The F Plus - 284: The Politics of Bimboland

Episode Date: July 6, 2018

Bimboland (or BimboLand or Bimbo Land, depending) is a browser game where where players create an avatar and then level up their stats, try on clothes, and date other bimbos. Much more crucially, the Nation of Bimboland has a state called Atheistia, recognizes Christopher Hitchens' birthday as a national holiday, and has a hotly debated election coming up soon. This week, the man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman.

Hey, F+. Hi, Lemon. Hey, Lemon. Oops, I got nothing. Sorry. Never mind. I thought I had something. I didn't.

You don't have anything. Yep. Hello, you sexual achievers. You're now listening to The F Plus, a terrible place for terrible things read with enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Boots Reingear. Huge boobs suckses when they knock against your weak knees. Achilles heelies.

Only a sissy can be graceful enough to stand on rice paper. Portex, or like Boobs like boobs reindeer, am I right? Yes. Your friend on the internet, he is named Adam Bozarth. How do I delete my profile? There appears to be no way to delete. And Lemon,

you autistic little shit, you don't know anything about black cocks. Excuse me, but I am. How many chickens are actually really cute? I don't know. Hey, F+. Hi, Lemon.

Hi, Lemon. Hey, how are you all feeling about yourselves right now? Comfortable. Comfortable. Okay. Extremely uncomfortable. Cortex, I'm sorry. You're feeling extremely uncomfortable?

Extremely. Okay. Is it a problem of your sort of, what do you want to say, sense of self or self-esteem? I would say I just really need to improve. I just had to pick one thing. I really need to improve my bimbosity. Well, okay. You know what?

I can help you with that right now. Really? I can help you with it. Yeah. Yeah. I can help you improve your bimbosity. Can we go on a journey? We can go on a journey together as a team.

Where are we going to go? Well, we're going to go to Bimbo Land. Bimbo Land is available at bimbo.land. That is a domain I do not own, and I am sorry about that. But it sort of looks like a site I would create. Bimbo.land is the internet republic of Bimbo Land.

This is a... This is... This is a browser game where you create and dress your own particular bimbo and then level her up and interact with other bimbos in order to become the prime bimbo of the website. The prime bimbo right now is named Eulja.

Just before recording, Achilles Healy has made a new bimbo for us. Her name is Fart Slut. Real up-and-comer. Yeah, she's an up-and-comer. She has a sex appeal of zero, but we're working on it. So, yeah, that's what our episode is about. This is a document provided to us

by Girlkisser420, and I will give you the summary of this document that Girlkisser has provided for us. Okay, you ready? I'm not going to explain this one. You can't. Thanks. That's not fair. You can't.

So, we've spent a little bit of time on bimbo.land, which is cool, except for we're actually going to be spending most of our time here on the wiki. That's wiki.bimbo.land. Again, I do not own the site. I'm very sad about that. So the Internet Republic of Bimbo Land was founded by Miss Bimbo in 2007. Oh, so it's just a coincidence.

2007. Oh, so it's just a coincidence. After escaping persecution in the West, Miss Bimbo, aka Cindy Smith, left on a boat with other bimbo exiles and stumbled upon the remote islands that make up modern-day Bimboland. The eight islands that make up the New Republic

were united to form the modern-day Internet Republic of Bimboland. The population of Bimboland continues to grow in part to its friendly community and relaxed immigration laws uh the republic is run by the president miss bimbo and the prime bimbo who is an elected position elections take place every four months for the democratically elected prime bimbo uh boots do you have any questions for me about bimbo. Boots, do you have any questions for me about Bimbo Land? Sure.

Only 7 billion. Yeah. What is Bimbo Land? Oh, well, the Internet Republic of Bimbo Lands is the world's first Internet Republic. You asked about Bimbo Land and not Bimbo Lands. I don't know why that... Is it not Bimbo land and not bimbo lands. I don't know why that... Isn't that bimboland?

It's... Yeah. How old must I be in order to become a bimboland citizen? Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen. I keep changing the name of this country. What is its mission? To unite the world. Really?

Yep. Really? Yep. Really? Okay. All right. What's the national color of bimbo? Okay. Where's missbimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was a much better than this site.

The Internet Republic of Bimbo's Spaceland. This country has now had four different names. The Internet Republic of Bimbo Land was created by Miss Bimbo herself, and it is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior Bimbos. This site is for intelligent Bimbos. That is the two levels of intelligence. Junior and intelligent. One day you'll be an intelligent bimbo, poor Tex.

Not if you don't accept my proposal. Isn't the whole point of bimbos that they're dumb? Like, isn't that what bimbo means? That is so backwards, Boots. I am offended. I am offended. I am offended. Your regressive opinions on bimbo, sir. When was the Internet Republic of Bimbo Land founded?

2007. Next. What is the capital city of the Internet Republic of Bimbo Land? Bimbo City. Next. How many states make up the Internet Republic of BimboLand. Bimbo City. Next. How many states make up the Internet Republic of BimboLand? Okay, well, there are six states that make up the Internet Republic of BimboLand. They are, oh, God.

Atheistia. Free Thinker Land. Oh, no. Reasonotopia. Reasonopia. Reasonopia. Reasonopia, agnostica, Sekvil, and

antitheocracy. Oh, antitheocria. Sorry, Lemon, it was hard to hear you over that grinding axe. I recently emigrated from Lenoxburg Which one should I go to? You've found your home Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital

And its own city zone Boob Island is the home of the president Of the Internet Republic of Bimbo Land Boy, if you could pick between any of them. Boy, I feel like you might have a really good question for me. You can pick between

any of the zones. I did, and it was Free Thinker Land. When are the national holidays of Bimbo Land? I'm so glad you asked that question. Okay, here we go. Put your colanders on now.

So, first of all, January 1st, New Year's Day. Fine, right? Okay. Then, in February 12th, that's Darwin Day. Fine, right? February 14th is Lover's Day. We've rebranded it. March 8th is Women's Day.

Okay. March 21st, Spring Solstice. Okay. Then April 13th is the Hitch Slap Day. Christopher Hitchens' birthday. We all celebrate it. We all celebrate it by getting drunk on rye and harassing women. Bitches love Christopher Hitchens.

They love Christopher Hitchens. They all go up to him and they're like, we're not funny. May 3rd is the National Day of Reason. June 21st is World Humanist Day. Oh, we just missed it by one day. Too bad. Humanist Day. Oh, we just missed it by one day. Too bad. World Humanist Day, everyone. Also, I heard that Miss Bimbo took over for Kurt Vonnegut as the president of the American Humanist Society.

August 2nd is the Internet Republic of Bimbo Land National Day. September 21st, this is confusing, Peace One Day? Peace. Peace One. Peace One Day. Peace One Day. In Bimbo Peace. Peace one. Peace. Peace one day. In Bimbo land, we don't believe in rewrites. Okay. Then, finally, December 25th.

We all know. We all know what day December. The birth of a great man. We all know what day December 25th is. It's Newton's birthday. Peace one day is a thing. Any other question? What is the currency of Bimbo land?

The Bimbo dollar, which is a B with a dollar sign after it. Currently, it is pegged in value to the US dollar. Why is it not Bimbux? I am so pissed off about that. Because we're not particularly good at naming things.

We found ourselves a cool URL, and we gave up at that point on the entire writing thing. I'm never going to improve my bimbosity this right. You mean your bimbo value. Who is the president of bimbo land? I just went through this. Christ. Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo Land. She founded the Bimbo Nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry, and conservatism of the old world.

You can read more about her here and here. And those are not links. Just here and here. You know, just read about it. This general here and here, you know, just read about it. This general here and here area. This writing of the word here and this other writing of the word here. I haven't seen frequently asked questions in a FAQ before. Like, frequently as in they come up frequently in the FAQ.

Repeatedly asking it. Who is Miss Bimbo again? Okay, so we're now going to we're now going to wiki.bimboland.land slash getting started. Achilles, you have some questions you wanted to ask Portax, right?

Yeah, that's right. How do I make money in Bimbo lands? Can my bimbo get a job? This site is so bad at branding. It's so bad at branding. That's the name for it right now. Bimbo lands.

As the president of Bimbo land, I forget what my name is. No one's ever asked me about it. Miss Bimbo. No, it's never been mentioned. Never. It's never been mentioned yet. Never, I don't know. First off, you can make money by winning fights slash debates.

Oh, that makes sense. Sure. That's why it's pegged to the American dollar. Yeah. You get, let's see, 20 slut bucks per win. Minigames in the arcade station can earn you up to $120 daily.

It's worth mentioning, by the way, that the actual game on bimbo.land is sort of a browser version of a kind of mobile game. So you can level up shit, and then you can exchange real money for bimbo.bucks.

And then you do an activity, and then you can exchange real money for bimbo bucks. And then you do an activity, and then you wait an hour, and you do another activity. Yes, yes. That does seem to be the basic thing. Yeah, I sent my slut to the gym, and she's going to be there for the next three hours. So fuck it. Oh, yeah. No, Fart Slut is in the gym, too. You guys must be hanging out together.

Oh, yeah. The bimbo gym is run by celebrity couple Paris and Ethan Bimbo. That's what it says. They're one of the glam couples in Bimbo Land. They're not those low-class Bimbos. Are they the son and daughter, or the son and daughter-in-law

of Miss Bimbo? As best I can tell, their entire family is just the gym equipment. Because I see no other people in this picture. Well, I need to know more about this economy. Oh, I'm so sorry. Votes for fight slash debates, $40 B dollars daily, $80 B dollars if you're a senator, I guess. Wow, that's flagrant corruption.

Leaving reaction and liking someone's profile up to 10 B-dollars daily. Lottery Wheel gives a chance to win 500, 1,000, or 1,500, or 2,000 B-dollar. Complete daily test,

and you can get 200 bitch bucks. I never thought I'd say this before, but I'd rather play Candy Crush. That's less than Candy Crush. That's not true. We may have just not found the match three game involved in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so, Achilles, any other questions?

How does the job system work? How can I get a better paid job? Generally, the better paid jobs require your fitness, vanity, and superficiality

to be increased. Oh, it's just like real life. You can increase your super... Okay, you can level up your superficiality. You could stand to super... Okay, you can level up your super vision. You can stand to be more shallow, Linda. Wow. Wow.

You can stop grinding that axe. You're fine. It's sharp enough. At the job center, you can see how many points in each attribute jobs require. Okay, well, now that my bimbo has a job, how do I get paid? You don't. Go to the workplace and bimbo set it and choose how many hours you want to work. And da, da.

Make sure you have enough energy and self-indulgence to be able to work. Oh, my God. I love it. I love it. How do I get paid? Have you thought about working harder? Have you thought about getting more energy to come back and work harder, lady? I think Miss Bimbo had to escape to Bimboland just for room for all of her fucking issues.

Oh, what a paycheck, do you? Well, aren't we feeling self-indulgent? What are the fitness, vanity, and superficiality points for? How do I raise these attributes? Being a goddamn slut with a fucking point in his website. The attributes for your bimbo to qualify for certain jobs. Generally, the higher the attributes, the better the job.

To see what jobs there are and what attributes you need for the jobs, go to the Job Center on the map. On the map, there are several locations to raise your attributes. There are locations to increase them for free, but to raise them faster,

you can go to other locations where it costs bitch money. Yeah. So that's cool. Okay. So what are the options that cost bimbo dollars? To get three fitness points for 1,000 bees, you can go to your home and relax. If you know what I mean. Relax.

That's right. Face down. Head on the Roomba as it buzzes around the room and drags your body around. Relax. Yeah, and the shark onesie. Why does that cost money? Because Roombas don't work for free, dipshit. Oh, okay.

Because Roombas don't work for free, dipshit. Oh, okay. To get three vanity points for a thousand bees, you go to Murdshop's Plastic Cigarette. Oh, good. Jesus. Jesus. Yes, Jesus Chops. That's his name.

To get three superficiality points, which is different from the vanity points, for a thousand bees, you go to the university laboratory. Yeah. There are more expensive options, but to save your bimbos energy, and they are a faster way to increase your attributes. Hey, Portex, I have a much more important question than any of these questions that you're answering.

And my question for you that I want to ask is, so, we've heard about Mr. Chops' plastic surgery, and what I want to know is, so we've heard about Mr. Chops' plastic surgery. And what I want to know is, is this the way to get bigger boobs? No. It would be nice if it would be, but – It would be nice. It would be nice if it would be.

It would be nice if it would be. Wouldn't it be nice if it would be? A poem by Shelley It would be nice if it would be But an unknown error in virtual reality Because of an unknown error in the virtual reality space Something must have been stolen. The wisdom of their years of experience. What the what?

Uh-huh. I don't know how to make the images better, but no, they stole the virtual reality space. Yeah, the technology doesn't exist. I would love it if it made their boobs bigger but it didn't, like, enhance the resolution so they just get increasingly pixelated. The bigger they get.

Yeah, that would be good. That would be good. It's the way to feel more pretty by throwing away... Oh, no. You missed a very important... I'm sorry.

Well, I think someone has to ask a question. No, no, no. This is just you're continuing your thought. So, no. We're shaping up're continuing your thought. So, no. Reshaping of the body of your bimbo or he-he-he

hembo. Are there hembos? Did you have a male option when you created that? I could have made Fartslot a hembo. Weird that I didn't see any on the site when I was browsing it earlier. It's the way to feel more pretty by throwing away thousands of bees for

three points of vanity. I can tell you from own experiences, it hurts. Wait, why aren't you under anesthetic? It's cheaper. I got my scalpel. Let's get in there. I can tell you from doing it to myself.

I'm a grinder. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts to spend your money for. But the feeling is like 30 seconds vanity warp instead of killing three hours in Barrel's Beauty Salon. What the fuck am I saying?

And perhaps there are three points you need to start your new career in the job center. Okay. Okay. Perhaps, boom, make big. It hurts in the job center. Okay, okay. Perhaps, Boob, make big? It hurt, but not really. Adam, I'm just touring around different places.

Boots just found a himbo by the name of Exposed Crotch. He is so okay with his body. I'm going to give him swirly eyes. He lives up to the name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's all Ken to the name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's all Ken doll down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Expose Scratch, and if you're wondering if

himbos have genitals, they do not. That's not hot. So, Adam, I've just kind of been exploring the many various places in Bimbaland. And I noticed that the

City Library offers a range of services, which my question about the City Library, Adam, is what shall bimbos do who prefer to stay dumb by nature? Easy. Go to the Arcade Station,

where there you can win superficiality by playing if and only if you want to become an intelligent bimbo with proving it via having the superficial badge you should visit the library.

What are you saying? Or take the fast and easy way and go to the university laboratory where you can buy a memory and plan for a thousand bimbo dollars. That's three-point superficiality. Just a hint. Do you see any bimbo in the library? It's empty, isn't it? Okay. This is because bimbos know

better how to waste time with having fun oh good having fun is a waste of time I'd just like to say I checked out the Wikipedia page for the arcade station itself which is what's in the library and it says

here you can play mini games to earn more bimbo dollars. You are able to play two different games. Both are memory games. And they both look like shit. Where are these games? I want to play them. So the universe or the laboratory, you were talking about that.

Yes. And will I be able to win memory games with these memory implants? Um... Yes! You had to meditate on that answer. On the other side, you can play the memory game in the arcade station

Who is Who and What is What in Bimbo Land and the alternative to win bimbo dollars and superficiality the better question would be and i'm surprised you didn't ask this oh well you know you can only you can only answer the questions that are actually frequently asked i'm sure lemon's superficiality isn't high enough. The better question would be for what do you need it?

That is a better question. It is a better question. The only reason to get it is to be able to get a well-paid job which gives you the possibility to get sex appeal by working. Oh, and I

forgot. To get the superficiality badge. And this can't be earned by playing games. For this, you have to buy superficiality here or spend time in the city library. What? So we've taken a little tour of the Internet Republic of Bimbaland. I think we've learned a great deal. We haven't been confused by any of this stuff. So now it's time to meet some of the citizenry.

Obviously, we just recently met Exposed Crotch. But Girl Kiss Affordable. Hey, I'm sweet as nuts! Hi! Hi, sweet as nuts! I am sexy! I can tell. That's what your shirt says. It says that you're sexy.

Hi. I am very proud to be the president's masseur. I will give my best massage to our beautiful president. I promise to do my best to represent the bimbo community to the best of my ability on the world stage. I am looking forward to massaging Obama in the pink house on his next state visit. Oh, I didn't know that Obama

had a diplomatic envoy to Bimbo Land. I am happy to be here. I just want to say that sweet as nuts looks like a cross between Ravishing Rick Rude and Naruto. You understand me!

He has five achievements. One of them is he has the achievement of sexy. Oh, that's why you learned the shirt, I guess. Portex, what's your name? My name is... Yeah, what is it? You're level 31. What is your name?

My name is Pia Margrethe. Bless you. I'm from Reasonopia. Yeah, you have four outfits. Retro, evening, punk, and slutty. You're currently wearing your slutty outfit. I'm currently wearing an actual volleyball

net that doesn't do a very good job of covering my gazombos. Yeah, no. No penises in this land, but there are nipples. Nipples are a thing. I've got some nice high heels. And let's see about me. Let's see.

I think I'm mostly quite reasonable. So I belong in Reasonopia. I could just as well be a citizen of Freethinkerland, Atheista, or Anti-Theo... Agreed. Agreed. Anti-Theocura. It's almost like those don't all need to exist. I am 25 years of age.

English is not my first language, but my second mother tongue. I am postgraduate student. I like fashion very much and like to change my clothes to fit my mood and activity. So weird. What a free thinker. Wow, that is wild. I like dancing and boat pop and jazz music. I play bass in a band.

I hear you like to change clothes. I play bass in a band. It is a very sexual instrument. It sure is. It sure is. That's why every bass player I go, that's a sexy dude. That's what they wear. That's why their tits are hanging out.

I joined the site after I moved from where I was living. And then a bunch of alleged photos of you. Totally, totally not you. All the same woman. Definitely. Definitely all

your same. Definitely the same woman. Definitely the same woman. What's your signature there, by the way? Oh, where is my signature? Pia Marguerite. As regards... Okay. As regards your life, why make a tragedy of a one-act play?

Yeah. That's a diss. Is it? Can I be VV Bambi? No. You can't. Not in your wildest dreams. You're half.

No. She's twice the woman you'll ever be. Your profile is a long Rocky Horror Picture Show song parody, and I will have none of it. Which song is it? I don't want to inform you how much I know about Rocky Horror Picture Show. It sounds like a trap. That's a good idea. Creature of the Night.

We're judging by the end of it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, but if you want to be somebody, there's a whole bunch of texts in Melkania. Melkania is level 20. She has a sex appeal of 5,814. Um, she got, she's got four outfits, which are the same except for different colors.

Oh no, they're different outfits. Uh, but yeah, tell me, tell me about yourself. Uh, Melkania. Okay. I'm Melkania. Uh, you know, uh, if you want to know about me, hashtag adult model, hashtag sweet itch, hashtag gamer, hashtag brandy phileas, brandy phileas, maybe hashtag paraphilias, hashtag writer, hashtag entrepreneur, hashtag Spanish.

Oh, OK. Never mind. Hashtag German, hashtag English, hashtag plant, hashtag sissy, hashtag bimbo, hashtag dropping the mail all over the place. Dropping them all. Yeah, so clearly you have a clip. Clearly you have a clip. The mall dropping them all over the place. Clearly you have a clip for sale.

But yeah, tell me about yourself, won't you? Yeah, I am a communications enthusiast. Ha ha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? No. Teacher level masteries in German,

English, and Spanish. Yes. Indeed you do. I agree. I'm going to scroll down. Animal whisperer. Yay! It's literally the only thing in bold. Animal whisperer. Animal, animal, animal

Animal Creepily right in your face Itching a little That's a chipmunk there Think of how creepy the Muppets would be If animal whispered everything That's a video edit waiting to happen. Woman.

I'm sorry. So sorry. Disappeared during the one backpack trip through South America, the rite of passage from the Aborigines settlement. It changed my perception of the universe forever. It's not real talking more like after some time interacting. I simply know what they think or feel too often to be random. Not strange enough to be impossible.

Yeah. I was like, oh, this dog's hungry. I know they're Myers-Briggs type. This cat wants to sleep. How? Why? Yes, I have a closer answer now. Oh, God.

I am lost in your text. Good. Now know it's called ego death and has some amazing effects on one's consciousness. Strong advice against it. It's at the same level as the third eye or the seventh chakra kicking in its full blast, but without the good parts. Is that like Super Saiyan 2 or 3? I'm not sure.

No. I am no longer that human I was before it happened. The repercussions are still affecting me now every day and have not fully understood the meaning and consequences. Fantasy and reality are sometimes the same. What I fantasize becomes reality after some time.

This is very frightening, because quantum physics... Yeah, that is very frightening. I can feel living things around me. Sure. Yeah, that's why I got arrested 18 times. Sure. Do you think that all the stuff that happened while you were backpacking through South America

and these revelations had anything to do with all the peyote buttons you were eating at that time? No. Okay. I'm wrong. With a frustrated psychotic teacher's writer's impulse. Okay, I'm wrong. With a frustrated psychotic teacher's writer's impulse. So pardon my alien style, as in the style project of thought farts put into words. Quantum entangled brain freezers are on the menu.

I will sound crazy to most humans. What? I want to be more active every day and try to stop these one weekend over productive states. It's fun feeling the super saiyan writing... Oh, good.

Fun feeling the super saiyan writing chi explosions. But this needs to stabilize somehow. Ooh, it's Wednesday. That's exactly what I mean. Jesus fucking. Ooh, it's Wednesday. That's exactly what I mean. Jesus. Oh, it's Wednesday!

It means the fight's only third over. I like dressing my bimbo avatar. It helps me decide if I really would like to wear it. I am actually doing it in real life. I know, like putting on clothes and shit. Wow. Wow. You must spend a lot of money at Hot Topic deciding on these outfits. I have recently given a new goal, understanding what has physically, emotionally and spiritually changed in my brain on that one trip.

I never knew how people got good cash over the net. Now I know. Clips for sale. It's hard work, dedication, problem solving, learning. This is all part of an MLM pitch. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Learning. This is all part of an MLM pitch. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah. Doing everything myself. Watching how it works. Predictions and correctures start to feel natural. That has a reward on itself. And we all know it. God like. God like. God like. And crashes crashes 345b lives into the next 15 kilometer asteroid assuming we could make the earth fly give me a lever and i'll move the earth yes master we know but building

such a lever would consume the entire resources of our solar system. Eventually, and I end all this with a colon, because that's great. Yeah, man. Okay, so yeah, so we've met some of the citizenry of Bimbo Land, and we can tell that they're free thinkers, and they're

rational, and they're... I play golf! Sure, absolutely. But the other thing that we should know about Bimbo Land is that it has a forum! Yeah, absolutely. So we met Sweet as Nuts pretty recently here. He was the president's masseur, and... Hey, Sweet as Nuts!

There he is. How are things over there in Atheista? He's like a Cuban Guy Fieri. El Donkey Sauce. El Sosa del Burro. Hello! Somebody wrote me a message to tell me this game's shit.

I replied that they are wrong. Bimbo.land is not a game. It's a internet country. A democratic experiment and a ruddy good bit of fun. But to call it a game is to undermine bimbo dot land. Bimbo land to me is much more than a game. It's a place where I can live freely from the social and political pressures I've faced in my previous life. It's also my complicated masturbation ritual.

It takes me 32 hours to cum. There's a little progress bar. Before I moved to Bimbo Land, I used to live in England. However, there I faced a lot of discrimination and abuse in my everyday life due to my 12-inch penis. Yeah, that's a problem. Not to mention those sweet-ass nuts. That's his dark secret, the nuts are not actually that sweet. I think everything's looking really good here.

I mean, you know, your references are just, they can't stop saying glowing things about you, but that dick is way too big for this office. I'm sorry, you'll have to leave. You're no imba. You never will be. Oh, if only there was somewhere that they would love my

12-inch penis. I may be sweet as nuts, but this tastes like despair. Okay, well, I face a lot of discrimination and abuse because of my 12-inch penis. And my love of my own body and my beautiful face. Oh, he loves his beautiful face. Oh, no. People stigmatized against me and my fellow bimbo friends.

I was not free to have pectoral implants and copious amounts of... I love this fantasy he gets implants. I was free to have pectoral implants and copious amounts of casual sex. I felt alone

and repressed. So I decided to emigrate to Bimbo Land. Here I found a new life in a place where I'm free to walk with a limp and hang out with my like-minded himbos and bimbos. This is my new home

and not a game for goodness sakes. I mean, I agree that it's not a game. We've been playing this for about two hours right now. There's nothing in here that's a game. Excuse you, I just showed that I've been playing something way more interesting. Keep fart sluts on level

three. So, yeah, so GirlCase420, lots of forum posts in here. There is an inspiring, inspiring monologue delivered by Miss Bimbo, a.k.a. Cindy,

called, Hello, Bimbo, a.k.a. Cindy, called Hello, Bimbo Land. But it's a bit long, and I have a question I want to ask you anyway. My name is Tiffany Ann, and are there any other death angels out there? What? Yeah, so I'm Tiffany Ann. I'm level 26, sex appeal of 13,000. I have problems making friends because I'm a real death angel and am feared and misunderstood. It seems like it's right in the title.

I'm very afraid because I don't understand you. Well, you just don't understand me. You don't understand me. Yes. I'm not one of those fake death angels. so either okay either you're a poisonous mushroom you're a thrash metal band from concord california or you're a character from police quest in pursuit of the death angel i'm going three i'm going three uh okay so I get along best with professional psychics and mediums, but they're too busy

to be friends with me. People think I bring death? What? Is that the misunderstanding that I have? Yeah, when I'm just a working girl helping souls transit.

I'm like the main character in Dead Like Me. That's what I am. Oh. That's a show people remember. Yeah, that's a reference everyone's going to pick up on. Do you like HBO television

before HD? I think that was a Showtime, maybe? It was Showtime, yeah. Mandy Patinkin. Damn editing. Yeah, it definitely had Mandy Patinkin. Okay, so, I guess Guilt by Association. I don't dress up goth or anything that would give me

the look of that persona, whatever that might be. Wouldn't you know? I don't, like, I don't... Just because all us Death Angels hang out together? You think we all know each other? Is that your thought?

You're the Death Angel expert here. I've seen your spooky outfit. I beg to differ. I don't dress... She's got, like, six bats flying around her head. Look, okay, so, yeah, okay. She didn't dress- She's got like six bats flying around her head. Look, okay, so yeah, okay. She didn't dress with those. So, yes, okay.

Thigh-high Doc Martens that are buckled all the way up. What's so goth about that? Stripey Jack Skellington pants. A bustier, a black cape, and bats are all around me. But I don't dress goth. She's standing in blood. Right. Well, don't dress goth. She's standing in blood. Right. Maybe she's a doctor.

Anyway, anyway. So I don't have that goth look, whatever that might be. The work is mostly done while asleep. I don't see it before it happens. I'm not a reaper. People arrive needing help. I transit them to the next level of angel.

I hold space for the energy to arrive. Anyone else can relate? And Boots... Oh, who can relate? No, just me, in general, in real life.

I'm not reading anything. This is just me. Boots, Gigi Collins can relate? Who can relate? No, just me in general, in real life. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm not reading anything. This is just me. Boots, Gigi Collins can relate. Hi, Tiffany. And I'm not an angel or a psychic and neither medium, but I'd like to know you. Do you have a signature? Yeah. What is it?

Yeah. The best couple I've had is the couple I have not met. What does that mean? What in the world does that mean? I'm going to thumbs up that for my three bimbo bucks, but I still don't understand it. I think it means that the grass is always greener with the swingers on the other side of the fence. Oh, okay. Adam, Lily Fee has a problem.

What is that problem? Some of us have the same problem when one of our fuck buddies committed suicide. Oh, no. The same problem? What's the same problem? That our fuck buddies committed suicide. Right, but then that creates the problem. The problem isn't that the fuck buddies committed suicide.

It's that the fuck buddies committing suicide creates a problem. It's the problem of too many dead fuck buddies in my dead. What? Until now, it is impossible to break up with a suicider. The owner or the technical supervisor of Bimbaland should think about a solution. Gimbaland should think about a solution. So presumably in this game, you can commit suicide, and then you're just assigned to that person as their partner? Now I'm still dating this suicider.

I assume it means that they leave forever. Okay, okay. Let's see if we can make Fart Slut Smith Suicide. Yeah, Fart Slut's going to give us suicide. No, because I've been leaving too many comments on our profile. Holy shit. Yeah, you have. Let's get a calzone.

Yeah, and then actually to answer your question, um uh yeah and then um actually uh to answer your question uh heaven lay bimbo um uh says all i can say for now is be very careful with you you pick as friends apostrophe s um them stay close to them so that you will know if they want to commit suicide and you can break up with them. Oh, my God. And go. This is just like real life. The new Gingrich Stewart. Wow. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It would be nice if players also gave a little warning about quitting, too, as much as I hate that I'm leaving the game threads. I do read them and act appropriately to rescue them, if possible. The only way out of Bimbo Demons' death. Blood in, blood out. So that was my post. My name is Heaven Lay Bimbo. And Sweetest Nuts is back. And what's Sweetest Nuts' thread called?

Most bimbos are lame. Heavenly bimbo aside. Thanks, buddy. That is pretty sweet. It's me, Sweet as Nuts. Sweet as Nuts' throat really starting to hurt. Hello. It has come to my attention that the regular bimbo citizens of this great nation are pretty lame.

There's only ever been one great bimbo leader. Heavenly bimbo. She continually puts the nation first. The venerable Miss Bimbo also puts the bimbo nation first. The venerable Miss Bimbo, sorry, the venerable Miss Bimbo also puts the bimbo nation first. She also puts the nation first. Yes. What about the

rest of you? The rest of you are a bunch of lame and lazy bimbos. The turnout for voting is low. What is happening? The desire to lead is low. I say, stop being lazy. Where's your patriotism?

Sweetest nuts is just like a week away from starting to sell pink hats and say, make Bimbo land incomprehensible again. We put this dick in the pussy and we do these other things, not because they are easy, but because it is odd. Put the bimbo nation first and stop being so selfish. Buy my super male vitality. And I foresee a great bimbo land on a hill.

Adam, your name is Mindy. My name is Mindy. Are you attempting to shame me as a motivation tactic? Ock, let's go there. Bimbos are a product of their environment, an environment that ownership slacks of gaffe has rubbed off on its population. A laundry list of issues were presented with little

resolve. Members of government, including HLB, repeatedly berate the governing process and its inability to get anything done with ownership. Not exactly motivating to the population when they are repeatedly told how much everything sucks.

Then ownership poofs for months after payment. Options go away. Owner is made prime bimbo and never says a word during term. And we are told about our participation. It's lame. Ha ha ha ha. For real? Desire to govern?

I feel it is out there, or at least it was until Bimbalance was left for dead for months. But yes. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. It must be the population's fault when only one person can control if there are even elections. And they shut that down when they are MIA. So bravo.

Oh. And they shut that down when they are MIA, so bravo. Oh, and as far as the privilege of running for office, you are asking people to pay more than they do for Netflix in order to run for office. That way, our dog has no real voice. Awesome revenue model. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So much drama.

Oh my god! Oh my god! So much drama! Maybe if it was not essentially an auto-win for paying players to govern, there would be more of a race to govern. FFT. Meanwhile, we have seen several good citizens

walk away for a variety of reasons. Up until this moment, I thought, because we were talking earlier about Eulja, the prime bimbo, and I just assumed that that was some sort of top score leaderboard kind of position. But there's duties? You go to meetings and take minutes? Gotta hit the campaign trail. Like any good bimbo, it's not a game.

It's not a game. It's not a game. It's not a game. It's not a game. It's not a fucking game. Why would you think it's a game just because one of the citizens is level 46, has a sex appeal of 75,000, and his name cum underscore dumpster? It's not a game. You need to win her vote. My slut leveled up, you guys. Yeah.

My bimbo reached level three. Oh, wow. Oh, I get to open chest. Is it a treasure chest or actual? No, just open your own chest. Nebby's military bracelet. Prices $1,040.

Okay, okay. It's very small. Nobody can see it. Anyway, so, Support Tax, you have a response there for Mindy. Your name is Lily Fee. I am Lily Fee. You are in errors.

Neither is the people lame. Neither is hunger to lead sane. Wee-ho wants to rule must be a servant. Not an ordinary, subjugated soul. But a prominent, a real server. Because this kind of empathetic serving is true rulership. We got you have done to the smallest of them.

You have done to me. don't let you drive crazy by that alpha male gorilla oogers wow wow okay so I am level 55 and my sex appeal is like a million zillion

so so this thread has 10 pages my sex appeal is like a billion billion. So this thread has ten pages. Obviously, drama fight, a lot of slap fights going back and forth. But then, eventually, Heaven Lay Bimbo shows up and says, it seems to me

space semicolon double space. That, the last post, needs to be reposted today. There's just like title case just going all over the place. No, it's nuts. Needs to be reposted today because it was brilliantly insightful

and as accurate today as it was in November 2016. Watching just how lawless Bimbo Lands has become, even the forum is not used correctly games are spilling over into the general discussion section and nobody knows the rules i think that you always apostrophe everything that ends with an s if there's an s put apostrophe in front that's the

rules nobody knows the rules. Because they are changing without any warning or discussion. Nobody has... People are having fucking fun on this website. What the fuck are they doing? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Nobody has an active Prime Bimbo because the owner will not work with your elected Prime Bimbo Vivi. Even though I support her as a player. That's Prime Bimbo Vivi, even though I support her as a player.

That's Prime Bimbo 66. That's not how that... That's not how RoboNibros work. So Prime Bimbo Vivi, I support her as a player. She tried very hard and is a purely honest player with maturity. There is a major breakdown in the system that even I cannot stay silent about any longer. The government is broken in Bimbo lands.

I begged the owner slash president to make me the sheriff of Bimbo Lands. Howdy, I'm the sheriff of Bimbo Lands. When I, yeah, so I asked her for that when I decided to retire from being the prime Bimbo. You can just retire? Like a

Cameron sort of thing? Spend more time with their tits i guess i'm stepping down after a vote of no confidence it still is it still is a very good idea i wish he would have taken seriously it is time to reconsider this idea bimbo lands needs a sense of order and rules and he will never get it by holding a popularity contest of

multi-account holders called elections. Still with those extra apostrophes. Yeah, yeah. My extra apostrophes go very well with my extra spaces and my extra tabs. Guess she is a bimbo. The forum needs adults and impartial moderators as it grows bigger.

One year later, and Bimbo Lands has more things to do, but also more bad behaviors by multi-account holders than ever happened during my 13 terms as Prime Bimbo. And that is a fact. I kept my jail full of them. Just remember as you're listening to this that literally every single word that ends with an S has an apostrophe. Yeah. It's really pretty hard to read. First item of business. Make people read threads from the first page.

Oh, dear. That's first item of businesses. Oh, businesses. First item of businesses. Make people read threads from the first page forward. Knowledge is not gained by reading books backwards. Just reading the title page of the thread made by the president of Bimbo Land without context should piss you off in ignorance. Content be damned.

Lol, Raph. Skip to page 10. Ha ha. Wait, what is that? Laughing out loud right on floor? Right on fucking. That's the bimbo promise.

Laugh out loud roll on floor. So fake booked. Oh, I giggled being honest and real with the community.

I'm actually glad I have a life worth writing in detail about. I can also keep this thread at the top of the forum as long as I want to. Nobody, nobody but the president of Bimbo Lands can edit it. So enjoy the monopoly of a powerful woman. I earned my voice and it will not be shouted down any longer by phony bimbos disguised as feminists with a false sense of world domination by victimhood. Right? Hashtag. Oh, what?

What? What? You guys, you guys were with me until super recently. What happened? Did I turn? You know what? I'm going to win you back. I'm just so turned on that I just don't know how to react to anything anymore.

I'm going to win you back. I'm about to win you back. Okay? You ready for it? Mm-hmm. Okay, cool. Here we go uh with a false sense of world domination by victimhood hashtag me too is the cry of a whore what's going on what's going

on are you throwing a party for me are you all throwing a party favor sound like yeah yeah like like cardboard things you blow into, and they just say, oh, no. Happy birthday. Oh, no. I'm throwing a block party, but it's the Twitter version of block. That's it. That's it that's it i so actually i literally genuinely genuinely finished my post you gotta you should you should probably finish it oh are you sure okay from ha ha ha yeah i know i know i know here we go okay now that is a stormy ending to a post make bimbo land great again by draining the swamp of crybabies oh

I'm gonna go kill myself okay somebody should break up with me because I'm about to commit suicide prime minister prime bimbo I was poking around a bit on the page here for the pink house which is the obviously

the the building of state um and there's a bit of a rich history to bimbo lens we didn't quite get the correct taste of in the in the wiki okay because maybe it hasn't been updated since uh well there's there'll be a piece of information here that will that will shock you to the core. Oh, good. Okay, great. Great. Okay. So, you know, from the beginning, in 2007, Miss Bimbo and a small group of bimbos, they flee, as in the insects, religious persecution, conservative tyranny, and the political correctness

of the modern world. They discover some uninhabited islands and create the Internet Republic Bimbo Lands. Malatorra! So there's psytrance. But with tits! Slut trance. They discover some uninhabited islands and create the Internet Republic Bimbo Lands. Malatorra! So there's psytrance. But with tits! Slut trance. A world for bimbos to be free, safe, and ridiculous.

Well, okay. From 2007 to 2014, Miss Bimbo rules as the head of a generally peaceful state. Okay, okay, cool, cool. state okay okay cool okay july july 2014 miss bimbo passes away in a tragic accident and plunges bimbo lands into turmoil okay tragic ill-fated adventure with betty boo the right honorable sweet as nuts takes over as interim head of bimbo lands this is a mobile game with four people playing okay nearly a year later june 1st 2015 uh bebe 92 585 becomes the first democratically elected head of bimbo lands uh october october 1st 2015 heavenly bimbo who you were just reading yeah that was me yeah make bimbo Land great again. Becomes the second democratically elected head of Bimbo Lands. At February 1st, 2016, Heavenly Bimbo is elected as Prime Bimbo for her second term in office.

Oh, okay. Sure. So I'm doing well. Yeah. And then Miss Bimbo, who was, I will remind you, dead. Yeah. Comes out of hiding. Comes out of hiding. Returns as president of Bimbo, who was, I will remind you, dead, comes out of hiding and returns as president of Bimbo Land.

Oh, shit. She comes back as a zombie and stages a military coup. Yeah, she died and then hid. That's a pretty good hiding spot in the coffin. This is pro wrestling all over again. Dear God. That's Miss Bimbo's music. Gone. My God.

She's rising from the grave. It was me, sweet as nuts. It was me all along. I cannot believe it! It's really fucking stupid. What do you mean? It's really fucking stupid. It's so fucking stupid.

That's pretty awful. Also, I'd like to make a wonderful announcement. Fartslut is now married to Bimbo. Bimbo. I'm sorry, what was that name again? I... Bimbo.

Bimbo. Bimbo. How are you still playing it? Yeah, both Achilles and Portex have been playing this game since this entire recording. For an hour and a half. This is a landmark episode of the F+, because it's the first time that two members of the podcast have romanced and become married all within one episode. That is the worst. On a very special episode.

It's a podcast for lovers. I did refuse to be in a relationship or be fuck buddies with the populace. Wait, you can be fuck buddies with your wife? Yeah, I guess.

A booty call with your wife? It's 2018. Heaven Lay Bimbo, by the way, is married to Alexa's panties. But fuck buddies was sweet as nuts. And Pretty Savage K welcomed me to Bimbo Land. Oh, great. That's nice. How dare you say this game is stupid?

God. This. Okay. Okay. No, the game is fine. The site is stupid. Thank you. Thank you.

You can buy more clues from my slut now. Adam, how do you feel about live editing something as you're reading it? I'll do my best. So this post is too long. Adam, how do you feel about live editing something as you're reading it? Huh? I'll do my best. So this post is too long, but it is a post by Melkania, level 20. She's a citizen, sex appeal of 5,800, from Freethinkerland. And what is this post called? Man has the penis to satisfy the woman.

Man has the penis to satisfy the woman dear man has the penis to satisfy the woman a man has the penis to satisfy the woman before you move your finger and type a single letter triggered by the title read it first all million words of it I I promise, if you are lit now, then at the end, you will be

on fire, burning down half of Bimbaland. Most of you already know that human sexuality is a major subject with me. At least, for some vanilla bimbos, we'll get grossed out a bit. It will rob you of 10 to 15 minutes of your life, and maybe something else too.

So let the rattling begin. Man has the penis to satisfy the woman. Man has the penis to satisfy the woman. Let me explain it to myself first. Oh, good. Science and my strange perspective of them. Now there I go again with my connecting dots syndrome. Have you ever wondered why everything in the

universe always arranges itself in the same pattern? Imagine. Roots. Leaves. Branches. Blood vessels. The somber forest you can see in your eyes when you look at them with magnification. So Achilles, when you signed up for an account, did they send you free

MDMA? Like, What's going on? I don't think it's made it yet. Okay. Rivers, dunes, ocean currents, solar winds, we're flying away from the sun. Wiggles. Whoa. Wow. I fed a pelican my cell phone.

It ran away. If we could study it, it would probably look the same. It doesn't stop there. It reaches to the farthest possible visible parts of the universe. The universe besides the space-time itself. It's empty. Plus or minus 4.6% of the universe is matter.

Yeah, yeah. Somewhere in there. Plus or minus. Why? Plop. Wake up. And remember that I insulted the pride of billions. Well, the penis had to grow during evolution to reach the size

it has now. I mean, actually agreed. Yeah, that's true. At some point in sexual reproduction, both have had, both had to have had only a tip. The pleasure spot. A spot

where more nerve cells had grown stronger. More sensibility was available. Why is sensibility important to know that both you are touching, touching at slash in the correct spot,

making fertilization easier. I'm talking about some prehistoric animal here. Right. From the start, it helped because the ones who got stimulated more would try it more, thus increasing the chances of survival. You guys understand what sex is? I super duper understand that because, like, penises are very smart. They never make bad decisions. Yes. Okay.

So, let's take our brains. This thing is complicated. Won't explain. Besides, at this point, Dragon Ball would be far too fetched. Woo! Two Dragon Balls in one episode? Oh, God damn it! Our brains have

absolutely no clue of the outside world. It's just a massive interconnected neurons. What do the neurons want? Nutrients and stimulation. Sensitive spots sends more. Brain likes that. Brain does it again. That's it. Yeah, they never sleep. Always

re-slash connecting. Always sending and receiving every bit of information our brain receives is physically changing it. I'll stop here. Okay, great. You'll stop there. Fantastic. Quote, unquote, homos were evolving to walk straight.

Our genitalia had to adapt to our baby's heads getting bigger while our brain is growing steadily in size. The longer pregnancy, harsher births, and then our children are really underdeveloped. What? I don't want to even touch the subject of social relations to mammals. Breastfeeding versus sexual intercourse, the mother and the father's social relations?

Nurturing. Nurturing. Man has the penis to satisfy the woman. Man has the penis to satisfy the woman. Settled life or death consequences versus protective. Since he never knows when he is gonna be able to pass on his genes, therefore analytical. Now you know where the quote-unquote just the tip comes

from. Nope! In psychology. Oh, right. Oh, you know, when it's used in the psychology context. I'm just wildly guessing. Freud would be happy. Please, take the last paragraph as a joke. Let's finish this quickly. You got it.

Wink! With some questions. Who am I kidding? This is a monologue. Monologue. Back to my... Back to resolve my statement. Gals, just imagine. Imagine pregnancy. Months of incapacity. Boredom.

I'm so bored of being pregnant. The partner is out getting more food. Boredom. Breastfeeding and caring for an, quote, unfit for survival infant. It's a life or death matter. More boredom. That is enough stress in our modern world.

Years of the female's lives are invested while the male is out doing his thing with his buddies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Right? It's so boring being a mother. So man has the penis to satisfy the woman? Man has a penis to satisfy the woman. As vaginas evolved to carry our big-headed children,

our pleasure centers enhanced with the growth of the brain. Males had to keep up with it since the female orgasm is mostly in the mind. Right, right. There's the implication that the vagina is a separate species. Yeah, well,

what he's saying is that a Homo erectus, their gestation period was over the course of millions of years. Since the female orgasm is mostly in the mind and the male orgasm is mostly mechanical, males with sensitive nipples were irrelevant for successful reproduction. What? The trait still exists, proving the point of its irrelevance i wish i could get nutrients from this vegetable but my nipples feel good

so it doesn't work that is a problem thankfully the brain invented the orgasm who's the toph of masturbation while reading boredom that's that's the tof of masturbation while reading boredom? Who tof of masturbation? Who tof of masturbation while reading boredom? I ask you. You can ask as many times as you like. You're not going to get an answer.

Now, while males were more successful with highly sensitive females, females, in the other hand, selected partners that were more complacent and eager to satisfy the brains, natural for stimulation. This is just my strange narration of the events about the enormous difference in sexual pleasure and the fact that the female body seems to have evolved for sex. I thought it was your doctorate thesis, so... Thank you for reading my short book. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing! I did, actually.

If you must, which I believe you will, redact it in any way, changing only the offensive words and not the old sentence. Thank you! Guys, it's looking at us. It's looking at us! I like that I like that later in the

later in the thread, she gets into a philosophical debate on human sexuality with cum dumpster. I'm assuming cum dumpster is for abstinence only education. Cum dumpster has some pontifications to share. Fuck! Fuck!

There's a whole long section at the end of this, which is all Heaven Lay Bimbo, which we do not have time for. The website, thefbl.us, you can read threads by Heaven Lay Bimbo, such as Sissy, The Bully Pulpit, and Top Ten Gangs. But my question to you is and Top Ten Gangs. But my question to you... Top Ten Gangs. The Top Ten Gangs. From the home office in Camden, New Jersey, The Top Ten Gangs. It's definitely a Bill Odenkirk sketch. Or Bob Odenkirk, sorry. But F+, what did we learn from any of this?

This game is super fun, and me and Kiddly's are gonna play this forever. Yup. Also, the man has the penis to satisfy the woman. The man has the penis to satisfy the woman. Oh, it's Animal Whisperer. It's Animal's back. That's what he whispers now. Okay.

Any other thoughts? That's what he whispers now. Okay. Any other thoughts? I don't get how this reeled you guys in. I really don't get it. It looks ugly and weird and not fun and difficult to sign in. That's exactly what reeled me in. Well, yeah.

What I liked about this doc and this site is that it started out as like, oh, this is just a really stupid game. And then it gradually got more and more descending into madness. Yeah. Yeah, because people, I mean, well, some of the people, the active people, very much care about the community that's happening here. The four people in it, yeah. And this is ostensibly for jerking it, right? But like... Is it? Yes!

I don't know. Maybe it's really just for jerking your mind. Yeah, I mean... If you're going to sort of jerk it to dress-up dolls, because that's really all that's going on here. Yeah.

But man. It doesn't seem like there's like a game to it. It's just like you just press buttons and wait or you pay money and get things. Well, I mean, you know, to be fair to Portex, I mean, really any game

that has a character creator, I'll spend an hour on. Yeah. My girl's very hot. She is Be fair to poor Tex. I mean, really, any game that has a character creator, I'll spend an hour on. Yeah, sure. My girl's very hot. She is very hot. Hey, by the way, do you think that this is where Elon Musk and Grimes met? I think this is where Elon Musk invented Grimes. Okay.

Yeah, like... Oh, I didn't know that Grimes was a product of the Boring Company. Haven't you seen Weird Science? Yeah, she jumped out of Character Creator, and he was just like, dreams are real. That's true. She even has the, like, goth boots, like the thigh-high goth boots. Oh, my God. She does look like that. Oh, and if you want to.

Don't tell them she's just from Montreal. That's just... Okay. So that's the fun. And if you're looking for a place to get into a competitive game of bimbo land with, you can do that on Ball Pit. Vote for me for Prime Bimbo Ball Pit. Yay, fart, slut.

Fart, slut. Fart, slut. Fart, slut. When I say fart, you say slut. Fart, slut. Fart, slut. Fart, slut. When I say fart, you say slut. Fart. You can fart. Fart. Fuck it.

Yeah, I did it wrong. You can post your Bimbo Land scores in one thread and only one thread. Please keep it to that one thread. Please. Please, one thread will be sufficient. If it really takes off, we'll consider making a subforum. All right, you're right. If it does take off, we'll make a subforum.

Yeah, and website THUFL.us. You can donate. Do that if you feel like it. Bye. Bye. That's a good ending. Bye. Bye, Bimbaland.

Forever. Forever. I like the way Heavenly Bimbo's... It must be a lot of work to format that text in a way that it does not want to be on that site. Well, so, yeah. So what? I mean. It must be a lot of work to do that.

Right. Because, I mean. There's no consistency from line to line. She's, like, manually putting a bunch of spaces in the beginning of every line. Yeah, it's not even tabs. How well do you type by flopping your boobs on a keyboard? Let me tell you, I'm a pro at it. A pro. It's how Kesha writes songs.