The F Plus - 231: Episode 231 The Hedgehog

Episode Date: October 23, 2016

The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own "original characters" with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they're emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan Character wiki, we're going to read about them, because the world needs to know about Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin, Jack. This week, it can be!

Sonic the Hedgehog move. Sonic, he's got an attitude. Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive. Congratulations, you're listening to the F Plus Podcast. It's a terrible place, but there's terrible things, and they're red with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Isfahan. He is a transformation called Angel of Death.

That transformation is stronger than overkill. He can burn. With gun, outrage met death angel. They became into boyfriends. Frank West? Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla the Rabbit. She's attractive and is the size of an average human mother. Bunny Bread?

I'm Ellie the Werebuddy. I'm actually a thousand-year-old werebuddy trapped in the body of an 80-year-old. Fuck this. I'm circumcising the hedge dong. And Lemon. Likes England, weapons, music. Dislikes to be immortal when his friends forgive him when he died. He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive. He's the fastest thing alive. He's the fastest thing alive. Hey, F+. Hi, Lemon. Hey, what are some of your favorite video games recently? Doom. Doom. Half-Life 3.

Oh, I like Half-Life 3. You got early access on that one? No. No, you just got access. Skip me. Come back to me. I don't even like video games. I assume that was out.

I've told you too much already. Frank West doesn't like video games. He's not good at them. I would like to talk to you about a video game that a certain segment of the population, the internet population, takes very seriously. And that video game is called Sonic the Hedgehog. To Dota 2. Oh, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Yes, I've heard of Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, Sonic the Hedgehog is a game about a titular hedgehog who runs fast. And that is very exciting and very interesting. But the internet collectively has decided that it can

improve on the model that Sega created. Well, thanks for that, internet. You're welcome. And so to that... that internet is here yeah the internet's here uh i got some words for you internet and so uh to that end uh we are going to be going to a site called the sonic fan character wiki uh this is document provided to us by Stinky Pete. It's a first-time submission. Thanks, Stinky Pete.

From Stinky Pete. And, yeah, so Sonic Fan Character Wiki, in case the title didn't give it away, is a place where people create their own characters to live inside of the Sonic the Hedgehog universe and then post about them because we all need to know. Yep. But I think before we get started here, we should probably look at the rules of the Sonic fan character.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So Isfahan, will you take us through some of these rules here, please? Sure. Thank you. First, we have some chat rules. please? Sure. Thank you. First, we have some chat rules. No flaming, trolling, spamming,

or advertising, except your Sonic Man character, I imagine. Okay. Be respectful to everyone. That's number two. Number three. We can do that. Stop doing what you're doing when a moderator slash admin asks you to.

Just put that down. Stop making that sandwich. Stop going to school. Attention! A moderator is speaking. Wah, wah, wah. Okay. Number four, don't bring PM issues into the main chat. I'm sure they mean private

messages. Prime minister. Prime minister issues, yeah. Post-mortem issues. Number five, keep conversations and role plays all ages. NPMs, if the other

person is uncomfortable with sexual conversations or role plays, stop. No, don't start. Don't start. Number six. An argument with only one person should be taken to private. But if you're just going to fling shit everywhere, then yeah, keep it. Yeah, keep it here.

Woo! Thunderdome! Yeah, taking all comers. Number seven. No bringing up sensitive topics, e.g. suicide, religion, real life, drama apostrophe s. Okay. Okay, I'm sure none of that will ever show up in any of this, okay. suicide, religion, real life, drama apostrophe s. Okay, I'm sure none of that will ever show up in any of this, okay?

Well, I guess I don't get to use my character, Suicide Jesus the Hedgehog. That sounds good. I hope somebody draws that. Number eight, no abusive messaging. Okay. Number nine, if a moderator or admin

kicks slash bans you, no excuses. He, she had a good reason to do so, period. That probably mollifies them. Yeah, that's... Oh, well, there was rule nine. Oh, it was justified. I'm so sorry. I'm not going to make a stink about this now.

Rule number ten. No begging for bans or unbans either. Okay. Okay. Rule number ten, no begging for bans or unbans either. Okay. Okay. Rule number eleven, no texting emotions, e.g. cries in a corner, I hate my life, etc. You're not allowed to hate your life if you're on this motherfucking thing. So many people cried in a corner and said they hate their life. They had to make a rule saying you couldn't do that.

Rule number 12, which I'm sure was very unpopular with the Sonic fan character body, is no attention seeking. Great. Okay. Why do you think people are here?

This place should have become a ghost town after all. I want to make myself Sonic the town after all. I see there are more than one page on this wiki, so that rule didn't work. Rule number 13, no using real life issues as an excuse for causing drama. You mean Asperger's? You mean Asperger's, don't you?

Well, it's just general, you know, backpedaling after the fact. Oh, they didn't like the post I made. I'll just blame it on something going on in my life. Yeah, so then it goes through a whole bunch more rules, including non-enforced rules, which is weird, and then exceptions. Oh, okay. All the shit we just talked about? Yeah.

But that's the chat rules. Let's talk a little bit about the article rules let's finally take me through the article rules please okay article rules yeah uh articles number one spell check your pages before publishing yeah good luck with that okay whatever remind reminder don't do any attention-seeking. Number two, respect users and their pages. Rule number three is don't use people's characters or pictures without permission. You mean like Sonic? Yeah. That's somebody's character.

I'm sure Sega gave permission for all of this. Yeah. It's probably their idea. They're looking for fresh new talent. Guerrilla marketing, yeah. Rule four is constructive. Criticism is encouraged. It certainly is.

I certainly do like the way you recolored Sonic. Rule number five, each page should have at least some sentences. What happened before that rule was written down? Just 50 pages saying fuck, fuck, cunt, bird shit. I want content, but I don't even want to make it. I want to have content. B, the hedgehog. B, the hedgehog.

C, the hedgehog. Print, okay. I want to be responsible for content, but I do not actually make it. Before that, people would just URL-set different popular potential names. You know? That's bizarre. Anyway, rule number six.

Swearing is allowed, but not recommended. Again, respect users and don't insult them with swear words. Rule number seven. Mary Sues and Gary Stoos are banned now. Oh, okay. Okay, cool. No one's going to make a Sonic the Hedgehog character themselves.

Awesome. Yeah. As well as joke characters, they're banned as well. So the grim, serious Sonic the Hedgehog. Great. So I won't see any Mary Sues or Gary Sto's, which is like a term that didn't need to exist. What else won't I see? Recolors in any distribution form are also banned.

You just don't want to exist, do you, wiki page? Each page should have content, but all this content you could think to make has been banned. Rule number nine, memes are forbidden if they are offensive to any member of the wiki. Can I just join and say every meme offends me and therefore nobody can make any? Yeah, but you'll have to become a member of the wiki first. Oh, well, that is too high a price for memes. Ishvahan the two-tailed fox. I have three tails, so I'm one tail better than tails totally original all right

uh well i think it's time for us to dig into the characters and uh i want to start with jack the hedgehog uh no no mary sue's or gary shoes uh but i want to start here with jack the hedgehog jack the hedgehog is a cousin of Sonic Jack the Hedgehog Is the name of my Sonic fanfic Jack the Hedgehog Jack the Hedgehog And Frank West If you'll tell me about Jack the Hedgehog please

Well Sorry that's a great picture Okay so he's on a Rainbow flag and he's sort of like He's... Sorry, that's a great picture. Yeah, it is. Okay, so he's on a rainbow flag, and he's sort of like... Like Portly? No, that's just the Sonic body type. Remember what we said about fat shaming? I believe that was covered in something.

He's got a body type of Sonic and a head type of extra-large Sonic. Yes. He's a big goal. Jack the Hedgehog is a cheerful hedgehog who goes on various adventures with Sonic, Amy, and his sidekick Patricia the Skunk.

He is the main male character and fursona of Spongebob 100. Don't know what he's doing here. There's a recommendation in the doc to click on Spongebob 100's profile and see how long it takes to scroll down it. Oh, don't worry. We'll come back to Spongebob 100 later. Yeah.

His hero adventure started. And finally... Oh, that's literally... That's not a headline. That's... His hero adventure started, and finally, when he was 15, Jack woke up and heard a strange noise, eventually revealing to be

Dr. Eggman's warship. I think that is the first time that the start of something has started with, and finally. Yes. In the beginning, and finally, God made the Earth. And in closing.

Jack thought of an idea to turn off the warship so he could get back to sleep. By the time he got on Eggman's warship, he noticed Sonic was also there, slightly in trouble. Uh, guys? Guys? He lost his keys. Can you do something about this? I'm somewhat in danger. Incredibly tired and drowsy, he yelled at Eggman from the top of his lungs.

John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs. Though the doctor wasn't intimidated, Jack luckily found the off button and pressed it, half asleep. Yay! And this year your adventure ended. Such tension and payoff there. Roll credits. Jack, unaware of the fact that he had shut down the engines,

attempted to tackle Eggman, though Sonic notified his cousin of the fact that the warship was about to fall out of the sky. Both Sonic, Jack, and Eggman escaped the warship from an explosion. Where is this sentence going? Sonic knew that Jack assisted him in defeating Eggman and thanks him for his daring rescue. Jack doesn't know what happened. His daring what?

His daring what? Oh, sorry. His daring resus. Yeah, maybe it's Italian. It's resuche. Resuche. That's probably it. Jack doesn't know what happened at first, but all he knew is that his

adventure was just beginning. And finally. Oh no, there's like... Oh no! Yeah, so there's many, many, many words about Jack the Hedgehog, who is the fursona of SpongeBob 100.

So it's an important character, and that's why the Sonic fan character wiki has repeatedly marked it for deletion. But I heard that Sonic got captured by the Chaotix. Isn't that right? Yes. Later, Sonic got captured by the Chaotix, mistaken as Jack. When Jack and the others get him back,

Vector apologizes and offers the fourth emerald as a gift. The Chaotix decide to tag along on Jack's journey to find the other three emeralds, much to SVO's dismay. When they get to... No, there was another tenth shift.

I'm just going to have to make a chart with a bunch of pictures and then red pieces of string that are going back and forth. I mean, I'm assuming Jack is a time traveler, because these tenths shift twice a sentence. When they get to Cream's house, the potential team notice that Cream has the fifth emerald.

Cream decides to help Jack. Vanilla tells Cream to be careful as the heroes move on to find the remaining two emeralds. Okay. On their way, they're being stopped. On their way, they, we are being stopped by Metal Sonic. Oh no! Oh no, not Metal Sonic!

Is that a Sonic Pad Chalk that's made out of metal? Or a Sonic Pad Chalk who really likes Manowar? Yeah, he's got a denim jacket. He just wears black t-shirts everywhere. So Jack and Metal Sonic battled each other, but when Metal Sonic was about ready to kill him, Jack was

saved by Silver the Hedgehog and Blaze the Cat. Cool. They both have this... Blaze the Cat. It's not a... All of these have been real Sonic characters for the past two paragraphs. That's depressing. Yeah, let that one sink in.

Can't we make some Cypress Hill jokes real quick, though? Is Metal Sonic a different Sonic than regular Sonic? Yes. Cool. Is there, like, a wooden Sonic? That's awesome. I understand why this fan base is so active. Is there an I'm-rubber-you're-glue Sonic?

They both have the Six Emeralderald, but they decide not to assist Jack. So our heroes zooms off to find the last emerald, brusquely unaware of a black and red hedgecat named Blaze the Hedgecat, following Jack and the group.

Blaze the dead hedgecat. So, this character has the exact same name as an actual Sonic character. As an actual Sonic character who was mentioned literally one sentence ago. Yes. This is all stream of consciousness, as far as we can see, right?

As our heroes moves on, they... They... They moved on. After he zooms, he goes... Well, Blaze the Hedgecat I mean that's a pretty long thing to say so you wouldn't want to say the whole thing

you would shorten it down to Blaze THC dude I mean there's given what I know about the sort of people who would write this stuff, there's no way they know just how awesome that is. They have no idea.

Yeah, my name's Blaze THC! It's short for The Hedge Cat! That's my juggalo name, no. The Hedge Cat! As our heroes moved on, they noticed Blaze THC, who attacks the heroes, but is eventually stopped by Darkstorm the Half-Bleed by putting Blaze THC to sleep using a tranquilizer. Yeah. Blaze THC's all sleepy. Yeah.

And hungry. and hungry when Jack when Jack looked at Blaze THC he began to fall for her despite the fact that she has attempted to attack the team as our heroes leave with Blaze THC in Jack's arms

Dr. Eggman is being knocked out by Dr. Eggplankton he's just finding any word and combining it with any other word at this point. I've read somewhere on the Sonic fan character wiki that there are four stories about Jack the Hedgehog. What are the names of the stories?

Well, Jack the Hedgehog's story, Jack the Hedgehog's second story, Jack the Hedgehog's third story, and Jack the Hedgehog's fourth story. Oh Hedgehog's third story Can I guess the fourth one? Jack the Hedgehog's fourth story Oh shit that wasn't going to be it These are just chronicles of him adding on to his house

So Jack the Hedgehog Does Jack the Hedgehog have any weaknesses and phobias? Does he ever. Okay. He is, Jack isn't capable of attacking someone who, what? What? What? What?

Jack isn't capable of attacking anyone who what what? That would make more sense. Jack isn't capable of attacking someone who has more than one attribute. Okay. Such a video game term, such a video game term. Such a video game way of thinking. What does that mean? Ah, she has red hair.

Oh, but also she has pale skin. Fuck! Hey, fuck you, Jack. I got an X and a Y axis. You can suck my dick. Damn it! I have both strength and dexterity. I'm mostly just effective against featureless blobs. He has a fear of...

The one known as Sanic the Hedgehog fans. Yeah. Come to think of it. He has a fear of elephants. Whenever he's near an elephant, he gets frightened easily. He gets freightened easily. Freightened. Freightened. He gets freightened easily. Freightened. Freightened.

He's a cartoon mouse. He gets packed up into a Maersk container and shipped off to the coast. It happens to the best of us. Around elephants. Whenever he has too much power inside him he gets easily tired. That's what power means exactly. No!

The opposite of that. That's supposed to be when you let the power come... Okay. He also gets easily... Is power the name of that. That's supposed to be when you let the power come... Okay. He also gets easily knocked out. Is power the name of a dick? Oh, I'm tired now. I got all these dicks inside me. I mean,

most women I end up with... So deep, so deep, so deep, put that ass to sleep. To sleep! He also gets easily knocked out by immensely strong attacks. Before he doesn't have the strongest defense system.

Jack is weak to lightning based attacks as he is mainly a water type. Okay, so we got Pokemon in here. The same rule applies to dark based attacks as he is also a light user. I love I love video game

characters with catchphrases. Does Jack the Hedgehog have any catchphrases at all? Like really original ones, though. He's got a few, and they're all really good. Okay, cool. What are they? Right at your juicy imagination here, babe. Let's get ready to rumble.

He's the one who came up with that. That's no way that came from you. Alright, here, baby. Let's get ready to rumble. He's the one who came up with that. Alright, here we go. That's just a thing people say. Yes. Cowabunga! That's the sound I make when I cum, too. Wah-hoo-hoo-hoo. Oh, he's goofy as well.

Just went down the, you know, the ski jump. When something bad happens, he says, oh, milk me. Ew. When you say bad, you mean gross. Gross there, Jack. I mean bad. Something bad's going to happen after you order that.

Oh, yeah, I am incredible after getting an S. Outstanding after getting an A. Nice after getting an S. Outstanding! After getting an A. Nice! After getting a B. Does he just like read out his, uh, those words on his report card or something? Yeah, exactly. This is how he presents it to his parents. Oh well, works for me. After

getting a C. Well, not for us, young man. Maybe I should try harder next time. After getting an E. Oh, barnacles after getting an F Oh this is more video game stuff Yeah yeah it's the ranking

Yeah the ranking stuff Put all this video game stuff at my Sonic fan That's one Caught one chaos emerald Wow I've defeated the big one. Defeated a boss. Oh my god. I've become the ultimate hero.

Defeated the final boss. Wow, he's fucking pumped. Okay. Who are you people? When he realized it's Deco and Beco in disguises of his cousins in episode 8 of Sonic X Regenerated. Don't you remember that?

These catchphrases are extremely situational. I feel like it's nice that we've kind of moved past the point where everyone's wearing that t-shirt. You know? My Who Are You People t-shirt. It was really awful when he had that song in the mid-2000s.

Who are you people? Couldn't stand it. Alright, Apollo. May the best orange head win. Apollo! When he's ready to fight against Apollo. Hey, Apollo. Apollo Creed. Yep, Apollo. Apollo Creed.

Yep, that's the guy. He's good, really good, but not good enough when he is in the middle of the battle against Apollo. So far as I know, Apollo never fought in Chicago. You'll just wait there. Rocky always fought in... Get some more sausage in you, Ted. Yeah, sausage.

Everyone remembers the time when Jack the Hedgehog was fighting a Zizok general named Heartless in the War for the Mobius, and he busted this one. Oh, yeah, that's what he said. Madabunga, isn't it? Oh, man, okay, here we go. What did he say? Madabunga! Weepity, weepity, weepity.

It's like I'm back there when it happened. The dude you've seen is what you get. Just the dude that loves action and danger. I'm Jack. Jack the Hedgehog. Jesus Christ! That's one of his main introductions. Fuck!

That was on his demo tape, yeah. Fuck! How much peyote did he take before that introduction? I mean, those are all really memorable and general use, as a catchphrase should be. Oh, milk me. Those are good. Oh, man.

There's a lot more that we could learn about Jack the Hedgehog. But I feel like we need a more well-rounded character than Jack the Hedgehog. So we're going to move on. I don't know if you're going to find one. Well, no, we are going to find one. And Bunny Bread, you're going to tell us about this well-rounded character. This well-rounded character is named Bangs the Wizard Hog. Is that a type of animal?

A wizard hog? No, it's an MIA song. Bangs the Wizard Hog! Pew, pew, pew. Uh, yeah, tell me about Bangs. I shall. Hello all, I am Bangs the Wizard Hog. And I can bring you back. but even if you are back you will

never be the same bangs story yep bangs studies how to bring things back to life before they died he can bring back back back zombies and things but he has never met any so he instead tries to come up with other things but he can't seem to find someone who may be key to his life so instead he makes creations. Wow. That's a great story. Want me to run that backwards? It won't really make any less sense. It's worth mentioning, by the way, I'm looking at the picture of

Bangs the Wizard Hog. Do not look directly at him. He's too beautiful. I only know this because of Ball Pit, but Bangs the Wizard Hog was created in a Sonic character generator program. Yeah, you can tell because the hat doesn't

work. Yeah, the hat doesn't fit and you can see a screenshot at the bottom of the character creator. So he's a good character. Damn right. Armed with a staff he can revive anything to its former glory. He does have a weakness if you take away a staff where you are close to him, you can strike him, seem to figure out what's going on. I can't.

And let's just assume that that sentence continues into attire. He wears a jacket but always has his hood up. He has a staff. He also wears under his jacket just a shirt and some sweatpants. He would rather wear dark clothes to avoid people. He uses the purification of light to bring people back so he can also talk to his spirits and ask them personally one comment. to bring people back so we can also talk to spirits and ask them personally one comment. Bunny Brad, what are the headlines

in your summary of Bangs the Wizard Hog? There's Bangs the Wizard Hog, you know him. Yeah, of course, yep. He's the guy who said Radabunga. No, no, no. That's Jack. That was Madabunga, thank you, original. Don't use that catchphrase to Bangs the Wizard Hog.

No, no, he copied off me. Okay. There That was Madabunga. Thank you, original... Don't use that fucking catchphrase to bang the wizard hog. No, no. He copied off me. Okay. There's bangs the wizard hog. There's story. Right. There's description. And there's attire.

And there's also extra things. Okay, cool. That's it. Hello, I'm Vanilla the cat. I just have a comment on this. Wizard hog isn't an animal, bro. Shut your fucking face! It's't an animal, bro. Shut your fucking face! It's not an animal, bro.

I want to talk about meaningless tilting at windmills there. Go around to every article and say, that's not an actual animal. Hedgehogs can't talk! Also, they don't run super fast. I want to talk to you about Oliver the Bat.

Okay. I was going to ask about Oliver the Bat. Oliver the Bat was not created by a Sonic character. He was created in the drawing of Oliver the Bat. It's very wonderful. Oliver the Bat is a character created by the real Dillinator. Not the fake Dillinator. No sir.

Yeah, I'm tired of these fake Dillanators. It's like a real Donald Trump thing, like somebody else took Dillanator from him. There was another Dillanator and this Dillon was like, ah, crap, so he made the real Dillanator. So here's the story. Oliver is a 15-year-old

bat whose dad was a war veteran. As most bats are. His dad abused him. It was kept secret. No one would believe him anyway. Many of his limbs are artificial as they would have been blown off. Dad abuse does that. That's hell of abuse.

off. Dad abuse does that. That's hell of abuse. Oliver has a hard time fitting in but his two best friends James and Buzzard. End of sentence. Oliver has a hard time fitting in but his two best friends James and Buzzard.

Yeah, the end. Also some abilities. Oliver's plural metal wings with rockets give him the power of high-speed plight. There he goes, plying through the air. Oh, God, please someone help me. Is this my fate? One of his eye can shoot out red energy waves.

Categories. Brown. Bat. Bats. Cyborg. Able to fly. The real Dillonator's creations. I'm clicking on that one.

Okay. Well, before you dig too deep into the real Diggaloo Dillionaire's creations, Isfahan, will you tell me about Braum the Doolahan? Braum the Doolahan. Doolahan's not an animal, bro. Okay. Braum's are, though. That's different.

The fear of death, stupid thing. Life and death are no more than a door. You can go in and out, but with a certain price. And this is attributed to surprisingly intelligent quote. I know that dude. That is a surprising intelligent quote. Um, uh, can you

just skip down to, uh, completely insane he began? Completely insane he began to pursue the living. Spreading sadness and death. But a day, somebody put an end to his chaos. A man with a green business suit, sukkah to him. Of course.

It's like, yeah, it's like a Mad Max intro. I can understand your wrath, Bram. How do you know me? I was there, on that battlefield. And I think you saw me as one of the counselors of your dear Pope. Huh? How much time has passed? What?

It can be. But it's possible. Brown believes in a world of infinite possibilities. It's improbable, but yet it's possible! Brown believes in a world of infinite possibilities. It's improbable, but yet it's possible! It can be! You are a... Demon? Maybe. But I'm no different from you.

What are you... Meaning? Christ! You kill. You destroy. Are you... Meaning... Cries! You kill. You destroy. The living. You hate them exactly like me. And they hate you because you are different. Charm speak. But I'm like you. Let's

destroy them to hate her. What the fuck is charm speak? I think it's like a Fallout dialogue option. He's got high charisma yeah uh and spoilers he accepted oh that's that's a good origin story uh does the brown the hedgehog have any um uh he's not a hedgehog he's a dullahan oh i'm so sorry i forgot about dullahans um hedgehog is the default setting for everything on here.

Does he have powers and or abilities? He does. Being a Dullahan, he can't age, and things like sickness are not effective. He's able to summon a claymore, and I assume he means the anti-personnel mine, and various other weapons from darkness, and is armed with a deadly bone-made whip that he uses properly. He uses properly. Well, thank God.

That was my next question. He read the instructions, I hope. He filled out the warranty card and everything. He is an able swordsmaster and can wield a super heavy claymore with one hand. He is an armadillo. He's an armadillo hand, dummy.

He's an armadillo. He's an armadillo hand, dummy. He's an armadillo? Okay, so I looked it up on Wikipedia, and a doula hand is a Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, it's an Irish folktale thing. Yeah, so it's a headless horse rider? Yeah, basically. So, it's an armadillo without a head that's riding

a horse? It's an armadillo that has turned into a possessed suit of armor that doesn't have a head. That rides a horse? It's an armadillo that has turned into a possessed suit of armor that doesn't have a head, that rides a horse. A.K.A. every Halloween costume we've ever had. I don't see why it's, like, not understandable about this. So it doesn't look like an armadillo, or...

I mean, I think it looks like a suit of armor. Oh. If it was an armadillo. Right. Okay. No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Now I'm caught up. That was embarrassing. I mean, you sure seem pretty stupid right now. I sure do. You should fuck, man. I wasn't gonna say

anything. Marquis found a, we all know Marquis, he found a particular spell that transforms him in a giant but costs a lot of energy and Brayon finishes all his power after the transformation and falls apart like an Evari day

empty suit of armor. He does have weaknesses, though. And I feel like these weaknesses are put in there to stave off the wrath of moderators. Because they always have the risk. Not Godmode! Not Godmode has weaknesses! Exactly.

Okay, bulleted list here. He is very, very, very, very slow. But he's on a horse. Is the horse very slow? He is slow. His horse is not. Gold is truly harmful for him. He's allergic?

No, money corrupts. Stupid. Hey! Asshole! Very, very, very stupid. Is this because I didn't know what a doula hand was? Yeah, that's your weakness. If gigantic is even slower. That makes sense because your legs get bigger

so you don't go as far with them. Also, you would crush your horse. I mean, Usain Bolt, for instance. The eye he has on his chest is his core. If destroyed, it's the end for him. He's a Gradius boss. And proud. Well, he's proud of his Dulahanian heritage, yeah.

Yeah. So there's a little bit about Brown's personality, and that seems interesting, but I want to know about Brown's romance. Ooh, yeah. Okay. I don't know how that works. Oh, well, look. Put yourself inside

my suit of armor, and we'll see what happens. Yeah, just, you know, sit back there, Frank West, and have a gander at this. He has a bigger weakness for a woman in particular. Agila the Dullahan. Differently from him, Agila is the perfect knight. Cold, brave, strong, na-na-na. That's what it says.

Rainbows, rainbows. Strong, na-na-na. Strong,! Strong na-na-na. Strong na-na-na-na. But every time he meets Aguila, she wants to duel. And at the end, they are both a pile of armor pieces lying on the ground. This happens if they finish their power,

if you know what I mean, folks. Oh my god! That is pervy in a way that I didn't know was possible I can't hide that Agila may feel something for him but we're speaking

of doula hands not exactly latin lovers understood not a bit thanks another suit of armor another suit of armor rubbing against each other until they fall apart uh that was weird um but i don't think this one will be very weird um this is uh leblanc the hedgehog um so i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna assume it's matt leBlanc yeah Joey Tribbiani's fursona

this will work so yeah if you'll Bunny Bird if you'll tell me about LeBlanc the Hedgehog please hey how we doing hey LeBlanc the Hedgehog alright okay do you have any quotes

there LeBlanc the Hedgehog do I fucking ever yes you do you better be respectful there, LeBlanc the Hedgehog? Do I fucking ever. Yes, you do. You better be respectful, otherwise I will be forced to use, you know, violence. Okay? You remember that. It's a long threat, but that's okay. Yeah, I've been entrusted with this blade here to stop those who criticize women.

Also God, you know him? God shall aid me in my crusade against those who bully yes I was not bullied no sir this is not going to come up later this is not a projection at all alright cool yeah tell me about your backstory please okay so I'm sick of my trivia from London

Ontario I can go eat it real fast. It can get worse here. All right. LeBlanc is a knight hedgehog from London, Ontario, where hedgehogs are often found as well as knights. His name was originally Chris, but he switched it in order to make it appeal more to women,

as French names always sound classier to women than English names do. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. It's like, hey, baby. Want to know what my name? It's Renee. It's Jean, Jean, Jean. He is the defender of women everywhere.

I've mentioned this and hates to see them being trash talked on video games. Oh, my God. So many panties dropping, LeBlanc! Or having any sort of criticism directed towards them at all. He threatens those who disrespect women by using his trusty sword, Alpha,

which he found... Oh, yeah. I think that sword should be named after a different Greek letter. Yeah, yeah, Omega. Which he found a couple of months ago at a video game shop. Damn, LeBlanc. Is your controller waterproof?

Because you must be drowning. Yup. With Alpha by his side, he's defended hundreds of women from bad guys by threatening him with his sword. Hey, stop that! By threatening himself with his sword. Sword!

I'll kill you in this video game, you bitch! There's so much projection here, I feel like I'm watching a movie. LeBlanc is a good Christian hedgehog and attends church... Ooh, okay. Hedgehog church every Hedgehog Sunday. He also goes to Mid midnight mass whenever he can.

Sorry. He believes Hedgehog God, Hedge God, will aid him in his crusade against bullies, popular kids, and mean guys. Take this, popular kids. Why hasn't this guy kicked my ass? He follows the Bible whenever he can. The Hedgehog Bible, that is. The King Sonic version of the Bible. There we go.

Because of his religious following, he does not partake in any sorts of drugs or illegal hedgehog substances, as he knows bringing the law is not hedgehog cool. However, he does enjoy vaping. Yeah! Yeah! Oh, my god!

But he does it without nicotine as drugs are hedgehog bad. We have reached maximum pussy! Would you like to know about the blank? Ladies, I have a sword and I vape. Wow. Sploosh. But I don't vape anything that can do anything to me.

We have learned a lot about the author of this article here. Would you like to know more? Yeah. Yeah. My likes are Defending Women, Switchfoot, Reliant, Reliant K, I don't know, Flyleaf, Video Games, yeah, didn't see that coming, uh-huh vaping fedoras and swords come on is this a joke there's nothing funny about disobeying hedgehog god it kind of is dislikes dislikes guys violence bullying popular kids drugs of any kind, atheists, and agnostics.

I just think the nature of God is unknowable. Oh, you're on my shit list now, buddy. I hope you're not a guy, aren't you? Oh, you don't fucking get it? I'm gonna go get my sword and two of my fedoras. My sword has something to say about your philosophical ramblings. You're just hitting all the buttons today, pal. Hey, gentlemen.

Yeah. Can I tell you about Nicky the Husky? Oh, shit. Yeah. Pants off. Excellent. So Nicky the Husky is three foot tall, 130 pounds from the Oopier clan. She is female, of course. um also she's three you had me at three foot tall right so so also she's three foot tall and 68 pounds

what what i'm just giving you different facts oh it, it's got the... The lady's so nice you had to say the same dumb shit twice. It's got the tilde in front of it, so around 130 pounds, around 68 pounds. Her occupation is around a ninja. Her occupation is around a ninja. Her weapon is around a katana. Roughly a katana.

Her first power and skill is around... Blank. That's it. Alignment, evil, formerly good, tilde, later neutral. Okay, so... Around later neutral, yeah.

She's seen some shit, man. I guess. She's got some friends like Amy Rose and Knuckles the Echidna enemies. Hey, Lemon, what is her species? Oh, species. That's a great question. And one that, oh, vampire.

Species is vampire. That's why she's named Nikki the Husky. Right. Yeah, because she's fat. Right. I mean, vampire. So, yeah, so she's got some friends like Amy Rose and Shadow and Tails. And then she's got some enemies like Amy Rose and Rose of Nebraska.

And Flying Frog, give her insults. She likes Sonic the Hedgehog, her teammates, Japanese food, her family. She dislikes her second half. And she's got some family, but we don't really need to super look at that. So powers and abilities. So because she was sired by Paul, her grandfather, Nikki is capable. What? She was sired by her grandfather?

Yeah, Paul. Paul, her grandfather sired by her grandfather yeah paul paul her grandfather sired her paul the grandfather is that like a son no paul her grandfather paul her grandfather i mean i i get i get your confusion if i didn't say paul if i would have said fred her grandfather you'd been like that doesn't make any sense i'm sorry i'm sorry paul her grandfather sired her okay so nikki is capable to resolve in her respectable age. Nikki's vampire abilities are much stronger than most of vampires and become significantly stronger after the consumption from her parents. She got the consumption from her parents?

Yeah. So the parents just coughed a lot and she poof? Well, that made her stronger. Oh, yeah, okay. She is also great with fighting skills and it shows she liked to train a lot from her parents' side. Oh.

So she's got a couple of abilities. They're pretty good. For example, superhuman strength. Classic. And also blood. Oh, I have that superpower too. Oh, classic. And also blood. Oh, I have that superpower too. Oh, congratulations! When I cut, I get like all super and shit.

Superhuman healing. Superhuman agility. Telekinesis. Teleportation. All good. But she's got some weaknesses. Oh yeah, to balance all that out. Right, right, right. Oh, sorry, just weakness. she's got some weaknesses. Oh, yeah, to balance all that out. Right, right, right.

Oh, sorry, just weakness. She's got weakness. Nikki the have some weakness, which sometimes it can hurt her from time to time, which can also be her into insanity, which there are also other witnesses that can easily bring her down. Oh, my God. What? Yeah. I want to sit the person down who wrote this and say, okay, read this aloud.

Am I having a stroke? And see if they even register. Just blaze right through it. Yeah, yeah, no, I got it. Yeah, it's fine. What are you talking about? You don't speak English? What's the problem? So, Garlic, as a half-vampire, Garlic is Nikki's weakness, which she is considering half-Nikki

become exhausted. From the smell, she can easily... From the smell, she can easily be hurt by it. Silver-like werewolves, Nikki are severely allergic to silver. The metal can burn their skin on contact and cut through their flesh even

easier than iron. Uh, Excuse me. You earlier established that she is a full vampire and now you're saying she's a half vampire? I said she was around a vampire. She was approximately a vampire. Actually, approximately, open parentheses, open parentheses,

vampire, close parentheses, close parentheses. So she was a Jewish vampire, I think. Yeah, I was going to say that. Oh, there it is. That's a joke I wanted to make earlier. Shit. Yeah. Sunlight.

That's fine. Then holy water. As a dampier, Nikki cannot withstand pure salt water for a long period of time as it will burn her acid like acid as Zavok throw water at her left cheek as they was fighting against his team. Oh yeah, I remember that. Also, excess blood. She got a lot of

super. Yeah, her power is, her strength is blood, but her weakness is excess blood. If Nikki drinks too much blood, she will display alcohol intoxication like qualities such as euphoria, confusion, stupor, etc. Also, somewhat related,

exsanguination. Yeah, that's a weakness. If a vampire is completely drained of their blood, they can become comatose and eventually perish. Oh my god, am I a vampire? That's an unusual weakness. I don't know how she can get around without being

exsanguinated all the time. All the kids on the playground made fun of her. They were over there cutting and bleeding out. She's like, ah, we won't die, but you would. Come on, Nicky, do it. Nicky doesn't bloodlet. Nicky doesn't bloodlet. Yeah.

Magic. Vampires have no particular resistance to the effects of magic and are vulnerable to necromancy in particular due to the fact that they're technically dead. So, does that mean that she can be brought back to life? Sure.

That's a confusing power. A necromancer will make her more undead. Unundead. Yeah. Yeah, so thanks for listening to my story about Nikki the Husky. If you go to thefbl.us, you'll see the document. The wiki of Nikki the Husky is, I don't know,

a billion pages long. It's got more than a few sentences. She's got a story. But Frank West, I wish you would tell me about Lightning the Hedgehog. I would love to tell you about Lightning the Hedgehog. I have been waiting for so

long to hit control F and search for Lightning the Hedgehog X. I know the trouble that you're having is the person that created Lightning the Hedgehog actually spelt lightning correctly. Yes. Which is weird on the internet. Lightning the Hedgehog

X. Fastest, whoa, curly brackets. Curly brackets. And quotes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a JavaScript object. It's like, okay, well, the rule said no recolors, so I just won't recolor the Sonic. Oh, yeah!

It's just Sonic the Hedgehog just drawn first. No, no, no, it's Sonic the Hedgehog with a tie. Yeah, yeah. It's business, the Hedgehog. It's Sonic the Specials fan. It's Embezzler the Hedgehog. He's holding a ring. Curly Braids quote,

Fastest thing alive? I think no. You can only move to speed of sound. But can you race at speed of light? Lightning the Hedgehog talking to Sonic for the first time. Well, that was kind of rude. Especially for a first conversation. That's how you introduce yourself?

You can move at the speed of sound, but you can race at the speed of light? Yes. Okay. Appearance. He is a mix of all the heroic hedgehogs of the game. Sonic, Shadow, and Silver. He has the color

and attitude of Sonic. Ring with a protector Brolet. Brassolet. Brassolet. Like Shadow. Electric shoes almost the same of Shadow's ones, and the same mind about Iblis of Silver. Oh. Personality. He has a shocking personality. Drum sound. No. Personality. He has a shocking personality. Drum sound.

No. No. No. No Foley for that joke. No. He's almost the same than Sonic. Oh, is he? He's samer than Sonic, even.

Sorry. I love this. Yeah. But he's more calculator and funless because he lost one of his brothers. He's more calculator and funless. It's time for the calculator. It's time for the calculator. That's amazing.

Funless is a great word. Funless. History. When he... This one's hard to get through. When he has borne a lightning-headed the elemental posts in Crisis City.

Crisis City? That's actually, again, that's a real Sonic thing. God damn it! Well, now we can't lock it. It makes perfect sense now. No, we can. It's still dumb. God damn it. Well, now we can't lock it. Oh, jeez. It makes perfect sense now. No. No, we can't.

It's still dumb. It's dumb. It's real dumb. Why would somebody move to Crisis City? Who would name it Crisis City? Let's buy a house in Crisis City. Well, we moved away from shits, Bill. Was this like a Boaty McBoatface situation where there are so many write-in votes for Crisis City and then they were forced to honor it?

No, we can't call it Ugly City. What's number two? Oh, fuck. Dickface City? Oh, for Christ. He was in the center of the base that was in the north. His brother's tsunami and flame were in the southeast and southwest, making a triangle. Wait, when he was born?

When he was borned. I guess I didn't show up for his birth. Jerks. Were you there? Other was in the center of the triangle, Blast the Hedgehog, who was the elemental hedgehog getting the three elemental powers of fire, electricity, and water.

Some years later, Iblis attacked his time, causing the A- A- A-con-tissim- me-ance. That's not an English word.

It may be a word in other words. Of Sonic 06. What the fuck? A-con-tissim-ience. I don't know. I mean, that's what I said. Yeah, that's how you pronounce it. What the fuck? A-con-tessimians I I mean that's what I was thinking Yeah that's how you pronounce it Attack this time causing

The A-con-tessimians Causing the A-con-tessimians of Sonic 06 He secretly followed with his brothers To Silver and Iblis In one battle an extreme wind Sent Blast to the death A chaos control There you go A chaos control In one battle, an extreme wind sent blast to the death. A chaos control... You don't need to take it.

There you go. A chaos control take the hedgehogs to the Sonic World in Sonic the Hedgehog 1991. They were scared, so they hid a lot of the time. First period. All right. We got a little bit of oxygen here. Just take a breath. Just have a little sit down.

Can I get some water? It's sort of an intermission for this paragraph. When they found a chemical plant, they said that was perfect to live in because three points. There was a lot of metallic parts. Metallic. Metallic parts, so lightning can use them for hitting intruders with his thunders.

Flame can use all the residual smoke for feed his power of fire. Okay, so lightning can use thunder. Flame can use fire. Yeah. And tsunami can purify the residual waters on it to use them for water attacks. Oh, that's what a tsunami is. A purification of water. Okay. Yes.

Why are people always complaining about tsunamis then? It feels like it's a nice thing, right? Yeah. You know how these big companies like to pollute, right? It's introducing water to places that don't have a lot of it. That is true.

Like coastal cities. Yeah. Very much things happened, but one time in Sonic Generations, Modern Sonic get into Chemical Plant, and Lightning decided to attack him. Period. A long, long time after,

the Team X were alike Shadow. First hate me, then we will be friends. Later, when they all met all the more, Lightning gets hypnotized by Cupid when he saw Blaze. Holy God. Okay. Okay, cool.

End. Thanks, Lightning. I'm so glad to have learned so much about you. I remember the XFL player first hate me, then we will be friends. Yeah, she fucking hates me. It's fun. Can I learn about Samantha

the dove, please? You sure can. Oh, thank you so much. Samantha is a white dove with love hair and a bang that covers her left eye. Courtney loves hair. Yeah loves hair. Yeah.

Sure. At the end of her hair, their possessive is a green dot. What? She has, their possessive is a green dot. Like each hair has a green dot? No, I think you just got the one dot. She just has the one. And also the one hair. The one hair, yeah.

She's got one giant, not a giant hair, like one hair. Yeah. It's a pretty big hair though wow well she also has a bang so that one hair that one giant hair is actually the bang that covers her left eye no bang was the other guy oh yeah the wizard the wizard cog wizard hog yeah jesus christ that was bangs plural i've Wow, this is all interconnected. It's like a rich universe. It certainly is. I didn't say that with a straight face, but anyway. She wears a green emerald circular necklace,

a light blue tank top, black jeans, green boots. So does the coding of the site just insert spaces randomly into this? No. This is a typing style because the person who wrote this also put spaces before and after their periods.

Yeah, you've got to give them some space to breathe. Yeah. And here is a wide-ruled notebook picture. I can't even tell what that is. I think that was just toilet paper they accidentally took a picture of. Yeah, pinstripe toilet paper. Yeah, that happens.

That's a thing. Her personality, even though being in the Babylon Rouges team, she is also a nun. Okay. Okay. Yeah, nuns that wear light blue tank tops, black jeans, and green boots. Samantha can be really hostile and aggressive, especially to males. But she is a capital warm-hearted 21-year-old. Now, some info.

Oh, finally. Finally, some info. I would like to know her age, please. Her age is 21. Her name is Samantha Dove. So not only is she Samantha the Dove, her last name is also Dove. Her middle name is Dove, so not only is she Samantha the Dove, she's also her last name is also Dove. Her middle name's Dove, it's fine. Her powers and

abilities are Hydro Kinesis, Pyro Kinesis, and Arrow Kinesis. Okay. So she can move everything that's not solid, I guess. Her OC owner, copyright 2016,'s not solid, I guess. Her OC owner,

copyright 2016, do not steal, is Piggybird98. Cool. Gonna go out on a limb here and guess 1998 is when this person was born. That is a good guess. Her type is aggressive, nice,

warm-hearted, fast, smart, intelligent, religious, and short-tempered. Hmm. I thought these motherfuckers were supposed to be like their type was water or rock or something. It's not necessarily... We're just getting down to the playboy profile of it. All these ladies want is

an aggressive, nice, short-tempered, religious guy. But they don't want no short, short man. Yeah. No, no, no. Speaking of religion, hers is Christianity. Shocker. She likes church, God, Jesus, her religion,

the team, her family, and blades. Oh, dear. That last one is kind of troubling at the end. This is going to be up on the picture-in-picture on a news broadcast. She likes God, family, and

cotton, motherfucker! Yeah. She dislikes male sometimes. Bad language, porn, and nudity. Her team is the Babylon Rouges

and her theme song is Centuries by Fall Out Boys. Oh, the Fall Out Boys! Fall Out Boys. Fall Out Boys, alright! Any trivia about this? Yeah, she is the only one in the Babylon Rouges who has

powers. She started being a nun at 18 and she is a misandrist Well, not necessarily because you said she only dislikes males sometimes Sometimes, but she is a misandrist At other times she hates them Oh, I see

Does she transform in anything? Does she? Okay, she transforms into super, into hyper, into dark, into dark spine, into silver knight, into fire,

into demon, into angel, and she also transforms into Possessed. Coming down to the end here and there are so many terrific original Sonic characters to read about.

BunnyBread, I'm going to have to give you a choice here. Which of these two Sonic characters strikes your fancy? Which of these Sonic characters seems the most interesting to you? Is it Darian the Demonic Chameleon? Okay, okay. I'm going to hold out for number two.

Or is it Beast the Dark Trooper? Oh, shit. Beast the Dark Trooper? Oh, shit. Beast the Dark Trooper. Oh, God. Which WWE character? Man, this building is poorly lit. We should get the Dark Troopers in here. I don't want to.

Oh, God. I will take... Yeah. Yeah, Darian the Demonic Chameleon. All right, Darian the Demonic Chameleon. He has a theme song which we don't have time for. Shit! That was the whole reason

I picked him. But know that there is a theme song. THEFPL.US will have that up there. But yeah, tell me about Darian and make sure never to change his name. Don't know if I can do that. It's a tall order for these people.

See, I think he wants Chameleon and Darian to rhyme really badly. He didn't know how to do it because he's stupid. Okay. All right. So anyways, let me tell you about Larry and the Chameleon. He's a sadistic, insane, deranged, demented douchebag of a wizard. Since we're screwing up every part of this. No, desert. He's a douchebag. Yeah,mented douchebag of a rizzard. Since we're screwing up every part of this. No, a desert.

He's a douchebag. Yeah, a douchebag. Oh, a douchebag. How much for a douchebag, man? You a douchebag! Personality. He is a vain, greedy, sadistic, narcissistic, power-hungry, insane genius,

demented, deranged, don't do... Oh, he got it right. Douchebag of a lizard. He's a bitch. Hey, let me ask you something, creator of this character. Does Larian go to your school? Fucking hate Larian. The demonic chimerion. Anyways.

Discord his cell. C-E-L-L, codename. Insert long censorship here, douche. Wow, that was... This guy's a badass. Does he have any skills? Comma douche. Skills.

He is skilled in torture, murder, strategy, and most importantly, being a douche. Yeah, this is totally a kid that goes to this guy's school. I like Larian. He seems cool. That wasn't a point! I want to hang out with Larian instead of you! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it, are you my girlfriend?

His weapon of choice is the inside of a locker. Shit! Occupation! He's a ruthless dictator willing to murder innocent people to get what he wants, that douchey douche douche! Will you go to the part of the wiki where it outlines somebody's favorite tortures? His favorite tortures. Well, you got your Chinese water torture,

and then there's throwing somebody into a pit of spikes. There's also Chinese bamboo torture. All things I experienced in fifth grade. His most evil deeds. Everyone knows if a torture is Chinese, it makes it that much worse. It makes it more racist, or yeah. All right.

Launching, he fucking, he launched 300 nuclear rockets at innocent cities, towns, villages, people. You know, that place. Traumatizing Nekuyo, the echidna, and murdered over a lot of fucking big numbers of people. 361,996,927,464,000. Shut the fuck up, Darian!

697 people. So over that, so 698 people. Yeah, 698 people. Somewhere around there, right. I didn't count that far. So his allies and friends are the letters C-E-L-L. And also enemies. Every fucking buddy else!

I hate you guys! This guy seems like one tough customer. My name is Careful Spoon! Man, this guy is evil! Hey, quick question. Since he and Faith are in the same organization together, can they be acquaintances? Maybe even friends, if Larian is willing.

It says his allies are members of the cell, so it would make sense. Ah! Yeah, sure, but he might try to kill him. Ah, nothing new. A lot of her friends try to kill each other. So she's used to it, lol. Frank West, you're not being... Lol seems so pedestrian there. Main ad.

By the way, you're getting a copyright notice. Yeah, I was going to ask Frank West if he was getting jealous of this people horning in on his territory. It's okay if I just do a way worse job than you. So there are some role play excerpts. Ooh.

And let's see. I think the role play excerpt that we're going to read about is called A Christmas Party. So, again, this is on the Sonic fan character wiki. And this page is titled, parentheses, roleplay, A Christmas Party. Oh, God. There's a lot going on here. So do each of us take a quarter of these? It doesn't go very far.

I don't think it'll matter that much. In fact, it looks like we only need two people. Yeah, what the fuck? Okay. So. Okay. Okay. So. We're going to assign some characters here. Okay So

We're going to assign some characters here Yeah, we should list all the characters That aren't involved No, no, no, we're going to assign some characters here So Frank West You're going to be Knuckles And Isfahan You are going to be Red

Okay So here's all the characters red, knuckles, faith, amy rose rouge, emily, julie sue carson, sonic, tails espio, raquette sonitus siren, eggman

sonitus fiona, natasha, roxanne jade, mina, chloe, blaze kathy, sonia, manic sapphire, hayley, Jade, Mina Chloe, Blaze, Kathy Sonya, Manic Sapphire, Hayley, Milo Uh oh, Milo's here Fire, Iron, Sasha Bess

If you want to be in, let me know User Red the Hedgehog But there's actually only two characters So, episode one The plan Red and Knuckles are on the snowy avenue. So I'm planning on throwing a party. You coming?

Considering that I live with you, what do you think? Oh, I forgot. You do remember what happened the last time you threw a party, right? Blaze and Faith almost killed each other. Sonic kept running from Amy, living skid marks all over the house. Feel the light. He had some good toilet training.

Gotta poop fast. Feel the light and told you she was about to have your baby. One guy jumped out the window. And Chloe almost raped you? What the fuck? I just throw that word around. It's just a fun conversation between friends.

Wow, what an embarrassing time. Okay, none of that will happen again. Besides, there won't be any alcohol at the party anyway. I find that hard to believe. Bullet point, red stops in front of a certain store asterisk. Check out what I'm going to, Faith, if I do something stupid. He points at an expensive-looking necklace.

Might as well buy her the whole damn shop. You're gonna screw up even worse this time. No. Nope. No, you're gonna do what? You're gonna screw up. Might as well buy her the whole damn shop. You're gonna screw even worse this time. Oh, I'm sorry about coming everywhere,

honey. Here's a shop. I swear to God I'll get the hang of this someday. Whatever. Episode two, preparation. The end. Sweep Sweep is over. The very last thing we're going to be looking at here is the page for user Spongebob100. Spongebob100 started us off here with his character I wonder how many edits there have been

since joining this wiki his character Jack the Hedgehog Isfahan will you tell me about some of the just select a few of the original Sonic characters that you've made okay I haven't made too many I've only you know edited this page

32,446 times. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. So here's some original Sonic characters. Copyright 2016. Spongebob 100. Do not steal.

There's Jack the Hedgehog, of course. There's Jackpot Nega. There's Bada the Gorilla And then there's Bing the Gorilla Oh fuck you I bet they hang out a lot Where do they hang out? Is there a place where they hang out together?

I don't know Crisis City? It's called Famous Tit Place Well known tit joint There's Rut the Moose There's Took the Moose. There's Toque the Moose. Kai the Hedgehog.

Ichabod the Rhino. There's the Witch Sisters. There's 14 of them. So I'm just gonna skip the 14 Witch Sisters and go to Craig the Hedgehog. No, you know Craig. Fred the Frog, Black Skull the Hedgehog,

George the Fox, Bob the Echidna, Sarah the Hedgehog, Jackbot Series, which I think is on sale on Steam right now. Jackbot the Series, yeah. Mr. E the Hedgehog, who's a poo-a. Oh, come on!

There's Chester the Crocodile, Patty the Skunk, Mr. E's always trying to get with her. There's Brittany the Skunk Hybrid, Alex Acorn. The Skunk Hybrid with what? What is the Skunk Hybrid with? Sometimes he uses

gasoline, sometimes he uses gas. Oh, that's efficient. I like that. That's very green skunk. Whenever he's slowing down, he recharges his battery. There's Alex Acorn. He's just an acorn that sits on the ground. There's Combat Nega, Layla the Fox Skunk. She's got me

on my knees. There's Zane the Gorilla, Tanya the Skunk Hybrid, Parkesha the Skunk, Tank the Rhino, Mensk the Rhino, Jake the Hedgehog slash Armor Jake. There's Spike the rhino jake the hedgehog slash armor jake there's spike the were skunk fury the tasmanian devil there's sparky and there's the elemental skunks this guy really likes skunks there's 30 of these elemental skunks okay we're only at 30 character number 34 of your original sonic, of which there's like several sub-phyla.

Yeah. There's Clyde the Chameleon, Professor Vulcan the Vulture, Archer the Crocodile, Cole the Hedgehog, Bethany the Hedgehog, Kelly the Hedge Skunk. Nobody knows how these animals work. There's Jax the Hedgehog. He's the son of Sonic the Hedgehog. I'm sorry. Can you just tell me a little bit more about Kelly the Hedgehog? Okay, fine.

She's the ancient daughter of her ancient parents, Billy the Hedgehog and Stella the Skunk. She's old, but her parents are really old. Yeah. parents are really old. Jack's the Hedgehog, who's the son of Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose, and there's Sonya Rose, who is Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose's daughter. Both Jack's and Sonya, huh?

Is Amy Rose a real person, or is this just... That's a Sonic character. It's a Sonic character, again. Not a real person, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. Hey, hey, it's real to me, dammit Of course it's real There's SB100's Zeddy And there's a list of 12 people with Z's in their names

Um He looks like Zangief Yeah There's Layna the Fox Skunk Who is Layla's heroic half Pandora the Hedge Skunk Tina the Tiger, Billy the Hedgehog the hedge skunk, Tina the tiger, Billy the hedgehog,

Stella the skunk, Vermillion the hedge cat, who is daughter of Jack the hedgehog and Blaze the hedge cat. What's that called? Blaze the what? Blaze THC. Yeah! Boom!

Sorry. And then, finally, at number 49, there is Melina the skunk, who is daughter of Patriciaricia the skunk and anew the anubis or here we have we have four mortal kombat characters in here terrific yeah um uh so then there's uh there's the moby moby and i is pokemon characters there's 11 of them um with including the wild street beasts where there's nine sub-phila there.

Frank West, can you give me just a limited selection of the characters and crossovers that Spongebob 100 has adopted? Now remember, I need a limited selection, because this page goes on forever. Could I jump in with some Pokemon

characters real quick? Oh, I suppose, yeah. We all know how you love Pokemon, Ben. Yeah, fuck yeah. I mean, I made my name on this, all right? Okay, so you got Rocky the Balboa. You got Dodo the Bird. You got Oscar the Grouse. You got Gilda the Radnor.

What? You got Darian the Fuck You. Yeah, shut up. Stop it. You got the Wild Street Beasts who are Ace the Flunker. Snake the Liquid. You got the Wild Street Beasts who are Ace the Flunker, Snake the Liquid. I think Bunny Bread is breaking the rule about being respectful to other users' creations.

I don't understand where you think you're going with making Duncan. I was almost making real sentences. More like Banny Bread. Damn it. Damn it! That's right. So yeah, what do you got? Characters and crossovers. What do I have?

I have... How am I supposed to choose when they're all so good? There's Dr. Eggplant and there's Patrick the Echidna. There's Ed, Edd, and Eddie. They're different animals. What animals are they? Oh, sorry. There's Ed the Crocodile,

Ed the Chameleon, and Eddie the Bee, and then there's like three more characters, and then there's Ed the Crocodile, Ed the Chameleon, and Eddie the Bee. Oh, yeah. That's consistency. I don't know who that first set was, but I've seen the second set.

Patrick the Echidna, Squidward the Fox, Patrick the Echidna, Squid the Fox Patrick the Echidna Squidward the Fox SpongeBob the Hedgehog This page isn't long enough Anything else? There is the entire cast of Total Drama Island Mr. Krabs the Crab

Good one on that one Solid work That's SpongeBob's fault The Rakeshi Created by Lego on that one. Solid work. That's SpongeBob's fault. The Rank She created by Lego. Several wolves. Hank Wimbleton the Werehog. Oh, Angry Birds

the Birds. Solid. What are the names of those? Red Bird, Blue Bird, Yellow Bird. Black Bird. Don't forget black bird. Original characters do not steal. Yeah, he also animalized

Timon the meerkat and Pumbaa the warthog. Grim the Mobian skeleton. You couldn't pick an animal on that one? No, it's just a skeleton. Flapjack the hedgehog. Do you have any fan games? I bet I do, yes.

In 2010, I released Sonic and SpongeBob Riders. I remember that now that you say it. You didn't know that was me, though. Oh, Foley and the Swinto. I was famous. I didn't know that was you, for Christ's sake. Could you sign my tits? In 2011, I made Jack the Hedgehog an RPG fan game.

Oh my god, that was you? Yeah, and then in 2012 I followed it up with Sonic and the Six Piraka. And then who can forget my classic 2013 hit, Huh? Shrugging motion?

Shrugging motion? The five shrugging motion uh do you have any the five question marks listed there's questy there's questalia there's quest there's quest

question mark yeah do you have any uh do you have any friends no okay um

wait yes I do bullshit friends darkblood 234 amyroselove talesman 67 Bullshit Friends Darkblood234 AmyRoselove Talesman67 Saruha

UncrushedDreams Oh my Tegiv EpicPie Blu-ray Originals Who I think is a spam account created to sell Blu-rays Apollo Oh it's Apollo Originals, who I think is a spam account created to sell Blu-ray. Apollo.

Oh, it's Apollo. Hey, it's Apollo. Apollo the Hedgehog. Hedgehag. Hedgehag. Pingabird. Kayumi the Wallaby for Vegas Fox. Josh the Hedgehog

12. That's the one name I believe that there's actually 11 other JoshTheHedgehogs. Yeah, it's amazing. The user JoshTheHedgehog11 does not exist. What the fuck? MrGamingFight, which is fantastic. Excellent, love it. Come from a long line of gaming fights.

DanucciGzman. The Skull Wolf. Crimson Shockwave. Crimson Shockwave! Crimson Shockwave! And Blaze the Cat 9. And that's all, my friends. And then, as you scroll past that... Oh my god, you were right.

We are about 10% down the page. Yeah, yeah. You were right. 32,446 edits since joining this wiki in 2010. So, Spongebob 100 has outsmarted the wiki because they keep deleting his pages and so he just puts all of his deleted wikis at the bottom of his own

wiki page. Ah, fucker! You can't take this one. This one belongs to me. So, F+, what did we learn from this? That's a lot of internet. Yeah, I mean this is a lot of effort wasted.

It's good to know that kids today are still being as stupid in the same ways as they were when I was a kid, that they're still... Yeah, and actually a couple of these we alluded to this in the episode, but a couple of these are like, honest to goodness, loose leaf notebook

paper drawings, like the same kind that kids 20 years ago would have drawn. And genuinely less charming, like it is. That is because you look at it and you go, that's definitely a 12-year-old and it's fine, and it's definitely a 12-year-old

and then you click around and you go, boom, I wish I didn't... Yeah, like, the thing is, like, most of these are young teens. Right. But, like, there are people who were doing this as young teens 10, 15 years ago who are also still doing

it. That's the thing. Spongebob 100 is definitely in his 30s or 40s. Like, I guarantee it. It's the, uh, SpongeBob 100 is definitely in his thirties or forties. Like I guarantee it. Yeah. It's the, uh, let's,

let's call it the Gaia online phenomenon. Oh, absolutely. I wonder. Yeah. The people, the people who should have outgrown this are still around. This,

uh, this, this wiki is, is sort of a, um, uh, an example in, um, never be smarter than your audience

because yeah we ran up against this every once in a while where like the actual characters like the actual Sonic characters like who's like oh it's like Sonic but it's a bat it's like Sonic but it's a rabbit

like those exist in the world and so like because the actual canon of sonic is like is so derivative that these derivations are just sort of naturally seamed into them and that gives a good like entry point for their fan base you know what i mean yeah? The Sonic design itself is so homogenous that even the first party canon Sonic characters, they all kind of look like each other.

So it's very low barrier of entry to make your character look that way and look pretty much almost as good as the original. Well, you say that, but right now I'm looking at some of these drawings. You know what I mean, though, right?

They have not jumped over that hurdle. Oh, that Sonic was sent back from the year whatever, and he's here to save John Connor. But I mean, Sonic has very flat colors, and it's very cartoony, and it's very simplistic. The features are exaggerated, so it's very easy to draw. It's very simple, and everybody is, like, friends,

and it's, like, a really safe place. And, like, even the really bad guys who are, like, trying to be super, super evil, like, never kill anybody. And so it's just this really safe place where all these kids can, like, be edgy and unique. Yeah. And, like, just like everyone else. Yeah.

The website, as always, thefpl.us We've got a forum. It's called Ball Pits. I found a steampunk show the other day that I was posting about. Anyways, if you want to roleplay your Crash Bandicoot characters, come on down to Ball Pit. Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't go for the Sonic

the Hedgehog bullshit. Crash Bandicoot for life! Also, be respectful of one another. I call dibs on roleplaying the loading screen. I, also be respectful of one another. I call dibs on roleplaying the loading screen. Yeah. I want to be one of the boxes.

Okay, bye-bye. Bye. Bye. from the city I'll make it through Follow, follow me Set me free Trust me and we will escape from the city I'll make it

through Oh my god, Bunny Bread. Get your cock out. No, it was out. Here's Fiona Fox. Wait a damn second here. My cock can get outer. You know what I love in women? What's that?

De-emphasizing their feminine features and then blowing up their feet. Hell yeah. I love your moves, baby. Blow up those feet, bitch. I want like size 900s. Shit. Oh my Christ. I like big feet and big fingers.

Hey, and her abilities, she can grind. Oh? Can she bump? She can glide, grind, and climb up walls.