The F Plus - 407: Bangin' On The Telephone

Episode Date: August 11, 2024

The website niteflirt is a directory of phone sex operators, all of whom are looking for customers interested in paying them $2 a minute (minus fees) for a phone call. As you'd expect, the operators are primarily interested in financial domination, and many of them have profiles that are fun, but we're most keenly interested in Goddess Eriko who wants to introduce you to the concept of freedom through slavery. You see, Eriko wants to improve your life, and how that works is, you give her money. The end. This epsiode, The F Plus watches the pilot episode of Just A Couple of Fuckholes.

6060842 And I'm waiting for you 6060842 And I'm waiting for you You're now entering the red light district of the F+. There's terrible things, but we're going to read them with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight we have Boots Rang Gear. Why straight men should love gay guys. Ass worship, leg worship, tit worship, fingernail fetish, masturbating, small penis humiliation,

sub training, animation, human furniture, damsel in distress, electric play, fur, encasement, wax, panty, thong, lingerie, sweaty. Frank West! Ever wondered what it's like to be in God's presence while he plays his video games and take your money by the minute as you spill your deepest, darkest feelings to him? Well, here's your shot at it. Don't fuck it up, scrub. Shell game! I am offering this sigil free of charge to my acolytes as a gift,

but you are welcome to offer a tribute as a thanks. We've got Kendrick Lobstar. I am known as man who has to pay because of my unfortunate fetish, which means I have to accept instructions and do what I'm told by a suitable woman. And 11. The art of pleasing a woman. Step 5. Stop trying to make her cum.

Just come on. Come on. Cut your losses. The whole time. What? What? What? Just come on, come on, cut your losses. The whole time, Mr. Hickok.

I've got stupid number all day long. Operator said, your number's been disconnected. Your number's been disconnected. Your number's been disconnected. Your number's been disconnected. Hey, F-Bless. Hi. Hey, what time of the day do you like to flirt? Anytime.

Twilight. I'm kind of a morning person, though. The moment that the sun crosses the horizon one way or another, that's when. I don't know. You scared me, and I can't think anymore. Well, then pay me $1.99 a minute. Aw. Got to do it.

Yeah, so I want to introduce you. Well, maybe not introduce you, because I know that we've covered the site a little bit before in the past. But this is a website called Night Flirt. That's N-I-T-E Flirt. Which is... You know how... Do you know how

it's difficult to pay people to dislike you. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, no problem. We've got

this site called Night Flirt, and it's mostly a sort of phone sex kind of Rolodex. So you can have $2, $1, $3 phone sex with people. Like, for example, 9-inch Josh, who's here to dominate. You can have some $3 a minute for that.

You've got a Master Zach, who asks if you're still masturbating. And there's a kinky vegan firefighter. Yep, that's another one Also ugly old maid Mary And of course Bobby J Bobby J And then one that we found Just as we were starting to record

Named Queen Violet Who from her profile photo She is saying Put those panties on now. She's just so pleasantly happy about it. Yeah, Queen Violet's having a good day. So she's definitely the pumpkin spice latte dominatrix. But we're not going to be looking at any of those right off the bat here because what we

need to look at is goddess and I guess we have to decide on a pronunciation. So I'm going to go goddess Eriko? Yeah. That's what I'd go with. Sure. So this is goddess Eriko and this is a document provided to us by somebody named

Shell Game. Hmm. Is this our first time to submit her? Probably, I think. I don't know. I don't know. This doesn't sound familiar, that name. No.

Never heard of her. But yeah, Goddess Eriko. This document is titled, Goddess Eriko Wants Your Soul, Your Money, and Your Dick in No Particular Order. Same. So, hey, Frank West, can I tell you a little bit about Goddess Eriko here? I would love

if you would. That's great. So this is directly from the Night Flirt store. My name is Goddess Eriko. If you are reading this, it is because I have summoned you to serve me. What if I'm listening to it? Well, then, I guess we'll have to figure out. Let me look at the contract.

I'm not really sure. We're going to have to, this Google Doc's going to have to go through some edits now. Okay, hold on. I've learned terms of services. We are potentially exposing. Yeah, it sounds legal. I clerks in terms of services. We are potentially exposing... Yeah, it sounds legal. I'm sorry. It sounds bad.

Yeah, they don't like legalese either. Okay, so it's because I've summoned you to serve me. This is the first step on your journey of spiritual hypnosis training, a process I call freedom through slavery. Oh. Centrally. Yeah, yeah So I specialize In intense hypnosis

Mind fucks and cult member brainwashing I invited you To explore some of my MP3 offerings And then contact me with a tribute So I invited you in the past Oh You did summon us Right right right yeah right. Yeah, exactly.

So, let's see. So there's a couple of cult member indoctrination materials. Cult of the Red Goddess, a manifesto. That's a six-page PDF. That'll only cost you $5.55. The

Red Goddess cult member indoctrination Hypnosis Video Red Rose Babylon Attunement And I didn't figure out how to spell Babylon Sorry about that Babylon Babylon Hypnosis Red Rose Babylon

But if you don't like that You can get Awakening Babylon Reclaiming the goddess within The cult of red goddess indoctrination program That will cost you a mere pittance Of $111.11 The goddess within the cult of the red goddess indoctrination program Okay, sure

Do you want to know a few of my of the Red Goddess indoctrination. Okay, sure. Do you want to know a few of my best-selling hypnosis and mindfuck MP3s? Of course. Okay, cool. So there's Big Blank Blackout. That's a 31-minute hypnosis and mindfuck MP3.

There's Ego Eradication. 30 minutes of hypnosis and brainwashing for obedience. That's about maybe less for the same price. Amnesia is a mindfuck fantasy. So the first one was actual mindfuck. What's a figurative fantasy? Why would that be in quotes? Yeah, it's not figurative fantasy like what is why would that be in quotes

yeah it's not a literal fantasy it's a conceptual it's a fantasy but it's like really difficult to comprehend it's actually a slang term it's like hyper specific you gotta know all the niche stuff it's really difficult

it's a slang term because she writes like she's writing an academic paper. She has to go say fantasy, quote unquote. Webster's defines. Okay, so then

pleasure overload, the sexual hypnosis, intrusive thoughts, an obsession programming loop. Obsession programming loop MP3 that'll cost you $15. Just to loop an MP3 that's 10 minutes long. I mean, that's technically infinite content.

You know, yeah, it's an infinite content machine. You're basically paying nothing, I think, mathematically. And oh my god, so many more MP3s There is a link to the full MP3 catalog Yeah Yeah

Hold on, Identity Theft 25 minute hardcore mindfuck fantasy story Gaslighting part 4 Willing victim CEI Come eating instructions Just a pair of fuckholes Wait wait wait wait Come eating instructions

Listen I don't mean to denigrate other people's hobbies But I I feel like it's a little obvious right You know but if you do it wrong It goes real bad I think I can figure out tab A, slot B. I mean, yeah, but what if you want to... Hold on, Lemon.

Sorry, I need to give you some different perspective. Oh, yeah. Exactly in the style of a Delta Airlines safety thing. Does that change anything for you? Instructions unclear come in here. Like with the soft music in the background and everything?

Thank you for joining us. It's shot in Hawaii for some reason with like a big establishing shots. In the event of it soaking into your jeans. it's shot in Hawaii for some reason with like a big establishing shots. Yeah. In the event of it soaking into your jeans. Wait an hour and try again later. Enter the no-fap matrix.

Yeah. Sensual, hypnotic, come-eating instructions for beginners. That takes 30 minutes to get through all of the details. It's her going, eat your cum, and then 40 minutes of silence. Well, no, at the very end, she asks, so did you do it? Yeah.

You walk back in. She's standing there waiting. Did you forget anything? I'm here tapping her foot as she's waiting. The last section of this is intoxication and poppers. Yep, yep, yep, yep What are poppers? You know what whippets are?

Amyl nitrate Yeah, amyl nitrate So essentially, if you do poppers You get high for about a second And it clenches your sphincter But Is that what this means in the context of the Sentry 3 as well? I think you're supposed to do poppers while you listen to these

ones. Which feels like a lot of effort on my part. Okay, so yeah, I knew what poppers were, but I assumed that didn't mean this. Well, you were wrong.

Yeah. Also, as also as Shell points out here, there's the force gay and cock worship. Force bi. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Force bi and cock worship. And one of those is just a

pair of fuck holes. Coming up next on CBS. Not FF22, just a pair of fuckholes. Coming up next on CBS. Just a pair of fuckholes. Two fuckholes gently shoving each other and going, oh, you. They look irritated for a second, but then they're like, ah. He's an uptight butthole. He's a mouth that won't shut up. Too many fuckholes.

He's a mouth that won't shut up Too many fuck holes Okay so Sabuts I would love to Surrender to an erotic cult leader Could you help me do that? Me too but I can't Because I'm making you do that

Haha Oh okay Alright Oh there's a five minute voice sample because I'm making you do that. Ha ha! Oh, okay. All right. Ooh, there's a five-minute voice sample. I guess you control me, as it says in your not-at-all-tacky image. Yeah. Okay, what am I...

Notes. If you notice my rate is higher than usual, it means it's a peak call time and I'm only taking calls at a higher rate. If you want my usual $2.99 rate, send a chat to schedule an appointment. Or check out my collection of hypnotic IP3s.

Listen, lady, I'm a perfect budget. So how does surge pricing work for this? Are you in the middle of a call and she's like, yeah, touch... Oh, hold on. Someone just paid $2 more. Sorry, bud. If you're calling from a state where surge pricing is illegal, you gotta tell her

in advance. Sorry, ma'am. I'm from California. You can't do that. Well, you're just gonna have to eat your cum, I guess. I control you. Oh, okay. 21-minute cult member indoctrination hypnosis video available now.

Click to see my full MP3 catalog. Send me a gift to demonstrate your obedient devotion to me. Okay. You may think that you chose to come here. You may think that you had a choice in the matter. You may think you chose me and not the other way around. The truth is I summoned you here. The truth is you cannot resist me.

The truth is there's a part of you that finds the idea of total surrender and mind control to be utterly intoxicated. I'm not sure that that's true. Am I the cult leader you've been dreaming of? Ow! My secret weapon for deep transformative lasting slave training is a form of

hypnosis I developed based on my private spiritual practices. Oh no, oh no, are you going to read my star chart? Can't you just beat me and make me give you money? I don't want to know if I'm in the sending right now.

Get under my foot and charge my rocks. Sorry, crystals. I am especially interested in developing slaves who are committed to long-term, in-depth training. There is one thing you should know before we go any further.

I am a black McGick witch, priestess of the holy whore, Red Goddess Babalon. And I challenge succubus, the proper noun. Channel, not challenge. She would never. Sorry, and I channel.

Somebody at one point pointed out she misspelled Babylon. She was like, no. No. No, no, no, no, no. It's Babylon. Babylon. Babylon.

And I channel succubus energy to feed on the submission and the sexual energy of males I will expect you to faithfully dedicate your time money and orgasms to me this is much I want to dedicate this orgasm to the ball on yo I want to dedicate all right, all right, all right Pour them out, pour them out

Your parents bang on the door like Come on, stop it It's turning your dick upside down Must be a holiday as Dick's upside down. How long is the MP3 to teach you to do that? Sorry. This is much more than a fantasy. I will invade your auric

field and enslave you. I will use dark mag magick, and tantric techniques to strengthen your energetic bond to me. You will find yourself consumed by obsessive thoughts of me. Let it happen. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

How do we do this? Begin your journey to freedom through slavery. Great. Begin by reading The Cult Manifesto. All right, making a night flirt account. Here we go. Begin with my best-selling MP3, Rendered Defenseless.

Just know my email address is naxipraxis at maildrop.cc. That's right. Then deepen your submission by listening to all of my reprogramming and brainwashing mp3s. Schedule a live call with me to discuss your needs. Embark on a slave training program that will transform your

life forever. Yeah, you'll be a slave. Curious about hypnosis? Start with my $5 minute Yeah, you'll be a slave. Curious about hypnosis? Yeah. Start with my $5 minute $5 five minute introductory MP3, then binge

on my collection of top rated hypnosis MP3s. I couldn't have another, please. I mustn't. I use a professional mic and audio software to create stereophonic files. I use a professional mic and audio software to create stereophonic files. I use

stereophonic files that will ruthlessly penetrate your mind. Ruthlessly? These MP3s will effortlessly and permanently program your subconscious mind. And all you have to do is listen and relax while my silky voice washes over you.

Hey, Shell. Yeah? I'm going to go to goddess Eriko's website. Just because I'm a fan of Squarespace. I'm just a fan of things that, yeah, Squarespace in general is nice to look at. So I can call you Errico. Is that

alright? Well, I mean my name is Errico but you may call me your goddess. Must I though? You may. Am I calling you my goddess or your goddess?

For years, men have worshipped me as a living incarnation of the divine feminine. I am a practicing witch, a priestess of the sacred whore

goddess Babylon, and a lifelong female supremacist. Okay, this story checks out. I see this is very consistent. I trust you now. As the high priestess of the cult of the red goddess, my specialties

include erotic hypnosis and spiritual slave training. That's what priestesses do. If you have been looking for a goddess who can take you deeper on a psychological, emotional, physical, and spiritual

level, Link, you may want to consider joining my cult. Don't mind if I do. Do you have any benefits? Well, it is nightflirt.com slash goodies, so I think so.

You get a little bag filled with my favorite tantric treats. No, yeah, I just naxipraxis at mailtrap.cc just signed up and I'm just filling up my cart right now with suck and fuck for gay pride.

Ooh! Advanced CEI training. Listen, you could do it for any reason, honestly. Yeah, but this way it matters. Hey, that one's a good deal. Will Bud Light sponsor my suck and fucking if I do it for pride? For one month a good deal Will Bud Light sponsor my suckin' fucking If I do it for pride?

For one month a year, yeah Okay, okay, thanks Hey, can I just So the link is to her manifesto Can I read some reviews of her manifesto From real users? Yes, please Client555 says

I am intrigued to become her follower Um ThreeTailedFox says Clear, if you are intrigued It's a must-have Hmm Client 555 says, I am intrigued to become her follower. Threetailed Fox says, clear. If you are intrigued, it's a must have. Lundigu says, intriguing. Elab says, I am intrigued and feel drawn to the red glass. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay.

Obviously, she uses her hypnosis to make them like the word intriguing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kind of felt like I should read some of those. Does have 20 upvotes and only one downvote. I was intrigued, to be fair. The personal connection I find with my devotees is authentic and deeply meaningful to me.

I am by nature a physically and intellectually voracious woman who enjoys who enjoys nothing more than seductively manipulating men into complete surrender and total submission. I am well versed in psychology and hypnosis.

That's definitely someone with credit. I went to the school of hard knocks level work right there. That's definitely somebody that took psychology as an elective in first year. I've got my WVD. I'm well versed actually though. Listen, I got an 84. My bachelor's up well versed.

Freud said the brain is the thinking of the brain is the thinking of the brain and love getting inside of the minds of my devotees to learn what makes them quote tick unquote sexually

I mean that doesn't tick sexually tick tick tick I mean, that doesn't tick sexually. Tick. Tick. Tick. I mean, you know, it's like the gator from Peter Pan. They hit the clock. I can flawlessly weave fantasy scenarios with my silky voice and creative mind. Satisfying deeply suppressed desires and making dreams come true. I'm talking about sensual dominance!

Sensual? Sensual dominance! That's right! That was one of those songs off of that thing where Snoop Dogg went R&B for one album. Is that right? Good reference.

Thank you. Really, really an album everyone's familiar with. That reference really rolled well off the tongue. No issues. It really did. Oh yeah, that sounds familiar. As a naturally dominant woman, I believe in female supremacy.

I believe that women deserve to be worshipped and adored. Actually, can you do me a favor? It's just been a while. Can you go back to that sentence and just do it with clap emojis in the middle of it? Oh, uh...

As a naturally dominant woman, I believe in female supremacy. There you go. There you go. Pay pig women! You're calm. Sorry.

Not yet, not yet. I believe that women deserve to be worshipped and adored as goddesses. My devoted slaves are my precious treasures, and I love helping them discover emotional freedom and divine ecstasy through their devotion to me. I'm not a tyrant,

but a compassionate vessel of the divine feminine. A living avatar of the goddess who seeks only to elevate the status of my sisters everywhere. And bestow love. Okay, so she's doing this for the girls in general.

Okay, that's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very empowering. Sisters aren't doing it for themselves. I'm doing it. And bestow love and healing upon those who devote themselves to me. I want to just, before going to the next thing, I was just spending a little bit of time here on your Squarespace. And from a year ago,

from a year ago, you were just talking a little bit about your erotic hypnosis anesthesia play, which I assume is an MP3. But I just wanted to say, if you've ever had general anesthesia

for a medical procedure, you know just how blissful it can be to slip under. Yeah. Yeah. for a medical procedure, you know just how blissful it can be to slip under. Uh, yeah. Yeah! Yay! Everyone likes that, right? I also blissfully remember waking up. Yeah, God, I...

The experience of sort of confusedly counting to four and that being it. Oh, so good. So hot. So good, and then you wake up Oh, so good. So hot. So good. And then you wake up later and everything hurts. It's awesome.

Say it like that. And everybody you love is making fun of you. It's great. Oh, wait. Ooh, hmm. I'm feeling something now. Yeah. Do you have, Kendrick, do you have any thoughts on spiritual sex and tantra?

You may wonder why, as a dominant woman, I prefer to be called goddess rather than mistress of ma'am, the worst. I have been wondering that this entire time. Mistress of ma'am? Mistress of ma'am? No, of ma'am. I've been calling her mistress of ma'am. Mistress of ma'am really is one of the

worst things you could call somebody you imagine the creep at the Walgreens just calls people mistress of ma'am and coming up next on CBS it's mistress of ma'am right after whole buddies mistress Yes, it's Mistress of Fear. Right after Whole Buddies. Mistress.

Mistress. I truly and fully came into my dominant power when I began studying Tantra, a spiritual path that can include sexual meditations, and learned to embrace my inner goddess nature. My teacher used to call me her quote beautiful goddess sister end quote. And while at first it seemed a little silly,

after time I realized that I loved being called a goddess. I call my female friends goddess and queen on a daily basis to remind each other of our innate power as women. So I was on the receiving end of the scam.

Now I'm going to try to be on the giving end. I ask my submissive slaves to call me goddess instead of mistress because in that way they are not only worshipping me, but worshipping the power and glory of quote, divine feminine power. Men have this...

Okay, so they call you mistress. Do they call you, like, mistress, parentheses, and by that I mean that I respect women in general, but you specifically in this moment, end parentheses? Yes, as long as it's not mistress of man. Okay, okay. That is the worst.

Men have this power inside of them, too, and are happiest when this side of themselves is in balance with their masculinity. Wait, men have divine feminine power? They do, it's just they ignore it. Okay. Just pay me $15 and you can find out. That's why she's not a tyrant.

She's trying to help. Okay. Instead, many seek to suppress the sacred feminine aspect of themselves because our society devalues and degrades femininity. That's right. Now, Lemon's got his moon sign in the seventh house, and that means... I've already left the room. Bunny Bread's about to try to fuck you, though. No, thank you.

Embracing this aspect of yourself does not necessarily mean putting on lipstick or a dress. Though I do think sissification does tie into this suppressed energy. Yay! But learning how to surrender rather than

being controlling. Learning to listen, to be gentle, loving, caring, and patient. When my slaves ask how they can best serve me, I ask them to live their best lives in devotion to the goddess. Oh my god, wow! Wow! She is a force for good. That's amazing. Yeah, yeah.

Goddess, paupers, and country. The red whore Babylon is all about self-empowerment. Self-care. Sorry, it's Babylon. Babylon. This means... Okay, so yeah, how can they devote their lives to the goddess?

This means taking care of their bodies with healthy diet and exercise. You brush three times a day. Taking care of their minds through reading. All right, worm! Stop looking at your phone half an hour before you go to bed! Go outside and walk once in a while. Your serving of meat should be the size of a deck of cards,

you sniveling toad. Taking care of their minds through reading and meditation. Taking care of their souls by calling on goddess energy when life gets to be too much. But most importantly, learning to enjoy life and find pleasure is critical to health and well-being. Spiritual sex is not as complicated as it sounds.

Okay, okay. Spiritual sex is breathing, going slowly. Okay, well, I guess it's not complicated at all, then. It doesn't really sound like sex, either. Am I? So I'm having spiritual sex right now? Jeez, I'm an on mic. Going slowly. Edging. Building anticipation. Focusing on the process of giving and receiving pleasure fully rather than rushing.

Focusing 100% on the feeling on your body instead of letting your mind drift. When one does release the powerful energy of orgasm, that energy can be directed towards manifesting a goal. Parentheses. What is called sex magic. Yay! I love sex magic.

I often ask my submissives and slaves to direct their sexual energy to me when they have their orgasm as an energetic gift of devotion. So does part of self-love mean calling, like, have to involve them calling themselves slaves? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, self-love was, like, an okay idea idea But once they introduced middle management to it That's when it really took off Also Also By the way Spiritual sex is breathing

Then I guess we all know what Kendrick's doing on the mic Hey hey I'm trying to fix it Wow Just downright rude. Absolutely rude. I can't help it. I'm just always edging, I guess.

I incorporate spiritual sexuality into my training and hypnosis for those who desire it. My clients have found it to be deeply relaxing and transformative in their daily lives. They feel happier, more balanced, and more relaxed as they learn to surrender and embrace what is. Our society would have us believe that sex is a dirty thing, but in fact it is some of the most sacred and powerful energy in existence.

So come to my Nightflirt account. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This Nightflirt website really doesn't look like a place where people feel shame at all. Like, front page here, you've got Olivia the Goontress, who specializes in goon therapy. There's something else that includes that. Yeah, there's like really positive lessons from You Can Call Me Master, who has the description of teaching you how to treat your tiny dick.

Well, I did find Revolver. I'm a reverend with deep roots in Buddhist and existential philosophies. I am fluid in psychedelia and in counseling, comforting, and processing emotions with other humans. This is not a sex line. This is advice that comes from someone who truly loves you. Namaste. Oh, I found virtual. Wow! Okay, okay. Because I want to...

Sometimes I want to believe that the world's more interesting than it is. And so, because of that, I choose to believe that, like, he was actually like, in a seminary. And, like, was fully locked down. And, like, got dosed by accident once. And now you turn it into a seminary. Hey!

He does say it's not phone sex, male only, and his icon is Zenyatta, the robot monk from Overwatch. The horniest of all monks. Oh man, that'll get them though. This is what I mean about wanting to be more interesting than it is. That'll totally get them, though.

Yeah. I'm sorry. Keep going, please. One of my favorite tantric practices is yoni, vulva, and lingam penis massage. These massages... and lingam penis massage. Okay, one of my favorite tantric practices is doing things to genitals. Got it. These massage techniques allow the receiver

to simply receive sensation, pleasure, and release. Yep. Yeah, a handjob will do that, won't it? With any emphasis on orgasm. How often does one get to lie back and excuse me, it's Babylon's caress. How often does one get

to lay back and simply receive relaxing sexual pleasure in this way? You don't even have to have an erect penis to receive this massage, though it is often a side effect of these techniques. Oh, really? Huh. to receive this massage, though it is often a side effect of these techniques. You don't? Oh, really?

Huh. Rubbing a dick makes it go hard, huh? I don't know why I said that in the back of Mark's just now. You can, yeah. Although it's often a side effect. Doctors hate this one weird trick. Lingam massage can be performed on one's self as a sexual healing practice.

You don't say! I often use the techniques as part of my JOI calls and recordings. So these people thought it actually is jerk-off instruction. Like, it actually is like, okay, this is gonna sound crazy.

But like, just start rubbing around down there. Oh, wow. Wow, I feel very empowered, Goddess Eriko. Thank you so much. Kendrick, just scroll up there and see you

get a testimonial there for one of the slaves. It's become an obsession, an addiction. I probably spend at least two hours every day listening to your MP3s. I recite the mantras and daily rites even when I'm not listening.

Several files mention devotees who get scared and run. I can understand. It's like a drug that's too good, but it's a drug that's good for me, one whose high is infinite and asks only my complete surrender in return. I accept this and still want to go deeper. I never imagined this was possible, but somehow from the moment I found you, I also knew it was inevitable. I'm intrigued! You'll be like, yeah, cool. Yeah.

Hey, Boots. Hey, Lemon. There's two things that I'm into right now at this exact moment. The first thing is bitchcraft. The metal band that would do pornography on stage in the early 2000s. Oh, yeah. I'm not familiar.

Did they open up for a Bratmobile situation? No, no, no, no. They pissed on their audience. Oh, okay. I highly recommend looking at videos. It's terrible music, great performance. You don't say. Well, I have seen the Jenna Tortures live, so I'm familiar.

I would do that, too. Yeah, so there's two things I'm interested in simultaneously, and one of them is bitchcraft, and the other thing is real dank political jokes from the year 2016. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you give me both of those in one sentence?

Oh, great. All right. Yep. The fine art of bitchcraft. Yeah. September 28, 2016. Remember when Christine O'Donnell said she's not a witch? Well, I am.

Yes! Yes, yes, yes! And post! My name is Eriko Tanaka, and I am a witch. Thank God. Don't be afraid. Actually, wait. Do be afraid. Actually, wait. Do be afraid. I am capable of working very powerful spells,

and in fact, clients have paid me to do so, which is a link. Some clients pay me more to not do so. Nothing further enforces deep hypnotic enslavement programming like a love or domination spell for good measure. Be careful what you wish for, however. Once the spell is cast, that desire to submit to me

quickly turns into an all-consuming obsession. Nothing helps enslavement like a spell for enslavement. Yeah. It says it right in the name. I don't see why you're confused. Spell for enslavement. The alternate title to a spell for chameleon.

Fuck off. Oh, no. Fuck right off. You're in timeout. We're having this delightful podcast. You have to fucking pierce Anthony into this. Disgusting. That's gross I'll let you in on a secret

Almost all successful sex workers Are practicing witches Almost all Oh yeah? They don't want you to know Almost all of them It really It doesn't really matter

Whether or not you believe in it because it will work on you just the same. Yeah. Witchcraft and reason don't care about your feelings. Does sex work attract witches? Or are sex workers drawn to witchcraft? Does it really matter?

We'll find ways to wrap you around our little fingers. This reads like filler text that goes right before a really pointless infographic. Well, this next time just doesn't really change that. I have a half hour to do the slideshow presentation,

but in my practice it took 15 minutes. The United States of Femdom? You might be wondering how it works. Sorry. I want to get the right emphasis on this one. Sorry. All right. You might be wondering how it works.

There's a question mark at the end of that. Oh, sorry. You might be wondering how it works. There's a question mark at the end of that. Oh, sorry. You might be wondering how it works. There you go. Yep. Thank you. Every word is a new inflection. Well, that's my secret.

But I'll tell you this much. Feeding on the energy of worship, adoration, and tributes. Because, yes, money is a physical embodiment of energy. Oh! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! Wow, wow, wow! Yes, yes. That's a fucking girl boss line for sure.

Well, actually, money is an embodiment of energy. Has made me into the successful and powerful goddess I am. I guess you could say I'm a little bit of a succubus. Or psychic vampire. Or wallet vampire. I enjoy draining men and making them fall madly in love with me I don't see any harm in that especially when my men beg me

to place love and mind control spells on them you can't help but love a willing victim I don't think you can brag too much about your own acumen like if somebody says I think you can brag too much about your own acumen. Like if somebody says like, I need you to control me and dominate me.

And then you're like, you are controlled and dominated. Ha ha, I'm a genius. I cast a spell. Right, but are they really asking me or did I make them do that? Did you make all of the men who do that yes because a lot of men do that oh no no not yes i mean uh did i think about it according to her page simply simply going to her page was her first act of dominance yeah or was i guess we guess we're technically we're releasing an info hazard here. Maybe everyone is listening to this podcast as being

some sociological aspect. She played us. This is how it ends. This is the beginning of the end right now. To be clear, I am a divine servant of the dark magick goddess Erika, a.k.a. the Mistress of Babylon.

And I have dragged you all here. Yeah, now you're getting it. Gotcha! Real female supremacy. Can I read my last paragraph? How much do I owe you? I suppose you can. Does the idea of being the helpless slave

of a real witch get you rock hard? Not really. Stop fantasizing and give me a call. I will make this fantasy a reality. Send mail. Ken, do you owe me $21? Why fight the urge? Check's in the mail. Why fight the urge to send mail? You're right.

You're right. I always have, like, this need to send email hit me up on Friendster ping me on ICQ okay so I hope you guys are ready for a Vox short

because this is the cult of the red goddess versus satanism what's the difference boy it wasn't good enough for Vice we gotta go to Vox The Cult of the Red Goddess versus Satanism. What's the difference? Boy, it wasn't good enough for Vice. We got to go to Vox. Yup. Yup.

We've been hearing a lot about the Cult of the Red Goddess. We're here in the most dangerous part of San Diego. Wait, how much is an ice cream cone? That's fucking dangerous Don't look over there, there's a bunch of youth Maybe they're Satanists I have a lot of clients asking me If I'm a Satanist Or if Cult of the Red Goddess, CRG,

is a Satanic cult. The answer is yes and no. That's not an answer! That's the answer, though. That's the only answer you get. You can't fight it. She already told you you can't fight it. Listen, lady, you're listening to a Vox short. You really think

you're getting formed out of this? Just look at the subway surfers running below it, okay? I did wonder why they asked me if I own my own house before I opened this. Here's a fun game. What's our actual content versus what's our chum links? Okay. Okay. Okay, so I'm going to provide some insights into the origins of the, uh, CRG and how it differs from Satanism.

Okay, a lot of clients are fascinated by Satan and Satanism, largely because they had a Christian or Catholic upbringing where Satan, Lucifer, or the Devil was taught as the ultimate evil to be avoided at all costs. I was raised Buddhist by Japanese immigrant parents, so I do not have the same baggage around Christianity that those clients do. I was not raised Christian. Therefore, Satan and blasphemy are not shocking or taboo for me. I don't know. I've heard that Jesus is rooming with, you know... Sorry, that's a stupid... that's a manga joke. Please ignore that.

No, no. Got another one? Can we highlight it a bit more? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Manga jokes? I was worried it was an anime joke and it would be too normie for me I mean, I actually don't know if they made an anime of it or not To be clear, to be frank

But really I was Hey, you're putting me in this I was actually I blurted that out because I thought I was having a conversation With you for a second Just real quick, Boots You've been Most of this Discord has been people just posting in

Just profiles From Mouthflirt And what did you just find there? I just found Finger fucked by rage I'm not sure dominatrix Dip shit fucking loser $2.99 an hour.

Five stars. 217 reviews. Okay, all right. So anyway, so here we are back to... There's no good and evil as far as I'm concerned. Only dark and light. And both principles are important within the cult of the Red Goddess. Picture of Anton LaVey.

Looking fucking cool in those goddamn pajamas with the devil horns. I did read LaVey's Satanic Bible when I first studied the occult, and I'm indeed a fan of Satanism, and a majority of real life Satanists I know are wonderful people

I respect a great deal. Am I a Satanist? Yes. In that I love Lucifer. And I agree with many of the tenets of Satanism. Okay. Just as a reminder, the tenets of Satanism are...

Me, me, me, me, me. Tenets of Satanism are, of course I'm a dick, that's the whole point. The second tenet of Satanism is, I thought the flying spaghetti monster was a little too goofy. Okay, okay.

Okay. I believe that Lucifer and Sam-el, or Sam-ale, Sam-ale, Lilith's consort, represents the divine masculine incubus principle that balances the divine feminine of the succubus red goddess. However, I would not say that CRG is a satanic cult. Here's why. And then another infographic comes on the screen. As I mentioned before, many people are interested in Satanism in response to toxic Christian programming. Religious deprogramming in preparation for initiation to CRG. See lesson one of my elite slave training program if you wish to begin this process.

Fucking Starship troopers. Gooning equals citizenship resolves i'm sorry i looked over in the discord chat and somebody's profile was i love feeling my asshole creaming and gaping open. 99 cents a minute. Yes, meme. Creamy. Yes, mime. Yes, mime. Creamy. Okay.

This fascination with Satan held by many is simply continuing to play out religious programming that is no longer useful. Attachment to Satan represents clinging to Christian values and beliefs, and if that's your fetish, good for you. But, that's not what CRG is about.

I'm a fucking female supremacist. I prefer to center female energies in my spiritual practice. It's also worth noting that the satanic Baphomet is both male and female. See?

There's a true satanist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, it's quite progressive. Progressive? Lilith being the female demon who was Adam's first wife. God damn it. Skip. Skip.

Sometimes you just gotta let it go, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so coming down to the end here, but Frank Wax. Frank Wax. Frank Wax.

Frank Wax. Frank Wax. It's mostly me. It's your drug dealer name. I got the sticky goo you guys want some? Woo!

I don't know. You're not really inspiring a lot of confidence. It's me, Frank, wrecked. Do I have to listen to an MP3 of how to eat sticky goo? She does have that. She does have come eating for beginners. Yeah, yeah. I'm aware. It takes 30 minutes to get through it.

Yep. Okay, so I'm going to let you have a choice here. So we can read about sigil magic, which was one way to celebrate Witchcraft Wednesday. Or we can have Goddess Eriko's Guide to Spiritual Slavery,

How to Meditate. Hmm. I mean, she's been talking so much about spiritual slavery, I'd like to know what it is. Okay, great. So, yeah, it's time to have our Witchcraft Wednesday! Everyone, welcome to Witchcraft Wednesdays. They managed to fit us in here

at the rec center. You know, this is, you know, sometimes work can be a little bit stressful, and so this is a way to let our hair down. Goddess Eriko's Guide to Spiritual Slavery How to Meditate, Part 1. Zen Meditation with Goddess Eriko. Click image to purchase Guide to Zen Meditation. uh goddess eriko's guide to spiritual slavery how to meditate part one zen meditation with goddess eriko click image to purchase guided zen meditation today's post is not necessarily about sex

but something that is important for those who wish to embark on a path of spiritual slavery meditation practice that's how they get you starting a meditation practice can seem very intimidating especially if you don't know very much about it so i am going to begin by giving you a fundamental meditation practice that you can easily do daily it is known as Zen meditation or shamatha meditation, and it was how my Japanese parents taught me how to meditate when I was only four years old. Please, tell me more about your parents than when you were four years old.

I mean, we are getting me less sexy the more you talk about this. All right, I'll do your Samantha meditation. Hold on. I was more of a Carrie guy, but that's okay. One. I always took you for a Carrie guy, yeah. One. Sit down on a chair with feet on the floor or cross-legged seated on a cushion

set a timer for five minutes then place your hands face up or down on your lap okay got it so not sideways oh shit yeah yeah i gotcha two close your eyes and begin to breathe in and out through your nose. Thoughts may start to enter your mind. Observe your thoughts, but do not engage with them. Simple label them thoughts and let them move on. You were a thought! On with you! Oh, wow, that's what you call those things. Let watching

passing clouds in the sky return to the breath. Um, duh. Return to the breath. Okay. Didn't you... So, uh, what was the, uh, right before you said, um, uh, you said,

you said, uh, return to the breath, you said, uh, let watching passing clouds in the sky. Yes. And before that, you said, close your eyes. Yes. Nothing, that's all. Yes. Okay, that's all.

Return to the breath. Yep. Three. It may help give your mind something to do. What? Even I don't get that one. Wait. Wait. Three. Do. What? Even I don't get that one. Wait.

Wait. Three. Yeah, this is just step three. It may help give your mind something to do so you don't get distracted by thought. You know, until the next step. The easiest way is to count your in-breath and out-breath. That's my wife. I never get distracted by thought. Breath in one. She does have to remind you to return and out breath. I never get distracted by thought. Breath in one.

She does have to remind you to return to the breath. Breath in one. Breath out one. Breath in two. Breathe out two. Uh oh. I'm confused. Don't you dare breathe Unless mistress tells you to

I'm sorry I'm sorry goddess I'm sorry I'm sorry mistress ma'am I meant to say goddess Oh boy Do this to a count of ten Then start again Do this until the timer goes off then resume your day

five minutes a day is all it takes it seems like such a simple thing to sit still and breathe for five minutes and yet you've made it so confusing I have really confused you and now you're thinking about your breath all the time yeah that kind of fucks it up it turned you into like

a dolphin you gotta think about it well congratulations you've mended yourself into the perfect dolphin slave oh shit wrong one it's so simple that a child can do it but in many ways it is incredibly challenging because we are so used to being at the mercy of our thoughts and identifying with our thoughts the first step towards deprogramming your mind so you can be reprogrammed and find freedom through slavery i forgot that was the goal yeah the goal yeah we're trying to get you to be a better you. My slave. It's the stop.

Free your mind of conscious thought. Now give me three dollars. Well, that does make me more likely to do that. Stop identifying with your thoughts as what you think is largely the result Of your societal programming In the next post I will expound on Kundalini meditation Using your sexual energy For spiritual evolution

So my dick has to breathe in and out Then too? Alright Very last thing here Uh All right. Very last thing here. Shell. Yeah? There's two things, and I'm trying to just kind of like, you know, yin and yang, right?

What I'm looking for, I'm looking for in my life, I'm looking for less hustle and more flow. It's good to get a balance. It's good to get a balance. It's good to get a balance. And I'm here to help you with that. Hello, it's me, Goddess Erika. Less hustle, more flow, career advice for PSOs and everyone else.

Thanks for yet another picture of your butt. You're welcome! I realize that's what that was. It's a lot less confusing this time, at least. All right, first of all, happy new year! This vlog is a little different than what I usually post. It's written for other flirts as well as clients, and it's less about sex and more about magic

and how to apply magic to working smarter. Now, this isn't the McGick that I've talked about before. I'm going to teach you how to pull a rabbit out of a hat. There are... But that trick never works. Oh, no. Nothing up my sleeve. Presto!

Thanks. Thanks for making that happen. What an unfortunate series of events Finish it please Okay you see like Like 50 years ago there was a cartoon 50? Go on

Please Oh okay There are There are a lot of self-proclaimed experts in the field of sex work marketing their services right now. While I have provided consulting to new flirts upon request, I do not personally believe that career advice is a one-size-fits-all matter. It's become very successful breaking a lot of those so-called rules for phone sex success. For example... There's no, like, charlatans in this

whole field, are there? For example, I never kept a schedule because time is a socially constructed illusion. Hell yeah. Just kidding! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of. Oh.

Okay. Hell yeah. Just kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of. Oh. Um, okay. Look, you can't swear to me this much, mister. I mean, goddess. Thank you. The truth is, I'm a free spirit, and I quit a successful 9-to-5 career because I hated keeping a schedule. So why would I force myself to have one now that I run my own business? Well, it makes you think. Huh?

I've actually deliberate steered clear of other people's advice, quote unquote. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Because I've always found in all the jobs I've had that I am most successful if I ignore the rules and follow my gut. Huh, you don't say. So, so, so you, so you, you quit your successful nine to five career, did you? Did you now? Sure did, because I followed my gut. Is there, is there an alternate story that might

be more true than that? I mean, alternate stories are just a socially constructed illusion. Just kidding. Sort of. That is, yeah. Sort of. A lot of so-called advice is actually opinions or personal anecdotes.

As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. That's not how that phrase is meant to be used. No, I think it's the perfect phrase for here. The one exception is when clients give me feedback. Oh, oh, oh, there you go, there you go. Bring it back in, I'm bringing it back. That's a good cover your ass moment right now. I used to not...

Nobody can give me... I mean, obviously, we would respect your... I used to not send out mass mailings because I thought they might be a turnoff for clients until a client told me he wanted to be notified of when I released new MP3s. And that's definitely true, and I'm not just putting that here. Yeah, be my spam pig.

Oh, yeah, you're going to bring my click rate up, aren't you? The fact is that many clients do ignore mass mails, but at the end of the day... Yeah, I know, right? I don't think those are your true slaves, then. We're working on it. I'm still training them.

But at the end of the day, I decided that sending out occasional, well-constructed mails was actually integral to my success, even if it turned off a few people here and there. In this industry, it's expected that you send out marketing mails

as a successful provider. As an online provider, I decided email marketing was a thing. All right. Thank you. Goddess Babylon. I feel like other people could have given you that fucking advice early on. No, no, no. Only the Red Goddess of Babylon

could have helped me find this information. And my clients. For this reason, the advice I give others is generally to trust your instincts and figure out a path that works for you rather than trying to follow someone else's recipe success. But, there is one bit of advice I hear floating around

quite a bit that I actually think has the potential to harm your career by causing rapid burnout. That advice is HUSTLE HARDER! Okay, okay, okay. Alright. I know we all love memes here. Yep, we sure okay. Alright. I know we all love memes here.

Yep, we sure do. Recently a meme popped up on my Twitter timeline. And that said, how do you expect to get rich if you sleep nine hours every night? And I laughed out loud! Wow. Because...

Because... Because I generally sleep nine hours nightly. Yeah. Plus, now, if I need it. Hey, you want to hear more about my sleep patterns?

No. Are you sure? Well, actually, the idea that I should sleep less or not take my time for myself is completely counterintuitive as far as I'm concerned. Well-rested goddess equals happy, productive goddess. Goddess ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. It's a single equal, so it's a declarative, rather. Oh, God. Fuck me.

You see, capitalism is a hell of a drug, y'all. Now give me three dollars a minute. There's no ethical consumption, except for me. But there is more to life. Kendrick, I think you have some new merch to print. I've got a lot going on here.

I'm taking notes and scheduling tweets like you wouldn't believe. But there is more to life than spending every waking minute chasing dollars. You can't take money to the grave and phone sex is about sensuality. Dollar, dollar bill. Pleasure. Playfulness. Fun.

And, in my case, spiritual transformation for both me and my slaves. The money just happens to be an enjoyable result of doing what I'm passionate about for a living. So don't worry about it. I do this work because I'm a creative person who lives within the moment, not a slave to schedule some spreadsheets.

Any other reasons why this is your job? Any other reasons you can think of? No, none at all. I love it, and I'm not a slave. Yep. Because she likes helping people. All this said, what works for me won't work for everyone. Nevertheless, I do

think that it's important to think about, and I think I came up with this myself, guys. Working smarter, not harder. This is the kind of, these are the maxims you come to my blog for. Now, I realize

this flies in the face of everything we've been taught under capitalism. This is Praxis, reminder. Jesus, I was not imagining that, like, satanic mistress bitch would end up being Tony Robbins at the end. Really?

I feel like it's very fitting, actually. Yeah, now that you say that, I think Shell's right. I remember the first time my personal trainer explained the concept of HIIT to me.

High Intensity Interval Training. With HIIT, you alternate spurts of maximum effort exertion with long periods of lower intensity recovery. Your workout is over 20 minutes, and you get more benefit from working out this way than slogging away for an hour straight. I didn't want to believe it was possible.

It seemed too easy to be effective. God, I don't know. That sounds like advice to me. I don't know. Even though there was science to back it up, and we all know how much I love science. I resisted it initially, almost as if

I believed exercise should be tedious in order to be effective, and I don't. I don't. Guys, I know you got tired of me talking about sleeping, but you want to hear about my exercise thoughts? Yeah, holy shit, man.

Alright, alright, good, good. Good! The same principle applies to work. So I exercise every other day. Uh-huh, yep. Oh, you don't say. That's four times a week. The same principle applies to work.

Of course it is necessary. Oh, no. To exert a sincere effort to get results. The dumbest goddess in the universe. But the truth is, if you are in alignment with your personal flow, it won't feel tedious. So don't work when it's your time of the month, ladies. Come on. Yeah.

Well, we were doing 90s sitcoms earlier. I don't see why this is any different. Oh, so it's a ladies' 90s sitcom and it's just, it's nothing. Everyone cracks up when it's the dude 90s sitcom. You know what, maybe Eriko's right. What do you mean, maybe? Don't you talk about whole buddies that way

or whatever we called that show earlier? This whole blog post is like your naps and your exercise routines. Continuing the exercise analogy. If I never get off the couch, I will get this again. But I'll get more gains for 20 minutes of it four times a week than an hour of repetitive cardio daily. Which is not sitting on my couch all day. But this is a good analogy.

I'll also be more excited to work out if I know I can knock it off my to-do list in 20 minutes and if I see more tangible results more quickly I learned this from my personal trainer the Wii Fit trainer phew

excellent Trainer. Whew. Excellent! I feel like she should pay me for reading all of this. I noticed an interesting pattern. If I try to force myself to work when I'm exhausted, I don't get calls. There's no rhyme or reason to it, but it's true. They can just hear how exhausted you are. Good slaves would.

I end up going to bed tired and frustrated when I could have just gone to bed. But if I'm in a good mood and energized, the phone rings off the hook. Oh. Wait, so they know? They're going to call you and they type in the numbers and what, the numbers are floppy?

No, no. I mean, listen, you're on Night Flirt just like I am. All you have to do is look at the aura of the call now button. They know if you're sleeping and they know if you're awake. I guess most sex workers are witches so they're all casting the spell to grab me that's right you're learning thank you for listening

I'll be a good slave in no time uh finally uh there's pushing against the tide is being out of alignment if you follow the natural flow of energy, do what you enjoy instead of what you think others want from you,

and allow yourselves to rest when you feel tired. Amazing things will happen. Believe it! Dark blessings, Goddess Eriko. Wow. I love that her career advice was, I don't like to work very hard! Bye!

I like that she still makes sure to end it, dark blessings. Here's my hustle advice, dark blessings! I'm an evil, I'm a dark magick mage, and people are my slaves. Have you heard about intermittent fasting?

This is tagged with a law of attraction. What did we learn from any of this, F Plus? I feel like every time Goddess Erika wants to speak, there's two paragraphs of, I am a dominatrix, and then it just goes off the rails. It's just like, here's some other shit I need to talk about. Yeah. I mean, I kind of loved her blog post for that exact reason.

Because, I mean, there's only so many ways to do Fyndom. I kind of loved her blog post for that exact reason. Because there's only so many ways to do Fyndom. The pitch looks the same every time it's written. And so there's like, here's a little bit of my personality. Literally, I'm watching Hulu right now is her personality. I'm watching Hulu right now is her personality. Fyndom is definitely a product in search of a customer. So it makes sense

that it pairs with hypnosis so much. Yeah, no, I'm making you do this. That's part of it. Oh, well. I feel less stupid now. I'm making you do this. That's part of it. Oh, well. I feel less stupid now. I'm surprised how much of this is active posting.

Some of these are very obviously bots. And some of these are real people. If you click the feed button on some of these people, someone is posting every couple hours on some of these. I mean, like... I thought this was a dead site. You know, it was just like a... It was really popular

in the early 2000s, and then it kind of died off, but these are... People are actively here. I mean, you may be... You may not be counting one thing that may have been a big resurgence for this site. COVID. Yeah. Think about that one.

I... I don't know. I don't know. I don't one. I... I don't know. I don't know. I feel like it's the same people that would be using this. Yeah, no, I tend to agree, because, I mean, when we were last here, we were reading posts from, like, 2010.

Like, it was still going pretty strong. And I think, I think the real success of Night Flirt is in the profiles themselves. Briella Gem here says I want to tell you what to do to your car.

A little strange when they're like, you know, Huntress Helga. Yeah, I think, I don't know, like, so if you had, I feel like if you had like a Nightflirt account, do you think you would go full gimmick? I feel like I would, like, my impulse would be to go,

because obviously, like, the ones, there's, like, there's, like, Mega Monroe, like, okay, got it, yep, make America come again, got it. So I feel like, I feel like, you know, in a crowded marketplace like this, like, somebody needs to, like, sort of specialize. I mean,

how do you break in, right? I guess you need a mentor, right guess you need a mentor. If only there was someone I could... Oh my god! Mega Monroe's profile is right next to Gigi LeFleur's profile. And Gigi LeFleur's profile says

Antifa BBW brat Doms the alt-right and Trumpers Nice It's the same person for sure Diversification They are in order of creation Because I've seen a couple of them where someone Clearly had a first draft

And a second draft right after There's one woman that has like three or four of them that... Well, if you click on their profile, it'll actually show all of them that are online with the same profile. Oh, Banker Dave, Nightfort's best financial domination master, and his picture is just him

in front of an old-timey bank sign giving me finger guns. His page is just like 50 broken image links. You found your customer banker Dave. Did you click Maga Monroe's to see

her profile picture is so big you have to have a scroll bar on the bottom? And it's just a fan. There's no picture of her. It's pretty good. Our website is always thefbl.us As of this recording, we still have

a few I Love Content mousepads. With the help of this recording, we still have a few, I love content mouse pads, uh, with the help of, uh, dynamo. Uh, I printed up, uh,

a bunch of shiny, uh, pink and gold, um, uh, kind of fun stickers. Uh, so if you want one of those,

just, uh, I guess email me. Oh God. I want one. Yeah, I'll take it. All right.

Sure. Well, I'll say, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Yeah. Okay. That's all All right. Sure. Well, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Yeah. Okay, that's all. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. I have found you can find happiness in slavery Happiness in slavery Happiness in slavery Happiness in slavery Happiness remember that thing i read earlier that said ignore line apparently ignore line is a thing where you call and they ignore you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I, I really, I'm really happy for whoever gets paid from one of those.

Oh, yeah. Ignore line. I genuinely, genuinely am super happy for anybody who makes money off of that. I turn this on when I'm home alone enjoying my time off. You can listen to me work out, shower, play video games, or work at my computer. You'll get to listen to every fart and snort I make.