The F Plus - 365: The Bimboification of The F Plus

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

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I bimbofied a famous text. Okay, I think I've hit max bimboing. I'm not like them, I can pretend. The sun's gone, the heavy light. The day is done, I'm having fun. I think I'm done, maybe just sad. Hey, it's the F Plus podcast. I'm so glad you're here because we have terrible things,

but we're going to read them with enthusiasm, and we've got Boots Reingear. To be or not to totally be, that are the question. Whether tis basically, basically nobler in the mind, so super. Frank, what's- The F plus, basically, you know, sorta, kinda, absolutely, literally, basically, and like, no, kinda, absolutely, kinda, uh. John, so sorta.

Friends, Roman countrymen, lend me your ears. Me come to so totally bury Caesar, not to blaze him. Sanguinary novel! For 12 years, you've been totally asking, like, who is John Gull? This is John Gull speaking, man. Samantha's taking away your victims, so totally, totally destroyed your world.

You have, like, basically, basically hurt it. Dijon du jour. All the porn beef, like, whatevs, kamaquas were targeted at bare-swilling, sports-fod-dwelling alpha males. Men who like their pussycats, you know, stupid and submissive. And Lemon.

My kinda neck. My basically sorta back. Licked my pussy and mmm. Crack? Crack? Hey, F-Plus. Hi, Lemon. It's okay to be a bimbo.

Oh, thank God. It's okay to be a bimbo. Alright, bye. It's okay to be a bimbo. It's okay to be a bimbo. Oh, thank God. It's okay to be a bimbo. Alright, bye. It's okay to be a bimbo. It's okay to be a bimbo. It's okay to be a bimbo. It's okay to be a bimbo. It's okay to be a bimbo. It's okay to be a bimbo.

It's okay to be a bimbo. You know, the word bimbo has lost all meaning for me. It was a very serious word before this. That's a problem because we're going to be reading it a lot. Today, I'm going to take you all to Tumblr. It has been a while. It's been quite a while since I've been on Tumblr.

On Bimbowland? It's been quite a while since I've been on Tumblr. And what we're going to do today is we're all going to transform into bimbos. This is a document given to us by the lizard. And we've learned that there's a bunch of different kinds of bimbos, different sort of predilections of bimbos, sub phyla. And I think that that's interesting. And I think it's okay to be a bimbo. And so we're going to do exactly that thing.

Does that sound good? What if we run ahead and we're already bimbos? Do we have to do it again? Bimbos shouldn't read. Oh, you're right. Fuck. I guess I'm not a bimbo. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so let's start things off with, and basically, any

link that I post you here is going to have low-key pornography in it, so just know that going in. But we're going to start off with lordofthejiggles.tumblr.com. Lord of the Jiggles. I remember those commercials. Lord of the Jiggles describes themselves as a wannabe blob, they, them, into the darker side of fetism.

What? Oh, wow. Oh, no. Normally such a wholesome fetism. What? Oh, wow. Oh, no. Normally such a wholesome fetish. Oh, no. Polyamorous, please fat shame me, aspiring bimbo, something else. Wow. She's fucking throwing us right into the deep end, Lizard.

God damn. Jesus. So, Boots, you've got a whole bunch of pictures of women that basically look a lot like Coco T, Ice-T's wife. Yes. And then what does it say underneath that? It says, warning! Eventually, this will be you.

Coco T? Yeah. You start by looking pretty, wanting to get his attention. He will make you feel good. He will fill your mind with happiness. So you will go. Hey,

how do you see what I posted on Twitter? Dress prettier, feel sexier further and further until all traces of the boring, sensible girl eradicated just a dumb-looking sexual object. You will have moved beyond bimbo to porn dolly, and you will never have been freer or happier. Bimbo to, okay. Porn dolly? What's the bimbo to porn dolly pipeline? I don't think your spell worked, Boots.

What? Porn Dolly, I think At least you are protecting your back And you're moving heavy up lines Remember Don't be a hero When moving, always use your Porn Dolly You're not as strong as you think you are That is how Dolly is spelled here

I need a dolly to move a dick this big. You'll throw out your porn back. One thing that I personally enjoy about... Put your porn knees, not your porn back. Oh, shit. One thing that I personally enjoy about Lord of the Jiggles is they post photos of themselves naked holding hamburgers.

Yeah. Duh. Like Wimpy. It's pornography of Popeye's friend. I'll fuck you for a hamburger today and a hamburger tomorrow. I guess people have figured out exactly what they can get

away with on Tumblr these days. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's this. No pornography. Here's the line. Are we clear? It's not a female presenting hamburger. Okay.

Toast, we're off to Bimbos and Dolls. What do you got? Yes. Hello. I am Bimbos and Dolls, apparently. Cool. After just a few minutes of exposure to the Barbie brain drain audio file she found online, Kim found herself deep in a trance. Her eyes began to glaze over into an empty stare as the tiniest bit of drool began to dip from the side of her mouth.

I am a bubbly bimbo Barbie. I am a perfect plastic plaything. I am a bubbly bimbo Barbie. I am a perfect plastic plaything. I am a bubbly bimbo Barbie. I am a perfect plastic play thing. I'm bubbly bimbo. I'm a perfect plastic play thing again.

Damn it. There's some really good alliteration through all of that. What a nice fetish. This is kind of pornish. Yeah. Dijon Yes I'm excited about this I'm excited about this This bimbo transformation

That we're all going to be going through But I don't know I mean once I get You know Once I'm a bimbo I don't know where I should start my bimbo life Oh well Thankfully you have me, the mystery master.

Cool. Can you describe yourself in a single sentence? It's right at the top of the post. This tablet may contain... Oh, the other one. Okay. Enter if you dare. I'm a woman who used to be a hippie feminist,

but has fallen down the bimbofication rabbit hole and doesn't plan on ever finding a way to climb out. So she's like the reverse of that meme image where the lady picks up the book and then turns brunette. I don't know. I choose to think of a life where she has met her bimbo brunette. They love a happy life. That's beautiful. Just like, just like,

just like a, just like a hippie. And then like, like picking up an ax and then turning into a bimbo and chopping down a tree. I think I want to, I want to see like Animorphs book covers of all these transformations. That would be,

that would be really good. Tell me about yourself. Barbie vampire princess. Yeah. be really good. Tell me about yourself, Barbie Vampire Princess. Yeah, here to tell you where to start your bimbo life. Okay, cool. Often when people come to me for training, they're at the beginning

of their journey. They know they want to be a bimbo, but they don't know what to do. They all for advice and training but due to conflicting schedules it could be difficult to actually set up an attachment together there's just so many of these fucking bimbos that are just like weekend bimbos here are some steps you can take on your own, and hopefully we can set up training while you practice these. One, find an aesthetic to embrace and begin gathering what you need to live it.

All right, let's go to the aesthetics wiki. Here we go. So do what Nicki Minaj did, and you're done. You got it. Yeah. Create your bimbo nest. Bimbos come in a variety of styles. Okay. All right.

Great. If you get a bimbo off the rack, they're generally cheaper. You got your sporty bimbos. You got your bimbo bimbos. You got your not that sexy bimbos. Bimbo bambos. You got your math bimbos. You got your high-that-sexy bimbos. You got your math bimbos. You got your high-heel bimbos.

You gotta pick the right type combinations of bimbos to beat the gym leaders. Wow. I just veered that joke somewhere else entirely, because I didn't like it anymore. Frank, I thought that joke was very effective. Thank you. I swear to God. Real kill your darling situation I just hadn't said a joke in a while And I felt obligated

Frank, you were already well on your way To becoming the video game then I was about to chastise you For not meeting a joke quota I'm sorry boss, I'll work harder Alright, keep going, keep going please A wardrobe is built one piece at a time, and splurging early can lead to burnout. Just make sure your new clothes are pretty, tight, revealing, or a mix of all three.

Pretty, tight, revealing. Okay. All right. All right. All right. But I can just choose one. My clothes are pretty and tight, but they're not revealing, so it's just like a full-body morph suit. Same goes for makeup. Find the look. Watch tutorials. Slowly acquire all the needed pieces. Yes! Finally, my bimbofication

will be complete when I have the seven jewels of Karrasch! Make sure you can craft your bimbo body on the bimbo table i guess i don't know uh practice your look do your makeup in appropriate style do your aesthetic at least once per day at least once per day just just slather more makeup on just add more layers add Wear an outfit that matches. Cost two outfits that match once you have enough clothes to do so. Practice makes perfect. Number two, work on being dumb.

Can and will. How? And they say Americans are lazy. It takes work to be this dumb. Does that sound like a really good advert? Is this like a Zen Cone kind of thing? Like, if you want to learn how to be dumb, then you've already failed? You see this brain?

This brain costs less than your watch. Your thoughts don't matter as a bimbo. If people are having an intelligent conversation, feel free to tune out. Play with your hair. Check out cute people. Maybe just smile and giggle. A-I-D-A.

Always. Duh. Fuck fuck you're on your way you're doing good yeah yeah so i think my i think my grandma had had a pulmonary edema it was really terrible if anyone asks your

opinion just smile at them reply with someone like gee i don't really know like there's so many things stuff is just confusing you know i asked you where the bathroom that's fucking hot that is so fucking hot oh boy ma'am are you having a stroke? Oh, I don't know about those. What's a stroke? You mean like stroking me? I love you. So yes, if you wake up in the supermarket

and somebody says, who's the president? And you don't know, you're the hottest woman in the supermarket. And everyone in the supermarket got wet that day. Oh my God, there's been a car accident. Somebody call 911. Gee, I don't really know. There's so many things. Stuff is confusing, you know?

Okay, I'll bone you first and then call 911. Don't pay attention to the news. Don't learn about anything that's not fashion, cooking, or one of your personal hobbies. Cooking, excuse me? Okay, that's just good advice. That's just good advice.

Cooking, though? Yeah, no. By a dude? Because, like, bimbos don't cook. Wait, wait, wait. You think there's male influence in any of this? I thought the whole idea... Gee, I don't know.

There's just so many things. Does sandwich making count as cooking? I thought the whole idea... Gee, I don't know. There's just so many things. Does sandwich making count as cooking? I thought the whole idea of being a bimbo was that, you know, you got some sugar daddy so that he could get you takeout every day. You're not cooking. I want to learn more. I want to learn more. Please.

Sorry, sorry. All right. So I think you're really dumb, Lemon. So number three, I think you should be horny. Okay. You should be edging every day. Does that mean that I can ride the pony? Yes, every day.

But you have to jump off before you finish. You shouldn't come more than once a week, preferably less. What? Work your number of edges up whenever you can. Come less often. Be horny, don't come. That's my Zazzle shirt. Build up the

edging meter? Like, what is this? That's like the opposite of everything I stand for. Come less often. Being constantly horny and needy makes you better. Watch porn while you edge. Aim for lots of blowjobs and big tits. Bimbo porn is best.

Number four, hypnosis. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, if you have your own favorite files, go ahead and listen to these. You know, I recommend my own work. Oh, interesting. Wow. If you were curious. Just check out my SoundCloud, bro.

Literally. I will be checking out your SoundCloud. No, like literally check out my SoundCloud. You can check out Mystery Mastery on Hashtag Soundcloud if you wanted to F plus I would like to instruct you on the fine art of bimboification

Would you like to know my name? No, but you're gonna tell us Desperately, yes Wonderful My name is Stupid Fuckdog to know my name? No, but you're gonna tell us. Desperately, yes. Wonderful. My name is Stupid Fuckdog. Oh, good. Oh, wow. I'm a 21-year-old girl that's

really into orgasm denial. Also, nothing about this is fake. Anyway. So real. So, nothing about this is fake. Anyway. So real. Hmm. So, bespoke bimbos. And then I'm going to give you the pronunciation, but I had a problem with diacritics,

so I just kind of wrote bespoke a lot. Anyway. Bespoke is to be made for a particular customer or user. And then the definition of bimbo, this is my definition, of course. Bimbo. Bimbos are now, number one,

a woman that exudes hypersexuality and hyperfemininity, often by means of artificial enhancement. Number two, a woman that is hyper-focused on pleasure and being pleasing, sometimes to the extreme that appears outwardly as being vapid or empty-headed.

But as for a bespoke bimbo, a bespoke bimbo is a girl who has undergone extensive transformation to become tailor-made to embody a particular ideal. That could be the Stepford housewife, the sexy secretary, the classy CEO, the shameless slut, the walking fuck doll, the elegant arm candy, or any other ideal and combination thereof. She is one that has identified who she is and wants to be at her very core, and she has put in the work to become the hand-crafted living example of that idea. Oh, hell yeah. I'm gonna be the shameless slut.

Here's the thing, though, F+, I'm about to blow your fucking minds. I'm on it. Gone are the days of bimbo equals dumb, and we are here for it. Yeah, not clapping. You should have clapped with who does.

You're gonna eat tits and you're gonna crap panties. Da-na-na-na. Now I was picturing like a going Super Saiyan, except you just like power up by yelling yas. Yas. Queen. Don't get me wrong. Some of you girls are going for dumb and nail it and we love you for it.

But that's not all, is it? bimbo culture has grown itself into a whole entire lifestyle subset of people with a shared understanding that being a bimbo is about so much more than being blonde and vapid and having big tits. Oh, I don't know. I don't understand such complex things.

Oh, that's so sexy what you said. At its wrong its very core, it's about self-actualization. It's about making the outside match the inside and the all-around lifestyle improvement that comes from that self-synergy. Self-synergy? How can you be synergistic with yourself?

That doesn't make sense. How can you not? My hand and my junk. Got it. Synergy. Yeah. Self-synergy. God damn it. That's like all of these days.

Get self-synergizing in there. Somebody go punch Jack Chick and don't tell him why. Got it. Way ahead of you. No, it's... This is really reminding me of that one thing we read about wizards, where it's like, anybody can be a wizard,

you just have to be really good at the thing you like. And it's like, that's not a wizard. Anyway, okay, so it's about disregarding societal expectations while at the same time weaponizing it to your benefit. That's why we see so many different types of bimbos. The pink Barbies, the inflation chases, the surgery addicts,

the Stepfords, the gothic dark dollies, the latex ladies, and yes, the airheads, the thics, and the dames. Dames. Excuse me? Yeah, the Thicks, and the Dames. Dame. Excuse me? Yeah, the Dames.

The Stockholm Lovers, et cetera, et cetera. Here's a list of all of you. This is a memo that stood up. That didn't take it. People that love Sweden, the Stockholm Lovers. The list is long and diverse, but every type and subtype and unique iteration of the same idea has its core. And here's a quote

that is apparently what all bimbos think. Oh boy. This is me, they will say in their lady voice, like mine, because I am a lady. This is me, and I'm going to make the most perfect damn diversion of me possible.

Fuck a bunch of haters. So this guy saw someone being like- No, no. 21-year-old woman. Yeah, okay. Sure, 20-year-old woman saw a bunch of other ladies. Yeah, but 21-year-old- Actually, I refer to myself as a girl.

Okay, so become a bimbo. Fuck a bunch of haters. Yup. Gotcha. This girl's like, man, feminism is hashing my boner. How can I still make them bimbos?

That's right. They're all bimbos anyways. Oh my god! Look down in shame they're all bimbos look to your left look to your right stop looking you're all bimbos uh hey uh uh dijon yeah uh is it true that you want to be dumb? Oh my god, I do want to be dumb! How do you know that? Did you know that because you found my Tumblr brainless toy? That's right,

brainless toy, I sure did! Yeah, I'm surprised you found it, considering Tumblr says there's nothing here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says there's nothing here, and it gives me a picture of a brain

wow yeah it's real good wowzers yeah i want to be dumb and even more than that i want you

to make me feel dumb tell me how stupid something i just said is uh you're on tumblr so everything that you said is stupid. Oh, yeah.

And someone's already told you, because again, you're on Tumblr. Tell me how stupid something I just said is. Mansplain to me, and then ask me if you explained it simple simple enough or if I need you to say it even slower. When I try to express an opinion, tell me how cute I am and then tell me what my opinion should really be. Oh, I like that. Yeah, that's very cool. I have vomit in my mouth. I just don't think the cryptocurrency has a good future

that's cute baby you should be buying all of the uh all of the dogecoin now you see it exists in a ledger i say how concerned you are that a little idiot like me is trying to make my own choices nice oh that's good and offer to make them for me so i don't hurt a little head cool remind me of dumb things i've said or done in the past if i forget how stupid i am gaslight me there are four lights ask me hard questions Just so you can laugh when I don't know the answer Cool That's awesome Do you have a response, Sanguinary?

Yes, I'm bespoke, Bimbos You can do it, cock brain You can become The brain-dead Bimbo you were born to be I want that bimbo life bimbo brains dumb bimbo bimbo goals up and comer see you at the ER

I want that on a banner above my monitors I want to wake up and see that on the ceiling you can do it cock brain yes I thought you wanted like you can become the brain dead bimbo you were born to be but you know you can do it cock brain. It's like a little more inspirational.

I mean, this is all genders. No, no, no. The second sentence is really good. But the first sentence is just so punchy. It's just I think it's it's it's I think it's something you should draw on the mirror every time you get out of the shower. Oh, I'm going to. I'm going to put it on a sign and hold it at marathons. And then put it on like sign and hold it at marathons. Can we put it in the lobster pot and then put it on a very tasteful wood plaque?

In this household. You can do it, Cacker, right? Cross stitch. Frank West Yeah Can you tell me about I'm sorry Good night I'm sorry

So Frank West you're Angel Likes Cakes What are you about Angel Likes Cakes Why is so many people into fetalism? Such a ministry. Why is there so much fetalism? Yeah, that is surprising. That doesn't feel like it would really have open- It definitely does seem to be a match.

Just a free quest, I gotta tell you. I got a favor. Can you tell me about the pig thing? Okay. Anonymous asked. The pig thing is-. Anonymous asked, the pig thing is... Sorry. You got me.

You got me. The pig thing is okay, but I would make you a sexy, skinny bimbo slave with a little weight. I'm going to waste some of it. Oh, jeez. I made this... You're going to waste all that it. Oh, jeez. I made this sexy skinny bimbo sleeve.

You're going to waste all that awesome fat. No, no. She's just trying to be more fuel efficient. That's all. There's just not going to be much waste. You know, these days, the average sexy skinny bimbo sleeve has to ship to four different countries before it makes it to you. It's so wasteful.

You know what? I haven't gotten my bimbo in a while. There's such like- I prefer't gotten my bimbo in a while. There's such like... I prefer to source my bimbos locally. All of my bimbos come from a 30 mile radius. Well, you know what's nice about modern bimbos is that on a low

bimbo energy day, they store it up in a bimbo battery. Bim battery. Thank you. Who would have to starve a bit to a fatty and then exercise all the time until they're really thin and then when they're a good girl 90 to 100 pounds i will give you a big fake cock i i will boy this is hard i will give you big fake cock-sucking lips and giant round fake tits and make sure

all you woe do is smoke and get addicted and fuck and work out to look good. This will make you dumb because who never can go out and just watch porn and Kim Kardashian shows all day and wait for me? And then I reply, This this could be fun but sounds like

this would be fun but sounds like a lot of work it does sound like a lot of work that is true it's true why can't i be a sexy slutty dumb butt trophy wife that's fat and lazy that's fair no lock i mean I mean that's what I want this is bullshit live the dream uh sanguinary novel yes you're a feminine attractive girly girl

oh I sure am I know when people look at me they're like man that's the most feminine girl I've ever seen feminine attractive girly girl and uh what's your what's your picture of what's the most feminine girl I've ever seen. Feminine attractive girl? Yeah. And what's your picture of, like, what's the perfect woman for you? Okay, so my ideal, I'm sorry,

my ideal of the perfect woman is a combination of a bimbo fuck toy and a 1950s housewife. What a mashup. Oh, yeah. My favorite element's a combination of fire and water. I've never looked at 1950s

housewives before, but clearly. I want to objectify women in one way and then objectify them in another way. Nothing turns me on like hyper-femininity. A woman so stereotypically feminine that no one would ever take her seriously or respect her.

Picture of. Do you have any issues at all? No, I've got no issues with my mother, women, just history in general, people. Do you have sisters? Small dogs. Fucking none. picture a big-titted full-lit blonde bombshell in her tight pink latex dress with a frilly apron covered in bows over top of it you know the thing women in the 1950s were wearing yeah man yeah okay so uh late so i'm looking at a late 90s uh trance album cover yeah got it picture her

wearing heels while standing in a pink kitchen decorated with flowers and cupcakes. She is gentle and submissive. She only occupies herself with things that her husband has deemed for girls, like cooking, cleaning, makeup, shopping, and cock!

Cock is for boys, too. Come on. Cock is for everyone. Everyone, enjoy cock. Everyone can appreciate the cock. Cock is for boys, too. Come on. Cock is for everyone. Everyone, enjoy cock. Everyone can appreciate the cock. Cock is for brains. Yeah, cock is for brains. Cock is for cock. Cock is for brains.

Cock is for brains. See, that's what I write on the mirror after a shower. Everyone can enjoy cock they've got. You know, Dijon, it's more positive than anything else this vlog has come up with. When you see that girl, you don't see a future

politician, doctor, or philosopher. You see that girl and know exactly what she's good for. My name is BimboSlot84! My dream life! Oh. Hashtag

wifey type. Ew, ew, ew, ew. That's grosser than anything. Yeah. Oh, hey! There's your Pokemon designation there. Wifey type? Poison, wifey.

Man, the balance went to shit when they added the wifey type. I swear to God. It just automatically gives all of the Pokemons huge boobs. Hey, Butcherangir. Hi. Been learning a lot about these sluts sounds cool like everything about this lifestyle sounds like awesome and not problematic and fun yeah i know it's it's real good rational shit just real rational shit that that everybody that everybody can get on

board with yeah it's not systematic of deeper issues that's what i like about it but anyway um uh one of the things that uh what i've learned is that like there's not systematic of deeper issues. That's what I like about it. But anyway, one of the things that what I've learned is that, like, there's a bunch of different kinds of bimbofications that are out there. I know that you are LucyGirl69. What's, like, the standard bimbo? Is that, like, a standard bimbo? Well, let's find out. In your monster manual standard bimbo? Well, let's find out. So this is a reblog of my life going pink. And this is the bimbo identification master post.

So there's different kinds of bimbos. There are, of course, more varieties than can be described here. Oh, wow. And individual bimbos may combine several of these categories. Anyway, let's talk about the standard bimbo. Let's just, you know, a basic vanilla bimbo. The basic variety and most common, long blonde hair, generally a shapely body. The classic Barbie doll look is most common.

Tits may be real or fake, but are always large and perky and very sensitive. Not particularly intelligent. No, those, uh, I suspect those tits aren't. My tits are master, master chess. Okay, don't bring up my tits getting fired, okay?

Oh man, I saw that. I saw online somebody posted. You posted your tits, the texting with the boss. Almost always submissive, but may become sexually aggressive, particularly after having gone extended periods without a cock and one or more of her alls. Enjoys the color pink. Wardrobe generally consists of extremely slutty clothing, prone to fits of giggling.

Will either prefer high heels or be modified to only use them. Modified? Modified? Modified? Modified? Please? So your idea of standard is... No, yeah, yeah.

Everybody knows you've got to rice out your bimbo. No, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows you gotta rice out your bimbo. No, no, no. Here, we'll do a little role play here. Hey, hello, doctor. Yeah, hello. So, my wife here, my wife, as you can see, she's not wearing high heels. So, what I need

you to do is to modify her feet so that she can only wear high heels. Oh! What's this place? Things are hard! And can I pay in cash? Or do you take Venmo? How does this work?

I'll suck your dick for it! From this trailer, we can see Cyberpunk 2077 will be the game for the future. Some bimbofication processes may leave the subject with memories of their previous body and level of intelligence. These bimbos are particularly fun to tease. What? level of intelligence.

These bimbos are particularly fun to tease. What? No, they just have fugue states where they remember their previous body. Oh my god. So that's cool. That's cool. Showgirl bimbo, I don't think I need to know about that.

I do want to know about a bitchy valley girl, though. Bitchy valley girl. In sharp contrast to other bimbo varieties, this type is generally very dominant. More intelligent than other bimbos, she is more than capable of delivering scathing put-downs and fashion critiques. In short,

the classic mean girl. Other girls in particular may find themselves drawn to serve her. This type often uses sex as manipulation, getting men to fund her expensive wardrobe in exchange for violent, animalistic sex. Body is tan and well-toned, unlike other bimbos. Breasts may even trend toward the smaller side, often seen wearing cutoffs, roller skates, and of course, speaking like a 90s Valley Girls stereotype. You can distinguish them from other species by their dewclaw.

Cow girl bimbo. Not to be confused with cow anthro variants of the furry bimbo described below. described below. This variety is fit to muscular tan and generally tall, with a propensity for cow print halter tops, daisy dukes, cowboy hats, and of course, high-heeled cowboy boots. Almost always

speaks in an exaggerated southern accent. Behavior depends on habit. If out on the ranch, we'll lean seductively against fences and make double entendres about stallions. To nobody? Like if there's just two stallions.

I feel like this lady wants to fuck a horse. Notice where is the lady down below who is a horse? Whoa, lady, you're creeping me out. If at the bar we'll ride and possibly get off on the

mechanical bull and consume surprising number of shots before ripping her clothes off, bending over pool tables and loudly inviting everyone to fuck her ass and cut y'all. Okay. Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, we told you. Okay, okay. Get back here in this cut, y'all.

Yahoo! Okay, I know it's going off of the bimbo stereotype shit here, that they're thinking to get off of the mechanical bull, but I'm just cracking myself up thinking about, like, riding the bull and then just being like, oh, oh, and just losing concentration and getting flung across the room. Oh, oh, oh, shit! All right, then there's Princess

Bimbo, Chubby Bimbo, but we're gonna talk about Alternative Bimbo. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Fuck the man! Fuck the mainstream! Let's take it to the edge. Fuck the man, literally! From punk to goth to hippie and everything in between,

the Alternative Bimbo embodies the stereotypes about their counterculture just as bimbos embody their own stereotype goth and punk bimbos can be found wearing little more than mesh shirts to cover their tits and pussy and are almost always intensely aroused by bdsm They often come heavily pierced and tattooed. Skin-tight leather and latex bodysuits are also common. Hippie bimbos are more natural, and no matter how big it may

be, no part of their body is ever fake. They always seem to be fine. They wear a mesh shirt, and that's it. Or, failing that, a latex bodysuit. Yes.

They work in extremes, these alternative bimbos. Yes. No matter what, you can see it. I either want to be very cold or very warm. They live and exist exclusively in Chemical Brothers videos. exclusively in Chemical Brothers videos. Sounds more like the crystal method, to be honest. Many go topless. Closer related, the

manic pixie dream girl shares many features with alternative bimbos, including colored hair and tattoos, but is typically laser focused on pleasing one person. They're rather exhibitionist and may have random quirks such as preferring to be tied up with 8-track tape.

What? That's expensive. That's so cool, man. Oh, that's so cool. Or only being able to get off while wearing bunny pajamas. Oh, man, that's cool. That's a lot of effort for a boner. I'm sorry.

The next two I'm not even going to read the names of. Cool, great. I want to know about the animal bimbo. Yeah. Animal bimbo. There are many different kinds of animal bimbos. A comprehensive list would be impossible. Cows are sluts.

We know that. You're a slut between your pet. You're a slut. Get out of here, slut. These may vary from full-on anthropomorphic animals to bimbos who simply have a few animal traits. The most common animal hybrids are cows. I was right.

Cows are sluts. Cows is the first one. I don't. Cats and bunnies. Pigs and dogs also show up with relative frequency. They may have the intelligence and obedience of the animal in question, may have cute and sensitive ears or tail, and may make the noises of their animal when aroused or orgasming. They often go into heat. Cow bimbos always have large lactating tits.

Some may have an udder as well. They derive sexual pleasure from being milked, particularly if placed in a machine that milks them and fucks them at the same time. The machine fucks them? Yeah. Yeah, you just watch. I mean, you're too lazy

What's the point of a bimbo If the machine's gonna fuck it? Efficiency? You're a himbo, so you're too dumb to fuck Goddamn fucking machine took my fuck job Fuck you, Elon You're gonna start going to websites Fuck you, Elon! You're gonna start going to websites and it's gonna be like, point out the bimbos in this picture.

I'm gonna do your work for you, you fucking AI! I would like to tag out. Okay, okay, Dijon, Dijon, Dijon. We know that there's some more bimbos here. We got your sissy bimbo. But I want to know about the nerd girl.

Can I know about the nerd girl? Hi. Oh, hi. Oh, my God. That's fucking sexy. Hi. I'm the nerd girl. I'm similar to the alternative bimbo.

The nerd girl is a horny, slutty play on nerd stereotypes. Unlike regular bimbos, the nerd girl is always extremely intelligent. This is balanced out by her inability to sexually control herself. Ah, piss, I went and came again!

Walking down the street? Ah, I keep looking at and came again Walking down the street Ah, I keep looking at myself in test tubes I gave myself a yeast effect again But that's science though So I'm hot again, damn it The nerd girl may be embarrassed And humiliated by this if she is a shy variety or may embrace this okay those are the two choices by it unless she's not in which case she's not

this is fun i'm typing i'm late of contrast so typing that's not very bimbo of you. I type with one hand, though. I actually have a man to do, you know, the text-to-speech for me. That makes sense. Skimpy cosplay. Strip gaming. Strip gaming! Oh my god.

Strip gaming. Oh, boy. I killed your mercy take off a sock this is my nose cock run and erotic fan fiction are the nerd girl's turn ons some may be aroused by the smell of books

oh man smell that mildew and can be found in discreet corners of libraries quietly figuring themselves what? with the books? oh I love paper cuts on my clay it's great

only in the discreet corners though yeah the librarians have to constantly go through the discreet corners and just... Hey, get out of there! It's like overwintering ladybugs. Hey, it might not be... Scurry away like cockroaches. Hey, it might not be sexual. It might just make the pages easier

to turn. You're supposed to lick them. Okay, fine. I got to do it that way. Why does a black light turn on so much in this library? I hate it. When not found in costume, the New York girls typically wear glasses, T-shirts with pop culture references, and jeans or long skirts. So clothes, then.

Skirts with Hot Topic t-shirts. You thinking about that one? Yeah. Yeah, no, it's Kristen Sinema. Masturbating in a library. Thank you. Thank you for that. Yep.

Now that's in your brain and it's my fault. Fuck you. Joke's on you. I already think about that. No. I don't know what this is. I'm just too confused and things are complicated, okay? Oh, so what?

All right. A variant. The show called Fake Geek Girl is just as dumb as a regular bimbo. Oh, yeah. But then I get mad at her on YouTube. That's cool, too. Stealing Valor bimbo. Oh yeah, but then I get mad at her on YouTube. That's cool too. Stealing Valor, himbo. More like stealing

Valorant. Jokes for nobody here. I got it. That's the name of a video game. It is. Thanks. That is technically a joke. The F plus, technically a joke the F plus technically a joke it works on a bunch of different levels too

they have a particular knack for slutty cosplay that can't be a thing that exists no only if you're fake and enjoy being publicly humiliated. I'm assuring you they don't. Stop touching them. The typical

fake geek girl may enter a fighting game tournament, make a bet on the outcome, and then get distracted rubbing her cunt against the vibrating controller until she loses. I'm sure that's a foul. There's gotta be rules. Typical fake. Who the fuck leaves vibration

on at a fucking fight? Also, nice fight stick? Did you put vibration in your fight stick? Come on. This is ridiculous. That's what the clog grip is for, Frank. This is the only

way I can hit some of the combos. Frank, Frank, I say this with total sincerity. I am so glad that is the thing that you got mad at. It makes me very, very happy. I mean, obviously it is true that we all rub our genitalia on the controllers, but it's not for pleasure

purposes. It's just to mark your territory. Yeah, no, because you leave your stuff around, then you just sort of sniff around. Oh, that smells like mine. just to mark your territory. Yeah, no, because you leave your stuff around, then you just sort of sniff around, oh, that smells like mine. You gotta rub your glands all over it. And then, just scrolling down, so I can see that there's one

himbo, and it's like, it's a man. Gross. And then move on. Anyway. Dude, androgynous bimbo, androgynous whatever. Brainless fucktoy. Okay, here's something I bimbo, androgynous whatever, brainless fuck toy. Okay, here's something I want to talk about as a writer. We definitely haven't covered that yet. No, no, no.

It's different. Listen, the brainless fuck toy is a rather extreme form of bimbo. Extreme bimbo! Extreme bimbo! Bimbo surge! Surge! Almost completely mindless. Although some versions may be allowed to retain their intelligence,

but be utterly obedient anyway. A particularly humiliating twist. I have no diddles and I must fuck? Like, what is this? Well, you have to know about the variants in case you need to stat them properly. They may behave like

animals, robots, or vacant dolls. Most crave sex, calm, and penetration, and can be to beg in the most degrading ways. It's a night of satisfaction. I don't see how this is different

from regular bimbo. The body of a fuck toy is generally plainly artificial, with huge fake tits, plastic pouty lips, and a surgically enhanced waistline. Hmm, yeah, this is a real variant here. Hmm. Yeah. Tattoos,

you know? I've missed tattoos before. Hang on, I want to hear about these tattoos. They sound great. Okay. Well, I guess particularly tattoos that are instructions on how to properly fuck her. Like an arrow that says here. Step one, remove dick. Step two, put it in microwave.

This ain't Memento XXX. What can it be? Wait, this is the French side. God damn it. Can I have it in eight different languages? Is there an adapter? I'm so annoyed when they have the fold-out tattoos that tell you how to fuck them. I never open it to the right language.

Oh, that's what a skin tag's for. Got it. Oh, no. Demo clocking. What the hell is that? Oh, hey, the Swedish one has these nice little drawings. Oh, that's cute. Hold on.

IKEA fuck illustration. Got it. Oh, it's a fuck heaven. Oh, that's cute. Linguists skills are optional. Most fuck toys will only understand basic phrases. Got it, yeah, that makes sense. Some may make animal noises.

Sure. Honk, squeak. Or speak in broken English. Yep, awesome. Sure. The brainless fuck toy will often be found at parties. Being let out on a leash. Then fuck senseless by all comers.

Okay. It's the rare fuck toy that isn't covered in cum at least once a week. I'd like to introduce you to my rarest fuck toy. See, I always keep all my fuck toys in the original packaging. No, no, see, you don't own this fuck toyoy. You'll get a link to the URL of the fucktoy. Oh, not another one of these non-fuckable tokens. Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Just end the podcast. We're done. We're done. Just end the podcast. We're done. We're done. Oh, God. The blood metric

will be hosed off. Whatever. This concludes my Mimmo Master Post. Okay, okay. Before we move on. Okay, but before we move on, there is one.

I did like the sentence under Himbo slash hunk. It says, the himbo makes an excellent play toy. They'll be warned that if kept with a female bimbo, they may keep fucking and sucking each other continually. Oh, finally. So they become like an oro. Yeah, they become like an oroboros and start rotating and flying into the sky. A horoboros.

No, no, no. Hey, there you go. Man, you're on fire tonight. Himbos have barbed dicks so they can't separate. Oh, God. Oh, no. Hey, there you go. Man, you're on fire tonight. Himbos have barbed dicks so they can't separate. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, Lord. It's the same thing that happens if you put a male and a female beta fish in the same tank.

So if you're saying to really harness the sexual energy, we've got to put a piece of glass in between them? Yeah. saying to really harness the sexual energy we gotta put a piece of glass in between them yeah um uh okay I want to tell you a very real story um I love my stories the most

real cool uh yeah so this is uh well the blog is called pump me up and make me plastic uh but uh this is this is from a boob job bitch. They've been deactivated and then a date.

Huh. I didn't start out trying to turn my woman into a super plastic mega-titted bimbo fuck doll. It just sort of happened. I wanted her to get breast implants, so I used my exceptionally superior intellect to program her.

What? What? I phone-freaked my bimbo. You can avoid the warranty like that. People are going to stop doing showbiz fanfic. I got it I programmed her and I pressured her Over time to desire breast implants And to desire my

Approval After her first boob job Which is just a fun one Boob job I realized how good I was at manipulating People, especially women. So I made her addictions my own, and I essentially programmed her to love her ever-expanding bosom, and to love the unnatural masses that dominated her body.

Oh, God. There's something weird about being a person that consistently uses the word fucked all, but then says bosom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are the masses? Is this bimbo harkening or something? I like to keep it classy. I like to keep it classy. After she got expanders, I would always joke with her that her boobs would never be big enough.

joke with her that her boobs would never be big enough, but it wasn't a joke. When her boobs were so goddamn huge that they caused her significant issues in her everyday life, I regularly joked that her handicap due to her monstrous breast implants

on her chest, her monstrous breast implants on her chest, great, was what turned me on and it still wasn't a joke. The monstrous ones on her back weren't a problem. But the ones on her pussy and her crack were just really weird. Yeah, she eventually just looked like a bundle of grapes. Or a Katamari.

Or a Katamari. The king of all cosmos pops up and is like, actually, I don't want you to make this start. Throw this one into the sun. No stars for you. I feel it. I feel the cosmos. Ew. Ew. She knew, of course, deep down, that I wasn't joking.

But her ego told her that I was joking. It wasn't until after each boob job, after each fill, after each consecutive lip injection that she became a new person. Slowly but surely, I was turning her into a bimbo. Oh, really? Oh, were you? Hmm, okay. That's twist ending, eh?

Yeah, shock from left field over here. Now that she is at a nice round number, 10,000 cc's of saline per breast. Yes? Yes. Okay. Imagine a cubic centimeter. Can you imagine it? Can you imagine a cubic centimeter?

Now, all you need to do is to imagine 10,000 more of them. Okay, that's 10 liters. Okay, all right. That's fine. Yes. 10 liters. Yep. 10 liter boobs.

That's per breast, so 20 liters. Jesus. So good. Now I know that I can make her do anything I want. I don't think that her current physique will be sufficient for long. And then pump me up and make me plastic. Says, anyone want to do this to me? No.

Get out of here. Spraying with the spritzer. Out of here. Out of here. Out of here. Out of here. Okay, wait. Sanguinary novel.

Yes. Your name is Cat Boy Tit. Cat Boy Tit. Cat Boy Tit? Yeah. Cat Boy Tit. Only has one tit, though. Like, they cut down. Maybe it's Cat Boy Tit.

Are these names like auto- Are you boycotting the tit down. Maybe it's cat boy tit? Are these names like auto-chip? Are you boy-cutting the tit so it's just like a boy tit? About it? A boy tit? Oh, a cat boy tit. Cat boy tit. Oh, it's Australian now. Make me your ditzy little bimbo arm candy.

I'm covered in pink and pastels and makeup a five-year-old would envy. Okay? Oh, boy. You picked that up from Walgreens, huh? You picked out a cute outfit for me. A skirt that barely attempts to cover my ass

and a top so thin it outlines my nipples perfectly. Of course, I'm not allowed to wear a bra or panties, but you've always loved those frilly socks that add a touch of innocence back into the picture. What a delicious picture you're painting in my mind. Oh, God, it's only gone downhill. You walk me around the mall,

those exist still, watching as I've got my head in the clouds and don't realize how slutty I look with my tits and ass hanging out. I'm clung to you like a prize trophy as others begin to gawk, trying to catch a peek under my fluttering

skirt. My tits. She said her head was in the clouds, so yeah, I think so. Oh my god, look at those clouds! Why is it so breezy down there? My tits bounce exaggeratedly

with each step and draw eyes everywhere but my face. You've got a good hold on me. I'm about ready to bounce away with so much shit. She's like she's in a Dead or Alive game or something. Strap me on a lawnmower

and send me into the zombies. That'll be great. Even as I get distracted by soft... It's dead rising for fuck's sake. Well, I'm sorry. She's in a Dead or Alive game and I've set my age to 99. Frank, we've talked about this. These are difficult and hard things.

I don't know. Blah, blah, blah. I always knew you were a fake nerd, Bimbo. Oh, that's right. My plan. Oh, I better go take that controller out of my cunt. It's really in there. That's a problem. I know! Got two up there.

I mean, I didn't even comment on it because this has all been so unrealistic and weird and fabricated. I could see crafting it in a Dead Rising game and just throwing a bunch of zombies down with anything we've described here. But, go ahead. We stop in an alcove by the bathrooms where you press me into the wall. Bowling a bunch of zombies down with anything we've described here. But go ahead. I'm sorry.

We stop in an alcove by the bathrooms where you press me into the wall. I giggle lightly. We're just playing, right? Right? You lean in and say, that guy over there looked like he would have gotten you alone and fucked you on the spot if you weren't hanging off my arm with the way he was undressing you with his eyes. Man, yeah, awesome. Real good. Real good. Look, he didn't have to do any

undressing, apparently. What a romantic. What, guys? Looking at what? You soak in my confused, naive expression as I struggle to put the pieces together. Before I can ask any further, we're back to shopping again. Oh, so hot, yeah!

Yeah! I wore clothes at the mall. I wore revealing clothes at the mall and people looked at me, mostly just because I was in their way and they were trying to get Christmas shopping done and it really sucks. And they're at the mall.

Hey, Frank West. Yep. So your name is Needy Abby. Yep, Needy Abby. So you're Needy Abby. And then John Toast? Yes. Your name is... Yes?

Your name is Stupid Obedient Laura. A different kind of SOL than I was thinking. Weird roleplay slash poem thing. Abby is sitting on Mistress Julia's strap. Abby can't think when her cunt is wet and full. Abby gets cunt drunk when Mistress Julia makes her taste her cunt off her fingers.

Abby can't thin Kay when she's cunt drunk. Good girl. Abby shouldn't think. Abby should let other girls think for her. Abby should just mindlessly obey. Thanks, Laura. You're welcome. The soul still burns.

Abby shouldn't think. Abby should let other girls think for her. Abby should just mindlessly obey. Oh, my God. You're reading my lines, Abby. Very good. If Abby doesn't think, she doesn't need a brain. Abby needs her brain melted out of

her cunt. Abby needs to be stupid. Stupid Abby is such a dumb, obedient toy. Slash me, Abby doesn't need a brain. Slash me, Abby's brain melted out of her cunt slash me abby is dumb obedient toy the brain stand connects to the cunt hole be me a dumb bimbo abby is julia's dumb obedient toy abby loves being julia's brainless doll

abby believes everything she's told. She's too stupid to question anything anymore. But Laura was stupid. Is this still a poem? Yeah, it's a poem. Haven't you seen the poetic elements? There's meter. There's a rhythm to it.

There's group. There's a rhythm to it. There's group participation. Yeah. Abby is Julia's dumb, obedient toy. Abby loves being Julia's brainless doll. Abby believes everything she's told. Abby is just a brainwashed plaything for Julia and other stronger girls. Abby always loves being brainwashed plaything for Julia and other stronger girls. Abby always loves being brainwashed. Brainwashing makes Abby better, makes her dumber, makes her deeper and deeper and deeper under control.

Should we see ourselves out? I thought she was getting deeper. Abby is just a brainwashed plaything For Julia and other Stronger girls Is this her report card? What I did on my vacation No it's

Abby is a brainwashed plaything for Julia And actually other stronger girls as well Mrs. Needy We're going to have to talk to you about your daughter Abby I love being stronger girls. We're going to have to put Abby in the anti-gifted class. Anti-gifted class. She's always wanted to be in there.

Oh, finally. Abby loves being brainwashed. Brainwashing makes Abby better And from derp her control There we go Now you're getting there Abby Yeah Abby sinks so very deep for Julia

So very deep for Laura Abby loves it when Laura brainwashes her For Mistress Julia Abby wants to be the best brainwashed toy. You're better than you. You're just like, are you middle management, Laura? The fuck is this shit?

Don't question me. Where's Julia? I am Laura. Do not question Laura. I'm sorry, Julia's unavailable. My name is Laura. I'll be brainwashing you today. Do not question Laura,

because if you do, she will respond truthfully. Please do not. Abby sinks so very deep for Julia. I mean, so very deep for Laura. Abby loves it when Julia brainwashes her friends. Oh, it's Mr. Brainwash!

Hello, Mr. Brainwash! Abby wants to be the best brainwash toy. Better than you, Laura, you piece of shit. God damn it, Laura. How dare you. Oh, I think she's vying for your job, Laura. Oh, no. Abby is such a good girl.

She doesn't have any thoughts of her own. Abby only thinks what she's told to think. Abby's pretty little head is totally empty and blank. For Mistress Julia. Sounds like a lot of fucking effort, to be honest. What do you mean? This is effortless. We're not thinking anything.

Except that Abby is such a good girl. she doesn't have any thoughts of her own abby thinks what she's told to think abby's pretty little head is totally empty and blank for mistress julia mom abby keeps saying the same thing i'm doing and repeating back to me what i'm saying and it's really annoying. Mistress Julia, I'm just repeating back what you're saying. She's repeating back what I'm saying. That's what you sound like. Abby needs to serve Mistress Julia. Abby needs to beg Mistress Julia

to use her. Abby will do whatever she's told. Abby will think whatever she's told. Laura needs a smoke break. Nope, you don't get one. Mistress Julia needs ten bucks. Yeah, why didn't she go for the big bucks here?

Abby will Venmo me seven hundred dollars. Abby will send me her Amazon account information. Abby needs to help me move next week. Abby needs braces to play. Abby needs a good reference to get this job at FedEx Kinko's. She just set her sights way too low.

Abby needs to serve mistress julia abby needs to beg mistress julia to use her abby will do whatever she's told abby will think whatever she's told i will note here laura they wrote the same thing here so we can directly compare like a Rosetta Stone. Laura used proper punctuation and capitalization and Abby did not. I am doubting Abby's. No, actually, I guess I'm doubting Laura. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, never mind. Abby's doing better. No, it's some passive-aggressive shit there from

Abby. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. You're not reading this the right way, Frank. Abby is a therapist. I gotta chime in here. My name is Tess Bimbo again. Again? This is so fucking hot. OMG.

OMFG. Oh, man. Okay, yeah. That is a weird-ass website. Is that a TLD we can buy? Can we buy a TLD? Dot L-M-F-G. Oh, there's a personality quiz. Holy shit, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. So here we go. So Sanguinary Novel, we're going to find out if this worked. We're going to find out if this worked. We knew this was the Bimbo Transformation episode. We're all going to turn into if this worked. We're going to find out if this worked. We knew this was the Bimbo Transformation episode. We're all going to turn into Bimbos. Of course, we have been

threading subliminal messages throughout. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they worked equally as well as all of these other episodes we've released. So that's why our podcast is so popular. Anyway, so sanguinary novel. Yeah. Your favorite color?

I'm going to give you... I'm not even going to give you a list. What's your favorite color? Oh, it's pink. I love pink. Oh, okay, great. Okay, fantastic. Do you have a driver's license? Your options are no, I can't drive, yes, but I don't drive, yes, I drive my car, or yes,

motorcycles. Motorcycles. Oh, there's so many things. Okay, okay, motorcycles. No, no, no, I'm not answering for her. Okay. Well, no, you are. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Bimbos can't answer for themselves. Yeah, yeah, it is. I look great

in leather, and you should see how my hair flows when I take off my helmet. Alright, Frank West, when being told to do something, what do you do? Do you do it immediately, say yes and forget, complain, or refuse? Are you telling me to answer this question? I you do it immediately, say yes and forget, complain, or refuse? Are you telling me to answer this question? I'll do it later.

I promise I'll totally do it later. Sounds like complain. Alright, I'm going with complain. Alright, Dijon DeJure, you're a spirit animal. You've got four choices here. You've got bunny, cat, dog, or cow. Cow, because I am always

lactating. That is a slutty fucking animal, too. That's a fucking slutty animal. Boots Rangier, what do you look for in a partner? Is it a big heart, a big wallet, big muscles, or big cock? Big cock. I do like how you rearrange

those. Sanguinary, what would be your preferred way of increasing your breast size? Would it be surgery and silicone, air inflation, hormones, or I'm fine? I mean, if I'm a bimbo, let's go

with surgery and silicone. Okay, fantastic. Fantastic. Alright, alright. French Joss, what kind of footwear do you wear? You go with sandals, lower medium heels, fuck me pumps, heeled boots, or barefoot? Oh, fuck me pumps every day. Fuck me pumps. All right, fantastic.

This keeps going. I know my best look. Look, I know my best look. There's too many questions. I hope this ends soon. I know my best look is ass up, tits out. Yes. Speed round. Boots, whatits out. Yeah. Speed round.

Boots, what bird best describes you? Cocky. Okay, cocky. Fantastic. What do you believe your IQ to be? 60. 60. All right, fantastic.

What's your preferred hair color? Platinum blonde. Platinum blonde. Platinum blonde. Great. What's your target breast size? Massively beach balls. Massively beach balls.

Hormones can be used to induce lactation. Milk me. What is your preference? Milk me. What's your preferred way to calm down and relax? Sex, obviously. Okay, fair enough. Do you take selfies? Of course.

Okay, great. If you tried to resist a brain drain beam, if you tried to resist a brain drain beam, if you did, what skill would you most want to save? Oh, I guess general knowledge. That would be my choice, too. I would like to save other. As you can see from this MRI, this is the general knowledge portion of the brain. Oh, wow.

Look at these fucking portraits, though. All right. Portraits are really hot. So F+, we have found out that we are 26% likely to be the dits. All bimbos have one thing in common, being dumb. But you have managed to make that your entire personality. Yay. Giggling, drooling.

Drooling? Drooling. This is a Hego's area right here. And then that's 52% likely. But you are, of course, 26% likely to be a shopaholic. You love shopping and you love malls. What did we learn

from any of this, F Plus? I love shopping and malls. I didn't learn anything. Oh, man, that's hot. I love that you didn't learn anything. It worked! Julia will be able to appreciate this.

Julia demands that you send us your followers. God, it was like replace Jellicle Cats with Bimbo. Abby is tall and thin and light. Abby has tits as big as a whale. Abby is... Okay. Boobs, boobs, boobs, cunt Abby is tall and thin and light. Abby has tits as big as a whale.

Boobs, boobs, boobs, cunt, boobs, boobs, boobs. Not a lot of these bimbo sort of people can draw. That's one thing I've learned. I guess we also did learn that they're really into feeders now.'s yeah there's a big over i don't think that used to be true yeah i blame the internet it's been so long since we've done uh a tumblr episode like it's definitely been years since we've done a tumblr episode and uh these are literally the only people left on tumblr yeah i kind of i kind of forgot that tumblr is just porn now but it's yeah it's i knew that that happened but i forgot about it yeah it's really funny because like the tumblr porn ban like basically got rid of all the people

who are like only kind of into porn so everyone who's left are the people who are so hardcore into porn that they will do anything to get around the band. That's insane. It's madness. It's the only people who are there now. It's really insane. It's such a weird... It seems ill-fitting.

It seems an ill-fitting place for pornography. What did you find that Frank was? I just... I'm sorry. You okay? I went to the main page where we took the quiz and I clicked on blog and I found the misspell browser

add-on. Also, this main, this main oh god, all of it. Oh, wow. It automatically makes things misspell. Wow. Oh my god. Okay, so this is things misspell. Oh my god. Okay, so this is the misspell browser add-on.

It is a Chrome plugin. It was always my intention to make it an add-on. And it's actually quite fun to use. It has an IQ slider. And different modes. Can we add this to the F-Plus website? Is that a possibility? No, I'm not.

I'm not adding their fucking... You think I'm going to add this website's code to my website? No. I was expecting you to make it on your own. Oh, okay. I can make my own. Make your own. Before someone pays,

gets a paid user, all of their posts get sent through the misspell. Oh, like something awful where they, like, you know, put all their, like, swears into baby talk. Just change all of their text to bimbo font. Yes. Until you pay your bimbo. Hey, hang on, hang on. I think we can get this code in here.

Let me try something. Something I learned from this episode. Lemon likes to put code into the website that he doesn't approve. Lemon likes to put bimbo code into his websites. Lemon likes it when code from sketchy websites that we read from are on his websites. That's awesome, dude. I'm going to take Robert Frost's poetry and put this in the Bimboify

generator. Damn it, it didn't work. Two roads diverged in a yellow wad. And sorry, me could, like, not travel both. Be one traveler, absolutely kinda, uh, long me stood

and looked, like like down as far as me could to like where it sort of Brent in the undergrowth then took the other and like just kind of fair and having perhaps better claim because it were um gwazzy and like totally wanted wear

though as for passing this year had worn dem really about the same And both that morning Equally lay Etc etc I took four score and seven years ago And set it to lowest IQ

And hit scramble instead of bimbify And I got Full tactic and years ago Our And so on Years ago, our website is THDFPL.us, and we also have another one called Ball Pit, which is a cool place. Oh, God. Oh, we're stuck the proposition

that sorta all men are created absolutely kinda equal okay bye bye Okay, bye! Bye! I'm just glad I got away with not having to pay Frank $20 this episode.