The F Plus - 345: Thisepisodeis Verycrazy

Episode Date: February 7, 2021

Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the Supernanny Fanon Wiki, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs. This week, The F Plus will see you at The Creepy Zoo.

I learned that there's another discipline technique called the extra-long episode of the F-Plus Technique. That's not a punishment, that's a reward. Hello and welcome to the F-Plus. A very strict place where terrible things are read with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight we have Frank West. The only discipline technique is to send any abusive people down the abuser chute.

Achilles Heelys. What are you Totoro dorks gonna do about it now? I'm free! Jimmy Franks. Your mama's so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince. Your friend on the internet goes by the name of Adam Bozarth. I sentence this monster to 21 weeks in prison. Case dismissed.

Oh hey, it's K-Thor Jensen from the internet. She also creates an anti-abuse boat ride in her backyard. And lemon, but I forgot what I was going to read. Let's get to the episode. Hey, F Plus. Hey, Lemon. Hey. Hey, how's it going?

How do you all feel about discipline? Hmm. No. Hey, how's it going? How do you all feel about discipline? Should I stop the recording and maybe we take this to a private room? I like it when other people listen. I feel uncomfortable with the way you guys feel about discipline. I want to show you a document that we got submitted to us fairly recently. This was a document given to us by a one Ms. Saturn, our first ever document here from Ms. Saturn. And what this document is not about is the television show Supernanny.

Let me explain what I mean. There is a television show called Supernanny, which, as I understand it, was a British import, sort of like a reality show. You know, oh, I can't control my kids, and then, like, a nanny shows up, and then... Controls. Controls them. Controls them with British strictness.

Then that got imported into America, and that is not what this episode is about. This episode is about the fan community that has sprouted up around the Supernanny, who have created their entire fan universe.

So, let me start off here, and I'm just gonna just explain. Supernanny is a reality television show about assisting families who are having trouble parenting their children. Ran in the UK from 2004 to 2008. A US version began airing in 2005 and spin-offs continue running as of 2020.

In real life, you can expect children behaving poorly and the host recommending reinforcement techniques such as the naughty chair. But separately from that, the Supernanny fan- in wiki has been running since 2011 wherein mainly the same six or seven people write fan episodes of super nanny this includes fan created families nannies show scripts and brand new types of punishment for these fictional children and parents.

Okay, so we're going to go to the wiki homepage here. And I think, I think, I think, Kthor, if you'll go to the homepage and skip down to the extra terms and conditions, please. 11,000 pages? Fuck. I hadn't looked at that number. That's a big number. 11,000 pages. This is full of British strictness, which is my second favorite Judas Priest album. British strictness!

Extra terms and conditions. Strict policy. One. You cannot cheat to receive badges, such as adding irrelevant categories to pages, making disruptive edits, or adding unneeded images. Two, it's okay to swear.

Fuck yeah! The uncensored swearing ban was repealed in July 2018. What was the uncensored swearing ban? If you pause a moment, I'll explain it to you. It was always okay to swear. But before that, you needed to at least censor it like,

F, star, star, star. But not so anymore. It's not swearing. However. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Please do not use homophobic or racist language because the fandom staff do not permit it. That will need to be censored like N

star star star star star. Who would do it that way? Thank you. Unfortunately, the word they're censoring there is nanny. Three. It's okay if you make an episode with abusive techniques, but it must be a selfish nanny slash selfish manny special.

Selfish manny? Selfish manny. Right. I've never been called a selfish manny before. Do you like it? Do you like it? Five. Only the admins decide when a particular user is blocked or banned.

You are not banned if you are blocked for 24 hours. You are banned if you are blocked for, like, forever. Oh, okay. That is banning. I really feel like we're, like, on the upslope on this big old roller coaster, and I feel like I'm ready to drop. Hey, six, you cannot

boss around. But you're bossing me around. Seven, you cannot complain about edit conflicting and blame other people. It is never anyone's fault. It is never anyone's fault. That doesn't sound very nanny-ish.

It is never. When we write the new American Constitution, Article 1, it is never anyone's fault. It is never anyone's fault. Eight. If you're an admin and you're blocking someone, please provide a valid reason. Okay. Shouldn't have to put that on the homepage, but got it. Now we're getting into the strict intellectual property rules.

Sixteen. but got it. Now we're getting into the strict intellectual property rules. 16. You cannot make revisited episodes involving fan-made families you did not create, unless if you ask the original creator of that family's permission first. Whoa, okay. So each... Well, this is actually pretty elegant, because that means that each artist controls their own art. I like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not... It's anti-Wiki by its own nature, but yeah, great. I think it's more a system of parallel worlds. Listen, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think that we've already violated their TOS here. Number 12, you cannot mock an admin. Oh, shit. Pack it up, boys.

Episode's over. See you next week. That's Article 2 of the new American Constitution. Would you actually skip down to number 20? Number 20. Badly made OCs are not acceptable. And backing up to number 19. Number 19, don't joke about pages too much.

The admins are going to think you're not funny and your jokes are dumb. Oh, man. I can't believe we're allowed on this website. Number 30, no looking at this website. I think rule 27 is actually really valuable and good for everybody. And I think article 3 of the new American constitution, you cannot complain about people from different families sharing the same first name. It is perfectly normal for people to have the same name.

Agreed. to have the same name. Agreed. That one definitely feels like it's just directed at Kevin over there. There's a full story behind that rule. Okay, so that's a little bit of an

introduction to the community. It seems very nice and welcoming and great, and I can see why there's 11,130 pages as of this recording. But we're going to meet some of these nannies. Adam, will you start us off with Gloria Robinson, please? Gloria Robinson is a 23-year-old nanny born in Manhattan, New York, in February 22, 2009. New York in February 22nd

2009 she appears in every episode after the Sevick family and Joe Frost's retirement she will be a hostage in the Theory 6 in World 17 being kidnapped

by the Cagliari family twins in the second season of So You Think You Are the Best Nanny and was runner-up. Sometimes she teams up with fellow super nanny Kendra Lawson to help families. She has black hair and wears a blue nanny outfit.

And she also wears casual clothes. So I think World 17 is the one where Spider-Man has extra arms, I think. Yeah. Robinson announced on Twitter that her episode will be the Jaya family before she had a Sergi break. A Sergi a little break. She had a Sergi a little break.

She had a Sergi a little break. She had a Sergi a little break. She had a Sergi a little break from nannying until the next season being replaced by So You Think You Are the Best Nanny Season 3 champion, Ola Smith. She reappeared again in the Love Family Season 26. In the Neelaman Family episode, Gloria Robinson and her husband adopted all 20 children. Whoa. I don't think that's legal. Yeah. There's no way you can adopt 20 children simultaneously.

You get a discount. Oh, okay. It's like a Costco situation. Well, when the family signs the release form, there's a clause in there that says that if the nanny wants, they can just take all your kids. In the biz, we call that the full release form. I'm going to adopt Sheila

and then et al, I guess. She sounds great. I'm assuming she has a terrific like a distinct sort of personality, doesn't she? Oh, yes. Under the heading personality, she is a childcare worker and nanny. Great. Good.

Good. Good. Would you like to hear a quote? Oh, God, I guess so. I guess so. This is her one quote. This is one of her famous quotes from being on Super Nanny. I am sorry.

I tried my best I could. All my years as a child care worker has gone down the drain. Forgive me. You can call me Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. As far as catchphrases go, it's no kiss my grits, but I can see it catching on. That was the only time she ever spoke.

Ah, milk me. That sounds great. Next one down here in the dock. Heelys, can you tell me about Ola Smith? Yeah, sure. Hello. Hello. Ola Serafin Smith is a 25 year old nanny born in.

Wow. That English accent lasted for like six words. Yeah. 25 year old nanny born in Gidnia, Poland and living in. Oh, it's a Polish accent. I'm sorry. Yeah. This is my Polish accent.

Living in Liverpool, UK. Oh, she first appeared in the episode Korba Gnaskowicz. Sorry. Korban, Grystala family. Replacing Gloria Robinson temporarily. She was unpopular with 4% of fans and she had to give birth to a baby boy named Connor.

That's what happens. She has punishment. She was unpopular with 4% more of fans, but came back for Length Woman of... I'm sorry, she came back for an episode? I'm assuming a very canonical episode, a very well-titled episode.

I don't know if I can. That's a Toast of London surname. She came back for Length Woman Family Revisited Anyway. Sheila Length Woman. name length woman family revisited anyway Sheila length woman she she wears a yellow nanny outfit and casual clothes she has black hair and blue eyes that's great you know I uh I liked the uh length woman family revisited episode that was pretty good. But if you'll click on the link there for the Corbanagralstalala family, just tell me a little bit about that episode.

It's in season 25. It's the first season 25 episode of Super Nanny. So you think you're the best Aunt Nanny season three champion, Ola Smith, born in Poland, replaces Gloria Robinson, who has stepped down due to surgery. Oh, I thought it was Sergi until the next season. Little Sergi. She has gone to Mexico to help the Corbin

Nuggets Cristales. Um, Abnig... Abnig copyright nigo! Wow, Abnig copyright nigo! As I was saying, he is 29. That is what you were saying.

You were just saying that, yep. Oh, man. He's 29 and Abila is 30 and they have five children. Regalio, 15, and Georgina, 13, are well-behaved, but the youngest three aren't. Estefani, 10, makes fun of others downtown. Ed Gardo, 8, spits and swears. Ivelisse refuses to stay in bed and stays up all hours and screams and throws tantrums.

Will Ola show who's the boss? Oh, man. Oh, that sounds great. Were there any were there any discipline techniques demonstrated in this episode there was the naughty tough it for Estefani and the naughty grid for Edgardo and give evil ease can you escape the naughty grid other

techniques the mountain climbing reward chart and stay in bed stay in bed got a rough kid put him in the grid uh i think i want uh i think i want to hear about one more uh jimmy franks i'm gonna give you a choice here because this is a document with a lot of pages so uh yeah uh there's one more nanny i want to hear about and one more nanny I want to hear about. And is that nanny I want to hear about next? Is that Cooper Bates?

You've got actually three choices. Okay. So Cooper Bates is one of them. And really probably maybe was going to be picked. I think of these options, you're probably going to go for Cooper Bates. But, you know, that said, I'll give these other options just in case one of them seems more compelling.

There's Elizabeth Savage Forever. Savage is a nickname. Go on. And then there's Wabiwai's Unyubikuku. Is this the 1984 Royal Rumble lineup? I can't.

This thing is so insane. I'm going to have to go with door number three. Okay. Wabi-Wai is un yubikuku. It's a short summary. But Wabi-Wise has been in a couple episodes. Okay. Yeah, Wabi-Wise, Un-you-be-coo-coo. Oh, my gosh.

Wabi-Wise, Un-you-be-coo-coo is the nanny who is increasingly violent. Okay, so this is Royal Rumble, then. Yeah, it is. And that's pretty much it. She has black hair, blue eyes, black lipstick, black nail polish, and black nanny clothes, and has been in a bunch of episodes. That's all. All right, so let's go through some of these families.

We've met a few of the nannies. We need to meet some of the families that the nannies get sort of paired with here. Frank West. Frank West. One of those families, of course, that we all remember is the Hart family. Can you tell me about the Hart family, please? I would love to. More wrestling! It's spelled differently, though.

The Hart family is a fan in season 28 episode of Supernanny. Gloria visits Oakview, California to meet the Hart family. Garrett, age 39, and Lee's age 37, have two children. Nora, age 17, and Gabrielle, age 7.

Gabrielle is well-behaved, but his big sister is the worst-behaved true straw that broke the camel's back. If you thought, and I know you guys are big fans, so you'll get this. If you thought the Amok Runners from the Kodansa family, Raymano family, Biro family, Bunny family, and Kirouchi family were bad. Oh, I did? I think that. Well, you might, but Nora is the cruelest, most violent, and worst behaved child Gloria has ever meet.

Sounds like you could use some, uh, wubizi? She just sort of hangs in the background as a constant threat to the other nannies. Nora is extremely cruel to animals and can even kill them.

Well, I mean, every child can kill animals. You don't see me bragging about it. Smashes a countless number of items with pure rage. Takes over ten kinds of drugs. Oh, ten kinds? Are there ten kinds of drugs? Bad drugs. Let's see, there's pot, there's weed, there's cigarettes.

I think that's it. I don't even know the rest. Fat drugs, skinny drugs, even drugs for chicken pox. any drugs, even drugs for chicken pox. Says the most dirtiest, roughest, and most inappropriate sentences anyone could ever say. Whoa. So she's on this podcast.

And has been expelled from all high schools in Oakville alone. She also throws very scarily and extremely violent epic tantrums like two-year-olds and behaves extremely unacceptably at public. She acted like a hurricane twice. What? Twice? She went... She tore the roof off my fucking ass, man. not to mention that she even has a criminal record and is dating her 28 year old boyfriend in which garrett and elisa forbid due to a large age difference can gloria put a stop to norah's

behavior will nor only add more damage to the family's relationship oh man man man oh man um uh well okay so yeah i want to teach you a little bit more about nora but first um tell me about some of the things that are featured in this episode the episode marks an issue oh yes i see the episode marks an issue of the naughty swivel lose what you like chart get what you hate chart, point chart, jumbo screen smoothie for Nora, see me, hear me technique, thought box, upgrade chart for Gabrielle,

drug disposal, vandal disposal, and family time. Family time. Excellent. The F+, get what you hate. Vandal disposal was first issued in the Brerow family. It means all vandalism is disposed of. So I wanted to learn a little bit more about Nora.

She seems like quite the rapscallion. And I found the story of the Hart family Christmas. This is an episode that took place in the year 2035. Adam, I would love you to be Nora, please. Kthar, if you'll take Eliza, and then Jimmy Franks, you're Gabriel. Okay. Oh, and I'll be...

Oh, I'll be Garrett. Kids, we have a surprise for you. Come downstairs and look. Santa Claus sent his very special little helper to keep an eye on you both this holiday season. An elf on the shelf to make sure you stay on the nice list, including you, Nora. An elf on the shelf to spread Christmas joy this holiday season. How exciting.

Oh. Damn. Dear. How exciting! Damn! Well, what would you like to name her? Loser! Elfie! Then Elfie it is! Quote, oh come on, Elfie is such a babyish name! Oh, come on.

Elfie is such a babyish name. Nora, why am I in quotes all of a sudden? I know. It's written as a script and now I'm in quotes. Anyway, Nora, Elfie sounds much nicer than loser. We're supposed to be keeping the holiday spirit alive? Who gives a crap about holiday spirit, Mr. Cata?

Oh! Miller, are you on one of your tens of drugs again? You do not talk back to your dad that way. We all do care about the holiday spirit, just like you used to when you were little.

Remember? Oh, Garrett presents an Elf on the Shelf adoption certificate. This Elf on the Shelf adoption certificate hereby decrees that Elfie is now part of our family tradition. Oh, joy to the world. So as you can see, Nora... My daughter, Paisano! As you can see, Nora's really divisive. I mean, Nora gets a lot more divisive, honestly, but...

I mean, this is just the script. What you're not seeing is that she's beating the shit out of everybody. Yeah, Adam, do you want to just take one specific quote? Fuck Santa! He must fucking die in Afghanistan during a fucking war! Damn, damn, damn! Damn you, Santa! damn you santa go fucking die in a fucking bombing massacre in iraq you horse banging skank What's this, K-Thor? This is one more little Nora piece.

It's pretty wonderful. Oh, yes. I saw this picture at the top. Okay, okay. Yeah, just let's take this one. This one's called Nora Breaks Gabriel's Spine, Femur, pelvis, tibia, and fibula. I wonder what happens. I don't think there's a Nicole.

Frank, if you'll take the call, please. Nora Hart broke several of her little brother Gabriel's bones. Gabriel was injured so bad that he was forced to spend at least a couple of days in the hospital. It's bones. Gabrielle was so injured, so, was injured so bad that he was forced to spend at least a couple of days in the hospital. Oh, it's me. I'm reading a Superman comic book in my room.

Time for your, time for your fucking murder, you fucking shitty motherfucker. No rules. Oh, is it time? Oh, am I still Gabriel? Yeah, sorry, you're still Gabriel. Mom, Dad, help! This was the point where Nora did the unthinkable.

Nora attacks Gabriel so hard that it breaks his spine, femur, pelvis, humerus, tibia, and fibula with a sledgehammer. Wait, wait, wait. Now, as I said, Nora is currently breaking his spine, femur, pelvis, humerus, tibia, and fibula with a sledgehammer. And what does that sound like, Jimmy Franks? Ow! Nora, you hurt me! Mom! Dad!

Too fucking bad! You fucking deserved it! Now you must fucking die, you motherfucking little shithead! Nora moves his body into the closet and duct tapes his mouth, then drives to the shopping mall with some older kids to celebrate. Holy shit.

She is a bad egg. And she did not like that elf on the shelf either. She's one of the greatest heels in WWE history. You know, it's the subtlety that really makes it work. So I clicked...

Yes? So that was in a category on the wiki called Attempted Murder Transcripts. I would like to read... Which is admittedly a disappointingly So that was in a category on the wiki called attempted murder transcripts. Which is admittedly a disappointingly small category, but some titles. No, I break scabial spine, femur, pelvis, humerus, tibia, and fibula. Tilbury chops Toshio in half by the top of the waist.

That's the plot of Walk Hard but okay every kid needs to there's another kid that somebody else got some other children got their tibia, fibula femur, humerus and pelvis broken too by somebody called Every Kid Needs To and Rico

accidentally knocks over Giuseppe's favorite theme well what goes on there? Oh my god Okay Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Uh, shit Take it, K-Thor

So this episode It's about the Playgirl Game Saxo Beat family. Oh, no. Are you ready? Yep. Mr. Saxo Beat down here. The Playgirl Game Saxo Beat fam- Mm-hmm.

Just you wait. The Playgirl Game Saxo Beat family is a fan of season 25 episode of Super Nanny. Ola visits Corona, California to visit the family. Edward Saxobeat, 42, and Only Females Can Play Girl Games, 40. Oh my god.

Wait a minute! Only Females Can Play Girl Games? Her name used to be Florence Saxobeat, but she changed her name. I've been crying for the last, like, five minutes now. Oh my god. I'm gonna skip a lot of their families, but I'm gonna go over just

a little bit of it. Only Females Canned has lots of abusive discipline methods, over 20 of them. Three and a half years ago, John, three months, died of shaken baby syndrome. John cried and tried to get only females' cans of tension while she was playing a very inappropriate game on the iPad and watching a highly inappropriate movie for children.

I'm shaking a baby over here! Oh, my God. Oh, oh. Any discipline techniques used there? Yes, oh. Any discipline techniques used there? Yes, there were multiple discipline techniques used, including the double naughty swivel for Robbie and Richard, the naughty toughet for Samantha, and the reflection room for Kylie.

Hey, this is a fandom user. And what's the name of the inappropriate game? Anyone know? And what's the name of the inappropriate game? Anyone? No? Okay. No, nobody knows. All right. Okay.

Okay. I want to tell you about the Zhang Trotters family. The Zhang Trotters family is an episode from season 24. Gloria travels to Vancouver, Canada to meet a Chinese-Canadian family, Bao Zai, age 25, and Harry, age 29. Harry's a very stubborn father

who tortures his wife's children and has three children from a previous marriage. George, age 12, adopted from France, and identical twins Mia and Josie, age 6. There are so many people. While Bao Zai is concerned and caring, she has two children, previous marriage, fraternal twins Mai and Zhao, age 5. While George, Mia, and Zhao are well-behaved kids, Josie is far from it.

She wishes Harry dead and calls him every name in the book. Bao Zai, Mei, and Zhao are from Beijing, China, and do not speak English. name in the book. Bao Zai, Mei, and Zhao are from Beijing, China, and do not speak English. Harry's form of discipline is hot sauce, cold showers, soap in the mouth, and spankings. And he thinks, TV is for over 18!

And toys are for babies! Those are his words, not mine. Oh, phew. Uh, that's all. God. What's happening why does that keep coming up by the way we're going to the

we're going to the super the super nanny fan and wiki that's what's happening I can't believe this is like the most confusing episode I've been on in like five years yeah yeah yeah I'm just losing my mind it's okay Confusing episode I've been on in like five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What? Oh, no, I'm just losing my mind. It's okay. We're good. Great, great, great. No, no, no, no. You're going to get back. Because, you know, we've talked a little bit about these families. But we need to, you know, sort of like center ourselves more in the characters.

The characters are really what make this community. And one of those characters goes by the name of Haley Langbrek. Haley, if you'll please take Haley Langbrek. It's H-A-L-E-Y. Yeah, got it. There it is.

Haley Langbrek, born July 16, 1999, is the daughter of Sergei and Alicia Lambrecht. She's also sister of Bryce, Sherman, Teddy, Master B, Layton,

Manu, Leanne, Kristen, Mary, and Marley. What is with these fucking Mormon families? What is going on? They need discipline Okay, okay So that's the biography

What's the section that goes directly after the biography? Birthday parties So first birthday Was ABC theme party Second birthday, dinosaurs theme party Third birthday, who cares? Fourth birthday, I don't see Theme party, fifth birthday Who cares? Sixth birthday, who cares? Fourth birthday, I don't see theme party.

Fifth birthday, who cares? Sixth birthday, who cares? Seventh birthday, Pokemon theme party with special guests Ash Ketchum and Pikachu. Wow. Eighth birthday with a Spongebob theme birthday party. Bring them in, boys! Ninth birthday,

sleepover. Tenth birthday, Gossip Girl theme party. Eleventh birthday, Victorious theme party. Twelfth birthday sleepover. Tenth birthday gossip girl theme party. Eleventh birthday victorious theme party. Twelve birthday, that was a private spy party. And thirteenth birthday was a makeover party. Fourteenth birthday glee theme party. Fifteenth birthday pool party. That late, huh?

Sixteenth birthday, went to a ski lodge for birthday. Seventeenth birthday, I guess we don't care. What when is her birthday? That's when they killed a drifter on their seventeenth birthday. Redacted launch for her birthday. 17th birthday, I guess we don't care. What win is her birthday? That's when they killed a drifter on their 17th birthday. Redacted. Redacted, yeah. 18th birthday went to Hollywood for her birthday. She has pale skin, long brown hair

tied in French braid and hazel eyes. She wears pink shirt, black tutu, pink leggings, and black Mary Janes. That's an interesting palette. Let me tell you about a list of movies. Haley cried out. Certainly not me. Certainly not me.

This fan and writer, not you. Uh, Pokemon heroes seen where Latios dies, uh, bridge to Tara Bithia. Leslie Burke dies. Spoilers.

Just like all of Pokemon. The first movie, um, the opening credits to the lights up. My Girl, Death of Thomas, Jay Sennett, and Funeral Scene. Pokemon Forever, scene where Celebi dies. And Steel Magnolias, scene where Shelby dies. The saddest movies are Steel Magnolias and every Pokemon movie.

Not Detective Pikachu, though. That one's uplifting. No, no. Okay, great. Fantastic. Let's learn a little bit about... Yeah, I think I'd like to learn about Josephine Rodkins. Jimmy Franks.

I want you to actually go to the page for this one because then you get to see a drawing of josephine rodkins it's very um oh wow yeah telling that is uh some fine ms paint art so tell me. Yeah. Tell me about Josephine, please. Yes. Josephine, Josephine Marisol Rodkins, born May 1st, 2025, is the daughter of Christopher and Annabelle and the sister of Alexander, Courtney and Thomas. She starred in. Wait. OK. She starred in I Married a Queen at age eight. She is also a Christian at age 10. To help her improve her behavior, Annabelle and Christopher tried teen camp, behavior modification camp, military school,

boot camp, therapeutic boarding school, and residential treatment center. Military school and boot camp. Okay. She has long brown hair, blue eyes and light skin She has purple eye shadow and a red lipstick She wears a green camisole, turquoise jeans

And black Converse sneakers She also got braces She got braces Alright tell me about her personality Yeah yeah yeah She's a teenager who loves to cause mischief, smoking drugs And ruining holidays I just wish there were more holidays on the calendar.

She had a bunch of birthdays. I can tell you that. She has a bunch of birthdays? Wait, wait, wait. I want you to tell me about her first, second, third, and fourth birthday. Yes. First birthday. Themed birthday party.

Second birthday. Themed birthday party. Third birthday. Themed birthday party. Want to guess birthday party. Third birthday themed birthday party. Want to guess what her fourth birthday was? Fourth birthday themed birthday party. Themed birthday party. And then what's her

fifth birthday? Fifth birthday. Didn't have one. No theme. Frank West Frank West what list did you just find on this wiki people who got cold for Christmas there's like

at a glance about 150 entries of people who got cold for Christmas I want to actually go back Jimmy Franks I want to actually go back Jimmy Franks I want to go back to Joseph such a rich nuanced character yeah yeah she's been in the film

I Married a Queen and the TV show Family Life for which she either is Emmy or won an Emmy no she has she will she will win she will win an Emmy Award in 2032 for the TV show

Family Life does she have any quotes? oh man so many memorable quotes like that time when she said to the students full name time for your fucking torture

bitch full name time for your fucking torture bitch oh who could forget who could forget i think it was the christmas episode uh if you don't get tortured students full name i hope you die in a north korean war that's good that's good but this one, this next one I really think solidifies her character. Oh man, who could forget, get, threat word, bye, rapist criminal's name. My personal favorite though was, I fucking hate Uncle Grandpa. Wait, but before that was another good quote, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. I fucking forced you to watch a show everyone hates.

Jimmy Franks, can you tell me the drugs that she's done? I also want to know that, yep. I would be happy to. List of drugs she used. One, crystal meth. Two, marijuana. Three, heroin. Four, weed.

Hold on. Interesting order. Five, crack rocks. A lot of people say marijuana is the gateway drug to heroin. What they don't talk about is how heroin is the gateway drug to weed. And how marijuana gets you back to weed. Weed. You know, her nickname

was stoner, weed smoker, and weed girl. So that stood out more than the crack. But you did twice as much weed. God, that girl who smokes crack all the time is such a stoner. All right.

Fuck. Oh, my God. I'm getting so lost in. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So there's a pretty long piece here.

I'm just going to breeze through this because this is Rachel the Yo-Kai Spirit. He's Raicharu. Oh, okay. Raicharu, the Yo-Kai Spirit, exists as a sort of like ghost form and then also is a gas powered flying nine tailed fox. Anyway.

As you do. Right. Right. So. So, yeah. So her. So her. She glows blue and she flies extremely fast.

She she can glow red and everything explodes around the radius except for allies. She can take the form of a grayed black nine-tailed fox with white tail whips and is non-transparent. It is used by her to go into Lake Hoo-Ha. She can still speak. Her feet, which are covered in blue fire hotter than 9,000 degrees Fahrenheit, burn everything it touches. To stop this, she levitates instead. And then she's got another form, which is stronger than that.

You know, because obviously she's sort of limited. But anyway, so she's got some attacks. For example, one of her attacks is attract. She'll wink romantically at the target with sheer beauty. It only works on males. Then she attacks the distracted object. She uses Giuseppe Tordaro so she can distract

Stacy so she can attack her. There's the Ace of Spades flare, which has a bunch of Japanese characters. It fires heat-seeking sun-resembling fireballs, and she yells, Sayonara. Good. I got to tell you about her political views, though, because those are relevant.

Ra's al-Ru refuses to vote for any political party because most of them have poor reputations. She has a strong dislike of most of the populations in Northern Ireland where she lives in real life. She has a strong dislike of most of the populations in Northern Ireland where she lives in real life. If she ever lived in the United States, she would refuse to vote. So she lives in Northern Ireland and she refuses to vote. But if she ever lived in the United States, she would refuse to vote. She got a couple quotes. They're pretty good. For example, if I am never put to rest, I will kill you all and your bleeping descendants.

I will make you sorry. Sayonara. Then there was that time when she was yelling at Luigi Todaro and she said, you don't have a cyst in your reproductive system and you're a boy. I want to watch this show so bad. It seems like such a quotable show I'm a little upset that more pages I'm upset that more pages in this wiki

Don't have attack sections Yeah I'm upset more pages on more wikis Don't have attack sections There was this back and forth That she had with Princess Starlight Actually, you know what, Frank if you'll take Princess Starlight here

in this bit of dialogue Are you a ghost? Yes, I am That's it, I don't know what else Empty quote There's an empty quote and an empty quote and then there's empty action.

So I guess we just sit there and stare at each other for three hours. I can't believe you told me that. Okay. What hour are we in? Okay. Alright.

Actually, was there anything, K-Thar? Okay, okay, okay. What hour are we in? Okay. All right. All right. Actually, was there anything, K-Thor? Did you find anything there in Karen Karen? Could we say a quick something about Raichirou? Her creator posted some comments on the profile. Would you like to know her creator's username on this wiki? Yes, please. It's JapanLover86.

It doesn't come through. Oh. JapanLover86. It doesn't come through! Would we like to talk about Karen Karen? Karen Karen. This is a brief one. I think she's a recent character plucked from the headlines. Karen Karen, originally Catherine,

is the ex-wife of Stephen and the mother of Richard, Gabby, and Ken. Appearance. Karen has short blonde hair and is usually seen wearing sunglasses. Without sunglasses, she has red eyes. She wears shirts of Yoko Ono and her albums and wears blue pants and red sneakers. And this is illustrated with an MS Paint drawing

of a woman with a photograph of Yoko Ono placed in the middle of her torso. It's fantastic. And there's a section, Relationship with Yoko Ono placed in the middle of her torso. It's fantastic. And there's a section, Relationship with Yoko Ono. Karen has been obsessed with Yoko Ono since she was 13. When she first listened to the album

Unfinished Music No. 2, Life with the Lions, she described her first listening to the album as an indescribable beauty. That's true, that's true. When you listen to Yoko Ono for the first time, you go more of that, please. Awesome. Okay. So we've learned a bunch about some of these characters, but I think we need to learn something about the punishments.

Can we do that, please? Yeah. Okay. Fantastic. Please. Boy, there's so many different punishment devices. There's 112 different punishment devices

in this category of discipline techniques. I don't know where to start. 112 nannies of Sodom. I don't... I don't know exactly where to start, but Jimmy Franks, I guess I'd like to start out with the naughty pit. Oh, yeah.

Do that, please. Absolutely. Do you want the naughty pit or the super naughty pit? I want the naughty pit, please. Okay. All right. The naughty pit was first issued in the Biru family. The child goes inside a clean trash can-shaped piece of furniture.

They need to stay there for a dependable amount of time based on their age, then apologize for the unacceptable behavior. It's necessary for the child to be hugged and or kissed by the parent. Also, 10 beanbags are in the naughty pit. After the child leaves and or the naughty pit gets moved, two extra beanbags are set. Excuse me, I'd like to talk about

the super naughty pit. It is like the regular naughty pit, but this time it's bigger and 20 beanbags go inside the pit you think that's fucking good frank let me tell you the fucking naughty toilet this is issued by the recel family a child goes to the bathroom toilet and stays there for a dependable amount of time. That sounds good. That sounds good. Adam, what's the naughty swivel? That's called my

fucking work break. All of these sound very pleasurable to me. I would love to be in a pit with a bunch of beanbags. That's wonderful. That's like a squeeze machine. They're not beanbag chairs. They're beanbags like you shoot out of a shotgun at protesters.

That sounds less wonderful. I want to tell you guys about the new dance craze that's sweeping the nation. Move over the twist. It's time for the naughty swivel. Come on, baby! A child sits on a swivel chair for a dependable

amount of time. This technique is recommended for high school students. Therefore, the age range is 14 to 19. What? Even though a 14-year-old was disciplined there once, this technique can also be called the stationary chair. I'd like to talk about the very naughty swivel. It is like the naughty swivel. It is sometimes referred to as the super naughty swivel.

Yay! Uh-oh. I preferred super naughty swivel 64. I didn't think it made the leap into 3D very well. K-Thor, take the next one down because I suspect somebody on this wiki might have an axe to grind.

Yoko Ono's torture chamber is an abusive technique used by Karen in the Karen family. The technique. When a child is misbehaving, Karen takes them straight into a white room with nothing in it. She locks the door

and then proceeds to blast songs from Yoko Ono, preferably ones where Ono is screaming. The time the child will spend in the room ranges from ten minutes to one hour. Wow, this is like a Waco sort of situation right now. Well, do you see the note that... Who prepared the doc? It was Ms. Saturn.

Ms. Saturn says this sort of punishment might be genuinely banned by the Geneva Convention. The U.S. did this and had to be told not to in real life. Yeah, but anyway, I want to tell you about the abuser chute. It's a disciplinary technique. It's a large chute that can be used to give abusive people a taste of their own medicine. Here's how it works. Elizabeth has to see if anyone shows abusiveness. The moment she does see abusive behavior, she is instantly

she instantly lured or drag them into the attic and then throws them down the chute to the basement turned torture chamber. It is there that they meet the rogue bots that discipline the abusers in the most brutal way. I.e. spankings, smashing window panes on their heads, force-feeding theme foods that they hate.

Like fairly odd parents, Broccoli. It is used against abusive people long enough they will instill fear of the disciplinary technique. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It is used against abusive people long enough they will instill fear of the disciplinary technique. When used in some abusive people, it has a habit of working too well. It can also be fatal. You read about the first victim? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, no.

I just got to tell you that like this thing. The thing I was talking about. The abuser shoot abuser shoot uh it's been used against a couple people one of them of course uh giuseppe tadaro we heard about him recently earlier uh there was susan camacho you got maggie wilson uh went into the abuser shoot lindy england but uh but but another victim of the abuser shoot went by the name of every kid needs to go fuck themselves. Of the New England go fuck themselves?

Can I interject something here? I found a page on the wiki just now yeah for a mother named hippies are stupid figlo and her biography here you'll love this hippies are stupid figlo was an abusive mother who started the trend of abusive parents changing their names to insane stuff in the mid-1970s. Like, tells and phones are for adults only was never an official full name. You all deserve to fucking die. In my opinion, you are fucking dead.

I will fucking spank your ass. TV is for only adults no matter what. I like to have sex every day. Catch me on SoundCloud. Donald Trump is life. All kids from foreign countries needs to speak English.

Jesus Christ. I love spankings so damn much. Yeah. Kids were made to be dead and every kid needs to go fuck yourself. She died in 2012 at the hands of Elizabeth Forever. Yay.

Savage Forever. Yay. Can I hear the quotes, please, though? Hippies are stupid. Hippy hippo. Time for spanking. Yay. Can you read the trivia section on her her too, by the way? Absolutely.

Which could also be included in the quotes. Her last words were, hippies are stupid! And then she was killed by a hippie. At the very end. Yeah, I just wanted to mention that about

every kid needs to go fuck themselves. First name, every kid needs to. Last name, go fuck themselves. Obviously, the product of fraternal quadruplets, Stephen, Richard, and Anna are the siblings. But in the trivia section, the last piece of trivia that we know about every kid needs to go fuck themselves, the last piece of trivia is she hates children. Hmm.

Not that she lets the define her or anything. Okay. Oh my god. Adam. Yes. Adam. We're going back to the methods. The methods of discipline. And one of those methods back to the methods of discipline.

Yeah. And one of those methods is called the spanking stew. The spanking stew is an abusive discipline technique used by Suzanne Camacho and the Camacho Baldwin family. family the kids would be thrown in an area of liquor smokers cough baby mice wine chicha gilpin family blood hamster blood rabbit blood alligator blood vape juice and diet coke as the liquids with ice in it the most used ingredients are vape juice and Diet Coke. Suzanne would also stir and spank the kids thrown into the spanking stew using a wooden spoon. Then she would throw a massive amount of Mentos in the spanking stew.

Oh, yeah. No, that's just for getting a higher view count. Then Suzanne would make sure the kids' entire bodies are soaked and that the liquids go in their mouths. Can we hear about the creepy zoo? I'd just like to talk about swamp verification. Oh, yeah. The same as the spanking zoo, only it's a fucking swamp.

And you throw the kids in, and Trevor spent six figures on swamp rectification. God damn. Uh, Jimmy Franks, uh, yeah, we do actually want to hear about the creepy zoo. Creepy zoo. Oh,

yes, the creepy zoo. The creepy zoo is an abusive discipline technique made by why is that name making me laugh i don't understand uh the creepy zoo is an abusive discipline technique made by weebies wise It consists of a group of creepy-looking, rarely robotic animals. They're rarely robotic. Infrequently robotic. Almost never, actually. A selfish parent, nanny, or manny would force his or her kids to view the animals.

The animals make an appearance as we be wise as minions in Sophie the Otter. Tough girl. Christina Hallis is a fan of this technique. Yeah, that figures. Step one! Force the kids to go to the creepy zoo. Step

two! Force the kids to view the animals. Like in a clockwork orange situation? Exactly. And step three, when the kids mess with the animals, the selfish parents, Nanny or Manny, will have to punish them with a discipline technique. Wait, that's a recursive. Take them to another creepy zoo. Creepy zoos upon creepy zoos

upon creepy zoos. Are there any specific animals that you'll find in a creepy zoo? Oh, yes. Like Bloodthirsty the Orca. Violent the Croc. Saturday Night Live with Vicious

the Evil Goose. Demon the German Shepherd, Ferocious the Fox, Morty the Cobra, Morty the Scorpion, Evil the Fox. They're all casually getting a coffee in Manhattan. Featuring Killer the Crab,

Scary the Spider, Murdery the Lamb, Ferocious the Fish, Creepers the Cat. That's the cat that could drive a car, isn't it? Oh my god, there's so many of them, I've got to tag out. Somebody else go. Devil the Duck, Torture the Tiger, which is my indie band. Go. Devil the Duck.

Torture the Tiger. Which is my indie band. Scary the Squirrel. Horror the Evil Kangaroo. Butcher the Bulldog. Freaky the Ferret. Scary the Seal. Ouch Caster the Ouch. No, it's Ouch Causer.

I'm sorry. It's Ouch Causer. It's an honor that causes ouches. So it's called Ouch Causer. Then there's Screamer the Spider. Creeps the Cat, which is different than the... Anyway. Death the Gorilla.

Doom the Dog. Rabid the Raccoon. Growler the Bear. Terror the Turtle. Darkness the Elephant. Sinner the Crocodile. Terror the Panda who is evil. Hades the Snake. Hades, the snake.

Nightmare, the hyena. Blood, the Rottweiler. And Fear, the skunk. Fear, the skunk. Come on. All right. What kind of zoo has three dogs? Creepy zoo I'm just

Oh my god Hey parents, you fucking hate your kids Come on down to creepy zoo And we've got Joan Embry from the creepy zoo Okay, okay, okay, okay. So this document is a surprise at every turn. I think this is the best.

But anyway, we got some transcripts, some transcripts, some much-beloved transcripts from some much-beloved episodes. This next section is called the Selfish Nanny Special. It's the story of the Kekesi family. And the section header is the Very Naughty Grid. Do we say our names? Yeah, so let's start off here with Rachel. Stupid Nanny.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Karen. Yeah, she is nah, nah, nah. Karen. Yeah, she is poo-poo. Anna. Girls, don't say that, please. Nanny is poo-poo. Nanny is poo-poo.

Weeby Wise. Okay, you stupid girls. Very naughty grid for you both. Not the voice I expected from Weebywise. Okay, you stupid girls. Very naughty grid for you both. That's not the voice I expected from Weebywise. Make us, bitch. Yeah. Fucking try it.

Stop with this nonsense and do what I tell you girls to do. Rachel, you get five minutes. And Karen, you get seven minutes. Go, go, go! Oh, no. Karen and Rachel, they get scared and they run to the very naughty grids. Oh, no. I'm running there. Then Weebywise destroys Karen and Rachel's Barbie dolls.

And these Barbie dolls are stupid and for babies. No! Not our dolls! Silence! Karen, you ungrateful bitch! Then, then, having done that, Weeby Wise just goes to the couch and watches TV.

Time to watch my soap and to get away from these brats. Ah, but then Jessie, she starts crying for Weeby Wise's attention. Well, well, well. A baby who will not shut up. Shut up, you stupid baby. I'm trying to watch my soap.

She's only a baby and wants attention. Mind your own business, woman. I can do whatever the hell I want. Then she shakes Jesse. You shook my baby. Anna

slaps Weebywise. Ooh, nice. She deserved it for disturbing my soap. That's no excuse. All she wanted was attention. Shut it, or it's over for you. Hi-yah!

Oh, Kirby. What is this fucking doctor? Pretty self-explanatory. It's a super nanny fan wiki. Come on. It says 11,130 pages of this shit it's it's it's the best sorry sorry wikipedia sorry rootby reviews new best website so uh this is the story of a character that you might uh you might be familiar with uh you might you might love him uh His name is Everybody Go Fuck Yourselves or I Will Kill You.

Yes. Observation begins. Kids, get your bleeping bleeps over here this instant. Spanking time for all of you. There's a lot of times being announced in this show. I'll be playing Dion.

What did we do now? I'm taking the role of Queenie this evening. Leave me alone, you stupid beep. I will be playing the part of Quinn. Yeah, you big fat ugly bleep. Queenie and Quinn get their stuff ready for school. We are going to school anyway. The school bus horn honks.

That's the bus. Quinn and Queenie run outside and climb aboard the school bus. Hey, when you two get home, you are going to get a beating. Everybody go is holding a belt in one hand. Cut to Quinn and Queenie staying after school for computer club. That's fine with this. He's used to it.

Cut to what is taking those bleeping bleep holes so bleeping long. A very expensive looking car pulls out up to the house and we see Quinn and Queenie getting cozy with an older guy

who owns the car. He is stuffing money into their panties. No. Okay. Then the observation continues. And you're just watching this happen? Yeah, well, it's called The Observation. That's good

TV, baby. For bleep off, you ugly, stupid bleep. We see everybody go's portrait with a mustache drawn on her face with devil horns and a goatee. Then in the discipline section, Queenie says,

bleep you. Then there's an onward section. Follow me. I have made the creepy zoo for all of you. No! Everybody go smacks Dion. This will teach you not to talk back to your mother. You show some respect.

Trevor is on the phone. Good. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Trevor's on the phone. Good. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Trevor's on the phone. Trevor doesn't have anything to say. Trevor's not on the phone with anybody. There's nothing about Trevor.

But you just should know that Trevor's on the phone. He's sitting on the phone. Anyway, Queenie pees on the robotic creatures in the creepy zoo, making them malfunction. No! My creepy zoo making them malfunction no my creepy zoo ruined good story good story it's the hero's journey you know yeah yeah i. Yeah, I felt like I could read Joseph Campbell's influence in this. Super nanny of a thousand faces.

Hold on, I've got a comment. I'm Hermione Granger fan 1234. Oh, you cool. The mom is so selfish! Selfish! I hadn't thought about it that way Then there's a back and forth About the overuse of the word bleep For example

I don't know what my name is Because it's written in lime green Plankton5165 He says Instead of suck my bleep what my name is because it's written in lime green. Plankton5165. Yeah, he says instead of suck my bleep, you could have said suck my suck. And wouldn't that have been better? Okay.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait. What's this thing about Gemma the Good Witch? I don't know. Take it. Okay, it's another comment. Gemma the Good witch gets overly angry gemma the good witch jane shall be right gemma transforms everybody go into a river otter and hurls her into the naughty pool and puts a cage on the pool to prevent everybody go from escaping um uh kthar could you take this uh uh section uh this section? This is the Black Eaters transcript.

Just take this part right here. Yes, absolutely. Black Eaters. We see a black creepy face eating many, many, many young naked Japanese boys in a room. What? many, many young naked Japanese boys in a room. Suddenly, four Caucasian creepy faces in the left, four Hispanic creepy faces in the right,

and eight black creepy faces otherwise appear, followed by extremely creepy scream. Wow, wow. Something about that description was was creepy and i'm not sure what puerto rican creepy faces do the creepy scream do the hump do creepy faces are just kind of part of the uh unstoppable missy Fours series, apparently. Oh, my God.

My God. Creepy faces. Oh, my God. And this is about the show Super Nanny, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what did you just find there, K-Thor? Oh, this is one of the many spin-off shows that exist in this, we'll call it the Super Nanny Cinematic Universe.

Okay. And if somebody would like to read about this, I don't need to take it myself. Frank West, take that, please. Super Nanny, the theory animated Super Nanny Japanese characters, meaning Super Nanny adventures with Plankton and friends, called Super Nanny Theory Tales in Japan from Seasons 4 to present

is that's just all the title an action-adventure, science-fiction war, black comedy, opera, anime cartoon series that first aired in Fuji TV in Japan in February 2012. Its plot is based on the first

three games of the Theory series. Oh, okay. That would make sense. You wouldn't do the four. You guys probably know it because it aired later in the USA as Super Nanny the Theory animated on July 2012 on Cartoon Network. And the intro music

for the first three seasons is the Theory rap. Oh my god. The Theory rap. music for the first three seasons is the theory rap oh my god theory rap um uh oh i uh i didn't want to miss this one uh because i was looking at the uh the needs to go to jail um so the most of the most of the families here are hyphenated. So obviously there's some interesting names, but there's usually some hyphenated names. So there's the Needs to Go to Jail Brunswick family. And in the 30th episode, Annie Bloom visits Tijuana, Mexico to visit a single father. The single father's name. single father.

The single father's name. So Annie Bloom goes to Tijuana, Mexico to visit a man whose name is Annie Bloom the bitch needs to go to jail. They get on splendidly.

they get on splendidly. Anyway, his name used to be Derek. Anyway, that's... But 17-year-old Ashley and 14-year-old Brian, Ashley and Brian team up to terrorize the kids in Tijuana. They even once crossed the U.S.-Mex illegally and once for some reason derrick uses ass alice's infamous punishments to discipline his kids these punishments include beatings hot shower cold shower duct tape creepy zoo swimming from mexico to australia um reading the entire wikipedia page of super 100,000 times, being in an earthquake rated 10 on the Richter scale,

watching an Apple keynote for 50 hours straight, watching the Windows XP startup sound slow down 24 hours, and worst of all, watching the Psycho series. Can Annie prevent this Mexican dad from using crazy punishments to discipline his kids? Or will Annie have to swim to Australia? This text needs to be used for the Donnie platform, One Strike and you're out, vandal disposal, drug disposal,

privilege board removal board, fight dad back, fight dad back. Fight? Everyone should fight dad back. Ronald, fight dad back. I just want my kids to shave dad back. Extreme punishment and no bullying technique. But while I was looking at that, Jimmy Franks, you actually found the Wikipedia page, the

Nannypedia page for one of my favorite bands ever. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just coincidental that it's also canon in the fanon here. This is Vaginismus Chlamydia. It's a death metal gore grind band based in Anacortes, Washington. Yes! Oh, sick.

Band lineup, current lineup, is Jesse Penis Massacre Cargo on vocals and guitar. And backing him up on the rhythm section of drums and bass, it's Christian Unwhite Anus Cortez. Damn that anus is unwhite. I ain't never seen a less white anus. You might have remembered from the VH1 Behind the Music, the former members, Mark Slater on guitars, his reason for leaving

his parents disapproved of the band he was playing and made him quit. Hey, Keith, what are some of your favorite albums from Vaginismus Chlamydia? I know you're a big fan. Hold on. Let me dig out the vinyl here.

Pacific Northwest. They didn't produce a lot, but what they produced was quality. Absolutely. Well, that first EP, pissing off a surgeon enough to rip out your intensives is quite a platter. It's solid. It's so grimy that you can see the seepage coming out of the grooves in the vinyl. The second EP, Never Insert Cannabis Directly

Up the Anus. Classic. Why wouldn't I? And then the only studio album, which I heard that the studio burned down, Clash the Genitals Together. Pretty funny. Baby, I want to clash the genitals together.

Healy's found something in the first sentence of it is a strange man walks into Gryffindor common room while the girls were sitting down. And it also kind of, it's like, it reads like a fucking alien wrote it. It is so weird. I don't.

Frank West, you just find something there i this is not readable in a podcast unlike obviously everything else we've done but i found the cap family which is a uh an episode where uh gloria heads to her hometown uh manhattan to meet the cap family matthew age 40 and marcy age 40 have 1 000 adopted children in 50 different countries who are all virgin tuplets with their ages ranging from 3 months to 17 years well i don't know there's some good stuff in here frank like when dennis says catherine is a very stupid french brat with a metal mouth super nanny will fail loser i know some of you listeners are thinking okay there's a thousand kids, but what you don't understand is that

about 750 of these children have their own page. Yeah. There's a hyperlink to about... There's a fucking episode transcript, and it's like 50 pages. The transcript is divided into 74 individual sections. Oh my fucking God. When you meet the children from Japan, you can

learn about what Pokemon plushes they're playing with. Oh man, you know, it's something when these thousand children from sort of different civilizations all go dining out because Selene says

those carrots are yucky. Mulan says something in mandarin which translates to i don't like celery um uh then uh then henry uh when he sees the food he says sacre bleu can i read you uh a quick part of this somewhere so So, Dolph smacks Alexandra. Dolph bites Melinda. Dolph snatches Eureka's jump rope and smacks her with it, using a whip. Dolph punches Vilda. Dolph kicks Saga. Dolph

tries to stab Ebba, forcing her to retreat. Dolph screams! Jimmy Franks, you just found the Yo Mama transcripts from the Super yeah yeah the classic episode uh uh ji wong won the first round and went to a military plane but meanwhile giuseppe wins both two rounds um oh man there were there were so many good snaps uh in this way too many to cover uh in this uh nine hour long episode but uh were there any that stood out to you, Jimmy Franks?

So many, so many. Like when Giuseppina said, Yo mama's so fat that she breaks the bathroom scale. All right, that one was pretty tame. It was pretty tame. That reminded me of the time that Lord Dodge Dare said, Your mama's so fat that she shall fall in a pit. Nothing beats when Destruction Ferganator said, Yo mama's so fat that she shall fall in a pit. Nothing beats when Destruction Ferganator said,

your mama's so fat that she cheated. Oh, I remember when Destruction Ferganator said, your mama's so fat that I can eat her. It reminds me of when Lord Dodgedare said, your mama's so fat that she shall fear me. It reminded me of when

G-Min said, watch this, your mama's so ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye. Oh, man. G-Min also quoted as saying, watch this, your mama's so ugly, she made one direction go the other direction. Oh, man. And then Stacy said, your mama's so fat she can't do the dishes. Giuseppe once said, your mama's so fat she isn't rich. do the dishes.

Giuseppe once said, yo mama's so fat she isn't rich. Well, Destruction Ferganator said, yo mama's so fat she's gonna get three humps right on her forehead. Maybe four or more. Yeah, but then G. Wong said, up yours, asshole! So, it's worth noting that this Yo Mama rematches is the follow-up to a Yo Mama series

that consists of 54 individual Yo Mama competitions, each of which is recapped. And also there's an epilogue. It has its own page. competition each of which is recapped. It has its own page. Most of the recaps are just this is how many Omama jokes they did. We don't have any of them, but they did over a thousand. Yeah.

In the week of December 15th, G. Woon got 5,151 points and Giuseppe got 547,707 points. But, I mean, to be fair, Ji-Woon did coin the classic, your mom is so fat she got

baptized at SeaWorld. Giuseppe also said your mom is so fat that she fell of ten pipes in history. Ji-Woon found a wishing well, and wish Giuseppe's team score fell all the way down to zero, not even one. Yeah, so that is the competition. But of course, before the competition, Giuseppe said, Jiwoong, I have expected better from you, and hopefully I'm going to kick your ass in this.

Haven't you learned your bleeping lesson, Giuseppe? I am very strong and very, very powerful. I'm Giuseppina. I have a rough thousand machine guns. Want to bet? Why wouldn't I I bet you eat 15 million dollars you won't beat me

easiest 15 million our team will ever make in our whole life you've got to bet sir try me find out soon enough is that so yay good try me Find out soon enough. Is that so? Yay!

Good. Try me. I just like, I've got a rough thousand machine guns. Well, the start of the epilogue is Destruction Ferganator destroying Ji Wong's themed final gun. Every time they do good in a Yo Mama competition, they a gun um hi i'm japan lover 86 um this one's okay but qi wong and his classmates are still my favorites but didn't giuseppe cheat oh wow okay uh and then the thing that we're going to close on here uh because Oh, wow. Okay, and then the thing that we're going to close on here,

because we eventually have to end, even though I don't really want to. I have to go to bed at some point, but I would rather just read this for the rest of my life. Yes. But we're going to look here at a curated list. There's 4,500 characters. list. There's 4,500 categories on the Super Nanny fan and wiki. We can't read all of those.

So we're just going to read a curated list provided to us by Miss Saturn of some of the categories. Starting with... 1989 deaths. 20 plus children episodes 2033 births 2033 tv movies au fanfic abandoned children

abusive technique accidental drowning adults who act like a karen adults who act like they're two all all american super nanny texas episodes allergy episodes All American Super Nanny Texas Episode Allergy Episodes

Amok Runner Episodes Amok Runners And Amok Runners made by Dark Angel 0410 Favorite YA Series Amok Runners It's getting a movie next year Anti-Wedgie Technique Episodes Bad Sport Episodes Banned Episodes Clicking that one in a new tab for later It's getting a movie next year. Anti-wedgie technique episodes.

Bad sport episodes. Banned episodes. Clicking that one in a new tab for later. Banned from Hawaii. Banned users. Clicking that one in a new tab for later. Beating transcripts. Beheaders. I hate when people transcript my beating.

Thunk out. Thunk out. Not the kind of beating I meant. Bone break transcripts. Burger King transcripts. I once got busy in a Burger King transcript. Canadian bands. Canadian

ghosts. Canadians of Vietnamese descent. Child free stories. Children who Canadian bands, Canadian ghosts, Canadians of Vietnamese descent. Canadian ghosts! Child-free stories. Hey, babe. Children who gave adults the middle finger. Children who gave their nannies, nurse parents, and or siblings the middle finger. Children who gave their parents the middle finger.

What? Children who gave their siblings the middle finger. Children who had but their parents. Wait, wait middle finger. Children who gave their siblings the middle finger. Children who had but their parents. Wait, wait, wait. Let's lower the lighting. I like this category a lot. Children who is hot temper. And that's in caps, so this is a child named Hot Temper.

Hot Temper, sashay away. Cosplayers. Creepypastas. Darkside episodes. Death methods. Death transcripts. I'm still dead! What was that? Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Death by decapitation.

Death by gunshot. Death by refeeding syndrome due to starvation. Death by slitting throat. Death by starvation. Death by suicide. Death by homicide. Death by stabbing. I just want to remind folks that this is fan fiction about a TV show about raising children.

A reality show, yeah. As a parent, this checks out. I should also mention that the category of death by slitting throat, there's only one thing in that category. Death by suicide, that's got three things. Death by starvation, that's got three

things. But death has one. That's just one person who died by all of those methods. That's brutal. Rasputin. Deceased characters that were never put to rest, which has eight members.

Canadian ghosts. Disney surprise transcripts and Disney on ice surprise transcripts ectopic kidney episodes oh I thought that was erotic kidney episodes enemies

English ghosts enslavers episode transcripts with people being naked yay episodes in friendship main episodes in Windsor Essex County Ontario Canada episodes that deal with

loss of loved one and it's freaking hilarious oh my gosh this category is so long I won't read it again oh look at that boat I think Orla Beru is hot. Episodes where children smoke. Episodes where people are obsessed with a Harry Potter. Extreme punishment episodes. Failed family transcripts.

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I was looking at some of the, uh, the, uh, discipline techniques and they're all, I mean, there, there's a lot of them are sort of like fairly similar, right?

There's like, there's the, the naughty cage and the, the naughty tent. So there's the, uh, there's the naughty rock, right?

Yeah. Pretty much like you would expect the naughty rock, uh, is the, for the Perry family sit on a rock. Uh, then they have to, like, apologize. And that's great.

I like the naughty rock. But the thing that I like more than the naughty rock is this thing. Frank West, could you read me this different discipline device? Knock-thee-rock. Naughty rock. Naughty rock. This is a candidate for deletion though why

why is this being a candidate for deletion this is an important page knock the rock uh F plus what did we learn from this episode other than everything oh my third eye has been opened and I can perceive everything and it's nannies all the way down i i have a question uh well maybe not a question but the thing that

the thing that yeah what just happened um so like i'm listening to this and like actively you know reading along and listening and it seems like people that at some point genuinely were interested in Super Nanny were attracted to this community, right? And then... We would have to assume. And also we assume that there's from the beginning they told us that there was only like seven

people that are involved. It's pretty clear. Yeah. There are a handful of very distinct voices here. Yeah. But then like you could dissect this shit like the Bible And figure out who wrote what But then there's this like Step two that's like the black box Like the underwear gnomes from South Park

And then step three is What we just read And I don't understand step two I don't know what happened in there Because it's not a fetish thing There's nothing sexy about this no well i i think this is what like there's been concerns about like you know i think we all kind of secretly wonder what what what are we doing to kids when we expose them to the raw id that is modern entertainment media and reality tv shows and i think this is

what happens when kids are just looking at reality TV. This is what their imaginary play turns into, and then they stay there while they're in their team. Now, on the other hand, you can see other media seeping through. Well, I like the Super Nanny, and I like Pokemon. This seems like these people are only allowed

one login for one website. They can't get on Blogspot. They can't get a Twitter account. This is how they express themselves. Yeah, it is. I remember we were looking at, we

start out these, as a note to the listener, when we sort of start up our recording period, we kind of look through the hopper and look you know start up our recording period uh we kind of like look through the the hopper and and look through and discuss like oh this one looks kind of fun maybe this one um and so we were looking at several and one of the ones we were looking at was this document this miss saturn document for the super nanny and it was like well this looks fun boy it sure is long um i don't know why it's so long and now i think it's too short like to be clear do not submit 44 page documents uh it is a problem um but uh also uh give me this

all the time like intravenously i'm announcing now i'm starting my side podcast which is just me going through this website like one i want to be a guest on the podcast all right cool that is just as a patreon only situation yeah um uh uh just uh before we uh cut to uh just k thor um uh you uh just posted a link here. You just read the first sentence, please. Oh, this is... I actually wanted to read a little... The ending says this.

This is about the father of this family. In my fucking opinion, you are fucking dead. Of the In My Fucking Opinion, You Are Fucking Dead Bond family is an episode of Super Nanny. This man is 40 years old, and he's a terrible father. He used a

cheese grater to kill another boy. That's not good. I don't like it when dads do that. It's also worth noting that you all deserve to fucking die also constantly. Gambles illegally, racketeers every day, loan sharks every day, never pays tax, and given the estimation,

bleeps 50 marks on cars every day without getting caught, acts like a hurricane every month, steals 400 items a week, smokes 1,000 cigarettes a month, possesses 10 drugs a day, and socks 360 gross foods in people's mouths every week.

He can also bring a... He can also bring a rabies-infected bull terrier, and he'd pace to wall with sturdy duct tape or super glue. He has also been permanently banned

across five websites and killed some of the admins of those websites. Will this father get his comeuppance? Cameron and Lily feel irresistible to the loss of both their parents in a tragic canoe crash three years ago, performed by 20 men. The 20 men who killed their parents are the main problem. 20-man canoe assassination team.

20-man canoe assassination team. I'm a bad babysitter. Got my boyfriend in your shower. I'm making six bucks an hour. I'm a bad babysitter. Got my boyfriend in your shower. I'm making six bucks an hour.