The F Plus - 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch

Episode Date: August 9, 2015

We've teased it out a couple of times, but now it's finally time to figure out what this watch fetish document is all about, although I cannot say that anyone is going to come out of the episode having had all their questions answered. But regardless, we're gonna be spending time on Watch Girls Forum; where people are very specific about their particular kink, plus I suspect it's British as well. This week, make sure you wear your watch on the right wrist.

Before we begin this announcement, F Plus Live 4 is confirmed! Sunday, October 4th at Grumpy's Bar in downtown Minneapolis. Details on the website. And now, a fucking watch fetish? I TICK TOCK! Tick tock, listeners. This is the F-Plus Podcast. A timely place with terrible things read with enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Victor Laszlo.

I love wearing my girlfriend's watches as a cock ring. Kumquat Zop! It's hard to believe such a calamity. I've gotten too much time on my hands. He reads the internet for you at loureads.com. This is Lou Fernandez. The month isn't over yet, and it's never too late to send your goddess an amazing birthday gift. All gifts received will receive a photo and thank you note in return.

I do not accept tributes or gifts, though. And lemon. I don't want to brag, but we had sex three or four times. I liked it when she was on top, but I really liked it when I could see her watch. Hey, F+. Hello. Hello.

So, Lou, come close up. Victor, would you say that your sexuality is in a place that you want it to be? No. No? I'm always evolving. Okay, what would you like to change about your sexuality, Lou? I don't know.

I feel like I wish that sometimes things just ran in a more organized fashion. That makes sense. That makes sense. You want your sexuality to be like clockwork. Is that what you're looking for? Yeah, you know. Maybe every once in a while a little bird could come out and tell me what time it was.

So this is an episode we have teased a couple times. And it's an episode that Ameet gave us a little while back. And this episode is called A Fucking Watch Fetish? I've definitely skimmed this document. I'm super confused by this document, and I'm not, at this stage in the episode, I'm not going to be able to offer you answers about what a fucking watch fetish is.

I just know that people have boners for watches. So we're all going to learn together, and that's an exciting thing. So let's start off here with a post. So we're going to be spending, I believe, all of our time. Let me just double check. Oh, no, no, we're going to go to Clips for Sale eventually, so that'll be awful. Yeah, yeah.

But before we go to Clips for Sale, we're going to be starting our time on watchgirlsforum.net. And I think this site's British. And Victor started off here with Zerta. Will you please? Zerta. Hello. Hello.

Hello. I am new on the forum, both my English is not so good. Okay. Today I asked about the watch of my old school teacher, and I asked if I can borrow it to make a school project about it, and guess what happened? What happened? What happened? Zerta?

Zerta, what happened? That's the end of your post? Yeah. Is this a choose your own picture? Zerta? Zerta, what happened? That's the end of your post? Yeah. Is this a choose-your-own-adventure? Terrific. All right, Kupquazop, you are Evo... What is it? Evo 8? Evo V-I-I-I. So that's Evo 8, yes.

I also get aroused by Mitsubishi's. Sure. Who doesn't? I've borrowed a number of watches in my time. Never thought of that approach. I had more than a few teachers on my way up that I would

have loved to get the watch off their wrist. One time I did. And it was her idea to give it to me. It was, okay, sure, I believe you.

Yep. Her wrist was so small that I had no chance in wearing it. That's just bragging. Back in my early, early days,

I remember in my day It was a lot of days. Yeah. Of six classes, I had two sets of two teachers that wore the same watch.

Wow! Now, by the same watch, you mean literally the same watch. Like they would hand it off like a relay race. Oh, the same time! Oh, that's fucking sexy. Two had the same gold bracelet. And two had the same gold bracelet. And two had the same black strap Timex.

Okay, sure, sure, that sounds great. There were fewer watches to go around then. It was a simpler time. In the Great Watch Depression. The war was hell on all of us. Watch rationing. And having two girls wearing the same watch was rather common. One of the black strap Timex teachers.

She was sponsored. Who was rather easy to look at, BTW. So she took a physical form. She existed on this plane of existence. She was in front of me. She was easy to see. also had an identical twin sister that used to come by every so often and also wore that watch.

Okay, I no longer believe you. Oh, hey, Jenny. Perhaps it's then that it occurred to me about getting two women with the same watch. Okay, and then what? To switch watches so that only I know that they're wearing each other's watches. Oh, my God. Is this an X-Files? What?

This would be a later season X-Files, right? Mulder's not there right now. The two Timex teachers were coincidence. The two gold bracelet watch teachers knew each other. They were married to cousins.

Hmm. So we had two Mrs. Smiths. Well, sure. I mean, that's not... I mean, you could have had two Mrs. Smiths in many ways, but sure. It was a popular joke that they were married to each other. I can remember some classes I liked because

I got to sit and stare at a pretty teacher and a pretty watch. Wow, you have a sexuality that has been disturbingly sublimated. I wonder if you're as confused as I am of how you got here. Lou, take Nick's, please.

My high school stories. I remember back in high school, a few girls used to wear swatch. One of them had this amazing pop swatch, which I used to love seeing her wear during the time of exams. I approached her once and I asked if I could borrow her watch so I can go check what time my exam was and see how long I had left before it started. At first she didn't hesitate and she started sliding it off her wrist. Then she stopped. I told her I'd be really quick and we'll bring it back within 10 minutes as the exam timetables were in a different part of the school. She was hesitant but agreed.

Once she gave it to me in my hand, my heart started pounding so fast. I ran as... Just so you know, this will get sticky when you get it back. I don't know why. I ran as fast as I could to the other side of school and went into one of the toilets, making sure no one was in there. I locked the cubicle and had the time

of my life. Ha ha ha ha. That's clever. Clever. I see clever. Clever. I see what you did there. What? I cleaned it up properly before I gave it back. She didn't notice the thing. I doubt that.

Then I cheekily asked her if I could borrow it again tomorrow. Would that be okay? She said, yep, no problem if she wasn't using it. Happy days. Since this worked pretty well, I knew that one of my female teachers for our German class also wore a pop swatch. So I tried the same with her by asking to borrow it for a couple of minutes to go check the time for something.

This time I wasn't lucky. As she said no, I couldn't, and made me ask another student. Oh, man. When you said you weren't lucky, I was imagining the other ways that that could have gone wrong. She stabbed me. In my final year of high school, there was this girl in our science class who had a noose watch that she kept playing with.

Our female teacher for that class was getting annoyed and told the girl to give her the watch, and she can have it back after class because she wasn't paying attention. This got me really going, and at that point, I couldn't wait until the class was over. Somehow, the girl completely forgot about asking for the watch back when class finished and just walked out of the classroom. I purposely took my time packing my bag to see what the teacher would do, but she didn't say or do anything. I was the last person to leave the classroom and the teacher just sat at her desk. Rackets, she was pretty too. Brunette. My friends were bugging me, telling me to hurry up, so I left with them and walked up the corridor.

We got to the stairs. As we got to the stairs, I said that I had forgotten something, so I told them to carry on and I'll see you outside the next classroom. So I ran back towards the classroom. I said goodbye to my many, many friends who like me very much, and I don't ostracize at all. In reality, I said, I'll see you later, guys, to the people who normally ignore me and kept doing so. Shut up, Buggy. So I ran back towards the classroom, and the door was half open.

Bracket, you could see the teacher and her desk. What happened next made me go completely crazy all over. The teacher... Well, go. I don't know, but yeah. The teacher had taken out the swatch from her desk and was putting it on her wrist! She wore

it slightly loose, and she was turning it around her wrist, looking at the design on the strap, and on the face of the watch. I swear, I couldn't even breathe properly at that point. I walked in the classroom. The teacher looked at me and I said, sorry, I thought I'd forgotten something. She asked me what?

And I said, one of my favorite pens. She got up and came over where I was, kneeled down and started looking around too. She had her hand on top of the chair to support herself. I couldn't take my eyes off that swatch on her wrist. It just looks so fucking amazing on her. She's got wrists! Matter of fact, two of them! She said she couldn't see it

and told me maybe it was somewhere in my bag and I hadn't looked properly. I then plucked up my courage brackets with my heart beating as fast as a motherfucker that I don't remember her wearing that watch before in class. She said, oh, it belonged to one of the girls in the class. She kept playing with it, so I told her to give it to me, and she can have it back after

class. I said, oh, she hasn't come to take it back? The teacher said no. I asked if she would like me to give it back, as I might see her in the next class. She said no, and she's only wearing it so it doesn't get forgotten in the drawer in the desk. I asked if she liked it since she was wearing it.

She said it was too colorful for her liking and not really the type she would buy herself. Brackets. She was pushing it against her hand and turning it around and around on her wrist as she was talking to me and looking at it. I was going nuts. Unfortunately, the girls whose swatch it was came in at that moment and said sorry she had forgotten to ask for it back. The teacher took it off and said she only put it on and she didn't want to forget it in the desk drawer. Then the girl said it was okay and took it and left the room. Brackets, I don't know which direction she went.

Oh, no! So shortly I left the classroom as well with my heart pounding and ready to blow. Do you want me to keep reading this? What? These stories are long. Heart was ready to blow, right? I mean, so the girl left the watch in the room, and then the teacher was like, oh, I'll just wear this watch.

I don't like this watch. And then Duke comes in, he's like, oh, it's the best watch. Like, just so much of this. Just, like, there's nothing about this makes sense. Oh, I'm sorry if you don't get it. But it's very plainly obvious to me. Oh, okay. Boy, there's so many more stories.

Nick's especially has a whole bunch more stories. Yeah, Nick's has a lot of really likes watches. Can you just briefly, Lou, can you take, there's a part there in the next paragraph where he says, that whole night I couldn't sleep. That whole night I couldn't sleep. The next day I was so

eager to get to school and couldn't wait for lunchtime. As soon as it came I ran to the library and just waited. After 25 agonizing minutes, she came in, but fucking hell, also with some of her friends as well. This one D-I-C-K

head, W-A anchor, who was with her, came up to me and asked if I was the one who wanted to buy some watches. I was like, what the fuck? So I had to say no, it probably was someone

else, and I got up and walked somewhere else. I hanged around the library for her friends to leave, but they all ended up leaving together, and I was really gutted. Completely screwed up my entire day after that. I saw her a few times around school again, but she was always with her big group of friends.

Oh well. Oh well. So, hey guys. My name is It's Not Weird. Sporum, by the way, is moderated by SpikesDudleyDog, Watchmaster, and Popswatch. But anyway, I'm... It's not weird.

I'm PowerPoster, which means that I've posted a whole 91 times. So, you know, go me. Hey, y'all. I wanted to put some pen to paper, so to speak, about my watch fetish, having stumbled across this great forum. Nobody here knows me, so please don't judge me as you read on. That would be a real pot kettle situation, wouldn't it? It's amazing

to meet some like-minded individuals, because seriously, I was beginning to think that there was something wrong with me, that I had a fetish involving women's watches, ellipsis period, that the watch a woman was wearing on some occasions turned me on more than the women

themselves. People have asked me in the past, am I a bum or leg man? That was in quotes. I could never say that the first thing I look at in a woman is what... I was asking if I'm a bum or a leg man. I could never say that the first thing I look at in a woman is what kind of watch she's wearing. Until now!

That Seiko goes all the way up. I've spent years living with the secret fetish and amongst other things, I am constantly spending many an hour trawling the net looking for clips involving watches. I even have many excellent clips of watches in more specialist fields of the XXX world. Bear in mind, it's not weird. So I talk about my job, and that's gross. Oh, what you probably want to know my favorite watch of all

time is it's the gucci 1500l followed closely by the 1900l and the 3900l models i'm judging you now before you read on hey man different strokes that's really an ugly watch i am also partial to the cartier ranges, in particular the Santos. Both designer watches are so sexy and feminine in every way. My previous girlfriend from Thailand. You wouldn't know her. Besides having a penis, she also had... She also had a number of fake Cartier watches.

Wait, why is fake in quotes? All right. Fake Cartiers bought for her by myself, completely unaware of their additional appeal to me. Yeah, no, she wasn't. I think it says fake in quotes because Fartier doesn't have the same ring. So my fetish has developed on from the usual woman wearing watch aspect we all like here, ellipsis, I often masturbate whilst thinking about women wearing watches, but I also enjoy masturbation whilst wearing women's watches myself. So I'm a switch hitter. I don't wear watches in the normal world and feel strange when I do,

but I do own nearly 50 female models for my own enjoyment behind closed doors, with a large collection of Gucci models bought from eBay. I even have duplicates of some types. Other brands include blah blah blah blah blah, well, I guess, you know, the watch fetish is one to know. So Lacoste, DKNY, Loris, Timex,

and some copies, in quotes, and various other ones that just took my fancy. I've never known where my fetish stemmed from. Damn it. We'll never know. But perhaps, as my youth wasn't exactly full of female companionship, it made me think that it was the hand of some sexy girl

wanking me off and not my own. Strange, but it works, and it has stuck with me for years. I'm curious if others here do the same. So that's my story. And, you know, thanks so much for listening. But there's other stories. So does he like just put the watch on so tight

that he can't feel his hand? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he just like cuts off the circulation to give us a stranger. Oh, the strange gray hand. And then, Kumquat Zop, you are fingers 560 in this thread here. Of course I am. That's a tough move to pull off.

Well, you've just described me in your first post. So I think it's all okay. I, too, own... Are you the girlfriend from Thailand? ...of women's watches that I use for my own pleasure, so to speak. But never wear a watch in the outside world. I've just got a 1500L2. Oh, I want to fuck you!

I want to fuck your wrist! My oddity It's not weird. My oddity is that the watch has to be worn on the right wrist.

Does nothing for me on the left. Welcome and enjoy. Now, does my handedness matter? If I'm left-handed and then I wear the 1500L on my left wrist, is that okay? That sucks. Okay, that still sucks. I think he meant to say, I have made lots of loads on women's watches.

And Victor, your love watches? Great post, and lots of what you say is similar for me in terms of the watch catching my eye before the women. I am in a long-term relationship with mother and have finally got my missus another watch she likes a purple guest steel watch will pop a pickup soon this is to add to her gucci twirl she has i like to wear the watch as a cock ring when i have sex or masturbate, and also love holding her wrist during sex when she wears one or just gazing at it. This has been with me since I was about 14, I think, and it's just as strong now at 38, old git. old git. I also love the feel of watch on my balls and cock

and have on one occasion had a small Oasis watch inside me during sex. Now that was incredible. Anyway, like you say, we're not weird, just very different. A watch? A watch inside you?

What? Yeah, you know, the Gucci Candiru. I find the idea of being like, give me your watch. I'm going to put it on my dick. Let's fuck. And then being like, here's your watch back later. Here's your watch back now that it's covered in our filthy juices. Hey, do you want a watch?

Now, what do you mean by watch? I can't imagine that there's anything even the slightest bit pleasant at having a watch up your ass. Oh, my God. These people all probably got really turned on by Pulp Fiction. Victor, that's only conjecture at this point. Yeah, we don't know where inside him the watch was. Yeah, maybe he has like a appendix hole or something.

No, no, I'm saying you're saying you assume that it's not great to have a watch up your eyes. I do. But I think that you need to have a little bit more empirical zeal. You know, it might be great. Who knows? You don't know.

I wonder if it matters what kind of watch. Who's this guy? it's not weird saying, I often grab my GF's wrist during sex. The feel of the copy Cartier whilst looking at it sent me over the edge. Of course, I'd have a cheeky look at the watch too. I mean, that doesn't make any sense. It also helps distract from her penis.

It also helps distract from her penis. I mean, when he grabs her wrist during sex, she must scream back, I told you never to touch me! Stop trying to steal my watch. GI, give me $20. Oh, no. Give me $20. Oh, no. So, Lou, your name is Squirrel?

S-Q-R-R-L? In this same thread? No, I'm sorry. This is a new thread, which is called Watches and Master, well, you know, smiley face. Wait, where's the link to this? Oh, down here. Yeah. All right. Hey, guys.

Though we're all in the same boat, our likings and habits seem to differ. I've noticed there are two main groups. Okay, it's great. Those who use watches for, well, for naughty things in private and those who don't. Yeah, that's a pretty good breakdown. You can pretty much divide up the entire world into those two categories. Thank you so much for really explaining this fetish to me. I have a laser focus.

So far, I'm not that sure which side I belong to. The pure... Well, do you masturbate with the watch around your neck? I'll explain. The pure watches do not do that much for me. It's rather knowing that it has been worn that is the trigger. Therefore, I am not that interested in going to watch stores. Watches work best for me when I see them worn by a lady with nice hands and arms.

New watches are nice, but, well, off the record, I would lie if I said that I had never borrowed my GF's watch. Okay, I know which category you're in now. Okay, I know which category you're in now. So, my question is, doing naughty things with watches? If so, how often? Ever bought a used watch just for that poor poose? Ever used another person's watch for it without her knowing about it? Other than your wife's etc.

Like a stranger's? Yeah. Like that kid who took it to the bathroom and did something to it. Very interested in honest answers. Let's have a serious conversation among adults to discover similarities and differences.

Great. Yeah, let's talk about watches, baby. Let's talk about you and differences. Great. Yeah, let's talk about watches, baby. Let's talk about you and me. So, yeah, so my name is, so now I get to be Evo 8, and I like looking at ladies' watches, and I also like to wear. Wearing men's watches doesn't do anything for me. I like ladies' watches, midsize on down to the small. For me, it's the experience on what the lady gets,

semicolon, to feel the watch as close as possible to what she does. With different ladies come different watches, and in this day and age, I prefer leather straps. Why this day and age? Oh, because I'm against plastic, maybe. But there are plenty of steel and gold watches out there. I own over a hundred watches.

Most are copies of ones that I haven't seen out in the wild. My wife knows about my interest, even if she doesn't understand it at all, and participates particularly in bed. Does that mean that she doesn't

participate in bed, or she does understand and participate in bed? I think she only participates in bed. Does that mean that she doesn't participate in bed or she does understand and participate in bed? I think she only participates in bed. Oh, okay. So a freak in the sheets and nothing else. Right. She lets him wear a watch as a cock ring. She doesn't wear a watch.

Oh, she does. Okay, cool. She's also a Thai prostitute. She knows it. A lot of Thai prostitutes. She knows it's over quicker if she does. Okay, cool. Oh, well then she's... She's also a Thai prostitute. She knows it... Right. A lot of Thai prostitutes on this show. She knows it's over quicker if she does that.

I've spent time in her watches, too. On a rare occasion, I will wear, in public, if I can get away with it, long sleeves, etc. On a few instances, I got to wear a woman's watch

in her presence where it was offered to me to do so be her. Man, this forum is just so bad at writing. Sometimes I feel a little self-conscious about my knowledge of and handling of straps and claps of ladies' watches. Though, when I get a chance to experience a watch, I like on the outside comes up. Fuck! I don't let it go by if i can help it over the years i've counted on my fingers and toes at least two dozen encounters with other women's watches dating well before the misses and i've made up this cheesy system

to classify them all right you ready this is gonna be my new stand-up routine. Okay, so here we go. All right, this is going to, really, the comedy to this is that it's accessible. You know, it's something that we've all been through. So, close encounter of the first kind, handling. You get the watch off her wrist and get to hold and examine it. Okay, so that's first base, okay. Right, okay, so close encounter of the second kind, wearing. You have the watch

and get to try it on. Close encounter of the third kind, experience. You get to take it home and indulge yourself. And close encounter of the fourth kind, ownership. Through course of action, the watch becomes yours.

Is this the original plot of the Spielberg screenplay? I like how jacking off on the watch comes before stealing it. We have to experience it. Well, you've got to know if it's stealable or not. If it's worth stealing. Really, when I go to the comic book shop to do shoplifting, I only steal the ones that felt good to come on. Sure. Wait, are you talking about

vinyl figurines? Well, mostly Punisher. I just love jerking off on that skull. You've been punished. And then some more creepy, but we don't need to focus too much on me because here comes main Mike, and that's me because here comes Main Mike.

And that's Maine as in the state. Mike. And come quads up if you'll take that, please. I once gave the advice on how you can wear a couple in public. Wear them on the inside and most people will never see it. Okay, okay, okay. If they do, then you can always say you are taking one to get a new battery.

All right, I want you to look into that camera and say, watch, bros. So, wait. Look, if I ever catch anybody wearing two watches, I want to know what the fuck is up. But they're wearing them on the inside. How do you catch them? Look, if I ever catch anybody wearing two watches, I want to know what the fuck is up. But they're wearing them on the inside. How do you catch them?

It's like the thing with my guy, where he was talking about, like, oh, you know, if I've got the sleeve to cover it up, I'll nervously go out in public wearing a women's watch, as though anyone in the world would give a fuck. Maybe he's just really scared of being judged by other watch fetishes. The 1400X? Blech. And didn't want to put it in your pocket where it could be scratched pretty bad.

If you are like me, I have keys and coins and more in my pants pockets. No place for a watch. My asshole, on the other hand, has none of those things in it. Maybe he means the inside, like prison. I agree. Seeing a woman wearing two is a special turn on. Not sure what it is, but when my GF wears two, it does look cool. Too bad she just isn't really only on Twitter and her own.

That is too bad. I wonder if you'll ever find... I wonder if any of these people will ever find somebody. Some of them have said they're married. Hey, hey, hey, Evo8, what's the most you've ever worn? Oh, man. Well, the most I've ever worn is probably five or six on a wrist. That's about all I can fit.

Usually I do two to three going for quality over quantity, unlike you. Gold bracelet watches, Pulsar, Psycho, Citizen. They were popular in decades past. A series of other watches. I like a pair of red-strapped Minnie Mouse, quote, identical twin sisters, one of which is my wife's. I have a number of metal watches and even some digitals and Timex windups from years ago. Generally, I go for the smaller watches.

Wearing men's things doesn't do anything for me. I see that my interests seem to be a minority around here. Okay, so have we learned anything yet? Have we pinned this down a little bit yet? Yeah, I've learned something. What have you learned? I mean, love. Love isn't always on

time. Oh boy. Did we want to read this Red Ranger one? Oh god. Well, let me recover from that reference. And then I don't know, Lou, you feel like taking Red Ranger there? All right. Kake.

No, never mind. No. No. Never mind. You sure? You don't want to hear about what? No, I read that. You don't want to hear when I was five and wore my dad's watch and got a hard on?

No. It was like the first sentence was like, when I was five, my dad. Nope. Skip. Okay, so this is a thread about asking about a girl's watch. And Victor, if you'll be stumb, stumb, stumb there. Stumb. Stumb.

There has been numerous times where I sew a girl with a watch that I liked, but most of the time I either freeze or in some way is stop of asking the girl about her watch. I usually spot the watch faster than I spot how the girl looks like, and even if it is a big watch, then I can spot it on the girl's wrist if she wears a tight jacket. Okay. For example, I can meet a girl in a shop. Me too! I can get myself in a position

where I have an excellent view of the watch, but if I have an idea of asking her about it, or ask her something which relates to the watch then i freeze totally do any of you have a tactical approach on how to ask a girl who have spotted with a nice watch is there some way to overcome the freezing point does any one of you have any experience of snapshots like this one i'm not the one who took the picture so you have any experience of snapshots like this one, I'm not the one who took the picture. So you have

no problem talking to girls unless the conversation of watches come up. In which case... Okay. Come Quatsop, take Devin, please, there. That watch is so hot.

No wonder she is looking from some ice cream to cool down, lol. Yeah, that's a misuse of lol, all right. Most girls like compliments or questions about their clothes. Especially if they're interested in fashion. Which you can probably see from the way that they're dressed if the choice of clothes is deliberate or just casual. Okay, okay. Some women put clothes on on purpose. Some just sort of accidentally fall into them.

Just ask away is my advice. This is not a well-known fetish. So I don't think the girls would believe you to have ulterior motives or suspecting that you're asking about it because it turns you on. That's a fair point, actually. Yes, the last thing they would think. Asking about their shoes slash boots, a more well-known fetish, might be a little more risky in that sense, but watches should be fine.

So Devin there is from Sweden. Then the next post is from watch lover and he's from switzerland like do you think he's actually from switzerland or is that like him weaving his fantasy tale yeah yeah if only uh okay yeah actually it's it's it's too good okay uh so uh on that same thread there uh lou if you'll take Fingers 560, please. I went to a local cash converters yesterday. That's like a secondhand slash pawn shop back in England. I've been served by this woman several times before and always noticed her watch.

A very shiny affair on the right. That's why I noticed. She's always had a very tidy well painted nails too. I laid my goods on the counter and she rung them up into the till. I commented about her nails

told her they were different. She said thanks and smiled. Said she changed he style every month so they'll be different next time I come in. I then thought about this thread

and said nice watch too. She looked at it maybe a bit too long and smiled again. I was a bit hard by now. I said,

what make is it? She grinned and she said, D&G. I paid for my stuff less than what it should have been for some reason and left the shop. Oh yeah, watch fetish discount.

I ended up in a local brothel shagging some random stranger dreaming of the lass in the shop. I did get the hooker to wear a watch on her right wrist to please me. But what an effort that was. Oh, my God.

You can't even talk a hooker into wearing a watch? Hey, just wear this watch. That's another 10 pounds, kid. Just put the watch on. I fancy a shag. No kissing and watch play is going to be 100 bucks extra. What? It puts the watch on its skin.

Hey, KumquatsUp. Yeah? You just found a thread there, and you wanted to list some of the things that you enjoyed watching women. Like, what are things you enjoy in your women, Squirrel? Well, I mean, I guess we all enjoy videos showing women wearing watches well of course yeah yeah a gray watch can make a good video so much better sure yeah of course but there are things that could ruin the whole experience for me. Oh, like poor editing? I hate when you're watching pornography and the angle's bad.

Yeah, like glare off the watch, like the sunlight keeps reflecting. Oh, man. When you can see this sex happening and not just watch. Fake fingernails? Yeah. Piercings. Too many tattoos. Especially on the forearms.

Any kind of jewelry other than the watch. Especially rings. Multiple rings on one hand and I'm out. Pearl jewelry is okay, I guess. Oh, well, okay, so multiple pearl jewelry, okay, okay. No. You went pretty fast there. Just one pearl.

Skinny fingers. Oh, that's a problem. Short, fat fingers. Yeah, that's a bigger problem. Fingers! Skinny fingers. Yeah. Short fingernails., short fingernails.

Uh, dirty fingernails. Uh, dark painted fingernails. Uh. Oh, God. Uh, two young looking hands. What? Like, like CG? Like, it's like kiddie porn at that point, I guess.

The Phantom Timex. Uh, two delicate watches. Sure, whatever. Two big nipples. Wait, nipples? What do nipples have to do with it? Aerial ones, to be precise. Why would there be nipples in your pornography nipples? What do nipples have to do with it? Areolas, to be precise. Why would there be nipples

in your pornography in the first place? Too much makeup. Not all of them ruin a video entirely though. Now, here comes my question. What's that? Am I just extremely picky? No.

No. There's a certain pattern among us weirdos? Considering that we are trained to focus on details. What ruins videos for you? I'm curious about it. What? You're just a man of wealth and taste. I didn't realize there was a training.

Listen, I have this super insane, specific fetish that like literally controls my life and also when somebody's trying to cater to my super specific fetish there's a whole bunch of shit that pisses me off but am i being too picky about this i think this is a full sale course. Alright, so this will be the last thread from the Watch Girls forum. And it is called What I Do With My Watches. So I'm underscore

metal underscore freak. So now I think I need to publish this time like not particularly pleased or displeased face. Just blank expression face. I have six watches that I do different things, the same smiley face. I own three Polar watches and three no-name watches from the supermarket. from the supermarket.

The Polar watches are one Polar F6F Black, one Polar FT40F White, and the Polar FT1, of course. Now, what I do with them, obviously slightly less interesting, but it's just an amazing feeling to wear the watch or watches to the penis, the testicles, or both simultaneously. Part I, lace them up really tight.

Then that's very cool. For some, I wear four to five watches simultaneously to the penis and testicles. Apply to the penis and testicles. Apply to the penis and testicles. It's maybe not for everyone, but I like it. Now my smiley got happy. I think it works like a penis ring. Insofar as I put a ring around my penis.

Of course. The penis ring. And then... Oh, yeah, sorry. What is also very cool, pull the foreskin forward and kept there. Then the bracelet from any watch under the foreskin induct and move up and down.

That's what I'm partly due to the orgasm. Also very cool, just to coom on the watches. What? That's. Also very cool, just a kuma on the watches. What? That's very, very cool. Everything about this post is super cool. I just want to know what you think and what I could try anything yet. What I would like to try is something new.

Maybe combine it with the watch functions, but I do not know how. Any ideas? Set the timer. Stopwatch. You got your stopwatch. You can see the Indiglow through your foreskin. There's so many great ideas.

And then, Victor, you are love watches. I love wearing my girlfriend's watches as a cock ring and shooting over them. A Gucci twirl, I guess a storm and an Oasis dream watch? How would you shoot over the watch if it's on your cock hole? I have to admit to

loving inserting them as well as an incredible feeling, but hey, that's just me. I love wearing them too as well. I think every fetish can be explained away with, hey, that's just me. Interesting. Does anyone have an idea

what I can do with the watches and their functions? I would like to make new games with my watches. I would also like to combine it with the watch function. Does anyone have any idea? I use it as a cock ring, and then it with the watch function. Does anyone have any idea? I use it as a cock ring, and then I play the snake game. You play nibbles?

Yes, I play nibbles. And then, Lou, you're a Skylark there? Well, last night I met up with a girl who posted a personal ad in the student newspaper. She was very into me, and when I asked asked she said she didn't wear a watch usually but wasn't opposed to them either so i put my men's fossil watch on her wrist and we talked while sharing a pitcher of beer at the lakeside eventually i asked her to come with me to my apartment where i had some wine and she agreed well we never got to the wine i sat her on the couch and made out with her then then took it to the bedroom.

Boring. She kept the watch on the whole evening. Never mind. And it was terrific. I think my favorite part was either hearing and feeling the watch on my back and neck when she wrapped her arms around me or when I grabbed her wrist and kissed her hand and then the watch. I actually got her to go down on me a bit too, and that was fantastic.

Nothing like seeing a girl wearing your watch and handling your tool. I like the part where he was like, so my favorite part, and I know, but my favorite part was the part where I did fucked up watch shit with her. Also, the penis vagina part was okay. I'm not even going to mention that bullshit.

But it wasn't even... But I guess you could just put a watch around a fleshlight and really just have yourself a time. So once again, thank you very much to Amy for providing this document. We have a tiny bit more to do here, and we're going to be going to Clips for Sale, but I want to be nice to all of us, as well as myself, and not follow the Clips for Sale link. So let's just read those out of the document.

Then we don't have to visit Clips for Sale, which will make our lives so much better. Okay, so let's start off with a secretary fantasy. So this is a secretary fantasy. Hypnozerosis. Mind controlled by watches. Your will becomes mine. Okay.

Okay, gentlemen. So I wear four very different watches. All of different styles. I hypnozerotize. Forward slash. Mind fuck you with those ones. They are quite

very delicate and feminine. The whole set is decorated brilliant red varnishes on my nails. Very sensual. You look at the clocks and the bracelets and your will becomes mine. You are my marionette. You belong to me and obey my slightest orders.

At first, I oblige you to look at my watches. Look at them from away, then closely. Worship them! Then smell them. They each have a very unique aroma. Finally, I oblige you to lick and clean them with your tongue. You will make an excellent work. At the end, I oblige you to masturbate and to ejaculate in my hands.

I shall spread the sperm on my watches, and you will have to clean the damage. After, quite slowly, I shall return you to reality and you will forget all which had just occurred. No recollection of this meeting will return to you. So maybe none of this shit will happen in the first place. So that's my Clips for Sale post. I am BDSM schoolgirl goddess. Nice. Lori has a request here.

Um, so come quats up. Would you, uh, read this request? Uh, I love her yellow wristwatch A? Uh, I love her yellow wristwatch A. Request. I would like to see you and your friend sleeping in the same bed, sleeping bags or a tent. Your friend is wearing the yellow watch from the previous videos. You wake up first and you are really horny.

and you are really horny. You look at your friend sleeping and you know she's wearing the watch right now. Oh, man. Even if it's hidden by the blankets. Oh, it's so uncomfortable. I fell asleep with my watch on. Oh, I got the divots in my skin and it looks all weird.

At last, there is an opportunity for you to satisfy your secret passionate desire. You come close to her and you test her to see if she's sleeping hard enough.

Hand or body shaking, speaking her name, etc. When you are sure that she's still sleeping, you begin to take off the blankets with caution. Alright. When it's done, you take her hand

with the watch, and you start to kiss it, lick it, and rub it on your face while touching yourself. Is this a Bill Cosby thing? Is this a deposition? Then you begin to kiss your friend

and touch her slowly not to wake her. Why? After some minutes of doing this, you will be so excited that you will use the watch in the hand of your friend to touch your pussy! This will make you cum! Oh, okay. That'll make you cum.

I would think that the rubbing the watch on your face would be the thing that would make you cum. The video can end there when you say thank you and sweet dreams to your friend. She must not wake up and please make good close-ups of the watch. I love these requests because it's like your request is completely unfilmable and it's supposed to be filmed by people who are not actors. Is that how that works?

Like, yeah. Like, the clips for sale thing, like, these people will, like, make a request for, you know, these Romanian, like, prostitutes to perform for them. Oh. Right. So that's what you want to see there, is you want to watch somebody make this scene

and then you'll pay for it. You're setting a bounty. Oh, and so this was never fulfilled? It looks like it was never fulfilled. CliffsForSale.com, where dreams go to die. Where very stupid dreams go to die. Oh, my God. So I'm reading the next one?

Yeah, please. Okay, this one is entitled, Watch On My Pussy 2B. Request. You feel very horny. You look at the swatch and you see how sexy it looks on your hand. Close up of the hand and watched whilst holding the steering wheel. Then you start the car and you start to rev the engine to three and four.

You feel even more horny and you kiss the face of the watch rub it around your face and you lick the face of the watch close-ups as you are doing this you feel even more horny so you start to rev the engine harder to five and six show your hand with the swatch and the rev counter okay you then wonder what it will feel like to play with the watch on your pussy. We're going to need like storyboards for this. Yeah. So you start to rub

the face of the watch between your legs up and down, pleasuring yourself with it. At the same time, you are still rubbing the engine because the engine makes,

because the engine sound makes you very horny. Close up of the face of the watch, touching your pussy and caressing it. Then you kiss the watch and lick it while still rubbing the engine hard.

Then you stop and kiss the watch. Then you play with the watch on your wrist, and the video ends. Wow. Can I just bring up that this has brought us a whole new wealth of second-person porn? Second? What do you mean second-person porn? Like, porn written from the second-person perspective. That's pretty nice.

This is, yeah. And then the very last thing here, Kumquat's Up. It is a short piece, but it is a succinct piece. Sorry, I like that title. If you will please read watch job and hand job. Watch job and hand job. First play with cock when have wrist watch on.

Then take it off and use for play with toy. Watch touch toy and so on. Then massage toy with watch on hand again. Say, Green Skies, 1280 by 720. Oh, you have a resolution demand as well. That's a good quality. I mean, you know, he mentions the resolution, but like he doesn't say if it has to be 720p or 1080p.

I mean, what did we learn from it? Maybe that's the screen size of the watch. Maybe she's just wearing a monitor on her hand. That would be great. That would be super great. What did we learn from, I'm sorry, I was at Eclipse for a sale page, and so I got distracted by this.

You were writing your own request? You really should have done that. No, no. I specifically made it so I didn't have to click on those links, and then I was like, I wonder what's happening on this link. Oh, God. Animated GIFs that make me depressed. Yep.

So, plus, what did we learn from any of this? I'll tell you what I learned. Yeah, what's that? So this is the only forum we've had. I mean, how many years has it been of F plus? Six years. Yeah. So in six years, the Watch Girls, whatever this forum was,

is the only forum I've ever searched for Harry Potter and had zero results. Oh, that's amazing. I've ever searched for Harry Potter and had zero results. Oh, that's amazing. That's... Because that could have had fun twists. There could have been magical watches.

Harry, it's half past four. Don't they have sundial watches? Yeah, or like the thing in the third book where she gets the thing that can stop time, they all would have come at once. Oh, that would have been...

It's all about the risks. No, they're just very focused. There were very little crossover, there were very few crossover watch fetish with other fetish posts. Everyone was just really concerned about the watch fetish. Yeah, less so than so many of these other, like, super... Like, one thing that's actually amazing, if you think about it, is we read an entire episode on a fucking watch fetish,

and at no point did somebody say, hey, guys, feet, right? Hey, feet. What about feet? There were also no furries with watches watches that's true that's true uh no juggles watches at least we didn't we weren't given any ones that were like uh i want to wear i want to fuck my daughter's watch uh did we find any incest ones i think i think that's my i think that's my yeah yeah well why didn't we read a lot of them are still like yeah a lot of them are still

like they don't really want the woman or the person wearing the watch. Like that's secondary to the process. Pocket watches are not mentioned either. It's not like, oh, a girl in a watch is so hot. It's like, oh, the watch is so hot. And, oh, yeah, I guess there's a girl wearing it. Well, because it's not just the watch itself. Well, because it's not just the watch itself.

It seems like it's the watch and that sort of just wrist area around the watch. Because the watch itself doesn't seem to be enough. It seems to have to be worn, but they definitely have tunnel vision to specifically that area. And none of them seem to have a fucking clue what's going on with it like like even like their own post they're like i have no idea i don't know why this is happening and the one thing the one thing that i would say like to them and uh and and to you know the people because you know we we we have uh we have listeners uh from you know listeners with whatever predilections they have, as do you, Lou. We have listeners from whatever predilection they have, and that's fine, and that's great or whatever, but don't steal people's shit and jerk off on it.

Whatever sort of like, hey, hey i'm weird i experienced this thing that's fine until such point as you steal somebody's thing and jerk off it happens so frequently just borrowing it oh i hate it definitely don't borrow it and jerk off on it but some of these people are just like you know they're not gonna miss it can i borrow your watch for a minute i have to go to the bathroom and jerk off on it i guess if you're honest about it be a better but just keep it at that point throw it away yeah it's yeah like i'm sorry i lost your watch it that's that's that's a better i lost it in a pool of cum there was there was you want to dig up my ass, you might be able to find it.

There was just so much cum that the watch just washed away. I don't know. The website, as always, thefbl.us, your source for F Plus-related news, including news about our new sticker designs. One of the things I've been doing is limited runs of different sticker designs from different illustrators printed in small batches. So when the previous

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play your part. Okay. Try to enjoy the rest of your day. Bye-bye. It's a waste of time Okay, try to enjoy the rest of your day. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Time will tell You'll never leave Your way That girl is poison Poison!

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Poison! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Poison! She's driving me out of my mind. Wow. Come on, those guys knew what they were talking about. What were they talking about?

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