The F Plus - 206: Return To Castle Experience Project

Episode Date: March 19, 2016

The Experience Project is a site where members can share their own life experiences. And then, because this is the internet, those very same members can argue with each other about who is the worst human being alive and then overshare their own fetishes. This week, The F Plus starts our own jam band.

And can you link us to the doc? Cause I just know post doc is here. Headed point. Oh yeah. You think we should have this out? All right. I'm leaving that in audio gold Eureka. Just have that be the cold open as us.

Where is it? This site's weird. Why don't you guys just make an episode of all the outtakes? I know, it'd be so good. Why don't you make an episode that's entirely outtakes? Mm-hmm. Called Fuck You!

Fuck you, audience. Welcome, listener. This is the F Plus Podcast. A terrible place, and you can experience terrible things right with enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Stog. I betrayed my cats today. I was at a friend's house and she has a puppy so I'd given him a little... Jack Chick.

J.R. Simplot criminals plus Mormon church equals Clinton sex scandal and anthrax attacks. Tell everybody that you know. Portex. Hey everyone, stop by my new clown sex shop, Honk of Your Horny, established 2016. Jimmy Franks. I love big bobs. I am not ageness.

Small bobs. And Lemon. When I say Robert Pattinson is a fantastic actor, that's not opinion. I've been to film school. I need better friends. But for now, it's fine. Hey, F Plus. Hello.

Hi, Lemon. Hello. Where am I? Hey, F+. Hello. Hi, Lemon. Hello. Where am I? Are you all feeling empathetic towards the experiences and opinions of others?

Fuck no. So nobody, then. You feel empathy towards no people. Is that accurate? Yeah, correct. That's for heads and milk-crate feet, yes. I fucking hate people. I believe that we are all children of the planet, Lemon.

Oh my god, that is beautiful, Jimmy Franks. And we must care for each other. Namaste. Namaste. So, um, today, I want to take us to a website called The Experience

Project. Oh no. Now, we've spent some time on The Experience Project Project a couple times actually. I think the last time looks like it was episode 124 I believe. But we're gonna be going

back and the reason is that a first time submitter, Sinestro gave us a document called Return to Castle Experience Project. CJ Blazkowicz in Return to Castle Experience Project. So we are going to be going to Experience Project. It's a site older than the F+,

and we've covered it. And every time we look at it, it's significantly changed. Now it's very, very modern. It definitely looks like a San Francisco company at this point. But I think, Jack Chick, if you'll start us off here. And your name is Rush95. You are between the ages of 18 and 21.

And you are male. That's a weird profile thing. And a great demographic. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's a weird profile thing. And a great demographic. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's money right there. Yeah. I think this calls for slug boys. I love overstuffing my belly with delicious food.

Yep, yep. Tell me what I should stuff with. Make me fat! That's you making yourself fat, idiot. And then, Stog, you are Allie37. Hey, I'm Allie37. Float like a butterfly, sting like a donut or something. Anything high in carbohydrates, high in fat content?

Any full fat dairy products and anything with a V-high sugar content. And don't miss the obvious. What's the obvious? I like to separate all my, I like to put, I like to put spaces between my commas so I can make sure everybody knows I'm taking a breath here. So imagine me taking a breath. Okay, I'm doing it. Yep, that's all I'm doing. My mind is 100% focused

on the idea of you taking a breath, yes Okay, and avoid all exercise like the plague! Exclamation point That's a really bad exercise That's a fun exercise though, so what now, asshole?

Hey, hey, this is bloated and round Oh, bloated and round. What's up? What do you want to say? Two dozen donuts, two extra large pizzas, two liter of Coke and a hole of ice cream. Post pics of your belly when you're full.

Oh, my face. You got at least one heart for that. I got to go. You sure do. And Jack, Jake, you have a response for that? Yes, I do. Hell yeah.

I'll be as in the insect trying that. It'll be about half that, but that's huge for me. I like that Jimmy Franks' creepy just wore off on you. Get contact, I.

Maybe two XL pizzas, a two liter, and as much ice cream as I can handle. That work for you? I... Yeah, he thinks the two dozen donuts is just fucking overkill.

I like how just very obviously, like, oh, I don't know how to get fat. I'm just wanting you guys to tell me, not that this is... Eat food! Oh, okay. Eat lots of food, I guess. Oh, okay. Are you sure? Okay. What kind of food?

Alright, yeah. Alright, well, we're going to be leaving that group. There's many, many, many, many groups that Sinestro has provided, and thank you for that. And so this group is called I Support 911 Truth Org and New Yorkers Having

Truth of 911. Well, yeah, everybody should know about 911. What if somebody's life is in danger? I've heard it's a joke. Only in your town. Holy shit! Holy shit! Portex just dropped a public enemy reference! That's amazing!

So, I'm Freethinker2. Oh, it's you. Okay. And I support 911 Truth Org and New Yorkers having Truth of 911. Okay. Oh, well, that's a nice thing to support. Yeah.

Support 911 Truth. I do not know enough. What I was told days before would happen did happen. Yeah. See? Yeah. Mer Bertram of Los Banos, who was born because Jim Jones demanded

him born. What? Whoa! Wait, I'm not wearing my seatbelt. Hang on. That's a deep cut. Holy shit. Mr. Bertram of the bathrooms. Hello, the deep end. It's so nice cut. Holy shit. Mr. Bertram of the bathrooms. Hello, the deep end. It's so nice to see you again.

Blah, blah, motherfucker. He told me that George W. would be dead. Right. Mer Bertram was born when I was 12 at St. Jude's in La. His sister was born a year later. I do not know where. I was held in chains at the time. Holy shit.

Yep, yep, no, I'm following you. I am following you, Freethinker. She told me that they would strike the Pentagon in such a way as they did. Law enforcement heard her talking. She was very serious. Very sad, really. So, 9-11 was well planned. If the Bertrams did not get up in my face and tell me how powerful their leader is, this nation would have suffered much more than it did. I'm just going to do some Googling on Mr. Bertram. You go ahead. Don't worry, it gets better, it gets better.

I hope the FBI doesn't flag me for these Mr. Bertram searches. All the threads will tie together like a big afghan of real. The female I was forced to give birth to when I was 13? What the fuck? Bragged and bragged about how powerful her leader is. She is my Aunt Angie's granddaughter, my first cousin's daughter. Again, Jim Jones ordered me to bear fruit, and this is the product of that fruit. Some of the people behind 9-11.

What are you talking about? I'm talking about the State Department said money that was legally mine was used to train known terrorists. That my money went to fund Osama bin Laden. That's the Walmart discount brand. Osama's always laughing around. That's the Walmart discount brand. Osama's always laughing around. Mer Bertram was sending Mer Bin Laban money and porn. Well, you know, the money's nice.

The money's nice. What else do you have? Yeah, yeah. The State Department had gotten the address from the outgoing mail. Mer Bertram said, I deserve to spend 15 to 20 years in jail for not accepting he and his sister as my children. Okay. Addendum. Jesus Christ.

So Mr. Mertrum looks like he was a lead character in a Jane Austen novel, but that's not the first thing that comes up. The first thing that comes up. The first thing that comes up is a NASCAR racer named Mertra. So the 9-11 mastermind,

let me tell you what he wants to tell the world. Today's NASCAR race came down to 1 100th of a second. Perfect proof that every decision matters and every moment counts. Win the day. That's code. 1 100th of a second. 9-11 has two ones in it. Think about it. On February 18th

he tweeted FZN mock trial hashtag proud hashtag proud hashtag proud hashtag proud hashtag proud hashtag proud. So yeah. No we're coming to the truth. Holy shit. So yeah, no, we're coming to the truth now. Holy shit.

I don't even know what to laugh at there. Like, everything there was just, like, so fucking crazy. Pretty special, yeah. Pretty good. So, uh... So, Stog? Yeah? Is it true that you like the smell of vagina? Yeah. Yes.

Answer the question. Yes. Yes, sir, doctor. I love the smell of vagina. Yeah, so your name's AVI X AVI. How many of you like the smell of vagina? Share me your experience. Share me your experience. Share me your experience, okay.

What you feel whenever you smell. My name's D.L. Markey. Download the Markey on your phone today. Clean and fresh is a necessary starting point, but in some women, their scent is still unpleasant and nothing can be done. In my case,

we just fuck and we're happy with that. So, uh, Jack Chick, is it time finally for you to share your love of jam bands with us all? Oh, I think it's time for Jimmy Franks to share your love of jam bands with us all? Oh, I think it's time for Jimmy Franks to share his love of jam bands. Oh, Jimmy Franks loves jam

bands even more than you love jam bands. Yeah, he certainly does. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. Jam on. I love jam bands. All my friends and siblings are still listening to the same old classic rock that they've enjoyed for years. I've discovered something better.

About 15 years ago, a surgeon that I worked with introduced me to fish. Why a surgeon, not in quotes? I think it's supposed to be a sturgeon. Anyway, I must admit that I didn't get them at first, but the more I heard, we would listen to them while doing heart surgery. Yep. Yep. And also, getting a million per pounds on the SAT.

And also, passing the bar exam. And fly to the moon in a solid gold Cadillac. The more I came to appreciate their talent and energy, then I talked my husband into going to their IT festival in Maine, and we were both hooked.

It's just like a PowerPoint seminar on how to hook up fish amps. It was a Linux fest. Amazing. Since then, we've grown to like other jam bands such as Moe, Widespread Panic, Unfreeze McGee. Yep. Or. That's right. Tea Leaf Green.

I don't know what that is. Grace Potter and Nocturnals. Right. R.A.Q. Melt. And Bonuba. Sure. Oh, my God.

That sounds great. Jam on. Sure. Oh my God, that sounds great. Jam on! Christ. Here's what I don't understand about these are my favorite jam bands. Don't you have a ribs place down the street? Because the band that's playing at the rib place down the street

sounds exactly like all of these other bands. Yeah. You don't need to go out of your way, man. And they have ribs, so it's like a bonus. Come on down to Frisky's. It's half off a rib night and we've got an

open mic. Actually, the ribs are free. We just sell the alcohol. We assume that you'll be drawn in by the free ribs and then buy shitloads of alcohol to cope with the band on stage. If I eat enough ribs, I'll go into a diabetic coma. So fuck you. I don't need any of your alcohol.

How much sugar do you put on your ribs? What better way to say I love you this Valentine's Day than subject your loved one to some guitar noodling. Come to Frisky's. They got great ribs. Come to Frisky's They got great ribs Support text, you're going to be reading the post by Baby Fuzza, that is Baby

No Space Fuzza But before you get to that, let me just tell you that I think indoctrinating children with religion is child abuse This is a brilliant topic by IntenRJFox It is not indoctrination but direct mind fuck fucking brilliant topic by IntenRJFox. It is not indoctrination, but direct

mindfuckfucking. And an organized gang rape by holding parents as zombies, which is capitalized, to bring their kids to a religious center, be it church or temple or mosque, it's all just the same.

It is a brilliant topic. Yeah. Pretty much covered everything. And if you're looking for other ways to be edgy, you can go to damn.dog. Where one of the illustrations describes how to be edgy. Spoiler alert, it's the one of two girls sitting in a tire swing. Yay! I like how it is.

Anyway, Portex, what do you have? I was into the F+, before it was all just ads for Lemon's websites. I think the ads for Lemon's websites was the beginning. I think that predates the F+. Lemon is the one man mid-roll media for this podcast. Lemon is the one man mid-roll media for this podcast. So, yeah, my name is Baby Fuzza. Right.

And I am addicted to crack cocaine, and I'm okay with that. Gotcha. I love crack, and I am 47, and why is it so bad? What? Why do people seem to think that smoking crack is a bad thing? I use it like any other person would use alcohol for relaxation. I love it. I don't do it with lots of people. Relaxation.

Relaxation. That's an off-label use. I don't do it with lots of people. I do it alone or with my husband. You know, just like how it's good to be drinking alone. I am not a degenerate or an unemployed loser. I don't let it control me. I enjoy the high. That is why I have been doing it for approximately 15 years. I'm not addicted. I can stop whatever I want to.

Yeah, no, it's... I look forward to the times when I load up the pipe with those precious little rocks and fly. Do you now? I do. I am not posing whatsoever. It's great. I am not posing whatsoever. It's great. I can't do anything.

You know what the common thing with crack smokers is? It's their longevity in the game. That and their ability to not steal your shit. Do I think it's for everyone? No. As I said, one must use it and not let it use you. You know, like to get addicted to it or anything. Anything that feels good. If something feels good, there's a tendency for misuse and abuse.

Basically, I ask myself this question. Is this ruining my life? Do I work and contribute to society? Basically, I ask myself this question. Is this ruining my life? Do I work and contribute to society? Answer to question one is a big no. And yes, I am a responsible, productive citizen. So what does that mean? I love it, and I'm okay with that.

Answer to question two is that everybody in my city loves having their dicks sucked by me. Well, thanks for contributing! Just doing my part, sir. Contribute to society with your mouth. Stog, what do you have? Let's see. Love pizza. I love pizza. Love pizza? Pizza!

I love pizza! Domino's all the way! I like this guy's train of thought. I love pizza too. Not the reading I expected, but I still enjoyed it. And the thing is expected, but I still enjoyed it. And the thing is, that's not how you spell Domino's Pizza. That's just the concept of Domino's. He just likes Domino's and pizza. He likes Domino's

pizza and crack cocaine, yeah, absolutely. So, Check Check, I know that you're a man full of love, but I do know that there's one or two things that you don't like. Would you like to spend this time on Experience Project to just talk about

that one thing that bothers you? Yeah, I fucking hate outie belly buttons. Ick! I just don't dig on them whatsoever. I have a belly button fetish, but when I see an outie, it just turns me the fuck off. They sick me out. I love it. I could never be with anybody that had one

because a sexy belly button is a source of attraction for me. It's just the right size for my micro penis. Jimmy Franks, I recently dumped this smoking hot girl in part because she had a weird belly button. She was boring besides, but that's just a story. Lol. I love, I love, I love that the internet has gotten to this point where someone's like, okay, I have a rant here.

I'm sure you guys are all with me. Okay, first off, this is my weird fucking fetish. Anyway, with that out of the way. He doesn't think, doesn't, like, even pretend. Shit, wait, I gotta bait the hook before I start on my rant. even pretend shit wait I gotta bait the hook before I start my rant um hey Lemon

could you read the response from ceiling 24 please yeah uh how is her belly button weird describe in perfect detail please cause that's my fetish and I need to

outies aren't that bad. I have an Audi. Well, my BF loves to suck on it. Oh my god! What? Oh boy. Let me learn more about you, Dman00. Do you see the sidebar? More from people who hate Addi Bellybuttons. Okay, yeah. What Did you see the sidebar? More from people who hate out-of-billy buttons.

Okay, yeah, what did you find in there? There's some people that are upset in post-Friday faces because they hate out-of-billy buttons. There's a huge anti-out-of-billy contingent on experience. Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, Tashi7777 wants to say, This is so sad. I actually felt my heart skip a beat when I met this site.

I had to join just for the sake that I have an Audi and thought innies might like to hear from my perspective. So it's like a clickbait article. I have an Audi belly button. Six weird things. You'll never believe. Number three. First, I like to wear bikinis when I go to the beach,

and I try to work on my body as much as I can. I went to North Padre this year and decided to wear my super cute lime bikini. Okay, this is just... I'm immediately bored of you, lady. Yep. Goodness, I think she keeps considering... Oh, you want goodness? Goodness, I think she keeps considering the whole story.

Oh, you want goodness? Goodness, I kept hearing, yeah. Yeah, so sorry. So, goodness, I kept hearing, OMG, look at her belly button. And is that an Audi? Seriously, the word Audi and belly button were a dime a dozen. One girl even asked for a photo of it with her cell.

In case you were wandering, my navel is probably one of the ones you hate most. It doesn't go in at all and pokes out nearly an inch from my midriff. The tip sort of wrinkles up, too. I guess it's ugly to most people. I've looked at my ma whole life, so I kind of like it, lol. Yeah, so

that's my any story. So that's another fun internet thing that's been happening right now where someone says I don't like outie belly buttons. Well, I have one, and let me tell you my entire story of why you're wrong. Let me tell the epic tale of my outie belly button.

Right, and Jimmy Franks, you're not human, right? Let me tell the epic tale of my Audi belly button. Right. And Jimmy Franks, you're not human, right? That's the curse. It sounds like a trap question. You're pure white moonlight, and you're somewhere between the ages of 13 to 15, and you're female. What? Yep. This is pure white moonlight.

I'm not human. I'm a female. Beep. Boop. I'm sick and tired of all those rude humans out there. As some may know, I am a werewolf. A robot werewolf. I did not see that coming.

I'm a robot werewolf. I'm a robot werewolf. Humans have gotten me upset today. Most of the humans are careless and heartless monsters that don't even think secondly about what they are about to say. They prove themselves to be a lot more idiotic than you are whenever they say bad things about you. So to all the supernaturals and worthy humans out there, don't get hurt by them. They're only hurting themselves. Just remember that.

Don't let the bad humans out there hurt you. Smiley face. Humans out at USB boards. I'm Snowman Knight, and I understand completely. I am a vampire. I still like humans, not that I like them. I just, you know, don't like their people that much in general.

To me, everyone can be the same. They can be D-bags or what some others consider as haters. But you are chill. Sometimes typing it out can make a person feel better. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

You're 25 years old. Guys, I'm Sir Tigger. I'm, well, I'm a werecat. And you can't stop the humans from hurting you, because they're all selfish, ignorant beings, the most disgusting beings created, unlike me. Werecats. Werecats. Yeah. I just get really lazy and want to sleep like 20 hours a day.

It's in my nature. So then the other four hours of the day, you're not lazy? So then the other four hours of the day You're not lazy or The other four hours of the day I'm licking my hand And knocking stuff over And getting hit by Nutshell Gulag That sounds cute That sounds super cute

My name's Jaspy Your name's what? Jaspy Alright I don't know why I needed you to repeat that. You are human yourself, although you are part animal. You are still part human.

Any creature or therian is still part human. Yes, I know, but I don't care. I still dislike humans, perhaps myself. Oh, no! Sighs. Such arrogance. Oh, my fucking God. Jimmy Franks, what do you got?

Judge, be this human body is just a shell. We are different on the inside. Oh, a talking robot. Yep, that's right. Yes, in spirit, but at the end of the day, you're still human. Every Therian

and other kid are still human. I'm just tired of seeing people slander them off and speak as if they were not human. I am a wolf Therian, yet I accept I am human. Bo-ba-ba-boo, I guess I don't know what Wolfarian means, okay. That's otherkin,

only you're a real animal and not like a dragon. Right, and yet you accept that you're human at the same time? Human in this body, yeah. Mmm. Sure, okay, yeah, why not? I'm just getting the word out there, if anyone puts together anotherkin doc with stuff like that in it, I will totally read it.

I'm a 6th level wolf-farian. Something something metal joke that's going to take way too long to explain. Oh, good. Well, thanks for shortcutting that. I'm also not human. Chaka? If they

only knew humans it's fun to watch them scurry and run about as if they were to die at any second oh that's so fun to watch I love it oh it's delightful I am clapping my hands

oh no it's gonna! I am clapping my hands! No, no, not the 90 seconds! Not the 90 seconds! It's gonna give me a... Mmm, yes. They have... Now then, back to humans. They have no patience for anything in this life.

It seems these days that they think that if you're not doing it faster and better than the person next to you for some reason you're doing it wrong. You're totally doing it wrong. You're doing everything wrong. You failed every job you had. Oh, it's so delightful. So delightful.

They've forgotten the days and ways of old when you could just sit alone and enjoy the silence around you. I'm from a time when they couldn't figure out how commas work! When life was about the respect you had and gave

and not about the dollar you made or what you had or where you lived. Foolish humans! When I sit on the hilltop and look down on your pathetic... On the hilltop? On your pathetic lives. The way you live

sticketh me to see all your self-centered, disrespectful ways. I'm so respectful of you. I'm so respectful your self-centered, disrespectful ways. I'm so respectful of you. I'm so respectful of Flappy Bird on my phone, too. Thanks, dog. Another joke from another

universe. So I turn away and I stare at the mountain with infinite wisdom. With infinite wisdom, yes. With infinite wisdom. Yes, with infinite wisdom. Infinite. Right. Google's not infinite. I'm so smart.

Okay. Wisdom, knowledge, and respect for all things living. Wait, for all living things alive and no longer. All those living things that are dead. That's how a wise person writes. All living things alive and no longer. I miss you, mountain. I miss you, so I patiently wait.

I'm part mountain. The mountain's still here. So I'm scared. I'm one of the volcanoes that came before the inside out. Stay off of werewolf mountain. Oh, jeez. This is some really bad faux tolkien yes I miss you so I patiently

wait and long for the day when I return to you once again as the wolf I truly am what? mountain wolves have been extinct for quite some time but that's okay I'm still scared of them Jimmy what?

hey I'm a human I'm a human of the- Jimmy, what? Hey, I'm a human. I'm a human. And you are perfect. Thank you. No problem. Oh, experience project. Well done.

Hey, this is Random Kid 10. I wish I was a wolf, but I know I can't just become one and it makes me depressed. Does anyone know how I could just become a wolf or werewolf? Random Kid 10, you're 31 and 35 years old. Plus, I know most humans have a greed and need for speed problem, but that's just human nature. We all just need to take a step back and move forward. No, no, no, no. That's for darn sure. You are 35 years old.

You can't be a kid anymore. No, he needs to take a step back. No, Random Kid 10's just been listening to a lot of Dio. He's internalized the lyrics. Just leave him alone. I'm just really hungry. Like something that's on the tip of my tongue. Just tell me, does anyone know how I could just become a wolf or werewolf?

Besides devil worship and selling your soul, you can't. Either you're one of us, or you aren't. I didn't ask to be who I am, Ellipsis. None of us did, it just happened. I didn't ask for you to be this way either. Our bodies are one person, our souls another. It's the soul within that truly matters, not your human shell, so ask yourself. Our bodies are one person. Our souls another. It's the soul within that truly matters,

not your human shell, so ask yourself, who are you really on the inside? And I just fucking blew random kid's mind because he couldn't even respond to that. This is another one. So if you don't have an account on experience project some of the dirtier ones you're not allowed you get a little pop up thing although experience project after

dark yeah yeah yeah great let's let's not go to any of the dirtier ones then okay fair enough we won't go to any of the dirtier ones so poor tax if you'll read I like ass rimming why wouldn't I? And make sure it's not one of the dirty ones.

Right, of course. Alright, I'm here and I like ass rimming. Yay! What's your name? My name is Girl Sniffer. I'm Girl Sniffer and I like ass rimming. I'm a girl sniffer! Every like ass rubbing I'm a girl sniffer every day I got arrested again

ass licking taste difference? well I've been licking asses for many years and I just love it so much I have licked a few transsexuals too as well as many women and I must say that the transsexuals asses smelled and tasted better for some reason Alrighty. My name's Don2. it. This has been on my mind for many years. Can anyone help me with this? My name's Don2. Don't know answer, but I too love fucking, and

more. Thanks for sharing, I suppose. Click here to find out more about me. This is hilarious, O-O-1-1-1. Transsexuals probably pay closer attention than most women do. As strange as it is to me, most people are not used to, familiar with, or comfortable with analingus. Therefore, a female that does not expect to have her asshole licked

might not pay a few moments of attention to it in the bathroom before sex, whereas a transsexual will definitely do so almost every single time. Okay, okay. So, theory that you're putting forth, transsexuals are better at wiping their butts? Yes. This is a stereotype I have never heard before.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I mean, it's science, guys. He posted it on the internet. It's true. I'm presently in Bangkok, and I can tell you that you're absolutely right. There's nothing better or not sexy than a ladyboy's ass. Having many experiences with this lovely girls, I recommend anyone to try.

This section's not making me happy. This is too much information for me. Well, fine. I thought you said we were gonna do the weird sections. I thought it was all gonna be normal stuff. No, no, no. We're just doing the...'t going to do the weird sections. I thought it was all going to be normal stuff.

No, no, no. We're not doing the weird ass-licking threads. We're just doing the normal ass-licking. Stog, how is it that you fit in Scylla Savage, who's somewhere between 18 to 21 and a female? Oh, that's a good age range. I fit in by not

fitting in. Oh, nice. I'm just me. I don't believe in labels. When people try to label me, it makes me want to tell them to take their labels and fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck off. Star is fuck now.

Alright. This podcast just got a lot longer. I hate all the judgment. Individuality is where it's at. And having a norm is just so utterly ridiculous to me. Yeah. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh, my God. This guy's gloves are so fingerless, it's like you can't even see the glove part. Got fingerless gloves and fingerless socks. I'm like a hobo, but from the Matrix. Yep. I mean, if we were meant to be the same, then we would be mechanical.

Okay, I'm getting off topic. Yep. Great. Anyways, as you see, I like people that are different. It makes things interesting. Sure. So I have a lot of acquaintances that are from different backgrounds. Okay, okay. Do they all not fit in too?

I'm all for people breaking out of their cliques and boxes and being themselves. Everyone should be different by being just like me. Hey. Hey, Stog. I'm Ricky 2000. No. Hey, hey Stog, I'm Ricky2000. No! You are hot and sexy. Smiley face.

Lock. Ricky2000 gets so much pussy like that. That's why he's a member of I Have HPV. Now hang on a second, Not having is the norm. So let's talk about this. I wish I could find out more about Ricky. Okay. Yeah, so this is definitely one for Jimmy Franks.

And Jimmy Franks, there's a person by the name of Maria Nina. She is between 18 and 21. She's a female. And she did a post in the I Am A Conservative Republican experience. And would you tell me a little bit about that? Yeah, this is Marianna Nina. Hey, Marianne. I'm a conservative Republican.

Okay. Religion of being conservative Republican. Okay. Religion of being a liberal for conservatives. Yay! Those are some words. Religion of being a liberal for conservatives. Religion of being... Okay. Religon. Religon of being a liberal for conservatives.

Wait. Now you've confused me. I am Religon. I'm the dragon of Gurd's place. Let me explain. Okay. I know lots of people that go to church, but they are liberals. That is the most stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

The Constitution was made for and by Christian people. Democrats slash liberals want to destroy the it. What do they think they are? Kind and loving people? What do you think of a kind and loving person who wants you to depend them to feed, clothe, and house you to take

a drill and put it in the back of an unborn baby's head? I don't know what you're talking about. Look, I have a three-year-old daughter, right? And so mourning is a little bit... How does she take to the drill? No, no, no, no, no. So mourning's a little bit of a challenge,

but she likes lists. So we put together a little list, you know, like, okay, so it's time to get dressed. Okay, get dressed on. Okay, you got to get your bag because you're going to preschool. And then put this drill and put it to the back of the baby's head.

That is the most horrific thing I've ever heard of. You think you I think some people are so stupid that if you ask them where their water in their sink comes from, they will walk you to the sink and turn on the water and say that we're done. They don't understand that the water needs to be paid for and people get paid purifying it and all. Oh my god, I love you. Yeah.

I was a little bit confused by you but now I am in love. You guys are the stupid ones. If you are a liberal and hate God and this country is so bad why don't you move? Why would they be in church you dumb cow? I swear

people would rather go hungry be naked and be homeless than ever voting for Rebulican My name's Religon, I fight Rebulican I'm really surprised that Maria typed out the word liberal so much without using like lie in it. Like, yeah, no point.

She said liberal. It's weird. I really like this. I really like you. Like, like, why do they hate God so much? They're in my church. I don't fucking understand. Well, she expects everyone in the church

To like jump up point And emit a loud screeching sound I was snake handling They weren't holding the snakes right Go on I once went green field And I went into an antique shop And when we were checking out this lady

Was just going on and on about how people Should just stop bad-mouthing Obama and give him a chance. Then she went on how Daniels was just making her pay so much. It's like Obama telling you that rat poison is okay if you eat it. But deep down, you know that it's not and that you will die. You are willing to eat it so you don't have to give you what you believe in and just guess what happens. Exactly. Well, if she thinks she's poor now, just wait till Bush's tax cuts expire. Giving people a chance.

Jesus was not about that at all. Jesus. Please comment if you agree or die agree with anything I say. This country was built on opinions. Oh, God. That explains it. I hate your fucking stream of consciousness creative writing assignment.

I found another one in this. It is because there's a lot of like these me twos in the experience project sidebar. The me too is so me too. I'm deeply disappointed by the number of Christians who reelected the president. The most distressing part about the election results is that likely that the

unaffordable care act. Oh! Sick burn, bro! Yeah! Snap snaps. Snap dragon. Thanks, Portex. Snap buttons. So then she goes on about a whole bunch of really uninformed opinions

and then closes it with, I get a lot of my news from Herman Cain, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Matt Drudge, and Fox News. I like to read Ann Coulter, Andrew Napolitano, and Thomas Sowell. You'd like to? Is it just too intellectual? Yeah, I'd like to. I'd like to.

It's so good. You'd just to? Is it just too intellectual? Yeah, I'd like to. I'd like to. It's so good. You'd just like to? Whee! Yay! Our new system is fuck here in America. What? I don't know what you're talking about. And also, no other country can empathize with that.

Okay, so let's see. There's several different threads in the I'm a wild animal group to read. Let's see. Jack Chick. You think you'd like to go for XOX Red Rum XOX? Yeah, that was the one I was going to direct your attention you think you'd like to go for xox red rum xox

yeah that was the one I was gonna direct your attention to alright well then why don't you take xox red rum xox yeah I think xox red rum xox is really somebody near and dear to my heart voice of a generation I'm a savage

I don't know which animal I am at heart but but it's definitely a predator. Prey would be too wimpy for me. I just like to watch Predator. What? I can smell your fear and taste your moods. When I smell that weakness, I'm like a shark who just got a little taste of blood.

It's officially time to frenzy. Sure. I've been told that I'm a predator by the way I act towards others in my body language. That's not what they mean! Oh no! Oh no! I despise

weakness in humans. People who are incapable of standing up for themselves should be put out of their misery. I'm a lone wolf. I don't believe in having a pack. I'm greedy, and I don't like to share my kills. My conquerings are for me only, and I like to achieve things

on my own. Stog, you're a wild animal too, is that right? Yeah, that last guy, he said a bunch of words, but you know who's the real animal? Me. Me, I'm a wild animal. Is that Gracelyn1? Yeah, I'm Gracelyn1. Yeah, she last guy, he said a bunch of words, but you know who's the real animal? Me. Me, I'm a wild animal. Is that Grace Lin 1? Yeah, I'm Grace Lin 1. Yeah, she's a wild animal. I'm a wild animal. Not that guy.

I'm a wild animal. I love dancing. I love parties. I love revealing clothes, but I am not a I am not a I mean I mean Slfucked No, you're not a sl-fucked. I may- Sl-fucked.

No, you're not a sl-fucked. I may look like one, but I am not one, please. Do not judge a book by its cover. Okay, cool. Do you have a pick? Well said, hun, X. But how do we know if you look like one or not as we can't see you?

Ah, I see that Experience Project has creepy guys. No, no. Me and my man Genesis here, we're from the subtle party. Well, apparently Kev8304 is a 45 yearyear-old female. Sure is.

Mm-hmm. Hun. She has 870 friends. All right. Coming close to the end here. Stog, which one of these things would you say is more true about you? Okay. Which one of these things is more true about you?

Um, I hate America. Or, I'm a fan of Genesis and Phil Collins. So you know, either one of those statements is an act of treason. Ah. I do kind of like Phil Collins in Genesis, but you know what? My hate for America is bigger than that. Bigger than Phil Collins. The face that I made when you said, I do kind of like Phil Collins.

I prefer Genesis and Phil Scullins. Anyway, so tell me about your hate of America then, please. Hi, I'm Spinelli Chan. Like, oh my god. Oh my god. Is that a fast time at Ridgemont High, Chan? Yep. Love it, okay.

I hate America. Love it. Okay. I hate America. Fuck America. I am so sick of America. Right. I am beginning to hate everything about it. I hate baseball. You'll get to it. I hate baseball.

I hate their pussy form of football where they are all padded up. Yep. I hate how almost everyone is completely ignorant. I hate their accents, but most of all, I hate gun-happy stupid assholes. Okay, okay, sure.

Everyone thinks that they take away our precious right to bear arms. Every criminal is going to pop out of the woodwork and shoot them. Oh, I hope so. I am so tired of these fucking gun law posts with everyone freaking out about how Obama just wants to get rid of automatic weapons. Just automatic. The ones that can kill a whole room of people within minutes.

They are not necessary. Look at the UK. Hardly anyone has guns. You don't see them freaking out about it. They have had one mass murder involving a gun. One! Alright, dude, you have

fucking turned me around, Spinelli-chan. I am on your side. You and me, simpatico. Shut up! I'm your bro. American? I'm really looking forward to the comment thread where Ispon comments about how fast automatic weapons can take out an entire room.

Oh, God! Stupid fucking America! Shut up! What? Okay. Can't Americans even imagine what that would be like? People in America are ignorant. Also rude as hell. When I met my fiance, I always thought about how bad it sucked he lived in another country.

I came here for two weeks and was blown away. This place is five fucking million better times in America. This place? Where's this place? Switzerland. I came here and been here five months and I am devastated to have to go home.

I don't like America. I never did. But now I see that, how much better life is away from that hellhole. I never to have to go home. I don't like America. I never did. But now I see that, how much better life is away from that hellhole. I never, ever want to go back. I don't belong there and it's not fair. I speak English. I am white. My ancestors came from the UK. I should be able to fucking stay here.

Um... Who's stopping... I'm usually... Nothing but white people in the United Kingdom. I'm usually nothing but white people in the United Kingdom yep I'm usually adult but I'm just blowing off some steam

and acting like a kid because I can't stop damn the thought of returning to that greased up ignorant racist place fuck you America yeah

Spinelli Chan poor tax poor tax yes I'm going to give you a choice and it is Yeah, Spinelli-chan. Vortex. Vortex. Yes. I'm going to give you a choice, and it is definitely a... Whichever way you want to go with this. This is an exciting division in directions you can take us down. So I think you should be excited.

Yay. I know I'm excited for where you take us. you can take us down. So I think you should be excited. Yay. I know I'm excited for where you take us. So option number one is the group called I Want to Be a Clown. Stog's got the right idea.

Yes, Stog, that's the stuff right there. Yeah, okay. And then option number two is called I Have a Clown Fetish. So many options. Yeah. So whichever way you want to go with that. Yeah.

Where's the fucking straight sock lemon in the jaw option? All right. You get that after you put the keys down. All right. We'll go with I Have a Clown Fetish, because why the fuck not? You have a clown fetish. You just said that out loud. I have a clown fetish, because why the fuck not? You have a clown fetish! You just said that out loud! I have a clown fetish!

You have a clown fetish. Hey guys, use this clip out of context! I have a clown fetish! Whoop whoop! Ninjas, get the phagos all up in this bitch! Portax! That's gonna be my new ringtone, Portax. So your name is Balloon Wolf

and tell me about your clown fetish please Portex, I think that's how you have a clown fetish I think I might have a clown fetish yeah just the idea of changing into a silly colorful goofy version of myself makes me excited

and I just want to become that kind of person. Yeah, I don't have any clown gear besides makeup, but I just imagine living at home clowning up and maybe cuddling with a special clowny someone in a room filled with balloons and just being silly.

Would this be a clown fetish? No, it'd be a horror movie. I have a clown fetish? No, it'd be a horror movie. I have a clown fetish! I want to do sexy things with clowns! Do I have a clown fetish? Also, I don't have any clown gear. As if you couldn't go to any, like, supermarket and go to the toy section

and get a nose or something, a horn or something. Come on, you're gonna get your clown fucking fetish thing at... What kind of supermarket are you going to? A clown supermarket, because I have a clown fet Come on, you're going to get your clown fucking fetish thing at the supermarket. Clown supermarket, because I have a clown fetish. Apparently you have clown mark there. Yep.

Yeah, no, I don't get my shit from the supermarket. I get my shit from the clown sex store. Hello. Vivian Westwood. Oh, I'm sorry, what? Hello. Greetings, this is Clown Narf. Clown Narf? Clown Narf? Clown Narf.

Oh, okay. Hello. Hello, Clown Narf. I want to be a clown. Yeah. I want to be a clown. My first video as a clown. Today, I have made a step in my coming out as gay clown.

Oh, my God. I have made a video. Where is your Clips for Sale page? step in my coming out as gay clown. Oh my god! Where is your clips for sale page? I have made a video and photos of myself while I transformed from an ordinary man to Clown Narf. I painted my face, put on my clothes, shoes, wig, and nose, and this all in front of my video camera.

While I am writing this story, I still have my painted face. While I am writing this story, I still have, still my painted face. Hope I will be able to remove it. Or perhaps secretly, I wish I cannot remove it anymore, being a permanent clown from now on. A winky face. It's like the sequel that dragged me to hell. I started

painting a big red mouth on my face. For this, I used acrylic paint, which I bought today in the store. I didn't have any professional red clown makeup, so I had to improvise. The mouth looks very nice, I must say. So you didn't

use makeup? You used acrylic paint? I used acrylic paint I purchased at the store. Enjoy your lead poisoning, I guess. Give me some lead. The second part was painting the rest of my face in head white. I love white faces, clowns, with big red mouths and noses, you see. After finishing the white, I added black lines to my mouth, eyes, and eyebrows.

After finishing the paint work, I put on my clown costume. I already bought that five years ago, but now I also had real clown shoes and socks. I added yellow gloves where normally people do the dishes with. But for me, I wanted not to show my skin anymore. That seems like a really off-model clown. I mean, like the yellow dish gloves. Holy shit. Dripping with acrylic paint.

Are you a clown or a bank robber? As a final step in becoming a clown, I put on my big red nose, my wig, and my clown shoes. So then I was really transformed to Clown Narf. Unfortunately, there was nobody to share my experience with me, but you can see some pictures

of my transformation on this site. Oh, boy! Here I go! I do not like these. I don't want to see those. Going down the only road I have known! I'm happy to share also my video with you, so if you are interested, please let me know.

I'm not. I would like the help of other clowns because I thought the work of my performance is being a clown. I don't the help of other clowns because I've got to work on my performance as being a clown. I don't have a real clown voice yet, and also the way I walk and stand is not yet really clown-esque. Please feel free to help me with this. Greetings, Clown Narf. I do not like fuck-ups to clowns.

Whoa. And Clown Narf, what is your username? Deleted. Deleted2613. ClownNarf goes on the buses and he makes people real happy. Hi, I'm PieFan2. Hey, PieFan2. I'm in the group I love to pie women

in the face who are wearing white pants you shouldn't be clowning I've got I've got some stories you want to hear them yeah no but first before you start though can you give me the description that 7Dupy people have joined at this site

yeah it's really good it's girls dressed up in white pants get pied in the face. What about black pants? What about women who are wearing black pants? Ew! No! Stog! No!

Way to ruin the fantasy! We're going to start our own rival group, all right? We're going to take them down. Don't worry about it. Yuck! What about gray pants? Eh, okay. Okay, okay.

It's a bit of a gray area. What about gray pants? Okay. It's a bit of a gray area. Mrs. B realizes her pie-in-the-face fantasy. Mrs. B loves white pants. She loves to wear them when she goes out in season and will find an excuse to wear them off-season. Oh, and that's nice.

That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As she relayed to me, they accentuate my curves and I feel sexy. Wait, you're? I am a sexy robot who likes white pants. He's quoting Mrs. B. Oh, okay. Mrs. B is always fantasized by getting a pie in the face.

Oh, here we go. Sorry. It was something which intrigued her since she was young and as she grew up being a tried-to-scare woman,

game of fantasy of hers. While surfing the net, she stumbled upon this side and was really taken by the concept of combining

the sexiness of white pants with humiliation of a pie in the face. This is a fashion faux pas fetish. I'm really getting a boner now. Oh, I see you wore your pants after Labor Day

and they are white. Here's your pie in the face. Remarkable. There's a picture. There is a picture. There is a couple pictures. That's really good. Her pose

in the final pie photo is a pose that can only be described as da-da-da-da-da-da. It's a living. We're going to skip a little of this, but I do want to make sure we get to the money shot.

Yep. Her pie is a clued coconut cream pie. It's a cool whip pie specifically because she plans on still wearing her favorite pair of white pants this summer. Yep. Does she not own a washing machine? She owns no other white pants. Some of the related experiences

of Do I Love To Pie Women in the Face who are wearing pants. These are other groups in Experience Project related to this. I'm a boy who likes wearing dresses. I love sexy women's shoes. I want to know what kind of underwear you are wearing today.

I'm getting, I love Deadpool. More people who love to pie women in the face who are wearing white pants. There's Ace Man of varying numbers. Hidden Side, Jenna, and Dick forPies.

Yep. I've also got, I really, really need a best friend. I wonder if Dick4Pies.com is taken. That's a pretty good business model. You're looking for number four or regular four? Yeah, number four.

For sure. For the record, Dick4Pies is how I found this. There is a... I saw that guy's username and went, yep, clicking on that. We could buy an I.O. Do you want an I.O. or do you want to go straight com? Oh, dude, we could get com.

Dick4Pies.com available. Dick4Pies.computer. What about Dick4Pies.Republican? How much is that? available what about pies dot computer what about dick for pies dot republican how much is that i want that uh republicans actually expensive another uh group that's related to i love to pie women in the face who are wearing white pants a related group is uh i love knowing that most men are afraid to debate me. On the issue of dicks being for or against pies?

Yeah, yeah. The very, very, very last piece we're going to be reading here. Because there's a bunch of other ones. Once again, this document by Sinestro. I really like it. There's so much fun in here. Go to the FPL dot us. You can see the

doc, including what's the most useful thing you can see. You can buy it at the dollar store. Anyone want to see a guy in a leotard? Why are people so bigoted against sissies? And I really, like, the content isn't as good as the title, but the title is, Where Are All These Bruises Coming From? Thank you, Sinestro.

Truly using that yellow ring of fear. Spoiler, your drug habit. Okay. I like crack cocaine. Well, that's fine. That's totally fine. Okay, so there are three different um uh experiences uh the sinestro has chosen from the group i am being gang stalked

and oh goody only manage one of them so so it's a little hard to choose little i mean it's pretty hard to choose but i think we're going to have to go for the story by a proud woman. So, Jimmy Franks, you, as I've noticed, are a proud woman. And you have a report on junk traffic. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh, crap. Holy shit.

This is a proud woman. I'm being gang stalked wait hang on I'm sorry I'm sorry on this sidebar I have a thing that says more people who are being gang stalked now it's more from people who are being gang stalked yeah except that's not what it says. Junk traffic.

50% of the traffic on the road is actually artificial. Okay. You just cut out some people. Just hear me out. I think you'll... I'm seeing bad taste. It's like... Lean back.

Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Look, these people are actually not supposed to be on the road. But they're not on the road because it's artificial. They come there to scare, stall, spy, observe, or distract. At crucial junctures, they distract people so that attention does not fall on a particular person. What? Uh-huh. Other that attention does not fall on a particular person.

What? Other times, they point attention to a particular person. Sometimes they prevent a person from reaching a certain point at a certain time. And other times, they want to spy on somebody or watch somebody's reactions. That's why I'm on the road. If this junk traffic was absent, the road would be a peaceful, clean place. But they deliberately create chaos on the road. They create ruckus and take up space.

What? Okay. And that's their job? Can I get hired doing that? Because that would supplement this animation shit really well, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, be a bad driver for profit yeah most most of these junk traffic creators are fools or highly illiterate or both and it's perfect for me

both of those it is due to them that people are largely afraid to be on roads if somebody pass oh go what's that yeah no everybody's terrified to be on the road. There's just not enough drivers in the United States. Yeah, that's really the... Yeah, okay. If somebody passes through a square at breakneck speed, understand that he is a gang stalker and he is trying to scare or stall somebody. Or he's a Saints Row protagonist.

Pay attention. Okay. I have seen these people crawling at the pace of a tortoise when they are in the middle of the street. If they drive slow or fast, they're gang stalkers. Yet when they reach the square, they speed up like a jumbo jet. Impressive car. Impressive gang stalker car that you get.

Yeah. You can tell the fake people because if they're driving on the road, they must be fake. It's like that inflatable pilot on an airplane. Apparently, I'm completely misinformed about how gang stalking works. I thought it was a whole group of people that are intentionally trying to make one person's

life miserable. But you're saying that there's only two people on the road, gang-stalking victims and the gang-stalkers. A proud woman has written at length and extensively about all the people that are out to poison her and stalk her. I see here, kerosene in my food.

Kerosene in your food? Nowadays, every food item is attacked and something poisonous is put in it. The food and water is poisoned on a daily basis. I go out and buy stuff on a daily basis. Many a days, I have nothing to eat or not a drop of water to drink. I complained about this to the police, and the police came to my house. They tasted my food and found a lot of kerosene in it. They told me that they get a lot of kerosene in it.

They told me that they get a lot of complaints like this. They tasted your food. So the police were called to your house. You said, hey, I think there's poison in this food. And the police were like, well, let me try it. Let's find out. Yeah. They told me that they get a lot of complaints like this that are already aware of gang stalking.

Told me several other instincts of gangsta talking too. I can guess the voice that they used when they said, yes, miss, we're already aware of gang stalking. But are you aware of gangsta talking? They took the culprits to task and the culprits gang stalking

is being done against me by 100 other people in 100 other ways. Tired and frustrated, angry I may be, but I do know I will win this war because God is with me. Oh, because God's gang-stalking you too? Yeah, the angels were gang-stalking you. When you look back on the sand

and see only 100 set of footprints, that is when I gang-stalked you. Well, so I've noticed that a proud woman has a couple things to help. These are things that work. Chat with your stalkers. Just ask them

what time it is or when is the next bus. Do not move house or move from city. Laugh at them, especially the police. Right. Yep. Document everything.

And take videos of them. This will make them run. Holy crap. So she is having a problem in which money is leaking out of her house. She also has prostitutes tailing her. In the very last thing that I linked there,

Portex, can you scroll to the very bottom of that page that I linked? Yeah, just gang stalk your way all the way to the bottom of the page. Can you tell me some of the related experiences to I Am Being Gang Stalked? I am loving it.

I like getting dirty messages. Sorry. I like farts. And then? I love Rihanna. Well, I did hear she's a dick slap.

IRP. I want to get fatter. I think lyrics can say it better than words. And I wear glasses or contacts. So, F+, what did we learn from our Return to Castle experience project? Oh. We're going to taste so good. I love it.

Is that what you're like? Eee-too. oh bourbon tastes so good I love it is that what you're like me too I didn't learn that though I'm now actually in the habit of just pouring myself two drinks during an F plus recording that's fine side by side that's the real F plus diet

well this is just something that we've seen many times before where people just say, I want to talk about me. I can't really relate a lot at all, but let me tell you about myself, kind of for certain values of tell and about. Kind of, yeah.

Yeah, because the experience project itself sort of breaks people into these very small, you know the home site brags about 36 million experiences shared 10 million friendships made but that's not true like everyone's just kind of like posting in their own

weird little community and like unlike the echo chamber of you know your Facebook or your Twitter like it's more than that because they're only interfacing with themselves. And usually not even that. Because usually people, as we've seen in this reading,

people are just posting into a complete void. Nobody even... Nobody even... And then nobody cares. Experience Project is just a communal vomit bucket. That's what I've learned but there's so many of these

and it's just people are vomiting and instead of actual vomit it's just oh hey everybody I want to learn how to be the mummy from the mummy or oh hey everybody I want to stick my hand in a blender and see what happens I like that you clarified the mummy from the mummy.

Yeah, the mummy from the mummy. It can't be the mummy from not the mummy. The titular mummy. That wouldn't work. The site is pretty much a distillation of what internet discourse is like. Like, if you wanted one website to show to someone what it's like to talk on the internet, it's pretty much this. Of just, hey, this is about me.

Oh, yeah? Well, this is about me. Okay, bye. Don't ever talk to anyone on the internet. Ever. There just aren't enough echo chambers online. Yeah, you just say insane things, like, through each other and past each other. So, recently, like, on the Ball Pit forums, which you should join if you're listening to this.

Yes. There's been, like, you know, every single thread that gets created has somebody going, I don't have that problem, goodbye. And so I was getting kind of a little like tired of the joke, going like, okay, yeah, great, whatever. And then coming here, it was like, oh, hey, yeah, this is fucking everywhere.

This is exactly what everybody fucking does. Well, yeah, I mean,, I mean, that's... And that's... That's sort of a weird promise that just nobody ever kind of opened up to of like, look, this wonderful machine, you'll put wires into it and then you'll communicate

with the entire... No, you won't. You'll do basically the same thing as if you just typed into a text input and then deleted the file you might get better results arguing with the command prompt you just might as well dump your

fucking bullshit there one of my sort of stalwart favorites on ball pit lately has been the hangover thread which is a fun thread where people post when they have hangovers

but the thing that I really love is when people post before they have a hangover. I just did that. Goodbye. There was one from Jack Dick about like I drank half a bottle of bourbon everything's the best.

We see you tomorrow. Just anticipating the fucking huge hangover. So the funny part is when I was drunk, I posted that going, man, I wonder if I should go get more to drink. Even though you knew what was ahead of you because you were hosting in there yep uh yeah so uh that's what we got for you uh please go to damn.dog and tell your friends because uh i'm happy with it bye-bye I have