The F Plus - 341: Lucid Dreaming For Horny Reasons

Episode Date: January 7, 2021

The people on r/LucidDreaming have figured two things out. 1: If they touch the top of their heads while they fall asleep they'll be able to control their own dreams. And 2: Real life sex is absolute garbage compared to dream sex. Sounds like some people with helpful advice. This week, The F Plus watches out for Wife Killer Man. He killed his wife!

🎵 And now it's the point of the evening when you're going to drift off into the F+. There's going to be terrible things here, but the things that will be read will be read with enthusiasm. And in the room we have Boots Reingear. Dread the Two Lions set me up for a one-night stand. Frank West. I asked a dream charter if he had anything philosophical to tell me,

and he told me to fuck off? Come quads up! Sadly, my virginity was lost to the fat guy in Kangaroo Jack. I was definitely not lucid. Bunny bread! Does anybody else just try to punch and fuck things? Lemon, me, lemon, lemon, and lemon. Yeah, me, lemon. You drink a drinker and you're beautiful.

You glow inside my head. You hold me hypnotized. I'm mesmerized. Your flames and flames kiss me dead. I'll toss my head. Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon. Oh, hi there.

It's Lemon. Oh, it's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been so excited. You know, we haven't been recording a whole lot lately for various reasons, but I've been really excited to get us all in the same room because I think that this would be exactly the right time for us to talk about our dreams. Wouldn't that be fun?

I thought you were going to suggest that we all just fall asleep. No, no, no. Please. I've been sleeping through these recordings for years. No, no, no. Yeah, he's been sleepwalking through this. When you say dreams, you mean like our hopes, our aspirations, that, right? No, no, no.

Because I want to talk about the, oh, shit. I think for our first ever six-hour episode, we're just going to share our dreams. Okay. That seems like a good idea. It does, yeah. I have a document that's given me fairly recently, and I am excited about the idea. So it's yet another document given to us by SecretGagant69, and it it is called, uh, do Redditors dream of erotic sheep? Um,

and I have, I have titled this document, uh, Redditors practicing lucid dreaming for horny reasons. Horny. Okay. Redditors and horny. Yeah.

Yeah. This will be a horny red. So we're just going to avoid all the scientific measures. Yeah, exactly. exactly um as a uh you're probably familiar but just in case uh the concept of lucid dreaming is where you would recognize that you are dreaming while you're dreaming and so therefore you sort of subject your own will onto your dreams uh it's something that people do sometimes pay attention to and try to do for themselves,

which is fine and maybe a good exercise, but much better if it means that you can come in your sheets. And so that's what we're going to be looking at. As you are well aware, we're going to be starting things off on Reddit.com, which immediately is giving me a warning to not go to this website.

If you come in your sheets in the middle of a forest and don't tell Reddit about it, it didn't really happen. Then what was the goddamn point? You can't get upvotes that way. He's right. You can't get upvotes that way. He's right. So, I think, Boots, if you'll start off with the user by the name of Weed Tripper. Yeah.

Weed Tripper. Lucid dreaming orgasms versus real life orgasms inspired by me having a lucid dream last night for the first time in months and immediately going for sex i always find the sensation is much better when i'm dreaming maybe it's because i'm way more relaxed because in real life i struggle struggle to get it. Sorry. I struggled to get into it and that stops me enjoying it as much. What is it in this particular case? Like what do you mean by, do you think so?

Really? Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. But I'm here. Damn it.

But I'm curious, which orgasms do you find better the one or calm uh and then here's a helpful or sex in general i guess i don't know what is that so weed tripper which organs do you find better or sex in general i guess so weed tripper has sex in real life pretty frequently, but just struggles to care or be interested in it. He's Weed Tripper, man. Find it fun or whatever. There he goes,

there goes Weed Tripper. He's a... Maybe she's a 10 here, but she's a 6 in my dreams. Oh, fair enough. Disgusting 3D. I could fuck her in real life, or I could be Wolverine. Hey, I'm a friend of the podcast Spooks.

Oh, that's a different Spooks. Are we sure? I don't know. Well, you're a sleepy Spooks. I'm sleepy Spooks. Spooks. When lucid dreaming, I really don't feel much sensation. But I think wet dreams are much better than normal orgasms.

I won't get into details and get gross, but that nut is so good that you don't mind coming in your shorts. Hey, you got gross. Oh, it just got gross. Sorry. Oh, shoot. your shorts. Hey, you got gross. Oh, it just got gross. Sorry. Oh, shoot. My name is Hexant Armana

and I got 124 points for this. There's no climax for me in dreams. This is both a good thing and a bad thing. For men, orgasms is like firing a pump-action shotgun. Right? Right? Yeah? We're guys here. We can relate, right?

I've played Counter-Strike before. And that I often pump it threateningly, but nothing happens. I do tend to call my dick the noob tube. Yeah. Feels great and is very satisfying, but after you've shot your load, you've got to take a little bit of time to reload. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a poet. We'll follow it. Yeah. In dreams, I can go forever, which is great, but eventually I want a climax, but can't. Orgasm denial is only fun when you can eventually orgasm that being said I tend to prefer dream sex simply because I can experience exotic

encounters when they are literally impossible IRL like fucking a human hey it's your boy pill poison oh hey A human. Hey, how you doing? Hey. It's your boy, Pill Poison. Oh, hey. Hey. Oh, so, uh, so, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hey, buddy. Yeah.

How are they impossible, you know? Like, you mean actually impossible? As in it goes beyond the rules of space and time? You fuck, you know, through color? Well, like, impossible scenarios, like fictional characters and freaky fetishes and the greatest taboos. Sweetest taboos. The nut out of space.

Hey, I'd just like to quickly interrupt you while you're answering this question, because I have a better answer for this question. My name's SRD420. You can fuck Elastic Girl, and she can use her powers Shit like that Okay shit like that Alright you can go back to your answer now

Alright No I'm sold now Look look because of how Our society works we're limited In what we can experience There's just things you can't do without Screwing your life over In dreams however you can do these things you can't do without screwing your life over In dreams, however, you can do these things

I don't actually have the greatest luck with lucid dreaming But if I had perfect control I'd literally want to try every possible sexual scenario Even messed up stuff that I'm not into My desire to experience everything isn't limited to sexual stuff either. That's why I love the fact that my dreams are usually so vivid and bizarre. I may be limited in what I can do in real life, but when I sleep, anything is possible. I'm Ralph Wiggum.

And then, come Quest Up, if you'll please take a VIP ten chow. Well, I haven't had a lucid dream yet. Oh, get the fuck out of here. Jesus Christ, man. Hold on, hold on. It's an update. How much you bench, bitch? The rules are posted right there.

Come on. Goodbye. As of today, he is tagged as three times lucid, many times close. as an update. The rules are posted right there. Come on. As of today, he is tagged as three times lucid, many times close. So he's improved in the months since. What's close? I sort of felt like... Turns out I was awake. Turns out I was just horny.

I gave people suggestions, but they said no. But No, it turns out I was just horny. I gave people suggestions, but they said no. Okay. But, I do occasionally have dream sex. Dream sex feels amazing. It's like a stream of constant pleasure. And as a female, I think I can speak for most other women that Okay!

Oh, wow! I didn't know you had that power. We've found the one who speaks for all. When I say that most of our arousal comes from mental stimulation to begin with, if we aren't mentally turned on,

our bodies aren't going to be either. In a... Fuck it. Yeah, okay, fine. Go ahead. In a dream, you have no distractions.

No worries. You are purely focused on the sex and whatever is on is super, whatever is going on is super hot. It often explores fantasies you can't in real life. The other night, I had a dream where

I was being semi-raped by a friend. So like a Max Overdrive rape thing? I am Stephen King. Winner takes it all. Loser gets fucked. Obviously, I wouldn't want to get truly raped but I think

uh you think oh did you just come but I think a lot of women do enjoy the thought of being forced by someone they find attractive thank you I'm reddit sure I'm glad she's speaking

for all women here. Damn right. I think this is actually a semi-truck who's lying to us. Yeah, I'm a Cummins. Good. Great joke. Great jokes.

Or, maybe that's just me. Lol. Ah. Lol. It's true. Yeah. Weirdly, this is the weird part. This is the weirdly part.

Hang on. The adverb I'm using here for this part of my thing I'm saying here, this is the weird part. Highlight and focus. Yeah. Okay. It saying here. This is the weird part. It's weirdly gruesome from the Flintstones. Wow. That's the deepest cut Flintstone reference we've ever had.

Incredibly deep cut. And we've had our share. Fair share. Weirdly I have no interest in said friend But in the dream I did Ha! Whoa, that's fucking weird

Yeah, fucked up His name is Carl and here's his Reddit profile And ladies should really look him up Because he's probably super good at sex by the way Yeah, his dick I imagine Would be huge. Really hot Carl. Baby, baby, baby, I said

I wanted to give you a really hot Carl. It's something totally different. A burning Carl. Try our new molten Carl. But I think the best part is how everything just constantly feels good. And the orgasm comes easily. I usually wake up after it and had experienced a real one.

So I feel amazing even after waking. But real-life sex for me is also quite amazing. I suppose it depends on who you have it with, lol! You sure have a lot of good reasons to laugh out loud. Or maybe it just took some experience before it got to a point that felt amazing. But I love

engaging in it with my partner. That's engaging. Yeah. Although it does take more time to build up and foreplay is usually necessary. I am Reddit.

Yeah, you are. And there are days where it's just not happening. Mental distraction or stress or what have you. When it does go well, oh, bye! What a treat!

Are you here to inform the Reddit collective what sex is like? Yeah, somebody had to. Yeah, obviously, that's ridiculous. Could you just maybe say that again? Actually, could you draw this out? I'm having difficulty imagining it. A little slower. I just need to write this down.

Oh, what a treat. It's like an otter pop. It's probably on the same level as in Dreams on the best of days and a little under on other days.

Fuck. Worse than an Otter Pop. That covers a lot of territory there. I just wanted to yiff the Otter Pop. On off days, obviously, it's worse. Okay, all right, great. So we are only one thread in to this document, and already we've realized that everyone here is sexually broken.

Great, fantastic. We could have predicted that. Well, we could have, but I didn't think it would happen with this amount of speed. I mean, we've only looked at one thread. I'm sure that some of these threads have perfectly reasonable thoughts that come to reasonable conclusions. Lemon thought that it was going to take more buildup and that foreplay would be usually necessary. You know what, Frank, though? You might be right.

Frank, you might be right. So why don't you just take whatever the next thread is? When you have sex in a lucid dream, you are basically smashing or being smashed by your own subconscious mind. So I've been thinking, is lucid dream sex just masturbation just on a fourth dimensional scale? Like 4D masturbation? What is the fourth dimension in your circumstance? Your subconscious mind is stupid. Ain't you never watched that, you know, Star Trek?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's height, depth with Star Trek pieces. Height, depth with boner. I'll just take the first response here. Also, ain't Frey no ghost. All right. This morning I became lucid. Told the DC about how we were in a dream, and when he didn't believe me,

I showed him my finger going through my hand. Then when he was convinced, we threw off our clothes and were going to go at it. But he had a micropenis. That's a DC. District of Columbia. You're Canadian. You're right. Okay.

Told a dream connection. I'm assuming it's Dreamcock. Dream counselor. The other. Dreamcock. Dreamcock. Dreamcock. We then both concentrated on making it bigger, so it grew a lot.

I'm right now imagining, you know that minigame at the end of the Simpsons arcade game? They have to blow up the balloon to rescue Maggie? Oh, it's a doctor of chiropractic. We even added a flesh clit attachment, like a rabbit vibrator. It was glorious. Best 40 Master Basin Sesh ever. Oh, wow. That does sound real good.

Oh, dear, my dear, my dear, I'm the Red Baron. I've come to, uh, bring my thoughts. And shoot at Snoopy. Yes, yes, yes. This is his German accent. Oh, okay.

All right, fine. I was trying to make it sound like a red-bearing pizza, but, you know, okay, fine. That's a reference that, okay. You guys want German or British? I don't give a shit. Come on, tell me which part of Europe I get to fuck up. We're good, we're good.

Do whatever's going to give you the best dreams tonight. Always Chicago accent. Always. Chicago deep dish accent. It is no more different to your subjective experience than normal sex would be. Which is no more different than the masturbation. Welcome to Sprockets.

In all three cases, your experiencing the brain get itself off. Hmm? No? Okay. Whether there is or isn't a real

existing girl or boy touching the supposedly real penis or vag on your supposedly real body or not

is irrelevant to the experience being had. Yes? Oh my God, I've just experienced sexual nihilism. It must be exhausting. We like to think... We believe in

your penises, Lebowski. Yes. We like to think the reality is fundamentally different, but to our subjective sense of experience, it is not different. The Buddha said all things are the substance of the dreams.

Think about the optical illusion. Okay, which is the face one with the faces? All of them! The fork where the tongue is in the middle. Oh, okay. Is it two people kissing or is it my penis? The reason it can trick you is because what you see is the the brain's rejection of what is going on not what is actually going on

did i just blow your minds i've learned that i've learned that the reddit thread ui is a schooner I've learned that the Reddit thread UI is a schooner. We're getting real close to Galean dialectics. Thank you. What even is reality, though, right? Yes, yes, yes. Jawohl.

Also, these are all aspects of the same singular unified universe, and the feeling of the separation and the individual existence is illusory. So on every level that I can think of, yeah, all sexual activity is before the masturbation. Ah, Gesundheit. Achtung, fest! My name's Humblebee's humblebee's ghost yeah yeah yeah yeah yes you are having

sex with a symbolic personification of your own mind i would beware of these situations though it's natural especially in adolescence but as long as you can be seduced by an aspect of your own unconscious mind you will not be granted access to a higher access to higher realms during lucid dream experience there are way higher pleasures to be had in the astral world than just busting a nut if sex is your main focus during lucidity, your energy is most likely getting caught up in chakra number two.

Oh, no. Chakra. Chakra. A little bit of green chakra in my life. For spiritual growth, I would advise ignoring sexual desire during dreams as well as waking life. That's your life energy. Unless you're making a baby, keep it.

Oh, my God. Having said that, if you have a powerful urge, fight it at first. But if it refuses to go away, then satisfy it. Sexual energy is a zero-cum game. Yay! Yay! Excellent. That's pretty good, baby. Over time, after

each little battle, you'll gain more and more control over your sexual energy. Edit. If you're going to downvote this, at least have the balls to engage me in a reply. Balls in Reddit, huh? What do you disagree with here? I teach advanced lucid dreaming techniques

so I'd like to know what it is about this comment that you're downvoting so I can tweak how I convey this concept to other people. Well, I mean, Plot Twist is arguing with other people on Reddit also for demasturbation? Hell yeah.

I know I cum every time. Yeah, what's up, Danny Lithium? If you're fucking yourself, then you're gay. Lucid dreaming makes you gay. Okay. Yay! Later, nerds. Damn.

You got smoked. Danny Lithium has no damn votes. Boots, I need you to just troll through Humblebees just to see what else that guy might have posted. Oh, yeah. He's probably got some other stuff about sexual essence or like fluoride. I feel like he's got opinions about fluoride. I shall go on an adventure. Anyway, so this is... Oh, wait, can I read

one other thing from Danny Lithium that's also in this thread? Yeah, yeah, yeah, please, please. I've had orgasms fucking spiders onto Tora. But that didn't make you gay? No, because it wasn't dreaming. It wasn't dude spiders. Yeah, it was chick spiders. Okay. It's chick spiders. Okay.

It's real spiders. Okay. Okay. Wow. So I'm going to be reading an OP here, but Kumquatsop, you are a bot by the name of CooldownBot. So, yes, Right? Okay So my name is Sean Nack123

And Sirius Why are girls rejecting Sex with me while lucid? What? They are or you are? Why are girls Rejecting sex with me while lucid? Yeah, you didn't determine whether you were...

Never mind. Okay. Yesterday, I was lucid. Okay. Sked four women to have sex with me all said no with a disgusted face. I really tried to believe that they would be interested, but nah. Lmao, I'm still getting curved by people who don't exist. Help me out, Reddit.

And then there were some comments, and then a bot commented in response to that. Hello, I noticed you dropped three F-bombs in this comment. noticed you dropped three F-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place. Maybe you need to blow off some steam,

in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet, and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second. I am a bot. Heart, heart, heart. September update.

Wouldn't want to say fuck on a sex forum. And then, Boots, what did fuckcooldownbot1 say? Sorry, I was busy looking at Humblebees. Fuckcooldownbot1? Sorry, I was busy looking at Humblebees. Sorry, fuck cooldown bot. So yeah, cooldown bot responded with that. And then a user by the name of fuck cooldown bot. Fuck off, cooldown bot. Do you not fucking understand that fucking world is fucking never going to fucking be perfect fucking happy place?

Seriously, some people fucking use foul language. Is that really fucking so bad? People fucking use it for emphasis or sometimes fucking to be hateful. It is never fucking going to go away, though. This is fucking just how the fucking world and the fucking internet is oh and your fucking psa don't get me fucking started don't you fucking realize that fucking people can fucking multitask

and fucking focus on multiple fucking things people don't fucking want to focus on the fucking important shit 100 percent of the fucking time sometimes it is nice you really are getting your point across fucking sit back and fucking relax try it sometimes you might fucking enjoy it i am am a bot. Where's Lee? I don't think you're a bot at all. Frank, you know something about this cooldown bot? So I've run into cooldown bot before. So cooldown bot started, like you see,

someone made a bot that would just occasionally find a post that has multiple fuck words in it and say like, hey, sound like you're mad. Why don't you walk away from the internet? Yeah, this made people so mad that they made a subreddit called r slash fuck cooldown bot where they got super,

like it was a whole community about hating cooldown bot. And so eventually, someone made fuck cooldown bot, which is a bot that would respond to cooldown bot every time it made a post with this post. But the thing is, is that cooldown bot which is a bot that would respond to cooldown bot every time it made a post with this post but the thing is is that cooldown bot would then reply to that bot

automatically so for a few days until cooldown bot uh was patched to not reply to this bot like all of the reddit front pages were just like if you went to the bottom and like expanded the negative comments it would just be pages of these two bots replying to each other. This is how Skynet started, isn't it? Yeah, that's the purest essence of Reddit right there. Eventually the cooldown bot person posted, like, hey, I guess I made you all mad. It was kind of just an experiment. I guess I can see how it was annoying, but also you all made a subreddit and sit around and talk about how much you hate a bot all day and reply to it.

It's so fucking Reddit. Somebody made a bot to try to get me to take perspective of my life. Yes. Fuck their shit. Yeah, I'm going to set that on fire. Dig deeper. Set that on fire. Dig deeper!

The primary motive of my life now is to be angry about this bot. Who's telling me not to be angry. Right. Frank West, the very next one in this thread. Your name is Creamer. Oh. Creamer with a three?

I wanted to be Spider-Man, but I ended up dreaming about Sub-Saharan Funko Pups. Oh, typical. Yeah. Aim for the stars. We know what you mean, guys. I am 15.

I don't know why that's important or what it's going to add to the story. I just wanted to state that. But last night I tried the fluid technique. Finger-induced lucid dream. What? Finger-induced? Yeah, someone look that one up for me.

Stick a finger in your butt and that helps you. Oh, I hope that's it. That's probably... I bet it's something stupid like you tap yourself on the pad and be like, I hope that's it. That's probably. I bet it's something stupid like you tap yourself on the head and be like, I'm lucid dreaming. It's actually literally that. Frank West already read the Prima Games guide to this.

Yeah, I'm on, right now I'm on lucid.fandom.com. We can still shove a finger up our butt, right? Tell us what DC stands for. Oh, yeah, yeah. You got two hands, don't you? Okay, okay. I'm just, I mean, I don't know.

I don't want to do it wrong. And mind you, this is my third day of keeping a dream journal and doing reality checks, but it didn't work out so well. I went to bed around 2.30 and set my alarm for 6.45. I've never had a lucid dream in my life. I just want to be Spider-Man!

Which one? Spider-Man! Don't start off! No, no, no, don't start that off. I'll even take the Tobey Maguire one. Wow, wow, that's so standard. God damn it! I guess this was my brain trying to troll me. Jesus.

Yeah, you're 15, all right. I guess this was my brain trying to troll me and make my life more miserable than it already is. But I woke up two minutes before the alarm, and being the dumbest that I am, I just looked out my bright window while stretching, and two minutes later my alarm went off, What did that paragraph say? What the fuck does it matter? You woke up before your alarm and that's the worst thing in the planet? No, it's because he didn't really wake up. He woke up in the dream.

And then he wasted those two minutes. Maybe that's it. I don't know. Boots, this is you, isn't it? I then quickly tried to... Are you Spider-Man? Boots, are you Spider-Man? You have to tell me if you're Spider-Man.

I've been trying so fucking hard, Bunny Bread. Okay. I mean, I've been trying to be the Incredible Hulk, so we need to hook up. Yeah, mostly I'm just a Funko Pop. I've been trying to be the Incredible Hulk so we need to hook up yeah mostly I'm just a Funko Pop I've been the Sahara I then quickly tried to lay back down and go to sleep but the inevitable had already happened

as I'm trying to go back to sleep and dream of web slinging around New York while nude okay we all been there slinging around New York while nude. Okay. We all been there. As you do. I guess you're going for one of the alternative Spider-Mans.

I just can't force myself to do it. Every time I think I'm getting close, I either get freaked out and start breathing hard and opening my eyes, or I try and focus on the blacks of my eyes and they won't stop fluttering. If anyone has any solutions to this, let me know. So I walk to my computer feeling defeated and looking for answers,

but I just couldn't subdue myself to take a loss that big to a fucking alarm clock. And I march back to bed, still feeling tired for some reason. Maybe because you have four hours of sleep. Did you goose step? And I had the weirdest dream I've had all year. It first started out with my tumbling around in bed, still was awake at this point, somewhat angry at my grandma for coming in the kitchen near my room and slamming cabinets for no apparent reason while I'm trying my

absolute best to focus. Grandma, what are you doing? Damn it, Grandma. I'm trying to be Spider-Man. God damn it. We've talked about this, Grandma. Stop coming in the kitchen. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Before 9pm is Spider-Man time. You know this.

I end up falling back asleep and and here's the entry from my dream journal. I live in this weird dystopian city in sub-Saharan Africa. The population look like frozen Funko Pops dipped in caramel. They kind of look like my Reddit banner. Oh, good, good. All right, well, glad you clarified. This weird, what I'm guessing is supposed to be an elderly woman, kills

her husband out of self-defense. I'm supposedly one of the judges who decide her fate, death or freedom. I have to go back in time, endgame style, to see what actually happened. I can... Shh. Hang on, hang on. This is gonna get real interesting.

I remember the bit in The Avengers where they went back in time to look at domestic abuse. Yeah. Weird turn. The husband somehow comes back with me to the future and starts murdering residents one by one. Okay, well, good shot there. Just like every resident of the future. Good job, Spider-Man. You fucking nailed it so far. Your enemies will define you, Spider-Man. You fucking nailed it so far. Your enemies will define you, Spider-Man.

Can you face the might of the frozen Funko Pop man, Spider-Man? Beware, I kill my wife, Spider-Man. I'm dipped in caramel. I wouldn't put it past Marvel to have a wife killer man. He's the hero, too.

He doesn't have any powers. He just kills wives. He keeps getting remarried a lot. So wait, what's the origin story of wife killer man? He doesn't like his wife. Doesn't like his wife. He gets down to the final resident, your faithful narrator. But I somehow kill him, but also kill the wife as a result.

Well, yeah, fair enough. He's got a real big spear. You may have won, Spider-Man, but you have also lost. Oh, no, the wife was underneath him. I die as well from an unknown reason, and the husband is... You know, just old age or, like, AIDS. You know, whatever. Supernova, whatever. Just go have fun with it, you know.

Caramel allergy. Yeah. And the husband is torturing the wife in the afterlife. He then get on a horse while facing me and proceeds to scream, I can lucid dream like ten times better than you. Oh, shit. Oh, damn. Oh, faced, bitch.

We got a nemesis situation. Damn. Serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, world star! Which left me confused as fuck. Wait, maybe Wife Killer Man is someone else lucid dreaming in his dream. Then I realized it was fucking Jake from

school, my bully. Which left me confused as fuck. And proceeds to spear me through the heart, jousting style, and I wake up smiling while face palming. What? Was he on a horse? Is that a standard thing for you? Like, smiling and face palming?

I guess. So you killed, wait, you killed him, which then killed his wife, which also killed you, then after all three of you were dead, he got on a horse. In the afterlife. Mocked you and then stabbed you with the spear. Yeah. This kind of hones.

This is way better than lucid dreaming, dude. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my god, keep going. Oh my god. Super upsetting. I guess I'll never get to feel my balls against the cool Manhattan wind while web-swinging and running up buildings vertically. I guess zebras are cool, but like...

Okay. Alright. Yeah. Alright, hello, Redhead. My name is Starway Thai-hi. Hey, man! Yeah. Who should I lose my dream virginity to? Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Spider-Man!

Yeah, nude Spider-Man only. That's the saddest thing I've heard so far. I'm trying to figure out who to fuck first, but I'm having trouble. I prefer anime girls, but IRL girls could work as well. Any suggestions? Could be from anything, whether

it be real life, video games, anime, etc. Side question, who do you lose your dream virginity to? I have a related question. My name is NimNom123. Well, hello and

welcome. Would an anime girl be 3D or 2D? Okay, so if I were to conjure an anime character in my lucid dream, would they be perceived as a drawn 2D character with the drawing changing with my perspective? Or would they be conjured as a real life person? I remember there being an anime character in an old dream of mine, but I don't remember how they appeared. If any of you have tried, I'd like to know.

Edit! Whoa! This is my biggest post on Reddit! 32 million upvotes. Fucking did it. You did it, bro. Come quads up, take Myra Oyster?

Myra Oyster? Myra Oyster. Hello? I'm Myra Oyster. This happened to me. It was pure hell. She was completely 2D in a 3D universe. From the moment she was created, it was a disaster. She kept causing ruptures in the space fabric as her 2D form would intersect with my lucid dreams.

3D space time. Meanwhile, they were screaming. They were in agony as I lacked the imagination to dream up working organs for her. Totally put me off my wank. I will return this dream. working organs for her. Totally put me off my wank. Oh! I will return this dream. Can I see your manager?

Hey. Hey. How you doing? Hey. What's up? Uh. My name's Asher. And I'm a trasher. Oh! Asher is trasher. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad I could come to a safe place to talk about my trasher and my asher.

I need to goddamn use some fucking lotion. All right. 2D? Huh? Huh? Fucking, I mean, I've had an LD with animated characters, and for me to move just like they do in the animes, like they move the three dimensionally, you know, and whatnot. But if they say turn it aside, they still have that black outline, you know.

So I guess, yeah. So I guess drawn changing with perspectives, and I never tried touching one much, though. When it happened, I was with, oh, Christ, I'm not going to pronounce that right. Dazaiasamu. Yep. From Bungoo. Stray dogs. Yep.

Stray dogs. Yeah. Bungies, strays, and dogs. If you watch it, huh? so we were just having a drinking in a bar right we're just uh sudsing away and talking about depressing shit and then jumped uh jumped off that building jumped off the building you see in the opening song i remember taking his hand before we jumped and although it felt like a human hand, it wasn't warm at all.

If you were trying to have the Latter Day Saints sex with an anime girl, it would probably be hard. So, LD is learning disability sex with an anime girl? No, no, lucid dreaming. Lucid dreaming sex? No, no, I want my way to work. Alright.

And then, Boots, you're also in this post. Yes, I've been deleted. Have been deleted. Oh, damn. Sorry about that. Okay. So you're not going to be able to get a solid explanation for this one because there is no way to actually fully explain what it looks like.

I have tons and tons of Dragon Ball dreams. So I can give you my best shot at an explanation. When you dream. Bootsy has Dragon Ball dreams. He screams in his sleep a lot. When you dream about anime and you're experiencing it you're experiencing it like you're in that anime in the dream then it's 3d and it's 2d no not 2.5d no it's literally both at the same time dude that's mathematical it looks exactly like real life and exactly like an anime at the same time whoa

fuck that's the best i can explain it for you but okay well you tried you'll just have to dream for yourself to figure it out what i mean and yes it's an enjoyable experience do you think i'll be able to find a picnic basket somewhere along the way? Or at least some of that sugar golden crisp. Or any other cartoon bear, really. Exactly, yeah. It is not horrific or weird looking. It's

fun. Don't worry about that part. But again, you'll just have to experience it for yourself before you understand what I'm talking about. Good luck. Just scrolling back up to the top there, as I said, I started this thing off as NimNom123,

and Frank West found my, this is my most gilded post, so I just wanted to share the post that Reddit thought was the most elucidative to the community. For the love of God, don't tell anyone on r slash anime about lucid

dreaming. I tried to preach my gospel to the weebs on how they could boink their waifus, and I lost 30 karma. Stay safe when telling people about lucid dreaming.

Oh no. And then I got real excited about all my upvotes. Did you get 1400 upvotes for that? Yeah, sure did. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Frank West, did you have a lucid dream that was... I fucked Bill Nye the science guy for science. Okay, well, that's the best reason to do it, really. Yeah. I mean, don't do it for Bill Nye himself. Like, don't do it for revenge. Yeah. I fucked Bill Nye himself. Don't do it for revenge.

I fucked Bill Nye for revenge. I just woke up from one of the single strangest dreams I've ever had. I somehow fucked Bill Nye the science guy in the bathroom of a rainforest cafe. Somehow. Somehow.

Worst part of the whole dream was that the sex was good I'm angry please help me interpret this dream before I lose my mind thank you just a quick follow up question there the ordained minister just a quick follow up if I could I'm sorry I just

I just wanted to know did Bill talk to you while in your dream I can't remember but he definitely slapped my ass I just wanted to know, did Bill talk to you while in your dream? I can't remember, but he definitely slapped my ass. Okay, thank you. No further questions. That's the same thing. Thank you. That's how I communicate as well.

Kumquatslap, did you learn anything recently? Oh, yeah. yeah, yeah. I'm doing some research. Last night, I dreamt that I figure out that Titanic sinking was an inside job for some reason.

Okay. The inside job! So Big Iceberg was... so big iceberg was icebergs can't melt still beams my best guess is it's a mix of seeing the compare of the titanic sinking

and covid and how people would react. All be it. Unrealisticly. Okay, and then Buddy Bread, HelloGoodbye40 wants to compare some notes.

Hello, I'm Goodbye40. Wow. It was Period John Jacob Astor Ben Guggenheim And Isidore Strauss

Were Against Establishing A central bank In America J.P. Morgan Therefore Sink a big ship

Yes Okay Someone's catching on But no questions Oh I see you Over the head J.P. Morgan Was for it,

thus mysteriously absent from the maiden voyage. He, and the powers higher, had the three murdered most foul. Oh!

Wow, it's dumber than I thought. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, it gets dumber. Titanic had a coal fire that burned for days before it left

Southampton. You're saying somebody lit something on fire in a steamship. Some, yes, a long time ago. This was to ensure the metal was soft enough. Though, I personally think... Yeah, yeah.

Icebergs can't melt titanium. Theanic was literally arc welded at i have just i have discovered that there was a fire burning on the titanic it was burning on the dance floor even a thousand hours of research i have determined that there was a coal fire burning on the Titanic. It's pretty suspicious they just happen to have all that coal there, frankly. Yes. And a boat. This was to ensure

the metal was soft enough. Though, I personally think they positioned an archaic, archaic German submarine around the area where it sank. Oh. Okay, just for a tableau. Right.

That's why other ships were slow. We're slow too far to respond. And the flares equipped, of course, of course, the wrong color. Of course. Oh, no. It's an emergency flare, but it's a different orange that I'm used to. Let course. Oh, no. It's an emergency flare, but it's a different orange

that I'm used to. Let's not respond, then. I'm sorry. It's the wrong hue of orange. I would have gone, but there's a submarine over there, so never mind. Yeah, it's fine.

The submarine has them. The lax law of few lifeboats combined with the convenient practice at the time of women and children first allows the officers whom were in on it to brandish pistols against men who tried to enter. Of course, yeah.

All the officers who then also died. We're going to get so rich once we fish us out of the... Oh, dear. There were two boats above the officer's quatters to ensure the inn guys were able to make it out alive. Captain Smith

couldn't live with it. Couldn't live with it. Secret escape boats. One officer shoved into torpedo tubes. That's just to be well... Stealthily left. Why else have torpedoes?

Captain Smith couldn't live with it. One officer, whom mysteriously was replaced days before the voyage, had keys to cabinet that had the binoculars. They had the one on the ship. cabinet that had the binoculars. They had the one on the ship. It was all arranged to that the lookouts couldn't properly anticipate

any bugs. There is a video on Brightside. In the Arctic? Yes. Okay. There is a video on Brightside that says of a man who heard explosions. Any skeptic easily says

that it was the boilers, but want entertain that it could have been a torpedo. Okay. Not okay. I'm trying to illustrate why it's not okay. Yes. You know, the German submarines of 1912.

It wasn't, yeah, it wasn't a very strong torpedo, which is why they had to pre-immolate the ship to prepare it. In retrospect, there were mistakes made. And also they had to put the iceberg there as well. Good point, yeah. It is provocative to hear, or not trying to arouse anyone. Well, you failed. You failed. Some people who were even alive then and whom were to travel the ship at the time had dreamed premonitions of its sinking and thus skipped.

And I forget who those were. Yay! Yay! And thus skipped. And I forget who those were. Yay! Yay! Yay! In it! This is important. Federal Reserve Act of 1913, one year later, and guess what day is tax day? Yes!

1913? Is that what day it is? It's the day of 1913. I know I'm already, just from title alone, in love with this thread. Kumquat's up. What's the next thread called? Wet dream involving attractive women that morphed into men i'm not gay head that one off at the pass hello my name is busto boy i'm pretty sure the dream started before this point because i remember having a conversation with a friend in my dream about cool places in the world,

and he brought up Tokyo skyscrapers, and then suddenly I'm sitting on the ledge of a window on a Tokyo skyscraper. The fall would have been deadly, so slowly I pushed my body weight back into the building with my hands while still in a sitting position. When I was inside the building, there was a pretty Japanese woman who I talked to for a few words before an extremely attractive Japanese woman walked in. She looked like a prettied-up model. This woman was pretty flirty and in an extremely short time,

he was willing to perform fellatio on me. Oh, this sounds very not gay. I accepted, and after noticing us, the other woman joined in. It felt pretty great, but then at one point, we heard voices of people walking around the building, and we wanted to make sure we weren't getting caught. I look behind me for a few seconds

to make sure no one is near enough to see us while I still feel the ladies suck on my dick. But then, when I look back at the women, they have turned into generic white men. Their pleasure remained the same. It was slowly rising the longer the women sucked. Excuse me, buddy! So it was pretty high by the time they changed, and so I had a wet dream. I am not gay! I want to know why this happened! Honestly, this dream character morphing thing has not happened.

I want to speak to the manager! Before I accept not clearly like in a traumatic way like this, for example, last week I had a dream I was babysitting my niece in something heaven that made me look away, and when I look back, she was a certain YouTuber. Okay. Feel free to analyze any part you want but I have two main questions.

Number one. Why did I finish when they turned into men? Why wasn't I disgusted and stopped right away? Number two. I'm not gay. Figure out the answer to that question. Maybe you should do a little bit of Why wasn't I disgusted and stopped right away? Number two. Look at the light, I'm not gay! Figure out the answer to that question. Maybe you should do a little bit of soul searching.

Number two. Why do I have a problem in my dreams where characters morph and change? Jesus. That's not your problem. Okay, that one's pretty obvious. Gay men can't melt steel beams. It's us, the generic white men. We're here to finish you.

I'm Brett. This is Chad. You can't tell us apart. Don't worry about it. Yeah, we're what you really want. We have khakis on and blue shirts. We'll start you out on the sexy Japanese ladies, but eventually tap in the generic white guys. I like Jack Johnson, and he likes Jack Johnson, too.

All right, man, my name's Eliro. And I want to tell you about, I want this stream interpreted, but we're not going to hear about the interpretation, because that's the boring shit yeah yeah yeah smoking a blunt with god did you fuck him did you fuck him that's uh that's some real dank juggalo poetry dog yeah but he fucked him but he morphed into a generic white guy oh no um no um these dreams were a couple months ago I am f29 white American introvert empath INFP I've already okay yeah I know what you are both an invert and an INFP introvert sorry not invert i don't know what that is had had uh maybe three dreams can't remember all the details now in one of them i was in space in another universe for a while

when i decided to come back to our galaxy slash earth i went through this galaxy highway tunnel of sorts. It took me to this living room. There was a couch behind us, a TV in front of us. I was sat Indian style on the floor with three other people I didn't recognize. The person to my right was an older white man who looked like a hippie. Long gray hair to his waist, headband, glasses, tie-dye shirt. He was rolling a blunt of colorful snakes. So, was God the one that introduced the Beatles to acid? I was scared to hit an acid blunt, but decided I wanted to try it. Even more so when I found out the guy to my right was apparently God.

Oh, so it wasn't. Okay. He passed a snake acid blunt around, and I hit it twice. When I found out I was smoking with God, he said I could ask one question. I tried asking multiple questions, but he just answered in his vague

chill style that hippies answer in. I was so relaxed, calm, and happy. After chilling a few minutes, I woke up. Anyone else have a dream where they met an entity such as God?

I met Brett and Todd once. and then they suck my dick i have i have sort of sort of a similar story uh my name's emma land um so so sex dreams aren't anything new but this one dream last night just wow the most intimate romantically booming dream started making out with this woman about like 17 or 18 years of age i'm 17 um and it quickly led to a very slow and and romantic intercourse get the fuck off reddit right now slow and romantic well hang on so i woke up being able to i so i woke up before being able to finish off and get her pregnant what the fuck so when waking up i quickly realized that the woman in the dream was the virgin mary Hats. Yeah. Well, not anymore, she isn't.

Oh, yeah. I'm not a religious person, but I'm into the idea of spirituality and the works of Carl Jung. Oh, my God. Oh, boy. Like, half of the users on this that I've looked up, their other posts, like Jungian shit just keeps showing up. Well, yeah, exactly. Jung believed in two things. Dreams and that you can turn lead into gold if you provide enough heat.

Jung would have definitely been a Redditor, right? Like, he would have moderated all day! What's the origin of virgin mary her origin story oh yeah like her uncle ben was killed by a robber yeah no i just uh i've heard yeah she was introduced in virgin tales issue number 13 yeah yeah i remember that that was a hot one that was And obviously, Tales is spelled T-A-I-L.

Yeah, that's also the issue with the introduced wife, Killer Man. Killer Man so much. So, yeah, with the origin of Virgin Mary, I've heard of her through Christianity by my father. Oh, okay. My father is God, by the way. Do I know Jesus? I mean, I know of Jesus. So,

the last section, once again, this document, like so many others recently have been provided to us. I'm sorry, I read it. It's fine. I know, I know. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. This most recent document given to us by SecretGageIn69, and it is fantastic. We've got a bunch of other stuff that we did not read on THEFPL.us.

But, Frank, this is a very, very quick hit. If you'll just take the next thread down, please. Please do not pee while lucid dreaming. You will wake up with pee and pant. Just the one. Yeah, my name's SwimmingTurtle257. Hey. I could pee in my dreams without peeing IRL.

Nice. Here's a prop goodbye. He's the chosen one. But he can't come ever, like in real life or in dreams. He made choices. Buddy Brad, can you take Sponzie?

Sponzie? Sponzie. Is it S-P-O-N-Z? S-P-O-D-S-Y. Oh, good. Sponzie. That's so much sadder than what I had in mind. Nah, good. Spudsy. That's so much sadder than what I had in mind. Nah, bro. Hey, it's your boy Spudsy.

Hey. Spudsy. Nah, bro. In one dream, I peed out my window before cutting my wiener off. And when I woke up... And? There's an and here. When I woke up, I was dry and still had a donger.

I'm not done! Yes, and? Yes, and? I was dry. And still had my donger right there, right? Granted, I wasn't fully lucid until after I cut my wang off and was left holding it and wondering what I'm supposed to do next. You're just sitting here holding my wang my my dick in the wind, bro.

I'm a dude guy, man. Why'd you cut it off? Because I was fucking done peeing, stupid. And Cubquat, you've got a completely different story to tell your immortal meme lord. I once cut my wiener off in a dream with a box cutter and tried to grab it back

on slightly over so like with a plan it would grow bigger and stronger but then i realized that's how not that's not how science works and freaked out woke myself up how's he donging now? Did you pee your pant? Yeah. Did you pee in pant? Did you pee in pant or what? Did you wake up with pee in pant? So what did we learn from any of this, F-Plus? I learned how not to wake up with pee in pant.

Yes, it's about time. If you pee in your dreams, you'll pee for real. And got that whole time without a single Nightmare on Elm Street joke, so yay. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, God, what have we done? Let's go rerecord. Hang on.

We can start from scratch uh yeah i uh i mean the the gamesmanship is the gamesmanship is really great uh i really uh i really loved uh setting the stage on uh you know obviously i've had sex all these times and it's uh fine uh but obviously like yeah like uh uh fucking sailor Moon in a dream is where the real action is. I'm sure, yeah, fucking women is great because I fuck like 30 of them. But fucking Beatle Bailey is so much

better. I cannot get enough. It's great because you're just like, oh, turn sideways so I can see your outlines. Well, that's the thing, dude. She's both 2D and 3D at the same time. Yeah, wrap your head around that. You have to be careful because her two-dimensional side is presumably infinite.

Because it's 4D masturbation, so, you know. That's four dicks involved, is what he's saying. The only 4D sex I need is my two 2D wifes. Yeah, it's got the X, the Y, the Z, and the D axis. Yeah. Our website, as always, thefbl.us. If you add a slash merch to that, you can see merch that's available, which does change because everything is limited edition.

And Ball Pit is a thing that exists on the internet. Bye! Woo! Bye! Get out of my dream Get into my car Get out of my mind Get into my life This episode was all a dream. You were dreaming it.

Also, you're coming. And there's pee in your pants.