The F Plus - 312: Failure Is The Only Option

Episode Date: September 29, 2019

The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as "Not in Education, Employment or Training", and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women. This week, we start writing some magical realist self help fiction.

You know what, honestly, it's a very strong point. What are you talking about? I'm just saying doing a podcast where all you do is talk like you're from 1940 is at least a concept where there aren't a hundred other podcasts that do the same thing. That is a good point. But like, I thought about this show where it's like me and my friends just fucking around. Yeah. Well, it's because your guy's shit's so funny. Just like talking about whatever, man.

We got a weird sense of humor. Yeah. How many episodes of your show do I need to listen to before I understand your inside jokes? Oh, none. Because we talk about college and we talk about high school. Yeah, because we won't bother explaining shit. It's a little bit hard to understand Boy, I only want to be a modern man On the wire

It couldn't be nicer Well, I guess it's the F Plus podcast. Like, it's a terrible place. There's terrible things. We're going to read them with enthusiasm, though. In the room tonight, we have Boots Reingear. Am I the only one irritated when asked to do chores sure i am neat 37 year old but god damn achilles heles behold the wages of wage cucking come quads up then when i got my own place, everything changed. I suddenly had enough free time to go to buffets

every day. Oh yay, it's Squiddy! No job, no PS4, mom won't let me use her laptop, no girlfriend. And Lemon. I want to acquire a PS4, but I need many hours of

wage crafting and wage wizarding! What are some easy wage crafting quests? Anyways, my parents used to make me vacuum every week, but they could see how irritated I was. Now I basically just put the dishes away from the dishwasher. Basically, I do that. I mean, I throw them on the fucking floor. Hey, F+. Hi, Lemon.

Hey, are you all succeeding in your objectives? That's a lot of pause there. That's a lot of pause. Subjectively? No, objectively. Your objective. Are you objectively succeeding? Has our scavenger hunt started already?

objectively succeeding. Has our scavenger hunt started already? I knocked on my neighbor's door, but it is really late at night and they did not answer. Lemon gave you all the clues. It's all going to be really great when it all comes together. Well, I want to

present you with a lifestyle that I think you're going to be really interested in and welcoming of. And it's found on Reddit. Great. Okay. Strong start. Strong start. As are all good things.

As are all good things. This is a document given to us not that long ago by cheapskate um and he's taking us to a subreddit called r slash neat that is capital n e e t what does neat stand for you ask it means not in education employment or training so that's an awkward acronym. So you don't work in education, you don't work in training, and you don't work in employment. Yes, correct.

Well, yes. Cheapskate explains, you'd think the subreddit for this would be all of them, but the subreddit specifically identifies itself as neat. It's a subreddit for a place for people to go to vacillate between wallowing in self-pity or convincing themselves that unemployment is actually a triumph. So let's get started with r slash neat. And Boots, your name is deleted.

And if you'll start us off here with your thread. I'm sorry. My name is Cutting Is Hard. Well, now it's deleted. But it was Cutting Is Hard at one point. sorry, my name is CuttingIsHard. Well, now it's deleted, but it was CuttingIsHard at one point. My name used to be CuttingIsHard, but apparently being on Reddit was also hard.

Been wage-slaving for over a year. Oh, boy. I have been wage-slaving over a year consistently, and it's simply not worth it unless you make good money, 70k plus per year with normal hours. If you make less money, you are wasting your life with nothing to show for it. You really don't know what you have until it's gone. As a NEET,

I have so much free time to use my brain, Exercise, learn things, and if I needed money, I could always figure out some scheme. Hmm, okay, okay. Now I'm a wage slave with limited energy at the end of the day. My coworkers are fat, dumb slobs, and I feel I'm becoming a brainlet each day. A brainlet? Oh, I'm really excited about learning all this new terminology. Is that a bracelet for your brain? Yes.

Okay. And? I am a... Wow. What are you? I'm a wagey with bills now. Oh, you sexy little wagey. Hold on.

I got more terms coming up in this. They're even more. They're actually racist. Anyway, I'm a wagey with bills now. This is my next life. Working for Shecklestein to earn him as much money as possible. Don't fuck yourself, dude. I feel like there's a subtext, but I can't pick up on it.

That's the racism I was talking about. Enjoy your neat lives. Don't waste them, but use your abundant free time and freedom for good. And then there's a whole bunch of posts. This particular thread got upvoted 32 times. There's a whole bunch of responses. But Achilles, doomed14 responded a lot. Can you read a little bit of doomed14 for me, please?

Yeah. Interesting people. These days you can't even bang the women there without having the fear to get into trouble. What do I care? At my particular job? Yeah. I've seen those ladies. What do I care? At my particular job? Yeah, I've seen those ladies. Those dumb fat slobs.

What do I care about some boring dudes working in some office? Good point. Yeah, you know, since you asked, if the job sucks, have female co-workers so you can have some fun. Summon them.

If the job is good, you want exclusively males, because women are toxic to any work environment. Oh my god. What? Wow. Also, women always need special snowflake shit, and they're just distracting. Yeah, you're right. Women do need special snowflake shit. By're just distracting. Yeah, you're right. Women do need special snowflake shit. By the way, I'm r slash neat.

Yeah. What? You know, I still don't understand why I was fired. But you know, I worked... You really turned around on the whole having women at work thing. Yeah. Like in two sentences. Yeah. Well, you know, I worked in an office with women.

It was terrible for work. Nothing ever gets done. It's chatter half the day. They don't even spend any time on Reddit. What the fuck do they do all day, then? Well, they were married with kids, so no fun either, Walt. Yeah, also, when I showed up to work, they all said they were lesbians at the same time. Yeah.

Wow, I suck and I'm looking to skip ahead a little bit. Hey, what do you collective men need to do? You know, we men, we need to break this. We need to wake up. need to break this we need to wake up most females suddenly turn into nice traditional women if you know how to be a real man yourself IMO it's a spell you know posting on reddit and uh

drop everything they indoctrinated you with of course be careful of feminazis. Yeah. But, uh... Wait, I've never heard that term before. What's that? You wouldn't get it. It's like a waging that works.

But, uh, who wants these women anyways, lol? It's really up to us young people, I feel. To do what? To not go to work and not fuck women? What is up to you? Well, yeah, I got a bitch on Reddit. We need to wake up. If we don't complain on the internet who will

it's my birthright even if our parents gave us a shit world I don't want to let behind this mess for my future kids honestly it just sucks financially automatic telling machine ATM

and then come quads up there's another reply there by Akhu if you'll take that please automatic telling machine. ATM. And then, uh, uh, Kumquat Stop, there's another reply there by Akhu, if you'll take that, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop being a wage slave, fuckboy.

Go to trade school. Stop being a wage slave, fuckboy. Pick up a trade with your wage slave money. Make 30 plus dollars an hour. Trades are almost always in demand. But then I couldn't post on the subreddit.

All right. So that's thread one. We're going to move on a little bit here. So we've got another user by the name of Sombra Garida. And Squinty, do you have any dating advice for the community of r slash neat? I'm sure that I do. Great. Good.

Oh, boy. How to date when you're neat. This girl is into me. We are chatting on WhatsApp, and we'll meet again this week. The problem is I have no money. She doesn't seem to know it yet. Well, good. I'm glad you're already lying. It's good to

do that early. She should have picked it up from the things that I wasn't saying. I could send pics and nudes, but I don't have access to a phone with a cam. Wow. Okay. You're going to miss out on the essential part of the wooing ritual.

Right, yeah. Yeah, you can at least play Snake. Like, she's, I mean, she's like a little bit into you, right? And things are going fine. But then you're going to text her a picture of your dick and she's going to be like, Ga-ga-ga-going! Auga!

This way I can't progress the relationship sexually and intimately. Yeah, that's right. This is really bad. Yeah, you know, there's like the tech tree. There's the relationship tech tree. Right now you're blocked on the research of send dick pics. You've discovered dick pics. Now you're blocked on the research of You've discovered dick pics.

So how you lads manage to date a semi-homeless neets? Should I hide or explore my vulnerable situation and ugly past? Self-reflection on Reddit? Get the fuck out of here. No. How do I pronounce that? MigtowOW or looks theory advices are not welcome

that's your men going their own way that's interesting you know that that made you one of the most likable people on neat probably that's really okay on reddit at all what a strange turn what does deleted say about this

I'm deleted. You will need money at some point, man. I get mine from parents. It's shit when I go out. All my friends are full of money. They're like pinatas. Then they seem like great friends to hang out with, frankly. Dude, you've hacked the fucking system.

And ordering a shitload of beer and I do the same? Then ghost them for some time, because I don't have until next time Dad gives me some cash. Maybe you can casually see her from time to time. Uh, that is what i do with girls i am okay looking so i can pull it off but something bigger like relationship is off the table since i am loser no i don't know you seem like you must be a really charismatic guy if you show up with your friends order a bunch of beer and then ghost leaving them the bill, and they still hang out with you the next time? No, I think he gets allowance, he saves up,

he goes out with them, and then ignores their messages until he's gained up enough allowance money that he can do it again. Oh, okay. Well, that sounds fine, then. That's a good system. Yeah. Good system. Yeah. And then, Squiddy, Sombra Garida has a response.

I understand you. Great advices. But I still need a phone with a working cam for nudes and general pics of what I'm eating, etc. So I eat... What is a semi-holist dude eating? Like, I got a rat on a stick. He's just buying fallout foods. So I can keep her updated as we see each other

from time to time. I guess dating is neat. It's just not possible. Thanks. No. I guess dating is neat. It's just not possible. Thanks. No.

He's just sadly, sadly spooning the ramen into his mouth. Hey, Kumquat's up. Oh, yes. Hello. We're a couple threads in now, and I'm starting to like all these neat guys. They seem really good. Oh, yeah. But I think I would love to be sold on how cool they are. Can you just...

Oh, yes. Hello. I am Meg999999. Meet the new aristocratic class. Yes, I saw this comment and wondered what you thought of it. Mm-hmm. I tend to agree because neats are the free thinkers of our generation and don't want to play the game.

There's a 100% chance that Kumquat has just pulled his pants up to his nipples. I was going to say, so which Coke brother are you the son of? I'm going to say the thing over again that I just said. Oh, thanks. Good. Yes. Are the modern aristocratic class with my abundant free time and freedom from the

stresses of a waging life i've cultivated my mind to an extent the time poor and mentally haggard wage slave couldn't hope to emulate. As Bertrand Russell so aptly pointed out, It is one of my favorite philosophers. I forgot how his last name is spelled. Bertrand Russell. The British race. Yes, that one.

And humanity more generally has needs to thank for the progress of the sciences and the arts and even of industry. No, Bertrand Russell never wrote that. I'm positive. I like all the unemployed people that... That contribute to the advancement of society.

That allows you to be a wage slave? I'm not really sure. They contributed to industry somehow? I don't well sure do they buff the Xbox games it was probably a neat the figure of the towel trick that you wrap the Xbox in a towel turn it on leave it for four hours and the

stuff sort of melts back into place it's really good dude that saved my weekend in college so thank you the best contributions are made by those without strenuous limitations on their time. Consider Charles

Darwin being forced to work as a blacksmith, and all the geniuses whose potential was never realized on account of their life of labor. Make no mistake. Darwin never worked.

He didn't do anything. Yeah, he didn't fucking nothing. He never knuckled in on her. When do you think Charles Darwin lived? That too. Make no mistake the rage slave is merely the ink with which the neat quill writes history oh yeah i don't feel like i understand what neats think they are are they rich or are they poor uh i guess that's situational to each specific need, right? Yeah.

But then why would rich people come on Reddit to complain about it? Oh, well, this guy just wanted to brag about how good he is. Yeah, if... Because they got a lot of free time. Yeah, but I would assume their

free time would be on a yacht and stuff. Yeah, on a yacht on Reddit. I'm really living it up. I only read it from my yacht. Hey, so I was just listening to a Kumquat talk, and it sounded really good, and I'm into this. It seemed like a good lifestyle. I'm a fan, so I'm trying to. It sounded really good, and I'm into this. It seemed like a good lifestyle. I'm a fan, so I'm trying to become a neat.

My name's Ujack3345. Okay, I'm going to keep this short and brief. I'm a 21-year-old deadbeat with no job prospects or motivation to work or go back to school. I just want to enjoy the time I can before my mid-twenties. Got a list of things to do. Hey there, I'm Death43ver. Great. I'm 19 and I've been a neat for like six months.

I had 5K in the bank to live off of. So I'm getting pretty low now. It's been absolutely awesome. And I'm only depressed now since I need to get a job since I'm out of cash. The Nintendo Switch

is the death of my bank account. And now my bank account is death for 43-ver. So the Nintendo Switch is like $150? Oh, it's more than that. Really? But I gotta keep buying games so I can keep up. And the games are like 80 bucks.

There you go. That's true, actually. Yeah, I'm Blue Streak 84. And I'm actually Yeah I'm blue streak 84 And I'm a bit of a blue streak Okay cool Alright Pot, mushrooms LSD

Just might give you a spiritual Awakening Got a list of things to do Yes drugs Read a lot of things to do. Yes, drugs. Read a lot of nonfiction self-help. Like neat gummies. If you ever done LSD and read Deepak Chopra.

This is still boring. I'm more interested in the fiction self-help myself. still boring. I'm more interested in the fiction self-help myself. That's pretty good. Reesham Orson Scott Card, self-help. Don't, never do that. And subscribe to our stoicism

and our The Red Pill. Pull yourself out of the rut before it consumes you. Also, take some Brazilian jiu-jitsu classes and start lifting weights.

Get in the best shape of your life. Do all these things and your life will get better. P.S. Don't do the hallucin... Someone did the hallucinogens too much. Don't do the hallucin... Someone did the hallucinogens too much. Don't do the hallucinogens too much

once every few monthies. Good luck! Have you ever done Brazilian Jiu Jitsu while tripping fucking balls? So these are people who are too lazy to work, but then do Brazilian jujitsu? Well, talk about the idea that you should do Brazilian jujitsu. They do it in their living room, you know.

I get fired from every job I work in because of my sexy dance fighting. That's cap aware. Yeah, thank you. Sorry. Wrong fancy Brazilian motionless. Come Quest Up, what did you just find just now? Oh, yeah, I'm wondering. I'm at AzenCorp66,

and I'm wondering about the best shite normies say upon thee. How about you? Oh, God. I posted this before, but it was a riposte. Wow. Best comment on my situation by my family. Number one. You don't have a girlfriend because it's your choice.

And not because after every Tinder date since 2016, I get ghosted. So that is so supportive of his family, instead of being like, you don't have a girlfriend because you're ugly and horrible. You're too good for all of them, sweetie. They're reframing it in this nice way. Number two. You don't go to college because you don't want to. And not because moving to a big-ass city and living there is a hell of an expensive undertaking and no fan member is going to help financially with it.

Share the bullshit you hear. Let's make ourselves feel better. Hey, I'm Old Toy Trains. feel better. Hey, I'm old toy trains. You're going to have to get a job eventually. Nah, though. Also, the good old nobody likes their job. They just do it because they have

to. You aren't well-traveled. Yeah, that traveling one is a hoot. Such a pathetic middle-class ambition. Can I talk to you about my life as a neat? Yeah. Great. Okay, cool.

Great. I'm Juste 26, and my life as a neat. In six months, I'm going to be having my 10 is a neat in six months. I'm going to be having my 10 year neat anniversary. Oh, cool. Is that sober? What is that? Dirt rocks.

Still nothing. 10 years of being elite. Rats on a stick. So in six months, yeah, anniversary. And I thought you guys might be interested in how I've lived my life. Yeah, you've heard it right. Ten years of need to while only being 27 years old. Well, I haven't done a single thing since I finished school with 17. Since I finished school with 17. Since I finished school with 17.

Live slow, die old. Yeah, I feel like your brain might be atrophying. Just have a big blank space on the epitaph for your tombstone. TBD. Or just deleted. Since I was in elementary school, I always promised myself to not work a single hour in my life, even if I die on the streets. I had my small group of friends in school who basically went non-existent with ring of the school bell every day.

Not being interested in any other person still to this day I never talk to them anyway The place I loved the most was my own world in my dark basement I never did what my parents wanted me to Visiting family members Doing house stuff I gotta clean my own bathroom? The fuck? I'm not a slave

or he's a polish mom. Oh my god, I'm totally gonna stop doing house stuff. Yeah, you don't want to be a wage slave, Squiddy. Oh, I know. I'm a house slave that's it

shekelsteins out there trying to make you do all the shekelsteins like the the the boogeyman of yeah of neat people yeah just stalking amongst the sleeping wages at night

now I'm 27 and I still hold Yeah, of neat people. Yeah, just stalking amongst the sleeping wagers at night. Now I'm 27, and I still hold my promise from back. I get unemployment money. Which is, wait, how do you get unemployment money? You've never been employed. You can't get unemployment unless you have been employed. Yeah, he doesn't even know the money he gets. I get the feeling that a lot of these people are in the UK. And correct me if I'm wrong.

Oh, you're right. You're right. If you're in the UK, then you could get unemployment. Yeah. Anyway. I don't know. Yes, I believe so. Well, that might have changed.

Okay, so only from watching Spaced, I think that if you are just unemployed, you get money from the UK. It was in the 7-Up series, too. Like, there was, like, they had, like, the lower class kids and then like they were just like the deepest anthropological research the f plus has ever done yeah well my entire lifetime of being obsessed with british television shows um it's gotta pay off one way or another fucking neat um hey uh so all i do every day is and this is gonna be This list is gonna fucking surprise you

If you had guesses About what's gonna be on this list Okay I'll bet like he's Writing the great American novel Yeah, and he's reading those self-help books And doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Yeah, so number one, playing video games

Wow Number two Number two, watching Well, actually, kind of Yeah, so number one, playing video games. Wow. Is Funko Pops on this list? Number two, watching, well, actually, kind of. Number two is watching anime. Oh, all right. Number three, to your point, Achilles, is buying anime merch online. Okay.

That's a separate activity. I guess that is a separate activity, yeah. Yeah. And number four, it's a really concise point, is living in my own world, which I created in my head. My parents give me some money every month, so they just let me be. Your parents get some of your money? My parents get some of my money every month, so they just let me be. That's an interesting arrangement.

I've spent thousands of euros. There you go. So not English. On anime figures, video games, new computer components, other anime merch. Most of the time, I don't even know what date or time it is. I don't really care. That really is the dream. I weight 50 kilograms on 175 centimeters, leave the house maybe once every three months.

Whoa. Whoa. Wow. I mean, I'm sure the weather in Denmark sucks, but wow. To do some money related stuff. I don't care or enjoy being a part of a family. My only friends are the online

friends I made while playing video games. I expect to die in my 40s and 50s and intend to live like this until then. So he expects to die when his parents die, essentially. I mean, and good odds making on that one. All right, let's see here. yeah wow yeah yeah uh the the responses are kind of bummers what do you mean with the way i drink i don't think i'm going past 50s as possible energy drinks and junk food only what's depressing about that that's nothing depressing about that

that sounds great sounds like you unlocked the secret, motherfucker. No, I never drink water. Energy drinks, iced tea, or any other soda are the only things I drink, and I can't remember the last time I ate something self-made. Ha-ha. Like, he has enough self-reflection to know that that's a bad thing. And here's a little insight into what we were just talking about. I'm from Germany, and here you get your

415 euros no matter what. It doesn't matter if you've worked before. They even pay for your apartment flat if you live alone. That's Germany for you. Okay, alright. Now we know about Germany. Yeah, let's all be nice in Germany. Sounds good. We could have a little neat commune.

That would be so fun. Oh, I like that. Except for, like, I don't want to work to make the commune. Oh, fuck. Okay, Boots, you're going to ask a question. Oh, yeah, sorry. You got something else you wanted to read there, Boots, didn't you? Yeah. Hey, I just have this question here.

It's been really, really important to me. Yeah, I see it. here. It's been really, really important to me. So, have any of you working on your spiritual side? Sure, being a life loser is out of your control, but one can still work on a spiritual side to become a human of

higher sentience. Or is it a cope? I'm triggered by the word cope. That's fair. And then I need Bored Rebel to respond to me. Yeah, but before that happens, my mustard courage, mustard courage.

I think I am when I smoke a lot of weed, but it's most likely delusion. Not that I haven't been working on myself. I'm getting those upvotes, dog. Upvotes. Squiddy, take board rebel, please. Ah! I don't believe in

anything spiritual. I think all religion is a cope. The hell is a human of higher sentence to you? What a cope. The hell is a human of higher sense to you? What? Sorry. The hell is a human of higher sentience. Oh, sorry. The hell is a human of higher sentience. I read that very poorly. More

empathic towards others, more aware of his animalistic side and ego, and tries to see things from the third perspective. Works on his knowledge and pushing his limits isn't obsessed with pussy money being better than others trying to reduce suffering in the world practicing controlling his emotions basically doing all the things which attract less pussy but it makes you more pleasant.

Don't laugh at me. I'm being spiritual. I'm being really spiritual right now, and you're just laughing at me, and you're taking all my spirit out of me. Can you attract negative pussy? Please stop laughing. Negative pussy.

Negative pussy. Being spiritual means reducing your pussy quotient. What happens when pussy and nega-pussy touch each other? It is a cope, of course, but if you dismiss all the copes in life, it is over for you, pretty much. There is a difference between

Instagram party whore and stoic when you speak... No, I'm pretty sure all of the stoics were Instagram party whores. Yeah sure all of the stoics were Instagram followers Yeah, like of the day, really When you speak with each of them so you try to be less like the former and more like the latter

So come Quatsop Your name is Tamarindo cough syrup Hooray Who else completely gave up in what is your average day like? My God! Awful!

Real good. Real, real good. I have cut all contact from everyone. Not too many people, TBH. I knew except my immediate family, and now I stay at my room most of the time and mostly just do DXML blasting music and masturbate to degenerate shit!

No! And then, uh, uh, Squiddy, your name is, uh, Margo Bisbee? Margo Bisbee. I gave up a long time ago. Typical day. Wake up around noon, home alone. Make breakfast. Play Neo. Oh, uh-oh, I don't know long time ago. Typical day. Wake up around noon, home alone. Make breakfast.

Play Neo. Uh-oh, I don't know what that is. It's a game. Okay. For an hour or two while listening to lectures or audiobooks at two times speed. Very good. Very efficient. Excellent.

Well, I need to save that time. Yeah. Because then I jerk off for two hours while still listening to the lectures. Do you jerk off at two experts? Oh my gosh, that just blew my mind. How would that work? Go ride my bike alone in the woods for two hours while jerking off. While listening to atmospheric black metal or lectures.

Make dinner and eat while watching TV. Raid for four hours. Yeah! Make lunch. Spend the rest of the night gaming while listening to lectures, reading forums, or writing music. Okay, you're having lunch at like 8 p.m. it looks like. Yeah! That's efficient.

And then the first two responses to you are people that are jealous that you have the money for that shit. How do I have the money for that shit? How do I have the money? Playing a video game and eating lunch! What the fuck

you lucky bastard! How do I have the money? You play a video game and eat lunch. What the fuck, you lucky bastard? How do I have the money to jerk off so much? Vero OK says, that's pretty cool. Sounds like perfect life. I'm sure you posted this somewhere else. The wage cucks would be jealous. Living the fucking dream. Helis? Yeah, what's's up i'm fireheart251 uh dxm like tossing yeah i love that high but man i hate that syrup i'm mouth ass 187 Hey! Ah!

Also, 1A7 is funny because it's a mouth-ass murder. Oh my god. Well, that's best name of the episode for sure. Yeah, I have this to say. Yeah, yeah. Dollar Tree capsules are one dollar. Oh, thanks, man. What brand?

I'm in Dollar Tree right now and I barely see any medicine and mostly the syrups. Is that one1 per capsule? Oh, God. Hey, I'm White Hood XXXX. Oh, I don't like that name. Why not? That's not a good name. That's bad name. I just have a bleach hoodie. It's fine.

So you're a sexy ghost? I hope. Yes. In your neighborhood. Spend the day doing errands with my mother. And also, I make hundreds of YouTube videos. Please subscribe to my channel, heart. And then here's what happens when you click on my YouTube channel. You see, this account has been terminated for violating YouTube's community guidelines.

Yay! Wow! That's a high bar you just jumped over buddy Fucking wages keeping them down I'm worse than PewDiePie Wow That's impressive Thank you So this one's

In the documents because For some reason the user The deleted user deleted this post And I do not know why, because this user is bringing some fucking truth. So, Achilles? Yeah? What do you feel about the environment?

My name is NoOneKnowsMyName95. I bet I know what year you were born, though. That was a real upgrade from No One Knows My Name 3.1. That shit was unusable. All right. Being neat is eco-friendly. There's no need to drive, so less carbon emissions. Good point.

Good point. Not creating endless waste at a company that throws away shit that ends up in a landfill. Okay. Problematic. No friends.

So no driving their houses so less carbon emissions. Have I talked about that yet? Yeah. Are you aware that things other than cars exist? Do you know that that's true? Yeah, they're created by companies that throw things in landfills.

Fuck, I forgot about that! Yeah. Truth. No money to spend on useless shit. The only useless shit I buy, I have money, is stuff I find at thrift stores that would have ended up in a landfill otherwise. Also, I can cry while reading about the destruction of the planet while wages are actively participating in said destruction. And paying attention to the latest gossips

and sports and politics. Oh, the sports, good! Oh, etc. instead. So crying is eco-friendly? That's helpful, yeah. He's planting, like he's watering plants with his tears.

Yeah, definitely like what you're reading about has a huge environmental impact. No one else feels sad about the destruction of the planet. You just gotta desalinate your tears first, though. Anyway, we're

doomed to extinction anyway, so I'm enjoying my low-energy low-impact lifestyle. That's good. That's good. Just crushing nihilism is what I like to find in all my saviors. Yeah. I am the way and the light, but fuck it.

We're all screwed anyway. I'm not depressed. I'm improving society. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah. People tell us we're not contributing to society, and they're right. I'm not depressed I'm improving society Oh okay cool Yeah people tell us we're not contributing To society and they're right Because contributing to society You just judo flipped your mother right there

Use her strength against her Because contributing to society is actively contributing to ecological collapse and the extinction of our species. And excuse me, I'm returning to Twitch to stream. The most eco-friendly of all websites. Please subscribe to my channel. Yes, that'll be $10 to jeff bezos thank you um okay uh squiddy i think this one's probably for you okay wait specifically yeah but like yeah yeah is that where is that where you did this i think this is a missive

posted at you yes you're an asshole if you create kids to work fuck you sorry i thought i thought i said if you create kids at work because like kinda yeah yeah I think that would yeah fuck you if you have kids you fucking scum disgusting all this bullshit for what a living toy that calls you mommy or daddy 17 years

of dependence then bam that's life kiddo go suffer kill yourself stop complaining you aren't entitled it's not my fault you suck at life take responsibility for the rest of your life, godforsaken life, till you die. I wonder if those are any of the things that you've heard spoken at you. From their parents? Yeah, I don't take responsibility for the fact that you forced me into a harsh world,

knowing what could be the outcome, but that's okay. Nobody care about you. Wow. force me into a harsh world knowing what could be the outcome but that's okay nobody care about you wow or maybe you do but oh well too late now sweetie i'm morally a piece of shit but at least i'm not a snowflake yeah that's wow own the libs own the libs go ahead suffering isn't bad life is just so. It's okay that people suffer. I'm just so happy. Working 9 to 5, doing a job you hate every fucking day. Wow, isn't life so wonderful? Don't have any friends? Oh, well, that's your fault. It's got nothing to do with genetics. What? Nice.

What? What? Is he blaming his mom for being too ugly to have friends? Is that what's happening? Oh, no. He's blaming Chad over there earned everything because he worked so hard for his friends. He truly did. Uh-oh.

Someone sound the incel alarm. Yeah. No, this is like in friend. In friend. In friend. Involuntarily friendless. Don't like life? What?

That's absurd. You're mentally ill. Just be happy, kiddo. Well, LMAO, stop being a downer. Having kids is great because I need love in my life. Let me be selfish and create life and make him suffer for me. Despicable fucking humans. I hope you

all burn in unspeakable malevolence. Now I'm going to go watch anime. Wow. Really good. Thanks King Omega. wow really good thanks king omega king omega so uh so here we are on uh boots i'm gonna give you uh this one right here i do like one of the the responses to this that has uh negative one upvotes wow what an edgelord. That's some cringey, pathetic, juvenile shit.

Yes. That's just a bot that responds to all these posts. Oh my god, do you know how to create a Reddit bot that would do that? That would be hilarious. I don't know, but I could learn. And then, in response to that, Margot Bisbee says,

I really don't give a shit what the world thinks it does or does not owe me. I will take it by force. Link to Alex Jones. Yeah! I got the sword! Hey, Boots. I'm deleted, and here's what I've found, is that R9K is too boring, and Reddit is too PC.

Wow. That's right. What's R9K? Well, R9K is a 4chan board. Yeah. So comparatively, I guess Reddit is a bit too PC for 4chan. Sure, sure. But why would 4chan be boring?

I can't imagine that. Because you've been pilled so hard. Ow! Fuck! Anyway, so yeah, that's all true. And what websites don't suck, Boots? Yeah, I'm also deleted. Okay, so what websites don't suck?

So here's what I have to say. What websites don't suck? The part of the internet that sucks is the humans who create the pages. People don't know how deeply beshitted their fatty hearts are with their cuck souls. I like that word, beshitted. That's a good one. That's a real good one. Yeah. So sorry, there isn't anywhere online that doesn't suck.

It's only variations on arrangements of text and image. I demand smell-o-vision on the internet now! I want some tactile posts. Give me something olfactory. Increasingly irrelevant to what you're browsing for skewed by marketing to try and bridge a gap between their target audience and untapped profit sources i just described 4chan. Okay.

Reddit is bad. Like Fark. Something awful. Anon boards. Chans. Video game review sites. YouTube. And every other website which is someone trying to sell you their life story for the cost of paying for their life to continue.

That's a quote. Paying for their life to continue. You know, it's too bad that the internet is the only thing that exists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, literally, literally every website is bad. Yeah.

Well, because people make the websites. Every website is bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. bad. Yeah. Because people make the websites. Every website is bad. Yeah. And if you want to prove that, you can come to Ball Pet. Come Quatsop. Oh, yes. I'm going to give you a choice here. One thread is by

Pet X's and it asks, Is it wrong that I just want to play computer games? And the other post is by RevolverWarto, and it says, Stay a while and listen. Mummy won't buy me game console and PC. Oh. Oh. Mummy. Mummy, me game console and PC. Mummy?

Mummy, please? Mummy? I need a game console, Mummy. Mummy, I need a taste of the game console. Yeah, I've got to go with Mummy. Okay, okay. So, I'm going to give you the Mummy thread, and while you're looking at that, I'm going to point out that in the other thread,

is it wrong, just want to play computer games, this guy points out that he is a neat, he doesn't do any work, and he bought a house that's worth half a million dollars. And orders

all of his food on Uber Eats. eats oh so that's the other coke brother child okay he says he's got he says that he's got around 400k in crypto eat shit because the thing is i don't spend a lot of money i don't have a girlfriend to impress i only spend about 25 to 50 on food daily usually ordering in with with Uber Eats, which at that point that's your fucking delivery charge. There is no financial pressure for me to work. I got pretty lucky. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

With that, I currently own my house outright, Zillow at $500,000, and two cars in the U.S. and one car in my home country. I have about $400,000 in crypto. Beyond this, I do expect to receive about $2 million in inheritance. Beyond this, I do expect to receive about $2 million in inheritance.

The issue is that I sometimes feel guilty I'm not doing more with my life. So that makes me a good person, right? Yeah. I hope you drown in the bucket that you pee in when you watch anime. I feel like these super rich people are just trolling these neat guys, though.

Like, why? I mean, they live in the same life, just with different scenery. I suppose. Wow. Anyway, what do you got there, Kumpquazop? Oh, yes, hello, I'm Revolver Warto. Stay a while and listen. Mummy won't buy me game console and PC.

She a doctor, but we in the third world, South East Asia. She is 61, I 29. I always tell her to give me 50,000 pesos, 1,000 USD, so that I can MGTOW

and hire an escort. That's what that means. Oh, yeah! You're going your own way! That's definitely what that means. She does not believe that I can live on my own because I have bipolar 1.

I am forced to take medication for bipolar. These meds may cause shrinking of the gray matter, therefore reducing my 120 IQ to 80. Yeah. That's science. That's good. I have to wait 20 years before I get to own the condominium

and the Hyundai Accent! There are medications that would lower your IQ 40 points, but I don't think they're legal. Give me my Hyundai Accent! give me my hyundai accent my dad had a hyundai accent when i was in high school hyundai accent is the voice that kumquat's using but but what if she lives up to 100? The bitch! She doesn't even want me to drive.

I can't get a job because I don't have the confidence. Other reasons as well. I grew up without a dad. Dad got into drugs and left when I was 12. Life is though. My gaming anime backlog is growing, and I won't live forever! Man, that

hit close to home. Oh my god, my Q! That's the reality that we all have to face. The PC is important so i can do online work thank you a little early to be having a no life crisis hey revolver kumquat oh yes you had. You had a response to your own thread. Can you read that for me?

What's your response? You responded to your own thread. You didn't get any upvotes for it, though. Yes, this is Revolver Warto responding to my own post. Yes. Attention. I want to have sex so bad. And it would be bad.

Sex so bad. I want to have sex in my hyundai accent that doesn't work oh what's up my name is not safe for work act a okay and um i'm sponsoring a neat sponsor adopt live in idk i'm a 27 year old who narrowly avoided neatism in college i was coward yeah i'm not a true aristocrat in college i was headed down that path when the planet blows up it's going to be your fucking fault it's true well no because I'm sponsoring a neat so strongly but I got I got on an SSRI

that works for me after bouncing around with a few that did not and now I'm in the workforce in a quite decent job but waiting for this post to turn well here it comes but I'm alone i've only had one relationship and it was seven years ago i'm overweight and never got out aside from work i have very few

co-workers and none in my age group okay but i do have a neat online friend. He's so neat. And he joked in the past about finding some cute lonely woman to host him as a live-in BF slash neat thing. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. What? What's the problem? I can't get murdered in this situation. No way. Where she would pay the bills and he would cook and clean. Wait, do house stuff? Yeah, I'm a house slave. What can I say? But ideally, Squiddy, it would be a relationship. Oh, that sounds nice.

Is this like reverse Fyndom? Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. Is this like reverse Fyndom? Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. It got me considering the idea from the other side. Not with him, I'm gay, but with someone. Is the idea as crazy as it sounds? Probably is, but maybe worth it?

I, I'm just, I'm okay... I'm trying to figure this one out. Yeah, I mean, I would love to have a house husband who cooked and cleaned and watched anime. And, uh... You know, all of our chores! Yeah, I have a feeling that watching anime would take priority. God damn it! I told you to watch Naruto

before I got home! This backlog ain't gonna watch itself! God damn it i told you to watch naruto before i got home this backlog ain't gonna watch itself god damn it and he's he also played games because i'm into the nerdy type so uh while i'm at work who greets me warmly when i get in says sets a table for dinner, and who cuddles me at night. Am I crazy? No, but your standards are fucking weird. And then, Achilles, you respond to yourself. Oh, yeah. A working spouse.

Well, a working spouse may not have time to cook, even if you can get the cleaning done by splitting responsibilities oh good he doesn't even have to do that much okay great yeah anime cleaning yeah but does he have to watch all the anime well yeah that i mean i'm kicking him to the fucking curb if he doesn't do that shit um they might be tired and stressed in the evenings just like me it's possibility though in particular I'm cool with helping a neat enter the workforce perhaps only part time

oh now they want me to fucking work too this is like a fucking missionary you're trying to convert no come on basically I'm cool either way the idea of a stay atat-home spouse is appealing, but someone with a job that is lower stress than mine could work, too. I don't work, though. Work!

You know, anime work. One reason I was drawn to the idea is I'm attracted to lots of the neat stereotypes. Um, pale white dude. Oh, yeah. Low sexual and romantic experience. Oh, yeah. Maybe a bit clean or needy.

Oh, yeah. Those are positives to me. Some of them strong positive and it's hard to find them in the wild. Is it? Men with emotional issues? Anywhere? Anyone? Anyone?

Yeah, no, I don't know. I keep going into the wilderness and there are none there. I killed all these slimes, but I didn't find a single clingy or needy dude. Also, my interests tend to match theirs. I mean, anime, video

games, tech. Does that make sense? I've been watching a certain amount of 90 Day Fiance lately. This is the archetype right here. By the way, that that shows pretty fucking great if you want if you want atrocity tourism and

emotionally broken people what did we learn from any of this F plus Reddit Reddit gotta Reddit I guess Reddit gotta Reddit got a Reddit I guess Reddit got a Reddit for sure so

is this just the most honest subreddit? it's possible but then they're still doing showboating well they also say they're fucking the new aristocrats all that kind of stuff too so that's what I was trying to figure out the idea of you know sort of like uh general like clinical depression running

through this that makes sense i get you know i get i get why that would be tied together um all of the like mra red pill shit i don't know if that makes sense for this community or if it's just the idea because it's a reddit that it's like that or if it's like that just general like Internet based on happiness just makes you one of those guys. This goes this goes hand in hand with that. Like, you know, society has no place for me. A straight white man. Like bullshit. It's Jordan Peterson shit, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. it's it's jordan peterson shit you know like the yeah yeah there's so many people in everyone that we've profiled and and you know and and obviously there's actually some emotional issues going on here but like but like you're looking at a lot of stories for people that have had a bunch of opportunities presented to them that have had a bunch of people in their lives that care about them and support them and yet this is still always the choice to make like this is this is where you want to go what's kind of comforting though that like you know if i uh if i lose my job and can't find another one that there's uh still a lot further down i can go from there

i could be a much worse person well and it's i mean it's also like sort of a uh a really really specific because you know we've talked a lot about this sort of like echo chamber and how like you know no matter how fucked up you are you can always find a website where people are more fucked up and whatever and this is this is the fastest way to that like are you feeling like a loser because because i'm sure that we can just out loser each other like we're gonna bind ourselves uh by being losers and if you're a loser you can go to ball pit yep yep K-A-L-L-P dot I-T

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Wow. Squarespace. Do you like making sites, but you suck at it? Squarespace. Anyway, Paul Pitsnick aside. Also, you might not know this, but we know this, is that we are doing another F Plus Live! Yeah, but we're not going to work for it at all.

No. F Plus Live, January 18th in Portland, Oregon. Portland, Oregon, so you've got some time to figure out where to go to Portland, Oregon. There'll be another weekend event figure out where to go to Portland, Oregon. There'll be another weekend event.

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