The F Plus - 321: Clips 4 Bake Sale

Episode Date: April 15, 2020

Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting, but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of this Cookie Puss!

Jimmy Franks, two whistles if you're good, one whistle if you're bad. Oh no. Oh, there it is. Oh no, three. Three whistles, what does that mean? Oh God, he's dead. Paul Revere situation. Yeah, we got a Paul's Boutique situation.

Shit's bad. A RuPaul situation. I'm very confused. What else? What else could the word Paul be used in? A Pauly Shore situation. I'm very confused. What else? What else? The word Paul. The Pauly Shore situation. Hey, sorry about this. But this is the F plus podcast.

It is terrible things. It is terrible, terrible things. It is terrible, terrible clips for saleyy things read with some amount of enthusiasm. In the room tonight, we have Boots Rang Gear. You might also enjoy some of my cum-eating instruction fetish clips. Baking with your semen. A sweet treat. Mrs. Claus wants you to eat a Christmas treat.

Bunny bread! Burping into eating a traditional Spanish omelet sandwich. Crossed legs and a secret revealing upskirt. Am I wearing panties or not? SDMP4. Jimmy Franks. Gilfmilf. Victor Laszlo. So for this recipe you're going to need a few ounces of your jizz. Some soy sauce, ginger

root, and some salt and pepper. I don't have any soy sauce. Achilles Heelies. I mean, come on now. This slave should know better. He brings God's Vanessa a salad to eat and doesn't remove the ranch dressing? And Lemon. Boring sex. 4K.

$6.99. I mean, boring. Category. CBT. That's boring? CBT. Because this time it actually is cognitive behavioral therapy. Oh, okay. because this time this time it actually is cognitive behavioral therapy so uh we are uh at the time of this recording uh weeks into uh our own personal uh social distancing how's it going

for everyone do you like it i've only fucked like seven chicks this week okay okay and and those chicks uh were you were you sort of having zoom sex or like no no no i had i ordered grubhub and then they show up and then you know i've seen this movie yeah god i wouldn't cheapen my beautiful love life oh that's that new app rub hub uh yeah so uh so one of the things um that um uh that happens when uh you are forced to spend even more time in front of your computer than normal is that, and I'm sure we all agree, that you just spend all of your time on clips for sale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

The content's for me. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's where I sell my clips. Exactly. That's where I saw my clips. So you might have heard of a F Plus content provider by the name of Mix. Mix has done some pretty special documents. He did the plane fucking episode, which is terrific. He did the eat me, drink me episode, which is revolting.

Classic. As well as the Salvia episode. the eat me drink me episode which is revolting classic as well as the salvia episode oh god bless you so all those are good and what has happened through this is that mix has instilled in us fear

well I would say the opposite I would say that he's given us a sense of thank you for stepping on my joke really appreciate it it's very helpful Well, I would say the opposite. I would say that he's given us a sense of... Directions. Thank you for stepping on my joke. Really appreciate it. It's very helpful. I would say that Mix has instilled in us a sense of trust. So therefore, when he submitted a document called,

I'm not going to explain what this clip for sale document is about, we decided to take him on faith. So we've looked at other documents, and in this particular case, we're just going to figure out while we're reading what this Clips for Sale document is about, right? I can only speak for Victor and myself, but I really am pretty sure we've never read ahead once. Because we can't. We just can't. professional organization hey bunny bread

you want to see a pair of tits yes great okay so this is a clip called naked naked bacon episode two okay do you know what tits are because bacon rarely enters the picture well there's some tits right there on the page um so, Naked Bacon episode two. This is our first Clips for Sale piece here. It's by, I don't know what this person's name is. Topless Cooking School. Oh, it's from Topless Cooking School. Okay, great.

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, can you just tell me about Topless, sorry, Naked Bacon episode two? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Naked Bacon episode two.? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Naked Bacon, episode two. The Reckoning. Boom. From Topless Cooking School.

Do you have trouble staying focused on cooking shows? Does this occur while trying to choke down some burnt frozen pizza? Maybe. I guess I don't have trouble focusing on cooking shows because I assume I'm not supposed to. Like you just kind of put them on YouTube and then go do something else, right? Stop listening, goddammit. Anyways, the rest of you, the rest of you, maybe, maybe if you could learn some simple, basic recipes, you could eat a little bit better and actually learn something useful.

recipes you can eat a little bit better and actually learn something useful. But how is that going to happen when you can't be interested in any given cooking show for more than 30 seconds? Huh? Okay, okay. Are you the guy from Memento? The answer, as usual, is TURNS! That is usually the answer. Is this your clip for sale?

When has that not been the answer? Have you had a hard time focusing on algebra? Tits. We put tits in every number. In the first episode of Topless Cookie School, our intrepid hostess Fedora. This is some targeted, targeted work. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. They really know their fucking audience.

Okay, okay. Fedora the cook, yep. Our intrepid hostess, Fedora, will definitely guide you through three simple recipes that taste great on their own, but can combine to form a powerfully delicious meal that can be prepared with minimal ingredients and marginal skill.

All this will occur with zero clothing above the belt. Who could ask for more? Me. Okay. Bottomless cooking school is that way, dickface. Specs. Quick time. Movie. Blah blah blah. Category food. Tits. Category tits.

Other tits. Titties. Every plate has pubes in it. Everyone's picking hair out of their mouth. And so then if you look at the actual thumbnail for the image, you realize it's a cooking school that can teach you how to make tomatoes? Tomatoes with the tops cut off? And toast? No, I don't believe that's toasted.

I think it's just bread. Okay. Okay. I mean, if she teaches us how to make bread, then that's something. To the tacos. Hats off, Adora. Um, hey, uh... Uh... MOV format. Jimmy Franks?

Yes. Jimmy Franks, I'm happy to have you in this episode with me because I need you to answer a question that I've been texting you for a week and a half. Yes. Please answer finally this question that I've been texting you over and over again. Jimmy Franks, what is Ellie's recipe for ass cookies? Now, Lemon, I told you that that is my grandmother's famous ass cookie recipe, and I was sworn that I would not give it out. Please.

Well, just can you describe? You don't actually have to give me the recipe, but just can you tell me about Ellie's recipe for ass cookies? All right. Well, I'll tell you about this video about it that Miss Ellie Black made. This video is a little bit of everything, but definitely for anal lovers. Yeah. Oh. But not cookie lovers.

Narrating through most of the video, I keep the viewer updated on what we're doing to make our ass cookies. Well, that's good. I get lost a lot in these ass cookies recipes. I prepare the dough and stir it, letting you watch my ass jiggle.

I spank myself with a spatula, then fuck my ass with it. Just like grandma used to do. Of course, that batch of cookies ends up in the trash. I assume the handle end. Attempt two, but that doesn't really work out, so I stick with one and lick

the yummy ass juices it collects. What? Yummy ass juices? I don't see any juice in there. Yummy ass juices? Do you know how hard it is to squeeze a good ass Read the recipe Boots Is this immediately Step three is put the juice in there

I fucked up I drained I drained the ass juice I need to see this person's food handlers permit card I use a banana to gate my ass bigger to get it ready for the cookie dough. For the what? For the what? You heard me.

Oh no. Oh no. I thought you were making that line up, but that's really in there. Making some eel fudge cookies. The dough is ready to be stuffed frozen and firm and firm, and I shove it all in my asshole and then push it out.

Oh! I don't like that. Best part is, I made the cookies out of the dough I stuffed. I also used a few candies to insert and push out for added pleasure for myself, Winky Face. Not for the cookies' pleasure? Okay for myself, Winky Face. Not for the cookies pleasure?

Okay. Wait, wait, wait. So you're describing this video and I'm a little lost. I don't quite understand what's going on in this video. I could use a summary. The whole movie tells a story about making cookies I shove in my ass.

Okay, thank you. TLDR. I hope you enjoy. It's only 50 cents a minute, guys. Guys, do we have an entire document on clips for sale food? Ass cookies. Yeah, I think we do. Ass cookies to ass cookies.

I got some words for mix. What's that? What's that? Thank you. Good recipes. If you get some cookies in the mail mix, eat them. They're probably not from

Nutshill. Boots. Yeah. Let's answer your question with a clips for sale video. Sounds good. Oh, a clips for sale video, you said. Yeah, yeah let's answer your question with a Clips for Sale video. Sounds good. Oh, a Clips for Sale video, you said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get a little animated gif telling you about the Clips for Sale video.

God damn it. I feel as honey, and these are my honeys. And we got Charlie Green, Blumange, or Bust Part 1. I guess I'll choose the blancmange, I guess. Okay. Charlie is showing us how to make Xmas desserts. The traditional Xmas pudding, of course, but also the lighter blancmange for those who eat too much turkey and potatoes.

Charlie starts to run through the recipe for Xmas pudding. She leans across the table and a boob falls into the blancmange. It falls right off. It's like a Benny Hill routine.

Completely severed from her body. It's incredible. Sacre bleu! My blancm body. It's incredible. Sacre bleu. Ma black mange. It's ruined. Let's eat. It could have been a disaster, but Charlie uses the mishap to good advantage. She thrusts both boobs into the jelly.

Both of them? At the same time? Yeah. She thrusts both boobs into the jelly, sorry, the jelly-like dessert. It's not a jelly-like dessert.

She threw, she, she thrust them like dessert, like you thrust dessert. Anyway, that's not beside the point. And then jiggles them

in a perfect hanging position. The perfect hanging position. Yeah perfect hanging position. Yeah. She also uses her hands to smear blancmange all over her huge tits. Licks some off and even writes an Xmas message in a gooey mess. It was the night before Christmas.

Hold your laugh. Noel, what is it? Come on down to Carvel's right now for... Watch some pudding, motorboat my wife. Can I get a titty puss? What are the related categories to your video? We still got cookie-o-puss left over from St. Patrick's Day. What are the related categories?

Related categories are topless, tit play, wet and messy, tit sucking slash nipple fetish, breast bouncing. The keywords are Charlie Green,

gooey, blonde, kitchen, boob jiggling, food food boob dangling xmas recipe and then lastly food on tits the best durand dururan song ever hey everybody hey hey uh hey my name is uh Zoe Holiday

uh welcome to my page it's Zoe Holidays or sorry Holloway there we go Zoe Holloway's fetish flicks

there's 1294 of those uh so here's my description I was supposed to be having my pictures taken, but that plan didn't work out. So I decided to bake some holiday bread instead. Imagine Linda from Bob's Burgers making porn. Is it okay if we don't?

Nope, sure isn't. Do it. Non-con Linda fetish. Nope, sure isn't. Do it. Non-con Linda fetish. Anyway, join me step by step in my own kitchen while I put together the recipe for light breakfast bread. The oven really heats up the kitchen so much while it's baking that I have to get naked to pull the baked bread out.

Yeah. We've all been there. And we all have the same problem. I don't know. If you'd like to see the actual recipe and try it for yourself, go to my free photo blog. This has got a special price. It's less than a dollar a minute. Hold on.

So Zoe's bread, it's $20 for the clip. But the ass cookies was like $12. And she put up her ass. This lady's just cooking. She's not even getting nude. She's still got her panties on.

Jimmy Franks, are you trying to doubt... Did you pay the $20, Jimmy? Are you trying to doubt market forces? I'm just doing a little cost-benefit analysis here. This is a high-quality 320 by 180 resolution. Oh, my God. I love jerking off to postage stamps. You shot it on Amino Flip?

It's 2012, so it really doesn't have that much of an excuse. She spent all of her money on bread supplies, okay? Yeah, that flour is real expensive. Yeah, you have no idea. She had to get a mixing bowl. That's real Pyrex in that picture. She had to get the opposite of a bra. It was just, yeah.

You can get a 1080p high-definition clip of her foot for $3. Yeah, yeah. And there's his feet. Victor, Ivy's got a secret recipe, and I'd like to know what it is. It's a secret recipe. This is from Layla's carnivorous book.

Whoa. Holy shit. That gif is not my favorite. I don't love that gif. Oh, my God. Wait, now I kind of do, actually. Don't click play. Don't click play.

I just click play. No, you didn't have to tell me twice. Oh. Oh, God. Gone. Wabakusa. Woo-hoo. Oh, God. Go on. Barbecue sauce. Friends, are you ready for Ivy's secret recipe?

No! Not really. Ivy is one hungry girl. Good thing she has a helpless Layla Moore laid out, ready for her walk-in oven. Oh, God. But first things first, time to season up this already sweet meat. She brushes on a healthy helping of barbecue sauce to lock

in the flavor of melting fat from slowly roasting BBW booty. Oh my god. See, I thought Rebel Wilson's career was going better than this. I really thought she was not... The sweet and tangy concoction is only completed with an apple in the mouth.

Yeah, that's true, that's true. Herbs and spices. That's absolutely true. Ivy garnishes her new meal with carrots and greens. She admires her handiwork with pride. As Layla slips away, Ivy licks her lips in anticipation of a tasty, BBQ'd Layla Moore platter. Spicy.

Slips away? What's happening? Oh my god. Category 4. That's what's happening. Ha ha ha! So I clicked on the next thing that we're going to be reading here, and

I would like to now read to you my favorite sentence. The media could not be loaded. Yay! Oh, my God. Now, this is the one I want to load the most. The network failed. So, Heelys. Thank you, network. Now this is the one I want to load the most. The network failed. So, uh, so, so Heelys.

Thank you, network. So Heelys, um, first of all, most importantly, most importantly, what is this video titled? Chicken Cook. Okay, good. It is Chicken Cook. It is the fantastic Avalaina's World. Oh, that probably is just a channel with like one or two clips, right? Just like one or two, maybe three. 6,107 clips.

So he was close. Yeah. It is a fantastic world. Oh, man. You know, it's a custom clip. Somebody paid a lot extra just to make this specifically happen. It's good to know that. Your sit down legs and stockings you spread.

You put the poultry, important, raw, not cooked, real butchery chicken. Raw, not cooked, real butchery chicken. The butcheriest. Between your legs and you cut the poultry slowly, hardly, dismembering and cutting off with amber hands. I love red, black, or violet fingertips and the white pullover you can wear. I want to see your hands, your legs, and that you cut in HD. No music. Useless.

Useless. No talking. No vocal as possible. Just the sound. Request from a viewer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a custom clip for viewer. Yeah, this is a custom clip for sure. This is why we're reading this for mix. Yeah.

Just the sound of that you do and not other noises like TV, outside noises, etc. as possible. This guy's got a salmonella fetish. The category is food and object

crush. So the fantastic Avelina's World with those 6100 clips, they do a lot of custom. They do a lot of custom clips. I was just looking at the first page there. They've got for example, strong bites on my calves. Come because

of belly playing. Yeah. I have that problem a lot, actually. It's just good. Well, yeah. In spite of. Yeah, there's a hard face stomping. But Healy's.

Every woman hates balloons. That's amazing. But Healy's, I pasted one in there. Can you just read that one I pasted in there? I pasted one in there. Can you just read that one? I pasted in there. Oh,

uh, uh, Hey, I was wondering if you could make this with Jan and, or you just yourself as a suggestion, the guy sitting on the sofa and you and Jan and enter the room. Cat walking with sexy mini dresses and heels and saying, Happy birthday to him. Sit on the sofa next to him at each side of him with your legs respectively on top of his crouch.

And start kissing his cheeks. A mix. Hey, mix. Oh, noisy kisses and French kissing. A mix. Hey, mix. Oh, noisy kisses and French kissing. Sucking his cheeks after a good two minutes of kissing you both put on lipstick and keep kissing his cheeks.

He's delighted in a state of ecstasy. Oh, wow. It's a birthday present. The category is virgin humiliation. What are the related categories? Forced kiss and lipstick fetish.

Female domination JOI games, which I heard were canceled. And cocktease. Oh, my God. So this guy, this this guy his birthday wish what he wants what he I'm sorry. Never mind.

Never mind. Never mind. Achilles, you have one more suggestion here. There's one more suggestion that you have. Yeah, there's one more suggestion there. It was just, this is the number two video.

Out of 6,100 clips, this is the second most sold one. Oh, it's my suggestion. No, sorry, this is number one. It better be, for Christ christ's sake what could top this so uh you know uh can you go underwater on your back no that's not it no no no okay what's my suggestion you were yeah just want me to go ahead in the basket is that what i'm doing yeah yeah i got a lot of ideas so sometimes I get lost in my ideas.

Okay, I'm ready. Can you do a clip where you're in tan pantyhose, no panties, high heels, and a sexy top? Oh, this is head in a basket. Um, you're showing off your legs at first and talking sexy and Russian. Then Lori and another girl come around and start bowing you. Then they take a basket and set it up so it doesn't fall over and throw you in the head first so you're stuck. You're kicking your legs everywhere going, and then... so you're stuck. You're kicking your legs everywhere going, and he's going,

once there was this porn. That's true. It's like you have something over your mouth, and they're laughing at you, making fun of you in Russian. Make the clip about seven minutes. It's exactly seven minutes, too. Way to go.

It's one minute of you showing your legs off and talking to the camera. The rest is them bullying you and making you stuck. Seven minutes is all the time they let him have on the computer at the library. Yeah. Put a blanket in there so it can be softer. You can make the... noise better. Line the basket with it.

Kick your legs like you did in the request I did before a while ago. I attached the image. But also, I want you to get them to turn you around so your butt's facing the camera when you're kicking in the air. You think you can do that?

For money? Yeah, for sure. Uh-huh. In fact, you see if they can keep you like that the rest of the clip. They have you upside down in a basket while your backside's facing the camera, and you're kicking in the air like a frog. So I recognize that Mick's put together a document, but here I am on the Fantastic Evelina's world,

and I'm not done with my detour. Hey, I would like to see a video where two women are together in a sleeping bag. Okay, first put both of you in a Columbia down coat, then they slip together in a sleeping bag and close the zipper completely and the hood

is completely closed. Then you will enjoy being in the sleeping bag. Maybe they roll back and forth on the floor in the completely closed sleeping bag. I have another request. No, I have a request first. No, I have another request.

Okay. I have another request. I was thinking of a video of your mouth in close-up the whole time. You don't let me watch anything else. The end. Literally, that's it. I have a request.

What's that? I have a request. Okay. And I want to pay $16. I want everyone to pay $16 for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want this to be your fifth most popular video on your channel. It's going to happen.

I can't believe it. Okay. I want it to be called, Oops, I Dropped My Shoe. Okay. Okay. All right. It's custom-clipped. Could you do a video in your black heels, barefoot, and in jeans?

Can you dangle your heels and drop your shoe a few times like it's an accident and pick them up again and dangle again? That's it. And also, make sure you charge $16 for that. That's important. Jesus, man. It's a charge $16 for that. That's important. Jesus, man. It's a steal with the purse. Could you do a nose-to-nose, lips-to-lips video?

You and your girlfriend be completely still and have your hands on your lips and smash each other's noses and trash talk lip-to-lip. Can I request a clip, please? Yeah. In the clip, you are stood up barefoot your boyfriend's giving you a very tight hug and standing on your feet he squeezes you tight while stood on your feet squashing them into the carpet first half of clip is full body shots then the second half is close up on the feet

from the side. He's still hugging you tight while standing on your feet. We can see your squashed toes suck out from under his feet. When he has stood right across from the top of your feet. It's like a

million monkeys with a million clips for sale accounts. It's like a million monkeys with a million clips for sale accounts. Shakespeare liked feet. That's true. It stands to reason. Oh, boy. All right. We should probably go back to the doc. We should probably go back to the doc.

So that section that we diverged from, there was a mix here, put together sections here, and this section was called Here's About What You'd Expect. Can I just give one more title that we've skipped over? It's Paella Belching After My Training Session, Then I Will Have a Shower and Nap. All right, good. paella belching after my training session then I will have a shower and nap alright good anyway so section number one

was called here's about what you'd expect section two I think we figured out a little bit of Mix's plan here and so section two is called wait there's actual recipes on here so so Jimmy Franks you got quite a title here. I wish you would read the whole thing.

I would love to. Great. Yes. Thunder Angie's Cooking Masterclass. I belch while teaching you and sampling the recipe of a fresh and tasty Angie-style Mediterranean salad, full HD Windows Media Video. Angie's style? Angie's style.

Thunder style. Thunder Angie is a very good name. Thunder. Angie. Angie. This is Summer and we all feel like eating fresh and light meals. And what better than a healthy Mediterranean

salad? So easy to make, even I can do it. I'm not the best cook in the world. I can't. I don't feel like learning to cook indeed. But my Mediterranean salads are delicious with those good ingredients from the vegetable garden and the sea. Yeah. I mix sea and garden in my special

Spanish salad. Not even Gordon Ramsay can say nothing about it. Oh yeah. Gordon Ramsay, suck that dick say nothing about it. Oh, yeah. Gordon Ramsay, suck that dick. Yeah. Finally. So let's go, my... They ain't never squashing this beef between them two.

So let's go, my kitchen help. I'll show you my secret in my kitchen and in my sexy red satin nightgown. You will learn how to make a tasty Mediterranean salad Angie's style. While I am belching at the same time, I tell you all the process with these ingredients. Different types of lettuce. Tiny tomatoes. Cherry tomatoes. I'm not hearing any belching.

Onion. Olive oil. Goat cheese. Smoked salmon. I can smell it. All is stuffed with anchovies. This is a very fatty salad. Pure olive oil.

There wasn't enough of that. Salty as shit, too. Moderna vinegar. And my final touch. This absolutely makes the difference. You'll have to find it out at the end of my clip. No, Angie! You got me again. Not belching, bitch. You're going to burp on at the end of my clip No, Angie You got me again

Not belching, bitch You're gonna burp on it, aren't you, Angie? Many of my famous burps on command My explanations and a perfect graphic demonstration For your best salad ever Don't miss this funny and instructive belching session Where you'll enjoy my always noisy belches And you'll see me sampling of the dish

Delicious I can't resist How will I know How will I know if I like this clip? and you'll see me sampling of the dish. Delicious. I can't resist. How will I know if I like this clip? How will I know if I like this clip? You'll like it if you were always a whiz in the kitchen. Oh, okay. What if I eat all my food? The whiz in the kitchen.

Oh, yeah, okay. He's on down, he's on down the room. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. He's on down. He's on down the road. Yeah.

Bunny Bread. Hmm. Oh, it's another one of Bill's honeys. Another one of Bill's 4,643 honeys. Bunny Bread, can you tell me about the Heidi Harper strawberry shortcake? Oh, thank God. It's Heidi Harper. Oh, sorry. No, no.

Sorry. Strawberry Sunday. Strawberry Sunday. I'm so sorry. Out of all Bill's honeys, Heidi Harper is my favorite? Oh, thank God it's Heidi Harper. Oh, sorry. Strawberry sundae. Strawberry sundae. I'm so sorry. Out of all Bill's honeys, Heidi Harper is my favorite. All right. Cool. So, ladies and gentlemen, I am here to introduce you to the Heidi Harper strawberry sundae

from Bill's honeys. You know them. You love them. You jerk off to them. All right. Description. It's naughty food with Heidi as she shows you how to make a strawberry sundae. First, the ingredients.

Yeah, that's generally how it works. And all you need is a bowl of whipped cream and some delicious strawberries. Wow, what a chef. You want me to go over it again for you? This is a 12-minute video. Yeah. All that, and you need a bowl, too.

First, you grow the strawberries. Then you whip the cream. First you raise a cow. Heidi puts strawberries into the cream. You want me to run that back? Heidi puts strawberries into the cream. Then mashes them to make a smooth mixture. Meshes to make a smooth mixture.

That's a meshing, yeah. That's how Sundays work, sure. Yep, yep, yep, yep. She does it rather vigorously, and it splashes onto her nude body. Oh, did I mention you have to be nude for this? Oh, no. Then, Heidi goes off pissed.

Piste? Pistols. She goes off pissing, and puts her hands into the bowl, and then rubs the cream onto her firm, young body. Oh, no. Just like Gam Gam used to do. Mm, her breasts. her hands into the bowl and then rubs the cream onto her firm young body. Just like Gam Gam used to do. Her breasts, tummy, and thighs.

This is a real turn on. Then Heidi gets her pink vibrator. Hey, no! What are you doing? Don't ruin our clip. I came here for a recipe, goddammit. The vibrator's part of it, you idiots. God, there's also a bolt.

Now you're gonna get clips for sale flagged at my work. It is plunged into her tight, wet pussy and worked around to bring her to a fantastic orgasm. I love that she shoved the vibrator in and then just worked it around. I'm trying to get all the plaque off the inside.

Like a pepper mill. I made this recipe, but I substituted the fantastic orgasm for ranch. Yeah, that'll work. We'll accept cheese, too. Yeah, buddy, can you read the second keyword the second keyword pert booze just wanted to hear you say that all right the third one is wanking uh so there's a uh there's a come eating video That we don't need to read Because we've got

Eating bean soup Tomato potato Victor Victor your name's Hot Katie And you're gonna eat bean soup Hot Katie Is there a link Or I'm just in the

Yeah yeah yeah Just to read it right out there Just become Hot Katie Yeah Hi I'm Hot Katie Hey Hot Katie Ooh he sounds hot hot katie is there a link or i'm just in the uh yeah yeah just to read it right now hot katie yeah oh hi i'm hot katie hey katie he sounds hot i am eating bean soup that i made myself oh god beans potatoes garland onion carrot everything inside eating talking and telling you the recipe. Some kind of emoji. Hope you like homemade food.

Emoji again. That was $8 for eight minutes. Good price. A dollar a minute seems to be a pretty standard price. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty standard. These two fet yeah yeah uh boots you're uh you're ellie marie 717 uh what you got what you got going on here great um uh you do a lot of hair cutting videos that's interesting oh do i yeah okay uh one of your haircutting videos is tagged mouth fetish.

Oh. That sounds, that's a terrible combination. Anyway, it's me, Ellie Marie 717. And I've got pineapple witch chicken HD. And now it's not a selection of chicken. It is the spooky, mystical, magical lady. Just to be clear to the audience listening, which witch we are talking about.

That's the one. Thank you, Lemon. Learn how to make my special mustard pineapple chicken. Mustard and pineapple, a very good combo. They're both yellow. Yeah, great. Loosely based on the recipe of an old witch, it's damn good.

I guess cooking can be fun sometimes. That's a very strange capitalization of this one. I dance around my kitchen wearing pvc short shorts above knee boots listening to my ipod and singing at times the volume has been the volume has been removed however my singing voice is totally not what it sounded like in my head. I have learned. My poor neighbors. Non-nude. Yes.

Great. No sound, no nudity. Good start. I wear one of my fave sweaters. No bra. Redemption. Yeah. A lot of sweaters.

The Affirmation PVC short shirts, I'm still wearing them. And the boots. I try to make a point of showing all ingredients to the HD cam. Use your own judgment and self-knowledge on quantities.

Yes. Here's some shit. Also, look at my tits goodbye that'll be $20 dig deep within yourself to get the knowledge not even the quantities of the food also if you know an old witch please take her recipe

how many legs do I have use your own judgment if you actually plan on trying this recipe which I recommend enjoy xoxoxo 20 minutes $12.99 If you actually plan on trying this recipe, which I recommend, enjoy XOXOXOX. 20 minutes, $12.99. Well, that's a pretty good bang for your buck there. Yeah.

I got some important keywords in here. There's wide hips, thick ass, booty shorts, earbud headphones. Yeah. And cook training yeah Jimmy Frank's I've been I've been trying yeah I've been I've been I've been dealing with you know just just living in quarantine and and spending all this

time alone I've I've tried I've tried so many weight gain shakes and I just can't find the right one. Oh, well, get a strap up. Strap on. Strap over. Strap out. Just strap a lot. Just strap.

Get on a freight train. Get strapped. Get strapped. You come strapped, motherfucker. Here we go. I think it's time for a Wig Game Shake video! Yeah. As y'all know, I love getting fat.

Wig Game Shake, it's such a fulfilling thing. So I pulled milk, chocolate milk, 500 grams fat, 100%, 120 grams whipped cream, 40%, 250 grams sugar, and prepared shakes to stuff my belly. Yeah! At least consumed 4,000 calories in this clip.

My belly was definitely happy to accept every single drop of the delicious shake I poured into it. Oh, winky face. After a full 4,000 calories, I played with my fat body and enjoyed my fatness. On the end, I made my pussy wet

and had really strong orgasm. I love being fat. It makes me fatter. Can't wait till I get totally immobile. Yay! Go to dream, baby. Follow your truth. Yay!

Yay! So, after that section, after that section, Mix actually have the fucking gall, have the goddamn gall to title the next section Sorry, Back to the Gross Shit. Sounds like Mix, yeah.

I feel like we peaked too soon with ass cookies. You can't start the show with a showstopper, man. Hey, this is Una Dirty Cake Secret Recipe. Whoa. No, it was hot. I spoke too soon.

No, it's not hot. It's not hot. It's not hot at all. It's not hot. Pink, what happened to you? No, it's not hot. Today I'm going to show you my cooking skills. I'm going to stop looking at Clips for Sale actual pages at this point.

Yeah. We can just read the rest of these out of the doc. I'm going to show you my cooking skills, the ingredients for this cake. You can't find any. Just look at the doc, Victor. Just look at the doc. Oh, my God. Don't even look at the doc, Victor.

I made the mistake of clicking on the thing. Why did you click on the thing, Victor? Because I'm an idiot. What the hell? You saw what the thumbnail was. Why did you look at the thumbnail? Do you think Victor's capable of good decisions? He ended up here.

Are you happy? I'm an idiot. Oh God. A remorseful, sad idiot. All right, guys, it it's finally out he admitted that we can stop the podcast there's a there's a lot of photos in this thumbnail of her squeeding squeezing cake mix out of her ass let me click for more and see if it's gross or not no no i'm sure it takes a left turn and ends up with her you know just hugging someone and getting married. She appears to be vomiting as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot

of puking, too. I wonder which one came first. Like, did it go in the ass first and then in the mouth? Okay, Victor, you're welcome. What's the right oven temperature for puke? Just remove all... I'm going to show you my cooking skills. The ingredients for this cake you can't find

in any market. It's so specific, so watch. Careful. Una make a cake with the standard stuff. Okay. That was Una. Now I'm her pimp. Una make a cake with the standard stuff. She make standard stuff.

It's milk. You buy or no? Eggs, sugar, cherry, whipped cream, chocolate, flour. But she also adds her body product as a urine. Squirt. Asshole juice. Why do all these girls have juice in their assholes? It was ass juices before.

It's asshole juice. Maybe your asshole is the abnormal one, dudes. Forget the asshole juices. Maybe your asshole is the abnormal one, dudes. Look at the asshole juice. Do they not have fresh squeezed ass juice? Hey, you got the asshole juice now, man. Also puke and spit. She mix all that stuff using her feet and also his hands and make a very dirty, sticky bunch. her feet and also his hands and make a very dirty sticky bunch.

She piss and squirts in the cake. Feel her asshole with the cherry. Blow it out of the cake too. She puke milk. She puke milk and eggs inside and spit in it a bunch. After that, she put it in the oven and bake it. At the end, she eat a special Una's cake. God, fuck. Okay.

Please, please keywords. Yeah, there's a bunch of keywords. You like them? You like? It's 39 minutes. You're complaining about dollar minutes. It's only $22. Anyway, keywords, food pornography. I just keep moving more waste.

I started off Russian. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. You'll end up Scottish. It's okay. He's going to be Belkin by the end of this. Hey, Mr. Pip, I'm a to be velky by the end of this.

Hey, Mr. Pip, I'm a pretty big fan of two different kinds of cakes. Look, I'm going to tell you all of the K-words because they're very sexy. Okay, good. They're very, very sexy. So yeah, all of the K-words are all you get. The food pornography, the asshole cake, the asshole cream. Right? Okay.

Here's a keyword you like very much, Bundabread. Fill asshole with cherry. I don't think you understand what I meant by that. Yay. Dirty slotot of course I'm a pretty big fan yeah Yeah Dirty Slot is okay tag But much better tag than Dirty Slot

Asshole Volcano Oh Then there's Asshole Worship Well it's a volcano you're gonna worship it Then there's Nasty and Pervert Humiliation Dirty Asshole Worship it. Then there's nasty and pervert. Humiliation, dirty asshole. Food fetish, spit fetish, pussy cake.

Pussy cake, good. Thank God. All right. Pissing off foes and puke. Oh, boy. This one will hopefully be better. Just scroll down one. And Victor, if you'll take that one, boy. This one will hopefully be better. Just scroll down one. And Victor, if you'll take that one, please.

Which one? Just the one underneath the one I was just reading. The Vor recipes. Oh, shit. In the dock. Yes, yes, yes, yes. In the dock. We're going to make better decisions. You can't make Victor go back to the dock.

I'm not going to click on that link. He's changed. Fuck you guys, I'm clicking this. Okay. I got to find the link to the dock. I didn't have the... All right. He just ended up here by accident with us.

I win. Damn, how much shit have we put in the... It's in Discord the it's in discord it's in discord at the bottom at a point at a point that's Jimmy Franks' catchphrase

especially from Una this is the perfect time to have an episode that has bake a cake in it so yeah I can bake a cake in it. Yeah. I can bake a cake! Alright, we got some vor recipes.

Tiny men. My secret and exclusive ingredient to dress my meals. Why do I always get the fucking vor recipes, Lemon? I just sprinkle a bit over my food and enjoy the mix. Full HD MP4. Thanks, Mix.

From Angie Hollick's Brain Gasms again. Every time I want to enjoy the best meals, I always turn to my secret recipe, which makes them even more delicious and tasty. Tiny men is the perfect ingredient for my salads, pasta, rice, or whatever kind of food I want to dress. So it's like Cholula? No, no, no. It's Army Guys.

It's like Little Tiny, right? It is a special and exclusive ingredient that is just sold at expensive gourmet groceries. Yeah, plastic army men. Tiny Men is my favorite condiment to enhance the natural flavor of my meals. As its name already suggests, it is made of tiny, alive men who will try to run away from my plate. That makes my lunch or dinner even more exciting and a real challenge in every mouthful.

So presumably, like, industrial light and magic was involved in this video? Probably like industrial light and magic was involved in this video. They come in a small crystal tin. I just sprinkle a bit over my food and wait for them to rush away. Wow. Their little heads, arms, and legs are so crispy. An unbelievable flavor explosion. I can't wait to chew them and then swallow them.

Especially when I know they just want to escape from my mouth. So you're not doing this for the cruelty. You're just doing it for the flavor. I can't explain this feeling. Sure. Agreed. You need more healing. Yeah. It is some kind of cruel and selfish instinct.

I just want them to become a flavorful dough inside of my belly. This is the only way I fully enjoy my food. Remember, tiny men only for refined palates. Ding, ding, ding, ding! Will I like this do I know if I'll like this or not Victor I just want to know if I'd like this uh

you will like it if Angie only deserves the best okay okay got it got it got it yep keyword swallowing tiny men uh and uh helios what do you have oh hey i i got bbw fetish fruit juice this is a macedonia fetish well this sounds nice we got a Macedonia fetish

we're just oh you know what there's you know Helios I'm excited because we read a couple of really gross things recently so the idea of just like fruit juice great awesome I'm excited who's this clip from by the way

it's from Simply Disgusting oh good oh good maybe that's an ironic title yeah in cooking you need good ingredients to cook good food whereas in a

Simply Disgusting video you need both good ingredients and a cruel woman with mature, stinky feet. Yeah. The person we have chosen for the recipe of the day is the curvy model, Alice. I mean, maybe she's more BBW than curvy. About 1.8 centimeters tall.

Well, okay. That first B is not appropriate then. Chubby Smurf. That is not a big woman. She's like a tenth the size of a Smurf. Yeah. And also, just to make it more confusing, she's over 215

pounds of woman. Jesus Christ. Made of icy matter. She's a lake. She's a dark matter. She's a blancmange herself. The 48-year-old actress knows well

she has extraordinary smelly feet. So it would be a real pleasure for her to prepare food in such a nasty way. I don't know why the word so belongs in that sentence. It's a conjunction. Yeah. It connects the first thought to the second thought thanks drunk

you're welcome first of all BBW Alice takes some grapes and starts rubbing them against her big sweaty soles in between her dirty toes then she does the same things with the ripe banana,

totally crushing the unlucky fruit until it's reduced to a mush. Are we supposed to feel bad for the fruit? Probably. I mean, it knows what it did. It's probably part of it, yeah. Finally, BBW Alice stands barefoot

on the basin in which she has thrown all the fruits, now horribly stinky, and starts stomping them to create the perfect fetish fruit juice. TM. Well, so it's not, I mean, that's not a, that's more of a smoothie, right? I mean, at the point that you have banana in there, like, is there ice? Do you crush the ice with your feet as well? Yeah, I mean, when do you get your boost? What part is that? You got stink boost.

Can you crush wheatgrass with your feet? I wanted a brain boost, but all right. At that point, you just have to taste, lick, and suck. Well, I did sign the contract. That's fair. That's on you. That's really. You need to read more.

There's some related categories. Like your BBW feet, your foot worship, your foot humiliation. That's fine. Foot domination. Foot slave training. Oh, yeah, foot slave. No, you got to train the feet. Anyway, this is more than a dollar a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you got there, Boots? Oh, yeah, I'm a straight crush feet. Spell the hell you'd expect Avril Lavigne to spell it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got Yager's feet soup. Okay, okay. So description, recipe for delicious straight twinks feet soup.

Straight twink? Straight twinks feet soup. Yeah, straight twink. Straight twinks feet soup. Straight twink? Straight twink's feet soup. Yeah, straight twink. Straight twink's feet soup. All of your 162 clips feature straight guys. I thought you weren't clicking on the links anymore. No, but I just did. They all feature straight guys doing things that I would describe

as unstraight. Well, maybe you need to expand your horizons a little. Holy shit, man. Jesus Christ. It does say straight twink soup. Straight twinks feet soup. Today

we will teach the recipe for a delicious soup. Ingredients. First you need a pretty thick zanahoria. The fuck's a pretty thick zanahoria? Let's go with that. What's a straight twink? So a zanahoria is apparently a carrot.

Okay. It's a Spanish word for carrot? Well, thank God. You need a pretty thick one of those. You need a pair of juicy and stinky rank socks worn for a full week. By a straight twink or just by anyone?

Well, no. Can the carrot wear it? No, they go hand in hand with the exquisite feet of a straight guy. Okay. What next after exquisite feed of a straight guy? Oregano. Okay. That makes sense.

A little salt to taste. You want some smoked chili. You want some noodles. I'm not going to be specific. You could have a spaghettini. You could have rotini. You could have some penne. Can I have your wagon wheels?

Who puts noodles in chili? Yeah. Wagon wheels Yeah, wagon wheels. That's the problem here. That hamburger helper glove. Some bow ties, maybe? Fucking throw some lasagna noodles in there. I don't care. Yeah, shit, man.

But a little salt, just a little. Yeah, that guitarist from fucking Offspring. Just anybody. Oh, my God. What a pull that was! Taking a bow there. My brain will never remember that after I've just said it. Noodles was a straight twink

though. Oh yeah, okay, it all comes around. Next thing you want is some natural grated cheese extracted directly from the feet. Are you sure you know what any of these words mean? Then other dressings to taste.

Oh, okay. Other. That's ranch. That's ranch. That's always ranch. I replaced the other dressings with also ranch. Let's see if they notice. Then five glasses of water. This is how we of water. This is how we measure water.

Oh, we've got these instructions along. Here, let me pick up faster voice for this. Okay. The basis of our recipe is the smelly and sweaty feet of a straight young guy. They may be those of a gay boy. Wait. But our chef recommends the straight guy's feet since they tend to be more careless with the hygiene of their feet

and they change their socks much less often. In this way, we achieve... I feel victimized by that. I feel unfairly... Good. In this way, we achieve... You know how I live. We achieve a soup

with a more concentrated flavor. First, we cut the... Well, we're going to call it a carrot now. And add it to our base in our cooking pot, spelled Leet, for no good reason. It's a cocking pot. It's in Leet speak. Our cocking pot. You're going to be such a great cook, cock someday. Okay, add it to our It's a cocking pot. Oh, it's our cocking... It's in Leet speak. Our cocking pot.

You're going to be such a great cook cock someday. Okay, add it to our base in our cocking pot. The next thing is to remove his socks. It is important

that he wear them for a full week so we can absorb all the nutrients from the men's feet in the soup. Sweat is an important part of our recipe.

Do not worry if they are something dirty. A little earth does nothing, does not hurt anyone. Victor, is that true? Yeah, is that true? Is that true? Is there... A little earth does not hurt anyone.

Victor, is fungus bad for you? I'm going to allow it. Okay, cool. We got a pass on this one. It's from the earth, it's good. fungus bad for you? I'm gonna allow it. Okay, cool. We gotta pass on this one. Then we proceed to put the delicious male feet into the cocking pot, in which we will add five glasses

of water and let feet soak so that the water begins to grab the delicious taste of man from the first minute. In this interlude, we can use our tool, Ped Egg, to remove...

Oh, no. It's not like we didn't know this was coming. Remember when you guys thought a little dirt was a deal breaker? Oh, so what's your medical opinion now? Sweet summer child. Yeah, we're using it to remove the rough skin

and hardness of our guy's feet. Yeah, sloughed off dead skin. Awesome. To later use it as a delicious condiment in our recipe. During this process, is where we can add seasonings to our mix. Just remember not to use too much salt

since the feet of our men are already quite salty. Just take the caulking pot to boil for at least 20 minutes. So presumably they must have trademarked cocking pot. Perhaps. Did they take the feet out of the pot before they boil the water? Because... No.

No, it's like a frog, man. It's just, you know, gradually build up. At the time of serving the soup, the guy should put his feet in our hot soup and we should eat directly from his foot. Oh, so it's like hot pot. Please don't put your feet in boiling water, kids. At this time...

Boy, use a pet egg. Put a straight twink's feet in boiling water. If you are a straight twink, you're probably not listening to this show. Or a bay leaf. Either or. Whatever you got handy. It's the same effect. At this time, we recommend squeezing

the sock to squeeze out the rest of the remaining flavor. Our straight friend can also spit in our soup to give it a special touch. Yeah, that would be special. Now we only have to eat our delicious noodle soup

on that wonderful and manly foot. Sorry, so after all of this, you would describe it as noodle soup? Yes. Yeah, but it's only plated on a foot, but it's noodle It's plated on a foot But it's noodle soup This sounds good and all But have you guys tried it with asshole juice?

I don't like oregano Can I substitute that? I like parsley. Is parsley okay? Oh, God, no. Disgusting. Oh, Jesus Christ. I will accept parsley and sage.

What about a gay twink's foot? If you put allspice in there, I will hunt you down and kill you. All right, okay, fine. And he's got ideas. Okay, cool. okay fine and he's got ideas uh okay cool uh yeah good good good good hey boots wait no no before we go past this because yes i need to dwell on this further yeah thanks okay um uh so i'm done with my my twink soup and this has been it's been delightful all right everybody's you know rave reviews all around the the dinner table now i need a dessert boots oh okay can you help me out yes what about a watermelon dessert that ends to be fucked and stuffed with alpha cum or better yet

well i like watermelon but i don't i mean okay i'll let you finish i'm sorry i've got another option please do not interrupt me. Yep, you're right. Very bad things happen when I get interrupted. Yep, you're the chef. A delicious dinner completely served in the Kaiser or De Niro's body. Robert De Niro's? No, it's like De Niro.

Like his asshole cookies? It's like De Niro, the currency of money, but without an I, I guess. I don't know. In the imagination and in kitchen, there are no limits. Send us your recipes and your ideas. There are in prison kitchens. Yeah.

With the right imagination, there are fewer limits in prison kitchens. Okay, right, yeah. Jimmy Franks. Yep. Very last thing here in this category. You get to make a choice of which of these things it'll be. Oh, Jimmy Franks' choice.

Yeah, it's a Jimmy Franks' choice. Here we go. Here we go. So option number one is yummy sushi fatty snack smaller, the MP4 version specifically. Well, yeah. I'm trying to get my bikini body ready for something. Yeah. So it's yummy sushi fatty snack smaller.

Right. And the other option is the weirdest recipe you've ever seen. I feel like that's got to be the weirdest recipe I've ever seen. All right. Great. How can you not find out? Who's this one by? Well, that's got to be the weirdest recipe I've ever seen. All right, great. How can you not find out? Who's this one by? That's a great question. The weirdest recipe you've ever seen is by Simply Disgusting.

Damn it. This is Simply Disgusting. Fool me once, shame on me. Simply Disgusting has only done 73 videos. They are not a gold producer Of clips for sale videos That's some bullshit man Let me tell you about the weirdest recipe You've ever seen

In this video Alicia will show you how to create A funny and tasty recipe The main ingredients of this odd Preparation are Two slices of bread A few leaves of lettuce And peanuts to taste The recipe is haunted of this odd preparation are two slices of bread, a few leaves of lettuce and peanuts to tease.

What? The recipe is haunted. And stupid. It's the weirdest recipe you ever seen. Miss Alicia is a very extravagant chef. She loves adding some new, exciting ingredients taken directly from her young, sexy...

What? What? I don't understand. What the fuck? Oh, is there cilantro on this? Is that your problem? No, man. It's original. She loves adding some new exciting ingredients taken directly from her young sexy body and combining them with

the traditional ones. Now I am also feeling your dread. The bodily ingredients to make the weirdest recipe you've ever seen are... One. Boogers. Boogers. Boogers.

Since we're halfway there, can I get these in like a Don Pardo voice? The weirdest recipe you've ever seen. Staring. Boogers. Earwax. Toe jam. And obviously stinky sweaty feet.

What a tribute. First of all, Felicia picks the two slices of bread and applies stinky feet of bacteria and toe jam to them to get the right cheesy essence. Alicia's feet have often the same smell of Parmesan cheese, so you can easily imagine what consequences the action of spreading cheesy souls and dirty toes could have on the bread. There's a lot of consequences for sure. Oh, God. Oh, you got me again, you fuckers.

You chose this one. This is the one thing that makes me want to throw up. You chose this one. There was no cheesy feet in Yummy Sushi Fatty Snack, smaller MP4 version. I don't believe you. Yeah, you're going to have to read both. I'm calling bullshit. Then Alicia picks up some peanuts and uses them like facial cleaning tools to remove nasal mucus and yellow earwax.

Oh, God. Oh, God. That's what killed Mr. Planter, the peanut guy. After having seasoned both bread and peanuts, the beautiful young girl spits on the leaves of lettuce. In fact, female saliva is... Well, I mean, that's fine now. Now I've broken through.

Spit on all you like, lady. Go ahead. We're dead everywhere. In fact, female saliva is a great substitute for salad dressing because it has great flavor and is very good at keeping all the ingredients together. Now the recipe is done. Binding agent. It's up to Mr. Apnea to taste it.

Mr. Apnea? You can always hear him coming in the room. As pro wrestlers go. How did we go an hour and ten minutes into this and only have now heard about Mr. Apnea? Let's find out more about Mr. Apnea. It was a sleep for ten seconds. The Silent Hill cookbook here.

It's up to Mr. Apnea to taste it and to make a final judgment. Is this the weirdest food he's ever eaten? Probably not for Mr. Apnea, no. Keywords, stinky, smelly, sweaty feet, toe jam fetish, eating foot fetish, ear wax, booger, snot, ear nose, feet fetish, spitting. But a very reasonably priced $7.99 freight bed. Yeah, better for your buck, baby. Boogers for your buck. Sorry.

To close out this section, Mix has given us a list of, I guess, assorted snippets. He describes there were a lot of video descriptions too short to really qualify as a real entry. So this brass selection is mostly a rapid fire section that might be fun. It might be. It might not be. Let's find out. Achilles, start us off here.

Today I'm in the kitchen making hot dogs, but I'm out of sausages and delicious mayonnaise. Can you, my queen, think of something else we can use? There is a cake called the Volcano Cake, and what goes with a cake, of course, is also in Anna's hot pussy.

What goes with a cake? So ice cream? Ice cream is in a hot pussy? No, hot pussy. It's also in there. You're a tepid pussy at this point. Yes. Letty Wilde, Tatiana Milovani, and Maria Ghost Ship get up to their elbows in creamy sweet dessert topping.

A special recipe Tat learned from her Czech grandmother. But Wilde and Ghost Ship aren't impressed with some old-fashioned recipe from the turn of the century. And tell her to shove that topping up where the sun don't shine. What a bunch of hussies. Excuse my French. I has a bucket, a big fatty bucket

of the Colonel's original recipe fried chicken. Lucia showed you what's good to eat and what's not in part one. Now she chooses a recipe for tonight. And then when that's done, Lucia sits back and opens her legs. She picks up the banana and thrust it into her pussy. The banana is replaced by a cucumber and she wanks herself to a low calorie orgasm. Yeah.

Get rid of the banana. Bananas replaced by a cucumber. Yeah. Well, no, eventually she swallows a banana. Okay, okay. This is a simple cheesecake recipe that only takes a few ingredients and a blender to make. It's not a true cheesecake. There's no baking needed.

But if you're crazing cheesecake, this is a quick and easy recipe with a high calorie count. This is a quick and easy recipe with a high calorie count. I go step by step through the process and share some tips as my flabby body jiggles and bounces freely while I cook. Like me, you'll be licking the batter off the spoon while you wait for the cheesecake to cool. Enjoy! Oof. I didn't bake it. Don't know that I will.

Mistress Harlow here, boys! I hope you have enough splooge in your tiny balls to make this recipe. Just get Jackie and get it done. Get her done. Lemmy, can you read the note from Mix on this one? I'm sharing this link on this one because I want you to click through to see the gif of this lady experiencing all the stages of grief and it is it is mistress harlow is experiencing in the gif all of the stages of grief or all the stages of realizing that she's a for sale model oh okay one of her tags is yawning

she's the best goddamn yawner i'll tell you what One of her tags is yawning. She's the best goddamn yawner, I'll tell you what. Ari and Ashley are in the mood to cook. This time they are cooking some jello for jello molds. Wrong molds. Watch them both follow the recipe and stir the candy. Excellent. Yeah, good. Good.

That sounds really good. Attention, worms! I choose manual and you look at my knees. Get a good one. Get a good one. Knee jumps. MVP!

MVP! Legs. I'm scared. High heels. Price $15.99 and length 14 minutes. Kneel! I'm looking at your knees for 14 minutes?

Why? Why would you not look at knees for 14 minutes? You look at 28 minutes because you rewind and look again. Is this while? So this is 14 minutes of me looking at your knees while you're perusing the restaurant menu? Is that what you're looking at? Okay, good. Good, very good.

Teresa is a nasty girl, and she knows that you are just a pathetic loser. In this clip, she shows her special recipe for a good breakfast for losers like you. Ha ha ha ha ha. Enjoy. Atein' a big-ass hamburger! What are you eating? I'm eating the big ass hamburglar And drinking lemonade Hamburglar

Hamburglar It's a hamburglar Drinking lemonade. He's the guy that used to steal all the nuggets. Once I took a bite and couldn't resist and ate it completely, there's too many ingredients. There's bread and then there's burger. I guess ham probably. I love to sink my teeth into a delicious, well, that's a weird word, hamburger.

Is that a real thing? Hamburger. I don't know what that is. You're sure you're saying that right? You got a funny answer. Hamburger. That doesn't sound fancy enough. That's a recipe made from lean beef.

Well, Alvira is sharing her secret recipe for Mistress's Chili. Small penises and balls. That's the whole recipe? That she got at Fantasy Fest. Toes. Who knows what else? Costume, French made fetish fist net. Nipples, yellow latex gloves.

Guilf milf. Guilf milf. Guilf milf. I love these simple two ingredients. It's just the small penises and the balls. It lets you focus on those two ingredients. Yeah, when you go shopping, I mean, you know what you have to pick up. Where's your small penises and balls section?

We put them together. Oh, that makes sense. Okay, thank you. Hello and welcome to my kitchen. Today we make a quick and simple recipe and we start with cheese. Meanwhile, you look at me and I know you're excited because I'm beautiful. I wear a dress with neckline that attracts your attention, but concentrate on the recipe and above all on the cheese.

All right. We're getting closer to Guy Fieri. Mistress Gigi wanted to combine her love of being a lifestyle dominatrix with her love of cooking.

Since she is a food network junkie, she decided to create her own cooking show as a dominatrix. That could be funny. Dressed in a catsuit and long leather gloves with her ever-present pink leather

cigarette case and smoking. She does a brief show on how she makes her delicious pico de gallo. I feel like it sort of nailed it. I think that I would watch how she makes her delicious pico de gallo. I feel like it sort of nailed it. I think that I would watch the first episode and I would like it,

but I feel like after however many episodes, you sort of realize there's one gimmick and they're just going to kind of keep doing that thing. Phoenix is super excited for summer and all the activities that it brings. You just can't beat summer food. Especially her very favorite treat. S'mores! She never thought regular

campfire s'mores would get boring. But that was before she turned in a new sexy recipe. She's definitely going to try this on her next camping trip. Oh dear. Mr. Connery.

I'm sorry, was that too much? Mr. McDuck. Up or down, which way you want. Stacey Burke dressed in red sheer bra, red ruffle, full black panties, black full fashion stockings, red garter belt, black patent open shoe, strappy high heels, ruffle a one-half apron, and kitchen cooking up some Asian peanut noodles.

Note, I added red cayenne pepper to the recipe later and needed the spicy kick. Yummo! No, I've never baked anything before. Honestly, no, it can't be that hard. It's just eggs and milk and stuff. Anybody could do it. I don't need a recipe book. And this cake

is for the boss. It's important he gets an extra special cake, not just something store-bought. I'm gonna make a chocolate cake. Nice special. A tasty, fabulous chocolatebought. I'm going to make a chocolate cake. That's special. A tasty, fabulous chocolate cake. And I'm great at just about everything.

I'm sure it'll be fantastic. Now I'm going to click the link and see how good my recipe is. Okay, so here I am making the recipe. And then it comes. Okay, and then. Okay. Okay. Okay. So here I am making the recipe, and then it comes, and it, okay, and then, okay. Okay. So it's not really that I make a chocolate cake.

It's two things. First of all, number one is that my chocolate cake is green for some reason. I don't know how my chocolate cake managed to be green. It's sort of a gray green. Yeah, gray and green. It's a Duncan Hines gray and green cake. And then I just sort of rammed the entire batter thing into my mouth, which is how you get sick, but, you know. Victor?

I was going through my kitchen, and I discovered I have a lot of cereal. In this video, I show you what cereal I have on hand and talk about my addiction to cereal. Nice. That I just discovered I have. Yeah. I then eat a banana and tell you about the amazing banana bread I make and give you the recipe. Wow. Runtime, 5 minutes, 44 seconds.

I like her. This is good. I like that one. I've never eaten banana bread made from bananas I just ate. Hannah comes to confront Cadence about her eating her blueberry muffin. Oh no. That's a euphemism. I guarantee it.

Candace tries to tell... It should not be that color. Candace tries telling Han... Candace tries telling Han that she did her a favor of eating it because her recipe is better than Hannah's. Hannah gets even more infuriated and begins pulling Cadence's hair. They

both go at it, tussling in the hallway of the office. Oh, this is not work appropriate. Why not? Well, because they slap each other and begin exposing their nut allergy. The thing is, they slap

each other and begin exposing one of their bra and panties. Right, right. They have no remorse. Nips and vag, what's your fucking bra? I don't know. Where do you work that this isn't acceptable? We're just really fucking uptight out here in California. They have no remorse.

Move to the Midwest sometime. Dang. They have no remorse and begin tearing each other's clothes off. This won't be the end of the muffin fight. Ooh, do you know the muffin fight? The muffin fight. By the way, that's actually the title of my Netflix pilot. This won't be the end of the muffin fight.

Is it a bunch of twee British people? Yeah, it sure is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like 90 episodes of it for some reason. Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One's a murderer, but it's kind of surreal, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's like a realistic look at 30-somethings having sex. Wish we had more of that on Netflix. Bridget allows herself to be made into a delicious vegetarian lasagna not sure that that's actually vegetarian lasagna is bridget not made of meat that's how vegan watch watch as she is carefully prepared with the finest ingredients and seasoned to taste by our renowned host chef sorry renowned house chef when he is finished you get to devour her bit by bit

we have served her oh natural oh she's unshaved with all her natural hair if hair does not suit your taste buds, we will be preparing a hairless version in the near future. Welcome to the cannibal kitchen.

No, Rob Zombie, you've done it again. Bon appetit. Oh, no, Claire Savitz. Claire. Claire? Claire, you're above this. We're making gourmet human lasagna. That's a joke from me and Lemon.

Yeah, what did we learn from this, F+,? How to cook. Okay, okay. So you're finally figuring it out now? This is what got you through? I just wanted to say something for the first time. Oh, okay. I've always said nothing before.

You've been so quiet the rest of it. Well, you know, I learned... Bunny bread shy. I did learn something, which is that... What's that? As much as the internet likes cooking with ranch, they don't like their fetishes and ranch, apparently. I just don't think we got the right bunch of recipes here.

I gotta assume. I think the ranch is implied. Oh, yeah. That's true. I'm just gonna clipsforsale.com. I'm going to do a search for ranch dressing asshole. How many results for ranch dressing? I guess I'm just believing in Mix, and I thought Mix would bring us the ranch.

That's all. It's not good at combining keywords, that's for sure. Yeah. Wait, no. I don't want... I don't want... Oh sure wait no I don't want I don't want ranch dressing toe suck featuring Hannah Hurley okay alright well thank you boots

we found 320 clips with ranch dressing oh ranch dressing enema there it is alright well my feet asshole juice boots. Yeah. That's it. Asshole juice is just ranch.

I should have known. You can use asshole juice or ranch. They're interchangeable. Yeah. Yeah. I remember because I was, you know i i continue to like this podcast and so sometimes i you know i listen to uh older episodes of the f plus uh just in my own time and and i remember there we did another clips for sale episode and i was mentioning that you know like

that the eerie thing about looking at clips for sale is that like it's kind of like similar to pornography but not pornography. And that just creates this disgusting, uncanny valley that just is horrifying and something you need to scrub out of your brain. That is not the case with this. Is it? Really? Every single clip that we saw,

all of them were disgusting. They were awful. But they were so far removed from what I understand pornography to be. It's kind of, it's a lot easier for me to ignore this stuff. Good for you, I guess. I learned that. I'm just bragging. I learned that about Lemon.

Website is always thefpl.us. We've got stuff for you to do. There might be, you know, if you, like us, have been spending too much time in front of your computer and you want to spend more time in front of your computer, you sign up for Ball Pit. There might be opportunities and things to do. I can't say what they are, but you know, they're secret things.

Posting, yeah. Well, there's that too. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Okay, bye-bye. I'm hungry. I want something to eat. Something with a crunch

and very sweet. Just woke up so you know the scenario. I'm craving cereal like Cheerio. Okay, so Mr. Apnea is definitely into spitting. That's Mr. Apnea's favorite thing. Yeah, just no videos of Mr. Apnea sleeping for some reason.

I don't know what that's about. When I heard the name Mr. Apnea sleeping for some reason. I don't know what that's about. When I heard the name Mr. Apnea, my brain went crazy. I lost my mind. I know. Thinking about Mr. Apnea. I'm going to be up all night thinking about Mr. Apnea. Yeah, you'll fall asleep,

but then you'll keep waking up thinking about it. Well, you'll fall asleep, but then you'll keep waking up thinking about it. I just couldn't. It's just so late to hear about Mr. Apnea. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.