The F Plus - 335: Planet Horny

Episode Date: September 18, 2020

The redditors over at r/NSFWworldbuilding are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny. This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses; please listen.

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Kumquats up I created a world where every man can shoot lightning from their penises And every woman can shoot fire from their vaginas And Lemon How do I make interspecies sex appeal plausible? I mean it needs to happen but like you gotta like it I don't know have you considered not

I have to how do I do it I have to do it it just needs to happen with my own bare hands I can shed all the bad shit Fuck, move a dripper Suck it all, my shit Kick you in the pussy Never tell my motherfucker

Suck my fucking dick Hey, F-Plus. Hello. Hey, do you all revel in the mystery of the world around us like right now yeah yeah are you overwhelmed by the magnitude and beauty of the world around us uh as long as uh as long as kumquat tells me to be okay all right all right you know that's something that i've personally been struggling with uh just sort of like you know appreciating appreciating the world and that's because this world is boring but i've found a better world and that better

world uh is located at reddit uh specifically reddit.com slash r slash NSFW world building. Oh, good. Yeah. So, yeah. It's a subreddit. Among subreddits, I wouldn't say it's the most popular.

Let me just go ahead and say that I'm 18 so I can view this community. It's got 3.8 thousand members, so not too bad. But it says not safe for world building, not safe for world building. This community is intended to be an alternative to our slash world building that is more welcoming of NSFW content and world. So this is, you know, creative people, creative fiction, creative writing. And they're just sort of describing their worlds is this is this good for like any type of sexy world like if I'm if I have like a sexy horny video game

or just like a sexy horny pathfinder game with my friends you know I sure hope so I guess we'll have to check the creative commons on each of these worlds to know whether or not we can build our own intellectual property. But I'm just going to tell you about my first world that I have here. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I think you're going to be interested. My name is Ertank. Ertank.

Ertank. Are you okay, Levin? I'm fine. I'm fine. Air-townk. Air-twonk. Air-twonk. Are you okay, Lemon? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm going to tell you about my mouth headphones. So I had this idea. I've had ideas for some settings in my NSFW world that involved headphones, listening in on other people having sex, getting commands to do pervy stuff in public, hypnosis, making yourself seem oblivious to your surroundings in order to tempt pervs to feel you up, to name a few.

But I thought electric devices didn't really fit in my fantasy setting. But now I had an idea how to make them fit in. Instead of two electric speakers, the headphones have two biological speakers i.e. mouse with soft full lips and long tongues and all that why two do you still do you still like press them against your ears yeah yeah yeah absolutely yeah they're always licking the inside of your ears isn't that great no it's great it's so sexy incoming transmission i also like that the whole thing it's like actually having technology in my world that

would be too outlandish what i want to do is like have people to put two cronenberg horrors on the tides of their heads because that would be more realistic you know we don't want to break immersion here so these mouths are magically linked to the mouth of whomever you are listening to imagine listening to two people having passionate sex in the next room you could link the mouths of your headphone to their mouths and you're right in the middle of the action. You can hear... So wait, they're having sex with each other, but they're like listening to you listen to them?

They're just like broadcasting to you. They're just like live streaming to you. It's like tongue twitch. Thank you for the bits. You can hear every word and every moan as if it was whispered directly into your ears. Your ears and cheeks get tickled by their hot breath. And when they make out, this is the best part here.

When they make out, your ears get prone by their tongues. You like it so much. How do your headphones feel right now in your head, Boots? I don't like this lemon. When they suck on something, your ears get sucked too.

But they don't notice anything strange. When it isn't linked to anybody, their mouths would just absentmindedly kiss, suck suck and lick and occasionally even softly moan and giggle that's their idle state what what is what are they are they sent you no they're just stimming yeah at all times it's just like a existential nightmare of these living headphones? These headphones.

These headphones. This is the only world that they know is sucking and kissing and licking. Even when no human is connected to them, that is all they can do because that is the only world that they have ever known since birth. I can't wait for this movie. The bow or bow, I don't know, that connects the speakers is hollow with a fleshy tunnel

running underneath connecting the orifices. What? You like that part too? You like that part? Great. Excellent. If you have long,

pointy, elvish ears, then you would get sucked right into that tunnel. About the look of the headphones. I thought either have them look like a pair of connected horns, sort of like drinking horns, or seashells. Yoho. The latter would fit my world's overall style, since its fauna already consists of

mollusks. There's already some association of the old saying that you can hear the ocean by holding a seashell to your ear. If you can hear the ocean, why not hear other things as well with the right spells? The lips would protrude out and look like those ring

shaped ear kushkins you find on the speakers of larger headphones. I'm done. I've just came cushions, cush cushions. Project Moon Province says I'd like this, but in handheld form,

like using a sponge. Like using a sponge. It's like using a sponge. Yeah. Toast, your name is Red Castle Siblings and this post that you made here is tagged Not Safe for Life. Yes. I am Red Castle Siblings. here is is tagged not safe for life yes i am red castle siblings but title of my post is

man becoming a part of the woman after sex uh so an angler fish please listen okay okay i have an idea of an alien species where the woman is ten times as big as the male. Okay, so exactly like an anglerfish. Yeah. Got it. Please listen. Okay, sorry. I'm so sorry.

They usually spend years as romantic partners. Evaluating is they want to be stuck till death with each other's. Hey, Toast, you know what that's like? What? It's kind of like an igloo fish. Please listen. Okay. A virgin woman has one hole on her belly that

if a man were to put his parts inside he will become stuck for life. Only his chest and up will remain over her skin. He'll get what he needs from her, but the men will often want to eat and breathe for themselves. Sure, they can want a lot of things, I suppose. Yeah, yeah. Stimulating the skin around the male will trigger an orgasm for the female. Not like an anglerfish.

The female orgasm Please listen. The female orgasm still mulates the male and will last till the male has reached his. When she gets pregnant, a new canal will develop from her uterus to

between the man's legs for her skin. If they are having a girl, the man's legs will unfortunately be brutally broken. That's unfortunate. The male will secrete milk from nipples on his shoulders. Is this becoming a new thing?

I don't believe you just heard what I said. The male will secrete milk from nipples on his shoulders. Will The male will secrete milk from nipples on his shoulders. Well, will the male be surprised when that happens? Aren't you glad you listened? What the fuck? Now would be a good time to talk about the new art section on the website.

Oh, no. If you have not been recently, thefpl.us forward slash fan art, you're going to see a page, and you should contribute to it. Yeah, I mean, I hadn't thought about my costume for the next F Plus Live, but now I have. Oh, it's a partner costume. That's fun.

After five years with a male inside, the woman will develop a new hole for an additional male. Although possible, most women will not do this. You said that they had... They will, but they mostly won't. Okay, you said that they only had one hole, but that's fine. When a man becomes part of a woman, he'll lose his legal rights and is seen as a body part if if the woman

that's the end of that sentence this to the point where she can tattoo or have surgery on him against his will unfortunately the man only needs his brain spinal cord and blood to each above her skin to survive most women leave their partners intact, but sadly some don't. Some places are trying to make laws against extreme surgery on males against their consent. Is a lawyer involved in any of this?

I retain none of that. What the hell was that? Hey Lemon, can you read the comment from Pat Powers 1995? Yeah, you bet, man. You bet. Pat Powers. Absolutely. There's an animal species? There's an animal species?

Hey, just let me take you over. Just let me take you over here. Okay. I'll let you in on something. There's an animal species that actually does this. The anglerfish please listen i'm sorry i said it on instinct i'm sorry um uh yeah you have a response to that you have a response to that oh I know and I took inspiration from that but the whole man destroying

everything is gone they are sentient and humanoid it could be used for horror it could be yeah come quest up you have a prompt for us right oh oh yes my name is Epithemethius, in which some guy crowdsources some concept work.

What? I can't imagine. No. This happens? No. Okay. Our NSFW world building. Brainstorm time!

If this ain't the right sort of place for this, I apologize in advance, and you can feel free to delete this, but I've got a setting with snake girls!

You know, Lamia, Naga, whichever. For societal reasons, chastity belts exist for them. And therein lies the problem. No legs, just tail.

Oh, God. Okay, so you're into Naga, but you want chastity belts, and that doesn't make sense. And that's a problem. Your bow is fighting with itself. I need crowdsourced donor help. Okay. I'm Reddit. Thank you.

Yeah, you are. I'm woven detergent, much the same as a human chastity belt assuming your snake girls have hips right right hips imagine hips on a snake are you doing it are you doing it are you there you're basically there right yeah hips on a snake yeah i feel like those hips are lying to me yeah no my snake hips never lie. Danzig, Danzig. Assuming your snake girls have hips and reproduce via cloaca located somewhere in their vicinity. Somewhere in their vicinity. Like downstairs.

You'd want to go with a tight-fitting metallic skirt that's fixed by pinching above the hips. You know, hips that snakes have. and below where the tail narrows enough. As an alternative, a scaled mailed shirt with a strong chain cinch at its base that could be tight and locked could work too. Like a onesie. Sure. Oh,

sorry. My name's a, a ironwood sort of a stupid idea, but what about a design that has two straps attached to the part that covers their lady parts from the front? The straps make an X shape as they would wrap around the snake girl. I hope I made that clear enough.

Hi, I'm the knower of things apparently. It doesn't necessarily have to be belt. Assuming its function is to limit sexual interaction rather than preserve normal virginity. Not sure if snakes even have hymens? Thanks for putting that thought in my head. I also not sure and you know what i think i may die never learning what about it never learn oh and we're just going to another thing i love i'd love to put in my head what about a cloacal plug

i think i saw them open for guar just ignore the other purpose for that hole well for a while but eventually you're going to have to stop ignoring that then it's a cloacal bullet and then he and then this weaponized and then this uh this poster goes into detail about the construction shape and purposes of the said plug yeah yeah yeah oh good way I think we're a pair of anguish pair of anguish yeah

it'll look like a pair of anguish apparently yeah exactly anyway you get your own there Boots yeah my name's Selena the Cape and I posted my superhero world is a bit unconventional. Oh, fine!

Do tell. Sorry for any formatting issues. I am on mobile and I'm sleep deprived. I decided to make a superhero universe with a heavy emphasis on sex and BDSM. Congratulations on being first to that idea.

Yeah. I've been a part of the community for a few years, and I have an unhealthy obsession with superheroes. Why not combine the two? You've been a part of which community? The superhero community? Maybe the NSFW world-building community? Okay. Ah.

Powers usually have sexual undertones or mechanics behind them a good example would be superhuman strength determined by how aroused the user is okay okay i like that i like that like horny hulk yeah don't make me horny you wouldn't like me when I'm horny. Due to the sexual nature of powers, many try to conceal certain aspects of them. A prominent hero wouldn't want people to know that his strength only works when he's aroused. This has caused a major rift between powered people. People that can hide the sexual side of their powers are often treated much better than the ones that can't or refuse to conceal it.

The governments of the world each have their own way of handling powered people. Countries that are more sexually liberal often have more traditional superheroes okay yep that makes sense yep countries that lean the other way either have heroes that are a bit low key i'm uh i'm imagining right now the like uh you know some sort of you know the manhattan's on fire or whatever and the flash, needs to get over there, so he locks himself in the bathroom and starts jerking off. Yeah, this is an arms race, but all of those arms are making a jerk-off motion.

Spider-Man, can you save me? Yeah, just take your socks off. countries sorry uh they often work behind the scenes to fight crime instead of fighting in public then there are places that have zero tolerance policy for powered people oh yeah all right i have nothing else to say about that no it's very hot though that's all i have at the moment any input or suggestions would be appreciated my name's gail tada interesting and unique seeing as women are multi-orgasmic does that give them an inherent advantage compared to men in the arousal example a man would lose all of his strength of the climax and need to recharge while a woman could turn herself on again more immediate it would

depend on the power if someone had the power to induce orgasms through touch it could actually be a huge disadvantage oh shit so like rogue he touches Wolverine and she just jizzes his pants

she's called Come Rogue. Well, all right, darling. This was one for you, Kumquatsoff. Oh. You got a world in your head. Yes. Oh, boy. Mm-hmm. You got a world in your head Yes Oh boy Sex slave Sex pets

Tell me in lewd detail About your sexy people Owned by other people Okay Bullet one Who can become a slave or pet who can own one bullet number two how accepted is ownership by society or the law do people get judged for this are there circumstances where it's not okay to own sex slaves if it acceptable, what made it acceptable? Bullet three.

What rights do sex slaves have? Are owners not allowed to do? How is this enforced? How do slaves who've been mistreated get help? Oh, God. Number four. What rights do owners have?

Yeah! Yeah! Good point! Why won't they think of the sex slave owners every once in a while? What are sex slaves not allowed to do? Free-wheeling sex slaves! Point five. Day-to-day, what's a slave's life

like? Imagine it involves sex. How much can sex slave life differ for people? How do slaves work for, say, single people versus couples? Bullet six, how do I buy one? And nobody bothered

to respond to your post, so World in my head responded to his own post. And come close up, come cross up. Come cross up, answer me the question, how do I buy one? That you asked yourself. Well, the eligible people will

usually put themselves on the market if they have to. See, slavery is mostly practiced by races that have a psychological or physiology dependency on humans and so need a human partner. Yeah. What?

Yeah. Most races prefer to find an owner through befriending someone and then asking to be owned. But pre-slaves who haven't found an owner, by the time they're old enough, will just put themselves on the market. You know, it's like the pre-slave exams are a real gruel. Kumquat, you've been my friend for a while. Do you own me? Do you have a physiological dependency on me i guess so maybe

studying day and night for the psats uh and then uh oh there's a bunch of it but we'll just uh we'll just skip to the next one um yes so they i just want to say the the world in my head uh posted this asked a bunch of it, but we'll just skip to the next one. I just want to say that the world in my head posted this, asked a bunch of questions, and then wrote up a very lengthy response that was posted 30 minutes after the original post. Good. Wrote the response first. Finally, someone asked um uh hey uh i'm lasagne i saw the lasagne uh what sexual abilities do your creatures have what makes them different from normal humans male Male, female, furry, tentacle monster, doesn't matter.

This kind of stuff interests me quite a bit. For example, I have vampire bites that pump in an aphrodisiac and a paralysis agent. This can cause someone to be trapped as a food source or as a sex toy. Maybe both. Charming. Yeah. Yeah. Sexy food toy.

Really fun. Sexy food toy. So, John, let's see. It's conduit. Conduit. John, if you'll take the words of conduit and make sure not to bore any of us. Let's see. Oh, I'm sorry.

I was confused. Lemon, you confused me because I don't see a conduit, but I do see a con butt. Yeah. Oh, you've changed your name from conduit to con butt. Excuse me. I've always been Con-Butt. How dare you say otherwise? I'm so sorry.

You've got 47,000 karma. I will not. You're damn right. All right. The closest to a seductive race in Angelos are the Zil, a race of shadow-like people with skin dark as space and hair, gold, or silver. They have the ability to release a pink fog that causes those around them to be aroused.

Right. Though they cannot always control it. Being excited or scared is often enough to cause them to release it, and they are not immune to its own effects. Their eyes, normally white, glow pink in a state of arousal. Are you still interested?

I'm going to keep going. Their arousing pheromones is sometimes harvested and converted into a drug that can be sold in the market. During the reign of the Harunian sultans, the Zil drugs were in high demand by the Tajaran emirates.

Listen, can you just give me the fucking quest? I can be on my way. Look, I invited you to this group. The least you can do is listen to my setup. All right, fine. I'm never DMing for you guys again. Terry Goodkind, get out of here. Well, you know, we haven't dealt with any furries.

uh uh well you know we haven't done we haven't dealt with any furries uh boots if you'll take epic epic epic tayok epic tayok uh and uh good luck with that second word epic talk oh okay just zoom in the text so i can read all these study letters all right my name is epic talk the filth fee are furry feral body type the same body shape as real wolves but with human-like eyes and speech that makes it okay then. Great. Perfect. Wonderful. Wolves with extremely detailed and powerful 3D holographic lenticular chameleon-like camouflage abilities. Okay, I didn't expect that, actually. Their hairs and

scales can change their color and albedo to produce an exact image of everything behind them. With a normal camouflage setup, this only works against one backdrop but they have a trick their hairs overlap such that at one angle you see one image of the opposite world move to a new angle though and you see a new image from them

of the opposite side of that angle this basically means that the flit flit flea whatever is that spelled oh it is spelled the same as before okay the flit fee in question turns invisible but it needs them to stand still as their image can't match the background quickly enough to match their moving speed their eyes are very high resolution and they have oh i think i saw the infomercials for that late night. HDIs, you can order those? Yeah. Right, right, right. HDIs.

And they have pitch perfect image memory and very sophisticated occipital lobes. This can also be used to make just about any pattern or color or symbol on their body. So fashion wasn't really important to them. A big fetish for them is to get jiggy with them while they're close having sex with a ghost na na na na na na in addition being

quintessential ambush predators they have venomous fangs with paralytic and depressive venom that acts to severely weaken motor neuron signals as well as weaken the muscles themselves this can actually lead to a fatal coma fatal coma but drugs exist which enable them to bite someone while their organs remain functional but still leaving them paralyzed this makes for a

world of potential bdsm fun doesn't that doesn't no i don't think so i don't think so really they're over doing a lot of things wrong uh dominatrix is 100 miles per hour yep uh against a gorilla the the uh prey species i gotta say flit feet op right a little bit yeah that's what i'm gonna be paralyzing and fucking just in the corner everybody else is playing dnd you're just in the corner going like yeah yeah that's what i'm gonna be invisible wolves yeah hi hi my name is spark main cool awesome cool ghost blowjob No! Okay. Thanks, Gucci Bane. Oh, my God.

For a demonstration of what the Kumquat Zop's waveform looked like there, just look at a piece of paper. This is the nymph realms, the parasitic penis, a.k.a. the futafungi. This is part one, infection, penis growth, and others. In the introduction in the nymph realms, I mentioned that all nymphs are female in appearance, but can turn into a futanari. That's what happens when they're infected by a sexually transmitted parasitic fungus. Tanari. That's what happens when they're infected by a sexually transmitted parasitic

fungus. Today, I will write about this in greater detail, but due to this post slowly turning... practically long. Slowly, it's slowly turning and practically long. I decided to divvy it up. Okay, so

let's talk about infection. Infection can occur when the seed of a Futa fungus gets into a nymph's vagina, either by intercourse with an infected nymph or by inserting unprocessed penis shrooms. Penis shrooms. Yeah. Yeah. The process penis shrooms are fine. Yes.

Yeah. See, I'm mostly curious of what the processing of them does to them. But let's just continue with this. And hopefully we get to that. So you don't want that in the raw. of what the processing of them does to them, but let's just continue with this, and hopefully we get to that subject. You don't want that in the raw. Penis shrooms form when the ejaculate is dropped onto the ground,

and the seed tries to develop a penis without a host, the result looking similar to this. A link I'm excited to click. Oh, it's just a mushroom that kind of looks like a dick. In a later post, I will describe what happens when the seed enters the body in other ways, so, you know, lookout for that at first the fungal sperms will seep into the surrounding tissue let's move on to utters utters at the same time you left out the part of the sentence that says and befall the vulva and befall the bull uh befall the vulva is the name of my new uh soul's leg uh let's talk about udders at the same time as the parasite fuses to the clitoris the fungal

tissue inside the labia hooks into the host milk system and starts to fill with milk milk um these obscenely swollen labia dangling like a pair of heavy balls below the cock. You're correct. Of all the things you've talked about, how swollen they are is the obscene thing. That's the obscene part. It's how swollen.

They're called udders. They produce the parasite seed by secreting sperms and hormones into the milk. And the milk is used to both carry and to feed the sperms while the hormones cause them to multiply, turning it thicker and creamier. We're making yogurt? Good. Yeah, you get that lactic acid in there. Woo!

Oh, boy. Yeah, you get that lactic acid in there. Woo! Oh, boy. So, oh, I get to use the word teats. That's fun. Because of the nerve connection, touching and squeezing the udders or teats is felt by the host just as if it were a pair of normal breasts. It should go without saying, F+, that the teats, just like the penis, turn highly erogenous. In the next post, I will describe the different shapes and sizes of parasitic penises,

as well as the way the parasite uses aphrodisiac and telepathy to influence the host's behavior. My name is Skin of Child. I am the only comment response to this uh um okay thank you so much for showing up to my lecture series to my lecture series. Okay, so Kumquat, I'm just going to ask you a quick question here if that's all right with you.

So I'm visiting your world, right? I'm visiting your world and I gets really horny. Yeah. What can I do to satisfy my desires? That's all. Wait, who am I?

I don't know. Take one. I think the... I like the try no hard. Try not hard. Ha-ham! Yes, hello, my name is Try Not Hard. Yes, hello, my name is Try Not Hard.

There are zones in my world donated by visible she-ilds. I'm not sure that you answered the question there, but okay. White she-ild. Safe public zone. Blue shield. You give consent to be exposed to sexually explicit material. That is depiction of sex in any shape or from

is common in blue she-iled zones. Some of the blue zones are permanent. So this is the looking at porn section? No, it's the blue section. Okay. Indigo Sheild. You give consent to be in the presence of P-Aple having sex.

You may not approach or interact with people having sex in the Indigo Zone. Okay, okay. Just so you know, I'm imagining the layout of an FTL ship right now. Violet Sheild Zone. You give consent to be propositioned. However, you still have the right to refuse.

Be prepared to see many individuals having sex in all forms of shapes in the Violet Zone. Black Sheild Zone. You give consent and permission in the violet zone. The violet... Black shield zone. You give consent and permission to have everything and anything sexually

done to you without prior agreement or prior arrangement. Wow, really, really hope you're not colorblind in this world. This is the violet shield zone, right? Oh, no, no, it's the black shield zone. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, lesson learned.

Shame on me, right? The only way to stop people from having sex with you in the black zone is to leave the black zone. Edit. The above described... Ha, ha, ha, silly me. The above described is practiced by the peninomorphian clade only. Oh, you know, thank you. You closed so many plot holes with that, because now it makes a lot of sense. Ha ha ha, however, there are numerous clades who exist for eroticism.

Some of the erotophilic clades will accommodate anyone who so desires. Some deviant goo clades that live in the swamps of Luciana enjoy sexual relationships with nun goo clades. Simple approaching the shores of the swamps is invitation enough for the slimes to come out and attempt to have sex. Many pony clades will attempt to have sex before anything else upon meeting on individual for the first time. Pony clades. So I think at this point I think at this point we've done enough

I think at this point we've done enough NSFW. Oh sorry go ahead. Well I had a really I had a really good response to that last Oh great yeah yeah awesome yeah yeah cool. Oh, great. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Hi, my name is Deez Niaz.

Find a sock. I'd like to point out that I have one point and a bunch of other people who wrote a bunch more shit at one point. So my response is as equally important as theirs. Yeah. Yeah. Can I just tell you? Can I just tell you?

And this is just this is just sort of you know just something that we've learned over years of doing this podcast is to rely on responses to original posts and reddit being funny is a difficult barrier because responses on reddit are almost always dog shit like the one thing that red is really good at is just going fine to suck um okay uh anyway um at this point f plus i think that we've done enough uh i think we've done enough world building that uh we can now get into some actual story right so uh so this is a story with some dialogue. And I think Boots, if you'll take the female in this particular story, and then Toast, if you'll take the man. And I'm just going to walk through the narration here.

This world exists. Oh, sorry. This is Futilseke, a world where the only gender is futanari this is the pilot chapter oh no oh no this is it's it's futa isekai like an isekai like you go into a fantasy world oh cute all right i know too much about anime yeah you do this world existed in my imagination for a long time and i'm gonna write down the introduction part i might keep writing more chapters about the world building stuff but chances for that one are real 50 50 chapter zero welcome the pov character is a futanari androgynous woman that's not what that word means that's not what that word means hey

hey that giant dripping dick you have is pretty androgynous. Oh, Lord. Anyway, she's in her early 20s. She and the entire rest of her family are near completely out of touch for years after many bad things have been said from both sides. Recently unemployed. How did I get here? If I remember correctly, it was around 940 p.m. when I was walking home after being fired from yet another job. Going the usual way to my empty home, I turned a corner to enter a shortcut in the alley, and I saw a very bright light, almost as bright as the sun. Curiosity got the better of me, and I investigated the light.

I went into it and felt something weird rushing over my body. From the apex of my head to the tips of my toes, some tingly sensation moved through my entire body i finally exited the alley and ended up in a village that was never there when i passed through all right let's examine the surroundings i see a woman on a bench wow this is a fucking text adventure i see a woman on a bench with a buttoned shirt immediately i walk to her and ask for her help Immediately, I walk to her and ask for her help. So you're an italics and I'm not an italics. That's how this works.

That's how you do dialogue. Oh, okay. That is how you do dialogue. That's correct. Excuse me? Yes? Sorry to interrupt what you were doing. She was reading a book. Upon further inspection, I can't read it.

You're welcome. Can you please tell me what this place is? Yes, this is the square. What square? The town square. I see. What's the name of this town? What can you tell me about the Reapers?

Metsa Hardwood. This isn't a town I know of. Even if it exists, it's nowhere near my city. I'm new here. Could you give me a tour of the place? She blushes a bit for some reason. Right now? I'm not sure we should do it out here. Why not? I'm sure people won't mind no it's just i'm not great with giving tours in public i understand i don't understand at all if someone's job is to give tours they should be prepared to do so when their crowd's present

at least i'll give her the benefit of the doubt and try to compensate. Then could you maybe take me somewhere private where you could tell me about everything? You're a rather forward person. Wait, was that sexual harassment?

Sorry, I... No, it's okay. I'll give you a tour right here, right now. Great. She pauses for a minute, then undoes the top button of her shirt. She pauses again, then undoes the second top button. Wait. Sorry if I'm being rude, but what are you doing?

Preparing to give you a tour. She takes off her shirt, revealing two orbs of fat and memory glands. Oh, it's very sexy. The two orbs fly out and then drill into my skull. You are dead. Continue.

Ah, so sexy two orbs of fat and memory glands two orbs of fat i'm like like you know what i i can add a little bit of spice to this two orbs of fat and mammary glands there we go oh so these orbs uh each ultimately focuses on one point slightly darker than the surrounding area sure whatever i can't deny the fact that i'm excited i can also see how excited she is by the bulge in her skirt. What? There's a bulge in her skirt. What is that? I point at the bulge.

Already jumping to that? In all my years in this job, I've never met anyone as bold as you. She drops her skirt to the ground. A rod of flesh and lust pops up and perks with excitement.

She has a dick! Years in this job, she said. What job? Is she a prostitute? Ma'am, I don't know what you're trying to do, but I'll have to refuse. What?

Don't what me. Stripping naked in public is not good even for a prostitute pretty good for a prostitute what dot dot dot dot dot dot dot isn't this what you wanted me to do no what do you want me to do show me around town so i can know this place oh you didn't mean anything special by that a shame really the blush begins to fade from her face as she redresses herself. She probably thought I wanted to have sex with her right out there. I hope. Not that I deny that. Her looks did brighten my day.

I feel like I'm almost forgetting something. Oh, right. You had a penis yes i'm surprised someone would be able to quit publicly show something as unusual as that what are you talking about a woman with a penis isn't normal excuse me everyone has one That goes for all humans. Not appropriate to publicly show something as unusual as that. Now that I look around a bit more, I don't see any men, only women. Some looking at the two of us with a look that screams of disappointment.

Out of those few, I notice one of them is doing something. She's sitting behind a table, what I assume is a restaurant, doing something under the table. She seems to be shaking something or stroking something. Is she masturbating? That motion can't be used on a vagina. She also has a penis? As I look around again, most of the women who look around at us have bulges in their skirts. The prostitute was right.

Everyone here is a futanari. Everyone here is like me. You finally did it. God damn you all to hell. Fucking twist. I don't know how to feel about any of that but I assume any of those feelings should not be good feelings

yeah no, just nothing but bad feelings they shouldn't be expressed in public from every angle thanks monocrata I'm gonna skip over Sobe the Robot who has a sexual fantasy that includes the male's penis is ringed with shallow scalloped ridges and ends with a rounded point. But instead.

Okay. So come close up. I know that there's a couple of things that you like. I'm aware of, you know, world building, obviously. Yeah. BDSM and ABO classification. couple things that you like uh i'm aware of uh you know world building obviously yeah uh b bdsm uh and and uh abo classification tests uh-oh will you please classify us all it's it's once again the alpha beta omega shit just falls into our laps. Yes, my name is Fox Unboxed. I

need help creating a BDSM and ABO classification test guide for an AU. I'm currently working on an original BDSM fiction set in an alternate society. Since it's original fiction, I can't post about it in our fanfiction, even though

classifications are a common trope there. Proponents of classification recommend testing for class between the ages of 18 and 21. However, that doesn't always happen because there are still people who don't know about their classifications or, worse, don't approve of them. Opponents of classification will often not allow their children to be tested, especially if the parents suspect a shameful class. Oh, God. Yeah. These are the four main dynamics of hate classifications. Dominant submissive, D-S.

Owner pet, O-W-P. Caregiver little, C-G-L, Alpha Omega, A-O. What about Alpha Pet or caregiver submissive? Can that just not happen? They're just not compatible? No. No.

You don't get even matched on plenty of fish. Coffee meets Omega. Can I just, I just, I've harping on this before, but they were like, let's come up with a name for a dating app. I know, let's call it Coffee Meets Bagel.

That's all, yeah yeah master slave m-sl dynamics that was a dynamic i didn't list in the list i just listed no no it's an extensive list yeah are considered a specific subset of d s dynamics neutrals and are a classification of people who aren't part of Ni dynamic. They're your standard vanilla people. DS dynamics are the most common, followed by OWP dynamics. CGL dynamics are more uncommon, and AO dynamics are rare. I'm on the fence about including betas or not, because my story doesn't specifically need them. During testing...

I want to read a story in the Omegaverse that's just about the neutrals. Yeah. Everyone's just a fuck monster and the four neutrals that just hang out and have a nice dinner. Yeah. During testing at a center

as the last part of the classification test, every person is giving a catalyst solution to drink that manifests any latent pet little alpha or omega traits the solution is inactive for other classes but everyone is given as part of the testing protocol is it like spice melange yeah yeah yeah yeah so it affects the houses differently yeah yeah yeah i've done some thinking and maybe the testing could be structured as a type of questionnaire. Then a multiple choice picture cards. It's really sexy.

A blood test for specific markers. And then finally, the catalyst at the end. A rather specific situation regarding a major character got me thinking about how I could blend elements from different dynamics in my universe. There can also be three joint classes within AO dynamics, but they're rare. Alpha caregiver, omega caregiver, and omega little. Yeah. For clarification, a joint classification refers to a person exhibiting simultaneous traits of being an alpha or omega and a caregiver, or an alpha, omega, and a little.

It's not a separate dynamic. Omega littles are the rarest of all the classes. Now, I don't know much about stats and probability but only out of 25 omega littles documented in the last 50 years sounds rare to me. I'm looking to modify the standard alpha and omega classifications. Are you just trying to bore your own dick into submission?

I don't necessarily want mandatory nodding. That's a sentence I said. I don't necessarily want mandatory nodding. That's a sentence I said. I don't necessarily want mandatory nodding. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. Male pregnancy or heat cycles. But I do want the more instinctive

traits. I can include or remove any elements I want in my story so what I've listed aren't hard, hard limits. Just my initial take on the idea. I i know it seems like i'm stripping away the integral elements of what defines an abo universe but however my story focuses on three major characters who are involved in cgl dynamics yeah and yeah so who also happen to be alphas or omegas so ao, AO dynamics aren't always the main feature,

even though sets of dynamics can happen simultaneously. Yeah, so there. Alphas or omegas are biologically different from other classifications and use scent pheromones to mark the territory, mates, and family. Their main scent glands are located on their necks, which is where they're bitten for claim marks. Yeah, alpha-omega pairs are triads. Yeah, one alpha with two omegas or two alphas with one omega bond No, they're bitten for claim marks. Yeah. Alpha omega pairs are triads. Yeah.

One alpha with two omegas or two alphas with one omega bond until death. Yeah. Oh, for example, a triad of the three joint classes would be abbreviated. Document is ACG, OCG, OO, or ACOCAL. That's what I call that. No, in my universe, alphas or omegas are also the most likely out of all the classes to have psychic talents. Yay! Yeah.

Oh, for those of you who enjoy reading or writing AU stories with AO classes, what distinguishing AO traits could I implement in my story? How would these traits differ when joint classes are manifested? What could a different overview— You haven't described your story at all. How can I improve it? You don't have one. No, no. What could a different overview of the classification test look like?

What symptomatic behavior could be exhibited by someone who has been untested or are manifest for too long? I'm also looking at creating a type of classification explanation guide that I can reference in writing to include the proper amount of exposition. There should be at least four source books. Because I don't think I've ever read another work that included both BDSM and ABO classifications. The idea is not original, but the way I'm writing it into my story is any ideas are welcome and i'm

happy to answer any questions about my world thanks listen man i don't think i've read and i mean i've definitely not read any omega verse that wasn't specifically for the podcast but the idea of like i don't think sadomasochism exists in this shit. It doesn't really stand up to the test. Hey, hey, hey, Lemon, or should I say Lucifer Levithan? You have something to say. Yes. Yes. This block of text feels like I've read it before somewhere else.

You have a response to that, too. Like all over the Internet forever. Yeah, you did. I posted this a few days ago, but remove it because I wanted to add some content that I felt was too long to edit. I should have just posted the long edit, but oh well. Yeah, it was well. Yes, delicious. Kudos, and kudos again. Oh, very last thing we're going to do here.

There's a bunch of... Oh, did I mention that this was a cheapskate talk? I don't think I did, and I'm sorry about that because cheapskate's given us a whole bunch of documents uh including this one uh it's great uh we were actually starting with a document that didn't work out uh we went over into this cheapskate document and uh that was that was where our comfort zone lied it was the cure for our ales it was the cure for our ales so thanks cheapskate thanks cheapskate also you could have cut down on the food and everything a little bit, but thanks, Cheapskate.

But anyway, John Sost, I'm looking to enroll in university. Do you have a university for me? Oh, well, you are in luck. I am Celtic drummer, and I am asking for help to create classes and careers for a YIF university. I am looking for help to create a curriculum of a university of the lust sciences. It's a role group on deviant art. You don't say in my world, the conflict between the anthro races took the world to the brink of his,

of this total destruction for years, the nations of Davos and Lubrov led secret and commercial wars that filled generations with hatred and violence. One afternoon, almost a hundred years ago, the world was about to be destroyed by misunderstandings among the leaders of the nations who brought the most extreme stress, see with

some longing, the near end. Extreme stress. But then, among the darkest streets and the most improper corners, a group of exceptional heroes came about. Men and women with tragic stories and full of taboos who came together to reach the leaders of the nations and teach them another more pleasant

and less violent way. The Yiffs, teachers called them. Oh, he's got the Yiffs. Furries trained in the arts of meat and the most exquisite pleasure one can feel I shall turn off the light, my lady and know before we bed

that I have been trained in the arts of meat Their actions somehow managed to save the world and because of that, the nations of the world decided to create special schools to learn that kind of arts The arts of the y decided to create special schools to learn that kind of arts. The arts of the yiff. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. It's Hogwarts, but for yiffing. This is how I have dedicated myself to creating a very specific curriculum for all who pass through this school to become the best sex workers in the world. These are the rules to create a career and assign classes. Number one, all the races are divided into four years with two semesters each year. Two, each class is divided into general sexual classes and special sex classes.

A general class, three, a general class is a class where topics are taught on how to be a better sex worker, how to please someone better, and how to make someone else want to find it irresistible. Four, a special class is a class that can only be taught from someone who studies a specific type of career and requires a lot of practice to master it can you read that sentence because like i feel like uh

you know i'm just i'm trying to understand the syllabus of your class it seems like you put a lot of work into this it seems like you put a lot of work into this and so like this special class this very special class what is it again well let me give you some examples would that help oh sure yeah i think so okay so for example for the special class a class of mind control only serves students who end up controlling many people or important people such as leaders of sex service companies or ambassadors or spies another example a class of philosophy of love. Do you have to show your ID as a spy?

Are you a spy? You have to tell me if you're a spy. Yeah, but the profile image is just the incognito icon. There's two spies. One of them wears a pointy black hat. One of them wears a pointy white hat. A class of philosophy of love only serves students who seek to be the best lovers in the world

because they're dedicated to one person for long periods of time and agree, learn to live happily with someone else. That's not prostitution as far as I understand it, but cool. A class of stimulation of points, G. Or a class of pool dance is not considered special classes because all the races can make use of this knowledge to be better sex workers. Wow. That was not confusing at all.

Points, G. Okay. Class of pool dance. Points, G's bloodstains. And five. There was nothing we could do. Five. The specialties are careers that do have common trunks for the use of the carnal arts.

How and with the use of the arts. They are very different from one another. What ho fellow. What ho fellow. I have been trained in the carnal arts i'd like to uh i'd like to tag in and take take the examples for the specialities oh i feel like there's there's some some translation stuff happening with this because there's a lot of weird words happening agreed which could be translation or it could be i I mean... Yeah, it could just be part of the world building, I suppose.

Oh, yeah. The career of lovers specializes a lot in philosophy, nursing, and gastronomy, as lovers seek to be the center of all the love of a single person in the world and do not look for ways to pass over the enalo of others. The career of courthouse institute slash lord of the brothel Oh man, I remember when those videos were all over. Focuses a lot on mental and psychological control of people in trade and administration of companies

and resources as these students will be responsible for many people to satisfy their sexual needs so admin admin cpas but horny um here's the point where we change from hyphens to bullet points yeah i don't know why that normal section a of stripper. It would not be a good career because once mastered the art of dance and knowing how to conquer with looks and movements, there is no space for someone to continue studying the race. A stripper does not run a brothel. A governess, if she can. I don't think this is ESL. I think this is just dumb.

Yeah, no, it's just dumb. Just a dumb person. this is esl i think this is just dumb yeah no it's just dumb just a dumb person it's just yeah the word race i believe applies to like a four-year program so that's very strange there is no space for someone to continue studying the race a stripper does not run a brussel a governess if she can yeah yeah this was okay i'll break the magic here. This was run through Google Translate. Okay. Does it say it at the bottom? It says it at the top. I skipped over it because it amused me.

All right. All right. That's cool. That's cool. A career of sexual nurse would not be a good race because the school is a school for sex workers, not health workers. sex workers, not health workers. We do not give medical degrees, and our medical education should be limited to improve sexual performance, prevent and heal the risks involved in leading a life like this,

and know how to deal with the medical treatments that our employers may require. A sexual nurse does not seek to lead the lives of others with much pleasure. A lover, yes. A lover, yes. A lover, yes. And then those are the lives of others with much pleasure a lover yes a lover yes a lover um and then those are the examples of number five number six finally all the previous rules can be ignored to a certain degree if good arguments are given to create the race in the class based on logical arguments and that are according to the reason of being an institution of sexual education like the one I intend to create.

As a finally taught, I have to show you the general ideas I have for careers. Cool. So lovers, they want to be in the center of all the love of a person. They are experts in philosophy, nursing, and gastronomy. Ooh. There's a hint to our original language.

Institutris slash Lord of the Brothel. Masters of mind control and domination. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. They want to satisfy as many people as they can, but they do not know how to deal with the challenges of a single person. And then Geisha slash teko teko mochi which i believe is delicious right street delicious maybe from distant lands this discipline seeks to create the most talented and disciplined students from the flesh of the world their fetish techniques are unparalleled and they're for unforgettable nights,

but their high maintenance and creation costs leave them with little... Yeah, you have to tap two mana every time you use them. Thanks for your opinions, and I hope I can answer all who have doubts about this. And nobody has anything helpful to say. Aww.

This would be a really interesting prano in my universer. Thanks. Thanks. So what did we learn from r slash NSFW world building F plus?

I learned that the Comqua likes to enumerate bullet points that are not enumerated well somebody ordered them no it was specifically an unordered list it's a UL but it's not unordered it's top to bottom

that's an order somebody chose to order those bullet points that way I was assisting the listener Somebody chose to order those bullet points that way. I was assisting the listener with the visual to audio medium translation. I feel like you're a big misleading. Yeah. So extra service, extra value.

He's providing extra value for you. You can go ahead and file a bug with my html ul versus ol translation layer oh god you guys are being nerds of a different type than i am so i can judge you feels pretty good doesn't it yeah no no you're right i see what i see what you get out of it. I like it. Yeah, it's good. Well, what I learned is that an internet hobby that I have known about ever since I started looking at weird internet stuff is still alive and well, and that is sublimating sexual things

into other nerdy hobbies and passions to the point where anything sexual erotic is wrung out of it completely. Yeah. They're just in just in just in 19 round wrestling matches with their own dick and they're losing every fight i mean it's just like and like all the comments are just like asking about like well what are what are these like rules cases for this kind of thing and that it's just like it was supposed to turn anyone on i mean i from the

title that you'd think it would but at this point you're debating like the numbers of the yeah yeah i think i think like what i was sort of surprised that uh the guy that uh had the world building of a yiff university was like the best person uh like as just a human because he was like well what if prostitution but like everyone just like as just a human because he was like well what if prostitution but like everyone just like liked it a lot and just people like each other it's like we're just like having fulfilling relationships and it was good

looking out for each other what if you solved what if you solved worry with furries fucking like I don't know like all right I mean I can have it that's what it takes sure yeah yeah yeah you know I'm not really a fan of furries fucking in general but like I don't like

war even more so yeah sure like load up a furry com and drop them off into Yemen I guess like here we go you guys got uh where's the where's the bowling alley where's your what's the bowling alley only because like there was like a fur con like got canceled once and then there was just a bunch of photos of like the furries because they can't because the conference the con itself got canceled

and so the furries had nothing to do and so they all just went over to a bowling alley and there's just a bunch of photos of them just like depressingly bowling while a bunch of people look unhorrified. It's a memory that looms large. And if you want to see picture references of things that happened on the internet years ago that everybody forgot, you can go to Balls.

That's B-A-L-L-P dot I-T. As mentioned before, T-H-E-F-B-P dot I-T as mentioned before T-H-E-F-P-L dot U-S I've been doing some work to it for reasons that I can go into but there's a whole bunch of fan art that people have done and I was trying to do that service

I wrote a blog article and I kind of like did some a lot of rework to the way that fan art works on the F+, because I really like watching the drawings. I really, really, really like looking at the drawings a lot, and I just wanted to make sure that those could live as prevalently as possible. You know, and I don't know.

Maybe merch. Maybe not. I don't know. Listen to another one. It's fine. We like you. Probably. Probably. Probably. There's one of you we don't like. There's one of We like you. Probably. Probably.

Probably. There's one of you we don't like. There's one of you we don't like. Yeah. But chances are we like you.

Chances are. Yeah, probably do. Okay, bye-bye. That's a real good... I wouldn't do it without you, babe. I wouldn't do it without you, babe.

And as I go my way alone I find it hard for me to carry on I need your strength, I need your tender touch I need the love, my dear dear I miss so much My world is empty without you babe My world is empty without you babe From this whole world I try to hide my face But from this loneliness

There's no hiding place