The F Plus - 220: Girl Pits Boys

Episode Date: July 16, 2016

As we've demonstrated so far, human sexuality is a complicated and frequently confusing morass. And to that end, we present to you: The men of GirlPits. They like the armpits of girls. A lot. And now it's time for you to hear about it. This week, body odor gets a theme song.

switch on your treadmill and ask her to exercise naked for at least 15 minutes then raise her right arm and squeeze a lemon on it and put a diced cucumber on it now keep pressing your arm while cucumber held in the armpit for 20 seconds raise the arm again and eat a healthy fresh salad full of juice. This is the F Plus Podcast. A sensuous, very hairy, and very stinky place. There's terrible things.

They're red with enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Booth Reingear. My tushentatcher when I was 12, she had a healthy growth down her underarms. Kumquats up! Out of the night that covers me, black as the pit from pole to pole. Jimmy Franks! Personally, I go for either light hairy or dark stubble, but I'll take it as I can get it. Oh my God, Bump Girl's back.

Garner and Glisten are heavenly armpits in rebel and sexy frenzy. They're not remiss. From one of my favorite podcasts on the internet, I don't even know television, it's Chris Collision. Nose just millimeters from ferried scent of moistened sweat, fur helds in housed drops of intent. Tongue comes out to touch the tip of stubble's sticky pointed grovel pit. And lemon.

Now put some whipped cream on her pussy and on your dick. Remember to pull back your foreskin and start licking my girlfriend. Had two days stubble. I got rashes on my tongue. If you think, you can have sex too. Can I? if you think you can have sex too can i if you think you can Hey, F-Bless. Hey, Lemon. Hello.

Hi, Lemon. Hi. What do you guys think is the pinnacle of human beauty? Talking about human beauty now, not reptilian beauty. Jimmy Franks. Cheesecake? Hmm. Cheesecake? Hmm. Cheesecake.

Is that just the word that you say when you don't have an answer? Usually. Jimmy Franks wearing cheesecake. All of your answers were incorrect, and you should know that, because the correct answer obviously is the armpit. The armpit was what I was looking for. This is why you'll never win the $100,000 pyramid.

You might win Match Game, though. You might win Match Game. Well, you might win RuPaul's Snatch Game. So today we're going to be, uh, looking at a site, um, called Girl Pits. That is, uh, www.girlpits.com. It is the Girl Pits Forum. Uh, the worldwide...

Oh, this is for, uh, this is for women in NASCAR, uh, right? Like NASCAR pit crews? That would be pit girls. No. Oh. Oh. Is this women eating olives? That would actually also be pit girls.

Sister site girl pimentos. No. Girl pits is the worldwide underarm fetish forum. Worldwide. It is all a celebration of girls and their armpits. Absolutely, man. I'm all for body positivity. Yeah, that's what

we're looking at, body positivity. And that's why the top of the site has a banner ad that says armpitgirls.com Sweaty sex and armpits. Girl power. Some of the videos featured on armpitgirls.com

are Lizzie Bell satanic armpit worship. Dalni Marja sweaty milf fucking. And then, oh, what was the oh, yes, Skylar Madison sweaty princess armpits. Princesses don't sweat. That is cosplay sex between Princess Peach and Luigi.

The sweaty princess armpit is in another castle. But, Boots, I have a question for you. My question for you, sir, is what is Girl Pits and how it works? Sorry that I forgot that it was a question and phrased it differently halfway through. But I've been in a couple car accidents. So I know you're all asking me the question of what is Girl Pits and how it works. Right. And I got the answer to that question

i'm the captain yep wow girl pits is a forum style website where our members who come from all over the globe post messages and share photos vid clips stories comments websites thoughts and personal experiences pertaining to the erotic female underarm. Yeah, it's free to join! It only takes a moment. Once you have signed up, you will send you an activation email. Oh, I feel like it probably takes the rest of your life.

It probably takes over. You get an activation email with a link to Girl Pits, and then boom! You will have access to our 20,000 picks most much too hot. Okay. No, that still doesn't make sense. Picks most much too hot to share here. Join us! We really love this stuff!

The captain. Oh, you do? Oh, the forum completely set up about a armpitch fetish likes armpitch shit, does it? Hey, captain. Mm-hmm? When did you post that?

Oh, I posted this June 30th, 2007 at 1... 0 a.m. And when did you edit this? I last edited this March 13th, 2010 at 5.00 p.m. So three years later, there was something really, really important to add another ellipsis, presumably. You know, that part where I said

we love this stuff, I just felt like my heart wasn't in it. Put the word really in there. Done. Bam. Boom. So this might surprise you to learn, but the Girl Pits Forum does require a login

to visit the Girl Pits Forum. But fortunately, we have one here on hand. So Jimmy Franks, your name is CF NM Cifinman

Cifinman. Yep. That sounds about right. This is CFNM man. Ooh. It's the pits. Yep, that sounds about right. This is Sea of Phenomenon! It's the pits! Oh, man. We got one thread in before that, Jerry? Yeah, I know.

Wow. Is there actually any girls out there that actually like having their pits licked? I totally love to lick a beautiful armpit, but is there any girls that like it, or do you just do it to please your bloke? That's another very good English accent. By the way, I'm going to assume actually at this point that everyone in this forum is going to be English. No, they're from all over the globe, dummy. I have been asked to lick loads of parts of a girl by various girls, but I am still to have the one that will make me blow my load. Loads of parts of a girl by various girls. Right.

Lick her elbow. Never heard a girl say to me, Oi, lick my pits. And you probably never will. Even the ones that know I'm into pits because of your t-shirt I assume just wondering is it more of a

guy thing and do girls rally is it more of a guy thing hmm the fetishization of a specific woman's body part no I think that probably crosses gender

I hope so because I am addicted to women's underarms specific woman's body part. No, I think that probably crosses gender. I hope so, because I am addicted to women's underarms. Cinefin and man away! Does he know he can't fly? Fuck it, he'll fall off the building. He'll never be back. This was one of his two posts right here. Yeah.

He's a recruit. And then, Bump Girl, you are 10x sweet love. That's 10 recruit. And then, Bump Girl, you are 10x Sweet Love. That's 10 times the sweet love. You're a lieutenant. In the same thread still? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the pits. 10x Sweet Love. Mm-hmm. You got lots of... So you're from... By the way, 10x SweetweetLove, where are you from? Miami! State your rank.

Garnering, Blister, Heavenly Armpits, and Revel in Sex Frenzy. They're not remiss. What? Sorry, that's my signature. I have a rank, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Lieutenant. Huh, that's interesting.

This forum right here has a recruit, an executive officer, a lieutenant, and a petty officer. Soldier, you better get ready for the upcoming war between

the shaved and the unshaved. Can't we all just get along? Right now, Isfahan's shaking so much his socks have flown off. All right, what do you got there? Hi, I am 10xSweetLove and my conclusions.

Incidents of deodorant need not deter, though lack thereof is a whole lot better. Oh, but do they like it? Most don't mind. Some, the ticklish ones, resist in giggling frenzied thrashing to escape my hungry tongue. A handful, or pizz-a-full,

if you will, no I won't, find it just too depraved, resulting in refusal. Oh, okay. Garnering bliss in her heavenly armpits and revel in sex frenzy, they're not remiss. And then a clips for sale

link. Oh, yay. Clips for sale. Oh, it's also a broken clips for sale link. Whatever video that link to is no longer there. Uh, you are, your name is Overdriver, and I have a question for you, Overdriver.

British pit lovers? My name is Garth Advise, and hi, is there many of us British pit lovers on here, wrong here? Wait, this was written by Kumquat. Hi! Hi! Oh, yes! There is certainly another pit lover in the UK!

I have loved them all my life! Period. Hairy. Stubble. Shaved. So that's how you pronounce it, Tilda. Stubble? Shaved? Ow! So that's how you pronounce it, Tilda. I've always wondered.

All right, got to update. Wait, that's what it'll be on kumquatsop.xyz. Just that noise. They're all wonderful. My idea of heaven is to bury my face into a woman's Armpit That's so sad To smell and lick and kiss What a turn on

Eh eh That was two exclamation points, just so you know. Every woman I see, I try to get a glimpse of her armpit. Somebody's auditioning for kumquadsoft.xyz. Love the summer with all the sleeveless tops. Surely we can't be the only ones all the sleeveless tops. Boop. Surely we can't be the only ones in the UK. Ding, ding, ding.

And what is your signature there, sir? Heaven is within a woman's armpit. Ooh, heaven is within a woman's armpit. Oi, heaven within a woman's armpit. Oi, it's THK 134. Oh, I love that dude. Good. I'm in the UK too. But sadly most pits are shaven here.

Even the Chinese girls. And the crap weather makes sleeveless tops a rarity. My name's Rubicon Trit. I saw two Harry ones down here in East Sussex. Too bad one of them was a dyke. How did I know that? Because presumably the other one fucked me?

I don't know. Hello! Another okay, hairy girl pit lover here! Oh my gosh, the fucking Pepperpot lady. I haven't seen any good ones in the wild now for years!

I'm Aussie B 1, 2, 3! Yep, yep, yep. Yo, I'm withie B123 Yep, yep, yep Yo, I'm in the UK Yeah, you sure are, I can tell That's what I sound like Not been here on too long But been in armpits for ages

I like shaving armpits Oh, with a bit of stubble armpits for ages. I like shaving armpits. Oh, with a bit of stubble. Sweaty oil pits are my fave. And then Bump Girl, your name is Andy125. 135? Oh my god, I'm so...

Oh, Jesus. Hi, I'm another here in the UK. I don't have an accent, that doesn't say that. It's Defo Tocol just now for skimpy clothing. And then, Chris, you are hair lover. How did you know? Mr. Hair Lover. Not a Brit.

Hair Lover. But enjoyed 17 great years in the UK, in the London slash East Anglia regions. I've read several posts where it's been said that British girls with hairy armpits are hard to find. And I have to say, I feel it's just not true. I never had a problem finding unshaven English girls. And I hooked up with quite a few who, once they found out I loved hairy armpits, were more than happy to stop shaving. Because it was one less thing to worry about. Well, and you were paying them for the hour, so yeah, I would imagine.

The things I say are all extremely true and not made up. Oh, why isn't that your signature? Attention, none of the above is bullshit. I'm definitely not 15 in Cincinnati. We are going to move off. Oh, you know, I don't believe I ever mentioned the provider of this document. I'm very sorry for that. This was submitted on February 22nd of this year by Sinestro.

So thank you very much, Sinestro. It is less gross than the masturbation doc. Thanks for taking some time out from trying to kill the Green Lanterns. That is faint praise. Thanks for taking some time out from trying to kill the Green Lanterns. That is faint praise. But, Jimmy Franks, you have a question, right? Oh, yeah. What's your question?

This is Super Harami, and I got a question about Harry Armpitz and other. And other what? Delights, the Herb Alpert album. Oh, okay. Question about Harry Armpitz and other what? Delights, the Herb Alpert album. Oh, okay. Question about hairy armpits and other. Should I just, when we're editing this, should we just put, should we put that in the back?

Yeah, sure, whatever. Okay. Okay, so this is a question that I have been wondering about for some time. I am a real freak and have fetishes like you wouldn't believe. That's right, Girl Pits Forum. You wouldn't believe this. Chief among them is, of course, my hairy armpit fetish. I want the nastiest, smelliest, bushiest, smelliest, bushiest, hairiest, and most pungent and foul armpits on a girl.

Like, loaded with B.O. Oh my god. Wow. Mmm. Not my wife. Or G.F. Oh. Just either.

Oh, that's gross! Like a one-time gal. Prostitute or whatever. Or whatever, yeah. Or whatever. Or,, yeah. Or whatever. Or, obviously, a second option that's also viable. I also like hairy pushes and assholes as well as stinky feet, don't ask. Yeah, because we've asked about everything up until this point. We got ourselves a natural James Joyce here.

Enough small talk. Joyce here. Enough small talk. My question is, can I get an STD or STI by literally devouring whores, unwashed, smelly, hairy armpits full of

BO? I mean, could you get an STD from cannibalism? Yeah. Probably. Literally devouring. If you eat somebody with syphilis, you might get syphilis. I don't know for sure. I'll ask Victor. Only if

eating the person is a sexual act because otherwise it's not a sexually transmitted disease, then it's a cannibalistically transmitted disease. It's a S parentheses ampersand C end parentheses. It's a slippery slope situation where

if you're a divorce, any sort of consumption transmitted disease is a sexually transmitted disease. That's how athlete's foot got reclassified. I see I have opened up a can of worms with this question. So why don't you ask some more?

I would like now to move on to the aforementioned other. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What about really smelly feet? What about hairy asshole and pussy? Okay, I mean, germs aren't actually transmitted by smell, but that's fine. Athlete's foot. Or hair.

Please don't take this as a joke. I have craved to do this for a while now, but I am deathly afraid of catching something major. Yeah, you seem like a cautious chap. Yeah. Also, has any

OEE had any sick experiences like this and where? Please advise. Thanks. So is that like sick as in an STI or sick as in like sick? Sick bro. Sick pit bro. Extremely the latter because I'm pretty sure that this is a G.I. Joe character who

wrote this. Now my name is Mr. Hair Lover. I'm sorry. Hair Hair Lover. And there's nothing wrong with what you like. There's nothing wrong with what you like. No.

Despite what your parole officer says. Anyway, I have fucked plenty of girls who have had some of the hairiest, sweatiest, smelliest armpits,

you can imagine, especially when I lived in London, I'm American. And most especially during the summer, a girl with

huge jungles. Typing one-handed right now. How could you tell? Hube Jungles under her arms, who doesn't use deodorant slash antiperspirant, and who has just been sweating there. Well, the smell alone makes my thick old nine-inch rock hard at lightning speed. Cross-posted on the large penis form. Just make sure you're wearing a condom, though. A smelly vaginal area can mean more than just being unwashed.

It means so much. Well, like, what else? What else does it mean? It means that she's a witch. So I gotta burn her before I eat her armpit. Preferably, yeah. Or the feet. All right, thank you, Hilma.

And Boots, you're into pits? Well, obviously. You're on this forum and you're into pits? I'm in top bits. I'm in top bits. And in response to your question, in principle, no. Not anything that I know of.

However, I guess it would be good advice to keep an eye out for skin diseases. Any sort of unusual aspect of the skin in the area. I mean, honestly, you know what? Good advice. Good advice. Good job, Interpix. Smart. And if you're asking about really smelly feet, and hairy asshole and pussy.

Yeah, hairy asshole and pussy. But what about other? What about other? I cannot address that. I can only address what I know. I really don't know what to say about feet, but in regard to licking the asshole and pussy of someone whose hygiene you're unsure of, unfortunately, I'd say it's not a good idea. And then edit.

Important edit. And yes, I can relate to what you were feeling about sweaty pits which is weird since until maybe a year ago i've never been a fan of sweat actually it kind of turned me off i don't know what happened in my head then but for the first time i felt turned on by the smell of one of the wife's t-shirts and i've been booked ever ever since. Come on! Come on! Why does the internet... He's trying, he's trying. Once you crop top, you can't stop.

Listen, I'm getting real here. That was the first time in all my life, in over ten years of marriage, when I masturbated sniffing a piece of clothing. Hilarious laughing face. That's a lie. Hilarious laughing face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a laughing face. Hilarious laughing face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Laughing emoji. Experiences? Not so many, but the few I have are nice, hilarious laughing face. I can't get the wife to wait until she becomes super smelly since she's a fanatic of personal hygiene.

Yeah. The best I can get away with is sometimes sex before she gets in the shower after a day's work, and I'm happy with that. I don't feel I need more, although I am curious. Even this one's

difficult. But I totally don't need more. Everything's absolutely fine. It's just totally fine. Anyway, this was difficult at first, and she was feeling very embarrassed, and I was very reluctant to the idea, but she gradually accepted it, and after gently and repeatedly explaining that it's okay and I love it,

smelly feet-ass pussy, I'm afraid, are a bit too much for me, but it's okay. We are all different, and it's normal to have different turn-ons. Serious face. And Indapits, we are all different and it's normal to have different turn ons serious face and Indapits did you ever have a different account on this forum?

yes my old account was called love my wife and it was blacklisted for reasons that are beyond me smiley face no you don't I can't fucking deal with the fact that, like, this dude, like, smells his wife's T-shirt, gets, like, a phantom boner,

and he was like, oh, I have to chase this. Like, this is a thing I have no control over. Oh, one boner, this is my life now. Never get another one of these. And then, come Quest Up, you have another question. My name is Sarga. Yep. Why armpit love is called fetish?

My question is... Literally, I mean, it's literally a definition of fetish. my question is why armpit love is called finish post subject why armpit love is called finish my question is what? Why can't it be a normal activity during sex? Well, this is a second question. Now I'm confused. Why it is ignored generally during sex?

How people can do this to such a beautiful part of female body? That was a lot of questions. This is Senior Executive Officer Neo. Oh, good. Yay. Welcome to the Matrix, asshole. Beats me! See, this guy over here on the Girl Pits Forum gets it.

See, this guy over here on the Girl Pits Forum gets it. I'm going to start a conversation with you, Bump Girl. My name is Dadio Oneus. Dadio Oneus. And my avatar is an attractive lady showering, so presumably I must be an attractive lady, and this is a picture of me showering, right? That's a fair assumption, right?

In Ohio. So this is a question for Captain. Re-female armpit fascination a reason. Once again, this is a question for Captain. Re-female armpit fascination a reason? Once again, this is a question for Captain Re-female armpit fascination a reason. Captain, I don't want to get in trouble, so I'm asking. Captain, by the way, is the owner of the... The gentleman who welcomed to this wonderful site. The Canadian Ron Swanson. He certainly is, yeah, absolutely.

Look at his picture. I don't want to get in trouble, but I'm just asking. Years ago, when I thought I was alone in my love of armpits, I discovered a site on Yahoo, colon, Elfcure. Al, Al, Alplugger.

Someone of the name, like, Like Saps, posted an explanation of our fetish for apps, and I'm wondering if I could post a copy here. And, uh, Captain, do you have a response to me?

Captain? Captain has a response. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Some people just have to find something to complain about. I assume you're alluding to my comments regarding mass postings of large amounts of content from pay websites. Let me be clear, I love this site, which is why I spend hundreds of dollars every year to run it. However, if some company were to want a copyright infringement lawsuit against me, the first thing I would do would be close Girl Pits down.

I'm sure no one wants that. Now imagine, if you will, that you're the owner of one of these sites. Say Met Art, for example. He's got a knife to Girl Pits' throat. Back away if you know what's good for you. And you're perusing Girl Pits and find a few of your photos on the site. You may chalk it up to advertising,

but if you find hundreds of frames of your content on our site in a single post available for free, you might take great exception to that. If you find these guidelines a little too stringent, I will happily refund your membership fee. And as to the post from Armpit Lover's headquarters,

feel free to post it in its entirety. That site is now closed, and I'm sure there'll be no copyright issues. The Captain! That's great, Captain. I don't think you understand how fucking copyright law works. Like, something was posted on a different forum, therefore that forum owns it?

No. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially if it's text and you post everyone's photos from something else, I believe. Well, you know, Frozen is no longer in movie theaters, so I'm going to post that on my website. And if you're looking for a forum where the site owner retains all intellectual property lawsuits,

come to Paul! Anything you post legally belongs to me. And then, Chris, you are Sins90. Sins90. And this is in response to the captain saying,

if you found these guidelines a little too stringent, I will happily refund your fee. Yeah, well, let me come right back at you, Mr. Captain Canada from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. What do you think, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, that this would be a loss to me? Open bracket, LOL, close bracket. Your site is the lamest one on air.

It is just good enough to serve my amusement. Whoa! Oh my God! Whoa! Holy shit! Especially the most of your comments resp advices. Oh, snap! Now you get a real good advice and that for free because you already spending hundreds of dollars open bracket rofl close bracket save your money dot dot dot dot

if you have to pay more than a buck for this site because it ain't worth more than the half. Are you Guilfoyle from Silicon Valley? Fuck! Captain just got served! Well, Captain does have a response. And yet here you are, five years later. Oh, don't let him get away with that shit, Sins90. Don't let him get away with that shit, Sins90. You come back at him. shit. Don't let him get away with that shit since 90.

You come back at him. I guess you have already as a child dreamed of to become someday deputy sheriff. Right? That's right, Magnetic Poetry. But

obviously you're not smart enough to dream of to become someday deputy sheriff. Andy? Even if I'd be a freeloader, holy shit, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, here is nothing to freeload. Thanks. Whoa. Animated gif of Bill Nye blowing his mind.

Wow. And who is we? Are you we? Or do you speak from you in the first person plural? Or even in majestic plural? Then you should better read Freud.

We is, it's me and my collection of rubber armpits. Thank you very much. Me and my armpit headchamp. I just go down to the real doll factory and get the remnant parts. What do you got in the sweepers bucket today? As I said before, I'm only here to amuse myself. So much that I even bear your inanity.

That very little that could be interesting is or will be blocked by that person who dreamed of to become a captain someday. Okay, it cost him some money. That's down the drain. But his dream came true. Nothing else matters. Wow. Dude, Sins90, if you ever listen to this podcast, I'll totally give you

a free account. You're a fun troll. I like you a lot. Sins90 speaking truth to power. Can you send in the email you send to him, here is nothing to free you. I guess we know why Sins90 is a petty author. Yeah, what is it? Cheesecake armpit!

Cheesecake armpit? What? Cheesecake armpit! What? Cheesecake armpit! Cheesecake armpit! Cheesecake armpit! Take the cartridge out and blow on it.

Put it back in. My name is J-E-19-15. Cheesecake armpit You don't say When I went down to Gap Recently to visit my fence Your fence? Like the person you sell cheesecake armpits to

And there was leftover cheesecake From the night B-4 I think we were playing Battleship maybe And there was leftover cheesecake from the night. B, number four. I think we were playing Battleship, maybe. Yeah, yeah. So I took it and ate her pussy with the cheesecake in it. Oh, no. Oh, no.

It's not an armpit. Not an armpit. No. Then I put some in her armpit and started licking it. It was really good, unfortunately. No. Then I put some in her armpit and started licking it. It was really good, unfortunately. Wait a minute. This is the only way it tastes good now.

Shit. I took my first lick of the night, beat number four cheesecake, and tasted my degree. Tasted your degree? She used my D.O.D. rant. Oh, brand name. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, okay, gotcha.

Ah! But it was okay. After the cheesecake went on it was lickety split from there. We made more love, but I... Oh, no.

I don't know what making love is, but it's not this. Feel like licking armpits. We've assembled quite a bit of love here. We should make some more. But I thought I'd share the armpit part with you guys, and no, I don't have pictures, but she has the

cutest armpits ever. Mabby, someday! And Captain Under, do you have a response to that? Cool experience, brah, and thanks for sharing with us. I read brah off his face, because I can see his face. It's good because

the sort of picture there of Ron Swanson has sort of a knowing nod to it. Yeah. I liked it. I liked it a lot. Cut to your jib, son. Hey, female armpit smell. Oh, hello. Hi.

Hi. What's your experiences with female armpit smell? I can't imagine there's any threads about this. Nope. When did you first smell the pits of a girl, and what was it like? I was 13 years old when I first noticed how sexy it is. It was a hot summer day.

What? When I was 13, it was a very good tell me tell me tell me more was it hairy was it hairy did it smell a big lot um uh okay so uh hot smelly day uh i was leaving my classroom and a girl from my class was going before me. She wore a tight black tank top. Then she stopped and I started to put her blonde hair back. Oh my god, this is sexual assault now. Suddenly, I noticed a rather strong smell coming from her pits. I stopped too and watched her.

After she finished to fit her hair, she took a quick sniff of her armpit and went on. I was walking behind her and still enjoyed her sexy, musky smell. It was amazing! Pretty good, huh?

You like it? I like that, but I'm now soft pits. I have friend who is girl. I have friend who is girl. Who is girl? Who is girl?

She's very good looking. The best part of her is those silks soft armpits. I know that they don't sweat much, but once on a hot summer day, we were lying on the beach with her. But she she but her hands back of her head and I was lying next to her. I couldn't keep my eyes out of her pits. Wow. Wow. Give them back. Take them out of her pits. Wow. Wow.

Give them back. Take them out of your pits. Put them back in my head. I couldn't keep my eyes out of her pits, and after a while, sexy effeminate... After a while, sexy effeminate smells started to gather around the air. I had massive boner.

And I tried to hide it because I could only think her smoot pits sweating under the sun. Typing one-handed again. Can't stop thinking of those smoot pits. What do you think he was going for with the smoot? Smooth.

Oh, smoot. Okay, smoot. Yeah, that makes sense. Gotcha. Gotcha. And anyone else in this thread that we want to hear from? I am kai-hai-hai-la-la-la-la-lover. You sure are. Uh-huh. I am a teacher of mathematics.

Oh, no. When I teach, I used to sniff the underarm smell of my female students. Go to jail. Nike Shala of my female students. Go to jail. Nike Shala is my favorite student. I love her sticky musky smell so much. Wow, somebody actually built a robot that cross-post clips for sale descriptions. Well done.

This document has 20 pages. All of it, I mean, very, very good. We are skipping over a bit. THEFPL.US, we've got the document. Anyway, yeah, so I wanted to skip to the end, but then I was looking here

at auxiliary intercourse and this is definitely something that Jimmy Franks needs to read. No, that's not what that is. Well then, Jimmy Franks, tell me what this thread is called. Oh, axillary intercourse. This is Rubber Nick. Rubber Nick.

Rubber Nick. Putting up for Slipknot. Hey, guys. I've been a lurker for many years here. And essentially too shy to post, let alone admit my fetish to women that's that's good keep going with that keep keep going with that yeah recently i've slowly sheepishly told my girlfriend about it while i prefer hairy underarms i think that shaved or stubble are nearly as intoxicatingly attractive well then you kind of don't prefer the hairy ones at that point.

Well, she, because it was summer, was a little bit too self-conscious to have hairy pits. In the North Carolina sun, it's nice to have sleeveless shirts. Oh, this is really going somewhere. Anyway, yesterday morning and the night before, we had an epic tryst. What? She jokingly said, well, I don't think that there's anything else we can do.

It's not like it'll fit in my ear. Oh, no. I don't like this story. Well, no, it gets better. It gets better. It gets better. I said, well, there is one thing. I have somehow transferred some of my fetish to her, and she got really turned on by the idea of me having sex with her underarm. She sat in a chair facing away from me,

and after a small application of Astro Glide product placement No, no, no. After a small application of Astro Glide under her arm she took my cock under pulled her breast

in so it was hitting that too. Here we go. So I'm doing this. Is this what I'm doing? Okay, I'm doing this. I went to work. It was, without a doubt, the strongest orgasm I've ever had. Oh, I had no idea it was even possible to come that much. Anyway, I started sharing that story with y'all. Should you find opportunity, do this.

Hell, I'd even suggest it for those disinclined to underarm fetish. Gee, why would you do that? You know, I don't like underarms, but I love this. So three days later, somebody replied to this. That is also the same person. Sweet cup of cakes, we did it again. What? Olive oil for lubrication. Oh, God.

Oh, God. She's got a good amount of stubble now. She turned back to me while we were doing it and asked, do you want me to grow it out? I'd love to if that's what you want. Sure would. I would feel so sexy.

Yeah. Yeah, I do. And then she was like, do you want to play Call of Duty? it feels so sexy. Yeah. Yeah, I do. And then she was like, do you want to play Call of Duty? Oh, no. I'd love to hear your opinions on the new Daredevil movie. Fuck you, Harlan Ellison.

See, my theory here is that Harlan Ellison wrote that Sure you know I believe it I know that The F Plus does have some Some you know Younger listeners or at least younger than us And just as a Sort of a piece of advice

If you're with a boy and he and he says to you well i know one thing we could try that's when you need to pretend you just got a text message yeah get out oh my grandmothers are sick so send the text all my they all texted me Send the text. They all texted me. No, no, no. When my grandmother's texted, it doesn't make a noise.

All three of Rubinick's posts are in this forum. Yeah. Like, not this forum forum, but sorry, just this single page, this thread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. Okay. Oh boy, okay. I have to make a choice here. And Chris, I believe this is a choice that you're going to need to make. All right, are you ready for it?

Are you ready for it? I think there's no way that I am. Okay. Thread number one is a poll titled Should Tickling Be Used as Torture? And what's behind door number two, Lemon? Well, I'm so glad you asked, because

door number two is, this is my start with Pit Loving and P. That's not even a choice. We're going with door number two. Oh, yeah. Pit-loving and B. Really?

That's door number one. That's gross. I see what you did there. So your name is Guest. And tell me about your story. My start with pit-loving and pee. I just need to go to the pit and pee. I'll be right back.

This is how it started for me. I was 16 and she was 33. Her name was Mary. And Italian girl with dark skin and hair. That tracks. I believe that an Italian girl would have the name of Mary. And her pits always has stubble.

She could not shave them fast enough anyway. She liked to drink beer, a lot of beer. So, she got me drunk one night, and we started to play. Next thing I know is that I was getting my first blowjob. That was an incredible feeling I'll never forget. I warned her to stop, or I would fill her mouth.

She just sucked harder and said, give it to me. And I did. And this turbo happened. Then she had me take her clothes off. Told me how she wanted her nipples sucked, and liked to just have me run my tongue around her large nipples.

I assume she said it just like that. Run your tongue around my large nipples. The whole thing. The whole thing. Then it was time for my first taste of pussy. I remember that she was dripping wet. Her thick bush was just soaked. I thought she had pissed, but it was all juice. I'm just going to say that again.

I thought she had pissed, but it was all juice. That's not going to be anyone's ringtone, Chris. It's not going to work. That's going to be everyone's ringtone, Chris. It's totally going to work. Yeah. That's going to be everyone's ringtone, Chris. Yeah. She had me first lick the lips,

then suck them in one at a time, like girls like. She then pulled them apart and showed me her clit and explained what it was and why it was so large and swollen red. She gave a sex ed class to you? Absolutely she did.

She's like, time out. Time out. This is the clitoris. It's like a museum tour. This is a rite of passage for all 33-year-old women. Mary just tapped guest on the shoulder and said, guest, I have a brief presentation to give you.

Can I have the first slide, please? This is Rod Stewart's first draft of the song Maggie Mae. She said for me to lick it slowly in small circles. Now, she was moaning loud. I mean loud. I thought the neighbors would hear.

Next was to shove my tongue deep into her. She was grabbing her pussy into my face by now. I was thinking, holy shit, what did I get into? Just then she started to come. At first it was just more juice. But then came this little squirt,

then another, and then this flood of liquid went down my throat, up my nose, in my eyes, and then puddle around my head and into my ears. This is what happens if you throw the fucking paper in the yard! Is she waterboarding or what? It goes in the mailbox, you son of a bitch!

I never got that far in the Paperboy game. Next thing I know, she pasted out. Of course, by then I was ready to go again. I didn't think it right. You didn't go yet. I don't know if you noticed that, but you didn't go yet. I didn't think it right to fuck her while she was out, and this is the first thing I've read today that I agreed with.

So I rested my face against her armpit, with her tip dropped into my face and rubbed my cock. She once again choked me until she fell asleep. With the smell of her pee that soaked my head, and now the smell of her sweaty pit in my face, I had a good load of cum that I kind of aimed at her and cover her belly and pussy. That is when I knew I loved the both, and I assume he means here the Ted Leo

side project that he does with what's-her-name. She did wake up later and tried to apologize for peeing on me, but I assured her that I liked it. We did spend the next four or five days fucking, sucking, peeing, and everything else you could think of.

It was a year later I mentioned the armpit thing because I thought she would think I was weird. We were We were together five years, but her drinking was more than I could take when she got abusive. Holy shit, this is Maggie Mae.

Wake up, Maggie. You know what? Go back to sleep. It's hit, flopping on my mouth, and I think I gotta go back to school. Anybody want an epic tennis story? Yeah. Epic tennis? An epic tennis story.

I want an epic tennis story. Good, that's great. I want you to show me. My name's Super Harami, and I am wanting to write an epic tennis-related story featuring all our hot, sweaty female tennis stars, particularly the ones with stinky hairy armpits and pussies.

I'm interested in BDSM, so the story will have plenty of that as well, with the hairy girls being the victims, if you will. I want it to be a chain story, which I can start and others can add to. It can be complicated with pics of

armpits. I can smell the stinky locker room now. Imagine Anna Kournikova sexually dominating the sweaty, smelly, hairy armpits and pussy of Venus Williams. Imagine if you will.

Revenge for being humiliated on court uh martina hengis reeking smelly bushy pits get devoured too warning warning this story will be graphic and gross uh i was gonna read it but now anna knikova was pissed. Once again, the gorgeous young blonde had been cruelly humiliated on court. In fact, the crowd were literally laughing at her. She had lost in straight sets 6-0 and 6-1. That would have been bad enough,

but she lost to her arch-rival Venus Williams. Well, of course she fucking did! If Anna Kournikova played against Venus Williams a thousand times! Okay. Her arch rival? It's like my arch nemesis,

Gravity. Sorry, it's just, I mean, come on. Anyway. Uh, okay, so Anna was a lesbian. Sure, sometimes she had sex with men, but she really craved women, mainly of the butch kind Of which Venus definitely was one

This is not good What are you talking about? It's fine Yeah It's fine, it's fine Anna wanted revenge bad And an idea began to form in her head She would sneak into her private locker room

And then, under the guise of congratulating Venus, somehow overpower her in there. Then she would show the bitch who was boss. She licked her lips and snuck into the unlocked dressing room to hide. The first thing they heard was the smell. Wheeew! It smelled so pungent. A mixture of BO, crotch, and stinky feet.

Anna was so kinky. She inhaled deeply at the musky armpit aroma. She noticed Venus's discarded underwear flying on the floor. She could not help herself, did the natural thing and picked it up and buried her face in it. This is like a Roberta Williams

movie. So, she picked it up and buried her face in it. The next thing is in all caps, PUNGENT! None of these actions make any sense, but they all add up to a successful conclusion. That underwear smells gross. Let me get closer to it. Oh, that underwear does smell gross! She also saw a few pubes in it as well as scattered all over the...

as well as scattered all over the locker room? She has really good eyesight. Collect pubes. Listen, I know about girls. They molt. It's a modern day Johnny Appleseed. You guys obviously don't remember when Kournikova was on CSI. So Venus Williams waltzed into her private locker room. And inhaled her own...

So she waltzed into her private locker room and then inhaled her own pungent... So she waltzed into her private locker room and then inhaled her own pungent stench. Take a deep breath. She took her shoes and socks off. Her stinky feet were in excruciating pain from the running around. Ah! She cried out in pain

as she massaged her smelly toes. Her feet reeked. But that was nothing compared to the stinky funk coming from her armpits. She raised her muscular arms up and exposed the most bushy, smelly, pungent armpits Anna had ever seen. Wow. Venus had some real B.O. Anna thought, and this is the last sentence of this post,

Anna thought it would be the best time to surprise and overpower Venus, and burst out of the stall and lunged at the naked masturbating hairy smelly body of Venus Williams and then Archer credits thank you Super Harami for chapter one of what I'm sure is a multi-part epic

uh yeah I think this has to For chapter one of what I'm sure is a multi-part epic. Yeah, I think this has to go to Kumquat. Kumquat's up. What's your thread title? Oh, uh-oh. I don't... And belly buttons, too! My name is 10X Sweet Love. Clips for sale, Link.

Sure, you bet. Slash Cat77 slash a 10X Sweet Love Sophia's Twisted Sex. Oh, my God. Is Twisted involved? The band Twisted? Yes. Well, golly. Yes. Uh, well, golly, after 30-some bids of belly-at-large cum to find...

How does cum help you find... Belly button. Lust and love minus not to mention 10x sweet lol, is more the precise popular pinnacle position to be found in the Midriff region. Gotcha, yep. Uh, yes, completely, 100%, with ya. Yeah, for genuine interest and revelry therein. Therein the Midriff freezing? So have been gleefully conducting hands

on or rather cocks on. That's a good pun. That's a good pun. I get it. Instead of hands, it was cock. Yeah. He replaced the word hands with cocks.

Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. Regal research in the subject. Oh, so it was approved by the queen? Yeah. Yeah.

This being delicate, navel, whole, or whole of this newly found inspiration, quite

naturally intercourse with its sublime artifact has been central to this endeavor, achieved lately with calm, splattering success, if I may so crudely state. So, if I can parse your paragraph, and I'm pretty sure I can't. Yeah! You're saying that sex with navels is great,

but it's even better if you combine it with sex with navels? Yeah! Okay, cool. You got it. You guys are on the same level. Oh, good! You live in Plainfield. Yeah! Thanks, Boots. You live in Plainfield. Yeah.

Thanks, Boots. You can't stay at my house anymore. Girls, certainly take to the devotion, too. If you share some interest or even mild curiosity surrounding this anatomical delightfulness, then you are cordially invited to have a glance at Clips for Sale. Urting point. And like any wannabe or almost maybe bellybutton artist, I encourage any feedback of my work or labor of Cox Randy Lusting at least

That is my favorite kids here to play actually Didn't Randy Lusting play for the Angels? And want to help us make some vids? You are well caught You have figured out this pun shit You've got it covered man help us make some vids, then you are well caught!

Yeah. You have figured out this pun shit. You've got it covered, man. Hey, guys. Hey. Hey, F+. Yeah, who is that? Who is that over there? Well, it's Jimmy Franks, but I know I've been away for a while. You have been away. What were you doing?

I'm just afraid. I feel like you guys broke Kumquat. How do you think we did that? He sounds broken. Listen, I have recordings of what he was like before. I feel like this wouldn't stand up in court.

Okay. Guess how many responses this one has. How many responses does this have? Zero. Zero, zero, zero. I'm a little disappointed that Captain didn't jump in to say, for fuck's sake, this is an armpit forum. Banned.

Ew, perv. Yeah, I think everybody just sort of backed away quietly. They've already created filters on the forum so that they don't have to see shit like this. I gotta say, the link there,

the link there, the Clips for Sale link, I clicked it. I couldn't make it work. It went to just Clips for Sale, and I couldn't make the link work. 10x Sweet Love is no longer on Clips for Sale. Yeah, so I was trying to play with the URL to try to fix the link to try to get it to work,

and then about a minute in, I was like, why am I doing this? If this works, I'll get a Clips for Sale link. Bumker, what do you have to read there? Oh, you're also 10xSweetLove. Yeah, I think we can just narrow this entire forum down to

10xSweetLove here. This one is entitled, Smell and Taste in Sublime Merge. Is that like a zipper merge? Or like a git merge? What needs to merge with the band Sublime? That's obviously Sublime releasing a record on Merge Records. Oh!

Wow. Yeah. Okay. With the two so closely intermingled, my recent spate of licking Underarm's estate, in varied station of stink and fathomless rank and rancor. Truth be told, they didn't really stink

much at all, but she just wanted to play up the idea for the vids, and in reality, got the taster's buffet of many deodorant flavors. But so much for true confessions. Okay, so now that was the true thing, so now everything else

is going to be true? To answer the question posed, sniffed and licked around nine girls so far, I guess, and like snowflakes, each had their own unique quality of grace and aroma, or in some cases fumes. Lol.

I don't know what question is being referred to, but super enjoyable manifestation of armpit arousal occurred. And as before, garnering bliss in her heavenly armpits and revel in sex frenzy, they're not remiss. Amen.

What do you think somebody has to do to actually get kicked off of Clips for Sale? Like, is there a situation where you can be, actually get kicked off of Clips for Sale? Like, is there a situation where you can be, like, too gross for Clips for Sale? No, I do. Get a clip away. They probably didn't get kicked off. They probably just took it down. Because it wasn't getting the revenue that she was expecting?

No, she's probably a senator now. Wait, Tim, thatx sweet love? Why, that's an anagram for Charlie Crist That's a weird I didn't realize Charlie Crist was spelled extremely bad with a 1 and a 0 Let's keep it on 10x sweet love noted underwriter of

Girl Pits fame. Maybe not the most prolific user, but definitely the best. Possibly also one of the most prolific. Let's turn to Underarms of Holy Rapture. Let's say Dio,

right, Dio? You motherfucker. You know how much I love Dio. Yeah, Dio had a lot of body hair. Under arms of holy rapture! We had the manners not to talk about it.

As she emerged from the sauna, I bade her come forward. She stood then, just at my flank, little Neptune of perspired opulence. Facing her, my hands found

tiny waste, and in the slow slip upward rested in merry slick of pits. What? But, no. tiny waist, and in the slow slip upward rested in Mary Slick of Pits. What? No. What? It should... It doesn't

make sense. It's all fine. It's all totally fine. Super fine. No, it doesn't make sense. Not only is it fine, it's good. The front of her is behind her. She has pits. it doesn't make sense. That only isn't fine, it's good. The front of her is behind her. She has pits, she doesn't have pits. Nary a pit. All the pits.

Okay. Her moisture warm there, my fingle fingers nuzzled the bathhouse of sweat. Sublime pools is bereft asset I attest more in want of heart and rod Than any, say, vagina and ass that might come to town

In other words Oh, those are the worst houseguests Heart, rod, vagina, and ass walking to a bar You know, that's why they started UKIP Because the vaginas and asses kept coming to town I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get through this You know, that's why they started UKIP, because the vaginas and asses kept coming to town. I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get through this. I just have to mentally insert and then remove because you asked at the beginning of every sentence.

In other words, standing before her, hands smothered by wet, sweat-soaked pits, was ultimate bliss. Did she just describe herself as ultimate bliss? And here, I raised one of her arm limbs to plant it. Because I have totally had sex with a woman! A human woman! She had arm limbs,

that's how I know. I opened her legs and then unsheathed the vagina casing. And next my tongue for handsome licking. This seemed to tickle her in

every sense of the word as tinkled laughter filled the air. Oh, we're back to piss. I licked and lapped, left none to spare, and sucked stubble's length of hair, and brought up her other arm then and there. With thoughts that St. Nicholas

soon would be there. Now confronted with two pristine pits, dreamed of tastes bold or at least not remiss, the sweat and water sang of liquid matters, rain of heartstrings. A length of rope, a ceiling hook,

all congealed to save the look of lustrous beauty at the dock of love's enticing sugar lock, mine for hers as slurping up the last of nectar from her ducts. Now came time for further lessons.

Her ducts, you know, where her pussy juice drains out when the rain comes. Now where are her ducks in relation to her arm blades? I need to know. Now came time for further rockets served up from the cock's own docket. Oh. Wow. This is the worst episode own docket. Oh. Wow. This is the worst episode of Dice Tower. Can we get a full manifest on this?

Yeah. Yeah. Up a ladder, here's my rod-slipping, sliding armpits lodge. Getting friction from stubble's growth, rubbing fast to jerk my post. And coming soon, within its roost

of armpits royal regal wielded sumptuous, seated, fertile beaded sweat-released bed home for cockhead. And once again from the top. And a two. As she was from the sauna, I bade her come forward. She stood there

and I'm like... You know, Chris, I've heard that story read hundreds of times at this point, but I felt like you put your own zest on the classic. It's a tale as old as time itself. I love that 10XSSweetlove like can't like write in English but then decided to just like get super purple yeah this is like hyper English

meta hyper mega English 10xSweetlove also wrote armpits bastion of lust's revival wow so F plus what do you think we learned from any of this? Cheesecake! I learned that.

I know it and will continue to know it now. I knew that was going to happen. I don't know if you guys were ever exposed to this or if it was ever inflicted upon you, but the joy of sex is much more than you'd think

devoted to exactly this topic. Uh, you know, it's, it's notoriously illustrated, you know, with, with sort of a hand done drawings, all of which are very hairy, hippie people. Um, and by very hairy hippie people, I meant the author and his wife. Um there's an awful lot of pages about how to convince your lady not to shave and how to really enjoy the scent. So apparently a copy of that made it at least as

far north as Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I'm really stuck in some place. There wasn't as much argument as I thought that we were going to find in this over whether or not we should have stinky shaved or stinky hairy armpits. Well, that's just mods doing their job, man. Yeah, keeping the peace. I found the most telling thing for me was

you go to the forum index and it has all the list of sub-forums and one of the forums is called one of the sub-forums is called Stubble and Shadow. And the subtitle of that forum is Photos and Videos of the Best of Both Worlds. That classic Star Trek episode? photos and videos of the best of both worlds. And so...

That classic Star Trek episode? It clearly implies that there are clearly two camps of two rival factions of this forum, but they both can find common ground. It's weird because...

So Armpit Stubble is the blade, is the day walker of underarm fetishists Actually you know now that you point that out I'm just looking here at the forum index And there's such categories As shaving Sweat, celebrity underarms Underarms and bondage I'm not sure how that's possible

You tie up the little tuft of hair I think that's called shirts Hairy ethnic underarms That's possible. You tie up the little tough hair. I think that's called shirts. Hairy ethnic underarms. That's odd. Licking. And then, under that is a super category called other erotic fetishes.

The three categories in other erotic fetishes are bondage slash S&M, pee, and sex. The internet. Well, it looks like the Shaved Underarms have it, because they've got

about 5,000 posts versus about 2,000 each for Stubble and Shadow. Oh, man. That's just endemic of society's problems. Wait, did you say 2,000 each for Harry and Stubble and... Oh, topics. If you add up all those

other ones, they win together. Overshaved. That's true. And if you look at just post count, Harry, Female, and Her Arms is at just post count, Harry Female Underarms is in the lead with 47,000 posts. It's a photo finish! Harry Female Underarms!

Is this a first pass to post system? If you happen to be in armpits that are just partially shaved and partially hairy, sort of like a Mr. T kind of thing, come to Ball Pit! Ha ha ha ha ha! Make sure your armpits have jewelry! Uh, what should I kind of thing come to Ball Pit make sure your armpits have jewelry what should I do if I go to Ball Pit

you should pity the fool okay are there any threads that I should post in Stog made a thread for complaining about video games that don't yet exist for some reason so if for whatever reason you want to do that and if I didn't edit this part

of the episode out that means that F Plus Live is coming to the future I mean it's not actually you know what I'm right it's actually coming to the future the future F Plus Live is coming to the future

I'm standing by that October 1st, Minneapolis. Be there. These people will. Goodbye. October 2nd, too. Oh, yeah, that one, too. You're so good at ending this podcast.

Am I supposed to say goodbye, too? But not right now. No. It's too late. It's too late. Okay, bye-bye. God damn it. I'm angry that she waited too long to say goodbye.

Hey. Why are you always so angry at her? You're all welcome for not making a harry potter pun fuck you there there were a couple of harry potter posts that i noticed lemon uh pointedly avoided i also didn't make the ball the ball pit armpit thing until now i see that now doesn't count. Unless I edit it in. Just do hard chops of just ball pit, armpit, silence, crickets. Nice job, boots. That joke failed. Just keep pasting the same joke in all throughout the episode.

Ball pit, armpit. Ball pit. Ball pit, armpit. Cheesecake. Cheesecake.