The F Plus - 239: Here Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks

Episode Date: January 7, 2017

Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons. But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the fetish matrix because we know how to entertain ourselves. This week, The F Plus is also turned off by World of Warcraft.

Each of us just need to say what banner ad we have on ours. I got the Oh Joy sex toy. Mine has one My Little Pony licking another My Little Pony on the face with a giant tongue. Yeah, yeah, red light Ponyville. Are you a fellow clopper? I got a sexy fur fox who's got a tongue piercing. I can't believe I'm pausing ad block on F-list. Why am I doing that? I was going to say, my adblock's quirky,

so there you go. Oh joy, sex toy it is. Okay, everybody. This is a grown-up podcast for grown-ups. If you can't take it seriously, then you need to get out, because this is the F+, it's terrible things, it's red with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Bunny Bread. Roses are red, red is dick, dick is suck, suck is fuck, fuck you, cunt.

Achilles Heelies. I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on Cribs. Your friend on the internet, this is Adam Bozart. Looking to dominate, degrade, and humiliate a female celebrity or a female canon from Modern Family, The Office, Two Broke Girls, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Selfie, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, A to Z, Victoria, Sam and Cat, Community, The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy, We're the Millers, Glee, New Girl, Fairly Oddparents, Johnny Test, Avengers, X-Men, or suggest your own fandom. Oh, my God. Jesus. Jack Chick.

Poor Tex. And Lemon. Some of me daddy panties disappeared from the laundry basket. Look here, mate. If smelling me pussy is what er wants, I'll sit on your gob whenever. Just put the markers on Nick and me

kit or I'll cut yer. I'll cut yer! Hey, F-Plus. Circumstance resides Nobody loves me It's true Hey, F-Plus. Oh, God, what? Hello, you caught me drinking. Why do you guys... Everyone seems a little bit surprised and sort of put out.

It's an old new year. I've been coming down with a cold, and I was hoping to do something to make myself feel better. What do you think would make you feel better, Achilles? You know, probably just a bunch of fucking gross stuff on the internet. Were we doing a gross episode? No. So I was actually, so I was looking through, I was looking through our releases lately.

You know, we've got plenty of Reddit in there. We've got Soylent, which was gross in a different sort of way. But I feel like one of the topics that we haven't really touched on lately is sort of fetishes on the Internet. And so that means that fetishes must have ceased to exist on the internet, right? Right. I think that logic makes sense, right? If we're not looking, who is? Exactly.

I don't... Lou? I don't want to be on this planet anymore. Why? What's wrong? I know where this is going. It's going fine. We're going to be visiting a site that we've been before. You've already been here, Jack Chick.

It's fine. Oh, okay. That must not be a problem then. Right. Surely it's something harmless like video game poetry. That would have been nice. Yeah, that wouldn't have been nice. That would have been painful in a different way.

We are going to be visiting a site called F-List.net. Fucking dude. Yay! You left me with just one shred of hope for humanity. That's why I keep inviting you back to the podcast, Bortech. Because I feel like every once in a while there's just that little peak of optimism that I just want to crush. I just, yeah, set it on fire, throw it out the window, stomp on it. How many Pokemon are in this episode?

I mean, it sounds probably a lot. Don't you dare. So the F list is a site that ended up one of my favorite episodes. We got to get to boy meet. And what it is, is it's a site that the F either stands for furry or fetish both uh but yeah it is a place uh for uh uh for furries basically almost always furries uh to uh meet and uh

virtually chat with each other and have uh cyber sex and to share their fetishes so they can find somebody that's compatible they want to find somebody with share their fetishes so they can find somebody that's compatible they want to find somebody with the same fetishes that they have but they're shared in an enumerated list they're not enumerated but uh uh tiered exhaustive yeah exhaustive list yeah yes exhausted well so let's start off uh with a site right here and so this document was presented to us by Deacer Deacer

Deacer Deacer Deacer Keep trying until you get it. Okay, Deacer built my hot rod. And this document was presented to us. Thanks, Al Jorgensen.

And Jesser wanted to let us know that the F list has forums. So that's exciting. Oh, okay, fine. Just like Craigslist. Isn't it already basically a forum? No, no, no, no, no. So we're going to start off here with a post just to sort of wet our palate to get a little flavor of, well, flavor is the wrong word, but a little flavor of what sort of thing is happening on the F-list forum. Keep saying wet and palate.

That'll help. So, Adam, would you start us off here with this post? Yeah. My name's Fizzer, and I'm looking for root beer cum. Fizzer is a superhero. Shush. Fizzer is talking.

How does that taste compared to sarsaparilla cum? Ginger beer cum, I've heard, is lovely. Got a nice peppy flavor that's a little too spicy for me well yes it's an acquired

cum Fizzer is a superhero whose superpower is that he can spray root beer out of his genitals or nipples

not a belly button though that would be goofball that is a superpower. It's like, Rupert, come out of your genitals. Who cares? Currently looking for someone that doesn't mind getting sprayed down with a sticky corn syrup-y substance. Currently. Currently.

Hey, Fizzer. That's going to get an hour. Uh-huh. Hey, Fiz you uh you seem fun from that little description of your fun come uh i want to know a little bit more about you is you are you male or female i'm a i'm a 25 year old male i'm pansexual i'm tall six foot uh a bit of my guts poking out. Brown hair. Clean shaven. What species are you? Oh, um, human.

Ew. That's why you didn't get any replies. Yeah, sorry. So I'm a dog in a human costume? That's better. Well, okay, cool. It's his persona. I love root beer. Are you sort of a natty dresser?

Do you like to dress up when you go to the F list? Oh, sure. I wear a black mask with a green outline. And I also have a dip on my chin that reminds people of butts. But I like to wear a brown shirt. And I have a picture of a penis head shooting out soda fizz. Cut up jeans. No shoes.

White socks. Wears a black cape. This is unusual. If you went to your info sheet, could you tell me about your cumshot size? Oh, hold on. I'm guessing it's below average Because I see cock color And cock diameter and cock length And then cock shape

Cock-a-doodle-doo Oh, cum shot size Dozens of gallons Oh good That's a lot of root beer Yeah, exactly, it's delicious And my nipples are root beer brown Color What's the very last thing on your no list? Yeah, exactly. It's delicious. And my nipples are root beer brown color.

What's the very last thing on your no list? What's something you definitely would not be into? Oh, the very last thing that I'd be into is World of Warcraft. I don't believe you! Everquist all the way, baby. One of your maybes is oral virginity and digimon uh okay so we are going to uh move on again we have forums to look through and uh bunny bread uh take me to fur city Indiana, won't you please? I will. I've been there many times.

Fur City, here we come. Ba-ba-ba. Won't you take me to Fur City, Indiana? Welcome, friends. Come to Fur City, Indiana. Yes, I am looking a Mac-o-fur male who would not mind using me as a condominium, his cock to come in. As a condominium?

What? Was he using the autocomplete on his phone to write that post? Oh, definitely. By the way, what's the exclamation point? Let's get some opinions in this website here. I hate this website. That's my opinion. Well, you don't know yet.

We haven't experienced it enough. That's an uninformed opinion. I don't believe that's actually accurate. Okay. Uh, so, uh, we are in the cum lovers. Great. I'm sure this is empty. This is cum lovers

sub-forum general cum talk. Sergeant Asplund. General cum talk needs to talk to you immediately. Colonel cum talk. First Admiral Dick Butt. So we meet again, general cum talk.

So, hey, Portax, before you read this, I want you to be aware that one of your really super favorites is detailed genitals. Details? Lovingly painted genitals. Minimalist genitals is a no-go for me. They're chubby

slash detailed genitals, thank you. Right, well, because those are related. Anyway, Portek, start off with a thread, won't you please? My name is Blyzoth Rinchwrecker. What's your favorite word for cum? In the same vein as where do you like it, let's talk about our favorite terms or words for cum. Maybe you'll find something new to call it.

My personal favorite is a spunk. I am Mark Mark your ass I am Mark your ass Spunk win from a hunk Love the different taste of it That didn't answer my question God damn it

Yes it did Shut up My name's M. Barr, y'all. I don't know why, but just calling it sperm or seed turns me the fuck on. Yeah. Woo. Why would that happen? Cause.

Say seed. Okay. Nah, nah, nah, man. Yeah, what's up? Is that new at Alexander? Nah, man. Milk is my favorite word for it. Colon D.

Nah. Nah. Good day, sirs. My name is Flossie. Seed or goo. Emoticon that I don't even know what the fuck it is. What face? Yeah.

Whatever. My name is Asteron. Icor. Specifically an RPS involving corruption. Jizz, less than three. That's the grossest thing you can do. My name is Mrs. Mary Milford. Cock juice.

My name's Charlie Roughback. I love asking my girl if I can cum in her mouth or ass. My name is Common Buns. I call asking my girl if I can cum in her mouth or ass. My name is Common Buns. I call it Baby Shake. Hey, hey, my name's Katie the Lover. I love me some baby milk or just pure cum. Adam, what is

cum thrower like as a word for cum? Cum thrower? Sure, I'd love to have it. This was posted two years after the question was asked. I mean, A question this critical You gotta always answer Baby maker Love juice

Man juice Jizz Pie filling What? What? What? And hot load. Well, for Thanksgiving this year, I made a jizz pie.

It was delightful. When euphemisms are, like, a little bit clever, it makes them way grosser. Yeah. Adam, I got a choice for you. Okay. We, of course, cannot leave the cum lovers forum just yet. I can. Watch me.

No, we can't. We can. We can't. We have that capability. One mustn't. But we can change sub forums that we're going to. So which of the cum lovers sub forums would you like to visit now? Would you like to visit niche colon strange cum?

How I learned to stop worrying and love the cock. Or. Were you jazzing? Or, and again, this is in the Cumblovers forum, find partners. Hmm. Hmm. And the first one was? Niche strange cum. Niche strange cum and find partners. Hmm. Hmm. And the first one was? Niche Strange Cum.

Niche Strange Cum and find partners. I don't know. What do you think, Rum? Rum says the first one. Oh, okay. Good, good, good. You know, I feel like you can always go through your life trusting what rum says to you. So what's the name of your topic there?

Oh, looking for some digital cum? Nope, I'm not. They are the champions. Oh, that picture. Absolutely not. Looks like a... Hi. The world's saddest twink.

Why am I here? Everyone here's a dog man or a cat of some kind. No, I meant that. Hi, I'm the baby of Dave Franco and Art Alexakis, and I'm looking for a virtual reality transformation. Like lawnmower man? Basically, this is a scenario where I am an ai that watches a computer runned arcade and i get bored and decide to upload someone into my world you would be not completely

computerized but when i create a situation when i hack your brain and have sex with you. What? You become this program through the power of my digital cum. Now here's where the cum comes in. You might have been wondering. I came from the digital cum. Guys, I think this is a compelling premise.

Let's hear him out. So, like I said, you've become this program through the power of the digital cum and are able to get access to the internet through your brain. Consider a bio-digital human. This is even worse than Google Glass. Or you can define some terms for me to follow differently for a situation like this. You will basically

end up transforming into something like this. A link that says g.e hentai, and I'm going to look at it, and it says... It was less horrifying than I thought. It's just a dead or alive lady with a respectable top on.

Tied off. Bait and switch, asshole! So you'll turn into a very chaste volleyball playing lady. That's how F-List conditions you. They just get you to let your guard down a couple times. With all the benefits of a computer program can have.

Yep. With all the benefits a computer program can have. Like big tits. Dave Helding, I want to learn a little bit about you. Of course. Could I? Great. Are you a dom or a sub?

Well, I am a switch hitter. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Can you tell me, I don't know, do you have any opinions, any opinions at all about pre-cum? Hmm. Oh my god, not this again. Boy, oh boy. Oh, I've got...

I've got a lot of yeses. I'm a yes to excessive pre-cum and heavily excessive pre-cum and heavily excessive pre-cum and shooting pre-cum. But I am a maybe on premature ejaculation. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Isn't shooting pre-cum automatically premature ejaculation?

What hyper things are you a maybe on? Oh, boy, oh, boy. I am maybe on hyper-voluptuous, hyper-balls, hyper-cocks, and hyper-muscle. So cocks just running around, jumping up and down? They need their riddle in. Cocks and heads, too many pop rocks there. Again, on the info tab, I'm curious about

some of your sexual details. Can you tell me about your ball size? It's just, I think it's interesting. I think it's interesting. It varies. Yeah.

Oh, okay. It varies. And by the way, my vulva type is human. He was in the pool. What vulva type is human. He was in the pool. Would you be able to tell me your height, your build, and your weight, please?

My height is 5'9". My weight is 130. And what was the last thing you needed to know? Your build. Oh, my build. Muscular.

You're 5'9", 130. Very muscular. Because I'm pretty sure you're Christian Bale in The Machinist. I made a ball so good. He was very muscular. He's also a maybe on Raccoons and Quattamundis. So specific. How do you feel about robotic semen?

Oh. Can't get to fame. Yeah, robotic semen. Semen that is ejaculated by robots. Dave, I like you. I like you because you seem you seem sexually liberated I am

and sort of not bound by any sort of convention so I think we should get together and have some fun let's do some spanking, should we do some spanking together? no Dave, I really want to play World of Warcraft with you Is that okay?

No But the two things I love are World of Warcraft And earplay, what about that? No You guys can upload yourselves into your own computer Okay, okay I'm willing to work with you on everything else But What? Okay, okay, just one, okay, I'm willing to work with you on everything else, but I'm always,

always, always, 24-7 just shooting cum from my mouth and nose. Is that fine? Well, it might be okay if you get it on my clothes, because I'm a maybe on cum on clothes. And I don't know how to search what you just asked me.

I tried, honestly, I tried searching cum, but and I don't know how to search what you just asked me. Honestly, I tried searching come, but... Oh, I see. Come from mouth and nose. That's a no. Yeah, no come from your mouth or nose. Okay, Portax. Portax, I got a thread for you. The URL is thread.php?thread equals 123, 2, 3, 7, 3, 4.

Seems innocuous enough. I think you'll like it, so just go ahead and read. Just type that into the browser. Let's see what we've got here. God damn it! Alola, I wish to die. What's your thread called?

For all you Pokemon fans, type-based cum. Now, does that mean that the Pokemon all have different types of cum for the different types they are, or is there a type of Pokemon that is the cum Pokemon?

We'll find out, won't we? I hope so. I hope so. Yeah. My name is Nocturnus Aeterna, and I am a Lucario, because why wouldn't I be? What kind of

cum do you have? Let's find out. What type... Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. We can answer this question definitively. Let's look at the thread. So, Portax, what type of Pokemon is a Lucario? It's Steel and Fighting. Steel? You said Steel and Fighting?

Yes. This has got dual type. Okay, well then tell me about Steel Type Cum. All right. I'll tell you about Steel Type Cum. God damn it. All right. It's metallic looking and silvery in color.

It's like the T-1000 is trying to crawl right on my cock. Oh, I'm into that. I'm Dave Helding from before. So she mentions earlier, but the text in blue is male and the text in pink is female. Of course. Do your dude voice. Do my dude voice. Right.

Excellent. Some say steel type discharge from a male resembles mercury in liquid form. Whoa. And it poisons my dick to death. Whoa. Steel-type sperm tends to last a little longer than other types inside a female, slightly improving odds of pregnancy. Having the stiffest and most resilient walls of all females,

there is almost no give for well-endowed males. Males too large or using too much force can injure themselves. There is a reflective shimmer to female fluids. This has nothing to do with the game. What are you doing after this recording podcast? Fighting. That's what I'm doing. So you said you're both steel type, but you're also fighting type, right?

Yeah, I'm fighting type. Well, then tell me about your fight income. All right. So you said you're both steel type, but you're also fighting type, right? Yeah, I'm fighting type. Well, then tell me about your fighting cum. All right. Fighting type cum. Much more potent and active sperm in males, fighting type fathers are almost guaranteed to reproduce. Yeah, that's me.

Guaranteed to reproduce. Unless the one being inseminated is completely infertile, if the recipient is in heat or estrus, expect a nice, healthy litter. Female sexual habits and tendencies are just as potent. Constantly working out, they have the greatest control over their vaginal muscles. Easily capable of clenching and massaging for greater tightness or encouraging a heftier load from the male, resulting in easier insemination. Do you know what the word cum means? It means steel and farting. No, actually, they explain that.

Steel and farting would mean that the semen is both extremely potent and silverly in appearance. Oh, boy. Oh, appearance. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Bunny Bread, are you more into psychic-type Pokemon or electric-type Pokemon? Jesus fucking Christ. You have to choose one. You have to choose one.

I'm into psychic Pokemon because, yeah. All right, well, then, Portex, tell me about psychic Pokemon. What the fuck? He picked... But you're so good at it. I am the best. I'm Professor Oak of Jizz. So psychic causes pleasure upon contact with any part of the body

directly affecting the mind and or the nervous system. In males, it improves mental connections between two psychic types. Sure, why not? Is our cum talking again? Your cum to my cum. And to a lesser extent, other recipients of said ejaculate, excluding dark types, oh, because dark, I'm not going to explain it, are more prone to telepathic... Could you please explain it? I don't understand what's going on.

Because psychic attacks don't work on dark type Pokemon anyway. They are more prone to telepathic speech and imagery. It's known for females to see visions, memories, and experiences of the male when ejaculated in. Good for romantic nights! Yeah! Not with these visions and memories. I want all women to know what I'm thinking of when I come. I don't.

Alright, one more here. Jack Chick? Yeah? Are you into ghost-type Pokemon or fire-type Pokemon? Oh, absolutely fire-type Pokemon. Okay, great. Portax, read fire-type comments. Fire!

Much warmer than any other type. Almost scalding! Really? Scald is a water type. Good thing we looked up this thread to find that out. Sounds like second degree burns when you jizz. That's just ideal. Some people coming.

Feeling nut, nut, nut. Nutbuster Point Dexter. The sensation would be described as if it were a really hot shower. Almost scalded, whatever. Not quite enough to melt one's face off, but in some cases enough to redden the skin. Guys, I love taking a shower that's just not hot enough to melt my face off. Just under. You guys know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, exactly. It really helps me after these kinds of episodes. Kids, kids, clean! I like to have a Charmander jizz right all over me. Shut up! For males, fire-type semen, unlike other types, does not cool upon contact with air. For me? Great, great, yeah, no, great.

Yeah, just like fire. Yeah, just like fire. For females, the higher temperature often kills sperm that face a type incompatibility, thus making it difficult to breed efficiently. Oh, that sucks. It would suck if we couldn't breed more Pokemon. Okay, so section one here in the document Jess put together is called General Cum Talk. We're moving away from that and into a new section called Hand, Foot, Mouth, and Ass Disease. There's no way that's going to be worse than Cum Talk.

Just simultaneously? Just as a quick aside, Nocturnus Etern uh first devised this list in uh august of 2014 and then updated it in july of 2015 and then updated it again in october of 2015 those are both like two

different bouts of insomnia i was oh my god i was gonna say like i hate that some of these people are able to write more than i am when i'm trying to write. But this took this person a better part of a year to do all this. So I feel a little bit better. Yeah, it's a masterwork. Okay, so I have a question that I just wanted to ask.

I mean, the internet at large. I guess I'll ask you guys. Why? Please. And maybe you can pass on this question that i have so so my name is a demon of corruption so uh-huh and um and uh i just had to ask this question um a question about butts i was i was just wondering period what is the fascination people have with large asses? I'm just curious. I don't get it.

Personally, I'd take a small, tight-looking one over a large one. See, that's your problem, Demon. You're caring about how they look. Yeah, you want to care about the butt's soul. Get to know the butt. I just don't get it. Anyway, let's go over to my profile for a section. I have a couple powers, and one of my powers is vagina hold.

So vagina hold is something that the female form and female members can do. Is bear such a power over the muscles of the body? Is bear. This is the third sentence now. That they can literally grip a cock. Fourth sentence. Finger. Fifth sentence. Anything with the muscles of their pussy or ass.

Sixth sentence. That's not a vagina. I don't understand why you think this is worth calling out. Six sentences. To the point that if they keep hold of it. Seventh sentence. The only way it'll come out. Eighth sentence is by forcibly removing it.

Cool. Like what's the size of life? It's really hot. So it won't really come out then. I mean, like, you're just removing yourself from it. And then another power that I have is vagina semen. Instead of juices, an abyssal demoness is capable of altering their juices into semen so that they release semen instead.

What about root beer? What about that? What kind of Pokemon semen, though? This is important. I have very few fetishes. That's weird. And you don't understand how butts work. I don't.

Just like big butts. I don't understand that. But in response to my question, BuddyBread, does Chip have anything to say in response to my question about butts? So now, my name's Chip. Hi, Chip. Hi.

I'm afraid I have to stand by the demon on this case, right? Tight, slender, boy, it the best kind. Makes her hips stand out and keeps her shape nice and strong. Athletic. Swimmers' bodies have just such a divine finesse amongst them. Such a mind-alveolability. A tight, slender butt makes her hips stand out. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. a bone stem. Such a vulgar ability. When someone puts white mass... A tight, slender butt makes her

hips stand out. I don't know what any words mean. None of them. Her hip bones. Yup. When someone puts white mass and size into their features, that just makes them seem like they're trying too hard. If anyone who looks like that is

probably shallow enough to only give two shits about the woman's look. What the fuck? This is coming from a very beautiful horse, by the way. This argument, this here argument is also valid for girls with big titties. And finally,

hold on, large asses usually emplies a fuckload of anal you know that's true emplies yeah

yeah and I very much dislike anal very much makes no mention one way or the other of World of Warcraft

so I cannot trust any of this although you are super into onomatopoeias so yup you know why I dislike anal it's very ungentlemanly Although you are super into onomatopoeias. You know why I dislike anal?

It's very ungentlemanly. And I am more of a gentleman than you. Oh my god, you actually said that. Holy shit. My lady. I like to curtsy when I'm fucking. Pinky's out. Rant over.

No offense intended to any individuales. Target was highly generalized. Hey, Chip, what sort of gentlemanly things are your favorites? Oh, I love this. What are your favorite gentlemanly things? Oh, Jesus Christ. Hang on. Under fave? Yeah, under fave.

What sort of gentlemanly things? Fuck me. Oh, my God. All right, so I hate anal, right? I mentioned this, but I am totally into oral transfer. Gentlemen, of course. 69 in age play, anatomically

correct. Animals, unfurls, avians, balls play. Body and mind switching, casual loving. Cock and balls worship. Consensual periods. Cream pies. Crotch sniffing. Cum milking. Cunnilingus givings. Dominates

and daddies. One of your favorites is fellatio receiving. That's very true. Oh, well, one of my favorite yeses. Again, I'm curtsying the whole time. One of my favorite yeses that he has is plot twists. Ooh, that is hot. Also, triple penetration.

And zoophilia. What the fuck does multigenitalium mean? That means triple penetration if you play your cards right. Let's not be clear. So, Chip, Chip, you have quite a list. You know, you're kind of a yes on coiling and clothed sex and lampines and monsters and messy. But at the very bottom of your no list.

So my yes is the faves. It goes on forever. But you know what I say? Sex and low gravity, you like that. Yes, she-males and sheath play. Right, right. That's just what I say. I'm a romantic.

Anyways, you know what I hate? What do you hate? I am absolutely a no on the usual gross stuff. That's right. Like what? Like when you mouse over it. Yeah. Oh, you can forget it.

He's also not into udders. I like new and innovative gross stuff. He's also a maybe on raccoons. What is going on? Oh, man. Raccoons can't find love on the app list. Everyone is on the fence about raccoons. He's a maybe.

He's got a lot of claws. He depends on if I had an aspirin or not. He's a maybe on bats. Bats! He's a no on mollusks, though. We're switching... Oh, they're lazy and fat. Switching threads again, and we're going over to forum pause, sub-forum roleplay area.

And Jack Chick, what's the question that you want to ask the user base of F-List? Wear the same socks for months without taking off your shoes then use a cat boy's mouth as your wash rag? That's a question. No, that's a really good question.

Cat boy. And that's wear the same socks not actually wearing them. The dirtier and filthier. No, he's asking, where are my same socks I've been wearing for months? The dirtier and filthier, the better. If you want it to be really kinky, then when your toes and heels start to wear through the bottom,

just put on a second pair over the first and keep wearing them until they are black on the bottoms from the inside of your shoes. That way the scum builds up in between the first and second pair, forming a thick, nasty layer that when you finally take off your shoes, you have to peel off the socks apart from each other. Your toes are cucked in scum and the fresh

filth is like sludge. On the bottom of your socks where the older filth crusts and even thicker are on the odd sides of them and then licking the cat boy with... What? What did I say? No, I got this. Okay. Leaving the catboy. No choice. Catboy. No, I got this.

Okay. Leaving the catboy with no choice but to crackly eat it off the bottom of your dirty feet, perverting him to a fetish so degrading and humiliating, he has no choice but to keep coming back for more. Notes or in-character approach are both acceptable. If you want to be really kinky, you do all that. Everybody! Everybody! What is it?

Variations in cock-vore! Alright, alright. Here's the variables I can think of this late at night. Oh my god. Cock- Cock-vore leads to the interior of a testicle. Cock-vore...

What? Leads to the interior of a scrotum against the testicles. Cock-vore leads to interior of scrotum with no testicles, just semen. Cock-vore leads to prostate. Cock-vore leads to bladder. Cock-4 leads to prostate. Cock-4 leads to bladder. Cock-4 leads to base of shaft where absorption slash conversion takes place.

In conversion, seed drains into testicles. And, colon, do you come transformation, absorption, or other digestion? And this is without getting into sheath and foreskin vore. Those are saved for the alt-vores area. This is just... This is your non-Nazi vore. Man, some people's sexualities take a lot of their free time. Guys, guys, guys. It's a nice type of hobby.

This takes place in the cock-vore forum. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Vorin Endosoma Cockvor Forum. And unlike the last thread, this one has many, many, many, many, many, many, many replies. It was created seven years ago. Wow. Vor is eating, right?

Like, what is Endosoma? What? It just said getting things inside you somehow. Oh. Isn't that the same shit? Alright, I don't need to. Why did I ask? Yeah, why are you asking? What's wrong with me? So you can join the forum without looking

like an idiot. My name is Dave Helding. I've been on here for a while. Ha ha ha ha ha. And then FoxSpotsFinnegan Portex FoxSpotsFinnegan Portex FoxSpotsFinnegan Has this to say

I found a happy compromise I just become a Come elemental Everybody ends up Happy then Yay I register a complaint I am not happy about this Everybody ends up happy then. Yep, I'm happy then. Yay! Made my day. I register a complaint.

I am not happy about this turn of events. You will be, or you'll drown in the cum flood. I'd like to register a complaint. A cum plate. I see what you did there. Tristan Gigroy Hawthorne responds, I've been made into a cum elemental, then sucked in.

Oh, way to outshine. What a dick. That's just backwards fucking. It just turned into cum, and the cum shot back in the dick, and then the guy spit out a bunch of water. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't. No backseas.

The next section in this document... By the way, this is going to probably be a longer one, because it's very hard to stop on the up list. It's so filthy. I mean, thanks, Rube. One of my nose is stopping. I'm a maybe on non-consensual podcasting. I'm a maybe on non-consensual podcasting. So the next section of this document is called My Fetish is Sex.

My fetish is sex. Would you like to do have sex? Or fetish? Me, you, fetish sex. I'm surprised at this whole topic. Actually, this whole section is the shortest one. Anyway, my fetish is sex and Achilles. We're now in the pregnancy and impregnation sub-forum.

Impregnation and preg info discussion in links. And any question you want to ask there? Custom kinks? How? What's left? My name is Jessica Burke. I'm a gorgeous dog woman. And does anyone have

some fun pregnancy custom kinks that I can use extreme or otherwise? All are welcome. Oh, boy. Let's just do one answer. Portax, if you'll take Tiff Wesson, please. Okay, good. Not the Espeon.

Tiff Wesson. Well, your belly could fill up with aquatic creatures and fluid like an aquarium. What? Oh, that would be great. What? That's so great. It could happen to you. Don't think it couldn't happen to you.

Yeah. Dozens of people every year. I haven't thought about that. I know why you're doing it. Hey, hey, hey, F-List. What's up? Yes. Hey, so my name's Honor the Slut.

Honor the Slut. Hey! Yeah, yeah. It's my credo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honor the Slut. Okay, so this is in Sluts and Company, Penthouse Bowl, Penthouse Bar, been suspended from school. Yeah.

What? Mm-hmm. Yeah. been suspended from school. Yeah. What? Mm-hmm. Sits in bar in a dark navy blazer,

white blouse, blue and gold striped tie, hand between my cleavage, short black hair, oh, short black pleated skirt, barely covers my ass, and white knee socks, black shoes. I notice you looking at me while I fix my hair in ponytail and wave you over. Hi.

I'm Honor in skipping school. Note me if you want more. Nope. What are you? And Cricket Slice is... Can you read the first reply, please? Non-existent. Although, I will say

Honor thy slut. Honor thy slut. Honor thy slut. Honor thy slut. What's one of your final no's on there? Well, okay. I mean, there's obviously a lot of things that I like. I mean, I like sexy slutty clothing. And I like being sex-driven.

Both bus sex and car sex are good for me. But how do you feel about World of Warcraft? Yeah, World of Warcraft. Okay, so, I mean, there's only a couple things I don't super-duper like. Tribidism and scissoring. Ugh. Underwear bulges and World of Warcraft.

And ice. But not about the ice. But how do you feel about forced incest? I also hate Digimon. Get off the forum. Yeah, but forced incest is fine. That's totally cool. Whatever.

Maybe for glasses. What about... What's hyper fat? Wait, what's cockfucking? Bunnybrae, just hover over that word. I don't want to. And then read what cockfucking is. Oh, boy, this has been a great idea all day.

Yep, this is... Absolutely. Yep, the act of inserting one's penis into another penis and thrusting it into as if it were a more traditional orifice. Well, I learned something today. That's doc. You don't have to ask that question at the end of this episode now. I'm pretty disappointed by bus sex

and car sex, because I thought that was, you know, don't fuck the car hot, but it's just having sex in a car or sex in a bus. Adam. Yeah? Adam, your name is Yuki-san. You're the smell.

And why don't you just introduce yourself to the group? Hello. Hey, every fur. My name is Yuki-san. Droopy is not droopy. Droopy is already a fetish. Well, droopy is pretty perky.

In real life, I am a mother of two-year-old daughter. I stopped breastfeeding at three months due to my lactation stopped producing as much. But for some reason, I still lactate. Only a bit, though. I am told that my milk is sweet. Great.

I'm sure this won't get gross. More choices. In RP, I love to have any age or gender feed off me. I am very motherly. I also like to unbirth. Motherly,

of course. Take you back and turn you into something else, and care for you. Please note, if you want to chat... So motherly, that's why I have an anime dog icon. I love to put people in my anime pussy to turn them into cum golems. I am a good mommy. One of your maybes is

informality. Alright, so what's... Yeah, I am a no on farting. At least not when you're in the womb. Also slob. I am also a no on magic users and piss enemies. I don't know.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. What's your last no, though? What's your last no? All right. World of Warcraft. Shit! World of Warcraft is not doing well. What do you think the Warcraft people did on this forum?

By the way, I am a lunar feet, so I love blowing up balloons, but I may or not pop them. That's very coy. I'm a lunar. What? World of Warcraft is less popular than queefing IGN Bunny bread I think you need to go back to

Sluts and Company We're going to go all the way Returning him back to the wild Absolutely So we're going to go all the way... Returning him back to the wild after you tagged us here. Absolutely. So we're going to go all the way to the penthouse lounge of Sluts and Company. And what do you guys say? Hello.

Hello. I'm Allosis Macneus. And today I say, Pooters! Yeah, okay. I have a question as well. POOTERS was merely an exclamation. That's the sound I make when I cum. POOTERS.

POOTERS! Who loves sluts, huh? Put your hands down now. Well, then POOTERS is right up your alley. POOTERS is based of hooters. They wear the same clothes besides crotchless shorts and pants, but serve a different purpose. Wait, crotchless Hooters shorts?

Nobody wears pants at Hooters. Panties. I'm very bad at everything when it comes to spelling. Crotchless Hooters shorts. I don't think those... They're just not shorts. It's just not there.

That's just being bottomless, right? It's just like spray painting a little bit of orange on your thighs. Yeah, it's a little garter. Yeah. But serve a different purpose. To give everyone VD. To serve the customer's meals and fuck their customers as well. Oh, I was right.

No, thank you. Yes, thank you. Only rule is no sex out of hustle time. Hustle time? What? Hey, yo, yo, it's hustle time. The period in the pooters where they are allowed to fuck customers. Don't mention periods.

Wait, so the only rule is no sex out of, okay. Not the only rule. Not the only rule. Not the only rule. There is another rule. Yeah. And no coming inside unless it's your birthday. Interested ladies? Sign up.

Looking for females only. No furs. I'm in the wrong place. Yeah, yeah, you are. Wow. Yeah. Life. Can I still get disgusting chicken wings though

well yes only on your birthday no coming inside the chicken wings though oh come on just what I love about let's bring the service of hooters to the sex industry hi is it your birthday

I heard you like disappointment i'm here to help you thanks for coming to pooters what do you want uh jack chick hi jack chick uh your name is uh chance tessio and i would love it i would love it if you would just talk to me for a while about titty fucking because man I can't get enough titty fucking I love titty fucking I just want to hear somebody write a bunch about titty fucking will you do that please yeah absolutely I got you

breast sex yeah okay good good titty fucking alright alright excellent lemon what this is not to be good. Titty fucking. All right. Lemon. Lemon. What?

This is not to be confused with titty fucking. Oh. Oh, no. What is this? Bullshit. Bullshit. Wait a minute. Now my boner's confused. Now this idea's been rattling around in my head for a while.

Well, I'm not working RP, and I still think it should be put out there. I think this is probably the best place to put it considering the forum options. Now we've got nipple penetration, which is popular around here. Usually accompanied by bouncy cock and nipple fucking.

Uh-huh. Sure. I guess if I had to choose one kind of cock and nipple fucking I would choose that kind I mean also there's breast more Where a pair of boobs suck unwilling And unwitting Victims alike into their fleshy cavities

Increasing their size Yeah yeah their nipple cavities So the breasts open up into like a caudry too Or something It sounds like It sounds like somebody came up with Breasts for when they haven't seen a Naked pair of breasts before

Like whatever goes on down there Uh, the contents may or may not be Turned into milk afterwards May or may not, right? Depends on how you're feeling Results may vary The idea that I'm putting For that here is similarities to these It depends on how you're feeling. Results may vary. The idea that I'm putting forth out here is similarities to these two fetishes, but puts a spin on them.

Breast sex! Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm out. Oh, you're in. You just don't know it yet. Have I been turned into milk yet? Not just having sex with the boobs. It's having sex using only your boobs.

What? So boob on boob violence? That's how sex works. Sex. Fuck you with my tits. Flexes are tied behind my back. When one boob loves another boob. It's a very special time in a boob's life. I can't wait for Chance to see his first pair of naked breasts.

It's going to be very exciting. Oh, is that what those are? There's no teeth. Oh, wait a minute. Imagine Chance the rapper. Imagine, if you will, a couple of well-endowed babies. Imagine, if you will. One girl has a pair of large, firm torpedo tits that stick out of her chest like cannonballs.

Cannon shells. The other lady's own set of soft, supple, pliable, huge, perfectly fuckable nipples. You've lost me. You don't know what nipples are at all, do you? You have lost me. Those vaginas she's got on her tits, she's got a couple of those. I mean, clearly none of you guys have seen a fucking lady naked. Fucking I'm already an incognito.

Here we go. Perfectly fuckable nipples. None of those look very fuckable. They just look like nipples Well that's a cunt right there You failed me again Well Lemon I think you can probably construct

The scenario from here Okay The firm titted gal burying her solid Melons deep inside her partner's Own plush pillows And from there Bouncing about her solid melons deep inside her partner's own plush pillows. No. I can't. You've lost me. And from there, bouncing about till orgasm hits

and loses. Bong! Bong! Which could be coupled with a sudden heavy expression of milk from the firm-boobed one, the white stuff erupting from her lover's tits,

leaving a few cup-sizers bigger after the fact. Is this a Skyrim mod? I like it when my tits streak milk. You're hungry. Now, I think you can probably construct the scenario from here. The firm kid, oh, yeah, it's there. It's fantastical. It's unique. It's fun. It's blah blah.

There's no risk of pregnancy. Unless you wanted to have boob babies. Boob babies help make our dreams come true. Wake me up from this dream. This is confusing. Those guys are little. Which might be fun in of itself but in which

case you'd probably want your lover doing the breastfeeding afterwards so uh chance the rapper um uh i noticed that you have uh you know like like everyone else on this forum you have uh you know uh some fetishes, some favorites, some yeses, and maybe some no's. Could you just tell me about just the ones that you wrote in yourself? Yeah, sure. So in terms of fave, I have bookmarked, I do my

best to note people when I track them. If you're tracking me, send a note my way too, won't you? Nope. That's my fave as well. Yeah, that's good. So we're gonna skip past that to self-cleavage diving, which is, I love it when a pair is big enough you can put your own head down

and completely surround your head with them, and when you're big enough that your whole body gets trapped between them, double the luck. How does your whole body get trapped? I love it that that's written from a place of experience. Like he's saying, ah yes I remember my first girlfriend.

She disappeared into her own tits and was never heard from again. Well I like how he had to write in breast play. Well yeah, so let me explain breast play to you. Oh okay. Pay attention to his nipples. Oh. Oh yeah you bitch!

Tweak them, massage them, kiss them. Before you know it, breasts will rise up under them. And you show you those attention to ellipsis. Well, your hands are going to become very full indeed. See, I think that's... He'll do the full job if you just tweak. Well, next up is an existential question.

Cock or balls? Can't have both? So this may be odd. This may be odd, but I usually prefer focused expansion on either one over the other. Either the cock is swelling larger with the balls staying the same

or the cock remains unchanged while those balls fill and swell bigger and bigger with their produce. They're perfect. Alright, just tell me about some other faves. I want to just bang through a couple more faves that you got, please. Yeah, sure. Disappropriationism. Growing together. Impossibly productive.

Male breast expansion. Room filling. Unusual breast kinks. Unusual species. Breast nipple play. Breast nipple worship. Breast growth. Breast smothering. Breeding. Cockball filling. Unusual breast kinks. Unusual species. Breast nipple play. Breast nipple worship. Breast growth. Breast smothering.

Breeding. Cockball growth. Cockballs worship. Cuddling. Cum inflation. Cum inflation. Exotic species. Extreme pregnancy.

Food play. Humor comedy. Hyperballs. Insects. Eragnans. Kissing. Lactation. Large balls.

Large breasts. Macro brawls. Neck. Macro breasts. Mammals. Marine animals. Multiple breasts. Nightclubs. Bars. Nipple penetration. potions, injection, pregnancies, reptiles,

ricks of pregnancy, uh, romance, size, distance, one to three feet or size difference, micro macro, small breast, stomach bulging, tick fucking, tomboys, and of course, Xeno slash aliens. So, okay. Okay. You've really got me hot. You got me really, really hot and i'm almost ready to pop there could you tell me your top yes uh genuine affection

oh i'm so sorry chance no no guys guys guys guys i'm really disappointed here because uh this user here um what's his name? Chance Tessio. No opinion on World of Warcraft. I know, right? No opinion on World of Warcraft. I'm so confused. That seems impossible.

So he's obviously into, like, breasts bigger than Jupiter, but he's also into insects, reptiles, birds, and amphibians. None of these things have boobs. Man, fuck you. But that's because he's also a yes on oviposition. Yeah, you can put all that stuff on boobs. Fuck on your boobs. But do you know what he's a distinct no on?

What's that? Realistic war. Makes sense. Gross. And forced to nudity. Yeah, told you. This. And forced to nudity. Yeah, told you. This guy doesn't like nudity. All right. So, yeah. So, F Plus readers, F Plus listeners, thanks so much for sticking through this.

And I think that you need a reward. So, that's cool because we're going to be going to the next section, which is called, This is the Gross Section. is called this is the gross section this is the gross section none of this before none of this before I think I'm almost completely numb now

so I think we're ready end me someone end me I'm a no one ending so we're just going to go into the prehensile Cox section Mr. Adam Bozarth Will you tell me about Banana Butt please

My name's Donnie Hoofer And my thread is called Banana Butt Naughty little Doe fag hair looking for males who want to tease and torture me. Would love forced wedding or messing, such as filling my butt with bananas or marshmallows. At least it's not applesauce. Or fitting me with a catheter.

Open to other ideas along these lines as well. Really important. So either, yeah? What are your opinions on World of Workout? fitting me with a catheter. Open to other ideas along these lines as well. Really important. What are your opinions on World of Warcraft? I'm going to have to look. Let's find out. Donnie Hooper has no opinion on World of Warcraft. But my fave

is my small junk. I love it when a bigger guy compares sizes. Having my junk made fun of is a huge fave. But I'm a no on rudeness. What? And it wouldn't be rude for somebody to say your dick is small. Well, that is a mighty small dick you got there.

Why did I buy this Borderlands DLC? Wax play? Oh, okay. So this... What the fuck is that for me? Oh, Sheep and Goats. Great. Fantastic. I don't want to read this. Yes, you do.

He's going to give it to someone else. No, I'm not going to give it to somebody else because I don't want to hear it either. Hey, is everybody on Xbox Live? Hell yeah. I am, yeah, sure. My name is lowercase x, lowercase x, capital X, cell 90397, lowercase x, lowercase x, capital X, cell 90397, lowercase x, lowercase x, Gant.

You forgot the space or the underscore. Oh, I sure did. Anyway, does anybody have an Xbox 306? Or am I the only one? That was the prototype. Will, if you do try to add me, carrot, carrot, my is GamerTage, is

XX, the capitals that I said before, that I'll hope I see you all. And yes, A by LOL.

In case you were wondering, that user also is a big fan of Second Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. And it's the same URL, so you can go ahead and visit that. That'll be great. Just so the listener knows, when I said we're going to this is the gross section, I perused that and then I skipped over all of them because holy shit, I have limits too. Okay.

Okay. Oh, there we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go oh there we go Here we go, here we go, here we go Poor Tex What do you want from me? What do you want? I just want you to read a thread, that's all I just want you to read a thread on this website

Alright So we are in obscene boundaries Good, good I'm glad this is happening Looking for RP male ex-female. And what do you got there? Female hyena kitty is your living tissue. Sneezy fetish.

Hi, anime sweating there. Out of all the kinks on this site, I have not seen one fellow sneeze fetishist, and I feel so alone. Upset anime face. Yay! Hooray. I was hoping that perhaps there could be a role play between my character, Danielle, and a handsome man about my age. Nope. I was hoping that I could be his

servant or personal maid who does whatever her master asks of her. This includes him using my clothes and tail as a tissue for whenever he is sick. Well, that's not... It's clothes and tail. I mean, I thought you were living tissue.

I'm not going to use your shirt. That's not nearly degrading enough. No, not at all. Or suffering from allergies or any other thing that could induce sneezing. What he doesn't know is that I get a bit hot and bothered when he

sneezes in the same room as me. I'm sure you keep that real. I'm sure nobody can figure that out. Everybody has to know. Except for the entire world. Poor Tax. But more importantly, how do you feel about World of Warcraft?

Let's find out. What is my thoughts on World of Warcraft? How do you feel about World of Warcraft? Let's see. I don't say anything about World of Warcraft? Uh, let's see. Dave. Oh, I don't say anything about World of Warcraft. Fuck this. That's not true. Oh, wait, no, okay. Sorry. Sorry, no.

I hate... This is the metric upon which you shall be judged. I hate lots of things. I hate moogles. I hate lactation. I hate genital torture. I hate lactation. I hate genital torture. I hate swallowing vomit and tail pulling and urethra

play and vaginal fisting. But perhaps the thing I hate most of all is that fucking blizzard disaster World of Warcraft. Oh no. World of Warcraft?

World of Warcraft? That's equally as bad as scat torture. I hate weight loss and weight gain as well. Just don't weigh anything. I hate virginity, chastity, and anal virginity. I think that's my favorite part about F-List.

F-List is like, you know, you're probably into most of this shit, so fuck it. Everything is a positive unless you just straight up reject it. Yeah, I mean, why would you bother putting steampunk in your faves? We know. You don't need to write that down. He's into underwear and vampires and vanilla sex. You know, like sneeze all over Cat's tail. And ice.

She's into ice. Achilles Healy. Oh, yeah. Man, that wombat is fucking sexy as hell. So your name's Doc Helix, and you wanted to share some thoughts. You just have some sort of, some random sexual thoughts that you wanted to share with us. Just some general stuff that

turns you on. Would you share those with us, please? Uh, yeah. So, uh, you know. Alright, this is where mode blue slash red roll. This is where all the odd change may happen. One.

Okay. This roll lets Dr. Helix work his own magic, adding or taking away what you're missing. What? Two. Your tongue transforms into a cock. Hey, cat, got your what? Nope, that can't happen.

No, that can't happen. That's okay. If you roll a two. I'm not missing having a tongue cock. I'm not missing that for my life. Have you had a tongue cock? You know that you're missing something, right? I mean, you just haven't been able to pin down what it is. I feel like tongue cock should not be the first guess.

Yeah, roll yourself a Tungcock. Um, three. You grow a prehensile tail. That will come in handy. Tungcock. To avoid predators like the sexual kind. I hate this. I hate everything about this.

Why? No, it's great. Yeah, roll it. This is just human sexuality. Yeah, it's beautiful sexuality It's beautiful It's a beautiful spectrum This is what happens when we get rid of sex ed Yeah It's a beautiful thing I mean you would never learn

That with a four your tail grows A sheath penis on the end Don't poke your eye out Wait A sheath on my... No, fuck you, Bozarth. You get to accept this. I'm just trying to figure out how it works if you don't already have a tail.

What? Just as a cock grow out of your back? Yeah. You still have a tail bone. People have them. Maybe your penis grows another penis on it. That makes sense, right? Hey, Achilles, I've got a 20-sided die right here, and I just rolled

a 9. What do I get? Your sex is changed to a cloaca. Someone say cluck clucker, chirp chirp. You don't need to do that. No, I really do. I got a 15. Oh, yeah? Armadillo, keep

them rolling. Wait. I didn't, but... I got a 15. Oh, yeah? Armadillo. Keep them rolling. What? Wait. I didn't, but... Does Armadillo show up? Keep them. I just get an Armadillo. Keep them. Lemon was lying earlier.

He actually rolled an 18. Don't look back. Keep driving. Okay. Keep them rolling. Keep them rolling. Wait, buddy. I got an 18.

Got an 18. Oh, oh. What does the fox say? You should know that you have the face of one. I hate you. Yeah. I grossed myself out. Well, I'm going to actually just roll one more here.

I got a 13. 13 looks like. Beaver tail slapping fun right here. I am a sexual monstrosity now. Oh, man, I rolled a 20. What did I get? You may roll again or choice your own change

or flip the change onto Doc Helix. Alright, I'm gonna change Doc Helix into an armadillo. Keep him rolling! Wait, is he your armadillo then? Yep. My little pervert armadillo. Keep them rolling! Wait, is he your armadillo then? Yep. I just have a regular die, and I just got a six, so I think I'm safe.

Oh, no, no, no. You seem to be growing more boobs the more boobs the merrier. How boobs was she? All boobs. How boobs was she? All boobs. Coming close to the end here, but I want to tell you that the F-List is not just a place for fetishes.

It is also a place, you know, for positive steps in your life. Bunny Bread, what do you want to talk about here? Hey, guys. How's it going? Hi. Hi. I'm Leo Draconis. So, uh, I'm looking for some employment. What are you laughing at, Achilles?

Oh, no, no, no. This is the right place, right time. All right. Okay, great. All right. I'm looking for long-term employment in St. Louis. Oh, no. Stop right there.

You're hired. You're hired. All right. You're hired. I like talking about myself, so shut up, for fuck's sake. I think my fetishes speak for themselves. I only employ people who are into cum milking. How do you feel about that?

Well, hello. How do you do? I'm looking for long-term employment in St. Louis, under the name Hakimba Firehawk. I have much managerial experience and would prefer a salaried

managerial position. Oh, okay. Absolutely, absolutely. I will absolutely put somebody on the fucking F list to a manager he wants a managerial position a salaried one so I presume you have a whole bunch

of professional experience what's your work experience I also have experience in DJing, dancing escorting, and security salary they paid me for that contact me in world and security. Salary. They paid me for that.

Contact me in world or email me at my contact email or IM me on and I am to be first in the mention the F list in this thread in your email and then I'll ignore it. So fuck you. Thank you. Have a nice day. F list.

So I'm going to need to know what your thoughts are on a very fat partner. I don't feel shit about World of Warcraft. Why does everybody keep asking me that? Well, that's great. Welcome to the salary position at this company. As you know, you're going to be the executive in charge of crotch sniffing. Right, right. Of course. So here, just sit right over here at your crotch sniffing. Right, right. Of course.

So here, just sit right over here at your crotch sniffing desk. Oh, thank you. Because I'm assuming you're fine with that, right? You like crotch sniffing, right? Yeah, it's okay. This will do. All right. It's not quite a crotch, though, I've noticed.

You have a crotch I can have as my actual desk? Jack Chick, can you read the reply to this thread? Yeah, no, I'm happy happy to so let me just read this I don't know why you're laughing I'm reading the reply that's because it's very good as it turns out posting on the F-list forums

Looking for a job Not the best of ideas Leo did you get a job yet I would never expect The ones that have responses and the ones that don't have responses I feel like I'm having a difficult time Figuring out the sort of internal logic Well here's how it works

If you post anything no replies But if you post what's another name for cum? Every reply. Okay. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. How big is a butt when it's too big?

And closing out this doc, Jester has been nice enough to provide us with a list of titles. This is a list of actual titles from the F-List forum. So, Achilles Heeles, if you'll start us off here. The ins and outs of rimming! Love Girl Cum? There's a new channel for that. Looking for a epic story

mixed with lots of cum-based magic. Cum-based magic? My cat's litter box might be pregnant! Is that actually magic? I guess box might be pregnant Is that actually magic? I guess it might be Might be What's magic?

And daddy I can't breathe with your butt on my face I would imagine you can't breathe with most butts on your face Is your daddy's butt special in some way? It's my fave Adam, what do you have? Hello, I will love you with my butt. Hello,

I will love you with my butt. I can't breathe. Feet loving feet. Feet loving feet. Loving feet. Loving feet. Loving feet. Loving feet.

Loving feet. Socks! Socks! Socks! Come for with reform. Does the come for reform me? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay. You've been reformed by the come for reform me? Mm-hmm. You've been reformed by the come for. Just another squirm in the butt. Buddy Red, what do you have? I'm just a lonely mega Mewtwo X hoping to find a girlfriend.

Nope. Hyperpreg.exe? You sure you want to open that on your computer? Why? Are you sure you really need all the cum? I love big dicks and I surely lied. Nudist camp RP nudist colony

this is the nudist camp around it's not a nudist camp it's the most nude camp so nude so good damn don't fuck with that camp they so nude Don't need clothes

Jack Chick what do you have New guy open for boobs Or whatever That sounds like me That sounds like me going to... Scientific experimentation. No, you definitely hit the ceiling on that. Okay, yeah.

Less than that. Did you plug in a fuzz box or something? Blues explosion! Cow lepidores mureus great gently. What? What the fuck does that... What? Cow leopard Taurus Great gently What? What the fuck does that What? How did you misspeak the only word in that sentence?

It's pretty obvious Cow leopard Taurus Moo-res Moo-res Moo-roos Moo-roos Fuck it, crime wise On A&E Razz, gently. Razz. Roo's. Roo. Fuck it, crime wives.

On A&E. Pregnancy. I thought it was A&E. Also on A&E. Pregnancy. And then, and then, and then. And then we're going to bring it back here. Yep.

Anyone in the UK? Yeah, all of us. Anyone in the UK? Yeah, all of us Anyone in the Uck? Possibly all of them I don't know This isn't quite up there Extremely baby play Okay, that's fine Somebody's walking away

What else you got? I WANT BALLS! Who's that? Where do you get them? Sort of find. Don't dare sell those balls. Balls. How do I find the Balateria?

The Combinator? The classic movie, really. James Cameron directing. Come with me if you want the juice. Come with me. If you want to come with me. Hi, I'm into that too. I'm Dave Helding from before remember And uh

Condom transformation role play Before we find out what we learned I noticed that While we were going through all of these pages Achilles Heeles You were compiling some specific data on these users, right? Well, yeah, that's true. I just, you know, I'm really interested in statistics.

And while I didn't, I wasn't able to gather that, I got some nice categories for everyone. So we have probably the worst cumshot size, and that is a realistic slash normal. We have probably the worst cumshot size, and that is a realistic slash normal. Wait, you mean like, you mean vapor wasn't a choice? So does every user profile have cumshot size? Just the, well, ones with dicks, I think, and vagina semen. You know, the next one is semi-realistic so we're getting there

after that it varies just can't give you a good guarantee and then we're starting to get into the good stuff we've got a few gallons a few gallons four or five gallons so let me let me ask you guys this in the room A few! A few gallons! Four or five gallons. Four! Just a couple gallons.

So let me ask you guys this in the room. Have any of you ever had to pour out a two-gallon jug of, like, water or milk or anything like that? What, lifetime accumulation or what? No, in general, just like... Just the milk belongs in this drain. No. I gotta pour out this two-gallon jug. Yeah, I'm totally no brain. When you do that, you're standing over the sink for, like, a minute and a half. Yeah, I'm Conan O'Brien. When you do that, you're standing

over the sink for like a minute and a half. Oh yeah, now think about two of them through your penis. Alright, alright, well we're getting to the fun stuff. We've got excessive slash liters to gallons. And then, my very favorite,

infinite slash endless. Infinite! Forever come! It started before you were born. We are made of starges. I'm a starge. What did we learn from this episode?

I don't know. Oh, I should have said... The thing I learned is that the most common... What would we like from this episode? I don't know. Oh, I should have said... The thing I learned is that the most common... What would we like to forget? The most common cumshot size is excessive slash liters of gallons. I did learn that. I'm so drunk at this point, I have no fucking idea what's going on. So that's a good thing.

I'm not even turned off. I'm just confused. You know? I just don't... There's? Like, I just don't... Well, there's something about this I just don't understand, and it's because it's all about the bestiality aspect of furries.

I just... It's a hurdle I haven't intellectually jumped, and it makes everything gross. No, it's true. Well, it doesn't... Yeah, because at some point, your brain just sort of, like, just powers down

and just refuses to process those words into something that exists in the world. Well, it's not even that. It's a lot more like, as a human who has had sex, I understand that none of this is anything remotely close to sex. La-di-da! Yeah, it feels like somebody made a video game out of sex. Somebody putting all their hairs over here! Yeah, suck it, Bunny Bread. I've actually of sex. Somebody putting on airs over here. Yeah, suck it, BunnyBread. I've actually had sex.

Damn it! What was it like? I've given a chick the full two inches. Yeah. It was the best 15 seconds of her life, let me tell you. Poor Tax says something here, probably about pokemon or something like that yeah it's a bunch of people one-upping themselves on their own imaginations too so yeah that was my question do you think that they're that they're doing this to themselves like are they causing their own

glacial shift like like into okay so you don't think that this is some sort of like they're not victims here i don't think this is a societal problem at all like i don't think that this is some sort of like... They're not victims here. I don't think this is a societal problem at all. Like, I don't think that there's... Do you think that this... Do you think that sometimes this site serves as like a wake-up call for the people that are in that? Do you think somebody's like, I'm going to go to my favorite site, F-list. And then they read a post and they're like, oh, Jesus, I can't. I can't participate in this.

I honestly don't know what would serve as an epiphany for them at this point. Because they've seen so much that they got boners to. And then suddenly what was the thing that finally was just a hair too far for them, exactly? Yeah, but Lemon, I'm just going to point out that men going their own way is a thing that happens. Oh, that's a good point. No, you're right. No? There's a lot of parallels to be made.

One thing I wanted to say is I would like to, I know we joke about these people being virgins and most of them must be but uh i do want to see like what's i would love to hear what the actual like people who do have like regular sex lives who are on that site actually like how it how it uh how they separate that i guess like why why are they on this site but also having regular sex like what is there a fun part to it that a normal healthy person could have but there's the guy who's having sex with his wife but his wife also doesn't have doorbells on her tits in lieu of nipples

I would imagine there would be like a lot of sort of dutiful cursory sex followed by like silence and then a four hour fight god damn it why don't you have antlers? The website is always THEFPL.US

Our forum is Ball Pit and you can join it. If I'm a yes on ball sniffing and ball snuffing, where do I go? You should join clubs. You should join dot clubs for both of those things. And goodbye.

Goodbye. Dot, dot. Bye. You know guys So my name is Gummy Bear What's up Gummy Bear Yeah hi My fetish is In womb impregnation

Which is Having a child Inside the mother's womb Being fertile enough To be in If we yell loud enough Having a child inside the mother's womb being fertile enough to be impregnated. Oh! Stop! If we yell loud enough, this hasn't happened.

Yeah. It's fertile enough. To be impregnated before being born. No! God damn it. No! You see, it's also a shape-shifting penis. Oh, okay.

Somebody murder Jack Chick. Yo, dog. I heard you like pregnant girls. So we put a pregnant girl inside a pregnant girl. Uh, penetrate in the fallopian... Until the fall goes.