The F Plus - 234: Question.com And The Morons

Episode Date: November 29, 2016

Of the many dubious question and answer websites that The F Plus has covered so far, Question.com is certainly one of them. This week, we're visiting The Rude Boy Planet.

um f plus dragons whoa try that okay try that without all the clipping okay yeah how about how about this let's try this one that's gonna be hard to read from back here okay dragons it's still clipped wow okay do you have somebody sleeping in your house not anymore it's time to learn this is the f plus podcast it's a terrible place but there's terrible things but they're red with enthusiasm in the room tonight we have boots rain gear how do i get my turtle shell off come quads up why isn't yahoo answers working jack chick what male doesn't like pretty slim girls with big boobs and stuff i don't really think jimmy franks my mom wants to get rid of me what should i do and lemon not to be gay or nothing but what is your butt made of

like a six to eight hour distance. So by now it's June or July of 2011. My booty itches. Where do I get ointment for it? Hey F plus. Hello. Hello. Hi.

How is everyone doing tonight? Doing great. Awesome. Oh yeah. Great. Great. So, so are you all excited about tackling a new and innovative topic in this episode of the F Plus?

Yeah, absolutely. Okay, okay. It's time we branched out. Is it going to be really gross, or is it going to... Well, I can't tell you that but but you're all ready to do that thing you that thing and what it's a new episode some something that we haven't done in a long time you're ready to do that yeah yeah great we'll do that some other week we're going to be going to question.com we've never done question.com we haven't done question.com that's true that's true we've so we don't we don't even know what kind of website it is.

No, we have no idea. Question.com, what could it be? So it seems to me that this is a site provided to us by Digital Walnut. It seems to me that this is a site where people ask questions and other people provide answers. Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. Hold on. Sounds like a good idea.

Are you telling me that on the internet, you can go and there is a place where you can post a question and people just, people from all over the world I figured it out. Tell you what they think the answer is. No, no, no. This is where the questions for all the answers on Yahoo I figured it out. Tell you what they think the answer is. No, no, no. This is where the questions for all the answers

on Yahoo Answers come from. Oh, I see. It's a question exchange program. Yes. Yeah, no, in the hopper we have a whole bunch of fun things.

There's a document on cloud chasing. There's a document on INTJ. A whole bunch of fun topics. But we saw this and we fell in love

so we're doing this. So I have a question for you the F+. And my name is Sister Show Ellipsis. Sister Shorter.

That's my name. Sister Shorter. I'm a 28 year old-old girl, and my 14-year-old brother is 6'7", and I'm 4'4". How do I get taller? Can you give me some more details, Sister Shorter? Also, we argue a lot,

and lately he's been throwing me. What topics does this uh question fall under oh it's uh it's under uh girl throwing lots brother year girls old years okay yeah um and then uh jimmy frank's uh your name is kk112 this is kk112 um you don't grow no more with that height for that long you ain't growing no more you're a midget i think that's how you spell it but my mom is one too i'm taller than her and i'm a girl my mom is five foot one and i'm five foot four i mean i don't even look like she even five foot one it looks like she your size for real and i'm 14 and my mom is 30. You're not growing anymore, trust me. I mean, if I get a booster shot, I could probably help you, LOL.

What is that H doing in midget? Midget. It's like yogurt. Classical spelling. Yogurt. Midget. And then, Jack Chick, you are Hieronymus. Hieronymus.

You tell me what your name is, Jack Chick, you are Hieronymus... Hieronymus... You tell me what your name is, Jack Chick. Oh, my name is clearly... Hieronymus... Of course, of course. I'm so sorry. You know, I have a hard time with those sort of simple names. Yeah. Do know, though, that there are several factors that have an effect on height which might be controlled an entire battery of natural habitats techniques and foods which will

enhance your ability to grow taller so if you're still growing browse on to find out regarding natural ways in which work for and with you to assist you grow taller, consume a diet. Someone can look a lot shorter once having a plump body, not solely that being matched by feeding right can cause you to taller and feel better. Hmm. Yep. Well, that's the only answer

that got a plus one vote. It's the best answer. This forum software does not support punctuation apparently uh well this is a whole new question on question.com and uh my name is william chen and uh f plus i want to know origin of human spec ice i think that's a Spichiche. Okay. Origin of humans Spichiche. Spichiche. This is under human evolution, religion, planet, immigrant, origin, planets, humans. Where did human come from? Is it explained by evolution?

Is it as explained by evolution? Or as explained by many religions? Or as immigrants from another planet. Which is the most plausible answer? And I believe Kumquat's up. Your name is Master. Yes, hello, I'm Master. Hello. Humans are the result of artificial genetic modification

in the early primates on this planet. Your ability to reason and imagine does not occur naturally on this planet. An extraterrestrial entity drastically manipulated early man so that he could labor and work on this world to mine precious metals. Again, an impulse not found in any other natural creature on this planet. This pre-programmed impulse explains the three common basic behaviors seen across every part of the planet. One, the need to extract gold. What?

That's just a natural impulse that all living things have? Yeah. It's the only item on Maslow's new hierarchy of needs. Oh my god, that's why Trump's at the top of the pyramid. This is pretty early for Maslow to show up, isn't it? I brought it up Two, speaking of which The placement of pyramids

And three Man's obsession with flight Gold flight? Flying gold pyramids Subconsciously, humans are preoccupied with serving the masters who created them. You can't explain it, but most humans believe there

exists something beyond this world. Okay, so that was the origin of the human specice. Yes. That's what he thinks. Oh, what do you think, Agent Narwhal? I'm Agent Narwhal. Well, I know it's not because religion. There's also a possibility humans are from other planets, too.

Maybe even a giant narwhal summoned humans on Earth. Oh, you're so wacky. Al, why'd you give me that negative vote? I wonder, oh, Agent Narwhal's topics are private. That's too bad. We can't find out. Private or top secret? Agent Narwhal's only a beginner with 20 points.

Wow. All right, I got another question for you, F+. Are all people just white and black like like like a checkerboard pattern one episode of star trek yeah where they were read all over how old the movie is you're watching i guess i know it's the episode it's the episode of star Trek Where they go to the rude boy planet Oh my god They needed to get another season of that

Okay so what I'm What I'm trying to say Is that All you see is white and black people around. Why can't you see other colors, too? Huh? Why can't you? I don't know. Well, maybe Jack Chick and Stella 12 have a thought.

Well, I think there are this tan color that Asian has, if I'm not mistaken. These people that had tan skin are in the Philippines. No, I guess there are tan people, tan people in the Philippines. Well done. This is anonymous. Hello. Bright and black are the only colors.

There's people with red skin, brown skin. I have a little olive color because I'm part German. There's also people with a caramel color. Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, but white and black are the only colors. Blah. Okay, thanks, Dracula. Why would it offend us that white and black aren't the other colors? Only other colors.

I don't know. Okay. Hey, also, what do girls' farts smell and sound like? I'm Gryffindor the first. I'm not weird or anything. I've just never heard a girl fart, and I'm really curious. And, oh, I'm sorry if I offended people with this question, which I added like three months later. Uh, hi, hi.

I'm J for 88. And, uh, this, this question, this, this is a gross question, but they smell the same. What about, uh, what about Stella 12? What does Stella 12 think? Kumquat's up. Hello. I don't think there is a difference between girl and boy fart.

Even when it comes to their smell and sound, it's just the same. You know what you're going to get when you give Kumquat a girl. I'm anonymous. Okay, I want you to do this to the tune of uh i've never met a girl like you before okay you never heard any girl woman before because they're much more decreed. Why not start going in the men's room

when you need to? Watch your diet plus exercise plus fiber intake. You will have similar results. Didn't your mom teach you? It's true that women are the more Dragons! I know this sounds weird and nerdy, but I was wondering,

since dragons are immortal to fire, they're immortal to fire? As far as fire is concerned, dragons are not dying. Yeah. Would eating something on fire affect them, or would they still be unaffected? And Boots, you're a nator. I am a nator.

Since dragons, in most cases, breathe fire to begin with, I would think it'd be impossible that them eating something that's on fire would affect them in any way, shape, or form. Any way, shape. Any way, shape, or form. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. My name's Brill Ziana. It depends

on the dragon. It's actually a misconception that they all breath fire, but in the case of fire dragons, many prefer planets that's been set on fire. Please cite your sources. Animal planet.

However, don't try to feed flaming food any form of Earth dragon. Oh, no. That would be like a hate crime at that point. Just tolerance. That first section there. yeah, you were saying? Earth dragons breathe dust.

Lemon, what's your definition of a hate crime? I didn't really think that out before I said it. So that first section there was called Science and Health. And that's why it had dragons in it, obviously. Yeah, yeah. So section number two is called Butt Problems. Thanks, Digital Walnut. And Kamkwosop, your name is Annoyed Six.

And what's your complaint? Yes. Hello, my name is Annoyed6, and, uh, what's your complaint? Yes. Hello, my name is Annoyed6. Hi. Uh, these are my topics. I'm posting on these topics here in this question.com forum. Um. Um. Egg raw blood butt.

Egg raw blood butt. Okay, cool. Here's my question. Here's my question. Blood. In. Butt? Yes. There is blood in your butt. Yes. Yes. There is blood in your butt. Yes, yes, there is blood in your butt. So, my friend thought I'd be funny to shove a raw egg in my butt while I was sleeping. That's a cool friend. Classic. Pranks, right? Yep, classic hijink. I woke up and he was gone. Got up and started walking around and felt it break.

Fished out the shell. Think I got all of it. And there was a little bit of blood. Should I worry much? Don't feel any pain, discomfort. Hmm. I would actually worry about that fact, that you don't feel any discomfort. Hmm. Um. I would actually worry about that fact. That you don't feel any discomfort.

Uh. That would be egg raw blood butt. In case you forgot. Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. This is Bobby 2011. Hey Bobby. How didn't you feel the egg going up your butt? Shake my head. Tell that person to feel the egg going up your butt? Shaking my head.

Tell that person to get the shells out for you. Bye. It was going up your butt, space question mark, space exclamation mark. Going up your butt. Going up your butt. All right. I'm Virginia Portillo. Oh, hey, what's up? I got a question that's been removed from the site but preserved for all time by digital walnut thanks digital

if i wear more than one underwear is my butt gonna get bigger tell me fast i need it for today. Please, I want to make my butt big-yager for a party tomorrow. Lol, heart. Okay, so there's two possible questions that she's asking, and both of them are profoundly stupid. Because

would wearing another pair of underwear actually make your butt bigger? The answer is obviously no. Would wearing another pair of underwear actually make your butt bigger? The answer is obviously no. Would wearing another pair of underwear, like, increase the circumference of your butt? The answer is obviously yes. Mirror, mirror on the wall. If I wear more than one underwear, is my butt going to get bigger? Stop asking me this! I think the real question here is, do you think that question was written by a teenager?

No. No, no, no, no, no. No. I don't imagine they hang out on question.com. So we're going to be moving away from the butt section into society. We're going to leave behind the question immediately before the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are going to leave behind the question, does a butt plug

shoot out of a woman's ass when she orgasms? Okay. Fine. Because the answer is yes, we understand that. We know that. So we're going to be skipping that one and moving into the society and religion category.

Hard-hitting issue. Yeah, absolutely. Jack-Jack, you have a moral or a philosophical quandary you want to run by us. I do. What religion am I? And my name

is Unix Fiend. Oh my god! You can't get enough of that open source! My topics are Earth evolution, religion, God, figure, believe, bang, and sort.

Wow, bang and sort. Your Emacs co-editor. I believe in the big bang and how the earth formed and evolution but I still believe that there is some sort

of god figure out there just that he isn't like Christians or Jews or other religions describe god I just believe that there is a God and that he is sometimes mean, but sometimes nice. What religion am I?

Is what I'm saying making any sense? Yes, we've also smoked weed. Quotation mark? You might want to pick that up before you go. Oh. You might want to pick that up before you go. Is your religion known for its work in the theater? Why, yes.

20 religion questions. Oh, wait, no, this is... Is your religion larger than a bread basket? And, Jimmy Franks, you are Bob McBob. If I wear extra underwear, does my religion get bigger? Yes, Bob McBob. You probably do not belong to a religion. However, you are a theist because you believe in a god. Perhaps a deist.

You believe God set everything up and then buggered off. Maybe a pantheist if you believe the universe itself is God. Sure. That's all I got. Okay, no, I mean, that's fine. Yeah, I mean, that's solid. I don't know, I'm just spitballing here. Sure.

I want to troubleshoot this thing, but I need a little more detail. Hey, I'm Tay Marshall, 99. Hey. shoot this thing but i need a little more detail hey i'm tay marshall 99 hey it is good that you have questions as to what religion you are you would fall under the category of atheist or theist i think most people would but a common misconception is that god can be mean or allow bad things to happen, which isn't true. 1 John 4, 8 speaks on how good is love. Right, but there's other parts. Never mind, never mind. You're right.

The Old Testament doesn't exist at all. Well, it does, but there's nothing mean that happens in it. Good point, good point. I forgot about that. Listen, I've got a concise resolution to what I'm saying here. All righty. Of you go on JW.org, you can find the answer to

a lot of your questions under Bible Questions Answered. Okay, JW.org. This is Jehovah's Witness. Jehovah's Witness.org. Does my... So, of you go on JW.org. ...bigger if I wear another...

I mean, that's sort of the real... if I wear another. I mean, that's sort of the real, like the problem with that question is it's not the sort of thing you want to ask on questions. That's the sort of thing where you want to consult the Bible. So I asked that question to JW.org and the first result is,

what is truly important? And they've immediately dispatched two 25-year-olds to your door. That's okay, I got my katana. Holy shit. So. That's a callback. Yeah, that is a

callback. My name's Slacker hyphen con. Slacker hyphen com. Google, my friend said if you shave in November, that means you are a hole. Is it true? Is it true? I never heard that before.

Helen 151 writes, what do you mean by you are a whole? Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark. So we slapped the mark, question mark, question mark. So we slapped the Jimmy Franks.

It's time to retire. Hello, 151. Move on to hello, 152. I'm not sure. My friend told me that don't shave legs in November. November. November. November.

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November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November. November, November VR. No beam VR. If you do, you are whole. IDK if this is like American jokes or what. I homestay few weeks in U.S. An American friend told me that. And Helen 151 replies, if it is an American joke, I have never

heard it, and it just doesn't make sense. Personally, I shave my legs every day. Int. Shower. All year long. Humoral. I think it's that song from Pretty Hate Machine, You Are A Hole, Don't Shave Your Legs. Okay.

You know, Boots, just ask this question, won't you please? Okay. I'd rather die than have my butt shove some eggs. I got a profound question here. My name is this. I am this. I can go with this, or you can go with that. People hyphen creatures?

Or wait, maybe it's people minus creatures? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why there are people who look like parasites. For example, insect flies. Them are treated badly. What it symbolizes. What? Why there are people who look like parasites.

What it symbolizes. What sort of parasites? Insect flies. Like a remora? The topics that apply to this are insect, people, flies, parasite, creature, example. My name's Castotronic. Oh, God. Where'd you come from?

I've been behind you this whole time. Hello. This is a nice, comfortable seat you got here. Thanks. Okay. Just step to the side. No, no, no. You can sit on my lap. It's fine.

No, no, no. It's fine. I don't mind cuddling. No, no, really. Please. Okay. Okay. Snuggles.

My wife and I are Christians and have been invited to a Muslim wedding. How to decline? Whoa! Whoa! They'll probably do a fatwa on me if I do, I bet. Let's see. There's a checkmark for yes, I'm attending. Right.

No, I'm not attending. No, I know, but... God, how do I do this? Yeah, that's fine if it's a Christian wedding, but, like, Muslims read bottom to top, I'm not attending. No, I know, but... God, how do I do this? Yeah, that's fine if it's a Christian wedding, but, like, Muslims read bottom to top, I heard. Okay, my wife and I are Christians and have been invited to a Muslim wedding. How should I decline the infight,

respect fully, as I would feel uncomfortable? Also, I'm a really picky eater, if that helps. That's the issue. Yeah, I got additional information I just realized. The wedding is for a friend's sister I've never met. I'm not trying to be rude. However, I do struggle with crossing religious activities, etc.

Fuck you! Wow, you sound fun. Vote UKIP, okay? No matter what country you live in, vote UKIP. You know what, fuck you. If I have to go to a bunch of shitty weddings I don't want to go to, you should

go to them. I don't believe in crossing to. Yeah. You should go to them. You should have to go to them too. I don't believe in crossing the religions. It's not Ghostbusters. You're not. Oh, I have some opinions on Ghostbusters. Would you like to hear them? Oh, God. No.

So, okay. Come Quats Up, I have a very important question for you. Yes, hello. Come Quats Up, how is masturbate spelled? Um, come quats up. I have a very important question for you. Yes. Hello. Um, uh, come quats up. How is masturbate spelled? Is it spelled? Uh, is it spelled? Nope.

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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.. Master but master but master be t- master b- master b-butte, master-butte, or is it spelled mast-u-er-bet? I think it's mast-u-bay. No, that would be mast-u-er-bay.

It's Italian. Clearly master-butte. Master-butte. Okay. So if you would ask this question of us, please. My name's Lovely King. Hi, Lovely.

Hi, buddies. I'm 15. I mostly masturbate, but I don't let sperms come out from my penis, but it hurts me. It does actually say my penis. Yeah, it does. hurt me? It does actually say my penis.

It does. To be fair, it could be like my penis, like my bell. Topics, hurt penis buddy sperm. Hurt penis buddy sperm. Here's my details. Are you ready to hear my details? I'm ready to hear your details. What is sperm? Penis buddy sperm. Here's my details.

Are you ready to hear my details? I'm ready to hear your details. I? I? Jack Chick, I have an important question. Yes. How is masturbate spelled? Oh, sure. Yeah.

I know how to spell this. Is it spelled masturbate as in the master of domains bait? Mm-hmm. Or is it spelled

mastube? Well, it's spelled mastube, obviously. All right. I don't understand why this is a question. No, I'm sorry. Well, then,

read this question then, won't you? Yeah, no. Absolutely. I don't understand why this is a question. No, I'm sorry. Well, then read this question then, won't you? Yeah, no, absolutely. I'm here for you. Hi, I am 18 years boy. My problem is I used to masturbate. Daily after that, I saw my sperm count was less N. Is N a variable that we have to solve here? Yeah, my name's Goku.

Oh, fuck. My topics are yellow color, boy, daily, after dick count, problem, boys today. Oh, boys today. After dick count. Okay, okay, so here's my question. Ellipsis. Change to yellow color and my dick was not erecting properly even today i have that problem my dick erection is later like why dis even Even Imlu sing interest in sex also. By seeing all this things, I left master baiting, thinking I'll get rid of this problem.

But Im not so. Please, sir, give me the solution for my problem. It's very important to me. I'll let her be very thankful to you. And in the response, Thinkalot starts with saying, I think I have the gist of your stated problem. And what's not to understand?

Thinkalot's a smart guy. Hey, you motherfuckers are terrible at spelling masturbate. Oh, yeah? How is masturbate actually spelled? Well, you're going to find out. My name is Nilesh. Okay. And my question is, sex-related issue? I believe you.

Dear friend, my name is Nilesh. Whoa. Okay, sorry. Dear friend, myself, Nilesh, I am regularly doing master beat. I think that's a Parappa the Rapper character.

I'm regularly doing master beat. So we need your help that it is better to avoid illegal sex activity, yes or not? Uh, what? And also, we need your help that I want to sex my neighbor, Auntie. Because she looking very sexy. I meet her every day. My real question is I want to avoid this illegal relationship.

So that why I am doing regularly master beat activity. So I requested to only Mumbai boy or girls and women, please provide us help regarding this issue. My contact number is actual phone number. I'm the only responder in this thread. And my name is Parvaz27. This is normal. Every boy thinks of fucking his sexy neighbors.

By which I mean to say, every boy thinks of fucking his sexy neighbors. I was about to say. Yeah. I can't actually see around the pop filter Okay I didn't understand Why you trying to be So just

So legal Just fucker I think these are Prince lyrics Just fucker I'm pretty sure that's pronounced Just fucker And if you can, masturbate every day Enjoy

He wasn't masturbating, he was masterbeating That of course was the how to spell Masturbate section The next section is called Sexuality And Jackjack, what question do you want to ask us? That, of course, was the how to spell masturbate section. The next section is called sexuality. And Jack Jack, what question do you want to ask us? Oh, what will a girl do if they are horny? Oh, boy, that is a puzzler.

That is a that is a Zen code right there. Yeah, well, see, the thing is, is when when girls are horny they certainly don't try and have sex with what someone what is the sound of one girl horny no one knows totally unknown uh so i'm c-mat 123 the topics here are girl i want to know what exactly what's what's the problem? No, it's just a good topic, that's all. Yeah, it's a great topic. I mean, what better topic?

A girl has such topics as, I told a girl I loved her and now she won't talk to me. What should I do? I think that problem solved itself. Yep. I want to know what exactly a girl will do if they are horny, so that I

can tell that if a girl is getting horny. You see? They secrete a thick film. You can tell by the trail. Yeah. Well, if you follow the trail to the girl, it's slime time. There's a horny girl about 30 meters away. This is Michael.

Hi, Michael. For the response to your question. Thank you. Well, her boobs will get tight. And she will be more confident. She will do anything you ask her to and try to get you to have sex with her. And if you want to go on and have some fun, good luck!

Thanks, Michael. Wait, Michael, Michael, Michael. Michael, what else? Come back. Come back. I think you have more to say. Or she will start to grab you in certain places and she will start talking about sex

and all that she knows. The circumference of the earth. She might even ask you to finger here. The same thing happened to me in Canada. Hi, my name is Sexy Sour Cream. Hi, Sexy.

That's me, Sexy Sour Cream. I'm here. Finally. Finally. Damn, bro. Oh. Is that it?

Yep, that's it. That's all there is. That's all there is right there. That's it. Jack Chick, what do you want to talk about? I am turned on by olives. I like that you surprised yourself with that admission. My name is leo's my topics are open eating olive time normal and boner i've got a i've got an openly eating all of time normal boner

why is it not boner time yeah hey i'm getting a boner each time I am eating olives or when I open an olive box and seize them. What is an olive box? What is an olive box? Is this normal? I've never heard of this condition. I'm 3-3-X forever. I've never heard of this condition I'm 3-3-X forever

I've never heard of this condition but it seems normal Everyone has It sure does It seems normal to me I just vote up everything on isitnormal.com Everyone has something they're attracted to And I guess you're attracted to olives. No, that's totally normal. You know, just fuck some olives.

Works for me. I just googled boxed olives. Land? Nope. I'll box your olives. Alrighty. Olives don your olives. Alrighty. Olives don't come in boxes. Boots, Boots, here is

a question you need to ask. Please ask this question to the members of question.com. Okay, okay. My name is Hold on. Oh, Heart Hacker. I hack hearts. My question is penis?

Topics are medicine taking penis. Yes. I have a medicine taking penis. That sounds dangerous. How can I mail my penis little long with taking any medicine? Additionally, I want to make my pensy long.

What I will do and how time we can do sex in one month. I am married. Oh, happily, I imagine. No, I mean, well, it makes sense. It makes sense. It makes sense. No, I mean, well, it makes sense. It makes sense.

It makes sense. Hard Hacker got married to a lovely lady who was like, I love you, but your dick is way too small. Right. Right. Because that's a thing that happens. So it's fine. You need, you need like mangar roots and then you're going to want to dilute that in a whole bunch of water and then you'll be fine.

That's actually pretty much what the response says is mangaru the thing i think it would have made that up butea superba gel and kohinur gold together for minimum three months to get good results uh uh this is this is a little embarrassing f F+, but, um, hello. I'm an Andy. Yeah, hi. Hey. Hi.

You guys are understanding, right? Yeah, of course. You don't, like, mock people on the internet, ever, do you? This is a safe place, an Andy. Okay, wonderful. So, hello. I got stuck some part of banana in my vagina. Wait, I'm sorry. I got stuck some part of banana in my vagina. Wait, I'm sorry.

Excuse me. Excuse me. That was really rude. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. How should I take it out? I'm very scared. Please?

Help me. And this is stuck banana scared heartburn vagina. Whoa. Heartburn? Whoa. Damn. What? That's why she was taking it vaginally.

She didn't want to upset her stomach. And come quads up, your name is SoftBabe44. Hi, yes, I'm SoftBabe44. Well, don't use that down there anymore. Get something from an adult shop next time. Oh, try and get your fingers around it and pull out. Best way to do that if the banana peeling around it, it should have no problem coming out. If nothing else,

have the dirt take out. Nothing to be scared of. So, wait, is your advice like literally peel the banana? Hi, I'm Lucy's mom. If you squat down like a baseball catcher and push gently

i don't know what you guys are finding funny here but so okay so so you squat down like a baseball catcher and push gently. It should slowly come out. Your vagina will always naturally push things out, not in. And the rest of my thing is not funny. Yeah, screw your pussy talk, you pussies. My name's Raz... Rajzendi?

Yeah, it is, girl. Yeah, it is. Okay, sex. How can make strong penis and big? My topics are sex, strong penis. Boots, do you have any advice for him? Yeah, I'm Jay Green, 1989. Look up Jelking.

I think Jimmy Franks has some advice too this is JJ according to the doc there is no way you can inject some substance that will make it thicker but won't grow it will appear bigger illusion

well are you an athletic person you should have good blood pressure and You should have good blood pressure. And if you have good blood pressure, well, you get it. Listen, don't worry about all that. Look up Jelking and you'll know what I mean. J. Green, 1989. Hey, J. Green, do you have a thing at all? Yeah.

1989. Best year. Sex. Sex. I'm Sun Eel. I have pressed my penis on the bed when I sleep. I think nerves are weak. How will be fine? It's curve

into left side and fall down in oral sex. What? What? And fall down in oral sex. Okay. So Boots, what do you want to talk about here? What do you want to talk about here uh what do i want to talk about oh yeah i've got a coherent question okay great before and I didn't know to have sex

after it. Now, I want to ask Foot if I will have sex. The topic's our first sex tight wanna afraid of vagina. I'm hurrah. Okay, okay, gotcha. With my husband then this is a defloration sex or not

uh my vagina goes very very tight oh stop bragging i afraid that my husband may got know about my first sex with my boyfriend. Please help me and solve my problem. I'm pretty impressed that we actually managed to find a lady

writing questions on question.com. This is the advice guru. Hey, advice guru! You know, it's so cool to have someone like you with the expertise and the understanding just to help out these people that are going through some difficult times.

Yeah, yeah. Hurrah! Do me a favor. Never have sex. Ever. Seriously. You don't deserve it, you bitch! That's my grade 8 teacher. You need to learn how to spell, and if you don't know how, you'll just be breeding more people who don't know how to spell husband. I'm about to mention how to use just one comma instead of two.

In comma comma. Between comma comma. Every comma comma. Where comma comma between comma comma every comma comma where comma comma yes we all know spelling is genetic I'm sorry that's pronounced uh uh

yeah um uh and then uh check check uh one more in this uh in this category it's uh from think does sprem comes out when they put it inside check, check, uh, one more in this, uh, in this category. It's, uh, from, um, Fink. Does sprem comes out when they put it inside? Okay. Me at my husband are trying to have a baby, but I have a question. Is it normal that when the put the sprem inside you,

ellipsis, in some minutes the sprem comes out like bit as water? Is that normal? Okay. Please answer. Okay. I don't. How did you get involved in a sexually active marriage

while being this ignorant about how sex works? That is baffling. I don't get how you got here. Hello, yes, this is SoftBabe44. Sometimes it can be that way. It might be moisture coming to mix with it. Very possible it could be pre-cum. Sometimes it looks like water.

This is like lubrication, so to speak. It can look just like water, even thou it isn't. Some do this, some don't. It might depend on the person. If you have questions, contact your door. It can be looking like water. How long have you been trying? Almost three years is like water, but it looks like Sprem.

I don't know if it's just me. Ellipsis. But when he comes on me in a few minutes, it comes out. Ellipsis. It comes out when he comes on me in few minutes, it comes out. Ellipsis. It comes out when he comes on you? I know that a woman comes to. Ellipsis. But I know it's not me.

Jesus, lady. Ellipsis. That's his hey do you want more of this because she writes more no I don't think you're buzzing me there's one really big word

towards the end of that I just want you to read it starts with a V oh I see that word sometimes I felt nausea it. Starts with a V. Oh, I see that word. Sometimes I felt nausea. Oh, yeah. Sometimes I felt with nausea, but I can't vomit something very like sour.

Vomit something. But then nothing has happened, no baby. That category once again was called sexuality. We will be going to the next section in just a moment, but before we get there, Kamkwazop, what

is this topic that you found a little while ago? My name's Roizaland! Hi! Of course it is. Hey, Roy. Ah! Ah! To Harry Potter fans! Yay! Of course it is. Hey, Roy. To Harry Potter fans! Yay!

What is the muggle equivalent of a wand? Stick? Hey! Pen! No! They are my topics! Alley fan, potter, instrumentument Multi-Wizard Magical Wand Instruments Harry Potter! Harry Potter!

Yeah! Yeah! If wizards use wands as a magical multi-purpose instrument that you can get from Diagon Alley, then what technological multi-purpose instrument would it be for muggles? My name's Shiba Inu. Shiba Inu.

I think it would be a smartphone. Almost everyone has one, and they can do a lot with so many apps you can download. I guess Ollivander's wand shop would be the Apple store. I hope. Wait. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I hope this was a good answer. Nope. It was not because I did not vote for you. You're a bitch yes yeah what is it

you're excused okay boy this this document's about to take a turn oh good that's what I wanted to hear hang on This document's about to take a turn. Oh, good. Oh, good. That's what I wanted to hear. So once again.

Hang on. Hang on. Let me just slam this shot of whiskey here. Oh, I have a beer. This looks like something from Insight. All right. So once again, divided into sections,

this section, this section coming up here is called, Oh, Dear. Oh, I thought that was a question. Dear.

Okay. So, okay. Ooh, question removed. Okay. Interesting. Jimmy. Yay! Jimmy Frank interesting. Jimmy Franks.

Jimmy Franks. Can you please read the question that I just posted right there? Yeah. This is Swear Me, please. Okay. Have you ever done it or heard about it

and do you think that it's weird? I'm sure I won't think that it's weird. I think I'll think that it's totally cool. So like a week ago, I was walking home from school and it suddenly started raining really hard. I'm serious. From school? Yeah. Like really hard.

And in a matter of seconds, I was soaking wet. Makes sense. Well, my trousers were soaking wet and getting kind of heavy. And well, a dirty idea crossed my mind. Usually in the shower, I get a boner for the water splashing on my dick. Sometimes I come as well. Wow. You have a hair trigger dick. Yeah. Oh, my God. Sometimes I come as well. Wow, you have a hair trigger dick.

Yeah. Oh, my God, water! Oh, so I decided to try it on the rain. So I unzipped my pants and put my dick in between my jacket so that no one would see it. Officer, I know how this looks, but it is raining. Okay, guys, it's been a good F-plus episode. I'm going to sign out now. No, wait, wait, wait, I'm not done yet.

Wait, hold on, there's more. And the sky was really dark as well, so I was sure that no one would see it. Well, I started getting a boner, and it was feeling really good because it was raining so hard. All worship King Boner. No, Rain and Blood was a sick album. It was raining so hard, and it was smashing on my dick and the fact that i was doing

this outside where people could see me me and me where what could see you where who could be at like like medea but it's this it was where popol could see you. Me either. He ate me extra hot. Also, a lot of Popol walked past me but never noticed. But like five minutes later, I was about to come because it started feeling so good. By that time, I noticed that a group of girls was walking my opposite direction. Okay, so you stopped what you were doing and went home and felt guilty about it and never did it again. Well, hey, I was so nervous because I wanted it to come so bad, but in the end, I managed to hold it. Oh. If till the girls walked past as soon as they did, I stood on a spot and came.

Fuck, it was so much cum. So much cum. So much cum. So much cum. So I just wanted to know if you guys ever done this. Do you think that what I did is really weird? I don't want to do it again.

Before I answer that question, are you a cop? If you are, you really should be off the force. Well, it's also, you can't answer falsely. Hey, why did my question get removed from the website? Good question.

I guess they can't stand the rain. I want to know, have you ever seen me come hey I'm Korea Emily hey Korea today I found a jar with urine inside with a picture

of me what does that mean a spell topics are picture inside found which jar strong today old spell help urine. Were there a bunch of metal shavings inside the jar? Is there a JPEG of a candle? So today I found a jar that was 100% urine because of how strong it smelled.

And I saw an old picture of me inside the jar. And I'm sure it was a few years ago maybe more than five years ago and it was just around a hard spot around my house that i found while cleaning anyways what does this mean is it a spell you know it's not it's not a spell no it's weird and it's troubling and i you just it means someone's your number one fan. Guys, guys, guys, I'm Jar of Burr something. Do not fret, my friend.

Jar of broken dreams. This is normal. Yep, sure. I once found a picture of me in a jar of sloth hairs. All this means is that they are trying to summon a certain demon. Fuck you. Stop it.

Um. Okay. Hey, uh. How can I contact Asian guys? Good question. What? How can I contact Asianian guys i want to send a mail to them oh i want to send a mail to them please help me hey okay let me start off with this okay hi i'm not a gay gay. We're at this part of the episode.

I'm not a gay, but the ID I always use is used in this site. Right? I found it by Googling. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. Written place where the ID owner live in profile is where I actually live. Oh, I have some additional information for you, though, okay? Okay, good, good, good. Okay, I'm not a gay. Oh, okay.

Oh, thank God. Still on board. Hold on, let me just make a note of that here. Okay, and I don't want people to know me as a gay all right i'm filling out this video flow here right okay you're registered to vote now i think two people living in near place cannot be happened the place where I said is as small as Oahu Island in Hawaii. I tried to send a mail to this company, but I couldn't. Please help me or tell me phone number of there.

Why did my post get deleted, question.com? I think this is actually the single worst question we've ever read. Is it because I'm gay? No, well, you're not gay. Oh, no, that is not. Okay, great. Good, good. Thank you for remembering that I'm not gay.

I sometimes forget. I sometimes forget. I forget a lot, actually. No, you're not a gay. I'm not a gay. I'm not a gay. Not a gay a gay. I'm not a gay. Not a gay. Not a gay.

Not a gay. Okay. Oh, God. Okay. This is. I got one. Okay, great. I'm Winnie the Pooh.

My mom wants to get rid of me. What should I do? Okay. Agree with her. So a me. What should I do? Okay. So a few days ago I snapped into Sadie, an alternate personality I have. And I got angry because I have morning anger issues. Then my mom told me straight to my face

that if it weren't for my dad she would call CPS to get rid of me. She has verbally, emotionally, and physically abused me in the past. She's not done it for five months, but I know she's about to start again. I just give it until I get rid of me. I'm 13. I can't really do anything about it. Please help.

Hey, Jack Chick! Jack Chick! I'm worried that the section's gonna bump people out a little bit. Will you lighten the mood with some sex? Yeah, absolutely. Okay.

Are there any single Aryan Brotherhood men in Texas? Don't it. Wait a minute. First of all, you have to find a Texan AB. And then, secondly, he somehow has to be single? I know it seems weird, but, you know, hear me out. My name's SingleTexasGirl29. All right, now, here's my first sentence.

I like that you're committed to that, too. Yeah, I am. Okay, so, Lemon, you want to hear my first sentence here? I would love to hear your first sentence i hope it tells me a lot about you okay here it is here it is okay i'm sentence number two all right here we go a single white women that only dates white men i am so tired of being hit on by men outside my race uh huh

I'm old school I believe a white woman should be with a white man also how do you feel about being beaten robbed and left in a ditch what it's bait I really want him to read this. Okay, yeah, okay.

Kumquat, please read the thing that Jack Chick just posted, please. What should I do? I'm scared. I'm turning into Michael Jackson. I doubt you are. You're probably not. You're fine. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait You're fine Wait a minute Wait a minute

Wait a minute Wait a minute Before That is sad That is very sad You got a long hard life ahead of you My name's Filio7Blunt

I'm talking about Life Michael Dream Weird Scared Jackson Life, Michael, dream, weird, scared, Jackson, relations, turning, pointed, Michael Jackson, dreams. That's me, Philly07blunt i've recently been having really weird dreams about my life and after discussing with my therapist she pointed out that they all have some relation

to michael jackson's life no no she didn't do that that wasn't at all anything that happened like the most recent i was painting a muriel on a window at a school and i knew i was painting something nice like a butterfly when i turned to look at it it had morphed into me having what looked like a relationship with multiple minors oh dear oh dear it's not my fault it's michael jackson's fault what the i'm scared to walk down the street in case i can't control what's inside my head oh what's inside my head. Oh. Like I said,

all about Michael Jackson. Mm-hmm. Uh. Okay, so, uh, this document will definitely get darker, so we're just going to go to the very end of this here.

And Jimmy Franks, on page 19 there, I see that there's a list of titles. Will you take all of the titles on page 19, please? I sure will. Okay. Thank you. You mean the part titled Good Questions Without Good Answers? That is the part I'm talking about, yeah. Who would win a fight?

Alien or dinosaurs? Oh, dear. S-O-R-E-S? When I push my boobs together, does that mean how big they are? I mean, yes, at that point. At that moment, yeah. That is exactly how big they are right then.

Is McDonald's allowed to play Christian music? No, they're not. In your definition, I mean, like, probably. No, I'm telling you, they're not. Oh, okay. I've skipped my period, and I'm not preggers. I think it's from smoking weed. Will I ever get my period?

No, you won't. You could have a wee baby. Is it illegal for a 29-years-old man to watch pornographic movies? Yes, it is. Stop immediately. Why do sharks poop? Because they're Satan's tools. Girls.

Girls dose when getting horny. Wet dose. It come from pee hole, and when you come, it's pee, I know, help? I know, help. I know, help. What? I know, help. What? Can I inject myself with someone's pee and be able to piss clean? What?

What? Holy shit. Look, do you want to pass a drug test or don't you? Is putting the Adidas body spray in your bike chain a good idea? Yes, it is. 100%. Why did I piss the bed? Why did you piss the bed?

Because your mother didn't like you. Can I tape something inside vagina? Whose vagina? I'm not sure if that's a... Yeah, like adhesive or audio tape. Or recording, yeah. You know the... It depends on the state.

There's different laws regarding third-party consent on recording. Well, yeah, I mean, the sound protection's really good there. You know, you don't have any echo. Not a lot of hard, flat surfaces. What games like Red Light, Green Light go with what the Black History people invented? Oh, my God. Whoa. I'm not sure about that one.

My hamster is making rumbling noises on my clean bed, and it just ate. I'm so worried. Please help me. Rumbling noises. Is it possible for me to have tapeworms if I haven't been able to poop lately? Yep. Yep. Doesn't affect the one and the other.

Not affected. Yep. Doesn't affect one and the other, not affected. I found as him whipping a shard of rock in my poop M17. I don't eat rocks. It's pinkish green and shiny. I wonder what you were searching for on this site, Digital Walnut.

That's like Anthony Kiedisler. I found as him whipping a shard of rock in my poop M17. I am a shot of rock I'm 17 I am a republican but I am a illegal resident how can I get illegal paperwork

well you'll have to turn yourself in no please don't is an idol of lord krishna considered a legal entity if so then why and who authorized it like well like what do you mean a legal entity? If so, then why and who authorized it? Like, well, like, what do you mean by legal entity? Like, does it, like, have

like, personage? Is that what you mean? Is he a legal Republican? It's like a barrister or a solicitor. Oh, okay. Wait, what if you, so does that mean that you have to put one of the, like, barrister wigs on top of Krishna? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's a barrister? It's like a banister. Yeah, it's a banister. Oh, okay, yeah. But it's in a court. And it has a wig. I want to... Yeah? Yes?

I want to turn my nose permanently as Asian, like Vietnamese, Indonesian, Malzien permanently, I. Those are two separate questions. Holy shit. Holy shit. It's a later Bad Brains album. I? Are dragon riders real?

If yes, then please tell me how to be one. Please tell me! I mean, well... Dragons are real, so obviously dragon riders are real. Ride a dragon. That's how you be one. Ride a dragon. Hey, guys! Hey! Hey, guys! Hey, guys! Obviously dragon riders are real. Ride a dragon. That's how you be one. Ride a dragon.

Hey, guys. Hey, guys. You know those questions like in the mall where you have to guess how many gumballs are in the thing? Sure. Yeah. How many parasites are in a wolf?

Twelve. Whoa. Like, so you won't provide the wolf up front? Like, I have to imagine a wolf and then imagine the number of parasites inside of it? Yes. Or do all wolves have the same number of parasites? Yeah, it's the wolf-parasite equilibrium. Haven't you heard of this?

I haven't. I'm sorry. Google, help! I had a dream about tomato children! Like, children! Who are tomatoes? They? They?

Why is that question removed? Why was that question removed? Why was that question removed? Attack of the tomato children. It was inappropriate of them to direct it towards Google. They. Does drinking a 32 ounce Gatorade and gelatin with 32 ounce water cleanse your system after one pee? Help!

Yeah, no, that's fine. No, you will pass the drug test. Guaranteed. 32 ounces of Gatorade and 32 ounces of water? You're fine. Lemon. What? Lemon. Lemon. This guy is just concerned about flushing his system for natural purposes.

It has nothing to do with... Oh, oh, does he want to cleanse toxins? I think he does. Well, in that case, I'm on his side. Yeah, you are. Girls! Laura. Do cats ever fart out loud? Huh.

Huh. Stop answering my question, boys. Uh, huh. That was... huh stop answering my question boys uh huh that was so i so i was too curious about this one because yeah because i was like did they mean pussies but no the question is i think i heard my cat fart but i'm not sure right right just wants to get an answer from girl the topics the topics are girl cat loves sex girls hearing right no cats farting is absolutely about sex how to make a strong penis

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what did we learn from this uh document oh that uh there are sites where people can ask questions

oh yeah and then what and get answers and usually like there's a really good chance that you can find uh both questions and answers that are

really stupid. Actually, I searched and I found the question I was asking, which is how do I ask questions? This is harder than Yahoo Answers! Okay. I learned that Catholics were confused about being able to get pregnant by their Muslim boyfriends.

That's something we all have to learn at some point. Yeah. Well, because we're all Catholic, right? I learned that the hard way. Yeah. I mean, people, I mean uh there's these point systems apparently that doesn't um uh make the um website particularly helpful um the the uh the amount of uh questions that were literally just starting with google was was very surprising to me.

Why was that surprising? Well, because how did you get here first? How did you get to question.com before Google? I mean, I've worked for bastards before in my life, and I can definitely imagine the sort of person who would go, yeah, we're going to make a popular website. We're going to make billions of dollars because I bought

question.com. And that'll be a place where people will ask questions. It'll be a gold mine. Actually, I think nowadays people think Google is the internet. I think this is older. And in fact, I think nowadays people think Google is the Internet. Right. Yeah, exactly. I think this is older.

And in fact, I was clicking around the bottom stuff and their site map has last been updated in October of 2009. So I think that this is, I don't know, perhaps a previous iteration of the Internet site that has against like maybe somebody just forgot to stop paying for it. Did we stumble upon a relic of Web 1.0? I want to see what it's got in Alexa. There are no time stamps on it. No, no, no. That's not true. Everything is three plus months ago.

Oh, you're right. Oh, my God, I didn't notice that. If it's older than three months, it's three plus months old. In fairness, people are still posting. It looks like if you just look at our latest questions, there was somebody posted stuff like eight minutes ago but it doesn't mean yeah so it still has a you know a user base but the site itself must have just been put up like i don't i don't know when yahoo answers was started

but guys yeah guys yeah have you noticed that they have a dictionary on their site they have an encyclopedia they have uh they have a medical encyclopedia as well. No, you really need to go to the dictionary, though. Okay. That's a thing you need to do. Oh, no. Eight. Oh.

Okay, yeah, the encyclopedia has a lot of content, but if I look in the dictionary under M, there's like 14 entries. Yeah. Including miserable, modest, and myxoscephalus. Mutilate to minus.

Okay. Yeah, the website is always thefpl.us. We've got a forum. It's called Ball Pit. It's lovely. I don't know. Follow us on Twitter. It's called Ball Pit. It's lovely. And I don't know. Follow us on Twitter. Whatever.

Yeah. What's it called? I don't know. Bye. Bye. Great.