The F Plus - 19: So Far I Have Not Found The Science

Episode Date: March 23, 2010

To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more specific: Fans of Mythbusters who have odd predilictions for things that happen on the show. Then we ended up getting distracted by one Mythbuster's fan comic strip called Conquistodogs. And finally, we read the twitter page of someone who likes The F Plus.

Hey folks, this is the F Plus Podcast. Terrible Things, Red With Enthusiasm. My name's Lemon. And I'm John. And, hey John, do you watch the show Mythbusters at all? Yes, I do actually. I've caught it from time to time. It's one of those shows that I wouldn't hunt out

on its regular airing date with new episodes, but, you know, you turn on the TV, it's on, and you've got something else to do while that's on. Why not? It's a weird combination of good and bad because I think that the underpinning idea of the concept or idea of the show, rather,

it's fun. It's interesting. And then there's just so much crappy production value, like that annoying narrator. Yeah. This this time he got more than he bargained for exactly yeah that's awful but anyway so there's the

there's the girl in it right yeah they've had a number of them some girl I don't know yeah but there's like the main girl that's just kind of like jumping up and down and being cute and that sort of thing um but anyway i was i was watching an episode and they were doing something that didn't make any sense which is that they were like shooting a gun while moving their hands and then that was supposed to make the bullet actually

curved trajectory right yeah but But the point of it is, and this is just sort of how F Plus has worked my mind, is that I'm watching this episode, and I'm seeing a pregnant woman shooting a pistol, and I'm going, oh, fuck, there's people on the internet

jerking off to this. Yeah, pretty much. That's basically how it goes down. Well, well, the thing is, what I was thinking, and when you brought up that this was a topic, I'm like, oh, that show, yeah, I like it, alright. And then I realized, oh, wait, so for one thing, it's got a really nerdy fanbase, which, you know,

isn't necessarily bad on its own. It can lead to something, but, you know, I mean, you know, Star Trek has a weird, nerdy fanbase, but it's not necessarily like perverted. That's still worth not necessarily, like, perverted. That's still worth an episode, though, but yeah. Yeah, well, you know, but it'd be more like, ha-ha, look at these nerds, than, you know, anything really veering into deviant territory, for the most part. Then I realized, oh, this was a show on cable television, on, you know, pretty much general broadcast television for the most part

that featured a girl farting in an episode. And I'm like, I see why this topic was chosen. I want to tell you something before we get started here is that we had a two-week break from recording for various reasons. And so coming back into it, I think we all got a little anxious and this episode sort of ended up as a clusterfuck. So we're going to be breaking this down into three sections. The first of us will be getting to in just a second is Mythbusters fan site.

And then two others after it. For this first section, what we have is the official forums of the Mythbusters, which unfortunately they've removed some of the more deviant posts, which is unfair of them, really. I mean, come on. Yeah, for us. Look out for us. Yeah.

For us. But on the other side of that, what's interesting is that they take out the more deviant, the worst ones. But the fact that what they left in was the best stuff, that they had to take out the first thing, the stuff that's left in is still as bad as it is, is pretty great. Yeah. Alright, so let's get to our readers and yeah, let's find out about Mythbusters fans.

Enjoy this messed up clusterfuck of an episode. We did. I hope you will. In the room tonight, we havecer Echowaddle. Honey, I'm gonna bust your myth. Boots, Reimgear. Flatulence. Flatulence. Flatulence.

Buddy Bread. Fuck this gay internet. For John. I'm a conquista dog. Yes! Conquista dog, conquista dog. Jack check. For John.

Come quads up. I true do dogs farting. Oh. And lemon. Okay, what we're going to explore in this podcast is how people write things. Let's get to it. Okay, who wants the first of a couple conversations about farting? Oh man, I'm not saying fart. I'm not saying fart.

Everybody jumps up for some farts. Boots, boots, warts, farts. Farts, rain gear. The San Francisco tree. All right, let's try to just do Kind of alphabetical Is this the one about the favorite Carrie moment Or something else Yeah what's your favorite Carrie moment

I've seen this show Like a total of four times And I think I've seen the one where they They were It was like the myth of do women fart? Of course they don't! Duh! You know, I want you to know something,

and you're going to probably find that out in this thread, I think. But you're lucky for having seen that. Because, you see, the myth is actually called do pretty girls fart? Which is really just offensive to me.

Like any of us have ever been close to a pretty girl. That's pretty much just straight up, we're giving some guys with a fetish a gimme here. It's like, do balloons give you a boner? It didn't air in America, it only aired in Canada, and the American fans are not happy about that.

Oh, wow. Congratulations, Canada. That's what they think of you. They thought you were the proper demographic for this. So I probably saw it because it's aired constantly on Discovery Canada. It's the only thing that shows... You're watching the Mythbusters farting channel! Hope you're still jerking!

It's the only thing that shows on Discovery Canada. Next on Ow My Butt. All right. Like that one. So Acer, start it out. What is your favorite Carrie moment? Was it Son of a Gun? The James Bond

special? Tell us your favorite Carrie episode. Please include episode name. Thank you. I'd have to say either Killer Brace Position because of the moment when she looked at the camera and apologized to her parents for doing something

dumb again. Or Crimes and Myth Dem demeanors, too, when she tried to beat the alarm in the chicken suit. Hang on just a second. Then with the sheet, that was pure sex comedy. Comedy. I'd just like to point out that Bunny Bread has a very poor understanding of the alphabet. Oh, shit.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Boo. That, shit. I'm sorry. That's okay. I have an excellent one here. No way, because his butts ring here. You do have a good one. This is actually a very good one. H-I-J-K-L-O-M-N-U-O-P I don't know, but there have been some funny things.

Oh. You're a good conversationalist. Oh, God. I like funny things. Oh, you're a good conversationalist. Oh, God. I like funny things. They're funny. And his username is Myth838. 836. Yeah, don't get him wrong.

838 is actually a really interesting guy. Don't knock him out. I bet he's the kind of guy that's like, where do you want to eat? Someplace with food. Let's go to a place with food. Okay, so this is Gaja9. Is there

a Best of Carrie plan or something? Well, I would like to see the Do Pretty Girls Fart Myth finally air. Oh, no pun intended. I always like the little moments of her dancing.

Mythbusters revealed air cylinder rocket. They're rare, but I think she might have rhythm. Can't say the same for Adam. Very smiley face. And next we have Jelly smiley face. And next we have Jelly Belly Boy and

he says, is it possible to jump into a pool of jelly beans? Just wondering. He just thought he'd throw that out there. I've got to get a one-shot in my head, I think. Is it possible to jump into a pool

of semen? Just wondering. I'm just a jerk-off boy. Is it possible to jump into a pool of semen? I'm just wondering. I like the idea that on November 17th of last year, he joined the forums and posted that in about 7,000 different places in hopes of getting a response. Is it? Is it? Is it possible to jump into a pool of jelly beans? I really like jelly beans. In Mythbusters Revealed, I think,

they showed some footage of her doing animal imitations. Funniest thing I'd seen in a long time. Did she bark like a dog? Good. Oh, well, don't worry, guys. Max Man's here to keep the peace. Let me redo the line, then. Is it possible to jump into a pool of jelly beans?

Just wondering. Don't hijack threads! This isn't even a suggestion. It is a discussion about previous episodes. I was just wondering, man. I'm sorry. a suggestion. It is a discussion about previous episodes. I was just wondering, man. I'm sorry. Forum cop, forum cop.

I am God here. You fucking line. I don't know about you guys and gals, but during the catching a bullet in your teeth myth, where Tori and Carrie went to check on the aftermath of shooting a bullet onto another bullet in the pig's jaw, her reaction to the aftermath was just hysterical. Then when Tori went to show her a tooth that was shot off, it got even more laughable.

Tori went to show her a tooth that was shot off, it got even more laughable. Oh! In fact, I think any time Carrie is visibly disturbed by dead animals and that reaction is caught on camera is... Oh, Jesus Christ! What the fuck? What the hell is wrong with people? I love it when...

Her own safety. If he got a date with this Carrie, would he just take her around showing her roadkill? We're going to go on a date to the butcher shop. You know what I'd like to picture? I'd like to picture Jelly Belly Boy coming back to this thread and being like, man, you guys are weird. I'm going to sit in my Jelly Billy bath and not

read this. This is the skunk that died under my arm. In the HeadQuesters Pirate special, when the build team was discussing how the pirate-themed obstacle course worked, Carrie said, and I quote, They don't stab me!

I'm the good one! Immediately after she said that, I thought to myself, That's a matter of opinion there, Carrie. Oh, gross! Jesus! Oh! You've been a bad girl! Now I've got to show you my sheep heads!

This will be like that famous Gorgoroth concert! You'll be the crucified one I like that you thought that that was an accessible joke That other people would get You be quiet No I think this is the kind of guy that Like you're walking out of 7-Eleven and he comes up to you And he's like you know taxidermy gets a bad rap I bet

I'm gonna just go to my car My favorite isn't like His favorite moment in the series Taxidermy gets a bad rap. I bet. I bet. I'm going to just go to my car. It's just fine. My favorite isn't, like, you know, his favorite moment in the series isn't something that actually happened. It's something that happened in his head. Yeah. I made myself laugh when I talked about it. In my mind, she dates me.

In the Ninja Myths episode, when Tori asked who was going to catch the sword with their bare hands, Carrie's answer of people say I'm not that quick is hands down my favorite. A close second,

be very quiet, we're hunting moss. In the Willie Rolling Stone Gather Moss myth. Carrie at her most uncomfortable during the revisit of the peeing on an electric fence

myth. Slim Jim 548, a connoisseur of what? I have no idea. Love the rocket slsled segments. Never gets old. Carrie and the gang's reaction shots are priceless. Like Jamie.

I like Big Bang. I do too, but I don't like to post about it in public. Well, I don't do it in public. Can't post in a nude in public. They're abandoning any pretense that this isn't turning them on, is it? It's just all out here at this point. Yeah.

And this is the scale back. This is after all the other creepy posts were deleted. You know what, Lemon? Lemon, the cream rises to the top. And here we are. Okay, this is bullet 6055. My favorite was during the exploding house episode

where they were doing the plant growth experiment, and so they had Carrie yelling profanity into a mic, and then she turns to the camera with that award-winning smile and yells, how was that? Oh, that was hot. That's what that was. It's all just ridiculous minutia. Yeah.

My favorite episode was the time when they were cutting the commercial and you totally saw her ankle. Hey, you know what you're seeing here, guys? You're seeing the list of Wikipedia contributors. These are all the people that write the trivia section on every page. Okay, here's Keithel.

Ha ha, I thought the one of her farting was classic. She was so embarrassed, ha ha. Her fart sounded funny also, ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha, indeed. Ha ha. funny also haha haha haha indeed haha haha haha

well this is Gokin's men he has to say what about the vodka filtration myth everyone but Kerry correctly ordered the vodkas in order of quality cheap Brita filtered, and top shelf. Upon getting them backwards, Carrie shrugs and says,

Wow, I guess I'm a cheap date. Heh. Oh, God. Maybe I have a chance. I have a bread filter and love comes vodka and a smile

in my house love comes in a plastic bottle baby hands down for me I'm gonna pop off terrible hands down for me is the James Bond special

If just for her and the white dress with a riffle Riffles have rudges I think it was a riffle I haven't seen it recently Riffles have ruggins. Shots you buying a box of chips.

Riffle's supposed to be rifle. No, it's not. Clearly, if it was supposed to be rifle, it would have been spelled rifle once. Oh my god. I thought it was like something on the dress. No, no, no. I felt like she was wearing

a Shakespearean ruffle there. Yeah, it was a white dress with some artistic wrinkles in it or something. Maybe he meant to say ripple as she was wearing a white dress and had a bottle of cheap wine. No, he's talking about weaponess. Look, it's just

riffle, my niffle. Come on. Alright, you know what? There's not enough farting now. You know what? Lemon, I say that every podcast. Okay. The funny thing is the other inhabitants of John's house do not say the same thing.

Yep. Alright, I want to give number one of this to Jack Chick and number two to Kumquat. We can read past that, but the first two are what matter. So on the subject of death by flatulation... Aww.

Alright, so this is Hastin R. with a very, very important observation. The word is pronounced flatus, very important observation. The word is pronounced flatus, not flattus, you flatheads! I checked two

dictionaries! Please announce this on the show! You've misled thousands! Millions! You've found me for the last thousands! Illions! Illions! They've followed me for the last time. Oh, the decline of western civilization

starts here. I gotta say that's a weird thing for Skeletor to get up in arms about. I'm just gonna add this to the innumerable list I arms about. I'm just going to add this to the innumerable list I have of things I want Brian Blessed to read. Can we get him on the show? Yeah, as soon as you said that

I was like, we have to find a way somehow to get Brian Blessed into our podcast that only our friends... All right, which one of you is going to fuck Brian Blessed? No, it's easier than that. All you have to do... I was going to fuck him anyways.

No, seriously. All you have to do is tell him he's doing a voiceover for Zeus. He'll do anything if you say that. He did that for a pinball game on the DS. I mean, come on. Hey, English teacher, shut up. That wasn't even a big deal. They mispronounced

a word. Shut it. What was wrong, however, is that they didn't test the lethality of breathing plus farting at both the KOTU levels and the mix of other gases in Jamie's gas.

What? What? and the mix of other gases in Jamie's gas. What? What? They didn't put their nose right up to it. Oh, my God. Rod, it didn't have farts on TV. Farts on film.

Oh. Oh. The fact is they went to high tech. They should have gone low tech for that myth. I've stunk up my bathroom plenty of times and have to use matches to cover up the smell. What? No, it doesn't burn off gases,

but the much stronger smell of sulfur does cover up the smell of the flair. I'm not a surfer, but... I suggest if you're ever worried about your friends following after you into the bathroom to light a match. Years ago, when I was in engineering school, we had way too much time on our hands one Saturday night. We also had a fraternity brother who was a flatus, common pronunciation, machine. After consuming some adult beverage, we decided to investigate the phenomenon of flatus. Shortly after lighting a match to cover the smell, someone wondered if F apostrophe RTS would burn.

We turned off the lights. The machine bent over. When the time was right, or ripe, a conveniently placed lighter proved that, indeed, intestinal gases are flammable. The blue flame was diffused by being strained through his briefs. So, yes,

this is true. He dropped his drawers, and the experiment was repeated. The length of the flame was rather impressive. Unfortunately, there was a small complication. The machine was particularly hairy in the nether regions. As the pressure subsided on the gas stream, the flame front followed. The hairs on his apostrophe SS caught on fire. No, apostrophe dollar sign dollar sign.

That's an asterisk not an apostrophe. Yeah, you've got nothing right here. Jeez. Listen to that latest guy. He would take you to task for calling that an apostrophe. Okay, apostrophe dollar sign dollar sign caught on fire. That's an asterisk. Asterisk.

We all laughed so hard we were too weak to put him out. The burns were not too bad. The point I am trying to make is that the attempt to test whether the match masked the odor versus reduced it was not valid because there was no methane in the chambers. The concentration of methane is higher than either of the sulfur-containing compounds, hydrogen sulfide and methyl mercaptan The combustion of the methane would greatly assist the removal of the odorous compounds The acrid smell of safety matches is due to the burning of the antimony sulfide in the head of the match By burning a match, you are substituting one sulfur as compound for another. Is Adam up to the challenge of

replicating our experiment? I don't know. It's not specific because I don't know what the adult beverage was. It was woman's breast milk. Of course. How many parties did you go to?

And he's talking about asterisk. And the asterisk's dollar sign, dollar sign. There. Hey, Star, you got a flatus for your thinking method of correcting pronunciation. Burn?

I think? Yeah. Deal with it, bitch. Okay. So, there may be two different ways of pronouncing this. For example, Americans pronounce aluminum

aluminum and Brits pronounce it Alu-min-ee-um. And Leisure is Lee-zure, American style, and Lez-sure, Brit style. Lez? Sure, why not? I got to say, you Americans have a very awkward way of pronouncing aluminum as aluminum

yes aluminum don't knock that aluminum leisure it's great stuff that's how he spells it aluminum it's aluminum aluminum

aluminum who's to say who's right it depends which dictionaries you're referring to as i'm guessing american and british dictionaries might have different ways of pronouncing things well except americans are just lazy when it comes to spelling color they're supposed to be a u in there. Damn! Oh, damn! Oh, my country. You've been dissed.

Oh, sure. Next time I go to the theater, I'll think about that. Alright, so this is Hellcat, man. Alright. Just stick a lighter to your butt and flatulate! See what happens! It can be done with pants on! If you have a good one that lasts for about two seconds. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Make sure there are some things in the shirt. And get ready and fire! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Oh, God. All right. Oh god Alright Just real quick Can I read soft JJ? Oh I wanted to take soft JJ

But go for it Only if you can actually do the accent though I can't you do it Actually maybe Acer should Which one are we talking about here Actually, maybe Acer should. Which one are we talking about here? Oh, yeah, Acer should take over. Stop, JJ. Yes.

Very end. Do a Flemish. Yeah, do some Flemish. Yeah, need a Flemish accent. Flemish, are you here? Hello, I'm from Belgium, and I watched Mythbusters now for like six months. I always was satisfied with answers,

but today it wasn't. I just saw the episode of Death by Flatulation. I don't know if the next thing is already checked because the research was so incorrect. When you go and count it with the normal produced gases from a flatus,

it will be that time. But here we go, just the myth of beans and eggs that will make the smell worse. Not to admit I eat 10 eggs a week. It's true. What I think is you should put Adam or someone else on a beans and cabbage diet. 24H will set the trick. And then you try to take up Laflatis every 12H or 6H.

You bring the example to that thing to check what's in it, and you watch how it increased some stuff Then you can check for an hour the amount of flattest you let go for someone on a beans and cabbage diet I think it will be two or something each hour then you got your true results. I Just wanna have the real answer. I just want to have the real answer. I can't believe that's the answer. I hope this gets answered soon

because I'm curious. P.S. Thanks for the shows. I love them all. As mentioned, that was the official Mythbusters fan site. There is an unofficial one, however. Oh dear. Which has a really

good color scheme. And this is all mostly people who have been banned from the other site. Oh, God. I'm not even going to tell you what happens in this one. You'll find out. Oh, it's so good. Yeah, I think the phrase,

it'll take a few posts to be really informative, pretty much sums it up for us, too. This is a broad topic, and it'll take a few posts to be really informative, but I thought I'd share some of my learnings with others here, in the event that they might want to undertake such an endeavor themselves.

Note that it will focus on the technical aspects of the subject, and not the spiritual. This is tech, not oogie boogie. To anyone that wants to become a paranormal investigator or ghost... This is hard science! Now then, ghosts! You must first stop thinking that it's not science. It's true that there's no solid scientific evidence to support

the fact that there's nothing scientific about this. It is absolutely science. Sure, there's no evidence, but... This is Kentucky science class, people. Come on. It's true that there's no solid empirical evidence to support the existence of ghosts. There are only unexplained phenomena. It's those unexplained phenomena

that a true investigator attempts to explain. We're not trying to prove ghosts are real, just scientific, I guess. We're not trying to prove ghosts are real, just scientific, I guess. We're not trying to disprove them. We're trying to help people that have strange things happen in their homes by finding explanations for those things. Oh, so it's the science of not proving anything.

We're honest. No, it's the science of making money for not doing anything. Oh. It's the science of a bunch of dumb people walking around a house going, dude, I think I saw a thing. If we can find

no explanation for those things, this does not mean their home is or is not haunted. Way to draw a strong conclusion! Every investigator should go into an investigation thinking, how can I prove there's no ghosts here?

Well, by walking away. That mindset is as important a part of your toolbox as the scientific method, Occam's razor, and a means of collecting evidence. If you look for something, then it will be found. If you look for something, then it will be found. If you look to prove it's not there,

it can't. That makes sense. That's why investigators always manage to get all of the evidence at a crime scene. Yep. If you look to prove it's not there, and you can't, then you need to accept that there's a possibility. No! They have to prove this shit, so therefore it happened.

Look, come on, guys. Next up on the Sci-Fi Channel, vague hunters. There are things going on somewhere, and they will be there, kind of. My name's Tracy Morgan, and this is my belly. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, but it is also not evidence of presence.

That was a Zen cone that somehow got left out. Zen cones are the foundation of modern science. Yeah. The Tao of stupid. Also, except that, because there's no solid

evidence that can be shared, shown, or analyzed, everything involved is theory. Until some form of solid evidence of the afterlife is found, ghosts must be viewed as at best a possibility and not as fact. If you believe in ghosts, then more power to you.

But when you're investigating, you have to clearly separate your belief in ghosts in general from the possibility that this particular ghost you're investigating exists. It very probably does not exist at all. I feel like every sentence makes its own conclusion and then contradicts with the one before it.

You know how Richard Dawkins will go and talk to creationists and different things like that? I just picture him meeting this guy and he's like, alright, that's it. Everybody dies. I'm tired. There's no more to do. About 90% of paranormal investigations come up with nothing to support any

supernatural events. Evidence of any kind is rare. I thought nothing had been proven. Oh, Jesus. And unless the person you want to hand this evidence was there when you collected it, all evidence collected in this way must be viewed with skepticism. Yes, this is the place for skepticism.

You might be the world's most honest person, but a true scientist must always consider the possibility that you're lying simply because it is possible, and it is the simpler answer. Unless someone can see you collect the data yourself, and you know you falsified nothing, then it's worthless because it does not actually prove anything to a person that wasn't there. I myself do not investigate because I want to prove it to others. How does that... I myself do not investigate because I want to prove it to others I want to prove shit that's why I don't do anything

according to him if I understand this correctly if you collect data it is per force wrong so by not collecting the data it's true no you get confused by his structure he's saying he does investigate but not for the reason

of oh okay he doesn't do it for the chicks and the money he doesn, but not for the reason of proving. Oh, okay. He doesn't do it for the chicks and the money. He doesn't do it for the glory. Yeah, alright. You gotta give this guy props though. Coming up with a new genre of writing, stream of unconsciousness. I look for something to convince myself. So far, I'm

not convinced. We're right there with you, buddy. Your clients may have issues that make them believe that they're haunted, although they are not. Events that happen in their sleep are a mystery until they stay awake and realize that the items on the mantel move because a train goes past at the same time every night, vibrating the figurines. Not noticed. your hands. I did not notice that. Ah, this guy. Problems, senility, alcoholism, and other substance abuses, even cries for attention, might make a person claim to have had a paranormal experience.

Consider the source. Learn about the clients when they call you. Ask questions. Assure them that they are not meant as a personal slight. You're simply ensuring that their perceptions were not affected by other influences. Learn the area. Take baseline readings for temperature, electromagnetic fields.

Take photographs in a lighted room to look for possible sources of artifacts such as lens flares and bass sound recordings. Know what's in an area before you start recording it, and control what gets added to the area after you start. If you hear footsteps and it was another investigator entering the room, you need to know that later, when you only have the sound and can't see the cause, learn your equipment. Know what it can and can't

do. Anything? Yeah. Know how dust particles appear on your camera, and how sensitive your sound recording devices are. Does your full motion video recorder have a low light or infrared setting? Should you use it? Sure, why not?

Should you set on your EMF sensor? What's that? Does your laser thermometer get affected by cold temperature? Well, it shows right here you've got laser fever. I've got you now, Flash Gordon! Temperature of the core of the Earth! Wait, are you going to say you don't have laser thermometers?

We don't. I'm sorry. I haven't subscribed to Omni in a while. Does your laser thermometer get affected by cold temperatures between it and the wall? Or does it only tell you the temperature of the wall? I don't know where you're inserting it to get the I, fuck. Learn the history of the location as well. What happened there? Does the history corroborate anything you found? Don't let

the team know too much about the history of the place until after you finish the investigation and then try to corroborate. Tell your investigators that it was a mortuary at some point, and people will start smelling formaldehyde. But if they don't know, and later say, it was weird, but at one point I thought I smelled formaldehyde,

because you were putting it right next to my face, and you thought that it was chloroform. That's still just a personal experience, not evidence. But the perception will not have been influenced by prior knowledge. And study. Study methods of experienced investigators and learn methods at work. When you go on an investigation, the client has asked you there because they expect you to be the expert. Don't disappoint them. The main purpose of this post is to open a thread on the technical aspects of paranormal investigating. It's a place to post personal experiences, thoughts, questions, and ideas, and to discuss the technicalities

of the field. So, if you're curious, experienced, or just want to share an anecdote, chime in. What's happening? I just want to show up in front of these people, like, wearing a sheet and going, ooh, you're wasting your life. What's happening?

I didn't understand any of what he said. God damn. So, if I can summarize, you know, be a skeptic about this, except when you're not, and you're not supposed to be a skeptic, because you're not supposed to be proving things, but sometimes you've got to prove things. Anyways, make sure equipment works,

anecdotal evidence is good, except when it isn't, and have fun. Yeah, that works. Yeah, that makes sense. He goes through all this stuff. The part, it's like, learn the history of the location as well. It's like, make sure your scientific equipment works. Be skeptical, and also not skeptical. Also,

anecdotal evidence is the best thing. I just cannot get over that part. Hey, Kumquat, would you like to read your own finding here? I would love to. All right. Nothing would give me a greater pleasure. This is an idea post from the unofficial fan site.

When the excrement hits the fan. Uh-oh. The popular saying is that if something unpleasant and or messy is about to happen, then it is like excrement hitting a fan. Holy excrement. The saying comes from the idea that if you throw excrement at a working fan, then the material will be splattered over anything or anyone standing in front of the fan. But would this really happen?

This excrement is intercoursed up. I recall that this was done as a visual gag in the film Aeroplane. With the result, the fan simply stopped with the material having stuck to the blades as a solid mass.

Was it called aeroplane in other countries? It was, yes. Makes sense. Equipment, setup, and testing. MB will naturally require a couple of fans

of different sizes. Later testing may require custom fans and blades, but these should be simple to make. MB may wish to look into creating a screen to prevent any of the material from getting into the motor without cutting off the air vents needed to cool the motor. The

material for testing doesn't need to be the real thing. What? In fact, it probably would be best if it isn't, if only so whoever tests this doesn't spend the rest of their life being required to stand 30 feet downwind at all times. Well, thanks. Now I don't have a boner anymore.

Jerk. In a pinch, brownie mixing cream corn will do. MB would be better placed by finding or making a material that has the same consistency as the real material. This would have several advantages, excluding health concerns, in that the material could be altered to have different consistencies, as well as being dyed a bright color.

Both demolify sensors so that any ejected material from the test can be more easily seen. The fan is placed in a fixed position in front of the wall that is either painted or covered by a white sheet. The person throwing the material is likewise covered by a white jumpsuit. I can hear the fapping.

Oh, that was me. Sorry. Why into the microphone? Just a second. You know, I was never into scat, but you added a fan. I couldn't resist myself. The overalls and wall are examined for signs that any material has been thrown out

from the fan after the material has been thrown at the fan. Testing should start with small fans in their lowest settings, gradually moving up to larger and more powerful fans at higher settings. If this still fails to produce any splatter, building a part of a more powerful fan with metal blades and with a much higher RPM should be done to see exactly what it takes

to get any significant splatter. This myth could be coupled with other fan myths. I'm thinking of a myth about rotating fan blades being able to deflect or protect against bullets. Boring. Clearly, the fans used for this test could be reused for testing that myth or something similar.

Can I request that Bunny Bread reads the next one? Okay, so I want to be Draco. All right. Lol. I love this one. Okay. Seeing as one of my tasks is cleaning up dog excrement, I can attest to the fact that it comes in all manner of consistencies,

from rock-hard nuggets to pure liquid with little... Oh, God. It seems to be a difference in what the dogs are fed. Jesus. There would be a difference in result due to which type was tossed at the fan. My prediction would be that something akin to consistency to just firmer than soft serve would be the highest spreader of the whole big smiling

happy face. And yes, I heartily agree that they should not use the real thing. Mainly for health reasons due to the amount of harmful parasites that it can harbor. Plus, I just want to save it, you know, for my own personal...

I really think that of harmful parasites that it can harbor. Plus, I just want to save it, you know, for my own personal... Never mind. I really think that we need to post that guy's signature picture. No, no, no. You need to go to his website right now. You need to go to his cafe press. Yeah.

Well, hello there. See, the thing is, he says it's his job to take care of the dog droppings, but I don't know. I, the thing is, he says it's his job to take care of the dog droppings, but I don't know. I get the feeling from his cafe press and everything. It's more of a hobby. Yeah. There's a picture on the cafe press of a fox

holding a clover in its mouth that says, I'm Irish. What's your excuse? I really don't want to know what that picture means at all. I'm not retarded! I'm not going to know the intended meaning of that. So mess up! I want you here In my room I want you here

Second up, what we have was when we were looking at the fan page, there was a post from a woman who is a Mythbusters fan who just had a link and she

is a furry artist who does a series called Conquista Dogs. Yes. Now, how this happened was great is that we were reading the Mythbusters thing and we read the Ghost Hunter thing that was just, like I said, stream of unconsciousness.

And then this was the next post by this person. Now, you know, usually on reading these kind of things we'll find something that warrants its own episode or that would just warrant its own little reading. But with this episode we're just like, you know what, let's go off on that tangent. Let's see where it goes. And that was a rabbit hole full of stereo,

you know, ethnic stereotype dogs. That was pretty amazing. So what we have is, uh, Oh, what is, what is her name?

Oh, Foxy. Yes. This is a, this is an artist called Foxy and, uh, it's about her and it's about her characters. Yeah. And this also proves that,

you know, the crazy cat lady that lives out in the Midwest. Well, apparently you can do the same thing except with dogs Oh, sure Now I wanna be a dog Now I wanna be a dog Now I wanna be a dog

See ya, dog! Have you guys found some pisto dogs yet? Making their mark on the new world. I love how he's implying they're just taking a dump on it. I wanna just try to, like, just read you the comic. Just, like, okay, so there's two dogs, right? And one is like a border collie,

and then the other one is more like a, I don't know, like a schnauzer or something. And, okay, so this is the comic. So the schnauzer says, Hi, I'm Uh-Oh, what's your name? Right? So that's the setup. Okay, keep going.

Keep going. I'm just getting started So that's the setup. Okay, keep going. Keep going. I'm just getting started. Here's the punchline. The Border Collie says, Click treat. Oh my god, it's hilarious. It's funny because it's true. You can get that on a pillow.

What? What? What? What? Hey, if you have to ask, you'll never know. I'll read it again, because it might have soared over your head. So, the schnauzer says, hi, I'm uh-oh, what's your name?

And then the border collie says, click treat. Man, it gets better every time we hear it. See, it operates on so many different levels. I don't understand. I don't understand, Ack. I'll cut you to splinters, you villainous fiend, for my bite is worse than your bark.

Grr, yep, yep. The arch might not be visible. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a tree that the dog is threatening. Get it? I thought it was excrement. I thought it was like a cliff face or something, but no,

it's a tree. And see, apparently his dog likes to attack the tree. Okay, this might be just for a totally different podcast, but at some point, we should really read these character bios for each of the dogs in Conquista Dogs. Yes, yes. Yes, we should. Sure, we could have a Conquista Dogs radio play special.

Wait, hang on. Conquista Dogs radio podcast! Yes! There's real-life pictures of all the Conquista Dogs. Yeah, and the last one is, like, this poor dog in this backyard full of shit. Yeah, because posting the real life pictures and then the drawings that you made of them standing up in a conquista or outfits

isn't creepy at all. Oh, they all have really stupid names too. In every dog, there lies a hidden persona. There is a hidden world that dog owners do not know or perceive. Where our beloved four pawed friends

travel when their paws are a-twitter and twitching. Have you ever wondered what they are dreaming about? Just what vast world they are exploring. This webpage is dedicated to the artwork of the Contista Dogs,

a grand world that two-leggers can only imagine. Yes. I still wouldn't go see it. I like the shitty computer graphics behind the, like, terrible life. Yeah, that's pretty good. Wow, you can see all the polygon back there.

You know what? I gotta say, after Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I can see this happening. All right. Acer, I now dub you Don Kylipso.

All right. Don Kylipso. I'm trying to find the link. I could do the whole thing in that voice to kill my vocal cords, but I could just keep going. Let the link. I could do the whole thing in that voice. It'd kill my vocal cords, but I could just keep going. Let me see if I can do this one.

In real life, she was my boulevard Shetland sheepdog, Kylipso. A loyal and beautiful companion who loved to chase trees on walks. Her antics reminded me very much of Don Quixote with his windmills, and the story began. Her real-life adventure ended in spring of 2008 when she

passed on from kidney failure. She may be gone, but her adventures are only beginning. Wait, they are? I don't understand. I just have to say... No, man, she's going off the dog ball holler. No!

With every detail, this page just gets less and less creepy There's a poem Sancho Fizgig A Pomeranian with all the grit and guts Fizgig does not know his own size is quite small Doesn't bother him one bit Sancho Fizgig is Don Quilipso's companion in exploration Ready to take on the world and more, he is loyal and dedicated to her.

He hopes one day to become more than just a sword carrier. He never will. Like I said, less and less creepy. Yes. Can I do the next one? Yes. This is Parker de Leon. A great explorer of the world. Yes. mountain of eternal love. Or is that life? Well, this rough Connie does get a bit

confused every so often. He is based on Parker, a retired show Connie who lives with me. And for the character they spelled Parker P-A-R-C-Q-U-E-R. What the fuck, how did you find that?

I don't know, but I've been laughing silently. I had to put myself on mute because I've been laughing the last five minutes straight. Okay. Up next is Ash. Ash's portrait portrays him as a missile American

warrior. My devoted border collie is obsessed with the game of fetch. He is a nut overflowing with charm, wit, and character. A real charmer. His alter ego is based on the Mesoamerican ball players of old. An El Dorado ball court warrior and guardian. There's no one standing between him and his goal. He's a sexy little fuck.

So this is Tally. Tally. Tallyson makes the perfect shaman in training. Another Pomeranian who is unaware of her size. This El Doughradian imp wants to take on a whole new world where her little paws tread, trouble is sure to follow. Coming this fall from Disney. Change the adventure on Fox Kids!

Oh, oh, I have to do Maya. I have to. It's a requirement. Alright, so this is Maya. Maya cuts a powerful pose. A Britney with a tooth. She's a kind soul and a bit excitable. In El Dorado,

she is the assistant to a shaman learning the discipline of the spiritual arts. She's learning. We all need to start somewhere. Um, what? Okay. I'm really, I don't think I emphasized the use of the word tood there enough. Yeah.

Uh, okay. What about Max? Max doesn't even have an actual drawing. Finally, Max! We're on some shit water. Shit water. Max's fortune is in the works as he has a brand new addition to the crew. Being a long-endured friend of mine, Max will become a member of the neighboring tribe of the El Dorado locals.

A fellow ball warrior, Max will forever be trying to light paw the ball. What? What? What? You heard him. Come on, man. Max will forever be trying to light-paw the ball from the Eldigradians. Your problem is that you're trying to assume this is even remotely logical. It's not.

Just carry on. Well, it talks about lightballing, like we're just supposed to be familiar with this term. Lightpaws! We're trying to be familiar with the world, where there are dog Aztec warriors. Okay, fair enough.

Oh my god, there's so much of this. Stay tuned for more artwork on this ongoing project! Oh, I definitely will. I will definitely be tuned in. And I love under the, uh, back, stay tuned for more artwork. It's back to the sane world, if you can call it that.

Dang, I'm the sane world, dude. Jesus. Uh. Well, I'm changed for the better. I would like to learn about this woman who did this. Jesus Christ, she has the money from hell. Oh.

Oh. Who steals like Nightbird, a.k.a. Foxy, a.k.a. Jenny Brass, a.k.a. Silvernail? Well, greetings. Jenny Brass, aka Silvernail. Well, greetings! Let me tell you a little about myself and introduce you to my corner of the woods.

Woods don't have corners. Mine does. You got it out. Very specific. I'm a self-taught, lifelong artist who has a passion for trying new things. This exploration has led to a vast number of mediums, which currently include pencil, pen and ink, marker, watercolor, acrylic, computer artwork, both 2D and 3D.

A vast number of mediums, like what they use in elementary school. I'm also experienced with glue and scissors. Hey, now, he's working on paper planes. And construction paper, don't forget that. Both 2D and 3D, man, that's a lot of Ds. I know, but no 1D. Though I took art classes in high school and college, most of my skills and techniques come from exploring and reapplying tips and tricks learned from simply doing it.

Take that, nerds learning Kandinsky. Always happy to foster new artistic talents. I am a firm believer in tutoring others, and I'm always happy to share a tidbit with interested artists. Firm believer. She ain't got no firm nothing on her whole fucking body. Hey, hey, hey, hey, that mullet looks pretty firm. That shit is pretty good.

No, it's described as looks pretty firm. That's true. No, it's described as a unique haircut. Thank you. It has led to some online tutoring through a few art websites and several lasting friendships with people in other countries. The nature of this development has led to my unique style of anthropomorphic art. What? What? I'm the only one on the internet who does furry porn.

What a shock. Every other furry stuff, they fuck. My furries, they make love. Oh god. Badly drawn furry shit. Oh god.

My current focus on dogs comes from working in the pet care industry where I work, play, and train other dog lovers. Wait, finish it up. I love the second. I can't. You can do it. Believe love this. I can't. You can do it.

Believe in yourself. With other dog lovers. Whose unique sense of humor has caught fire. Nothing is funny anymore. I like the unique sense of humor. Hey, you know what would be funny? If we dressed these dogs up in robes and then fucked them. Aha, right guys.

What's with dressing them up? I like my dogs naked. I like my dogs in high heels. It's hot fire from the chihuahua of the dynamite. The pen name Foxy. I signed my artwork Foxy as the name reflects my love of that animal. The name was given to me by my high school art teacher. No, it wasn't. The name was given to me by my high school art teacher.

No, it wasn't. Oh, God. That's really gross. So she was fucking the high school art teacher? No, no, it was more like, Jenny, could you please just stop showing up after hours? I don't need Foxy. That's up after hours? Tell me, Foxy. That's a nice drawing of a dog, Foxy. I would have said that about this guy now.

Oh, God. The teacher who I feel had the greatest influence on my life. Yes, John McCoy, you were responsible for all of this. Well, he's had 25 to life to reflect on his influence. Maybe he was just idly singing some Jimi Hendrix, and he's like, ooh, Foxy Lady. And she's like, I've got a nickname, and it's perfect. Oh, God.

I'm working towards turning my hobby into a career in the arts because of him. my hobby into a career in the arts because of him. Exploring art in his class led me to explore many directions I would never have otherwise taken. Oh, we see that. Definitely see that.

Even my wallpaper in the background shows just how many avenues I've explored. Okay, this is an audio podcast, so you're not seeing this, but it's just more furry shit in the background. That's all the avenues. All the avenues are furry.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, there's some dragons, too. I think there's a dragon in there. It's a furry dragon. I think I'm seeing a dragon dog here. Yeah. Oh, God.

John noticed early on how many of these frequently drawn chars were foxes, and before long, Foxy was off. He called me. Yeah, sorry about this. Oh, God. You know what? If you committed suicide, you'd still have a lot to answer for right now.

I know. Shit. Anime Club. Dude, just rep your work. I'm like a super saiyan stuffed in a checkered shirt. All you motherfuckers wanna come and test the verse. Listen up. Hear them players that'll get you hurt.

And for our last segment, we have something special. Now, the F Plus was started with kind of a group of friends that met online, met through games, and we all kind of know each other. And for the most part, we kind of do the podcast for us. Now, you know, we want friends from outside that group, and we're not trying to block it from anyone or, you know, do too many in jokes, hopefully. But, you know, it was kind of started as that and hopefully branch out from there. do too many in jokes, hopefully. But, you know, it's what kind of started as that, and hopefully branch out from there. And so when we find out we have a friend, or a fan,

rather, that is outside of that group, then it's really exciting. And apparently we found that. There's a person on Twitter, posting as Tenshi Ray, that posted on our Twitter that one of her new favorite podcasts is the F+. And it's very exciting. Thank you

so much for listening, Tenshi Ray, and we hope you're enjoying it. And so as a special thank you to our new fan, we thought we'd give your Twitter the F-plus treatment. That's not to say that your Twitter is necessarily badly written, but, you know, why not? This is what we do to people we like. Exactly.

So we hope you enjoy it. Fuck you, Mom and Dad, we're here to say, Japan is better than the USA. Pull out the ones you want. Oh, can I do Seeing Jack give someone a face-based pep talk? Okay.

Seeing Jack give someone a face-based pep talk is the most adorable thing ever! Oh yeah? Crazy with grief, Richard Alpert is freaking me out! Watching Lost these days is like watching a fanfiction. Alex and Ben with normal lives all. Ben's dad's old man makeup is not very

convincing I'll feel bad if he's actually an old dude you know she'll probably not want us to be her favorite podcast actress carry on this is how we show our love

thank you for listening to us now we mock you there are lots of boys with crushes on me oh no wait I want to do this one Japanese character Japanese character, Japanese character, Japanese character. Hey, that's my favorite.

Oh, man. Oh, I got one of them wrong. Kiwi experiment trial two. Mm, mm, ow, mm, ow, mm, mm, ow, ow, ow. Curse your canada. Come on. Ate whale for lunch today. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Curse your Canadian! Ate whale for lunch today. It was delicious.

I feel guilty. Something's quacking outside. I'm scared. Watch this week's Lost. Wow! Watch this week's Lost. Wow! Wow! Got her dead for much cheaper

than expected. Plus the three five minute of Sash. So is a winner. Oh, here's a shock. Finally bought some manga. Man, it's cheap here. I hope it helps me work up to real books. You know, I think for this particular

section we should flip it around. This is Enthusiastic Things Read Terribly. Almost got stuck in an endless cycle of puking and cleaning the sink. Now I know how much my mother loves me. Got a free face towel in the mall from the gas company. What up, y'all?

Jealous. Damn. She was all like, man, I'd like to wipe my face, and also I'd like to look at my gas bill. Oh, hey! It's my lucky day! Coming home from school today Coming home from school today Oh, that certainly was not organized in any way. I believe that we would laugh for that part.

Indeed. Well, what did you learn today, John? I learned that tangents are fun. Also, farting girls on TV is the best. Yeah, I pretty much had whatever suspicions

more or less confirmed about it. That I knew people were going to just be creepy about the girl one. I knew people were going to be up in arms over, like, you didn't do it right on silly TV show. Yeah. And also that I will never not be entertained by furries. Right.

You know, it's an automatic win right there. You know, if I can make a bigger point about it, it's just these type of people I think always existed. It's just that the internet gave them a place to thrive. It's like the bacteria and whatever has always been there, but now we just have this giant interconnected petri dish, and we just see all these kinds breeding. And it's something you never would have noticed if we had not had the material here to see it happen. You know, and we're not had the material here to see it happen. You know, and we're not television commentators. This isn't really a reflection on the show itself.

You know, we're internet commentators. But I do want to say, if for any strange, crazy, backwards reason, there might be some sort of Mythbusters producer, number one, get rid of that narrator. That is fucking terrible. And number two, stop listening to your forums.

Like, it's not doing you any favors. Like, they're not going to be satisfied. You're in, like, your seventh season now. They're still going to freak out about whatever. There's no point. Yeah, and on another note, as to the people making

furry drawn fan fiction of their dogs exploring the new world keep on doing what you're doing you're doing the lord's work it's excellent we really like seeing it you're gonna make a career out of it one day you should put more of the

watermarks on your images I'd like to and I'd like to really cement this home the whole thing about doing Tenshi Ray's Twitter this really is one of these things, it's not like the other and that Twitter is something other

than the first two I'd just like to really point that out anyway it's a fun Twitter and it's normal And there's nothing wrong with it You know you like Lost it's cool It's just we had to do the voices Because you're a fan

Anyway that's all we got for this week You know we're going to not take weeks off So much anymore Hopefully And we'll be back at you Alright thanks for listening Whatever we put in there I like to imagine that Ayo's living room looks like

the sort of garage of Doc Brown in Back to the Future when he's always got a Rube Goldberg device feeding his dog. Yeah, but I was thinking of the amplifier setup that Michael J. Fox

plugged his guitar into. This week on Mythbusters. Could Al B. Keaton play a guitar that blew him across the room? Then that redhead chick dances around in her panties for 20 minutes. How can we bring shit into this? And then farts.

I'm Excitable Goatee Guy, and I'm Walrus Beret. This is Mythbusters.