The F Plus - 225: Something Something Disrupt

Episode Date: August 23, 2016

The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we're talking about tech startups here, so it doesn't really matter. We're looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch their ideas for an interesting app or innovation and then... well, nothing. It's ignored forever. This week, Lemon's still figuring out how to use his new microphone (sorry).

But they might not want to talk about... Oh, fuck. I already fucked it up. Hang on. It was perfect. It was perfect. It was the perfect idea. We're kickstarting the F+, 2.0. An innovative place for terrible things, right with enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Boots Rangier.

The Omegle of psychology. Bunny bread. I got an idea, so you can electronically cut out and keep newspaper items. This isn't like bookmarking because fuck you. Jimmy Franks. My app is like a Facebook for Uber. Lemon.

Talk War is a mobile app used by Israel and Arab people to fight via text. Like comments. Oh, and poor text. Caveman SpongeBob used to plank to the Harlem Shake. Then he took an arrow to the knee. Fuck you. That's none of my business. That was everything.

Wrapped in bacon. Oh, there it is. Yeah, right now it's everything. But don't go getting any wrong ideas. Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon.

Hey, Lemon. Hey, how diversified are your tech portfolios these days? I got some C. I got some C++. I got some C Sharp. I got some Objective-C. I got a Trapper Keeper. I got a Peachy. I got just a couple of Manila folders.

Some, like, Lisa Frank stickers? Yeah, man. Those rainbows and unicorns. Excellent. Well, I am going to take us today to a site delivered to us by a meat. And that site is called Ideas Watch. There's a YouTube video on the front page of this ugly site, and then it says, get to know 6,000 entrepreneurs and developers

from more than 160 countries via sharing and discussing startup ideas. Start a business. Those are never dumb. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're never dumb, and they're never doomed to fail. Never.

It's a sure thing. Ideas swatch. Ideas swatch. Idea swatch. So you get your ideas. You put like three or four of them on your arm. Right. And you pull it up against the wall to see which idea is going to stick. Yeah.

So this is a community for startup ideas. And there is very exciting ideas that we're going to find out about and probably potentially invest in. We'll start off with this one here. It's an idea shared by Adam Coor, and I believe that's Boots Reingear. And Adam, what's your idea there? Yeah, I'm Adam. Okay, I've got a pop-up on my screen and then dismiss.

Now this is a startup idea. I'm Adam Coor. And this is software development controlled by the people. Oh, finally. Finally, the proletariat is in charge. Software development controlled by fish. Still unattainable. Yeah, that's what you think.

Ever have an idea for an app, game, new idea for a piece of software, but just don't possess the skills needed to make it real? We're on the internet, so yes. All of us. So do a lot of people the idea is creating a website slash app that puts people with great ideas in a place where programmers can decide if they want to get on board and make it a reality so this site is it this site that you're pitching no this is it's a revolutionary idea where you come up to people that know how to do stuff and say, Hey, I have a great idea for a thing. Do you want to do all the work for it?

No, no, no. I just use Twitter for that. I open up Twitter and I go, Draw me free banner! And then they say no. It works out really well. Oh, well then. No, I said it's a site controlled by the people. Oh. Dummy.

Okay, gotcha. The entire system runs on ideas being thrown out. Good. Right. It's efficient. I like it already. Let's start with this one.

No, all right. Well, let's start with it. I guess this one neither. Ideas being thrown out, on programmers decide that this is some really good grammar in this entire system runs on ideas being thrown out voted on programmers decide that they want to be on board with a project and collaboration happens from anywhere in the world to develop this idea. Any money made from this idea is split equally. Oh, good. Each gets half. I say there should be, like, a Mario game, but it's not.

But better. But better. Yeah. All right, now you make it. And then somebody makes it, they get half the money, and you get the other half the money because you've had the idea, and that's most of the work now, isn't it? I don't know if I like the sound of this, comrade.

This also puts people with aspirations of programming in the same room as the experts, allowing them to reach out and enhance their skills. In essence, you are creating a software-slash-app development company that is completely controlled by the people. Okay. No idea is thrown out without a vote, and imagination is allowed to be freely discussed.

Yeah, imagination is banned on most other ideas, but... Yeah, so it's a free thing where one person has the idea and tells the other person what everything needs to be like, and the other person does it. Right, yeah. And since this is such a great idea, I'm assuming someone's already made this app, right? Well, can you tell me some of these co-founders that you have in your idea?

Maybe? Maybe? Yeah, you must have, scroll down. You must have some co-founders. Scroll down. You must have some co-founders. Scroll down. It's the section right underneath co-founders. Oh, co-founders. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a picture of two stupid-looking marshmallows. Get in touch with people passionate about realizing the idea. Show others how you can contribute. Oh. Is that a button that says, I want to do this? Is that a given name, or is that, like, their username? says I want to do this? Is that a given name or is that like their username? In touch with passionate people? Show others how you can contribute like all those people that contributed to that Mars mission.

That was a... Designing theater clothes. That was a... I mean, that was an okay reading, Boots. This idea has one square of popularity it has no squares of discussion no squares of similar projects and no co-founders

you pretty much covered it right off the bat it needs no further co-founders you just did it, you went out there and you got it you made a paragraph that was a reasonable enough reading Boots, I kind of liked it but I don't know what to value it at. I mean, the thing is, I wish that I had a way to value my friends monetarily.

Okay. All my friends are hookers, so they kind of know. Bunny Bread, do you think you could... We never had a rating system for this podcast before, I'm afraid. Bunny Bread, do you think you could help me value my friends monetarily? I'm not into money or friends, but yeah, yeah, of course. Hey there, guys. I'm here to talk about social network for price valuing friends.

You see the Gophers game yesterday? I did, yeah did yeah yeah i was pretty good there this guy's a banger yeah okay would you register in a social network that will allow your friends to put a price tag on you based on the thought they have on how much you value i was going to say no but seeing as how you didn't ask a question now i can't sorry no opportunity don't butt in here all right the price would price would be limited, say, from $1 to $1 million. You would be able to put a price to your friend and a monomolacy. If he has many friends for a specified amount of friends,

the value of his friends in dollars would increase because people have envy. Yeah, no. If he has many friends for a specified amount of friends. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. If he has many. Okay. God. The specified amount of friends. If he has many... The specified amount is many.

People with great value... Many or specified? People with great value and price from time to time would be awarded with a monetary prize or coupon. Tell me your opinion. Now! I want to collaborate with this. I want to co-found this idea and name this thing

Shitcoin. Shitcoin. Well, Jimmy Franks, I give you 20 shitcoins for that idea. There's a couple of comments though. I feel Discus bunch of random words has a... Well well then take it

I can build this idea bye you can build an idea how to have friends I don't so what is where does the monetary like how much money they have or so in dollars what their friendship means

to you yeah so I guess you like get money by having like more Twitter followers but I don't know where that money would come from. Maybe maybe I have you have to pay? You probably have to see it yourself.

If you look at the co-founders, Uma you can only assume is Uma Thurman says I can fund it. She's also hanging's from Singapore. Right, yeah. Hey, Jimmy Franks, will you help me sell rumors online? Fuck yeah. Excellent.

Sell rumors? I got all these rumors. Now where to put them? Sell rumors online. Some people can predict upcoming events very well or know some inside information that will be revealed in the future. But they might not talk about them for any reason. Maybe because it's private, can be used for profits later, or dangerous. Or you can go to prison for insider trading.

Money can change their mind. Sure can. Here is my idea. There is a site when everybody can set a price for his rumor and give some hints what it is about. Come on. Come on. My rumor is about sex.

So I'm a Dungeons and Dragons tavern keeper. Well, I mean mean keep reading and no no this is this is the this is the Silk Road for whether or not Brenda gives blowjobs people who wants to know what rumor is is pays some money

for this rumor and when required amount is gathered or not gathered owner of rumor decides. The rumor becomes public. P.S. Inspired by RPG games where in some pub you pay for rumor about dragons, for example. See Boots? You got it!

Go on buddy, you did it. Boots, blowing the whistle on your own bullshit schemes is kind of weird. Hang on but uh some anonymous person does have a yeah anonymous wants to say pirating how would you prevent someone from taking that idea and spreading it to the world so no one else would buy it i've got a response to that great stuff by, you mean rumor? Yeah, it's a problem if you sell your rumor to one people.

But if you gather money from many people and then make your rumor public, then it makes sense. It's similar to crowdfunding. So it's like, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guys pay me $5, I'll eventually tell you what the number is. Who the fuck cares? I kind of want to know the number now. Oh my God, it's green earth. Okay, how I kind of want to know the number now. Oh my god, it's green earth, whatever the fucking matter.

Okay, how much money do you want for the number? I really gotta know the number, man, look. Oh shit. Quitting animation again for the twelfth time. Portex? Yeah? Do you have an app you want to share with us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fake at party app.

What's your name? My name is MikePHP. It's a fork of PHP. Mike. Yeah, Mike. Mike. Guys, I need an app that can create background noise, loud music,

people talking, etc. during a call. It would be great to fake traffic and many other situations. I really need this when my ex calls so I can pretend I'm not having fun on my Android. Maybe get financed at appbacker.com. Maybe.

Maybe. I need to trick people into thinking I'm having fun. And you guys pay me for it. Boots, do you have a comment for that? Sure do. Loser. Dude,

get a life and actually go out. And why are you taking calls from your ex? Loser. I can show how much I don't care, asshole. Hey, hey, this is Vincent Valentino. How about instead of pretending

you're out having fun, you actually do get out and have some fun. You mean like playing Pokemon Go? Guess what? Before you know it, you won't care if your ex calls or what they think, because you'll have made new connections and feel better about yourself. You know, Vincent, you don't care if your ex calls or what they think because you'll have made new connections and feel better about yourself. You know, Vincent, you don't have to

cover up the fact that you're my ex this whole time. No, no. Say this to a guy named Mike PHP. It's pronounced Sorry. Hey guys, my name's Ahmed. What's up? I've noticed a problem.

All right. Yeah, hyphen greater than. In the heat of the moment, suicidal people can only think of one option. Suicide. It's like what gives them the name, you know? Yeah, that's, yeah. Yeah, so what if we give them an alternative during that crucial moment to deciding to commit suicide? Okay, so sort of outreach or counseling or helping them out, some kind of hotline?

Those are interesting ideas. That's an interesting idea. I came up with a different solution. It's under the header solution. Hyphen greater than. At the crucial moment, these people can request a runaway trip with a touch of a button on the smartphone kidnapping?

whoa a train with no brakes? hyphen greater than it is okay to die as long as you can come back whoa, whoa, faking death? Is that what this is about? we are suggesting We are suggesting...

Flatliners? We are suggesting that you die in a better way, i.e. escape from the current situation. That's not death, Wigginpuff. Hey, are you depressed? Why not have a trip for one to the Dominican Republic? Hyphen greater than seeing another place and spending time there will help them rethink and regroup. Hyphen hyphen greater than volunteer counselor welcomes the traveler at the airport.

Hyphen hyphen greater than counseling service offered during trip. Parentheses optional. So it's counseling on a goddamn cruise. You just want to go on a cruise, don't you? Yeah, I'm sad about not going on a cruise. I'm going to kill myself not going on a cruise. I mean, so this whole thing is people are suicidal. They feel bad.

How about we take them on trip and they no feel bad no more? You know, I think this is a solution for the dying travel agency industry is tapping this as yet. Combining it. I mean, you can still call it dying travel agency industry is having this as yet I mean you can still call it dying travel agency industry you reroute all that Boys Town National Hotline

sweet sweet money into all these businesses knock those fat cats off their high horse really suicidal people had it too good for too long time to take them down a peg there's really no

better cure for suicidal depression than being isolated in a place surrounded by people that are happy that you don't know yeah

uh Jimmy Franks I would like a cheap date please oh can do friendo excellent what's your name

my name is he's the first person you thought of easy boy I think you're easy easy boy What's your name? My name is Easy Boy. I think you're Easy E-Boy. Straight out of Compton. Easy E-Boy.

I know this may be a silly idea, yet sometimes I just want to go on a date right now, but not looking for someone who is going to charge a high price or require me to dress up. Charge a high price to date? Yes, I think in this guy's world people charge him money it's like mogli was lost in the jungle and raised by hookers i want to date right away without the hassle of looking or searching for a long time

trying to woo the other person to date me or convince them that I'm a good guy. I want it to be quick, easy, and someone to date nearby. I might be an asshole. I'm up for anything, really. All right, somebody rhyme again. Shit. I want someone to invest in me. I want to smother your mother and tell your sister that you love her. Dangerous.

A mobile app where everyone on the site agrees to be a date on demand. Especially the women. The service would require people to be interviewed. Background checks would be held on every user. And the user would have to renew their background every year. The only thing that you would be required to be a dater on demand. Oh, great. So just any woman in the vicinity will go on a date with you right there. Great. We'll just call it Boober.

It'll be fine. Not a bad name. I mean, I feel like the name's pretty strong. I'm going to invest two million dollars on your name alone. And you know what? If you pivot to a different business model, that's fine. I'm going to give you two orange marshmallows for that.

That's my favorite amount and color of marshmallows. So good. Boots, I'd like to know a little something about photobody. That's F-O-T-O-B-O-D-Y. Yeah. Oh, you mean photobody. Photobody. Photobody.

Yeah, yeah. No photobody. Photobody. Gordon. Yeah, yeah. No Fatabity. Fatabity. Gordon James Campbell, and this is Fatabity. Fatabity. I like it. Like people's eyes? No.

How about their smile? No, definitely not. Do you dig tats on the back? Giving them, or? No, dig. Like, dig them out of the skin. Oh, yes. Definitely. Dig tats. Piercings on the nose.

On the nose? Do you have a thing for feet? My thing's on your feet right now, yeah. I only date snakes. Piercings on my feet. In this network, you have a profile where you can upload photos for different parts of your body. Oh.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Bodyharvest.com. It's going to be... Yeah, you draw, like, the little cuts of meat, like, lines all over your body when you upload it. This next sentence has an amazing typo. Mm-hmm.

You will never show people the whole picture. That's my favorite picture to show people. Yeah, that's the one body part you won't show people. I picture that's my favorite picture to show people yeah that's the one body part you won't show people I won't show them my Courtney love I will do anything for love but I won't do that show off your best features and of course find

the feature you like I'm thinking of four general areas one maintain photos of the body parts. Yeah, okay. Two, body art filtering. What? Three, piercing

filtering. What? Four, workout area. Yeah, that makes sense. The workout area like your body. My best feature is my gallstone that got taken out. Date me. Workout area? In each of these, the workout area. If you only do leg day.

The muscles in the skin. You're filtering. Yeah, one spot. You're filtering workout area. I'm good. I don't see why you're not following this. I'm not. In each of these four areas, you can see the main feature, which is browse photos of specific

parts of the body. Jesus Christ. Unnecessary close parentheses. Uh-huh. Plus extensive info and community focusing on the subject. Get ideas for you next tattoo. What? That's the dumbest feature so far.

That's a great earlobe. I'm going to get a tattoo of Tweety Bird. Check out the perfect workout to get those killer abs. You get the idea. Body parts would include, for example, eyes, forget it.

Keep going. Nose, mouth, neck, hair, back, arms, torso, legs, Nose. What? Neck. Hair. Back. Coffee cup. Arms. Torso. Legs.

Feet. Gizzard. Ova positor. Doo lab. Nudity. Keeping this clean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why people would do this.

It's a picture of close-ups on a clothed person. Yeah, like killer abs under the shirt. Check out my ass, baby, underneath the sweater. I think I can make out an elbow. Yeah, my killer abs under the shirt. Check out my ass, baby, underneath the sweater. I think I can make out an elbow. It's important that this app that is hyper-focused on psychopaths who are fetishists, you know, wouldn't be, wouldn't, you know, get unclean things. No naughty bits, please. No creepy shit. Yeah, yeah.

Think weird science. Anyway. Well, now I gotta masturbate. Be right back. All right. Every time I bring that up. All right. You're applauding your own masturbation?

Hey, good job, Lemon! Why is that an app on here? An app that applauds your masturbation? Every time you bring up anything involving Anthony Michael Hall, that happens. Well, no, early Anthony Michael Hall. Like, not Edward Scissorhands Anthony Michael Hall. It sounds like a porn site for Bizarro from Superman. Anyway.

Me not horny. Anyway, been thinking on this idea for a while. I think it has an interesting reach for a particular public. I wonder what. Killers! You got a tagline, don't you? I think this is my tagline. Join in and meet every...

body. Oh! Oh! Oh! Come on. You had me till you said all those words. Meet every body. That tagline should really... It needs a lol after it.

It really does. Or just kidding. Hey, BuddyBread, I stole one of your co-founders. Oh, shit. It's Dre. Oh, I forgot about Dre. I missed that. Bunny Bread, I'm going to give you a choice.

Yes, this works out well for me. It certainly does. All right, option number one is application for golf players. And golf is misspelled as golf. Golf application for golf players. Those are the Middle East. Yep. And the other is called my game called slicer.

My game called slicer. Both of these. My game called slicer. Let's see here. Whichever way you want to go. I feel like. I slicer let's see here whichever way you want to go I feel like slicer yeah I like circumcision

you like circumcision do you? how much do you like circumcision? like 1 to 10 if the game turns out to be about circumcision I will be so happy ban from the IOS store alright tell me about your game called slicer We'll be so happy. Bad from the iOS store. All right.

Tell me about your game called Slicer. My game is called Slicer. Okay. Go ahead. Hello. My name is Leland Lewis. I'm looking to get this game built, and I've created a concept inspired by Fruit Ninja,

but with different game mechanics. Uh-oh, uh-oh, this might be it. It's just penises flying at you. You'd have to circumcise them really fast. Yeah, all these dicks fly in the air. Oh, it's awesome. That's what's like this website. But with different game mechanics,

so I can't get sued. That meant to be more fun and gives you a good challenge concept. M1. The game allows you to control time and space itself. So, you know. Emo Phillips, venture capitalist. Yeah. 2.

Using personal play system to create your style of gameplay, but based on various principles such as, you know, time or space or more. You know. Oh, that's my gameplay style. I know. I know how you like the more. Three. Yeah, I'm getting more.

Later on, can use certain puck to amplify game display? And if not used, it's gonna have side effects. Okay, literally every word that you're saying is making me more confused right now. You're not the only one. I'm pretty sure it says Fruit Ninja

but hockey. Shut up! You can control space, time, and more in Fruit Ninja? That pitch would have made way more sense if, time, and more in Fruit Ninja. That pitch would have made way more sense if it was only one sentence. Fruit Ninja about hockey. 1,000 upvotes on Product Hunt. So many marshmallows.

I wanted to see this game be made and getting out. Also, even after that, gameplay should continue to get better, but with new challenges and hunger for more and maybe new features to make it even more fun. Holy shit. Okay, Leland Lewis, I am still really confused, really, really, really, really confused by your game called Slicer. Can you maybe, like, compare it to a similar project? Well, there's Braid. You control space and time.

You know how that is. Okay, so that's similar, then? The Braid is similar? Maybe a little bit similar. You know, it's a thing that happened on the computer once. Okay. I mean, yeah, no, fair enough. It's more similar than a bag of oranges. It's a word that consists of consonants and vowels as well.

So we got that. Oh, my. Yeah, yeah, it's cool. Cool. Slicer, man. I'm just investing in this shit left and right. I'm so pissed there were no dicks in that. I'm just starting to appreciate the name they give for people with ideas on here, or ideators.

Ideators. Portax, I think you have an idea that's really going to help us. Okay, yeah. My idea is a kind of different kind of slicer, actually. Uh-oh. It's the Bank of Organs. The Bank of Oregon? No. Oh, the wholeans. The Bank of Oregon? No.

The whole state. It's the Bank of Organs. Oh dear. I see the problem of money as something that need real funding. Say something that is around half a million dollars per head. Money does need funding.

Yes. Yeah. Takes money to need funding. Yes. Yeah. It takes money to get funding. Yes. To fund this, I propose we sell Al our body for organs collection to different insurance companies. Hey, this is Al. Bring your body down here. We'll give you the lowest, the best prices, and the most service. Look, I came down here and said Al's Auto

Body Shop. This is not what I thought was going to happen. Hey, the word auto's crossed out. What were you expecting? Oh! Well, what if I have bad credit, Al? Bad credit? No credit. We will buy your body parts. It's costing arm and a leg to get

this fixed. Anyway, they will pay the average value minus its running costs of what your feet by means of a bank account non inheritable. Have it until 21, yo,

and at this age start spending or do whatever. The collection company will collect all our organs once we die. Specifically you, when you die. Right. The company will take your organs. All our organs once we die.

Okay, so... Okay, so... This is organ futures that you're selling, right? Yeah. You give me money for my organs and then you'll get them later when they're useless. Right?

Right. What tags did you give your bank of organs idea? The tags I have are death, funding, marketing, organs, poor, selling. Yes, I agree. Poor selling. You know, if you listen to Alex Jones, they already have something like this. It's called Obamacare! Whoa!

Ah! Ah! I like to fight! I like to have children! Section number one of this document put by Ame meat is called stupid ideas for some reason um i'm gonna do another one of these stupid ideas but i'd like you to choose for me if you would all right excellent so uh i've got uh i've got two different options here there's a

facebook whatsapp for blind persons It's kind of fun. And the Touch of Feel It store I like a lot. But I'm going to give you two options here. Bunny Bread, augmented reality game, or hitchhiker's glasses. I stole the glasses from this hitchhiker I murdered. Someone buy them off me. I harvested his eyes, too, for the organ guy.

They were left over from the organ store. Yeah, yeah. Well, don't panic. Here we go. So you put on glasses and they display in real time, colon. You're looking at a street and see various cars.

Glasses display information right above them, where the driver is headed, and whether or not he can take hitchhikers. So you're selling magic? Magic and glasses? Yes, the ass, grass, or Google glass. Exactly.

Oh my! Yay. Wow. Oh, my! Yay! Wow. Thank you. Okay. You know who to make contact with to get where you want to go. The glasses could be connected

to a hitchhiking system. That's one word, camel-cased. For phones. Update in real time, application connected to GPS. What do you think? How many marshmallows would you give this? I would give it, like, at least none. Maybe less.

You pick up a hitchhiker, he climbs to the back of the car and says, my magic glasses told me you'd be here. Oh, dear. Hey, can I get you to invest in an Oregon bank while we're talking? Jimmy likes it. Hey, Bunny Brad. You.

Will you please tell me about the flavored hemp cigarette? Motherfucker. I've been waiting my whole life to tell you about the flavored hemp cigarette. Shit. All right, man. I wonder what it's like. What does it do for you? Well, you know what it does for me?

Everything. All right. Hang on now. Let me tell you about my favorite thing in the whole wide world. This is called the flavored hemp cigarette. My name is Sean McMillan. McMillan, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever wanted to quit smoking but enjoy the leisure of its pastime too much?

Or wanted to smoke something herbal, but didn't like the taste or mind-altering chemistry? Well, then you have found your match. With the hemp-flavored cigarettes, you get all the fun without the guilt. No way in hell that's possible. All right, no, now. Smoke, natural herb grown from the earth with no or low THC. So, completely negating the purpose of smoking.

We get that delicious flavor though. You know, like the flavor of skunk weed? Hell shit, yeah! Oh my god. I always wanted to smell like I hit something with my car. But, these cigarettes... Ah, the smell of burning rope. Well, that's right, it's actually not flavored like pot, it's flavored like hemp!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can make a nice belt out of it. But these cigarettes will be flavored just the same as you most favorite smoking brands. From Turkish blend to menthol, these are just cigarettes that fuck. Shit. Now get the best of both worlds. And now. And know, whatever you're inhaling is from the natural wonders

of our beautiful home we call Earth. Our what? Our wonders of what? And know, whatever you're possessive inhaling is from the natural wonders of our beautiful home we call Earth. So, let's change the way we view vices by thinking outside the box! I didn't understand, so...

What are the tags on this one? I didn't understand. So what are the tags on this one? So you like the stink of weed, but you don't like getting high. It's like, yeah, it's like the burning of your lungs. It's like a cigarette with a clove cigarette, but it's flavored like rope. Do you like lung cancer, but you hate feeling good? But yeah, no, we do need to know the tags here. Oh,

innovation, lifestyle, living, smoking habits. Those are all great, but you forgot the first tag. Which is non-breaking white space. Oh,

I, what happened? It's a Zen, don't hurt his brain like that. The first tag is space bar. Oh, comma, innovation,

lifestyle, living, smoking habits. The concept of nothingness. Well, that sounds, that sounds great. You know,

I think I'm going to actually invest in your app because I, I, this seems perfect. I can't see that there would be any app that would, that would appeal to my weed sensibilities more than this. So, yeah, I'm going to give you money. Thank you. Thank you for all your money.

I got an idea, guys. Oh, do you? Yeah, my name's Keegan Quinn. Okay. I've got vaporizer bubble smoke blower. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This would be a novelty item.

What it would do is vaporize cannabis, which would then be blown into a non- toxic bubble solution so that when the bubble pops, you could get a dose of

medicine. Dose of medicine? Medicine. So it's like Pepto-Bismol bubbles flying through the air. I got some tags for you. What are your tags? Space bar. That's right.

Popular tag. Bubbles. You're right. Cannabis. Novelty. Yeah. Party. Okay. You're right. Cannabis. Novelty. Party. Vaporizer.

Yeah. Okay, so it's a vaporizer. So the vaporizer goes straight into the bubble. So, like, I hold on to a bubble, and then I shove the nozzle into it. You know how bubbles are easy to handle? You can wrangle a bubble any day. And then when the bubble pops pops Then that gets you high somehow Then a doctor injects you

With a needle Well, doesn't matter if it's a doctor or not Vaporizer bubble smoke blower plus morphine I'm not Holding the bubble is floating in midair I'm innocent, you can't arrest me It's my dealer. He's called Dr. Ganja.

This is Travis Rick Schaefer. Oh, hi, Travis. I have an idea. It's a frat network. Would you like to know more? No. Yeah. Yeah.

This would be a social media app for fraternities. Isn't this what Facebook was supposed to be? This app would use GPS technologies to locate the nearest frat event. Only brothers and sisters are allowed. If you're in the frat, wouldn't you already know where... And each member has a certain number of invites per event. This app would serve as a group messaging, event locator, pledge to-do list, etc. Please let me know if interested.

I need an application developer. No, you don't. I think this could really take off in universities around the world. Thanks. Hashtag social media. Hashtag college. Hashtag fraternity. Yeah, except for you fucked up the tagging system. It doesn't work like that.

Hey, he's the only one who doesn't have... First off, it's all one tag, but also he's the only one who doesn't have an empty spacebar tag's all one tag, but also he's the only one who doesn't have an empty space bar tag, so I mean... No, no, no, empty space bar tag is only for weed ideas. Well, I suppose that would be... The empty space bar stands for, um...

Travis Rick Schaefer, that was a terrific, terrific app. It was really great hearing about that. Thanks so much. Thank you. Yes, yes. But I want to tell you a little bit about my exciting product. It's called Koolect. It's got a Q in it, and there's also a K.

Koolect. For some reason, I could get that domain. Who would have thought? Anyway, it's an innovative social e-commerce marketplace. Okay, you ready? Okay, terrific. Have a seat here. You need some punch?

No, but I am definitely deficient on the amount of buzzwords that I've encountered today. Someone definitely does need to be punched. Fantastic. The doors are locked and we've turned the air conditioning off. We imagine the future of the internet as... We imagine the future of internet... What the fuck? How do you imagine it?

It's such a great idea. Keep it together, man. Oh, I'm sorry, man. My idea is just so innovative that I... We imagine the future of internet as the internet in the real world. Ooh, yeah.

I get you. r1 in everything our world is getting more and more connected and today people mainly use internet for information seeking shopping or go to social networks okay okay my research shows this yes so Act, which is spelled the worst way you can imagine, is a new concept mixing, social networking, a collaborative platform, and a huge e-commerce website.

It allows users to create, translate, share, and interact with pages. That's capitalized because it's obviously a trademark. Even more, you can tell the link forward slash relationship you have

with a page. E.g., favorite movie, want to go on vacation here, do want this product, want to commit suicide or not. Well, then you get a vacation. Pages can be about a brand, a product or service, a celebrity, a location, or an event from the whole world. The whole world?

Is that an hand gesture I'm doing there? An event from the whole world? hand gesture I'm doing there? The whole world? Users, which is also capitalized, put pages they like into themed lists they have created and can share these pages with their friends.

Oh my god, this is some kind of interest with a P on it or something. Shit. Well, that doesn't have enough great consonants like a K and a Q. You're right, you're right. But I like where you're going. For instance, we can have fun by collecting our entire music library.

This is so much fun. Our dressing room. Fun. What we like to or not. Right? We can do that. Monuments we visited or places we would like to go. Ellipsis.

Opportunities are endless. Hey, I got an idea for like a song and it's got like a 70s cool rock vibe. Yep, that's great. It's about a hotel in California. So I'm going to check in. Can I leave? No.

Okay. I mean, you can check out, but you can't leave in the hotel in California. And other. That's an interesting word. And other. Particularity is that each product of service page that we can find on the Kulak website can be sold by anyone. Individuals or professionals from anywhere, the platform can be seen

as a huge supermarket. Here's some tags. Spacebar. Wait, what? I guess one of those pages is weed. Big thing. Big thing is a tag. And there's change, commerce, events, network, products, social. Social.

Yeah, nobody has any comments on my fucking terrific idea of Facebook, but somehow even worse. Almost every single thing we've read has no comments, like almost every single idea. They're already perfect. I don't know how the hell you improve upon these things. Yeah, I'm Bruno Kahn. Swap my baby problem.

A couple with children wants to go out to dinner is struggling to find a trustworthy and cheap babysitter. Could we use a couple of neighbors with children instead of a babysitter? Invent neighbors with children. A Tinder.com local for families in search of a babysitter. Uh-oh. What?

Don't put those things in the same sentence, man. Oh, no. I don't like babysitter in quotations either. No, you don't like that? Yeah, I don't like that. The babysitter... Also in quotes, but this time it has a hyphen. Oh, okay, that's better.

In this case, it's not a youngster, as in the traditional model. Rather, a family within the same building slash area with children. Advantages. The family babysitter is local, has children. I know them. I trust them. Oh, well then.

He's a good guy. He's a good guy. It's Bruno Khan approved, you guys. And he just got out of the joint like last week, so he needs a job. Look, we're kind of, look, we look scary, but we won Bruno Khan's cool website of the day award, so it's fine.

Yeah, less likely to have problems since we're neighbors. It works as a reference system like Uber does between customers and drivers. Only it's your children? And there's never been problems with Uber. Disrupt babysitting! It's free!

They can ask me the same favor the other way next time. Keeping one more child shouldn't be a big problem. No, no, so fucking easy. Yeah, it's a sitch. And it can even create a sense of community. Yeah, this is, man, this is a great idea, because the thing that parents have a lot of is extra time. Yeah, potential customers, busy families in cities

that want quality babysitter and want to save money. They want both of those today. Thoughts welcome? I'm horrified. So they're selling the concept of people, parents knowing each other so they can offer to babysit each other's kids? Need babysitter.

No pay for exposure. Will Oob babysit Babby for me? Okay, no, that's alright. That's pissed me off, actually. Boots, we're going to go on a punch date. Oh dear. Oh, finally!

My fanfiction is coming to life! Anna's name has invented punch dating. Alright, punch dating. It's an app about whenever you get pissed at work or at home or on the street, you punch someone on the app and the closest person to you punching as well as you will be

chating with her about the reason and she and he punch you and that way you can start a conversation and get to know each others punch dating it's a dating app but instead of a click like or hot then who punched them and who get to know why they did that and tried to make each other feel better lol submit your punch

introduce yourself with a punch i mean like yeah like it's an app yeah it's an app where you and some other rando just sock each other in the jaw and then be like, what are you so pissed off about, bro? Be like, I don't know, man. They gave me the wrong change. I'm just pumped! Uh, so that section, uh, once again was called um, uh, stupid ideas, uh, long enough. And, uh, this next section

uh, Ameet has for us here is called things that may already exist. Uh, we're gonna start off with Bunny Bread and the Coffee Jukebox. Coffee Jukebox! Coffee Jukebox. Coffee Jukebox!

Hi, my name is Andrew Ray. And have you entered a coffee shop and did not like the music playing? No? Is classical music too painful nowadays? Oh my God, yes. Painful? Painful painful it hurts you it hits me right in the dick you're kis and you're tchaikovsky get the fuck off my lawn shit on you

anton bruchner have an app with a list of music users could play in queue while waiting at a coffee store limit certain times and genre is allowed for those fucking sensitive ears. Hashtag coffee fucking store jukebox. Shit! I don't understand. What? I do. What happened there? I don't know anymore. What happened there? Similar projects. This is Noise Spot.

Do you guys not like the music in a coffee shop? How about an app that changes the music in the coffee shop? It's called Asking the Fucking Barista to Change the Channel. Hey, my name's Edward. Hey. This is cool, man. I love this fucking site.

It's so much fun. Okay, so this is called Battle of the Minds, right? Okay. Okay. Okay, I thought of this yesterday. Okay. I was eating SpaghettiOs in the toilet. Sometimes you and your friend want to have a friendly competition to see who is

smarter. What if there was a site that could let you do that by both you playing an interactive game or quiz? Okay, bye. Bye? I'm done. That's it? Okay. Yeah, yeah. I need half the profits when you make this thing.

All right, so this thing called trivia, it's... All right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If anyone makes a fucking dime out of chess, I get that shit. All right, well, I'm building it, but I don't know, man. No, no, no, it's good. Are those quiz games not being interactive whatsoever?

I fixed it. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, I got an idea. What's your idea? A social networking site for memes. Fuck you. Oh, no.

Hey, just hear me out. Hear me out. No, I don't want to. Fuck you. Hold on. I got my foot in the door. You can't close it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Why is your foot so strong? Why doesn't this hurt you? I'm a man. Okay. We memes may be humorous and fun to read. Here, entire social networking site is used to post only meme. Does that rustle your jimmies?

I don't know what a jimmy is should raise your dollars it'll make you feel better user will have option to generate a meme with simple tools of boosted people who have subscribed will get this posted meme on their dashboard feeds oh that feel when lemon doesn't like the meme jokes

why you no meme jokes everywhere I'm sad now there's over 9000 of these meme jokes that's interesting oh god damn it holy shit

all of them are belong to me so that's fine oh my god I hate this look at this double rainbow. It'll make you feel better. God, fuck you!

Damn! Okay. Oh, I have to move past this. I have to move that out of my brain. Maybe the flirt alert will do it to me. Bootsy, tell me about the flirt alert. I'll tell you everything about the Flirt Alert. Okay, cool.

I am Hook. And this is the Flirt Alert. It's an app that automatically inputs your friends list from Facebook or other social network. And you can rank your friends in attractiveness, would sleep with. Would date. Hot.

Somewhat attractive. Best friend. Normal friend. Repulsive. You know, a standard Likert scale. I'm sorry. No, I don't think repulsive is a word. I don't think repulsive is a word.

Repulsivy. Repulsivy. Repulsivy. Yeah, there it is. Say love repulsivy. Repulsivy. Repulsivy. Yeah, there it is. Say love Repulsivy. Anonymously. Yeah. Your stats will remain private.

And if two people rate each other as would date or would sleep with, both will be informed. You know that creepy guy who knows your Facebook account from work? Now he can tell you how much he wants to fuck you! Isn't that great? Couldn't he do that with words before? Oh, no. He's such a nice guy, he can do it.

Since I came up with this idea, another person came up with a similar project. Would you like to know what it's called? What is it? It's called Bang with Friends. Yes, I was about to, I was trying to know what it's called. What is it? It's called Bang with Friends. Yes, I was trying to remember the name of it. Yeah, this is the...

So, you took that shit and then you said, hey, I want to make this exact same app. I'm also going to point directly on how you make that app. Yeah, here you go. Give me money. This has seven marshmallows worth of co-founders on it, though. Theflirtalertcom uh is a website uh that is uh pretty entertaining to look at uh i'm here on um uh the flirt alert.com

forward slash what is one dot htm and uh uh there's about four words on the page so it's and then oh there's some sort words on the page. So it's, and then, oh, there's some sort of puzzle. Maybe I get to fuck if I win this puzzle. I do like the radar that's got the little kisses on it. Anyway. I'll let you know

how close the stalkers are to your vicinity. I'm kissing you! Okay, so that section was, again, called Things That May Already Exist. And this section is called Let's Gamify Everything!

You know what? I'm for it. This is actually where, like, the venture capitalists are probably looking, too. So, I think Jimmy Franks, if you'll start us off with the truck driver score, please. Yeah, truck driver score. This is Arden Hunson. And I've got a startup idea.

One portal in the internet where a company can hire a truck driver based on his or her score. A score will be given by current or previous company. Also drivers get higher score when they have done all known certificates and different extras. We own trucking company and I see that this could be one solution for as when hiring new people today, we don't know their background. Driver is good. Then their reputation will hide.

Okay. Hey, can you can you, I'm just only a little tiny, tiny bit confused by your truck driver score. Can you tell me any like similar projects? Oh yeah. Similar, but not that. Something like that, but

Europe based and more attractive. All those women that tried to date you said the same thing about you. I smell burning toast. And did you leave any comments on your terrific idea? Looking for co-founders who know how to build web page out from that idea. I don't have internet, so I can't test. Snatch the app from my hand and then you'll be ready.

Beds on ceiling. Beds on ceiling. Oh, what a feeling. Is that after you're dancing on the ceiling? Yeah. Beds occupy too much space in small apartments. I suggest a mechanism allows to lift the bed to the ceiling in an easy way. Tag, bed, ceiling, space.

Gravity sucks. I want you to develop an app to get rid of it. There should be an app that gives you telekinesis that only works on beds. Okay, so even if this apparatus existed, right? Let's just imagine this apparatus existed. Okay, I can imagine it so hard. Yeah. Okay, your problem is that beds take up too much space.

Uh-huh. So if you lift the bed up to the ceiling, the apparatus is as big as lifting it up to the ceiling. Nah, nah, no. What? No, no, no. Because I lifted it up through prayer, stupid. Oh, okay, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. I up through prayer. Stupid. Oh, okay.

You're right. I'm sorry. I forgot about prayer. I'm so sorry. Fucking stupid. Anyway, I still wanted to tell you about High Five Runners. My name is Ethan Levy, and our mission is to change the culture of running from an individual sport to a community sport. Right?

How? How? Racing? Cool. Cool. We give high fives to other runners as we run. That'll do it. Yeah. That's all it took.

One foot in front of the other, man. Classic move. It would be an app for the Apple Watch. So really wide distribution there. And it would be a app for the Apple Watch, so really wide distribution there. And it would be a game for runners. The app would count how many high fives you collected a run. What? Compete against friends.

Rack up points. Points you can spend to get certain discounts or even free products on running gear. As the community grows, we would build partnerships. Okay, but what if you just stood in place and just applauded for a bit? That would work. Then you get a discount on applause machines.

Applause gloves are really hot. What color are your applause gloves, Bunny Bread? Oh, they're clear. I don't wear any. I'm sorry. I know I co-founded the applause gloves. shit oh god i'm sad this has come out right you don't wear applause clothes not all the time just when jerking off all right for fucking four years you've been telling me about your goddamn applause gloves i mean you know i've oh god jesus can we talk about this later

he wasted them all like slapping people in the face, challenging them to duels. Yeah, well, jogging duels. Next you're going to tell me you're not a torture. You run that way, and I'll run the opposite way, and then we'll meet, like, on the other side of the Earth, and then it doesn't work. All right, poor Tex, tell me about gametized cooking, please. It's not gamified, it's gametized. Gametized. Yeah, yeah. It's like being hypnotized it's gamatized. Gamatized. It's like being hypnotized, but you're

a fat nerd. Because I've been just eating the Cooking Mama CDs. It's just like Mama. So, I don't particularly like cooking, but I would like to cook more.

I'm a complicated man. I hate everything about this, but man, I need to get into it. So I came up with an idea on how to make cooking fun. Make it a game. Weird formatting. The game would be a mobile app and could work very similarly to Foursquare.

After you're done cooking something, you take a picture of your food, and then you quote-unquote check in to the food you've made. Eh? Uh, like check in on the food? Like, hey, food, how you doing? Everything okay over there?

Okay, he gives an example. Hang on. For example, you've made tacos, so you check in to tacos. No, okay. What? And then you get example hang on okay for example you've made tacos so you check into tacos no okay what and then you get points for making your first tex-mex food and whatnot oh i could be the mayor of tacos i would play a game called the mayor of tacos you would obviously share your your food pictures with other users and you could share it on Facebook. So it's like, my only motivation

to cook is if I level up my skill tree on an app. How about you just want to learn a skill? How about that? Hey Lemon. Yeah? I want you to read to me the idea for Power Nap. Oh yeah, no problem. Absolutely, yeah.

Okay. There's a reason why I, Kevil Kevil Shaw, I'm the Shaw of Kevil, there's a reason why I'm so successful as a human being, a go-getter, and that's because of PowerNap, okay? And my PowerNap

is not the PowerNap that you're thinking of. See, because PowerNap is a portable hotel that can be set anywhere at any location, right? Huh? Yeah. Power nap cabs are soundproof and clients can enjoy multimedia and other facilities. Bye. So it's a hotel room. I like crowd funds.

So it's a hotel room. Wait, wait. Crowd funding, crowd funds, funding, funds, innovative power nap startup. So you just bring a coffin with you that you can crawl into? Or headphones.

It's a tent with sound paddling. You can enjoy multimedia in other facilities. It's a gym i can poop on my tv if i feel like it sure can can and should it seems like a hotel room i might as well take a swim um and uh jimmy franks tell me about the gamified social media for wine lovers absolutely i think you're really gonna enjoy this one okay i'll go yuji tatakama Uh, Jimmy Franks, tell me about the gamified social media for wine lovers. Oh, absolutely. I think you're really going to enjoy this one. Okay. I'm Seago Yuji Tatakama Chikubota, and I want to tell you about gamified social media for wine lovers.

The lack of virtual space to share experiences and convert your tasting experiences in points that could be used to buy in your favorite wine shops. How about earning points for every winery visited? How about you fucking air points, you asshole? Hey, hey, hey, any premium wines you drink, and then these stores can use the filtered data to improve their selling methods, bend more accurate on the personal tastes of everyone making more money.

I suggest a platform for wine lovers. No frills, but organized and most of all, fun. What? You heard me. How many tags? Did I stutter? No, you just said bullshit. You eloquently described

your dumb bullshit. Got any tags there, buddy? Oh, F&B you know what that means uh gamified and wine fucking bump

I've got an idea I'm Michael V. Manansala and it goes like this that's a pretty good idea is your is your idea scat? Is scat your idea? Mission possible.

Fuck you. Changing the world. Daily, we are too busy. Busy making money. Busy working. Busy making money. Busy working. Busy building our future. And busy that we even forgot to do something good to inspire someone to help change the world. I mean, sure.

No, cool. Yeah, absolutely. Mission Possible is a website with an app. I don't know why. Okay, sure. Cool. Yep. Very long pause.

I don't know why okay sure cool yep very long pause there will be one main project mission for those who are willing to donations below then are mission examples cool great no give me some concrete examples I'm into your ideas

blue red white green yellow or gray you choose to pick your own mission. Example. Blue mission, Monday to Friday. We give one to three flowers daily to make someone smile. Have you met my cousin Charla's old blizzle? Saturday and Sunday.

All who choose Blue Mission will be sharing of experiences slash stories. Like using the app to store one picture that serves to be the main topic of your sharing slash story. Reflections. The main idea is this will help us do some things regularly which is helping making someone smile giving hope inspiring and never forgetting to do good did we are always busy and forget to help not all of us are lucky to have all the opportunities out there sad to see street children and homeless people all capital capitalized? Well, no, it's, you know, it's I also am sad to see

street children and homeless people. But then when I see street children and homeless people with a fucking flower in their hand, I think the problem's solved, you idiot! Good. Glad you agree.

See, it's a good idea idea he's a collaborator now you win who will inspire them to live who will give them courage well a very simple idea mission possible simple things we can do to make changes

you go up to the homeless guy and you're like look I know life sucks for you but dig this picture of a flower on my phone, my really nice phone that I can afford. Doesn't that make you happy? No, I'm not giving you any money.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't touch me. No, no, no. But look at the flower. Yeah, okay, yeah. See you later or not. You seem really poor. Did you accidentally spend

all of the money in your trust fund? The next fiscal year you'll get more, though. Yeah, don't worry about it. This idea is being followed by Sag Elk. Oh, I love his work. Alright, Jimmy Franks,

make me a little happier. Can you give me an idea that'll make me happier? I have a much better idea than that piece of shit. Thank you. That would not be hard. Power converter. Okay. If there can be a device that can convert CO2 from air to power, which can be used to run all electronic devices,

this will save the need of generating electricity for small appliances, cell phone, tablet, et cetera. Hmm. What are you going to do, burn it? You going to burn some CO2? This can also reduce to reduction in carbon footprint due to CO2 emissions in the air leading to carbon footprint. I invented robo-trees.

Give me money. He's going to convert the CO2 into power, also getting rid of the CO2. So, it would... Ship it off to the sun. So, uh... Our converter.

So, my name's Cool Guy. Oh, hey, Cool Guy. Hey. Yeah. I don't want to be a downer or nothing, but we already have these devices all over the world, man. They're called trees, you know, and they consume CO2 and it gives you the energies, you know, the wood. That's not the energy, you fucking idiot. Yeah.

No, I smoke the trees. It gives them energy, kids. Power converter! Yeah. Power converter. Power converter. F+, what did we learn from these terrific, terrific ideas?

People think apps can do literally anything. Yes, they do. Even stuff that already exists. Yes, they do. Apparently, even stuff that already exists, even things people do anyway, even things that are literally impossible. Even things that are apps, like, that they

point to and say, hey, do this, but name us something different. Yeah, what in the actual fuck? There should be an app that tells you to change the song on the radio if you don't like it. Okay? It's called the Upward Bound button.

Don't want to learn how to cook? There should be an app that inspires you to cook. Fucking, all right. Hypothetically, let's pretend. This is going to be hard, but let's pretend like something showed up on Ideas Swatch that wasn't fucking stupid. No. No, just do it. Just for a minute. I refuse to.

I'm with you, Lemon. I support you 100%. So if someone puts up an idea that's not fucking stupid, just take it. Why would you click the co-founder thing and give the motherfucker 50%?

No, no, wait, wait, wait. I totally had this idea. Can you add like four other co-founders and then fuck the guy, he only gets like 20%? No, no, wait, wait, wait. I totally had this idea. And you add, like, four other co-founders and then fuck the guy and he only gets, like, 20%. The thing is, there were a few people, like,

leaving comments saying, I like this idea, not that I'm going to take it or anything. Yeah, there were... I saw several where they just said blatantly, I'm taking this.

On this site, where it's pretty obvious to document. Fortunately, that person probably doesn't have the ability to do that thing so the thing that was the most depressing about this website specifically was that

you know we've done other episodes about like ideas and those are just completely unbased in reality it's just this like make it hotter. Like, and those are dumb,

but these are like dumb and also petty. And that makes me really sad. Yeah. Because like, not only are these complete fabrications, but they also like are shit. Like they're not like nobody's life is improving by this crap. They're, they're dumb. fabrications, but they also are shit. Nobody's life is improving by this crap.

They're dumb. They're rip-offs of something clearly better that already exists in most cases. Or just completely unnecessary. I think all the people that suggest these think, okay, this is going to be the thing that makes me a millionaire.

Is I sold the app that puts beds into ceilings. Oh, the coffee juice box. Yeah, I mean, I hope that somebody figures out a way

to gamify more things because that's making all of our lives better. But I'm kind of hoping they don't because then Frank West will destroy us all. He will become the overlord of the universe. I got more fucking your girlfriend, Chivos! If you're trying to

things being gamified, go to idiots.win or damn.dog. That's right! There is a score but nobody gives a shit! I... I... nobody gives a shit! I... I mean, yeah, nobody gives a shit. Another place that you can earn a score is Ball Pit! Ball Pit has

both a kiss and slap button, and I forget that they're there for like six months out of the year. And then sometimes I remember them. And that's our podcast. So listen to another one.

Bye. I love this. Power Converter. Mission possible.