The F Plus - 166: Saturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe, and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the "lift and carry" fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of this? I dunno for certain, but I'll assume it's British. This week, The F Plus avoids mentioning that Creed song.

Yeah, you're a bonus member. I don't know what that means. Bonus member. Sorry, I'm doing a lot of callbacks today. Yeah, that happens. Tommy D Comedy. Which is both a callback and Tommy D Comedy. Still a joke that nobody gets.

Welcome to the F Plus Podcast. We are carrying around a lot of terrible things right with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Boots Reingear. I felt so many times the same on my neck while girls are riding me. Bunny bread. Sorry, I feel bad to scissor a 60 years old man. I don't think her neck can take much. Jimmy Franks!

Download my new app. It's Uber for piggyback rides. I'm gonna shut your fucking business down. Left-handed radio's own Adam Bozarth. If by June 1 of next year I have photographic proof of at least 100 different naked girls on my shoulders, she will be the 101st. And

Lemon. The girls have to be completely naked. No skimpy thong, no micro bikini, no g-string. Nude. Naked. Completely nude. Nude. Naked. Sans clothes. string nude naked completely nude nude naked sans clothes the reft the reft of fabric birthday suit Birthday soon. Hey, F+. Oh, hi.

Hey, Lemon. What's up? Hey, let me ask you something, since it's just us gentlemen here in the room. Yeah. Now, when you're having Private time With a lady Never had it but I'll listen What do you like to do with them?

Fuck them You've never had them but you like to fuck them No he's never had private time He's only done it in public Yeah I fuck in public all the time I insist upon it I like to introduce them to my plushy waifus. How does that usually go over?

Not well. I also like to fuck them. Well, that's believable. I want to introduce you to a really, really terrific site that is going to open up entirely new erotic realms for you it's called the land sea forums and that stands for the lift and carry forums how many of you have seen crumb yeah i have yeah uh hey how would you like that life nope or at least a part of it well well the lift and carry forums uh is a forum for people who have a lift and carry fetish. That is, I mean, really what I just said.

It's people that are super turned on by the idea of humans carrying other humans. No. So I want to just start out. You said it was the Landsea Forum. I thought it was like, you know, tanks and... I thought it was amphibious landings. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, me too.

It's going to be awesome. There's tanks and submarines battling it out. So I want to just start out with a question here. My name is Mark, so I'm in the KKK. Yeah, so see Kyle, my name's Mark78 I would be interested to know exactly I'm sorry, to know what exactly it is At the Ellen's

Boy, boy, this is an early stumble Hey, whoever edits this, please be nice to me about this part Okay I would be interested to know about this part. Okay. I would be interested to know what exactly it is at the LNC so great. What exactly is it that turns you this way? I find it very exciting as if I'm carrying an attractive slim woman. Apparently I'm not.

I like it very thin and shaky legs. The harder it is for her, more interesting. So that sounds, I mean, we kind of got the idea, right? You're breaking up a little bit. I think we only heard every other word. No, no, no. Oh, that's what you meant to say. Okay. Yeah, no, no.

Like, I'm on a, I sent this post by telegraph. I needed to conserve words. I sent this post by telegraph. I needed to conserve words. So this thread kind of devolves very fast because people are very, you know, too enthusiastic. They can't stay on topic. So post 11 here, the Master Kavar brings it back to topic. Boots, would you take this, please?

Yeah, I'm the Master Kavar. Maybe. And there's a picture of a person sort of being carried in a funny way. Yay! Yep. I'm Vipos. I'm a very important person. And that you have your own operating system. On shoulders.

On shoulders, yeah. Solitude, yeah. Oh, and just to clarify, I'm sure that as in every fetish there's fractures, but the standard lift and carry fetishist is somebody that enjoys usually petite women carrying them. They want to be carried by them. Okay. So that's fun. Okay.

Great. You mean financially or? Okay. Well, let's see how I fit into that. Oh, that's fine. Okay. Great. You mean financially or?

Okay. Well, let's see how I fit into that. To get the thread back on topic, most of us are probably into the LNC scene for several reasons. First off, I'm attracted to strong women, not muscle-bound ones, just the fit and athletic type. Well, not a prerequisite. Most LNC is done by women that fit this description. When perusing the forums, I generally skip over pictures that appear to have super skinny, overweight, or bodybuilder

lifters. Sure, yeah, yeah, ones that can handle it. That makes sense. This isn't a judgment on other people's tastes, just mine, to each their own. There's enough material here for everyone to enjoy their own personal preference. Now, secondly, it's something that is very commonplace.

LNC is not bound by seclusion like other fetishes. A piggyback ride is a nondescript action that can happen at any time and place, especially considering that most women could give one to an average man. This allows for a wide variety of situations for LNC to occur, but naturally and artificially. There are even sports that focus heavily on LNC. Weightlifting, dance, cheerleading, and you could throw some yoga stuff in there as well.

Okay, you know what? I'll give you cheerleading, sort of, except for very rarely in cheerleading do the women lift the well. Okay. You know what? I'll give you cheerleading, sort of, except for very rarely in cheerleading do the women lift the men. Right. In piggyback style, walk them around? For erotic purposes. At weightlifting,

never do they just, like, lay fat guys down and lay up women and try to pick them up. I'm going to lift you. Come over here! Thirdly, it's pretty diverse. There are standard run-of-the-mill L&C moments with virtually

no sexual basis. Example, piggyback rides, walking around town, chicken fights in the pool. What? Chicken fights? I mean, yeah, it's just, that's not how a chicken fight's supposed to go. No, it is when you're fucked up.

Oh, you're right! God damn it! This many episodes and I've lost my perspective. There you go. You're welcome. Straight up LNC videos from producers. Lifting and carrying. Lifting fams, etc Lifting Femmes, etc.

I like Lifting and Carrying. Lifting and Carrying. Sorry. And then some more hardcore sexual-based LNC material, Taylor and Katie S. Productions. Throw in discrepancies between

the size of the lifters, liftees, and generator of each, and there's something here for everyone. Personally, I tend to stay away from the hardcore stuff and prefer to see videos and pictures from random events in the world than dedicated productions. Again, to each their own.

So, assuming that we're going to get to it later in the document, by the way, the document provided by Dolan, thank you very much, but assuming we'll get to it later in the document, by the way, the document provided by Dole, and thank you very much, but assuming we'll get to it later in the document, what do you think the hardcore stuff is? Is it a naked woman carrying a naked man and then he's just fucking her back? It's a piggy front rides. She's lifted him up by holding his dick in her mouth. She's lifted him up by holding his dick in her mouth. Well, oh my god.

I was thinking she had really saggy tits and there was some titty fucking going on. But yeah, that's just cool. Or she just, you know, she lifts high. Yeah, could be. And then lifts low and then lifts high again. Repeat. That is one strong thing, yeah. Fourth, we have an excellent forum here.

The mods do a great job keeping the peace, and the general forum members rarely cause disturbances. Even the non-VIP boards have tons of materials from hundreds of pages of pictures, hundreds of pages of video, personal experiences, and discussions on all matters of LNC. Also, a strong presence from video producers is nice to have on the board. Of course, Taylor hosts this site, but there are producers from many other sites that frequent these forums. Dave Meister, Rachel, KDS, Alexis Rain, etc. I could name drop all day, really. Yeah, we definitely pick up on all your names. You know what brings people to this fetish?

The forum. Yeah, add it all up and LNC is an extremely convenient interest to have. Convenient. Convenient. Sexually convenient. I'm muscle chick fan. Oh, whoa. Okay.

I'm responding to the first post by Mark. Sure. Next to sex, I believe that LNC, lifting and carrying. Responding to the first post by Mark. Sure. Next to sex, I believe that LNC, lifting and carrying, is one of the highest acts of love that a woman can express for her man. Yeah. Why is there not a Patsy Cline song about lift and carry fetish? Lift up your man. Carry him right across the room now.

A woman that likes to lift and carry a man most likely does not have a problem being with him. That's for sure. But she'll develop one. Yeah. Losing my mind, smiley face. him, that's for sure. But she'll develop one. Losing my mind smiley face. Sure. Losing. I'm phone man. I'm not quite sure which post I should be

yelling about. I couldn't actually figure out that his name was phone man. I was like, phonemen. I'm phenomenon. I can't actually figure out that his name was Phone Man. I was like, Phenomen. I'm Phenomenon. I can't spell right. Good job beating me to the Spoon Man reference. It's the one that starts There Will Be No Discussion.

There Will Be No Discussion. Feel the rhythm on your own. That doesn't say There Will Be No Discussion. I administrate this entire forum. Yes, also, I have quite the thumbs up. No, I don't, shit. How many times have you posted on this?

Oh, somewhere around 2,165. Okay, okay. I am not nearly as nice as Luff. I'm sorry. There will be no discussion of how Freedom Force fans feel compared to how fucked mothers fans feel. Please do that again without translating those. There will be no discussion of how f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- Any member who goes down that road faces suspension or expulsion from this board. Oh my god.

What? This post is not subject to debate or discussion. What? Please, please, I ask you, I beseech you, do not respond and tell me why you disagree. Any such posts will be deleted and repetition of such posts will again lead to suspension or expulsion. This post should be the end of the F slash F or F slash M discussion in this thread.

And not I am not joking at all. Maybe he is. Drunk face? Want to try your luck on my English, punk? Just did jankum face, smiley something? That is a jankum face.

Please explore whatever you want about your feelings on this subject, but do not make it an F slash F versus F slash M thing. Thank you. Good day. These guys sound like a lot of fun. Listen, listen. Indeed I am. People who are into women carrying women, you sit at the back of the bus. Yeah.

I mean, presumably in his 2,165 posts, he's experienced a lot of drama. So is he just worried about like, oh, females carrying females, that's hot. Females carrying males, that's super gross. Like, is that? Oh, females carrying females, that's hot. Females carrying males, that's super gross? Yeah. Is that? Well, it's the whole chicks kissing chicks, that's hot. Dudes kissing dudes, fuck it, they're going to hell. That's it.

These guys are getting their info directly from the Bible. That's what I'm saying. What does the Bible say about lift and carry fetish? Chicks on chicks is hot, and chicks carrying dudes is not. All right, makes sense. That was like from Corinthians. Jimmy Franks, time for you to make a choice, please. Okay.

That's a little early in the show, but... You know, Dole here provided us with 25 pages of content. Okay. Jesus. So we've got some room. So I got two pieces of content here I want you to choose from. The first one is called, Is LNC More Important to You Than Sex?

It's a post by The Wolf. Looks pretty good. Yeah. And then the other thread is, How to Approach Getting a Girl to Lift. It's by Lombok15. Also looks pretty promising. That is a question I have asked myself Many times

I'm going to have to go with how to get a girl To get to lift Alright well great If you'll ask the question there Your name is Lombok 15 you've been banned Sorry about that Presumably you somehow brought up the difference Between hetero and homo

Lifters My bad You stupid idiot Hi all does anyone have any the difference between hetero and homo lifters. My bad. You stupid idiot. Hi all! Does anyone have any ideas how I can get to the subject of getting a girl to lift me? A friend of mine is the same height as me, but I think a lot stronger. How can I get

her to lift me? She doesn't mind showing streng... stregn... One more time. She doesn't mind showing strenght. There you go. Strenght. I'm CWCW or CMCW mod. She sounds competitive.

If she, for some reason, has to use her strength, like moving a box or playing a sport or so, say to her, oh, you think you're strong? She'll likely answer yes. I'm a fucking lift pula. Point is strong. Then issue the challenge. Try reading the stories

From this forum To see how others have managed to get rides F plus I mean So you think you're strong? Yeah Do you want to lift me? No What if I read you a poorly written story

Then do you want to lift me? I'm calling the police now You gonna lift them then or what? poorly written story, then do you want to lift me? I'm calling the police now. You gonna lift them then, or what? My name is Mark.Johnson21. VIP honored status, baby. These go for female

friends and girlfriends. Number one, crack jokes about how she is weak. Nothing too brutal, of course, but just something tongue-in-cheek. Wow, this is pooish shit! Yeah, you got a neg hit her pythons.

Like if she is holding back a... Like if she is holding a backpack or trying to lift her books or anything like that. If she's sensitive, she'll get offended. But if she's cool about it, she'll probably challenge you back and that's

she's just as strong as you. Assuming you and she are of similar height and proportion or she's bigger. And then you can say, oh, you think you're stronger? Prove it. Lift me up. So this guy is a picked up artist?

Oh! Oh! That's it. That's it. We got ourselves a title. Alright, F+, what do you think you learned today? That would actually be a pretty good podcast format

where we just go until we can find the best joke And we're out Okay Number two Compliment her on her physique Particularly her muscles Ask her how much she thinks she can lift Then asks if she thinks

she's strong enough to lift you up. Nice body. It would look better with a loser on top of it. Do you even lift, bros? Jimmy Franks, you got overdone! Hand that crown over. Invariably, she'll usually say yes. Then tell her to prove it

because you want to see it. Number three. Often it seems... There's so many steps to this preposterous scenario. This is ridiculous. It's all right because they're all pretty much the same step. The other guy is much simpler. He says,

hey, you think you're strong? Pick up. Are these all separate scenarios? I don't even understand. I think they're all the same scenario that is basically, you think you could lift me? Well, go ahead. I'd like to think that he's harassing the same girl on just multiple days throughout

a week. Just, ah, so this didn't work. Hey, I like your muscles. What, what, what? Go to number six. Well, wait, but what if I want to start by lifting her up first? Oh, well, number four, start by lifting her first. This might come out as creepy if you don't know her well,

but if she's a friend, it shouldn't be a big deal. Yeah. Can't be done as just as easy as looking her up and down until she says, what? And you respond with, I was just thinking if I'm strong enough to lift you onto my shoulders or not. Do you mind if I try?

She'll probably be cool with it. Because this is how non-killers talk to women. Probably be cool with it, in which case after you do it, you just say with a smile, Ha ha, that was fun. Alright, my turn.

She won't necessarily take the bait, but she might. Just fucking jump on her. I remember this from Sex Ed. They said that mutual elevation is a great form of foreplay. No columns necessary. Oh my god Here's the counter back

So you were gonna Plan number six what was it Oh yeah number six this might sound familiar You can ask her when the last time she had a piggyback ride was Sure Chances are she'll say it's been ages Might have gave it that way So you respond with

I kinda miss them. It's been a while since I had one or gave one, but I usually thought they were fun. You want one? And then after she does, say, Okay, my turn. Is there

something just slightly more direct than that? Number seven, if somehow you get into a playful test of strength, start with an arm wrestling match, then move on to lifting each other. A natural progression of events. I remember how Over the Top ended. Okay.

Okay. Do you think the alphas of this group will just walk up to a woman and say, Hey, ever fell a boner between your shoulder blades? Because you are now. What are you doing on your phone? Are you calling your friend 911? Hello? Hi.

Hi, this is Tall Girl Fan. Tall Girl Fan. Hi, yeah. Listen, I wanted to know if any of you guys ever had a random girl on you, met for a few moments at a bar or school or walking on the street lift you? Yeah, it happened to me once. It was no big deal. Were you assaulted? Is that what you're really trying to get to?

Well, to be honest I tried something of that sort with a stranger but would find it pretty hard convincing them to lift me. Yeah, then I just jokingly changed the subject. From what I know, it's pretty hard to get a stranger to lift me. Yeah, then I just jokingly changed the subject. From what I know, it's pretty hard to get a stranger to lift you.

Maybe for you, pussy. I can convince girls I know as friends, but not hot girls I might pass by in the street without going through all the tedious process of getting to know them, then the lift. Oh, God, it's so tedious. I have to talk to them. What's your name? My name's this.

Blah, blah, blah. Lift me up. Yeah, you know. Oh, have you ever had a piggyback ride before? No, you haven't? Well, I almost. Yeah, it sounds like you guys have been there.

You have to get to know them first for them to even think about lifting you. But still, I fantasize about a day where I can get a lift from a girl I have a dream. Where I can get a lift from a girl who is total stranger.

Smiley face. Standing tall. Sometimes you're tired of walking. And that chick's really hot. So this all sounds pretty great. I mean, it really does. Obviously, everything about this thread has really sort of made me wish I had this fetish. So I think we should all probably work towards it. Where can I get a fetish like this?

Is there a number I can call? But before we jump in with both feet, we should maybe listen here to Uplifting Trance. And he wants to know, have you ever wished that you didn't have this fetish? For a second there, when you said Uplifting Trance, I didn't realize you meant a username.

I got a little scared. I was reaching for the glow sticks. Lift me up. Lift me up. Lift me up. Yeah, we got some reverb in here. We got a steady 909 beat. We're set. Spitting black and white spiral.

Personally, sometimes, I feel that LNC fetish is one of the most difficult fetishes. I feel like we've read some more difficult ones. Anyway, especially F to M, and particularly if you like bigger, lifting, smaller F slash M, because chances are very low to enjoy it. It depends more on luck instead on your own achievements, which I don't think many of us have those. So here's some hyphen points.

First of all, if you are over 5'9", you'll face many difficulties. At 5'5 to 5'9", you still have your struggles. So the ideal is 5'5 and under. A human jockey. So if you are short, that's just how my bullet point starts, then you have to keep your weight down so you will enjoy your giantess versus ant fetish. Oh, yeah, it's so sad.

It's the one fetish that can't be super fat and gross. Yeah. And then my third hyphen point, still, even if you are ant size, you must have plenty of money in order to pay for professionals to enjoy your fantasy constantly. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Because finding a GF at this rate is tough, not only because the majority of girls prefer the guy to be taller, but even if some of them don't care about height, they might not accept your fetish.

And we can't have that. Or the whoring. I don't tend to like that very much, no. And then, so you can see, chances are so low for this subcategory of L and C. Depressed smiley face. The only thing you can do is use your fantasy. Like a Mariah Carey song, by viewing pics of large women and fantasize yourself being

ant-sized and getting carried around by them. Like other Mariah Carey songs. Oh. So you just think about it instead of trying to make it, oh, it makes so much sense. Hey, you think I could try to touch my own penis and bring myself to climax while doing this? You know it's worth a try. I'll ready the sense. Hey, you think I could try to touch my own penis and bring myself to climax while doing this? I know it's worth

a try. I'll ready the shower. Yet, I know that there are many women who can lift over 200 pounds. But still, it's not the giantess lifting ant I'm referring wrong to, Sly Smiley.

And then, Bunnybread, you are all FF Cradles. All FF Cradles. Oh, damn right I'm all FF Cradles. All Cradles. All Cradles. All Cradles. All Alf Cradles. Hell yeah. Alright, man.

When I was growing up, as I keep reminding you all, I've grown up, and I've been turned on by women's carry since I was an infant long before I knew what fetishes were. I was getting a boner when my mother was carrying... Oh, my God. This is sick to think about. I did wish I didn't have this fetish.

I'm grossing myself out real quick here. I also wish you didn't have this fetish. Yeah, hell no. You got to wish harder, boy. Fix that problem with your good friend beer so this is what happened to horny baby I did wish it didn't have this fetish as it can be frustrating

a big distraction watching a video over and over again to see a kerosene kerosene lights me on fire I made peace thanks to finding see a kerosene. Kerosene. Lights me on fire. I made peace thanks to finding Fuck Fuck and Carrie's website

because I realized I wasn't alone, you know. So I did make peace. Back then, I didn't favor Fuck Fuck as much as such. FF. Back then, I didn't favor FF as much. Just. FF. Come on, it's a woman carrying woman. Okay. Back then I didn't very favor FF as much.

Just like seeing women carried, and of course, it is more common to see MF than FF. FF is rather specialized. Easy option would be to choose a common fetish, as it can be difficult for us at times, being part of a rarer interest, if you get my drift.

Choose a common fetish. Yeah, it seems like they're all trying to catch each other up, doesn't it? You know, because it's more common to see that, right, Guy? I mean... You know. Well, there is that comic story of mine where I was looking at a Tekken 3 Chinese comic. You all know it. You all know it. We all know it. Come on. Classic off-cradles.

Yet I don't like the game series and by chance one is you had an FF cradle. I was hooked on those pages for a long time to the point I was told to leave. To leave the internet. I would have shaked that man's hand. And yep,

I did soil my pants in public while standing. Just thought I'd throw that in there. You weren't asking, but you know. I was 14 then. I'm 15 now. Don't think anyone knew that happened at least. A few years after finding carrying communities online,

I finally told people I knew about it. And nowadays, I'm quite open about it with strangers. Not in person, usually, of course. I like piggyback rides. Sir, just turn to the right. I want to take this picture. It may be hard. I still like piggyback rides.

I don't care how much I turn to the right. Lift me and make me hard, ladies, please. You won't kill this part of me. Not in person, usually, of course. Only one family member knows, and they're a cousin I hardly see. But I do get piggyback rides for it. So I thank the lift and carry community's past, present, and future for giving me some sort of peace with my fetish.

Even so, time does fly by when I attend. Lord, grant me the serenity to be carried by the women who will carry me. A spirit whose name is on that tombstone. Spirit of caring community's future. Even so, time does fly by when I intend for a quick browse. Anyhow, I haven't regretted developing this fetish for a long time now. It really is beautiful. Hi-yah!

Oh! Hey! That's great. This is Wum1112 or 22? Sure, yeah. Wum11122? No, no, we know you. You've posted 517 times, yeah. One, one, one, two, two. No, no, we know you. You've posted 517 times, absolutely.

You've received 3,247 karma for all your posting, so you're well-liked. One for this post. The reality is everyone has that secret fetish. What? What? No! No! Oh, yeah.

You're a lift-and-carry fetish, this motherfucker. No! You're a lift-and-carry fetish. You're a lift and carry fetishist, motherfucker. No! You're a lift and carry fetish. You're a lift and carry fetish. Psychologists and medical practitioners regard fetishism as normal variations of human sexuality. I mean, the first thing, not so much. The second thing, maybe. I don't have any regret to having this fetish slash hobby.

I don't have any regret to having this fetish slash hobby. While it's a fetish that requires significant time to enjoy, searching for photos, videos, which, yeah, might be good to not spend as much time. But look at everyone else. How much time do they spend on video games and Facebook stalking of high school and college friends? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You have a problem.

You need an intervention. I don't think it's any more unhealthy and a waste of time than those other hobbies a lot of people do and admit to. Jesus. The reality is all fetishes are creepy to those you approach if they don't know you or aren't familiar with you or your taste. Is asking a random girl to pick you up or a girl to pick up her friends because you like to see it creepy yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes very much so lol okay good okay well then we're in agreement shut up but it's asking a random girl to let you look at her feet or try on a particular item of clothing creepy too yeah yes yes it is. LOL. Anytime you

ask someone to do something for your sexual enjoyment, i.e. your fetish that would not be into you sexually is creepy. I mean yeah sure. Is like constantly equivocating? Like is that creepy? Because you seem to do that a lot.

Yes it is LOL. Where on the spectrum does this fetish fall? Okay. Because there is so much stating of the obvious. However, if it is someone you trust and love and they are into you sexually, there should be no a shame. Shouldn't be, but I bet you do.

It's a fetish. It's normal. Granted, if I like FF, so it's pretty much impossible unless I convince my wife to turn by for me to ever really experience that firsthand. As again, how would we approach another female to let my wife pick her up without it being super creepy? But it's normal. It's completely normal. I'm married to a woman and the only thing that I really want is my woman to pick up another woman, and that'll never happen. But, you know, it's normal.

It's a normal part of our lives. But wait a second. You say the woman, your wife needs to be bi for that to happen, to pick her up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say, like, white wine will probably help. Yeah. A small chick, that's just all really you need. Get some white wine, get everybody riled up

with a game of Cards Against Humanity and then we'll see who your wife picks up. Sounds like Adam has a story to share. Hey, honey. Adam, were you the wife in this scenario? You think you could put... Barb's pretty small.

You should be able to probably put... Not Roger, no, not again. Honey, you've been doing Soul no, not again you've been doing soul cycle, you've been doing show Marsha how strong you've got pick her up you've been doing Zumba, right? this is what helps me

you could probably pick her up and walk her around the kitchen island at least four times, I bet I think somebody, a few people on this show have this fetish Walker, around the kitchen island at least four times, I bet. All right, all right. I think a few people on this show have this fetish. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about either.

I did screw up, though. I had an ex-girlfriend who knew of my like in this, but we never went there. Two years ago, after I got married to someone else, we randomly started texting one night. Oh, so you're just a person that makes good decisions all the time. Yeah, and it came out that she'd been with a woman sexually after we broke up. This translates into carrying. I asked her if she carried her to bed. What?

She said no. That would be something that she would only do if I was there, since that was my thing. Damn it! Fuck! LOL! I never cheated on my wife, but oh, the urge was there. I wish I was at this sexual experience that was caused by me not being there.

We even went into a great deal and out texting on should my ex carry the girl. The girl carry my ex. Oh, God. My ex even said she would carry me. No, sports. Too little, too late, honey. Anyway, live and learn. Holy shit.

Holy shit. You should see what my ex-boyfriend just said. No, respond. Respond. I don't know. Holy shit, you should see what my ex-boyfriend just said. No, respond, respond. I don't know, this seems a little mean. Fuck him. No, no, tell him we're totally fucking. Yeah, do it.

It's hilarious. Anyway, live and learn, the wife is very much not into girls. Trust me, I have tried to see if I could go there, LOL. Well, you're lucky to have a wife still. Yeah, yeah, she's... I mean, I don't... Yeah, clearly a very tolerant woman. Yeah, this is back in 2009, so I doubt he still has a wife. It's okay.

She's picked up and left. Yeah. So, as spoken about a little bit earlier, this, you know, this obviously is a fetish community, and that means that there are pornographers willing to exploit that fetish community because fucking that's how shit works thank the lord so you know it's cool

my name is brattyfootgirls you know because I have other businesses so my name is brattyfootgirls and this is versus fetish I just want to tell you about a couple of the products that I have here it's our good friend clipsfForSale.com again. Oh, yay!

The fucking fetish cul-de-sac. So, BrandyFootGirl, so new on VersusFetish.com. Gigantic animated gif. Vanessa stands at 6'9 with her 6 inch heels. So, okay. 6'3. Yep. On as opposed to Luna Vera's tiny 5'2

frame, the two gorgeous ladies compare their height difference and then proceed to make out while showing off their size difference. I see them making out. I don't see them doing the other thing. Oh, you're so tall. I'm so short.

You have to... Oh, I'm going to have such a kink in my back tomorrow. Oh, yeah. You've got to buy the clip if you want to see them showing off their size difference. Oh, of course, of course, of course. That's good marketing. Vanessa towers over little Luna, but the size difference makes both girls very horny. So does the money.

but the size difference makes both girls very horny. So does the money. They can't control themselves as they passionately make out while Vanessa carries Luna around the room and lifts her up. I don't know why it was that sequence of events, but whatever. Wait, I have another clip as a matter of fact. New today on VersusFetish.com. In this epic battle, little Luna, you might remember her from the previous, Little Luna tries her best to out-muscle her much bigger and stronger opponent,

JC Simpson, who easily manhandles her. With every rush, Luna tries to bring down JC, but JC picks her up over her shoulders time. And again, using her strength and power to put Luna into all types of capital lifts and holds. Weakening her each time so she can pin her down and beat her. The clip features many lifts with JC wearing heels and barefoot. There's both of those things. It stars JC Simpson and Luna Vera, as you would

expect. The clip features lift and carry main focus, also grappling Amazon's schoolgirl pins, limp carry, over the shoulder carry, upside down carry, and more! Assuming this ticks all your boxes, right? I was really hoping for a fireman carry,

but I guess it'll do. I was really hoping for like a fireman carry, but I guess it'll do. I was really hoping for carry the Stephen King novel. I think limp carry is actually fireman carry. Oh, cool. Just based on the gif. So you're in luck, Jimmy Franks. Oh, good. Oh, again.

Oh. Helicopter carry. Like a caveman carry just holding by one leg. You got that? Holding by the hair. You got that? Holding by the hair. Let's edit that out in case they find a new fetish. Yeah.

On page two, I have some more videos that I post, but on page two, Boots, you're the wolf. Okay. Oh, I got to put my bid in. I got to put my bid in as long as everyone else is sharing their wish list. To me, you can't beat a warm, loving cradle carry. I mean, okay, I can't. It might be the most basic LNC, but FF cradles have a lot of fans here. Start with the type of hug.

Maybe an emotional greeting of long, separated close friends. Where the girl can't hug tight enough, so one bends down, scoops the other up, takes to the next level. Yeah, they should be so into it that they're lost in it, intoxicated by each other's

embrace, with no care that anything else exists in the world besides their two bodies as they stand together as an interlocked singularity. Then maybe as they realize it's time for the hug to end, the lifters walk

slowly, still carrying the lifty, both of them hanging on to each other as long as they can keep the moment from ending. I cannot picture this. All I see is just arms. Well, if you could capture that with convincing chemistry

between two beautiful models, I'd be a fan for life. The wolf out. So, you know, there's some more posts by Bridie Foot Girls. But Bridie Foot Girls, I mean, it's a little obvious is just in it. I mean, you know, they're just sort of exploitive. I mean, they're in it for the money.

Not even for the art? Yeah, exactly. But however Rachel fights, you know, now that's a woman, you know, who's in the community. She's a lover of the community. She's a lover of the people. She's in Orlando, so you know she'll do fucking anything. And Adam, if you'll take just the first two posts here by Rachel Fights, because, you know, you're trying to pitch, you know, your own Lift and Carry Fetish videos, but, you know, more respectable. pitch, you know, your own lift and carry fetish videos, but, you know, more respectable. Hey, guys, it's Rachel Fights.

In order to not drive you absolutely crazy every time I update my lift and carry clips, I have decided to start one thread containing all my updates. Smiley face. Please check back often as I will continue to add new photos and video trailers regularly. often as I will continue to add new photos and video trailers regularly. And then my next post. After easily conquering her first FF lift and carry, Rachel decided to take it up a notch and try her hand at an FM video with an 800 and... Whoa!

Sorry. Try to try to hand an FM video with a 185 pounds male. She was so excited when she found an eager volunteer, although he has very little lift and carry experience. Rachel demonstrates just how strong she is by effortlessly lifting him. Yeah, your resume looks great, but let me just ask you, how are you at being dead weight? Do you have experience in that?

I got narcolepsy Does that help? I'm sorry, we only hire people with more than 100 carry hours Yeah So you gotta get out there and lift some guys for a while, and then come back and see us

Yeah, we're gonna to need to see a portfolio. Rachel easily does piggybacks, over the shoulder, cradles, and front straddles. All with a big smile on her face. She also performs calf raises, squats, and even lunges with him wrapped around her. You know, if you've ever had to write a biography about yourself or any time you have to write in the third person, it can be challenging. But Rachel Fights is no problem. Really just cut to the core of what's happening. I'm not a very big fan of my bio on THEFPL.us.

I'm thinking Lemon easily does piggybacks over the shoulder, cradles, and front straddles, all with a big smile on his face. Just cut face. Her face, really. Yeah, do it that way. Yes, this is Strut170222, an honored VIP at this forum. Some comments. The guy that you cradled from the chair was acting like dead weight.

It must have felt more than 185 pounds, and it was impressive that you corrected it. A cradle from the ground instead of chair would be good. You might be the strongest pound-for-pound woman making LNC vids. Very impressive how high you can get on your toes. Can people email you suggestions or requests? Oh, Stratt's gonna get that pussy! LOL, only a true Lift & Carry fan

would have picked up on that. Smiley face. He definitely was new to Lift and Carry, so I had to work a little harder than normal to compensate for it. But I still threw him around like a rag doll. Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. Smiley face, smiley face. Thank you so much for your amazing compliment. I am definitely always looking for suggestions slash requests,

and you can either post them here on the forum or email them to me directly at rachelfightsatlive.com. Hugs and kisses, Rachel. ClipsforSale.com. Hello. I am Small WM, and since I'm from Ontario, Canada, this is all Canadian sound. I mean, you don't how to assume you're right.

Sounds legit. Yeah. That's just proper Oshawa accent. Good job. Oshawa, what the fuck is that? Somebody found that fucking funny. I have a suggestion. How about doing a clip where you're carrying a guy

on your shoulders while he dusts and cleans the high places in a house? It's for my friend. It's for my friend. It's for my friend who also lives in Oshawa. What? You heard me. Make it happen. What a confusing

request. Well, you know, this is a thread. Now, there's ten posts to a thread, right? So it shouldn't surprise you to know that this thread, the Lift and Carry Forum slash Miscellaneous slash Producer's Corner slash Rachel's Lift and Carry updates. This is a thread with 83 pages to it. Nice.

So, I'm going to skip over to page 10 here. I got a post by Sam Neill. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I hope it's really him. And then one of the scenario can be angry girlfriend teaching her bossy boyfriend a lesson. Knocks him out and carries him away to be put in a dress. Not sure what kind of lesson that is, but whatever.

The rest of the clip can include you dominating him while he try to argue and wrestle out of it, overpowering and knocking him out. He wakes up every time to find himself being carried by you. Every time. Oh, fuck. Here we go again. go again. Can involve change of clothes as well as every time he wakes up.

So he woke up, motherfucker. Time to change your diapy again. Post 11 there, or page 11, Boots, will you take lift and heels? That's post 105. Lift and heels? That's post 105. Lift and heels?

Is that with an apostrophe in? Well, no, it's not. It's just one word, but it should be. Lift and heels. Post 105, lift and heels. I've got to say naughty nurse. Naughty nurse. Hey, hey. Could we do a similar scenario with

naughty nurse? Perhaps. Is that a lift and carry? Hey, hey. Could we do a similar scenario with Naughty Nurse? Per-hapes? Is that a lift to carry porn actors? Pre-hapes. Pre-hapes. Thanks, Bunny Bread. Pre-hapes, she could inject the larger male with something and make he weak. Then she lifts and dominates him.

He tries to fight, but she's too strong for him. And you tell him you're going to have your way with him doing all types of lifts. With many lifts and heels, many producers don't have the camera far back

enough to see her shoes and legs, which makes it pointless wearing heels. So please make the camera far back for a full body of shot. Many thanks, Rachel. Take care. Can you put some hamburgers in her shoes? Winky, winky, smiley, then teasing emoticon, then cool guy thumbs up emoticon, then emoticon that's in love, and then emoticon that's really supportive

of whatever you're doing. So first you have denial, and then you have bargaining, and then eventually you make your way to acceptance of death through these emoticons. Oh my god. It's not pointless for her to be wearing high heels because all of you motherfuckers have clearly pointed out that's super duper integral

to your fetish. The tall short thing is really super good for you so the high heels is just... Oh no, sorry. I'm just thinking like a marketing person now. So, do you want to hear about Nurse Naughty's L&C Happy Ending Surprise?

Yeah! I mean, yeah! We're here. John is feeling a little stiff, so he decided that the best way to relieve some of his stress and tensions was to call for a massage.

He opened up a phone book and saw an ad for a quote-unquote unique massage. That sparked his interest. He had no idea what he was in for when Nurse Naughty arrived and applied her once-in-a-lifetime lip and carry massage therapy

rachel shows off her unbelievable strength and balance performing long piggyback rides squat front straddles cradles super seductive lap sitting and ots all while wearing eight inch stiletto heels with a 215 LBS. Man, see why Rachel has been called quote the pound for pound strongest quote female in lift and carry. Yeah. A competitive field.

I'm sure. Yeah. Who called Rachel that was a Rachel. It was one of the posters in this forum already. We read that post, and now I made it my tagline. And then let's finish this up. Like I said, what is it, 83? Yeah, 83 pages, so we can't get

to all of it let's finish it up with uh really i mean you know my lucky number post 242 oh hello this is dendron uh yeah i i agree if if uh if you do another clip a theme would be interesting like she is the secretary and you are a powerful executive dressed in a sexy business suit. Wait, wait. You're a powerful executive dressed in a sexy business suit? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

All right. I get it. What? What? Powerful women can't be sexy? I just... Come on. That's how Donald Trump got his start.

I don't know what a sexy business suit is, I guess. I wouldn't have this job if I weren't so good looking. Well, it's a normal business suit with holes cut out for the tits. Yeah. Tit holes. Tit holes. They're power holes. Power tits.

She is underperforming at her job and gets mouthy with you. You throw her up against the wall and lift her underarms what yeah lift her armpits yeah for the common lifts that follow i think she should try to struggle to not be lifted and you do the best to keep holding her so some lifts like the piggyback wouldn't really be good in such a video. While you two wrestle and struggle, some clothes should be shed throughout the video. With a little fighting, it would appeal to wrestling fans as well. Hey, I just thought of a way to improve your porn.

Put nudity in it. I'm a genius. Maybe some sex, dude. What? No. Geez. No, this is a fetish. Gross. Never mind, I'll see myself out. What are you doing here? No. This is a fetish. Never mind, I'll see myself out.

What are you doing here? Sorry. Every once in a while a creep that's into fucking shows up. There will be no discussion of fucking. Guys, you got my joke. I was just joking. It's not a joking matter. You're going to be removed.

No, that was another guy. That was my brother. Also, as she struggles to get down, she could be threatening you with lawsuits and her boyfriend will be paying you a visit. Smiley face. I know this is sort of an ambitious vid. Hope you like the idea. That sounds great.

Because nothing turns me on like the threat of litigation. Me too, says another person. I really like that one. There was a post on here that was, wow, was there lap sitting? Anyway. Okay, so we're not going to spend absolutely all our time here. We have one more site that we need to touch on before we go. And that site is

ultimateshoulderrides.com. Yeah! How do you like your shoulder rides? I like them ultimately. I like them finally. Yeah. Prefer the penultimate

shoulder rides. With a sense of finality. Yeah, I'd like for them to be the last thing that I do. So there's a lot of terrific stuff that Dole here put into this doc from Ultimate Shoulder Rides. I kind of like the first one a little bit better than the second one, so I went more heavy on it. But THEFPL.US, you can see the doc with a bunch of Ultimate Shoulder Rides stuff.

But we're just going to have to take a little bit here. So I want to tell you a story. My name is Checkmate Guy. What's up? Checkmate Guy. Checkmate Guy. And today, scene, three shoulder riders in a row. No way.

Yeah. This afternoon, Friday, the 31st of October, 2014, because it was such good weather, there being a totally blue sky, no wind, and a temperature of 20 degrees, I decided to go for a ride on my mountain bike. My usual route was to go from the little new forest harbor of Key Haven. Oh, God, everyone here is British. Fuck. Breaking news. Come on.

What happened? Breaking news from the internet's number one shoulder-riding community. Yeah, I'm into being dominated by women. Oh, also, I'm from Great Britain. I don't know why they didn't come up earlier. Well, I'm not fucking my car. Okay. Anyway, yeah, to Westfinshire on the shore.

Anyway, this is a round trip of about six miles. The sea along this part of the coast is the Solent, and the western part... Why am I just giving you geography lessons? Shh, this is part of it. Keep going. Of course. On the way back along the wide Ridgeway seawall, the sun was huge and low, but in the distance I could see what

appeared to be three shoulder riders riding along three abreast. Three titties? Three abreast. I saw three riders. As I rode nearer to what turned out to be a group of several people who were walking along all bunched together, like you do,, I thought at first I must have been wrong to have imagined I saw three shoulder riders walking along three abreast, and instead what I'd seen were three horse riders.

But no, as I rode nearer the group of people, there were indeed three shoulder riders coming towards me! Woo! Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Hail, stranger. What business do you have in shoulder riding, Adonia? I was once a shoulder rider like you.

But whatever. You're never getting that crown again, you motherfucker. Anyway, I was totally astounded. This just doesn't happen every day. But it did today. Obviously, I slowed down to observe the phenomenon. For a shoulder-riding enthusiast like me to see three shoulder-riders coming towards me

was like an ordinary person. It was like this. It was like an ordinary person bumping into their famous movie star or a famous singer. I'm super good at analogies. Seeing one rider is a rare occurrence. Seeing three together is virtually unknown.

But the best part of seeing this amazing spectacle happen when I rode slowly past the group, luckily I had to slow to almost a standstill because the group consisted of about ten people all occupying the width of the Ridgeway. So that's hot, too, I guess. Passing by the group, I saw the three shoulder riders were teenage girls. Instead of being the usual toddlers or children, being carried by their parents' shoulders, these girls were between 14 and 16.

Oh, the 14-year-old looked like she was being carried on her parents' shoulders, these girls were between 14 and 16. Okay. Oh, the 14-year-old looked like she was being carried on her father's shoulders, but the two other girls, who I guess were at least 16, were sat astride the shoulders of two men who looked like they were in their early to mid-20s. The most intriguing part of the shoulder-riding extravaganza... This flagrant orgy of writing. Somebody should make a law. Is that part of this Ridgeway I passed them on was at equal distance between Key Haven.

Oh, this is interesting because of geography. And the Yacht Haven, some 45 to 60 minutes walk to get to civilization. So were these girls being carried on these guys' shoulders for the next 45 to 60 minutes? If so, it would have been a remarkable shoulder-riding experience for these young ladies. Yeah. Remarkable.

It's for the ladies' pleasure, isn't it? Blah, blah, blah. All sorts of questions filled my mind afterwards. Who were these girls? Who were these guys? How did the guys persuade the girls to get up on their shoulders? Was it drugs?

What the fuck? Was it hypnotism? How long have they been riding along the guys' shoulders? Since 1972. Hey, hey look. Look up the road. It's that guy that's always asking us to ride on each other's shoulders driving up. Let's fuck with him.

Do it. Yeah. Get on my shoulders. Go and do it. Yeah, come on, Mom. Oh, yeah, we can't ride on your shoulders. We're already riding on other shoulders. Oh, sorry.

Next time, though, we swear. I made some other points which are also creepy but just let me close on the last point is that they all had naked legs because being a warm day they were wearing shorts various kinds i have to say that this spectacle made my day yay happy ending does anyone at all have anything to say about my great story? Never. Okay. Fair enough.

Back to prison with me, then. I'm Equidum. Okay. Equidum. No, I'm Equidum. I'm equally dumb. No. Yeah, you're dumb.

Yeah. A rare opportunity indeed, which to me could have justified that you tried and followed them as long as possible. Maybe you would then have seen them riding for the next 60 minutes. And that would have been

a lifetime, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Anyway, thanks once in a lifetime opportunity. Anyway, thanks for sharing this great experience. Which you fucked up by not following them. Oh, yeah, so, Bunnybread, how do you feel when you ride on shoulder without underwear?

Why have you not asked me this before? Hello! I'm North Riding. I am, I am tie-gay. Why have you not asked me this before? Hello. I'm North riding. I am Tai Gay, which is, you know, the cousin of Muay Thai. I'm Tai Gay and crazy shoulder riding so much. And I have a ride on my brother's shoulder. I feel good and want to ride him all day long,

but it's not possible. Every day. No, it's not possible. That's not possible, but it's not possible. Every day. No, it's not possible. That's not possible. But it's not possible. Every day I dream to ride on muscular men and do strong without clothes. And he want to

be my pony all of the day. Actually, when I see woman on man's shoulder riding picture, I want to be like that. And after I want to have sex on the shoulder. So how is the artificial intelligence poster coming along? Not well. I passed string test.

I want fuck shoulders That whatever you ask I answer with fuck shoulders The bot's doing pretty well but all it wants to do is fuck shoulders I still want fuck shoulders I want fuck shoulders Fuck shoulders Fuck me ride

Gay Thai I know about In Thai Shoulders, shoulders, fuck, me ride, gay Thai. I know about in Thai traditional. Do not accept about woman on man's shoulder. No, no, bad, because Bible writing, but in cheerleading group in Thailand, you can see more woman on man's shoulder writing. I want to burp like that, but I am gay. And in Thailand, there's hardly two fine men who can

give me shoulder ride with willingly. I don't know why I crazy shoulder ride or am I mental disease, but I know I am ordinary people. If only there were sex tourists somewhere in Thailand.

Yeah. Someday. Me holding fist to sky. I like that that's the most illicit thing in Thailand. It's no shoulder writing. Everything else in the world we can put up with. Get that rent boy off of your back. Yeah, he can put his dick back in your mouth, of course.

Just out of the... I mean, fuck, man. No horse play is what I'm saying. Yeah, he's gonna fall. I mean, unless you want to fuck a horse. That's fine. That's fine. And you can get on the horse's shoulders.

Yeah, damn right. I'm Allie2121. Wait, me and in the future, I hope to find my pony man with cute body. Or he is cheerleader man. I will jump to shoulder riding and will ride him all day long if he willing.

I'm Allie... Now proceed. I'm Allie2121. To the tiny shoulder riders, there should be some ponies around in your area but it might help if they knew your height and how much you weigh good luck oh i am tie gay that how much i weigh probably easy to tell just like look at them i guess i'm i'm just a master looking for my blaster

wow this is homo jojo. Not a bad name. I like it. Homo jojo. I'm in Thailand too. I love riding on man's shoulder and I

see how difficult to find someone to carry me on shoulder. What you want is all I want. Is it strange? I see how difficult to find someone to carry me on shoulder. What you want is all I want. Is it strange? Yep. Did you put a gun in your mouth right after you? Somebody man jockeys, not a man pony. I hope those two found each other.

I want to be pony. No, I want to be pony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be a difficult relationship between the two of them. Yeah, exactly. He's going to be arguing until he gets it. Okay, wait. So we are going to close on a story.

But there is a couple of different types of stories that we can read. The first story is called A Story of a Ride. A story, no. It's called A Story of a Ride. No. A Story of a Ride. A Story of a Ride. So that's one option. Then there's

stacking how I discovered shoulder riding. Oh, jeez. Oh, no. Damn. Someone's got a problem here. And the last one is called I Have Been Challenged.

It's the story of Memorial Day Weekend. Oh, my God. Boots, you'll be doing this, so what would you like? Shit. Let's just go with the story of Ride. Yeah, there go with a story of ride. Yeah, there's not a bad answer here. Okay, well, Indian Rider, tell us the story of ride.

The story of ride, part one. I've always been interested in riding men. In my childhood, I used to ride my father and brother. But I wanted to ride strangers. But because of shyness, I wanted to ride strangers. But, because of shyness, I failed to do so. When anyone offered me a ride, I refused. But now,

when I am young, 20-year-old guy, my shyness has gone out. But now nobody offers me any ride. I ugly and fat. You're a country song in the making. But there is one guy whom I can ride Whenever I want He is a friend of mine

Kunal Jesus? Kunal Christ That footprints pole must really turn these guys on I bet He is everything for me. It is a long and interesting story behind our friendship and writing, so I thought I would share it.

We're almost halfway through the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But first, a little bit more preamble. I want to ride in complete loneliness. It is difficult, but I try to do so. I remain restless for not getting any rides, but there was always a hope that one day my dream would come true. Riding in complete loneliness, you mean you just float?

Or what? Yeah, it's like a weird glitch in a Bethesda game. Okay. Many years passed, I grew 11 years old. Hmm? Sweet. He was one when he wrote this. At least. Many years passed, I grew 11 years old. He was one when he wrote this. Then a guy named Kunal came into my life when I was in fifth standard. He was very weak in studies.

Unlike yourself, who's good in the maths. He was daily punished with a belt. He was made on all fours and teachers stroke on his back. And that was the most amazing moment for M as I could not take my eyes away from his back. I had a strong desire

to ride him. One day surprisingly the teacher asked me to sit on his back as I was very weak and thin. But I refused as I wanted to ride him alone in a locked room why the hell did the teacher ask you to ride on his back what fucking class is this

alright you sit on his back and you don't be fucked up for life because of this this concludes day one of home ec strong stupid boy. This concludes day one of home ec. Strong stupid boy, carry this weak boy all around you and learn lessons from each other. Do it!

Odor. Will he teach me to love? It is just like we want to have sex with our partner in loneliness. I didn't skip anything. Hold on. Then, teacher asked another

student to ride on his back. He agreed and mounted his back. At that moment, I knew what is the real meaning of jealousy. Miss Leslie's dirty school of carrying I was depressed

But I decided to plan something To ride him Like a I was very brilliant in studies So I asked his parents to send him To my house for studies Luckily they agreed Hello parents

You parents of child? I became very happy. Now, I could take him in a lonely room for studies. Oh, boy. But the challenge was, how will I convince him to give me rides? You remember I said this story would be the last thing?

I lied. Adam. Yes. I have a question. Do you do you you know, are you involved in carrying which makes you cum and then you're embarrassed about it? Listen, we need to get a woman's perspective in

equal time. Yeah, yeah, yeah get a woman's perspective. Yeah. Equal time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've talked about a lot of people that are into women carrying. We need to get a woman's perspective of the lift and carry fetish. Will you bring that to us? Hello, one, two, three. Sure. Alrighty.

Hi, I am 21 year old girl. I am an Asian. Of course. Yep, I am so pretty. I am a pretty girl. I'm glad to have been able to find this group. Since the members of this group appear to be open, I am going to be honest and inform you all about a recent problem that I had to face.

My boobs are just too big! When all the... Okay. Me and my boyfriend were just chilling at my place when all of a sudden I remembered I was supposed to fix a bulb in our basement which

my mom had told me. Okay? Sure. I mean... I was supposed to fix a bulb in our basement which my mom had told me. Okay? Sure. All of a sudden, I was supposed to fix a bulb in our basement, but my mom had told me. You can choose to write a sentence many ways, and you chose that way. She had told me to get it changed by an electrician. Oh, Jesus Christ.

You were supposed to do it and also hire an electrician. I'm a member of the Chinese aristocracy. But I had forgotten. Hence, I told my boyfriend about the problem. We had no ladder and no one was there at our home. Is this a really elaborate

how many Asians has it changed to change light bulbs? Very complicated joke. All right. Well, I'm sure it'll pay off. He's going to end with, fuck you, clown. I was thinking of what to do when he stuck his head beneath my legs and yanked me up on his shoulders without any warning.

Before I could say anything, he told me to replace the bulb with a new one. We had already brought the bulb, so it didn't make me much time, but during this time, I had an urgent need to go to the loo. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, no. I told him about it.

He said, not so soon. He told me to do it on him. He said, don't pee on me. Yeah. He told me to do it on him. He said, don't pee on me. Yeah. He told me to do it on him. Oh, god damn it! Unfortunately, I was only wearing shorts and nothing beneath.

Finally, I let it rip against his neck. And to be very frank, I find it kind of hot, lol. Of course you do. He began to jump up and down while I was seated on his shoulders. It was really embarrassing

to admit, but it felt extremely good. How short are these people? Why is she not getting slammed through into the next floor? As he continued to bounce me non-stop, I was surprised to see his strength as I am taller than him 5'11 and 115 lbs.

Sure, yeah, so very high ceilings. I got extremely aroused and I had a climax. Yeah, as you're wont to do. Great, yeah, yeah. I took my pants and I had a climax. I had completely soaked my shorts. I stayed on his shoulders for five more men's cherishing the climax with my skinny legs squeezing his neck.

I don't know if this is new for a girl, but it is an extremely embarrassing situation to have have paid and fuck on him despite the fact that he is my biff and has promised to keep it a secret. Did you promise the same thing? Nope. All right. I said I have to tell the internet for him. What should I do?

Dear Pet House, I never thought I would lie about this happening to me. I want to imagine that she's sending this as she's still sitting on his shoulder. Please send help. She's writing it as it happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First, get out of that puddle if you're going to be messing with live wires. Definitely call an electrician. Also, stop coming.

That's it. Oh, stop coming. That's it. Oh, my God. So you did the voice, and I was like, oh, that's an interesting choice. I guess we could. But it was absolutely correct. That could not have been more fucking obvious. Yeah, that's the least convincing I am a woman post I've ever seen. Jesus Christ, yeah.

I went up on her shoulders and I peed and then I orgasmed with my vagina. All right, I need to make an account that's a woman. What's the account name going to be? I don't fucking... Hello123? That's good. It's randomly generating good notes. Wait, no, I put the password and the user...

Ah, fuck it. Okay. Oh, do I have to log in to show all posts? I think you do. Nope, there are basically all like this thread. Anyway, Jimmy Franks, did you have one little response there to this? Yeah, this is Namagaru,

and I wish you well. If you were my daughter, which you are not, I would prefer that you just shoulder or piggyback rode him to climax and that neither of you had sex until you both were married. Oh, you're one of those families. Oh, God. The world is full of impoverished, unmarried mothers, which means the children grow up in poverty.

Of course, most of the fathers had promised that they loved these mothers-to-be and then later abandoned these women and children such that it appears these men lied. My mother told me, if a man really loves her, he can wait till he marries her before having sex. Even though you are not my daughter, I prefer you and he wait. Okay. What? This is getting kind of serious. Jesus.

What the fuck? What the actual fuck? If he breaks up the relationship because you decided to wait, then he has shown the truth about himself. If you are not pregnant or sexually transmitted disease, which has happened often by then, then you minimize harm to yourself. Yes, I did wait till we married. It has now been 32 years.

We have a 28-year-old son. You really waited. I had a lot of, you know, just trouble in my life. Just a lot of anger that was causing me to lash out in difficult ways and being self-destructive behavior. But then I met a lift-and-carry fetish on this forum, and he really set me straight. Really straightened my life out. Because he said, even though not his daughter, he would prefer,

and nobody had ever said they preferred that. I wait until... Nobody's ever given me a suggestion before. Yeah. F+, what did we learn from these two very confusing and wonderful sites? Men should be put to death. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. I mean, you know, Ferguson, that's all men's fault. We need to find some things. Wait, Ferguson had people lifting and carrying? I thought it was about something very different. Okay, all right. You don't see color, do you? I only see cover when it's above eye level We have to turn off the dick's brain

Whatever Yeah, because that's the part of Ben That makes them think of this kind of shit I'm kind of fond of my dick's brain I am too I'm fine with your dick's brain too you're damn right shit brought you to climaxes you've never seen before

we don't need to go into that we do I think this is the time and place we're still recording okay fine I feel for a lot of these people it's coming from the same place you know there's a lot of this this impulse that,

and I don't really know how to psychoanalyze it, it feels like it's kind of tied into giantess sort of things, and sort of, I don't know. There's this thing that I'm starting to notice now with these fetishes, is that everybody keeps describing this fetish, like, I have this fetish,

and it's honestly, when you boil it down down it's almost just like this makes me happy it makes me happy to see this and it makes me happy to think about it and it's like it's not it doesn't seem like it's necessarily like essential you know it's like all these things that like oh this reminds me of something that i enjoy like like cartoons or sleeping in bed all day. I have this fetish. It's called being lazy as shit. Yeah. And that's how you fuck pillows.

Yeah. I think that people and like what's fun about this is that I think that people, you know, enjoy having a quest, enjoy having kind of a quixotic journey about something that's difficult, something that they can't do, something they're going to strive for. And in the case of that married man who wants his straight wife to pick up another woman and she's totally not into it,

I mean, he will go to his grave wanting that. And that's just a thing that will motivate so many of his own internal decisions. You know, which is, I don't know, tragically beautiful, I suppose. The website is always thefpl.us It's a whole new website with a whole new font size that makes people angry!

Yeah, and if you want somebody who can carry your discussion thread into a conversation about Tumblr for no good reason, go to Ball Pit. Nicely done. Yeah, Ball Pit. It's $10, but I think it's worth it,

and you can flatter us as well, because that's super nice. So thanks a lot for listening, and listen to more, because more are pretty funny. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. show come on carry carry me a little yes i carry you i carry me a little come on carry carry me a little while um so uh there's oh god, there's so much. Let's all go to the lobby. Almost. Almost there.

Pig bag rider. Ride. All right. All right. Sorry. All right.