The F Plus - 25: Porno For Pyros (Except With Sex Instead of Fire)

Episode Date: June 10, 2010

It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet message boards with other people who are into pornography just as much as you are. This week, The F Plus examines the meaning of "Too Much Of A Good Thing"

Hey there, welcome to the F Plus Podcast. Terrible Things, right with enthusiasm. My name's Lemon. And I'm John. And John, I don't know if you've heard the news or musicals that people think are funny, but did you know that there's pornography on the internet? What? Really? There is.

Wow. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry this is how you had to find out. Well, I just, there's a lot of, you know, there's a lot of time I got to make up for now. You've been using it wrong this entire time. I know. Yeah, there is in fact pornography on the internet and there's pornography in retail stores and there's pornography, you know, in newspapers. But what we're talking about this week is not pornography as a whole.

What we're more talking about... Oh, that's nice. That's nice. What we're more talking about is fans of pornography. Ah, okay. So let me guess, you know, just people... Not necessarily about porn itself, but the people talking about porn.

Yeah, you know, not all of them, but some of your smaller kind of porn companies have their own forms. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, sure. And then fans of the porn can talk about their favorite porn stars, their favorite... Well, I was going to say their favorite sex acts,

but it's just all butt sex. Acts. I mean, oh, yeah, sure. Sure, I'm sure they talk about that. And that's what we have well I'm sure it's very interesting and not full of creepy people just talking out about nothing no no no no this is sensible normal human beings that just

respect an art form I could give you more intro but I'm assuming you've figured it out by now. Let's get to the readers. In the room tonight, we have Acer Aquatel. So, which head was it? Portax. I like Zattrop. That's Portax spelled backwards. Boots Reindeer.

Butts. John. Uh, pornography is great. Squiddy McConway. Oh, shit, I didn't think of anything. That's a good one one I bet that you go to Jamba Juice Victor Laszlo

na na na na na na na Buttman and Lemon which head was it? I'm gonna post another link keep in mind that there's an inline well it's not porn, but you're gonna see a gigantic kind of meatloaf

ass. I'm just telling you that because... The singer or the food product? Does it matter? I'm gonna think both. Oh, good God! Block that image. I'm only doing it just because

the text around it is terrific Oh god Oh hey that's not bad I mean oh god I don't like that at all I sure don't Oh man It's like having leather

Dice hanging from the Windshield Oh god All I'm going to say is when someone asks you If you are god you say yes Acer do you want to start this off And then we'll go alphabetically The important thing is

You have to get to Caesar 77 Because he's great Me personally I prefer a woman With big breasts But I also love a woman with a nice brown ass. But I was wondering

what you all prefer. Blackmail. And between these performers with nice natural breasts and big round asses, who's the better performer or who would you prefer to watch?

Big Breast, bunch of names. Big Ass, other bunch of names. Who gives a shit? Big Ass, no doubt. Horrible picture. That picture looks like somebody took a Photoshop of some chicken drumsticks. Yeah, bears. I would like to point out on the names here,

the big breast names are great because it's all these poor names like Carmen Hayes, Baby Cakes, Candice Fawn, Gianna Michaels, and Stacey Adams. Hi, Stacey! Hi, I'm Stacey Adams! I'm sitting here next to Baby Cakes.

Hi! Portex, will you take oiled-up cells? I will not. Yes, you will. Good job, damn it. Big ass, in my opinion, is a waste if it's not doing anal, but I prefer big ass.

How would you even get it in there? I mean, it needs some kind of extension or something. The jaws of life. I think Boots is said man, I think. I am. Said man 2112.

Yeah. I pretty much agree with this, and especially think big-ass titles should be filled with anal. But lately, a bunch of big-ass releases have little to no anal at all. That's a trend that needs to change. Hear, hear! Yeah, I mean... March on, Washington.

Caesar 77. We should have a titty-and-ass competition. Alexis Texas versus Jasmine Black. Darlene Brazilian versus Gianna Michaels. Cherokee da-ass versus Jasmine Black. Darlene, Brazilian, versus Gianna Michaels. Cherokee da ass versus Terry Nova. Ava Rose versus Laura Lyon.

Luana versus Jessica Moore. Soraya versus Tyler Moore. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Brenda Warner versus Jalyn Rio. I love women. When I was a preteen, I was a breast man. Then around 16 preteen, I was a breast man. Then around 16, 17,

I became a ass man. Like dude on Barber Shop, a chic can never have too much ass. I'm 32 now and I'm starting to lean back to them big boobies. Let me have an orgy with Terry Nova, Jasmine Black, Alexis

Texas, Cherokee, Brenda Warner, and Darlene, and I'd be in heaven. And add Annette Schwartz, Bobby Starr, and Bobby Bliss in a joint oral scene, S-E-E-N, after I've smoked some sour diesel and done a line or two. I'd be ruined for life. Sounds like you already are.

The ultimate T and A battle is between Christina Hendricks of Mad Men versus Andressa Soares, the watermelon woman from Brazil. All right. I got to look this up. That means she just sells watermelons, right? I love women. Give me a chic with these dimension.

36, 24, 52. These Dimension, 36, 24, 52. Okay, so he wants 52. He doesn't know what 52 would look like. 52 would look like that chick up there. That is what he wants. Okay. And then 36 double F. Come one, come all to see the amazing woman who breaks in half.

Automatic. You'll have to visit her, because she can't stand. Also, I think unless Shorty gonna ask for anal, it's not up for discussion. Everybody got a asshole. Now, if Luscious Lewis or Ava Rose came through,

that ass gonna get licked. But that cause women are da biz. Anal ain't hot, though. Ain't nothing worse than going up in a booty, then shorty about to crap everywhere. Yuck, not a good look. Give shorty a bubble bath, then lick it down, then dick it down.

Ass play for convicts. Why would you put ass play for convicts? Is that like Toys for Tots? Hey, Lemon. Yes. Can we do Buttman Remembers Jamie Gillis? Yeah, I think we probably should.

Yeah. Hang on. I'm a huge Buttman Remembers fan. Do you have a series? You had a series between Buttman and Jamie Gillis. Buttman Remembers. Buttman and Jamie Gillis.

Buttman remembers. So you want to know about my birthday? I'll tell you all about it. Way back in... Okay. Oh, it's inside of Vile Angel. Oh, I don't want to see inside that. All right.

Victor? There's definitely porn on this page. Yeah. Victor, would you like to remember Jamie Gillis? Probably not from looking at it. She's going to haunt your dream. There we go. I'm just afraid my wife's going to come downstairs while this is loading.

It's for a podcast, I promise. Which one? Porn talk. With Victor Laszlo. It happens. All right, so Buttman remembers Jamie Gillis. Buttman? It says Buttman remembers Jamie Gillis. Buttman? Buttman.

Your name is Buttman. Victor Buttman Laszlo. You're also HIV positive. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Okay. I don't really know how to modify my voice for

having AIDS. Whatever the first voice that pops into your head when you hear the name Buttman, use that voice. Just play it straight. The text speaks for itself. Yeah. Be very somber. It's very somber text. Okay. His voice should smell like a fart.

Buttman. Only Buttman. Jamie Gillis is dead i first saw jamie gillis in the early 70s sometimes in 35 millimeter films at the pussycat theaters but mostly in cheap 16 millimeter films at dive movie houses on east hollywood boulevard one dollar to get. He was the one guy in the movie you were always sure was enjoying himself. There was not an ounce of bullshit in his sexual performance. His

dick was always hard, even when left without female attention. Patiently waiting at the constant movement of the bottom two fingers on his left hand. I remember thinking once that I had never seen him soft. He was monitoring

his dick 24 hours a day. In 1989, when I was preparing to shoot the first butt man scene, I knew that this was the guy to play Eddie, the pervert lead. I knew because when I was in an orgy with him in 1983,

he positioned himself on the floor under this new young girl so she could sit on his face. I had never seen anyone love asshole like him. I hope he actually said this at the funeral home.

I hope this was a proper eulogy. I'm hoping it's the epitaph on his gravestone. I've never seen anyone love assholes like that man. Not a dry eye in the house. He loved assholes. It's the inspiring speech at the end of the movie.

Remember this about him. I never knew anyone who loved asshole as much as him. I was so in awe of meeting him. There was a new, young girl in that orgy that I had been paired with. I had a feeling Jamie really liked her, so I pushed her over to him

as a gift to the master. She didn't regret it. I pushed a girl over for you. Wow. Trip! girl over for you wow that's for you she fell over score one for butt man my work here is done

other porn stars need me making porno and tripping whores the butt man promised Oh, God. Making porno and tripping whores. The fuck man promised. There is the story that when he lived with Serena, the nubile redhead porn star of the mid-70s, he would always kiss her goodbye in the morning by kissing her asshole. He definitely kissed that one. You see?

You see, that's why he said that he loved asshole. He didn't love that asshole. He was in love with asshole. I love assholes. Not in love with assholes. And there was the 1986 XRCO award show. An 18-year-old Karina

Collins in a skimpy white dress with her ass jutting out walks by me and before I can put my tongue back in my mouth, she's talking to Jamie. Then they were gone, to commit some unspeakable act of exquisite ass obsession. Exquisite.

Oh, yeah. Oh. This is the classiest sodomy I've ever been in. Eight years later, the two of them sat in my living room together watching the Super Bowl, talking about student-teacher relationships. With their assholes. I don't think studying 1301 is a good is a viable classroom activity

alright A for effort, add asshole I am credited with doing the first Gonzo movies but what is called Gonzo today really was done first by Jamie he came up with the dirty debutantes concept of interviewing girls before a sex

scene. He did On the Prowl before I shot him in the first butt man scene in 1989. Jamie is part of the first generation of porn stars. We knew almost nothing about the erotic arts before him.

Now he's gonzo. Oh wow. Oh, wow. Oh, Jamie. I was like, how do we fuck? Somebody talk to Jamie. That must be terrible to try to fuck in the 1960s before Jamie Gillis was born.

What is this weird flappy thing off the front of my lower abdominal region? Jamie said, wait a minute, this can go in something. I know, the man is a pioneer. Well, first, he didn't quite figure it out because he said asshole, and then someone else.

It was a stepping stone, though. Check out the next hole over. Wait a minute. What do you mean? Whoa! Where did this come from? That's how something goes from fucking to being an erotic art. Alright, we're gonna move swiftly from Buttman into Jenna

Jameson. This is her MySpace. Oh god. She asked her fans to name her babies for her. Oh, wow. Is that an entendre? No.

No, no, no. Her actual babies. Yeah, her twin babies. Are you sure this isn't? So, Squiddy, do you want to take Jenna Jameson and then just pick a post as a response? We won't go through it, but just pick one if it sings out to you. Oh, yeah.

Okay. The whole thing right after that. I want to do Mrs. Dickerson. Alright. Alright. Okay. September 25th, 2008. Thursday. alright okay September 25th 2008 Thursday

one blog on Myspace current mood happy face surprised this goes to show that there are still wonderful people in the world I have personally read all of your blog replies to my twins post not one negative post.

I love the fact that I have such amazing support from all of you. This is the time of my life. This is one time in your life. I can't wait to take all of you with me on my journey through pregnancy and into motherhood. Maybe we should do a little poll. Any fabulous ideas for names? XOXOXOX, JJ? I don't know, just say that with your sock, sock, sock, socks.

Sock, sock, sock. Let's see girls' names. Destiny Dawn, Paradise Rose, Mercedes Ann, Sapphire Rose. Boy names, Xavier James, Dakota Paul, Hunter Felix. Hope you like them. Kids are beautiful, but they're true handfuls. Grow life, grow life, wildflowers. Oh, what?

They're always gardening. So enjoy. Wow! What scholars you all are. How appropriate. A bunch of ignorant, broke jokes. How much money do you have again? How many records have you sold recently? How disgusting of you.

Do you kiss your mouth with these mouths? Did you kiss your mother with these mouths? And you are from the South? What an epic disgrace. Who the F are you to talk about anyone? Hypocrites! And really, nobody can say anything to you

to hurt you any more than your popularity or your record sales already have. Lumpfow! Once again, they have all tricked off to her at least once in their miserable lives. And they are just mad. First, because her language is so horrible. And second, because she didn't waste her time on them.

Very true to yours. Yeah. Not one negative comment. Alright, I'm taking Renee, the next one, down. I feel that you should have more respect for her, even though she was a porn star at one point in her life. Don. Tuh.

Mean. People cannot change. So, what? Don. Tuh. Ooh. Keep your nasty look on this. Do your self and let her raise her boys with respect, Ellipsis. Do yourself

and let her raise her boys with respect ellipsis. Okay. Jolene. Jolene Rudge. Hi, pretty mama. No, wait, no, wait, no. I've done that one before.

Hi, pretty mama. wait no wait no I've done that one before Hi pretty mama Okay names One of my favorites And one I hope to name one of my children If ever I am so blessed is Lyric I just love how it sounds And it makes me feel like the child was made with Song poetry and love

I'm not really good at names, but that is the only idea I have. Good luck and bless you and your family. Jolene! If you say such offense to the word nigger, then stop conducting yourself as one. Additionally, threats are for the weak!

What? How are your English teachers down there in Louisiana? Oh, let me guess. You quit to become a star? Nobody's scared of a bunch of ignorant, no-talented rejects. Thank you for the cracker

comment. I think the actual pronunciation is cracker. Do you know what cracker meant? Or do you need a history lesson as well as English? You can't insult people when you don't know the meanings. I have to agree with Melissa. What a waste of sperm and an egg. Hey, Mr. Wannabe Millionaire.

You need to shut your filthy, ignorant, non-spelling, non-spelling, uneducated, hate-spelling mouth. You are a low-caste, low-life piece of shit who needs to learn how to spell and get some mental health for all your rape fantasies. I wouldn't be surprised if you were gay and in the closet after all the ass-sucks you keep talking about. This is positive page for someone who is happy, so fuck off, you loser.

You wish you had the success of your life, but you don't, so instead of working a little harder, you choose to come here and talk stupid shit and try to bring people down to your level, that's so sudden, though! P.S. If you don't like the N-word, then stop saying it like it's cool. Keep the it's-just-for-us-black-foot bullshit to a minimum. If it degrades

and offends you, stop using it, so will everyone else, Mr. Double Standard. And that's the couple of ellipses that mean she's done. Ten means she's still going. Six means she's done. What about Princess Melanie?

Grant for a boy because the Lord granted you a beautiful wish. And hope for a girl because we hope she is as beautiful, strong, and intelligent as her parents. That's my two cents. Please continue to post. I will live vicariously through you as I'm unhinged. God bless. All names should be puns. I like it.

Oh, wrong. I want to read Jenny's name suggestions. If you have two girls, Tristan Lane and Trinity Lee, two boys, Tristan Lucas and Trace Ellis, one boy and one girl, Tristan Boy and Trinity Girl. I also like

Donovan Michael, Dominic, Alizé, like the drink. Oh, yeah. Nevaeh. I've seen this on someone else's and love the idea of Nevaeh and heaven. My niece's name is Nevaeh Kieran,

Shizedon, Braylon, Brayden, Aiden, etc. Braylon. Braylon. I think Tr, Aiden, etc. Braylon. Braylon. I think Tristan Lane sounds like a movie star name. Best of luck, Jenna. And Crystal's gonna

elaborate on something. Crystal, Nevaeh, it's heaven backwards. Alright, here's Tink. I'm rich and I hate my future kids. My husband and I like unique names. We named our little boy Rowdy.

R-O-W-D-Y. When I was pregnant we were also thinking of Trip. But you will know when it's the perfect one because it will stick with you and your heart will melt thinking of it. Best of luck! My heart melts

for Rowdy. I hope he's a really fat kid. This is no one. I never knew too much about you besides the obvious until I watched your bio on E, and I think you are a wonderful person you are.

I'm so happy for you and Tito. How about Olivia, Ava, Aja, Brooke, Ellipsis? Question mark? question mark, for a boy, Oliver, Nathan, Thor, Justin? Anyways, good luck! And I can't wait to see more belly pics.

Because, you know, somebody's getting all up excited about that. Okay, I've got one. I'm Scott. Oh, okay. Oh, no, no, no. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm Scott Reeves. Here are a few names to throw throughout.

Boys. Tito Jr. Scott. Sean. Michael. Alexander. Joseph. Girls. Nikki. Nicole. Angela. Lisa. Jennifer. Morgan. Ariel. alexander joseph girls nikki nicole angela lisa jennifer morgan ariel personally i would never say anything to disrespect you because one you are a woman and two cheeto is a rather large man and i would really hate to be on the receiving end of one of his punches.

Semi-colon, close parenthesis. You have a lot of fans who adore you and who are also very happy for you and the big man. Us fans expect to see some belly pictures as you progress through the next several months of your pregnancy. Be good, Jenna! Exclamation marks. Give me a baller to be excited. Just let me know. By the way, if you can find Scott's picture, he's a really fat dude, but

it's like part of his face is being torn off and underneath it's the Terminator. That's about Terminator. Okay, I got one. Mommy of three and two in heaven. If it's a girl, I like Emma, Sydney,

Mercedes, Avery, Savannah, Randy, Lily. If it's a boy, of course. I love this name. It's my son's name.

Who is in heaven? His name is Caleb. I love this name. It's my son's name, who is in heaven. His name is Caleb. I also like the name Clay, Toby, Evan, Jaden. If I think anymore, I'll message you, but I'm so happy for y'all. If I ever think again. Here's a really short one. I got one. Hold on. I wish I could carry twins,

but I was told I would never have kids, and I have an eight-month-old baby girl. I lost my son five years ago, and have had four miscarriages in my life. Good choice. Good to tell Jenna Jameson about that. I had a miscarriage. Porn stars must know about it.

Yeah, I had a miscarriage, but at least must know about it. Yeah, I had a miscarriage, but at least my child will be carried by Jenna Jameson so it lives on. I love the names Sterling, Maverick, Montgomery, Remington, Rockwell for boys. My husband and I were really hoping for a boy because we already have a little girl. We're having another girl

and still as happy as ever renaming her Madeline Kenly see I thought maybe they'd still name her Remington or something Remington Rockwell this is short Enos is a nice

name hosted by Enos on September 27th short. Enus is a nice name. Ball. Posted by Enus on September 27th. How about Nevaeh for a girl? It's heaven backwards. I already did that one. They're really into Nevaeh. There's a lot of them, actually.

Hey, how about Nevaeh? Guys, Nevaeh. Victor, will you take that thing I posted? That would be our sign-off thing. How about Lele? It's hell backwards. It's from Suicide Blonde. Oh, Suicide Blonde.

Yes. Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Suicide Blonde. Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda, Tilda. Think of those who mean the world to you and make some sort of combination. I realize that's a lot of folk for you, but hey, how about JT for a boy or a girl? It's a pretty emotional thing, really. I had a hard time.

Then one day when was still pregnant, leaving a favorite restaurant day with my two favorite people in the world with me in the middle, it just hit me almost like God tapped me on the shoulder. The first part of her name came from Kay, like a second mom to me, and Lee, my mom's middle name, and Dawn as her middle name,

which is also the middle name of my friend who introduced me to her daddy. That's how I cam-y up with Kaylee Dawn. That sounds like a Japanese noodle dish. Kaylee Dawn, the Terran-y Dawn. People think it's a stupid name, but they don't know how much thought I put into it. People think it's a stupid name, but they don't know how much thought I put into it. Here's a really sweet one.

I'm just glad that Suicide Blonde took a break from posting on Yahoo Answers to guest star here. I like if it's a girl mixie. That's it. Now his babby name formed? It's short and above all to the point. I too like a girl mixie. In an age of stupid celebrity baby names, it seems no one has respect for the classics anymore.

The best girl name I know of was also a country song by Brain White called Rebecca Lynn. The name itself says beauty class and sophistication. Also with a name like that, you'd be more likely to become a real estate agent, insurance salesperson, or even fashion design. All right. Here's one for you,

man. All this celebrity culture is such bullshit. I think you should choose a name that a country singer sang about. Victor for boy, for girl, Sylnia. That's all I can give you off the top of my head. This is from Marissa. I think it is awesome you re-having twins me-nd. Okay. Wait, I got to start that over. Hang on. Sorry. All right. you re having twins me and my husband.

Okay, wait, I gotta start that over. Hang on. Sorry. Alright. I think it is awesome you re having twins me and my husband. Give it together. I have to post it so you know what I'm looking at. Okay. I have to post it so you know what I'm looking at oh

let's wrap it up third try oh my god Harley Quinn you three having twins me and my husband okay I got a comment here to give you a little Awesome. You three having twins. Me and my husband. Okay, I got a comment here to give you a little break if you need another moment.

Ben tried for three years to get pregnant with no luck. We have two daughters, but we like boy. It will happen eventually. I have faith. I think it is a really cool name for a boy or girl would be Harley Quinn. Oh yeah, you should name your boy Harley Quinn. It's what we wanted to name our next child. So if you like it, you can use it. Much love and congrats. Isn't that from a Batman cartoon? It's from Batman. It's Harley Quinn, the Harley Quinn.

It's also what Kevin Smith named his daughter. Yeah, it's what Kevin Smith's daughter is called. Oh my goodness. He has a father named his daughter. Yeah, it's what Kevin Smith's daughter is called. Oh, my goodness. His father is his director. What I love about this thread is so many of the guys' names are generally really normal, but so many of the girls' names just sound like straight-up porn names. If it's a guy, I think you should name it Ethan. If it's a girl, you should name it Princess Penis Mouth.

Princess Penis Mouth. Not Princess Penis Mouth! Found, um, at sign, pipe, close parenthesis, and yen has a comment about that. Please, please, please, please, x100, no, unique, unique,

spellings of any names. I hate it. I think it's stupid. And it just shows ignorance Boots, would you take this This specific post here Yeah, this is very important recollections Oh, this This is these girls You have to yell this.

I've got to close my window. Hold on. I'll be right back. You know, that boot you, neighbor, until he started shouting about girls in the net. I'm sorry, Derry. I just had to yell about porn stars on the internet. I hope it's not a problem, Derry. I just had to yell about porn stars on the internet.

I hope it's not a problem, Derry. I never expected when I found this that I'd have to read it. Okay. This is Young Good Money. These girls I haven't seen do anal. That is a sexy ass woman right there, but just because she does do anal, I don't have any

movies of her. Can anyone make that happen? I mean, if LT can get Carmen Hayes to do anal, why not Isla Fox? I mean, I know that there are some girls that just won't do it. That is cool, but man, fuck, there has to be some way to get her to do anal.

Shit, what about angel eyes? I see her less and less nowadays. Why haven't she do anal? Can someone please make that happen? How about Sarah J and Pinky?

Make her do anal. You think it's just going to deny the world a chance to see them taking up the ass? That's very selfish. Oh, thank you, young money. You've given me my new pickup line. Can I fuck from the ass? No, that's pretty selfish of you.

I just love how they keep talking about making it happen. Just sneak it up on the street. There we go. This mouth is new to me, but what about Ava Lauren? She's sexy, but no anal. What the fuck is that?

How about a chick I haven't seen in forever like Frankie LaRue? Bitch was sexy as hell, but why is he? How about a chick I haven't seen in forever like Frankie LaRue? Bitch was sexy as hell, but why is it getting fucked on a series? If you don't like it, fuck you. Shit, man, I would love to see Nina Mercedes

do just one fuck BWA. What about Caramel? Sexy motherfucking ass man. What the fuck's she at? Lexi Cruz? I mean, damn, why hasn't she had a dick in her ass already? It's so romantic.

It really makes you think, doesn't it? It really does. I mean, why? To tell you the truth, I have no idea what Destiny DeVille is black Indian Latin, but she needs a dick in the ass.

I'm going to romanticize you. She needs a dick in the ass. How has Lacey DeVille been around so long without getting fucked in the ass? Fuck Bambi Bliss and Nautica Binks, and you have a movie because they're sexy and will do anal. Sorry.

You're almost there. I'm just, in my head, I'm picturing this being done by Derry Seinfeld where is Tyra bag 666 she has done anal before but have her do it again Tyra Moore and those huge fucking tits should have a dick in her ass

man what the fuck those tits should have an ass so I can put a dick in it please please supplant an ass on those tits so that I can put a dick in it I don't know anatomy but I do know so that I can put a dick in it.

I don't know anatomy, but I do know what it likes to get a dick in. Mel O'Deepliss. Pink, not Pinky. Mary Jane. Lori. Alexia. Candice Van. Alicia Tyler Paradise.

And let me not forget Roxy Reynolds beautiful ass all these girls need to do anal man cause to tell you the truth I'm tired of seeing the same 8 or 9 chick do anal

now don't get me wrong they do a hell of a job but how many times can you watch them and still want to see them again? Them versus you versus me! Son, you need Jesus. Get them penalized! That was great. I was picturing that as the man on my porch that's just

just pacing around shouting or like one of those guys on a subway in New York like you're just commuting to work and then hey I like the three posts down there's some guy that goes through and

oh yeah apparently all of these people did anal. Victor, go be helpful, will you? Angel Eyes did anal in What It Do number one, and did low anal in an Evil Angel Belladonna

slash Nacho movie in 2004. Sarah J bliss did anal when she was the hot new thing pink did almost all anal when she was the hot new thing. Lori Alexa did anal before and now with her new stage name. Candice Vaughn did anal in Booty Talk 61,

one of her first few scenes. That's a lot of booty talk. Check IFT. It's helpful in finding stars' histories. I checked IAFD after I saw that. It has a listing by category of dead porn stars. Oh, that's depressing.

It's incredibly depressing. These are the porn stars that were murdered. These are the porn stars that OD'd. These are the porn stars that were murdered. These are the porn stars that OD'd. These are the porn stars that died of AIDS. Oh my god. Do they also have a list of all the porn stars who are still alive? It's a much

smaller list. Don't look at me. I just jerk off to porn databases all day. Check it out. Squiddy, will you take the first post on this link here? Sure, let's see. Nothing could possibly be bad about this.

Oh god. Porn's most hated. I love smut, but something's gotta give. I can't believe how many people like Brian Pumper and Stacey Cash. I think they both blow dog. So let's have it. I put up a best all-time list and got mixed reviews. So who do you guys hate? I personally hated Guy Silver or DeSilver, whatever that fucker's name was.

To me, Pumper could be great, he just doesn't put forth the effort. Oh, Pumper. Oh, Brian Pumper, you're not living up to your potential. He's the Pumper that couldn't. He's being shown up by Gary Large Penis. Nautica Thorne is another Thororn in my side she's one of the best looking performers in the business but an asian that doesn't do anal is like a steak without onions man that's what i always say wait what time i didn't know that's the most unusually racist sentence Like I'm offended I think

Others include Um X-Tachy X-Tachy Coco and Chocolate, Temptress, Asia Carrera, Racist Raveness, Terry Weigel Valentino Sky Taylor, Tiffany Mason, Nikki Fairchild Guy De Silva, Ray Victory, Naomi Marcella, Bridget Powers, no midgets and regular-sized people porn.

Also racist. Savita Rose, Mary Carey, Santiago Lee Van Damage, Lee Stone, Max Hardcore Ben Dover, Stacey Cash Kyle Jammer, Genevieve Jolly Mr. Biggs, how can he be cocky and gay and don't forget that's impossible those things are mutually exclusive

this is the weirdest bigot all gay people are supposed to be humble these are just a pinch of homophobia these two stereotypes I've never heard of before I just love An Asian that doesn't do animals Like a steak without onions man

And that specifically points out someone named Asia As being racist Maybe that's what they're basing it on I don't really understand Anything that I just said And then Squiddy go down to There's one called Still Begging. You just have to read that.

Still Begging. Look who's back, Aguaman. Takes one and no one, Primate. Smutfucker, H2Ho, but then again, I guess you wouldn't actually have to be getting some to actually be considered a ho. Then again, on a porn forum, ho is a good thing.

And you're just a thing. It's not my fault animals run from you, you silly putty. I see you sold some tin cans and bought bitch crap, which means you followed my advice. Hey, wait, I thought I was against clan code to talk to Africans. Though didn't know the clan accepted gays, isn't that forbidden? What do you mean? He wants to get an insult in there, and he likes them all, so we'll just throw them all in there.

Maybe something will stick. What the hell is going on? What is she talking about? He's mad, and he's not sure why. I'm so angry, I'm going to list things. He's going to fire off a whole bunch of insults, and maybe one of them will take, and, you know, good. I guess.

I know they forgot to read it to you can the clan read i thought they used percussion instruments to communicate i would like pink pinky pink this pop star to sit on my face i know it would be better to beg for that instead of being a lazy cow begging the same man you insult for something that isn't real rummy i speak in wow i am from the clan. When you collect more cans, buy No Man's Land Latin Edition. You might like it. Now back to porn's most hated

beggars, fans who are rummies, homeless people who beg for free porn so EA doesn't squirt Dildo Fest and charges $100 for it. What are the beggars going to do? Last time I checked, lesbians didn't whine. Francis Deck has gone even more crazy. Porno gangster computer god.

Clan who speak in percussion instruments, moon power. My name is Force of Nature, and I have a problem with your list. You'd have to explain why you hate a few of the people on that list to me. Here are some of my objections. Cal Jammer. A suicide about 15 years ago.

It's a complete waste of effort to hate the poor guy. Rip, Cal. Max Hardcore. Currently doing about the next three years in jail. He's a crazy fuck, but you have to have some sympathy for his present situation. Chocolate and Mocha!

Not doing much in the business for about the last eight years. They were a chocolate fantasy back in the day, and they both did anal in close to 100% of their scenes. They are pretty ghetto with nasty and not-in-a-good-way attitudes. But why hate them when their careers

are about over and they are moving on with their post-porn lives and they are popping out babies these days? Guy Silva? The dude was born with an ugly Neanderthal look. Give him your pity, not your hate. Sativa Rose!

Even with her bad attitude, any of us posting on the forum with the capital f would fuck her at the drop of a hat her lips were custom designed for her oral skills and pleasures and she's been doing anal for the last 18 months plus five years of resisting it so what's not to like about this latina hottie? Hola, Sativa. Hola. Lucy Tai and the Tai sisters. Lucy has an amazing body with great

curves, even if she's a textbook example of a whore. For a performance performer who compartmentalizes her life. From her interviews, I'd say she was well bred and well raised, and that she's a bit embarrassed about the way she's come to make a living, as opposed to the majority of these sluts who are simply beyond shame!

Lucy clearly got into porn for the money and some big short-term financial gains. Not for the love of it, for some reason. Not for the artistry. Get into porn for the money. What's this world coming to? And she probably can't stay in the business for as long as she has. She probably has a totally different life away from the camera.

Comma, parenthesis, dressing sensibly and in a non-slutty way and she might even have an actual non-porn job! The goody two-shoes who tries to blend... Whoa! So now she's a goody two-shoes. Jesus.

She's a whore, but what really pisses me off is what a prude she is. A bit of a goody two-shoes who tries to blend into society when she's not working in porn. She still gives strong effort and hot performances before the cameras. As opposed to that, he thinks when she gets her working in porn, she still gives strong effort and hot performances before the cameras. As opposed to that, he thinks

when she gets her cable fixed, he has to start fucking every time. Like, the plumber comes over and she's like, oh, well, here we go. This is the cable. Here's my ass. That parenthesis never ended. No, that parenthesis didn't ever end.

We're still in the parenthetical statement. Forever. I don't know about your sisters to comment except that they are strictly non-anal. And I don't hate porno girls just because they won't take that rocky ride. Ben Dover. Nothing but good, dirty

anal fun from Ben. With a touch of Brit goofiness thrown in. I could create this bloke, and his movies are becoming rare collector's items in the States. He was really prolific in the 1990s and early 2000s, but the spunk stream has dried up considerably. I could use a copy of Ben Dover's Anal Spunkfest if any of them were God couldn't we all not to watch

but just to show off that's like those titles aren't ironic to me the only reason to hate Ben is that he didn't make more of his movies available in the USA he's still porn royalty in the UK. False of nature.

So in the UK, porn royalty, is that different from the actual royalty? You're actually knighted by the queen. Oh, okay. But which head? Oh! Alright. But which head? Oh! Oh!

All right. I got quick, quick, quick, quick, quick little bit. Is it the health advice one? No, no. There's two very quick things. This one's just a sentence. But, Victor, would you just read that sentence for me? William H., you should use the word gang blow

in place of the term blow bang. It really is more descriptive if you think about it. You know what? That's true. I have to confess, I don't know how I could argue against that. I have no know how I could argue against that I have no idea how I could argue for it okay and then the last thing

is a health issue now you might think this is Yahoo Answers but this is inside of a porn forum a porn discussion forum will you Stog will you take Uchiha Sasuke?

Uchiha Sasuke, it's a character from Naruto. Oh my god, it's a man. I don't know if it's a pity for you or not that you know this. You can feel as much pity for me as you want. And Boots, you're a debaser. I am.

You've got you a movie. Did you grow up to be one? You can feel as much pity for me as you want. And Boots, you're a debaser. I am. Okay, okay. You've got you a movie. Did you grow up to be one? All right, cool. Ever pee sperm? A few hours ago, I was in the bathroom going about my business when I noticed as I am peeing, a large string of white stuff starts coming out of my tube with the pee and hangs on the end of my head

joke. Why is that so funny? Ever Peace. I can only assume it's leftovers from last night's relief session. It was weird, though. Has this happened to anyone else? I'd also like to point out

that you should not take Ever Peace sperm as a tonic. It's more of an ointment. that you should not take ever-pee sperm as a tonic. It's more of an ointment. For health and vigor, drink ever-pee sperm. Ever-pee sperm's tonic.

Okay. Debaser. It's a digestive. No, but welcome to adult talk, fellow pervert. I have peed after whacking off, and pee has flown in every direction, because my pee hole was lodged with dead sperm. Sorry, guys. Oh, God.

That's already gross, but lodged with dead sperm. He typed those words. Sorry, guys.ged with dead sperm. He typed those words. Sorry, guys. It makes a mess, and I have to take a shower to clean myself up. Oh. Oh. Boot has a response for all

of this, if I may. Retrograde ejaculation? This means that the semen goes backwards into the bladder instead of coming out of the penis, so that very little or no semen is ejaculated at the time of orgasm, and the urine looks cloudy after having sex. This occurs when the bladder's sphincter muscle does not contract properly during orgasm, as a result of which the semen leaks back from the urethra into the bladder. This could be caused by prostate surgery, a spinal injury, diabetes,

high blood pressure medication, and congenital problems. A simple way to diagnose retrograde ejaculation is to examine a man's urine after he ejaculates. If there are sperm in the urine, this confirms the diagnosis. Uh, get me coffee is slightly less substantial.

Hey, you ever drink your possessive own pee? Wait, there's a direct response to Boots. Hey. To boot apostrophe S post. Prince of Saturn says, Okay, is there a cure? Is there a cure?

Is there a cure? Is there a cure? Oh, they say porn doesn't hurt anybody. This happened to me once. It was because I was high on meth for the first and only time. Life is much better off of drugs. You don't pee sperm. See, that's what they need to tell you when the little drug officer comes to your fifth grade class and talks to you.

And somebody can read Mopower, which follows. I'm going to read Cemetery Man. Not peeing sperm. My anti-drug. Remember, people, it's semen, not sperm. Sperm are not visible. Or if you prefer, cum, banana juice, baby batter, cocksnot, but not sperm.

Well. I don't think I prefer baby batter or cocksnot. Banana juice. What are you talking about? There is so much eroticism in the Or cocksnot. Banana juice. What are you talking about? There is so much eroticism in the word cocksnot. That's banana juice. Banana juice.

Banana. Does my cock need a tissue? And there we go. The vocal and exuberant fans of pornography. John, what do you think we learned this week? I learned that apparently sex is just kind of, well, sex, one thing. I mean, pornography has just become kind of commonplace and kind of boring. It's kind of a thing. Like, you know, it used to be, especially when I was, you know, a teen growing up, was kind of a thing. It used to be, especially when I was

a teen growing up, it was such a thing. It was like, oh god, pornography and going to the store and can we steal some or whatever. It's just, oh my god. Now it's just like dudes talking about, hey, you ever done anal? Hey, how was it with that guy doing that thing? It's just another

thing to talk about. Who cares? I guess we've all become disenfranchised. And yeah, when it's not, you know, it's, I mean, when we go through, when we've gone through episodes in the past, you know, we've had a lot of talk about people's specific fetishes, you know, just very recently we were talking

about people's inflation fetish. And people, just very recently we were talking about people's inflation fetish. And people of, you know, these porno fans are fetishists insofar as they want specific people to be sodomized and not enjoy it. Right.

I think that's what we're looking at here. And it's also one of those things where, you know, you have this conversation about pornography being mainstream. And, oh, you know, more and more people are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And yet, the people who are actually porno fans are still the same creepy people with bad social issues as it's always been. Right. Yeah, yeah, it's the same people people you just are able to see them easier but it's still just kind of i don't know i think it's also it's gotten a bit more though because you know like i watched this uh an older movie it was uh george c scott and it uh what was it hardcore and that whole porn scene is just it's

really underground and it's really weird. And they're all – the whole – it's got pretty much like porn and porn movies are just in the red light district in that. Now you can accidentally type in like one word wrong in a Google search and then the whole world just boom opens up to you of all this porn that you weren't even thinking about seeing. That's always my excuse. But the point is, is that, you know, it's just, it's kind of part of the internet. Not only are you seeing all these people just talking about it, just regular, but it's also more available, so you get more of those people. And it's just, you know, I think that's it. It's just kind of a boring thing now.

Just, hey, girls having an arrest, whatever. Now that you mention it, porn is more accessible these days. I really wish the local news would do some sort of special about that. That would be really enlightening. You know, I just thought I haven't gotten scared enough about it yet, so I'm hoping that happens. The website is always thefpl.us. Like us on Facebook, become our friends in Internet ways,

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I love pornography where are you going to find that specifically a special 18 hour episode we're just going to watch pornography and describe it well Citrus already did that during T4

we've got a whole schoolhouse rock styled song showing you how to find it on the internet