The F Plus - 282: Pounded In The Butt By The Heal Beam

Episode Date: June 10, 2018

Over time, the sociological constructs of multiplayer video games have bled ever more into the regular lives of sexually active adults. Whether with strangers or known companions, the construct of team dynamics in a pseudoviolent situation become more commonplace and more complex. Which is, of course, very sexy. To that end, this is an episode about r/healsluts, a community of people who extrapolate video game healing into a dom/sub relationship, because of course they do. This week, The F Plus allows you to hump a pillow.

She got unusually quiet as she corrected the health on her character sheet. I noticed her leaning over and whispering to the DM a few times. She finally got frustrated, looked me straight in the eyes, and half-shouted, I get hard! Hello. Hello. We're gonna max your chivos with the F+. A terrible place with terrible things. Red with enthusiasm.

In the room tonight we have BootsRainGear. As the title says, looking for any free mobile games I can heel slut to. John Toast. If you were reading this Hanzo from today's match, you made a little heel slut really happy. If you fail to revive a teammate, take your

hand off the mouse and pinch your nipple for 30 seconds. Stog! If you blow the stealth, put on the clamps, do not take them off until you have redeemed yourself. And Lemon. My Payday 2 BDSM game is called Door Whore!

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Make everybody play them. Stop making video games and only make hats. We need to get certifications for hats. Can these hats come in some sort of loot boxes? Because I think that that would be a popular choice. It'll never work. Well, one thing about video games is that video games can be moral. And that's because, you know, people talk about the violence in video games.

People don't talk about the fact that there's healing in video games. Lots of video games that exist that have, you know, like people healing each other, people giving each other life. Like with crystals? Yes, of course. That's the way that you give somebody your life essence like with crystals yes of course that's the that's the way that you give somebody your life essence is with crystals a video game i'm looking forward to is uh you know a bank robbery simulator but instead of you know actually robbing the bank they cure like the players come in and cure someone's gingivitis all right as long as there's DLC. Can Stogs sing things like that? Just be our episode.

Well, I mean, yes, it probably will be. But anyway, healing makes video games moral, and it also makes video games very sexy. So to that end, I'm going to introduce you to something that Spooks has recently introduced me to, and that is the world of heel sluts. What? Well, it is, as you might imagine, a Reddit. Of course. Great. So, um,

as Spooks points out, since time immemorial, man has tried to come to video games. While many have succeeded, I posit that this is an empty victory. There is no human connection to being fucked by a video game to amend this the people over at r slash heel sluts have decided to fuck each other through the medium of video gaming um so it's a great place uh and uh we're gonna learn a little bit about r slash heel sluts which i think will be you know the the best place to start here so so uh john what is r slash heel sluts well to put it in the simplest terms r slash heel sluts

is a subreddit designed to add a spice of life to gaming and healing through sexual types of fun the target games are any games and incorporate a healer into the mix, and the types of sexual fun that is had is entirely dependent on the person, but it usually boils down to BDSM. Sure. Keep in mind that one of the most common misconceptions is that BDSM means bondage. While BDSM includes bondage, it is, in its definition and abbreviation, that's not all it is. I mean, sure.

Okay. Yep. Gotcha. Yep. Fine. There's three other leathers. That's true. That's cool.

I think I got the hang of it. Boots, your name is Kinky Shibby. Yep. And what did you make? Yeah. I made a fem- I made a fem-dom audio to brainwash you into being a good little mercy for me. I'm Kinky Shibby.

I made this. Why? For the fuck of it, really. It's tone and pacing. Starts a bit poetic. Using a confusion style induction to confuse your mind into trance as your mind keeps up with my words as the meaning sinks into your subconscious so what your eyes go all googly and then you start hearing like dj tiesto in your head or something

that's like an eye audio but for heel sledding i'm not gonna tell you because because because that will spoil all the money that that you need to spend on it. But the answer is yes. That's live for sale cash. And then when you are relaxed and have given in, I start discussing the true you. The you that really is just a heel slut. A little whore. I share it with my team.

But who is in essence always mine i play a game called overwatch a lot wait what the fuck we know you mentioned mercy never mind it's fine in it i love to play tank characters it could be really annoying since I solo queue a lot to get teams where there are zero healers. And so I thought to myself, why not brainwash some? That's a direct solution to your problem. This gets

over being likable. I've made Manchurian candidates to make people play healers. Don't be surprised if you get the urge to pick this game healers. Don't be surprised if you get the urge to pick this game up and try not to be disheartened as the developers have completely

fucked Mercy over and over in patches. Oh no. That's gross. I kind of thought he'd be into that. But hey, you enjoy a good fucking, don't you? God, I just love that even in this thing where it's just like,

I'm going to make a healer, playing a healer in a video character, video game, I'm going to make that a fucking thing, I'm going to make it about sex, and they still take time to whine about nerfs. Oh, you healed me real good, didn't you? I mean, not that you can heal well, because they put down your healing. Anyways, heal me. Anyway, while I do turn you into a mercy, I don't mention cocks or vaginas. So really, it could be listened to by either gender.

Oh, okay. Put your thing in my thing. Yeah. Hello. Here's thing in my thing. Yeah. Hello. It is me, Baby Pocket. Baby Pocket with two points. Oh, my heart. I'm dying.

I need to heal-slut myself so I get rid of this heart disease I've got. Well, or you can eat less taco in a bag. No, never. Okay. get rid of this heart disease i've got well or you can eat less taco in a bag no never okay i've spent hours healing boys and men because i could never find a fandom tank to follow but goodness me this is lovely it makes me wish I could put myself on the battlefield again. But you can't? Carpal Tunnel? I don't understand. I got banned from the game for telling everybody to fuck me while I was playing. I threw my Xbox One out the window after I solo-cued for like three hours last night.

after I solo queued for like three hours last night. If I saw you in game, I wouldn't put my spray on the wall and wait for you to notice me. Oh, okay. No. Okay. I would put my spray at your feet and sit on it

and beg that you'd accept me as your healer. Do you think we need to explain that spray doesn't mean he's ejaculating over the place? I don't... And that he's just spray painting a logo on either the wall or the floor? Yeah, whether or not we need to, yeah. In the game, I assume you can do this in overwatch too you can sort of hit a button and then you'd like make a graphic appear on the wall um so i don't know what that spray at the feet would be um but i'm sure it would be very erotic yeah i mean in overwatch you can't make you can't

put in your own sprays you got to use the ones the devs give you so i guess you really want the spray of the lucio o cereal to really get across the fact that you want to be femdom i guess i don't know uh hey hey f plus do you guys want to hear a really sexy story yeah of course yes yeah right now right now okay so this is a really sexy story about what happened in a tf2 random weaponizer server hell yeah how all sexy games i believe it might be a weapon randomizer but okay yep so in a tf2 weapon randomizer server that's the same thing um i was stripped of offensive weapons and i became the perfect support teamress 2 is a highly modded game. One of the kind of modded communities, servers you can find are weapon randomizers,

which basically gives you random weapons from random classes, making a glitchy, buggy, unbalanced, but goofy mess. And it gives you new weapons each time you die. After I respawned, I spawned without any primary weapon, as I had instead a passive that made me get more health. I only had a metagun for healing, and a wrench to construct buildings for my team. The wrench in question was the only one in game which puts many sentries,

making my only relevant buildings health and ammo dispensers and teleporters. So the only thing that I could do was run around and heal teammates and support my team. Surprisingly, because of my large health pool, I lasted incredibly long. At one point, I even glitched in someone and was tied to them as I was healing

them. Like a male anglerfish. No clip for sale. That wasn't in the text. Making me some kind of pet. Too bad it didn't last long. I'm just glad that TF2 made the Kandurin official character class after all this time. What?

Wasn't that a sexy story? That was a really sexy story. I'm too aroused to offer an opinion on that story. Pretty hot. Okay, well then what do you have instead? Well, my name is Healing Yandere. Yep, Healing Yandere. And you are tagged Heelslut, by the way.

Some people have Heelslut tags. Obviously. I have a random question okay it has three points how do you feel about slutting slash doming with someone when you have a significant other i feel like i want to see how you explain that to your significant other and if they would even consider it cheating but go ahead i keep trying to hit my significant other with a wrench to support them i think it'd be okay if done correctly

with limit set since it's most since it is mostly just what it is. Yeah. Okay. It is mostly just what it is. Yeah. Okay. It is mostly just what it is. Yeah.

As are all things. Mostly. A different, more enthralling way of playing a game. Sometimes with other people. But I'd still like some opinions. Me. Hello. Hello. Hello.

I am Beast and Geeky Girl. Oh, man. Stanley, you are out of your mind. Incorporate them into some fun. That's what we've done. incorporate them into some fun that's what we've done my girlfriend geeky girl did some heel slutting support slutting on league of legends with a dom we met through this reddit and whilst he was doming online i her boyfriend and main dom was administering the punishments when she or he, ADC Dom, died in game. What?

ADC is attack, damage, carry? That doesn't help anything. Okay. No, no, it doesn't. We set clear rules and limits prior to it, and we had the Dom on speaker, so we both heard what was being said said and so I could easily end the session if I felt my sub wasn't enjoying it or I wasn't happy.

Thanks, Beast and Geeky Girl. Appreciate that. You're welcome! Oh man, I can't wait for someone to break up with their boyfriend over someone getting heel slutted in Diablo. That's going to be so fucking good. Hey, I have a question for all of us.

My name is Spicy Boy Too Spicy. Spicy Boy is too spicy. Take it back. Sir, how is your spicy boy? Oh, it's a little too spicy. Yeah, so what are the in-game interactions that excite you i'm just curious what kind of in-game interactions spark your submissive or dominant side like for me if i on very rare occasions am on dps and what does that mean again damage damage for a second you

can be on that yeah you can be on damage you. You're the one that does the most damage. Oh, okay. Cool. Go, go, go, go. And someone says, support main on DPS. GG. I sometimes like to apologize and swap to mercy and pocket whoever said it. I know I'm kind of rewarding slash enabling toxic behavior, which isn't great, but it can feel so good to be put in my place every once in a while.

Wow. Hey, it's me, SDCoy. Uh-huh. I got 23 points. When someone in chat says, great heels after a match. Woo-woo. I really like that sad woo-woo.

I really pride myself on actually being a really good mercy player besides a heel slut so it makes me all warm and fuzzy when someone acknowledges i did a good job i'll usually friend them after and pocket them wow i when somebody was being a good healer when i'm playing Overwatch, I had no idea I was making them cum. Letting them know. That's great. No, you're making yourself cum, obviously.

Oh, I was. Yeah, I forgot that. Come quess up? Yes, hello. You're a saucy cunt. Yes, and what am I reading? Whatever you want, saucy cunt! Boy, a saucy cunt yes and what am I reading whatever you want saucy cunt boy a saucy cunt I'm not gonna tell you what to do

I have 31 points and I am saucy cunt I was playing for honor dominion as the law bringer aka the law daddy a giant hulk of a man and a tiny little peacekeeper on my team who's following me around is this a cliffy b game

no no you're thinking of law breakers yeah yeah gross okay she the pk is a female hero who is tiny seem to be new to the game and lord knows the player base could use them. So, so, I was on a point and basically set myself the goal of protecting my innocent little lewd keeper with my life. A few foes tried and failed to take

her from me and after a heated fight she ran up and did her kneeling emote at me come on your dick is broken needless to say

I don't even have to say this you know you know it anyway but needless to say, I don't even have to say this. You know it anyway, but needless to say, as a dom, it drove me a teeny bit wild. Yeah, well, I don't know why you bothered saying that. Yeah. Hi, hello, I'm a wandering merc. I just walked into this room, apparently. I have eight points, by the way. Hi, hello, I'm a wandering merc I just walked into this room apparently What the hell? I have 8 points by the way Not sure it's healthy to assume any female character

That follows you in a small team mode Is lewd HS is awesome, but it's not really intended for Hello stranger, you're lewd keeper Because I'm dumb Gotta show a tad of respect for your fellow players Until they show signs of actually being a heel slut Oh, I see, work up to it okay well yeah i didn't assume the the player was being lewd or anything along the

lines of that the pk is commonly known as the lewd keeper by the community. There are other fetishists. Checkmate internet. I'm not gross. Lots of other people are also gross. The F plus. New t-shirts.

And I never made contact with said player through voice comms or messages. No offense was intended. Well, I wandered in and I got downvoted right as I went through the door. I got zero points. That sucks. Anyways. Fool! Embarrassing.

Why do I keep wandering around here? Anyways. People are only going by what you said. Perhaps if you mentioned that lewd keeper is a term that rose up after some female player, at least that's what Quick Google suggests, it'd be better. But to any outsider not versed in the memes of a dying game, you saw a female character and got a dom boner for her because of an emote at the end of a match. The whole, my little lewd keeper, doesn't exactly help the

case, plus it could have been a kid playing. That's why you don't want to get to know- that's why you should get to know someone before you let your dom side go teeny bit wild at the slightest interaction. I mean, this is all cool, but I just feel like you're just kind of a mismatch for r slash heel.

Hey wait, are you guys like adding sexual stuff to this game that wasn't there and making it all weird BDSM no heel slut as a member of heel slut I am offended and shocked what is it going on here I'm there's heel

slutting in this establishment I'm not gonna reply again after this I'm done typing on the internet goodbye I'm I'm defending my post one more time you're intentionally assuming the worst in my actions and intent not to mention the kid comment which really come on now i posted this fun and on surface level non-sexual interaction which i enjoyed and got a little uh dom fun from uh yep Yep. Non-sexual.

Yep. It's time to get explicit. Yay. You mean we haven't been already? Yeah, so this is called Let's Get Explicit. Boots, I think you're going to start us off here, and you've got a choice to give us, okay? Oh, good. I love choices.

I'm a choosy chooser. You're a choosy chooser. Choosy, Boots, choose this. So one option is My Heel Slut Awakening, and the other option is called DPS Slut Sub Stories. Slut Slash Sub Stories. I'm going to take the DPS Slut Slut Slut Slut Slut Slash Sub Stories. That is hard to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say that's okay, then come.

So I'll just lead you in here. Basically what the title says, any interesting stories regarding your experiences as a DPS slut, how it feels to you, and why you love to be such a damaged slut for a dumb god now opening for sisters of mercy damaged slut yeah my name my name is amber dps slut oh i don't know are you into this at all wow listen i make a new account for every single time i post on reddit DPS slut. Oh, I don't know. Are you into this at all? Wow.

Listen, I make a new account for every single time I post on Reddit. She gets a lot of questions sent to her DMs when she posts them like r slash slow cooking and then she never answers them. My

Dom pointed me to this thread and so I just had to share I play a Mikoti Black Mage In FF14 And I have lost the right to wear any regular clothing Good start Is that a multiplayer game? Yep

It's an MMO I accidentally pulled the second boss In our first run of The Royal City of Rabanastra. You pulled him? Did you jerk him off by accident, or what happened there? Just reached into a hat and accidentally pulled him out. Whoa! Pushed him back in.

No, dummy, I pulled aggro. Yeah, you pulled aggro, and then you just ran until you let him into the stripper joint. Yeah. And then the boss spent $1,000 and now he's homeless because he spent all his rent money. Yeah. All right. Thanks, dog. You're welcome.

I had to apologize to the entire alliance. And when the run was over, I had to accept my punishment. Until I earned the right to wear what I want back. In-game, my Dom has me wearing the black Cascadier swimsuit and the Wolveseye thigh boots. He has a thing for pony girls which i confess gets me going good lord section is the section is well titled yeah added to this through rp i am locked in a collar wow i don't know what that okay i think she's actually playing with a collar on. See?

That could also mean entirely that she's pretending to have a collar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Though this was in play since the day my dom claimed me. An arm binder and a ball gag. That seems problematic. Yeah, how are you going to cast spells? Also, a thing that doesn't let me click the mouse. Yeah, ball gag during a voice chat game.

Hey, Amber, your Discord's sounding funny. No, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay. The ball gag is actually just a track ball. Oh, so they have to put their mouth on the desk and roll it around. That's how they play? Bunch of tech ball gag. Play some Marble Madness with your mouth.

Real hot. I am confined to the FC's grounds. Specifically, I am leashed in the Chocobo stables. On dungeon runs and farming, it's RP'd that my wrists are chained in front of me, and I am not allowed to cast any spells until my dom has whispered that he has removed my ball gag. No, so it's just her character. She's just pretending her character has. Okay.

Yeah, real super hot. As part of his standing orders to me, I play whilst sitting on a simple dildo. Just a modest peasant's dildo. Yes. Sam Raimi's a simple dildo. When I am in Astral Fire, I am not allowed to move on it. When I shift to Umbral Ice, I am to hump it until I shift back. If I come during my Umbral Ice phase, I am punished.

Oh, God, that's dumb. So this trains me to swap back to Astral Fire to keep my DPS high. At the end of each run the ball gag is locked back in place my wrists are chained behind my back and my leash is clipped back into place if i have earned punishments by

the end of our session they are administered publicly in the fc's special discord channel oh my god no administered publicly in the FC's special Discord channel. Oh my god! No! It's like an Amsterdam live sex show, except for

even weirder? Just wait. Wait till you hear what I'm about to say. Oh, good. Oh, good, yeah. There are other sluts in the FC. A couple of white mage heel sluts a ninja dps slut that i sometimes perform with okay okay okay take away all the context i just love the term ninja dps slut just can we just frame that on its own i i love that

anyways i'm gonna change my discord name at the very minimum um the we uh oh she also has an intense weakness for shibari we even is that is that rope tying yeah i think that's like japanese bondage rope tying. I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We even have a masochist tank slut. I like how every... Like on call, does he carry a pager in case the need comes up? He has his own ambulance. I like that every possible role, you could just add the word slut after it.

He's an idol slut. And getting a beer slut I go and play Dungeons and Dragons with my dungeon master slut we have a druid slut we have a cleric slut we have a thief slut you're gonna give us some easy kobolds to kill aren't you

we have a monk slut I kinda wanna go off on this character for quite a while? We have a monk slut. Sorry, I kind of want to go off on this character for quite a while now. We have a knight slut too. If I perform well though, I am taken to my dom's private chambers where all my holes are

used and I get to worship his magnificent Xalacoc. Xalacoc. There was an X in that word. Yeah. You know what the word cock needs? It needs more X's. It does. I wasn't criticizing Booth, by the way.

I just wanted to point out to the listeners that there was an X in the word he said. I think he did the best he could. I hope that was interesting. Kind of. Do you know what? It was. It was interesting. I agree. If nothing else, it was interesting.

I learned something new. If not, I will make sure my Dom learns of my failure to entertain so I could be punished more. Heart, heart, heart wow well so as you as you guys know like i have a lot of various fetishes over the years sure yeah yeah yeah i've got them up yeah and i and i've i've got lots of things that i have just keeping them in your bindle yeah yeah exactly and

i've got lots of different scenes i've fantasized about over the years, but I've got to say, of all the things, this one is probably my final fantasy. God! Can we take a break? Yay. LOL. I'm so glad I'm here. Ah!

I feel a nail. Stog. Let's pretend that didn't happen. Yes. So, that was really sexy, but I want something with more fucking. Your name is BabyBear-DW and you're a tank? What do you want to tell me about BabyBear? Oh, God, this is problematic.

He heard me for the first time. Wow. I have a fairly new relationship with a daddy dom who pursued me in overwatch uh one day someone invited him to my group and I reluctantly allowed this stranger to join I'm picky he

wowed me with a Zaria and I had to have him as an overwatch friend good I quickly developed a harmless crush on him because he makes me laugh and knows all sorts of references to things i like yay nerd love is the most interesting thing i also saw that episode of robot chicken i love to talk about it's always sunny in philadelphia for two straight hours in the mall and

drive everyone else away from the food court. Oh my god, you saw Princess Bride 2? This is actually what Stog does at the mall. He's funny. He has a nice voice. I was super happy whenever he joined

the group. He likes my giggling. When he saw my picture of Discord, he decided he liked the rest as well. Winky face. How big is a Discord avatar? It's like 64 pixels. How much can you fit into that? I think kids are sexting on Discord now.

Oh. And I hate it. You'll pay for all 64 pixels, but you'll only need eight of them. Okay. I think so. All right. That'll get edited out. The more I think about it, the more I like it. Oh, all right. That'll get edited out. The more I think about it, the more I like it.

That's when he started pursuing me, and he got me. He slowly introduced me to the world of BDSM, but mostly the DDLG aspect. Maybe the first thing is Daddy Dom. Daddy Dom, little girl. Okay. They're talking age play. No, good. You're right. You're right. You parsed it correctly.

Thanks so much. Interestingly enough, I started playing Mercy because I wanted to learn a new character. I got good really fast, but as a D.Va main, I favor tanks. Turns out that's a good strategy for winning. It's a damn good strat. He got pocketed a lot.

Just to give you this, pocketed means that it's a medic that basically only heals one person rather than the whole team. Just in case you need it. Oh, I thought it was like a size thing, like you put someone in your pocket. Ooh, that's actually hotter. I like that. Stog, would you pocket me someday? Only you have to

shrink to one foot tall, and also you have to be comfortable next to my cell phone. Done. You got it. Absolutely. Also, I'm a bit sweaty. Yeah, that's fine. We're writing a new finish. That also made him want to play with me more.

He slowly started unveiling his kicks with me. He said KK Fucker will do anything while I'm vanilla, but it turns out my style blends nicely with his in the DDLG style. We had our first many sessions through text chat. Then we decided to create alt accounts during the most recent free weekend.

Obviously, I created the username that he gave me, so we are baby and daddy when we queue up together. Oh, God. Oh, boy. And then everyone else leaves the server. I was about to say, maybe this is all. No, it's just two months ago. I'll report back if I play with a baby and daddy next time I'm in Overwatch.

Last night, we had our first voice session while playing Overwatch within the first few games someone on our team wrote in team chat daddy are you too fucking oh god oh to be in that game

immediately is any name his daddy he calls himself daddy in game that's his name yeah we bust out laughing we laughed so hard and i was so distracted that i had to switch off sombra not to diva who i could play blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back not an intentional bdsm reference. Oh my god. You typed that on your keyboard. Right.

They healed. We carried. This was in spite of the fact that I had a dildo partially inserted and pressed against my clit. And my body was seriously thinking about coming. Hey question! Hey question, real woman.

Yeah. I have a question for you. So the dildo was inserted. Yeah. And also pressed against your clit. It's pretty much just like I had to put the dildo in the microwave and dund it slightly. But, you know, now I got to work. Well, if you throw it, it'll come back to you.

The previous post mentioned using a simple dildo. This is the opposite of that. This would very much be the opposite of that. Oh, yeah. This is a curved dildo for advanced gamers only. It's a Rube Goldberg dildo. I just like the phrase. It's a gaming chair dildo.

Oh, very good. Oh, yeah. I just like the phrase, the body was seriously thinking about coming. Like, what, over a crotch, a little talk bubble comes up with a thinking emoji? Like, hmm. Nice day for it. I assume it's that

masturbation emoji combined with a thinking face. All right. All right. All right. Hmm. This is how our night went daddy would command me to push it in a little further if I died twice so I did I pushed it a little bit further

into my clit or if I blew up two people with my bomb the final push was when I Or if I blew up two people with my bomb. The final push was when I used my first ult in Mystery Heroes. Man, that's so much charge. I know, I feel like how someone must feel when I talk to them about video games I play during this whole episode. That didn't take long.

I then spent several games rocking my hips with my dildo inside as we played. Still dominating. Still getting gold medals. Still carrying. Oh, did you use that in the chat to trash talk the other players? Hey, I was playing this good and I had a dildo in me the whole time. What's your excuse? A dildo in and surrounding me.

I finally rotated my dildo so that there would be more direct clitoral stimulation and daddy got to hear me come for the first time oh that's so nice how sweet that's what that well Well, okay, read Mad Danny's response. Matt Dini. Says, aw, what a sweet story. Yeah, that's really... Yeah. Put that on a Hallmark card. He's the Richie Cunningham of our heel sluts.

Hey, Boots, I have a question for you. Oh, good. What is faster than light uh nothing in in in video game context oh the game yeah i mean i love that i love that that was your first response like that makes i i appreciate you even more for saying that but But yeah, in video game. Sorry, the game's called FTL. Okay, yeah, sure.

It's sort of like a strategy game, kind of a real-time strategy game. It's a space thing. So it's a thing where you're operating on the ship and you're making... Yeah, it's a single-player game where you're trying to survive on a ship okay great so uh boots will you make um will you make faster than light sexy good great you got some rules you got some rules that'll make faster than light sexy uh jackie pop these are my rules about about making ftl super sexy. Rule number one. If there is someone being healed in the med bay, suck a dildo until they are healed.

Yep, I'll get right on that. Why am I doing this? That's going to take like six or seven seconds. I am only like a fifth of the way through this first point. Hold on. Okay. If there are multiple people in need of healing and there is no time constraint, they have to be healed one at a time for maximum a tentino. I could go for it.

Maximum a tentino. I could really go for some tentinos right now. I suck dildo with my hands. Jesus Christ. Shame on you for laughing at that. That shit sucked. I just really didn't expect it. Yeah.

I was surprised. I also assigned one dildo to each crew member. Oh, God. I also assigned one dildo to each crew member Oh god It's just gonna look like That picture of the TF2 spy With all the cigarettes in his mouth Yes

File photo And then doubled up assignments So that I would have multiple options Oh man that's good Great Like Stock pointed out it doesn't take long To heal someone in FTL, so you're just like, oh, heal. Okay, now I'm never going to go. Like, that's really hot?

Well, first you have to find the one on your desk, and also, I'm assuming your desk is filthy. Well, actually, it depends on how much power you put into the healing room. Well, no, I like you need a peripheral like you mount them on like a rock band drum pad very good dildo solo all right this is a slow ride played on dildos all right that was that was sexy but here's all point all right here's all point one all right point two is is is at least as sexy as point one. Maybe even exactly as sexy. How could it possibly be exactly as sexy?

That's not possible. What even do you mean? If a part of the ship is being repaired, suck a dildo until it is repaired. Do you apply the same axiom to car repairs, too? If at any point you see a fucking progress bar, just stick a dildo in your mouth. I don't care. Yeah, hospital visits for this guy

are really complicated. Three. If a part of the ship is on fire, throat fuck until it is out. That's what I do when I see a fire. Throat fuck what? What is that? Like, you just throat fuck.

Hey, get throat fucking. So you shove the dildo down your throat? I'm very confused. Yes. It's like, it's that ancient art. The Tuvan throat fuckers. Glog, glog, glog, glog. Glog, glog, glog, glog. Perfect.

Rule four. If a member of the crew is lost, put on a chastity device or anal plug or lose a piece of clothing. So sex thing, sex thing, or oh shit where's my sock and finally if you lose the ship sit on a dildo until the next member of your crew is being healed wait doesn't that mean if you lose your ship the game's over whatever if you lose until the next until the next member of your crew is being healed then suck on the dildo hey question uh i'm wearing a chastity belt because i lost a member of my crew yeah so i'm sitting on a dildo yeah just making my posture bad yes no no i mean it doesn't say like insert it into anything you just have like this tatami mat of dildos underneath you that you're sort of rolling around on.

Yeah, just use it like a yoga mat. Just really work those glutes. My advice is to lose a couple more ships and it'll start getting more comfortable. Make yourself a dildo seat. By losing at video games. Oh, it's like the throne of Game of Thrones. The rubber throne.

I was imagining those beaded seat cushions that cab drivers used to have. Ooh. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. So that section was called... Oh, this section right now is called The Real Heel Slut Game Starts Here. Oh, hell yeah. So that was

Fashion and Light. There is a section over here about Warframe, but I'm kind of done hearing jargon for video games I've never played. So let's get a little moralization here. So

Mr. John Toast, your name is Zerofall. And I have a question for you, actually. Is heel-sledding perverting the act of gaming? For fun? That's some great grammar you got there. Well, I'm so glad you asked. Wow. grammar you got there. Well, I'm so glad you asked. Wow.

As someone which is gaming a lot, properly too much x3. Oh boy, I'm already excited about this post. So I guess, kitty face. Both as a hobby and time passer, I am also the kind of person who just enjoys

playing alone as well. I have always had a bit of a thing for using video games as a thing to impact me sexually, which is why I am very happy I discovered this subreddit. But... Okay, you're a really poor Markov chain, right? A drunk Markov chain. That's computer generated. It's gotta be.

But... There's something that is lacking, which I want to to get into and that is the act of solo play basically rather than having to wait for my dom to be around or put in a lot of time with limits safe words and such which you should you let the game itself be your dom not and other persons no oh no fuck you no is there any way we could make this more sad and nerdy? I'm going to walk out of sex world right fucking now. So I get to get I get to get downed by Gabe Newell. When you gaze into sex world, sex world also gazes into you. So I am looking for advice for myself and for anyone else that is into the idea for how to do it.

What to do to myself and what to do in the game of course do taught he nature of this game things related to healing and also really any game in any way here's some ideas for stuff i have already been playing around with oh good we get the brainstorming session. This is going to be great. Choose a challenge slash trophy slash achievement. One which is not too easy, but you can complete in one session. Something you struggled with and can take a fair bit of you to complete. Don't come until it's done.

Oh man, I gotta do Legendary and Halo 2, otherwise I won't come. Sid Meier's heel slutting. Don't come until it's done. When you lost against a certain car, character, anyways, looking up

hentai of that character dominating and if you win against them, something where they were being dominated. Oh god, just look at the porn! Just look at the porn! Just look at the porn! Don't even know! No, I need to get permission from the

game developers first! No, it makes it fun. It makes it a game of the game. Oh, it's very fun, yeah. During any form of respawning time, watch some video or use the site Gifmax. Yeah. So just look at porn while

you're waiting to respawn? Yeah, just look at the porn! Yeah, that's real dom sub behavior there, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For each death, apply a clothing pin to a sexual area. As Boots has pointed out before, the F Plus has taught us

that all areas are sexual areas. The cold cellar. By the way, P.S., I know of stuff like FapRoulette.co, but often find that I am not confident with the roles on it. I am not familiar with FapRoulette.co. Let's see what that is. Let's actually put that into an incognito window. I'm right familiar with FrapRoulette.co. Let's see what that is. Let's actually put that into an incognito window. I'm right here along with you.

Alright, I got tags. I'm going to tag German. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to hit the German button. Go! Alright, I'm going to... Alright, diapers it is! Thanks, Germany! Thanks a bunch, Germany! Alright, let's see. Extreme Toilet Overwatch.

Cards and poker. Oh, wait. That switches it. Dang it. Okay. I got to say. Okay. First of all.

Okay. So you go to Fapperlet.co and then you've got categories. And so there's like initial tags you would expect. Anal blowjob, edging, cum lovers, BDSM. This is sort of regular porno thing. It's about number 10 that it's Pokemon Go, Overwatch, League of Legends. That comes before feet.

Wow. I mean, I guess they know their audience. Well, I like that there are also there by the way on that on that paparazzi I just want to point out there are options where I guess it's like I guess like for like fat material and humiliation or whatever like it's like if you don't care yes or no but at

the end there's pee and scat and there's a don't care option you're really really a lot about being scat i mean are you playing like sexual russian roulette at that point it's like hope i don't get a p-scat video all right let's do this oh there's scat in this video i guess that's fine i don't care i just tend to ignore it jesus christ if you if you can't look around the scat what can how can you understand your own sexuality yeah right obviously it's never gonna be perfect pornography sure sometimes

it's gonna be scat in there or no scat in there depending i'm just saying the most the most messed up of slut usually has an opinion about P and Scat. You know. Anyways. Come Quadsop, what do you got? Oh, what? You have a response for him. What do I have?

You have a response for Zerofall there. Well, my name is Q.76367. Catchy. You're the... Yeah. 7-6-3-6-7. Catchy. Yeah.

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This is well-documented software. Fuck, okay. That's the idea. Bookmarked for later, okay. Okay, so there is a, uh, dungeons and dongers section in this document. Again,

thank you very much. Spooks. Uh, this is a fun document, uh, dungeons and dongers section, which is good, but I think it takes a little bit more time than we have.

Uh, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to scroll up to something, uh, that I found, uh, the first time I looked over this document, which I am obsessed with. So this is a story.

This is a story, and it's called My First Civilization V Resource Slut Experience. Oh. Why'd you like this one? I don't know. Just something about it. So, hey, y'all. I've been mostly lurking the sub for a while, and I thought I would share an experience I've had

that is a little different from the typical Overwatch version. I used to be quite active on the Discord a few months ago, but sadly had a very few months. I am hoping that through interest in the story, I might make a few new friends and bump others' memories. Okay, a few months ago, I met a very active member of the community. We discussed heel slutting and some slower-paced games. We were, oh, the subject of Civilization V, which is a game that I was new to at the time. We booted it up and set a match. He insisted, of course, that I played as Catherine, the Great Ha.

Uh, okay. That was a wrestling game. One reason for this is that she produces double strategic resources, which is a pretty powerful bonus. Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. The first restriction placed upon me was that I would supply any demand

whenever he asked with no questions. The second was that I would not build any military units for my own defense under any circumstances. The third was that I would not compete with him for any wonders. In-game super buildings, only one player can build them.

Oh, no. The fourth is that we strictly did play by email. It took seven years. The third was that I... we fired up the game. We had set ourselves up on separate teams, which meant at first we could not see each other. I would recommend doing teams if anyone else does this. It can be useful to your master from turn one. Anyway, so we started up the game, and I was on my own little island.

Without any idea where Master was based, I began to explore and carry the basic actions of the game. For those who do not know it, the Civilization game is a very turn-based strategy game where you find cities, mine resources, and have various ways to win from cultural victories to military conquests. I expanded to a pretty decent three-city setup. There was an AI opponent near my borders massing troops, but I could not help myself. Then, about a dozen, about a hundred turns into the game. That's right, about a hundred turns into the game is when it got sexy. In the course of civilization, that means two and a half hours. Hell yeah. Sorry, that's five hours because there's two people playing.

Oh, good point. My empire was a decent-sized three cities set up with a large golden resource output. I received a message saying another player had been met. My master's scouting party had finally arrived on my shores. Soon enough, a diplomatic request arrived.

Ha ha ha! Open borders! 200 gold! Gold per turn, 45! Dies! Ha ha ha ha! Silk per turn! 45! Dies! Silk! Five horses! Defensive pack!

This was everything that I could give him in a game. This was the sum total of my Empire's excess output. I hesitated. Except Slott gave the message. total of my empire's excess output. I hesitated. Except Slott gave the message. Jesus fucking Christ. Holy shit!

So I clicked upset instantly. My cheeks were flushed. I think I meant to say that I clicked accept, but I clicked upset. Yes, yes. And instantly my cheeks were flushed with embarrassment and happiness. Ah, good girl, slut! Thank you. We carried on that way.

Every time a little diplomatic prop came up my heart skipped to beat 2000 gold every time my entire group i would receive a new demand for monies i started sending the ferengi empire why is the why is the master the bury-me-with-my-money guy from Sunset Riders? Give to me all your money, slut. I got off on giving. I got XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX messages coming in, followed shortly by more demands. I started running out of things to give. I switched my cities over to produce more gold for the master's empire even as my own people starved.

Not planning a revolution against your king, are you? Never, sir, dammit. I keep wanting to screenshot those deals. Sir, they exc to screenshot those deals. Sir, they excite me a little. Sir, wink.

Thank you for allowing me to continue to supply you. Smiley, eek, negative gold now. You'd better tax your people harder, slut. Oh my god. This is so gross.

Soon after, I was invaded by a rival empire. Master rushed his troops to my civilization's aid and beat them back easily as I continued to trade everything I had for his war effort. We finished the game soon after.

I asked him near the end how much my empire was gifting his A-turn. I forget the exact number, but it was huge. And the pleasure I felt from knowing how much I had produced, which I don't know now, was immense. Master kindly allowed me to hump a pillow tree. Oh, God. Oh, God. commence master kindly allowed me to I haven't played the newer civs I assume that was like introduced in five you laugh but you none of you have ever been given permission to hump a pillow.

So you don't know what it's like. You've humped a pillow. Okay. As I lay on the ground, but the hit from... Oh, I was laying on the ground humping a pillow. But the hit from the pleasure of giving and being accepted was a reward in itself. I thought I was going to share this resource slut experience. I would love to try something similar again in Civ or in another game.

Oh, my God. And then the first response is Cozy Time, and he just has, like, the exact same story, but about Crusader Kings 2. Oh, my God. So that's really cool. The thing we're gonna end with here is in closing, again this document provided to us by Spooks

and it's a really good document. Spooks makes really good documents. Thank you Spooks for these documents. So yeah, so the section called Enclosing, and it says, Girlkisser420 gave me a document called BDSM in Minecraft. Yay! And it would take too long to read all of it, but by all means, we should read the table of contents.

So this is BDSM in Minecraft. This is just the table of contents of the section. What is it? How to incorporate BDSM into it? Do servers that revolve around this exist? Isn't this all a bit ridiculous? Uh, rolls. Heel slutting.

Build slutting. Brew slutting. Cook slutting. Craft slutting. Farm slutting. Craft slutting. Farm slutting. Guard slutting. Mine slutting. Conceptual ideas.

Building up from nothing. Hard labor as punishments. Just being a couple. Lewd chronicling. Pattern branding. Power shifting slash swapping slave market and slave trading so uh f plus what do we learn from our uh our our journey into r slash heel sluts i'm constantly astounded about how many people managed to work bdsm into uh fucking benign actions in video games you know i i was actually like because i heard about the dog and i glanced through it before

and i had sometime like between the last time i'd looked at it and today i'd forgotten that it was actually a sexual thing like it was too preposterous for me to think yeah I kind of assumed from the beginning that this was going to be like a flashlight people type thing where yeah they were sort of euphemistically getting off about like like people upset about gun games having guns in them no no yeah right like i'm just like really excited about healing and i'm just really excited about healing but no just holding down mouse one is the most erotic thing i can imagine right well i don't know for me this is you know we've read a lot of shit where people get really aroused by benign things over the years

and we have to realize that now there's a couple generations that have grown up with video games so I guess now that's included in benign shit that people can be aroused by how to stick dick in video game? I also was

I was pretty impressed by how omnivorous they are in their heel-sledding. I assumed it was basically just going to be Overwatch and TF2. Yeah, but they're all over the place. Even stuff that we missed. People are heel-sledding in Gaia Online. They're heel-sledding in RuneScape. They're heel-sledding in Factorio, which I don't understand how that works at all.

oreo which i don't understand how that works at all you know i i've really you know when guitar hero was big and everybody was like you know or like some people were like oh why are you playing that why don't you just learn how to actually play guitar you know it's you're spent you're wasting your time i thought that was bullshit because guitar hero is its own thing whatever but i really feel that now with this it's like and i'm somebody who plays way too many video games in my life are you are you demanding why don't people just go actually heal people in hospital either that or just have sex one or the two just go actually do it because it's like oh man when i uh when i do my ulta and i heal everyone i gotta stick five dildos in my ass it's like no just fucking have sex or be a doctor have sex or be a doctor one of the two sex and be a doctor even better and uh and if you're looking

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I don't know what any of these libraries are. I don't recognize any of this JavaScript. Does Paul Irish know that his code is being used here? Alright, well, thank you very much for what you did. Bye-bye.

Bye, everyone. And so, okay, so we're going to go. Okay, so here's the order. Myself, stog, boots, kumquats, up. Toast. Right? Sorry. Sorry. Was that you withholding on me?

Was that you being my dog? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I was waiting to hear from my master. Beg for your reading permission. Can you... Can I... Can I help a pillow while we read this?

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