The F Plus - 211: LIZARDS!

Episode Date: May 7, 2016

For decades, David Icke has been speaking loudly and publicly about his hypothesis that Reptoids (that is, beings who appear human but who are actually decendents of the Lizard People who live in the center of the Earth) walk among us and are plotting to enslave humanity. And of course, that's interesting and all, but we're going to be looking at the forums of the David Icke website to read the opinions of the people who took this theory and ran with it. This week, The F Plus better not be looking at pictures of human feet.

Lizards, all lizards, they're the best lizards, I love some fucking lizards! Denver, the last dinosaur, he's my friend and a whole lot more! Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla! I tried to break a break, what a fool, I said no, I'll have a lesson, I'm in a cage, and I'm all in a cage! Welcome, listeners, to the F Plus Podcast, a place with terrible things read with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Isfahan. Wow. Terrible things read with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Isfahan. Wow.

So, you are saying the mother cows are psychically attacking me, so to speak, and it is manifesting as left tit pain? Kumquats up. You talk about Lucifer really being in reference to the Galactic Federation who are here to help the humans of Earth? Nutshell gulag. I fell on his face when he took me out of body at the foot of my bed, and he had knobs.

Your friend, my friend, everyone's friend on the internet, Adam Bozarth. Has anyone heard of the type of shapeshifter that pretends to be someone you know and plays with your emotions to make you angry, and when you do, they shapeshift into a more familiar form to protect you and says, You failed my test. Why did you get angry? The proprietor and host of I Don't Even Own a Television, it's J.W. Friedman. Do you want to know why I drink orange juice before I visit you? Because orange juice makes more energy

to your body. And lemon. All you have to do is add N to Reptilia and you get reptilian. It's that easy. Oh my gosh, we have an adjective now. And that's how you spell reptilia. How you doing, F-Plus? Great, Lemon.

Pretty good. Wonderful. So, do you guys know about the reptile men that walk among us? Kumquat does. Duh. They're from the sixth dimension or something? You mean like the Soul Calibur character? That's a great guess um but uh today we're going to be reading a document

uh given to us uh by zeka uh and this is a British, let's say, fringe philosopher, to be kind, who has some theories that he's been saying for many, many, many years. that among us are people who look like humans, who act like humans, but who are actually reptile men on a secret mission of enslavement of humanity. And only Rowdy Roddy Piper can see them. Right. Well, now, Rowdy Roddy Piper and the black guy, too. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Keith David. Wait. Is this real well david ike's real um the uh the movie that we're speaking of is also real uh as far as the lizard men i mean that's a that's a question that we'll have to find out ourselves. So, yeah, once again, document put together by Zeka, 32 pages here. And I think we're going to start off with the post that we all want to read about, which is about reptoid sex. So, Isfahan, your name is A-H-D-C. You've been banned.

But will you tell us a little bit About reptilian sex Reptilian sex I'm not sure One of the two Keeping the proud tradition of Conspiracy forums that ban people a lot That's true I wonder what they do Get too close to the truth maybe

Oh of course It's simple to shapeshift, but it takes work. This is formatted like a poem, by the way. Our world of Earth has real problems with creative energy. We beat each other, steal each other's ideas, pretend to be things we are not, use illusion and peer pressure to warp our own and others' perception of each other.

Humanity kills its young, beats its young, rapes its young. Consensual sex is so lost in the mass assemblage of Earth that even virgins carry abuse within their energy body as a latent sexual pollution. So all human sex is rape? Is that your contention?

There's a lot of that going on, yeah. But only to young people. Old people are fine. They're left alone. Have you seen them naked? That seems like a lot of creative energy to me, so I don't know. Okay. The way to shapeshift is to identify the relationships in the

human assemblage of Earth. Okay. That means you need to see and understand genetic relationships to family... dot dot. Okay, sure. As well as understand how to go in counterflow

to genetic relationships in other families as they are reflected in you as a microcosmic representative of the species. Got it. I.E. That means I'm

smart. Shut up. What? Okay. Don't. Okay. Let me elucidate my point here. Yeah. You not only need to be a pietophile...

Oh, yeah. No, a pietophile is somebody who fucks peas. Oh, okay. He's going for the British spelling of p pedophile, but he transposed the A and the E there, so it's a pedophile. But you also have to develop an energetic reversal of it in your body, dot dot.

And as such... Should I be an anti-pedophile? Yeah. An energetic reversal of pedophilia. And as such, have a sexual energy not only in line with nature, but also mortally in favor of maturity. I'm so in favor of maturity that I died.

Mortally so. What did he say? He died of maturity. That's an interesting euphemism for dying of old age, but okay. Et cetera, et cetera. Through all the relationships of man. He doesn't have to spell it out for us.

I guess you skip over the parts that are given. We're initiates here. I would say as far as grandparents, grandchildren, and second cousins in terms of genetics. Can you tell I've got issues? I can't.

You would say what? I don't know what's... It's okay, Adam. I don't know what the subject and the predicate of anything is. The fact is that shapeshifting is an act of consensuality with yourself. Oh, man, I shapeshift all the time. I'm shapeshifting right now. Stop doing that during the podcast!

Can you fucking wait? And as the lizard form id, more advanced than the human form, it in itself encapsulates all of mankind's incapabilities, half-truths, and misperceptions. To have enough consensuality with yourself to shapeshift... What is happening?

Consensuality! Yeah. You need to understand sexual consent in your physical surroundings. I can't. I can't. Jay, are you familiar... Consensuality was the fourth R. Kelly album. Are you sure?

Yeah, it's the fifth one that changed everything. Oh, yeah, yeah. AMD also understand a counterflow to rape, which in this case would be intel, et cetera, et cetera. The lizard body's got a way to shut that whole thing down. counterflow to rape, which in this case would be intel, etc, etc. Yeah, the lizard

body's got a way to shut that whole thing down. Wow! I'm out. Whoa. Look, despite what Enigmas told us, we cannot all return to virginity, and this is equally not suggested. But we can plot the press...

Oh shit, it's happening already. I'm turning into a lizard person. The pressures toward perversion and the pressures and flows back to innocence. The shapesh shift exists along the universal flows toward innocence in line with natural sexual energy this guy is so good at ending a sentence he puts two periods on yeah that sentence is done motherfucker get that shit behind you because i am moving on only the shift as you make it must not be in polarity to surrounding relationships, i.e., even smarter, your lust to shift must have no fallout on the environment of people who do not wish to shift. Just like the Buddha said.

Yeah. So, caps lock. It's a piece of piss in theory. The reality is, however, that the human shapeshift until it has value will not occur. The difference between mind reptilians and sexual reptilians is huge.

I'll say. Okie dokie. So, uh... Adam, I think... Can you just explain what happened in that post there? Can you do that for me? Can you give me a book report on that post? I mean, I think, can you just explain what happened in the post there? Can you do that for me? Can you give me a book report on that post? I mean, I'll point out that, you know,

AHDC posted this at 5.53 p.m., and then he was like, wait, no, hang on, at 5.56 p.m. He went back and edited it. Yeah, so he reread this post and was like, hmm, I need to make a few points more clear. Yeah, so this is, he proofread this again after he read it. Yeah, so he re-read this post and was like, hmm, I need to make a few points more clear. Yeah. So this is, he proofread this again after he read it. He was like, alright. Now, there, that's it.

Yeah, let me add some more periods to this. The Mojus. Alright. Zeki here in the document has pointed out that there's a particular poster on the David Icke forums by the name of one Zenith who is remarkably crazy, which is terrific to be remarkably crazy on the David Icke forums. Yeah. I mean.

A paragon among crazies. That's the cream rising to the top right there. So I'll start it off here. My name is Sophie90. Okay. And I just want to ask a very simple question. Can reptilians feel love for a human female?

I mean, you know, maybe one's named Sophie. What I know is that a shapeshifter say he loves you and acts like he loves you, but he only wants your energy. Am I right, ladies? God damn it, energy con men. Those reptilians in the back know what I'm talking about.

They only want one thing. Energy. Yeah. He only wants your energy. My question is, has anyone had good experiences with something like that? No, your question is, had anyone good experiences with something like that so your question is had anyone good experience with my question is has had anyone had had anyone good experiences with something like that your brain so badly wants to say it correctly um um and then adam if you'll take a post by one zenith here uh he's a prolific poster, 5,403 posts.

And where are you located, by the way? In a huge, dark, damp cave. Okay. Well, good Wi-Fi over there, I guess. What's your current posting status? Banned. Surprise. Oops.

People just post until they're banned in these conspiracy forums Yeah, I don't know For some reason having like a Nazi war general as your avatar Doesn't get you banned Since the reptilian males Slash females I hang with Now

I believe are my Brothers And sisters And they know I am awakened. They only have sex with me in indirect ways. Just coming on you. Yeah. Yeah. Throwing pieces of fruit at their head.

They slap my penis and say you had sex. of fruit at their head. They slap my penis and say you had sex. I used to before my awakening. I believed it happened by males, but it wasn't abuse. I know of only one experience where I was attacked by a lesbian female repi. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Wow. Listen, none of us like reptilians over here, but that's no reason to use epithets like repi. They're all filthy repis, and they can go back to repi town. This is why we can never have dialogues with reptilians. But it was fun! 2004. I'm looking it up on IMDB now. Fun 2004.

I was conscious. She was ugly. And speaking some weird-ass language while she was getting off on giving me pleasure. Tea was worse than Greek. It was worse than Greek. It was worse than Greek. It was worse than Greek.

Yeah. You're like a drunk street corner Grover. Take my picture for $5. $5. Price just went up, asshole Now the horny repis make my kundalini rise In indirect ways, I hope they get off too I don't know They know your personality.

They know how you are. Gay, bi, straight, etc. Non-sexual, etc. But before my awakening, they knew they could get away with having some sex with me. They knew I wouldn't know anyway.

I can almost smell your breath. I'm so frightened right now. I know. I can't figure... Here's what I want. I can't figure out, did you like it or not? Well, they relate to you accordingly

by the above. Once they know you are awakened, you win. I tried to talk about chakras with one last dude. Oh, my God. Yeah. He kicked you out of the van. A brutally vicious reptilian male got a hold of me, and my good ant beings, light warriors, had to save me. No shit.

No shit. He... Fuck. Bleep, bleep, bleep. Fuck. And it fucking hurt, and I was in my ethereal body. I can almost feel you like leaning in towards me and the stink waves coming off.

Okay, let's try to parse that just that sentence. We don't need to parse the meaning of all of this, but he bleep bleep bleep and it fucking hurt and I was in my ethereal body. What does that mean? I think it means he had like ethereal like astral plane soul sex. Yeah, it's out-of-body lizard rape.

Oh, okay. Playing with them is like playing with fire, but I'm getting better and better at it, and I know how to single out the ornery perverted ones who have pretty much been around me all my life. So they give me what I ask for. Gnarly out of body experiences. And then they throw me the sexual stuff in there as freebies.

If my vibration get low, I mean, a little prick will get to my dream state each and every time. I like that your accent is just traveling south as this post comes on. Almost Yosemite Sam. Yeah, it's if Yosemite Sam was in the Manson family. I'm the ruthless, tootinest lizard fucker from this house. He hates varmints. And reptiles, too. Really regretting picking up this hitchhiker.

Believe it or not, not all are perverts. And if they want the sexual stuff to be fun for you, they will. If not, they won't. This is our neutral fun. If they want it to be fun, they will be perverts. If they don't want it to be fun, they won't be perverts. This is our neutral fun. Two weeks ago, they communicated another song to me,

asking them a question, and he slash they told me, you ain't seen nothing yet. 1974 song, Bachman Overdrive. Just the part where they stuttered. I guess you know what the credits music they stuttered. I guess you know what the credits music is going to be. Baby, I'm a lizard man.

So I know that they... There's the radio transmissions. They must think that that's current music for us right now. Yeah, there's the... Traveling through the vacuum of space. We've learned English from your Stephen Miller band. Oh, wow.

And also how to love. So one Zenith here has a number of posts. The next post here is Reptilian Beings Let's Become Friends. But we're going to skip that one and instead move to a thread title that confuses me very, very, very, very, very, very much.

And that thread title is Reptile Has XXX With A Shoe! Exclamation point, exclamation point. Must see! Well, obviously the reptile is drinking with the shoe because XXX is like all the X's on the cartoon. Oh, so you think he's drinking Trace Eckies? Yes.

I think so. All right, Kumquats up. Yes. I'd like you to take over for one Zenith here, please. Oh, no. So the original post, if you'll just take that real quick. Reptile has XXX with a shoe! Must see!

Now I'm thinking of it as like it's a hardcore video. Wait a minute, I'm looking at the video and that's a tortoise, not a lizard. I mean, I know tortoises are lizards, but you know what I mean. I just imagine it like when he says XXX, now it's like hardcore pornography where the turtle's being... Have you seen that video where the turtles fuck? It's really great. And the turtle goes...

So wait, Reptoids could be like not lizard people, they could be turtle people? Just turtles. Or even Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle people. Oh my god! One would propaganda for the Reptile Invasion. That's the reason why that movie was so unpopular. And then, KamakuaSap,

down on post number 16, you elucidate. Your post is pretty long. Oh boy. So let's just start with but before that being abducted me. Uh.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. But before that being abducted me. He's like a weed whacker. Astral.

Yeah, he was being started. In a very open auditorium slash lobby hotel with a very small odd-shaped swimming pool about 3.5 feet deep, I was walking around in the pool looking down, looking and counting the little toad ass and rocks. Then, boom, he stopped me and stood or leaned in front of me. I couldn't move. He fell four feet wide. front of me, I couldn't move. He felt four feet wide.

He did not show me his face, but I know he was a reptilian by his energy. It felt like a big refrigerator blocking me. Reptilian is the color of your energy. That is how big he felt. That is when he abducted

my astral body and dropped me from the dark grey UFO High in the sky Then I fell to the bed slowly But he caught me inches away from my bed He did it so gently Catching my astral body And overlaid it with my physical body I just want to remind everybody

That this conversation was started with a video of a turtle fucking a croc. That's all you need when you're crazy. That's all you need to get you going. That's a pretty good conversation starter. I just want to appreciate where we started our journey.

Another being about a year or so ago took me out of body from my bedroom, floated me down the hallway on my back in my house and over by the TV and moved me around in circles a couple times. And when he finished, he took me back down the hallway to my bedroom and shoved me, my astral body, back in my body. It was funny. He shoved me.

I am really good at being out of body and conscious of it. Who wants an ast national airplane ride? When I floated me down my hallway, that is when I reached back and felt his smooth, soft scales in his stomach area. Smooth, soft scales? Yes. I don't think you understand how reptiles work. Yes, narrowly. He felt me about 365 pounds,

6 foot 3 inches. He felt physical, of course. This is why nobody can believe my experiences because they cannot relate to being out of body in their own house or other dimensions and being in other realms that the aliens create. They gotta go out of body a lot too probably but they are never conscious of it and

may never be in their lifetime. First of all, the really nice reptilians are the least likely to come forward and give me my OPEs. Oh, you know me. So I... Lizard people aren't going to knight me.

So I get the perverts a lot, or unary types. Joel is kind of rogue, though. Fucking blizzard man Joel? Yeah. types. Hey, Joel is kind of rogue, though. So, okay. Blizzard man Joel? Yeah. There's nice reptilians, there's mean reptilians. The mean ones abduct you and have sex with you.

The nice ones, like, buy you coffee, or... Give you free out-of-body experiences, apparently. Donate to your Kickstarter? Yeah. But Joel is a wild card oh that joel's gonna happen when joel rolls up um uh the zeka points out some more uh posts here um by one zenith and they're they're pretty good um especially one has a title which i love uh which is drinking milk and left boob pain. Joel, by the way, or one scene, by the way, is male.

I just want to mention. But anyway, so we're going to go past that to a different poster by the name of Saturn 010. And Jay, I believe that one goes to you. So, Saturn 010 has a particular... Well, would you... What would you describe Saturn 010's

avatar as? A Zionist Nazi albino lizard man. Oh, goodness. With a neck beard. He kind of looks like Mewtwo in a Nazi hat, but it's got a Star David on it. That is a confusing metaphor. Yeah. I don't know what's going on here at all.

He looks like a futuristic Uber driver. Wow, your Uber drivers are really well-dressed. I'm just here to talk about reptilian humanoid feet. Hey, we got a feet guy. But listen, okay, I've just started a Facebook group for reptilian humanoids to post pictures of their feet. If you are interested and wish to post pictures of your feet, please ensure that you are certain you are a reptilian humanoid. You can't just be certain. Please no humans to post photos of their feet if they are mainstream and have nothing to do with the true greatness that shines through with all things reptilian feet.

Wow. You really like reptilian feet like a lot. So this guy buys into the conspiracy theory that there are lizard people controlling shadow world governments. Yep, yep, yep. But he's like, yes, and I want to fuck their beautiful, perfect lizard feet. Yes.

Let's unite as one and make the awareness of us as reptilians of the significance that our feet have universal wide in their true uniqueness that is characterized by our sheer dominance as one and make the awareness of us as reptilians of the significance that our feet have universe-wide in their true uniqueness that is characterized by our sheer dominance as reptilian humanoids in joy. And does anyone

want to click that Facebook link and find out what's there? I don't have a Facebook account. No, thank you. Oh, Nutshell's gonna do it for us. Um, well, there's a, uh, the header is, kind of looks like a Sasquatch lizard man Oh god, that post!

And then it's just nothing but feet Lots and lots of feet Mainstream feet Yellow pedicures Lizard feet though, right? It's all the same guy over and over again It's just this brad harding

guy posting pics of his feet uh yeah so so speaking of that uh their uh saturn 010 continues the conversation about reptilian and feet um in in several places including facebook and um a members only section uh that you can't get to without an account. But, you know, Zach has provided. And so Allie UK says to a particular foot photo, you have posted a link to a site that is showing normal feet. Well done. And Saturn 010 has a response. They ain't normal.

They're reptilian humanoid feet. You're getting confused with the fact that they are pigment skin feet, and so is human skin. My feet aren't normal human feet. That's for sure. Didn't you notice the curve and the arch in the girl's feet that was on there? The shape of her feet? Try and tell me they aren't reptilian feet. The real reptilian feet look like this.

I fucking dare you! So I clicked on this guy's Facebook page. The real reptilian feet look even better than ours, so you ain't seen nothing yet. Oh my god! This guy

might be the Patrick 82 of the David Icke forms. Oh my god! This was a different person. There's like a weird BTO undertone to so many of these people's posts. Is everyone Canadian?

Maybe that makes sense. Also in response to that. No, I think this covers people from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma. What about Philadelphia? Atlanta! Oh, my God. Hey, Saturn010, why couldn't you give a fuck?

I couldn't give a fuck about how many friends I got on Facebook. At least there are people I know in real life and not just some people you had to get a higher status and higher friend count on Facebook to make yourself feel better. They're not normal feet. You are fucking blind, sir. I'm sorry. Get over it. I have reptilian feet

and you do not suck shit. over it. I have reptilian feet and you do not suck shit. He really put his foot down in that post. And with that, he did, like, the jerk-off and jizz move. Dot, dot, bang. Saturn-010 called into question one more time by Grandmaster P.

And Grandmaster P says, you are taking the piss, mate. Just checked out, just checked that FB page out. Those reptilian feet are covered in green makeup. FFS, having a laugh is a good thing. And kudos if this is a joke. If you are taking this shit seriously, then you possibly need help there. What's so funny? What green makeup? I didn't put any green makeup

on my feet. That's fucking stupid. I'm not a wannabe reptilian, okay? You seem to forget the fact that I am a humanoid reptilian. So I know I'm not green like all those wannabe reptilian fans think. If you're not looking reptilian or you aren't green, then you're not reptilian shows how much you know about reptilian humanoids.

You're showing your ignorance, buddy. You can tell he's angry because he's just throwing all punctuation out the window. When I look in the mirror and make my physicality disappear, I see a red reptilian. From another star system constellation to someone from a reptilian race, I'm unaware of there's at least 15 different types of reptilians and how they look, not to mention how they all look within each type of how they look. Keep your opinions on the Facebook page

with the reptilian feet to yourself. I know they are reptilian feet. I'm not stupid. He's just saving up the punctuation for the ellipses at the end. Jay, your flow is sick. Look, when you got reptilian feet, sometimes you got to fly. Saturn 010 is definitely the Patrick 82 of this form.

Want to be reptilians. There's more slap fights with Saturn 010 in them, but we'll leave it there because we're going to move on to a thread started by Shadespire. That's not Shell Gulag. So Shadespire, you're a member. You've posted 56 times. You've been liked once.

And you have a problem. Is that right? Hello. I am new on these forums, but I have some important information is that right? Hello. I am new on these forums, but I have some important information that needs to get out. I have been targeted heavily by reptilians and the Department of Homeland Security for two years now.

I live in Seattle, and I'm followed by people being paid by DHS wherever I go. They show up wherever I am, gang-stalking and harassing me. Most, if not all of these people, are reptilian They show up wherever I am, gang-stalking and harassing me. Okay, gotcha. Most, if not all of these people, are reptilian-slash-human or gray-slash-human hybrids, meaning they have a small amount of alien DNA.

In November of last year, dozens of people I know started to inhabit the house in which I live, hiding outside of visible light. While using this medium, they are invisible but can be heard throughout the day They do all kinds of stuff from taking, hiding, vandalizing things, hurting my animals, etc They are all being forced into being here by full-blooded reptilians

who are hiding in an underground tunnel network that lies underground beneath our house So there's a whole caste system like the purebloods The purebloods are like the best And then the human-reptoid hybrids They're like the lower class

But the best people live underground Dungeons and dragons No, they're lizard muggles Okay Okay Lemon's like trying to process all the nerd references Coming at him right now Searching David A. Quarrel's Hairy plus hotter Lemon's like trying to process all the nerd references coming at him right now

searching David Icke for a Harry plus Potter I can only dump so many books at once, god these people most of whom are part reptilian themselves are so deathly afraid of these beings that they will do anything they say

they have told me about a portal that exists underground beneath our house, which is the reason they can inhabit our house undetected. They tell me I am part reptilian as well. Oh, that's why you're in on the secret.

I understand. But I'm a different type than them. This may be the reason they are targeting my family and I. I've tried to contact the police about being stalked by people, and they basically told me I needed to be on medication. I'm sure many people have recommended that.

It's all lizard conspiracies. You can't take the pills they give you. Of course. These people are trying to break us down financially and psychologically. My grandparents were harassed by these people heavily, and my grandmother died in 07 of an aneurysm because of the incessant harassment. Is that harassment causes aneurysms?

Yes, absolutely. Harassment makes your brain go boom. Seattle is a hotbed for people of reptilian and gray bloodlines. Most of the world doesn't know this. Because of all the Microsoft engineers or why Seattle specifically? It's got a nice moist, you know,

humidity. With the lack of sunshine that they would get cold. I never read into reptilians or believed any of this stuff until last year. Hmm. I wonder what happened last year. Right after the car accident.

Yep. If anyone has any experience in dealing with reptilians or these people, can you recommend any way to deal with this? I am running out of ideas. Thank you. Also, here are videos I have uploaded to YouTube detailing more about what's going on.

Okay. Uh, and this playlist does not exist. Aww. Sorry. The lizard people heard about it. Goddammit, reptilians! Sorry. And then, uh, Adam, you'll be Aristocrat, please. Aristocrat.

Aristocrat. Aristocrat. Ask for help. Basically, God. And when I say God, I mean the God that is not defined by any religion. I have harassments by perverted

and weirdo aliens, but not to this extent. In fact fact I think they've been even more careful since the last time I've called for God's help everything literally went silent in my

head as I found out that the voices in my head aren't always mine oh does this mean I get to have an audition in an asylum because of this knowledge? Yep.

And a coat with extra long sleeves. And I can literally felt a presence called. And everything went quiet and still. The aliens were pretty much not happy when I made a deal with them, which did not happen.

Because I asked God to help me if the aliens do anything outside the conditions and slash all loopholes of my deal, I wanted to know why and what they were doing and planning to do with me. I usually call God in dreams, but I think it will be hard for you to call out. Calling out for help in your mind can do. In your sleepwalk, but for so long as you remember him at state and call out for help, then you're all good. Now, what am I talking about? That's a great one.

Whoever you compare gives you that indicator. Just every five minutes. So, what are you talking about? What do you think Shakespeare was trying to say with this monologue? Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! I honestly don't understand why people won't try calling out to God when this God I'm talking about is not defined by religion. We really should not let belief or disagreement of the existence of a God cloud our minds. When we have not tried it for yourself, try doing it.

God has no name, so just call God. Brack. Sorry. That's so funny. God has no name, so just call God. God. God! God!

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Quote, ding, ding. Quote, unquote, God, that's not the only advice I can give. I don't really expect you to do this, but what else can I give to the knowledge-less people? And when I say

knowledge-less... But we're on the David Icke forums where everyone's smart. Yeah. And when I say knowledge-less, knowledge-less, I mean to say that I have a gist of some things that you don't know or understand.

Well, excuse me. Excuse me all the shit. If you're not going to take my advice, then leave the house. I know you said... What? If you're not going to take my advice, then leave the house. I'm going to evict it if I don't listen to you?

Yes. Leave my house at once. Never to return to Downton Abbey. I know you said that it means a lot to you, but a love for a now-living thing is so important to you than the harassment of many. It may sound heroic, but it's another reason why I avoid materialism.

Oh, my God. That does sound heroic. Way to take a stand. Treasured memories or not, you're simply attaching yourself to something that will not last for all eternity. So let it be in vain. It also doesn't help that there is a portal under your house. I suppose it wouldn't, yeah. Remember? Yeah. I mean it wouldn't, yeah. Remember?

Yeah. I mean, not really, actually. You had to bring it up. I had to remind you that this is in fact a response to the thing we read previously. Ty's righted.

It really seems like it. So in response to that, in a nutshell, as Shadespire, you were very happy for some reason for that response. And you respond back. I am confident that this will end before too long. Sometimes the people in the 4D will answer yes or no questions. I have learned from them that the Arcturians have been helping me, and they are probably the ones arming me before I'm engaged by the army operatives while I sleep.

These people also tell me that the portal is slowly closing, meaning that these people have a limited time to be here before they can no longer exit the 4D. And then what? And then to the 5D? Or where do you go from there?

Man, I don't know. Brass Lices confuse me. Me too. So anyway, so to that, there's a little bit of back and forth. And what the fuck was your name? Oh, yes. Aristocrat. Aristocrat's very happy that he's formed a friendship here.

And so he has a response for Spade. Spade, I wish I can visit you or stay in your house for at least one night. Oh, no. It's a good idea to let that person in your house. Aristocrat moves fast. that person in your house. Aristocrat moves fast. I have this being who protects me and

has been trying to do things to make me happy and I get hugs from her slash him slash it if I request to. I think she may be a female or neither gender. She has blue circular

eyes. Really bright when I see her eyes at night. No pupils, no nothing. Just bright, glowing, blue, circular thing as eyes. Ooh, that sounds pretty creepy. Oh, my. But I doubt that's her real eyes as I've seen her eyes human-like before I think.

One time she saved me from being possessed when I was really emotionally drained. And she made me say a prayer in my mind as I was too weak or sleepy to open my eyes

or even register what the hell was happening. Much like me, right now. Yeah. After that, I slept back like a baby. In fact, I slept so peacefully that I almost forgot what happened a few hours ago.

Me too. Although I was worried that she was possibly tired, as I know fighting entities can take too much energy from you. But I really do want to visit you, and I feel some energy vibes there. I wouldn't worry too much for being attacked, as I know that she'll protect me. What I really worried is that she

might get tired again, for all I know. This entity just gets tired. Yeah. So I spent a second here trying to figure out a way to lead in, because the post I'm going to introduce here,

it happens, because there's like, what, 19 pages to this thing? Oh my God. So I was going to kind of take us through the journey that led to this post, but then I realized that nobody's actually talking to each other. Yeah, not really. So it doesn't super duper matter.

They just see that there's a response. Oh, I can post again. Oh, the thread's active. All right. Now it's my turn. So to that end, somewhere in this thread is another post by One Zenith. And Jay, if you'll take that, please. Oh, Lord.

Since I was a reptilian in my past life, I believe that makes me more than a hybrid in this life. I had a complete past life flashback where I became a full-bodied, 100% male reptilian 2004. I was him for like five minutes or longer. I was not dreaming. I laid down, then boom! Became 100% him. I wasn't in an altered state of consciousness.

Oh, no. I had no feelings. I mean, technically, an altered state of consciousness for this guy would be sobriety. Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point. He was in the standard state of consciousness.

Yeah, he was in his regular state of consciousness. I had no feeling slash compassion part of my brain whatsoever. Pure viciousness. I even had an orgasm with a penis. I looked down at my dong and was able to morph it as big as I wanted to by

thought alone. Then I was raping somebody, probably my aunt. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary.

Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary.

Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary.

Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary.

Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Diary. Di was my left arm. I didn't figure it all out until nine years later. How would I know all that if I wasn't him in my past life? I have other proof too. What blood type are you? What? Just asking for my collection. Just paddling down the stream of consciousness. Is this your OKCupid profile?

Could be. So anyway, that reptilian I became was sort of my grandfather as well. My great-great-grandma would always say, Satan, get behind me. She knew the reptilians were messing with them. We're messing with them. No, my reptilian buddies and gals who give me awesome astral abductions are sweet. I can draw in the vicious ones at any time.

Don't be scared if a reptilian shows up in your bedroom tonight. I can only relate to Saturn 10 at this point, and he will be the only one I converse with. He is very intelligent. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho okay. Tell your aliens to come to one Xenith's house. I have two big spare bedrooms, lol, and a living room, and other lists.

Lol. Those who have robbed me, I have many lists. Wait, wait, P.S. And the fucking aliens do own you. They will fucking slice you up, too. Whoa, whoa. Wow.

My. I don't know. That's scary. When did the aliens join MS-13? Lobster 99 is my new buddy. My brother is about to go to prison So that should tell you something right there About us reptilian beings

You don't F with us, we aren't your average mofos Hee hee Reptilians kick your ass Reptilians kick your face Reptilians kick your balls Into outer space I did hear if you go to prison It's best to join the reptilian gang

well you know you gotta stick with the reptilians when you're in prison um um okay what is happening what's next

I gotta say once again 32 pages in this document provided by Zeka. And there's definitely a tone and tenor that I like to set in an F Plus recording, which is sort of like, you know, let's give a little bit of an overview. Let's kind of, like, try

to, like, you know, accelerate the crazy gradually. But we are on the David Icke forums. There's no regular baseline to start from. Because all of these people take this shit as red. You know? Okay, so this thread is called I Got Death Threats because I talk about cyborg

people on the internet. Awesome. You know how rare it is to get death threats on the internet? That sounds like a, sounds like a Grindhouse movie. Uh, and then, uh, Isfahan. Okay. Um, so, uh, this, uh, is, uh, your post here. And then Isfahan Okay So this Is your post here

It is a post by Electrolight Electrolight site Alright you're a bottle of Gatorade But an eyeball Here I talk about it just started a topic About getting death threats Sounds to me like a lot of your problems are not with

reptilians, but through not creating what symbolizes what exactly through intention of your divine nature within. Holy shit. Dwarf on reptilians. You may want to consider stopping all the paranoia as when you empower your symbolism

through the fourth dimension, as opposed to the back dimension, you yourself are actually making these things happen without even realizing it. And here's where I go gray. I believe without... No, no, no, no, use that word! Don't use that word! I believe without reptilians you would not even be able to exist

because how could you possibly act-end? Technically it wouldn not even be able to exist, because how could you possibly action? Technically, it wouldn't even be possible. The spiritual flaws of the universe are just paths for creation, and without them, what else will you do? How could energy flow with zero

understanding for anything else but itself? Even understand to action? Sorry. You gotta keep going. This is a rich slice of cake right here. Yeah. We would just be a bunch of random energy all over the place. You think everybody

has a great spirit energy field naturally? It takes time and progression. They are here for a reason, just like we are. This is a prison planet, and we came to extend. And if you try, then you will succeed, just like everything else. You either make it your problem or your solution. Just don't create the problem.

You're going to provide the solution for thinking you're smart. Well, I mean, sometimes it's best to create a problem and then create the solution, and then sell the solution to venture capitalists. The invisible claw of the free market.

Sorry. Easy joke. Sorry. It's a beautiful claw that is clearly a lizard claw. Just because it's human-colored. Go suck an egg. They own that territory, and I'd advise avoiding that at all costs. Be sincere, truthful, peaceful, compassionate, joyful, loving, wishing everybody happiness and tranquility. Even the reptilians, them especially,

you want them to leave you alone, try loving them. It works great. Come here, Gekko, give me a hug. Can you hear me? Not good. Oh, my God. Are you just Scandinavian? What the fuck?

Yes, I... So, if you want the reptilians to go away, tell them that you love them? Yes. If you love something, set it free.

Okay. Now it's time for Spells of Magic. Place rosemary under your pillow to help you remember your dreams and to keep away

nightmares and other unwanted nighttime visitations. What? Yeah. You heard me. Yeah, you know, Rosemary for remembrance. So I don't actually have any more Rosemary.

Can I just put this old steak under my pillow instead? What if I want the nighttime visitations? You gotta get your OBEs, man. Also, you may want to get yourself some selenite crystals and place them near your bed. They are amazing. Rosemary is extremely powerful also. Don't underestimate

this. It removes jealousy and all kinds of wonderful things. Rosemary removes jealousy, does it? What other wonderful things does it remove? All kinds. All kinds of wonderful things does it remove? All kinds. All kinds of wonderful things it removes. Look, I've seen it in action, and I know it works 100%. You can see it working.

The word jealousy just floated out of the person's head. Do away. I use rosemary like Frank's red hot sauce. Lol. Puts that on everything, lol. Oh my god, that was in the text. I thought that was a joke. No, that's not to decide.

Doesn't translate so well in the country where I'm from. The country of Frank's Red Hot Sauce. I mean, it doesn't make sense. I would put rosemary in a fried egg. That'd be fine. I mean, on enchiladas that'd be kind of weird. Pizza would fried egg. That'd be fine. Yeah. I mean, like, on enchiladas, that'd be kind of weird. Pizza would be weird.

That would be weird. I've had a rosemary chocolate tart before. That was pretty good. My penis, I think that'd be weird. A penis? Yeah. Because you do love to put Frank Red Hot on your penis. I love fucking it. Alright, so yeah,

that was a post about all the things that Electrolyte site likes, like crystals and rosemary. And then, Aristocrat, you have a response there. No!

Do not use crystals. Or any form of crystals. What? Avoid using crystals or any other form of crystals. And names that has crystal in it. Like Crystal Gale. Do not drink Crystal Light. Don't get those

cheap little hamburgers. What about the can't use the crappy hot sauce? This will recharge whatever implants the aliens put on you. In fact,

everyone has implants. Everyone? You think that crystals are helpful, but that's what they want you to think. Oh, you're making yourself some powerful enemies by saying

crystals are bunk. I thought I just got ripped off by the guy at the rock store and it turns out that fucking lizard people are behind it. These things are useless. Also, they charge the electrical shit that's in my body. They're fooling you. All the websites who promote the use

of crystals are either fooled or the new age liars themselves. Never use crystals. If you truly want real rocks and minerals to help you, heed my warning and use Organite instead of crystals. Ding! Oh. Ding, ding, ding. Who's got an agenda?

Big dough! Show me Organite. I should drink some silver, too. Yeah, colloidal silver. Yep. Put colloidal silver on your Organite. Lizards hate that. Yeah, so then Electrolyte Sight and Aristocrat get into a fight about Organite versus Rosemary.

Oh, boy. Oh, I guess, yeah. Oh, boy. I'll fucking dare you? Electrolyte Scythe points out that while he uses rosemary, he also uses sage and sweetgrass.

Yeah, you have to smudge your crystals. I told you I saw it work. They also have tons of negative energy in them. Electrolyte Scythe's house must smell like a smoker i love it when i smell like a ham um so uh so anyway uh yeah so that so that uh that goes on for a while uh which is uh fun um and then uh lobster 99 uh jumps in the middle of that. Lobster99, that's Adam, please.

Is that like the first instance of two conspiracy theory new age people actually directly butting heads over something and trying to convince the other person that they're wrong? That's a great point. I think it might be. No, I saw a Bible conspiracy person go up against an alien conspiracy

person at a bus stop downtown. No, but I mean on this podcast. Who won? Who won? Neither one of them. They just started screaming and then the bus left. What's the best possible outcome? Legend has it they're still...

Visit Portland! Legend has it they're still at that bus stop to this day. And if you listen very closely, you can still hear the Margie ring off in the distance. His crazy grew three sizes that day. Adam, you are loudspeaker nine, please.

You talk since endless hours about the power that you have. You got too much power, while I got no power over all the death threats against me and all the fucking negativity. It's just

making me feel hurt. Evilness is nothing that I support. It would be easy to be evil. I hate evilness. By the way, please vote up my evilness is not something I support shirts on Threadless. I'm hoping

making enough votes will really change the world, really. It's just something I don't put any support in stock. I hate it. I like it if everything is nice for everyone. Wow.

There is the problem. I am not some alien. I am human. But I had vertical slits eyes in the past. Because you're a cat? So

friends told me that and on photos also I saw it sometimes. But I should be a normal human. Problem is that I got extremely much astral realm experiences. Yeah, that's extremely much. I think this is the, is this that Shiba Inu? Yeah, such astral. Wow.

Wow. Plus strange lucid dream experiences and other stuff going on. My problem is, believe it or not, I got a love relationship with a demon since many years. Oh, man. We'll get you every time.

Now there's going to be a fun love triangle. It's an actress. And you all would call her probably a reptilian shapeshifter, her eyes and stuff. But she's very positive. Problem is that in dreams and in astral realms, we see each other and she always gets called lunatic from others. We see each other, and she always gets called lunatic from others. Plus, when I pray for her, I pray almost every day for her because I love her really so much. There starts a smoke to appear, and it moves trough my living room. And one time she appeared in my living room, but she just asked if she can have my energy.

She went away as I said no. She respected me. My question now to you is, can you have a love relationship with a demon? A shapeshifter? However you call it. A hybrid human. What do you say?

It's highly important. Oh, highly important. Yes, please. I need to know. I mean, I don't think that the people in the David Icke forums are experts in demons. Well, what about love relationships? Oh, they're experts in that. Oh, totally, yeah.

Just completely, there's a long post, which I won't read, but the first sentence of it is, No offense, but what the fuck are you guys talking about? It's like the one normal person wandered in. That's a slack bot that posted that. That guy was like literally browsing the internet. Like, I guess I'll go to this one now.

Oh, no, wait, they're the original poster. Yeah. Yeah, you should read the rest of that because, I mean, guys guys let's get back to reptilians god damn it what's up with this turtle fucking a croc all right um so uh we probably have to um uh we probably have to close it out here um with uh another well you know what you know come quats up just hello just finish that off here should finish that off with the shade spire post please no offense but wtf are you guys talking about well if you don't want to discuss

stuff on this subject that's cool but do it somewhere else because this thread is filling up with stuff that has nothing to do with what we were talking about or the subject of reptilians for that matter. I shot this video today at my place. It shows the cargo jets I was talking about earlier that they use to track me everywhere I go. There are many people who are aware of my situation. Many of them have been viewing this thread. Oh, my God. Wait, wait.

Come quits up. I have to interrupt you here. Yes, hello? Because as you were reading, I was just looking at this post by Lobster99. I'm Lobster99. Are you Lobster99? Yeah, well, you might be Lobster99. But the post from Lobster99 that starts out,

But what I do not understand is what they want from humans. If you'll just read that, please. But what I do not understand is what they do want from humans if they are evil to humans. Plus humans call them demons. And why are they demonic? Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark. They've got everything they want.

So question, line break, line break, a bunch of question marks, line break, line break. 4D, 3D, 5D, 7D, whatever. Whatever. They can have sex with everyone because they can transform into everyone an old ugly old shape shifting guy can morph into an attractive young lady

and have sex with a model guy I think I saw that movie they must be gay and lesbian I know I saw that movie you must be gay and lesbian. I know I saw that movie. You must be gay and lesbian. The full shifters. I saw that movie.

I'm probably just 10% to 20%. Gay or a shifter? I'm more normal human. Whatever. But may Mystery Science Theater be a pretty insane species. whatever but they mystery science theater be a pretty insane species what's insane to this guy and how they choose their appearance if they not even got one

I mean it's fake everything about them is fake it's just a fake construct so what about them is real what okay this is now very important for me to know So What about the Ms. Real? What? Okay, this is now very important for me to know If she would now

next to me a normal date no alien action with teleportation stuff That was the thing that was very important for me to know No alien action with teleportation stuff. No teleportation. Just a normal date, you know? Just like Olive Garden.

So, she is next to be on my couch. Could I touch her hand, gentle? I mean, sure. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Go ahead. Please do. Please do. And would it feel normal? I mean, no, it wouldn't. Like, I feel like? I mean, no, it wouldn't.

I feel like you plus human contact probably never feels normal. Physical? Yeah, uncomfortably so, yeah. And if you say yes, how that makes logical sense. Oh, and her fear are horses, by the way. Her feet are horses? No, her fear. No, her fear are horses.

Fear are horses. Well, you know what Her fear are horses. Fear are horses. Well, you know what she should do? What? Bathe it. That's my emo band name. Her fear are horses. I'm still lobster 99. Why? You are brilliant.

See, the point is, she has strange fears of horses, but she loves seahorses, the little ones in the ocean. Those aren't horses. She calls them water dragons. She calls them water dragons. She likes them so much. And you know it all, wow. It's not a joke here. I uploaded a photo for you.

She loves seahorses. I'm a seahorse? Thanks. It's from a band. It's from a band film that she did. It's not allowed to upload or play movie anywhere, not even on TV, and it's not allowed to sell it on DVD. It's on every level, not available, banned 200%.

But I got the film. I downloaded it on many years ago on a site that got erased years ago she played a girl that got sick yeah she played a girl that got sick and molested and her handlers in the film put her naked in a box in the basement until her mind started to split and got dissociated

got dissociated as a new alter she got out of the box and killed her handler it was a pure so F plus other than the importance and truth of seahorses, what do you think we learned in this episode? That the Reptoids are everywhere and that we might as well bow under the yoke of our new masters. It seems to do things

to people. The reptoids seem to have an effect on other people's brains. Yeah. Seems like it. Unfortunately, probably a lot of these people are suffering from undiagnosed or untreated schizophrenia. 100%. Yep. Totally. Well, probably untreated, not

undiagnosed. Well, okay. Like, I'm sure a lot of people tell them that they're schizophrenic. But they should really take their medication. How does David Icke, who is not schizophrenic, one would assume... Well, you know, I mean, I don't know. I feel like he's been beating this drum forever.

But, like, he's... Like, a guy who's clearly not disturbed to this degree is hearing from people like this. What I have to say must be a consistent, almost daily basis, maybe, you know? From, like, having to answer emails and stuff or going to, like, alien conventions. Like, how does he not just go,

oh, wait, I'm full of shit do you think do you think he's entirely cynical about it like he's like he's getting money so he just rolls with it or or what no it must be like he must believe it enough to go like uh-huh like you're crazy but i'm not maybe he tells himself that they're crazy because you know somebody experimented on them or something like that but what if he doesn't I think David Ike believes it I think he does I feel like because it's not like he's rolling

it in you know in screws McDuck money from the shit yeah like you know he sells books it's fine but like but yeah I don't think it's if it was purely like like just crass commercialism I feel like it would be done slightly better

he would have supplements for sale right exactly yeah yeah Alex Jones is doing this much better than this guy is I think there's shades of it I mean I have no doubt that you know the David Icke's probably sitting there going like, well, yeah,

fucking, of course reptilians are real, but they don't like feet. What maroons. But then, also conversely, he may show up on one of those History Channel things going like, and I've heard from my contacts out there in the world that they love human feet

right right right right yeah all it takes um to to get this kind of crazy that you can obviously tell has some sort of like internal consistency to it inside the person's own mind like we can't figure it out but obviously they've got to figure it out. All, I think all it would take to get this kind of crazy is to just, like, the part of your brain that's responsible for any kind of critical thinking at all. You lose that, and you can get there. Well, and I, I mean, and there's definitely, like, a huge part of me that's sympathetic towards that, because, like, I have been way too high. And I've had experiences where I'm running through thoughts in my brain that suck.

And you speak them out loud, and everyone's like, that thought is fucking lame. That's dumb. That's a dumb thought. And you're like, no, but seriously. And they're like, shut up. Please stop saying that. But in that state, you're like no but seriously and they're like shut up please stop saying but in that state you're also highly suggestible so this like the greys and the reptilians it's ubiquitous so it sort of propagates itself amongst the people who are extremely suggestible and have no critical

thought critical thinking capabilities so it just kind of snowballs on itself. But in this modern age of the Internet, if you are presented with a fact that is actually, the majority of the time today, that is actually an impetus to not believe. I mean, you know, there's a great news article about Trump's campaign and about how a lot of, you know, when presented with, hey, Trump lied about this thing, the majority of Trump supporters said, ah, well, that's more proof that he was right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody disagrees with me, therefore I am correct. And this is, I have no doubt that David Icke is, you know, harnessing that same bat shit.

that same batshit. He's riding forth on a chariot of schizophrenics that all believe various degrees of insanity, but they have a concurrent running thread of lizard people. Now, there are lizard people. There might be lizard people

with chemtrails. There might be lizard people with weird. There might be lizard people. You know all the lizard people. I know the best lizard people. They've got great portals They've got And some of them I assume They're coming here, they're licking our women's feet

They're raping our astral bodies And if you are highly suggestible And stupid, you should pay $1,000 to Ball Pit. That is B-A-L-P dot I-T. You'll have 100 accounts that you can dole out to other people. Get banned 100 times at Ball Pit. All right.

Well, thanks, everybody, for being here. Thank you for listening, and goodbye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Night. I like Blizzard Man in the fighting games.