The F Plus - 304: The Waste From The Mothership

Episode Date: May 28, 2019

The Ashtar Command Crew is a global organization on a mission of.... peace, maybe? It's difficult to say. We're not even sure who's on the crew. Okay, we know three things: Ashtar is love, The Paa-Tal are old, and the tall greys are taller than the short greys. Beyond that, it's open to interpretation, which is difficult when some of these beings are in the twelfth dimension. This week, The F Plus is best, the F Plus is blest.

We enjoy this exactly this much. So far this place and later Now you're caught and caught And you'll never be the same The mothership has landed and it brings forth the F+. It's an evolved place and there's terrible things right with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Boots Rangier. When Nibiru overshadows all of Earth, God will make it at 55 degree Fahrenheit only, no colder. He will use natural means to do his will I am. John Toast?

Don't know about this. In light of the praying, what if the mind is simply creating the orbs? Come, Quadsop! With respect, I would ask that you please correctly refer to my star nation as Syrians, rather than Syrians, as that erroneous spelling you sometimes use as a war-torn and troubled nation in the mid-80s had nothing to do with Sirius B, the ultra-density white dwarf star. Not so gulag. Also known as the Zeta Reticulums, the Greys are

some of the most well-known aliens, and commonly depicted throughout the alien pop culture. Oh hey, Zyro's back! Yes, yes, yes, you can do this! I've been doing it every night now for over two weeks, and every time, I mean every time, hey, Zarlo's back! Yes, yes, yes, you can do this! I've been doing it every night now for over two weeks, and every time, I mean every time, pop, there they are. Just ask. These are our family. They can hear you when you want them to.

They are busy, lol. And Lemon. These are the three alien species currently fighting for control over Earth. Number one, the Syrians. Number two, the Short Greys. Number three, the Tall Greys. Hey, little boy! Place your bets! earth number one the syrians number two the short grades number three the tall grades Turn into a crowd, silly boy Cry your eyes, don't take up the fight It would do, it would do, it would do for you It would do, you'd find tonight

Let your freak out Don't freak out Hey little boy, is this it? Hello, it's... Hello, F Plus. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Oh, hello. How's everyone doing? Hey, do you know that you're all made of star stuff? That's beautiful. Isn't that nice? Isn't that nice? Thank you, Moby. I've heard that. People, they come together.

So we have an episode that's really going to fill your lives, my life, the lives of our listeners with some purpose. I think you should be very excited about this. This document is provided to us by Mr. Hunky Academia, which is great. That is really a great name. It's a pleasure to say out loud. A bunch of bullshit is here. say it loud. A bunch of bullshit is here. Yeah, so Mr. Hunky

Academia has given us this document, which is about the Intergalactic Ashtar Command Tribe Experience. Experience Tribe Command Ashtar Intergalactic. I love that Disney ride. Jez and Nicole, that's our team. Yeah, so

we're going to be spending most of our time here on uh www.ashtarcommandcrew.net uh and the website design of ashtarcommandcrew.net is really really wonderful uh it's really it's really a wonderful flashback to the days of Netscape Navigator. It's great. So, Boots, I'd like a little bit of an overview here about the intergalactic Ashtar Command tribe experience. Oh, sure. So I want to find out about the titular person here. So who is Ashtar?

Can you tell me about that, please? Sure. Well, Ashtar is... Yeah, who is Ashtar? Okay. Ashtar is love. Oh, great. Bye. Yes. Well, what did we learn?

Ashtar through Arthura. Hello, dear ones. I am Ashtar. And Iura. Hello, dear ones. I am Ashtar. And I am an etherical being traveling through the star lines with the light ships of the Ashtar Command. I play this game. Wow.

We are traveling with the light and beyond. We are moving... Also, we are moving ourselves with the speed of light. With the light at the speed of light. We're moving ourselves with the speed of light. With the light at the speed of light. We're moving ourselves with the speed of light. We're going very slow, but we're using the speed of light to do it.

Skitchin! Just guys in the back shoveling the speed of light into a coal furnace. Keep it moving! Let's change tenses. Traveling will be easy and smooth, relaxing and really fast. Oh, sorry, I missed a line. Okay.

People of the Earth, you will too in your future travel with the speed of light. The power that you will use is clean, pure light energy. The Earth will change and purify through the light and the power of love. Hello, dear ones. Hi, Ashtar. I am Ashtar, and I am an empirical being. It went so fast, I went back around and again. Do we do the same jokes again?

The guys are shoveling the speed of light. Come on, come on, come on, come on. You have to keep your enthusiasm up for the second take. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yay. Anyway. So who is Ashtar? What the fuck?

Well, I got a hot scoop, but I think he's love. Well, no. Well, I am 7.2 feet long. He's a snake. Vertically or horizontally? Long. That's definitely horizontal. I am a Tweedledum.

I'm always flying around like Superman. He's 5 by 5. Therefore, you never measure my height. I have the proportions of a baguette with arms and legs. People of the Earth, you need to know that now and then because most of the time, you don't hear us clearly enough. So yes, then we must be

a little strong in our light power. That's why they say things twice. But we also like to play in a loving way with you because humans are so serious and always thinking about difficulties and that closed your hearts. We like to have open heart contact. Doctor does not recommend.

You mean like a Mortal Kombat fatality? Yeah. I've been given the command of the Ashtar Command Fleet, but I also have the direction of many other fleets of the light from different star nations of the Galactic Federation. Bragging. Chief Command is Lord Sananda, and his light ship, New Jerusalem, is under

his leading command. The word command means... What? Sorry. The word command means in command of God. Oh, is this like... Are you allowed to use the word and the definition of the word? Yeah, no, is this like, new is not eunuchs? Yeah, new is not Unix, yes.

Yes, in ancient Hebrew, that's how it tracks. The acronym tracks. The greatest and loving power of the universe. I'm a being of love. Also, like my star brothers and sisters, we are in this higher residence

because there is the love we care for. So let's join together for a better future of love. Be part of a unique evolution. That's great. Hey, Ashtar, the things that you're saying are giving me positive thoughts. I have positive thoughts about things that you're saying. Right.

Great. Positive thoughts. It says, then it says, a picture of a lady meditating. Then it says, how can you contact me? Just call me and I'll be there. That doesn't answer your question. Like the Ghostbusters. Yeah, the Jackson 5.

How can you contact me? You know, contact me. Okay, guys, guys, I'm trying it out. I'm contacting you, but I can't hear him. If you cannot hear me, then you have to raise your vibration with loving thoughts. I thought that's what it was.

You really should have done that first. What if it's out of batteries? The vibration you're in, comma, is very imported. I don't know. This German vibration, you know, it's not as good as you think it'd be.

I imported my vibration from Portugal. I thought it was a legit vibration, it was just a bootleg. I personally like people who laugh a lot, care about the nature, and are creative in searching for positive solutions. We, star people of the universe, are like that.

So, keep the vibration high. And you people on this earth are like this. My name Ashtar is chosen because this is the planet I lived on a very long time ago. And yes, it is destroyed. So the connection with Earth now is strong. The planet Ashtar lies in another solar system. It looked like the planet Ishtar.

Venus at your solar system now. So there are many agreements. Agreed. There are. We're all in concert now, right? Also, on the planet Venus, the energy of love from the star family of the Kamaras is stationed there. I also have a strong connection with Venus. I had my training of the light there and followed the lessons of the Kumaras and lived there for a long time. The seven Kumaras created the seven holy temples on Venus.

This is a very beautiful light power of love. They have brought this to the earth for a long time now. Jesus Christ, Sananda, is one of the seven holy Kamaras. Sanat Kamara is also the logos of Shambhala on earth. Hollow earth. Oh, wow. Do you remember when Jesus Christ had the brand refresh? Just went all Helvetica.

Yeah, I remember as a small child I'd do something wrong and my mom would yell at me, Jesus Christ, Amanda! Are these hollow earth people too? Yeah, I like that it has to clarify. When I'm saying earth, of course I mean hollow earth. Of course. Where do you think all the crystals grow? Beware of the changing in your worlds.

You all become solar star people, creatures of the sun. Do you know that the sun is a star? What? That's why they call us star people! Insert coin! Insert coin! Insert coin! Insert coin! Insert coin! Beware, I ramble.

That thing is fucking impossible. Zarla, I uh on a uh a page uh you know how uh you know i mean we've been doing this for you know over 300 episodes now and so and so i can tell you know these you can tell me so these episodes uh have a you know a very a very standard pattern right you know we want to start with the sort of about page, which obviously we just did there, the Who is Ashtar. And then after doing the Who is Ashtar page, we'll then move on to the next logical page. Which is, Plejorians provide E.T. sentient species data, srutpata, endorsed and listed. This is not one of Lacey Lovecraft's better works.

I'm not saying there's not a formula I'm just saying the formula works At a point it was his best work Good argue Should I start from the beginning? Yeah please if you would Dear friends It has been accurately stated by our associates Within the Plejarian Federation

That for the purposes of clarity They have quantified and qualified 18 specific ET species of sentient types, which make up the cosmic races of the known universe. They may exist across the cosmic etheric planes, but here upon the physical athers, they are also able to manifest within their ships when they visit this realm of outer Earth.

Yeah, this is a D&D supplement book. Intermittent surveys have been conducted by various star nations to confirm this data but this one list provided is supplemented by the following facts in support visit across the galaxy termed the milky way by earth peoples there are 2 million 630 000 highly developed spiritual societies of spacefaring technologies including the plagiaris Great. Great. Oh! Ooh! Oh! Ooh!

Oh, so this is like a turducken, but with, like, smart people on the inside. You know, I hate to admit it, I was zoning that out just a bit, and then when Inner Earth was mentioned, I was perked right up. Inner Earth? I don't know. We all know what those Inner Earth people are like. Officially, within Cosmos, neither NASA, ESO, or the Sino-Russian space missions are headed very highly. They know who they are. Even those notorious and secret space missions using back-engineered technology, it has all been a drop in the galactic ocean, as it were.

Beyond this galaxy are numerous allies of the Higher Cosmic Union of Light, numbering 1,141,000,000 advanced civilizations. And like the Galactic Federation, they seek to be part of a greater lighted union in service to the evolution of the spirit, their creation, linked with his Milky Way, and several others, and some at universal levels and between universes. So, really interesting. Sentient species types. Oh, there's types? Yes. What kind of types are there? There's humanoids, like the plegiara themselves and the earth humans. There's amphiboids, people who resemble animals that live in water.

They live on land and in water, like Acena and her people. We all know Acena. You know Acena. You met her. We went to dinner. We went to dinner at that party. Why do you assume all us amphidoids know who Sina is? Hey, hey, hey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Reptiloids are immune reptile-informed with the skin covered with scales. I'm sorry to make you pause there, but I do like that it's just reptile and then O-I-D-S. Reptile-oids. Reptilioids. Oids is an all-purpose ending for a word.

Yeah. Insectoids. Human insectoid forms. Their skin having a chitin quality. Sauroids. Human sauropod forms. Their skin resembling that of an elephant. I was thinking dinosaur, but...

Primatoid. What, primatoid? Primatoid. Primatoid. Humanoid. Yeah, primatoid. They're kind of like a primate sort of thing. What, primatoid? Primatoid. I thought you said humanoid. Yeah, primatoid. They're kind of like a primate sort of thing. Yes, okay.

Human primate form with more hair on his skin. They say in the South Park theme, you know, they were really big for a while for some reason. More hair on his skin than the Earth human. Condicoids. Humanoids who are capable to move along through levitation, like the ones who were seen sitting on the roof of the SSSC. Ask your doctor if condycoids is right. That's why they had to put all those barbed wire on top of the SSSC. It's like they're making nests up there.

Terropoids. Old man Murray chasing off the condycoids with his pitchfork. They make such a big mess. Pteropoids, human bird-like body with a long neck, face, and beak-like mouth. So a bird. Yeah. Hydroids, human fish-like body who are living in the water but can leave it for longer periods. You know, like fish can.

Yeah, of course. And that's totally separate from the amphiboids. Yes. It's different. Thermioids. Yes. It's different. Thermoids. Sure. Humanoids who are living in hot zones of very high temperature. That's everybody in California.

Are those human cactus hybrids? Frigeroids, I'm assuming. Or it could be frigoroids. No, it's refrigeroids. Refrigeroids. Humanoids who are living in regions with very low temperatures. Oh, of course, yeah.

Aeroids. I believe aeroids. With a numelab, yep. Humanoids who are breathing poisonous gas or living in different gas environments, respectively. So they're dead. They live in a Dutch oven. Aeroids? Oh, no.

People are just always putting them under farted covers. You said you wanted to be an aeroid. I never said that. Also, stop. We got Ackeroids, humanoids of humanoid body, whose skin is covered by a fine acid layer, as it is the case with the tree lanner or the tree lands. Fluorides, human-like and diverse plant bodies.

Kentaroids, which are life forms with part human, part horse-like bodies. Oh, they're not like Barbie's Ken. No. Kentor. Fonoids, which are bodies part human, part animals with hooves. Pteroboids, very light human life forms with wings with which they are capable to fly. And seraphoids. Yeah, and they fly in the with which they are capable to fly. And serophoids. Yeah, and they fly in the air and they go la la la la.

And when they shoot with the arrow, then you have to like your controls are reversed. Those are the worst. And they're everywhere. That's a Doe Jam and Earl joke for you. You're welcome. I appreciate it. Hey, I made a Sinistar joke earlier, so it's all good. There, yeah. welcome i appreciate it hey i made a sinistar joke earlier so it's all good there yeah seraphoids are very light

life forms the human animal body with feathered wings by which they are able to fly fantastic hey so seraphoids chair boys and never mind yeah yeah there's like three different bird people i don't fuck it whatever move on hey kumquats up? Oh, yeah, hello. Who are the Pawtall? I don't know, let me go, oh, alright.

Why did you give this one to Kumquat? Who are the Pawtall? Who are the Pawtall? Before you begin, tell me what category or which sub-forum this is. Oh, well, of course this is in Star People, Walk-Ins, Indigo, Crystal. Which is a single category. Yeah, it has a bunch of columns.

Star People, Color, the Crystal, and also Big Closets. Buy your bullshit combined. Yeah. Who are the Pothole? Hi, all! I have noticed quite a few dark ones on even Ashtar, and there is no surprise there.

Typical. I would not usually bother, but there is a lot of step-ups from the dark ones in claiming the Cabal is good, the Amnonaki are good, etc., etc. I am here to help bring some truths. Okay. Where should I start?

Who is the Pawtol? The origin of the word is draconian to start with. That is what... All those pesky dragons. That is what they call the four oldest races in Orvorton. Actually, why wasn't there like a dracatoid in the previous one? Well, that's what we're fixing right now. Yeah.

It translates insanely strong ones. I hear you saying, what is Orvortan? That is the name of this grand universe. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. name of this grand universe. Oh, okay. That makes sense. What's a grand universe? A grand universe is a thousand odd universes. Oh, that's

how it breaks down. I didn't know universes were metric. Ah, that old classic saying. Grand universe is worth a thousand odd universes. The true term of a universe is one million habitable worlds. Wow! I guess it blows the notion of, are we alone?

Um, let me think. No! Oh, damn! Waze world's up in this bitch. So, there is not many on our world that know about Orvorton let alone much of our universe we are in which is called nebadon so the pothole are these four races the inura memra shinra uh and the

youngest see where this is going uh And the youngest, the Ashand. Oh, right. Yeah, like in Morrowind. The first three, you may know them as the Golden Ones, or we call them the High Elves! Yay! Who is making

scrapbooks of all your mythology books? It's a Pinterest board. This one goes in here, and then this page will be this one. No, we call them the golden ones. It's like somebody played 52-card pickup with an entire used sci-fi bookstore.

Somebody's running a campaign of every single GURPS module at once. Yes! This is why in fantasy we have them-a-loat stories passed down about the immortal elves. This is true. Now, all beings...

Okay, good. Settle. That's covered. This is not bald. Goodbye! So, Motivey... Deal with it! Now now all beings are immortal from a soul point of view please don't let anyone tell you any differently all humans on gaia slash earth are immortal souls living in a human vessel it is the learning tool but our ones were broken along the way, hence our junk DNA. Just our souls going like,

ah, let me just, I'm sure this is fine. I don't know. You break something, you just toss on the floor. Press the button again! See if it works this time. Yeah, turned down by the Dark Ones around 13,000 years ago or so.

They asked us on a date and then... Still haven't gotten over it. Turned down by the Dark Ones for what? Then we just smashed up all our DNA because we were so upset. Satan, I'm sorry. I was just a little nervous. Come on. Come on.

Give me another chance, Satan. They replaced my DNA with Twinkies and Cheetos. And that's how you discover self-cam. Hey, all humans are divine beings. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, okay? There is no middle man needed for your, though, adjuster to talk with Source, the Almighty, etc. You can also communicate with your higher self,

your god self, and your oversoul when you attempt this demand that only the light to communicate with you. Okay, so back to the pothole. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes, yes, of course.

I am so tired of these shaggy potholes. Yeah. Shaggy Paul Tull story? Yeah, the pot hole was the name of the moth in the Norm MacDonald joke. Yeah, there you go. So, how old are they? As old as this grand

universe in the trillions of years, if you measure time and space... Time and space. If you measure Tima and space... Tima and space-u. Tima. If you measure Tima and space in 12D... Yeah, sorry, guys. The universe is not only 13 billion years or so old.

Do you know... Wait, what? What does that have to do with how many dimensions... Why are we measuring the universe in a bra size? I love that she drops there are 12 dimensions, and then she's like, yeah, I know the 13 billion years was kind of weird. Yeah. Do you know it does a breathing function,

so it goes in and out over billions of years? Thought I might help with that one. The first three races are 12D, even fiocle form. They resemble 12 foot tall, handsome elves. Oh, boy. The oldest. They always say on their profiles are 12 feet tall, but they're only like five. You know?

Every time I go out with an elf, it's the same story. They're only 6 feet tall in our, you know, wide dimension. I've got to give it to them. The angle they get on the cameras, though, is very convincing. They stick at at least 11 feet in dimensions 7 through 9. The oldest have wings, so they resemble angels, but in sciacle form. In fairness, they are angels

in form. Okay. The ash shand are silver elves. So they resemble angels. Yeah. I really hope we learn that fiacle and sciacle are two completely different things. Yeah. Those have to be two of the dimensions.

The ash and are the silver elf-like race of 10 to 11 D. They're a range. Which is virtually immortal, but not fully whilst 12 D is. So what do they do? They seeded this universe and keep

an eye on it for the almighty. That is what they do. They seeded life on Gaia slash Earth 500 million years ago. They stayed as well until around 200 million years ago and left for a while. Okay. This is where some of those giant, old giant fossils may be found from as early as 280 million years ago. Like that guy, Ed Cowan, who found giant fossil teeth from that time period. Yeah, the movie Prometheus showed an ash am turning into DNA at the start.

La la la, I haven't heard it. I haven't seen that movie. But that was only part of the movie which had any truth. They do not want to come back and kill Gaia, which is what the dark ones wanted you to think i never said that they did so really scott is a dark one they came back when other races in earlier parts were advanced enough and choose to settle in our solar system for around a million years being came from other parts to live on the Earth, most of them from the Pleiades star system, though we were much

higher then. Know what I mean? In fairness, it was funnier then. Non-stop party. The planet was then. I told you.

And how do you spell that word? Oh, A-T. We need to sub in Frank for a second. The planet was then. Yeah. Either that or it's a chode emoji. Bite the head on that show there.

What's the... Never mind. Most of us who were there then were tall as well, 10 feet tall or so.

The Hyperboreans are still really tall, but that's for another day. The Pataurians. All right. All right.

That's for another day. Yeah. Yeah. all right uh we're gonna uh move on no no no no no we cannot leave okay excuse me the pot all started to decide that they should incarnate to boost the light especially when a rebellion happened all the way over in andromeda firstly then eventually to this universe. You might wonder, who was the rebellion? It may help a lot with this story. Yeah, by, no, the draconian race always liked to fight and battle, etc. And they were the fist to rebel under Satan.

Yes, Satan was a draconian king. Does that help? Lucifer was a different being. It does help. They pushed them eventually over eons of time out of Andromeda into the Milky Way, where they settled in Alpha Draconis. Oh my god. What?

It's too late. Welcome to my world, dude. There are no brakes on the kumquat train. I know, but we couldn't stop before Satan was a Draconian king first. How else are people going to know? Okay, we're going to now move on. Mr. Hunky Academia has broken this document into sections, which is always a good thing to do with a document. Cryptoanthropology was where we were just in.

This section is called Starseed and Eugenics. Uh-oh. Oh, good. So that's fun. Yeah. And, uh, nutshell. Yes.

Uh, your name is, I believe, Lady Amy? Lady Ayn? Lady Ayn? Yeah. Lady Ayn. Lady Ayn.

And boy, this is a, I mean, if you're the kind of person who likes the blood type diet, this is the post for you. I'm not sure I, I'm not sure I do. I've heard it's good.

Timothy Olyphant, right? Yes. I'm Lady Ein, and my post is Blood Type and Starseed Origins. Hi, everyone. I hope I'm not beating a dead horse with

discussion, only because I have seen previous posts on this, and it didn't seem like it got far in regards to any answers on positive blood, rather more on the RH negative ones. So I am very curious. I am a 4'11", Caucasian American female. 4'11", Caucasian, American female. Okay. That's a heritage. With brown hair and very big brown eyes. My heritage is mostly Irish slash German and English descent. I would love to know if there's a star seed origin for my blood type, which is B plus dot dot dot dot.

I understand I high a rare blood type tip, and I would love to know if anyone know anything about this. Thank you so much, smiley face. Much love and light, Lady Ein. Shop much. Shop as much. You got that? Does anyone know anything? That was a reading from the B+, blood pump with enthusiasm.

I have a response for you I'm talking now My name is Phylos Oh hi Phylos, how are you? I'm doing wonderful I loved you in UHF Thank you I think I recall

reading somewhere that RH negative types were associated with reptilian bloodlines. Oh shit! You're part reptilian! Congratulations! Another bingo square! Not that all negative types are reptilian. Jump the

gun there. Just that all reptilian bloodlines were negative. You know, squares, rectangles, reptiles. That's a good thing to say. I haven't ever seen anything else about blood type having anything to do with whether one is a starseed or not. Aren't we all though? I always thought being a starseed was about one's soul's experiences as incarnated upon other worlds before a year. None of this science is open to interpretation.

By the way, if your type is rare, you might want to look into having some of your blood withdrawn and put into storage, just in case you ever need it. Smiley face. You know. Okay.

That's my blood drawer Stay out of my blood drawer My name's Turtles Hey Turtles What do you like? I like Turtles My name's Turtles That is a good idea about the storage for her blood

I've read The Star star seeds are rh and quite honestly i think it is a tad bit dangerous to play the superiority game over blood type as if having a certain blood type makes you special or something i am o positive and i am a star seed indigo and i am sure there are other starseeds that might be our age. Just to remind you, I'm an indigo child, and I'm concerned about people playing the superiority game. We can't be more special than each other. Yeah, I mean, you've got to play the right superiority game. My name is Lisa Barnthouse-Fraser.

Hey, hey, Lisa. No, blood types have nothing to do with starseed origin. Before I have surgery, they bring me in a few times to take a pint at a time so they have it for me. But, sweetheart, you're fine. They have your type. Be thankful. I hate being ab. I almost died before because they didn't have my type.

Hi. Oh, hey, how's it going, everybody? Hey, what's up? My name's KellyB13 and I wrote 1,918 words in the comments. Oh my god.

Oh, wow. Just scanning through. It's section D, the Nephilim. All right. Yeah, this is a banger. Your post was 123 words. I wrote 1,918. Please tell me you're just going to read the note at the end. Yeah, so some of those words were that the origin of races is as follows. Caucasoid or white races descended from the Inuki of the planet Biru.

Caucasoid. The African or black races descended from the evolved Homo sapiens from the hybrid created. They are elves, okay? Asiatic, the so-called yellow-skinned people descended from the Nephilim, the ousted royal party of Hibiru. Notice I say Hibiru, not Nibiru. Oh, thank you. Heberu slash Hebrew. Are you still with me?

The Nephilim giants were the reigning godhead until the Eloyahim family ousted them, causing them to earth, and taking over the planet, comma, Heberu, semicolon, end of sentence. Indigenous or native people of the land? Of just whatever land. Indigenous people in general? You know, the others. You know, First Nationers, Brazilians, whatever.

Anyway, the brown races. They descended from the evolved Homo sapiens and the Anuki, somewhere not authorized by the Elohim. Elohim. Elohim. But boys will be boys! What? Oh, my God.

Yeah, boys will be boys! Does it really say that? It does! It does! You just can't keep them damn angels from sneaking off and laying with the daughters of men. Goddammit, boot slam! Let the boys be boys!

Are you Anunnaki getting into trouble again? Oh, you guys. Anyway, that was point four. So then point A, the original evolved creatures of the Earth. What? What?

What were they called? The original evolved people of the Earth. Yes. First known. Yes. That's the H asterisk asterisk asterisk erectus. No, no, no, no. You know how to pronounce that.

So obviously. I know what that says. I'm just trying to explain the heck and sapiens so so it's the sensor homo it's the they have they said all this weirdly like sideways racist shit right before that. I use the word scrolling just tiny bit up. I use the word negroid. Yeah, exactly. And I censored the word homo in Homo Erectus. Maybe it's an automatic form censor?

That's possible, I suppose. Oh, wow. The originally created Eve, the first hybrid woman, was the mother of all black-skinned peoples of Africa. The Eves, aka the woman, was slash is made up of one half of Adam, Adam's DNA, and one half Neanderthal, making her one-fourth, and Enuki, less black than the original Homo sapiens, which is fine. But nevertheless, black-skinned Eves, Eves, apostrophe, S, apostrophe, bloodline was created to preserve the race of all natural Earth-evolved creatures who were becoming extinct.

All black-skinned races from Africa, bracket, ham. That's a Bible thing. Oh, okay, okay, great. Ham was one of, I think it was one of. Noah's kids. Yeah, Noah's kids, that's right. I think it was one of Noah's kids. Yeah, Noah's kids. That's right.

They're created from the hybrid dot dot Eve apostrophe end of sentence. God damn, I love myself some New Age racism. So fancy. The entire white race are descendants of the Anunnaki. Some from the white race

are descendants of the Elohimaki. Some from the white race are descendants of the Elohim, which simply implies the royal family godhead who were slash are in the royal political power of Hibiru. But due to intermarrying with browns, as well as other created races, both groups now have large amounts of RH positive blood

types. You know, I gotta say, like, Anunnaki is maybe my, like, typically my least favorite sashimi, but if it's the first, it's great. Not to get it fresh, is the thing. Yummy. It's hard to get it fresh in mainland. Hey, do you want to know

a fact? Because point G, I say mixed races are a result of intermarrying amongst other races of people. Okay. I was with you all the way before that, but that I don't get that. Hey, hey. Wait a minute.

What are some examples of this? Well, okay. If you want examples, then producing various shades of skin tones and facial features, hair color and consistency, as well as blood types. Examples might be the people of India.

What? Yeah. The people of India, right? Yeah, the people of India, right? The aborigines of Australia, the Blackfoot of North America, and the Polynesians. Those are your examples of mixed races. Okay, okay, okay, it's not... Name another one. Go ahead, try.

So that section isn't perfect, Rachel, but I mean, that was, that read like somebody who wasn't crazy wrote it for a second there. Lemon? It wasn't mostly crazy, at least. Can I ask you, do you know anything about the master scientist physician named Enki? The master, I'm sorry, the master what? Scientist physician named Enki. Oh, yeah, okay. We must not forget, by the way, F+. F+, we must not forget that the master scientist and physician Enki

did many experiments with DNA manipulation and cloning in his laboratories here on Earth, accounting for many different and varied features amongst the race of the people, which could have resulted in blonde-haired Aborigines in Australia and the fine-featured black-skinned peoples of India. Sure, let's throw some Sumerian mythology in there. That's great, yeah. So I need a note for you,

by the way. A note. All of the white and oriental races would actually be Hebrew. Yeah. Having their origins from the planet of the same name, Hibiru, a.k.a. Nibiru, some sort of URL,

and then I say, hope this helps! XOXO. I'm out! And then, um, uh, uh, oh, also, nobody will dispute the fact that black-haired, ruddy, brown-skinned peoples

have occupied every continent and island on the face of the earth since the atoms, apostrophe, were first created. Nobody. Nobody will dispute that. All of them. I've heard of their family. I said that, and then Lady Aen, did you just have a response for me dropping some truth on you? Oh, Lord, I'm sure I did somewhere. It's right there.

Amazing! Love learning things! Learn so much. Unrelated. What's funny is that most of my experiences, symbols I've come across, ailments I've dealt with this existence, well, many of these traits show something of more of an angelic presence. I never thought about it that way, mainly because I'm thinking of the physical matter properly, rather than the etherical energetic beings we all truly are.

But after doing much research, I've resonated with the fact that I feel most of my traits lean more towards lean towards more angelic, which could explain why I have no O positive? Who knows? I love learning, though, smiling face. Wish I could start. Turn off your

computer. So, Lemon. Yeah, what's up? Can we just take a moment because i uh i have no idea what the fuck we're doing i don't know what this is i don't understand why there's a bunch of people that all seem to be on board with the same thing here well it's the ashtar command tribe right i mean yes like these people are all talking like like like this like they're i was like oh yeah we're having we're we're discussing this thing that all makes sense to all of us in the same way, which is a thing we've never experienced before.

Oh, I totally disagree. You don't think that this is the way that these sort of things go, where everyone says they're on the same page, but there's no source material, so they just come to whatever conclusions they come to, and they just, like, opine on those conclusions, no? I don't know. Excuse me. I'm looking for love.

Oh, I need love badly. I'm a Pleiadian starseed and I would like to meet an Arcturian starseed girl. I've seen one once. She was walking out of the subway. She knew I was looking at her. Working on the night moves. I've been lost through the mazes of problematic parent relationships

and loneliness and general public zombiness and lack of speedy pure energy. It feels like my own parents are agents of some sort, which hurt me so much. I hope it gets well. Can someone channel to me what is going on? Name Jacob Carlson, born 1994 in January 11th.

Thank you. Love and wholeness to all! I don't know if anybody else is getting this, but I'm getting pop-up ads for John Mellencamp all over the place. Great. I was born in a small sea. Gonna die in a star sea.

It does stand to mention that, like, you know, because this is the Ashtar Command tribe, which is run by Ashtar, except for there are, there's, I wouldn't say active, but there is, like, a somewhat active, like, sort of comment system where like more like there's members and people are just all opining. They're what they're doing is they're they're sharing information. That's a generous that's a generous application of the term. Exactly. Exactly. Kumquat, for some reason, I decided to choose you for this one. Oh, hello. Oh, hi.

Hi. I want to talk about the galactic global gloverment extraterrestrial terrestrial government. The extraterrestrial terrestrial government. What do you have to tell us? I have the word government twice in my own acronym Star star star star star A spiritual ethical benevolent government has arrived The government of great white brotherhood

No Oh no No The government of light workers, starseeds, space brothers. Great white brotherhood coming to your town. Oh, no. Ascended masters. Please let it be sharks.

Angels, archangels, ETs, and all good intentioned terrestrial humans is here. A good government of united humans, irrespective of religious preferences, creeds, races, nations who believe in unity, love, oneness, goodness, and uplifting humanity from where it is now. Star, star, star, star, star. Star, star, star, star, star. Dear friends, let's not wait for the present govs to help us live good lives for our families, our communities, our countries, our planet, our universes. Star, star, star, star, star, star. Let's all get involved and do it for ourselves and for others with our own unique way and love and light and peaceful way. Star, star, star, star, star.

Global government is about bringing golden age through galactic beings, ETs and global beings, T's, service and good governance. My inner guides have given me the directive to set a foundation governing body, which will be assisting the externalization of benevolent ascended beings and benevolent extraterrestrials who will be governing planet Earth along with wars, the terrestrial legals and reformers. The foundation group will discuss these legals and reformers. The Foundation Group will discuss these issues here and other locations to be revealed later. This is my attempt to make it

public so we can put together a great way of governing our lives and others on this planet for the common good of all mankind and the universe. Star, star, star, star, star. This is your government.

Have you saved here and let's collectively do the right thing. We wish you spread the message and volunteer to represent this in your countries or cities. Also include us, be friends to this group and put your hand up for being in the management of this.

Please, without hesitation, contact us. Put your hand up for being in the management of this. Please, without hesitation, contact us. Put your hands up. Thank you, Dr. Tony Verma. I like the point where you read that in four-four time. That was awesome. That makes sense. By Dr. Tony Verma, celestial aeon trance. Hey, Boots.

Yeah? How many people like the Galactic Global Government on Facebook? Let's find out. 7,013 members? Oh, my God. What the fuck is this? Goodness. I mean, really, could you walk

away from that enthusiasm? I feel like people are looking for a hero, and a hero was just presented to you. The admins are Rene, Rike, and Tony, which sounds like a fantastic trio for a group. You got a problem coming, Tony? Tony will take care of it for you.

Hey, you're looking for star people on me, guy. Come on over here. Get some gabagool. So, we're going to move on to a very, very short and informative post with some comments on it.

Bobby Whiteshell posted the 5D telepathy practice forum. Thank you, Bobby. Very simple, straightforward. There's 187 members, and I say, hey, Starseeds, please join me in starting a telepathy practice group. We'll keep it simple by utilizing each other

within this group as we practice sending and receiving thoughts and forms to one another. Namaste. Namaste. Namaste. Namaste. Hello, I'm Basia. Hi, Basia. Today, I've tried Hamadi for the first time.

Is this iDoser? I don't think I saw 5D, but it was a definitely different experience than that infinite meditation, comma, comma, comma. Camellia! Thank you. Or any kind of meditation that I've tried before. I was alone at home,

so I could go trow sounds with no problems. I stratted with lang, bang, ram, yum, hrom, oh, black Betty, oh,

to rice vibrations of chakras going first to seventh. Then I stratted to chat home. Don't make me laugh. It breaks my meditation. I didn't

No, no, no. I lost my concentration I dint tray to visualize anything comma comma comma I let my slep to go into the sound comma comma comma to go into the vibration

to be the vibration comma comma comma then I went silent comma comma comma I could see violet shining shapes on the black, or dark, or dark blue background. Han something that could be my... Can you spell dark blue background for me? I would love it.

D-A-R-C-K B-L-U-E B-A-C-K G-R-A-U-N-D Dark blue background It's a back gerund Han something that could be my imagination And I can't reality put my finger on it

Then again, violet shapes Han something Guta Guta something. Somebody said now you have to go back. I didn't want to. The voice got stronger and my eyes just opened in split second but I was still in a stage that I would call comma comma comma. Not

exactly feicy call. I closed my eyes again and I went through closing part. I got up from my pylo, and in this second, my flatmates came back from shopping. Yay! In this second!

Little did you know, I've been speaking with a British accent this whole time. I went to kitchen, and everything around me seemed a bit different I was very happy I don't know how to describe this impression that this world here gave me after meditation comma comma comma

oh no I'm sorry mediation things like chairs, table comma comma comma floor comma comma didn't seem so hmm constant but at the same time floor, didn't seem so hmm constant.

But at the same time they had more sharp knees. Word! Great. Smiley. Good that it is hard to supreek my flake mates. Smiley. I have to say that I was not reality war of

fifth and third eye. I felt hoot on my forehead. I can still feel it. But I didn't see turning wheel mechanism. I could not feel well scroxious of fifth and third eye. I just went with the flow. I can fell them now in the evening, comma, comma, comma. I stratted meditation

around 1230. I finished at 135. If I remember well, this is Irish time. Oh, I'm so drunk now. My sense of time as well different after this session. Oh, hey!

My name's Shelby. Hi, Shelby. I got this to say. What's that? This is awesome. This is awesome. Yay, Shelby. Yay, Shelby.

5-D telepathy 5D T-L-E-E-P-E-A-T-G-A-Y Woo! It's cold in here There must be some starseeds in the atmosphere Hey, F-Plus Yeah Hey, F-Plus It's time for poetry! Oh, boy!

That's right. The Ashtar command crew just keeps on giving. So we're going to start off nutshell. This is a poem which is called Human Zoo, and zoo is all caps. So it must be like the U2 tour that was bad. So, yeah, so will you take this poem here, please? Sure. Poem.

Human zoo! Human zoo! Everyone's dying. No one's safe. So many changes and problems to face in a world gone bad. What can you do? World gone bad! Sit back and watch like humans at the zoo.

The animals are dying. Centuries will be extinct. Gas prices keep rising. And war is on the brink. The animals are dying. Centuries will be extinct. Gas prices keep rising, and war is on the brink. The president's a liar, and we the people have no say. When did things get so messed up? It hasn't always been this way.

We should have stayed in the forest. We shouldn't have left in our caves. We shouldn't have raped the earth like this, because no, there's nothing left to save. This is just a poem. I am not cynical or jaded. I still have hope and love in my heart.

By the way, the President's a Liar line, this was posted March 11, 2013. I think Raffi needs some mood stabilizers. We have a nice... This is like a perfect triangle shape This poem I can wear it on my head

It's pyramid shaped to draw The power of the universe So this next poem Boots you got this next poem here please Thank god Hi my name is Cassandra And I involve I invite all lovers to unite. Oh, boy.

I don't know if I'm going to talk first, but okay. To the true lovers. Party of boots. To the true lovers. To the star lovers. To the freedom lovers. We salute you. All creative lovers.

Love feels right. Let us lead the night. And return to the light. To all humans. To all starseeds. To all ETs. Radiate your love. Announce your fleet.

I hold the space. For love complete. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet be it Ashtar Rahim and you I am Cassandra

Ashtar is a dancer it's your soul's commander you can feel it in the sea May I add, Ashar is a dancer. It's your soul's commander. You can feel it in the sea. Hey, everybody. My name's Colina Rainbow, and somebody else wrote some shit about Rainbow Warriors, and then I just hijacked that shit

and left my fucking poem in the comments. As you do. Yeah. So this is, and of course my poem is longer than the thing that I was commenting on. Anyway. Day and night. A poem to myself.

No, by myself. It's a poem by yourself. No, it's a poem by myself. Now night must now adjourn. As the time for day has now returned. All creatures of the dark must now depart.

Retreat now you must. There is few among the night. Here one can trust. Semicolon. Who are prepared to dig in, stay, and for this ill-timed fight, most will scatter and flee away with the night. All those remain. The light will go forthwith and begin to drain. The vile and the corrupt seemingly enlist rain, which is R-E-I-N.

And I'm Javert. 2-4-6-0-1. No, no, no, keep going with your vocalist performance. Okay, thank you. Those who rule through by fear, which is in all caps, so therefore I mean the band, from behind the scenes, shall be showered in light until their face is making a scene. Wow. Of these now very public, well-known now faces of evil now seen.

They're seen. They're seen. Unsheathed by the wheel of the people-y. A final warning now to scatter and flee. Or risk humiliation by light. Forced down publicly and without grace upon one knee. Laid bare before all of heavens and world and come to see. Your space, E. I love this rhyming structure.

It's like a game of pick-up sticks. Obvious failure of life's deceit and mass trickeries. How will he reward you for your failed mission? The prince of darkness and all lies Forgiveness, compassion, and overwhelm by mercies not found A just reward

For darkened spirit who must attempt now sell Excuse and failure of purpose and below ground He wears never an honest smile Only the cruelest of grins seldom is ever found I bid you all creatures of the night to hastily turn around and go home now. Goodbye. Bye. That fucking poem wasn't for you.

That was a poem by myself. All the people in the, all the people in the opera house, like what's the opposite of Bravo? That was the opposite of Bravo? That was the opposite of encore. Beat poetry right there. Thank you.

Or Bob. Nutshell, I liked your first poem. I would like another one. This one's by Angel444. Yes, yes. I am Angel444. It's in Guidance and Inspiration in guidance and inspiration oh good well first of

all i'd like to preface this by saying uh hi i love poetry i think it's a window into our soul and i'd like to share a part of myself with all you lovely wonderful people i'm inviting everyone on here to give it a go and join in and create any kind of poem you like that reflects what's in your heart at this very moment. I wrote this a while back, and it still stays in my heart to this very day. I hope you enjoy it. It's called Who Am I?

Who am I? Oh, my God, this is long. Okay. I asked myself an endless question as I walked on Mother Earth. I pondered on it quietly in my thoughts as the air danced a verse. I saw it chasing treetops and flowers. I saw it chasing birds.

Was there to come rebirth as it pulsed for all on Mother Earth? I pondered still in my mind as sunlight warmed my core. I saw it beaming down to earth and bouncing on the floor. I knew it had been burning from birth and many before. The sun would always be there now, and there forevermore.

I carried on down the path as I came unto a gate, and as I climbed to carry on, my mind was in debate. I took a leap to reach the ground, I did not hesitate, For on my path I saw a head ripples on a lake. I found a bench to rest to come, I held me up with grace. Still lost within my pondering mind, my thoughts began to race. Who am I? I asked myself again, like many times before. Just then a bird came gliding down and landed on the floor. It perched itself on water's edge, gentle sips the bird did take.

It knew this place well, I thought, as I sat beside the lake. Just then my mind silenced its chatter, and listening to the sounds, as eyes opened with intended glances, I began to look around. The water flowed back and forth

with the dancing of the air, while sunlight touched its surface at the foot of the little bird. Whoa, right out. A whiplash. And at that moment, I realized, as the bird flew off in song, who am I?

I am everything. Who am I? As everything is one. And then I saw it for myself as I breathed out air inside and just in perfect timing, my eyes released and cried. They ran away.

Let's get out of this crazy lady's head. Goodbye. It had only taken a moment and I had been rebirthed as I knew without a doubt I was the universe. I am sitting on a planet, admiring her wonders and grace. I am sitting on this bench, and I am floating around in space. Such wonders to explore now, no worries if I can.

I have found the obvious answer of who I really am. Who I really am. The end! Let me know what you think of my little poem. Thank you. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! Hi, my name is Nath Yogi, and my poem is called The Best. They are the best who are honest.

They are the best who make a request. They are the best who welcome a guest. They are the best who might be at rest. They are the best on truth or protest. They are the best who are modest. They are the best. They are the best. Untruth or protest. They are the best who are modest. They are the best. They are the blessed. Yeah!

But blessed is spelled like best. Salutations to the shoes of my guru Siddhana. The true guru's grace has no end. Thank you! Yeah. Do-do-do. Do-do-do. Do-do-do. do do do do do do do do do

so they're the best they're the best wow I think I'm full up on poetry now so uh F plus what did we learn from this we learned that they are the best it seems like people who are in contact with angels and aliens and stuff really don't know how to type.

That seems really consistent. That's true. Maybe they've just evolved behind your, like, human keyboard. Maybe we got angels all wrong and they don't have, like, actual arms. They just have wings. They're like wyverns or something like that. So they don't know how to type. So they can't type.

Yeah, obviously. They're 7.2 feet long. How do you expect them to? Well, it's kind of hard to text on your flip phone tony sorry sorry you learned what i learned tony's cv okay what is what's tony uh tony is currently uh is the he's the founder at command center for divine commanders he's the founder at Celestial Transmissions for Peace, Unity, and Healing. He's the founder at Global Anti-War Coalition. Same office. He's a consultant at Dr. Modern

and Complementary Medicine. Dr. Modern. He's a divine pioneer at Galactic Global Government. He's a divine commander at Arcturian Guardian. He's a divine minister in Sanyasi at

Sanatana Eternal Way. Wow, he's fucking busy. And he studied at he studied at Master he studied at Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery. He studied somebody else's diploma.

He waited a really long time in the doctor's office. Yeah. I find, like, one of the things that I did notice from this community specifically, this Ashtar community, because, again, it's not what I expected. What I expected when we started digging into this, I was expecting just one person's views. And that's not what we have we have a bunch of different people's views only because the commander has no particular like cognizant view but this community is all new south wales what i don't know why some but i saw i saw people from the netherlands i saw people from uh okay okay okay so i guess i guess the profiles that I was looking at were all Australians.

But yeah, okay. So, I mean, you wonder where these kind of regions take hold. And why people are so excited to upload their photos. I learned that aliens and angels are super racist. Yeah. Why is that to you? It's a mystery. Also, you'd think, like, usually

Starchild stuff is not, it says it transcends religion, but this stuff seemed really very closely tied to the Bible. Like, really closely tied to it. No, man, the Bible was closely cribbed from the real history. See, there was a scientist who was named L-O-M. Let me tell you the whole story.

The Bible and J.R.R. Tolkien. Yeah, I do. Hey, why'd you say the same thing twice, man? I do really enjoy the sort of like additive Katamari patchwork quilt that is just everybody types things into the box. It's like, yep, that fits right in. Like, yeah, well, yeah, because the thing that these people have in common is gullibility. So therefore, you know, if you hear something, then it's true, especially if it's on the fucking Internet. So, yeah, let's just collect all of it.

There were put it together in a jar. Like I was actively looking for people disagreeing with each other in the comments, and there were a couple things like, well, no, obviously we're not all reptilians, come on! And once I'm on, dude was like, let's not put on airs above each other now, we're all in this together.

Just kind of interesting. And if you're looking for... There's this old frantic sketch, you can find it on YouTube, of a church that practices all denominations at once called

Worshipers R Us. I just felt an awful lot like that. And if you're looking for a secret cabal of reptilians, you can go to Ball Pit! That's go to Ball Pit. That's right. Ball Pit is the official community of the reptilian hive mind. It's where we plan our invasions and our infiltrations.

Our server is located within the Hall of the Worth. Exactly. And, you know, all of the silly photos that we upload to giggle at is somehow part of our master plan. Website is thefbl.us. the silly photos that we upload to giggle at, uh, is somehow part of our master plan. Uh, website is the FBL.us. I just keep redesigning that thing cause I cannot help myself. Uh, but,

uh, we've got, uh, some new stuff on there and including episode 300, which if you haven't heard it, you should. Um, and,

uh, a lot of fun stuff. So yeah, go to ball pit, go to F, go to the F plus and maybe buy some merch. Good merch is fun. Namaste. Namaste some merch. Good merch is fun. Namaste.

Namaste. Jesus. Shut merch. Shut S-merch. Shut S-merch. Make sure your blood's holy. Bye. Bye. With intentions In all Three dimensions

To jokers And to the joke Doubt is in the bottom In the sun Maybe we'll find the one Maybe she's coming Gone Maybe she's coming gone The world's most succinct audience. We enjoy this exactly this much.

That was fine. Meanwhile, the guy in the back was like, I don't know, I thought that deserved two claps. And everybody just stares at him. Get out. I thought so. Efficiently told joke. Joking.

No, I just clapped.