The F Plus - 410: The Lifeless Eyes of Sexual Purgatory

Episode Date: December 21, 2024

Rosemary Doll is an online retailer of sex dolls that cost $2,000 or more apiece. And in addition to many many horrifying yet extremely funny photos, it also hosts a forum where sex doll enthuasiastscan talk about how great their lives are and yet how all the men on this forum seem to experience constant aching disappointment for some reason. This episode, The F Plus will say "tossed so half a day come in" and you can't even stop us.

So Kendrick, I know you just said, uh, uh, oh no, I'm not an incognito, but one of you. You're on your work computer? No, I just realized I'm logged in as my dad. You like your fake life This is the Fplus Podcast, a sexually nightmarish place for terrible things, right with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight we have Frank West. Will sex robots be banned in the future due to feminists moving for the ban? ZARLA! I cut the TV into five small pieces with a razor, put them in a plastic garbage bag,

and dispose of the baby's body. This is actually very easy, although very sad. Kendrick Lobstar! The glamour photographer you've seen makes these dolls look much more real than they actually were. Although, they will scare you every time you walk into the room until you get used to them. But hey, if in doubt, find an elf! Dijon de Jure!

My organic GF is very tired and just want to sleep. And Lemon. I slept with my Celeste, my doll, and my real girlfriend. Fortunately, neither organic nor inorganic ladies are jealous. My organic GF wanted to sleep, so I signaled Celesta to follow me to the spare bedroom. She did. Hey, F+. Hello. Hey, are you all in need of companionship?

Desperately. Seeing as I'm on this podcast. Yeah Okay, my wife doesn't listen to this podcast so I can say desperately She doesn't think I'm funny Well, yeah like one thing that I I think you'll find or at least that I that I found is that like if you sort of Like, you know live the life of an entertainer And you are constantly in need of the approval of strangers, it's just a happy, happy time. It's really, yeah, it's really, really good. But I think I can offer you something better. Oh?

Because I don't know if you've been trying to look for companionship from people. They can't believe it. They've got some downsides. I don't know if you've heard of these, I don't know if you've seen any of these people, but like, there's some downsides there. It has been working out so well because they don't have to use like, doorknobs. Actually, no, you're thinking of raptors? Raptors know how to use doorknobs. But I would like to expand your horizons to something else. We are going to be going to a site today called rosemarydoll.com.

Rosemarydoll.com. And if you're listening right now and you're thinking rosemarydoll.com, I'm going to type that into my browser. Get ready for some horrifying images. I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. Well, you say that, but we've been texting each other

these images for like ten minutes now. They're unique images, that's what we'll say. In that you're never gonna forget what you saw. Or be able to explain what you saw. Yeah, yeah, if you're looking for a sex doll that's bright pink with six gigantic breasts, Rosemary Doll got the hookup for you. Yeah, so rosemarydoll.com, they got lots of sales. They've got a chat bot.

They've got a full featured review site. They've got all of the modern trappings. They've got a WhatsApp link here, so I guess I can WhatsApp them. So it's really good, and we're going to learn a lot about the sex dolls on Rosemary Doll because they have their own forum. Oh, yay.

Yay. Exactly. RosemaryDoll.com slash forum also has a horrifying header on top of it. But I need to mention this document given to us by the lizard, and thank you the lizard very much for this nightmare. But we're gonna, we need to go through three abbreviations that matter a lot right now, because these will come up. So there's three abbreviations we're going to find. One is RG. That means real girl.

Real girl, in this case, would be the product, real girl TM. Oh, so not. A competing product. So if you see RG, if you see real girl TM. Oh, so not. Competing products. So if you see RG, if you see real girl, that doesn't mean a real girl. That means another thing. OK, I thought this was like a 3D pig discussing situation or something like that.

Sure, sure, sure, sure. The other thing that you're going to find is RF. That means real female. That actually is the 3D pig disgusting. Oh, okay. So RF, that's the bad thing. And then the other one you're gonna find a lot is TPE, which is thermoplastic elastomers.

Sure. We are nothing if not material scientists. Yes, which is the sexiest thing you can make, a dollar. These products range in price, but I would say start at about $1,000 and go up to about $90,000. And from our early findings seem to be about £100, by which I mean. Give or take, yeah. Yeah, it depends on the size of the chest, we'll say.

Yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna start off here, and my name is Terry67. And I just wanted to say, hey, hello everyone. My name is Terry. I'm on the forum here, and I just recently purchased a sex doll. It has allowed me to explore my

desires in a safe and consensual way. The doll consents, just so you know. Thank God. There's no other way to do that. Terrys at work like they can't say no. Read this guilt-free. I can't hide the fact that I'm really addicted to sex. I just love it. I'm also delighted to join this forum and get to know you. See you soon! And then, Kendrick, you're Sam13GG, you are the site administrator.

Hello, I'm glad you joined the Rosemary Doll Forum where you can ask questions about sex dolls and share your passion with fellow enthusiasts. Normal hobby. The normal hobby. Thanks for being an answering machine, I guess. We're partnered with the people who build ships and cyclones. We're nothing if not welcoming. And then Frank, if you will be a Pygmalion, please. I would love to.

Oops, and then I scrolled off the, please. I would love to. Oops, and then I scrolled off the page. You wouldn't love to that much. Nevermind. Welcome, Terry. Greetings, doll community. My name is Pygmalion. I am a shipwrecked lover on the desperate sands of life, a survivor of three broken marriages.

Okay, that's a lot. That's a lot of really front loaded info here. And my doll, Galatea, is my Wilson, if you've ever seen the Tom Hanks' movie, Castaway. Does that mean you fuck a volleyball? I don't think I remember that. It's been a long time since I've seen Castaway, but I don't think I remember that. I don't think I remember that. It's been a long time since I've seen Castaway, but I don't think I remember that part. Well, you haven't seen the extended cut. Galatea is a gorgeous, wait, five foot comma five inches.

Wait, five. She's a gorgeous comma five foot comma five inch comma. But she's C cup sized. C cup sized. She's the size of a C cup. She is a volleyball. It's a really small one though. Sort of more like a handball really.

My first two marriages were with a volleyball and a bowling ball and a beach ball so I decided to downsize a little bit. It takes a lot to and a beach ball. So I decided to downsize a little bit. That was a real midlife crisis situation. Physically fit blonde made by WM Doll. I am new to all this and it feels a little strange to admit it, but I am in love with Galatea. I think she's the most beautiful doll in the world. It took a week for Galatea to come home to me, all the way from China. I watched her FedEx tracking data feverishly until March 13th. Shrove Tuesday. I'll never forget. Literally in a cold sweat.

When the photograph of her shipping container leaning against my garage popped up in the FedEx ad. I jumped in my car and ran home from work to hustle the 100 pound parcel into my living room. I gotta go! I'll take my break. Where I had everything arranged for later in front of the fireplace hearth

for when I would come home to celebrate the opening of her box. the opening of her box. The whole house had been vacuumed and dusted and wiped from attic to basement. I had gathered form a welcoming party for my galatea. The hearth was stocked with firewood. Taper stood ready on the dining room table. I had bought a banquet of a fragrant of fragrant stargazer lilies is with a dozen roses, which I placed, which I placed on a white blanket that I had laid like a hot Paul Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, over her box. Paul. Paul. Paul. Over her box. P-A-W-L.

Paul. Yeah. Yeah. A Paul is a curved bar or lever who's free and engages the teeth of a cog. No, no, never mind. So, Pygmalion, Pygmalion, you are obviously a man, a literate man, a literate man, so far as you've named yourself, a Pygmalion. So you've got away with words.

So I know that this moment was important to you. Could you describe the beauty of this moment in a single sentence? When I came home that evening, it was like a funeral in reverse. With Svratch Manninoff piano concerto number two playing in the background and a cheerful blaze burning in the fireplace, I carefully cut the tape and reached inside the box.

This is so depressing. But wait, all the stuffed animals are there! What's depressing about this? Yeah! It's a party! And there's other dolls! You're right, you're right. I'm projecting.

You're just saying that because there's no alcohol. Nothing like an NA sex doll in boxing. Her whole body was swathed in soft cloths and blankets, padded all around with contoured foam blocks. Her wrists had been inserted into inflatable plastic tubes to protect her beautiful soft fingers with their exquisitely manicured nails. For those of you considering investing in one of these amazing dolls, perhaps I should prepare Hope you don't have a mortgage. We'll sell them for more later. Perhaps I should prepare you for the slight shock you may experience when you discover the absence of your doll's head when you first opened the canteen container. It first tasted like serial killer life.

What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? The FedEx guys is looking like Kevin Spacey like, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Oh no. You will find your doll's head separately wrapped in foam sheets between her feet with a pair of foam goggles over her eyes. For her eyes are exceedingly fine, having beautiful long lashes and delicate, movable lids. Resembling those of a real flesh and blood lady! Can you imagine being the roommate coming downstairs to this?

Oh, you mean the stuffed animals? The stuffed animal candlelight vigil as he takes this coffin? Welcome. It's a funeral in reverse. Don't worry. Her head's not on yet. At which point your roommate goes like, oh, shit. I thought you were going to kill me

like next month. But now we'll need another funeral. Poor stuffed animals in like a Toy Story Sid trap. Just screaming and they can't open their mouth. Her ears also are incredibly lifelike, having the same flexibility and softness of the ears of a child. No. What? No. Yay. incredibly lifelike, having the same flexibility and softness of the ears of a child. No.

What? No. Yay. Well, we do know that women shed their ears as they get older. Right, that's true. There's nothing else to compare that to. But what really shocked my heart to the core, and made me start to weep, was when I pulled the sleeve covering from one of her hands and

Clasping it could nearly swear. I felt a little hand return the pressure of my That was the first time it's ever occurred to him that he's a loser It was as if the hand eagerly accepted my touch after her long February journey across the continent and yearned for comfort and kindness. A warm, tender kiss, which I gave it instantly, wetting its palm and fingers with my copious tears. Oh wow. Wow.

This is companionship. Boy, really starting off with a bang again. Three marriages, you say, huh? Yeah, they were all crazy. Yeah, they were all crazy. I was soon to discover that that is not the only body part possessed by this amazing doll that accepts my touch eagerly, and not the only substance from my body that would wet her in response. Oh, come on. As I said, this is a strange experience.

Her head mounted easily enough, three clicks onto the steel post protruding from her neck. Oh my god, can you imagine if you fell onto that post and it pierced your torso and the cops would have to come in and see that you'd been impaled on a sex doll? Can you imagine? So poor detective's like, oh, another one. That's definitely a kill on the next like Friday the 13th. Oh, yeah.

Some guy gets impaled on his own sex doll. That's the case again. Right as you were gonna retire. Oh my god. Absolutely. With astonishing suddenness, I found I was holding in my arms the beautiful form of a magnificent lady not quite sleeping. For her uncanny ability... No, no, not quite. Not quite. Her uncanny ability to hold any pose lends her a kind of vigor.

Right, of steel pipes. Yeah. We had a wonderful evening by the fire. I placed a special 14k gold ring with nine diamonds upon her finger and named her Galatea. One of his previous wives, I assume. I dressed her in a beautiful bathrobe I had brought for her, already doused with her perfume. Oh, how did you know her scent? Yvonne, White Musk, which I had purchased without smelling ahead of time so that my first experience of it would be associated with Galatea in my mom's... Amazing!

I got backfired so badly. You're brainwashing yourself into loving this doll. You spent like 5k on it, you know, you better love that doll. Yeah, yeah, and also like 14k gold ring with nine diamonds? Yeah. It's so crazy. I lit the tapers in the dining room table and opened a bottle of Muscatay wine and we shared a welcoming feast.

Oh wow, alright. Not sparkling. You're going for still. Okay, fair enough. I feel like red would be a little bit more romantic, but you can go white if you want. Well, Fred stains the dolls, so. Oh, yes. I took many pictures of her that night.

I hope on film you had to have developed. Smile. Oh, wait. From her beautiful face gazing at me across the table in the e-candle light. Oh, wow. To the images of her when we went back to cuddle naked by the embers of the dwindling fire and in the morning when the sunlight broke through the bedroom window to reveal our blissful entanglement with each

other with each other in the splendor of our bed. Hey, this is Terry again. What? Huh? I just wanted to say hi. I was going to be in the forum, but hi, I guess. Imagine if he's like, wow, these people are weird. This is one of five post-Pygmalion is made and one of two post-Terry is made and one of two posts Harry has made.

Okay, so the very next post down there, Zarla, it says post by much river. You just had a question you wanted to ask the forum. Would you do that, please? Yeah. How do I buy a doll anonymously? I saw all these payment methods when I bought a doll, and now I don't want to share personal information. Too many identities have occurred these days. I also don't want my credit card bill to show a $2,000 charge. If it comes from Comcast or my local gas company,

I can look at my wife and say, what the hell is? And then let her know that I'll deal with it first thing in the morning. But these fancy nondescriptive words put forward by the doll dealer on the bill will only surprise our SO. You know, Lee, listen, I'm just really upset about, you know, like, identity theft and also I don't want my wife to know that I bought the same thing as yours. Yeah, I don't know what happened. Yeah, I have several plans, questions about your plan there, Metrever. So you want to write off the $2,000 dollars thing as a Comcast,

which you're then gonna pay. Damn gas company. And then what? Like what happens when your wife finds the doll? You mean, he obviously has a plan to hide the 5'4 doll. That's what an easy place for it. I know that you can buy a prepaid card at the store. Not for $2,000 you can't.

Reloadable ones need your SSN or bank information. Non-reloadable ones don't need personal information. You just need to load it with cash. But I heard that the limit is $1,000. No matter how much. You have to give up your connections. Do these doll suppliers accept multiple prepaid cards for payment?

You got a CBS like, I'm definitely not buying these for a sex doll. And the guy by the counter's like I don't care Hey Kendrick, it's me your boss. I need you to go down to the local store and get me some sex doll cards It's for a client meeting Trevor what happened to that money? Oh, um, well I don't know

You know the neighborhood kids have been huffing our natural gas again. So, you know, really talking about the bill. Blew through a bunch of gas one night. I don't know what happened. It's crazy. But, so there are prepaid credit cards, prepaid debit cards, and prepaid gift cards. Whichever you choose, there should be a Visa or MassCard or American Express logo on it. Some work, some won't.

But then I read that many of them can't be used internationally. Okay. So that means I have to eliminate all the Chinese companies. Anyway, I don't want to deal with customs. So I plan to buy in the United States. But still, what kind of card can I use? Wait, that's a different form of sex tourism than the one I'm familiar with. Anyway. Do you have anything to declare? What's in your oversized luggage? Uh, skis? You know the customs guys don't even care anymore.

They're just like, oh, another dog. We sent it to the X-ray machine, it just looks like a skeleton. Yeah, but with fucking like metal terminator hands. metal terminator hands. Oh god damn it. Anyway, who succeeded? Tell me exactly what you did. So obviously everyone just says Bitcoin! County Yoko says be transparent when talking to your wife

I chatted with me, the matter was solved now I have a doll in my life. And a wife? What about your wife? Well, no. I talked to my wife, and now I have a doll. That's how that worked out. This one's like, I have been honest with my wife

from the beginning. I now have 44 dolls. Oh, god. Jesus. If your wife opposes it, maybe you shouldn't do it. Are they just like all in a room looking at the door? You got every doll on clearance. That's still like 44,000 dolls.

Well yeah, no, he needs content for his YouTube channel. Oh god. He does weekly fucked doll reviews. Hey gang, I'm super depressed and we're back. Even if you did one once a day, it'd take you more than a month. Oh my gosh. Hey, my name is Forty. Question. Can colored light bulbs be used to change the skin color of a doll?

I can't imagine why you're asking. What? Alright, let's get one thing out of the way first. I'm not a creep. Right, right. Okay. Well, no, that's assumed because you're on the forum. Right, right, right.

Hi, I've always wanted a sexy Twi'lek, but when I bought my dolls, what's a Twi'lek, Tarla? That's some kind of Star Wars thing, I think. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. All right. I think it's blue. Yeah, they're blue, I think. I was gonna say, like, I posted this to our mastodon, but the first thing I did when I went to rosemarydoll.com was try to do a search for Mass Effect. They're similar. Real shame. Real shame.

Anyway, when I bought my dolls, I didn't know there was an option to make them a different color at the time until after the fact. Now I'm sure this has come up, but I know that staining, staining is an issue with TPG and that's what I have. So I guess any body painting is out of the question, but you want it to be blue So never mind. Okay. Yeah, whatever so I thought maybe a blue see-through cat suit That would cover 90% up to the body up to the neck, but then the head would have to be painted blue Hey, but I have a spare head Just kicking around oh god It's not that great you can't feel her skin with the cat suit another thought I had was maybe there's some sort of blue light bulb

That would change the skin tone. What? Obviously it has to be, yeah. Right? Yeah. What don't you like about my plan, D. John? Are you having sex in a theater?

Do you have access to shell whites? Yeah, why do you think it was $2,000? You know? Yeah. I'd be happy if there were blue bulbs out there that would make the doll's skin look blue. Convincing blue on the market. I just used it. I just used it. Well, I actually have a I actually have a solve for this guy He said that he said that it stains right? Yeah, so what you do is you You spill a gin and tonic on her Blacklight No, I don't know. Can't think of a single. Just memories. Just a lot of memories. Memories

coming back. I can't think of any other way to achieve a blue girl other than promising to change the color completely. I don't know how or I don't want to do it. I think this blue, intense blue light bulb idea is the best option. So then my last question is, does anyone know of a bulb type that would work? So in typing this, I convinced myself of what a great idea this was.

And by the time I got to the end of the post, I was like, I guess I just want to know a light bulb. This plan's perfect. My life's great. What light bulb do I choose? Has anyone else already carried out my gray idea? Okay, so uh, Dijon, I have a question for you. Yeah, so my question for you, okay, so, uh, uh, Dijon, I have a question for you. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so my question for you, um, uh, so dolls would make shamed? Are you shamed of owning dolls? Laughing emoji?

Like, animated laughing emoji? Uh, yes, uh, I'm Rust111. I've only made 19 posts. At 1.28am you posted this. Even the site admin has only posted on this 104 times. I can use your words to talk about your troublesome brother. What? What? Wait, what?

What do you know? What do you know about my brother? You made it personal already? I hope you can find peace in this inner battle. I am a Christian myself and grew up in a very conservative religious family. My doll will be delivered tomorrow. I have the same thoughts about what my parents would think and what God would think. Like, delivered like a, like, religiously? By the way, I did read in between and also above and below into the sides of your statements.

I assume that you're also ashamed of your parents and your brother and your family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sympatico, baby. Do I condemn myself more than ever? I am a sinner. I live in sin. I am born in sin. Maryland Manson bought a fuck doll! God created us in his image. He did not wrong you. He already knew all of this would happen. Oh, oh, it's God's fault. Okay. God's into it. He's watching.

I guess that is the definition of incel. So I will so I will stare God in the eye and fuck a mockery of his creation. That's what we want you to know. You are yourself. He loves you just like you. Jesus died for your sins and is your savorier. This is the answer to your question, by the way. I did say, are you shamed?

And yes, yes seems to be the answer. Believe in him and his sacrifice and you will be saved. Catholicism is very heavy. Don't let a man will make you feel this way. Because it's definitely not what God wants his children to want. because it's definitely not what God wants his children to want. Huh? Rest assured to maintain faith and remember who died for your sins that you can be forgiven.

Hope I can help me, brother. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Gonna look at the rest of this guy's posts Rust 1111 has some shit to work As anyone ever Post by rust is as anyone ever suddenly realized what your doll

means to you, penetrated into your consciousness? Like Jesus on the cross. And another one, and another one, the very next post from Rust is, I will not take the risk of immersing my feet in water. laughter laughter laughter Kendrick, what's going on with Aunt 87?

As a Catholic and an Air Force veterinarian, I would say this What? I guess the Air Force has dogs? Yeah, yeah, yeah Is that how this works? Well, yeah, you know, I'm not gonna read too much into this As a Catholic and an Air Force veterinarian, I would say this I believe that God makes us human. He makes us sex lives He makes us sex lives, He makes us sex lives.

Use your sex life. He wants us to succumb to our sexual desire because that is the whole point of the human sexual desire. Wait a minute. He wants us to succumb to our sexual desire because that is the whole point of human sexual desire. Yeah, horny ergo sum. Really high GT score on this guy. If masturbation is a sin,

then it will make our arms much shorter. What? Oh, oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. If God didn't want us to jerk off, he wouldn't have let us touch our dicks. It's as simple as that. It's as simple as that. T-Rexes can't masturbate. We can. The full evolution of humanity. Let me ask you a question. Are you committing adultery? Are you coveting your neighbor's wife? Those are the only two of the Ten Commandments about sex. If your answer to those questions is no, then you don't need to inside. Then you don't need to inside. Let it go, knowing that you are a

healthy red-blooded American army yeah yeah I spent a lot of time with the Air Force but I don't think any of my soldiers ever had sex dogs, but I guess I wasn't looking. Semper fuck! I could not imagine the look on a sergeant's face doing a room inspection. He's like, hey, uh uh what the fuck is this uh hey uh actually seeing us how uh now you're now you're like fully in that character there kendrick uh looking down i see i see another post by uh an 87 uh you want to ask us that please i'm an 87 i'm just interested in the whole sex doll thing and I'm a complete newbie.

I have a question. I tried fleshlight and some tanga eggs in the past, but found it more satisfying to masturbate with my hands since the fleshlight- Looking up tanga egg? What is that? That's an egg. I don't know what I thought I was gonna see, but that's- Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, it's a little masturbation sleeve that you buy them literally in packs of six. Oh, okay. Like pantyhose. It's kinda cute. Alright, alright. Alright, whatever. I'm getting back into it. Oh, they have Mandelbrot sets inside.

I found it more satisfying to masturbate with my hand since the flesh-like gadget is heavy. It's tiring to move back and forth and the tengas are either too little or too much stimulation. Right, but what about a 120 pound nightmare? Causing capital M in my penis was either not stimulated much at all or was stimulated so early that I was numb before I actually had an orgasm. Maybe your dick's broken? Yeah, I'm not gonna say it's not. How satisfying do you find it to be having sex with a thousand plus euro doll?

How does it compare to a hand or a woman of flesh and blood? Benefit? Shortcomings? Is the skin the same material as using flashlight? Does it feel the same? Or better? Personally, I don't care much about the emotional-relational side, just the sexual stimulation. So I'm get-agree? Get-agree? I'm get-agree. Yeah. After having three wives, more than 12 residences, and more than a hundred women, 60 out of 30 years of sexual intercourse impressed me. 60 out of 30 years of...

More than a hundred women, 60 out of 30 years of sexual intercourse impressed me. Yes, of course. Why, yeah. Which is another guy that had three wives? Yeah, I think that was a different guy. Yeah, no, we just have two guys that have had three wives. We're men of the world on this forum. Is this what happens when you get divorced three times?

Yeah, actually, probably. They give you your certificate for not a free sex double. There's a couple times you bust at the roulette table and it's like, You earn the right to buy one. I'll just go to the shitty buffet. Yes. There's a couple times you bust at the roulette table and it's like, pff. You earn the right to buy one. I'll just go to the shitty buffet. All right, all right. At least not in the United States.

Yeah, no, I'm a good guy. If I were not so picky when I was young, this number could have easily exceeded 300! Whoa! Wow! Yes! Yes! Why are you on this form? You're so cool. At least a thousand years of impressive sexual intercourse. Hold on, I'm gonna do the math. That's either out of 60 or 30 years? I'm not sure. Maybe one of them, maybe both. It's the subset of 30 that's 60.

Right. Yes, okay, sure, sure. Just basic math here. That's either a lot or a very little. My conclusion. I'm not sure which. My conclusion is that a wasted opportunity is a lost opportunity. I rejected those women. And then I want to fuck now! Boy, how?

If there is a chance. Now that I am over 55 years old... Wait a minute. What? There's more math here. Yes. Right. 60 out of 30, 55.

Don't worry about it. Yeah, you know. Now that I am over 55 years old, I can no longer get the handsome men and beauties that I have been in contact with. At this point, my doll is better than many women I can land. Of course, they would be better when they wanted to. What? But due to all the luggage, luggage, age, and other issues. Like luggage. Different have issues is what I mean. Different types of luggage. Handbags.

Their carry-ons. The checks. Vaggage. One wife had a road. I told them $40. Each way. I found myself abandoning them for my doll. My doll looks better, has less trouble with far. That's an acronym maybe? And is

expensive and does a better job of satisfying my sexual desire because most women of my age don't seem to care too much. Should I be a hot girl in my 20s? That's a question to you, the doll forum. Should I? What? Should I? Yes, of course! Yes, sorry, yes. Even if I can still land, even if she is not very beautiful, maybe even fat, she is still one mile of my age. It's like an SAT question. If he's 60 out of 30 years but only 55, and she is one mile possibly fat.

The dolls have brain worms! This is what happened to Robert Kennedy. Okay, therefore, my advice to all young people, this is like Vonnegut, my advice to all young people is where when any serious woman wants you to lie in bed, accept it. Okay. 20 to 30 years from now, you will want to do it yourself. She might even be great in the sack that because I was surprised many times. The best people I have are nowhere near the prettiest, but they have skills and desire.

Like I feel like I'm terrible, but like I'm also so incomprehensible. That's what you're getting at. It sort of dilutes my terribleness. Desire seems to disappear with age and most people in my age group seem to think that one to two times a month should satisfy me. ERROR! Error? ERROR!

I'm gonna have to edit that out, you actually scared me just then. I want to fuck every day! My doll makes me do it! When a woman prevents her from moving forward, she needs to go home. And as for the meat lamp? What? I would rather put it down. What? Is that an option?

The doll is a hundred times hotter than that. Go ahead and check for lamp on Rosemary doll. Meat lamp. Go for it. So when I watch my porn videos and push Jack, my doll gets fucking higher and higher. I still shock the occasional woman, but I don't move them in like I used to.

What? The serial killer man of specials. I don't know. I think that was all keyboard autocomplete. Oh my God. You know, he ended that with like keyboard autocomplete. Oh my god. You know, he ended that like, nailed it. Made a salient point. Everybody understands what I said.

Don't you think he dressed with Dolls sitting next to him? Uh, hey, uh, Zarla, do you think you can take, this is from the very same thread, do you think you could take one from, this is about sex with Doll being so satisfying, do you want to take the post by a Porsche AA? Okay. My sex doll, Allison, is better than my girlfriend's point. Hmm. Point. One, the cost of an apricot doll is much lower than the cost of a real girl. Two, if you have premature ejaculation problems, apricot dolls will not look down on you. Wow. Wow. Okay. Okay. Wow.

Uh-huh. Three, sex dolls are loyal and will never give you a cuckold. Oh wow. Whoa. Whoa. You're telling us a lot about yourself right now. All right. Four, sex dolls will not get pregnant. Okay.

Five, sex dolls will not transmit apricot disease. What? Apricot disease. Sex dolls will not transmit apricot disease. What? Apricot disease? Sex dolls will not transmit apricot disease. They probably, maybe they don't. Maybe they don't. I guess they wouldn't, if it's not a real thing. I guess they wouldn't.

Sex dolls will not give you a headache. Seven, sex dolls will not have any requirements for you as long as you want to do it when you can. Whether in the morning or in the middle of the night. Sure. Uh... Sure. Alright, alright, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh...

Eight. Sex doll is a model of labor. How you can toss and turn can be. Uh... Pfft. What is...what are these dolls doing to these men? Right? What are these dolls doing to these men? I think all of these men have had the sex doll fall on their hands and broken all of their fingers. Listen, when it weighs a term in there, yeah. Nine, sex dolls will not lose their temper with you and after you have to apologize. But you still have to apologize? After you have to apologize. But you still have to apologize?

After you have to apologize. 10. Sex doll will not ask you. Tossed so half a day, come in. What? Not even if you program them to? I actually like when they do. Tossed so half a day, come in. Your doll's drunk drunk that's the problem 11 sex doll will not say no shooting in my mouth face chest stomach

inside okay yeah yeah 12 sex doll will not say my period came that's extra there's definitely that one foron for that. 13. Sex doll once purchased for long-lasting use. 14. Sex dolls cannot replace the real woman, but there are aspects of doing better than the real woman. It feels like it came around at the end. Yeah, I guess.

I've still lost the toss, so half a day come in. I just... I have no idea what that could mean. Okay, so just setting the table here. This is the roll of unacceptable sex doll. If you could just read the line that's been given to you, that would be great. Thank you. Kendrick Lobstar tossed so half a day come in Zarla tossed so half a day come in boots rain gear toss so half a day come in underneath the oh shell game toss so have to they come in thank you Lou Fernandez please tossed so half a day, come in. Thank you. Lou Fernandez, please.

Tossed so half a day, come in. Let's keep going here. Portax. Tossed so half a day, come in. Uh, huh. Sauce? Tossed so half a day, come in. Duh, Dynamo.

Tossed so half a day, come in? Pfft. Chai tea latte? Tossed so half a day, come in? K-Thor Jensen. Tossed so half a day, come in? The computer-generated voice of SpongeBob SquarePants. Tossed so half a day, come in?

Like a bad cover of My Sharona. Tossed so half a day, come in. Like a bad cover of My Sharona. Toss so half a day, come in. As sung by the computer generated voice of SpongeBob SquarePants. Toss so half a day, come in. Still doesn't make any fucking sense. Okay, thank you everyone, that's lunch. Uhhhh, alright, uh, Dijon, question for ya. Uh, you're gonna now be taking the, uh, you're gonna now be taking the role of Pygmalion and

Pretty straightforward question here. How do you dry your? Very straightforward. Go ahead. Yeah, how do you dry your dolls holes? That's all Show your face. Oh, sorry. Nice! Good one. Thank you. Get in there with an aquarium filter cleaner.

It's fine. Brush it out. Car vacuum. Oh, God. Oh, the sound that would make. Oh, God. Hey, what are you doing in there? Hey, what are you doing in there? I have a gun! I'll tell you what.

I just looked up the WM Dolls Intelligent Cleaning System, and it is just a machine. I have no other way to describe it. Oh, my God. All right, what way to describe it. Oh my god. Alright, what you got, T-Shone? Yeah, I bought WM Doll's Intelligent Cleaning Sets trademark. It's well worth the money if you can afford it. When it has completed its cycle, there will be some residual dampeness near the entrance to her tunnel of love. So I leave her legs open in front of a fan on the high setting for a couple of hours.

Like it's the middle of summer. It looks like a government radio. I can pick up signals on this. Oh my god, it does. Even if you wash manually without the machine, as I did for the first three weeks, she seems to dry out quite thoroughly after about four hours of treatment with this fan technique. Four hours? Just be sure to close her legs right away when you're done drawing her and put her joints back in the original position when she received her from the factory.

TBE dolls need plenty of rest to prevent their flesh from developing tears. And other deformities. And the spread leg pose, however breathtaking it is to look at, is very stressful on her thighs and buttocks. Much better than my girlfriend. There's also a hard white plastic tube, closed at one end by a semi-circular dome that came in the box with your doll. It comes wrapped in a plastic wrapper. This device appears to be a reusable desiccator. You can insert it into your doll's vagina, kind of like a tampon, and it absorbs water.

Personally, I feel more comfortable using the fan method, partly because it promotes better air circulation. Oh god, this is the worst TED Talk I've ever been to. Smells so bad in here. And partly because frankly, I feel badly using my poor doll with that hard thing shoved into her tenderest regions. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the doll that you came in a box and you had to attach her head first thing. I leave my doll's anus alone. I have too much respect for Galatea.

That's my doll's name. To think of putting anything in her anus. She has a beautiful vagina. Who could ask for more? This is my post about this now. However, I do give her an occasional gentle enema with cool water from the shower hose. Then I guess you don't leave your doll's anus alone, do you? Why? Why would you do that? Oh shut up! You talk a big game about respecting her anus!

Well I gotta flush out the mice that nest in there. The pictures are so depressing. All you need to do is you just store just store you store her in a cold room with owl sound Oh, oh, oh, oh. This is such an investment. Oh my god. And you're just, you are just buying a fish tank you can fuck. Yep. Hey, hey. That is super accurate. Any fish tank is a fish tank you can fuck.

Alright, that's the... This one's gonna stare at you with lifeless eyes. There are a couple of photos of the WM Doll Intelligent Cleaning Set in action. It's a very well-built little machine. Convenient to set up and police entire cleaning, drying, ultraviolet sterilization process in 50 minutes. As you can see, I try to keep Galatea as comfortable as possible throughout this process. I usually hang out with her and read a book or practice my cello nearby while she's getting her hair done.

And he doesn't judge my cello blade. So that's apostrophe cello, so I'm shortened from something else. I actually don't insert the probe all the way to the first ridge, as it recommends in the manual, because that looks painful to me. My sextal is a virgin! I want the process to clean her inner labia better. Whoa. I just rest the outer end of the probe on the mattress to keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't leak. Hey, Frank.

That's me. Wait, wait, just one second. What's the first line of the paragraph after the pictures. The one that starts with, uh, incidentally? No, the one up above that. Oh. And finally, here's a detailed shot of my clean water and wastewater buckets on the floor by our bed. Whoa!

The clean water and stainless steel bowl. I pass the water through the high pressure filtration system to remove any contaminants. There's so much water in that bucket. I've worked as a technician in laboratories all my life. It's just one of the things I could nature to be. Cleaning my sex top. You know, the bedroom buckets. Everybody's got a bedroom bucket. You know, I don't, but I'm going to, I'll rectify that at the end of the recording. Just go into your friend's house, two buckets next to their bed and be like, oh, friend of Rosemary, huh?

Just go into your friend's house, two buckets next to their bed and be like, oh, friend of Rosemary, huh? My gosh. Hey, Frank, do you have a question you want to ask the forum? Does anybody have any suggestions on how to dispose of the doll? Dispose of? I'm sorry, what? Dispose of? Like a thing?

I'm done with you. I'm done with you. I'm... ...secing. I bought a TPE doll from LD Europe a couple years ago and was very happy with my purchase. Great company, too. However, I idiotically got rid of the box, packaging, etc. and neglected to buy a proper case for it. I moved house recently and had to do a makeshift job of trying to protect it and conceal it. Well, you did hire ask no questions movers, so... Long story short, by the time I unpacked my new address, it had suffered a fair bit of damage to the hands and feet.

Not to mention holes in the elbows and one knee. Oh, so the movers saw it and started stabbing it. I mean, wouldn't you? Kill it, kill it! Ah, geez. Not again. Oh, don't worry, all this time it's a doll. It doesn't look like you got a real one this time. Sorry, I'm just doing my own bit now. Anyway.

It works. Since it's not fit for resale, I am looking for some way of disposing of it. Why, why, why? You just mark it down, 30% off. This thing's like $2,000, you can take 500 bucks off. Right? You know what I call those?

Bonus holes. Yeah. Those? Bonus holes. Those are speed holes. Looking for a challenge? Well. It's not really something you can take to your local recycling center. I did contact LD Europe, and have registered that I am looking to get rid of it, not sell it on, but I have heard nothing for a few weeks now. Not really surprising, I suppose.

I was hoping someone here may have some ideas, any advice gratefully received. For the record, I did recently get a replacement and also forked out for proper storage case. Don't judge me. Which I am imagining is just like a really, like, you know, a Barbie box but like really large. Yeah. Zarla, what do you got a question for the forum? Let's see. Let's see. Uh, let's see. Oh, let me go down. My question is, what do you think about the relationship with Dolmonogamy? My name is Jay Rune. Well, I mean, here's what I think.

They're fucking expensive. Yeah. Pay that much. Hello, everyone. Is Dolpolygamy in this economy? Hello, everyone. Is doll polygamy in this economy? Hello everyone, I'm a little worried about being faithful to the doll. The thing is, I think my doll is like a real woman and I want to be loyal to her and everyone. But

does it count as infidelity or cheating on her if scenes 1 One, get another updated version of the doll very similar to the current one. Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Like a better UI or like... A better UI? Two, get another doll.

Get another update, you different look. This topic may sound strange to you, but my doll helped me through a deep depression. I developed an emotional bond with her, and I wanted to care and respect her as much as possible. But what do you do if these things happen? Don't do them? Well, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm Kane, Kane Keough. Kane Keough. Kane Keough, yeah, that's what I am. One of the advantages of dolls over women is that if dolls must be shared with you, they will not complain. Therefore, you can have any doll you want and can afford.

Do you want to know a fact about me that's awesome? Yes. Cool. My doll and I are in a polygamous relationship. I love them all. They love me and they love each other. So there is no problem. Just love.

Convenient. Oh God, does he like have to position two of them next to each other and pretend they're kissing? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's important to like sometimes he goes out on his own and lets them have a night in with just each other. Right, right. Get some girl time. I feel like if I just, if I always have to to position you then it's like you're doing it for me All right, okay, we gotta, we gotta, oh, whoa, okay, okay, okay. Dijon.

What do you use to make your doll smell good? Hi, everyone. I'll get a doll soon. I want her to smell like strawberries, or other things as good and relaxing. What product should I use to achieve this goal? I'm thinking about what type of lotion I can apply to her before going to bed. So it should put the lotion on its skin. I just want to hug my wife in the morning and she just whoops slips right out of my arms. The ol' slippery wife.

Oh god. Make a pool noodle. In addition, I know this, by the way, I don't, sorry I didn't mention this in my post title, but I do need you to answer me this too. I play to make a belly button piercing. Yeah. On this line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yep, cool. Do I just need a ring or other tools to pierce her? You would just need a ring? Do I just need a ring? Think about the physics of that, buddy. You gonna push it in real hard? It's gonna shock him and throw it real hard at his tummy. And while I'm on a roll, what should I do to apply lipstick and lip gloss? What the fuck, man?

Wait a minute! We gotta get the makeup gun for the Simpsons. Boom! Alright, you're gonna need $65,000 worth of equipment. So here's the makeup bucket, and there's a lip gloss bucket. There's a special jig you've got to put her up in. I've got the clean lipstick, then I've got the dirty lipstick.

She's on a winch like a car engine. What should I do to apply lipstick? Oh, hold on. I've got to put her makeup on. Trying to get her up. Oh crap. I trust this guy to know how to put on makeup. He's had three wives, I bet.

Yeah, but that sounds like he'd like to be the median number. Yeah, but the question is, have all of the wives been animate? Yeah, but the question is do all have all the wives been animate Animated when they find the doll, I forgot and divorced from their doll. Hold on doing a search Remember there was the other was the one from the like replica where they were talking about having to break up with their girlfriends after they got software updates. Oh god, that's right! Oh no. Kendrick, Kendrick, what do you got of the smell to make them smell good?

The smell is the smell that I like when I'm really horny. It smells disgusting when not working and vice versa. For example, before I come, I even like my own smell. After that, I almost spit out the smell or even taste it. Wow, wow. Hey, maybe there's shit you need to work on, buddy. Maybe, maybe, no, it might be normal. It might be normal, let's see.

I'm M. Trevor and I posted that it's at 8.28 in the morning. I'm really horny from I posted that I said 828 in the morning. I'm really horny from something and then I come and then I'm disgusted with myself. I will continue like this forever. You could be fine. So I tried to dress one of my dolls with a worn out dress and smelled the smell of women. Oh God. Oh my God.

What? Where did you get the grass? Disaster. Never mind, go to jail. Too nervous, too sexual, everything is too... Too sexual. So I washed my clothes, only perfume and other odors were left. A short time is good, but it can't last.

But I use perfume from time to time. I will try other detergents and doll clothes. Otherwise they will mix with my apartment, my other things and myself. Thinking of someone, a good smell really helps to create a state. Just smelled it and didn't create a... state. Just smelled it and didn't even see him. So... Im-ho. In my honest opinion, find the perfume that suits your doll, or create a unique smell for her is more important than finding sexy clothes.

Wow, wow, wow. That's some solid relationship advice. You should have your own daytime talk show. The worst poem I've ever heard. Hey, Midever, I got another question for you. Yeah. What gift have you bought for the doll? More money. Yeah, I'm interested in learning some weird and wonderful things

the owners of this forum bought for their dolls. Life in the morning. I personally like to see different clothes I want to buy for her her which helps to build more personality Yeah, I also want to learn other things that people buy for the doll so I can learn all about this for my dolls And maybe some interesting. I'm not getting blackmail. That's not what I'm Clothes flowers perfumes, powders, legs, eyelashes, cosmetics, shoes, and more clothes.

Chinese food and chocolate. Chinese food! I ate them, but this is very important. Chinese food and chocolate, first of all. Weird mix. Yeah, no comma there, so that's a combination. You never had a chocolate-covered dumpling? Candles.

Oh, god. Candles, plastic furniture for storing things, electric blankets, heaters, air pumps, and aroma therapy lubricants. Honey, I got you a plastic tub. Honey, I got you an air mattress. I do admit that many of the things I bought for the doll were indeed for me.

What? This can also be said to be some gifts I got for RG partners. Wait, so that's real girls, so these are also fake partners. No. Well, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they actually are using RG as real girl. I had read into that and assumed that they... Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe they're actually using RG to mean real girls. Or they don't know what they're talking about. So he's bragging, so Mitover is bragging that he's also bought a real woman Chinese food. He also bought a real woman gifts for himself. He got her Chinese food and chocolates and he ate them. So... Yeah, man, that's probably why you gotta have a doll.

I got you this air pump. I'm gonna take it now. Plastic furniture for storing things. But I ate them. You're like, no, man. Nazaral, if you'll take just on time, please. Technically, I didn't buy it, but on her birthday last winter,

one of my sisters and her husband sampled and selected a 135 ounce Chanel perfume bottle for my girl. Whoa! $130. Now is love. That is... Huh. That is the most accepting family on the planet.

Wait! Is that... is that real? For my sister, Sam selected a hundred and three for my girl. Yeah, I mean. Your sister and your brother-in-law bought your sex doll. This was July of 2021. People had disposable income, I guess. Or they bought a $5 bottle of perfume and went, wouldn't it be funny?

Yeah. I've got it. I would do that. I would totally do that. He's not going to know it's high-tech. Imagine they give it to him and he wafts it over to the doll and then he leans over to the doll and he turns around and goes, this isn't Chanel. She told me it wasn't Chanel. You're like, jeez. Candy knows. What do you think she's some trollop? 2020 wouldn't still be quarantine, wouldn't it? Yeah, but you don't have to quarantine from the doll, it's fine.

Yeah, the doll can go and visit a lot of people. Oh yeah, I have a new girlfriend. No, you can't see her. Quarantine. She likes perfume. Oh yeah, her throat is so long. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm her. Quarantine. She likes perfume. Oh yeah, her throat is sore and she has a mask on and that's why you can't see her face good or she can't talk also. Why do her eyes pierce through me? That's one of my favorite features of hers, just how intense and never blinking her gaze

is. Hey, F+, I'm the man. Hey guys, lately I've been looking for another sex doll. Sure. Yeah, not sure how others are doing about this. Not sure how others are doing about this, but lately I've been a little disappointed with my sextal in a way. What? I love her. I love her. Don't get me wrong, but at the same time there are many factors that let me down. But she never complains. Like Mai looked great at first. She was beautiful and I fell in love. However, things started to work. like I don't even think about until I got her it just happened because okay so because

I live with my grandmother now oh no so something embarrassing happened when she When she came into my room and saw my doll and had a very embarrassing conversation about it. Here's the most shocking sentence fragment from this recording. It didn't end badly. Don't believe you. Don't believe you. Lies. Maybe like relative to other things that happen in your life.

It didn't go that bad. Okay, Mai has also died badly and I'm working on it. Her hand was also broken. Oh, Jesus. I think I'm frustrated with her 95 pounds. I'm a big guy and can handle weight. But just thinking about being with her and taking care of her is a very big chore and a bit overwhelming.

Oh my God. What? What? Is he just carrying her from her room or? What? What? I can't take care of her. She's 95 pounds.

He's carrying her around on his back like a crash-fighter. No man on earth could take care of somebody who's 95 pounds. He's opening it up like I've made a grave mistake. So we are still on sex forum, sex doll forum. Throw my grandma on it. I also want to move out. Throw my grandma on it. I also wanna move out. Throw my grandma on it. Yeah, yeah, I wanna move out, but anyway.

I've gotten more dolls since then. I have a mini, I have a mini sex doll. I never use it, it's not my type. Why'd you get it? Just to keep her company. I like Aki, but I can't have sex with her. Well, she's not a sex doll lol. Wait.

I'm a 23 year old single man, so my libido is very high. I am a- Then who's Aki? I can't take care of one doll so I get more dolls? Hang on, are there non-sex dolls on this website? There's no way. Like, are there- is there a category of sex doll that doesn't have the sex option? Oh, I super think so. Yeah, so that's what that is. Super, no, I definitely think so. Well, some that have removable vaginas, I guess,

if you took out the vagina and just left it out. Celebrate sex doll? I don't know. Christian sex doll. Yeah, no, I think the word you're looking for is chased. Chased sex doll. Oh, right, yeah. R slash Christianity. Can God forgive me for buying sex dolls? This post has been deleted. No. You fucking better.

Cause I'm doing it again! Okay, so anyway, so back to me. Cool guy. I'm the man, by the way. That's my username is the man. Yeah, so I'm in the trial and error or experimentation phase to see if I like it or not, I guess. I kind of feel bad because I ignored Mai for a while. And I might get another doll to replace her.

Will money and storage also play a role? But I can't help myself looking at the doll shop. Aww. I'm wondering if anyone here can relate to this. And, spoiler, yes, all of them. Can you imagine having so much disposable income you can trial and error like thousand dollar sex dolls? Well, what else do you, like what, you're not paying rent. That's true.

You don't have to pay the heat bill. This is grandma. All that money is disposable. They say the financial advice is to not spend more than a third of your income on your sex dolls. That's the right amount to spend. Um, uh, okay, so, um, uh... Dijon, I'd love you to ask, uh, is it weird, please? Uh... Hi, I'm Adam.

Hello guys. I feel really embarrassed and disappointed with my first time with a woman. The same feeling goes for all my friends. They're also embarrassed but disappointed about my first time. About your first time. They were all there for it. It was a stonecutter situation. So then you have just what we thought. Oh come on! I had 50 bucks on this!

And the point is that none of my friends even blinked when I told them. Oh god. It's embarrassing and disappointing when I had sex with a woman. Yeah, that's about what I thought. Yup. That's why we call you embarrassing and disappointing Adam. Totally happened to the rest of us too. Yeah, no.

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, all of us. And by friends, by the way. What do you mean, though? Well, they're sex dolls that I filled their vaginas with rubber cement, so I don't think they're not sex. Nice. Smart. Will it happen when I with it all

will you disappoint your doll sexually keep up that streak my first took her out of the box I swear just for a moment I could see her roll her eyes. Some of the dolls do look really disappointed with you though that's true a lot of them look pretty disappointed. I think a lot of people swear it took them a little time to get used to it. I won't lie, but I think the body lack of heat would be a little hard to get along with. And then I tic tics.

I tic. Yeah, and then you posted a picture of, I don't know if this is the girl that you're looking for, but it's a sex doll that's sort of dressed up like a character in a Neo Geo puzzle game. Yeah. I knew I'd get Frank with that one. Yeah, nice.

Nice. Joke for you. Oh, wow. Yeah, I can see it. Ways are targeted. Frank, if you'll take Beth, please. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Oh, wow. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it.

Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it.

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Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, I something, certainly. Well, it happens to me these days when I was trying a new exercise style. It's embarrassing, but that's no problem. It's just a process of everything. The great players don't know how to use racket well when they first played tennis. Everyone is a beginner at first. Okay, yeah, and I guess, yeah, you gotta sorta get your rhythm down, absolutely. Don't worry, after a few time, you'll be much better and more skilled with the sporting. At first, similarly, my rubber ass was awkward.

Well, I think here's where your metaphor breaks down, actually. I was with you in the first paragraph. It's all new to me. The usage, the feeling, the cleanup. Now it's very as easy as falling off a log. Are you posting as a sextal right now? I think so because their name is Beth and they said I'll be master. Right. Like I'll be posting as if I was my master right now. As if I was. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Now I understand the psychology. It's this forum's equivalent of like parentheses OOC. That's right. any less depressing though. Great, great, great, great. Only one week or two that I get everything solved, and I'll probably go on making tweaks here and there, but willing with the process. I feel like the relationship that you have with your sex doll,

using the word master seems a little, I don't know. It's a problem. It's disrespectful. The relationship that you have with your sex doll, using the word master seems a little, I don't know, I don't know. Why is there a subservient and master role that just doesn't really... Because one's literally immobile and purchased by the other one? Is that why? For warmness, I wouldn't be too focused. Yes, it's a little cold when entry, but the TPE rubber ass warms up fast. Man, that sounds good. This is an ad for this product. Just when you go out with the hairdryer for a few minutes.

I like my women like I like my coffee. I need to microwave them first. So I suppose try it out and then add in heating items. Oh no. Of course those exist. It's all up to your preference. I bought a full doll yesterday, which will hopefully show up in a few weeks as display, but who knows. Wait, wait, if you spent thousands of dollars for it, I would hope it shows up. Right? You know, just get something else. Yeah, I'd have to go to small claims court on a sex doll. Oh fuck, it's a PlayStation 4! Just get something else. Yeah, I'd rather go to small claims court on a sex doll.

Oh, fuck, it's a PlayStation 4! Can't have sex with this. Unless... Heavy enough. Does warm itself. My goal with it is to once again practice, get comfortable and help make the real life experiences better and more stress free. If that's what you're looking to do, I'd recommend it. You can also wait a month and I'll let you know.

Oh, okay. So you're posting in the guise of Beth before Beth even shows up. Is that what's happening? Well, I guess they have another one. Okay. And then there's a picture. I mean, they have a picture of a doll at the end of this post. So that's Wow, that's sexy. That's sexy. Is that like an auto picture is a sex doll in, I would say a dead or alive outfit. And also like, frankly, a like character selection pose really yeah She looks like she should be swaying, but only a tiny bit

And it was what does Kathy got Kendrick I'm Kathy Spoon her in bed to warm her up makes a difference a difference. Oh, god, I gotta fucking foreplay with my sex self. I had full blown- Exactly the shit I was trying to get rid of. Come on. I had full blown buyer's remorse when I first got mine. I focused too much on the way she was different from a real girl. As the chemical smell subsided- Yeah!

Sexy! I started noticing the way she was like a real girl, and that combined with the warmth worked out pretty good. Then I noticed the smell of blood leaking out of my nose. I am very happy with my purchase, as for sex with real girls, the problems all men have are two-fold. Oh, okay.

We're all crap the first time, because we don't have a clue. Okay. Because we lack experience. We're unaccustomed to the sensation, and it only takes a few strokes to pop. Round two is always better. There's also the issue that few too women have a clue. A lot of women think that all they gotta do is assume the position. And they don't even have to do that.

I will assume their position for them. It's all the women's fault. When you're young, you can use the tactical wank technique. Rub one out beforehand, then take your time over foreplay. As your experience increases, it gets better and better, and you need to stay in practice. I, by my early 20s, I'd had slept with 20 girls. Man, there are so many players on this floor. Right? Yeah.

Yeah. And I had had some awesome sex. My first- Yeah! That's awesome! with 20 girls. Man, there is so many players on this floor. Right? Yeah. And I had had some awesome sex. My fourth. Yeah! That's awesome! Everybody's so cool. You're cool!

My fourth was so fucking skilled it was insane. Oh, and I bet she was super hot too! But. And she loves sex all the time! But it was number 21, Siren. She was the first girl I made love to. The emotional element elevated the experience like nothing else before, and I couldn't get enough of her.

I'm not advocating for no sex before marriage or any shit like that. I'm just saying- I didn't think you were. Yeah, I don't- I'm just saying, get your practice in on your doll. What? Or-

What? Wait! You could either fuck 20 women, or you could fuck 20 dolls, and either way, like, none of it's gonna matter once you fuck someone you're in love with, so you might as well fuck 20. Would you rather have one doll 20 times or 20 women? I fear not the man.

No sex before marriage? That would be fucking crazy. What I'm saying is... In 60 out of 30, 55 years, you could have... I fear not the man who has had sex with a hundred women. I fear the man who has had sex with a doll a hundred times. Get on the sex doll forum, give advice about having sex with me and the girls. While you were having sex with women, I was studying the doll.

What? I'm just saying, get your practice in on the doll. Warm and lube her up and get your stamina up so you can go for half an hour if you need to. Learn to control your ejaculation. Jesus Christ. Get the lid on this. Jesus. Jesus Christ. Everybody at the Forum Party knows this. Come on.

The trick, the trick is not just fucking her as hard as possible to make her cum. A good percentage of women- Right, because, um, about that. Yeah, I mean, that can be your goal, but it will never be the destination. A good percentage of women, apparently, can't orgasm vaginally. Oh dear. Lick her pussy real good first. Oh my god! Oh dear. Hmm. Lick her pussy real good first. OH MY GOD!

Make her orgasm that way before you get your dick inside her. Pull out your dick and lick her for a minute when you're getting too close. Too close. When you're getting too close. Start slow. Deep and slow. Remember to look her in the eyes. Kiss her.

Kiss her neck. Bite her gently. Hold her hands. Stroke her skin. Lick her nipples. Run your fingers through her hair. Hold her close to you. Tell her she's beautiful. Fondle her breasts. Um, excuse me? You never at any point asked the doll what she likes? Step by step instructions. Finally, watch some art porn maybe. Art porn? Oh yeah, you know, Trixie really likes Behind the Green Door. So we watched some video. How are you so good at sex?

Well... Let me tell you a little story. Well, actually, let me introduce you to Trixie. Trixie, don't be jealous. Come on. We talked about this. What if you could make your sex doll come by like, filling a water balloon with your favorite fluid and putting it up there, and then hope that eventually your penis pops it? Oh my god. Dude, if you have a sex in here? Yeah. I mean, these guys are definitely engineers.

So like, I think they can make that happen. I tried to find sex dolls that actually come. And what I found was like a genre of porn where people pretend to be sex dolls that come. I think. People pretend to be sex dolls that come Guarantee I guarantee there like this is a genre that I'm positive in this moment exists is Porn where it's a sex doll, but it's a Pinocchio situation where the sex doll actually comes to life because it's fuck so Absolutely an ok bone, you mean. Ooh.

All right, and the very last section in this doc, thank you. Once again, this document is delightful. Really, thank you. Thank you so much, the lizard. Very last thing in this doc is questions where the full post didn't make it didn't make the duck Neptesia and you'll take all these please. Yeah It is safe for a TPE doll to wear bras with a silicone band But no idea

It'll make chlorine gas How to build a sex doll into a family relationship. Oh no. Like in The Sims? How to hide your doll when you have a wife or family member? Or do you? Ho ho ho, I'm clicking on that shit right now. Oh, I'm clicking on that shit right now. Oh, it's so much reply guys being like, nah, it's cool.

She loves it. This has more replies than almost any of the other posts we've made. It super does. By the way, I just noticed the header of the forum is Sex Doll Forum. Rosemary Doll Sex Doll Forum is a wild party! I can tell.

So many posts in this one. If you can't discuss each other's unhappiness, frankly, it just sounds like you two are together for the children. Says post on Sexal for him. Wow. In addition to most of their lifespan, they're also quite bulky and clumsy. Arms and legs seem to have their own lives. Uh, will you tell your family slash friends about your dolls?

Oh, the best way is to put it in a chair in a dark room and just wait for them to walk inside. Would you kindly tell your family and friends about your dolls? How long should a doll stay in one position? Oh yeah, well you don't want to put her in a stress position. That's technically torture. How to store? Should she store naked or dressed in clothes? Can sex dolls help me prepare for sex with a real woman?

We learned yes. Not only do they prepare you for it, they make you super good at it. That's true. If two dolls are very close to each other, but are made of different materials, will this be a problem? Yeah, yeah! If one of your dolls is positive and one of your dolls is negative, they'll never stop 69-ing each other! Oh, okay.

That's good. I thought this person was worried about race relations. What's that? Doll racism? I don't talk to her. She's good. I thought this person was worried about like race relations. What's that? Doll racism? I don't talk to her. She's silicone. Some people say not to use white powder on tan dolls. Do you use some kind of powder on tan dolls? Oh man, it's really complicated race relations here. Is there a better, parentheses, quieter way to dry the cavity than using an air cushion

pump? God. It's fine, it's fine. Like just, mom's got Fox News turned up so fucking loud. She can't hear shit. Just, mom's got Fox News turned up so fucking loud. She can't hear shit. Even if she did, it's been so long she'll just ignore it. Tom, you vacuuming again?

Oh yeah, vacuuming. Also, I got some laundry I need to do. I'm gonna need the two water bins. Static electricity. How can I prevent this from happening? Don't fuck the doll! Do dolls usually generate a lot of static electricity? I never considered that! That's very funny. Yeah, should we think not? I guess I don't know a lot about silicone. That's awesome. It's like rubbing your dick

against a balloon. Yeah, it is like that! It's a lot like that! I do use her foot bolts to give myself electric shocks from my carpet from time to time. Oh my god. What are the unexpected benefits of being a, parentheses, sexual doll owner? We know the normal ones, but what are the sexual ones? Can sex dolls change a person's sexual behavior needle placed into the eye. I'll tell you what, the first response does not say that. Hide the face, essentially.

Put sunglasses on her. Oh, oh, okay, like is balaclava an option? Sunglasses and put a hat on her. Oh Your own doll in the night I got my sex doll to fight my paralysis demon? Has the skin of some dolls turned black after treatment with mineral oil? Hell yeah. How does sex with your doll compare to a real female? Well, see, here's the thing about A-B testing. You need to have sample size for both. I mean, most of these beds have a sample size of three on one side.

Or 200. Post your sex positions for inspiration. Oh, oh, oh, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. We're gonna learn today. Drawing MSP. Trying to imagine the impressive scaffolding you would need for anything except like lying on top or lying on bottom. Hey everybody, my name is Noam Dillion and I'm real. Yeah, so you're most of us sex toys, right? And then everyone's like doggy or whatever? Anyway.

Oh, I don't know what my favorite pose is. My husband and I got tired of the monotony and I suggested that he buy a doll and now every active intercourse we do is exclusively in threesomes it's very cool what's what sex position do we do thomes, that's the sex position that we do. Will you fall in love with sex robots? If you need blowjobs and makeup, how to keep it on your dolls? Adding blowjobs and makeup to the band name list.

What caused the ban on sex robots? What? Ban on sex robots? There's a lot of, well a lot of words in there. Many people say that sex robots will never be banned. Has a legal act against inanimate objects will normalize crime? Sex robots are free. Many people say that sex robots will never be banned. As a mom's fourth law. Anonymous objects will normalize crime? What?

Sex robots are free. Boy, that one gets all the way to satanic panic. Oh, well sure. Yeah, I guess it would, like, because it probably starts with, like, you know, normalization. You know, video games make people violent sort of thing. This person basically wrote a PhD thesis. Right. CampaignAgainstSexRobots.org. Basically wrote a PhD thesis campaign against sex robots org

Which their logo is campaign against sex and then sex is crossed out and it says porn robots Which I don't know what that means That's very confusing Feel like Steve Bannon's not coming to that conference either. Could you give me any tips on vaginal cavity cleanliness slash disease? Disease? Disease! How did you get an LCD from your sex doll? Oh god. Please don't. Don't share your sex doll. She was cheating. I took my sex doll to work in the CDC and she brought home polio. Hey, everybody.

We're from the Clean Sex Doll Project. If anyone needs some fresh gear, it's all fine, you know? Just here trying to keep you healthy. Uh, and finally, most importantly, why can't the bones of a doll be made from a lightweight companion? Excuse me? A lightweight companion? A rum?

A lightweight companion? Yeah, you know. As a companion in your party, yeah. Say, Dave, you look rather light, don't you? I bet you have a nice set of bones. Why don't you come over here for a moment? Like a bird hollow? Oh, yeah, very light bones.

This would look great in resin. Thunk. great in resin thunk what did we learn from any of this f plus um there's the subreddit it's a very bad forum their subreddit is 29 days old okay okay. They just got into the Reddit game and good timing. Yeah, good timing, good timing. I think 2025 is going to be the year of WordPress and the year of Reddit. If anyone's got any money they want to invest, I would say those two companies. You could impale yourself on a sextal. You, yeah, the inside of them. Oh my god, sorry, I just saw the anime fox girl sex doll.

Oh, did you not see the Lola bunny from Space Jam sex doll yet? Oh god. Cause that's in there. You could, but yeah, the actual, so one of the things is like, so this Rosemary doll, they look to be like a sort of like, like a Teemu kind of situation. I just saw the Lola. They don't make the dolls, they're resellers of the dolls. Right.

They're not a manufacturer as far as I understand. So like there's lots of different brands. And the one thing that all of these brands have in common is they're horrible. Wow. God. This Lola bunny one's really upsetting. Yeah. No, it's funny because they have a section for furries, but it's all their mostly their normal dolls with unsettling snouts. And then there's just a full on Lola bunny. This is this is. Wait, what section is this? Uh, it's just, here's a little link for ya. Yeah, yeah, click, go ahead, click that.

Oh. Oh god. Oh no, oh no, oh no, it's, I mean it's honestly a pretty good Lola Bunny, to be fair. Which is why it's so unsettling. Which is why it's horrible. It really looks like it should be at like the premiere of space jam two or three years. I'm like But not naked that the listeners should Yeah

But I am saying that I have never seen something like this in my life. It's it's pretty insane Fuck yes, yes free veins It's actually yeah, it's it's actually, the actual like, yeah, the like, the actual like, like we were seeing pictures of, I mean, we have lots and lots of pictures in our discord here of these sextiles, so like, so, but they're actually built from like a, like I'm imagining, what are those things, Kinects? Like, inside? Oh, right, yeah, like the... Sort of like, articulated steel pipes, like, with the silicone thrown around them. And, I mean, that's, I mean, the making is a friendship, for sure.

So because you can customize all the dolls when you order, and there's like a whole bunch of submenus, you can get Lola Bunny doll with a human head. Oh god. But why? You know, I mean, sometimes you're online buying a sex doll and you sort of forget, you know, just like, you get distracted. Well, oh my god, Lola's camel toe very pronounced very very pronounced I just now went to the nude photos There's gonna come a point where I'm gonna snap back to this moment sometime in the future

That's bad, probably. It's like, I mean, one of the things that, like, I was thinking about was, like, was and this is just sort of, like, from my own experience recently is, like, I recently bought one of those, those handheld consoles, right? Where it's the cheap one and you load it up or whatever, but, like, you can, you can make your own software for it, right? And I wanted to, because, you know, I'm a dork, and so like, and so I wanted to like load up all of the right software. And so I've spent hours and hours and hours like fucking with the software for this retro console that I've played, you know, 20 years. Right?

And it's like that is exactly the mentality of these dudes. Like, they're not actually interested in having sex, but they're interested in like, well, if we do all of these things, we'll perfect the concept of sex. The process. Like, all we need to do is get away all of the messy shit, and then we'll automate sex. We'll dockerize sex. That is, I guess, also the thing is at least hypothetically you could now play your game system as much as you wanted, whereas

in this case they have a hard cap, essentially, on how much they can interact with this very expensive product. But that's okay, because they're just going to keep buying more. They can't afford. I guess that's okay, because they're just going to keep buying more. They can't afford... I guess that's something I learned. Because like you, I mean, like all of them obviously have these stories of like, oh yes, I've bed women across the world and many have come shouting my name, right?

So like they all have these stories, but come to cases like at the point that you buy a sex doll There's a Robert Frost fork in the road You're not going the other way down. You'll never have sex with a woman again You also won't just have one doll. It seems like that's true. Everybody seems to have a favorite But then they also have others that they don't necessarily Everybody seems to have a favorite, but then they also have others that they don't necessarily use, which I guess to extend the analogy you were already making is like all those games in my Steam library I bought on sale. Right, right, right, yeah, like, well, this wasn't very good, but let me buy another

one here and let me just, like, oh, let me make sure to get all the TurboGrafx 16 games that I'm not familiar with. Bad rats, don't mind if I do. Our website as always, THEFBL.US. There is more than 400 episodes over there. And Ball Pit also exists. AhoyLemon.xyz, that's the thing that's got games on it. Yeah. Yeah.

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