The F Plus - 285: Our First And Only Vore Episode

Episode Date: July 30, 2018

It's kind of weird that a podcast that's existed for as long as ours has, that covers the sort of material that we do, has yet to do a full-on vore episode. Just a primer in case you need it: Vore is the (predominantly furry) preoccupation with one party eating the other. It's separate from cannibalism because there's a size differential and complete disregard for physical reality which tends to make it less gross. That is, until the ambulance shows up. Once the ambulance shows up, it's a whole different thing. This week, The F Plus demands you disregard everything you've ever read.

Oh shit, it's happening again! And this time, it's in Seattle! The F Plus Live 7, Saturday night, October 27th at the Rendezvous Jewel Box Theater in beautiful downtown Seattle, Washington. This ain't a cuddle party. Tickets and more information available now at thefpl.us. Oh, I seem to get the munchies.

This time each and every day. Go charging through the food chain. Like the galloping gourmet. Slithering through the fauna till something comes in view. If I'm gonna eat somebody, it might as well be you.

Oh, hi. CF plus podcast. You. with them, too. We have booth rain gear. I get distracted by thinking of being inside girls and whatever. I like looking at their teeth and tummies and their bums. Imagine pooing out of them. Jack Chick? Yes, hello. Am I any eats pansy rewards Harry

for swallowing a sandwich hole by giving him a blowjob. Bunny bread? Does something awful really bother you? I've looked at how they insult us and to be perfectly honest, I don't think they hurt at all.

I think they're a lot worse than they... And this sounded a lot more amusing when I picked it out. Fuck it. Nutshell gulag! Occasionally, a trickster will be disguised as something like a sleeping bag or a sandwich discarded in the woods. Frank West? Hey, do you guys think PETA are vorifiles? And Lemon.

Greetings from Jessica's vagina ask me anything welcome to the jungle such a lonely point of view if i'm gonna eat somebody it might as well be you Hi, F+. How are your sexualities doing these days? Bye. Still dead. Bye.

Oh, oh. In a nutshell, would you like me to contact like a necromancer or? No, no. I'm at peace with this. Okay. Okay. She has a lot more time now for knitting. That's right.

Well, you know, maybe, maybe, Nutshell, the problem that you might be having is that you just haven't found that right thing. You know, you just haven't found that thing that, um, gets your, your motor running. Um, unless you head out on the highway, on the highway,

regret that, regret that very much. I'm glad he did it. So I didn't, um, we, uh, in the,

uh, God, however many years that we've been doing this podcast, uh, I've realized that we've talked about Vore to some extent. But we've never actually done a Vore episode. Yeah, we have. We have?

Yeah, yeah. We have? It was called Yum Slurp and Drool. Oh, god, you're right. We haven't done a V vor episode in the last couple years is my point uh that was in 2011 that doesn't count i'm not gonna listen to that shit lemon's fucking deleting that as we speak yeah i certainly am look at that ugly look at that ugly cover image i made for that that's gross know, I bet anybody who likes that episode is an idiot.

Anyway, like I was saying, we have never done a Vore episode before. So we're going to go to this website that we've never been to before. Yeah, so we're going to be going to uh ariane i'm totally going to edit the same songs that i used last time yeah we're going to be going to uh ariane.com that's a-r-y-i-o-n.com it is a unfortunate looking website uh very very very purple. Purple and blue, which is just a lovely, lovely contrast there. So, Arion, this is a document, by the way, given to us by Spooks.

Thank you, Spooks. Arion.com, or Ika's Portal, sorry, is a fetish community that dates back to 2005. It is mainly focused on vor and is mainly inhabited by furries. Being this old, the site's made the rounds, including something awful and even the F+. Episode 54, Yom Serpiduel, which I've never heard of before.

Spooks then says, why come back to it then, you ask? Well, Ika's portal has not stopped being active at all. A lot of stupid shit has been posted in the last six years, and duty calls. It needs to be read. So we're going to be starting off on the forums. So part one of this document takes us to the forums.

And this post is a Vore-themed card game called Dudes Are Delicious. Yay! The cover art for Dudes Are Delicious is really good.

Really, really good. And I think Frank West, if you can tell us about this card game, please. My name is... Oh. My name is Nerd of Nerds. Oh, boy. That's quite the claim. You're also new to the forum yes i murder everyone on reddit to take that title

there is mountain dew everywhere hello everyone so a dark and twisted part of my brain came up with an idea for a card game based on people killing and eating each other to survive. Strangely enough, I didn't end up rejecting the idea out of hand. Yeah, that's weird. It's so weird that I just decided to go through. Hi, I'm someone on the internet that actually did something rather than talk about it. And so I have actually written the damn thing. So without further ado, I give you Dudes Are Delicious. And boy, that's a lovely picture.

Can you read that using the font types that are in the actual cover of the box? Oh, yes. Dudes are delicious. Homeward bound, Ariel, and bloody horror font. Homeward Bound Ariel and Bloody Horror Font. And the cover art is a pizza boy that has been tied to a spit who is going to be eaten by a very tall little boy, an Indian fella, and then Bill Dautry from King of the Hill. Yeah. The premise of the Hill. Yeah. The premise of the game is pretty simple.

Each player draws three random dude cards, each of which starts with five delicious dude meat. Hell yeah. That's how I started out thinking too. Dude meat. Delicious dude meat. You try to kill the other player's dudes with weapons, traps, and other shenanigans.

And once they're dead, you snack on the corpse. At the end of every round, each living dude loses one delicious dude meat as they slowly starve. So it's a wish against hunger to protect your dudes while eating whatever you can. Hell yeah! Last player with a leaving dude wins. I like that delicious

dude meat is the brand name of this. It's a registered trademark. The rules for the game and all the cards have been written out, and my artist is rapidly making them come to life. We're hoping. We're hoping. So he hired an artist?

He hired somebody to draw that? Well, I mean, when you pay and jerk off material, it's not too hard to find an artist. He's paying in exposure on DVD. Oh, okay.

I have over 40 followers. We're going to have the first set of complete cards ready to send out to the printer by Valentine's Day. You don't want to miss that window. Oh, no, not for Valentine's Day. so i can have a few playtesting copies printed up for pax east in march holy shit i probably walked right past this guy this was 2017 jesus christ

that's what you get for going to pax it is what I get for going to PAX just like to give a big thanks to our sponsor this week PAX East yeah absolutely PAX East that's what you get I'll be sure to update this posting once the game is officially available for purchase but I thought I'd drop this line here to see if the Vore community had any interest

In Vore? Yeah, I think they might They might As you can probably tell from the cover art we're going for a fun, cartoonish-looking field of the game Oh, brain damage, yeah, I think they might. They might. As you can probably tell from the cover art, we're going for a fun, cartoonish-looking field of the game. Oh, brain damage, yeah. You know, our game about people starving and eating each other. Yeah, it's fun. And while graphic vore scenes aren't really the focus, I thought there might be a few nerdy types here who'd get a kick out of this.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe on the furry vore board. who'd get a kick out of this. Yeah, maybe. Maybe on the furry board. It's my fond hope that we can get the game to an official first printing this spring, where it'll be available at thegamecrafter.com. Yeah, by the way,

I was searching in thegamecrafter.com. I did not find Do's are Delicious, which is a disappointment because I found... Must have sold out. I found You Ate My Pie, Toss Your Cookies. One game is simply called Hamburger. It's all about food. And then Jack Chick, what did you find?

I found the Bad Dragon Pizza Party. Oh. Shit. What's the first? Can you just read the flavor text there in the Bad Dragon Pizza Party? Hey dudes, what's better than a dragon party? A totally bad dragon pizza party. It's totally doodicle.

Keep going, keep going. Bad Dragon Pizza Party is the culmination of almost three hours of work. Almost. Almost. Are you a bad enough dragon to save the president? That's actually not in there. No, I know. But it could be.

But it definitely could be. The deal of the day is Goblin stole my chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like Game Crafter, all right. Frank West, in the Arianne thread there, can you scroll down for a bit to some screenshots of the cards and tell me about the different

delicious dudes that we can be? Well, there's Chef Dude, who has three attack, four defense, and two smarts Wait, do they all have this? Oh, I see, those are like tokens? There's like a DDM, that's Oh, delicious dude. Those are like tokens? There's like a DDM? That's Oh Delicious Dude Meat, right.

So Chef Dude is good. Gourmet preparation. Your teammates do not roll for disgust. Bad. Refined palate. Minus one when rolling for disgust. I just gotta keep rolling. So there's a bunch of other dudes. Can you just give me the names of the rest of these dudes here? Fast Food Dude, Fat Dude, and of course Pizza Dude. Keep going. Oh, there's more posts.

There's New Dude. There's Kung Food. There's Friendly Dude. And Friendly Dude is so friendly that he is handing you his own severed arm yep

what a good dude there's dude poisoning huh? sure yeah there's obnoxious dude there's short dude is there more? oh you're the only one who's posted in your thread. Oh, no one else posted.

That's not true. Oh, you're right. There's a few. There's Green Hamburglar at the top. Yeah, the very last post, he realizes, oh man, I've been talking about this thing for long enough. Obviously, I need to put together a Kickstarter. So,

goal of $4,000. Managed to get $655. Alright! But over 10 backers, so those 10 people were really into this idea. At least two of them pledged $125. Dang.

Getting themselves a signed copy of Dudes Are Delicious. Yeah. And this guy has enough money to buy a gun getting themselves a signed copy of dudes are delicious yeah and this guy has enough money to buy a gun and end it all so you know everybody wins oh there's twitter as well okay fantastic what else are you gonna do if you live in rochester yeah you either make card games about cannibalism or fucking kill yourself. It's on the side. Welcome to Rochester. Here's what you can do.

So I have a question for all of you here on the Arian forums. And my name is Writing Zeal. Hi, Writing Zeal. Hey, how's it going? Welcome to our welcoming forum. Yeah, it is a welcoming place. I like being here. So I have a stupid slash strange question.

Are any of you vegetarians or vegans? Yeah, that's stupid. If so, does it have any influence or effect on your preference or time here in general? I'm not, but my initial thoughts are that it might not make a difference if you like being prey. thoughts are that it might not make a difference if you like being prey. But for predators, is there that cognitive dissonance?

Is it different with a soft and non-lethal approach? Of course, I'm probably just talking with my head up my ass, self-more. But that's why I ask. In a nutshell, your name is Dunidays. Dundays. Duna Days. Dun Days. Dun Dun Duna Days.

Where is Dun Days? I hate Dun Days. As someone who's been a vegetarian all my life, I thought it a good idea to respond here. I'd say that my dietary restrictions do influence my interests, since my preferred types of vore tend to be where the prey is transformed into food, ideally chocolate, or at least covered in food. Yeah, because, you know, you cover a steak in cheese and it's vegetarian. No, you cover a

steak in more steak. Yeah. That being said, I am also somewhat interested in vore that doesn't involve transformation, though my predilections tend to be towards soft vore. I'm also not fond of furries or animal vore, which I think is largely the result of my vegetarianism.

Yeah, maybe. What? Don't think. Don't you dare start thinking. Just nod and smile. What? No, what did we say? Boots, what do you got? Yeah, I'm Mojo2131285.

Hey. Yeah. Yeah. A girl who is a vegetarian is one of my deal breakers. I like women who are carnivores and enjoy consuming other life. Slap that rice out of your mouth. life. Slap that rice out of your mouth.

You like consuming other life? I once consumed Ted Nugent and then I became him. Oh god, please do. No, but then I became him. No, this is how Ted Nugent reproduces. I thought that he got people in a stranglehold and then crushed their faces.

The birthing process would have been a lot easier if it weren't for the crossbow. Something wango tango. Someone should write a story about a girl with a healthy appetite for flesh adding a vegan girl to the menu. Yeah, someone real should. She eats like a prey animal after all. New insult for vegans. You eat like a prey animal.

Hey y'all! I'm an intermediate vorophile. Oh, who's that? Who's that? Hey, it's me, a manifold. What's up, sailor? Yeah, welcome. Yeah, boy. me, a manifold. What's up, sailors? Yeah, welcome. Yeah, boy. So, I'm just going to throw my argument in there, in here, wait a second, somewhere,

without any regard for the rest of the thread, okay? Excellent, excellent, excellent. You are an internet super poster. Disregard everything you've ever read. Our ancestors were hunter-gatherers, right? Not just gatherers, but hunter-gatherers. We killed animals and ate them! Just animals.

Kill animals and eat them! It is the natural order of things. You hunt. You kill. You eat. I don't think animals should be raised in overcrowded farms and pumped full of steroids and antibiotics since it most definitely affects the

DNA and trace amounts are still in the blood and cells, which is in the meat we eat. He's got so much knowledge to share with us. He's got a really good one third of a point here. God damn it. God damn it. The same applies with GM crops.

Humans were perfectly fine without genetic engineering, weren't they? And since the Industrial Revolution and all that, you know, engineering they did, the occurrences of genetic disorders and harmful mutations have been rising, have they not? Okay, so anyways, we all know that, right? We all know it. Well, I didn't, but now I've learned it, so anyways, we all know that, right? We all know it. Well, I didn't, but now I've learned it, so I should know.

Okay, well, thank God I'm here. That's what I keep thinking. Time for the conspiracy part of this post. Oh, okay. Do you know where the bathroom is? I just need to go to there. The ruling elite know full well the heath risks of genetically modified foods. the ruling elite know full well the Heath risks

of genetically modified foods. They know the Heath bar risks of genetically modified foods as well as anyone. And they purposefully make it mandatory. The health risks? What did I say? Not health risks? What the fuck are you even... Can you hear with your ears?

We're all gonna end up like Heath Ledger. We'll all be found by Adolson twins. So it's mandatory to genetically modify foods? Is that what you're saying? Yes. Okay. If you'll let me continue. Monsanto has a patent on all seeds.

Really? What? Really? All seeds, huh? Every acorn you've ever seen. Every pumpkin seed you've ever eaten. Just constantly litigating trees for dropping fruit. Every year when the farmers go out to plant their crops,

there's a lawyer that follows behind with a clipboard nodding. Slapping a summons on them with every single... Yeah. All right, see you in court. See you in court. See you in court. So all seeds must come from Monsanto. Right.

Monsanto genetically modifies all their seeds. Well, that's not a true statement. Heirloom seeds are actually illegal to sell. Really? And by the plants themselves. You heard me. I buy all my vegetables on the black farmer's market. You're goddamn right.

I had no idea that the side of my garage was so illicit. Hey, hey, hey, Jack Chick, do you want a tomato? I don't know, man. Is that the good stuff? Oh, yeah, it's the good stuff. I know last time I was at a farmer's market, the police pulled up. They're like, oh, shit, it's the police. They all just packed up and ran.

They said it's the fuzz. Come on. They did say that. Cheese it, it's the cops. Many extremely wealthy and highly influential people such as Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, all of the Bushes. That's the Bush Beans Corporation. Donald Trump and many CEOs of the Fortune 500 companies have publicly stated that they believe the world would be better off with less people.

Wow. Man, you have a hard time just holding on to one conspiracy for like a sentence. So much conspiracy theory. Just let him talk. Oh god, I come conspiracies all day. It is called a depopulation. Have you heard of chemtrails

by the way? Yay! Where's the fucking ding sound? I'm not finished. This round isn't over. Military planes spray toxic chemicals over civilian populations, but in such low doses that they go unnoticed until it is too late. Similar cases of gradual poisoning have occurred with arsenic.

That's true. That's true. I'm always gradually poisoning myself by eating arsenic. That's true. That's true. I'm always gradually poisoning myself by eating an apple. That's right. You take a long time with those apples, dum-dum. Sure do. Sure do. They're big, but I mean, what the hell?

Yeah, I call it poison edging. Yeah. Arsenic stays. Arsenic stays in the body for a long time. So poisoning a person with small doses every day over the course of a few months will lead to a gradual decline in health until death. One of the major motives for depopulation is control. Really? It's not like depopulation? One of.

One of. Oh, one of. Okay, that's fair. 100,000 people is easier to control than 8 bazillion for... Greed? Yep. For hand things... Shut up. For fans of the Hunger Games

series... Yay! What? Have you heard of the Hunger Games? It's fucking hard science. Yeah. Ever read a book? Yeah. For fans of the Hunger Games series, that is what depopulation is meant to be like. Small, isolated villages with large expanses of forbidden wilderness areas.

I think I'm done ranting for now. I don't believe you. Let me check with the man on my shoulder. Alright, it's over. All right, so, sorry for going way off topic, but I feel more people need to understand this possibility, right? And remember, it is a possibility, not an inevitability. Don't be afraid to fight back.

This has been some fucking nutbag on the street corner. Bye. I love how easy it was to set this fucking person off, too. Like, hey, vegetarian vore, right? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Animal. Animal. Animal.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Guys, guys, guys up what's up hi hi i'm orgasmo and i just had a bright idea is your bright idea the uh emoticon of a dancing banana with the holding up the sign penis yeah it's the penis butter jelly jelly time emoji no that God. No, that's not the idea. That's just my... Well, it's a better idea than yours. My avatar. And I'm from Manitoba. Hey, I know there have been

some threads out there involving war dolls, fursuits, etc. I just thought of something brand new. I, being proud owner of a fleshlight myself, recently found out that stock fleshlight

is able to engulf a human arm quite easily whoa whoa what were you testing and how confident are you in your dick do you guys see where I'm going

up a fleshlight I have already suggested this on the fleshlight forums and hopefully they will at least consider the idea this would be a wonderful breakthrough as the material is not insanely expensive. Regular Fleshlight runs for about $70 Canadian, $50 American. So I just suggested a thicker, longer model. I can't imagine it would have to be a whole lot bigger than it is. As I said, the standard 10 inches long and 2 inches wide Fleshlight could easily engulf my arm.

And in what I call big boned. Woo! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I might try boned. Uh-huh. I might try my leg in a little bit. You wouldn't believe how stretchy these things are. It would be a nice conversation as there is already designed to. Shall we say massage a certain body part?

It would be a nice conversation. Certain body? I don't follow you. I don't understand. Oh, I... You would be a nice conversion. I would be a nice conversion. And they already have a texture in the flesh.

Yeah, I'll turn you gay. Hang on, hang on. So, Bunny Bread. You say that to every band. Bunny Bread. Yeah, I do. I do. What? You've had a blowjob once in a while, right? I want, well, two... so bunny bread you say that to every band bunny bread yeah I do I do what

you've had a blowjob once in a while right I want well two once yeah once right well once and a half how much

did the throat get involved in that he means during this recording oh yeah hey shh stop stop

stop so I have to answer a question a metal guy has to ask me a question about shut up no teeth shut if I wanted you to talk I wouldn. A metal guy has to ask me a question about you. Shut up! No teeth! Shut up. If I wanted you to talk, I wouldn't have put my dick in your mouth.

Shut up. That's very... By the way, Frank West, way to be a team player. Yeah, geez. I suggested a snake for design as this would be the simplest and breathing's not a problem as it is open on one end. Depending on how this goes, if it'll... ILF Industries made her some fleshlight along with various other erotic products it's very well funded so i imagine if this catches on we can make a suggestion for an animatronic model just i don't like this one in

progress but using the fleshlight material as they could easily fund it oh well it's speculation now so sorry if i got your hopes up as well as mine if this doesn't work out if you want more information on the fleshlight or want one of your own, just search fleshlight on Google. You get more than enough results. So this person wants to stuff their entire body inside a fleshlight?

Is that what I'm... Yeah, gradual testing here. I thought he wanted to fuck a human arm. No. He was just saying he could put his arm inside his fleshlight. He wants a big enough fleshlight for him. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, shit, okay.

Thank you. He wants a sleeping bag, only sexy. Oh, okay. When the word animatronic showed up, I was just imagining like a Chuck E. Cheese fleshlight. Oh. When the word animatronic showed up, I was just imagining like a Chuck E. Cheese fleshlight. Girls just want to have fun. Five nights at fleshlight. I was going to say, that's a product I don't want to hear.

Hey, Nutshell. Uh-huh? You got a post here by Sludge and Sludge there's Sort of a seeking arrangement Going on here What's going on here with Sludge Mature big Booty Pokemon

Short micro male prey Excellent Big booty Pokemon Up with it Up with it Sits before you smiling Excellent. Big booty Pokemon! Up with it! Up with it! Sits before you smiling with one mighty leg crossed over the other. Why hello there!

Do you want to take bets on which Pokemon she is? Nope. I'll bet it's a Squirtle. Why hello there! My name is Sludge. I'm so glad you stopped by my little page. I could use a new assistant. Oh, you'd like to know more about me first?

All right, I suppose. I am a pudgy, eight-foot, eight-inch-tall, elderly, mature-in-age, male, Luigia. What did you think? Was that what you were going for? No, Luigia. I know video games. That's Mario's brother. I know the correct answer, but I'm not going to tell you because I want our fans to get mad. As you can plainly see, he possesses some rather unique assets.

The gigantic emphasis in that word being ass. Boy, I sure don't follow your wordplay. It's just, it's very complex. Well, to be honest, I'm actually nothing more than a ditto, but I can take certain liberties with the forms I take, hence my blackish purple body, dark underbelly, and

pinkish red eyes. Nothing has been turned on more than pinkish red eyes. I might be an old Pokemon, but that shouldn't be a bother. You know what they say, with age comes experience. If there's anything I love more than my big, beautiful booty, it's squashing things underneath it. Oh, my goodness. That is why I'm on the prowl for some micro-prey to shove between my monstrous cheeks, intentionally or otherwise.

As you may have gathered, I'm a bit sadistic. Oh, sure, I'm nice, to a degree. But if you're around me, expect more of a dominant personality. Aside from that, there isn't much else about me. Oh, oh no, wait, there is! My interest! Oh, I like to sit on people! There's nothing else about me!

Would you like fries with that? Below is a list of everything I like, dislike, and so on. If this intrigues you, then stick around. If I like what I see from you, I'll send you my Skype info so we can get better acquainted. If it doesn't intrigue you, then your assistance won't be required. Likes. I like it. I like it.

Analvore. Of course, this would be my favorite. I'm a huge fan of smooshing tiny prey between my cheeks, feeding it to my ass on a silver platter. Right. Right. Oralvore. My ass only expects the very best. Yes.

Fancy face for this one's ass. I'm sorry, may I speak to your ass sommelier, please? Pardon me, but do you have any shit poupon? Do you have any grey poopin'? Oral vore, though I'm a heavy fan of anal I'm not entirely against swallowing my prey whole From time to time I guess I'll eat you with my mouth

Butt crushing slash smothering As previously mentioned I love smooshing tiny prey under my butt So it's to be expected that I greatly enjoy Crushing and smothering my prey for hours on end I guess that would be expected, yeah Non-fatal encounters I would be expected, yeah. Non-fatal encounters. I may be

cruel, sadistic, but it's rare when I truly devour my prey. You know, I too am into non-fatal encounters. No, I mostly just use you as my own personal seat. How I get along with that is I don't get eaten by somebody else. You might end up flat as a pancake, but

at least you'll still be breathing. Right. Musk slash sweat. I love working up a hearty sweat by plowing you under my ass. My aroma is rather overpowering, but you can take comfort in the fact that there's a hint of sweetness in my Lauren aroma. That sounds worse! That's the Axe body spray. That's the Nutella.

Cruelty. I'm sure you can see this one coming a mile away. My personality tends to lean on the nasty side more than anything. I'm not saying I'm not nice. I'm just saying don't anticipate me going lenient on you anytime soon. Sex slash pleasure. Now, I do enjoy a good romp. Hell, I love it, Frank. Give her a moment. Sex slash pleasure. Now, I do enjoy good raw. Hell, I love it, Frank.

Give her a moment. She might be able to explain. I'm sorry, how do you have sex for pleasure? If you're with me, you can be sure we're gonna have a good kinky roll in the bed slash park slash subway train slash etc. There, see? She explained herself. Pain, you're gonna be under a thousand pounds of

pear ass. Do you really think it won't sting a bit? Wait, so your ass alone Weighs a thousand pounds That's right I can't figure it out, what are you into? How do you measure the purity of an ass? Is it foot play? Begging slash pleading

I love it So you weigh yourself holding the ass and then you weigh yourself without holding the ass yeah it's like weighing your cat you cut off just a little bit of the ass and put it on top of you and see if it's like oh that's the good stuff yeah

begging slash pleading I love it when a prey begs me to stop it riles me up something fierce. It truly is music to my ears. Sloppy acts. Things involving excess drool or tons of sweat. You know, things of that nature.

And finally, foreplay. Yay! Huddling, cuddling, and everything else in between is a big plus for me. Like I said, I might be cruel, but there's a sweet side underneath this gruff exterior. Aww. What do you dislike? Dislikes? Blood and gore. Just no.

I will never be into ultra-violent stuff like dismemberment, blood spilling, and so on. Sitting on somebody, crushing somebody, eating somebody with my asshole. Well, I'd like to mention it's just like a little bean somebody with my asshole. Well, I'd like to mention it's just like a little bean bag under my ass. You know? They get squashed, but

there's no stuff in filling out. Okay. Okay. Watersport slash pen. Sorry, it's just not gonna happen. I am not a fan of urine. Oh, okay. And then is there anything you'll try? Yeah.

Gas. I'm not opposed to a bit of gas a hefty burp here a bubbly fart there if i'm in the mood i'll give it a go a bubbly fart barefoot wines least successful anyway y'all come back now, you're... Skinny girl, bubbly fart. There it is. All right. So there's a bunch more in this first part.

There's a section or a post called Ancient Vorophiles, The Truth About Dragons. There is a post by Tiny Boy called Want to be Eaten by a Girl. And then there is a post by somebody else saying Want to be a Woman's Meal. But I'm seeing here in the document that there is a wiki.

So I think that we should probably... Good, I have so many questions. Good, excellent. Excellent, excellent. We should get an explanation for this shit. Explain yourselves! I don't know if you'll really get an explanation. We're going to get the nitty-gritty details, I think.

Yeah, so, Boots, if you'll take us to the Vor Creatures Folio, please. Oh, yeah, the Vor Creatures, the Vorus Compendium, as I like to call it. Yes, the Vor Creatures Folio. Oh, submitted by Ariayan, the creator of the site. I named the site after myself. Self-propagating. I'm really good at this. There's 195 people in chat right now.

Should we go look? Jesus. 243 in the Discord. oh my god all right I think it would be great if we had air from our own bestiary or creature folio or whatever you want to call it folio there yes these are all really good names. There are several

reasons to do so. One is to explain and inspire ways that different creatures can vore, how it is performed and such. Another would be to inspire new character types for others to use. Originally I thought of suggesting what kind of predators I wanted to see, and how

they avored, but that wouldn't be constructive. Fair enough. So there's a bunch of different I thought of suggesting what kind of predators I wanted to see and how they avoid. But that wouldn't be constructive. All right. Yeah. So fair enough. So there's a bunch of different kinds of creatures that can eat and be eaten. So tell me about humans. Humans. Humans are the basic blank card for a large amount of other kinds of creatures.

Most furries use the same stance imposter as humans and are very similar in terms of digestive tracts and sexual organs very similar they are capable of almost any kind of vor you can think of from animal to genital what what what what what what what what what I've never had animal sex. What? My brain wanted things to be more pleasant for some reason. From anal to genital to belly button. Yay! They also aren't limited by size or other things that humans are not normally capable of doing. Are you sure? normally capable of doing.

Are you sure? If the creator of the character wishes for such things as being the size of a house or having a man-eating tail. Oh. I never thought of that before. That's not what tails do. Well, now you can think of nothing else, though, right? Yeah. Now that's the only thing tails do.

Why do we have them? Wait, we don't. Poor tails. Such things are only limited by the creator's imagination, although it can be said that the same is true for all other creatures. Well, all the other creatures here are fictional, so... Can I skip two and go... No, no, no, no, no, no.

You can't skip dragon. Okay. So I just want you to tell me about dragon. Tell me about dragon, please. Okay. Dragons are usually very large, hungry creatures that, luckily for them, are near the top of the food chain. Technically, there's no top, because there are many instances of larger animals underestimating smaller animals.

All are scaly, have wings, and are generally reptilian appearance. Most can also breathe fire and are able to speak humanoid languages, although they may not care to talk to their potential meals. Most times their scales are hard and nearly indigestible, resembling steel in strength, most commonly used in regular oral vor. Both soft and hard. Hey, I'd like to talk about Enchanted Pillow.

Hello. What do you want to talk about? Enchanted Pillow The spiritual being of this creature can't possibly devour its play So she finds a way to enchant a pillow of praise by herself

The mental gender of soul is female? Yes What? Yes. She came into the pillow? She came into the pillow. She moves out and lays on her prey, sometimes waking it to have sexual pleasure and often to devour it, not sleeping. What? One corner of pillow is used by head and pray goes that was as a meal, but sometimes pillow absorbs her meal by all her surface.

Well, while ingested, it enters her belly, which is filled with spiritual liquid, digesting it. And while absorption, its soul changes into her spirit and its body is used as fuel to continue seeking praise. Truly one of the more terrifying monsters I've ever heard of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hello, I'm an Esthgeorgian. Hello, I'm an Est Georgian. I made this creature that a Tegorgan plants in the human body, and it devours the soul slowly. Oh, I was going to ask. It devours the soul? It depends on how dark and old the soul is, on how it grows. The darker, the faster. The older, the faster. The older, the slower. Oh, Clive

Barker, you've done it again. They look like this. Star fangs. Star fangs. That's very helpful. Thank you. Bullet point. Beetle lava-shaped. Star-seath

rouet. Black star. Firstborn. beetle lava shaped star see through a black star first born colon one foot 10.7 inches long star when they have devoured enough soul energy they slip right through a

the human body and become adults adults are known as taekwogon. Taekwogon roam through the ground in the morning and jumping at prey at night. The biggest taekwogon seen yet was 18 feet and 8.31 inches long. The taekw take organ jumps through the prey and hits the prey's

soul. Everybody following this? Yeah. 18 feet and 8.13 inches. 10.7 inches. I heard of a creature like this, but I just can't remember its name.

Well, I got an idea for a name. David Bowie's last album was really weird. Not any more so than before. Ladies and gentlemen, please sit down. Oh, okay. I'm already sitting. Yeah, good. Okay. Continue sitting

and sit further. Further than that. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Can I sit on you? Can I crush you with my ass? No. Okay.

Anyways, today's newest addition to tomorrow's emergency rescue team. Taking parts from every, excuse me, taking parts from every available animal, form our bark to zebra. Scientists have created a unique breed of super creature known as the furry emergency rescue vorafile or fe var for short oh so it's an emergency actually it's an emergency so i need to eat a furry immediately, what do you have on hand? Dial 911 and say, excuse me, this is an emergency. Anywho, dimension and description given

are measurements taken from the generic mass-produced breed of fur, otherwise known as alpha fur, height, blah, blah, blah, so on and so forth. Anyways. So it's, uh, but it is 24 feet 4 inches tall. You heard me. That's right.

Height, 24 feet and 4 inches tall standing height. How long is it? 12 feet and 7 inches linear running, using all the limbs for locomotion. What do you mean? What? It's a centipede. All the limbs.

It's using all limbs available to it. Your limbs, its limbs, everyone's limbs. Could I speak about the length, please? Could I please speak about the length? Sit down again. Length, 50 feet by 5 inches. How much does it weigh? 3.4 tons.

Without supplies now. That's without supplies. That's sort of supplies what it need oh is it rescue supplies limbs yes so many limbs i yes it's this is an ambulance this is when you're hurt and you need an ambulance ask me about my fur color what's your fur color red bright red like signal flares red gene splicing it's a living ambulance yes what is the biggest ambulance you've ever seen i'm far bigger creatures water resistant like a duck fire resistant as a dragon quick to heal as a

newt the strength of a full-sized bulldozer, that's an animal, and about as cuddly as a sheep, demonstrating both tactical and maternal instinct, honed through both intense training and genetic memory. What the fuck does that even mean? Honed through genetic memory, eh?

Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes. Honed over many generations. Yes. I'm Honed over many generations. Yes. I'm glad you repeated that. Because of hypothermia and cold climates, the fur creatures have been adjusted to go into estrus, or heat,

and will quite able to warm up any room they are able to fit in, that is. Yeah, because that's how that works. That's not what that means. I would appreciate less interruptions and more sitting. None of this is what any of this means. They can choose when to go into estrus.

Every single one of you is talking too much. The problem with ambulances is that they don't stop in the middle of their street and start fucking everything. This is what I said. I had my own ambulance service for a while, and it just didn't go well. A lot of lawsuits within minutes to a cozy 87 Fahrenheit outside of their body. In addition, anyone in the Ferv's skin tent will also be treated to direct heated contact with the Ferv's 10.5 foot long, 2.5 foot wide penis. Hey, I know my legs are broken, but I think I'll just crawl home. 10.5 foot long, 2.5 foot wide penis. Hey, I know my legs are broken, but I think I'll just crawl home.

It's fine. No, my dick will help you. No, it's fine. I'm just going to... It's only a couple blocks. Take the dick. The dick will eat you. I'm just going to sleep it all away. The dick is hungry.

If necessary, the ferv will allow between two to four passengers inside of his sack and and if an individual needs to bathe bath off accumulated filth the ferv can redirect the person to its bladder okay okay okay okay that sounds good yep the bladder where a hot sterile vat of Ferv urine awaits them. Hey! It is odorless as the Ferv's renal system converts all currently known toxins to a sterilizing formula akin to Formula 409. Oh, yeah.

Filtered out to its quadruple kidneys. kidneys. Just behind the ten foot, ten and a half foot long dong and very accommodating sack is the Ferb's bulb. What does it accommodate? Two to four passengers,

I said. Also a lot of piss. Why is the Ferb ambulance the grossest fucking thing in this episode? Because I keep trying to picture it. Continuing. The very accommodating sack. Anyways, behind the big ol' schlonger

and accommodating sack is the fur's vulva. Yay! Quite literal mouth on its own. The ferv can merely sit upon a creature and swallow it down into one of four,

four kind of wombs within the ferv's body. That's a lot of wombs. Yeah, it's more than one. All of the ferv's details are hidden underneath an expansive skin membrane

that stretches from the ferv's forearms to the 14-foot-long tail. So this is just like a gigantic, like... Dick! Yeah. Warhammer sugar glider. Yeah. Chaos!

Yeah, that's true. The front end, however, is quite clearly exposed, as the furb's secondary use as disaster relief. The large creature having a row of eight selectively active teats along its upper half, progressively growing smaller down the line along the more humanoid stomach region. The first use is disaster. The second use is disaster relief. Right. We clean up what we break here at Ferv. For those confused in what a

Ferv would look like, imagine a large anthro weasel tar with some horns and a lot of droopy skin for gliding like a flying squirrel. Or sugar glider with clawed and webbed feet like a platypus. Anybody say platypus?

No, no, no. Or otter and a long tapering tail like that of a lizard but hairy. Okay, Okay. So Bunny Bread, I just want to pause for just a second because I know that this podcast tends to be pretty popular with people that do a lot of art and drawing. And I just want to- Let's disqualify that for this one. I just want to give people a prompt if they need it.

Can you give me that description one more time in case anyone wants to draw this? For those confused at what a ferv would look like, okay, bear with me. Close your eyes and imagine a large anthro weasel tar with some horns and a lot

of droopy skin for gliding like a flying squirrel. Or sugar glider with claw and webbed feet like a platypus or otter and a long tapering tail like that of a lizard but hairy and absolutely huge junk oh yeah and a ten and a half foot long dick all right can someone already draw it before we before we move on uh from the uh the uh the creature folio i just want to read the very first sentence of the creature called jaga yeah yeah please yeah the jaga is a mix between a scorpion dog and a predator from the movie Aliens vs. Predator. Oh, specifically that predator.

Okay. Not from the other Predator movies. Not the Predator 2 Predator. No, no, no. That's shit. That was stupid. Fuck Carl Weathers. I think he was in that.

No, it wasn't Carl Weathers. Oh, the first one, yeah. But Predator 2 was Bill Buddy Bill Paxton So this post This thread is called stink or no stink Do we get to choose

Great game show Yeah Okay so My name is J. Yeah. Okay, so my name's J.E. Zox. And okay, so I just want to ask you, how do you prefer your AV?

That would be analvore in this case. Foul smelling? Just a little musky. Squeaky clean. Something else I'm not mentioning. I prefer my analvore to be just a little musky, squeaky clean, something else I'm not mentioning. I prefer my analvore to be just a little musky. Getting covered in the predator's scent is pretty dominating, but the scent has to be tolerable, or it's an instant turnoff for me. Do they produce scratch and sniff?

Scratch and sniff analv, yeah, I know. Yeah, I... Yeah, it's like polyester. It's in smell-o-vision. Oh, okay. Oh, hello! Hi! Hi, I'm Puck 5.

Hmm? It depends. If it's willing, I prefer it to be more clean. But if it's unwilling, I prefer it to be more clean. But if it's unwilling, I prefer it to be stinky. Gross. Usually for unwilling, I like the pred to fart. And the prey has to make their way through the pred's dirty intestines. I am Emperor Palpatine.

Good. Now smell it all, preferably. I'm Galanor. All of the smell. I'm just a RPG. I'm located inside my own wife's stomach yay

hey okay so well alright so the only pret I like for is a male Luigi no Lucia I almost fucked it up I prefer a natural smell of a Lucia's butthole. It was really weird when they packaged up their scents for the Pokemon games.

Did anybody say male Luigia? If one were to sniff Lucia's butthole, that same smell would be present inside of Lucia's butthole, but maybe just a tab bit stronger. That same smell would be present inside of the Lucius. But maybe just a tab bit stronger.

Maybe just that tiny, you know, sugar-free coal is stronger. Oh, God. No! So Bunny Bread there was reading previous. Why do I recognize just an RPG? So there we go. Bunny Bread was reading a previous F Plus subject, Justin RPG. Justin RPG, in episode 100, went on a talk show to explain his love for Reshiram.

He's the one who made the song about... It's the Reshiram guy. Yeah. Justin RPG was married to Reshiram. And yeah, now all of a sudden this Lugia, this male Lugia, I don't know what's going on. So to that end. He can't come down low. Yeah. So Spooks has titled this next section, Part 3, I've Just Found Out Just an RPG Posted Before.

So Boots, I think I'd like you to do this one please and this question is could 911 slash emergency room get a person out of a stomach asking for a friend my name is just an RPG

could 911 slash emergency room get a person out of a stomach say if a person accidentally swallowed another person that was shrunken an inch tall and the person who swallowed the inch tall human realized they swallowed the other person would the person that swallowed the inch tall human calling 9-1-1 or the person visiting the emergency room would they at the emergency room be able to get the strunken human out of the person's stomach why or why not if they can get because there's no way to shrink somebody down to be an inch tall. That would be my first guess. Is that the why or the why not?

We've already established that that's possible. You just said. I just said. All great authors get one suspension. He wouldn't be there if he wasn't able to shrink the person already, dummy. You wouldn't believe the day I had today, honey. Somebody came into the ER. He'd eaten an entire Barbie.

With the word Reshiram written on it in Sharpie. If they can get them out of the person's stomach, how would they go about doing so? And for some reason, nobody has a helpful answer there. There's a lot of answers, but I wouldn't call any of them helpful.

But there is a drawing of, I don't know, maybe it's a Pokemon, and then there's a sort of cutaway diagram view, so you can see the Pokemon, and then you see the intestines, and just an RPG is standing happily inside of the Pokemon up to his shoulders in the bile.

What does it say under that picture? Just the sentence? She frantically searches for her human husband, unaware that he is in her stomach. Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Oh, man. searches for her human husband unaware that he is in her stomach. Great. Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Oh man. So good. Frank West, what do you got? Technical difficulties at church

that looked vorish? Looked vorish. I was at church today and the projection screen was having issues. There was a shadow-like row of spikes at the top of the screen that looked a lot like teeth and was rounded in the same way as a mouth would be combined with the pinkish red similar to flesh color background that the lyrics and bible verses and additional messages were on

made me think four it was there the whole gathering, which I missed most of because I was eye-browing the top row spikes that look like teeth. I am pretty sure I was the only one eyeballing that and thinking that. What do you think? But I... I asked after the service.

Well, I wouldn't know because I don't mention anything like that in that manner. Vore, furries, etc. I don't mention anything like that in that manner. Vorr, furries, etc. I don't believe you. Church of Boner achieved. And even if there was someone else there like that, they would probably not just go out and say that. The Vorrish technical malfunction would be better if the bottom of the screen was the same way.

I wish I could show you all what it looked like, but I didn't have my camera. When I got the idea of sharing this, I thought to myself, I wish I could have brought my camera. I just realized there's three acceptable spellings of Vorophilia. Okay.

There's zero acceptable spellings. There's Vorophilia, there's Vorophilia. Okay. There's zero acceptable spellings. There's Vorophilia, there's Vorophilia, and Vorarophilia. Read more. If you look at the rankings for the users, Vorophilia is spelled

with a lot of extra letters in there. Sure, sure, sure. In a nutshell, I have a choice for you here. I got two different Just an RPG posts and you can choose which one you'd like to read. Option number one is called,

What Would It Be Like Inside a Vagina? That's got two question marks. However, this one has one exclamation point, which is, I forgot he was in my vagina. I'll go with what would it be like inside a vagina. All right. Take it, please. If you were shrunken down to an inch tall and went into a woman's vagina, what would it be like inside an actual vagina?

IRL? Question mark, question mark, question mark. If shrinking were possible and then you could go inside a vagina, what would it feel like or be like inside a woman's vagina? IRL? Question mark, question mark, question mark. If shrinking were possible, and then you could go inside a vagina, what would it feel like? Or be like inside a woman's vagina? What would the feel, look, smell, etc. of all of the above be like inside a vagina?

Wait, okay. So you're talking about getting really small and going into a vagina? Yeah. And then wondering what it would be like in there? Yeah, well, that's the thing. One of the first responses by Solene, who says, probably into a vagina and then wondering what it would be like in there? Yeah, well, that's the thing. One of the first responses by Solene, who says, probably like a vagina? Yeah.

And then Zane of Bain says, as an undergraduate bio major, I'd actually say his question is valid. Oh, God. I mean, my women issues. I mean, my women issues. Four paragraphs of my women issues. Oh, I want to punch him so hard.

Why do you think his question is valid? Do you think it's some sort of women thing that justifies this question? Possibly regarding their own, you know, spots. Well, okay. I mean, most women can't locate their own G spot. Right. Know the differences between the labia major and labia minor.

I don't fucking give it extra letters. It's dumb. It's stupid. Vowels are gay. Or know anything, okay, I just actually mind pushing my glasses up on my face. I'm pretty sure you're pushing the bridge of your nose. Or know anything about the various processes their vagina goes through daily.

In fact, the average male knows more about the vagina than the average woman. I can prove this. the vagina than the average woman. I can prove this because when I go up and talk to them and ask them these questions, they can't give me an answer. They just walk away. Therefore, they're all lesbians. Yeah.

Not only that, but things change as scale shifts. Relatively smooth surfaces suddenly seem pockmarked, and tiny cilia you never knew were there are suddenly large enough to be noticed. This is, of course, failing to mention the actual way in which the vagina flexes and moves. Jesus Christ.

And it wants to pump you up. Thanks Hans and Franz. Hey Frank West. Yes. I know Lemon really wants to move on from this but I can't live with myself unless I learn what happens after just an RPG forgets

he was in my vagina. Oh good. Oh good. We're still here. Alright. Is he was in my vagina. Oh, good. Oh, good. We're still here. Alright. I forget he was in my vagina. Anybody else like a situation where a girl allows a shrunken boy to go inside her vagina? What would that be like?

Sometime later, another boy, normal size, comes over, asks for sex, the girl forgot about the shrunken guy in her vagina, and the two normal sized beings have sex while the shrunken man is in the girl's vagina. As long as their dicks don't touch stock egg. That seems normal.

That seems perfectly normal. Well, I prefer that with two Pokemon. Oh, okay. I'd like it where I go into Flareon's vagina. Later, Flareon's vagina Later Flareon's boyfriend Jolteon Comes by and asks Flareon for sex Flareon forgot I was in her vagina And they have sex

Anyone else like scenarios like this? Yeah but I imagine with Reshiram You bastard How dare you Oh man there's so much more In this Justin D'April G uh there's a unbirth vagina as a place to sleep see i used rydia as a girlfriend in this case as every boring unbirth stuff of me although everywhere i consider rydia as a girlfriend but more technically as a wife

ellipsis facebook sexual in my rpg i lived my life as a turned-based RPG, hence the username justinrpg. All those Rydia is my wife swallowing and unbirthing images and stories of me and Rydia are portrayed as my girlfriend. I lived my life as an RPG. No, as a turned-based RPG.

Turned-based RPG. Which means he does some shit and then stands around and waits for other people to do shit and then yells at them when they're doing shit while he's doing shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Final Fantasy Tactics. When he's done doing shit it goes da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

That's what it sounds like when he orgasms, yeah. There's also How Did We or I End Up Liking Vor? And something Spooks has included just for me called vorish fonts. Um, but we're going to move on because it's time for poetry. Yay! Oh, good. I love poetry.

Uh, uh, Jack Chick. Um, um, fuck. I see what this is. I don't even have the motivation to say anything else. Why does Jack Chick get this one? That's weird. Jack Chick, take it. So this is, everybody, The Night Before Vormus.

Twas the night before Christmas. Okay, they already fucked it up. Good. Alright. T'was the night before Christmas, and all through my house, not a creature was stirring, not even the mouse. For that mouse was inside me, digesting away. We'd met at a bar, and she'd come home to stay. Her squirming was done done and now she was still.

I relaxed on the couch with my sloshing gut filled. Because I lived alone, I could always indulge in a nice quiet Christmas with a big belly bulge. When outside my window, I heard jingling sounds. I hoisted myself up and I looked all around. From over the horizon, it began to appear a huge flying sleigh pulled by eight studly reindeer. Each was dressed in a harness and tight leather pants. As reindeer are wont to be dressed. Their movements so smooth, their trot like a dance.

They made my heart quicken as did the driver there. Red fur and red, white fur and red coat it must be santa bear come on sluts move faster i heard him exclaim scansion has just gone completely out the window now fuck it fuck it you're all just like candy i don't know your names get over the lawn to the roof in good time i think i see a wolf that would do me just fine. Let's skip some. Yeah, and then just skip a bunch. He's gonna fuck a wolf. Come on.

We hope you've enjoyed this selection from Jack Chick's Christmas album. It's nothing but nightmare before... Oh, shit. We know what you meant. Nothing but night before Christmas it might surprise one then to hear how I felt because then his

belly growled making me melt for a sight my mouse meal I'm quite a by switch and I had the strong urge to be this bear's bitch I rubbed his big belly gave it a squeeze and a push the way it rumbled then just about made me blush. I would be a good meal.

I said being true. But first there was more that I could do for you. He grinned down at me, knowing just what I meant. So he undid his belt and down his pants went. It's a busy night, so let's have no more talk. Just get on your knees and suck my bear cock. That's nice. It's a play on words.

Yeah. It's romantic. I like that he's direct. He's direct i he's a bear who knows what he wants i just couldn't resist that commanding earth sign oh my god whoa they oh yeah yeah yeah it's a bear uh an actual bear so i dropped down and stared man that cock was fine it was hard and veiny. A nice piece of meat. I sloped and I sucked for my own Christmas treat. I may be a pred, but a big guy with a gut can quickly turn me into the biggest prey slut. His stomach churned all around, squeezing me tight as he went up my chimney and into the night. We skipped some, but you know. Yeah, we skipped the actual vor part.

Well, that's fine. I'll go finish myself. I'm not reading anymore. Keep going. Fuck it. No, yeah, you've only got two more verses. You're fine. Oh yeah, this is what broke you?

With me and his belly digesting away,anta bear made his rounds in his flying sleigh bringing video games happiness and all sorts of god damn it to the broke you to the to the homes of all the world's good girls and boys with the air getting thinner i'm about to pass out one more hurting belch and I can hear the bear shout. May you have the best of the holiday you hold, dear, and maybe I'll visit and eat you next year. He tried so hard and got so far. Hey. so far hey yeah

that ranks sort of like in the upper like you know 25 percentile oh yeah of quality night before night before Christmas

yeah no like 10th percentile for F plus night before Christmas for sure uh we have uh we have one more poem

that we're gonna close on here uh Bunny Bread I want you to take a poem called Vore Poem what's it about Uh, we have, uh, we have one more poem that we're going to close on here. Uh, Bunnybread. I want you to take a poem called Vorpoem. What's it about? What's your name? My name is Tz-well.

Let's make a test account. Fuck it. Well, I tried it 11 times. This one's got to work. All right. Kicking, screaming, begging, pleading, acids rising. Skin is tingling. Yeah. In the stomach now.

Only hope is out. My favorite Power Man 5,000 song. Hope is out. This is my favorite Power Man 5000 song. This is definitely a lot more beat poetry than I thought it would be. But how the heat in here replacing fear. Time is slugging. Malodorous. Stomach really snuggly.

I tried so hard and got so far. Odorous. Stomach really snuggly. Wow. I tried so hard and got so far. You don't know if your time is near. But you don't have a choice, of course. Just that burning sensation is all over here. Wow. Wow, look at these lines. sensation is all over here. Wow. Wow. Look at these lines.

Twas the night before Borpone and all through the house. You feel the pain of every inch and you'll just become part of this bitch. Yes. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So now it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Excuse me. So now it's Nicki Minaj. This is not what you wanted now. But you don't

have choice of course. Ow. The air is thick. The burning rich shall be healthier

than a horse. Yep. Let's start over. She'll be healthier. She'll be healthier than a horse once she absorbs you without remorse. All you need to do

is groan. The air you use was clearly on loan. Sycophantically. Sycophantically. That's what I said. That's what I said.

Sycophantically. Sycophantically. Moving on. Bitch! Yeah! This has been your worst day. Not worst. Yeah, your worst day. And

this asshole's best ever play. As you begin to quit your moans, you just offer one last jest. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Did I write that? Oh, no. Oh, no. I did not Oh shit Oh shit

Did I write that? Oh no I did not mean to write that What the fuck That was terrible What did we learn from any of this F Plus? Oh god Probably the same shit we learned

No no We learned what moreore fetish is A thing we didn't know before Yeah, we never did a Vore episode before I don't remember a Vore episode I feel like this episode was very well done And all of the cast Really had some great fun

Uh-huh Nope Not nearly enough syllables Jack Chick did good poetry reading which is to say that he did fine with the parts that he was reading and trying to follow this caption uh i still i still have such a hard time um you know because i know that you know i mean vor definitely really intersects with furry a lot um and and at the point that people like at the point that people's sexuality is kind of furry based their own sexuality seems to really be fictitious anyway um just in general but like but i still i still can't my mind cannot understand any of this is a sexual act like i know that they

do but it's just so confusing to me look you stick a penis in someone else's body in that sex but i stick my whole body in someone else's body and it's not yeah exactly yes agreed correct we're on the same page i learned that men know more about vaginas than women do that is true by the way nutshell you welcome. It's about time you learned that. Also, Buddy Brett, he's got a vagina. Yeah.

Most of the time he does. More than one. Well, I mean, I have this one underneath my desk right now, but she's, you know, busy. Doing what? Doing what? Doing what? None. Okay. Shut up.

Mind your business. My God, Lemon. I'm a gentleman. I learned that this beer I was drinking was 14%. Oh, wow. That's always a nice thing to find out afterwards. Was 14%, so it gradually went down. Yeah, exactly. THEFPL.us is the place

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