The F Plus - 17: My Malleable Mannequin

Episode Date: February 21, 2010

We're talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don't seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we're talking about fuck dolls, and the men who love them. According to them, fuck doll enthusiasts are the most romantic people in the world, and you're about to hear the love.

When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky, you can bet that he's doing it for some doll. When you spot a John waiting out in the rain, chances are he's insane, as only a job can be for a Jane. When you meet the gent who pays all kinds of rent for a flat that would just flatten the Taj Mahal. Latin, the Taj Mahal. Call it sad, call it funny, but it's better than even money. That's a guy who's only doing it for some doll. When you see a dame change... Hey there, welcome to the S-Plus Podcast.

Terrible Things, Red with Enthusiasm. My name's Lemon. And I'm John. And, you know, it's not Valentine's Day where you are, unless you're listening to this about a year afterwards. But it is Valentine's Day for us right now. Yes, and some of you on Valentine's Day may not have a partner with you, may not have a date. And you may be thinking, I'm lonely, I'm sad, there's no one to share it with.

Well, this is just a podcast for you because we have some great ideas on how to cut that loneliness down. That's right, because while you may not have, I don't know, the personality or the animal magnetism or the facial features that are all in the right place to attract a soulmate for yourself, you probably do have some amount of disposable income. Now, I know. I know what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking. I'm just going to stop your thought right there. I am not talking about prostitution.

No, no. Because that is immoral and that is exploitive. What a horrible thought. And that is not our subject. That is not our subject here. Our subject, instead, is about a different kind of soulmates. Fuck dolls.

Yes. Yes, that is what we were talking about. And, you know what we're talking about. And, you know, you thought maybe you should go out and find your perfect partner, see if somebody is the same, the personality or the body type that you like. But, you know, forget that. Why not just order your perfect partner online? You see, sometimes you might have your partner, you know, let's call her Catherine, and you like Catherine, and then all of a sudden, you know, it's five years into the relationship, and you recognize that you are no longer into blondes, right? And Catherine is a blonde. Well, see, here's

the thing with fuck dolls, you can just swap out the head. And, you know, maybe you're not that into bodies. Maybe you would like a partner that doesn't necessarily have to have their head attached to their body. Well, then with a real doll or something along those lines, you know, your wish is fulfilled. The one thing that I learned from

this, from gathering information for this podcast is that I knew about, I knew about real dolls. I'm sure you know about real dolls. HBO has had about ten years worth worth of material about Real Dolls. And there was that movie, Lars and the Real Girl. There's another one, yes. But there is a whole... There's a number of these companies, which stands to reason.

Your Real Doll is the sort of high echelon. They're like $6,000. But then there's a lot of kind of discount models, and only some of them are from Japan. Actually, America seems to be the bigger producer of them. And what we have is actually a forum for aficionados, lovers, appreciators, admirers of fuck dolls of all sorts that they get together and they have conversations yes and if

you're the kind of person who's ordering a real doll or something along those lines chances are you've gone it alone for a while well you don't have to go it alone anymore once you get one because you have a whole group of people very normal and not broken inside at all people who can help you out and give you tips like say what head to use how to find the best used one what to name your real doll what kind of clothes they'd like to wear, you know, and so on. And, and, here's another thing that the thread offers, or the forum offers,

is that, let's say you wanted to actually have a conversation with a fuck doll. Well, you can, because members of the doll forum actually post, sometimes, under the personalities of their fuck dolls. Yes. And so, if you're looking for these type of people, we have just the places you need to go.

So it is our Valentine's Day special. They have told us in themselves that nobody is more romantic than admirers of dolls. And so we're going to find that out. We're going to bring the romance. This is F+. This is our all-fuck-doll episode. Right.

Enough with the foreplay. Let's get right into the action. Joining us tonight, we have Acero Collado. You don't have to answer your questions. Boots Reindeer I come with lubricant Jack Chick Dude fuck this episode don't listen to this

Bunny Bread I am Bunny Bread and my cavernous vagina says hi Sweetie McGonway Lemon She was talking. And this is John. My name is Daphne, and I have no life.

I am the lights, the milk, the legs. Greetings from Kevin LeCourte. This is my first time on here. I just want to say hi, and I have that doll on the way. I'm 27 years old, and I decided that a Candy 18 doll was right for me. I've been dreaming of one since I had laid its eyes on her. I decided to buy the affordable doll because this is my first time. Wait, he means, yeah, he means that, yeah. No, don't, don't.

Oh, oh. I hope she is as good as I heard. Better yet, scratch that. I know she is as good as I heard. Better yet, scratch that. I know she is. I like to say to all those who have an RSSD that I hope that I have as much fun as you do with your dolls. Thanks and have fun. Sincerely, Kevin the Cruel.

No, that's Sinkerly. Sinkerly. Oh, you're right. Sincerely. Iinkerly. Oh, you're right. Sinkerly. I have an eye for this. Kevin the Cruel, welcome to the forum and welcome to the RSSD family. And it is a family. I think you will enjoy the affordable doll.

For the price she can't be beat, Imo. With this doll, she has an insert and removable head for the times you just need head. Oh, God. Oh, God. If you have not seen her in action, here she

is. And that's the video which made me wrench, literally. That was not an exaggeration. Yeah, that video was horrifying. Yeah, to anyone who might be hearing this podcast, click that link at your own peril. It's funny he uses the words,

she can't be beat. Yes. Like, the vegetable. And it's not sugar beets, honey. Welcome, Kevin. Yeah, you found the right place. I know how tempting RSSD dolls can get.

I'm sure it was love at first sight. Hope the wait won't be long and painless. It won't be long and painless. He hopes it will be short and painful. I've just read that as painful. Have a happy honeymoon

and make sure you take pics and give your mail order back. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. No. I'm going to Hawaii on my honeymoon with my real doll. I'll take lots of pics.

Yeah, we went to Hawaii. She's not quite the scuba diver that I thought she would be. Look at me putting the dick to this piece of silicone. Oh, look, it's a postcard from John. I wonder what this is. Oh, God! You know what the nice thing is about traveling with your real doll wife?

You only need one ticket. I would like to add that jet washing your nostrils with vodka is not highly recommended. Yeah, but if you had to pick between that and the poor real doll at the beginning of the video. I think that's easy, yes. You can't go wrong with an RSSD for your first. So basically, she will be de-virgining you too. Oh God, Kill me now.

Christine and Catlin, my RSSD taffy twins, say hello. Wait, you made dolls out of taffy? You know, I really don't want to know where that nickname came from. Not in the least. Artist69 loves Asian dolls.

Is that Asian? I guess it's kind of anime Asian. Yeah. It's Asian with a whole lot of powder. I see. Ghost Asian. My first was an RSSD lolly. I thought she'd be

right for me. She definitely was. This body for the affordable doll is a nice one. I have a body for my RSSD Anastasia doll, Melody.

I hope you do as well, Kevin. You can get other heads for your doll too sometimes. I love my Anastasia head and think the lolly one is so adorable. The other ones I have get used too still and

get the right makeup going on them and photograph them better. One with every Happy Meal. Collect all five. I like the Grover head the best. What I really like about this body, besides the nipples being softer and you can pull on them a little is that when making love to her you only have to pull the

pants and panties down just a little you don't have to take them off to make low to her because the positioning of the front entry oh Oh, hey, it's just like a real woman. I do love that he said making love rather than having sex. Because truly, this is making love. It's a real experience. He puts on rose petals and puts on out green for him.

Baby, I'm going to make such love to your front entry. I'm going to pull down your panties slightly. It's nice to have a doll with the ability for you to be able to move her head around. I like her sitting on me in a chair and her face pointing towards mine, and I can look over and give her an occasional kiss instead of having to position her differently. I also tuck her hands on both sides of me, so it feels like

she's hugging me while sitting. Very pleasurable doll this Anastasia body is. I have tried one other insert besides the cat in a can one. Oh god. Oh god.

Thank christ we don't have video evidence of that. I gotta tell you. Well, it's a pussy in a can. What should we call it? Hmm. Thank Christ we don't have video evidence of that. I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you. Well, it's a pussy in a can. What should we call it? My least favorite Dr. Seuss book. This guy's actually got pictures of his dolls.

And, yeah. Life-like they aren't. And I imagine trying more with her. I put a bag in her, then the insert. When finished, pull it all out and clean. Easy as that. Yeah, I just got some very good news. My dear Lena will be shipped out Monday.

So we might be opening Christmas presents on Christmas Day. Oh, thank you, Jesus. I'm so happy I'm jumping for joy while I'm typing this reply. I bought her a sexy little nightgown and a sexy little teddy I saw at Walmart. I just hope it fits her to a T. I can't take photos of her just yet. I have to wait until I buy me a new digicam.

Don't worry. I can still do a photo using my webcam if she wants to use my computer to look up something. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. I am grateful that they are shipping her out so soon. This is the best news I've had all day

today. Picture the type of guy that would post something like this. Now picture him buying a nightgown and a teddy alone at Walmart. That's a great mental image. It just winds up being a really long, dull conversation between Kevin the Cruel and Narcissus anyway.

Dull? Um, nothing as this topic can be dull. I worked at a Marshall's store for a while and there was a guy who would come in with a vibrator strapped to him and you could hear it vibrating and he would buy underwear and then he would return it.

And he always had a mesh shirt and his nipples were pierced and he had a chain between them, but he would be vibrating like a pager going off as he walked around. I knew you sounded familiar. Oh, man. Is that a bomb? Maybe he was just very popular.

Is that a bomb? Because I think you're about to go off. You know what you say to a guy like that? I'll see you tomorrow, Senator. Oh, snap. All right, I'm just going last uh the last paragraph here from narcissist yes very great news my anastasia body what an anastasia head that i named saravana will arrive that's good that's not a porn name at all will arrive this week. We are going to have a very merry literary Christmas together.

I'm so excited. One word of advice would be the Jenna head, which is the head on your doll, I think. Watch going too deeply in her mouth because I tore mine in the back. But that was because I didn't have the head connected to the body. Was he shoving his dick up her nose? I cannot believe they're having sex with severed heads. I'm told the pipe helps to prevent damaging her in that way. Don't know that till it was too late, but she's easy to repair with

AquaSeal. You can make you can use different inserts in her too, even if they are smaller and are loose in her. All you do is put something along the sides of it to hold it in place. It works. I also use

a bag with her, so that cleanup is easy. Oh god. It works. I also use a bag with her, so that cleanup is easy. You wouldn't want to give your doll an STD now, would you? Use protection. What is the use of the word literary? Merry literary Christmas. They're going to read comics. Oh, that's cute.

He's going to read to her. Joe, she's going to read to him. I was going to say that. Read James Joyce's letters. K the C. Welcome to the forum. And I saw that it's me has already rolled

out the royal welcome to you into the RSSD family. Artist69 was very helpful to me when I first got Jade, and Narcissus has some lengthy theards about when he first received his girls that were helpful and give insight into having a doll as a companion. There are a lot of us that are part of the It's Me Mafia that are here to answer any questions you have, direct you towards useful information, and pound

on you every once in a while. Oh no! Why is that happening? Yeah, we'll chop your head off and then we'll pound on you. You are going to also see that the other members here are also very helpful, too. Also. Also to also.

Also. It's me is great to work with, and I'm sure that he will do everything in his power to get you doll to you before Christmas. It's me. If you have an issue with Santa, call Jessie. She already has a bone to pick with him. Underneath that is a picture of one of the fuck dolls pointing

with the caption, Santa, get your little round ass over here. We gotta go. I got things to see and people to do. So how do you manage to have your fuck doll be a dominatrix? Do you grab her hand

and have her hit you? Stop hitting yourself. Knowing these guys, probably yes. Also, Phantom Texan, I need to point out, his avatar is Ghost Rider surrounded by three fuck dolls in subjective poses.

Oh, no. With his name at the top. Why is Ghost Rider there? Because he's dangerous. He's a ghost doll writer. That's why Ghost Rider has to go back to hell. That's what his hell is like. Oh, shit. His head is on fire?

Yeah, and interestingly, the guy, the doll fetishist that wrote that, when he went to see Ghost Rider, he went, God, Nicolas Cage is creepy. Casper Ghost Boy. Welcome to both TDF and the RSSD family, or RSSD mafia as Phantom Texan likes to put it.

Because we are a different bunch. Kevin the Cruel BTW my real first name is the same as yours. Soulmates. They're soulmates.

One of these guys is named Kevin. I never would have guessed. What a coincidence. I saw that you bought the affordable doll line of the RSSD dolls. And while I own the original Candy 18, which is called Candy, named Daphne, I loved her like no other. And even though my real girlfriend hates this... You know, my real girlfriend.

But Daphne's... It's like in the Mormon lifestyle where they have the first and second wife. The real girlfriend, the first real doll. Lemon, these next few words, do I have to say them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you do. Not only do you have to say them, but you have to believe them, and they have to become true for you now, too.

Yeah, we're always going to associate them with you. They need to influence your life from now on. This is going to hurt. Even though my real girlfriend hates this, but Daphne's my doll wife. While me and my RGF are...

I just noticed this guy lives in Man Shank. Yes, he does does finish your sentence boots while me and my I don't want to while me and my RGF are sort of like husband and wife because we do live together

it's a loveless marriage She's not latex enough She actually talks And expects things They're Mormons Baby, I'll get rid of her once your head can come off Which is going to be very soon We saw that It's Me had already welcomed you

And since someone said that I have the queen bee of RSSDs, meaning my Daphne is the first Candy 18 doll ever made, and that was over two years ago, and she's still holding up. By the way, I have the first Candy. Guys, the Candy, first one, it's mine. I have the first Candy, first one, mine. Still holding up. I just like that there's the 18 right in the name

because if I'm going to fuck a real doll, I wouldn't want it to be underage. I got standards. Because that's illegal. That's just gross and wrong, fucking an underage doll. They actually have the latex barrels sit in a factory floor for 18 years to age it. So if you have any questions about RSSDs,

don't hesitate to ask me. Artist69, PhantomTexan, Namropade, Narcissist, or any other RSSD owner. But if you have any computer questions, ask Daphne Catherine. Oh, God!

She's one... What? Daphne Catherine. You know, Daphne Catherine. She's now got a... Between the first paragraph and the third paragraph, I gave her a compound name. She's one hell of a computer nerd. She knows more about Linux than I do.

Even if she, Daphne, uses Linux more, but she doesn't mind answering a question about another operating system or another application. Free slash open source code, and by free I mean freedom, not necessarily price.

Or how Richard M. Stallman says, free as in freedom. I'm going to tell us how to sell widgets soon. Or free as in free beer. Or proprietary code. I'm going to sell widgets soon. Or free as in free beer. Or proprietary code. I'm more hardware than software. Oh, God.

I suppose that was a bit of a tangent. No, it was pretty much the same topic. Fuck those, fuck those, fuck those Linux. What a shock. Daphne and I know that your Lena is going to give you years of enjoyment. And by seeing that she's going to be in your arms before Christmas, and what Daphne has told me... My wife doesn't speak to me.

My RGF doesn't speak to me. Only Daphne does. What Daphne has told me, she spent nearly $350 at GameStop on a big gift for me that's under the tree right now. And she said that I must install Linux on it too, even though it is a PS3 with an HDMI cable

and Madden NFL 10. He never stopped masturbating while writing this, did he? No matter what subject he went to. I'm actually feeling rage. I want to go find this guy and beat him with a baseball bat. I can't believe you just bought that fucking PlayStation for yourself.

No, no, I didn't. Daphne bought it for me. No, I'm picturing something even more elaborate than that. I'm picturing the doll to the store and it's like, okay, honey, I want to get him a PS3. He's so good to me with his dick. He's hiding underneath a counter and holding her up above it.

I'm just imagining the guys on the other side of the counter with this sort of wooden facial expression. And then the manager comes in saying, no, no, no, he's done this before. That's a conversation between two people with wooden facial expressions. Yeah, through it. One of the more normal customers we have here at GameStop.

Yes, sir, that's a snap. And she stated that she wrapped it in candy wrapping paper, wrapping paper with candy printed on it, not little peppermint candies stuck on it. with candy printed on it. Not little peppermint candies stuck on it. What the fuck? To signify,

to signify, which is the right word for this, her being a RSSD candy. By the way, it's the first candy. P.S. A little tongue-in-cheek, if you'd ask me. So exchanging Christmas gifts, and birthday gifts too, please do not forget

her birthday, with your doll is pretty acceptable with me. After all, this is the third year me and my RG has been doing it. Me and my RG don't have a family to go home to for the holidays.

They exist, but you can't go there. So me, my RG, Daphne, and wait, is RG... Oh, okay. Oh, RG is real good. I thought it was... Okay.

And Nikki, my Nicole body slash Angie head first PC, have gifts under our tree, even though someone invited us over to their house for Christmas dinner, so I don't have to cook this year. Ouch! All of them?

You invited your real doll. So, this in advance from me and Daphne, you and Lena enjoy your honeymoon, Kevin, and have this in advance for me and Daphne. You and Lena enjoy your honeymoon, Kevin, and have a Merry Christmas for me and Daphne. And also Catherine, my RG, and Nikki too. CGM, Catherine, Daphne,

and Nikki. I don't think Catherine wants you to speak for her. I bet she's real glad her real name is on the internet in this post. Not just that. Catherine is a real doll that was magically

brought to life. Oh, okay. Isn't Daphne's name Daphne Catherine too? But it's spelled differently. Daphne Catherine and then Catherine with a K. Yeah, but RGF and RG somehow are interchangeable. I don't think this guy's just

that consistent. He's also huffing paint, evidently, because he just goes off on these wonderful tangents. Alright, so we're going to move on here, and to a horrible injustice. Probably the fault of the demon

crats. Oh, horrible, you say? I did not expect that. See, let's say you have your real doll, right? Or your other fuck doll. I don't want to just say it might be real doll. It might be some other sort of fuck doll. And you want your real doll to have

pierced ears. Well, what do you do? You can't bring them to the piercing pagoda, right? Well, you can. You just get kicked out a lot, and then the cops get called. For some reason, they won't do that. It would be easy. Just bring the head.

This is a thread about that very subject, and it is our first thread that features cosplay with somebody writing from the personality of their own doll. Hello all, Amy here. Do any of you other dolls have your ears pierced? My Tatsu-jin thinks I would look good with earrings, but doesn't want to take me to the mall and get my ears pierced. Hmph.

Well, anyway, he did his ear a long time ago with a needle, and I was wondering if any of you other girls or owners did your own piercing. Did it hurt? Is it... Of course not! Is it even? I would hate for him to do me and have it come out crooked. You would hate for him to do you, wouldn't you?

Oh, no. I wish he would just take me to the mall. Oh, well. Thanks, Amy. thanks, Amy. Hi, Amy. I got my ears pierced recently. Got some nice earrings for my friend. I just bit my tongue and pushed the earring through. Since it was sharp and winning well, didn't hurt too much.

I don't have any pics yet, but we'll try to post them this weekend. God, you do that too well. I'm creeped out. Hi, Erica. That's real funny, because that's what my Tatsujin said he did to his ear. I want to punch this guy. Fucking Tatsujin. He's a real guy. Silly man.

I didn't know silicone would do that. Well, that's good to know. He told me he would use a needle, but I said that the hole would be too small, maybe? I'm his first doll, and well, I don't know either. I've seen pictures of earrings, and they do look nice, but my ears are virgin. I was, but not anymore. Oh! Shh.

Oh, shit. Amy. This is a believable female personality he's created for her. You just push the pin of the earring through the silicone. It makes its own hole which closes naturally when you pull the earring out.

Next time you put an earring in, do it in good illumination so you can see where the first hole is. You might need to pull the earlobe a little to reveal the hole. At least that is the case with real dolls and my four woods doll. And I imagine it would be the same with life dolls. Are you really ever hard? Yeah, at least while posting. So has anybody gone to look at what the translation of Tetsujin is? Yeah, it means master.

Hi, Amy. I found some pics of me wearing my earrings. Yeah, it means master. Hi, Amy. I found some pics of me wearing my earrings. And then I showed them. I got them in a matching necklace for Christmas. Smiley face. You need something to tame your flyaways, Erica. I'm a bitchy doll. She's sassy.

I like her. Wow. They look really nice, Erica. And you have nicer looking ears than I do. I'm jealous. What? My Tatsu-jin ordered me some new wigs. I can't wait. And I was supposed to get some new clothes

delivered today from Fredericks of Hollywood. But we're having a blizzard today, so no delivery. Sigh. I was looking here for clothes. I asked him to get me some gothic lolita dresses, but that will have to wait, I guess. He said something like, hold on, girl,

I still have to pay for your butt. Oh, you. Amy. Oh, Amy. When they said you could pay in installments, I wasn't sure that was what it meant. I'm financing my girlfriend here. Your head comes first.

We send pussy last. I'm still waiting on her nose. Yanks for the compliment. Usually you can see my... Oh, I got complimented! Yeah! Yanks. Oh, God, let me start over.

Because I want to do this again. Thanks for the compliment. Usually you can't see my ears very well, because I've always had long hair. Recently I got a haircut in the nurse's picks, but now it's grown back again. Don't be jealous. You're a very pretty girl. Can't really see your ears very

well on the pics on your album, though. And maybe your tatsujin gets you some earrings as well. And him getting you some wigs is great. A girl has to have a nice hairdo. Great link. Furtive, smiley face thing There's some nice costumes on that site

I like this one And it looks to be my size as well Furtive smiley face thing I bet I would look really cool in this It seems to go well with my boots as well I bookmarked this one Let's see if my friend takes the hint He should get this for our anniversary I think

With him forgetting last year's anniversary. What were you looking at? You bookmarked that so that the other side of your psychotic break would notice? Hey man, have you been seeing Fight Club? That shit's believable. The one that she likes looks like two different dresses sewn together in the middle. Well, doesn't that match his personalities? He's probably going to wear that half the time. What I do was cutting a bit of pen ink tube,

perforated, glued the tube with silicone to the ear. This avoids the tears. Good luck! Nothing can avoid the tears. They're always flowing. No, pervert, don't cry. Good perverts don't cry. Good perverts don't cry.

Oh, my. I get so overwhelmed at that sight. I think I'm liking this one so far. And it's kind of a French maid thing. Enjoy, babe. But I have to say that I really like these boots, too. But I would just get regular schoolgirl shoes to wear with the dress. Amy.

You would look so cute in that. Thank you, Erica. Okay, go. I just have to be patient. Bye, Amy. Oh, Christ. Oh, my God. Fucking thread.

Oh, my fucking God. I feel like I just walked into the Black Lodge here. Would you like to stick your penis in this? Ah, he. Ayo, was that the sound of you smashing your head on the table again? Oh my fucking god, this is horrible, Citrus.

It doesn't fall. This isn't the worst of it. Fuck you. Isn't Bunny Bread to blame for this? Yeah, I really am. Fuck you, Bunny Bread. I'm sorry, folks. Tip of the iceberg here. I could just picture evil Laura Palmer just leaning into the air. You will die alone.

Yeah, further horribleness and just bad things. Bad things coming. This is a specific forum sort of subgroup for bad things bad things coming this is a specific forum sort of subgroup for

well kind of the picture yeah yeah I'm able to get the idea just from the opening sort of fuck dolls that are sort of mold built much like a G.I. Joe but but life-size with a huge vagina.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. God, I need a lot of pictures. Oh, yeah. I'm blocking images. I can't stomach this anymore.

That's probably best. Oh, Jesus Christ. You know, one of the icons, one of the avatar icons is a picture of Bicentennial Man. I've never been so happy to see Bicentennial Man. Like, that's the only time I've seen Bicentennial Man and been, oh, God, thank you. No, because now it's this whole new light of, like, Robin Williams robot. Fap, fap, fap.

I am a little confused about the RSSD dolls and what their entries are, what positions they can and can't be put into, et cetera. I know that It's Me said that only one of the heads can do oral, but I have seen people here saying they did oral with some of the other heads. So I am asking the owners, what positions have you successfully tried with your RSSD dolls? Which work the best? Which are impossible? Don't be shy! I'm asking because I am literally days away from ordering one of these dolls,

and I want to know as much as possible before I make my purchase. Thanks, every! I don't think shyness is much of a problem on this forum. Not a problem with me. I'm not shy. I love talking openly about my relationships with my four SSD gal friends. Gal friends. Photos are from my

album, BTW. This is Lolly. She's in black and white and has a gigantic vagina. I think this is the only real doll that gave birth. That's not a gigantic vagina. That's the channel tunnel. Oh yeah, if you skip to the next

one, you can see the thing that places in the... If you stick your finger in it, it comes out in Paris. She can do oral if you are small, Gearth-wise. Otherwise, you will definitely split the sides

of her mouth. Oh, God. I did at least otherwise you will definitely split the sides of her mouth oh god I did at least a half inch on both sides but I repaired them and never did that again so do you have a big dick? is that it? yeah Jesus

why would you bother bragging to other like I mean these are the loserest of the losers hey my dong so big. You can get it, I suppose. From behind! If you angle her right and get under her some, you can access her vag from behind,

and the bottom hole is very small and not deep. I tore my lollies, so that's not a good idea for just about any size. I'd say front missionary. Yes, you have her ride on top of you and you lie flat and you can sit upright in a chair with you inside

her. She can be on top. You can both lie side by side facing one another and make love that way. You can both lie side by side facing one another and make love that way. She can do a split. Very flexible. This one is Anastasia.

There's a picture of her without a head and then she has two heads sitting next to her. And she has a symmetrical skirt. It's not just that the heads are sitting next to her. It's that they're being held against her thighs by her hands. And one of them is shocked...

It's like a really bad Shakespeare in the Park play. They both look kind of shocked, but one of them looks shocked and surprised with the mouth-open appearance, and the other one's just, like, in the middle of a double-take, so... Yeah, the one on the left is the one that's...

She's new. Oh my god, it happens every Wednesday? Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well. Very well. I knew him well in the biblical sense. Okay, so that was Anastasia. Fromasia from behind no bottom hole and i have

never done her that way can't figure out how to never tried i guess it could be done somehow but odd because faux positioning of her entry is far from being being anatomically correct. Positioning oral depends on what head you have. I think he's starting to beat off to these photos here. Starting, yeah, starting. I'm generous, okay? Front, you can access her if you are on top. You can if you lie her stretched out on top of you and bend her knees while sitting in a chair. You can

position her to hump you or you her. I like that he makes this differential between this one you can fuck the ass and this one you can't. You're a plastic doll with a fake

orifice. What the hell does it matter if it's a pretend vagina or a pretend anus? You can still see, like, the mold seams on this one. That's high. And then, finally, this is body five. Here is a photo of her vagina, and here is another photo of her vagina, and then here is a photo of her tits. That's not even a vagina.

That's like a rocket exhaust. I'm actually picturing smoke coming out of it. It's got the ricer real doll. Put a spoil on it. It's got these up and down the thighs. It's spinners. Racing stripes and shit. Type R.

Anyway, that was body five. Behind, yes. In front, yes. Anything you can imagine, I imagine, can be done. Her entry is in a more anatomically correct position. From behind, no bottom hole, but can access her badge from behind. Might be slightly angle.

I think it's a little hard to get her in the so-called doggy position with pillows and things. Hope this helps. I'll know more about Taffy when she arrives the next day or so. Three smiley faces in a row. God, he must be tired now.

Have a Kleenex, buddy. Here you go. Oh, he knows where he gets his strength from. Here you go. Oh, he knows where he gets his strength from. Fucking real dolls. Alright, I explained the jokes. No, no, it's not fucking real dolls. It's making love to real dolls. Keep that in mind. It's romanticizing.

My mistake. Crafting love. Just the disconnect here, because they talk about it like, oh yeah yeah making love oh crap I tore something god damn it where's the epoxy I love the seam that goes

up her inner thighs and she's got one under her and also the arms like that's oh man I'm gonna actually whenever I get dating again I'm gonna check to see if the girl has a seam on it. If she doesn't, I'm just going to have to send her back.

Send her back? Yeah, just throw it back in the UPS box. I'm sorry, honey. I really like your personality, but you just don't have a seam showing where you were constructed. You could just scrape that off with a knife. All right, 138. Bring it to us.

Awesome! Thanks! Nice pics! I am loving Body 5! Or I soon hope to be! Oh. Does anyone know if you can paint the nipples or color them in some way? Surrealism

is so important here! I don't want to ruin my doll, so I am asking in advance. I know some paints have different bases. Latex, water, enamel, etc. Which one would work best, if at all? The nipples on my second

Anastasia, I am told by her previous owner. That's right. What? Wait a minute. What? What the fuck? Wait a minute. What? So now we know what happened to the Romanovs.

So the second Anastasia is actually a hand-me-down. Or a... I would have believed it like his older brother got... He outgrew her. It's not like STDs are much of a thread here

it's me knows how to I think he used uses ink diluted in acetone or something they apply makeup to many of their dolls so that's who would know the manufacturer perhaps you could request the nipples done as the previous

doll owner of my Sarah had them do. Let me find a photo of her nipples. Usually they are pinkened by you, the manufacturer, but I'm not sure how long the color lasts. Seems to have gone away from heavily kissed areas. And my name is lost ahead. Her lips. Let me find the photo of the darkened

nipples. Oh, here they are at my place. When she arrived at my place less than two weeks ago. And then here's a gallery of more nipples on dolls. That's nice.

Oh, and me again. Yeah, whatever. Alright, down to karma. What the fuck, man? He only buys used real dolls? Because they're cheaper that way and they're experienced. I don't like virgins very much.

Okay, Mr. Greenback. Only buy fresh fuck dolls. The license transfer fee is pretty small, so it's not a big deal. Karma. I've enjoyed sex in all three holes with my lolly every possible way you can imagine. Yes, the mouth will tear a little if you want fellatio.

It doesn't bother me. It's just a sex doll. You can use Sharpie pens to touch up everything. I use red dye on the nipples, and I use isopropyl alcohol to wash away most of the color, leaving an appealing pink to the nips. Same with the lips and fingernails, which I leave dark red. For the eyes, I use black Sharpie to add mascara effects. Do not use fingernail polish.

It will not stay on, and it will leave a mess on whatever the doll touches. Do buy eyelashes and use Gorilla Glue to attach them to the eyes. They do a lot to add realism to the doll. Shop at... I like the names they add in. Yeah. Oh, God. Shop at Thrift Store to get great lingerie.

You can get sexy fishnet and other stockings anywhere. They're usually pretty cheap. That's where great lingerie comes from. They're usually pretty cheap, less than $5. Fishnet stockings that say, I love Jesus. Oh, God. Wigs can be found at thrift stores. I prefer ones with bangs.

RSSD is the best. Lightweight so you can enjoy girl on top easy. Easy to hide from the wife and family. The wife and family. No, no, take a moment. Let's savor that. Let's just take that. Just draw the swish it around in your mouth.

No, I'm going to propose that anybody who has a real doll does not have a wife or family. They probably have a family. Shit, they probably had like three interventions already. Hang on, hang on. I'm trying to imagine somebody having a real doll and successfully hiding it from their wife. I just study it for science. Here's the thing, guys. I know a few of you are married,

right? Yeah. Okay. So this is easy to hide from a wife and family. You're saying you weren't at least a little bit tempted? I'm just saying it's not possible. I'm not saying, sure not possible I'm not saying sure we'd all love to have a fuck doll

hiding under a couch she's probably going to find it eventually to play along with your scenario sure that's all I had so guys I'm going to go look under the couch sure let me just clean up in there

first. Yeah, there's like dust bunnies. You know I was taking a CPR class, right? So I had to get a dummy for it. Here's what I theorized how that would go. Your first reaction would be, oh god, he murdered someone. There's a body. Then after you found

the truth, you'd be like, I wish he actually murdered somebody. I wish he murdered somebody. Alright. Easy to hide from the wife and family. Easy to repair. Aqua seal for urethane. Goop and gorilla glue for the real bad tears. Or real bad tears,

I suppose. Yeah, there we go. And still very attractive. No tears. And still very attractive, considering the price And still very attractive considering the price. I've had my lolly for two years now, and aside from the inevitable repairs, vag, anus, mouth, neck, and one leg seam at the crotch.

He was fucking her leg. I guess he just, like, busted her wide open. Yeah, I'm gonna dismember you. These dolls are built well. What happened was he'd been putting it into position and the leg tore a little bit and he went, oh, well,

crap, I guess I gotta fuck it now. You know, that was actually the one thread I could never find on the site was like, what holes have you made? These dolls are built well. They take a licking and keep on ticking. Alright, that could be the end right there.

So this one is about, you know, you guys are like assuming that... You guys are assuming that like these fuck dolls are just being used as fuck dolls. But that's incorrect. This is actually a thread about non-sexual intimacy. What? What? It's about non-sexual intimacy

with your fuck doll. No, it isn't. It can't be because that doesn't happen. No, it does. Wow. Yeah. All right. Yeah, start us off.

Land monster. Is there any intimacy with a Ruby 13? Hello, all. I'm in the market for a busty love doll in the next few months or years. What is intimacy like with the Ruby 13? Or a better question question is there any intimacy no wait wait wait is that like a 13 year old

doll maybe it's the 13th in a series um let me go do a little research and you can just keep on going look don't do this research you don't think anything good will happen no of course not, but

we've already gone down the rabbit hole. This is not a time to stop. You're a true hero. I am not a number. I am a free sex doll. I would have never kissed or had sexual relations with a silicone doll before, although some

dolls are highly erotic looking to me, like Ruby. I'm just wondering what it would be like to try and be intimate with one. I'm wondering what the non-sexual intimacy is like, and if I would be disappointed.

Can intimacy exist? For you? No. Can foreplay exist? How are they like to kiss? Does it feel like they are kissing you back? How are they like to caress and

cuddle with? Kind of like all the dead chicks I was nailed before now. It's really good if you have a really big microwave. Ultimately, is this a doll you can have any sort of meaningful

make-out session with? Oh my god. Meaningful? Is Ruby only suitable for humping away on during sex? Don't talk about Ruby like that. Come on, Ruby's a lady.

Finally, does this differ between brands? I.e., is Ruby 13 any more or less intimate than a real doll? Thanks for any thoughts. Any thoughts, really? We got some thoughts. Hi, guy. There are lots of member review on Ruby. A couple of key highlights that might not be in my first review. She kisses nicely.

She can do more natural positions than any full-frame doll. Only for her flexible design and weight, i.e. cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy, spoony, oral, with head five now. From behind, bent over the back of a couch. You know with the numbers, I can just think of when you're at the optometrist and they're showing you different lenses.

Is it better with head four or worse? Is it better with head four or five? Doll design is always full of compromise and some features that are most desirable for some people. In fact, compromise features desired by others. Compromise features compromise compromisely. Also, also, I have two real dolls, a boy toy, Ruby and Lilith,

first PC and six teddy babes, and I spent time with all of them. God damn, I put of hair on there. I have to spend time with all of them, otherwise some of them will get jealous. Man, movie night at his place must be great. What do you guys want to watch? Oh, they can never agree on what to get on the

pizza. But Joseph Smith promises that their kingdom will be great for them in heaven with the large of the family of God. And they're all good mothers, too, really. That's what's important. Fill your quiver with silicone cat McCanns. Each has their high points and their low points. But for many men, the best silicone doll for sex is, in fact, the Lilith.

Ruby's less busty sister, but she makes up for it with a great personality. While the best thing to part and cuddle is the teddy babe. However, the best dolls for photographing are the full-frame dolls. In my collection, the RDs and the BTs. They're less nimble than the Ruby and Teddy Babes, but give more all-around versatility. Think if it, like buying garden tools. A hoe? Wink.

A shuck? And a rake are all excellent tools, much like myself. The question as to which is best is dependent on the job at hand. Hand. So, our original poster's question was, The question as to which is best is dependent on the job at hand. Hand. I think we're all... So, our original poster's question was,

is this one nice to cuddle with? I want this one to feel like she's kissing me back. And the response is, yeah, you can bend her over a chair, you can fuck her cowgirl. Oh, I'm sorry. I had written my post before you even wrote yours. Here's a link to my detailed Ruby 13 review with photos. And let's all click on that and scream as one.

Oh, Jesus. I don't possess a Ruby, but I think I'm able to answer at some of your questions at least the first two of them Imo although there are many differences

between a relationship with a real girl and a relationship with a doll the concept of intimacy in foreplay works on the same scheme. Your thoughts. It only depends on your mind state and more exactly of what you're able to have in mind. Of course, imagination is essential for having a good relationship with a doll,

as necessary as to keep in mind that it'll not bring you what a real girl was able to bring to you like your slippers if you think that a doll replace a real girl you're wrong for this you'll be nice appointed oh he's never been disappointed life has been great to this one. A girl is a girl and a doll is a doll. A man chooses a fucked dog gets fucked.

Would you kindly choose head five, please? Feelings towards each of them can be the same, but not the experience neither what you can do with them when you kiss dolls does it feel like they're kissing you back you mean like yes a scientist will say to you that it's just a doll and that without a mechanical system to simulate it a doll can't kiss you back. By the way, I'm a scientist, and I

say you're fucking demented! You're not a fuck scientist, apparently. I'm not a fuck scientist! You specialize in non-fuck technology, so, come on. Your brain is able to answer yes

to that question without hesitation, as he could say the contrary with the same no-doubt attitude. Once again, it only depends of you. I know that it could appear as a non-answer, and it seems to be very abstract, but I'm convinced that all is in your mind. Nowhere else! And your mind is a wonderful place to be.

Nice place to visit. Don't want to go there. And there we go. That is our special Valentine's Day fuck doll episode. Hey, John, what did you learn this week? I learned that just because a real doll is basically just a giant plastic mold of a person with a fleshlight stuck in it, doesn't mean that you can't have a meaningful relationship full of love making

and such oh god I can't no okay I can't take it anymore oh god just take a minute you have some tea there you can get some tea kind of wrap up in a blanket

it'll be fine honey it'll be fine we're doing this we got to entertain the internet it's yes it's important okay okay i get okay just take a breath take a breath you know it's interesting that um that when you read this every once in a while the one will come up that just talks about like yeah i have fuck i fuck a doll and those are actually like those people seem to be more tolerable than the ones who are like emotionally attached. It's actually kind of refreshing to see that as refreshing as a post on a real doll form could be.

It just, okay, on the F plus are, you know, bad things right on the internet. You're going to read about a lot of messed up people. Yeah, and you know, we do tend towards the fetishes because they're, you know, bad things right on the internet. You're going to read about a lot of messed up people. Yeah, and you know, we do tend towards the fetishes because they're Yeah, and you know, they attract people who both have no writing skills and a lot to say about horrible things.

But the level of broken here is just astounding. It really is. It really is. And it's one of those where, you know, they probably do, you know, they have their little fuck dolls that they hide in a, I don't know, a man-sized safe probably. So it's one of those like they walk among us kind of things. Well, okay, I'm not going to. You take the headphones out of your ears and then you start looking around and you go like, oh, which one of you is having a romantic involvement with a fuck doll?

start looking around you go like oh which one of you is having a romantic involvement with a fuck doll i just okay i'm not going to speak too much more about this because i'm about to have a freaking nervous breakdown but here's the thing that really gets me about it okay so they're talking about like hey you know what's like can you make love to a doll can you really have a meaningful relationship and then in the next breath they they're like, you got a tear? Well, just use some epoxy. Get some paint on those fake pimples. Yes. Yes. Our thanks to all of our readers and, of course, you for listening.

And also thanks to Bunny Bread for hoisting this bit of horror onto us. There is plenty more on the site. Plenty more that if you wanted to look at if you had the stomach for it, you could. We'll be back next week with some more topics and some more good times. In the meantime, the website is

thefpl.us and if you have some submissions and some new things for us to read, that'd be great. Also, if you're a real doll some new things for us to read that'd be great also if you're a real doll enthusiast and you want to defend your lifestyle go ahead and send something to us there too because we absolutely we would definitely love to hear it we will take it we will take it in the in uh in stride and and would not make fun of it at all um and uh and if you and if you also just want to see horrible pictures of real dolls that you've that you just wanted to see the photos that we might have been looking at during this reading, we do have some of those links there on the website.

Right. So, well, this has been a very trauma-inducing day. So I hope you have a great Valentine's Day. Me too. And we'll see you next week. Bye-bye. Have a good one. Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well, Bobby, we're just getting started. Oh, I love you, Ken! Hi, all! The doll is simply more than a sex toy, in my opinion. Simple artificial compagnon is more description that covers it. Although she can't do anything from her own, a doll of this quality looks

so realistic that you can easily project a carrot on her. In that way, she's a bit a compagnon. I know she's a doll, but a magneton does wonders. Magneton is one of the lesser known Transformers, but he's there.

That makes you very quiet and relaxed. She is there. I sleep every night with her. She comforts me. So that feels great. In case it's more then the weekly fuck this door in my opinion this

threat doesn't belong in the rd section but in doors in general because the objections people have are against every doll from 20 us20 vinyl shopping bag to the most expensive F.A. Andy with all available robotic options. Yeah, it's the price that we're objecting to. Further, no, we aren't necros.

We wish our dolls as lifelike as possible and if possible with movement and interactive voice a necro wants a death body that's a very funny thing isn't it god do we wish they were alive he has something similar like a coffin when I first had a doll

I had to get a bit used to that but coffins don't have that nice skin color and will start to smell and look awfully rude. So we're not a good alternative for our current dolls, in our opinion. Oh. Excuse me. You're from the Netherlands, you are. Damn right.