The F Plus - 241: DRUGS!

Episode Date: January 26, 2017

Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the best way to go rollerblading. This week, The F Plus is your salvia...vation. (edit point)

Oh, hey, Lemon, I think I have one that you may not already have. What's that? Fantastic breasts and where to fuck them. I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe. But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and... Welcome to the F Plus Podcast. Terrible things running through your veins. In the room tonight, we have Lemon. I don't know what it is, but when I'm with my boyfriend,

I love messing my pussy in on my nipples. It's fucking ironic. Jimmy Franks. Be safe, play safe, and swim will be around enjoying life to the edge. Mr. Jack Chick. Katie, is that quote from the TV show My So-Called Life? Don't ask me where that came from. Frank West.

My dog is feeling a bit tired today. If he smokes a bowl or two of Vindica tonight, will it help or hinder his fever? Wait, now you need a sample dog. And Boots Reingear. I found myself listening to world music the other day when I took DXM, and I loved it.

Many of the songs were African and had a very strong beat. I could not understand a word that was being sung. Oh, fuck you, Phil Collins. I ended up boogieing around my kitchen with my vacuum cleaner as my dance partner, having a wonderful time. How are you the worst person in the whole episode? How'd you do that? Really opened my eyes up to other cultures. I really feel like I could bless the rains down in Africa. Heroin is so passing Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Hey, F+. Hey, Boots. Hi, Boots. Do you guys want to step out for a quick bump? Yeah. Yeah. What are you step out for a quick bump? Yeah. What are you holding?

What am I holding? I'm holding a website. Oh. You're holding the entire, like, the server or, like, a laptop? I'm holding a document here. I only do booty bumps, so how am I going to get a website in my butt? Well, I'm glad you asked. You'd be surprised, Jimmy Franks.

I got a website here called drugs-forum.com It's been around since 2001. It's got a lot of shit on it. What sort of forum is drugs-forum.com? It's a drugs forum of shit on it. What sort of forum is drugs-forum.com? It's a drugs forum.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, so if you want helpful advice or unhelpful advice about drugs, it's a really good place to go. Like prescription drugs? Yeah. Run by doctors? Healthcare is a hot-button issue right now. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, actually, if you go to the

Drugs Forum Index, which I'll show you here, you can see all of the drugs that are covered in the site. On all of these links are sub-forums. Wow. Yikes. I see they accept Bitcoin. That's helpful.

Yeah. That's a lot of posts. The opiates and opioids section is moderated by Gradient and Smeg. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Smeg is pretty prolific. You post a lot.

And if we weren't already on a government watch list before this show, we are now. We are. Don't worry about that. I'm surprised that the Earthquake Ecstasy Forum isn't more popular. This doc was provided to us by Megacreps Inepta and Boots Reingear. Oh, hey! I like that guy. Thanks, Megacreps Inepta

and Boots Reingear. He does good docs. Yeah. And the first thing I have is for Lemon. Oh, okay. uh lemon you're you're randall seed you got a question for us hey y'all my name is randall c i'm a newbie here um yes i'm over here on the euphoric body sex and drugs um do any females find this fun with there as in a location boyfriends? Lots of punctuation. So my friend GF is into this new fetish

where she likes to humiliate her BF's penis after she does meth. Oh. Hmm. She likes the fact that he shrinks to an infant state. Honey, the meth shrunk my penis. So she not only finds it a turn on, but enjoys seeing her BS reaction to seeing it in this state.

Do any other girls feel this way? Subtext, whoop whoop ninja. I don't think there's a lot of overlap between juggalos and meth. And meth addicts? No, you're right, I'm wrong. Oh, no. Jack Chick, your poppy? I'm sorry, but I had to lol at this one. Simply at the image of her hunched over her cowering boyfriend's lip dick and humiliating his manhood because he can't get or stay hard on math.

For some reason, I find that thought amusing, mostly because of the very real connection between a man's ability to perform sexually and his psyche and sense of self. As for your honest and forthright question, I can't really answer it as I am single, but I don't think I could bring myself to humiliate someone for the sexual care. Don't get me wrong. I know a few women who are more than willing to mentally and physically abuse their men as a show of dominance, power, and sexuality. And I know more than a few men who also get off on that kind of treatment. So not me, but a friend of mine. You wouldn't know him.

His name's Moppy. Moppy, yes, that's it. But knowing that man's sexuality, man's masculinity, dare I say even identity, is so closely linked to his penis and its size, shape, and ability to come through when needed, I just couldn't risk really hurting his feelings just to get off sexually. Maybe I'm just a square. LOL! Boring. I guess you're probably still single. And Randall sees back with more insight. Yeah, so it's very odd.

My friend loves the rush of a pretty girl seeing this, and because it's while on drugs, he has the confidence to try it. It has an insane effect on him. So she pantsed him once in front of another girlfriend, and he described the two of them looking while he stood in front of them, underwear-less like a drug. Moderator, can we move this to another forum? What forum would you want

this in? Do you just want this stickied? Is that what you want? Dear Penhouse, I never thought it would happen to me. I should point out that the third-person talk is all very intentional because one of the site rules is not to incriminate yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Swim, someone who is not me.

Yeah, that shows up. And then in more recent comments, if somebody says swim, they get berated for not being good enough at diverting attention away from themselves. Sure, no, yeah. it berated for not being good enough at diverting attention away from themselves. Sure, I want to stay one step ahead. Really smart and good. Yeah.

He was shocked how horny his GF was to side effect. It might be because eventually it wears off, but even she enjoys playing with it. She likes knowing a secret while out with others and the buildup that comes while waiting for him to get home

to expose a good-looking guy's tiny penis. It's just how young people have fun. Right, no. That's a really millennial thing. We like Instagram and Shrinky Dicks. So, okay, so his turn-on is having his girlfriend

spontaneously expose him in public places? No, his turn-on is his friend having his friend's girlfriend expose him. But it's also her turn on as stated in the first post

Well, you know what? I wish these kids the best of luck because if they can't make it, there's no hope for the rest of us Yeah, yeah, yeah If true love can't get along what hope the rest of us have It's just nice that they found each other So meth sounds

fun right yeah let's let's see what other experiences we can find around here jimmy franks you're uh you're you're playing around with some ethnobotanicals here i have uh that okay uh hey uh okay hey um this is alpha i'm a productive insomniac administrator from the netherlands of course you are um quite some years ago i was experimenting with st john's caps st john's worth caps Yeah. When ingesting 10 times the advised dose of it, colors would become brighter and my mood was lifted. In intensity, I could compare it with 25 milligrams of MDMA.

So a light but pleasurable high with no side effects. Note that since it is unclear to what extent the MAO inhibiting effect of St. John's Worth goes, I always refrain from other stimulants, fungosaur, other possible hazards while doing this.

Do any... Fungosaur, that's a Pokemon, right? Fungosaur. Fungosaur. Do any of you have experience with this? Did you just take a shitload of St. John's Wort and pretend like you were high because of it? Yep. Okay. No,load of St. John's wort and pretend like you were high because of it?

Yep. Okay. No, I took St. John's worth. That's what it said on the bottle. St. John's worth. He didn't want to incriminate himself in case the feds got onto him for his St. John's wort ring. They were camping out in the Walgreens. Yeah. They were camping out in the Walgreens.

I'm just imagining this fucking guy with white dreads and a goddamn Rasta cap going, Hey man, I got the good stuff. Hey, hey, come on guys. St. John's Worth is a herb that has been proven to be just as effective as an antidepressant as Prozac. You can buy the concentrated form in any drugstore. Has been proven. So my name here is Brooklyn718. Rosak, you can buy the concentrated form in any drugstore. That has been proven. Yeah. So my name here is Brooklyn718. Due to my curiosity on this post, I tried the 10x dose.

I never had done X or E in my life, but it'll tell you that the effects are what I believe E is like. Low dose of it, anyhow. Okay, okay. So first of all, first of all, you think X and E are two different things. Yep. Correct. But the E that you're imagining is exactly like taking a bunch of, like, I don't know. Of St. John's wort.

St. John's wort, okay. Yeah. Sorry, St. John's wort. I had 10x the dose of a.9 milligram extract. The first hour I wasn't paying attention, I guess, and thought it was not working. Then I made contact with a family member I admit to being frustrated

with and get angry at daily because of his lying and basic neglect. I had uncovered a lie immediately and began to flare up. Okay, okay. You know what's good for that? St. John's Wort. Yeah.

Helping out the inflamed areas. And as I was getting into my common state of rage... State of rage is so common. Yeah. Something swept over me. A calmness. I tired to fight it as I forgot about taking the St. John's wort, but I saw the hurt that the other individual was feeling,

and I was in a normal state. I even felt a closeness and sympathy for this person. I then had a shot of espresso, which lacked stimulant quality at the time, but increased my well-being. Espresso was espresso with ecstasy in it. my well-being. Espresso was espresso with ecstasy in it.

Boy, howdy. Let me just go get high on St. John's Worth and espresso. I knew I was inebriated ten minutes later. I had wailed to a grocery store to buy something to eat. It's dark outside and the walk there seemed normal. When I first walked inside, I felt something was different. As I walked down the Isles, I recall the serial boxes were screaming at me.

The colors were glaring and poking out in astounding form. Okay, so you're fully tripping then. Okay. In general, my visual perception was changed. I felt only slight intoxication. i would say equal to a small bong hit but the experience felt which i have also never taken

i felt as ease with those around me and my mind was calm as i would attribute to two milligrams of xanax i'm usually stung out because of financial problems, and I knew my anxiety isn't from a chemical imbalance. It's from a chemical imbalance. It's an imbalance of non-chemicals. Mm, mm. Simply from life stress. I left the store feeling light, but not lightheaded.

As I walked, I had an effect which reminded me of my first cannabis experiences. I perceived my legs as my child legs. Maybe. Wait, what? Maybe from when I was 10 or so, they just smelled small and tender. I was experiencing cramps all day from work up until this point. So you're having flashbacks to when you were 10 and you were super high?

Or he's getting cramps in his child legs. Yeah. Which. His vestigial child legs. Yeah. beginging to increase slowly due to previous espresso shot. I smoked a cigarette on the way home and did not feel dizzy from it. I only felt euphoria, which was odd because I do not attribute nicotine to euphoria. I think that it

causes more anxiety than euphoria. Guys, I'm worried about Brooklyn 718. Maybe we should call 911 because he has smoked a cigarette, he has had a cup of coffee, and he has taken an over-the-counter herbal remedy. We're here for you, man.

This is an intervention. I just want to make sure he's okay. I take lecithin and a few smart products daily for memory and thought process. Currently do not do drugs. I mean, yeah. He's gone to the limit right there.

He's seen the edge of the chasm. Yeah, man, I used to do drugs but I had a real bad experience once in the grocery store. Including alcohol besides nicotine for three months. I am experienced with a world of drugs

and am familiar with the differences between placebo and real effects. Absolutely. No, he takes the real aloe vera. Ooh, mentholiptus, you say? Have you tried rubbing the aloe between your toes? It's the best. This is not placebo.

I am feeling it right now. I notice it is slightly difficult for me to type, and Seinfeld is even more appealing than usual. Huh. Huh. You know, I bet I bet one of these data scientists Could check out the correlation Between Seinfeld's popularity

And the introduction of St. John's Oh my god, it tracks! The two lines are touching each other! My thought process is almost a machine, since I have been using smart products for months. But right now I notice my mind cannot work like it has been, i.e. recalling youthful experiences is almost impossible. On the smart products I recall new memories each day that had been stored away.

This drug in large doses is perfect to keep around the house for emergencies. Do not give this guy a Hall's cough drop. It'd be like a Class A drug for this guy. And then it got a defeat and just immediately starts playing. Yeah, the walls melt.

You are now in the halls of medicine. Listen to what the flower people say. If there is a stressful family event or other life difficulty, I would recommend this over an intoxicating drug. People will know something is wrong with you if you are high strung because this will work that far. I cannot feel anything except positive feelings when I try. Hey, babe, you want to just sit around and watch some Seinfeld? Are you on the St. John's Worth again?

Ariana, no. I told you I quit that shit. The shoehorn and the Sopranos references. Yep, yep. All right, we're going to move on. The ghost of Montreth has been haunting us through this recording and has somehow provided us with this link that Frank West is going to read. Oh, boy. Thanks, Montreth.

Thanks, Montreth. I don't even understand how you think shit when you're not here, but okay. I am Nicky Threepin. How to use a vape to smoke meth.

Nicky Threepin. How to use a vape to smoke meth. Nikki. Nikki. Okay, so first of all, you're going to need to liquefy your meth. At which point, you've kind of smoked your meth. Oh, this should be a Nikki howl. Edit point. Edit point. Good job. Now it's in.

Edit point. Just see how we can put more emphasis on that joke. I was going to say edit point so you can cut that out and frame it and make it the first joke. Hanging that joke on the wall. Dear Ninja Tweakers. Oh, great. Dear Ninja Tweakers Oh great Heya I just got a Kangertech vape And would really like to know a Kangertech

Vape You remember the White men can't jump hats Oh yeah It's those but vapes Oh And would really like to know exactly what ratio of meth to e-juice I should use, and

if I should stick to the use and dispose OCC, or change the cotton in the coil every time I finish a tank of meth and e-juice? Also, what wattage should I keep it at, and should I mix it in the atomizer, or straight mix...

Should I mix it in the atomizer straight, or mix it in a separate bottle for easy refill? Help, I need to know more info ASAP. So you're like putting the meth in the vape juice and like swirling it around? Like holistic medicine meth? It's like cooking. I love smoking from glass bongs, so yeah, this is going to be a major change. Yeah.

It's not going to work very well. I'm doing it to be healthy. I tried today with a mix using three milligrams nicotine, butterscotch, and meth crushed into powder and sprinkled into the tank directly. I just like that.

You know what the problem with smoking meth is? It's not flavored like butterscotch. There's not enough butterscotch. This is the scene in Willy Wonka that they cut out. Butterscotch tastes like meth. The meth berries taste like meth berries. It was okay, but I got the head buds and blurred vision

compared to the usual speedy clear as Starlight High I usually get and love for my glass water bong. Am I doing something wrong? Yes, meth. You're doing meth wrong. All right, moving on. Fairness, no, she's not doing meth.

Yeah. Moving on, my name's Rajah0113, and I got a question. What's that? Please, can you tell me what my uncle is doing? Probably meth. My uncle lives... Wait, what was that again? Can you read the title again?

Please, can you tell me what drug my uncle is doing? I left out a word, so... It's the game show! Fun for the whole family! Please, can you tell me what my drug... Every theme song is Spanish Flea. Fun for the whole family. Please, can you tell me what my drug might be? Every theme song is Spanish flea. Yep.

Should be. You hear that, Hollywood? In a just world, it would be. All right. My Uncle Losa by Grandpa has a decent job, but no money. He leaves in the middle of the night when he gets texts or phone calls and returns shortly. He goes into his room and you can hear a lighter flicking throughout the night. He doesn't smoke cigarettes or weed.

But he does smoke meth. He will also come down and turn the stove on and shortly go back up to his room. He is up all the time and throughout the night. When I went into his room, there was a bunch of black soot on his nightstands and the floor. There's lotto tickets, tweezers, and fingernail clippers also on the table. And there's black soot smudge marks all on the wall and by the light switch. My God, what a mystery. What could it be? And Lemon, you're Potter?

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, we got to solve this. We got to have an entire BBC series yeah. No, we gotta solve this. We gotta have an entire BBC series where we get to the bottom of this. Well, first off, Boots, what was your post rated? Oh, so I need to explain this.

Drugs-forum.com has a rating system where people can review each individual post, and it will show up there with a red, yellow, or green star and a comment to it. And this star was rated yellow with the comment, please don't clutter up the forums with questions no one can answer.

And the comments are all, the ratings and comments are all anonymous. Oh, my God. Wow. There's a whole lot of policing on the drugs forum. That's surprising. Yay. So, my name's Porter. Oh, boy.

And you're a 36-year-old female from the United States. Right. My name's Potter, and I'm a 36-year-old female from the United States. You know what's wrong. Anyway. So, it sounds like he plays with fire, buys lotto tickets, and trims his nails.

I really can't imagine anyone could use anything in your post to point to a specific drug, let alone any drug. Go ask him if you want to know. There's nothing here. There's nothing anyone here can tell you. Come on now. I smoke weed,

Vikes, Kratom, and Addies, and I'm not new to this shit myself. If I knew how to upload pictures on here, I could show you. It's definitely something like heroin. Especially with the black soot.

Yeah, the up all night, I think, really points to heroin, absolutely. He's got so much energy, he just can't stop cleaning the house. It's definitely something like heroin, especially with the black soot finger smudges on the wall and the light switch. I just don't know 100%. Is the mystery ever solved? No.

He never finds out. You never know. And we got a similar issue with a family member happening here. Jimmy Franks. Okay. You're Miss Duncan. Yeah. I am.

Help, please. I'm not sure if this is the correct thread for my questions, but my 15-year-old son came home with some popcorn the other day. I believe it may contain some type of illegal drug. I say this because it smells like chemicals and he won't tell me who he got

the popcorn from. All he will say is that a kid from school gave it to him. The popcorn looks like regular butter popcorn. And it The popcorn looks like regular butter popcorn. And it smells and tastes like regular butter popcorn. No, no, but it smells like a strong chemical or something. Mint or tea tree.

It's just not right. My mother tasted the popcorn and said that she couldn't get the taste out of her mouth. Now, I did some research online and found that you can make popcorn with weed, but it doesn't smell like it at all. Now, I know what weed smells like. You mean like mint? So, my question is, if weed is cooked with popcorn, would there be a smell?

And if so, can it be covered up with some types of chemicals or is it something else I'm not aware of? So why would you have weed popcorn? That would be such a waste of weed! And popcorn! Lemon?

And popcorn! Lemon? She did mention that the kid is 15. Okay. That still seems like... Because 15-year-olds have a really hard time getting weed at school. That's a difficult thing to accomplish. No, no, no.

My point is, when you were 15, you'd be like, Dude, you know what would be awesome with popcorn? Weed. Because then it'd be both things at once, and then it's terrible, and you're like, fuck. Why did I do this? Fuck you for your assumption. Okay. I don't appreciate it, sir. Maybe that was

just everybody I knew when I was 15. And in response to this, drugs forum being bros, they're like, nah, it's not weed. Good, good, excellent. And Frank West has an experience Like, nah, it's not weed. Good, good, good. Excellent. And Frank West has an experience to share with us. I'd also just like to point out that the Drugs Forum has a hover dictionary.

So, like, the first instance of a whole lot of words, if you hover over, you'll get a definition, including drugs. And I don't know who comes to drugsforums.com and is like, what is a drug? Oh! Hey, Frank West, by the way, what is drugs? What is drugs? Hold on, it's not actually here. I have to go to another link for it. Shit.

Drugs. Well, here it is. A drug is a substance which causes a psychological and or physiological effect after consumption, which is not a food. Pick that, mushrooms. Okay. Yeah.

Makes sense. Anyway, Frank West, you're Carter LQ. I'm Carter LQ. I'm a 35-year-old male from the United States. And this is our first instance of people using the pronoun swim. Which is, as Lemon stated earlier, someone who isn't me.

Yeah, no, and as you said, like, if you hover over it, like, the forum immediately yells at you for using it. Please do not use this acronym. Life-ruining salvia trip. This must be the only one on record. Hey, Drugs Forum, a bad time on

bath salts? Swim tried salvia for the second time This trip ruined Swim's life And here's why When Swim tries Psychedelics, he doesn't hallucinate But he still gets that mindset

When Swim tries what? Oh, when Swim tries Pysedlix Pysedlix? Pysedlix Pysedlix Pysedlix. Thank you. Phi Sedlix. Phi Sedlix. Phi Sedlix, the entertainer. Edit point.

Jimmy Franks, that's a weird catchphrase. We can't start the episode with two different great jokes, Jimmy Franks. You're going to have to choose. Just people walking around with shirts that say, Edit Point. Hey, man! When Swoon tries Physedlex, he doesn't hallucinate, but he still gets that mindset.

When he tried Salvia this time, he felt that everything was alive, and a pair of Sizors was in control of the objects around him. I don't know what that means. Scissors. Assuming that, yeah, a pair of scissors was in control

of all the objects around him. He's just talking about the metal band scissors. Like, they manifested in his room and were hilarious. Edit point. just talking about the metal band scissors like they manifested in his room and were hilarious edit point um he felt that everything was just messing with his life and that he was completely powerless now swim has a feeling that everything is alive and is controlling his life swim feels completely powerless in this one of many worlds. And now Swim

also thinks food, pants, beds, and any objects is alive, and that they actually control this world that we live in. It's hard to use a pencil without feeling that it is trying to talk to me. Anyone else kind of feel this way?

Well, you know what I understand actually why this forum cracks down on swim now super annoying to read yeah and there's a review that says please avoid using swim here have a glance at the rules please yeah putting it all in like third person and like

I don't know it makes it sound like some fantasy novel antagonist or something. Alright, I'm IDFMA. I'm a titanium member. I'm a donating member. That's it. Hi Carter, this looks like your first post. Welcome to DF. What you describe sounds pretty serious. How does this affect your day-to-day activities? Are you able to function in this mindset you describe?

How long have you been experiencing this after effect? Are there any drugs you were taking? And the big one. Have you talked to a doctor about this? What you described sounds really serious. If it happened today, you might could give it some time. But if you've been experiencing it for a while, you should definitely see a doctor. And then...

Hey, so, doctor, someone who is not me wants to talk to you about this. And could you take your stethoscope off and stare at me? I feel that school supplies are ruining my life. And, uh,

Carter IQ, you're back in post number five. Oh, oh, yes I am. Hey guys, thanks for the support. It has been about 24 hours and Swim feels much better. As a matter of fact, he feels enlightened. Swim now has an appreciation for objects.

He feels as if the materials control the world, but people control the materials. I was getting panic attacks, but now everything seems all right. On behalf of Quinn. Right. Sympathetic. Thanks again.

Hmm. Frank West is back. All right. Frank West is back alright actually this next one we're going to have to go to the doc so let's edit point jeez boots the joke wasn't that funny well you don't make fun of him when he says it alright we're moving on now

to a thread called what drug are you on right now thread 3 this thread has All right, we're moving on now to a thread called What Drug Are You On Right Now? Yay! Thread 3. This thread has 115 pages, 2,900 posts in it. So presumably it's called Thread 3 because the first two threads filled up. Yeah, yeah. And I think they were much larger than this one. Oh, my God, yes.

Because this thread hasn't been around that long. Okay. Okay, so I'm going to start it up. My name is Slayer180. I'm a 39-year-old male from the United States. Refill day is happy day, especially when you have leftover from the prior month. Moderation is the way to go. All right, so here's what I'm on.

Okay, what are you on today? Okay, 45 milligrams of oxymorphone ER, 80 milligrams of oxycodone IR, 2,600 milligrams acetaminophen, borderline too much APAP for a day, but still technically safe, 1,600 milligrams ibuprofen, 24 ounce. That's a lot of ibuprofen. That is a lot of ibuprofen. Yeah. It is. Well, you think 1.6 grams of ibuprofen is a lot? How many pills is that?

I'm on 24 ounces of white grapefruit juice. Oh, good. His liver and kidneys are basically like cigarette butts, burnt out cigarette butts at this point. But they're still smoldering. 400 milligrams of caffeine

estimated from coffee, zero marijuana, zero alcohol, one multivitamin. Oh, well in that case... Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on. Is that possible? That's a low amount of alcohol. One tablet of vitamin D, three tablets of magnesium,

and two Tums. Because he needs the calcium. Yeah, the extra calcium Tums. There's a footnote here. There was a bit of a rant here, but decided to erase it. Just said it wrong, and I'm not here to preach opinions to people. Well, Becca doesn't understand how forums work. I assume that rant was entirely about white grapefruit juice, right?

I wonder what about your oxy-oxy cocktail gave you the desire to put the rant. And Lemon, you're Reclaimer? Hell yeah. Okay. So I'm Reclaimer? Hell yeah, okay So I'm Reclaimer, I'm banned But before being banned I posted 1,501 times Okay Swallowed six green Kratom

Capsules and about to toss back The last two for four to five Grams worth of Kratom today I don't actually know what that one is Kratom? It I don't actually know what that one is. Kratom? It's the planet that Superman's from. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Jack Chick, Farmer Joe. Alrighty. I'm a newbie. I'm a 27-year-old male from Canada. Probably fentanyl exactos unknown as it came from the fake OxyContin that has been making rounds in Canada recently. It's a pastel yellow pill stamped OC on one side and 40 on the other, but it's yellow all the way through, no coating.

The media has been reporting that most samples have been tested contain fentanyl and no OxyContin at all. So you knew that and yet you still just dove in. Well, it's famous drugs. Frank West, you're at Adas? I'm Adas. I'm

21-year-old male from Slovakia. Ate three tea bags and then drank a bit more tea. Say that again. Say what you did again. Ate three tea bags and then drank a bit more tea. Very relaxing

and nice and subtle. I've had a good day. Hey drugs forum. Hey, fellow cool kids. Anyone want to have a dick measuring contest? He didn't then mention the gallon of boiling water. boiling water in each right now.

Jimmy Franks, you're Vigmeister. Vigmeister! Welcome to the forum, Vigmeister. Yeah, yo! On IV speed all night! First time I did it alone! Cannot stop watching filthy porn and jerking.

An IV of speed. Real. Hey, Lemon, you're Mike Patton. Oh my god, finally. On March 17th, you made this post. Oh, I was waiting to be Mike Patton. Sorry, March 18th.

He was bound to show up sooner or later. So excited. Alright. Let's see. I'm sorry, I read that. Go. This drug can win me a Grammy. Okay, so, I'm a male from Israel. So today,

March 18th, I am exactly six months opiate-free. Ironically, or stupidly, I celebrated by buying a gram of pure morphine. That's how you celebrate being opiate-free. That's how you celebrate. Congratulations. Congratulations. There was a bar that they closed down many years ago, but there was a bar in northeast Minneapolis called Stand Up Franks,

and at Stand Up Franks you could trade in your AA chips for free drinks. And the more time you had in your AA chip, the more drinks it was worth. Fuck. It was probably run! Mmm. Fuck. Yeah. It was probably run by Satan. Anyway. It happened because I ran out of coke today and my Kinect was dry. I was starting to feel bad.

Western digital. So I decided to go to the ghetto and buy some meth or crack. I couldn't find any so I bought some methylphenidate. Methylphenidate. 10 times 20 milligrams of Ritalin SR

pills. Why are we close enough? Yeah, that's fair. Okay. And then I thought, fuck it. Went in Rome, so I got some morphine. It was the ghetto's fault, you see. Yeah.

He's talking about running out of Coca-Cola, right? Nope. Some say I just flushed six months down the drain. But I think that's dramatic bullshit. Not all former addicts who have a relapse go back into being full-blown addicts i mean he doesn't sound like he's addicted to anything right no no no no okay so not me anyway uh i hated how na and the other rehab facilities brainwashed people into thinking that way because

most of them will relapse at some point and it'll be much harder for them to get over that relapse with that soap opera approach. It's hard for people to stay not addicted to drugs if you keep telling them that they shouldn't take drugs, dummy. Okay, when former addicts are brainwashed to believe that any slight relapse must lead back to flow-blown addiction, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. So I'm not a drug addict, and here's what I'm on right now. 200 milligrams of morphine, which I snorted.

100 milligrams of Ritalin, which I snorted. 3 milligrams of clonzapam. Roughly 1 gram of weed, and 1 gram of hash. Hmm. Um, 150 milligrams of one gram of weed and one gram of hash. 150 milligrams of Sertraline

and three to four shots of vodka. I'm not addicted. You certainly are. Then you came back six days later to say this. Hey, Drugs Forum, it's me, Mike Patton again. Hi, Mike. That was the bender.

Oh, thanks for asking. I'm finally over this morphine heroin relapse. Shit got out of hand very quickly on this binge, totaling a gram of pure morphine and a gram of street heroin, both snorted. And the last few days of detox come down that followed made me miss

four days of work, epic diarrhea. Now I'm back on coke. I couldn't snort any for the last few days as it would instantly give me the shit, so at least I got a decent tolerance break out of this nightmare. But this relapse gave me a shitload of flashbacks to my days as an addict.

You know, the days in the past. And I hope this will lead to the end of my use of straws in general. How you gonna drink McDonald's milkshakes? Oh, poor Jimmy Franks. Sweet, sweet, kind Jimmy Franks. I'm Mr. Trips Marley. Today's been a rather gnarly day in terms of substances

due to the fact that his shipment of kratom should be coming tomorrow, which is a function. Open close parentheses. Yeah, it is. So Kratom. So I was looking this up when I read it. Apparently, it's like a coffee cousin. It's like a cousin of the coffee plant. And it's close to opiates.

Close to an opiate is what, that's what Wikipedia tells me. No, it's becoming popular. Okay. I can't tell you what the fuck it is. So this is the last day that he's had an excuse to behave like a reckless addict or something, I guess.

Lol. So my memory is a little fuzzy, so I'll just list what I remember consuming today with little information on times taken Here goes Did you forget you were doing the thing? Because he was using third person pronouns Until the second paragraph

Swim, I mean me Weird, weird A guy fucked up on a lot of drugs Forgot Okay Woke up, 5mg ofxycontin, insufflated. Good indica hash oil smoked all day and continuing now. Approximately 70 to 100 milligrams of pure MDMA snooted in two separate sessions,

one being like a half hour ago. I found that meth pipe had a decent bit of residue still in there, so I hit that a couple times this afternoon. And once about a half hour ago, added a real nice cherry to my fruit salad. Probably about to hit it again shortly. Approximately 4 milligrams of clonazepam sublingually

throughout the day. Tolerance is moderate, so I'll be fine. What is... Doesn't matter. I think that's just under your tongue. Yeah, that sounds right. 400 milligrams of gabapentin orally this morning. 30 milligrams of morphine, mostly insufflated.

Except for a tiny chunk which was smoked in the tweak pipe. Kind of burnt it a bit, so slightly regret it. But fuck it! Vaping on my nicotine, bro! You only have one regret, though. By the way, the combination of drugs listed here that I've survived today should never be consumed

by anyone. I am lucky to be alive. And I'm just a person with less self-control than a lot of people, so just because I was fine... Wait a minute, are you Dog the Bounty Hunter right now? So just because I was fine does not mean you would be I do feel great though be safe folks and stay hydrated

I stay hydrated all the time and it's basically the secret to staying alive listen to some nine-ish nails vaping nicotine smoking oil about to hit that hooch pipe one more time then who knows what happens I can't wait to get my order of kratom tomorrow and then I guess this is an update just had a nice 30 to 50 milligram nightcap of mdma up the snout

had an additional 1 to 1.5 milligrams of canazepam sublingually uh equaling 5 or 5.5 milligrams total for the day What are you doing to your nose? Your poor, poor nose. If you're going to do this much fucking drugs, don't fucking post on a forum while you're doing it. Guys, I've been trying these recipes, and these cakes are turning out terrible. Not enough soylent. Hit what tiny little bit of residue I could get out of the glass burner.

Still been constantly smoking hash all the vaping nicotine. 3.46 AM should be time for bed real soon, folks. Been nodding in and out for hours. And I will say, some of the euphoria waves I've had tonight were the best ever. Huh. I'm probably dead now. I would assume so. you got quite the constitution alright so

we got a couple more things left to do here by things to do you mean we're all gonna do Klonzapam it's gonna be awesome hey Jack Check you like poetry I do I love poetry it's the F plus poetry corner brought to you by Kratom You like poetry? I do. Oh, my God. Poetry.

It's the F Plus Poetry Corner. Brought to you by Kwaito. So, my name is Aneurysm, and I'm a silver manumer. Of course you are. Hey there, nice poem. I'm interested in poetry as well, and every time I have an incredible trip on a lovely substance, I make up something. I have heroin, MDMA, cocaine, and heroin on this topic anyways lovely reading i like sharing mine about lsd as well hope you'll enjoy it okay strange inebriation blasts me down the rabbit hole trough space and

time a journey to the crystal palace where my existence becomes fractured. Where the sky is melting and purple clouds are floating above. Because the crystal palace is alive and floods my consciousness. Absorbing me into a three-dimensional illusion where anything is possible. Waves

of energy are carrying me along its rooms of crystallized patterns. Broken clocks are ticking backwards the concept of time had lost its meaning amplified sentence electric heartbeat ringing in my ears echoes of vibrating colors are clashing

behind my footsteps I am boo mention heroin blissful shades of blue and orange are dripping from the ceiling. Mechanical walls are swirling, breathing, yielding, stretching, and pulsating. The purity of this winding nature is asking me to close my eyes. Consciousness expands. Thoughts are flowing with the river.

I'm decomposing in packets of matter, losing myself among the particles. For I am the wind, the rain, the storm, the thunder, the grass, the forest, the sun, and the water. Have I died? Have I lived? Who am I? There's no fear or emptiness. I open wide, my eyes sensing the air tingling my fingertips, lying

on the palace's floor, covered in blankets of morphing colors. Geometrical flowers are dancing around my lips, and every breath feels just like ice. Hey Lemon, you think it's done? Yeah, it's done! Yay! Alright! So it's done. No, it's not.

And suddenly everything starts to disintegrate and my memory turns into a gateway, traveling along this equivocal lane of unanswered questions I wear because the crystal palace is alive and has offered me the key

the key that unlocks the doors of perception where every answer lies behind reality is just a dream and your awareness is alive your friend your friend universal truth Reality is just a dream and your awareness is alive. Your friend. That's where the perception came from. Your friend, universal truth.

Boo! Get off the stage. Well, I liked her. Oh, Lemmy. Oh, Lemmy liked it. I love bringing you to shows, Lemmy. He's so supportive. Hey, did you think that that post was over?

Because it's not. Yeah, it is. Oh, I wasn't going to read it. I was just letting you know. Wait a minute. That wasn't even... Whoa, that wasn't even like... That was quoted by someone else

who really liked the poem. Oh! Yes, Skoto says, That was quoted by someone else who really liked the poem. Oh! Oh yeah. Yes. Skoto says, fuck me, that poem got me dripping. The review of it by Skoto's quote is, we just read that post, it is directly above this one.

There is no need to quote it. Oh my god! I love the Gestapo on this site. They're wonderful. Alright, so Lennon, you want to do a poem? Yeah, I want to do a poem. Is it a good poem? Can I do a good poem?

Yeah, your name is Methis Christ Reincarnated. Or Methis Christ Reincarnated. Yeah! Methis Christ reincarnated. I'm gonna stand up for this bitch. Okay, here we go. This was a poem I wrote about my addiction to coke and meth. I worked real hard on it.

Let me know if it had any effect on you. If you could relate to parts of it. And some constructive criticism would be nice. Have a good one. Here it is. Okay. Need some sleep. I can't go on and I'm not like this. I try counting them sheep. There's one I always miss. Everyone

says I'm getting down to low. Everyone says you just gotta let it go. You just gotta let it go. Don't be a fool. Learn from your past. Or your first mistake will be the same as your last. I lost my way. Trying to find my way back. I feel like the Reaper turned my heart black.

Got people all around me. I'm feeling so lonely. Struggling to find a girl for more than her pussy. Pussy! Good line. Good one. Good line, good rhyme. Yes.

So this is what a kid's lyricist ended up doing. You mean Sheryl Crow? Are you suggesting Kid Rock and his entourage have anything to do with meth? Nope, absolutely not. Struggling to love a girl for more than a pussy. Look me in the eyes real fucking closely. Just a hollow man full of misery, mostly. Yeah!

I'm afraid to face the fact that my life's off track. Parents reaching out, asking for their son back. Idolizer rappers imitate their every move. Sitting here thinking, who the fuck would want to be you? asking for their son back. Idolizer rappers imitate their every move, sitting here thinking, who the fuck would want to be you? Gun on your waistband, which is a band that is made of garbage.

It's a garbage band. Plus one band of waste. Gun on your waistband, thinking you're a real man An alcoholic drug addict Disrespected whim man Well he worked on this real hard Say what you want but this guy's got flow He's got mad flow

Implanted in the minds of this new generation That we blindly follow without hesitation It's hard to appreciate The little things in life What when you high all day and you drunk all night. You know I'm bout. You know I'm bout it, bout it.

I'm saying know your limit. Or yowl wake up one day with nobody in it. How do you spell yowl? It's obviously the way that you spell it in real life. It's Y-O-U-L, duh.

I'm a fucking poet. Like a homeless man, I be praying for a change. Putting on a mask, but I know you feel the same. Coated with smiles, inside filled with pain. End of line. Take another hit, maybe I'll forget. Hide behind the smoke. Shit. Disappears. Look in the mirror.

My deepest fear. See the real me clearer. Can't feel shit Immune to all emotion Drown in the sorrows Beaten and broken Talk is only talk Gonna change from within

It's a brand new day Time to break away From the bonds that be holding us down Change is unpredictable Take a chance Today I feel invincible What do you feel? I feel

Today I feel Invinca you feel? today I feel invincible invincible nailing on the last word yeah yeah fuck alright so

by the way only one person had any opinion at all about my poem I am Nosferatus I'm Nosferatus and I have an opinion Boots, boots, boots, by the way, only one person had any opinion at all about my poem, which was mostly in the cocaine crack room. I am Nosferatus. I'm Nosferatus, and I have an opinion. It clearly communicates how dissatisfied you are with your life and how powerless you feel to change it.

Fortunately, your feelings are wrong. If you don't like your behavior, change it. Replace negatives with positives. Oh, I never thought about that. like your behavior, change it. Replace negatives with positives. Oh! I never thought about that. That's just find all pusses by Nosferatu. Thanks a lot! What I'm assuming is a group of Nosferatu?

Is that the plural of Nosferatu? Alright, so we got one last thing here and it's a bit of a doozy uh um and i think jimmy franks is gonna take this yeah it's uh it's a bit epic we probably have to skip in some places um but this is oh the entire reason that we're doing this episode. Oh, Jesus.

Okay. Holy. Ooh, the pressure's on. Don't skip ahead. I'm just looking at the username. Okay, yeah. Yeah, so Jimmy Franks, you're a meth latex catsuit doll. Yes, yes.

This is meth latex catsuit doll. Swim's most euphoric combination. Swim's most euphoric combination was actually this morning. Swallow a tablet of Tums anti-acid. Then, crushed into fine powder, 80 milligrams Ritalin with ECA stack. With ephedrine, aspirin, and 100 milligrams of caffeine tablets. And then distributed the

resulting 285 milligram total cocktail powder as follows. 20 milligrams cocktail powder for interurethral ROA for automatic redosing. Cocktail of uppers, I followed you, but you're putting the uppers into your pee hole? I'm putting them in my dick.

Okay, you're shoving them up your dick. Okay. So I filled 20 milligrams of this cocktail powder inside a hollow urethral plug up the urethra and lock it to my genital piecing. The tiny sweat will take care of slowly dissolving it. I would hope that wouldn't be just a tiny amount of sweat. I also added a 20 milligram cocktail powder for sublingual ROA

for automatic redosing with a tongue-piercing prescription delivery mechanism and a plus 245 plugging, which I don't know what that means. Oh, I think you're about to find out. Okay, well. Guess what you forgot about.

I dissolved Oh, yes. Plus 245 plugging. It's not an achievement. I dissolved the remaining 245 milligrams of power. Ooh. Power. I dissolved the remaining 245 milligrams of power Ooh Power Inside a baby feeding syringe Filled with warm water

And squirted it up the rectum When finished plugging A.K.A. booty bumping Hey Callback I locked myself into a full waistband Steel chastity belt With an integrated steel Rattler butt plug.

Wow! What? Not sure what I'm talking about. Google for Rattler butt plug by Mr. S. You bet. Hey, Google. I have a question I want to ask you. Alexa.

Alexa. Google Rattler butt plug. Buying five Google Rattler butt plugs. No, Alexa, no. Buying six Rattler butt plug Buying five Google Rattler butt plugs No, no, Alexa, no Buying six Rattler butt plugs Why is the cycle adults only? That in addition to completely seal the cocktail It also ensured that any trapped opiates inside feces

Will get crushed inside the rectum Dissolved And the large surface R of the steel butt plug will evenly get soaked and distribute opiates, trough the entire rectal mucus membrane it comes in contact with that otherwise would get lost. Clever. Clever. Nothing's leaving my ass. Knowing that my dentist... Okay. Go ahead.

Nope, nope, nope, nothing Knowing that my dentist cleanup is scheduled for automatic redosing on the go I also decided on to redose On the go sublingually ROA Through my tongue piercing barbell With a small container on the top Google for Vibe Master Tongue Ring Okay, so you're re-injecting Your

Tongue ROA With like a syringe of additional uppers. Gotcha. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

When the vibrator mechanism and the battery is removed, the housing can easily hold 20 milligrams of powder. I drilled four tiny holes, one of which directly under the barbell stud, and as saliva will slowly come in contact, it will flow the opiate directly down the salivary glands where the bottom ball comes into contact with. contact, it will flow the opiate directly down the salivary glands where the bottom ball comes into contact with. For

extra efficiency when working out, this is best done when biting on sports double mouth guard. I feel like you'd get some really weird questions in the gym when you were changing and they were like, what's that thing? What's that thing?

And that thing? And that thing? Hey buddy, a question? Your whole deal. What is it? He comes into the locker room like Baron Harkonnen. I will only use this... I'm sorry sir, there's no chastity belts in the showers. I will only use this method I'm sorry, sir. There's no chastity belts in the showers.

I will only use this method once in a while for the experience with caution and moderation, especially when I'm due for a teeth cleanup at my dentist. I cover the outfit with a tight pair of spandex shorts. Poor dentist. And put on a pair of inline skates and protective equipment ready to skate the trails. What?

This is just your rollerblading. Okay. I knew that all of this was coming and I'm still shocked. This is just your exercise regimen. It's hard, you know, sometimes I mean, like, if the weather's not good, it's like

10 o'clock, you want to get up and go running and you're like, I don't really feel like it. Maybe if I had a couple things up my ass. And a dick hole. Get up the dick hole. Get up the dick hole. Well, now that I've shoved all these drugs in my dick, it's time to go roll the bleeding. It's desirable to be out the door fast And already on inline skates

Before plugging onset kicks in It's usually the plugging onset that kicks in first Fast and hard Which happens to also be the largest dose Clenching on wheels Lacing skates And putting on protection equipment While the onset quickly rushes to peak

Can be tricky on the balance So I manage to on wheels fast It's best and safe to have stabilized rolling skating momentum when the onset will kick in. This instant moment, it's the highlight and makes extremely pleasant experience. Quote, the feeling is best

described as being in a concord at the very moment it breaks the sound barrier. Wait, okay, that's a pretty good description. Let me give you another description. Rollerblading while on a shitload of drugs. Is it anything like that?

I laced up, I laced my skates, stood up the pavement, and as I started to roll, every bump I was rolling over caused my rattler butt plug to send mild yet euphoric vibes up my spine. By the time...

By the time the initial syringe plugging onset kicked in fast and hard just in time, and increasing exponentially with every move as now the butt plug is effectively dissolving and stirring like a food blender. And he trapped her hidden cocktail solution

inside the anal canal, definitely wired and tweaked her endurance. Mentally, as I'm listening to the story of you rollerblading with a butt plug full of drugs, I've now started imagining the dean from community is telling the story. Don't forget the drugs in his dick, Lemon. I'm sorry. I forgot about the dick hole.

Carried loads of Gatorade to keep hydrated. Responsible. Responsible. He cares about his health. Inside my urethra. Responsible. Responsible. He cares about his health. Inside my urethra. An 85... Meanwhile, inside my urethra... Scene change.

An anatomical curved 85 millimeter hollow princess wand sound filled with powder. As sweat comes in contact, it slowly drips the cocktail through my vertical epidravia-piercing barbell, effectively slowly and constantly redosing through the glands. My penis rendered in a meth dick state confined inside my chastity belt steel tube with every... With every skating stroke and road bump,

a side of the... Which state is the meth dick state? I'm going to say Virginia? Yeah. Yeah, this guy's from Canada, so it's really which column. A side of the butt plugs clanger inside rattling vibes at my column.

Yes? Nothing. Oh. He was just sticking it to British Columbia, that's all. He was. A side of the butt plug's clangor inside rattling vibes at my column. It was also mildly vibing against my prostate. This teasing combined with a rolling skating motion. The weight of the powdered filled wand inside my urethra was either sending my penis flying against the steel walls of its thick steel protector tube,

or the protruding one-millimeter screwed ball at the end knocking metal to metal. I feel like, I mean, you could be taking drugs through your nipples. Did you ever think about that? No, but I will try that next time, sir. Thank you for the pro tip. At one point, I was overstimulated helplessly at the edge of an... Why? Why would I overstimulate you? Helplessly at the edge of an orgasm throughout, but not quite.

I would say hardcore teasing to fully appreciate the experience is not to think about it and solely focus on enjoying the pleasant and euphoric workout experience. Very euphoric combination and hyper-focused. Sounds and colors on the trail were extremely enhanced.

Four hours later, when I came home, I was still buzzing. Four hours? That's a long rollerblade trail. Four hours of rollerblading. He went 20 meters. Glad I brought all that Gatorade. Very, very slowly.

Wow! Wow! Wow! It goes without saying that immediately after I stepped down from my inline skates and my now-drained tongue barbell is removed, some hardcore teeth brushing is due. Yeah, that's the one thing you'll have to do to clean up, yep. Yeah. All right, and then what happened 337 minutes and six seconds later?

Oh, I just repeated the same experience this evening. 37 minutes and 6 seconds later. Oh, uh, I just repeated the same experience this evening. I'll be shamed to let all this shit go to waste. Yeah, I know, I mean... Yep. One new thing I discovered this time

is to refrain from rolling my skates back and forth while seated at the butt's bench as the slightest vibrations in such a relaxed and oversensitive state are greatly being amplified by the tight spandex shorts rubbing against my legs in the steel chastity belt. Oh, cool, so you get on the bus like this and sit next to other people.

Yeah. And start a chat. Yeah, right. Well, long story short, it would be very embarrassing to be the center of attention with a riddled and tinted cum flowing mysteriously down Swim's sports pouch belt, which houses inside the chastity belt steel penis protector prodding out of the spandex shorts hole. Hooray!

At all costs, I would avoid an unexpected orgasm whilst unnecessarily occupying a bus stop seat on inline skates, a seat reserved for passengers, not skaters. Even a tweaked skater, in an altered state of mind, having sex and being fucked on skates. You're not... nope, that's not what's happening. That's what sex is for this guy, though. Isn't that just what sex is for everybody, though? Yes. Not that swim is not already attracting slight attention due to sweating, pouring line rain down from its eye-catching hardshell helmet due to a cool T-100 tunebug shake.

It's mounted on the top surface of the helmet, turning its entire surface into a surround speaker system and splaying music across my cranium. Oh, and you're listening to dubstep? That's one step too far. That system has proved to be safe as music being fed by the iPod doesn't interfere with ambient sound. Caution is advised and proceed with caution. Not an experience to be attempted by rookies as

the outcome can be very embarrassing. Okay, F+. What do you think you learned tonight? I learned that I'm not super good at taking drugs I felt pretty confident In my ability to take drugs But like I have been

Bested on the field of honor I mean I guess it depends What your definition of good is Proficient? I mean, I guess it depends what your definition of good is. Proficient? I've learned that I want to meet this swim guy because he knows how to party. This is a super popular forum, isn't it? Yeah.

Yeah, there's... I got one from four million posts million posts yeah it's been around for a long time and it but also has like hundreds of sub forums uh for every possible yeah um particular uh drug and then uh like drug combination pretty much experience i'll say this that that um the sort of like overzealous kind of, like, forum Nazis that moderate this forum, I mean, are annoying, but I feel like for a site like this are completely necessary. Because, like, if people are just, like, talking about getting high, like, there needs to be strict rules for that to not, like, for that to last for any amount of time, right? Yeah. for that to last for any amount of time, right? Yeah. Except I've yet to find an instance of somebody being smart about...

Well, that's not the purpose of the site, is it? Yeah. I'm not talking about smart. I'm just saying, like, it could very much... You know what? I was actually going to use the word devolve, but after what we just read, I don going to use the word devolve, but after what we just read, I don't know what the word devolve means anymore.

The forum is huge, and everyone's taking drugs, but there's actual conversation happening. Yeah. Which is impressive. Which is impressive. And also, as you said, Frank, is that... The amount of people that are like posting while

on drugs like do you not have a copy of who framed roger rabbit like what the fuck are you doing right now like you could be doing other shit well maybe these dudes are like i mean if you do a lot of drugs every once in a while like you plan it you're like i'm gonna but if you're on drugs this much drugs this often maybe just like yeah okay time going to, but if you're on drugs, this much drugs, this often, maybe just like, yeah, okay, time to go to the forum, you know,

watch a movie tonight. Taking drugs, going to the drug forum, going to drug work, going to get a drug shake. I'm trying to think of what I learned and I'm too busy just sort of being shell shocked

from that last fucking thing. And if you want a to form you can post on hi you can go to pop it and say if you got some surfaces that aren't decorated with f plus related things what could you do lemon oh my god if you have surfaces

that need stickers uh i got the hookup uh th e f bl.us uh slash also hyphen made slash stickers. I might just do slash stickers as a redirect. But you can buy stickers from us. We have shiny logo stickers. And as of this

release, we probably will have Roy Orbison completely wrapped up in Splink Film stickers. And also, there was, so I put these up for a vote. And then the sticker that was a woman holding a cake that was a butt, and then the caption, don't forget about the asshole. So that went up for a vote, and it did lose. However, I like it a lot, so we will be printing a very limited release of don't forget about the asshole stickers.

Yay. Also, if you are on Twitter, I recommend following Erowid Recruiter. Erowid's another site where you can... It's another forum where there's drugs. And a guy made a Markov bot that is nothing but posts from

Erowid, which is a drug forum, and recruiter emails mashed together. So the tweets are like, Hey, Kevin, happy holidays from our bodies. Boundary, are you still there? And one more plug, Lemon's created a site called Jerkin.online where you can check out the most popular

fictitious porn titles of the last day. Yeah, as of this recording, number two is Slop Shot, and number three is Too Fast, Too Furry Puss. Sorry, Too Fast, Too Furry Puss. And that's it. Bye. Bye now. Bye. Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy, and Alcohol. Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy, and Alcohol.

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy, and Alcohol. Somebody on Bump It suggested who fucked Roger Rabbit. I'm like, I think who rogered Roger Rabbit is better. Oh, that is better. You are right. Who rogered Frame Rabbit? No, you're right. You're who rogered him. Headed point. It's not a headed point. Fuck you.

Look, they can't all be winners, Frank. Fuck you.