The F Plus - 340: Everyone Here Is On Ayahuasca

Episode Date: December 31, 2020

The website ayahuasca.com has a forum, and its 21,000 members are (as you might guess) fans of the psychoactive drug ayahuasca. Their conversations are quite profound as they understand both gravity and Antarctica. This week, The F Plus gets namasty.

Ladies and gentlemen, a quick note before we move on to another fine episode of The F+. This episode was originally recorded back in early September, making it about a quarter of a year late. This is important to remember for two reasons. One, the merchandise being plugged is unfortunately no longer available, having long been sold out. Two, Buddy Bread really, really sucks at editing. Now, on with the show. So I'm going to start off with an introduction to Ayahuasca. But that's not where the fun is.

It's a decent lead-in, and it's necessary. Yeah, we need to explain. But it's not super fun. So I'm going to give it to you. Go ahead and skip judiciously, okay? Great. I am the one that brings the not fun to the podcast. Gotcha.

I thought I did that. That's you. God damn it. Try psychoactive drugs. Try psychoactive drugs. Try psychoactive drugs. Try psychoactive drugs. Try psychoactive drugs. Psychoactive drugs. Psychoactive drugs.

Psychoactive drugs. Psychoactive drugs. Hello, traveler, and welcome. Have some tea, and then puke for four hours. This is the F+, a mind-expanding place to hear terrible things read with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight, we have BootsRainGear. After another approximately two hours, I had a bit of projectile vomit and diarrhea. Then about every 20 to 30 minutes for the next 5 to 6

hours, I had dry heaves. The good part was that I had a faint but clear vision of a crowd of little elves. Bunny bread! Hello, my name is the Ancient One, and I'd like to tell you about the super zany, infinite, spiraling, zany, alien, rainbow, spectral insanity, zany, also zany, zany, zany, good night.

He's the one we call Jack Chick. It was the night before Christmas. Explicitly, I had a very active day. I got some nice cleaning done around the abode, and then I spent a good five hours surfing in the warm... Victor Laszlo! You stepped on him there. Yeah, I did.

Yeah, he did. I sure did. The clock struck midnight, and I did about an hour's swim. Yeah, I did. Yeah, you did. I sure did. The clock struck midnight and I did about an hour. No. Victor Laszlo. That was the pre-planned joke. Oh, sorry. Just leave all this in.

Yeah, let's do that. I have started to snap back and become comfy in my own skin again. And lemon. So I thought I'd tell you why I quit ayahuasca shamanism after 11 years and 1,000 ceremonies. That's a lot of ceremonies. Yeah, it is.

You know, but that's enough. That 11,000's enough for me. How dare you. Jesus. Get your shamanic headgear from goddamn Potter and Porn. Psychoactive drugs. Psychoactive drugs. Psychoactive drugs. Mood-altering drugs like alcohol, pot, pills, and others.

Like marijuana. Like LSD. Hey, F+. Hey, everyone. Buenos noches. Wow. Okay. A multilingual, multicultural language butchering podcast we are.

How is everyone tonight? C'est bon. Yay. I'm good, mate. How are you? Oh, dear. Boy, creaky. Okay, stop, stop.

It's one of them Texan Australians out here again. Crikey. Hey, SLS, are you all interested in expanding your mind? Nope. Yes. Yes, yes. Wow, well, that peer pressure was really easy, Victor. I'm mostly interested in expanding Victor's mind.

And how would you recommend expanding Victor's mind? Just like vice. Like making him read a magazine? What? Just making him watch a bunch of irritating documentary shorts? Yep. That's what I meant.

Here, here. Expand your mind with 20 minutes of how McDonald's employees don't make a living wage. Well, hey. Well, hey, Victor, I feel like you're closed mind. Watch this guy who's only ever eaten macaroni and cheese for the last 20 years. Way ahead of you, asshole. I've met that man because he is me. Well, I

have yet another document here given to us by SecretGageIn69. And, hey, here is a URL that I didn't know existed until very recently. Ayahuasca.com. Hey. Ayahuasca.com is a site with very, very colorful pictures. I'm sure that'll surprise you. As well as photos of sort of like burned out college professors.

So surprises all the way down. But here's the thing. Ayahuasca.com has a forum. That's probably a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this document is called Everyone in This Forum is Taking Ayahuasca. And I'm assuming a number of us are familiar. But Boots, would you introduce us to Ayahuasca, please?

Sure. This is a post titled An Introduction to Ayahuasca by Ed Min. Thanks, Ed Min. Yeah. Ayahuasca.com is a library community collectively researching the botany, ethnography mythology, arts music, therapeutic mechanisms

and phenomenology of the Amazonian spirit vine ayahuasca pronounced ayahuasca pick it up, pick it up, pick it up or yahay pronounced our native Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. Oh, okay. Or Yahé, pronounced Yahé,

are native Amazonian names for the jungle vine Banisteriopsis capi and the medicinal tea prepared from it and other plants. Ayahuasca derives from the Quechua Ayia spirit dead Huasca vine rope. The effects The ayahuasca potion is a multi-leveled medicine That works on both the soma And the psyche

I can multi-level with this potion? Yeah Like if you give the potion to your friends I'll take some of the returns on that God damn it friends I'll take some of the returns on that but if you can get your friends anyway yeah it is very difficult to try and say exactly what ayahuasca does or how because it presents a profound mystery to the human psyche makes you fucking trip I don't... Yeah. Since it is

for no one person to say what ayahuasca is and what it does... What is ayahuasca? It is literally impossible to say. What are birds? This form exists as a means for explorers to exchange information and insight into this

profound medicine. Another syncretic movement is between ayahuasca shamanism and western psychotherapy. The most famous center for this is Takiwasi, a treatment center for drug addiction in Tarapoto, Peru, in which ayahuasca shamans and western psychotherapists work together using ayahuasca to treat addicts of cocaine and other drugs. I mean, I've definitely heard about that. It's an interesting strategy. Like drugs, do you? You're going to go into the rainforest and do the most drugs.

Maybe they're just trying to help them with better drugs. It's not like, yeah. What the hell are you doing having that spray cheese, man? Let's get to some medicinal science here. Okay, great. Modern use. Modern use. Yet another ayahuasca tradition, which began in the 1980s

but became stronger in the late 1990s, is that of the western psychedelics tradition with this tradition a custom started using the word ayahuasca to mean any combination of maoi and dmt because the chemical action on the brain was what mattered their perspective was that ayahuasca was simply an orally active form of dmt so that's fun. Cool. Yeah. Skip down to the purge. All right. I always do.

Yeah. So the purge just begins with a quote that's not attributed to anything. So that's fun. Yeah. When it came, it was earth-shaking. All the filth, negativity, malice, ill-will, and unforgiveness of myself was loosed from me. Image after image of all life's unpleasantries. Ill-will, the dual part of my nature. The evil that is seamlessly woven into the very fabric of much of this world.

And pollutes and deviates us from our true soul slash self. It was all gloriously expelled over the course of 30, 20 to 30 long glorious vomit saturated minutes. His holiness the Dalai Lama. Even the time was saturated.

Boots, what sort of fucking dungeon crawler game do you have us playing here? It's a puke light. Welcome to Dungeon Vomit. I'll be your VM. It's a wretch like. That's better. Oh, very good.

The purge may be strong or mild, may happen several times in one session, or may not happen at all, but it is a central part of the ayahuasca there. There's no period. There are ways to reduce the purge, but if you can learn to accept it and flow with it, it can actually be very enjoyable. Whee! I'm puking a lot! I did that. enjoyable. Wee! I'm puking a lot! Look at all that puke.

I did that. I've lost all sense of reality and green vomit is coming out of my mouth uncontrollably. But I'm going to fit into that bikini, goddammit. I just love plur. Give into it and just go with it. Imagine all the distractions,

discomfort, and pain you have within you being released with each purge let it flow as it is supposed to accept it as part of the experience you know what i've found is that uh uh every time i puke i hurt less like the more i'm just sort of like dry heaving into a toilet the better i'm just yeah yeah absolutely that do you feel yeah well like like especially if it's happening over a half hour and just like anything into a toilet, the better I'm just feeling. Yeah, absolutely. That's how you feel. Yeah, well, like, especially if it's happening over a half hour, anything that's coming out is nothing but bile. Right, yeah, yeah. Oh, so good, so good.

That's how you know you're getting clear, though. It's not bile, goddammit. Are we vomiting out thetans? Is that what's happening? Yeah, you don't? Man, that's how I get rid of them. I just love purging toxins. Let it flow as it's supposed to. Accept it as part of the experience.

After it is all through, you will feel very good, very clean, and pure. The clearer one's system, the better one is able to receive and integrate spiritual energies, the knowledge of... That's not how sentences work. The knowledge of ayahuasca. The concept of subtle

body phlegm is an important one in amazonian shamanism uh oh vegetalistas yeah that's a good one i was looking forward to that one i like that vegetalistas say that ayahuasca is needed for cleansing and the phlegmos uh the phlegmosidates. I don't know. Let's take on the phlegmosidates. Some of them do it all. The phlegmosidates. The phlegm formations that accumulate in the intestines. The phlegmosidates?

Victor? Help? I'm going with phlegmosidates. Okay, that's the phlegmosidates. It's the Jackamosa Dadas. It's the Jack Chick flavor tonight. Yeah, from environmental toxins, certain foods, trauma, susto, soul loss, and moral transgressions, such as ill will.

Oh, no. Oh, God. The greatest of moral transgressions. Yeah, there's ill will and then, you know, the rest. When your will gets ill, you have transgressed immorally. And you should do drugs. So this will make me morally pure? Yep.

I don't know. I always prefer DJ Jazzy Jeff to ill will. Oh boy. All right. Timely. So we know something about ayahuasca. You get really fucking high, you trip out a lot, and then you puke. Yep.

So that's ayahuasca, but let's look at... Not necessarily in that order, but okay. Well, sure, sure. It's all together, and fuck it. But let's look at the forums. Jack Chick, if you'll start us off here in the uh let's see we're in board index practice dreams and vision is anyone else a wizard yeah i mean all of us fucking drunk why do you have to ask a? Strong fucking start. You ask that like every five seconds. Hi, I'm Golden Special.

Is anyone else a wizard? I had the experience through purging of light beings, initiating a ceremony, and telling me I'm a wizard, among other things. I remember reading a comment somewhere of someone else experiencing that, but cannot find it. Would love to hear from other wizards. I would also love to hear from others who have been gifted information similar to this.

Like what other titles are there? Fairies? Queens? Kings? Fairies? A title? are there fairies, queens, kings? Fairy is a title? Queen and wizard are synonyms. Maybe these are types of wizards. Like a fairy wizard, a queen wizard, a king wizard.

A white wizard. Those are Ku Klux Klan titles, actually. Specifically. Edit point. A white wizard. Those are Ku Klux Klan titles, actually, specifically. God. Edit point. I'm... Sorry, I didn't want anyone to know the Klan exists. Yeah, no, it's...

Spoiling it, Bunny Fred. It's a real nice secret club we had there once. Oh, shit. This is why I'm not invited. Okay, alright. I have a predilection. I purged most of my ego that scoff said even that

wizards exist, much less I am one, but I still get a chuckle out of it because I know it to be true more than anything before yet I am new to understanding what it means. All right, great, great. And then, Bunny Bread, you're Jixie, I believe.

Hey, Jixie, man. Hey, what's up? How's it going? All right. I think that might be pronounced yeesh. I mean, yeeshy, man. Oh, I like that. Yeah, I'm yeesy.

Okay. So, Ayahuasca once said to me, you are a brujo in a really sweet childlike voice. So I should redo that. You are a brujo in a really sweet childlike voice. There. That's a sweet childlike voice. Happy green face.

Definitely sweet childlike. Hey Happy green face. Definitely sweet childlike. Hey, happy face de verde. I guess that is another word for wizard. Cool, cool. That's what Ayahuasca said. And then you have another post right after that. God damn right. I'm yishy yishy.

This, right? Okay. I had strange occurrence. I don't often look through the Holy Bible. No, no, sir. But once when I was at my old flat. What would I do? Yeah, I always drink Dos Equis.

But once when I was at my old flat, someone had a Bible in the living room. Okay? I opened it up, and the page I opened it on had a bit highlighted with colored pen vines drawn around the quote check this out i am the true vine and my father is a gardener and shit remain in me and i will remain in you just as the branch cannot bear fruit by itself unless it remains in the vine. So neither can you unless you remain in me. See, that's Jesus,

right? Here's all up in John 15 1 and commas, 4s and quotas and shit. I think that was the quote anyways. I didn't really read it. To me, this vine was AYA! and the other vine species. Wow!

Happy D's. Buddy Bread playing the character of the guy that got kicked out of Up and Smoked for being too stoned. Or any Jim Brewer character ever. Yeah. I was feeling that about halfway through.

And then, Victor, you're Little Merlin. I am Little Merlin, man. So the question with you being a wizard is, what are you going to do with it? Yeah. After a long time with the Vine, I have learned that if you want to be wizard you need to show it every day of your life you have to find the means to become your life to look for and find magic wherever it is to act like a wizard not like a wannabe wizard with symbols representing a supposed magic but in practice nintendo films ridden of all artifice not so easy in a society that doesn't

recognize magic yeah go go rinse wind or go home however it is the challenge magic must go through so that it can be reborn in her new garments if you're a wizard you've got no time to lose smiley face emoji Merlin my name is Sprog Spasser I used to be a mystic and the gift was quite strong I glimpsed several invisible things at work

and one huge invisible principle of nature but I did not follow it up thinking there is time enough in my laziness now the gift seems to have left me, and the world seems flat. My thinking changed from contemplating the nature of reality to worry about meeting my bills.

It's like a part of me has been amputated, but painlessly, and I put on four stones and wait. I've never met or recognized my guru, but then never really committed a little late for me but good advice there little Merlin

good luck bro you go on and do drugs without me I'll just keep you too lazy to do drugs yeah I'd love to be really stoned but I can't get off the couch.

Boots of Sights, there's a new thread here, and Boots Cyrus has a question. Cyrus has a question? Okay, I got a question. My thread is titled, Vampires? In my cereal. In my vagina. Hey, all. in my vagina hey all i wanted to ask i have been having recurring thoughts of vampires all around me like it's an undercurrent theme in my life recently i am strangely attracted to them somehow

or them to me just movies always fucking vampires and my imagination keeps brining it back to me. Salty vampires. Salty vampires. They can't... It's to get exposed to the sun, they become salty. Instead of repelling the urge I curiously welcome it and it doesn't feel bad

it's like death but not really death has anyone else here had vampire thoughts recently I wonder what this means and then Jack Chick you are animus

it means there's a new Twilight movie And then Jack Chick, you are animus. It means there's a new Twilight movie in theaters. Subliminal propaganda. Oh, the pro-vampire agenda. Yeah. Big vampires getting to you. Vampires are for the late 00-ies. What karate was for the 80s and well

vampires was for the late 90s. Wink. Oh my god. Vampires get two decades. They deserve it. They're better than karate.

The country is full of vampires. The world you, Cyrus. Well, they deserve it. They're better than karate. The country is full of vampires. The world is a vampire. Alright, so let's, okay, so that was fun, just sort of like messing around a little bit. But I'm going to give you, I got a real question. I got a real question.

Victor, I have a real question I got a real question yeah okay victor i have a real question i'm gonna ask you here gazelle you want to ask me i want well and i want to i want to ask gazelle okay okay so uh so hey ayahuasca forums is the earth actually flat uh that's literally all I have. Well, Gazal has the answer for you. Done. I linked to something. From the International Space Station, perhaps? Yeah.

Yeah. It was footage of the Earth. Well, BTW, I have not the plug in to see those videos. In your face, fucker! But, with all these evidences about the fact Earth is flat and all the other NASA lies, you still believe in this space station bullshit?

You fool! You fucking fool! If you are new to this revelation, it's better to study the issue for six months because it is no easy to remove the conditioning and programming we have received then after six months you will be able to understand that earth is flat oh man you're not ready for these conspiracy theories the first reaction it's normal is to refuse completely this idea The movement and distances of sun and moon

are also different from what we was told. So we have to understand many other things. Gravity and Antarctica, for example. Okay, I can understand. You got your gravity, you got your Antarctica. This apparent brainstorming is very interesting also to develop awareness on our induced beliefs. As you have trouble to admit that Bible speaks not about God or the birth certificate is a contract of our slavery.

I'm back. Galileo Galilei is rolling in his grave. Wow. Just think Galileo. No, rolling in his grave. Wow. Just think, Galileo? No, this is... That's still Gazal. Yeah, this is Gazal, man. Oh, shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I actually logged back in seven hours later to continue that thought after the ellipsis. Damn right. And it's deserving. Come on. I suspect you were high. I had to go vomit for seven hours to clear my mind. Now that I've received nutrients harvested from the flat soil,

I have no arguments to make. Yes. Galileo Galilei is rolling in his grave. Wow. Just think. Galileo had trouble affirming the rotation of Earth around the sun, discovering the round moon's shadow over the sun, eclipsing the modern flat model

seems to explain well even that. I don't even know what I'm looking at in this weird fucking tube. There's like stuff, and it seems like a little bit bright, but also pretty far away. Oh, Galileo, you're going to figure that's one of these days. I just don't get it!

Listen. I'm gonna lie down! Oh, keep at it, Galileo, you'll get this. Listen, Flat Earth was a common knowledge also for Galileo, much that they insisted even the sun was circling our planet. Yeah, that's definitely Galileo.

Why are you guys excommunicating me? I don't understand. The space station broadcasting is only a TV show. NASA released huge amounts of fake imaginary and still do. They have built a fake reality for the whole

world. What? Do some research. Start to doubt. Think critically for three months on the material you collect. Wait, you said six months. Now I only need three? Are you negotiating down? Look, man, you just gotta

watch this YouTube video. I can tell you're super fucking advanced, man. That's called research on the internet. Just do your research. Space Station Broadcasting, which is only a TV show. Here's some YouTube. And then such a homie comes back with like, what? No, I believe these things are real because you can see it.

And they get suckered into this argument. That's fun. The F plus. Yep. It's effective. Seriously, the flat earth stuff is fucking awesome. You in? I love it.

You in, baby? You finally in, Boots? Come on. I love it. I love it. I'm on board. I invited you into the barbecue for this reason. Exactly.

All right, good. Look, if the Earth is not flat, then how do you explain linear distance, huh, Booth? Boom. Boom. Boom. That's right. Yeah.

Lines only exist on a flat Earth. Gotcha. See? Dumbass. All right. Scrolling down for a little bit here. And, Bunnybread, your name name as best as I can figure is Nayteary?

Nayteary, I believe is your name. How does one spell that? I linked it to you. It's on page 14. No, just 14. That's how you spell it. Okay. Ooh, a talk with devil. Not with the devil, with someone named devil.

Talk. A talk with the devil! someone named devil talk talk with the devil oh yeah all right what do you have to say to the devil nateri uh namaste all right you may come in you've said the secret word namaste how you doing who's the namaste-est hey Miss Jackson if you're namaste namaste would be a pretty good trap rapper

I think yeah my name's Nay Tree how you doing hey and I'm back

for one more journey okay alright effort to her 11 months of my talk with Gord you can see this topic on this forum

by the way last night I decided to go take a look in hell and see what that's about since people have been talking about it forever I guess I just caught wind of this hell thing guys yeah what's going on with that you kids doing hell in here I keep hearing about it like I got pluses and minuses all over the place here, so I just had to see for myself. What's that smell? I'm doing the research. What's that hell? Yup, yup, yup.

Yeah, teach the controversy. Okay, so I dress myself up on a long and tight dark blood red dress, cut on the front of my right leg all the way up to my hip, right? I'm certainly a fella. Yeah. Showing off my tight. Yeah, showing off your tight. Look at that tight right there.

Kiss my tight. Alright. Had my hair done with voluptuous curls and was wearing the red lipstick. Sexy. And I told whoever, take me to hell. I don't think the Rangers

gonna like this, Yogi. I told Mr. Quotation Marks, you take me right to hell i don't think the ranger's gonna like this yogi i told mr quotation marks you take me right to hell young man i really wasn't sure nowhere to damn yep i really wasn't sure that what was waiting for me but i got all dressed up anyways interesting because when i had my talk with god uh i didn't even bring my body. It was only my essence. It makes sense that Satan is shallow like that. I'm sure that he has a really good sartorial sense, but he's probably, yeah, I think really just up on the trends. But he just likes magazines.

I'm going to disagree with you there, Lemon, because Anton LaVey. You know, I'm going to disagree with you there, Lemon, because Anton LaVey. Well, that guy certainly was a good dresser. Go on. No, I just want to, look, look, look, look. Sometimes, you know, fashion is an evolving thing. It's something that moves at the speed of changes. It's something that is as the season changes. It's something that is of the moment, right?

And so, yeah, sure, you would look at a bald guy wearing cotton pajamas with devil horns and you would go, you look stupid. You're dressed up like Winnie the Pooh.

But like, it's a different time, you know? Anyway, you were saying? Yeah, yeah. Anton LaFay got me all hot and bothered. Yeah, for sure.

You and Marilyn Manson. At any point. So there I get to the most wonderful palace you can ever imagine full of gold, diamonds, and richness.

All right. So Satan, you know, opened the doors, and for my surprise, he was the most good-looking man I'd ever imagined. So it wasn't. Like Brad Pitt beauty, with a soft voice like my own, wearing black tie and holding a glass of wine. Looked a little bit like Anton LaVey when I think about it,

saying he was waiting for me. Place was unbelievable for Christ's sake. He was smart, articulated on his words and very powerful. Told me to sit by his dining table and started offering me whatever I liked the most.

Hey, what's up? Welcome to hell. Do you want some whatever? Stuff? I don't know. Do you want some whatever? Stuff? I don't know. I got things. Some Taco Bell? Yeah. I got chalupas.

Welcome to hell. It's all Taco John's down there, which is... Oh. Oh, okay. It is hell. I don't want to go anymore. Okay. That's what turned you off to hell. Yeah, that's what it took.

Food, drinks, and richness, okay? In the back of my mind, I could hear the bevoice of Aya telling me, do not fall. Do no fall into his talking. It all lies there. Don't listen. You came here to check it out, but he's going to try and get you. Don't you listen to that Satan.

He don't love you. Yeah. The drugs are trying to save you from the Satan. And then, Jack Chick, you'll be the voice of Satan, please. And Satan kept on talking, Jack. And Satan kept on talking, Jack. I am the king of the realm, and I can give you anything you want to feed your attachments or fears.

Anything. I can give you all the power, the pleasures, the luxury, the lust, the vanity. Wow, I can see so many people are attracted to Satanism. It's very alluring That's some red feet as I was checking out the palace the rooms I was very impressed and having to tell myself not fall on the illusion Because it was on the floor and I was gonna trip since I was getting really seductive by everything I was seeing Then he told me to go check his ballroom. Wink.

He said he loves... And then he told me to take a look at this dick. Dick was in quotes. He said he loves having his house full and there's always a party going on. Yeah. Too legit. So we get to tell you either the ballroom and what we see is a bunch of people

doing all types of drugs in one corner a bunch having a crazy orgy on another corner right sure you can't do both at the same time no no no no you keep it separate that's how it works come on you get hurt doing that look everybody's everybody's just running back and forth it's a it's a rotation. Snort fuck. Snort fuck. Listen, if you're coming to my lust and If you want to be my

luster, you got to get with my friends. My lust, luxury, and vanity party. You got to be doing the drugs in this corner, having the orgies in this corner. Do not let these two things cross. Yeah, come on, man. Don't cross these. Anywho.

So we got the orgies over there. We got the snorties over there. Our whole crew getting drunk and fighting with each other. And... They were filming buzz fights in another corner. It's just fucking fun.

Yeah, it's football. It's a whole lot of good shit. Yeah, it's the hockey fan corner. Hey, on the last corner. Here we go. Drum roll, please. A group of people fell in sad, crying. Dibs, dibs, dibs.

That's my corner. All right, crying because they were feeling alone and helpless. Yes, you're welcome, Lemon. Sounds good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Help yourself. I got my spot figured out. Okay, sounds good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Help yourself. I got my spot figured out. Okay, all right. And so Satan, he says, he says, he says.

He says something. He says. These people are here because they want to be here. I didn't invite them. Who can see? The door is wide open. They can come and go anytime, but they like here. And, as a good host, I feed them with whatever they want, so never, never leave. I feed their attachments and fears. Off to never, never leave.

off to never never leave and I was crazy for this guy okay he was a resisted no excuse me he was arrestable he was telling me to join him and the his queen and we could dominate all the power and pleasures of the world and I you keep telling me it was all a lie huh what the fuck so i decided to leave and told hi thanks for showing me his place but i couldn't fall into his talk yeah you know he said if i oh he said i have already been that's why i live out of shit uh he said space yeah jack i have already been. That's why I live on Earth. I said, okay, but I gotta go now. And he said, Come back anytime you want.

The doors are open. Cheers. No! Now I'm just picturing him being played by Dolly Parton. Oh, that's nice. I was picturing Ted Danson. Yeah, see, me too. I was thinking Woody. Hey, Boots. Hey, Lemon. I wish you would tell me

about your IBEs. You know those IBEs that you've been having? Yeah, I got a real bad case of IBE, right? Oh, wait, that's not what it is. You down with I having? Yeah, I've got a real bad case of IBE, right? Oh, wait, that's not one of those. You down with IBE? Yeah. IBE, can I exploit it?

I take it frame by frame. Either Allison E or All Is One. All right. And we're going to talk about IBE's in-body experience. In 1999. Boy, I'm having one of those right now. Yeah, I'm having an in-body experience. In 1999. Boy, I'm having one of those right now. Yeah, I'm having an in-body experience. It's a feeling like you're existing within your own body.

Wow. Oh, okay. That sounds terrible. Oh, my God. Okay, everyone right now, just put your hand out and move your hands, and it's like you're controlling your own hand man it's fucking weird make it stop I don't want that it is fucked up

yeah I've never done this before come on man no if you want to experience it for yourself at home just close your eyes and feel all the pain of your of your slowly dying body that is breaking down around you and then wave it like you just don't care?

Okay. Put your hands in the air if you're dying tonight! Anyway. All is one. Contacts. In 1999, I was abruptly awakened by a telepathic voice in my head as i tried to discern who was contacting me i was shown via images and feelings an endless heavenly host all telepathically

connected sorry telepathically connected sharing all thoughts and feelings father i exclaimed is this what it's like on the other side? We are all connected, sharing all thoughts and feelings. You have finally met me, said the voice. If you will. That night I communicated long with God, which is every soul connected. Holy Ghost. Thanks for telling me many things. Now we know what the Holy Ghost is.

It's a train. Thanks, Catholicism. Things in the ancient texts and things that are not. This has led to some amazing experiences. Okay, great. Okay, great. Wonderful. What are they?

Instantaneous healing. It's quite an experience. Yep. Two weeks later, I accidentally jabbed a large needle deep in my left eye. Don't ask how. Really? What? Don't ask how. No, no, I have questions. You should needle deep in my left eye. Don't ask how. Really? Don't ask how. No, no, I have questions.

You should be able to type that sentence without me asking you how. In great pain, I looked in the mirror and saw that blood and eye fluid were leaking profusely. And I went, oh, again. Then my right eye watered until I was effectively blind. Then a strange calm fell on me as I knew what to do. I got on my knees and prayed. Heavenly Father, in the name of Jesus, let my eye be healed. Instantly, a warm, buzzing shiver ran over my whole body.

I got up and gazed back in the mirror. Here is what I saw. Right eye. Okay, I stabbed my left eye. My right eye, dry, no tears. See, that's the thing that he was most concerned about. He's like, I stabbed myself in the eye. It's bleeding a lot, but I'm crying like a pussy.

It's like, first, let's take a look at the right eye. Right eye seems okay. So that's actually sort of, so sometimes when people have two of something, like eyes or hands or whatever, you sometimes compare the normal. Okay. You look at the normal first

so that you can describe how the other one is abnormal. That gauge what normal looks like? Okay. Clearly Boots has never stabbed himself in the eye like a pussy. What an idiot! Go do that right now and report back to us. You fucking tool. Okay, sounds good.

Left eye, no blood, no wound, clear vision. From the center of my forehead through a thin stream of blood. Though a thin stream of blood was running down, I wiped it off and no wound.

At this point in my life, Christianity was my belief and I want you all to know that I know, understand, that all is indeed one, and all belief systems are valid. But wow, I will say that us humans have given a lot of power to the name Jesus, so why not use it? After all, if you think about it, Jesus is not a name, it's a feeling. I was Christian, I prayed to God, he magically healed my wounds and therefore i became unitarian yep yeah yeah yeah what it's just all right now i have a new heading overnight healing as you can all imagine okay i have instantaneous healing but here's the really cool part

yeah it's a really cool part too as you can all imagine i was on fire after that experience so i decided to take care of some other things as well hem hem roids and gentle the wart he just the one did you shove a knitting needle into your asshole yeah it's hemorrhoid is like a steroid that goes, attaches two pieces of fabric together. Hemorrhoid, yeah. You don't know about the roid rage. It's bad. The voice told me to take off my clothes and go pray naked in the bathroom with the light off in a position so the affected part of my body would be exposed. After feeling vibrations all over me, I was told to stop and go to bed.

The voice turned out to be my college roommate, but it still worked fuck you mom hey janice what are you doing um i'm gonna go now no let's stay and film this allison e get out of that bathroom right now sir this is an arby's Sir, this is an Arby's. Damn. When I awoke, no hemorrhoids, no genital wart. Cool shit, huh? Yeah.

Also, new heading, dematerialization. This happened just last December. The voice guided me to study the law of one. RA. Oh, is the residence assistant the one that caught you in the bathroom? No, no, it's the law of one. R.A. Like, oh, is the residence assistant the one that caught you in the bathroom? No, no, it's the law of one. The law of one slash R.A. material. No, I think that's Ra, the sun

god from Egyptian mythology. No, one Ra. He fought the Thundercats. Yeah, that would not have an uppercase A. Thank you. No, let's see. Really put the oomph into the raw part. Okay, the law of one raw material. Channeled by Carla

Rueckert. I was quite skeptical as currently I thought Christianity to be the only path. After days of patiently reading at work when I was supposed to be selling cars, I began You know, like you do. Jokes on them. I'm not making any conditions

they hired me to do a job that I didn't do sell your own cars boss I began to I began to become a flame with energy while in a subconscious focus I wrote on a plan to learn to see the great light by staring at the noon day sun until my eyes burned out to trade the site for the next

okay how'd that work out for you mr president good idea the instant i finished writing this plan a massive amount of energy hit me and nearly overwhelmed me on the showroom floor of the auto dealership i work at. Then the voice said, good, now go outside and get away from people. I immediately obeyed and went out back where we take the trade-in vehicles. As soon as

I stopped, the whole world started shimmering almost like heat emanating from a black top on a hot day except way more intense. So you stare at the sun and your vision starts shimmering, huh? Like you're on a hot day except way more intense yeah so you stare at the sun and your vision starts shimmering yeah like you're on a blacktop it must have been god like you're at the parking lot of a car dealership yeah like i'm on a blacktop yeah but i happen to be in the parking lot of a car dealership you know i took a i took a shitload of ayahuasca and then later on i had something that felt like a flashback weird right and then I took some asshole on a test drive.

He'll recover soon enough. He didn't buy the car after I puked on him for half an hour. If you buy the SL version, it can fly. Why he stayed there getting puked on for a half hour? I don't know. He was polite. Also, he was very confused why we were test driving his own car. I immediately obeyed and went out back where we take some Oh, sorry. Then I felt

that I knew what to do. I took a left step out of my chest and my body started to gently rip apart. My arms became ten feet wide each and I could see through the body to the pavement. Unfortunately, at this point, I got scared and I said slash thought, what if I can't

rematerialize? The instant I thought that, my body slammed back I got scared and I said slash thought, what if I can't rematerialize? The instant I thought that, my body slammed back into solidity and I had a heart rate of like 140 BPM, where just a second ago I had no heart rate at all. He he he. I was high as a kite for the next hour or so. And come to think of it, I am high right now. Just thinking about it. Really? Really?

I think it might be high high ayahuasca forums i must say at this point the voice has taught me to recently that in truth there is no such things as facts only feelings hell yeah hell yes hell yes to read it with you sir a fact is just the story of how you came to a feeling. It is really cool. I am being told that in the world to come and very soon we will manifest whatever we want by summoning feelings and this is a key to the higher realms.

By the way, now that I have done Aya, I can say through direct experience that DMT is the biochemical equivalent of the spiritual experiences as I felt the same high after my healings and dematerialization. One more with that sentence. Liked it a lot. Just want to hear it again, please. By the way, now that I have done Aya, I can say through direct experience that DMT is

the biochemical equivalent of spiritual experiences as I felt the same high after my healings and dematerialization. A little long for a t-shirt, but it's really good. No, it's good. It'll fit. I think we can do it. Choose the right font, anything's possible. We can do it.

Everything physical has a spiritual equivalent. Everything. Never doubt how magical physical existence is, as it is indeed spiritual. I am very grateful to be part of this forum. I view you as all brothers and sisters Hail drug addicts The more of us that come out of the box

And shamelessly share our experiences with each other The better I am so tired of this world Trying to make me feel guilty Slash ashamed Slash insane For experiencing what I have experienced I believe it is the sacred privilege

Of those of us that know that anything is possible to stay here on this planet and keep knowing that by doing so we will transform this globe and all the people on it. I leave you now with a great love, which is the love I am feeling. If you will. And that's the greatest love of all. Yeah. Wow. will. And that's the greatest love of all. Yeah.

Wow. Okay. Hey, guess what? No. It's time for poetry! No. God. Yeah!

There better motherfucking be Twas a Night Before Ayahuasca. Oh, no. No, no, no,asca no no no no all through my cerebellum I hope they have good liquor in Ecuador Jack I have no booze right now oh no

my poem is written partially in leet speak and it's trip to who knows where oh my is trip spelled with a Y yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a triptych of one poem. It's three of one poem.

This is a long fucking poem. This is a... Yeah, that's why it's a tripta. This is like an epic, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll marry an odyssey on ayahuasca. Yes. When I notice the feeling it's been present a while, I sway.

I can't help but smile. Now time is stretching as my mind expands. Helping hands transmit good vibes from belly to spine through crowd to sky. I finish my cup soon after get up, walking toward the faint white rushing river. I fold it in half over my fists as my stomach twists, releasing gushes that taste better on the way down. So it feels good. The brew pumping my gut is some kind of agony. This is somehow better than I expected.

Made beautiful as it pushes me out of me. The exit is ecstasy. I finished just after beginning to think I would not be. And then I am feeling it strong. Stars and crescent moon, ghost clothes, surroundings into view. Nature burst into song.

The river hums along with a revelation that even in... God. That even in the absence of showers and sun, you cast rainbows from your eyes. I myself am cast from rainbow light. One vibration perceived as a spectrum. I am the point of perception. Somewhere outside my body as it stumbles back

into its sheepskin mat. Great. Fantastic. A+. Keep going. Skip! The stars! The spirits of the place, racing boats that leave creation in their

wake, singing songs that are their journeys, pulling plants out of space, sailing seeds on the breeze, dancing different densities of mineral and stone, going with the flow. Eternal peeps through.

Another failed puke. A love yawn to a mother. This is my love yawn. No, no, no. It's a love yawn. It's a love yawn to mother's a love yawn to Mother. I am released back into you, myself. There is pure happiness and true thankfulness manifest on my face. A huge grin under a thin canopy of silhouette leaves, fractal branches, webs of stars.

I am, we are But also some lentils in your beard. Yeah. Life is light as love and I'm life is light as love and I am, we're prisms, not

prisons. I am, I am, and I am, we are prisms, not prisms. End of poem. That's deep, man. Did you like it? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You pretty clearly didn't finish it. Yeah, there's one last thing.

Okay, a smiley going... That's pronounced plural. I thought... I thought all the emojis were pronounced fuck. Asterisk, you fool. That's definitely not the rule. Jack Chick, this poem looks fantastic. It's called Insectoid Scum.

Alrighty. So I'm Farmer Waska. My poem is titled Insectoid Scum, Language and Aliens. Inspect the insect for they sense it. Oh, God, what? They sense it. Chief Inspector of the Blue Locusts is nicked. Sunsit. Oh, God, what? They sunsit. Chief Inspector of the Blue Locusts. He's nicked.

The police. They get everywhere. Get a buzz from the cops. Inject and infect. Infest with incest. The harmless insect. You're insect. City scapes in the circuit board.

Got a bug in your computer. Your place been bugged, bugger off Politics, poly-tics Oh my god Many blood-sucking parasites Very strong spoken word energy here The digital sawtooth wave of my fridge This is my best resort

I work at a university And there was one day I was walking through the tooth wave of my fridge. This is my best resort. I work at a university and there was one day I was walking through the student building and it was just like a poetry shout happening. Oh, I love that. In the middle there. And as I was walking through, I heard like, this poem is

called Everything My Mother Told Me That Is Wrong. Oh, fuck. I hope you stopped and listened it's a three hour long poem did you listen to it? oh boots son of a bitch man we gotta learn something you blew a fucking opportunity right there

no I didn't when are you gonna get to listen to bad poetry being read as atrocity tourism? Yeah, exactly. On a college campus, no less. Hey, Victor. Yes? You're going to be taking archetype...

Archetype... Archetype... Archetype... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, and I just have a question before you begin your poem. archetype sick archetype sick yeah yeah yeah uh hey uh and uh I just have a question before you begin your poem

uh do you think that uh uh this person has any issues no no no no no they totally are doing ayahuasca

because they are totally mentally healthy and have all their shit together yeah oh that's nice wonderful okay yeah

and they're just like a really big fan of the uh you know what? Edit point. Oh. All right. Mother lover. Ever since your visit, when you finally admitted your love and your pain, and you came and melted my soul back into my bones with your nervous

fingers. I awaken over and over again, startled by each moment's offering a silent roar, and it shivers in a quiet sob of lover surprise up through the bony throne of God. The flowers of heaven have left their thorny skin and broken shells emerging through her rough hide like rosy areoles. Real blood danger.

Pictures of secrets. I like areoles in meatballs the best. Are you serving the areoles with cream sauce or tomato sauce? Pictures of secret sex reflected in broken glass. Wires of magic instruments broken in passion song. The sting of their cat whisker tones containing blood red medicine poison. So beautiful that it is too painful to bear. So sobs pulse out of my heart in rapture pulse out of my heart.

Oh, pulse out of my heart in rapture. Worship the wet. Oh God. You're sure no issues. You're sure. Nope. Oh, God. You're sure no issues? You're sure no issues? Nope, none at all. Okay.

Nope. I'm a medical doctor, and I pronounce this person completely healthy. Cool. Nothing. No issues whatsoever. And what's your psychology training? You know, so I know that Bunny Bread has a poem that he wants to get to. But just before he gets to that, I have my hardcore song I want to share with you.

Goody, goody, goody. I was like, for some reason, another lemon seems to have distanced himself from the mic. This one's called By the Demons That Drive Us Down. Hey, it's by Bane. I'm genuinely squatting right now. We walk in the bleak shadows behind our eyes. We speak in the cold silence our minds imply. We see light in the darkness, but we are blind.

We hear the myriad noises that fall upon deaf ears. We touch the third eye spirals that extend to the sky. We are willing to ask why. Our answer is to do and not to try to die. We reach for the coils of beautiful infinity. All is not the same to me. We comprise the spirit's energy.

Fights grow long and tug at our soul strings. We walk the united path that no one knows. Our voices soar above the... Guys, guys, guys, come back. This is absolutely the breakdown where the guy is doing spoken word over it. Death clock, death clock.

Keep going, keep going, keep going. This is strong fucking material, man. Our voices soar above the land. All we ask is that you take our hand. She will help you understand. Journey with us past the veil of the senses Learn to break the rigid defenses Free yourself from the material

Mend with us within the ethereal Thanks for coming out We're playing again at the VFW tomorrow And then at a different VFW the next day And then at a different VFW the day after that I've called every VFW, next day and then a different VFW the day after that. Where's the James Hetfield? I've owned every VFW, man. I'm a doom head. Do you have any

branded shorts that I could buy? Where's the James Hetfield soundboard when we need it? It seems to be a lot of chains spilled all over this floor. I should probably pick it up. The only thing I hate more than

God is tying my New Balance shoes. Alright. Okay. So, Bunny Brad, you had one that you were excited for, right? Hey, everybody! Hey! How's it going? This is how this is going.

Very good. You know, I wasn't feeling good until now. I'm glad there's this poetry section on A Who Asked You for them. This isn't bad. Yeah, because it's the best. I love the poetry. All right, so this is going to be phallic discourse. All right?

It's refined machismo. All right, all right, hang on. I'm going gonna get down my power squat too because i'm just like the previous guy okay hang on hang on okay okay okay why my name is and i want to share with you my family discourse weapon ricky Ricky. Okay, I'm already subscribed. I'm already subscribed.

You are one of my favorite artists. Wait, there's more. I'm going to hit the bell to get notifications. Like as soon as the next band camp Friday happens, I'm buying all of your albums. Yeah, buddy. Okay, so do you. Get on the floor. Now if you want. You got it. I'm buying all of your albums. Yeah, okay Get on the floor now you

You got it Here it comes Semantic chaos fur to take out your fur Dream magic technology. I shall erase this feet. Gollywood trash. Okay. One by one.

Diana and pain. Hawk, hummingbird, snake, and cat. Oh. Shapeshift and pain. Hawk, hummingbird, snake, and cat. Shape-shifter watches visibly unseen. You'll never know what hit if you miss the beat. Somewhere in the jungle path, I'm laying at a master trance. One of these days you'll find me. Thank you. Thank you, Al.

Woo! Woo! All right. Podcast over. Thanks for coming, everyone. It's been fun. I got t-shirts to sell. Hang on. Do I get to be Entheo Endole?

Entheoindole? Yeah. Entheoindole. So, boots, boots, boots. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. What's that? This podcast that we've been doing, right? This F+.

It has been a long time. You know, it's been a long time. Not quite 11 years. And at this point, with the experience that you've had in this podcast, I expect perfection from you. God. So I am, I am much more drunk than you think. It's all been leading up to this moment.

Sure. So please read the poem entitled anarchy and then some characters. Okay. Uh, this poem is called pronounce all those characters. I will pronounce all these. Okay. And make no mistakes. Pronounce all those characters right. I will pronounce all these characters correctly. Shut up, Bunny President. No, I'm sorry. One of these characters

I don't even know what it is. I've never seen it before. That's an O, Boot. Okay. Is this the first time with him? Oh, that's what that looks like. Yeah, you've been really guessing your own name right for a long time. That's why it's called that. My mouth did that, too.

Okay. This poem's titled Anarchy. Fidonov, Nevgev, Vrfrega, 409th, Buh, Obgyogi, 95, Fwickner, 5, Oop, Oah. Very good start. Very good start. Now, if you play that backwards, backwards kids it says Satan is your friend that's just gonna be like panda emoji Japanese flag emoji

alright C O hats I see disorder among shattered shards factions of fractal bards

singing in a cacophony of dissonance. The more you divide, the more infinitesimal the infinity. Peer through the eyes of all in one to see the beauty of none. Seditionary movement. Yes! Yes! Yes! Nailed it.

Revolutionary delusion, the one for himself. The others equals to none. Frail and weak, rulers seek to control, to find power in chaos. The beauty of chaos and soosie all like the the linux distribution you got it nothing is the direct descendant of everything

nothingness the purest form of chaos i used a semicolon instead of a colon there that's how great I am neutrality it's principle it can transmutate from form from form to form move in any direction it chooses it's you me lost found

confusion abounds frozen staccato lisp lotto eye colon schizo twist lap dog lunacy profusion lewds mood shark to harmonic and

na er co e Yes. Damn. What did we learn from any of this F plus? Oh! Yes. Damn! What did we learn from any of this, F-Plus? Motherfuckers got flow.

Yeah, yeah. Serious flow. I've said this phrase many times. I've meant it many times, but I've never meant it before. I said this like I'm doing Achieving Orgasm. I said this when I'm waking up in the morning. Up with hope, down with dope. That is what I say about this episode.

Up with hope! Episodes like this is what's keeping us from having Nancy Reagan as a guest. Well, okay. Can this be seen as prude? Just this. What's the problem with that? Prove me wrong, Lemon. There's some other factors.

Nope, just this. Like what? Hey, I like blowjobs as much as the next guy. Now, here's the thing. I will agree, Nancy Reagan has never returned my calls. Just let me handle it. God damn it, Lemon. I wasn't aware that you'd gotten those digits, Lemon.

Yeah, this particular forum has been around for a long time, and it's not unpopular. 21,000 members. The newest member right now on forums.ayahuasca.com is named I am not the Christ. You're not the Christ. You're a Christ, but you know.

Not the Christ. I wonder what the average length that somebody, after they join this forum, like stays on it. Oh, you mean how long does their high last? I bet a long time. Because I've met LSD people. People that really like LSD.

And they usually burn through that pretty fast. Ayahuasca people continue to be Ayahuasca people for some time. Yeah, that's got staying power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I were a person to be getting into Ayahuasca, I feel like I'd get sick of the puking. You'd be wrong. I feel like that would eventually become a thing where it's like,

I just don't want to go through that again. Didn't you listen to the earlier things? That's part of the fun. That's the best part. That's the best part. And as a synthetic, mescaline provides ayahuasca without the puking, and so obviously that's for cowards. Listen, I've convinced myself that the

awful side effects of some drugs are are part of the fun and grown out of that shit i don't need teeth i'm gonna grind them into powder it's just i think i think one of the things that's always great about, especially like hallucinogenics, is that they're always offering the same pitch, which is like, yeah, man, fucking expand your mind. Like, you know, just see through, you know, pierce the veil of reality and really get a finer understanding. And you go like, great, man, what have you learned from all the drugs you've taken? And they're like, my shit poetry. The earth is actually flat. The conclusions never seem particularly

end of a journey. That's because you're not puking. Yeah. Okay. What things, Bunny Bread, what things do you think could be improved with puking? Oh, sex. What else, Bunny Bread, what things do you think could be improved with puking? Oh, sex. What else? No, explain how.

Shedding could be improved with puking. Elaborate. Hang on. Most things. Eating. Eating would be improved by puking. Let's see here. Smoking.

Drinking. God. Certainly, you don't have any drinking and puking. I've been living my life all wrong. Kissing. Kissing. Kissing. There we go. Yeah. Hey, man, can I bum a smoke? Blah. God. certainly you don't have any drinking and puking I've been living my life all wrong kissing? kissing? kissing! there we go hey man can I bum a smoke? anal lingus can be improved by puking

I feel like such a square right now the Salvation Army brass band bingo nights alright now I'm on board I'm with you guys now and if you're looking for a place to purge your thoughts Bingo nights. Okay. All right. Now I'm on board. I'm with you guys now. Yeah. And if you're looking for a place to purge your thoughts, you can do that on Ball Pit.

Ball Pit is a forum. I changed the logo. I might change the logo again. I might change the logo thousands of times. And at the point that you're reading this, there's several things that you could be buying from DHEFBL.us. I'm holding some stickers in my hand. They say skunk skunk spray me now. How shiny are these stickers, Lemons? Oh my god, they're fucking shiny.

They're so fucking shiny. Was this just a 90 minute commercial for stickers? Yes, that's what every episode has been. This has been a 10 year commercial for stickers, Victor. Yeah, we go through all this efforts so Lemon can sell 50 stickers. I can sell 50 stickers and keep none of the money. And then give all the money to the Southern Property Law Center.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Selling products at a loss. Hooray! We've got those. One of the other things that we have is that If you do like drugs and smoking marijuana You can get yourself an F Plus brand It's dug out I bought 40 of those

So you can have one of those That's all Bye bye Bye The trick is, you've got to realize that you're dreaming in the first place. You've got to be able to recognize it. You've got to be able to ask yourself, Hey man, is this a dream? Dream?

Hey S-Plus! What's up? Hey Evan! Buenos dias! Jack Chick, what's up with your current Latin flair that you have there? It's very good, sir. How are you? I don't know.

What? Don't talk that shit, dude. This is America, you son of a bitch. This is that nightmare where you wake up naked and you're in the wrong class. Jack, could you talk into Google Translate for us, please?

This is an introduction to Cobol, isn't it? All right. I got to start over. Sorry. I have no way of coming back from that. No, no,

that's fine. Is that because Jack said Buenos Dias instead of Buenos Tardes? I don't. That was it. It technically has been as noches. Noches is more of a goodbye, though.