The F Plus - 23: Mexican (Woah Oh) Radio

Episode Date: May 11, 2010

With the American economy in a recession and the unemployment rate maintaining at around 10%, a number of American citizens are looking for people to blame for these problems. And there are some who place the blame squarely on Mexican immigrants. Unsurprisingly, these are the same people who blame Mexican immigrants for everything else bad that ever happens to them. We managed to record this podcast without making a single Lou Dobbs joke.

Bang! Let's start the fucking show, eh? Hey there, welcome to the F Plus Podcast, my name's Lemon. And I'm John. And this is a new territory for us this week. This week we're going to do what could very, very, very liberally be called race relations. Yes, now, you know, with the country as it is today, you might be wondering how we lost so many jobs and why you might be unemployed. Well, Mexicansicans you're welcome was there any other um any other nope nope okay because it could have been because you know the economy and that sort of borrowing i don't think you're listening here that's no okay because well

i had a theory i had a theory that you know when you're borrowing against equity that isn't actually real, and then real money becomes fictitious money, and then when you have a sort of lending-based economy... Look, that's a lot of words to just say Mexicans, okay? Yeah, that's true. Just saying. That's true. What we have this week is a site called, very kindly, Mexicans Go Home.

is a site called, very kindly, Mexicans Go Home. This is, I'm sure, mostly white people. And then there's also apparently Mexicans who are on the board. Or at least they say they're Mexicans. If that's the case, they're very self-hating. Yeah, might be kind of a thing for them. and they are angry at Mexicans for for everything

yeah it's kind of like I mean of course it starts at the job which they are totally stealing and that's totally true but then it just kind of extends to the fact that they actually exist at all and that they speak a language and suddenly that's trampling on all the

the very few whites the very few rights that white Americans have left. The site does its best to trip over this idea of it not being racist because their idea is that Mexican isn't a race, it's a nationality. And they struggle with that a lot. And so they really take pains to say, like, oh, we're not racist. This despite the fact that they use the word wetback constantly. And the actual logo of their website is a Mexican flag with a circle and a slash through it. And then one of our favorite users is actually a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes peeing on the Mexican flag with a circle and a slash through it. And then one of our favorite users is actually a picture of Calvin

from Calvin and Hobbes peeing on the Mexican flag. Yeah, that one image basically sums up the whole site. But, you know, we can talk about all we want, but you really only get the full flavor of the semi-covered racism until you really just hear the whole thing. In the room tonight, we have AC Rockawaddle. I'm not a wetback, I'm a soggyback. Portax?

It's Portaxi, the talking Portax. Boots, rain gear. I'm more of a slushy back. John? I got the Mexicans and they've messed up my taco. Dog. These Mexicans ruined this tortilla. Deport everything.

And lemon. I no want to work. I just want to siesta. I in brackets. I wrote an article some two and a half years ago about being replaced by Hispanics and since it followed by bringing attention

to the common phrase trickle down economics, changing it to trickle up. Oh, shit. And we construction workers can no longer shop and buy groceries. It affects those places we used to patronize and causes their own cutbacks,

which in turn means their former employees can no longer patronize common businesses, which in turn creates an inability to spend money at all levels. Thus, Circuit City and others will suffer their demise, and up the hill it goes.

Ah, well done. So, Mexicans, if there's any Mexicans listening to the podcast, please apologize for Circuit City's bankruptcy. Plus, you guys are cutting the backs of construction workers. Quit making shit roll uphill, Mexicans. You guys are cutting the backs of construction workers. Quit making shit roll uphill, Mexicans. Yeah, and now they can't patronize anyone anymore because they were using these places to do it. Oh, let me help you with that.

These businesses are really good. Why doesn't anyone yet realize that the Hispanic takeover has created this failing economy? What will it take before people in government positions realize that Mexicans do more than pick tomatoes? In quotes, because that's like a catchphrase. And three exclamation points.

He's screaming that shit. Pick tomatoes! There you go. Being an older American... No shit. Big tomatoes! There you go. Being an older American... No shit. Being an older white guy... Okay, I gotta start. Being an older American,

I don't navigate the computer as well as I would like. And can't seem to attach a file like I should. But I would really like to post my editorial of a couple of years ago at some time. I hope a Mexican doesn't tell him how to do it, because then he's just...

Here is a rant. I wrote a better rant once. I wish I had that still. I wish I knew how to attach it. This man is 61 years old, and he is from Pumpkin Town. That's an awesome place. I bet you they've got absolutely killer Halloween parties. It used to be Tomato Town until all those Mexicans came in. Picked them all away.

We're leaving with our tomatoes. They picked tomatoes and pumpkins. But you know this guy, at that age, he knows how to work a photo scanner. Pictures of my grandkids, pictures of my grandkids, racist editorial. Pictures of my grandkids.

I'd like to ask you to permit me to share the wisdom of no work for, as in the number, me. Yes, please. I am a friend of the last point. I completely agree the trickle effect is happening. All of you think this country can't fail. Well, when the Mexicans get done sucking this dim you this money and now the family can set the most money south the last 20 years of all the banks and they say make america no sir well it will go south also no one is saved from the trickle up the only funny thing about it the

home builders that replaces construction workers the mexicans now being replaced by the mexicans they do more of the educated ones here. They're getting the lazy ads to construct homes and shopping centers. Hee hee hee hee. Hope the home builders save some of that money replacing us.

I like that the only thing not capitalized was the word I. Yeah. Pretty humble. I like the Mexicans getting the illegal immigrants getting the bailout monies from Bank of America those golden parachutes that those janitors

are getting I also just want to point out that I've read no one is safe from the trickle up in a Craigslist ad it was a very specific fetish no one is safe from the trickle up. While playing Super Mario Brothers? Yeah.

Okay. Carpenter. Patriot. I hear you. I've been a carpenter since high school in Colorado. It has gotten harder and harder to stay gainfully employed. I finally started doing meal work, which requires more skill than most went back spring with them.

If it wasn't for that, I would probably be losing my house along with the other 2.5 million people who lost their homes last year. It is time for a revolt. for a revolt. People need to make it very clear to their elected officials that they will be fired if they do not become active involved with stopping the influx of wetbacks into the USA. It is time for Americans

to get pissed. Again with the piss imagery. I think there's something else going on here. I will remain calm. You know what happens when we all get pissed at the same time? Oh, I do. I do.

I don't know. In Canada, we call that a party. Exactly. You start knocking over statues. Politicians get scared and do whatever they have to to soothe our anger. I would like to see that article you wrote. Maybe you could post it here.

Maybe you could hire a Mexican to help you post it. All right, looks like we're back on Judge U2. Hi, Carpenter. This is Judge U2 in response to your reference. First off, thank you for responding. I emailed my attached editorial from my files to mrandolph4. I'm guessing a review, to see if a post is appropriate or not. It is clean, precise, and above all, to the point. Man, it'll blow your mind.

You can't read it, but it'll totally be great. There is something that everyone should consider. Okay, listen up, everyone. There is something that everyone should consider. Okay, listen up, everyone. It is what my friend No Work For Me and I are doing today, and that is scheduling a meeting with our governor in person to discuss the unprecedented replacement of American jobs by Hispanic immigrants, legal or not.

Huh? So if you're here legally, go home, too. You know, just get in one bus. If no one hears us, nothing will ever get done. It's time to chat with government officials and make them aware that the do-nothing policies we are currently experiencing will quickly cripple this economy more than anyone can imagine. Americans like us are indeed proud, but sitting at home without work can take away everything you have and suck the pride right out of you.

That sucking sound would be exactly what Ross Perot predicted. Now, isn't it? Steve, I judge you too. And he does have a follow-up. now, isn't it? Steve, he'll judge you too. And he does have a follow-up. Oh. I'm sorry about the misspelled... And this guy's so to the point...

He's very carful about my spieling. He's so to the... No, he's so to the point, he just leaves out letters. You know, just forget it. Misspelled word predicted, but we Southern Americans pronounce it with a purr sound. Purr. So I blame my surroundings for my ignorant mistake. It sounds good anyways.

Wow. He just blamed Mexicans for his bad spelling. Wow. Well done. That's amazing. He just blamed Mexicans for his bad spelling. Wow. Well done. Those guys are wily. That's amazing. I posted an ad on craigslist.com, North State, South Carolina, last night for const workers needed.

And then I sent all responders a generic letter that judged who to post it here. I gave them the GOV address and told them to print the post, sign it, and post mail it to the GOV. I have had their history. You respond told them to print the post, sign it, and post-mail it to the Gov. I have had their history. They were all being, what the fuck? I thought you had a job, asshole. They didn't really care for his letter, judging you two.

90% said that they will send it, and thank you for starting this up. If you had Mexican-Americans that are here legally write me and say how they are even out of work because they can't even work for the dribble of pay that the Fat Cat Const Comp are trying to pay. Also, I have a lot of black friends, and they say that it's okay when I say nigger. What the fuck is a Fat Cat Const Comp? It sounds like a rap band or something.

Fat Cat Const Comp. a rap band or something. Fat Cat Const Cop! I just love how just no consideration that their whole worldview just doesn't really match up. Man, the Mexicans are stealing all the jobs, and they have all the jobs. A bunch of Mexicans told me they don't have jobs because

of the economy. Anyways, look at all those Mexicans taking all the jobs. If you have a man go to Craigslist in upstate South Carolina's skilled trades, there is my ad yesterday, all faces of const looking. Oh, wow. Drop me a line and it'll send you the post. You can send to your Gov offices.

Send it to all your senators, legislator, and council members. We must do something. Make noise, cause if we don't, shout from the mountaintops, or Gov will bankrupt his company, and all the liberties we enjoy will indeed disappear. Please, I implore you to stand up and be the proud Americans we are. What? I challenge all the veterans of the armed forces, you of all people,

love this country, you proved it through your service. Or, maybe, you resurface. Wait, so invade Mexico? Or I don't understand. No, he's basically he wants to hire all the veterans of the armed

services and have them stand up. Oh, okay. That's cool. I think he's saying that if a soldier said we shouldn't have Mexicans, then the government would be more likely to listen to them. That's pretty fucking mean to the double amputees, I think. Yeah, it is. Come on, people, make your voices heard, and let's get ourselves out of this.

I don't really support Obama, nor do I dislike him. But what he said... Shocker. We must now pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, begin the task of rebuilding this great nation. Call to service here it is, so pass the word and go to craigslist.com, look up my ad in skilled trades, and let's go get the gov r-word that we have had enough!

That's like 20 exclamation points. I don't know how much more excitement you want. That's post number two. No work for me. He's off on a roll. He just let him out of his cage. He left while it was good. He didn't have a job,

and so he just immediately said to work posting on the internet. Hi, so my name is No Illegals. I am a truth apprentice. There is a recent article that discusses the fact that the same banks that were bailed out are guilty of firing their presidents, American citizens,

and replacing them with qualified illegals. So, after a big collapse, they took out the people in power and replaced them with qualified individuals. Clearly, this is racism. I mean, if that even happened.

It was in a recent article. You know, I'm not sure if that's correct. This was to save money, of course, as the illegals would be willing to work for less money. The amount offered would look like a king's ransom compared to what they would earn in their third world home country. Yahoo link, that does not work. We are in a major trouble in this country. Our government cannot be trusted to serve in our best interest.

to serve in our best interest. Yeah, so they just, you know, they just fired, you know, they fired Lehman Brothers CEOs and replaced them with illegal immigrants for, you know, $4 an hour. I'm gobsmacked why somebody thought it was necessary to replace the entire text with purple Comic Sans. That's wild.

Because she's one of the few ladies on the forums. Oh. That's her only post she's one of the few ladies on the forums. That's her only post. Yeah, yeah. She was probably using a dragon speaking naturally program, and that's just how it came out. Seems rather stupid to me to use taxpayers' money to bail out an America business and not require all hires to be Americans.

Seems to be a very simple thing to do. If you want our money, then you only hire us. If you want the freedom to hire anyone you want, do business without taxpayers' money. What? Apparently all businesses get funded by tax money and do not pay taxes. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's how it works in your country, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how it works in your country, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though there shouldn't be any taxes. That sounds kind of socialist to me. So you're saying that the States is a socialist country? Hey, you shut your mouth. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Businesses are paid in cheeseburgers and NASCAR.

Oh, all right then. Carry on. This just goes to show that any dumb ass can get himself elected to office. We have apparently elected a bunch of dumb asses lately. Oh, man. Why can't they all be as smart as M. Garcia? This is the point

where I read my signature. No, I do not habble Spanish. I am an American essay. American essay. No, I do not habble Spanish. Do you think his signature really...

I used to say, I do not habble Espanol, but then he was like, oh shit, they're gonna know. They're gonna know I understand the word. There's a mole. Get him, boys. And now, the good thing is, I think we all understand trickle-up economics a lot better. Yeah, we do. Totally explained.

So, yeah, the most frequent poster, without a doubt, on this site is Big Kahuna M. Randolph, who is user number three. I'm pretty sure he's the site's founder and admin, I'm guessing. And he has a lot of time to post. But this is... I want to do this one myself. This is M. Randolph had an experience. We went into a Food Lion grocery store in Killinorock, Virginia a couple days ago to do some grocery shopping.

We had some ice cream and several frozen food packages along with the rest of our groceries totaling $109. I slid my plastic through the reader slot on the credit card ATM terminal that was waiting for me to select English or Spanish. And I waited. Nothing happened. I slid my card again. Still, nothing happened. When I shop most other places and the terminal is waiting for me to select English or Spanish, it will default to English when I slide my card through the reader without selecting English.

Duh! It is the United States of America that would be the logical default. Well, it turned out that Food Lion requires that English or Spanish be selected before proceeding with the transaction. Holy crap!

Oh, wow. Well, guess what? There was another option they became familiar with that day. The option of the customer saying, cancel the transaction. I shouldn't have to select English in the U.S. just to buy groceries. Just have to put all of this stuff back. No, it's just have someone put all this stuff back. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he didn't put it back. He probably put it back. And frozen food. Hopefully in Mexican. My mistake. Well, fortunately, it all comes from the Hungry Man Dinner section, so it didn't take that long. Oh, God.

I recommend that all of you who feel strongly about having to select English before seeing English. I want to read that straight-faced. I do, but it's so hard. that all of you who feel strongly about having to select English for a CD with a transaction... I want to read that straight faced, I do, but it's so hard. About having to select English first performed for a CD with a transaction, don't! There are plenty of businesses willing to take

your money for goods and services without forcing you to decide? It is one thing to offer another language for the convenience of non-English speaking people. After all, we get many visitors every year from countries who return home, and we want them to be able to

spend as much money out their country in our country as possible. That should, however, be an option, not a requirement. I would rather see French as a selection than Spanish. Oh, he went there. The French Canadians who ventured to the southern parts of the U.S. every year to escape the cold are spending far more money than the Mexicans coming from Mexico.

Think about it. Yeah, I could just see this right now in Quebec. Ontario's go home. Ah, Cressa, go down to Texas. And shit, I don't even have French as a first option. Well, I told them my option. Go take that back. No, bye, goddamn Texas.

I like the idea that the French Canadians come down to escape the cold as if they're the swallows migrating. Before we move on, though, I actually have kind of a real-life experience with something like this. When I was back working at the sales job, answering things over the phone, one of the guys got one of the mailers that we would answer, and he was like, I told you all not to mail this to me.

It's in Spanish. This is America. It should be English. And I'm like, well, sir, did you just flip it over? Usually English is on the other side and Spanish is on the other side. Well, I don't care! It's all about the principle. I should not have flipped that over.

I'm American and I refuse to flip over a piece of paper from Mexico. And by that point, it was just like any pretense of sounding like I care. It was just like, pretense of sounding like I care. It was just like, okay, we'll get right on that, sir. God, you really feel for people like that when they're losing their jobs, don't you?

I refuse to do any amount of work for other people's convenience. Also, why does nobody hire me? One of the primary reasons that most Latinos or Hispanics or whatever term they are going by this week are being lumped in with the illegals is because they defend the criminals who break the law. Maybe some people do use the term wetback as a racial slur.

Well, a small minority of people use wetback as a slur. Certainly not in the post that we were reading just then. And this is the best part. And the best part is it wouldn't be used as a racial slur if wetbacks weren't defended

by US citizens of the same race just because they are the same race. Some people just don't get it. God, I love so much, like, they'll just go like, wet pack, wet pack, wet pack, wet pack, and then somebody will go, that sounds a little racist. Uh, no. God, you're racist. Shut up.

But I don't even like... Okay, so it's a racial slur because Mexicans defend other Mexicans? It's just... I can't understand it enough to even make fun of it. It's just like bizarro logic. Well, because it's guilt by association, if you're going to defend these horrible people that are taking your jobs and being all illegal, then you should be a wetback too, right?

Yes. Of course we immigrants want to sing all night long. Don't you know that singing solves the trouble, so... So I'm relaxed. I'm just lurking around. I got a method, and you don't. I am aware that most artists are left-wing hippies, especially the Dixie Hoes. After submitting that last reply, I realized I wasn't specifically referring to the more right-wing CW artists.

Probably because I mostly listen to country music and usually associate with artists like Tobey Keith, Rascal Flatts, Dierks Bentley, etc. My Apalagies. Oh, man, I had some nice Apalagies with sour cream last night. It was really tasty. Oh, man, if you get it with the sausage and the garlic stuffed inside of them, they're really good.

Oh, shit, if you get it with the sausage and the garlic stuffed inside of them, they're really good. Oh, shit, yeah. BTW, I have been doing a lot of reading at afreecountry.com, and once again, very impressed. Before moving to my new house, I just started becoming friends with one of my neighbors. It was this guy that really got me back into the gun obsession. Oh, God. That's what my wife would call it. Well, up here we just call it being gay. That's cool.

Gun obsession, yeah! Yeah! As we hung out with him and his wife more and more the political activist side of him started to emerge He pays a lot of attention to those running our country and is a stout proponent

of writing and calling politicians He is a bore to be with He is terrible at a barbecue You could have also probably just left Proponent out of that. He is a stout. As I read through some of the articles at AFreeCountry.com,

it reminded me of him. Aww. See, now this is just cute. Gun obsession. Think I'll pass along the site to him as well as this one. I think he'll like them. Please email me back if you like them.

Do you like my gun? Check yes or no. Do you want to fire your six-shooter in my butt? Am I armed or not? He's just erasing that. No, too blatant. Too blatant. Subtext, subtext.

It's funny how mad I've become over the last couple of months. Poor him. I cannot believe how blind our society is about everything, including myself. How could he be so blind? No, it's why is society so blind about him? Yeah.

Because they can't see the love that he has for his neighbor. Yes. He's an evil wolf hiding in the shadows looking at four squares. I like that it's like I like that it's like I just started hanging out with this militia guy. We hang out a lot. I don't know why I'm so mad over the last couple months.

That's usually the case. Yeah. So I've been hanging out with a guy who eats donuts a lot and I got really fat. I don't know how that happened. Ha ha ha. Oh, and here's his revelation, I guess. I have never voted. Oh my god.

Not a typo. Oh, wow. I hate it when I typo. I thought he accidentally put that never in there. Turns out it's not a typo. At the end of last year, I had to renew my lincolns, and while there I registered to vote. I never voted or even cared because I never thought my vote would matter.

Never, still don't, liked any politicians, and overall, didn't really give a shit. My wife wasn't a citizen of this country until the early 90s. When Will Smith convinced her to come over. Okay.

Okay. Wow. Me and my immigrant wife hate immigrants. What the hell? All right, go ahead. Well, the thing is, if it wasn't for her, then she took that guy's job of being his wife. His militia friend could have been his wife.

His immigrant wife. Since my wife was naturalized, she has voted in every election she can. Why? Typical taking the job of a white woman. Because I have the right to do so, and it's my freedom to do so. On the other hand, a sovereign citizen of Illinois never once exercised my right to vote. Embarrassed face.

Oh, dear. You've learned the errors of your ways from an immigrant. Now explain to me how immigrants are bad. So this year... A sovereign citizen of Illinois. That's right. Usually that's followed by, oh, I have somewhere to be.

citizen of Illinois. That's right. Usually that's followed by, oh, I have somewhere to be. Oh, so this year I will be voting. I still don't like anyone in particular, but I am convinced it won't be Clinton or Obama.

Okay. Which is also funny because both are from Illinois. Okay. No. Okay. Which is also funny because both are from Illinois. Um, no. No. No. No. They're from Canada.

Now, I'm not sure which Clinton you're talking about. Maybe there's some guy named Clinton. George Clinton, I think. George Clinton isn't from Chicago either, though. It's from that part of Arkansas that's Chicago. They don't talk about it much.

Which is also funny because... I guess that narrows down my options. One bad thing, my wife is a Democrat. Oh, thank you for admitting that to us. So my vote and hers will basically cancel each other's out. Although

I am trying very hard to pull her away from the dark side. And please read nothing into that. The dark side. Please do not take that for an entendre. I'm embarrassed that I only recently have become aware of the world around me. Yeah, that's so cool.

I feel stupid and ignorant, like I've been in a dark room my whole life. This site, my old neighbor, and my wife have opened my eyes to the BS happening around us. A few years ago, I could care less if I lived near a house full of illegals, and now I've become the best. Ha ha ha! Wakes up in the morning with a hot pocket and a Mountain Dew. Grrr, there's illegals next door. All those damn illegals!

Yeah, I'm guessing he's the wacky neighbor in that sitcom. Good lord. How do we stop them? If we even can anymore. How can we keep from losing more of our rights? Like our right to not push Spanish button on the ATM.

Will America be taken over by Mexico? Oh, I can see the History Channel diagrams now. California almost is. Don't know how this got out of control. This should have been in the rant forum, pretty embarrassed face. Also, his signature is, life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid.

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I spoke with someone yesterday who said he is a lifelong Democrat who left ranks once to vote for Bush Sr. He said he found himself at a crossroads when this election came along. He looked at how the Democrats were attacking Sarah Palin and how the candidate of choice for the Democrat Party associates with racist bigots. Oh, no. That's not any projection there at all.

I hate racists. There are two things I cannot tolerate. First is wetbacks. The second is racists. All right. Who's he talking about? Is he talking about Joe Biden? This is actually about Obama.

Sorry. Good guess. A party associated with racist bigots and terrorists, and he said that he was truly afraid. He said when he called his Democrat brother and Democrats' parents and told them that he voted for McCain, period, his family expressed the same fear that he did and agreed that they knew what they had to do.

The media wants us to believe that Obama Hussein has won so we don't bother to vote. What they are not telling us is that Obama has so many Democrats scared to death that the terrorist communists will win and they are going to come out in droves against Obama. I do not believe this. I do not believe it is just four Democrats who feel this way. Not all Democrats are anti-American. Not all Democrats are anti-gun. Not all Democrats are pro-abortion. Not all Democrats are pro-vote for him just because he claims to be black.

How does that even work? He claims to be black. Clearly not. You look at him, does he kind of look not white? I don't know. He looks Mexican to me. I don't know. Oh, fuck. Alright then.

He's so white, like everybody born actually in Kenya. We will see a change, and the change will be who Democrats will vote for. McCain is just socialist enough to attract the Democrat vote. Wow!

Wow! Especially considering they are afraid of the Democrat candidate. They might win the House, but they won't win the White House. Do not get complacent, though. He needs to lose. I'm sorry. He needs to loose by such a large landslide that the anti-American faction will not make the attempt again.

Hopefully Obama will awaken the sleeping giant like 9-11 did. Hopefully, skeptical face. Wow. November 3rd, 2008. Tell me about it. I come from Democrats and most of them are scared of the man. November 5th, 2008. Oh yeah, now what?

Sad face. Crying. That's the saddest smiley I've ever seen. It really is. Half of it isn't even a face. Half of it isn't even a face that's so sad. You gotta look closely and there's a little tear that leaks out. It kind of shakes its head, I think.

We take a page from the Democrat playbook and make his presidency a living hell. Also really crying sad face. Also sad face. Boots, I want you to read

an experience from Can Crusher who was offended by baby clothes oh fucking baby clothes do you want them to be unclothed bilingual kids toys

I was at Babies R Us the other day to buy a gift for a friend's one-year-old. To my surprise, I find toys that help children speak Spanish. Spanish! Why is it that we need to teach our kids Spanish? Why is it that we need to teach our kids Spanish? We should be concentrating on teaching them how to speak proper English first. Or play proper English.

More than likely, the big corporations know that between 3,000 criminal immigrants a day are coming across the border and then bredie at... I'm sorry. They are breading faster than Americans are keeping up with. We can't get them in the fryer fast enough. They're turning brown too soon. That's horrible. The Mexican children poppers stuffed with jalapeno cheese.

They come free stuff. Anyways. Breading faster than Americans are at keeping up with the Spanish-speaking will soon outnumber the English-speaking. How about just limiting the Mexicant children to playing with only toys made in China? That should solve part of our problems. Oh, that's adorable. Roni thinks that we should poison an entire race of people.

Isn't that funny? Isn't that a clever little joke? Yes, that is. Unfortunately, that is about every toy sold in the U.S. today. We do have to make sure that we do not purchase anything that supports the decisions from corporate America. It wouldn't hurt to flood their CEO offices with

letters of disgust. Yeah, to CEO office of corporation. Stop teaching our kids other languages. And then the letter is just colon P. You're disgusting.

To be honest, this is the most astonishing thing I think we've ever read. In my mind, we've ever done on F+. The idea of anything that would educate somebody about Spanish is like the only thing they can associate with that is illegal immigrants from Mexico,

not the idea of expanding your knowledge of one of the most popular languages in the world. Funded by taxpayers are us. We need to start getting as many people together as possible to attend schools, and protest the school board about spending tax money on discriminating against, whoa, against Russians, Poles, Italians, French, Nigerian, Haitians, Germans, and anyone else no getting this favoritism. The school board are obviously full of racist bigots discriminating against all of the other people. After all,

aren't all Mexicans the same race? The language is Spanish, not Mexican. What are they... What? Oh, God. They do have their own language, but... Sorry, sorry. You know what? They should really

push for that, for all those languages to get accepted. And then when it just concedes, like, no, I was making a point. Oh, goddammit. I don't really want my kid to learn other languages. It was a joke. I was just listing shit. I thought the concept

of learning other languages was just so outlandish that you would all know it was a joke. Hazy Conspiracy has a good point here, is that this whole site is being racist by not having a Russians go home, a Poles go home, etc. Yeah, well, ask most parents when was the last time they attended either a PTA or a school board meeting, and the huge majority will tell you never. Parents voluntarily gave up their authority over to their children to the schools. Not all of them did, but enough of them did allow the school board to ignore those who didn't. What? Oh. did allow the school board to ignore those who didn't. What? You see,

back in fictional times, all parents went to PTA meetings all the time because they weren't boring back then, or pointless. I like the idea that almost no parents attending a PTA meeting except for one guy that's like,

look, I'm just here to make sure my kid doesn't learn Spanish. I don't care what you teach him. As long as it's not Spanish, we're square. You want to take... And that goes for any other languages, too. I say dos vedani, no.

Poor Dex, you want to take take amari she's a truth apprentice i think it's a mary that's like a cartoon character a mary the talking america imagine a boot called freedom stamping on your face forever this is very irritating whenever you travel to a different country such as Japan, France, Italy, etc Apparently They would all have one national language Which you would have to learn If you wanted to live in their society You know all other nations just have one language

Right? Wait no Like Singapore The Philippines It's like the Euro. You know, don't question it. Shut up. The actual only other country that's close to it

is France, and they always get shit for it. Same should apply to the US. If anyone wants to live here, learning English shouldn't be optional. It should be mandatory. Which is nice, since English shouldn't be optional. It should be mandatory. Which is nice, since this board has perfect English on it.

Hey, their English is at least as good as Tea Party Science. Those who don't know, yell at others. Having illegal immigrants coming in and refusing to learn English is simply ridiculous. Every other immigrant who come in here, whether European, Asian, or African, had managed to learn the English language, therefore Latinos shouldn't be excluded. Having illegal immigrants...

That's... Yeah, because you never hear Koreans talking to each other in Korean. You never hear Koreans talking to each other in Somalian. That never, um, yeah. Because you never hear, like, Koreans talking to each other in Korean. No, never. Or Koreans talking to each other in Somalian. That never, ever happens. Never.

Nope. Having illegal immigrants coming into one's own country. Well, wait, you illegally immigrate to your own country? I'm storming the borders of my front door. Breaking into your own house. Quick, call the cops, I'm breaking in. Oh, America. That's our America.

The talking America. Having illegal immigrants coming into one's own country and nearly changing the language is like having someone storm into your own home and getting to do whatever the hell they want. What? What? Okay. All right.

I'll go with that. No, see, a banana is like a cell phone. Yeah. Fair. Well, it's like, so if we use the words, you know, tornado, and that sort of thing, that's like someone busting in your house and just taking a shit in your front.

Sure. Yeah. That's seriously... I'm gonna tornado your front lawn. That argument has a certain je ne sais quoi. Oh god, I just raped an orphan. Oh god. That's okay, we're very laissez-faire here

at F+. Ah, shh. Oh no, you set fire to the White House. Can you smell the shot in front? Ah, dickwit. Leave that nun alone. No, no, no. Keep doing it. Let me get a camera. That's seriously unacceptable.

As for schools favoring Latino kids and allowing them to learn mostly in Spanish, well, they really don't have any good excuse to do that. I'm an Asian-American girl. I've been using completely the wrong accent. No, no. You're redneck in your soul, so we're going to stick with it. Yay.

I'm an Asian American girl born and raised in the U.S. whose parents were anti-communist immigrants who fled their country during the Vietnam War. When they came to the U.S. as naturalized citizens, they were in their late teens. Yet, both of them managed to learn to speak, write, and read in English very well, despite the fact that they weren't exactly little kids anymore. If my parents, who came to the U.S. as teens, could learn English, then why shouldn't Latino kids, who are as young as five years of age, be forced to learn English in school as well? be forced to learn English in school as well? As far as my knowledge goes on, the language and the human brain,

the kids have a much easier time learning a different language than adults. Uh-oh. She knows English, shut up. Then adults, yet these schools, yet these schools continuously allow them to simply learn in Spanish, and for what reason? I guess that was rhetorical.

I came home from work the other day, and my five-year-old greeted me with a slew of Spanish words and their translations that he learned from Dora and Diego. Ha ha! Yes! Oh, I've been waiting so long for Dora the Explorer to show up. Also, we have to point out that the there is not the proper there.

As he was typing that, he was pointing to the living room where he made those translations. Just about everything on TV for kids these days. Just about everything on TV for kids these days has Spanish language translations embedded in them.

And Dora. Yes. It's not that I don't want my kids to learn another language. I absolutely do. But I don't want them to be brainwashed in the process by subliminal or deliberate undertones. What? What?

You know, see, I don't mind them teaching my kids Spanish. I just don't want them to mind-rape them with their evil thoughts. That's all I'm saying. I don't think there's anything sinister about it except – You know, I can actually get behind that. I agree. I don't mind my kids learning sinister about it, except... You know, I can actually get behind that. I agree. I don't mind my kids learning, you know, say, Spanish. I just don't want them to be brain-fucked.

Well... It makes sense. Think about it. It's an extreme view, but I guess I understand it. I believe Obama said to a Latino group a few weeks back that every American needs to learn another language other than English. Agreed! And that language should be Spanish. Maybe I or my children don't want to learn Spanish.

Maybe we want to learn German or Italian, or really try to compete in the global market and learn Chinese. Once again, I'll stress the fact that Mexico is a third-world country. Forcing my kids to learn Spanish will only help them when they have to deal with the landscapers. Boy, it really is. Angry devil face after that, too. Oh, God. I'll take M. Garcia again, I guess.

All right. Dangle, you can bet that is part of the overall movement. It is not just about making it easier for the invasion. It is about taking away the sovereignty of the U.S. There can't be a one-world government if there is a free country getting in the way. And so you're going to teach everybody Spanish, and then suddenly, UN! There's a whole bunch of people sitting around in chairs at NATO going,

God, the US is just too awesome, it sucks! Hate it! Stop being great! I mean, to these people, I think the UN really is, in their mind, it literally is a legion of doom. Like, it's just... Mexico, what do you think? I think the super friends will fall for my evil Mexico Spanish speaking plan.

Oh no, an American released the bureaucrats. So it really is more about just keeping out the wetbacks. Ah! Ah! So it really is more about just keeping out the wetbacks. Ah! That was so funny, it turned Lemon to a crow. Ah!

Sometimes I forget. I forget what site we're on, and other people just go, wetback, wetback, wetback! Then it takes me by surprise. I like how profound that statement is on this particular website, the MexicansGoHome.com. So to put it plainly,

so it was really more about just keeping out the wetbacks. Everybody's going, oh, yeah. So simple. It is about defending our country from a takeover from the banks. I know. The banks. This is the same guy. The banks are what? No, this is the same guy that made the comment about the banks being taken over by illegal immigrants.

Oh, yeah. Now it's all... Liberal bank run media. It's like a spy movie. It's all just the pieces are coming together. Yeah, see, you have to be paying close attention. All the pieces taste like tacos. We call it Spanish Spy.

Ladies can't resist it. When you watch it a second time, everything's going to make total sense. Yeah. There are a lot of idiots out there who call this a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy, yes. Theory, no. What? What?

I'm developing a conspiracy. That was proven a long time ago. Alright, hang on. I want to actually... There's a little turn of phrase here. Conspiracy, yes. Theory, no. Uh... 683 results.

I imagine every time somebody writes that phrase, there's something pretty great. The first thing that comes up is, 9-11, Bush did it. Alright, Lemon, do you have one more? I do not have one more.

I think we're good. I don't know if I could... I'm as full of hate as I can be. I know, it's like a racist buffet. I just kept taking pieces and pieces and my plate's so full. Now I want some shitty ice cream and I'm going to go home and hate myself.

And there we go. All that you needed to know about white privilege. John, what do you think they learned this week? That white people love being assholes. They do. They do. It's a sport. You know what they should do? What they actually should do is they should create a lot of jobs where your job is

to just be annoying and curmudgeonly and unpleasant and then we wouldn't have to worry about this whole Mexicans doing our jobs thing. Yeah, but talk radio is already kind of choked up as it is. It's going to be rough. I set them up for you and you just put them right in there.

Only because I'm in the thick of it down here. That was teamwork comedy, that's what that was. Oh, man. Hotcha. But really, it's just... What really gets me though is, even in this kind of

site, where they're basically like, they might as well put a sign over the website that says blatant racist welcome, and they still kind of want to keep it under the radar. Like it's just a cultural thing and not, you know, fuck those brown people. Yeah.

They, yeah, they weren't sort of like these weird little half steps of going, you know, like they don't, nobody actually, or at least in the post that I read, nobody actually said like,

I have a lot of Mexican friends, but they did come close to it. They really did. Yeah, it's just kind of the usual impotent rage, but now it's just easier to access. They're sitting around, they're not doing anything. And you know, it's like...

There couldn't be any other reason a 60 plus man isn't working. It's not because he's... It's because of those brown people. So he's got to scan editorials and mail them and whatever. Well, it gives you something to do. As usual, the website is thehefpl.us, and it's been recently updated, so please check it out. Thanks for listening.

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