The F Plus - 242: (Untitled Vaping Episode)

Episode Date: February 4, 2017

As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does: turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born "Cloud Chasers"; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest to exhale glycerine vapor in a cloud larger than someone else's. Actually, when you type it out it makes a whole lot of sense. This week, The F Plus puts a finger in Missy's Wet Box.

Pauly Walnuts, what do you have to talk about? I never actually watched The Soprano, so I'm going to do a Deadwood impression. Vaping requires patience. I don't know which Deadwood character I'm doing. I'll fuck it. The one who vaped. The one who vaped. I like the morning after pill. Hello. Hey, freethinkers.

This is the F Plus Podcast. It might be a terrible place, but we've got terrible things read with enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Boots Rangier. I just mixed the illicit liquids grape with cosmic fog and got this wood-tasting vape clouds. Do not recommend. Frank West? Cloud chasing doesn't mean you're a douche, so stop treating us like that.

Bunny bread! Mistress Veronica! Chasing you with a vape smoke, making you inhale it, knowing what watching her expel does to your cock! Achilles heelies! This cereal killer tastes like blueberry cereal from when I was a little girl, and I love it!

And lemon. Forget Iran having nukes. Forget the daily teen terrorists flashing across the news in the morning. Forget the $18 trillion debt. America, we have a real problem. The FDA wants to crack down on e-cig use. Don't think we're doing it anymore. Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon.

Hi, Lemon. Hey, are you all getting laid? Yup. I mean, no, right immediately, right now? Is this a sting? Because yes. No, no, I'm sorry. I didn't mean right now at this moment, but I just meant like in general.

Like, you know, are you getting on? Or does everyone find you like sexually alluring and engaging and magnetic personality? Everyone? Yes. Wow, that's great. I mean, you've met me well okay so so boots you don't need any help but i think that the rest of you might and um and so to that end i want to tell you about an affectation um that is really going to drive you know what what whatever sort of person you want to attract wild. And that is cloud chasing. Now, by cloud chasing, I don't mean that Simpsons joke from like 10 seasons ago.

I mean the idea of vaping giant clouds in a competitive environment. So like an African bird showing off plumage. You know, I haven't been putting enough mystery vapor into my lungs. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know how, like, you know how, like, when you, when you, when you watch a game of competitive dota and you go like that's

a good use of everyone's time um this is like that so uh what's your turn uh so we are going to be going to the uh the e-cigarette forum oh but this document by the way uh put together by the Heavenator and the Lesbiathon. And the Lesbiathon recently said that, Lemon, you pronounce Lesbiathon with an A, not an O. And no, clearly, I obviously don't. So, yeah, we're going to be going to the e-cigarette forum. And we need to, you know, before we get too deep into this, we need to learn a little bit about our terms. So, Boots, I want you to walk through a little bit of this terminology here so that we know what we're talking about here.

So what's an ADV? ADV is all-day vape. It's an e-liquid that is a favorite to that specific vapor. Not vapor, but one who vapes. Yeah, one who vapes. A flavor that could be used all day without getting sick of it. Oh, you mean like Tutti Frutti? Yeah, like Tutti Frutti. Boots, I have an important question I want to ask you.

What's a condom? A condom is a rubber protective casing, a cartomizer? Okay. A cartomizer comes in. I noticed that's not in the glossary. I think the cartomizer, because inside of those e-cigs, there's the actual thing that does the stuff, and I think that that's it.

I think that it's the thing the the little electrical thing that that actually creates the vapor yeah okay so the other condom protects cardemizers from juice or dirt getting into the cardemizer okay oh that makes sense should not be confused with an actual condom oh okay i won't make that mistake so what's a butt plug oh a butt plug a butt plug is a part of the condom mentioned above that is inserted through the air hole during the threaded end of the cardemizer. It is intended to keep the innards of the cardemizer intact

during shipping and prevent leakage in pre-filled cardos. Okay. Sure, that makes so much sense. So the condom fill method, what's that now? It's a method of filling the cartomizer by filling a condom cap and forcing the bottom threaded end of a cartomizer into it, thus filling the carto.

Example, I use the condom filling method, and that is exactly what she said. Ah! Oh boy. Oh boy. Classic. You gonna take that material on the road? Yep. Okay. You know, we that material on the road? Yep. Okay. You know what?

I do actually want to know about the feeder. I didn't want to know about the feeder, but I guess I do. Oh, it's a juice-fed device. A personal vaporizer that contains a filled bottle of e-liquid. These devices feed juice directly into the atomizer or cartomizer by squeezing the bottle where the liquid is fed through the tube into your addy slash cardo and ultimately vaped. This was invented to replace

dripping without compromising the flavor. Example, Rio Grande, Ali-E, Missy's Wetbox. Missy's Wetbox? Missy's Wetbox. I feel like I both want to and do not want to google for that I'm glad we're reading this

I'm glad I'm reading this glossary to you because now things are clear yeah absolutely absolutely so now that we really have a better idea of what we're talking about here tell me about squonk oh squonk squonk is the act of squeezing a bottle inside a

feeder to supply more juice for vaporization example i just gave my rio a squawk great that makes so much sense what's what's what's a juice whore oh a juice whore is a vapor who will do anything for nick juice example noisemaker is such a total juice whore whoa a vaper who will do anything for Nick Juice. Example, Noisemaker is such a total juice whore. Whoa, take that, Noisemaker. Uh, boy. Hey, uh... Can I tell you about vape mail? Yeah, tell me about vape mail.

Okay. After numerous days of online tracking and mailbox check, this is the delivered parcel or envelope containing vaping hardware or e-liquid credited to Toronto Mike. Thanks. Good job, Toronto Mike. Yeah, he also came up with vapecation. Oh, I've been wanting to take a vapecation. What's that?

It's a vaper's well-deserved vacation where he or she will nervously take too much e-liquid and batteries on their travels without incident. You know, when my vapecation goes really, really well, I end up having a vapegasm. Yeah, a vapegasm. This one is not credited to Toronto, Mike. Well, then don't read it. It's the experience you get when you put a new atomizer or codomizer. The first taste you get from your favorite e-liquid.

The point where you find a perfect juice, perfect voltage, and discover your sweet spot. Oh, my God. Example, I just put on a new Beige Codomizer and instantly had a vapegasm. Whoa, that is relatable. That is weird. What a sound. That's weird. All right, we're going to several different sites

throughout the course of this document. That was something from, was it the e-cigarette forum? Now we're in the vaping underground. And, you know, now that we're underground, now that we're a sick of it all video, Frank West. This is the stuff that the mainstream vapers don't want you to know about. Doctors don't want you to know this vaping secret. We're taking this entirely legal thing and bringing it underground.

So, Frank West, blow some minds, will you please? I am Saddle Tramp. Hey, cigarette smoker. If we can piss you off enough to give vaping a try, you will never regret it. It is little like smoking because it's not. Gives you the same thing. Nicotine. Leaves out the 4,000 chemicals of cigarettes have that kill us.

Took me a lung infection to figure it out. Don't be me. Okay, gotcha. Okay, yeah. Try an e-cig for a day. Just try it. Hey, Saddle Tramp. Saddle Tramp 1200.

Mm-hmm. How many posts have you made on this forum? Oh, it looks like 83. Oh, no, I'm sorry. 1,000, no, 12,883. That's in about three years. No, no, two years. So I want to talk to you

all about Northland Vapor's nuts and cream. That sounds delicious my name's cool loser uh yeah the greatest hero ever to appear on the site oh so good uh so uh yeah no i'm just a i'm just a noob here um and uh well anyway i won a giveaway from a then relatively unknown company a while back for a bottle of juice i checked out their site as well as the fact i knew i wanted to play it safe for what i chose, so I settled on either Raspberry Cream Brulee or Jungle No.

4. I mentioned it to Brett that I couldn't decide between the two, so I deferred to his wisdom. When the package arrived, there was a note stating he thought both flavors were great, and he also felt that Nuts and Cream was the winner.

All three bottles were in the package. So it's like Brett is like his personal juice dealer. Brett is his penis. We don't really get any background on Brett, so. Yeah. I went back to the glossaries and I didn't know. Everybody knows Brett. He's Brett. We all have a Brett inside inside of us yeah you're

looking for juice call brett uh i was stoked for the free upgrade but apprehensive about the nuts and cream as i had never enjoyed a nut vape before they all kind of turned my stomach a little and had a gross smell boy was i wrong here's the nitty-gritty i didn't even fill a full tank when first trying the juice because i did not want to deal with sticking around when I hated it. I threw it on my Royal Hunter with low expectations, fired it up, and I was blown away. It was so good that I gave myself a dry hit to get more and more. This stuff was like crack. I grabbed my sub tank and filled it up and pretty much dedicated a tank to

nuts ever since my tank that i dedicated to nuts it went from a sub tank mini to a yee deez to a ud simba to a griffin 25 so that's how committed i am. That's fucking serious. As soon as I had cash... I'm assuming these are just, like, super soakers. He's just shooting juice into his mouth. As soon as I had cash to burn, yay, tax return, I bought two more bottles of nuts along with others and have debated on getting more since. I don't

have an advanced palate or anything directly to compare it to when I mix it with chocolate juice. It's what the fuck? It's Purdy's Hedgehogs. But, okay. One out of every five words here. Doing the sentence

I gotta do the sentence straight because I don't have an advanced palette or anything To directly compare it to But when I mix it with a chocolate juice It's Purdy's Hedgehogs Yep I mean it's just a really evocative metaphor That's what it is

Purdy's Hedgehogs I've never felt as old as I do right now. When I pair it with my morning coffee and afternoon and evening, it's divine. The hazelnut isn't overwhelming and works really well with the cream. It was about a week steeped when I received it. Yay, Canada Post! And it got even better as the days went by. The color has become a subtle caramel, which is different than what I expected.

Coffee, nut, and chocolate juices tend to go a dark brown really quickly. But after two months, it's still nice and clear. No coil gunking. Doesn't linger when I switch to another flavor. And it doesn't taste like it's loaded with sweeteners and it's not i checked their website they don't add any also the fda wouldn't require them to like list their ingredients so i'm sure that they're on the level um in conclusion i freaking love brett's nuts

yeah all right simple pleasures in life Sometimes jokes don't have to be sophisticated Achilles, what did you just find out about Purdy's Hedgehogs? I've had those It's just Canadian chocolate We're not that out of the loop out about Purdy's Hedgehogs? I've had those. It's just Canadian chocolate. Oh. It's just Canadian chocolate. We're not that out of the loop, I guess.

So chocolate nuts just taste like chocolate nuts. Okay, gotcha. Hazelnut chocolate. Yeah. Achilles, do you have a warning that you want to tell us? I do, and it's very serious, but do not take a huge inhale with your mouth wide open after just filling an RDA.

It results in flying, boiling hot liquid on your tongue, leaving you with getting this for a good couple days. But I seem to never learn my lesson and always seem to get too much juice on the coils by accident. That's weird. That's weird that's that's weird so it's a recurring problem yeah it's so much better than cigarettes stove hot touch stove keep licking stove okay uh actually also achilles um you know, I think we can run some tech support for you here. So you've got a problem

with one of your vape devices and the vaping underground is here to help, so let's do this. Okay. Okay. Very, very hot button while vaping. Alright.

Jesus. Pansier Blackhawk clone, I think. Not too sure. Got it from a friend. I got the standard battery. Sorry. I'm new to this. 1-8-3-5-0, I think. Anyways, when I use it, the button gets super hot.

I checked to see if there was a connection issue, so I took a knife and alcohol removed the residue on it, but that didn't fix anything. A knife and alcohol fix most of my problems. Are you a juggalo too? Also, it only vapes like half the time I press a button. Like, I have to press it in different places for it to actually produce heat. I don't think it's the battery, because it works fine in my brother's mod. But sometimes after vaping with it in the panzeer, there's a black ring around it where it was making contact. I also don't have to, oh, hold it down long,

like two seconds and you can feel the heat really building it. What do you think is the issue? I don't know. Not enough knives and alcohols, I assume. It'll do minor modifications if I have to. And then you have a follow-up right after that. When I clean the part the touches the battery a few days ago i gotta admit i use a relatively sharp knife

okay relatively clean i assume too what is that um not that don't worry about it is it possible i scraped off more parts than the others so the connection is uneven? There's no massive gashes in it, just little tiny scrape marks. How many times a week would you say you put a fork in a toaster? What? Do you not do that? I tend to put bagels in mine. Big nasty.

Oh, God. Your stupidity is cause of urge. Stop using before Darwin comes a-knocking. Fuckface. So why do they call you Big Nasty? Uh, cause I got a penis. Hmm. Okay.

How's the frenulum on that? Well, completely sliced off, thank you for asking. Wait a second. And then, Achilles, you got more? If you guys don't know how to fix the hotspots issue, I don't know why you're posted on this thread. You don't understand forums. That's what I'm asking

to have help with. I told you it's not on the battery already also. It works fine free of heat. Clearly it's something to do with the mod's contact with the battery. If I can get someone's opinion on how to fix it, that would be good. If you don't know how, don't share your ignorant opinion.

How many posts does this forum have? Edit. Buying a new mod is not fixing the one I have. That's another solution I'm not asking for. I clearly asked how to fix it, not how if I should buy a new one. Clearly I know I can buy a new one, but I'd rather see if the experience and fix the one I own. I'm huckleberry.

Okay. I think people are actually trying to warn you, albeit in their own colorful ways. But you don't want to mess with the mechs and not know battery safety. Seriously. When did mechs come into this? All right. All right. I get they're trying to warn me. They're assholes about it regardless.

How is regardless spelled? Oh. As if it's guarding less, I guess. It's less guarding once again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not clueless about batteries.

I've said this multiple times. The battery is in fine and perfect condition. It shows zero signs of being damaged. I already searched how to check your battery and troubleshooted it. I tried another battery just now. I'm still having the issue where it only produces vapor, but press it in the right place. It's clearly not the battery.

So again, for the 34th time, how do I fix the issue? How many times do I have to shout at the internet to get helpful results? How do I fix the issue? Or do I have to press it in a different place for it to produce vapor? Do I give it an alcohol bath?

Do I use sandpaper and leave it out on the surface? Ideas, please. And then so there's a note here from, I believe, I believe the name is the Lesbiathon. There's a note here that says, at this point, practically everyone in the thread agrees that Surf 472 should go with the sandpaper idea, followed by several posters pointing out that it's not their fault if Surf472 blows his face off next time he vapes. Then this poster here, M40, shows up to close out the thread.

And, uh... Frank West, I think you're M40. I am M40. That's me. That's what. Vaping enthusiast. The problem is that the 11 o'clock news will not report that a well-deserved Darwin Award was duly earned. They will report on another...

That's true. That would be bad news. They will report on another e-cigarette explosion and the dangerous vaping fad. And sooner or later, politicians will jump to protect the bottom of the gene pool and try to ban perfectly good gear. Hey, I've been looking all over this forum for you, Grover Norquist. It's so great to meet you. I knew you'd show up at some point. They just reported they had another one last week, even though it was not

the mod that blew up. It turns out the guy had a couple bare, unprotected, 18650s, some spare change, and his car keys, all just rattling around loose in the pocket. While it doesn't rhyme, the expression, dumbass, dumbass, pants on fire, come to mind. Yeah, that expression. Catchy expression. So if it's in your pocket with metal, it'll explode?

Look, they're not dangerous. Well, there's something. It's not just a cigarette. Cigarettes would, like, rape you. Oh, that's true. If you're just walking around with an unprotected 18650, obviously. Bunnybread, were you in Dare, too? Yeah. And then Freemind, just M40 there

Freemind says If he blows his face off, it's on him And those that, quote, wanted to help I agree wholeheartedly that this is the way it should be However There are media whores Just waiting for this guy to blow his face apart So they can run stories

On the dangers of vaping. There are politicians waiting for it so they can protect the children from vaping. Why? Why? Why? What is their motivation? I can't wait till we can falsely prove that these things are dangerous so that we can restrict them from being dangerous. Mwahaha!

Before you know it, there will be laws and regulations all over the place, and all your gear will cost three times as much money and come with child safety laws that make them have pain in the attic because like it's not like things really need to be safe for children i can't chug a whole bunch of nuts and cream juice the other day he's fine i mean dead but fine smells great he's got a great hazelnutty kind of thing going on. First they came for the vapors. And then they were done. And that's it. That was the plan.

So I looked it up. 1-8-6-5-0s are actually, they appear to be lithium ion batteries with exposed ends. Oh, okay. So that is really actually a very bad thing to have in your pocket. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I always like to, like, every time I get a new Android phone, I just sort of dismantle it.

Yeah. Wrap the coins around my keys. Well, the best way to work on a lithium-ion battery is a sharp knife and alcohol, too. Relatively sharp, I should say. Hey, y'all, I want to tell you about cloud chasing Yeah, okay, so we're now going to Vapin360, the home of vaping I guess the other ones aren't So what is cloud chasing? In two words, competitive vaping

Some people have even called it stunt vaping. The goal is to see who can create the biggest vapor clouds humanly possible. Actual competitions are being held across the country and all over the world year round.

I'm writing this shit. I participated for the past two years and still. I love how incredulous that sentence is. Actual, honest to God competitions. Like, what it needs is like, open quote, question mark, exclamation point. Needs a shrugging guy emoticon. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

I know fucking seriously, Smiley. Well, okay, so yeah, so they're good competitions with prizes ranging from free gear to thousands of bucks in cash. How would you like to go as a sponsor of one of these things? So look, look, BunnyBread, here we go. Just like car enthusiasts work on their hot rods, which is capitalized, cloud chasers are constantly rebuilding their atomizers to find that perfect setup that will blow everyone else's away. Don't fuck the vapor hot. Okay.

Man, I got a quote. I got a quote for you, okay? This is a good quote. I got a quote. I got a quote for you, okay? This is a good quote. When automotive manufacturers first started out, they were not thinking about a sport to be called Formula One. You always have groups of people who are looking for excitement.

And that quote is from Mr. Han Lick on Cloud Chasing. And Han Lick, by the way, is the Henry Ford of vaping. Of course. The Han Lick. So, he also was a friend of Hitler. Yep. He produced vapors for the Nazis. Okay, there are going to be a lot of people

that think that this is completely ridiculous. And they're probably right. Okay. That's in the text. That's it, we're done. That's in the text. No, no, no, that's the greatest sentence. Let's just stop right there.

Vaping 360, the home of vaping. Alright, so this is fucking stupid. Peace, I'm out. But we're making lots of money, so fuck it. Whenever this guy tries to describe what he does to people, it's the hardest thing for him to not just lilt it up into a question constantly. Oh, I'm a competitive vapor?

Okay, so some say that these cloud chasers are raising awareness because it usually sparks a conversation with people unfamiliar with vaping. Cloud chasers are sending out clouds of awareness, kind of like a bat signal. Oh. Did the Henry Ford of vaping say that too? No. signal. Did the Henry Ford of vaping say that too?

He coined a lot of terms. Kind of like a bat signal telling smokers to surrender their stinkies. It's a term that could have lots of meanings. On the other hand, some vapors think that some... Surrender your stinkies. You people of Gotham.

Surrender your stinkies. Some vapers think that some cloud chasers are giving vaping a bad name by their elitist attitudes. And most of all, their big-ass obnoxious clouds that they blow in public. Walk into any vape shop and I guarantee you will see at least one or two of these people releasing massive nuclear bomb-esque clouds. I would hope not. Into the atmosphere.

What a foggy life it would be if this was happening everywhere. We feel that cloud chasing should be limited to private spaces, such as vape shops. Yeah, you know, unventilated areas. Okay, so there has been a huge spike in the amount of RDAs, someone else will have to research what RDAs is, and

sub-ohm tanks that have been flooding the market. I feel like they drop a new MutationX version just about every week. They update that thing more often than iTunes! Man, nothing. Nothing. I don't...

What happened there? Keep reading. Did my mic cut out? I don't understand. More often than I... Okay. Shit. No, we're just, like, appreciating it.

No, no. We're soaking it in, baby. I mean, we're all smiling and nodding. Trust me. No, you're right. You're right. It's no, we're soaking it in, baby. I mean, we're all smiling and nodding. No, you're right. You're right. It's a thinker. It's a thinker. Okay.

So to me, this says that it doesn't seem like cloud chasing is going anywhere anytime soon. As long as people keep buying them, these companies are going to keep on making them. Right. Yeah. You've unlocked the secret. Oh, capitalism secret To capitalism Man I had to watch so many Penn Jillette videos To figure that shit out

How many TED Talks? That's a little too smart for me Right now As you read this article That's a little too smart for me. Okay. Duck goes quack, you know. Right now, as you read this article, vapors all over the world are buying gear and rebuilding it to hopefully one day create a cloud that is going to cover the entire northern atmosphere, raining unicorn blood on us all. Did you like that? It got a little bit sort of cute at the end. What a wonderful dream. Very solid. People like my writing because of my personality. You know what I mean? Like of cute at the end. What a wonderful dream. Wacky, very solid.

People like my writing because of my personality. You know what I mean? Like, I'm the product, you know? I mean, I would agree that if anybody likes your writing, they would have to like your personality. I was going to say, yeah, you must be the Chuck Palahniuk of vaping, but I'm pretty sure he's the Chuck Palahniuk of vaping. Yeah, absolutely.

Definitely, yes. Bunny Brad, will you tell me about the nine key factors to cloud chasing? There's nine key factors. Yeah, no, I don't want to skip any. Okay. No, no, no. You're right. And where are these key factors from, by the way? They are from part one of Rip Trippers cloud chicken 101 series oh rip trippers the best

number one battery safety use the safest possible batteries possible eg sony vtc4 vtc5 etc maybe even a vtc6 i don't know and your sharpest knives yes And your sharpest knives? Yes. And your sharpest knives. What the fuck? It was implied. Airflow. Listen, I just plugged my Galaxy Note 7 into it. Everything's totally fine. Into your knife, right? Okay, good.

Alright, airflow. The lower the resistance, the more is needed. Too much can thin out your vapor clouds. Three! Juice! The higher the VG content, The more is needed too much can thin out your vapor clouds three juice The higher the VG content the thicker your vapor clouds will be For five I don't give a shit anymore mod The right mod is important for powering these extremely low resistance coil builds

Atomizer for competitive cloud chasing an RDA is a must such as a plume veil or a tugboat these are all yep that's sex acts body posture inhale exhale technique takes months to perfect just like any smoke trick wicking very important factor in allowing the juice and air to flow to your coils. Build! Different builds will affect vapor production. The lower the resistance, the bigger the cloud. And, last but not least, genetics. Some people with more lung capacity are able to inhale more vapor without coughing.

I love this. I love gear, and I love that my lungs are also gear I'm picturing there being like a formula one pit crew on hand to uh to tune up the uh the vape I think you're almost not wrong actually uh an RDA man I gotta say like I I was i've been i've been really trying to stay on top of these terms but an rda is a uh rebuildable dripping atomizer i feel like is the atomizer the thing that i feel like is there a bunch of different parts that all do different things the atomizer is the thing that has the coil that heats up. Because something heats the vapor.

Because nothing else matters, right? The thing that heats the vapor. Which part do I light with my lighter, though? Fuck. God damn it. The fucking button that isn't working. Okay, so Bunny Bread,

you know, I obviously know some competitive cloud chasers. I also know some recreational cloud chasers. What's the difference between the two? Well, I'm glad you asked. Well, it's important to understand the difference between just throwing a Kangar Subtank Mini, right, with a.5-ohm quarter head on an iStick, versus using an unregulated mechanical mod with builds on it lower than 0.1 ohms. Huh? Huh? Am I right, fellas?

Yeah. As long as you stay above 0.3. Yeah, got to minimize your resistance, obviously. Yeah, those words you said, too. As long as you stay above 0.3 ohms, you can safely enjoy blowing out huge clouds all day long. If you're starting off, we strongly recommend using regulated devices with builds above.3. Unless you really know what you're doing. Unless you're a man. Unless you got a dick and some balls, bitch.

If you have any doubts, just stop, bitch. Don't be the reason why vaping gets shut down for all of us, you fucking dumb hole. You're playing with fire. I haven't even started and I'm already ruining it for everyone. You're the problem. There are tons of devices on the market that will make you, that will allow you, that will shit on you to

safely reap the benefits of sub-ohming. Sub-ohming? I said what I said. Without any of the risks. Here is a list of some examples of great regulated e-cig box mods. Some other shit. I don't care anymore.

Anyways, competition vaping. Really? Achilles, Achilles, I'm going to pass that torch there. Will you take that thread, please? Uh, competition vaping. Really? Uh, I have been vaping for close to two years now,

and just recently heard about competition vaping. Seriously? I mean, who can blow the biggest clouds? That is just downright asinine. People started vaping to get off the analogs, and now it is being turned into a competition about who can blow bigger. If anything, it will screw us regular vapers who quit or are trying to quit smoking and stay off the analogs. Big Brother is going to come in, and I think it is just some game, and shut it, everything

down, vape-related. While we're at it, let's start a competition for the smokers and see who dies first from cancer. Ooh, that's a good metaphor. Competition vaping. Such garbage. I'm sorry, what was your name,

poster? Uh, let me click that link. I am Malarkey, and I'm a senior... I'm a senior member. Yeah, hey, Malarkey, my name's Sman245, your name describes your post!

Don't do it if you don't want! Why do you care? You really think Cloud Comps is what's going to bring the feds in? Get over it, Grumpy! Oh, damn, he dropped a G-bomb on you, Grumpy. Oh, yeah, no, I'll say that word when appropriate. I'm not

afraid. He'll call you any one of the seven dwarves, Sneezy. say that word when appropriate. I'm not afraid. Who told you anyone of the seven dwarves sneezing? Well, are you ready to go to the burn ward? Wow. You must be one that liked to blow big things. You served. Yeah, I'm Rizzy King.

Rizzy King. Yep. Agree. Totally, unfortunately, these pro-vapors are getting mods Yeah I'm Rizzy King Rizzy King yep agree Totally unfortunately these Pro Vapors are getting mods They crave with 260 W's of power No doubt higher wattage to come It'll get Trendy some Muppet will do

Something stupid get injured And Vapor will suffer but I'll be Okay for the Pro Vapors They will move on to the next thing, the wreck for people. Wow. Rizzikino. Thanks, Hype Man. Thanks, Hype Man.

Frank West, your name is Morley Magic Mist, and I have a question for you, okay? Yes. So, my name is Matley Magicmist and I have a question for you, okay? Yes. So, my name is Matty102 and I think I'm going to start direct to lung. What? What?

Yeah. I think I'm going to start direct to lung. Is that punching a hole in your chest? With a sharp knife, relatively? Sounds like a Chris knife, relatively. How much alcohol is involved? Sounds like a Chris Cornell side project.

Anyway, I'm going to start direct to Lung, but I don't know how to do it. Can anyone explain how to do it? Any other suicidal people in here? Vaping Underground, teach me how to Lungy. Teach me how to Ly. Teach me how to lungy.

So, I'm Morley Magic Mist, who I guess, since this doc was made, has changed his username to MyMagicMist. Yeah, you're a gold contributor and an ECF refugee. I love your picture, by the way. What I do is inhale through my nose while taking a draw in, then don't let it linger in my mouth. I draw it back into my throat, and that sends it to my lungs via the windpipe. Never considered it as something which required explaining, so that's about the best I'm able to explain.

You either get it or not. No shame either way. You might get it once when you're relaxed and not trying. Then, once you get it, you'll be able to do without thinking of it. Yes, in a way, it's that kind of zen thing. Chuckles. Okay, so first of all, I got a couple questions. And they start with

Do you stick the vape in your nose? It sounds like you do. Yeah, what? I didn't think about that. Okay. You know, so we've increased our sexual market value by learning a little bit about cloud chasing.

But, you know, we've touched on a little bit of this sub-ohm vaping. And I know that that was a little bit confusing for several of us. So Achilles, Helius, what is sub-ohm vaping? All right, well, everyone, welcome to my seminar. Welcome to the realm of sub-ohm vaping. Known the most as just sub-ohming. This has nothing to do with Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. You're the last guy, aren't you?

Yeah. What? No. I'm the Henry Ford of... Of Mortal Kombat. Of shitty jokes and everything to do with atomizers that are capable of firing at under one ohm of resistance. At the end of the day, sub-ohm vaping comes down to three words. Big. Ass.

Clouds. Fair enough. If that means anything to you, then you may want to look into sub-ohm vaping. Hopefully this article will help answer all your questions and help you decide whether or not sub-ohm vaping. Hopefully this article will help answer all your questions and help you decide whether or not sub-ohm vaping is right for you. If you just want a better tank with good flavor stick with your Nautilus,

this is mostly for the extreme vapers. So if I could summarize your paragraph, sub-ohm vaping is sub-ohm vaping. Does that summarize it pretty well? That's what he said. You forgot big-ass clouds. So yeah, so why sub-ohm then? Why sub-ohm, you ask? Well, I do. You get huge vapor production. If you are looking to blow bigger clouds than the guy or girl next to you,

then this is for you. Yeah. is for you. Yeah, the girl. Yeah. Not to mention, you get intense flavor once you try a tank with low resistance sub-ohm. Build using... God damn it! What are you, paid every time you type that? What are you talking about

sub-ohm? Build using organic cotton wicking. It is hard to return back to your high-resistance ceramic fiber or silica wick clearomizers, you fucking nerd. So much shaming on the site. You also get a warmer vapor. With high wattage comes a slightly warmer vape. Of course the wide airflow helps to cool this down so that it doesn't burn your lips.

But many people enjoy this warmer type of vape because it helps to simulate the experience of smoking traditional analog cigarettes. Very good, very good. Analog cigarettes, I like that. So I'm not sure if I should sub ohm or not. I mean, you've talked me into it by saying sub ohm a lot, but, uh, but, but I'm a, I'm a mouth to lunger. Uh, does that, is that lunger? Yeah. I'm a mouth to lunger.

Is, is some ohming right for me? Well, to all my mouth to lungers out there, some people just do not want that lung hit that sub-ohm vapors live for. These people are often referred to in the vape community as mouth-to-lung hitters.

These kind of vapors prefer a more constricted draw that emulates that of an analog cigarette versus a massive lung hit. Okay, so yeah, so those that haven't transcended into the Nirvana. Is that another Mortal Kombat character?

I don't understand you kids. You're cool. I'm a stealth vaper. Should I be sub-homing? Well, many people vape as a way to get their nicotine fixed without having to actually smoke cigarettes. Sub-ohm vaping can draw a lot of attention to you when out in public, so for that reason, many people will stay away from it. I don't think I answered your question at all. That's okay.

There's no blood going into my brain anymore hey hey how you doing i i i'm a juice guzzler and uh you know i i'm kind of intrigued you know so hey tell me whether i should ohm or sub sub om or just be a sub, whatever. Yeah, you got something for that jupe, my man, the juice guzzler over there. Oh, boy, I love to guzzle the juice. Hey, we all get it. The bigger the cloud, the more juice it takes to produce. I really misunderstood this then. Never mind.

Thank you for your time. That's okay. It sounds like we've entered a fetish forum now. Absolutely, guzzle that juice. Therefore, sub-ohming will require larger quantities of e-liquid, which will cost more money than your standard setup. For those looking to conserve juice and save money, sub-ohm vaping just might not be in your budget.

Also keep in mind that you're probably going to want to lower your nicotine level when sub-ohming because bigger vapor also means you're getting a bigger blast of nicotine. Oh, shit, I didn't even think about that. Holy crap. Yeah. Whoa, wait a minute. That seems really bad for you, actually, now that I think of it. Oh, vaping's great because you can quit smoking. Also, most people that sub-ohm tend to use lower than six milligrams of nicotine, and some even go with zero.

Oh, well, okay. Before we go to the next section in this document that Heavenator and Liz Bythun have put together. Frank West, you were looking at a related site here, Element Vape. What did you find? Well, I found the

.mod.boxv2 300 WTC box mod, which ordinarily costs $229.95, but in this special offer will go to you for only $199.95. Holy shit, I'll buy six. Do you have any

idea what it does? The .mod.boxv2 300 WTC box mod carries on the innovative and aesthetically beautiful designs with ultra-high performance platform featuring a... No, no, I have no idea what that is. I don't know.

It looks like a cell phone battery in a box. It looks like two cell phone batteries in a box. Oh, I see. That's why it's $200. But it does come with a certificate of authenticity. This product is for advanced user only. If you can figure out what the fuck it does, please email us. Okay. By the way, underneath that sentence, it says,

Note, there is always an inherent risk when using any rechargeable batteries at any time under any circumstances. You know, that's why that warning is on literally everything you ever buy. I bought a NVIDIA Shield and had a remote with it. There was this whole EULA agreement I had to use before using the remote.

You bought a NVIDIA Shield? I did, yeah. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's all fine. Mom, it's fine.

This next section in this document is called, Oh, God, it's Clips for Sale. Yay. I mean, oh, God. All right. Terrific. So, Mr. Boots Rankier, I'm taking you first to Clips for Sale. I mean, oh god Alright, terrific So Mr. Boots Reindeer I'm taking you first Two clips for sale

Oh, okay Oh boy Oh my goodness Okay Where's the tape coming from? Oh, I did not go to Incognito. That's great. So, Mr. Boothranger, you will not be reading the video entitled Diaper Apprentice,

nor will you be reading the video entitled Diaper New Year J.O. No, that's J.O.I. That's Jerkoff. Jerkoff Instruction, of course. Instruction, yeah. Of course, of course. But you will actually be reading. I'm going to be my diaper apprentice.

Oh, so I'm reading Messy Diaper Yoga? No, you're not reading Messy Diaper Yoga. Diaper change with me? Messing my pull-up? Another good guess. Dying my pull-up? Diaper boy regression spell? Nope. You are going to be reading Vaping Me Crazy

e-cig. Vaping Me Crazy? Amy loves her e-cigarette. Watch her take nice long drags on it and fill the room with vapor. Then she inhales a bit more and blows it right in your

face. Next, she fills her mouth with the cool vapor and lets it slowly drift from her lips. Finally, she takes a few long puffs and releases

the vapor through her nose. Category. Vaping! Oh, I see. Can I summarize that, by the way? Oh, okay. A woman vapes. Yeah. Related category. Smoking! Can I summarize that, by the way? Oh, okay. A woman vapes.

Yeah. Related category. Smoking. Redheads. POV. Nose fetish. Nose fetish? What?

Keywords. Glasses. E-cig. E-cig. Smoke. Vapor. Amy Mercury. Amy Mercury.

Nose. Guess okay. Did she vape through her nose too? You know, I don't know. I'm just not into that video. Is there any other kind of video that we can do? Hi. I'm vaping bunny. In this 11 minute clip,

I start right off naked with only heels and these adorable bunny ears on. I even end up kicking those heels off for you later. I have fun while vaping and blowing smoke in your face while listening to music. There's a little bit of me wiggling my ass in the air, running my hands all over my body, and dancing just a bit while I blow clouds. As for the sounds from me, I giggle just a bit, and thank you at the end of the clip.

Oh, you're welcome. You know what? I have a politeness fetish. That's nice. Do you have a shaved heads and lipstick fetish? Because that's what this video is for. Oh, boy. I mean, you know, I guess I'll merge them.

It's fine. Big overlap there, yeah. Have you considered branching out? The very last thing in this clips for sale category, Bunny Bread. Please tell me about the video entitled Vaping in Leather and Glasses. I would love to.

Thank you. Oh, the URL has financial domination in it, so that's good. Oh, yeah. Which turns you on more? The massive amount of vape leaving my lips? Or how hot I'd look in my glasses and leather? Put this combo together, and it's almost too much for your tiny

dick to handle. How did you know? Your tiny dick owes me money. Enjoy the view on your screen because you'll never get it in person. Twat bag. Twat bag? Twat bag is my fetish.

So sexy. Twat bag. Your tiny twat bag owes me money. Category vaping. Also, categories smoking, eyeglasses, leather, femdom, POV, and humiliation. Keywords, nah. That's from Mickey6FinancialDom. Yeah, and I did go to the video, uh uh judging uh from the animated gif this deserves the tag of a woman who doesn't enjoy vaping very much

actually looking at her page it's woman who doesn't enjoy any woman who doesn't enjoy anything very much, okay. Nobody doesn't enjoy the living. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clips for sale. A place for the joyless. Um, okay. Uh, the, uh, final category we have here, um, this category, uh, is called Vaping and

New Age Bullshit. Hmm. All right. So, uh, new site here and, uh, Boots. Boots. Oh. This seems like, this seems like this is a site for you. Oh yeah. I love New Age bullshit. That's my favorite.

Well great. So we're going to Chakra eLiquid dot com. Slash about underscore Chakra. About Chakra. Yeah so tell me about the Chakra. Okay. I'm gonna tell you you about chakra life.

First, watch this YouTube video. Good, you've watched it. Good. There are seven main energy centers within our bodies called chakras, each having their own specific color. It is also known in other cultures as chi or prana. Or, I don't know, tai chi or feng shui, whatever. Who gives a shit?

Think of these areas like spiraling pools of life force, which run throughout our bodies, like a river. Like a river that spirals in a pool. Spiraling pools like a river. You know.

Through our pockets. Oh, rivers always spiral. Listen, it's important to get confused with my own bullshit. However, these energy pools can become blocked or clogged with negative junk, creating an unbalanced flow of energy. Like a room. Like a bottle. No, like cigarettes.

So, I don't think anybody else in this room is gonna know this, but this is taken almost verbatim from beloved children's cartoon Avatar. Like, almost word for word. Do they use that bad

metaphor? Yes, there's literally like, he's next to a river with pools in it. And he talks about the pools getting blocked up. Oh my god, that's terrific. I think that Avatar just took that from... They may have taken it from somewhere else, but you know what? I have a feeling...

Well, they took it from Chakra E-Liquid. I would put a 50-50 chance that this person is taking it from Avatar. Well, yes. A clean and healthy chakra system is required in maintaining a state of well-being. In order to replenish your chakras, certain color foods pertaining to each individual chakra may be used,

as well as many other methods. Chakra E-Liquids was created not only as a smoking alternative, but also to shed light on the concept of this ancient energy system. Using only high quality

ingredients and selectively choosing extracts that correlate with each individual Chakra, the seven flavor variations are sure to be an exquisite delicacy for all. Vape Chakra. There... My chakra demands

that I make oil that smells like buttered popcorn hot. My chakra demands that I smoke cigarettes. And the chakras available are Redemption, Affinity, Vitality Serenity, Expression

Foresight and Nirvana How much would you pay for 30 milliliters of Affinity Frank West How much would I pay for 30 liters Milliliters of Affinity. Frank West? How much would I pay for 30 liters of Affinity? Milliliters. Milliliters. Oh, $30?

Oh, no. You know what, then? You are in luck, my friend. Only $22.95 for a 30-milliliter bottle of Affinity. You know it's good because, like, Buddha's on the label. affinity. You know it's good because Buddha's on the label. You know it's good because the

video advertising it that we didn't play earlier, the preload image is the bottle sitting between a woman's breasts. Okay, so now you guys aren't as familiar with metric as I am. Right. Okay. Just so you know

that 30 milliliters is two tablespoons. Dang. I mean, for all I know, though, that's a lot of vaping. I have no idea. Might be. I don't know. I don't know what the...

Especially if you're sub-O-ming? I don't know. Achilles, Achilles, talk to me about sub-O-ming, please. Well, would you like to hear about sub-O-ming your chakra? Is there a way in the MP3 we could just have it linked back to earlier in it so that when you listen to the episode, it just plays that part on loop over and over again?

There you go, there you go, yeah. Stick a knife in your chakra. So there is some descriptions of the different, I don't want to say flavors, flavors is the wrong word, but spirits that are available from the Chaka website. But I need to skip over that because I just noticed, I don't know how I missed this, that there is an obligatory wiki hop section. Yay! So, let's see Who do I pick for wikiHow Let's see who do

Let's see I guess boots I guess boots Oh me? Weird I guess I do like wikiHow So I've got a choice That I'm going to give you Would you like to know How or would you like to know how, or would you like to tell us, rather, how to smoke

an e-cigarette? Or, would you like to tell us how to pick the cheapest e-cigarette? Oh. Oh. I'm pretty sure I want to learn

how to pick the cheapest e-cigarette. Well, yeah, because without a whole bunch of detailed words, how can you find out if one thing costs less than another thing? Exactly. How else? It's impossible. I'm glad you chose that, because three ways to make a vaporizer from household supplies

looks like it will kill you. Like, no questions about it. That wasn't an option. Yeah, no, the household supplies that it uses to make a vaporizer are a heat gun, a paper towel, aluminum foil, an oven bag, a tea ball, twist ties, and a funnel. Sounds good so far. You could use a coffee percolator instead of the funnel. Man, I swear to God, this looks like meth instructions.

Anyway, so how to pick the cheapest e-cigarettes. Yes. The market is bustling with brands all proclaiming to have the cheapest e-cigarette in existence. But cheap doesn't always represent the best value. Though there are many that are indeed quite inexpensive and therefore seductive, you must proceed with extreme caution. E-cigarettes are not all equal in quality. As such, you will be well informed before you dive into this world.

One wrought with deceit and false promises. Harlots! Layabouts! This was written by Georgeorge rr martin try to find suppliers who have a good name and who don't offer the sort of product that is going to give up on you after a few uses step one decide what's more important to you quality or price wait a minute what's your time what's your article title? Oh, this article? The one titled How to Pick the Cheapest E-Cigarette? Gotcha. Okay.

So decide whether you want to do that. If you want the cheapest one, maybe read the Wikio article called How to Pick the Cheapest E-Cigarette. Yeah. If you care for both quality and price, then you want an e-cigarette that produces a decent vapor, offers various flavors, and includes a bevy of included accessories, but doesn't cost an entire paycheck. Step two. Conduct a detailed but

tedious analysis of the top e-cigarette suppliers. Detailed but tedious. It's hard for me to imagine a vaping enthusiast being tedious, though. You know, log into Google and just start searching for electronic cigarettes, e-cigarettes, and personal vaporizers. You'll discover many internet retailers from which to choose.

As such, picking the cheapest e-cigarette does require a bit of hard work and effort on your part. And finally, step three. Keep detail notes of everything you learn. Holy crap! Regardless of whichever company you inevitably choose, you may end up deciding you don't like it. In this case, you'll need to choose another one. And doing this will be much easier if you have detailed notes that you can review. That was so unhelpful.

That was so unhelpful. Look, if you want to do this thing, first, do you want to do this thing? Second, Google it. I mean, that's great advice. Welcome to WikiHow. Please go to Google. Warnings. Don't buy a starter kit from a gas station. Ideally, any e-cig product, including the cheapest e-cigarette,

should be purchased from the internet. As this is still a very new market, retail stores are currently jam-packed with only low-quality and easy to manufacture kits that don't perform well and have a tendency to fall apart quickly. Right, on Amazon you can get one of those from China for two bucks, so.

Hey, there's a related article here called How to Fix a Broken Cigarette. Yeah, just a lot of scotch tape. Just rolls and rolls of scotch tape. Just keep winding it around. I got a related article, How to Get Rid of Weed Smell. Hint, it's not working. What?

Oh, God. No, Boots, it's not working. It's not working. I know, Boots. How am I still employed? Because you're in Canada? Hey, speaking of Canada, we're about to go to cloudfest.ca. Oh. Ooh.

And so, yeah, so we're on cloudfest.ca here and uh bunny bread uh what is the cloud fest lifestyle oh hey there let me tell you about uh it's fine that's certainly how canadians are okay all right sorry sorry i didn't mean to step in before it's my time okay no uh so uh an inclusive exclusive north dakota designed for the people right by the people we invite you to join us on a one-of-a-kind journey tantalizing all of your senses and entertainment desires okay learn what's right tantalizing all of my entertainment desires? You like DVDs? No. No, of course I don't. Okay. Great. Nice talking with you.

So learn, try, taste, and indulge in everything that is hookah and vape with exotic flavors and delectable pairings. We got, you know, we got french fries with gravy on them. We got that flavor. Oh, man. Is there a poutine-flavored vape? We got, you know, we got French fries with gravy on them. We got that flavor. We got... Oh, man. Dude, is there a poutine-flavored vape? That sounds wonderful.

We got Molson ice-flavored vapes. Molson Canadian, please. Shut your fucking mouth. Back bacon? Do you have back bacon? Shut your fucking mouth. All right. You will enjoy...

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Incredible wines, cutting-edge cocktails, stunning beers, and so much more? Our CloudFest ambassadors will dazzle you with their extensive knowledge of premium flavor pairings, all right? And out of this world's service, join this unique lifestyle community. People who vape in Canada, centered on pairing the most unique flavors with cocktails and delectable food items to match. We vape and eat and drink. This sounds worse than the Bellagio. Our unique blend of engaging, educational, and exciting content will change the way you drink, eat, and cloud forever. Thank you.

Sorry. Oh, man. Just one tiny last little thing right here. Achilles Heelys, one last thing here from the e-cigarette forum. Your name is Lucifer, and your avatar is Sigmund Freud, so you're smart, and tell me what you think. Okay.

The Whomper Womb. Whomp it again, Sam. What? The Whomper Womb. Whomp it again, Sam. What? The Whomper Womb. You have all been following my series, I assume, and so this is part two of the original womper womb thread, which can be found here.

The womper womb, or you might be a mod womper. Short background for those who may need it. If you don't find your vaping style matches with the Toodle Puffers or the Cloud Chasers, you might be a mod whopper. Okay. Am I Jeff Foxworthy? You're Martian Jeff Foxworthy. Can I vape in every flavor bean?

I personally do mid-range wattage and mid-range nick and fairly low juice consumption, but there are no rules. Yeah! That's right. No holds barred. So if you've got questions...

Yeah, no holds barred toodle puffers. Oh, you're a mod whopper, sir. Oh, am I? Okay. Yeah. I knew it! I fucking knew it! You're outed, motherfucker!

God damn it. So if you've got questions that may not be answered by the other groups, ask here, and chances are someone can answer, or at least fake it reasonably well. Wink. My name's LG Finfla. Yeah! At first I learned that something i'm fuzzy thunder bear i'd be next my name's k22 zs i'm in i'm pokemon wow new into the top 10 What did we learn from this, Fplus? I don't want to inhale.

I'll tell you what I didn't learn. How the hell vaping works. That's true. You sub-omit your toodle floofer. There's a mob whomper. Toodle nooter. Here's a mob whopper. Come on. Yeah. Yeah, it's a community that's just, like, at each other's throats, like, really immediately.

So it makes sense that there's, like, so many different forums for these things. I mean, we didn't even go to Reddit. Like, we never went even go to Reddit. We never went to Reddit, which is really surprising. I'm assuming Reddit's really into this, too. Sure, of course. I mean, what sort of vapors would you downvote on Reddit? Black vapors, probably.

Super ohms. Oh, so that would be great. Just, like, show up to a cloud chasing competition and just everybody's got this, you know, ordinary stupid gray smoke and you're just spewing out black tar smoke. We're rolling cold today, boys. I mean, it's definitely the highest concentration of jargon

I've seen in a long time. In a long time. And I work in a technical industry, so. Right. Yeah, I don't... Do you think that it's that sort of, that level of, like, impenetrability is...

And not only just the impenetrable jargon but also like a whole bunch of like this might not be for you this might be too cool for you do you think that's alluring in itself to a certain brain 100% that's like the whole thing I think that's all of it people proving their bones

no no I'm cool with that my battery is super unsafe, dog. It's addiction plus that. It's like why I like to talk about beer a lot when I was in college and drinking nicer beer. I don't know. Girls will hate it if I do this! This is the thing.

You get into a thing and you're like, I have to be the best at this. I have to be the best at getting all of the nicotine into me. Yeah. I think it's notable that I don't think there are normal smoking competitions. Yeah, nobody's

going to the cigar place and saying, who can puff out the most? Well, I don't care. Also, feel free to prove us wrong. No, yeah, no. if there is a cigarette smoking competition, that sounds funny to look at, too. Just people getting really

sick and tired. Oh, also if there's chewing tobacco, like, chewing competitions. Oh my god! Like, the furthest they can spit, that happens. That has to happen. The website is always thefpl.us, where we will have, among other things, the document that we read from, which contains the How to Make a Vaporizer from Household Supplies.

So there's two pictures that are notable in that. One picture is some sort of burning apparatus inside of a cardboard box. That seems smart. And the other one is what could only be described as a meth pipe. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a light bulb that somebody's smoking out of. Nobody with any money has smoked out of a light bulb. It's just a covert how to smoke meth. Like... How to smoke meth. Like... How to vape.

Sure. I vape. Our forum, once again, Ball Pits. And we have a whole bunch of gimmick sites such as jerking.online, ballsniff.somethingorother,

and other balls. And goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye, stickers. Bye, stickers! and other balls and goodbye goodbye bye stickers bye stickers I picked Polly Walnuts and did one. Vaping requires patience. Whoa.

Now you're in paint your wagon. Y'all. Yes. So anywho. Vaping requires patience. Which is why more smokers will not switch. Did you charge your battery? Is your coil super goonked? Is it making a decent connection?

I've explained how to work an ego battery setup so many times I can't camp. Can they understand the concept? Sure. But will they put their understanding to use and maybe try to learn more? Parentheses? Nope. So it's really finicky and annoying

and that's a feature. You excited? Yeah, I'm excited. I think Buddy Bread's drifting into hee-haw territory now. Fuck you! I was always here. You just had to come with me. Learning is what keeps a lot of people from switching to baseball.

They make it more complicated than it is. I assume it's just like a cigarette. Or simply have no inclination to learn something new. This has been Paul and Walnuts. Once again, Paulie Walnuts. So the thing about

Bunny Bread accents is that the longer he does them, the closer it gets to Paul and Dean. Oh my god, you're right. Right? I just realized that.