The F Plus - 229: The Space In Our Planet

Episode Date: October 8, 2016

Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory! Popularized by Steven Christ, The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down while going "bwee bwee bwee bwee"], and it's got forums, so we're set. This week, GMan just won't stop lying about pushups.

There are many newcomers waking up to this reality every day. Let's use this tool to bring about true scientific cosmological revolution. Your body welcomes your mind home. Steve. The author has deleted this message. Well, Jesus Christ was an only child who went down to the river and he drank and smiled This is the F Plus Podcast, a confusing but ultimately truthful place for terrible things read with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Stog. Breaking Benjamin's

new release has the moon eclipsing the sun. I hate the apocalypse. Oh my god. Kumquat's up. I can't believe the bible wasn't written by these Sumerian overlords. Your friend on the internet this is Adam Bozarth. Hmm

the intel is that we are inside? Our new uncredited intern. So, I was thinking, if the Earth is not millions of years old, and dinosaurs are not millions of years old, where did oil come from? And what was

its purpose before we sucked it from the ground? And lemon. I think balloons can be used too with real-time GPS. If balloons six to ten miles across from each other move closer as they go straight up on a windless day, Earth is concave. Yes.

Mm-hmm. Yep. I know now what I do then, yeah. I know now what I do then, yeah. I know now what I do then, but I didn't know then what I know now. Hey, F+. Hello. Hello.

Hi. So, Adam, Kumquat Slop, Stog, and the intern, what sort of things have you learned about this earth that we live on? I like sandwiches. It's stupid. It's getting hot. Getting hot? Yeah, it's getting really hot. It's a stupid planet.

I want to trade it in. It's covered in Trump supporters. Well, they seem to be dying off with some sort of regularity. Is it because it's too hot? Yeah. Yep. Dog, what would you trade this Earth in for? I don't know.

Pizza or something? You would need an Earth to eat the pizza on, though. No, I feel like I can eat the pizza in space. I just need a spacesuit. Okay. I just need to stuff the pizza into the spacesuit and then get in the spacesuit and then I can have my pizza in the spacesuit.

Duh. How would you get the inside of... Never mind, I don't want to unpack that. So, we at the F+, have looked at a number of interesting URLs, and

this is another one in a list of interesting URLs. So, the site we're going to be visiting is welcome-to-concave-earth-forum.70389.x6.nabble.com. Yay! This is so the FBI doesn't get in. You know, it has a nice ring to it. This is a document put together by

Bomberjacket. I assume he just stumbled across it by accident. And yeah, as the URL would speak to, this is a site about the concave Earth. I feel like I've learned a little

bit in my internet history about flat Earth and hollow Earth. I haven't heard anything about concave Earth, so I'm kind of excited, first of all, to look at more of these images, and secondly, to learn a little bit about the concave Earth. So, Adam. Yes. If you'll start off by reading this piece here by Stephen Christopher. Ooh, boy, it is long.

Okay. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yeah, it's long. So what exactly is the concave earth? Toying with the remote possibility that a spherical concave world could have slipped through the cracks unnoticed by the brightest minds

in today's modern technologically advanced world is quite a leap of faith, to say the least. Okay. One would have to completely scrap all he learned about his beloved home, planet. Ever since being told by his kindergarten teacher that it spun like a top, but there is a nascent spark emerging from the circles of free-thinking internet communities.

Oh, good. And this spark is not only rooted in solid scientific evidence that can be measured and tested, but it is bridging the gap that modern, convex earth-spinning rhetoric was unable to connect. Adding a literal glass ceiling to the equation solves unanswered riddles to the inscrutable mega cryo meteors. Mega cryo meteors.

Huge blocks of ice falling from the sky. You mean like airplanes venting their toilets? Yeah. Here I was trying to mentally conjure the picture of a concave earth, and while I was trying to piece that together, you said literal glass ceiling. I did.

And now I have something else to try to figure out. So the earth is like an hourglass, but then it's got like a Well it is an hourglass actually I'm gonna have to just skip one of these paragraphs To go to We'd have to don our Hershey's kiss Shaped tinfoil hats

And suffer the ridicule Those conspiracy theorists Willingly take You glue the Hershey kisses to your tinfoil hat? Why? It just zhuzhes them up, you know? Yeah, the CIA hates chocolate. Do you like bees? Oh, I love

them. We'd have to cry out, we'd have to cry foul to the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the Knights Templar, and even blame Walt Disney and Stanley Kubrick. Yeah, yeah, we'd have to do that. The leaders of our day, yeah. We'd have to do that. The leaders of our day, yeah. We'd have to assume the mindset of mankind

was veiled with a hypnotic myopia that couldn't see the forest for the trees. We'd have to swallow the... We'd have to swallow the obligatory red pill. Oh, no, MRA shit's coming. And choose to inundate ourselves with the uncomfortable feeling of knowing something that 99.9 of the population didn't know but ignorance is bliss why would we want to know

the truth about the earth especially since there are literally hundreds of thousands of professionals who tell us exactly what we want to hear about our home planet. Our planet's self-sufficient. It doesn't need anything. Planet in quotes. So it's not... It's a bad term? It's not actually a planet that we live on? No. I think they're saying that every other thing in the solar system that we

consider a planet is a sphere, but the Earth is not. It is a basin, but the Earth is not. It is a basin. Okay. Oh, okay. Now I can picture the universe now. Yeah, with a ceiling on top.

There's no reason to entertain anti-Diluvian concepts of the universe in this modern day. My God, we've destroyed the concept of a flat Earth. And now there are people trying to bring this Concave earth theory into Vogue isn't it a little late to regurgitate ancient theories. I mean this shit is Ptolemaic Plutonian even Thanks nagglepuss So scrolling down underneath this picture of Greeks inside of a hollow earth.

Um, can you describe the next photo that happens on the page? Oh, well, it's titled the cosmologic circus and we have, uh, we have Neil deGrasse Tyson and we've got Carl Sagan and we've got the guy what's his name yeah the the theoretical physicist who does TurboTax commercials and they're in there they've got clown noses on yeah and they're all throwing up their hands as if to say we're stupid they actually they actually look more like tomatoes than clown noses, I think. Yeah, I think they put tomatoes in their noses. Just like clowns.

I think that's a Photoshopped apple. Like just a poorly cropped apple. That's either an apple or a Roma tomato. It's got nostrils in it. So, Adam, I have a question for you. what the hell kind of foolishness is this anyway you mean people actually believe this crap the short answer yes this crap meaning your crap or the crap that we've okay and there are oh no the crap of real life. Oh. Oh. Oh, no, no, no. Our crap. Our concave crap. Whose crap?

Nice that you owned up to it. Yeah. My crap. Yes. And there are many more starting to believe it every day. Thanks to people like this crazy batshit self-proclaimed messiah, yours truly, who shamelessly inundates the YouTube community with in-your-face truths and other nutbags like the wild heretic who compiles

scientifically accurate articles the alternative cosmonogy cosmo cosmoji cosmonogy cosmojony cosmojony world is picking up steam

and fast, century-old experiments of which the heliotards Wow Go heliotard Take that, heliotrope try to suppress to hell and back like the reticulineator

and the tamarack mine shafts are being dusted off and looked at with fresh eyes. Although modern physicists try to debunk these tests, they never bother doing what a true objective empirical scientist should

do when presented with such controversial evidence. Like, retake the fucking test, bozo. So this is what happens when the medication wears off? I didn't say that. Oh, okay. I got a question. So I just want to unpack Heliotard for a second.

Sure. Does this guy not believe in the sun either? I'm a little lost. I think he's saying that the universe is not, the solar system is not heliocentric, and those who believe that it is heliocentric are heliotards. Yes, but, oh, okay. But just because the Earth is concave

doesn't mean it can't orbit the sun, right? No, I think he's casting aspersions on people who literally worship Helios, like the dude in the chariot. The Greek god of the sun. NASA just shines a huge flashlight on the Earth, guys. It's from a satellite. Look it up. Mm-hmm.

But how does he feel about Apollo? So this might surprise you but the man responsible for this website has a number of rants Oh boy I don't believe you Yeah, I just need to mention that his name is

Stephen Christopher but he frequently refers to himself as Stephen Christ Yay Good It's an abbreviation So come Quads up, will you tell me about frequently refers to himself as Stephen Christ. Yay! Good. Oh. Good. It's an abbreviation.

So, Kumquat Sap, will you tell me about the... Yes, hello. Will you tell me about the multiverse circus? Rot put... Religion of theoretical physicists, layman Lawrence Eves, eulogizes on the fantasy world, the multiverse, while admitting the fantasy he entertains is motivated by pushing me,

God, out of the equation. Oh, God. Okay. Me, parentheses God. Gotcha. Yeah. He made so good on his attempt and claim to push me out of the way that he got this video flagged and removed from YouTube.

But Lawrence doesn't know me too well. Uh-oh, that's a threat. The multiverse theory is based on nothing but the vacuous conjecture of theoretical physicists in a futile and laughable effort attempting to resolve the fine-tuning, harmonious theme ever prevalent in this particular universe. Semicolon, hoping to downplay any intelligence which is blatant and giving random chance the

ridiculous possibility by entertaining countless other universes with this particular one have the most suited synchronization all the while admitting there is zero evidence for such a scenario. So Lawrence admits the predilection of his efforts in this. He pushes God out of the equation. The religion of an anti-God theory performed by the Liontists.

Wow, that is a good burn. Congratulations. This guy's the Trump of science. Nice try, Lawrence. But you can't push me out of the equation. nice try I have the best feeling but you can't push me out of the equation you are hereby now the mascot of the multiverse circus you will be

infamous yes but what does this mean for my Mario slash Sonic the Hedgehog OTP fanfiction the question that has no answer Sonic the Hedgehog OTP fanfiction. The question that has no answer. Well, we pushed God out of the equation. Yes, that's why the plumber and the hedgehog can now fuck.

Finally! Take that, copyright lawyers! So this might surprise you, but Welcome to Concave Earth Forum 70389 has an active forum. No. It does, I know. This is surprising. So we're going to skip to part two.

On with the forum. So intern, I've got a couple questions for you, if I could ask them, is that all right? Yeah. All right, terrific. So question number one, what is on the outside of the earth? I do not believe there is anything outside of earth. Scripture says earth is hung on quote unquote nothing,

job 26.7. I believe what is outside is a quote unquote, nothing, job 26-7, I believe what is outside is a literal hell, a void. Hell is mentioned as, quote unquote, outer darkness, Matt 8-12, Matt 22-13, Matt 25-30, quote unquote, bottomless pit, parentheses, many verses in Revelation, close parentheses. Its mouth is opened wide without measure. Backtrack, quote, unquote, Isaiah 514.

Hell is, quote, unquote, never full. Proverbs 2720. The wicked are shaken out of it. Earth. Job 3813. Matt has some so let me get this straight there's nothing outside of earth here's this

thing outside of her yeah there is much speculation and imaginative thought in regards to what is outside yeah but I have to conclude there is nothing especially since man has not even drilled more than 12 kilometers deep. What? Oh, my God.

I do believe there may be numerous concentric layers of the rind of Earth, however. But ultimately- You're not even getting to the good stuff. I believe there is an edge from the material to the void of nothingness, an edge to this manifested material reality. So what you're saying is the space program is a failure because we have, we're not even able to drill 12 kilometers deep into the earth, right? You can freshen up your drink with a little bit of earth zest.

Yeah. It's very fragrant. How come we cannot see the other side of the earth? This question has been asked many times, and it is based on the indoctrinated assumption that light is straight. Oh, light is not straight. Light ain't straight.

Light has been measured with pseudolights and has been shown To curve upward toward the Center of the earth Has it now? I wonder what that experiment looked like Well the skylight gives you an illusion Of an apparent quote unquote

Dome when in reality Is a convex Ceiling I'm sure Your nonsensical ugly YouTube when in reality is a convex ceiling. I'm sure your nonsensical, ugly YouTube video explains that pretty well. It does. I skipped over that because we can't watch it. Okay, so how did you come to your understanding of the concave earth?

There's the horizontal crease. It's usually below the horizon. However, the horizontal crease, which is how sometimes I pronounce it, can be seen during superior mirages. And this is according to Stephen Joseph Christopher, a.k.a. my lord and savior. He mentions in his tome the glass Carmen layer, which is 100 kilometers deep.

It inverts the perception, causing opposite curvature. And if any of you wear contact lenses, you know what I'm talking about. Okay. Does anyone in this recording wear contact lenses? I do. Do you know what this guy is talking about? I do.

Okay. I guess I just haven't seen the light. Congratulations. Huh? If the concave earth were true Then why does the sun and moon Have the same angular size throughout the day? Well Because there's a glass sky bubble

Above our heads And the celestial objects are orbiting above Glass There's a negative refraction effect That literally equalizes the sun and the moon. That's crazy. Which brings up their size, I know, at the horizon. With the addition of squishing them at the horizon,

which actually gives more credence to the glass sky and the concave earth, and which is why superior mirages really happen. Watch video. Oh, you bet. Later, I promise, for sure. There's probably at least one or more smaller glass sky bubbles that create the effect that conventional

astronomers called quote-unquote gravitational lensing. This, we concavers know, is an actual glass lensing that equalizes the apparent angular sizes of the Sun and Moon to their comparatively actual identical sizes. Hence, we believe they

are literally the same size, once coming from the same sphere, then bifurcated. However, if there was no lensing effect, the Moon would appear larger from our perspective because it is closer to us. The glass actually enlarges the sun behind the moon. The earth lives in a giant glass bubble. Exactly. Your theory has many holes and that's what makes it more true. So if there really is a big giant glass ceiling in the sky, we can't elect Hillary Clinton.

Yeah. That's exactly my point. It'll rain down glass on us and tear us to pieces. Good point, good point. Thank you. This is a Q&A, which I'm assuming it's a fact, right? So these are frequently asked questions. How frequent? Steve, i'm going to give you

a question that i'm sure you're asked all the time uh-huh what do you make of the nibiru cult community that claims there is a double son that's what i make of them they're a bunch of fart faces This topic seems to generate a lot of woo From the ignorant Nibiru hunter community The problem The problem is that they are so far removed From the concave earth slash glass sky reality That they believe in aliens invading earth

From quote unquote other planets And from quote unquote distantquote other planets and from quote-unquote distant galaxies light years away. Those bastards. One only need to understand the basic optics of a term called bifringence that is found in certain types of glasses and calcite. The effect creates a double refraction when light passes through the bifringement medium. Raymond

studied the qualities of Libyan Raymond, my friend Raymond, studied the qualities of Libyan desert glass extensively and found it to possess a quote-unquote, is this annoying when I say quote-unquote

weak bifringence when light was strongly illuminated and passed through at certain polarizing angles this is what is exactly happening with the sun sometimes when the angle of sunlight is just right it will cast a double sun faux image usually adjacent to the actual sun. God. You know, I'm now just struck with the idea of, like, wanting to watch, like, a cable access show with, like, a concave earther and

this Nibiru double sun theorist. And just let him find out. And just, like, the confines of the show would be, one of you is obviously right. Yes. We're gonna settle it now, and nobody leaves until it's settled i'll settle it right now as a god and a god that i worship myself i'm right and everyone else is wrong could a god make a god so powerful he had to worship it?

That's exactly what happened to me. God made me and then I became more powerful and now he has to bow down to me every day of his pathetic existence, which is eternity. God, you screwed up big this time. No!

How dare you? I smite these! He made you in his own image, but all he ever watches is what the bleep do we know. I'm gonna move us on here to a forum topic entitled this is a delightful title,

Circumcision is the True Mark of the Beast. Yay! Yay! So, Stog, your name is A-Friend, and I'll be humbugger here, and you're just gonna explain something to me. Ah, yes. My name is a friend.

Sure. Circumcision is the true mark of the beast system. The beast system. The beast system, yeah. Let me elaborate on this. Fuck the Vatican. I'm trying.

Try harder. Fuck the super elite. Fuck big corporations. Fuck religion and fuck money. Again, I'm trying. I love fucking money. And fuck anyone or anything whose intentions are not good. Okay, okay, gotcha.

Hey, my name's Humbugger. I've got 22 posts. This is one of them. Could you provide an explanation and sources? Now you're fucked up. Tell me more. fucked up. Tell me more.

I'm still a friend, but I'll assume you meant in regards to circumcision being the mark of the beast. Because that was the only controversial thing that you stated. Could you cite your source on fuck money? Yeah.

Circumcision is when the doctor draws a pentagram onto your dick right nope nope that's just a thing that you do oh damn it in the bible you hear about the mark of

the covenant between Jehovah and the sons of Israel a bunch of hocus pocus shit where almighty God miraculously speaks to man. Okay. That's what the powers want, that be want us to believe. It's a lot of bullshit. But the rest of the Bible is still right.

Correct, right? I mean. It's a lot of bullshit. Because that's sort of like how the whole concave earth thing is working, right? Is that it needs to work because it's biblically accurate? Yeah. Right? God made it. Yeah, God made the Bible.

And it's bullshit. My God, I don't know what to think. The mark of the covenant, or a mark on their forehead, had to have been intentional mistranslation over time to confuse people further. What it most likely means is a mark

or cut of their foreskin. Oh. 666, the number of the peen. Yeah. Gross. Sorry. Didn't love that joke, but I still feel compelled to do it.

I like that gore album too. It was telling to circumcise the common people for the purpose of immense biological disruption and thus control over mass populations. Now why would the people allow

the elite scum to perform this atrocity on them? For money? Because almighty god said so Suck my hog Yep, that's what SMH stands for Suck my hog It just became clear Yep, that's what SMH stands for. Suck my hog.

It just became clear when I gave it some thought. Look online, I'm not the only one with this concept. Fair enough. If two crazy people on the internet agree, it's true. Yep. It was and still is about control, power, reign uh my name is humbugger again thanks i'm still a friend and i say that's it you're welcome yeah we all learned something today oh my god okay um uh you know this um uh website is difficult to move around in what do you mean no it's just you keep like falling back down a hill to each side? Is that what you're saying? So,

this is another thread title that I think, I don't know if those of you listening out there, if you're not exactly sure, if you're not proven yet about the truth of the concave earth, I think this thread will do it. This is called, So How Many Push-Ups Can You Guys Do?

I keep reading stories of people getting huge just from push-ups alone. How many do you all do? I'm at 30, but it's gonna go up. I'm G-Man. Content's deleted. You are so full of shit, G-Man!

Every single dude I know, or read about, who does 1,000 push-ups a day is absolutely friggin' huge. What do you mean it doesn't hit enough muscles? It works more than the bench presses, you retard! What facts are you talking about? You know nothing. Content's deleted. Squatting 900 and benching 550, my ass! I know you are full of shit because I used to lift weights. You would be world famous with those numbers, you lying little shit.

And way heavier than 220. Only powerlifters can squat 900 and very few indeed. And that is with full gear. You never get to 900 on the squat with your Malibu Cannon Barbie curls and dog pissing on fire hydrants.

What? What? What are the odds of a world-class powerlifter believing in the concave earth? Liar! Go do some push-ups, you pimple-faced little troll! Content's deleted. I'm calling bullshit!

If you train only as a bodybuilder for hypertrophy, a world-class bodybuilder tops off at around 600 pounds for squats. That is if you are huge and strong. Legendary bodybuilders get into 700s for squats. And the tops of those hit very few. Oh, the tops of those very few hit 800s for squats. If you train all your life specifically as a power lifter, you may reach 700. But 900 is another league entirely, which is why I know you are full of shit.

Cool story, but you chose the wrong category to lie in. You should have chose to lie about the shape of the earth, numbnuts. Now you're fucking dead. Oh, hey, by the way, I'm skipping two paragraphs, but furthermore, I have also instantly created physical matter out of thin air. So am I. The object manifested into my closed fist and felt solid and round like a piece of metal.

Upon the suspicion that it was actually a bug of some sort, I hurled it at the floor where it clinked and clanked away. When I realized what I had done, I went searching for the object but never found it. Way to go, Randall Flagg. You have a really weird way of taking a shit. Can you imagine my dismay, period? Some people attribute this to high-level magic or getting assistance from demonic powers,

but really, it is a simple matter when you have self-awareness on the subconscious level and command reality directly from the ether. Or it was a very tiny drone. Also possible. So, asshole, when was the last time you instantly manifested a physical object

or made millions of gallons of water disappear, let alone any quantity of water? Contents deleted. Humanity was far stronger contents deleted humanity was far stronger before steroids ever reared their ugly heads I'd like to see you press 370 pounds overhead

with one arm like Eugene Sandow or do a one arm pull up with any of your ten fingers all steroids do is give you huge bloated intestines contents deleted steroids do is give you huge bloated intestines. Contents deleted. I don't know if I have anything to add to that.

What is the Venn diagram of concave earth and steroid people? I don't know. Maybe there's a battle like between them imagine how pissed this guy's gonna be at Steve when he finds out he's not actually God that'll never happen because I am truly the one true Christopher I like that Steve admin guy just keeps throwing The one true Christopher.

I like that Steve Admin guy just keeps throwing his weight in here and just like slap fighting with everyone else. Yeah, like I have no respect for cheaters on juice. Do you guys have an internet mosh pit? I want to get in the mosh pit too. Hey, hey guys. My name is Amelia. Hey, Amelia. This is the only post i've ever made on this forum interesting yes i think the real question that needs to be asked here is

how many push-ups can steve do with me on his back with a slight choke hold an infinite amount so you're not a sock puppet right just want to make sure With a slight chokehold. An infinite amount! So you're not a sock puppet, right? Just wanted to make sure. Now I put a heart emoji. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. Yeah, so this thread title is called Why Doesn't G-Man Debate His Flat Earth Herey Here

Instead of Spamming the Entire Friggin' Board? Really't G-Man Debate His Flat Earth Herey Here Instead of Spamming the Entire Friggin' Board? Really, G-Man? How Are You Getting Around The Pole Stars Conundrum? Yeah, yeah. He knows his flat earth is bunk or his head's just stupid. No flat earther

can resolve the pole stars. That's why none of them will debate Steve. You guys saw how he vacillated, right? He started off here believing concave earth, but when he got into an ego battle with me,

he switched. Whether the roids or some other opposition to critical thinking or simply a strong hatred for me, he made an emotional switch over like a petulant little child. The poor guy probably hates himself

for the ugly monster he's become. I hate what I've become. I didn't think there'd be a plot arc here. I guess so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Flat Earth vs versus Concave Earth.

It's very exciting. Is this an interactive novel? There's a whole bunch of anime people. So true. I think any man would hate himself for having roid-gut and gyno. What? I'm not sure what I said there.

I think that's short for gynomastia, meaning he grows boobs. Oh, okay. Contents deleted. Thanks, Iron Man. I deleted those contents because I wasn't happy with how unconcave earthy they were. Thank God. Thank you, Steve. You're welcome.

Black Sabbath threatened to throw me out of the band if I didn't delete all these forum posts. Do you guys think he ever got banned? G-Man? I think he did. Yeah. He's so banned. Well, I think so because G-Man has all of the deleted comments. I'm assuming that not only was the account deleted,

but also all of his flat earth theories were purged. Steve erased him from existence. Oh my god. That's what I do. That's what a god does. I did 200 push-ups, and that's how I erased you out of existence. If you believe in the concave earth, the truth

of the concave earth, you too will be able to do 400 squats or whatever. I gave those squats to God and that's how I got you banned. It's easy when you know Steve. Steroids are the mark of the convex. Um, so when you know Steve. Steroids are the mark of the convex. So,

I have a question for y'all. What's the pyramid and foundation in the... What? That's my question. What's the pyramid and foundation in the... Yes.

Oh, celestial heaven made of... Space, question mark, space, space, space, smiley face. Wait, so there's a pyramid in the sky? Yeah, going up to that pyramid in the sky. Have you thought about magnetite? Well, Steve suggests magnetite because of its shape and magnetic properties. That's right. Use only Steve-approved

magnetite. And, uh, Adam, take Freddy69, please. Fix the foundation too? By the way, I'm starting to feel the CERN kill switch is upon us. What? Yup.

Is CERN kill switch was upon us. What? What? Yep. Is humanity's kill switch in CERN? Yeah, they're making a kill switch at CERN. I prob want to make it hopefully ill, reincarnate in a hundred years. When all the debris and civilization is back to normal, I'm a wuss and am not interested in being naked and afraid. To some extent. I'm glad for the disclosure from the media, even if it is on a subliminal level.

And I'm very happy to have come to the Concave Earth Forum, but it put most of the pieces together. So in some respects, I feel at peace. I feel like I'm trapped in a PFR show. I'm with you, Freddy69. I wouldn't want to be on that show either. I'm not sure what the foundation is do you think cern is to trigger the ice to start falling and stop the sun well that is a new one i also heard somewhere it's to open up a wormhole but has to be done by 2016, otherwise we'll fail.

Personally, I am done incarnating here. Have experienced only the ugliness and hardship and none of the good things or joy. Also, I'm pretty sick of people in general. Just an evil, ugly race in general. Maybe I can do more good from beyond the walls of the concave earth. Inhale. Are you going to transcend? I'm a concave earth ghost. that's dog's rapper name

concave earth ghost concave earth ghost face killer it came from beyond the walls of the concave earth I annoy children at Halloween not after the restraining order you don't of the concavers. I annoy children at Halloween.

Not after the restraining order, you don't. Oh, no, the court cases. We should keep going, I think. All right. Yep, that's what I think. And I think NASA and CERN were set up after WWII to really get the job done. Deep population. I think it's been done several times before. After WWII, to really get the job done, depopulation. I think it's been done several times before.

Look at the name Shuttle Atlantis. When they did Atlantis, it became so popular in Western mythology that we should name the shuttle after you know what I'm saying. A little bit? My fingers are really close together but they're not touching. Unless Atlantis was a real place, maybe Atlantis

became overpopulated, the resources on Earth couldn't keep up and they hit the kill switch. I'm speculating of course. I hear you with respect to reincarnation. I'm not sure I want to be the descendants of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Don't worry about it because you've already been born.

So you won't be. The new Adam and Eve. Kim was going to name the kid Christ. Christ. Yeah, Christ with a K. But end up naming the kid North. I am thinking cause of the direction of the

pyramid sits more speculation but who names the kid North and flaunts a pyramid to the masses unless you understand the meaning behind it it is cause a literal interpretation of the heavens as my dad used to say

to cheer me up confederates the worst is yet to come my dad used to say to cheer me up, Confederates, the worst is yet to come. My dad was a cornball, but I love him. Ooh. At. Aw. Oh.

Oh. So. It ends real sweet-like. I mean, I believe you that Kim Kardashian was like considering naming her child

Christ with a K. Don't you want to say something? Primal Redemption? Primal Redemption probably wants to say something. That's you. Come closer. What? Hello? I wasn't

sleeping. I never sleep. Looks like Confederates were actually fighting over the Constitution. And the bad guys won. I like you. Freddy, I think Primal Redemption is looking for a new son to adopt, if you're interested. Ha, ha! Hi, thanks!

Rule of thumb, I live by now as everything here is ass backwards! Okay. Yep. That's, uh, fuck. Um, uh, so there's a long, uh, there's a long thread called

How Did You Discover the Concave Earth? Are there only five people in this forum? It is not popular. My suspicion there is Freddy69, your guy, I think he... The Concave Earth forum was just sort of a rest area on his way to the David Icke forums. Because he's destined there.

He wants all things at the same time. But yeah, so this topic is called How Did You Discover the Concave Earth? And in intern there, I was hoping you could there's a long-ish post by Humbugger, but I was hoping you could truncate that down a little bit.

Hello. I've been struggling to talk about this topic for a long time now. I have been in a Christian school in my early years, but I have chosen my own path, so to speak. The shape of the earth was never a topic as far as I can remember. Of course, at some point it was assumed normal because the religious factor of the schooling. I wanted to point that out at first.

Okay? Okay. When it came to space, I was influenced by cartoons like Star Wars. I had never seen the film version, so in my mind, it was always the cartoon, you know? Okay.

I was the computer nerd who knew how to build one. Wait, build a Star Wars? So this is all based on the Star Wars holiday special? That's right. I built a Star Wars. Come look at it, children. Play flight and space games and simulators and the like, all to go beyond what's within my own physical reach. You see, I'm not really into flying, or heights for that matter, but

at some point, I just felt that the sun just doesn't seem so far away. It looks like a small disc and the color appears to change frequently, much like a strobe flashing combinations of white, bright greenish light,

blue, and violet. Yeah, except for the sun doesn't flash, it's actually just one consistent color one consistent oh it does if you keep staring at it these colors emerged from the Sun it was the sunglasses nothing has been out of the ordinary in my experiences with nature around me, obviously. Obviously. Then there's the moon. What's the deal with the moon? What's the deal with this moon? Laugh.

Also, it appears close, especially when it's low above the horizon, just like the sun does. Should this be possible when the distance of the sun is so large? Wouldn't the sun seem much larger than the moon when this moon illusion effect occurs? I became an enthusiast of all the space imagery. Nope, that's not an enthusiast.

Enthusiast. But that is how I spell enthusiast. That's the correct way to spellusiast. Enthusiast. But that is how I spell enthusiast. It's the correct way to spell enthusiast. And here's my forum to prove it. My computer background was an artist's impression of an eclipsed Saturn. Don't you think that's cool? I bet you got it off of Tangerine Dream album cover. Thanks for letting me know.

This particular image symbolized my idealization of space reality. Okay, great. Uh-huh. This went on until about a year ago. I'm 25 years old now. Yay! And I feel like I'm experiencing reality for a change. Yeah, you're 25.

I don't think you actually are. I feel like... By change, I mean, of course, living a clear image of what is happening around me. Because I am no longer enslaved to my false images of society or the false planet Earth.

I thought by change you meant change.org. No, no, no, no, no. She just means she took mushrooms for the first time and now it's real, dude. I did. I did start a petition.

And it did include mushrooms. Anyway, experiencing ridicule most of the time beforehand, obviously, by the closest people really feels disappointing. Because I want them to understand what it really is we should all value. How come crazy people always use the word obviously? Because it is obvious to them. I mean, they wouldn't be on these forums. They wouldn't be going through these crusades if it wasn't fucking obvious and all the normals just don't get like,

oh, yeah, no, the Earth. And also like rethink everything you know about astronomy and science and physics. But like, obviously, that's how it works. I disagree because I've managed to keep myself out of the rabbit hole. I now require a simple explanation for pretty much everything. So being different in my thinking made me feel more a stranger. I was stuck in a web of beliefs.

Things for me are getting better pretty fast, and I believe that us humans will experience true freedom of selfish... Selfishness, yes. I thought he might have been trying to say selflessness anyway. Nope. And passive-aggressive mind control.

Unsurprisingly, today I believe there is much to say About the honesty of what is public For my childhood fear come true 9-11 TV experience To the shape of planet Earth Oh boy Well those are both in quotes

So are those television shows? I know planet Earth was But childhood fear come true 9-11 TV experience That's a good question That's 24 I have a question for you friend did you hear the echo when i read that no no that is how great and big it is duh there's just no way there is this amount of evil considering i am intuitively more about love than hate and aren't most of us really.

So why is popular culture so much about death and darkness? Wow. Oh my God. Again, 24. You're turning me around, Joan Baez. I like you now. Nothing makes sense anymore.

Yep. Anyway. You're 25. There's no place. I mean, I agree that nothing makes sense anymore. There's no place for conspiracy. Shoot, Flat Earth. No, there sure isn't. Planet Earth.

I actually used to tell people when I was a small boy that the atmosphere must contain glass. How else must a space shuttle glow like molten glass? What? I later learned that this was not the case. But that doesn't make it any less true.

Funny how my childhood assumption could actually make more sense. Boy, boy, I don't know. Keep going. Anyway, you know the rest. Oh no, you're missing something great in the next sentence. And so on

In which sentence? The very next few sentences The simplicity of concave earth does not does make sense very much and Lord Stephen Christ showed us why Much interestingly I am becoming

more interested in the story surrounding Jesus Christ Ironically I am becoming more interested in the story surrounding Jesus Christ. Ironically, I am across you while watching a ball earth debunking video where this narrator explained aggressively that your understanding of the German language was insufficient to understand this particular experiment. And so you must be lying about what you put out right no crazy lying people don't provide simple explanations like these which seem to beat those walls of texts you get when researching anything thoroughly concerning space or the atmosphere of earth sure and not your forum post that takes up two screens. So I believe we live in a concave earth,

and I can now see beyond the lie and observe things that make sense now. Yes. Sometimes I really feel as if I am watching the whole clockwork-like machine do its work when watching up. Thanks. What?

For helping opening my mind. I hope your message will let other people stop thinking outside the box or just a moment and give it a go again inside the box. Oh my God. It's like wordplay with the concave earth thing. Because concave means box.

Yeah, you're right. You know what's concave? Boxes. My name is Wild Heretic, and I wanted to add to that. A new poster appears. The UK have satellite manufacturing facilities in the south of England and claim to use Central Asia to send up their polar rockets. A 29-year-old does seem to be awful young

to be one of the 40,000 privileged insiders, especially since Quack Quack knew about it at 22. Isn't that right, Quack Quack? That's right! Quack Quack? Also, Quack Quack? That's right! Also, Quack Quack, please tell us how the Earth looked from space.

I.e., was the horizon at eye level and did the ground nadir to the horizon look like a flat plane as it does for us mere plebs at 11 kilometers in an airplane? The tall airplane. How did you exit the space vehicle? Which vehicle?

Did you fall or float? If float, how? Et cetera, et cetera. I love that somebody can give you this form and be like, I've been to space. And they're like, oh, interesting. Okay, truth teller.

40,000 was an estimate. I'm not a high-ranking official. I do not know specifics about widespread knowledge. I graduated from Cambridge when I was 22 years old and already had a job with the

agency lined up. I did my degree in physics and philosophy. Which agency? agency lined up. I did my degree in physics and philosophy. Which agency? The agency. Iron Man, of course, has not only been deleted, but also all of Iron Man's

posts have been scrubbed. However, intuitive con... Intuitive... Con... Intuitive Concaver. Intuitive Concaver quoted him, and so therefore this piece lives. So, Kumquatsup, you're going to be Intuitive Concaver.

And Ironman just asked, I asked on YouTube, I will ask you again for the fourth time. I'm asking you for the last time, Christ. If you don't fucking answer my Justin Bieber questions, then I get pissed off. Answer my fucking question, Intuitive Concaver. Alright, here we go.

Tell me about the moon, how it really looks like, and how far is it? Why won't you answer this question? Rumpf! Whack isn't compelled far is it? Why won't you answer this question? Rumpf! Quack isn't compelled to answer your questions, Iron Man,

or anyone's else, for that matter. Maybe he just hasn't had time to respond. He is already risking much just by communicating here. Please have patience. I have questions of my own, as And there's a bunch more in here that's very nice. But come close, I've just found a thread called

Madonna September 23rd 2012 concert and that's intriguing so Adam will you take Freddy 69 please and Washington reveals what is coming it's on

YouTube if you type it in it shows the heavens falling sumerian lords it take cover and buckle up i ain't it ain't going to be pretty m thinking cern magnetically stops the sun glass sky falls ice then fire 22 books of revelations 22 major arcana cards 21 judgment 22 the world 9 2 3 2 0 1 5 22 equal

spring equinox the old spring cleaning aka genocide I get overpopulation I get transhumanism I just wanna know is there reincarnation? There's gotta be.

I don't want my last moments to be a terror-filled DMT trip. So, did she do Ray of Light or not? Uh. Like a virgin preparing for genocide. My name's Primal Redemption. Interesting connection between spring cleaning and the equinox.

Well, they're both in spring. Dumb dumb. Dumb dumb. I should have said Day of Atonement Yom Kippur gonna make I should have said Day of Atonement Yom Kippur gonna make a blood sacrifice why not all

of mankind that will keep the overlords happy semicolon aka Sumerian alien lizards running the show alien ant farm are they our overlords oh no I don't want to live in a world that has alien ant farm. Are they our overlords? Oh, no.

I don't want to live in a world that has alien ant farm controlling my every movement. Couldn't they have found better songwriters then? Hi, everybody. I'm Surget333. Hi, Surget. I wonder if Barack and the Pope will stop by the show after Francis' visit to the White House for some Madonna worship I don't think that laughter is warranted

I don't think you earned that You give that laughter right back, young man There, I give it back Oh, it's the same backwards and forwards. It's a palindrome laugh. So, F+, what did we learn from any of this? What? Madonna, September 23rd, 2012 concert.

I learned that if your name is Christopher, you are a god. Yeah. Does your Christopher first name, Christopher last name? It doesn't matter. You can shorten it, truncate it to Christ, and all of a sudden you're God.

That must have been very confusing for Christopher Hitchens. That must have been. I hate myself. Well, actually. Do you think, do you think Christopher Cross had that sort of like self-guilty?

Or do you have to assume at first? Are you born with the name Christopher and then you make that connection? Or do you have to walk that yourself? I think if your mom, a.k.a. Kim Kardashian, names you Christ or Christopher, then you become a god.

Wow, there's a lot of gods out there. Boy, I learned it's very easy to get followers. You know? And I can't believe how many people we run into who claim they're gods. I mean, I can and I can't. It's just sort of mind-boggling, it's mind boggling that, uh, so many people can claim their God and so many other people go like, Oh yeah,

totally. Well, this is, this is, I mean, this forum is, um, the closest I've ever seen something get to that kids in the hall sketch where Dave Foley is God.

And then he's got the one follower that like in his apartment. Because this movement is pretty shitty. Like, there's Stephen Christopher, and he's got all of his stuff, and then he kind of purges the unbelievers who show up every once in a while. And it's not super populated, although there's definitely still a lot of threads here.

Yeah. I just don't know, I don't know, there's so many logical hoops you have to jump through that I just don't know how you end up here. Like, this is, this is odd. My favorite is, I mean, we didn't really get into a lot of these, but there are several forum threads started by, you know, the acolytes of God, Christopher. Right. Where they went to other clearly inferior forums to spread the word. This is acolytes. And so they, you know, they would stop by the sort of the infinite electric Sonic the Hedgehog universe forums and, you know, try to, you know, be like, hey, guys, you know, the concave blurred where, like, did the power of Electric Sonic the Hedgehog win out?

Or did those acolytes feel compelled to switch over to, you know, believing in concave earth? Right. It would be interesting to go into one of these sort of, like, nascent conspiracy theory forums and, like, give a nod. And then you're like, oh, oh yes obviously the con taper totally makes sense um and then also uh hitler is 5 000 years old and he walks among us today and he built like like how much of that you could get away with and then how much of that would end up being canon it'd be like well like you're into my thing. I guess I'll be into yours, buddy. Well, conspiracy reach around.

Yeah, no, no. It's a crossover. The website is always THEFPL.US. We've got a forum. It's called Ball Pits. And I don't know. Other things. I mean, pits are concave.

Damn, dog. Earth pit. Earth pit. Idiots.cave. Damn, dog. Earth pit? Earth pit. Idiots.win. Thanks, dog. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. I'm so confused. That was insane. That was the hardest show running I've ever had. That was, yeah.

It's just like, fuck, fuck, what do I do now? It doesn't make any sense.