're pretty keen

on that, too. I would imagine. Serena, after dispatching her father and taking over the castle, if're pretty keen on that, too. I would imagine. Serena, after dispatching her father and taking over the castle, if you have a good relationship, why not continue? There is already some conversations that can be used to jump from all

the marriage followers, separate quests, and... Nothing, nothing. Continue. Yeah, no, good. All the marriage followers, separate quests, and rewards for each. You get it? Rewards?

No, I don't get it. What do you mean? Okay, let me elaborate. Sex, of course. Anal, three-way, swap, beast, solo, public, etc. That's the hottest one. Each level getting harder as you progress. I don't get it.

Because that's how marriage works. The longer you're married, the kinkier the sex gets. Honey, I just feel until you level up, it's not going to be exciting for me. But I'm sex level 12. I just... I'm married for 20. This area is for little

babies only. So it's all dog gangbangs at this point? I need you to go onto the field and fuck some slimes first. Fuck eight slimes and then come back to me, please. Hey, Helga in Riften, she worships Diabella and practices

it regularly and gives Mark of Diabella to individuals. Trigger your quest after the player learns this, except the player can, I don't know what I'm even saying anymore, partake in the ritual ellipsis smiley face once a week, repeatable

words. You can make it harder to practice the art with her if you follow the Thief's Guild questline. Dot and then two more. Money, speech, etc. and get her back. I am sure that the jewel can be valuable so the

money used to gain her favor back can be regained in time. Wait, how is that a... What are the quotation marks around money? Did you just start using quotation marks and you forgot what they mean? That's money. Dick dollars.

I'm going to cum in your vagina. When you get in jail, the guards can have their way. With you, if you have a very high bounty. Hey, you missed the best one. How do you work off a bounty? Yeah, you skipped one there. Oh, you like Bersie Honeyhand? Yeah.

Well, Bersie Honeyhand, that's the Thieves' Quest line. Instead of the two options, breaking the dwarf base or frisk fighting, what about a three-way with him and his wife? Good God. Well, normally I break this thing you like, or I punch you, but I could also fuck you and your wife. All right, prove yourself to us, the thieves guild. We want you to break into their house

and then have an erotic threesome with a couple. Take this porn soundtrack. You'll need it. If you get detected, the quest is over then. Get out of the house! Wait a minute. Oh, yeah. Oh, these beats are

doing something to my head. And my dick. So did that help? Did that help, you know, get your ideas flowing? Um, yeah, sure, sure. Harry, could I have a sex story

for my mods? Yeah, you can have. Eric, can I have a sex story for my mods? Yeah, you can have them having sex. Come on. Just slap them together like dolls. None of that was a story, though. It was just a situation you could have them have sex. Allow me to demonstrate with these gummy bears. So, you know, we've read a bunch of mods that exist we've read

mods that are in development um all sorts of different options but uh but this is a free for all thread so it's going to be a lot of fun fun is the word i'm using it's gonna be a mess um why does this potpourri smell like shit? Because it is shit Oh, I was wondering So, uh Montreth, if you'll start us off here Danund Okay, what's your dream mod?

Free for all The mod that uninstalls all of these Mine personally would be one that allows for growth in game, depending on your eating habits. Sweet walls go straight to your model's thighs. What? Drinking too much ale goes to your gut,

and meat would go straight to the breasts or penis like a true Nord. Winky face. What? What is wrong with you? I, you know, I'm enough of a nerd to read the Skyrim books, and I miss that book. I don't remember that part. I want a mod where drinking makes you fat. Unless you're drinking me, and that makes your dick big.

Yeah, I also need to have a mod where I can try to figure out my 1099s. Wouldn't that be fun? Oh, oh, Danand. Danand. Oh, I got it for you. Just hit me. Okay, so here's what you do. You close Skyrim, and then you start playing San Andreas.

There, you got it. I got a great game for you. It's called TurboTax. There's more. It would only affect the Dragonborn, though, so I'm not sure what would be the best way for that. Well, there's more. It would only affect the Dragonborn, though, so I'm not sure what would be the best way for that. Maybe a separate model in the game, like Dovahkiin,

that can be edited on the fly. That'd probably have to be a weight meter, too, depending on how heavy you are, etc. It can turn awesome hips to Chubbutt. Chubbutt's my favorite candy bar. What's your dream mod? Is it already made? In that case, you lucky ass. I think that's the emoticon we're going for.

Yeah, that's how we've decided. It is not good to make a Danand. But you're a fan of really great usermames, right? I don't know why you're picking me for this one. You love terrific usernames. Yeah, I do. So you're Stoner with a Boner. Hooray! Yeah!

Stoner with a Boner. Actually, not the first one. Do the second one. How did Montreth stumble across one of Boots' accounts? So good. He would be like the guy that you would have to

seek out for advice. You must find the stoner with the boner. He's at the top of Weed Mountain. He made his own weed mountain. Yeah, so, alright. Yeah, I'm stoner with a boner. How about have the glass armor clear? It's glass, so should be see-through, right?

You have the titties all pressed against glass. You're desperate. You are so desperate. You have weed and you can't get any. Yeah. How about a giant purple dildo weapon? Two-handed, lol. Have it all flop around when you hit someone with it, lol.

I can't just play it. San Andreas, lol. Just play it in Saints Row 3. I mean, laziness isn't even a point here. They've already done... Team Fortress has a dildo bag. Maybe a backstory about how everyone in Tamriel uses magic spells to magic away the poo from their bowls. What? What the fuck?

We've never seen the shit in this bowl before. Yeah, bowls. And shazam, it's gone. You're shit, my bowl. Get rid of it, please. Are you tired of having shit in your head? Well, there are like no bathrooms or outhouses anywhere.

It's either that or they poop in the woods like animals. You never see Lydia pinching off a steamer anywhere. No, you don't. You're right. Somehow him talking like a middle-aged guy about poop makes it even worse.

Yeah. What other ideas do you have? Yeah, a shout that's like, I want a whopper! Fuck. It summons the Burger King to slay your enemies and satisfy your hunger. Fuck you! How about an Arnold Schwarzenegger follower that has all of Arnold's awesome lines?

He would be all like about to kill a guy and he would be all like, remember when I told you that we'd kill you last? I don't do a very good Arnold. Oh, that was in my favorite Schwarzenegger movie, Commander.

Or like when you dismiss him and he'll be all like I'll be back. Oh, that was in the Taminatraw. No, we're talking about the I'll be back from The Running Man. Oh, I'm sorry.

I meant to reference The Running Man. Yeah. When you tell him to follow him, you tell him to follow himself. He would be all like, come with me if you want to live. Oh, that was from Tamanatra 2 Judgmental.

Like some of these. Then I fell asleep. Wouldn't it be terrific if there was a video game that just referenced pop culture all the time forever? If only one of those existed, that would be awesome. He's already played the Family Guy game three times. This is his dream mod, so this is the best he can imagine. This is the top.

Stog, what would Ugg the Viking like to see? Hello, I'm Ugg the Viking. Ugg. I'd like to see a mod where my character could wet herself. Yes, I'm the one who boasts in support of the proposed P-mod. The mode where you

marry P. The courtesy P-mod. You all laughed at me, but who's laughing now, huh? I am. Oh, okay. All right. Yes, I'm the one who requested the dirty underwear mod. And I'm glad.

Your representation precedes you. I'm glad. Your repression precedes you. Other than that hang-up, I'm really a fun-loving, beer-drinking, football-watching kind of guy who loves his commas. Oh yeah, you're just a regular dude who's really deep into this

Dream Skyrim sex mod thread. I'm sure the other guys in your Monday Night Football are going to sign up right after you. Well, that's part of his OKCupid profile. Five things I couldn't do without. Wet panties, sweater panties, dirty underwear.

Oh god, the first sentence of the next one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my name's JDoz13. Maybe I'm JDoz13, like my father was J-Dawes the 12th. Anyway, I'm so glad you brought this topic up because I just want a mod that makes it so your wife knows when you have sex. Start over. Sorry. Sorry. I just want a mod that makes it so your wife knows when you have sex with her. I'm in you now!

I'm having sex with you. Can you feel it? Can you feel it? She's just been in the... She's just been lying down for years asking, is it in yet? Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Is it in yet?

Is it in yet? Is it in yet? Yes! Is it in yet? Oh my god. Okay. That sentence is amazing. That's the best short story in one sentence.

Back to J-Dawg's The 13th. One of the best. There's a ton of sex animes and triggers for them, but the NPCs that you're doing it with... People don't understand euphemism.

Yeah, no, just quotes. I've heard that before. I was quoting somebody. They wouldn't want to be so vulgar as to say fuck. Come on. The ones that you to be so vulgar as to say fuck. I mean, come on. The ones that you're doing it with, so to speak, capital have no idea what is going on. They all have that thousand-yard stare

like they just don't really care that you're having sex with them. How come all these Skyrim models look like they're in the uncanny valley? That's weird, huh? Dear Bethesda, please rewrite Skyrim so that my pervy mods have an effect on the actual dialogue in the game. And sent. Look, it would be nice to see someone develop a framework for sex slash relationships that has a little impact on the actual gameplay. And the AI understands what the act means.

Understand sex equals yes! Yeah, so Skyrim, please make computers understand the societal and emotional connotations that sex brings. Yeah, let's, uh... I made a consent mod to

add to other people's sex mods where nobody will agree to have sex with you. That's fine. Computer understands sex? Computer understands sex? If that makes any sense. Right? If it does.

It doesn't make sense in the worst way. I don't even need sex animes, honestly. I would be satisfied with a fade to black and some sounds, all a fable. As long as the sex meant something to the AI characters. Anyway, bye. This is the saddest post.

Just give the characters plus one to sex and that'll be all I need. You know, I'm glad they didn't go with this early script for her. John Corwin. Corwin is fucking angry. Have you noticed that? That Corwin is just really brimming with hate? I noticed that.

My dream mod? I noticed that. My dream mod? Making Skyrim slash Dawnguard a sexual odyssey to come along with the character plot development adventure aspects. Okay. My player character, who is

female and beautiful, of course, would either be sexually innocent or the victim of earlier abuse. Okay. Work through it. Work through it. Work through it. In any case, she's not repeat not interested in

having sex with anyone. Oh, what a great dream you're having. I'm so glad I'm part of your dream. That's a good foundation of a sexual odyssey. Oh, okay. Until she realizes that the only way to get ahead in Skyrim is to use her gorgeous body to her advantage, both by selling it and by giving it to various powerful and or otherwise useful NPCs.

Oh, you're a gross person. And then we have to explain to it to awful people about how this is actually really feminist because it's about female empowerment. Oh, fuck. Yes. After a while, she overcomes her distaste for sex and becomes a raving lesbian nympho. Because that's what happens to people who have been sexually abused.

Yeah. Maybe I'm just latching on to anything that'll make it so I don't have to dwell on the grossness of this. But the fact that it turned into raving lesbian nympho, it's like, oh, this went from gross to ridiculous gross. I feel like I'm reading the fucking comments for Jezebel. Then, she meets Mrs. Wright and falls in love. Uh-huh. Okay, that's one glimmer of hope in this.

Trials, tribulations, adventure, lots of hot girl slash girl sex, and finally she and her soulmate find happiness together. This is a weird sexual journey. Along with further adventures, of course. It doesn't have to be animated, though that would be nice. It just has to be interesting,

sexy, and fun. Fun! Fun! Alright, yeah. All of this working as a prostitute, it sounds like a lot of fun. Excuse me while I indulge in a brief rant. I am so f-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did Loverslap genuinely censor the word fucking? No, I think he censored it. Oh, because he wouldn't want to offend people

while he's writing his rape fantasy story. Yeah, I don't want to start being gross. John, you've been away for a bit, so you probably don't remember, but there's a bunch of stars together. It stands for fuck. Right. Oh, okay, but there's a, you know, a bunch of stars together stands for fuck. Right. Oh, oh, okay.

I'm sorry. Yeah. You know, I remember that from the other episode. I'll need to. I'm sorry. Okay. So I am so fuck, fuck, good. Pissed.

There it is. Off at Bethesda for a including same sex marriage, but screwing it up by making it so F-Fuck-G-Ho-Hum. Okay, yeah, sure. Open parenthesis. Oh, and my next point, open parenthesis, glasses face. Making Serana the only interesting aspect in all of Skyrim, off-limits.

What the F-Star-G-Gal were they thinking? That they weren't making a hardcore sex game? That they're not owned by Vivid Video. That's what they were thinking. Ahem. Anyway, that's a sketch of my dream mod. Well, go die in a fire.

Oh, that's a good idea. Excuse me for a second. Ow! Yay! He died in a fire, everybody! Cool. Plus a thousand, everybody! Cool. Plus a thousand experience points

for everybody. Is it really that easy? No, see, he really, yeah, he really understands women, you know, a lesbian forced into prostitution.

That's just gonna turn into, you know, a real happy sexual life and experience, you know? It's got a happy ending, so it's got a nice plot arc.

Yeah. Montreth, close this thread out with Simon60605. I want pretty nipples! I want your pretty nipples! You know what, Simon? You know what, Simon?

Me too. George, can I have your pretty nipples? This is the first guy I've agreed with this whole time. Alright, Alright, so there's a spanking mod. Of course there is. Just know that it exists. Come on, we have to read at least one Winnie257 post.

Yeah. Alright, you know what? Just take the Winnie257 post. Yeah. You know what? Just take the Winnie257 post of your preference. Whichever one you like. I know that you're emotionally invested in the world of Lovers Lab.

No, it's just there's one in longer pubic hair and editing. That's just his take on the whole pubic hair thing. Okay, so the thread is about the wish

for longer pubic hair on Skyrim models. Well, actually someone is making pubic hair mod and asking for advice. And Winnie257 comments, What is that? I prefer snakes

naked, no pussy hair, because you have the leak no hair in the mouth. But at that... What the fuck was that? That was Winnie257. What does snails naked mean?

I have no idea, but... Winnie257 uses a translator. Yeah, he's the guy who uses Google Translate for all his posts, so none of it makes any sense whatsoever. So, yeah, Winnie257 at one point opens his own thread. It's called 100 Sex Mods and No Convincing. It says, 100 Sex Mods and No Convincing!

I do not speak English. Text was written with translator. Sex on the street that works perfectly where all I can watch right now, pipshow! But where is the sex in neat ambiance like a brothel in any large city? Or running around whoring where you can buy commercially love?

Oblivion hats in the given, since there was a nice brothel in Imperial City. Sex darkness. Sexlivion. Why is it not yet feasible to make this mod, or should I be wrong? And there is such a mod. All right, then. Sir, sir, sir, it's an emergency. The Spambot AI has escaped. So there's a lot of links that Mantra's put in this document.

Such topics as idea stacking Bukkake effect. Idea the yarl of sex. Idea the Yarl of Sex My penis is missing I'm going to make you my thing And my penis is missing I'm taking my penis and missing I thought we were doing that

This is a request So Stog You are allowed to choose Whichever one of these you would like The other ones will not be red So option number one Oh shit oh so many choices He hasn't given you a choice yet

Option number one Requests cock sucking spell What do you have the time What's the second one Option number two A femboy body replacer request. Or option number three is called facehuggers? Facehuggers! All right.

No, I'm sorry. It's facehuggers? Facehuggers? So you're Houdini. You're kind of like Houdini, but you're just a big slut. Houdini. You're kind of like Houdini, but you're just a big slut. Watch as I escape from this vagina.

He actually doesn't escape. That's the whole idea. So tell me about your facehuggers. Hey, my name's Houdini. Houdini. Facehuggers! Facehuggers? Facehuggers? That's a hard question to answer.

Can you elaborate? I'm moving to a different seat on the bus. Has anybody made facehuggers? Xenomorphs? Yeah, the guys who made aliens. As in ones that will latch onto the head and face fucking victim and stuff? Bulls. And they made a whole bunch of movies.

I don't know why you're asking this. I saw a YouTube... Stop laughing at my aliens! It better force you into first-person perspective when that happens. Sorry. I saw a YouTube video some time ago, and they had a mod like that in Oblivion. What? Right.

Stop, you violated the law! Airwaves, if not not Probably still good mod idea I'm sure there are a lot out there With that fellow I do Are you done? LOL I know I do

LOLs XD Nobody responds with anything meaningful LOL, I know I do lols, XD. Nobody responds with anything meaningful, but that's not surprising. Okay, so one more choice that we have here. John, would you like to read a story about Morning Wood? Or a story about Look for Two Bikinis? Oh man, those are both great.

I want to go with Look for Two Bikinis because I just pictured some blues clues. Like some blues clues type show. Alright kids, wear the bikinis. We just figured out our sexual triggers. We just figured out our sexual triggers. We just figured out our sexual triggers because we're very gross. I look for two bikinis.

My name is Kang. That's the sound my head made when it collided with that concrete wall. Kang. Kang. I am Krang's very dumb brother. when it collided with that concrete wall. Zing! Zing! Zing! I am Craig's very dumb brother.

Okay. Am look for two bikinis two weeks ago, but never found some bikinis like this. Anyone knows where I can get this bikini? Nope. I hope someone knows something about this mysterious stuff. I think one is for

7BaseBody, the other for UNP. See ya, Kang. Kang, hooray, hooray. Thanks for stopping by, Kang. I mean, how are they so popular? Oh, guys, wait a second. Cool, I found one.

Coray, coray. So you found one, and then the main wolfman responds, hey, the first one is entitled Hot Pants Bikini Bombshell BBP, which can be found here. Like, you saw a picture. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, the first one is entitled Hot Pants Bikini Bombshell BBP, which can be found here. Like, you saw a picture, oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I've seen that. Yeah, looks like it's a hot pants bikini. I just wanted to take this very briefly.

Something I found here. Grey Beard Sex Mod Rack. Is that a Dutch Dynasty mod? My name is Robot X-Rock. I have posted 62 times. Gwize. Gooey. Gwize.

Gris. Gwize. Why is no one working? Correct me if I'm being ignorant. Is no one making a sweet sex mod that involving the gray beards? Not involving. Oh, is no one making a sweet sex mod involving the gray beards? You mean the boring monks on the mountain?

I wonder why nobody's getting hot over them. Like, female players would only learn the shouts by learning the dragon tongue, a.k.a. sucky sucky GI. Gastrotestrel? But being face-fucked by each gray beard sounds good. Yeah.

I'm so glad he spelled that out for me. I wasn't getting it. Sax bot shutting down. No, it doesn't sound good. Yeah. Somebody needs a firmware update. Sex bot horny. Sex bot plug into Ethernet.

How can I unplug you, Robot X Rock? Sex robot. Sex robot. Petrel status. Four. Cheese. So, F+, what did we learn from all of this? Well, I really think there's a lot of modern games that are made with modern mods, like there's Dota, Counter-Strike.

Sure, sure. There's also Team Fortress 2 wouldn't exist without the mod community, but this is just really fucking weird. Yeah, because I didn't really care for any of the Elder Scrolls games, but I played a fuckload of Fallout, and you know, like, it's kind of theoretically fun to look for

mods, and then you install them, and then your game breaks, and then you go, oh, right. Yeah, that's why I shouldn't have done that. The best part of Elder Scrolls, honestly, is installing 120 mods and then figuring out why the fuck your game doesn't work anymore. And then moving on to something else. I learned that just getting all these different fetishes and all these, well, both the bad writing and the fetishes all at once, it's just deformed into, it's just, all words lost meaning.

All concepts lost meaning. It's just, it wasn't, I was, at a point it wasn't even discussed it anymore. It's just like, gray beard, I was, at a point it wasn't even discussed it anymore. It's just like, well, scary beard, sex, tit, nipple, blah. And it's just like, and I'm just like, this is having no effect on me because I'm not even following. These aren't even words anymore.

It's just totally devolved for me. Language lost all meaning is what I'm saying. I can't think anymore. Because it's kind of, I mean, it's one of those things that really should be self-evident, is that there's billions of dollars

in pornography. And every once in a while, some of those companies will try to make a game, and it's the same thing every time, of like hey, we make a lot of money from pornography, and people like video games, let's make a... Oh, right, that didn't work, okay.

And then they keep making the same... Because that... I mean, regardless of anything else, that Uncanny Valley thing is really going to fuck you up. Yeah, you see, the problem is they're not doing it as a labor of love like these people are. Oh, sure, that's true. I'd like to take a moment and congratulate

everybody for avoiding making a comment about the Dragonborn coming so you know I was actually I was watching the clock tick by in real time and I was going to mark the exact time that somebody made an arrow

in the neutral and that didn't happen so congratulations to all of us. Fucking well done. So it was in real time, so your clock was a couple of expanding breasts, right? Look, I'm a shut-in video game dork, but even I wouldn't make a narrowing-in-the-knee joke. Yeah, so there is so much

I'm probably going to edit this doc just a little bit before I release it to the public but if I don't if I don't remember to do that please be warned that there are links about terrible, terrible things in this doc

As usual And there was much more terrible stuff that I left out. Yeah, so there's plenty of discussion of rape in this actual doc. Like nature rape. Can I just say what I learned from this? Oh, yeah. Yes, please do. Go for it. I learned that

I am gonna go back to FetLife and fuck video game nerds because you guys are worse. So wait, so actually as somebody that has spent hours and hours in this thing, what would be better? If I was like,

I got a gun to your head, you're going to spend the next eight hours on either video game sex mods or FetLife. I'm going for FetLife every time. Wow. There's a website blurb for them. I'm going to FetLife every time. Yeah, like, that's not even a choice.

It's FetLife all the way. That's an amazing statement. Can you give a primary reason why that would be? It's because at least people on FetLife, they're like, you know, they're so open about it, like, oh, this is weird shit, and it turns me on, and people on this forum are like, yeah, I'm looking for a mod that's, you know, lets my dog

rape children for, you know, realism. I'm looking for sex lab hentai pregnancy. That is, I mean, and that actually comes back to something that we keep coming back to, like, in this podcast, is that, like, if you're a fucking freak

and you're just into whatever, and you just, like, talk about your being into whatever, you're probably irritating, but at least you're probably safe. It's when people are, like, creepy and not owning up to their own fetishes that shit starts to get

really dark. That's exactly it. I have all of this chloroform in my bathroom for fun! Yeah, I really like... I do like how bad they are at lampshading it. It's like, oh, I want a mod where I can turn into a pig and fuck the talking dog, but

make sure it's in lore, because the story's a really important part of this. I keep all my Dragon 6 mods on a jazz drive. Well, thanks so much for showing up to this thing, Montreth. I know it's like four in the morning in your time,

so congratulations on being funny at a time when it's very difficult to do so. Thanks to you for listening. T-H-E-F-B-L dot U-S ball pit is the forum. Fucking sign up or you're a thief. Bye for listening. THEFBL.US. Ball pit is the forum. Fucking sign up or you're a thief. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, thieves.

Bye-bye. Skyrim. Skyrim. Sex, sex, sex on the beach. Sex, sex, sex on the beach. Sex, sex, sex on the beach. Sex, sex, sex, sex on the beach. Skyrim. More like Sky Rim Job.

Oh, I'm sorry. See, because it's like you put a tug at an asshole. It's funny. Kevin, you liked that joke, didn't you?