The F Plus - 355: SWEATER FETISH

Episode Date: May 23, 2021

Rather than looking at a single website, we're going on a world tour to experience SWEATER FETISH in lots of different places: Custom-knitted skintight wool catsuits, gay sweater kindle singles, people who get off on feeling itchy, people who haven't had a woman talk to them in over two decades... it's all here, and it's all very hot. But not in that way, in the other way. Whichever way you're thinking of, it's the other way. This week, The F Plus isn't enjoyable (except for the sweater parts) if you are a straight (not gay) guy. Why do all podcast episodes have to be gay?

today's hottest club is called sweetfish it has everything let's say uh go on no no no no no i don't have that i want to hear just do this it's called a warm-up john i don't have john mulaney writing for me give me a fucking break okay so i'm starting to see a pattern john mulaney yes middle-ditch no yep correct yes yep that's a, you just named a new Netflix special. Flexious lips and slips and smiles. Blogs and dresses, drugs and tales. There's nowhere deep to swim, only selective friends with funny names. Hold on, staring whilst you sleep.

I'm feeling itchy and bitchy. It's the F plus podcast. Terrible things read with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight, we've got boots, rain gear. A man has hired a woman for some fetish fun. He tells her that he enjoys fuzzy things.

So she wears a fuzzy coat for him, but he has something else in mind. John toast. He hands her a huge, soft blue, fuzzy turtleneck sweater that appears to be very expensive, perhaps even hand-knitted, of mohair-some, shimmery blue tights and tall blue high heels. Kumquats up!

She gets dressed in them and he begins to tie her up with some white clothesline. This is very unlike her other jobs, but she doesn't mind. He ties her arms up very first thing. You may know her as Gullgirl, but we all't mind. He ties her arms up very first thing. You may know her as Goal Girl, but we all still call her the intern. He has her walk around a bit before tying her ankles and ball gagging her. Then he has

a thigh rope and she struggles some more. Eventually he hog ties her. She struggles around on the floor for a while and is eventually able to get the hog tie rope loosened. He's your friend on the floor for a while and is eventually able to get the hog tie rope loosened. He's your friend on the internet and can be found at LeftHandedRadio.com.

It's Adam Bozarth. She pulls her legs down straight and makes her way back over to the sofa and sits back up there. He comes back over to her and punishes her for messing up his bondage. And Lemon,

you will have to watch to see what he does to punish her, but I bet you can use your imagination. The end. The end. Yay. I really, really like he punishes her for messing up his bondage. Yeah. Aw, you messed it up.

Aw, you messed it up! You ruined it! What can I tell you on this? Scam me? Your punishment. More bondage. Don't mess it up this time. Go to my room. Hey, F-Plus. Oh, hello.

Hi, Lemon. Hello. Hey, are you all feeling comfortable right now? Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. I'd say so. Good. I think that I've tried to spend've tried to, you know, spend over a decade trying to, like, cultivate an atmosphere of comfort, you know, like, so that you're never scared of what's going to happen. That's a vibe I've always gotten from you on this podcast.

Temperature okay in the room right now? It's a little warm. It's a little cold. A little cold. It's a little chilly for me. It's unusually cold here in May. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a little cold a little cold chilly for me okay it's it's it's unusually cold here may yeah oh it's not may yet so yeah so boots i'm gonna i'm just reach back and then i'm just gonna turn okay i'm gonna turn the temperature down okay down a lot i'm gonna make it real real cold wait real cold i'm the only one who feels a little warm, so that's good for me.

Yeah, exactly. That's not really a fix for my problem, though. No, you know what would be a fix for your problem? What? Is you should put on a really big, heavy sweater. Oh, I thought this was just Canada fetish. The document that I have for us all today is one of several

given to us in a very short period of time by the lizard and this document is called Sweater Fetish! Sweater Fetish Thank you for pronouncing that correctly Yeah, Sweater Fetish can take many forms

It can be a fetish for, you know, traditional sweaters, wool, angora, yarn, mohair, fur. It can be from a lot of places. And here's what I think, what I think is a very exciting thing about sweater fetish is that sweater fetish doesn't have that much of a put-together community that I can see. Oh, it's really loosely knitted together? Yes. Yes, exactly. And so we're going to be going through a whole bunch of places on the internet to learn about Sweater Fetish! Sweater fetish!

I'd like to note something else interesting that the lizard points out is that a lot of these sites are either entirely or partly in French and German. Or they'd click on an English title and then the first paragraph is in English with three paragraphs after it in French. So we're getting a real international community here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is great. We've spent so much time with British fetishes. I'm really excited about a very french and very continental yeah yeah yeah i'm coming to the table with a platter it's like all right here's our around uh around the globe fetish uh sampler if you want to

all right uh so we're gonna start things off here uh in a community. It's a very selective community with very selective members. It's called r slash sex. For Redditors that are interested in sex, I guess. Sure. It's the community that every other Redditor wants to make every other community into. So lame. So lame. Hey, so Boots, your name is deleted.

And why don't you tell me about your fetish, please? Yeah. Fleece clothing fetish. Go right. I have a fetish for seeing women in polar fleece clothing. I am just curious if anyone shares the same or similar fetish. It is very hard to find content on the internet that cater to this particular fetish. I see videos that cater to satin slash puffy coats

slash leather, et cetera, but none for fleece. Mine is more focused on things like North Face Columbia bench style jackets. Huh, okay, that's a departure already. I was not expecting that. I would love some input or recommendations from the internet community, as it is a hard topic for me to discuss on a personal basis. Clearly.

Any advice? Yeah, I've got advice for you. I've got advice for you. My name is Tura Varino. And it sounds like you need to move somewhere where it's pretty chilly year-round. I live in Minnesota.

And while fleece jammies and jackets, etc. are comforting as hell, I never thought they were very sexy. I would love to live in Minnesota. But the downfall is I feel like it would be a tease for me. That's right.

That's right. That's right. The most erotic state in the nation. All right. Fantastic. So that was our sex We've learned everything we need to know about sex And so we're ready to move on

Now that we're good at sex, we're going to go to r slash fetish Oh And I think John Toast, if you'll take this one Please, your name Never mind, you tell me what your name is Oh, wait, why? Just tell me what your name is Oh wait why

Just tell me what your username is That's all I wanted to know You told Boots his name I did I don't understand I just want to hear it come from your mouth that's all Fine okay Hello everyone I'm cumlover18

You're not an'm Cumlover18. You're not an undercover cumlover. Like, it was a long night of Cumlover01, no. Cumlover02, no. Well, anyways, I have a sweatshirt slash long-sleeve fetish. I first started masturbating by wearing a sweatshirt and pretty much humping the inside of it. The softness of the sweatshirt and all was really fun. Now I

am almost 30 and still cannot wear sweatshirts or long sleeve shirts without getting turned on. I used to only jerk off like that for many years. Now it drives me crazy every time I wear a sweatshirt or see girls and guys in cute sweatshirts. I absolutely love crewnecks now because of it.

Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. They don't let me in the North Face store anymore. My name is deleted. I can get that. I have a fetish for used Converse.

Yeah, I can get that. Ew. Ew. I have a fetish for used Converse. Yeah, I can get that. Ew. I have a fetish for used Converse. I buy them on eBay, men or women's, and I put my clitty in one. Yeah, my clitty in one of them. Yeah. And then I hump it

while sucking and licking the other. I'm real. Usually while I am fucking, I go on eBay and buy more as I'm horny and I will click buy it now. It's been a fetish for years and now I'm single again. I've started collecting Converse again.

God, that sounds like a threat. Wow. Okay. Sorry. I have a complaint. I have a complaint I was promised Sweater fetish We've talked about Fleece, we've talked about

Sweatshirts None of these are sweaters Alright, well then great, that's no problem No problem to problem, come QuestUp, I want to fix that problem for you I'm so sorry, thank you for calling our customer care representatives. Your call is very important to us. So why don't you just take this post here by throwaway1996. I just started dating this girl who...

Hey, what's the title of your... Oh, oh, oh. Fetish fur. Have any of you used fur during sex? Define used. How does it feel? Okay. sex? Define used. How does it feel? I just started dating this girl who, prior

to me, had dated a guy who had a big fur fetish. Not a furry! He just liked feeling fur and wearing it. This carried over to his sex life.

So was he like a barbarian? Or like a viking? No, he was a Cruella de Vil cosplayer. Oh, very good. Yeah. This rubbed off on my girl, who now herself has somewhat of a fur fetish, too. I'm a vegetarian, so this kind of makes me uncomfortable. It depends.

Do you have a throwing paint on yourself fetish? Meat is murder on my dick. Yeah! Yeah! meat is murder on my dick this makes me a little uncomfortable though i can't say i'm not intrigued what do you guys think uh and uh you know they just think their own fetish. That's what they think. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, we're going to move away from Reddit.

Uh, I'm sure. Uh, thank you so much for calling come quads. I'm sure that that, uh, really, really, you're welcome. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for calling. You're welcome. All right.

Uh, so we're going to be moving on to the next section. We, we, uh, spent a little time on Reddit. Now we're going to go to a place called MelodyOHair.net, who I think is like a fan fiction character. I'm not really sure what guy was on it. It's a good Irish name. MelodyOHair.net. But, Adam, what's up?

I'm looking for the males or the females in the Trondheim area. My name is Vull Fetishist, and I came here to say one of my three posts in total is one of this, and so this is it. So stop the giggling, and I will read. Okay, hello. I am a... So stop the giggling and I will read. Okay, hello. I am a 25-year-old straight guy, but since it's so few females in the wool fetish community,

I could also experiment with the male wool fetish sex. I am open for the males to try anal on me and also suck me, but that's all. So for females, I'm up for anything. So the word straight, the word straight to you that means what exactly before yeah just regular but also sometimes gay

you know straight straight yeah so where was I oh yes if you have a little catsuit I can use, I'm probably up for anything, so send me one of the PMs if you are

interested Dankeschön You're gonna give me your size? No, just regular size Got the one wool catsuit but it's not one size fit all A wool fetishist with no wool catsuit is the greatest tragedy. What does a wool catsuit look like?

You got Google as much as I do. I think that's called a sheep suit. Okay. All right. That's fine. It's good. Anyway, wool catsuit. Pretty good Google image search results, honestly.

It's pretty good. If you're listening to this, just stop listening for a moment. Google cat suit. That is good. You're going to get some sexy things. Wow. I want to watch a heist movie with a cat burglar who wears this wool cat suit, and it's never explained. They never address it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Oh my gosh, the static. Yeah, it's like... Oh, this has a fly! Oh, it's got a fly! It's like the man in the iron mask, but it's wool. And then the intern, this is another one from Melody O'Hare,

and I believe it's called Bi Curiosity, but not that bi. It's the other bi. You're very funny. Okay. Hi. I'm Pedro Moher. Does your standard falls when you see a woman dressed

in angora or mohair or any kind of wool that you like? Let me explain why I asked that question. Two days ago, I was doing my grocery when I saw a lady dressed in a fantastic

mohair coat. She was really not my type. Read, she was ugly. And I wouldn't have raised an eye. It seems you've got a type. I wouldn't have raised an eye. It seems you've got a type. I wouldn't have raised an eye if she wasn't wearing mohair.

But suddenly I started to fantasize that we were in the alley behind the store. And I must admit, I would have done it if she had promised eye roll. Even if she was really ugly. I want to fuck you also I'm ugly. Even if she was really ugly. Supposing that you could have some good time

with a person who is wearing mohair and gory kind of wool that you like. Would you lower like really down your standard for a woman or a man if you are into man who wears your type of wool i quote unquote followed her in the store i'm going to eat the same things than her during the next week and i had a few opportunities to touch that coat.

Oops! Sorry! I was going to take the same bananas. And it was a fantastic mohair. Thick, soft, really amazing. Wow! Followed her really closely if you're getting the same shopping as her.

Yeah, I mean You know I kept bumping into her And I kept like Trying to take her wallet Do you want to propose anything to me? You're ugly She was so ugly but I was like I really want to touch that coat

So I took her wallet out of her pocket To touch the coat And I like, you know. The police were very sexy. The police were so sexy. Way sexier than this lady. But they weren't wearing mohair, you know. So I was like, I'm confused.

I tried to ask her for the jacket to give to the policeman so that he could wear it. And then I would really be turned on. But that didn't happen because I was in jail. My name is Love's Fuzzy Sweaters. What are you about? I'm responding to your extremely erotic story.

OMG! It has been over 20 years since a woman has even talked to me much less have a sweater on how is that fucking possible how did you go two decades without a woman talking to you

I don't care about that no woman has ever had a sweater in two decades come on I'm such a nerd and I have a sweater fetish. No way would I have any chance of having sex, whether she was ugly or not, sweater or not. I have to live in the real world, and people like myself are not acceptable to any women. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. Yeah, my name's MJ Chong. Cool. Been there, done that. For me, women move up my rating scale when they are dressed in a sweater. They look much better in them. I followed a few that I am not going to... That I am...

I followed a few that I am not have given a second look if they were dressed in a non-sweater outfit. Wow. Just going, if you were wearing a sweater, you would go up by, you would be like a nine. I just wouldn't do that. Okay, bye. Down in, intern, down in this thread here, three from the bottom, Pedro Moher comes back and he just wants to brag a little bit. Are you serious? Maybe you're too hard on yourself.

I don't know if I'm just lucky, but I haven't met a girl slash women who didn't accept to wear a mohair sweater in bed for me sometimes you just have to ask kindly to get what you want and don't forget to ask them what you can do for them in return you know

that's slightly healthy I guess I mean I followed all these women and got them into my bed. And once I've trapped them in the bed, I can be a really nice guy sometimes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. This Pedro here on the second thread, oh, he says that he wrote a blog post about how to convince women to wear mohair sweaters. But unfortunately, that blog spot article has been taken offline. God damn it.

God damn it. Anyway. It was a really good blog, I'll say. It's really excellent work on my part. say. It's really excellent work on my part. John Toast, you wanted to ask Reddit in a subreddit called Ask Reddit. Isn't that nice? Oh, God.

Yeah, funny that... Well, that last person was kind of weird and creepy so I'm sure I'll be way more well-adjusted as a contrast. Hi, my name is Protagoras67 and my question is what is a weird hobby that you've been hiding from your family slash friends

assuming you have either of them well here's mine I write erotica stories for myself but the system I have in place is so convoluted and bizarre I can't let any of the people in my life know about it cool my name is morrowind and uh

I'm a great conversationalist. Can you tell us, internet strangers? I am intrigued. Oh, sure. I got a shit ton of awards for this. I'm sorry. Were you waiting for something? Cracking the knuckles. Oh, I'm so glad you asked.

I've always had this fetish for women in crew neck sweatshirts A few years ago I discovered sites like Etsy Where I could save photos of models wearing that type of clothing I saved photos in a giant folder initially Then I started categorizing them Like if they said Ohio State on them I would put them in a subfolder called

Ohio State Wow That is not the categorization I was expecting. Slow down. Slow down. Or some other sports team, et cetera. Then I discovered Instagram. Is this how you make your final four picks?

I did the same sort of thing, but also followed some models or just girls that I thought were really hot. Then I started grouping photos of a model. Like, say, if they were a fan of a certain team or went to a certain college, I would save all their photos under one of those subfolders.

Following so far? It still seems like you're way more college-focused than... So there's folders. There's folders, but the folders are just the names of colleges, as far as I'm understanding, right? No, no, not colleges. Sports teams. Ohio State sports team. Yes, Ohio State sports team.

Or models. And et cetera. Because the models are just... The only thing that the models do is they're categorized by the sports team that they enjoy. The fetish is the categorization. Like, you can't spell Dewey Decimal System without the D. Jesus!

Jesus! What are you, selling t-shirts? What the fuck was that? Guys, we got six more pages of this one posted. Come to NaughtyLibrarian.com for some really funny Guys, we got six more pages of this one posted. Come to NaughtyLibrarian.com for some really funny t-shirts. Good. Well, okay, we're actually getting to the point here, believe it or not. Okay, cool.

Somehow I got the idea to write erotica stories on Word documents that I would tie to that girl in that folder. Weirdly creepy. Anyways, it could be some really extreme femdom or some sort of vanilla romantic thing. I basically chose my favorite sweatshirts from one subfolder, for instance, the best of the You Miami folder, and lined them up in five rows of five, a total of 25 photos. Then for each photo, it would be like a different chapter of story. So basically 25 bullets of word document. Yeah, that's how stories are. So for whatever

line I was on, I would open the corresponding photo of that sweatshirt and go through all the photos of a girl while I was masturbating. Like I was imagining her wearing that, but also getting off to photos of her half naked in other photos. Not weird enough i also have a playlist on youtube with sexual music and i use a song from that playlist for

each line what do you think sexual music is to this brain so if the song on the plate in the playlist is number 32 on the playlist that's what i the photo, so I know to go listen to that while I masturbate to that chapter. How do I decide which folder to pick for my solo session? I use a random number generator from Google and let that algorithm decide. Oh, that's pretty good. Oh, fuck.

See, we've come to the point where somebody's so internet, their sexuality is determined by algorithm. Oh my god, don't write Python, kids. Not even once. This is what happens. See how psychotic that is? I can never let anyone in real life know that. Can't believe how much time I put into that, but I did find it mentally stimulating, and it also helped me to not get fixated on one article of clothing on a girl, because while I was looking at pictures of sweatshirts, I was also training my brain to appreciate other physical aspects of a woman.

Wow. How enlightened, Protagoras. Wow. Protagoras. Now, brain, I'm going to need you to do something very important for me. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Edit. Edit. Edit. The one time my comment

blows up and I get a bunch of likes is the one where I reveal my deepest, darkest secret. God damn it. Oh, no. I got to talk about my masturbation habits and a lot of people looked at it. Oh, man. That was as creepy as it was boring. I feel like you editors are just looking for car crashes.

Huh. Wow. Wow. All right. What if any of that was a story? Didn't promise that. So we're moving into the next section here. The next section, we've introduced you to the fetish.

We've introduced you to some of the people that enjoy the fetish. And now it is time for some commerce. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got some stuff to sell. So these are all, I should mention up top, these are affiliated links. Make sure to use the F Plus coupon code.

And Adam, what do you want to sell? Chastity panties with 100% got down cutouts. Downy underpants, fluffy underwear, BDSM underwear. From Etsy. Gotta love that SEO. Yes. from Etsy. Gotta love that SEO.

Yes. Sexy men's underpants with a really mohair sweater with a goat down, closed brown cage. Oh, there's a mohair cock sheath attached to this underwear. That's true. A little hole for your belly. It's like a mitten giving a very big

thumbs up. And another pouch for your balls. Yes. She must keep the penis and the balls in separate compartments. This is the only way they get ideas. This is like genital Vibram Five Fingers. This is amazing. Oh, yes.

It's like the stupid toe shoes you wear to come clap before your dick. That was what I just said. I don't know the brand names. I'm sorry. It said fingers. We've got the advanced joke and the beginner joke. Just so you know, the Etsy page for this On the gallery There's an animated image

And it's of a Oh, scrolling up, scrolling up It's of a man in the woods Wearing a completely different outfit Walking in a circle But he's probably Like got his cock in a wool sheath Yeah

I guess And he looks First of all French as hell And also really uncomfortable Yeah Yeah Oh, French as hell, and also really uncomfortable. Yeah. Oh, are we done? Please keep going.

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Yes. By the way, there is only one available, but if you add it to the cart, it is currently in four people's carts, so act it right now, please. Related searches, mohair fetish,

sweater fetish, mohair skirts, mohair underwear, mohair sweater, leather pants, and underwets. You guys like tattoos? Yeah. Sure. wets. You guys like tattoos? We love tattoos. Sure. You guys like crochet, right? We love crochet tattoos.

Awesome. I feel like you're setting something up. No, I'm not setting anything up. Anyway, we're going to go to crochettattoo.com. Let me tell you about crochettattoo.com. CrochetTattoo is a unique way of creating the world's tightest fitting woolen catsuits by working directly on the body. Oh.

Unlike classical crochet and knitting, the number and the tightness of the males, males, males, males? Some, sorry, I know that there's people involved with the knit uh m-a-i-l-l-e-s in each row follow exactly the curves of your body no simplification no abstraction in the shapes just the real you it is just a matter of the final result of the process itself crochet tattoo is definitely for patient wool fetishes who enjoy slowly developing feelings and views. Just imagine a young lady spending

hours and hours fitting more and more wool around your skin, inducing a progressively growing warmth and pressure in the fabric, and a hypnotic state through the repetitive movements. If this appeals to you, crochet tattoo could be your thing.

Wow. With me, you can also discuss your fetishes that I will most probably understand. There is hardly anything within textile fetishism that would shock me to hear about and I know what state you are likely to spend at least the first few hours between my hands so take it easy. So here's how it works.

You send me an email describing your wishes. The type of garment, accessories, catsuit, mask, socks, body bag. Body bag? We're gonna need him, body bag. Body bag? Body bag? We're going to knit him a body bag. Wow. Tony, come on.

Come on, not that. Please, my son, I have one dying wish. The properties of the wool, the motifs, etc. You can join photos, drawings, or long explanations. In any case, we will try to find a way to understand each other. Smiley face. I will get back to you with an offer calculated

on the basis of the design, which will be you know, in the range of like 50 to like 500 euro. And then there's the working time. That's about 20 euro an hour, plus the material cost if I bring the wool myself. As my method implies a certain degree of improvisation, the offer will have a plus or minus 15% in precision.

However, if I have to override this 15%, any addition in L, O'Rourke will be free of charge. Upon your validation of the offer, we will plan the session either in the workshop in Marseille or at any place of your choice in the Schenzen zone. Oh, this is a product and a service. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sweater is a service. God. The transport and the accommodation being at your charge, obviously. So there we go. We will spend together like eight to ten hours a day. Fuck. Oh my god. You think your job sucks.

So we'll do eight to ten hours a day, sometimes a lot more, me crocheting around your body, and you letting me do, you know, just things in general. We will alternate moments where the cloth grows directly in your body and parts fabricated normally, namely the joints, which will be knitted for more flexibility or the tight connections between the toe. We will try the garment on very frequently while making these parts until the plan service is finally covered. Do you have any questions? I hope not because I'm closing down the site forever and never coming back. Shut it down.

Shut it down. How did this person not find enough takers? I like the, uh, the username on YouTube is really good. Crochet tattoo, crochet tattoo. Yeah.

Uh, what is, The username on YouTube is really good. Crochet tattoo, crochet tattoo. Yeah. What is happening on the crochet tattoo, crochet tattoo YouTube channel? Some crocheting. Okay. All right. Asked and answered. Thanks a bunch. Let's go. I think let's go...

I think let's go to Amazon.com. Amazon.com, a place for human exploitation. And the intern, if you'll take the sweater shoot, won't you please? This is a Kindle story. Oh, okay. The sweater shoot. A wool and sweater fetish story english edition kindle edition sourced from amazon.com a day of modeling turns into something more when a designer seduces zane with the softest possible

wool clothed in intoxicating fibers, Zane finds himself at the hands of another sweater fetishist named Bryce. In a matter of minutes, he's ready for anything and everything as the sweater fetish takes over.

Oh, my sweater fetish is taking over! Will sweaters knit the two men together forever? Oh. Publisher, woolfetish.com, first edition. Ooh, a first edition e-book. August 31st, 2015. Make sure to get the NFT.

I went to the intern. I went to willfetish.com and it's just an Amazon redirect with all of the novels that this particular author by the name of Chase Pike has written. As we heard, one of them was The Sweater Shoot.

What other books has Chase Pike written? For only $2.99, the price of half a latte, you can own Sweater Seduction, A Sweater Fetish Story,

or The Rider, A First Time Gay Encounter, or Sebastian and the Sweater Master, A Sweater Fetish Story, Part One, counter huh or sebastian and the sweater master a sweater fetish story part one they call me the sweater master keith sock drawer a woolen sweater story last i'm so sorry i'm so sorry can, pretty, pretty please hear the description of Keith's sock drawer? Okay.

Toby Waters thought he was over his sweater and sock fetish, but a discovery in his roommate's sock drawer sends him over the edge. Captivated by Keith's woolly clothing, Toby gets undressed for a little private self-gratification. You know what I mean. It turns out Toby's playtime is anything but private. He's being watched by a hidden camera, and his life in the college dorm is about to change forever in an all-male threesome. Hey, uh, yeah, my name, oh, damn it. Yeah, what's up, what's up?

What did you want to say, John? God damn it. Well, my voice went weird for a sec because it was like two people were going to be me. Oh, whatever. Maybe there's something that's particularly exciting. It's, I got something in my throat. It was weird.

That's cool, you're like a tube and throat singer It's nice Anyways So all of these have like one review And there are five stars Except this one has three stars because of me I'm Greg Lindy and I gave this one star And my title

The title of my review just says straight I didn't enjoy it Except for the sweater parts. I am a straight, not gay guy who has a sweater fetish. Why do sweater fetish stories with males always have to be gay? One person found this helpful. Just like Greg going like, oh, another gay story. Well, I hope it's got good sweater parts because that's all I'm getting.

That's all it's working for. There is a guy on the cover, but... He's got his own blog where you can script to the sweater parts of stories. Mr. Wool. Mr. Wool.

I'm going to immediately look for Greg Liddy's one-star review of the Wool books on Amazon. Godspeed. I hope you find some good stuff. Cool, cool, cool. Awesome, awesome, great, very good. You guys like crowdfunding, right?

Yeah, sure. Awesome, awesome. I love crowdfunding. It's really good. So we're going to be going to knitfetish.com, K-N-I-T fetish.com. And I have a product I want to talk to you about, but hello, fellow sweater lovers. Welcome to this new sweater fetish project. The idea is to create a book about our fetish, more specifically a photo book

combined with testimonials from different members of our community. The book will be a real printed edition, around like 60 pages, standard landscape, 10 by 8, 25 by 20 centimeters. The project will also contain additional packages of photos and videos for downloading. It goes without saying that we need quite a bit of support from the community to make this idea a reality. Currently, several sweater lovers are working on testimonials and hopefully a few new photos. This book will contain a selection of support from the community to make this idea a reality. Currently, several sweater lovers are working on testimonials

and hopefully a few new photos. This book will contain a selection of couples, TSTG, men and females. If you want to be in the book, let us know. If you want to contribute, you can do it on the site. Who wants to give me money? Anybody?

I guess I'll give you money to make the video work. How much money are you going to give me? I got a 50. Oh, how much money are you going to give me? I got a 50. Oh, great. So you're going to get 50 photos. If you back the project with $50 and get 50 digital sweater fetish photos for downloading when purchasing the book. What's in the book? That's not your concern.

Thank you for your concern. Okay. Thank you for your money, though. Thank you for the $50. Oh. Anyone else want to give me money? I have $75. $75? Well, if you back the project with $75,

you're going to get 100 digital sweater fetish photos when downloading, when purchasing the book. Hey, hey, hey. What? I'm a high roller. I like buying too expensive things on the internet. I have $100. $100?

You're going to get photos and a naughty video. When you back the project with $100, you'll get 100 digital sweater fetish photos. Apparently, that's as many as we have, I guess. And a naughty video for downloading when purchasing the book. $25 video, huh? Okay. It's better be naughty. How are the photos and the naughty video related to the book?

It's an extended universe. It's an extended universe. And what's in the book? Probably photos. Photos. There's photos in the book. Photos of ladiesos. There's photos in the book. Photos of ladies sort of half-wearing sweaters.

And then your photos that you'll get along with the book is presumably photos of ladies half-wearing sweaters. Oh. So... Like, double your pleasure, right? I mean, very, very good. Do I need the book?

You do! Because I need to sell you the book. Oh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Adam, you said, you said, do I need the book as your question? Yeah. I believe what you meant to say is, what is the name of your company?

Yeah, what is the name of your company? Yeah, what is the name of your company? That's Fuzzy Publications with a B-H. Oh. Oh, Fuzzy Publications. Okay. Fuzzy. I'm a phone freaker. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Okay, so next section down here. Time for us to buy some. So now that we've bought some products, we have our book. We're getting pretty excited. It's time for us to buy some porn for our sweater fetish that we have acquired. There are so many websites in this document. Thank you, The Lizard. Next website that we are on is called Turtleneck Tease.

Oh, it's tease, not tease. No, no, no, no, no, yeah. you're being teased with hurdle necks um so this uh this uh boots this uh this mia valentine uh uh thing here this uh it's called the interview uh can you tell me about it i'm really excited yeah the interview mia valentine bound in soft green video and images seven minutes and 33 seconds 56 images okay okay mia valentine looks stunning in her debut film for turtlenecktease.com she wears a tight little black skirt pantyose, a tight black soft natural fiber cardigan, and of course, a super soft light green fuzzy turtleneck with ribbed collar and cuffs. Mia has been invited in for job interview, but when she arrives at the location, no one is there.

She leaves and goes home. She calls out as she idly plays with her collar. The jumper feels so soft that she forgets where she is and starts fondling her breasts. Oh no, a jumper? Are we back in Britain?

She is a million miles away when the attack happens. What? There is a quick struggle before a chloro handkerchief. I guess we're cutesy in chloroform. Yeah,

that's really cute. Before a chloro handkerchief is placed over her mouth and nose, she sinks to the ground. It seems you've played right into my hand, Mia Valentine. When the lights come up, Mia is bound in a chair. There are lots of lingering shots as she is out cold.

She struggles and calls out for help, but no one ever comes. She is desperate to escape and begs you to be let go. Fetish elements. Super soft, fuzzy turtleneck. Check. Office wear. Check. Prim and proper.

Double check. Okay. Breast play. Just the concepts? Okay. Attack and takedown. Attack and takedown. Oh, I'm glad I put my skill points into that.

Chloro Chief Hand Gag. Out Cold Comma Dozing. Bondage. Damsel in Distress. Begging. Mia is an amazing model and awesome actress and is happy to help

bring your fantasies to life. I can't imagine much acting was required. This was probably just a joy. Be sure to follow the blog for more free samples. This is like every intro cutscene to a video game. Oh, these takes are good.

Turtleneck, sweater, polo neck, roll neck, bondage, jumper, turtleneck bondage, sweater bondage, roll neck bondage, polo neck bondage jumper, turtleneck bondage, sweater bondage, roll neck bondage, polo neck bondage, turtleneck bondage.

Um, uh, so like, so I'm looking through like sort of like the preview images and stuff like that. And it looks like what happens is she goes like, Oh, I'm in a job interview and there's nobody here.

And then now I'm tied up in a room alone. The end of movie. Yeah. Pretty cool. It's got good sweaters, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good sweater. She also has red hair and glasses

and like a long pearl necklace and you would think this would be part of the tags. Those are the parts that are outside of the sweater though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Those are non-sweater elements. Hi, I'm from Clips for Sale. Oh, good.

Welcome to my home. Uh-oh. My name is Sweet Lily's Videos. Uh-oh. Cool. The name of this video is Knit and Coat Fuck. I have a description for you.

POV.naked. Only wearing the coat. Clothes slash buttoned in the beginning. He touches in the coat over and over, especially the boobs. Then he turns back and rusts with his penis the backside of the coat. What does that mean? He rusts with his penis the backside of the coat. What does that mean? He rusts with his penis the backside

of the coat. On the coat's backside. A rust in the puss. I gotcha. I didn't stick the landing there. It's half a joke, but it's half of a really good joke. Where was I?

Also taking a part in the hand and briefly masturbating. After that, he fucks from behind while standing. Okay. What is this? Art brute descriptions of porn. He grabs the

coat-covered ass. With one finger, he pushes the coat on assholes. What? And does he make a puppet out of it? Is there a slide whistle noise? After a while of hard fuckay-ay, fucky-ay-ing, he sits and plays with covered boobs and suck his dick. Gonna put in a forum code here, slash unbutton the sweater and titfuck his dick. In between, he also rubs your shoulders, etc.

It ends with a cumshot on the coat, maybe the covered tits. I don't fucking know. You said there's too much wool code in your asshole. Thank you for actually completing the joke. What's the category of this particular video? Okay, I'm going to have to move back a little for this. Ask me again.

What's the category for this video? Sweater fetish! And you got any related categories? Yes. Amateur fucking big dicks blowjob POV. The keywords are wool coat, knit and coat, hard fucking blowjob big dick POC. Uh-oh. Does that mean person of color? Is that what that means?

I hope it means. I can't mean that on Eclipse for Sale. I hope it means proof of concept. C. C and B are next to each other. This is the beta. This is the MVP. Uh, toast. And a cumshot and sweater. I, uh,

I posted the title of a related video. Oh, hello. I am back. Fruitcake eat with Cum and Sweater. Fruitcake eat. Can you please read it one more time?

Fruitcake Eat with Common Sweater. Oh, wait. No, I don't want to paste that. One of the other related categories has the confusing title of many sweater and cardigan background video part one. But it's just a, it's just pretty much just like a normal like sex video, except for the woman's just wearing like a bunch of layers of cardigans over sweaters over cardigans. Um, which is great. Uh,

come cross up. What'd you get? Oh, my name is delicious. No, my name is Drake. We delicious wool hairs from my cock with cum. Delicious hairs in my hot cock that exists with the rows of the wool I like to destroy with my teeth, the sweater,

and put the destroyed thing in my cock and feel the pleasure and the itch that my cock has when I put the hairs of the wool in my Chevrolet Vega and get a very good load of cum. Another fetish made full of pleasure for you. This is like the exact opposite of Margalon's disease. Category. Sweater fetish. Yeah. Yeah. Related categories. I'm waiting on an episode to hear that. Oh. Category Sweater fetish Yeah Related categories

May I tell you about my keywords Please Wool fetish wool wool gay fetish Amateur masturbation eat wool penis wool Cock wool cum wool soft wool Sweater fetish cock sweater fetish gay Sweater fetish cum sweater fetish man We got it all.

Eat wool. Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I did a little investigating here because it was just gnawing at me. So the POC tag, I was like what the hell is this? So I was looking at it and I finally just, I was

looking around the site, looking around this person's videos and so I eventually just clicked the tag and it's just this video. I think it's a typo and they meant to hit V and they just hit C. That's what I said, yeah. V and C are next to each other on the keyboard. That's what POC means.

It means POV, oops. So just wanted to solve that. I solved a little mystery for myself. So moving on. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

There's this page. You know, this document actually only 19 pages, but there's a lot of good stuff in here. tasty looking things here, including fleece enthusiast eats cum touched by my fuzzy my furry angora gloves and put this sweater on for me. We're going to skip past right all of that into a story. This is a sort of long form story, and it's called

The Wool Sweater. Adam, I'm going to let you start off, and you can choose to tag in whoever you like whenever you're ready. Okay, and you can choose to tag in whoever you like whenever you're ready. Okay, and anybody can tag in, too, by the way. Okay, fantastic. This is sourced from r slash itching fetish. Ew.

Ew. Wow. Paraphilia, I guess? That's a problem. Your synapses are definitely misplacing. That's a problem like your synapses are definitely that's a problem yeah uh my name the author of this piece is

neighborhood writer one and so much of this subreddit by the way is people getting really excited about um like joke store itching powder oh can anyone guess whether or not the name Neighborhood

Writer 1 has a U after the O or not? And here our story begins. It is tagged NSFW, I'm so sorry. This is not safe for work, so if you're at work please put your headphones in. Come on.

Your wool headphones. My sister and Jason will be here at any moment. You can't wear that, Selena tapped Thea, who was half asleep on the couch, gesturing at her pajamas. But I'm cold and tired. Thea moaned in protest.

I'll let you wear one of my sweaters. They're really warm. Fine. Thea sighed and pulled herself off the couch with effort. See? It's a perfect fit. Selina said with her hands on her hips after Thea pulled the sweater over her head. She smoothed her hair down and planted a firm kiss on the top of her head.

I can't wear this. It's a two-person job getting the sweater on. Yes. I can't wear this, Thea whined. The wool is making me itchy. The wool. Come here, Selina motioned. Where does it itch?

Everywhere. Selina let out a sigh Lifted up the sweater and placed her hand on Thea's back She trailed her fingers lightly down her spine Stop teasing me Thea squirmed Selina smiled and dug into Thea's back Her long pink nails scraping over her shoulder blades Please don't do that to my body.

Better? Yes, please don't ever stop doing that. Thea moaned as she practically melted into her girlfriend's hands. As much as I'd like to stay here and scratch your back, I gotta get ready too. Selina let out a chuckle. If it's really bothering you that much you can take it off i'll be fine it'll just take a little getting used to thea mumbled as she scratched at her lower back when the doorbell rang selena's shirt was only halfway buttoned up. Can you get the door? She asked. Thea ran down the

stairs two at a time. Fiona and Jason were sitting at the kitchen island when Selina walked into the room. She greeted them and walked over to Thea, pulled her girlfriend into a hug and scratched roughly under the sweater. Thea shuddered, sighing heavy and burying her face into the crook of her neck. Still itchy, Selina whispered into her ear. Her warm breath made Thea shiver. A slow smile spread across her face. Not anymore. Well, that's my boner over.

I just wanted to get good. Boots? Oh, yeah, yeah. You sure you don't want to change? Selina pulled back and looked into her eyes. I'll be fine. I can hold it out. Thea assured her, her shoulders twitching. No matter what, no matter the reader,

Thea gets an unfortunate voice. We need some consistency. Yeah. Thea couldn't have been more wrong. Sure, the sweater was nice and warm, but she was starting to get a little too warm. A single bead of sweat rolled down her back, sparking itches down her spine. She rolled her shoulders.

Selina was deep in conversation with Jason. She didn't want to interrupt her, just to ask for a quick back scratch. So hopefully she just, like, backed herself into one of the chairs and just, like, rubbed herself against it. Like a bear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like Baloo in Jungle Book. She tried to scratch her back discreetly,

but she had no luck. She shifted uncomfortably in her seat. Suddenly, she felt a moment of relief as the rods of the chair dug into her back. Oh, exactly. There you go. Okay, great. She rubbed up against them. It felt good. It felt really good.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Imagine a chair. Okay, you all doing it? I think you're sitting in chairs, right? Okay, and then the rods of the chair are digging into your back? Yeah. Yeah, I got my Rod Stewart-themed chair right here.

The chair had previously been used in a WWF match. Oh, okay. I thought it was like a pinhead creation. It's all fucked up and going in different directions. We have such chairs for you to sit on. She stifled a moan. Hey, Thea. You feeling okay?

Fiona asked. I like that character. It's a new character, you see. Thea didn't like the sudden attention on her. Selina watched her carefully. Yeah, I'm fine, Thea said. Just a little bit warm.

She excused herself to go to the bathroom. Take your sweater off, lady. As soon as she closed the bathroom door, Thea stripped herself of the damn sweater. She would have changed if her body hadn't looked so good. It is a damn sweater. That's nice. Wait, what? God damn it.

She caught her girlfriend eyeing her up and down the entire meal. She looked around for something to scratch with. She couldn't reach everywhere with her nails. Her eyes locked on the sink cabinet. She angled herself in a way that it fit perfectly in between her shoulder blades, where it itched the most. She shifted up and down. The sharp-booted edge provided the long-needed relief.

She let out a soft moan. She arched her back to scratch just under her shoulder blades while clawing at her lower back. Ah, get it off, get it off. She let out another moan, a bit louder this time. Thea? Selina's head was sticking through the doorway. Thea was so focused on her scratching that she realized she had forgotten to lock the door. The girl then took in the sight she had from the doorway, her girlfriend half-naked

rubbing up against the same cupboard. This isn't what it looks like! Like video game Ragdoll flailing around on the edge of the counter. You know, if you needed a back scratch, you could have asked, she chuckled. Tag! I guess I'll, well, let me do a Theo voice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just so I can keep with it. All right, then, scratch me. No, just keeping it consistent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, thank you, thank you. I was keeping it consistent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, thank you.

Thank you. Selina marched over to her and put her hands in her shoulders. Shunk. Fatality. Oh, he did the super move. Thea tensed. Are you ready for the best backscratch in your entire life? I wouldn't say be- First, why don't we unhook this bra, shall we?

Is the door closed? Why don't we unhook this bra, shall we? Why don't we unhook this bra, shall we? Selina carefully unhooked Thea's bra and threw it to the side. She scratched vigorously in between her shoulder blades, leaving deep red marks. Turner! Thea said. Yeah!

Leaning into her touch, Selina pressed her nails against her back and scratched harder. Mmm, that's good! Thea murmured happily. Where else does it itch? Selina asked. Right under my

shoulder blades, both of them. Right here. Yes, yes. Right there. Hey, hey, hey, someday later, can I get you to dub over

like a full feature porn? Fuck me harder! Oh, yes. She let out a loud exhale. All the tension she had been feeling had melted away. The two glanced in the mirror. Wow, your back is really red! Selina laughed.

I think I'll change! Thea said. I think I'll change. Slipping the sweater back over her head, she rolled her shoulders. Like rolled her shoulders. Good girl! Like Brock Lesnar.

Good girl! Selina kissed her cheek, scratching lightly under the sweater. It could have been worse, she continued, her hand still scratching as they ran up the stairs. It could have been a turtleneck. Scratch my neck! You're giving me symptoms with the itches!

Thea groaned. End of story, somehow. Story is a generous word. Just to close this out, Adam, can you just read I would just like to point out that I would like to point out that it was

became immediately apparent that this was from an itching fetish community, not aching fetish community, not a sweater fetish community. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is sweater defamation, I feel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before we close out here,

Adam, the very last thing that the lizard put in this document, would you just take that, please? Yes. So this is a list of websites that the lizard found people linking to that no longer exist and that the lizard wishes still existed to source this document. Woolfetish.club.

Woollovers.forumerios.com. Am I done typing yet? Sweaterbondage.com. Woolfreaks.de. What's up, Woolfreaks? Hello. Guten Tag, meinen Woolfreaken. Doo! Wool is the only world that they know.

Furfashionguide.com slash furforum. Fuzzyclarity.blogspot.com Fuzzyclarity? Icechic.com Oh, hello. Alotof ice chic.com oh hello a lot of models.com only models you got over here because i'm looking for a lot of models okay wultron.de and the last one soft furry.com And this one is special because you can buy it For the low low price

Of $2,095 Okay Good good good Because I have not been making money with my hard furries Yeah These furries are also soft F plus what did we learn from any of this That uh sweater True sweater Fetish stuff is hard to find We're all so soft. F+, what did we learn from any of this? That sweater,

true sweater fetish stuff is hard to find. And you have to settle for a converse fetish and scratch fetish and all that junk. Yeah. Yeah. Any continuity of a sweater fetish community quickly unraveled. Thanks again. Thanks again.

Thanks again. That's also going to be... Is that a different t-shirt site that you're selling those for? I guess it couldn't be t-shirts. It would have to be... You can't screen print sweaters though, can you? In fact, I was kind of hoping for a forum

spat between... You know how you have those ugly sweater parties, but then there's, you buy the fake ugly sweaters that just like screen printed images of holiday sweaters on like a long sleeve t-shirt. I was hoping there would be like sweater people looking down on those. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe we should make some like a t-shirts that just say, this is a nice sweater or or this is a cozy sweater. Yeah. And you just know that somewhere out there, somebody's mad about it. Yes, that appeals to me. C'est pas un sweater? Yeah, I thought it was a little bit interesting that the lizard sort of went so far and wide to source those things because, like, you know, as somebody that has spent many years looking at weird shit on the Internet, like, I'm not a stranger to looking at those photos of the people in the crochet bondage outfits because they're goddamn hilarious. They're so funny to look at.

And everyone agrees and so there's like so many photos and the people seem to be happy to take their photos of themselves in their crochet bondage gear but yet there doesn't seem to be like it's weird that all of these photos would exist but yet the unifying communities doesn't seem to

doesn't that seem strange or I guess maybe that's the problem maybe Wool Fetish Club like was the tie that bound them all together, and now that's gone. Maybe there's a hole in the market. Oh. Yeah, all right. I think the big flaw with this proclivity is that it's seasonal.

It's a seasonal fetish. Yeah. Oh, I just think it gets more extreme, right? Like in, you know, like in Tuesday, you know, on February, everyone's a sweater fetish. But the real sweater fetishes are there in August. These fucking fair weather sweater fetishes. Exactly.

I mean, or they could have their AC up really high. And just, you know, put on extra sweaters. Like, I like to eat ice cream in the winter sometimes, you know. Ooh, very elegant. Do you turn on the heat for that? You can't turn off the heat in some places. Yeah, so our website is always thefbl.us, where there's a bunch of podcast-related things.

I'm currently on Namecheap in beast mode trying to figure out which sweater fetish community website we're going to buy. But in the meantime, you can go to blp.it. Wait, no. Wait, yeah. blp.it.

There it is. Yeah. Did you just forget? Well, see, here's the thing. I was looking at sweaterfetish.apartments and sweaterfetish.arts. Oh, I knew it. I knew it.

We end with a bunch of URLs and Lemon's just... Yeah. Lemon found his fetish. Yeah. Oh, I've known. I've known. I've known. I don't think I didn't hear that nice when you heard wolfetish.club.

You're like, yeah. I didn't like it. And I know how much they paid for wolfetish.club. I happen to know that's a cheap one. That's all. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. uh sweater fetish dot builders wow

sweater fetish dot best here you go what a deal. Sweater.sexy. Ooh. Only $10 for a.sexy? Yeah. That's exciting to know. I like that. That's a really great business. We could do a startup of the t-shirts that I mentioned, and it just says sexy sweater on the t-shirt, and the website is sweater.sexy.

Yes. We'll be billionaires. Billion. Literal billionaires. Liter be billionaires. Billion, literal billionaires. Literal billionaires. Literally overnight. It might take a couple weeks.