The F Plus - 238: We Wuv Wawa

Episode Date: January 3, 2017

There's a lot of justifiable reasons for a modern human to be angry, but the mostly anonymous users of PissedConsumer.com haven't stumbled on any of them. Instead, this is a site about screaming into an aching void of your own customer service indignities, real or imaginary. This week, the women of The F Plus have some opinions, but the men are usually nice and pleasant.

Well, we gotta get our podcast figured out. I don't want to make two different recordings, God. I'm boots. Sure are. Wait, when did Frank Caliendo get here? The impression was spot on. Who wants to hear my John Madden? Literally nobody?

Literally nobody. This is the F+, a place for revenge, but mostly terrible things, right with enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Boots Reingear. Don't drink Arizona half and half. You have a chance of finding a harmless jelly mold in the bottom. Jimmy Franks. I'm not racist towards blacks,

but this is what's fueling racism in America. Nutshell Gulag. Hershey's Pumpkin Spice Kisses package illustrates chocolate strips along the kiss. However, the interior kiss is pumpkin only, no chocolate. I consider this false advertising! Squiddy! We love Wawa! And Lemon.

Guys are sucked in by my amazing tits, and then held tight in the embrace of my hot voice and sexually active imagination. I just can't jerk enough cocks! It's true, though. Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon. Hey. How is everyone feeling at this time of the year? Whatever time of the year this is.

A little anxious. Anxious, okay. Any other feelings? Any other feelings bubbling to the front? Pissed. So many. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. Pissed. any other feelings? Any other feelings bubbling to the front? I'm pissed. So many. Pissed. Pissed.

Squinty, why are you pissed? I'm pissed because, well, someone was really rude to me in a store today, an employee. An employee was rude to you in a store? Yeah. What do you think would make you feel better about this wrongness that happened to you in the store? You know, I think just realizing that we're all human beings and have some bad days and some have not so bad days.

You know, that we're all people on a spectrum. And if you can make them realize that, everybody will applaud you and then carry you out of the store. You sound like the kind of person that says happy holidays. Listen, I want to talk to you about a website called pissedconsumer.com That is pissed consumer

not piss consumer. That's next week's episode. Pissconsumer.com This was a document given to us by Positronic And it is a place where Consumers Presumably pissed ones

Can write about their experiences Positronic gave us This document a little while ago And she has titled it They sure are quick to mention the race of employees I'm willing to give it a chance though and she has titled it, They Sure Are Quick to Mention the Race of Employees. I'm willing to give it a chance, though. You know, they say by sharing your pain, you divide it.

And I hope that this is therapeutic for them and for us. Yeah, so to that end, we are going to start off where our last workplace episode ended. And so we are going to start with GameStop. Okay. Yay. Woohoo! So you are an anonymous commenter, Nutshell Gulag, and you're from Carroll Stream, Illinois, and you wanted to talk to us about GameStop.

All right. Dear corporate office, no, dear corporate, Office of GameStop, if you're reading this, this is an bad and excellent service review. I am here to inform you about the expirances

of your Bloomingdale Illinos store and Stratford store in Bloomingdale. Wow, you live in Illinois and you don't know how to spell Illinois. Okay. It's Illinos. Illinos. I am from the Bloomingdale Illinos.

Next to Walmart. I have had some issues with the one next to the Walmart Bloomingdale store I called them and asked them nice and respectfully if I'm able to have one of them put an PS4

system onto hold on for me Wow! I kind of like the beginning of that sentence, but I loved the end. The mail manager was so mean or rude onto the phone. No! First come, first serve.

Before he hanged up the phone, I asked him for his name. He refused. No manager needs to treat customers like that. He screamed and raised his voice. And there's no other end of the ellipsis there. It just goes on forever. I want to know

how did that escalate to the point where people were screaming at each other and then people were being asked names? Are you saying this is an unreliable narrator? No, I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm not anonymous of Carol Stream. Illinos?

Illinos. Illinos. To let you know, I'm not going to go shopping at the next one to Bloomingdale location never, ever again. I want your corporate office to reward the hardworking workers at your Stratford Square. They know how to treat their costumers. I want your corporate office to reward the hardworking workers at your Stratford Square. They know how to treat their costumers. They will always do their best efforts to put stuff onto hold. I got the games in the system.

I am always going to go into your Stratford Square GameStop. I'm always going to get my games from your Stratford Square store. Sincerely, Anonymous. You can't sign something anonymous. Anonymous. Anonymous. Anonymous employee of Stratford Square GameStop.

Yeah, like, as the GameStop corporate office, like, why do I give a shit? You're still spending money at my store. Like, I don't care where it is. But it's important, Norman. We got another GameStop review here. Boots, you're from Houston, Texas.

Oh, golly, yeah. Wow. The accent virus has infected the United States. I got a review about GameStop staff from Houston, Texas. Okay. Yes, I walked to GameStop and this employee named Stephanie off on Wayside and 45 Freeway. The employee was? Mm-hmm.

What? You know. Okay. She had an attitude. I would imagine. Oh, my God. She was probably cold. Oh, my God.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Okay. Sign she wail and yank my trade in. And I said I bronged this toy before. I gotta say, by the way,

the purple drank phenomenon did start in Houston, Texas. So this is appropriate. This might be Big Mo. I said no, these are for my little brothers. So I had an attitude back. She kept giving me smart ass. I wailed like for the smatter to be handle.

Wait, does GameStop know about, like, does this go to GameStop? No. Okay. No. Oh, no, no, totally. GameStop comes and reads this all the time. Yeah, okay. I just want to make sure that they do do that.

Thank you. And are there comments and stuff? Like, I could comment. Oh, there are. There are comments. You just have to go past a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, there's a bunch of, yeah, there's a bunch of chum links. And then there's comments.

So far, they haven't been interesting enough to read. Yeah, usually they're just, like, pointing and laughing. Yeah, which is weird. Somebody yelling about tax dollars. Because, like, they're largely, like, abusive comments towards the OP. Like, you're an idiot. Like, shut up. And it's like, well, wait a minute, what are you doing on this consumer then?

Why can't we all get along? Okay, we need to talk about something a little bit more on message for GameStop. Jimmy Franks, you don't have a store-specific complaint. You have something that the GameStop corporate office did that bothered you. GameStop? I do not like their most recent commercial. I just viewed a commercial on NFL Sunday Football on Fox Network. Santa's elves set up a sneak attack on a truckload of GameStop games

by putting a reindeer in the middle of the street so Driver will stop suddenly. The reindeer wasn't injured, but the evil-looking elves were creepy and diabolical in appearance. See, this is the result of DRM. Like, if they were able to freely make their own video games up there without having to worry. Interesting. But what is the solution? I mean, don't these artists deserve their credit? Well, I would like to continue complaining about this commercial,

if you don't mind, if I was so rudely interrupted. In addition, they were thieving elves. This is not my idea of Christmas spirit. On the surface, it sounds funny, but it's a dark and evil commercial depicting Santa as a manipulating criminal. I just didn't like it, and it left a bad taste in my mouth. Okay. This review is a subjective opinion of a user. My preferred solution is that you withdraw the commercial.

I think it's ineffective. Do you have a pitch? Do you have a commercial you'd like to see instead there? Yes, I'd like it to be me. Okay, doing what? Driving the GameStop truck to making children happy. And the children will get inside of my truck with the GameStop games. Oh, dear.

You want me to continue? You're the Grinch who spoiled GameStop. Wouldn't we all just rather see Courtney Stodden writhing around on Santa's lap as the commercial? No, no. I think most things I would rather see than Courtney Stodden writhing

around on Santa's lap. Is that your answer for everything? It is my answer for everything. It will be tonight anyway. Every like network pitch meeting. How about Courtney Stodden? Uh, Stodden shaped hammer and she's going to use it.

All right. All right. All right. All right. We're going to move away from GameStop. It's true. Actually, she does have Courtney Stodden shaped hammer though.

Um, and I use it. And, uh, okay. So's Drew, actually. She does have a Courtney Stoddard-shaped hammer, though. I do, and I use it. Okay, so this is about Walmart. Okay, I'm from Washington Township, Michigan. Okay, Walmart, my son, who is a minor, 12 years old, was allowed to steal from your stores.

This is bad store policy. Yeah, it was B to steal from your stores. It was a bad store policy. Yeah. It was bizarro day at Walmart. An employee watched him and did not tell, did not stop him to tell him that it was wrong. He was stopped outside your store and they called me on the phone. It was very embarrassing to go up to customer service and admit to the

them that my son was caught shoplifting and to be led to the security office. So they saw someone shoplift and... He was allowed to shoplift and then they caught him shoplifting. Yeah, but they embarrassed his mom and, you know, that's not...

We all make mistakes when we are younger and instead of treating him like a hardened criminal, they should have told him it was wrong and what happens to thieves. They must make money off each person they arrest.

That would explain a lot about Walmart. Profit! This lost prevention department needs to make a profit. How can we justify you being here? You haven't brought in any money. Look at these numbers! Time for another employee car wash. Before anyone makes more comments, yeah, I did punish him.

So I don't quite understand how shoplifting laws work. You have to actually wait until they actually steal something in order to catch them. I don't understand that. They have to leave. Once they make it outside of the store. Yeah. When they caught him starting to shoplift, they make it outside of the store. Yeah. When they caught him starting to shoplift, they should have tapped

and said, uh-uh-uh. And then he would have never done it again. Good boys don't shoplift. Plus, I think they can only the people that are specifically supposed to go after shoplifters can do it. They don't want just regular employees doing it. Yeah.

Yeah, you need to have a three-pack-a-day habit in order to get into loss prevention. Very strict rule. Squiddy. You did not go to Walmart stores. Instead you went to Walmart.com.

So things must have worked out pretty well for you, right? Everyday low prices. Walmart.com $500 TV deal rape. Oh my. That doesn't seem like a deal. I searched for weeks for a good deal on a 4K TV. Finally, Walmart pops up with a $399 4K 50-inch Vizio.

Wow, $300 off. Okay. I instantly buy it before it's gone. They charge me. It went through. That's good. I'm clenching my fists, and it hurts really bad. This is all caps, yeah.

I'm just like angry. Yeah, you gotta feel it. A day later, Walmart canceled my order and sent me a notification. Oh, no. Yeah, you gotta feel it. A day later, Walmart canceled my order and sent me a notification. Oh no! What's happening? I called them immediately after getting the email. Hi! Why was it canceled?

You charged my card! They said because I was not a verified customer and fraud purposes. Okay, okay. They said contact my bank with Walmart authorization code. All right, all right. Then asked to purchase the TV again. I said, okay, I just want you to hold the item so no one else takes it. She said, sure, I will.

Great. Now, off to Wells Fargo customer service. They instantly approve the charge. Okay, okay, okay. So now I'm thinking, why would I purchase it again? They just charged me $500. They will just charge me again. Why can't they just ship it?

Because you haven't bought it yet. So I called them back and say, I need to purchase it again, and they will not charge me again. Whatever, yay, right. How did that go? Listen, I want to purchase your TV. I'm not going to give you money, though. So I go and look for it.

Found it. Oh, what? It's out of asterisk stock. I don't know what three asterisks would be. It's out of asterisk stock. I call them in. If I'm making a nice Vietnamese soup, I like to get a six-hour ass stock going. Well, it's hard for them to get the ass stock because they keep it way in the back.

I call them and ask hey it's held under my name they said no it's out of stock my money is still not refunded thanks for raping me that's the only thing in not caps so what whatever your name is

what was your reason of review my reason of review? My reason of review? Fuck you, don't contact me. Sorry. But as my solution, I would like the company to propose a solution. How would they do that?

They can't contact you. Don't contact me. Does anyone know what Wawa is? It's like a grocery store. Oh, it's a grocery store? Okay, so like mid-Atlantic grocery store. Looks like sort of like a

Hy-Vee kind of place. No, nothing is Hy-Vee. Okay, Jesus. This episode brought to you by Hy-Vee. of place. No, nothing is Hy-Vee. Well, okay. Jesus. This episode brought to you by Hy-Vee. And Courtney Stodden. Ooh, weird. Best of both worlds. Never going grocery shopping again.

Okay, so we have a small, a very small complaint about Wawa. Boots, if you'll take that, please. Yeah. My complaint is small complaint. I'm in Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Hi. I wasn't going to do this because I love Wawa.

And when you open ed at Wawa on Broad and Walnut, I was so excited. I love Wawa and when you open ed at Wawa on Broad and Walnut I was so excited. I love Wawa but I had a few incidents. The last name just gets weirder the more you hear it. I love Wawa. A glass of baby water? I waw wawa.

I love Wawa but I had a few incidents. Three in a row. And it was that night only. I am in there every morning, maybe four at time, night during weekend. Or during the week. I ordered a large chicken soup, got a small one. I was charged for a large didn't realize.

You're doing too many natural pauses here. There is no punctuation here. Just take a deep breath and keep on going. And then just go. All right. I ordered a large chicken soup, got a small and was charged for a large. Didn't realize it till I got home next time. It was the evening again.

I ordered a tuna salad in a bowl with rye bread and got a whole wheat toasted in very dark three-erd time. I order a toasted roll with extra butter, got a roll, no butter, not toasted, never complained the next morning to the manager. He knows me from coming in every morning. Didn't want to get the night shift in trouble. Oh, yes, order two of your coffees that they have to make. Forget the name of them because I normally don't order them all.

I always get hazelnut, and that I pour myself when I walk down the subway. I had two of them because i normally don't order them all i always get hazelnut and that i pour myself when i walk down the subway i had two of them all of a sudden i looked down the lid was half off and dripped all down my coat and on the floor of the subway i was so angry i threw the coffee in the bag and i had it was the bag that keeps things hot because it was kind of sticky from the coffee i ordered the girl was in a hurry and her shift was over i'm not looking at for anything i just feel it needs to be brought up to your attention. It all happened that night. Thank you, Fran. And what was your reason for review

there, Boots? Good quality. I feel like the coffee cup lid popping off is kind of your fault, Fran? Sorry. I was so angry I threw the coffee in the bag I had it in. It was the bag that keeps the thing hot. Because it was kind of sticky.

This guy's thinking from the coffee I ordered the girl was in a hurry. Her shift was over. Jimmy Franks, you also went to a Wawa, right? Yeah. A Wawa in the Washington District of Columbia. F plus field trip to Wawa, you guys. Yeah.

I had a problem with a skinny girl with tattoo in Bryn Maw location. I asked for two turkey sandwiches on a pretzel roll, and she says we don't have pretzel rolls, and I point the pretzel rolls on the shelf. What it does, she says pretzel rolls. I say that's what I want. She acts like she didn't understand. Finale, she understands.

She makes the sandwiches, but she makes only one because she can hear. She acts like she hates the job. We love Wawa, but some of your employers are racist, like we ask you for free sandwiches. What? My money is green, too, or is it because I don't look white? If it is, you should put a sign outside. We serve whites only

instead of treat us like we are asking for free food. Great food. Some bad people think they own the place. So when you shop at a Walmart, do you have to pay in punctuation? Sorry, I spent all mine. I've only got one period for the week, and I'm not using it for this fucking thing. We are going to be moving on from Wawa, even though it's very fun to say,

to a place called Disney World. Disney World has 275 complaints, $160,000 in claimed losses. At an average of $3,600 per complaint. That's actually lower than I was expecting. All right. Nutshell. Yes. Is it true that you went to Disney World and little kids were making fun of you?

You know, this happens to me a lot. But yes, in this particular instance, it wasn't Walt Disney World. Yes, in this particular instance, it wasn't Walt Disney World. We stayed at Wilderness Lodge and went for supper, and two little girls at the Can You Cafe or whatever go, you cannot without reservations, and they laughed at us. We said we were staying here. No one told us that.

Not a cheap place to stay. So being Italian, I was going to put them in their place. So insulting. I don't like anything about that in France. But there were little kids behind us. So I let these little girls, and I say that on purpose, get away with that. Ruined our 40th celebration of our marriage. No little kids around. I would have educated these little girls how you treat people. Did Disney do anything about it?

No, just take our thousands of dollars. I'm going to take Disney World's horse, cut its head off, and put it in their bed at night. Like all Italians do. That's just the way they communicate. Severed horse heads and cannolis. Yeah. So there's... Yeah. severed horse heads and cannolis yeah um um

so there's yeah so wait I don't understand so these people went on a vacation for their 40th anniversary and one little rude thing ruined everything you're not stuck on the fact that they were having their 40th anniversary and they were

like well obviously Walt Disney World? Yeah, and there were children there? Fuck. You don't understand. This is the 40th anniversary of their special day! I'm from Kissamee, Florida.

Cute. Walt Disney World. I'm from Kissimmee, Florida. Cute. Walt Disney World. Crazy female security guard. I went to park in the contemporary to eat with family and friends. There was this awful, crazy, nasty female security guard there who began harassing me. She was a short, ugly, mentally ill,

Hispanic ass thing. I guess this site just takes any profanity and changes it to three asterisks. Three asterisks. Yep. She was really... Well, what... Bitch.

...would work there? Yeah, I don't know. Fuck thing? Bitch thing? Whore? I just... Hispanic? Oh, no.

Whore is in there. Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to spoil. How dare you? She was really rude and told me I need reservations to park in the Contemporary. I don't know how Disney World works, though. I mean reservations to park in the contemporary.

I don't know how Disney World works, though. I mean, as far as I know. She couldn't find my family's name and told me to make a U-turn or go to valet. Then, this ugly, despicable whore. They got around it

by using a zero for the O. Zero, yeah. They're very smart. Or it's her gamer tag, maybe. Kissing me, the land of clever swear words. She tried to lean in close into my car. I told her not to get so close to me. into my car, I told her not to get so close to me.

To that, this demonic thang began yelling at me telling me to talk louder and she can't hear me. Then she proceeded yelling at me. The female security guards are all crazy, evil, obnoxious trash.

The men are totally fucked up. I'm reporting I'm reporting her to member services in the hopes that they can get rid of this worthless, evil, obnoxious demon creature.

Okay. People from Kissimmee excellent at insulting people though. That is high quality Worthless evil obnoxious demon creature And hire someone who isn't crazy The males are usually Really nice and pleasant Oh boy

I'm gonna guess that this person Is really hot Oh yeah, yeah, you think so? Yeah, I think so, because then all women are kind of intimidated. Oh, they're just jealous of how hot she is. Yeah, and then the men's are really nice. The males are really nice and pleasant. Well, of course they are,

because she's so hot. Because she's so hot. And the males of the security guard species are more docile than the females. That's true. Squinty, is that difficult for you when you're in the world and you come across another hot woman? Do you have to vie for... Do you take off your bat lift and vice for supremacy?

You just squirt blood out of the corners of your eyes. Oh, okay. Hey, I'm anonymous. Hey, what's up? Are you the same lunatic who talks about the employees being vampire energy suckers? For Pete's sake, go away. Probably. For Pete's sake, go away. Probably. For Pete's sake.

The one thing that is encouraging, looking at most of the comments so far, is that it's about a ratio of four to one rational people going, you know what, you might be the asshole here. To every one person who's just like, yeah, fuck them, man. So what is happening here? Are people stumbling across this and reading them for laughs and then it hits one of them and's just like, yeah, fuck them, man. So what is happening here? Are people stumbling across this

and reading them for laughs, and then it hits one of them, and they're like, oh man, I'm fucking signing into this to respond. I think that's possible. So these comments are... I think this is... No, is it Facebook? No, it's not Facebook. It's their

own proprietary comment system. So, yeah, I guess people just come across these and leave comments to tell these people what's up. They care about this. Like, wait, no, I've had a good experience with female security guards and contemporary. We wuv Wawa. Oh, everyone wubs Wawa. It's true. Everyone.

Nutshell. Yeah. You should know that pissconsumer.com doesn't just traffic in stores. They also traffic in products. So to that end, this is a complaint lodged against the Hershey Corporation. There are 28 reviews therein. Finally, someone's speaking truth to power. The Hershey Corporation, by the way, so 44 reviews, $5.1 thousand in claim losses.

Average loss, $572. I think people are spending too much on a Reese's peanut butter cup. Well, I think what's happening is probably just like the monetary loss for most of them is like $0 or $1. One person put in a million, and it just rounds out between all of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, what do you got there? Well, today I was really looking forward to my scrumptious peanut butter cups. I took out one and there was three paper cases on

one Reese's cup. Inedible. I thought this was a waste of paper. I was very disappointed because all that happened, those spare brown little paper cups, was they got thrown in the recycling bin. Oh, come on.

But that's what happens to the paper cups anyways. It's just worse to be throwing three extra waste cases in along with the others. It's a pure waste! You print these out in the billions! This has happened to me many times before, and this time I just decided to let you know

before more cases are wasted, I would be happy to accept a refund or replacement. A refund? That's going to be more paper cases for that. Here's a box of paper cases for your trouble. So this person claims to have lost a dollar because there was too much paper?

Yes. Hey, this is anonymous. It doesn't matter, gosh dang it. It's a real comment. Gosh dang it. It's always weird when people have this one specific sticking

point to consumer waste. Because it's always like people are constantly going on about Keurig cups and those people are always throwing away lots of garbage. And it's like, oh, this is clearly the problem. Let's see here. But the paper cases are pretty bad.

So there is one of the commenters who actually has a name, instead of just anonymous. Oh, yeah. Sessa there signed in. Can we find out more about Sessa's account? Yeah, she hates Pissed Consumer, like, apparently. Pissed Consumer, new site

sucks. Pissed Consumer, Pissed Consumer site. Yeah, no, that's the thing that happens. If anybody's a member of any website, and they make any change to it, whether positive or negative, everybody goes fucking nuts um uh so uh one of one of uh sessa's uh comments here uh is about the the site and says hey piss consumer pay attention to your site for several days now clicking on read all complaints and trying to go to the next page will simply take you to a loop back to the

top of the same page. Super frustrating. I don't know how I managed to get here, but that's fine. Super frustrating that the site regularly has so many issues. What's the problem? Love the site. Hate all the technical glitches. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Oh, my God. So she's commented 522 times on other people's things. And it's all to, like, someone complaining about Fingerhut, which, like, I've been using it for years and I've never received a single phone call from them. And then, like, I have Wells Fargo. My checking account is free. I don't know how it works in Canada, but here in the States, best way.

Wow. I have a really good mental picture about the kind of life that Cecil leads. Finger high. I forgot that place existed. Jimmy Franks. Uh-huh. You're from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, which I believe is very close to Hershey, Pennsylvania. Yeah. What do you want to talk about?

I want to talk about the delicious air in Hershey. Hershey is putting pollutants in its chocolate kisses and selling them for the same price. State and air is Mexico air is delicious is wrong. These sweets are made in Mexico. The air there is anything but delicious. It's polluted. What? What?

It's polluted. All I can think is that maybe they're talking about airy chocolates. Where is the class action lawsuit for this falsehood? Oh. Not only do they hire and exploit foreign labor in their picking and handling warehouses, now they are outright lying in advertisements during the Olympics. It's as bad as the Citibank sponsor in the Olympics ads. Ass Citibank was bailed out.

They are using your tax money to support 50 million U.S. dollar player NBA basketball stars on the dream team. Oh, my God. U.S. has cities that could use that money. Like Scranton, Pennsylvania. Oh, Joe Biden. Welcome to the site. So good to see you, Joe. Is this what you get up to in your off hours?

The only thing I can figure is that Nutshell is right about this, that there's some sort of aerated chocolate? Yeah, Cadbury's has like an aero bar where it basically has little bubbles of air, so I'm thinking maybe Hershey's had done something similar. Is that it? That is the first conspiracy theory I've ever heard about Hershey kisses. Ooh, I wonder if there's more conspiracy theories about Hershey kisses. But the kisses aren't

aerated, so that doesn't... Well, they do fancy kisses sometimes. Speaking of kisses... Yeah? Would you like somebody to kiss you under your mistletoe bikini? I was almost going to do it when we were talking about the consumer from Kissimmee, but I thought it was too close. Kissimmee. Yeah. Good.

God damn it, Sleeve. So, so great to have you on the podcast. We got only one complaint about Sarah Lee, because there is only one thing to complain about about Sarah Lee. Oh, what's that? Almost nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. Wait. Okay, got it. Yeah.

Got it. Okay, great. There you got it. Okay, so Boots, what do you got there? Sarah Lee, false nutrition. Agreed. This issue remains unresolved. Sarah Lee, false nutrition.

This issue remains unresolved. I bought Sarah Lee's soft and smooth mini bagels under the assumption that one bagel, when they claimed to be 37 grams, would have 100 calories, and that at least one bagel in the bag would be the correct size. As I pulled my bagel out for dinner and I placed it on my scale, it was one. Whoa. Whoa. That's not OK.

Don't do that. Don't don't don't take your. OK, listen, if you cared about your nutrition, you wouldn't buy by and Sarah Lee bagels. What do you mean? So go one way or the other. Don't weigh, don't put your food on a postage scale. Anyway, I put my bagel out for dinner.

I placed it on my scale. It was one gram, roughly three calories worth, over the serving size. Yikes. I then perceived to remove every single bagel from the bag and weigh them. Not one single bagel was the serving size.

It might be Joey Ramone. It probably is Joey Ramone. Which changes the entire nutritional composition of the consumer's diet. The smallest was 38 grams. The largest was as big as 45. If you're going to sell a product, especially advertising that it is only 100 calories, make sure the product is only 100 calories. And then the only comments from Matt D who just makes fun of this person.

Like every single one of these is just a bunch of comments that are like, shut up, retard. I feel like nobody ever comes back to this, though. Like they're angry about something and they come along to to Pissed Consumer, and they're like, Oh, keyboard smash! And then they forget about it for the rest of their lives. Although, I have to say, after saying that, this is going to be one of the ones where it comes back, like, and the person who wrote this is going to be like, I'm super!

And they find us. Well, apparently they have a very hard time speaking. You're going to be... What did you find there, Booth? Hey, Jimmy Franks. Jimmy Franks. This one has a picture. Oh, God.

Yeah. Jimmy Franks, what did Boots just find? There's a picture of a guy's mouth. What's the title of this one? Oh. Okay. Denny's Restaurant.

Review about potato from Victorville, California. Reviewing the potatoes? Okay. I went into Denny's on Highway 395 in Atalanto, California. About 4pm today I ordered the chicken and roasted potatoes skillet. Upon my food arriving, I took the first ass I think it was a potato, and it

burned the roof of my mouth so bad that I couldn't finish my meal. You took the first shit? I took the first fuck. I think it was a potato. Yo, I'm here and I'm having the first shit. I took the first fuck. I think it was a potato. Yo, I'm here and I'm having the first fuck. I felt a blister forming. I thought it would go away quickly, but later in the evening as I was eating dinner,

I again felt a lot of pain and was unable to eat. I understand food needs to be hot, but not scalding hot to the point of burning your mouth this bad. It comes in an iron skillet. Stop jamming it into your mouth the second it gets to the table. Look at my mouth. I can prove it. Oh, my God.

All right. This first response must be like tongue-in-cheek. You can sue them. Yeah. I mean, you can. Has your mouth been burnt by a Denny's potato? Call this number.

If you or someone you know's mouth has been mildly inconvenienced by a Denny's potato, you could be subject to damages. I think all of our mouths have been mildly inconvenienced by Denny's at one point or another. So I found that because at the

bottom of every review or comment in here, there's a you may also like section. But for whatever reason, it only shows things where people have attached images. Oh. So

we have a couple reviews of Pogo. We can't read all of them. So instead, we're just going to read this one right here, which is from Rochester, Michigan. And Pogo, my refund I requested six months ago. What's Pogo? Yeah, what is it? Pogo is a website for little browser casual games. Oh, yeah, yeah.

If you want to play Bejeweled, this is one of the places you could do it. You ever heard of a game called Plants vs. Zombies? It's over there. Zuma's Revenge. Fascinating. Anyway. My refund I requested six months ago. So, my refund I requested six months ago.

I want my refund that due to the fact Java did not work on my PC. I put it in for it six months ago and never received it. Please send it now, okay? I called and wrote you guys. Our scam artists, you guys are scammers. Mmm. Pwa. Pwee. Hi.

Quirt. Quirt. Quirt. Pwa. Twit. Twit. Mmm. Pwee.

Lugga. Pwa. Other noises. Do you think that person got kidnapped and someone put their hand over their mouth? Stop touching the keyboard. Stop touching the keyboard. They just started rolling their face across the keyboard. Okay. Okay. Just let me just let me know before you take me a three minute long struggle as a person is trying to carry their way

but still arms are outstretched like wailing I have to complain about this first what job am I PC so we have some complaints about Good job on my PC. So, we have some complaints about Twitter. I'm sorry, can you... We can just go back to BOGO. I have two questions for you, Anonymous.

One, what did you like? No items. What did you dislike? Sucks. like sucks if I had to choose a least favorite part okay nutshell we are gonna Okay, nutshell. Yes. We are going to be moving on to complaints about the website Twitter. And you are in Des Moines, Iowa, and you have a complaint about Twitter that you would like to share.

Okay. I sometimes follow the WWE on Twitter one. I sometimes follow the WWE on Twitter one. I decided to be a nice fan and tweeted my favorite superstar only saying how much I enjoyed watching them and nicely thanked them and said my goodbye and figured out and figured what I did was cool. Well, later that night, I got a tweet back saying, I warned you why I did nothing wrong. My first time ever contacting them. I did want nothing back. But thanks from them, this made me an ex-WWE fan. And it proved to me that this person is not worth it or their show.

I complained to Twitter. They did nothing about it. Wow. That is pretty remarkable. This is anonymous. That's your own fault. Twitter isn't responsible for your actions. Oh, it's the ghost of Randy Savage.

Hey, Randy, how's the cocaine in heaven? Oh, yeah. It's the best. Oh, yeah. It's the best. Twitter is a recipe for trouble. I'm on your side. Twitter needs to be more careful of how they conduct their site or they'll lose business.

I know. I was harassed by Twitter once, and it's no fun at all. You were harassed by Twitter? That little bird just would not leave me alone. I mean, it's fair. Sometimes that notification sound gets on my nerves. There is more. One of them

is a Twitter review about dating service that says, I know God and your sweet boopie. These common mother tootsies just didn't run or play a game on me and my fabulous children to my fucking day. Her name is Gwendolyn Pindell, and 17 years ago I've already been got. Had by Nicki Minaj. Good.

So that happened. But we need to get to a more reputable site than Twitter, something that is in the cultural zeitgeist. MySpace. What? MySpace? That's a great guess. That's a great guess.

But I'm talking about a site that's about love. Was it Catholic Match? So close. ChristianMingle.com. Oh. It's always Christian Mingle. It's always. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.com. Oh. It's always Christian Mingle. It's always. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like, I mean, remember when people were blaming Christian Mingle for the

Trump victory? Did that happen? Did the Trump victory happen? No, no. I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, so what, Squiddy, what is your problem with Christian? Yeah, what is your problem with Christian Mingle? This site is by far the worst site I have ever been on. There aren't many Christians on there, and I have high suspicion the site is full of fake profiles, especially women's profiles.

Okay. I was on a month and chatted with a married guy, a drug user, and a pathological liar who couldn't keep his story straight. I met more quality people at a pickup bar. The... Okay.

Okay. I like the pickup bar. The profiles of attractive people, very few, were questionable to say the least. Little to no words and very nice pictures. I received no inboxes or replies from the attractive profiles, but quite a few from the less desirable profiles that appeared to be real people. So are you questioning the integrity of some of the lonely Christians in America?

No, no. She's questioning the integrity of the actual website, Christian Mingle. You know, the thing that's run by the same company that runs J-Date and every other random niche dating site. I think they have the herpes match. I think that one's theirs, too.

Oh. I notice they kick people off the site a lot. I suspect the site just preys on Christians. It's all about the money and getting your credit card information. This site is not for Christians.

It is definitely not run by Christians. Beware. Beware. Wow. You're the one that lives under my floorboards yeah i am literally actually uh so uh the next section is a site called back page uh which looks to be like a knockoff kind of craigslist sort of thing.

It's Craigslist, but with no actual moderation. Like things get taken down for Craigslist for being scams or inappropriate. But Backpage is other places where you want to specifically go for those things. Oh, great. Libertarian paradise. Let's live the dream then. So, Jimmy Franks, you went to Backpage. You can't prove it. Oh, I see.

I have your traffic history here, sir. Next time go in incognito mode. Yes, yes, yes. I had a date with Carmela. I had a date with Carmela I had a date with Carmela I had a date this evening with an Italian stallion It was the best encounter I've ever had Oh, Furio

She was very attractive Smelled great Best conversation Didn't rush me Very accommodation. I cannot wait until my next encounter with her. I'm going to play that bogus lottery so I can hit and invest my cash in see that soft round ass over and over again. I'm invested my lottery winnings.

Thanks so very much, Carmella. She is all woman. I think I'm hurt. I think you are too. She's all woman, but she's also a stallion. I wonder how that works. Pony play. Stallion, stallion

is a gender neutral term. I thought that was kind of specifically. Isn't a stallion stallion was a gender neutral term. I thought that was kind of specifically. Well, isn't a stallion a male horse? Right. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Just, I'm not sure at this point about anything. I'm still suggesting pony play. I know boots. You're always suggesting pony play. Enough. Don't forget about the pony play. All right. Squiddy.

Yes. What did you have a complaint about Backpage? Backpage advertisement review from Pretoria. I don't know what that says. Guating. Gauting. Sure. Okay.

Yeah, I got ripped off the same except I paid her. Am I dumb or what? Expecting dumb. Expecting strawberry. I get instead 160 pound plumber. No, I'm dumb. Expecting strawberry, I get instead 160-pound plumber.

Nope. Nope. Nope. No, it's a plumper. Plumper. Plumper. It's a plumper. 160-pound plumper.

Me sad now. Me too. Oh, am I a guy? Okay. Yep. Nice enough personality, but I simply was simply not interested in thighs bigger than my torso. What sort of body do you have, weirdo? I do have the bills to turn her away, but I didn't.

Buyer beware on these back page outcall scams. Buyer beware on these back page outcall scams. If it is the person you saw on the pictures, I suggest you make sure what they told you on the phone matches the payment for expected services. I bet you get quoted reasonable only to be hit for an outrageous upswell. Watch out for outrageous upswell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When ordering a prostitute, please expect them to look like they do in the ad.

That way you'll never be disappointed. This questionable means of paying for sex in South Africa has turned out to be unfortunate. Weird. Okay, so this is a um uh complaint about uh women of achievement uh i'm not super duper duper sure what women of achievement uh is uh but i'm going to be looking it up here it's probably one of those cons or something you know the ones where people go it says beauty contest Like in the review details

It says product or service beauty contest Oh interesting Oh no you're right Yeah I'm on the site now It is a beauty contest So that's cool But nutshell what's your problem with women of achievement Well

My wife and I recently paid 5,000 in cash to Marlena Martin, and she promised my wife a title. Are you complaining that your bribery didn't work? However, someone else was crowned. My wife and I tried to talk to Marlena face-to-face after the event, but she kept avoiding us. She refused to return our calls, text messages, and emails. Of course, we did not get our money back either.

I spent a lot to my wife because she's competed in other pageants and was never chosen. We told Marlena this, and she promised, she guaranteed that if my wife paid an extra fee that she will win the title. Now, Marlena is trying to do more pageants and ask more unsuspecting women. Beware, this organization is run by one person, Marlena, and she keeps all the money and tries to get the

competitors and queens to do all the work that the director is supposed to do. She is very dishonest, unfair, overaggressive, and will say or do whatever it takes to get you to do what she wants. Her physical address is not even listed on her website. Legitimate pageants at least have an office. Why would it be listed on the website?

Do not enter her pageants in California or any other state that she is trying to expand to. Marlena does nothing for her winners except take their money. She offers no guidance, career direction, or marketing. She is not good like the other reputable and established pageants out there that my wife apparently already lost. Have you bribed those establishments as well? Yeah.

They're reputable because I bribed them and then I won. Hmm. This disreputable person who accepts bribes is disreputable uh coming down to the end here uh boots uh which thing would you like to complain about i'm going to give you a couple options here i like choices choices. Yeah, I know you do. So which of these things would you like to complain about? Wendy's

or Plenty of Fish? Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish. Okay, great. So you have a complaint and I've just provided it for you there. So tell me what's wrong with Plenty of Fish for you.

Yeah. Yep. I've been rejected by over 3,000 women on this site. Wow! Great job, buddy! That seems difficult. I can't understand why I've changed my profile so many times trying to fix it. Nobody ever responds.

I have too much time invested and it's just made me feel horrible, depressed, and sick. This isn't healthy and I can't believe I'm the worst guy on POF about three years. Well, fair enough. Thanks for rejections. I feel terrible. I'm poff about three years. Thanks for rejections. I feel terrible. I can't go on thinking hoping. I was poff and a couple woman get irate

and vulgar and curse me then what I curse them back I was deleted. They do not investigated. Well, I am pissed. Being banned for no reason. No response from plenty of fish. Then I was blocked from

Puff. Do not buy into Puff. The worst customer service ever. This is a free sub, okay. And a lot of the ladies are scammers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be careful, single, widowed, senior woman of sweetheart predatory,

love you at first email, men of full flowery poems and faint phrases, professing love at first email. You know, Boots, I like that sentence a lot, and I just would love to hear it again in one full go. Okay. Be careful, single widowed senior woman of sweetheart predatory. Love you at first email. Men of full flowery poems and faint phrases professing love at first email.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It all comes together. It's a beautiful song.

I went back to my profile and I tried. Sorry. Now there's punctuation. They saved it all till the end. I dropped all my punctuation, but I picked it all up by the time I finished my post. It's like a bag of chips. It all just settles down at the bottom. I went back to my profile and

tried to change my hit, but when I did change. But when I went out, but when I went out, sorry, but when I went out,

it went back to the hit I wanted to change. I am five foot five, not Is this a Jonathan Richman song right now? Six foot two. Can you please change my hit

on the profile? Oh, that's height. Plead, oh, had a person on. And ask me if I was 6'6", instead of 5'5". Now I disappear.

Okay, bye. That's all for me. I think I've made my point. It's time for me to return to the firmament. Not until you get to close this off with the very last reading, and again, you get a choice. Are you ready for your choice? Yes.

All right, which of these things would you rather complain about? Would you rather complain about the Frito-Lay Corporation or the Arizona Beverages Corporation? Oh. I'll go with the chips. Alright, alright. Frito-Lay Corporation.

Once again, thank you to Positronic for this document. Also some very lovely drawings Positronic has provided. THEFPL.US slash fan art, I want to say, has all of our fan art for episodes, which is always fun to look at. I'm going there right now.

Okay, okay, okay. So I'm addicted to Fritos. If I try to eat a large amount of them, chances are I'll throw up. Why are potato chips purchased at a South store in Laredo, Texas, less fresh than those purchased in the North side of town? What?

Same expiration date and so on. Especially Walmart stores, they're simple grocery stores in the South. They taste lousy. What? Well, I was eating a small bag of lemon flavored lays free to lay we need to take a break just just to examine this because uh because the word lays is not capitalized but the word lemon is so this is uh like a citric uh. A lemon-flavored Lay.

Frito-Lay. Oh, great. Well, okay, so for what it's worth, there is not properly a lemon-flavored Frito-Lay chip. However, there is like a hint of lime kind of ones, and they're Mexican-distributed, so therefore they're limon. Actually, no, it's not a citrus flavored.

It's a lemon of the F Plus Podcast flavored fuck. Absolutely it is. You never get that taste out of your mouth. That lingers. Okay, so I was truly disgusted to find an inch long worm at the bottom of the bag.

It was from the company. I would be, too. The worm was crisp and hard, dead and found. I know because I ate it. Well, I feel like you kind of bought, like, a sort of tequila-flavored chip. So maybe they were just doing that thing with the worm. It's like those suckers, you know? F+, what did we learn from this?

People like to complain about stuff? They do! And then people like to yell at people who complain. They certainly do. I feel like this is even more of an empty vessel with which to shout into than any of the other complaint sites we've had before. Because those were formatted as discussion things. Whereas this is just like, file a complaint here.

This feels like really old internet to me. Of people just posting something and then vanishing forever and i think i think it is and and it definitely like uh it's it's it's designed in such a way that it um is meant to just um have people submit complaints uh as fast as possible like you don't have to you don't have to create an account there's no nobody ever like there's not even there's not even people electing to be anonymous you're anonymous by default oh good and like when you when you go to a section you know if you go to like the perkins like like thing it's like it's like hey do you hate perkins like fill out this form right here so it's so it's super like like really really easy to just

get that complaint uh jammed in there as fast as possible okay so drop down is do you hate perkins yes or fuck yes so so it just like like like now that we're talking about this i decided i just googled uh i just googled wikipedia uh pissed consumer and the like the top result was the pissed consumer page for wikipedia complaints which is fun okay and the second one was like Wikipedia.org slash articles for deletion slash Piss Consumer, where it says non-notable social network. Social network. That's interesting. Yeah. I mean, like all these things, I mean, all of these sites are doing the same scam.

Or not the same scam, but the same sort of attempt at racketeering, where they're all trying to get their shit ranked above your site thing, and then people complain about it. And then they have, you know, like there's a for business section, and we have the free plan where you get a verification badge. But the plus plan, which will cost you $250 a month, emails you every time somebody complains on the site. And wouldn't that be a lovely life to have. Like, you get into work,

like, you had, like, a three-day weekend, like, ah, email. Fuck! I hate being a brand advocate. So, okay, I just realized this. What you're saying is, like, essentially this is, like, one of those mugshot scam sites, but for businesses.

Oh, yeah. But also really not very well executed. No, because the thing about the mugshot, Scott, is that the mugshot sites don't have – there's not a lot of competition. Right. There's not a lot of other Jonah Falcon. I don't know why that was the name that came to me so fast. But there's not a lot of the... Yeah, Google Jonah Falcon.

He's got a happy life. Anyway, not a lot of situations where those guys have the name, but obviously if you're Target, I'm kicking every site down because I'm Target, and I have the top 100 results. Like, fuck you.

You know what I mean? Right, right. But yeah, they'll still tilt at that windmill. And it's fun. I guess, I mean, I also am just slightly confused at just the people that would just spend all of their time reading these dumb, poorly written reviews and then yell at the people doing it. It's like, what the fuck did you expect when you came in here? Website is always

thefpl.us. Squiddy, what other websites do you like? What? What other websites do you like? Facebook? I don't know. You like Facebook? I don't know. I'm caught off guard.

We're promoting shit oh sorry do you like any other websites no I'm good okay cool we just found out when we started this episode that while piss consumer is obviously taken by the site in question,

PissConsumer.com is available, and we're not buying it. So it's on the market. Have fun. You know, we'll tweet a link if somebody else buys it. And goodbye. Go watch that Courtney Stodden video now. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. So Courtney Stodden has three albums. Wow. Wait, is she in Google Music? Yes, she is. So I can listen to her while I run? Yeah. Good thing I haven't run in a long time. You're never going to get away, though. Right. to get away though alright welcome everybody to Stodden Talk

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