The F Plus - 362: A Permanent Predilection

Episode Date: October 16, 2021

Jeroen Wagemakers has a fetish, and he's been blogging about it since 2006. You see, Jeroen likes perms, but like, a lot. A whole lot. It really cannot be overstated how much Jeroen loves perms, and I know that because he's been trying to do just that for 15 years but he doesn't seem to be nearly done. This week, The F Plus makes a joke once or twice.

here we go all right i've got my photoshop frankie getting ready for your money here i was born ready to be paid for other people's work Same joke! Welcome to the F Plus Podcast, a permanent institution. Same joke, same joke, same joke, same joke. Not yet, it's not the same joke yet. It's the first instance of a joke. I'm a time traveler, you see. Listeners, tune in to find out. For Terrible Things, Rubbeth Enthusiasm,

in the room tonight we've got Lemon. Fetish? It's a men's world. Live with it. Enjoy it. John Toast. Who knows? I have some stuff already. Rods, cotton, capes. Just missing a woman with a chair and an attitude. Poor Tax.

Oh, I'm a woman. I'm a woman. You can't just say your catchphrase at the start. Frank West. And you all? Did you follow your fetish for hair? Or better not? Or maybe one day?

Or? Shell Game. I feels so good with those rods in my hair. When I touch them, I almost get an orgasm. And Boots Reingear. I was going to do that one. Do you know what that means? Same joke.

Same joke. Same joke. I feel so good with those rods in my hair. When I touch them, I almost get an orgasm. Same joke. Same joke. I'm a woman. so good with those rods in my hair. When I touch them, I almost get an orgasm. Same job! Same job. I'm a woman!

Same job, same! Hey, F+. Hey, Boots. Hey, Boots. Are you all satisfied with your fashion? Yes. Next question. As far as I know. Yeah.

I've been wearing khaki shorts for like 12, 15 years now, and I don't see a way to improve on perfection. That makes sense. Boots, pajama pants never go out of style. I've always said that about you. I still wear my cargo shorts from the early 2000s

and I'm not joking. It comes with the goatee. I've got some nice curtains. That's excellent. That's excellent because you guys are definitely all into changing fashions. That's true. What's the. Because you guys are definitely all into changing fashions. That's true. What's the hot new trend, Boots?

What's the hot new trend? Give it to me. What best hot new trend than one from 50 years ago? We're talking about the perm, otherwise known as the permanent. A permanent. A permanent. Yeah. Document submission superstar The Lizard has given us a document called Yaroon Wagamacker's Blog.

Yeah, the lizard's right now in the hopper. Twelve different documents from the lizard. Including this one that I've been wanting to get to pretty much every week. Yeah, yeah. This is very exciting. This is a man who is super into perms. He may be into the idea of getting perms, but he's definitely in the idea of women getting perms. And it has a rich history.

We've got 15 years of blogging about perms that we're going to present to you. So strap in. Wow. We're going to learn everything there is to learn about perms. This is your life. Toast. Yes. Tell us about the blog.

I will. Hello, I am Jeroen Wagamaker, and I will tell you all about this, whatever this is. This blog is about me, a man with a strong passion for perms. I know there are more men like me, men that get sexually exited over having a perm done or seeing it done. I get sexually exited a lot, yeah. Yeah, they usually.

Sexual exit! Stage left. It all started when I was a child. I can vividly remember that in late 70s slash early 80s salons for women, woman, just one. They were all trying to appeal to the same woman.

So many nice colors in the salon, and those capes with those nice patterns, rows of dryers, and many woman in rollers or perm rods. Oh boy, did I want Teed to know how that feels. But what then? Have real curls on me? Won't I look silly? Won't people think about me differently?

No. Won't they star in 1970s pornography? During my teenage years and puberty, I started to do some kind of home salon play using hair rollers we had at home. Later, I even bought perm rods and a salon cape. This playing around was a lot

of fun to me, but of course not real. The dream of being permed for real wasn't fulfilled until 2006. I loved that time in the salon chair so much and curls on me seem

to work. Since then, I haven't looked back. I still get my hair permed and I still love it all. But have you looked in a mirror? Because they will see you differently. Why?

Over the years, I have met with many nice people online that share similar feelings as I have. I am glad that I used this blog to show the world that if you want something, you have to go for it. I hope this encourages others to do the same. This is a very inspiring blog.

It is a very inspiring blog. If you want to help, have an idea, or... an ellipsis, then please contact me per email on my email address.

Email address. Touche. I am Rodrigo Email Address. And then he gives his email He's apparently got a Yahoo He has no messenger so you know you're out of luck there Damn it Ask me for

Details for how to chat Webcam is mandatory To be able to chat with me Why would it be though Whoa I mean that's actually a plus for me I'm very curious about this perm be able to chat with me. Why would it be, though? Whoa. Whoa. Hmm. I mean, that's actually a plus for me. I'm very curious about this perm.

What's told you a webcam is mandatory? What's the Dutch word for red flag? Yeah, no, that's just it. It's actually, it isn't actually a red flag. He just really wants you to see his perm. So he doesn't want to show off his hair. He doesn't care about your hair. Yeah, he wants to see the look on your face when you take it in. Clown wig.

He wants to rub in how much better his perm is than hers. Oh, my hair's wakerly in here, you dumbass. Just shaming women for not having a perm. Yeah, I'm going with this. Yeah, those are good. Lemmon, can you take this blog post from December 1st, 2020? Ken and Will. We're looking here at the website.

It's on WordPress.com. We've decided that we are going to call it Jeroen Wagamaker, which may be correct. It's Dutch. That's probably Wagamaker, but yeah. Yeah. J-E-R-O-E-N. Wagemakers. Yeah, wagemakers.

Wagemakers. But yeah. So, wage makers. But yeah, so I'm Dutch. I'm Jeroen Wagermaker. A new start. What will this future bring? Welcome to this blog. Maybe you have been coming here for many years. Maybe this

is your first visit here. However you came here, welcome. We have ways of making your hair curly. It's Dutch. It probably does sound like this. Yes. This blog is all about having some kind of fetish. People getting sexually aroused.

We've been reading it this whole time and I didn't... Okay, yeah. A lot of this makes sense now. Honestly, I mean, I will give any of our subjects ten immediate points for just starting out. Yeah. It's just a joke.

Perm is a joke. It's an East Side hit. Way worse. Way worse. People getting sexually aroused over things that have to do with hair. I could be seeing certain hairstyles, maybe loving the whole experience. Eight hairdressers. Oh, no, that's a different one.

I love it when hairdressers get eaten. I love it when hairdressers get eaten by hair. Googling perm-vore right now. Please don't. Please do. Permanent vore. Permanent vore. Permanent vore. That's just eating someone. It seems more people

seem to have such feelings. A picture of what seems to be a rather old woman in the process of getting a perm. I really love having all aspects having to do with curlers, rollers, perming rods, benders.

I even get perms done in a salon. Or play a bit with some of my many salon goodies at home. Now's a picture of me feeling rollers or perming rods in my hair feel so good to me. Sand, I

even love having curly hair. Well, I hope so. That would be hilarious if he did that. Oh, damn. Why does it always happen like this at the end? This totally ruins it. He gets a perm and jerks off and then just looks in the mirror.

What have I done? What have I become? I wish I had a hair straightening fetish too. This sucks. Good. These feelings developed when I was young. Why? I still don't know. Perhaps one of y'all can help me to figure it out. No, I think you're better not.

You're better off not probing it. I'm probing it. Yeah. I'm probing it. Shell game, I'm probing it. Don't say my name. Oh, shell game, I'm probing it right now. It's being probed. I love sitting in my pink salon chair wearing a cape.

You can say my name to that. Okay. Sometimes you're using fun of my two dryer hoods. More photos of me getting a perm. What do you all think of this? Do you have a fetish related to hair? The salon experience, which is one word. Experts.

Hope to hear back from you all. I've tagged this fetish play Finding Hair Fetish Contacts on the net. My curls, hair, perms, benders, Dauferweiler, Dauferweiler fetish, Dauferweiler baker, droogkop,

fetish, which is like fetish, but much more German. Perm haircut, my droogkaps. Fetish jits me. Fetish jits me. Flex wickler. Freeze your fetish.

Freeze your fetish. Our fetish jits me. Hey, permanent is in here. Other German verbs. And permanent wickles. Permanent wickles. Perm fetish. Oh.

Perm rods. See, he calls it permanent. That's what it's called. Yeah, it's called a permanent. Everybody knows that. The tag perm has more posts than the tag permanent does. Shell Game, can you tell us about the new wave? Oh!

Oh! Of course! Excellent. Mm-hmm. I, uh... Sometimes I feel I've got to... Get a perm. I've got a permanent haircut.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa! Yeah, sure. You all think that you're experts in the new waves, but I'm here to tell you about the new waves part two. This time it's personal. This time it's permanent. A photo of what might be Mary Steenburgen.

I do need to point out that this blog post has been voted on. One person gave this blog post three stars. Wow. Wow. Not your best, Joran. it on, one person gave this blog post three stars. Wow. It's an average. Not your best, Joran. Okay. Such a

cute look. Seeing a perm being done. That's right. I'm watching it. There's a picture here. Looks pretty cute. A lady getting the perm done it's looking pretty cute that's a heck of a device doing that too that's it sure is it's

like having this person looks like they have three restaurant uh restaurant fans around them yeah over the last years it is common to see a perm being done using such a cli- Oh my, what is this? Clemassoon units. Clemassoon units. I always say- That was after Public Enemy kicked out Terminator. Goddammit.

Public Enemy kicked out Terminator. It's comfortable to sit under one because it's not too hot and also there's more space to move within. These units are us solely used for several things.

I haven't seen them in use with perms, with wet sets, and with doing color. On me, they also use it to dry my hair after a trim slash cut. I did a perm set on myself yesterday, also using the perm stick and the cotton and towel. To also me, this all is such a nice feeling. This time it was extra fun

because someone was watching it over the Skype webcam. I don't know who, but they were. I think this one's going to be a little more permanent than the others. Live perming! Only seven credits!

Streaming it on Twitch. Getting perm emotes in the chat, like PogChamper. The live show is so much weirder after COVID. The Pog emote for that is just like a bundle of hair, but like the lips are coming out of the hair.

It was a very interesting, like, attressive hair, you see. Chad, and I hope it can happen again in the future.

It is very nice. I bet that was a very interesting chat. Are you getting a perm, huh? Yeah, I'm getting a perm. So hair, huh?

Oh, that's great. I really like perms. I like perms, too, actually. Wow. Wait, were you watching too?

It is very nice that we have the internet now so we can meet others that have some kind of hair-related fetish. The world got a little bit smaller. You are not alone anymore. Period. Perhaps you wish to be able to webcam chat with me just write me an email on the email address and we will

see what is possible he keeps combining words like multiple like different words into one word it's like I'm reading I've added the tags spiel umhang and vickler come with me I've added the tags Spiel, Umhang, and Wickler.

Come with me and you'll sit in a chair for like four hours. Did the person that was watching do you think that they knew it was a fetish or were they just like, what the hell am I looking at? Oh, you like it, don't you? What is this?

Is this person going to die? Do I need to call a superhero to come save them? I feel like I've been in a rut. I feel like I've been in a rut for, I don't know, the last year and a half for some reason. I could use some sort of new hope. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, a new hope? Part one. A new year. A new hope? Part one. A new year. A new hope? Or will the fake people all over the globe playing their look, I use a female name so I am a woman games. What? I'm sorry?

What? Take that. And now there's a poll. I think trans people? It's a little confusing, trans people? it's a little confusing I don't know I think it's a game though I think it's just talking about like

World of Warcraft people who are like yeah no I'm a lady I'm a lady yeah tell me about your dick oh you know what cause there is actually a poll here internet fake females are boring like hell that's the question what? Because there is actually a poll here. Yeah, there is a poll. Internet fake females are boring like hell. That's the question. What?

I voted no, I like being fooled by such people, which was the least popular answer. I voted hey, I am such a faker. A perm is a wonderful way of chancing how you look and after some time with a perm then the roots show off your not so curly hair so here we go again okay i don't know why that one's in quotes because it's not a in that particular use but that's fine and again well because my roots my real roots are obviously not straight they should be coming out permanent yeah like oh i can see the the bottom of your hair

it's not curly like what are you talking about what and then there's a picture of two women smiling for a picture but like sort of under duress in all cases yeah they look very scared then the second picture is a picture of a random hairstylist looking at her phone and definitely not knowing she's being photographed always good hey friend oh he doesn't tag it as his own picture, so. Hey, friends. Yeah. I've noticed something here. What have you noticed?

You are pretty observant. This is a website for perms. I have yet to actually see a perm. I've only seen the process of one being made. Right. This is somebody into the process of the perming, not the end result. He explained

as much in his original thing. I guess so. He said that he likes the salon, he likes the chairs. He talks a lot about the chairs, and then in the thing I read, said I love all of that shit, and also you have curly hair at the end, so that's okay.

Pretty. Wasn't he a little disappointed, actually? Because now he can't have a perm for a while. Yeah, it's hard to perm it again. Do you think there's going to be an after picture in all of this, or just nothing but durings? Maybe there'll be an accidental one.

I was expecting there to be before and afters. It's like, see, this is gross. Oh, this is so much better. No, no, no, no. I think it's just going to all be derings. Leave it all in. Boots, I don't go look at porn images of women already covered in cum. Yes, you do.

I caught you the other day. Yeah, okay. I mean, but normal people. ComeToDisappointedgirls.com. I got something to read for you. Cool. I'm going to read you all W's. Part three.

All W's? Okay. Which are probably V's, because it's... Oh, yeah, sorry. Is this like a Twitter account, like perms posting their Ws or something? Like a perm saved a cat from getting run over? Like, what's going on here? Perms rock.

Why? He just thinks it's really funny. Why? Why am I attracted to these things uh because you're a fetish it is said that during childhood puberty when you first start to develop sexual feelings a fetish can form yeah cosine i think that i think that must have happened with me too yes it is possible though that is what happened, yes. I know that I started to look for

women in perm rods or curlers or under a dryer in teen years. I tried to imagine how it would feel. In fact, I wanted to feel it on my own hair too. Yes. But curls

on me? How? What? Sorry, how slash what? Curly hair on a man? What the hell? Did you do anything else with your time? Wait.

Hair salons? Sorry, this is a sentence. How slash what, et cetera, ellipses. That's a sentence. You're right. That is the definition. While you were in English class, I studied the Purr. I was so afraid of how people would react to that.

These fears kept me from making the big leap to a real Purr. But I fin- finally did it. And boy, it was fun. Right now I must be addicted or so. They call me addicted or so. Or so's pretty good. To a real perm? What's a fake perm?

So I can't answer why I feel this way, but I really enjoy this, and I hope many of you will also be able to enjoy it. Man, he set up an entire blog for this thing and just hasn't had the time to introspect on any of it yet. I mean, it's just been a whirlwind of... Oh my god, so many parties. Yeah. Hey, hey, y'all. Y'all shut up. Shut up.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I had a comment on this. My name is Pauly. Oh, hey, y'all. Y'all shut up. Shut up. Oh, yeah, yeah. I had a comment on this. My name is Pauly. Oh, hey, Pauly. Hey, what's up, Pauly? Yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah, yo. Yeah, what's up, Pauly?

Listen, listen. Fucking listen. Mine was when I saw a guy in perm rods. I was hooked right then. Ever since then, I am sexually aroused by perms. The smell is a big turn on for me, too. I love curls on guys. Yeah.

Yes. Pauly. Fucking Pauly! Hey, uh, hey, Portex. Uh, yeah? I've heard that you've been getting opinions. I do occasionally get opinions on the internet. Yeah, I heard that about you.

Yeah, I heard you've done it at least four times um yes uh so last week i mentioned about ending 2012 with a bang well a bang is something hair related uh but i meant it more as i will just a little bit of a little bit a little bit of hair humor Is this thing on? Over the last years I have been very active On the internet I don't know if all of you all know this Playing it a fair

About who I am and what I feel Oh, unlike the fakers Right Death of false perms I don't like it that way Too many men still play their mind games Oh, unlike the fakers. Right. Yeah, okay. Death to false perms. I don't like it that way. Too many men still play their mind games claiming that they are females, etc. Know I am who I am.

An asshole, apparently. This way, I don't have to lose time and effort in things that will lead to nothing. Huh. Okay. My philosophy is shared by others, too, and because of that, I've found some nice friends over the years. Look at the blog roll, and off co-ars. I have been.

And off co-ars. Also, my real other friends that I chat with over the Yahoo Messenger. Actually, your hair's not that coarse at all. Hey, you said you didn't have Yahoo messenger. Lies. You lied

to me. I hate liars. Earlier this month, I got some very nice material from someone, and we'll share it here. What we see here is a nice woman getting ready to get a nice hair washing. Alright?

She was rolled in nice perm rods, green and blue rods and sticks under the rubbers of the perm rods. She looks, she has, she definitely does not have a please let me go. She's nice. She's too nice. Put the curlers on, you'll never see your family again. A nice side view of my victim. Then the stinky chemicals came into play. Well protected.

Hey, Polly loves those. And Polly loves the stinky chemicals. Yeah. I love stinky chemicals on guys. Well protected with a heavy duty cape, some cotton wool, and the neck tray. With a plastic bag over her rugs, she still looks sweet. The smile helps even extra. That is quite a smile.

Getting a perm done is a long process. Proches. Proces. A good trained stylist can wind a perm in 20 to 25 minutes, but the chemicals need their time. Also, the rinsing need to be done well and good. To me, the whole time in perm rods is just an amazing feeling. Yes, yes, I, yes, we have figured that out. I believe she...

I'm perms! I believe she... I'm perms, everybody! I believe she shares a bit of my passion. No, she doesn't. Or at least I hope she does, and is most likely thinking, how will the curls turn out? I mean, she probably is because she probably paid for this. Well, that was that.

Sweet curls. Who of you all will follow her in this trend in 2013? Oh, we got a poll. Oh, okay. Poll time, everyone. Poll time. Oh, man. It, we got a poll. Okay, poll time, everyone. Poll time. It's a real good poll. Okay, so, big question.

Drumroll, please. Does she look very nice? So our option... So that's like a yes or no? Oh, yeah. We got a few options here. Number one, she looks very nice without the perm. Second, she looks very nice during the whole process,

pro-cheese, and with her curls. Third is she looks very nice with her new curly look. Okay. Fourth is she looks very nice in perm rods, et cetera, which is, I think, just a second. That's a bit different from the second one. And my favorite option in every internet poll ever no opinion

no opinion vote vote but we all have votes I'm the only no opinion not anymore before you did that there was zero votes for no opinion but there were 213 votes total I'm not going to vote because I think she looks nice either way

see why is that not an option I wonder I think that's what the second one's supposed to be I just like the no opinion option like well I'm going to search out this Dutch guy's blog about really being into perms

I'm going to search that out specifically but on this one perm on this one page, eh, I could go either way. Just eh. I do feel like not including an option of she doesn't look nice is like this guy at least understands part of the internet. Like, you know, he can't put it in. Yeah. No opinion.

Yeah. I'm not seeing these polls. I feel like I'm missing out. Are you in incognito or anything like that? Yes, I am. That seemed to be what was messing it up for me, so I decided to be my true self and show myself a little. You have to not be a coward.

The thing about Incognito is that it doesn't go into your history, so it's not permanent. Hey! Hey! I really like the roots of that joke, Frank. Okay. F plus. Yes, yes.

Oh, no. We're in trouble. Oh, God. Six years ago today. Oh, no. I'm my first victim. My very first perm was done. And since then,

I have been curly ever since. Your whole body? Over the last six years, it was me lying in the sink that way. For over twenty times. In fact, in 2012, my twenty-fifth

perm will be done. Last year, I decided to stop blogging because I had no internet for some two weeks and lost ideas to keep on posting. You know, no fucking gems like this. Every summer, perms grow there. That's the problem with having such high standards.

There's a French perm. By Grabthar's perm rod, you shall be avenged. Also, I was hoping for more help, by which I mean help from Moe Sislak from The Simpsons, from the many readers here. It's clear to me that having a sexual fetish that is related to things in a salon

or something to do with hair is not that uncommon, so wouldn't it be nice to have a place for us in the internet? A board, a chat room, etc. There used to be very active groups on Yahoo, but most ended up with all kind of spam. Spamming it. Let's see what and who I can reach with this blog. Let's see what I can reach? What Cthulhu beast of error

can you bring to summon? You know, I know that Orson Welles had to stoop pretty low towards the end, but I didn't know he was reading blogs. I've tagged this with Crowlin and Lockin.

Finding half-edged contacts on the net. Hey, of course. In the comments, three people welcome you back and say that they love your content and have missed you while you're away. Then you have a response.

I went back to literally, I looked at it and for years I posted diligently every Friday. Every single Friday of the week. I must have put it in my calendar or something. Oh no, that's extra

credit schedule. Shit. He knows calendar or something. Oh, no. Oh, no, that's extra credit schedule. Shit. He knows. He knows. Oh, no. Anyway, Lemon, you had a response in the comments. Oh, yes. So thank you.

Yes. So they all said, hey, welcome back. And I said, thanks, Al. I hope my blog will inspire more people to follow their fetish dreams. Fetish dreams on one word. Fetish and dreaming. That's the first single from his upcoming album. Fetish dreams.

Fetish dreaming on such a pervy day. My aesthetic is fetish dream. I think that was a paperweight album when they follow their fetish dreams they will really do something with it Toast of course it was a paperweight album because it wasn't permanent

Frank already made that joke leave we've already made that joke Leave We've already made that joke Too bad Making it again This whole episode is that joke That's surely the first time In this podcast ever

We've made the exact same joke 37 times in a row So this is We are breaking the ground here No diggity Hey Toast times in a row. So, this is where we're breaking the ground here. No diggity. Hey, Toast. Yes? Could you please take Shoot That Question, Part 3?

Yes, I will take that question. Shoot that question. The question's what I call my hostages. It's fun. This is apparently Shoot That Question, Part 3. If I don't get a perm, I will shoot that question part three. So if I don't get a perm, I will shoot one question every hour. It's still shoot that question this month.

Next week. Last part is this or operating room there. That's a joke for three people. Question. There, that's a joke for three people. Question. How did the hairdresser react when you asked for a perm for the first time? Well.

Here, okay? That'll be this much money? Well, since I was way too scared to ask for a perm in the salon. Again, not sure what those quote marks mean, but whatever. So I called in advance. That salon was open some three to four months before I went there, and they had leaflets put out with their prices on it. Everything for 11 euros.

Yes, I am a cheap person. Wink. So I called on my phone and asked them if i read it okay that everything for 11 euros yes she replied what are you referring to me a perm she a perm for a man a bit of silence for us what not it the rest is it's? The rest is here, and I guess it's another blog post going through every step of this perm. Oh.

Today I walked by my quote-unquote salon and a few others, no perms being done. Oh no. Not far from my salon, a new salon opened with also very low

prices for cuts. Woman, 12 euros. Excuse me, excuse me, Mr. John Toast. Yes, yes, yes. I'm going to do, I'm going to give you this right here, and you're going to be playing the part of Yeroun. Yeroun. And we're just going to give you this right here. And you're going to be playing the part of Yerun.

And we're just going to act this out, right? All right, yeah, yeah. We'll do this duet. Here we go. You got it, you got it. I called to the salon and asked, I have your leaflet. All your prices are 11 euro?

Dash question mark for everything? Uh, yes. What would you like? A perm. Uh, a perm? For a man? Dun dun dun! Kill Bill Cyrus. How long is your hair? Well, about 15 centimeters, or six inches on the top.

That will be 14 euros. Oh, shit. That's all? You drive a hard parking permit. No. No cream and mask and wash and cut. You have to pay for all of that. Holy shit.

This is the blue tax. Good. Yeah, I get it. So for 25 euro dash, how long in time will it take? Comma dash comma. Comma dash comma. Let's make a little sad face. It's actually European currency format.

Oh, okay. So make fun European currency format. Oh, okay. So make fun of it more. Yeah, exactly. They're doing it wrong. That would be like about two hours. Is that possible today? Yes, no problem. Okay, I will be there in 20 minutes.

And curtain. Yay! I love a happy ending. I love a happy ending. I love a curly ending. Well, it doesn't have a happy ending. I don't know. Because he actually doesn't like it. Well, I...

Hang on. Tragic. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so... I scrolled down and saw something very notable here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so... I scrolled down and saw something very notable here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, actually, we're going to go through this story here.

You know what? Just take it from there, John. Oh, okay. I decided to call first for two reasons. First reasons, telling about having the perm is easier over the phone. Second reason, colon, an appointment made. So I couldn't go back. I called them around.

You cannot cancel appointments. We all know this. What the fuck? I called them around 1,500 hours, and 15 minutes later, I was at the salon. I stayed on the other side of the street to look inside. Too bad many customers. This way I lost over 45 minutes in time because each time someone else was entering

the salon. Finally I did. I opened the door and one of the two women came to me. She asked, how can we help you? I, this is me talking, I called earlier. Oh yes, the perm. You have to wait. We are busy right now. Okay, I said. Fucking thrilling. What the fuck? You made an appointment

what the hell he does not know what an appointment is he's never made one you waited outside for 45 minutes absolutely flummoxed by this skip skip that next paragraph it gets sexier from there okay um so do i begin with the comb? I think she then began. Yes. She then began with a comb going through my hair and made a division using he width of a perm rod. The hair on both sides had a clipper in it. She began putting in these rods in the middle at the front. I tried to count them all, but after 10, I lost the count. I was masturbating way too hard, so I couldn't. I ran out of fingers and toes, too.

That's why he didn't realize there was a difference between the 11 euro price and the 14 euro price that was quoted. Oh, yeah, see? You're getting the lore. After she had put in the complete middle row, the last two were thinner blue rods. She started with my right side, first in the back, and after that five rond, from the top to my ears, the complete process of winding was over 30 minutes long. And at least 50 rods were strapped in my hair. It felt very good. 50 rods strapped in your hair. It felt very good. 50 rods strapped in your hair.

It doesn't feel good. He's fucking lying. She went away to get things. Some minutes passed. Dot, dot, dot. I was looking at myself with perm rods nicely wound in my hair. It felt great. I turned my head to the right and left to look at all them rods.

Yeah. All them rods. Look at all them rods. Frank, have you unzipped? Because I've been like them. Do you think that I even get, I'm not even clothed for recordings anymore, poor guy. Oh, really? Yeah, even like the not fetish.

Has this podcast just desensitized you? He keeps busting holes in his beige shorts. I was thinking he has to burn all his clothes to cleanse himself every episode. Too bad there was no mirror on the other side of the room, so I couldn't see the back of my head. She returned with a neck tray. In this tray was some cotton and a bottle and plastic gloves. She took the cotton

and made a hole in the middle. Made a quote-unquote hole in the middle. Using this quote-unquote hole. Sorry to use this technical terminology. What was it really? She put the cotton round the first rod in the middle front of my head.

The middle front. Isn't that a haircut? Like, this is, like, everything is so exciting and new. Both sides of the cotton she put under the rods and made the together at my back. The neck tray was put in place round my neck. Uh-huh. She put on the gloves and holed in her hands the bottle of fluid and some cotton. She started applying this fluid on the rods and used the cotton to better distribute it.

The complete bottle was used and she shortly went away. She came back with the same bottle, this time only half full. Half empty. The was put in my hair as well and went away again. Yep. She retoured with a cap and towel, both black.

She removed the neck tray and applied the cap on my head. After that, she over this cap the towel. Do you want something to drink or read? A coffee, please. Yeah, I want to read the coffee. Do you want me to read the coffee? I don't think I can do that.

She said that this will take 50 minutes to process. I was there sitting under a black Under a back cape Several towels And this cap on my head Some rods at the back I could see During this long 15 minutes I drank my coffee My dick got real hard during all this

My over 20 year old was coming to me We got there So Portex you've just been saying yep that does happen To all of these did that happen to you That's part of the process She's gonna next bring out a curler for that And that's gonna I've been to the salon before

Frank She produced a little Those chemicals smell worse The curling chemicals do not smell that great i'm just anyone out there is considering a dick permanent polly is polly is really into those ones though hell yeah why do you think i go that's why they call me stinky dick polly that is what we call you.

It's not an ironic nickname. Just skip forward to, like, the second last paragraph. Okay. And the counter. Okay, okay. And the counter I paid her. Wow, I had a perm for only 27 euros in total. I gave a small tip. Jump tip and clicked my heels together, perhaps too small.

When my friends and family also like my perm, I think I will go back to the salon and gave some more tip. The put this money in a small cow. Looks like a piggy bank. I went home with this curly look each time. When I touched this curls, I feel special. The quote-unquote moose made the curls a bit hard.

Yep. Just like me. Nice. Dick moose. That last part wasn't there, but it might as well have been. Before you judge him too harshly, he's the only person in the Netherlands that's ever tipped somebody for service. Hey, Shell Game. Yes?

I would like you to dive into a topic that was briefly covered in the intro. So can you read all Fs, part four? Oh, sure. I will. I'd be happy to read his part. All Fs? All Fs. Oops.

All Fs. Herms posting their Fs. Alfs. Alf gets a permanent. This is all Fs. Well, this is part four. So it's not all of the all Fs. It's some of the all Fs. Part IV.

It's only rated two stars. Won someone vote it? Yeah, this one's got two stars. And before any of you go voting for it, Frank, someone voted? Yeah, this one's got two stars. And before any of you go voting for it, Frank, this week, it's Al about

fakes. A picture of a woman sobbing. It is Al about fakes. Yep, it's Al about fakes. I don't think so, Tim. Oh, come on, Al, let's get a permit. I don't think so, Tim. Oh, come on, Hal. Let's get a permit.

I don't think so, Tim. Fakes are people that are afraid of their fetish, and therefore, behind a screen name, often of the opposite gender. What is this guy's fucking deal about this shit? He's obsessed with this thing.

And hoping that you will help them into getting hot quote unquote over chatting about certain fetish things which is hyphenated so they can jerk their jerk their

wiener. As in Gina and Dina wiener. Oh yeah. I'm jer and Dina Weiner. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm jerking my Weiner. Oh yeah. Smelt like Weezer. Oh, I'm jerking my Weiner so good.

Smelt like Weezer. And I make that comparison for a reason. Oh my God. We all know who they are, but they keep coming back. New name. Slash Yahoo profile. Slash MSN and mail-a-ra-dace.

Oh my god. New story, but of course that all does not change who you are really dealing with. Not that I've been fooled like a dozen times or so, but you know.

These fakes seem to be multiplying like rabbits and keep wasting our time in hope to get it off get it off I got sticky fetish juice on me well

it just pisses us off like hell is that a royal pisses us off like hell! Is that a royal? It pisses us off! Space comma space, so just stop with it! If you want us to believe you are a female, then show yourself over webcam! Fuck you! I'm not gonna see!

I mean, that's... We... Poor Tex, that's only fair. I'm not gonna. We. I mean, that's. We. Portex, that's only fair. That is only fair. Jesus. Like, you have spent, you have spent all this time saying, I'm a woman.

That is how I say it. I'm just walking down the street. I'm a woman. I'm a woman. Look out, everybody. I'm a woman. It's me, Portex. I'm a woman. You know, everybody! I'm a woman! It's me, Portex! I'm a woman! You know, some of my good times

with you, Portex, have been when you just keep saying that on repeat. I'm a woman! Walking around straight-legged like an R-crumb drawing. I'm a woman! I'm a woman! But we have heard

all possible excuses on that topic. You're too fucking creepy. Why am I tied up in here? Wow, that sounds hard. Or not? Wow. You decide. Oh, oh, Yorun.

Only want to chat with real females? Yorun want chat with real females. No. I just don't like to be fooled with. It's not only men playing some kind of game that they want to be a female and hope for more slash other response. What? But there are also males that live in their

dream slash fantasy and they try to bring it all as the truth. Roleplaying or in hope of different response by keeping up all these kinds of lies, well, to me, it doesn't do anything. Good for you.

Except annoy me. That is the most important factor in all this. Yeah, they're the creeps in this situation. That's not this guy jerking off furiously to getting hair curled, which he totally 100% was in that story earlier, trust me. Yeah, for decades. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, stop being, you know, stop annoying me by being fake. That's the grossest thing ever.

Meanwhile, he's setting his coffee on his, like, hard dick in the salon. He waited for years until he found the cheapest possible perm place. So they're probably... They've seen it. Yeah. Are you going to give me a perm? Yes. You creepy little...

Really? For real? Okay. Hey, just so you know, I'm not one of those fakes. I'm just a man who wants a perm. This stuff smells really good, huh? Oh, no? If the curler is in, I'll let Dalday if you want.

I have to sit silently in this chair, and I'm not allowed to talk to you? That's how this perm works? Have I told you that I don't like creepy people? I'd like to talk further. Can I get your email address? Liars and fakes need not apply. I also don't have a messenger. I just would like to chat with real people that have some kind of fetish related to salons slash capes.

Maybe perms? Wing? Possibly. Maybe. Maybe. But just be who slash what you really are. you really are. And if you get horny over certain things, to be fair about it, if you

really once had such treatment done, or that you can quote-unquote dream about it... You with me? No! I am very far away. I know!

I know how it feels to have such feelings. And getting stuck at daydreams. It took me 20 years to get a perm done. So during those 20 years, I dreamt. But I never try to trick an other into thinking I did more than I really did. How would you trick someone into thinking you got a perm? You fucking weirdo. I did more. I did more than I really did. How would you trick someone to thinking you got a perm? You fucking weirdo. I did more. I did more than I really did. Get it?

Oh. Well, okay. I take it back then, I guess. During the last years, I have made many friends online. Most men, double space, and some woman. You know, I think he's using woman when he means women, but that's actually

probably actually accurate. These are my friends and some woman. I don't know. I'm counting the lady who did my perm as that woman. She just keeps yelling, I'm a woman. I'm a woman.

She's the one woman. One of is very, very dear to me. But all of these people are fair to me. Of course, they don't all have 100% matching fetish with me. Some males like to cross-dress,

etc. But they are fair! And that's very important. That's very important.'s very important be fair not fake and I need to point out that I wrote this on Christmas Eve Mom can I come over for Christmas dinner? No!

No you can't! Santa checked his naughty list he's like yeah well it actually got bolded since last also if the netherlands is anything like germany that means they like you celebrate christmas on christmas eve yeah good you know shell i know how it feels to have such feelings oh do you i do i just I know exactly how it feels to have such feelings. Good. Good.

Great. I'm glad. I knew that we were kindred spirits. I feel a feeling so complicated. I'd like to read a post titled, Meet and Greet a Fellow, and then in parentheses, hair, fetish person, part three. Okay. I am the fetish person.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Part three of four, actually. Okay. Oh, part three okay yeah yeah yeah part three of four actually okay first first i got some reactions on yahoo messenger slash email about the photo from last week yes it's a perm the rods are called creative shapers from a brand with the name Wella. A hair compagnie. It's because it's from the hair cam region of France. From Germany. With these shapers, one can create softer, bigger waves. Curls, so such perm is much more natural looking.

Not many salons use those shapers. Perhaps some of you can find such salons for me just comment here or come on yahoo messenger and see and i see why one set of rods with clams costs 13 euros per 10 where normal perm rods with rubber bands cost 2 euros per 12 here in germany perms seem to be making a real comeback really not only grannies get perms done sure that's wrong but sure that's not true but more and more younger woman asshole now let's hope some men too oh well i get perms that should be enough. Or not. Pick one. I once met a fellow hair fetish person. Yes, a man. Well, because you must fugured out already,

most active on the internet with some kind of fetish are men. Some of them pretend to be female. What? Why? Well, your guess is as good as mine. God damn it. What is your opinion on those kind of people, by the way? I'm sure that he doesn't have four parts worth of opinion. It's fine.

With this man, I emailed a few times, and then we really met. His fetish was more the other site. He liked to wear aprons and smock. Kittel in German. We talked a lot. He even told me he had some talks with a therapist to clear his mind of these feelings. But that didn't work out because he wanted to enjoy the feelings. I thought it was going to be because it turned out the therapist was actually like the lady that works in the hair salon.

Then we went to a small room in his house with a big barber chair and all the stuff... Junk! And all the stuff normally needed to get a haircut. And, of course, lots of apron capes, etc. We had some play. He caped me and put some rods in my hair. Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. Fuck! Afterwards, he even gave me a cape to keep my white one. Afterwards? Oh, he gets a fetish souvenir. How sweet. I must say, it really felt good to be able to meet someone with this kind of fetish.

It's a much more powerful experience, uh, expirance than staring at a chat window, etc. I can only say to all, be honest and fair, open up on chat with webcam, or make a meet. Somewhere in the general vicinity

of honest, honest, like, you know, ish. It will do you good, trust me. The last couple of Fridays, I walked by my salon, and a few more, and of course, I peeked inside. I fogged up the windows and stared for four hours. One time at another salon, then mine,

a perm was being done on an elderly woman using a perm tray. Run, Granny. Some people really like it when those are used. I have had two perms done with such a tray. It looked a bit, well, you guess, oh well. I couldn't, I didn't guess. Come on, we all got to guess. You guessed.

He couldn't have given me as much time as you like. He turned his head to a giant topiary. That's what happened. Does it look oh well? Oh well. But I did enjoy it all. But I also enjoy it without the perm tray. Feeling the perm rods tightly in my hair.

Feeling the cold fluid. The smell. Oh, boy. Good. Is that like free-balling? I can hardly wait until my next perm. Yeah. Perhaps some of you want to chat with me with webcam.

Look me up on Yahoo Messenger. But why? Why does he want the webcam? I don't understand. Has he brought it up yet? I haven't paid attention. Or send me an email. Which doesn't involve webcam.

Okay, so can we get a webcam, all right? But instead of just like a regular face, can we get like clutch cargo mouth, like synchro box yes yes on there would you like that uh i just noticed there's a poll for this so would you like to meet another and other hair fetish person yeah so there's uh yes it would be nice but i am kind of shy that's that the top voted one too bad you gotta use your webcam yes yes I would but how to arrange it that's 43% of the vote there's no I only live in my fetish I only live my

fetish things alone and then there's no other reason and yes other reason please post comment girls and their fetish things oh we have that fetish hope chest that we all have. You know. Little box.

It's April. The girls have their fetish things. Different quest. Hey. Can you tell me about a fetish? I really hope he's going to ask, Hey guys, do you think this is a fetish I'm hoping

I'm really into fakes I love fakes But No A fetish So I hope y'all are sitting down for this For me

She looks so scared Yeah she looks like Yeah I guess you can take her I hope y'all sitting down for this. For me? The picture looks so scary. Yeah, she looks like... Yeah, I guess you can take a photo. Yeah, he just walked up to her and said, a fetish? And took a shot of her going, huh? For me, perms are a fetish. Oh, really?

Oh! Like, look, look, look! Look, look, look. He's been running this blog for, what, 25 fucking years or some shit? You need to always be able to attract a new audience. To be fair, we have been

going back in time. We're 2009 now. Wow. This has been a reverse chronological process. Maybe he hadn't figured it out until just now. Or maybe he did the blog for a few years

and was like, have I ever made it clear to my readers that this is, oh, you know, I don't know if I've really made it clear. Oh my God. What if they think I'm a fake? Yeah, this podcast

is kind of in memento order. He's just got perms turned me on written over his body a million times. Permed into his hair. Yeah. It spells out different letters. In cursive, because it's a perm. Yeah.

What does that mean? I don't know. Well, I get sexually aroused by seeing I get sexually aroused by seeing photos as the one above this blog entry why that is I don't understand myself

I agree with that I agree with that. I agree with that. As J-O material, because every one of these blog posts starts with a photo, and I know that that's your J-O material, and it is fucking baffling. Yes. It's a bunch of just uncomfortable women in plastic.

Oh, you like it when women are uncomfortable? Yeah, that's interesting. Interesting. Odd. After reading on the internet, it probably has some time to do what happened in my childhood. What I can't remember from that is that when I was

12, 13 years old, I started getting these feelings when seeing a woman getting a perm. But that's not a thing that happened, man. That's not an origin story. No, it was very dramatic. There were some

psychosexual shit going on there. Freud is wrong most of the time, but he was right that time. Then I resolved to be Dr. Perm. Now everyone will have a perm. I don't want to cure cancer. Now everyone will have a perm. I don't want to cure cancer. I want to get a perm. I want everyone to get a perm.

I knew it would be a problem if he saw somebody getting a perm at some point. That's something nobody walks away from. I knew I was going to be this. They called me the kid who saw a lady getting a perm once. I'm too waffly. I like that so much that I look

inside hair salons when I walked by. Watch those makeover programs on TV because sometimes hair rollers or perms could be seen. But like the programs are on TV, man. What do you want?

You should be recording them. Well, did I mention that the TV was in a whorehouse? Okay. Okay. Did I mention that? That's just normal. In the middle of the whorehouse watching.

In the whorehouse where your mother was being banged at the time and then just looking around this thing on tv is like really arousing anyone else what are you talking about banged while she got bangs she got bangs see she was getting bangs on the other room so many just fucking a plus jokes man i hope you guys you're welcome in your reels we'll just sort of edit them all into one big joke because i never run out and then every time it'll just be same joke same joke hey hey when you dig a well when you dig a well, when you dig a well, do you expect there to be anything but water? She got a good point. No, it's the same water. She got a good point.

Hey, Lemon, I think that rule should be permanent. Yes! Same joke! Yes! Same joke! Same joke. When I say same, you say joke. Same.

Same. Joke. Same. J joke. Same. Same. Same. Good. Your coordination is really good. Really, really good. I even played with my mother's hair rollers, putting them in my hair and pretending I was in a salon. That makes you a faker.

That doesn't make him a faker, actually. He wasn't even a real salon. Yeah, see? I'm not fake, I'm not fake, I say as I shrivel up and turn into a hair roller. Fetish drill. To make the play more real, I bought real perm rods

and later a hair cape and lots of other stuff. The play looks more real, but of course it's just play. So March 2-0-0-6, 2-0-0-6, I went a step further and started getting perms, and still I like going to the salon for a perm or trim. We know. I heard. a step further and started getting perms and still I like going to the salon for a perm or trim. Uh-huh. We know. I heard.

How do you feel about it? Word on the street. I noticed since I started using internet that many more people have this thing concerning perms, but like with many other fetishes, it's hard to really speak with someone about it. My chat is open. Here's my email, email and Yahoo Messenger.

I will even show myself in real time over a webcam if I can see you. I love, like with other fetishes, it's really hard to speak about it. Here's this blog I've been maintaining for 25 years and my email address. Let's cam with each other. Yeah, this is him being shy. And my email address. Let's cam with each other. Yeah, this is him being shy, so.

A fetish sounds strange, but it is not. It is not different as well. Actually, by definition, it is. Yeah? That's actually in the definition of the word. It is not. All right, Frank's got you there. Why don't you come back? Point dis point disproven man that was good i believe it has to do with sexual fantasies fantasies and we fantasies fantasies when you take those fantasies you get when you take fentanyl? Fentanyl fantasies.

Yes. And we all have these. Talking about it is not strange. I think it's easier chatting with someone that had this or another hair-related fetish than going in blind. You think it's easier to talk to people who have the fetish about the fetish than just guessing if someone has the fetish? I mean, that's how the rest of the the fetish than just guessing if someone has the fetish. I mean, that's how the rest of the internet does it. Just guessing.

Yeah. I started a few Yahoo groups in hope of finding some serious people. I started this blog for the same. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you for your service. Well, unfortunately this is 2009, so not that much has happened so far. Everybody is scared of their feelings? Everybody is scared of me? Yeah.

Their feelings are not what they're afraid of. Better to hide and avoid than to live them? This guy is the Marquis de Sade of firms. Or at least Marquis de Sade of firms. Or at least the Grandpa de Sade. Beard.

Oh, snap. Oh, snap. Oh, snap. Oh, snap. I started to live my fantasy. I am real, not just a fake woman screen name in hope of response. This happened to this guy once. I guarantee you, maybe

once at most. Maybe. Yeah, he's just coming out of the gate with this, isn't he? It happened to him a bunch. If it happened to him a bunch, it was probably CurlerFucker6969 as a dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

CurlerFucker69, I want to chat with him. How hot is your pussy when you get curlers in your hair? If you can't trust Curlerfucker6969, who are you supposed to trust in this society? Curlerfucker6969 is actually a pillar of the community. He's a straightforward, honest guy. I voted for him. Cur6969 let me down I hope keep rolling

420 isn't going to let me down either we actually called him Rods of the community Permigrods too bad that many people stay afraid or even worse hide by using a woman's name a woman's name a woman's a fetish is much more common with men

than women so if you find a woman on the net to that you chat with the 99 at the time it's a man playing some sort of game okay fuck jesus christ some are cross crossdressers and say so which is okay to me so are only there to get you excited and off course themselves i'm kind of of course you know i was uh i thought i was into crossdressing but then i ran into this guy and i don't know i think i'm gonna exit it and off course myself. That's why crossdressers are there is to get you exited. I really hat these men that say to be woman

and they are clearly not. Just angrily putting a ball cap on them. And then some broken links because this was posted in may 2009 yes including a yahoo group yep that was perming photos a collection of more than 4500 photos of the perming process oh they're lost i am fucking annoyed i am fucking annoyed a collection

of over 4500 photos of the perming process on yahoo i was like, oh boy! And that's just a photo of Dr. Phil when I clicked it. Fuck, man! Fuck you, Marissa Meyer! This is your fault! Why does Yahoo still exist? I do like the note on perming photos where he puts a little note. It's hard to get in and stay in. You have to help

and fill the database. Oh no! You went a month without adding your perm photos or perming photos thugs are going to come to your door. We know and fill the database. Oh, no. You went a month without adding your perm photos. The perming photos thugs are going to come to your door. We know you have the photos. Boots, not only does Yahoo still exist, but Shingy still has a job. What the fuck? Wait.

He got hired? No, no, no. Yahoo, he's been a Yahoo executive this entire time. If you're not familiar with Shingy, look in the show notes for this episode. Holy shit, Shingy with a perm. Oh, Shingy with a perm. That's a Tumblr account we can make right now if you really want. Would Shingy fake? That would be the new chicks with Buscemi eyes.

Okay. Okay. Okay. If anybody listening to this can make a good Photoshop of Shingy with a perm that's convincing, Boots will pay me $20. That is true. This is true. That is a promise. Yes.

It is a promise. I don't even have to make it. He can make it. That's fine. Boots! And you're running against the clock because I have Photoshop open and I'm going to turn it. Why do you keep agreeing to these?

It doesn't matter if he does. Whether or not he agrees to it is irrelevant. That's true. As long as Frank says it, it's contractual. That's just how it works. At this point, you've paid him, what, $60 for these things? Let's not get into that.

I think it's $40. Yeah. And I have literally paid him. Well, I don't get it, but it makes more sense than crypto, so I'll allow it. On that note, F+, what do we think we learned from all this? Oh. Oh, that what seems like a delightful subject at first can turn real gross which i know we've seen that before but i mean to be honest i was delighted by this like all

this dutch guy is really into perms he seems to be like really into the accoutrement he's having a lot of fun and then he's like no fake ladies online you need a webcam it's just like oh okay you're just creepy yeah good yeah he does get he does get nasty and like and and also like uh like has like because the actual i feel like the actual origin of him of of his whole thing is like pretty easy right because he's like it's the same thing as like um the the guys in the watch fetish that were like oh i'm wearing a lady's watch and look at me i'm wearing a lady's watch like you go into the perm shop yeah and they're gonna give you a perm because why the fuck would they care yeah that's that he was definitely weirding them out

in the time where he's treating it like a naughty sexual thing and they're just like oh god this guy's yeah they don't care yeah they don't care about giving you a perm they're fine with giving you a perm yeah like that's the only thing that makes that weird is that you are outwardly gross around other people yeah yeah no at first i was definitely like you know this guy is one of those responsible fetishists that doesn't include other people then i'm like oh wait half of the time he's doing it, it's in a public salon. Never mind. You know, Lemon, with the new lens you put that under, I just – I really think about that interaction over the phone more where he's just like, oh, how much is it?

She's like, 12 euros. He's like, oh, really? That little? No, no, for you, it's 15. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And she's just the whole time, she's just like, yeah, it's a perm?

Like, I'll be in in 20 minutes. Okay, I can't make an appointment for you, bye. You know, they threw like a... And then he shows up, and then they're like, you don't have an appointment. I guess you'll have to leave. The lady that did it, the rest of the salon girls are just like, we're going to get you a cake,

and we're going to throw you a little party, give you some me time. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. I learned spare the perm rod, spoil the perm child. See? New joke, though! New joke!

New joke! I don't like these new! It was the joke! New joke! Yes! New joke! I don't like these new jokes. Catch the wave! I whispered that earlier. It's not new at all. Damn it! You tricked me!

I did. I'm a fake. Fake jokes! You're going to find that in the edit and blow it up. Damn it! And if you got you know if you got a haircut

you want to talk about come to Ball Pet present us whatever gender you want that's fine yeah I don't I fucking

like I gotta I gotta tell ya I gotta tell ya if you're on the internet I don't care if that guy shows up we'll kick him out so don't worry about it

don't care it's that guy shows up, we'll kick him out, so don't worry about it. I don't care. It's weird when other people do. Yeah. Also, go to KindaDotFun. It's kinda fun. KindaDotFun, you got four different video games. One of which I had to keep from Reddit breaking it, so that was fun. Yeah.

Oh. You made it. You that was fun. Yeah. Oh. You made it. You said their name. Bye. Push a rock up a hill and hear my music intermittently. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. I mean, bye. what else you got frank with yeah let's let's get back let's just get back to our roots here What else you got, Frank West? Yeah, let's just get back to our roots here. I get it. So... Oh, shit, that's fucking good. Oh, my God. Because, like, the bottom of your hair is like...

Oh, it is? Is that? Oh, my God. Holy fuck. Has it been a long week? What a joke.