The F Plus - 182: Let's Do The Mind Warp Again

Episode Date: July 21, 2015

The human mind is a very confusing and (in some cases) profoundly stupid thing. And for the merchants and community of WarpMyMind.com, that can only mean one thing: opportunity! The purpose of this website is that some users will post hypnotic "curses" which cause the listener to do things many would find undesirable, such as a shift in sexual orientation or an inconvenient orgasm. Then, even more bafflingly, other users show up to purchase these curses and then kvetch on the forums about how terrible their life is now that they're cursed. This week, we find out what the F+ British Accent sounds like when it's a dog.

Like, at the top of the forum, there's an alert box, and it says, This public message from Cock Loser. Please make me impotent. PM me, please. Welcome, mortals, to the F Plus Podcast! A terrible place where terrible things are read with enthusiasm. Or are they? Yes, they are.

In the room tonight we have Boots Reingear. Penis is a giant clitoroose. Jack Chick. When the user's nipples are hard they will feel humiliated that they are hard adam bozarth posting a photo of my cock seemed completely normal no different than say posting vacation photos you want to share and lemon this file will make you be as feminine as you can be but it would also make you a woo girl who is often found going, woo! in public. Also, you'll like Maroon 5. Hi.

Hi. Hi. We're going to Maroon 5. Maroon 5. Maroon 5. See Adam Levine. Oh my god, did you see him in American Horror Story? Oh, I cheered so loudly when his arm got ripped off. Hey, F+.

Hey, Lemon. Hey, Lemon. Hello, Lemon. So, how have you enjoyed the decisions that you've made over the years? Pretty well. I'm doing really well so far. You're feeling good? Nothing but regret.

Yeah. Okay. Absolutely no regrets at all, ever. Wow. Okay, so we have some mixed feelings here, but you all are the masters of your own destiny, which is terrific, unless you're boots and you make bad decisions.

I'm the master of my bad decisions. I have a master's in bad decisions. Boy. It's pretty early for that joke. All right. but, but, uh, I'm a master of my bad decisions. I have a master's in bad decisions. Boy, um, it's pretty early for that joke. All right. So, uh, today, uh, we are going to be visiting a site called warp. My mind.com. Uh, what my mind, um, is a site, um, where there are, um are willing and able and, you know, presumably professional trained hypnotists who can warp your mind, who can, you know, hypnotize you and make you into a different person. A better person, question mark?

Well, that's, you know, that's up for God to decide. But let me tell you just a little bit about Warp My Mind. This is from the homepage here. Welcome to Warp My Mind. Is hypnosis your favorite fetish? Do you enjoy mind control?

Or want your mind warped? Are you seeking feminization? Dollification? Brainwashing? Sexual slavery? control or want your mind warped? Are you seeking feminization, dollification, brainwashing, sexual slavery, orgasm control, or diaper hypnosis? TVVCR repair? Are you?

Well, anyway, this is the place for you! This site is dedicated to hypnosis as a fetish and the sharing of hypno-fetish MP3s. Warp My Mind is proud to state that it has over 5,000 MP3s for almost any fetish. Hypno-fetish MP3s. What? What's your problem? What? When did reality turn into a Beck lyric?

Jesus. Why would I need a HypnoFetish MP3, Lemon? Well, so there's three types of files that you'll find here. Okay? So they are Curse. A Curse file is a file that has suggestions implanted to make it resistant to removal by others, or the deprogram all file. Huh.

Oh, blank slate? That sounds fun. Curses are intended to be more permanent and harder to remove than training files. If you wish to remove the effect, you have to pay the creator to remove it for you, or go to a local hypnotist. Okay. So that's a curse.

Collect five Meyerler fangs. Trigger trig. A file that makes it so a specific phrase, word, or sensation will elicit the desired response. Simple, right? Chicken. Clock like a chicken.

Great. Cool. And finally, subliminal. They produce information at a level where your conscious mind can't detect them, thus passing that information on into your mind without

dealing with your mental filters. It wrecks the needle on your record when you try to play it backwards. Oh yeah, that, yeah, because it goes the wrong way. Yeah. Does Spinderella, does she have a special?

Do those just break? T.J.'s turntables are designed to go both ways, but standard, this is very exciting. Hey, let's not snub our noses at learning. I mean, that's a real tragedy of all those Judas Priest cases back in the day

is they ruined their father's turntables. All right. So this is obviously a terrific idea, terrific website, and a terrific group of people. And there are success stories. We're going to start off with a success story from... Yeah, okay. We'll do a success story from PrivateIdaho03.

And Boots, if you'll take that one, please. I now possess this Private Idaho. You're living in your own Private Idaho. Living in your own Private Idaho. I didn't realize why. I don't know why I had to wait for you to do that, but okay. On the ground like a wild potato. Don't go

on the patio. I have a success story. Oh, great. Cool. Terrible success. The Incredible Shrinking Weenie. Okay. So you're like cutting off portions of sausage? We'll find out.

Okay. Respect to Master Sarnoga. My palms are sweating and I'm shaking just to realize how quickly his teeny weenie curse is working. What the what? I didn't think it through before I listened to the file. Famous last words? No.

The idea reminded me of an old fantasy of mine. I thought I'd check it out. I didn't even listen all the way through. Two weeks ago, I had a pretty big cock. Seven inch plus long by six inch around. What? I have that problem, too. It's awful. Okay, I mean, I don't around. What? Oh my god. I have that problem too. It's awful.

Okay, I mean, I don't know. You belong in another episode. I don't know how many... I don't know how many penis-centric episodes we've recorded at this point, but like... Aren't they all? We have never, ever, ever, like, read Dimensions of a Cock that makes sense. Well, I think when he says around, it's

a circumference. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. It still doesn't make sense. No, I mean, mine's like a Coke can. But longer. Yeah, mine's like a Pert Plus

bottle, so it's kind of overweight. Mine's like one of those 24-hour energy drink... Oh, sorry. That's sad. It's okay. Okay. Keep telling me about your cock, goddammit! What's wrong with you?

This is the internet! Tell me about your penis! Today I've been edging for hours. That was good. What's wrong with you? This is the internet. Tell me about your penis. Today I've been edging for hours to get really firm erection, and the biggest it gets is, get this, five inches. No way. I can't believe I lost two inches of my manhood in two weeks. I've also lost about an inch in girth. WTF? I really had

no idea it would just work like this. How long do I have left? If I keep shrinking at this rate, maybe a month before, all I've got is an angry inch. Can I ask a question real quick? What's that? What's edging? Edging is

where you... Masturbating wrong. Yeah, pretty much. Edging is where you masturbate up to but not including the point of orgasm. Yeah. Then you stop and then you start it all over again. Oh, yeah, I did know that. Because, you know, masturbating is fun, but coming... Boo.

Well, that's the worst part. I don't have the money for a curse reversal right now. Right? Sorry. Okay. Something got caught in my throat. I don't even see one for the teeny weeny curse listed on the site.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? The weirdest part is I'm kind of falling in love with the idea of having a teeny weeny. I feel ambivalent about it, even reversing the curse. The creepy part is, I know the me I was two weeks ago would never have been cool with this. I'm falling in love with it. I feel ambivalent about it. Yes. Okay.

Yeah, that's correct. No fucking way, dude. I have been an avid pussy fucker for 15 years. So how do you feel about fucking the pussy? Avidly. Is avid pussy fucker the fourth of a fifth Dwarves album? No chick is going to want to fuck me after another month. Wait. Holy fucking shit.

WTF. Is it gonna keep happening? Because maybe you should just stop listening to the thing. Right? Well, why would he do that? No, what it is is because he didn't listen to it all the way through. Oh, okay. So it starts out big, then it gets small.

He has to listen. No, he listens to it once, and then it starts to shrink, and until he gets the same guy to give him the opposite, he should just take the MP3 and listen to it backwards. Oh. Right? Yeah, I mean, like, Audacity will do that. You just do it, reverse the audio, then add some, like...

You say this guy so much money. Add some reverb, some echo effects. Yeah. Then it'll be all weird and ripply when it grows back. That'll be fun. Yeah. We got one more, because you posted quite a lot about your incredible shrinking cock, which is fun.

We don't have the time for an entire episode about your penis, so we're just going to read one more post here by MoldMyMind, and that's you, JackJick, please. Okay, give me a second. Everyone here is a newbie. People should get more familiar with... They all listen to the shame into registering under a new username file. This thread has 104 pages.

All right. I listened for the first time a couple of days ago. I hadn't listened to a Sarnoga file in a very long time. What a great commanding voice. I also didn't make it all the way through, even though I love the idea. Being older, I don't need a big cock as much. The idea of being in a gym locker with a teeny weeny is a hot idea. Why is that hard? What about that's hard?

Somebody read a book. I did try a second time and again stopped before it ended. From using his files before, I have never had permanent effects after stopping if only listening a few times.

I think our original poster wants the effect, and therefore it may have had a short-term reaction just from his wishes. What would be great is if Sarnogar made this a three-month curse and then put back to normal. I bet a lot more of Iz would go for that. I personally would not go for that. A lot more of Iz would go for that. What I like about your username is it's MoldMyMind, as in the

fungus growth that appears. Yep. I do hope our poster ends up with what he wants, or he will learn to use his tongue a lot Does our poster really know what he wants? No, he doesn't I mean, like, because it seems like our poster, like

Like, listened to a Make Your Dick Shrink smaller MP3 file Yeah, that's what I wanted And then it worked, obviously Oh my god, it worked, I hate this Yeah, okay You what I wanted. And then it worked, obviously. Oh my god, it worked. I hate this. Yeah, okay. You got it. I hate this.

You know, I'm just not sure if having a smaller dick is for me. It's so amazing. I hate this. So this document was a very recent submission provided to us by Peace, P-E-A-C-E, and thank you very much for that. Peace did one other one. But yeah, I immediately liked this document, and it's this thread that made me like it.

So this thread is called Dog Brain. And let me tell you a little bit about the Dog Brain. So this is, I mean, we're in a section now where people are kind of, this is the WorkMyMind Forum Index slash success story. So it's people talking about how well these MP3 files that they've downloaded listen to, how well they worked.

And this is such a story. And my name is Talon Doggy, and this dog brain file is amazing and scary at the same time. My master has me listening to the file. And over the past few weeks, I am noticing that I am starting to become just a dog. In public or otherwise, I find myself given into the urge, the Uris, to bark and live on all fours and be a good dog. And then, Adam, you are Rub-a-Pig.

Rub-a-Pig. Bub Rub-a-Pig. Hey, doggy. Did look at and consider trying this file. Spelled completely wrong. A year or so ago, as part of a BDSM relationship, a couple of years back, the master I was serving started trading me as his dog and absolutely loved it.

And all the moved on to things since remained curious about this file. I think this is actually a dog. I think this is a dog that learned how to type. No, he's a rubber pig. It could also be that they're from

Manchester. Oh, what a that they're from Manchester. Oh, what a surprise! Oh, okay. I've read much about just how effective it is. So are you, like, Captain, treated as a dog full-time, dude? What the fuck? No, that's only in the morning, man. You're supposed to be cooking breakfast.

Or do you still work and stuff and, like, get time on two legs as well? I'm from everywhere. Lemon, do you have a response to that? Oh, yeah, I do have a response to that. Woof, woof, I'm a good dog, and I sit on command for my master. I love being a good dog. I played fetch for hours top day. I didn't work because I couldn't talk today.

Just barks like a good dog. I love doing as master tells me and then getting to be put in a cage later. This file is great. It is making me a total good dog. And then Rubble Pig, it's back to you. Hey, pup. I do have a master that's kept

me in chastity for six months. What? Good lord. Months. But it's a distance thing rather than a living arrangement. And what I read about dog brain a while back seemed to say that after doing it, you would need an owner to care for even your basic needs.

With the titch, it true would rule it out for me. Adam, are you reading out the lyrics to a street song? I think so. Do love the idea of it, though. Been doing jock training stuff for the last six months, which includes a bit of dumbing down, so the thought of dumbing down,

so the thought of not being as smart does not worry me. As smart as he presents himself in this eloquent dialectic. Can still remember being taken for me first.

Proper outdoor doggy piss. Oh, fuck's sake. Collar and lead mitts and knee pads and wearing nothing else was dark but could see people looking on as I cocked me leg against the wall and pissed. Ruff, the wind blowing some of it back onto my hind legs. Oh no, the stock transformation is nearly complete. Can't get over how liberating it felt. Just a totally awesome experience. I'm still great about it now.

Years later. Somebody needs a Rub-a-Pig snack. I think Rub-a-Pig is his favorite toy. And I have one more post here. I'm a good dog. I was out today and lunch with people and I played out today and went to lunch with people

and I played fetch because I had my ball with Master. Thoughts hardy. I feel the dog brain taking off. Heart type with paws nose. My name gone. Emma Pup always.

I wants to obey Master. I want Beewa Good Dog. I wants to obey master. I want Beewa good dog. I loves licking master. Loves Barkig as talk-a-big-a hard. I'm forgetting how to be Hymen.

Still remembering how to post on forums. Oh boy. And then Boots finishes this thread up with Dima28. Said this before, but as is indicative below, it remains the same if posting again. I can't seem to shake this file

off and have been listened to subliminal canine files as well as dog brain. Each time I go under and emerge more and more of a dog, I try to avoid it, but I always come back. Waiting to lose human thought and to be a good, happy little doggy for a master.

Also have loved the masturbation loop and have let the dog brain take over so much that I feel as if I need to hump something and to come as dogs have paws. The masturbation loop? To come as dogs have paws. To come as dogs have paws. The masturbation loop? To come as dogs have paws.

To come as dogs have paws. I was recently at Wisconsin Dells and I rode the masturbation loop. I would not recommend it. You will get wet on this ride. If it weren't for the line, it would have been fine. But come on. This pup needs a master. Possibly up to permanent, as I can't seem to fight it.

I just want to go around on all fours, pant, drool, bark, and be a good submissive puppy. Woof woof. Woof woof. Uh, what have we learned so far? From Let's do a mid I was not ready for this Take a little pause

I've learned that I can Get girly on sissymeat.com Oh boy you can That ad is on every single page Yeah This is Fuck Oh boy, you can. That ad is on every single page. Yeah. This is... Fuck. There's something

very strange about the way people are sort of discussing this because this isn't a support group for the fetish. This is a support group for the technology around this fetish. So, like, these people aren't, like,

soliciting as, like, hey, check out this thing that I'm jerking off to. You should jerk off to it, too. It's just, like, this thing works so great. Check me out in full fetish mode. Whee!

Yeah, I mean, I guess that's kind of what they use. I mean, in the same way of, like, you know, the iDoser thing. Like, this is kind of what they're using to sell these because these MP3s are

about $35 somewhere in there. Right. Here's some that are on the main page. These are just a random selection of some of the curses that you can buy on the main page. There's permanent bladder and bowel incompetence.

That'll take you 30. Incompetence? Sorry, incontinence. What do we do with this? I can't figure this thing out. There's taking your masculinity. That'll cost you $25. Okay.

And then EMG's voice to feel my voice arouse you around any arousal as you have experienced before and finally what was the one that I loved oh yeah there it is chewing gum makes you dumb how much is that chewing gum makes you dumb that's a steal

at only $15 oh sweet also there's some stats A chewing gum makes you dumb. That's a steal at only $15. Oh, sweet. Also, there's some stats. These are stats that are shared on all of these MP3s. So the author is EMG. It was added on some date. It was downloaded five times. The length is 25 minutes and 57 seconds.

The voice gender is male, and the voice type is human. What? Oh dear. I don't know. I don't know why that needs to be specified. But let's move away from there into a curse that has done

very, very well on warpmymind.com and that is the curse forced gay. Good. Yay! WarpMyMind.com and that is the Curse Forced Gay. Oh, good. Yay! Alright, let me just start out here. So my name is Nostromo

and I just have this to say. I thought I had beaten it. I listened for almost a year and decided to try to go straight. I didn't have a gay thought for two weeks, but also never got turned on. Then one day I saw a pic of a cock

and I have blown eye-different cocks in the past week. What? What? What the fuck does that mean? Be careful with this file! What the fuck does that mean? Be careful with this file! It has turned me into a complete CK-sucking-bottom-boy-bitch,

and I love every second of it! I bet Louie loves it, too. Hi, I'm FTSlave67. Yeah, what's up? How many? Typo? Yeah, I think if you're gonna be reinforcing certain thoughts and behavior for a year, it's gonna take more than two Typo? Yeah, I think if you're gonna reinforce certain

thoughts and behavior for a year, it's gonna take more than two weeks to go the other way. If it is even possible! To stop sucking cocks? I don't think it is. I don't think it is possible. Yes! It's a very very long post

here by MacDaddy, but it's definitely good enough. So, Adam, if you'll walk us through your little story here and skip off any paragraphs that you like. This is a dangerous file. Here's my story. I started playing around with hypno files last summer. I was really starting to get into HypnoDOMs.

I hired HypnoDOMs for my party bus. I was just buying some stuff from some of the FemDOMs who post files here. I was new and just starting to learn how to trance. One day, last fall, I had downloaded a lot of files from the site onto my MP3 player. CFG was among the many I had gotten, but I had downloaded a lot of Curse-type files. Pretty cool, AirMacDaddy.

I like you. I'm going to skip ahead to... I was just sitting back, relaxing, rocking in my desk chair, when the next thing I know, it's almost an hour later, and I'm just waking up, feeling really good. Cool. It's almost an hour later, and I'm just waking up feeling really good. The induction file I had chosen had not only worked, it was one of those without a wake-up section at the end. This time, I actually went very, very deep.

The first time I had ever done that. And my MP3 player continued to play the next random file while I was still deep in a trance. You guessed it. It was the curse-forced gay. Oh, this is like a ghost story! Like, you started out listening to Jesus Lizard, and then all of a sudden it was curse-forced gay. Like, oh, goddammit!

Total aside, I just discovered that I made an account on this site years ago. Oh, yeah? What was your username on the site? It was Shaggy2Doupe. Nice. Well, I didn't listen to CFG again for several weeks.

I was really enamored with several hypnotic ladies online. And I was now trancing about one-third of the time. Buying domain hypnotic ladies online. And he was trancing a third of his time. So sleeping, working, trancing. 888. Around this time, too, I also discovered a phone sex service online where I could actually call and talk to a dom live and in person. It was December by this point.

And one day, I'm not really sure why, I queued up CFG and listened to it again. It excited me to listen. Maybe I told myself because I was beating the curse or maybe it was because it was kind of like eating the

forbidden fruit. What? The MP3? Or the cock? Or... Right before New Year's, I called up a new dom on this phone service. I really fell for her voice during the call. She somehow

got me talking about forcing me to become bisexual. And forcing me as a sluv for her male friends and her. This is like, what would happen if Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered and he just spent all of his money on BDSM instead. I'm so fucking blown away that there's somebody who's like, well, the internet's full of pornography, so let me pay some lady to talk to me. Like, you could just go buy a prostitute for probably less money. Ew.

She demanded that I go to an adult video store over the holiday weekend. And to watch a gay movie. Come on. All right. Well, for some reason, I followed her instructions. For some reason. I got up very early on New Year's Eve morning and found an open adult video store. And went in and got some tokens.

I was shaking with excitement. I could not believe I was there. I went back into the movie area and thought to watch some straight porn, but instead chose a gay video. So, I mean, first of all, like, here's one of the things about these kind of fetishists, is that, like, is that I believe the thing about the dominatrix telling you, go rent, you know, go to the video store and watch gay porn, and the reason why she said that to you is because you paid her to say, tell me to go to the video store and rent gay porn. And the reason why she said that to you is because you paid her to say,

tell me to go to the video store and rent gay porn. Yeah. It was so hot, the gay porn. I could not get enough of the gay porn. I was extremely aroused. At one point, I noticed another man standing in the doorway watching me. Oh, boy.

He was very cute. I'm not really sure how it happened. But I left my gay virginity behind in the video store that morning. I had gotten down on my knees and worshipped that hot man orally until he was satisfied. I actually had orgasmed myself without touch, without removing any of my clothes. Yeah, good for you.

Yeah, I did that. I believe all of this. Because I'm that gay. You are now. Of all of the things that never happened, this one never happened the most. You just think that because you haven't heard the file yet. It'll all make sense, man.

Yeah, no, totally. I went to the adult video store and there was actually a cute dude there and he was gay and he happened in my video booth randomly. It shouldn't be hard to tell a convincing story about promiscuous gay sex.

No, it shouldn't! Like, tell a convincing story about promiscuous gay sex. No, we shouldn't! She ordered me to go to the bathhouse. They both were up early at the adult video store. That was a good point. It's just that the guy that listened to the CFG file got up earlier than the other guy. You know, like, sometimes, like, you know, like, when you're expecting that you're going to have a hard time getting up,

you set your alarm, you wake up before the alarm goes off, and then you're like, oh, shit, I'm up, I can't get back. Well, I guess I'll just fuck in the adult store. Yeah. Most of the time, I am very happy being sexually aroused by a man. Okay. I am very happy being sexually aroused by a man. But for that sweet accident last fall, I'd still be totally straight. Not lusting after hot male studs. I can't help it.

I want to get turned on by women. But every time I think I am getting back to where I think they excite me, I listen to CFG again and wonder why I'm so bothering. What? Why I am bothering to fight the feelings I have towards men. I'm not sure what the future holds. But I do know this file really can be dangerous and should not be taken

lightly. What is wrong with you? Can you make an itemized... Oh, okay. I thought something was wrong with you. Look, it would be wrong if I just had sex with these men. It's this mp3 file that's

got this magic curse on me. And when I do it, that means that nothing's wrong. And then you get over it and you start being straight so that's pretty cool, but then you listen to the mp3 file again and then you're gay. Yeah, and then I don't feel so bad anymore quiet peasants

oh, what's wrong? I'm King Mob oh dear I would kneel at your altar but I'm afraid of what would happen to me yeah, you careful it's the forced

bi or gay part that gets me that I'm submitting so much I'm giving up my option to choose like if Sarnoga's forever gay was latent until I sucked on balls with cum on them

hmm balls okay okay I think the concept of forced gay is much hotter if I don't really get to say when the final change takes place. Every time I sleep with a woman could be the last time. If I'm tied up, I might not have a choice. I wouldn't be able to move. I just see those cum-covered balls lowering towards my face.

And no. That's it. No more pussy. It's been a while since I've read Naked Lunch. Is that a scene from it? And as the cum-covered balls lowered onto his face, he wished goodbye to his pussy. Is that how you read, uh... What?

Is that the voice you read it in? Yeah, that's a Burroughs voice. Oh, is it? Okay. Spare-ass Annie. Spare-ass Annie had an auxiliary asshole in the middle of her forehead. Oh my god, is there an audiobook of Naked Lunch that I can listen to that sounds like that? No, there's a reading of Spare-Ass Annie that is that, though. He did an album with, what were they called, the United States of Hip-Hop-Racy.

So it's like fat-ass 90s hip-hop plus William S. Burroughs. Good. So, like, yeah, start listening. It is as described. And that was Obscured 90s Alternative Talk with Lemon. All right, yeah, my name's Hypno-Slave. Let's move the microphone for a second. No specific reason.

Anyway. Oh, maybe up here. Okay. Here we go. I'm HypnoSlave. I have listened to this file a few times. Don't why, but I did it anyway. I have yet to feel any attraction to men. I am not even sure I have gone under.

However, I do find myself craving to listen CFG more and more. Dose this mean it's affecting me. What was the first thing that happened to others after listening to it for the first time? I admit that I have a mind control fetish, but I will always, I would be a controller than a controlee. That is till I found this site and listened to a free file. It's like a pusher.

They give you a free trial, and then they hit you with the cursed forced game. This is a dangerous place to be if you're a mind control fetish. Jack Check, you got something there? Yeah, so I'm Alien4420, and I'm asking about a file hosted on the site Seductra.com. I'm entitled Cock Slave. Okay, sure, sure, that makes sense. That's a pay file.

You have to send $75 in tribute And then she'll send you a password I haven't listened to it But I've listened to others on her side And they're top notch I'm thinking you might want to listen To the first file on her side It's free and demonstrates her technique

But be careful, These files are addictive. Once, she'd be okay, but after a few listens, I was trapped, which was pretty cool, actually, but it does cost you. You'll send tribute every week? Wow! Good job, lady!

And she'll condition you to love it. There's a file that turns you into a robot and makes you lick her imaginary ass while you send her the tribute for the next week's file, lol. Whoa. My imaginary neck. My imaginary neck.

I'm really sad that her website's down. How did... How did what? So many questions. Okay, well, while you're thinking of them, I'm going to put my headphone back up. Oh, my God, I can't believe it. I've just joined a gay chatroom dating site

and put myself down as curious, looking at some of the pictures. I found myself getting hard and licking my lips at the sight of all those pics of hard muscular bodies. Musculara. Musculara. I listened to CFG on repeat for about three half hours, and oh, God, EMG's voice is so dreamy.

I am getting thinking about his voice is getting me hard and making me go weak at the knees. getting me hard, and making me go weak at the knees. I must be really weak-willed if it's affecting me much already. You know what I just started thinking? What's that? Is, like, they keep talking about this guy EMG and his sexy voice and all the orgasms they're giving it. Like, what if we bought one and it's bunny bread?

Yeah, you get it now, baby. Yeah, you get it. You, what if we bought one and it's bunny bread? Yeah, you get it now, baby. Yeah, you get it. You want to suck it? Yeah. Eat my imaginary asshole and send me a video of it. Send me five dollars. Remember last F Plus Live, that car he was driving and he

wouldn't answer any questions about it? Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't call it a car as much as I would call it a luxury assault vehicle well you know what I was thinking though what's that? I wish I had a cock to suck on right now

you may be asking yourself does he really want this well yes I do now wow he really gets in there and sticks in your head when i first listened to cfg i didn't think it would work despite all of the threads i've read about this file i thought i'd just listen to it for a's how it always happens. Let's just go to this gay bar as a laugh.

Uh-oh. That's not a good sign for any of us. Like, you go to the website expecting a laugh. Exactly. Oh, no. I'm going to download these later and see what happens.

I'm going to make fun of this. I'm going to make fun. I've got to listen to it all and then I'll make fun download these later and see what happens. I'm going to make fun of this. I'm going to make fun. I got to listen to it all and then I'll make fun of it later on my website. I still feel attracted to women but find myself thinking about men more. Who would have thought it could work this quick? I've only been listening to it every other day for the last couple of weeks. Only. That's only.

I've only been listening to it that much. We're going to move away from the curse, the gay curse, and into a different kind of curse called the random orgasm curse.

And Boots, you've only got 14 posts. You're a newbie, but you've experienced the random orgasm curse, and you have a success story to tell about it. Yeah, I have. I'm FordG2001. Joined in 2009. You posted in 2012. Yeah, I was sitting on this one for a little bit.

Okay. But it's time to finally speak up about the curse random orgasm. So, hello, I've been listening to the curse random orgasm file about three to four times per week over the last month or two. I'm trying to step up the frequency to once per day now. I came online to see if others have had much success with this file, but I haven't seen too much posted about it. I will share what I've found so far and hope that others would like to give their experiences. I feel the file is working to me to some extent and that I find myself feeling the rush out of nowhere.

I feel myself getting quite aroused without even touching myself. Okay. Okay. Cool. Sounds great. Cool. Awesome. Great.

Great. It doesn't seem to push me all the way over the edge into orgasm, at least not yet. I should also add that I've actually had three orgasms out in public now since I've been listening to this file. Well, you can tell by the way I shake my legs! These orgasms have all been hands-free, completely without touching myself.

Orgasm in public has long been a fantasy of mine, so perhaps this foul may have had something to do with that. Yeah, I'd like a large Italian with hot peppers. I told you you're banned! Is this the Uptown Bob? I'll see you later. No, no, I was just about to play the meter. It's all just evidence

in the F Plus has weird orgasms history. Yeah. However, I find the orgasms have all been more for me trying to come. Like, sitting there and trying for a half hour or so, and then tensing my muscles, etc. That usually causes orgasms for me, too.

Yeah. I've been stroking my cock, and then I got an orgasm. I think it's because of the bottle. Oh my god, it's so random. I tense my muscles, and then etc. And then more etc. Okay, sure. Yeah, sure yeah yeah okay gotcha right uh rather than

from an involuntary reflex from the curse file however perhaps it's a start or maybe it is in fact from the file and I was just expecting something a little different I don't know really I would dearly love to hear any experiences from others who may have experienced this curse has it

worked for you? Have you had any interesting, potentially embarrassing experiences from this file? I think that if I was to hear of the success of others, it might help with my belief in this. I dream of the day when I am completely at the mercy of these random orgasms.

Me too. To the point where I am coming once per day at a completely random time without any control I can imagine some interesting and embarrassing situations that could arise from this but I also think it would be exciting

you know you can just quit your job right like you don't have to be fired you can just quit I love orgasms but I'd rather they show up with the same frequency as an iOS game's notifications to come back. I don't think you guys are understanding me correctly. I'm going to give you an example. Oh, cool.

Great. Cool. Good. Here's one that I imagine happening to me one day. Okay. I imagine myself lined up in a supermarket. Finally, I've made my way up to the queue so that I'm standing there next in line. Suddenly, I feel the stimulation starting.

I feel myself getting incredibly aroused. Oh, no. Not here, I can imagine myself thinking. Except for you imagining. Okay, so you're imagining here, but then you're imagining not here. Yeah, I'm imagining. Of course, when it happens, you would be like, this is just like I was imagining that I wanted it to happen. Oh, no, not here yeah of course when it happens you would be like this is just like i was imagining that i wanted it to happen oh no not here oh this is the thought i thought that i was going to think

no this is so no not actually this is like the perfect fucking file it's the file for people who both know what they want and have no idea what they want it's the file for the entire fucking internet exactly then as I'm still getting stimulated, getting hotter and hotter and closer to orgasm, it's suddenly my turn to get served. Will I make it through the transaction without having a humiliating orgasm right in front of the cashier?

If I do have an orgasm, will she be able to notice? Yes. Will she say anything? No. How would I handle that? Poorly. Three to five.

I would love to hear any experiences of others. Hi, I'm K.I.Y. Well, in my case, I could get in a lot of trouble having an orgasm in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh, you could. My employer's picky that way. Okay, your employer's picky that way. Hi, K., KIY. Actually, there's some protection in the file

so that it won't happen at a time that could cause you to lose your job. What? It's not really random now, is it? Yeah. Nope. No, it's a DRM curse. With the following curse,

you could orgasm at any time, except... Except during normal work hours. Or where you could hurt yourself. Or others, such as driving or operating heavy machinery, are the time that could get you into real trouble. Well, that's good. Specifically, I was thinking about the times when I am working in a women's restroom. Oh, how often are you thinking about those times, by the way?

Ah, well, don't say, but probably a lot. I don't want those to be random. I want those to be purposeful. Blah. Yep. Blah. All right. All right.

Well, once again, this document provided to us. First one from Peace. And thank you very much. Anyway, so we read about that. We have two different things that we could read. Adam, I think you should make the choice here. Okay. Option number one is the curse that makes the listener permanently addicted to their own cum, needing to drink it at every opportunity. Oh, boy.

Why does this always come up? Why do you need to put... Okay. Why is this always a thing? It's a curse, baby. It's a curse. And the other option is the curse that will make you a premature ejaculator. Oh, no!

You've been cursed! I don't know. How about the one with the cum? Let's do the first one. All right, all right. So you're saying that you want to drink your own cum. Is that what you're telling me? Yeah, why not?

Okay. Well, your name is Canuckflix. C-A-N-U-C-K-flix. Canuckflix? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Canadian Netflix, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yep.

It's nothing but strange brew. No, it's strange brew and porkies. I didn't even know that was Canadian. Yep. Good job, Canada. Before I found this file, I sometimes had a desire to eat my own cum, but when

it would come time to actually do it, I could never go through with it. I would be too disgusted to actually do it. The file was a revelation in that it finally gave me the first taste of

my own cum. The file would build up such an intense desire to eat my own semen that it would that when it would command me to do so, I did it without

hesitation. And when it would and I loved it, I couldn't without hesitation. And when it would land you. And I loved it. I couldn't get enough. I would lick every drop of my fingers and scoop it up into my mouth from wherever it fell. Sometimes I would be on my back with my legs over my head so I could shoot directly into my mouth. I much preferred it this way. Sometimes I would masturbate into an old greasy pizza box. Though it took a while to get the aim right.

More than once I ended up with cum all over my face and lips. This is what David Blaine does on his off hours. But afterwards, I would sometimes feel kinda grossed out. Kinda. And I would never be able to do eat my cum without listening to the file beforehand. Stop it. I listened to the file many times and happily ate my cum

after every time. It was a great feeling but I would never do it on my own and I became addicted so I stopped listening eventually and I never really loved the taste of my cum. just loved eating it you're very

confusing person but i still think it would be kind of fun to be addicted to my semen. My name is Sammy Ones. Yes. So true. All this started three days ago when I found a quiz about feminization.

It told me that I should do more to improve my score. So, I did by eating my cum once. Then, I found this site the next day. I listened to this and Stroke Sissy

Stroke Sissy, Stroke Sissy Stroke Sissy, Stroke Sissy. Wherever I go everyone leaves. Stroke sissy, which is in camel case, irresistibly urges me to listen to other curse files that feminize. Stroke sissy makes me listen to curse cum,

which is also in Camel Case. Curse Cum requires immediate masturbation and locks in the sissiness. It's like a Ziploc bag. So you don't get sissy burn. Yeah. I will never need tissues again! Goodbye, Blue Monday. tissues again! Goodbye, Blue Monday.

So what happens if you, like, if your nose is stuffed up? Oh, I just come and do it. And then it's... Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, it's like my... My cum is kind of like a drain snake. Then, Jack Chick, your Tina CD sub?

Emoticon, just an update. After a year with this curse, I am firmly and solely addicted to my cum. Thank you. I listen to the file about every two months or so.

Ellipsis. Not consciously, I just somehow get the feeling that I should listen again. I've taken cum from myself and my lovers in various ways. You can guess. My favorite way, hyphen, when I'm alone,

hyphen, is to lick it off my nine-inch black dildo. What? At first, the... Okay. What? I don't think you're a real person. I think you're made up. Are you sure, or is that just what your brain wants to believe?

At first, the taste was different, and I wasn't sure this was going to work. Now it tastes natural, sliding down my willing throat. Tasty! Do not listen to this curse if you are not prepared to take this journey. There is no going back. I was

skeptical in the beginning, especially when I first listened. I can't say that anymore! That's a generous use of the word journey. I'd also like to point out that Tina CD Sub joined in 2005, posted five times, and one of those five posts happened four years later on December the 2nd. And then again this thread a year later than that.

So weird. CDSub. Coming down to the end here, but this is a very important post, a very important post that we should read. Sure. important post, a very important post that we should read. Sure. Because, you know, I... It would be great if everyone kind of

believed in this concept of equal time. So, of course, to that end, we need to read Curse Force straight. Good. I didn't think that worked. No, it does. It works equally as well as Curse Force gay.

And so, Adam, you are NorCal kid. You're a regular. And I think you have a success story about Curse Force Straight. Yeah, I do. Ha. Since there are 50 pages on Curse Force Gay, I thought I'd try out the other way. 24-year-old gay man here

have never been attracted to women on a sexual level, although I have had crushes before. Happy for the most part with being gay, but since I run with a straight group of guys who I'm out to and they accept me, I'll be honest that

I sometimes get really jealous when I hear them talk about tits and pussy for some reason. No. All right. Yep. No. Sure. It's like, you know, like when I, as like a gay dude, like I'm not allowed to touch or see either of those two things. No, no, no.

So you're jealous. You're jealous. Yeah. I've always really wanted to know what it would be like to be turned on by soft, curvy, pussy, et cetera. Okay, this guy really is gay. Yep, absolutely. That's one.

Curvy pussy. No, I mean, really, it's just adding adjectives to pussy Yeah exactly Soft comma curvy comma pussy comma Etc Pussy and the other bits Rather than strong Muscular cock

Yeah that seemed much more natural Anyway I downloaded Cursed Forest Straight last night and did my first listen to it today. Probably the only slash first time I felt really relaxed while listening to Hypnosis File, woke up feeling refreshed. I'll update this from time to time to see if we get a transformation, like in the force gay thread

or a dud sweet cool well then great i'm i'm excited to hear about uh you know updates from this thing uh and so uh jack chick remember alien uh 4420 uh no but yeah well alien alien for wait wait wait he's a gross guy that I was reading earlier yeah he was one of the people that talked about come no alien 4420 I was the guy that you read in the cursed force gay thread and alien 4420 also has somebody something to

contribute to the first curse for straight okay yeah he's not happy I And Alien 4420 also has something to contribute to the first Cursed Force straight. Okay. Yeah, he's not happy. I'd like to pass on the same warning I do to people who are thinking of listening to Cursed Force today. Namely, these files don't just make you buy. They make it impossible to be into whatever you're currently into. And they're curses.

They're designed to be sticky. So after you've listened to them for a while, it's difficult or impossible to change back. So, hyphen hyphen, do you want to give up the possibility of gay relationships possibly forever? If not, I think it's best to use a file that isn't a curse. Maybe train sex

women. What? Maybe what? Maybe train sex women. Maybe train sex women. Yes. Maybe. No, I think it's, I think that one is train sex women. Maybe train sex women. Yes. Maybe. No, I think that one is train sex women. Okay. I thought it was training sex women or a train of sex women.

No, I'm pretty sure that it's train sex and then specifically multiple women. Let's think of it as a train that is a sex woman. Okay. Isn't that like a Korean action movie? Or maybe it gives you the ability to have sex with a woman while train is playing. Ooh, I don't think... No, no, that's a powerful spell.

How could you possibly? It may not have the same hit-you-over-the-head effect as CFG and CFS, but it will leave you free to do whatever you want in the future, and with an escape hatch, if you find that being straight isn't for you. Back into the gay hole! You know what this feels like to me? It's like if you were living your life and somebody was constantly referring to the rules of Monopoly.

Do you know what I mean? Of just like, yeah, but you can't do that because you have to pay rent if you go to a place with two... Yeah, we're not of Monopoly. Do you know what I mean? Of just like, yeah, but you can't do that because you have to pay rent if you go to a place with two hooks. Yeah, we're not playing Monopoly. That's fake. Yeah, I mean, yeah, these people are actually on the hook. They buy this hook, line, and sinker. They are the hook.

They've become part of the hook. It's true, yeah yeah they're doing their own promotion but i want to hear an update about norcal kid uh because he's got a whole straight discovery uh kind of like that but i'm but i'm a cheerleader movie so uh i'm looking forward to this and update feel ridiculously straight was just in Vegas was just in Vegas this past weekend and was getting so horny from watching the

girls on the pedestals in the club we went to. I didn't try hooking up with any girls because I was embarrassed since all my friends there knew I was gay, but I wanted to give it a try. So the last few days, all I can think about is going to a strip club,

sucking on tits, busting on a girl, sex is all I can think about, and I've had some of the best orgasms ever jacking off to the idea. The file is so addictive, I love it, and I hope I'm straight for the rest of my life.

Oh boy. Whatever you decide, Gary. Yeah, we all support you. Cannot wait to fuck my first girl and bust in her. And then go and hang out at Planned Parenthood and get an abortion. I may enlist one of my guy friends who slays girls. Who the fuck uses that terminology? He might actually just murder women.

Yeah, he's a vampire hunter. Oh, I see. And just be honest with him without mentioning the hypnosis. So, not honest. Honest-ish. Honest adjacent. Coming to ABC. Honest-ish. Honest adjacent. Coming to ABC. Honest-ish.

Right after Bunheads. And try to become his apprentice. Pussy apprentice? The chick slayer apprentice. Yeah, and afterwards he becomes a journeyman. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom really want to start having sex and going into strip clubs but definitely need to learn the ropes since i've only ever hit on dudes slash been with dudes you know i don't i don't know i don't mean i don't know maybe you know maybe your't know, like, I don't know the culture that you were raised in or whatever. But, like, as a straight man, I feel victimized by the portrayal of straight men as fucking douchebags.

We're not all douchebags. Lemon, Lemon, Lemon. This is not the way we act. Lemon, you're a straight man, right? Sure. Don't you ever find yourself, you know, let's say every weekend and day of the week going and objectifying women constantly? No.

No, I don't. I don't. I don't. So what you're trying to say is not all men. Hashtag. I'm trying to not say that, frankly. I'm trying to get around saying that. Look, as straight white men, our cross to bear is being awful until we get old and die

well yeah but we try and the end okay you are you are the least awful white man that there could be goodbye all right you fucking assholes i'll go put the fucking fedora on. It's summertime with her fedora. Hang on, shaving off the mustache. Leaving the beard. Yep. I just wanted to say something super quick,

guys. My name's DC Pub DB. DC Pub DB. quick guys um my name's dc pub db dc pub db but yeah okay i wasn't feeling it didn't really want to listen to the file was looking at guys online and then i thought wonder if I look at pussy what would happen. I immediately felt a change. My cock got harder. I was focused on looking at the video and just kept saying, yeah, I need pussy. I'm straight and need pussy.

That's the consequence of the brain being a very complicated thing and yours being all fucked up. You're a straight man who wants pussy, aren't you? You're a filthy little straight man. You want Michelle to get the Republican nomination, don't you? You're a straight man and you need pussy. I have listened to the file today, but this is a totally different feeling. I almost messaged someone on FetLife yesterday to try to find a woman. Whoa.

That was your first mistake. A woman dealer? Can you just crate her and ship her over to me? Roger, have you seen a woman? I just feel like I need it more and more each day even when i initially don't think i do um this thread uh has has more threads uh there's show me your cock success uh thanks once again for to uh peace for submitting this uh but before we uh we uh find out what we learned i need to tell you about the voting section on Warp My Mind. So in the voting

section on Warp My Mind, as has been clear, it's a place where there's MP3s of files, you pay for the MP3s, and then you are a cockslave or a cuntslave or whatever. And while that's great, and obviously a terrific service that

benefits humanity, there also is the section for voting where people can request MP3s to be added to the list. MP3s that should be available and that aren't. All right. So let's all just pick a great hypnosis document that needs to be done, and we'll read that one. I'll start here. And I'm going to take a suggestion which has not seemed to be popular so far, but hopefully, you know, maybe the effort from this episode will turn this thing around. But this is a file I want to hear called,

Forget about your penis, you have a pussy now! That's how that works. This is an infomercial. This file will make it impossible to pee without sitting down. It will make it impossible to get an erection or even attempt to play with your penis. It will make it impossible to think about or even feel your penis. It will make it impossible

to look at your penis. Whenever you try to pee standing up, there will be nothing to grab and you will wet the floor. Hooray! Hooray! Whenever you think about having a penis, you will remember that it is a vagina between your legs and not a penis.

Whenever you try to feel a penis, you will realize that it cannot be there because you have a cunt between your legs. Have I made this clear enough yet? 11, what if I look at another penis and I touch it, but then I say, this is my penis now, and then touch my own penis. Can I do that? If you ever try to look for your penis, you'll realize that that is silly because you have a pussy. Sometimes you'll wonder what. What? Is that what happened? Yeah. It's silly. Is that what happened to it? Sometimes you will wonder what it is like to have a penis, but you will never get to experience this because you never had one.

You have always had a pussy between your legs the penis you thought you had and i don't want to belabor this point i really don't but the penis you thought you had never existed and here's the twist okay you have always had a vagina between your legs but what if I try to have sex with a ziplock bag full of lotion in the couch cushions can I still do that with my penis oh yeah totally you found the

loophole congratulations you have always had a pussy you have never had a penis but you can fuck a zploc bag full of lotion with your penis. That's literally the only action you can do with your penis.

It's amazing you lucked into that one. Hey, you know what? It's all social engineering. It's the fine print. There are so many of these requests. Oh, I have requests Oh I have one I have one Okay

You need a plug I don't know what I do This foul will cause itching Burning in your ass That sounds great As well as causing an overwhelming feeling of emptiness In your ass that needs to be filled Almost like a hunger.

The only way to stop the itching and burning and sedate the empty feeling is to wear a butt plug for one hour. Is it really wearing? A question of causality there. I mean, why would the one mean the other? Because, uh...

You okay? It scratches the itch. Why would the one mean the other? Because, uh... What? You okay? Because it scratches the itch. That makes sense. Putting in the plug will provide almost instant relief, but if it removed before the hour's up, the itching and burning will start again immediately, and the time resets.

Should I rub Tiger Balm on the butt plug? Ooh, you don't want to do that. Why? Why wouldn't I want to do that? Why? You don't want to do that. Why? Why wouldn't I want to do that? Why? You don't want to do that. I don't understand. Tiger balm. It feels good when you put it on your chest.

And so if my ass itches, I should put the tiger balm on the butt plug, right? You know what? You should do that. Okay. Listen. See you in a minute. You request your own tiger balm butt plug file. Yeah, maybe you've been hypnotized by a different... Oh, shit.

Wow, that was quick. I think he was ready to do that. I think he was waiting until somebody told him to do it. Well, it's really a good thing that Lemon only wears sweatpants, so that he's just able to pull them down real quick. Oh, yeah. This is what happens when his wife goes away for a week. Can we

just finish the recording now? Oh, is somebody sleepy? Somebody a little sleepy after putting tiger balm in their penis? A feeling will start whenever you listen to this file. It's been 72 hours since you last wore a butt plug for one hour. Or someone uses the trigger

phrase. What's the trigger phrase is it something that just like works in like regular conversation is it blathering blather sky yeah well it works because in this particular situation you uh you work in a uh power bar manufacturing plant the phrase is you need a plug. I am a Belkin engineer, so this is perfect. Well, that was great. Jack Check, do you have a curse there? I do.

What was that? What would you like to hear? Penis. Team Fortress slash capture the flag. Are you kidding me? Turns the listener into their penis. Focus on the transformation itself. What?

What? The body becoming warm and putty-like, slowly shaping itself into your penis. Your head becoming sensitive and hairless. The full body throb as you engorge with blood, feeling hard and stiff, where even the act of breathing stimulates you to new heights of arousal,

the sensation of pre-cum drooling from your mouth, and finally a full body orgasm as you ejaculate and your mind melts away into pleasure, slowly becoming flaccid and turning back to normal, before exiting trance into sleep

primarily for males of any sexual orientation P.S. I don't suppose you could have it female voiced so what what boy um just pick a question and ask it yep

okay okay okay, okay. Okay, okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay, got it. Got it. What? Oh, clearly you didn't listen to my pitch. Here, let me read it again. Turns the listener into their penis.

Spiders! Oh, no! What's happening this file will make you unnaturally attracted to spiders unnaturally fantasizing about being caught in their webs

fetishizing all spiders bodies and wanting your sexual partners to tie you up like a spider would that would take forever yeah inject their digestive juices into you your sexual partners to tie you up like a spider would. That would take forever. Yeah. Inject their digestive juices into you.

Yeah. So liquefy my organs, and then shoot something out of your anus that wraps me up and makes me unable to move, and then store me for months later? Just tie me up with your anal excrement. I'm glad we've reduced ourselves to this. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Also, I want to say that it is the resident Cannibal Corpse fan in the room that said, tie me up with your anal excrement. What's your favorite Cannibal Corpse song? I find them all very similar You will not actually touch spiders Especially not poisonous ones But you might want to jizz on them

I think the spider would mind Like a trapdoor spider? That's an easy way to knock a bunch of legs off of daddy. Long legs, too. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!

Get out of the tub. F-Plus, what do you think we learned from this? Come on. I learned how to make my life way more enjoyable sexually. How would you do that? Well, I just need to find the right hypnosis file, pay a large amount of money to it, then listen to it over and over,

and then register for a form, make some bullshit up, and post on it. Oh, man. I don't know. That doesn't seem that straightforward or simple. It doesn't seem like it would work like how did how did this how does this keep happening where it's just like always like these things that are just like obviously the fakest thing yeah on earth and it's like oh no but it's uh it's super successful financially like no i mean no i i would argue i mean i would i would personally argue that this

is the best use i mean this is this is the most effective use of of hypnotism um which is i mean completely on damaged brains but like but it is people that want to be hypnotized like their willingness is far more so than anyone that like visits a psychic you know to to talk to their dead grandmother like like these people are in need of an outlet that they won't afford themselves um and and so the hypnotism i'm sure is just it works like a snap yeah i just how do you how do you look like it seems like something you look into because it just seems like it's too crazy of an idea to actually be actionable. You know what I mean? Of just like if you just sat down and said, I'm going to sell hypnotism via MP3s to whoever wants it out there.

It's just like I would say like that is a complete waste of time. Right. Because who is going to pay you money for something that doesn't work what happens when they realize it doesn't work but apparently i mean that's not say that about so many sites on the internet about like about like i mean there's so many sites at the internet i'd be like what that is a terrible idea no one will invest in that ways are you kidding me google will never pay a billion dollars for Waze. But then how does it... And then when they... Even these small-scale scams,

how does it work? How does it work? How do people find it? Yeah, that I don't know. People want to believe shit because they're so fucking bored with their meaningless lives, and so they're like,

oh, hey, I hit myself hypnotize myself to become my own penis and that'll make things better somehow and then because they've already paid this money then they're like oh well you know it didn't work but like you know i'll like pretend that it works on the internet because i don't want to be an idiot that like you know paid money for something it didn't fucking work i know know, it is like they are, a lot of it did feel like they're transforming in front of other people as they type, so they don't lose face in front of nobody. The thing that was so confusing to me is that, like,

is that, like, I feel like, you know, the human experience is a journey. You are who you are as a child. You are who you are as a teenager. You are who you are as an adult. That's something that changes. That's something that morphs. That's something that moves.

And so your own bullshit is something that you kind of have to figure out ways to allow yourself permission or perhaps to go like, oh, hey, I just just thought or did something super gross i'm going to try to not do that or you could go this completely other way and solicit the services of somebody to force yeah you into doing something and then it's their fault, and you're completely victimized by it. Yeah, then it's just another circumstance of your life and not a choice you made, or something you wanted to do in the first place. Yeah, and I find that...

I mean, even more so than the fetish stuff, I find that really deplorable. I just find that disgusting deplorable i just find that like disgusting behavior no it's it's it's super fucking gross well i mean like that i mean it's that like you said like you said you you you are a you're you are who you are because of the circumstances of your life and if the circumstances of your life are so fucked up that that's how you have to get into just being who you are sexually is like something's wrong in this country that we're like still tamping down people's like life. You know what I mean? And if you want to see deplorable human behavior, check out the comments on the F plus.

What's the website for that? G-H-E-F-P-L dot U-S. And if you're a victim of heartbreaking repression American style, come to Ball Pit. B-A-L-P dot I-T and share it.

Yeah, Ball Pit's been a fun forum to run. It's been a fun forum to look at. And just because I need to say it once, as far as F Plus comments go, they've been basically good. And if they're bad, I'm going to start deleting them. And on that happy note. Shut up. Goodbye.

Bye. Thank you all. That's going to be horrible. That's the worst ending of the episode. It's going to be terrible. Yeah, well, this is a terrible bunch of people.