The F Plus - 414 Songs On The Bzock Chain

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

It's the first episode of 2026! What better was to celebrate the new year than an episode that won't mention 2025 at all. This episode of cryptocurrency songs was recorded in September 2024, and is now ready to be released to your podcast wallet. The only criteria for inclusion in the document is that the songwriter mentions Bitcoin at least once, so there are pro-Bitcoin raps, anti-Bitcoin protest songs, and some steampunk bullshit found its way in there, too. This time, the F Plus asks why won’t you let me play my gaaaaaaaaames?

So this is about, he mentions Bitcoin. What's? So this qualifies. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I see. Come to the Amplest podcast, a terrible place with terrible things. We're right with enthusiasm.

In the room tonight we have Frank West. Bitcoin do 100 racks. Bitcoin do 100 racks. Bitcoin do 100 racks. Bitcoin to 100 racks. Bitcoin to 100 racks. Bitcoin to 100 rats. Zara.

Got JPO's now at A62, mining the last. Top is no can do. The time I might to block off a Fulman, too. Scyc about Bitcoin, Fulman Group. Money bread. Money all day, make money all night. We may stand it trading on the Bitcoin price. The next six world markets on any scare.

We go ahead and buy. Up another hundred. We sell it yet behind. Ha! The man, what reads the internet for you? His name is King Lou Fernandez. Masterbate on FaceTime. me Bitcoin. When he's bored, he knows that I'm always the right toy. Hit me up and we discuss

a fee in light coin. Gives me facial because he loves to see me smeared with Cone. Oh, God. None of that, right? Thank you. None of that, right? Thank you. I like the ending. And Lemon. We will make our presence known with Guy Fawkes on a megaphone. SQL inject intravenously like it's Pregnizone. What? Prenzzo! I'm in the Pregnizone.

I got a highway to the Pregnizzo. I'd like to get your girl in the Pregnizone. Hey F Plus. Hey. Hello. Hey.

Hey, are you all living on the blockchain? You know I am. Please get me off. I bought real estate on a web 3.0 game, and I moved my belongings there, and it turned out it wasn't real, and the game shut down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need off, but they say they can't take me out of the blockchain. No, no, the ledger is permanent.

I need to get over 50% of the people who own the currency to vote to let me out, and they won't. I'm running out of life coin. I mean, Frank, I will, I'll talk to the Dow and see what they have to say. Now, that said, I own 80% of the shares in the Dow. Oh, okay. I feel like it's just you then. Yeah, that's pretty much. I shouldn't have bought lemon coin.

Any day, any day, any day we're going to the moon. This is a document given to us a little while ago. And so let me, this one has a little bit of backstory. I was, I was like listening to a playlist of like, like, random, like, new rap music. And like some of these were kind of good. And so, like, it was like generating this random playlist. And I was like, ooh, I like this. And then it hit a wall where it recommended me a rap song called Satoshi Nakamama.

And I was like, no, I do not like that. So then I posted about that on Macedon. And then the next day, sauce put together a doc. Saying, hi, Lemon. I saw you got annoyed about Deezer playing you a song called Satoshi Nakamoto. Well, fuck you. Here's an entire document of songs mentioning cryptocurrency. This is a document titled, My Feelings of,

about cryptocurrency can only be adequately expressed through the medium of song. So, yeah, so I think that we all excited about this, right? Yeah, the hot new thing, the kids love. The crypto. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you might think that, like, you might think that, like, this is not timely because probably crypto is not going to be a thing tomorrow, but I've been thinking that for, like, seven years.

Still not fucking true. I haven't been thinking so much as praying But Bunnyvred, you are the Crypto King, isn't that right? Oh, yeah, oh, okay, yes. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to start off on a wonderful website that I can never get enough of called Rappad, rappad.co. Yeah, they couldn't afford the M in their, that's amazing.

Yeah, I think that means it's Colombian. Oh. I just thought it was a co-op. shit. All right. Hello. Hi. I'm Crypto King.

Actually, you're not Crypto King. You're Ian Cognito. I was going to tell you who I fight crime as at night. Some old bitch. Also known as Ian Cognito music. That's not how secret identities work. Oh, was I supposed to do that the other way around? Yeah, yeah.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. My name is not Ian Cognito. music and that's it not in incognito music smith okay okay okay let me get into my buddy he'll go he goes you want to flip-do you can do it quick if you get that crypto quick throw a couple dollars into the pot and you can see a little turn into a lot and be a Crypto King, hey, Crypto King.

Whoa. What's happening? A erection or two, that's what's happening. This mouse came out of my wall and now I won't stop doing this. I don't know what it wants. I'm selling all my assets, making fast bets, buddy. It's nothing. Wow, what a bridge.

What a bridge. So I'm like, yeah, I'll be a king of that crypto. Put my money in. And I'm like, where does shit go? That's an apt description of crypto. Wait, this is a support of crypto? This is a porting. This is pro-crypto?

I got ripped off. It was really great. Portfolio shortening like crystal. My digital wallet has got a whole in it, yo. I want to dip low to let it multiply. And they say it hold tight because it's going to fly. To the moon. So a crew looking to the sky.

I'm awful Wall Street. Take in megabytes. None of that shit run. All right. I just realized you're going for Danny Brown, aren't you? I, uh, yes. Okay. I mean, every moment of my life.

I don't know who Danny Brown is. So right now, this guy's just been scammed. Maybe he'll turn around. Maybe he'll turn around. Maybe he'll lose his lesson. Okay. And the king's all every time in the crypto kingdom with a heavy ice. I get no, I get not sleep.

How much not sleep did you get last night? Oh, what? Did anybody else's access get expired? Yeah, I saw that. Intermission. Yeah, I put my dreams in crypto, and now I have to pay a transaction fee, but then it also still has a processing time. It didn't make it last night. No, it's a point in the slide.

Hey, come on, we've been there. I get not sleep in the middle of the night. My phone goes beep. It's a television. He said I'm a, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, crypto key? They tell me I'm a crypto key. Do the robot.

Woo. Yo, but is it really legit? If I ain't doing shit for the money I get, it's like I get paid to do nothing. Wake up and luncheon, steady to go munching. Get some pusting, never want to punch it, do a day job, I'm just number crunching. Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, what?

Crypto king. Crypto king. Crypto king. That motherfucker is a crypto, Oh, okay, yeah. Eating top ramen is really quite coming. When you bet like me, what, what, what? Take my money to infinity and beyond.

That was like your shit, what, what, what? That's what I'm beyond. Oh, God damn. Diamond hands with the plans keep keeping me strong. Huller if you're... Oh, God. It's going, huh? Holler what?

Holler what? Oh, God. Diamond hands with the plans keeping me strong. Huller if you hold it. say fuck you Elon! Fuck you Elon! Fuck you Elon! Whatever you tweet, the dog is lower than a test last seat.

I got a whole bunch of idioticester me, and we ain't got a clue about investing things. And that's true. Okay. We also don't know how to write rap music. But I can't see the value of a dollar drop. I spent my whole paycheck at a coffee shop. And I get fees every time I keep a dollar stop.

And I'll have been the bank, so I'm really going to stop a block. Crypto king! Crypto king! Crypto king! Yeah, but you better think twice. That's that song, not financial advice, fuck. Nice. Nice.

You better think twice. This is just a song, not financial advice. Excellent. I mean, best to be safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if somebody sued you later. I'm holding my bag of money over the garbage can. I'm like, oh, wait, never mind.

into the digital index. I wish more songs told me they were not financial advice. I would have saved me a lot of trouble. Like added up by the violent fives. Was there actually any financial advice given in this? Fuck you, Elon?

I think that's not financial advice. Fuck you, Elon. That doesn't hold up. Good advice no matter what. Actually, yeah, most of it was just like, I gave away all my money and it sucks. I don't know if you could be safe. Okay, okay, let's power through the end here, folks.

Come on. Okay, okay. I'll be a king of that crypto, and I ain't doing shit for the money that I get, though, yeah. I'll be a king of that quick, crypto, and I ain't doing shit for the money I get, though, yeah. Yeah. I'll be a king of that crypto, and I ain't doing shit for the money that I get, oh, yeah. I'll be a king of that crypto, I ain't doing shit for the money I get that. Bars, bars, bars, bars.

Yeah, yeah, spitting hot fire. Then the mouse just bows and goes back on the wall. Why did it have, where did it get that backwards baseball cat? Very cute. Wow, he's wearing a hockey jersey but backwards. I think my favorite thing about bad. I think my favorite. I think my favorite thing about bad rap are the lines where you know in their head,

like the crowd shouts it back. Yeah. Fuck you, Ewan. I'm really looking forward to more of that. Frank West. That's me. You know that I love chap hop, right? Yeah.

Chap. Oh, chap hop. I do know that. Yeah. No, no, it's about chapstick. Yes. Right, right, right. It's a thing that I've always loved.

And so, and so to that end, I'm hoping that there will be some, some steampunk rhythms in the song called Drop the beat, Good Sir. Oh, that's where we're, okay. Oh, oh, boy. Yeah. So I clicked on one of these and it started playing the song that it is. Oh, my God. This one also has a video, but it didn't auto. Yeah.

Oh, my God. They're all wearing vests. Oh, my God. Oh, I hate this, just this freeze frame. I'm going to have to listen to this later, but I can't now. It'll ruin my artistic process. Gug. Yeah.

That's how I get hyped for all my songs. I start all around like, ugh. Oh, jeez. Everybody give it up for MC. Nauseous. Drop the beat Uff Eesh Drop the beat

Good sir Like this good burg Dropped right out of the sky No iceberg No just a bright Oh boy Now he's remembering why he hates singing things Yeah

Hidden in the Hindenburg Was Static and a ghastly God it's pretty ghastly Zeppelin the last scene Man made Albatross Ended an era of air Got a lot of ground to cross, so let's just take us there. Yeah.

Yeah. You get a little bit, Genghis Khan. Germany to Austria brings us right up to Doppler. Rapids, there's a lot of you. Nice. I know I'm going to topple you. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Voice gets higher.

I'm approaching your throne, Turner. Waves in the game, well, I'm only at home, Turner. What? To Ted. You're talking to Ted Turner, right? Okay, yeah. Right. Writers, so throw me a bone, Turner.

Doppler, nine seconds, so away we go, Turner. You can't do that. You can't do that. Some of the crowd just shouted, you can't do that. Riff-raffs in the back of the, of the crowd, going, come on. Sorry, I read that whole line. Sounds is in waves. Closer peaks, higher pitch.

When the speaker is just moving, well, you know the beams are squished. When the emitter's getting distant, well, then, effects are flipped. If I drew a simple graph, well, you know that this is it. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have phasers now? Apparently. Okay. See, science has a magic feeling, like a wizard graduating,

from ginger beer to butter beer to bringing in the gutter here. Oh, no. Yeah, we're there now. When should just another year? wishing for a cup of cheer see Harry Potter's alcoholic sipping on tequila with half bottle adult vodka Knick and all the nuts

Like Minaj baby Anaconda All right Half a Gondon Just nodding to each other Just like yeah Anaconda yeah Half a Gonna

Was I supposed to pronounce like Anaconder? Yeah Anacondor Halfa Gondor Is Harry Potter Spending his last change on little sip half a dollar Donner, Potter,

dollar, and a conger. Yeah. Nikki Menager. If he picked the crypto scene back in 2009, he'd be richer than his dreams, not the back of the line. If he picked up just some F with a couple of dimes, he could be kicking with some

leaf in a couple of dimes. Wow. Come on. So they just gave him the leaf for free? because he just retained the exact same amount of money. Wait, so he could be kicking with some leaf and a couple of dimes. Yeah. So he's got weed, but in addition to that, he's got weed.

I guess they're saying that if he had invested in Ethereum in 09, he would have made enough profit by now to buy a little bit of weed and still have the same. And still have a couple of dimes. Okay, you know what? Okay, good line. Good line. Love it, yeah. Wait, wait, wait.

You could be kicking with some leaf and couple of dimes, by the way. That's true. You can use dimes twice as long as it means different things at separate times. You fucked up the lie, all right, Frank West? You made this song stupid. That's true. It's my fault. I mean, what else are you going to rhyme dimes with?

Yeah, yeah, true. Man, nothing rhymes with dimes. Yeah. But he didn't. He knows that. He's sad, alone. Picking at his toenails in the middle of the road. And he's picking and he's picking as he's eating chocolate toads.

Yeah. Till he makes it red rod just hoping it will grow. thinking Oh, I see what happened here Thinking of a different If he could have led If only he wasn't caught If only he could have fled

See observers change the outcome Of different events From electrons to photons To drama suspense To judges to courts To what the police said Don't expose yourself mate You ain't invisible yet

There's no invisible cloak Yeah Give props Tell us more about your rap song Click the give props button This one does have 10 props. Whoa. He's in double prop digits.

I want an explanation for this. Explain yourself. This has a rating of 4.21 from 19 members. Lou, could you take the comment from Blazbo, please? Plazebo. Nice work, man. Honestly, you're doing great. Just keep it up.

Try and minimize. the number of syllables within each bar that don't rhyme and are just there for context. Not the words at the end of each line, but rather those within. Decide either to remove them or to choose synonymous words

that fit the scheme. Over time, you'll get better at not swallowing your bars, but in short, try not to speed up, slow down, in the middle of a sentence too much. if you want the flow to speed up, slow down, at any point, make that speed consistent throughout at least four,

preferably eight or 16 bars. The only advice I can give you is that, though, because you're really on a good path. I'm just nitpicking at this point. J.G. Exclamation point less. That's a really nice rap strong. It was a structural disaster.

But other than that, it's a really nice rap song. You should try to have more or less syllables. But other than that, it was a good, right? Good job, buddy. It really sounds like he thinks he's talking to a nine-year-old. Yeah, exactly. Video proof that this is not a nine-year-old. Hey, let's just thinking about rhyming some of those words next time, right?

It really just has the tone of the time I got frustrated and bored in art class and drew a bunch of circles and said it was rocks. And my art teacher went, that's very good and moved on it. You know what? Listen, like you've never slacked off at work before. Sometimes you look at something I go, yeah, fine.

You're participating, I guess. I do want to say their notes, say attempting the film this one-take video meant many where hair was lost. I sort of looked through the video. It's a guy standing in the same spot, and a couple times one of his friends lifts up like a board so he can point at it. It's not, it's very hard. So instead of having captions, he just simply pointed at a, okay. It's like a speech bubble. All the gears they glued on their clothes get falling off.

Oh, yeah. I guess I also had trouble rapping this, so they probably did too. Zarlah, your name's Skeletal, and you're doing fine, is that right? Yeah, I'm doing fine. That's nice. Let's see. Boy, I have a lot of things to say. Okay.

You know, I think I will just take what time I have before my rap starts to say. To all my haters, I just really enjoy giving you guys something to do, Winky Face. Nice, Winky Face. All haters. See, hey, hey, hey, how's it going? You doing fine? Oh, you're just farming Bitcoin. That's about it fine.

Look up this morning and thought, that sunshine's looking pretty divine. Whoa, okay. That boy tried to offer me some wine. Said, I'm fine. Everyone insulting me. Just say, I'm fine. You try to lure me, I will decline.

I have no real plans to resign. Even if you keep calling me a swine, you told me a joke, where's the punchline? You sitting there insult in my bloodline. And please stop sending me your trash fines. That's dating this song. All you hate is trying to ruin my... 2020, well after Vine, but that's fine.

Oh, God. Look at this first line and then try and pace it out in the second. That's all right. All you haters trying to ruin my small piece of legacy. Go drown in the sea. It's like high challenge mode. When I pull up, you know I'm with this Magnum D. She won a FaceTime from across the street.

Wait, who is? He don't know me? pretty common for me. You see, never had a lot of money in the city. Humanity drive me to insanity. Now you see if nobody looks at me. They want smoke, I decline. They want to smash, might decline.

They want to support me, won't decline. Okay, okay, that's none of my trash lyrics for today. Yeah! Yeah! You know who hates this song? You know who hates this song? Is Grammarly. Grammarly is lighting this up for me.

It's all kinds of mistakes. Yeah, I would imagine if this person had grammarly, like, installed when they wrote it, it would just delete it. Nope, not doing. No way. Would you like to try again? No. If they try to type more and it just makes it like Windows error sound. It's like, stop it, stop it.

You should start over. No, no. Stop typing. I say it, stop typing. Funny bread? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hey, how's it going?

Hey, man, I'm doing pretty well. How about you? That's good. That's good. Well, I'm looking for a bitch slapper. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, so you don't have a regular bitch slapper because I know a few that are like operating in this area. Do you know of a bitch slapper?

Oh, okay. Yo, that's hot boy glizzy over there. Oh, hello. I'm hot boy glizzy over here. Yo. Have you ever heard of my next rendition of bitch slapper? It looks more like Hot Boy Glyssie 3 to me.

I don't think that's the original. Yes, I'm part of triplets, of course. We had different ways of identifying ourselves. Hot Boy Glezy was smart enough to franchise. They call me a homie because I'm homecoming. Racial slurs next to me be my cousin. My rhymes are tragedy. I thought yo mamma should sleep on my large-ass dawn.

Bottle, butto. Shut out. Whoa. Get her over pulse, she get on her knees. Yo, I'm hard as fuck, which rhymes with knees. You. Get her overpoles. She get on her knees, yo, I'm hard as fuck.

Excuse me, I'm doing call and response here. Yeah. When I say you, you say you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, bitch slapper, bitch slapper, shitfacker, shitfacker. Wait, it was, oh, he spelled differently. Okay, shit fucker. All right. Killing your entire gang up. I use words for bullets.

I get tails only so when I went everybody, you're just fucking bullets. Yo, my mom can crying over me. I got Bitcoin in my account. I shit money every day. My racks can't get it. My Iraq's. My Syrac. My R.K.S. can't get a count.

This has been hot boy, glizzy three. On his profile, it says no one has given props to hot boy, glizzy three yet. What the for? He has been in three battles, though, which is a function I'm really excited I just found out about. Oh, yeah. Hot boy, Glizzy three's profile says, I'm back, pussy-ass cowboys. Get the fuck out. No, me disson, I'm Maine.

Wait, is somebody going to take Ballistic 26? Oh, yeah, go for it. He's like, damn, we both got broken caps locks. I used this style, dumb ass bitch. Quit yelling. I weren't yelling with my caps locks. Okay, we're going to now move into different sites, so not necessarily into entirely rap songs.

This is Songbay, songbay.co. Got it all on Sunday. Yeah. And this song is called All Dancers Born to Fate. Oh, boy. All dancers born to fate. Painters of own portraits. Work hard, play straight.

Truth be known awaits. Dialogue world needs. No offense. just cooperate. Peace with Communicate. DJ Crazy Times. Woo! We create manner in intent.

Find your want to augment. Relive from your own torment. Count the now not past frequent. Imagine no modern slavery. An environment not treated dreadfully. Fight the rot with bravery. Seekes. Deep such mystery.

Find legacies of bent hegemony. You want more of that? Great. I have more lines exactly like that. Get your thesaurus and start jerking. All right. Here we go. Unregulated bank chicanery.

Wrong thuggery, skullduggery. War mongering humbuggery. Corporate G Summit unsavory. Genetically modified embracery. Now this is Steampunk. City of London Club knavery. British Empire went financially. Poor can't afford account fakery of rich offshore bakery.

Extensive camouflage papery. Call a tax haven revokery. Revocatory. Revocatory. Revocatory. Totally rhymes with bakery. Bakery, Bakery,

revocatory is apparently a word but I don't think they knew that any more than I did. Bitcoin, Bitcoin, decentralized debate

they want to tie and legislate hand washing, hand shake, hate others jumping the gate. Keep going, keep going, baby.

Decimate and deprecate, elevate, and compensate, calculate, and, Arbitrate, frustrating gestates. Man, gestates are funny. Frustrating as fuck, not funny as fuck.

Whoops. Undereducate and administrate. Age old heel on neck of units. What? Uninitiate. Oh, okay. Age old heel on neck of uninitiate. Shelf fallacy to their prostate.

Take all the fallacy, bitch. I rate the magnate predate, hyphenate and illustrate, berate and incarcerate. Did you know that there is a website called RhymeZone? God, damn. I wanted to say. You know that? All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I have a lot of words.

We do. You should skip to the end of them. We must get to the chorus. Yes, the chorus. Yes. Tax, tax, take, take. Lie languishing, squandering snakes. Hike!

Hike! Up the damn rate! Give on one, take more with other. Hmm. You lost it. You lost it. Bring it back. Ancient electro cleansing.

Possible cure for COVID-19. Oh. Oh. We're just going else? Okay. Yeah. Still ongoing. ending. No one will listen to

you or trial. Profits made their style. Practicing epidemic of controls. Keep you down your own souls. Try climbing their greasy poles. Owned press driving trolls. Slightly less sexy.

Maybe to you. I'm into trolls and driving. I know. You love the press. pronouncing time when to clap. I'd rather shit in my hands and do what that whilst they all give my pay. Rise back.

Whoa. Yeah, the clapping really helped. That really kept up. That's a good metronome you got there. I did it on purpose just to match you up. It was a trick. Bless everyone led that I did. You should have just gave a quid.

You know what that means? You've got to do a British accent for the rest of this. That's the rules. Hierarchy. Ha ha! When I return, I want to be French. They killed their firm entrenched. Freedom, fair, and equality, is I call, I cry,

but earn your path in the nigh. Hmm. No. Hmm. Okay. Anyway, tax, tax, take, take, lie languishing, squandering snakes. Hike, hike, up the damn rate.

Give up on one or take more with the other. Yeah. Yeah. Tag, time. Tax, tax, tax. Take, tak. You can license this for only $25. Much of the mood of it.

You're participating in capitalism, hmm? Or you could just get the standard license for $15. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to get the standard, though. I'm going to stretch this all over the world. They do seem to have removed it from songbay.com, but when I googled the title, I did find it cross-posted on Festifference.

for Poetry.com, which has the title Poetry Festival, submit to site for free, submit for actor performance, submit home to be made into film. So you could option this for a film.

That was something. Who's going to play Tax Tax and who will play Take Take? This is, I have, by the way, I have a description for my song. Oh, good, good. Power to the people. Are we really living in a civilized world? Seriously, we need dialogue,

peace, fairness. and equality to evolve. Who actually in the biggest picture controls us? Many, sadly, are slaves, but also we not also enslaved farmed in the Western world? Think about it, eh? I will, I will. More than you did, probably.

Why do a minute percentage of global population own everything? Why? I don't believe this is a natural human moral, but many chose to judge aspiring to such greed. It's a thinker. You know, that wasn't quite a British accent. That was like mid-Atlantic at best. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

One of my favorites. Okay. So, Lou, I'm going to give you a choice here. So I'd like to hear just a little bit of, you know, just a little, little rhythm from you. And I'm wondering, I'm wondering if you would like to read Crypto Klondike by UMCA, or if you are more interested in, I'm going crypto by, Plasma baby. Plasma baby is so hot right now.

Yeah. Yeah, neither. MC neither. Yeah. MC unhappy. I'll just do this just the other day by Barry H. Okay, great. Go take it, take it, please.

My new girl is always smiling. There's always joy in her face. I love when she sends video. clear from outer space. My new girl is so beautiful. She swept my heart away. I told her that I loved her, quote unquote, just the other day.

Quote unquote, just the other day. Oh. Man on the internet, it was love at first sight. We talked for hours and hours, mostly through the night. I did the unpredictable. I asked her out on her first date. She's the most incredible girl ever. and her name is quote unquote grace

We're not sure Her name is Trust them verify And the chorus God brought us together In the most illogical way I told Grace that I loved her Quote unquote

Just the other day You imagine these dad quotes Coming up every time Like just the old day As the kids say Why do you keep doing finger quotes when you say you love me. Prefaces, baby.

Take it to the bridge. Oh, good. Drop it in the water. I said, Grace, I love you. Wait a minute. There's no bridge. It says bridge, but then there's no bridge. But then there's no bridge.

It just goes to the next verse. Well, unfortunately, it's a bridge over troubled waters. It just, like, fell apart. The rest of the sentence isn't there. Maybe just like in the middle of the song It just goes, Brin. That's it. Get a whole

like chorus going on. Just a wall of sound building. So then in verse three, I said, Grace, I love you in an unpredictable way. She was trying to sell me Bitcoin. Quote unquote, just the other day. Grace told me she loved me. I'm her soft and.

gentle way. I told Grace that I loved her, quote unquote, just the other day. And back to the chorus. Have you met Grace in person? I keep thinking Grace is going to end up dead by the end of the song. So like, was loving or not particular way

connected to the Bitcoins? Well, the fluctuations of the Bitcoin. But I want to tell you about this investment opportunity. I love you. Did Grace maybe greet you with some variation of, Hi, I'm in your area. Would you like to message me, I have heard that ugly girls want to fuck me.

We must be ready to fuck right away. She liked my Instagram, and she showed me her only fans, and it was love it for something. Well, that goes right back to the chorus. Oh, good. God has brought us together in the most illogical way. Grace told me that she said,

She loved me, quote, unquote, just the other day. I told Grace I loved her back. In a clumsy kind of way. Me love. God, thank you for this miracle. I fell down the stairs. I love you. Ow, ow.

No, God. I still love you. Please give me a bandage. God, thank you for this miracle. Just the other day, quote, unquote. Oh, wow. Do you have a description for this song? let him finish the song.

I believe he has to say another line. Sorry, quote unquote, just the other day. Just the other day. Quote unquote, just the other day. It's like, call the police.

Wait, wait, wait, I think he needs to emphasize some other words again. So this rhyming story is about God bringing us together. Oh, shit. Oh, I get it now. Yeah.

What are the genres to your song? Country. Easy listening. country blues love songs what are the styles to your country easy listening song a ballad

inspirational or inspirational slash Christian you get that right like a buy curious yeah how much would it cost to buy the copyright to your song well I mean if you want to go

for the whole shebang is $3,000 oh my god I can afford $3,000 I only have $200 or $100 or $100 standard license for you then Boo Frank West

Really need to hear some Plasma Baby I do need to hear some Plasma Baby So tell me if you're going to do Avalanche of Mayhem This is also not on songbay anymore Yeah, yeah Are we doing Avalanche of Mayhem

Or dang, dang, dang! I really wish this song was Santa Baby about plasma. Dang, dang. Sorry, hold on. There's a cat on the mic. Oh, MC Scat Cat Cat. G. Oh, it's MC Scat Cat on the mic.

Oh, MC Scat Cat is chewing on the microphone arm. It's a Scat Cat. It's a Scat Cat. You know what, Frequist, maybe if you took two steps forward and he took two steps back. Anyways, I think I'm going to take dang, dang. Dang, dang. This is going to be a big love shack vibes, just said.

Oh. I didn't realize there are multiple plasma baby songs. Oh, yeah. Plasma baby is a legend around here, bro. Excuse me, I need to pretend to sing, Kitty. I need you to not chew on the base. Knob, please. Pretend to.

Please do not crank. These are not the lyrics of the song. Let's be clear. The song has not started yet. You can edit that out. She just does not want to move. Okay, Dang Dang by Plasma Baby. She has a spare pair of socks and a lizard in her top draw.

Oops. Top draw. Top draw. All her cash and crypto coin. And she'd love me like an ambulance. Ooh. Uh-uh, rushing to a tragic scene. Ooh-o-a.

That's not with an ambulance. U-W-A! A little bit more. What ambulance goes, ooh-a. She recover like a vegan. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's what it.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey. Chorus. Dang, dang. Dang, how wrong, feel so medieval.

Dang, dang, she's my accident waiting to happen. Dang, dang. Oh, wrong, never to equal. Feel so medieval. Dang, dang. How wrong. Dang, dang. She's my accident.

My accident. Dang, dang. On the floor, baby. Bridge. Yeah. A sugar spite. Sorry, like a sugar spike. My heart let go.

Just for a moment woven to her night all day. My heart let go like a sugar spite. You don't know what that is. The diabetes reference. Oh. Oh, see? Yeah. She turns her out of her cheek and, well, that's really hard to parse.

And teases reason. From its heritage root, her heart shoots cosmic rays. and I'm catching the mall. And she loved me like an ambulance. Ooh. Ah. And she, rushing to a tragic scene. Ooh.

Ah. She recovered like a vegan. Ooh. Ah. Ooh. Ah. Oh, it's the bridge again. Like a sugar spike.

Wait. No, that's not how songs work. No, no. No, no. No, no. No. That's not what a bridge is. Your backup dancers are tripping all over themselves.

and looked at you're like, what's going on? Oh, sure, I broke my sugar spike! Oh. Like a sugar spike, my heart let go. Just for a moment, woven two or night all day. My heart let go like a sugar spike. And back to the chorus. Dang, dang.

How wrong you feel so medieval. Dang dang! She's my accident waiting to happen. Dang dang! How wrong, never to equal, feel so medieval. Dang, dang. How wrong. Dang, dang.

She's my accident. My accident. Dang, bang. It's good to have random parts before your chorus between each call back and your chorus. It keeps you on your tone. So this is Australian. So the ambulance is there go, ooh, ah. Yeah, that is true.

That's how you know you're in Australia. Yeah. What's the description of your song? Yeah, yeah, tell us the description of your song right now. The lyric, Dang Dang is a fun love song. Oh, just that lyric. It's that lyric. The whole lyric is the song.

West Australians use the word dang, and as I didn't know its meaning, I looked it up and wrote this. Oh, nice. Nice. Wait, so it's not Australia? No, no, no. This is, yeah, this is quite the true. twist here at the end, but

Dang is a euphemism for damn. Oh, shit! Wait, wait, wait, wait. A curse word? That can't be right. No. A radio-friendly curse word. Is that why it's radio-friendly? I just thought, I don't know, it sounded better. What's the style of your song?

Alternative in punk, pop, art rock, indie, and just general pop. Okay, okay. So it's both art rock and general pop. Okay, got it. In addition, could you, like, give us a little for detail, what's the style of the song? The styles are cartoon, fanfare,

fashion, and film noir. Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck? This is on the criterion collection version of the Big Sleep. That's... She'd dang, dang, dang to my office. Just click four buttons.

Uh... Okay. Just have to... Okay, rewind this and imagine that instead I said it like, dang, dang, how wrong? You're so medieval. Ooh-ah, uh-uh.

I guess a Dang-Dang might be like a cartoon hammer sound, maybe. Yeah, dang-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dang. Dang, dang, into my heart. Kiss, kiss, dang, dang. Fall in love. For some reason, this document has a script, a Heather's script. The premise is, what if the head? Heather's made their fortune with

Bitcoins and alt coins. What if? Yeah, but it doesn't qualify as a song. Well, what if we had like a sing-songy attitude and turning it to a music? Yeah. I mean, that's everybody's favorite things, right?

My name is the music king. And my song is simply called Bitcoin. They'd be talking about Bitcoin, but they really know what it is And what did it do? Hmm. I guess it's why they're talking about it. Yeah.

How, uh, what word? Okay. Big Bitcoin bully. Big Bitcoin boss. Hit my take profit every time never take a loss. Hmm. Hmm. Big Bitcoin bands.

Hey, Bitcoin going over a hundred racks. That's a fact. Bitcoin to the moon real soon you dig. Okay. Yeah, daddy. Yeah. Yeah. And then I go like, hey.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Music King on the beat. Hey.

Hey. Yeah. Okay. Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin in my bag. Yeah. Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Yeah.

Bitcoin, Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. You ain't got none. Then it's sad. Yeah.

Bitcoin, Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. And it goes on like this. Keep going, damn it. I want to see where this leads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to a concert like this.

I'm picturing you in front of like a board of directors in, like, a meeting room, and they're just watching you as you're slowly, like, failing in front of them. And like, yeah, it kind of goes on like that. I don't know, man. If you've ever met advertising executives, they'd be all in. That's true. So this is what the kids are into. Okay, good, all right.

This seems to be the Riz. usually see this as a hyper pop song that I went to go see earlier this year. Can you rhyme skibbitty with Bitcoin? Okay, here we go. Here we go. Bitcoin in the cash, yeah. Bitcoin on the cash, yeah. Bitcoin over dash, yeah.

Bitcoin with a stash. Bitcoin on the drip, splash. Bitcoin for the whip, dash. Bitcoin for a zip, yeah. Bitcoin be a tip, yeah. Bitcoin on them trend, lines. But it keep going up. Fuck.

Fuck. That was the buildup. Hit that last hurdle. Face flashed. can't stop tripping over my own dick okay and then and then the next line is parenthesis Bitcoin and parentheses

Oh wow Yeah yeah yeah I don't know It's subtle So you whispered like Midgo On the dog baby Buy it for the low And we sell it for the high

I be whipping it like white Making moves in the night Price be jumping up real high That's when I take the profit On my buy Bitcoin SEL up and profit Call it trades like I'm a profit but the other spelling of profit, it's a homonym,

but it's a homophone, but not actually a homonym. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't got no SL, boy, you know I need to stop it. Peepin lots, you know I'm pop in. I let that thing go for the price going to get it dropping. A hundred million Satoshi for a show. I got the trophy, and don't need no baloney, ball in 24, 8, just like I'm Kobe.

I say Bitcoin a bunch and then okay Yeah the Bitcoin busing Y'all be sleeping tussing and the blockchain function Keep that money coming Yeah the Bitcoin running Yeah that Bitcoin jumping y'all must think we dummies We just want the money y'all be soft like gummies Eat a bull run on a Monday yummy big pips I like money

Oh shit Hmm okay you ain't never studied that baby pimp money Hungry for success. Yeah, I got a big tummy. Okay. Crypto be my buddy. We staying up all night vamping, so we stay in bloody. Love to say I'm blessed.

Some just say I'm lucky. I be about the buckies. Accountant's looking chunky. Bitcoin all around, every city, every country. Charted on the monthly. Period. That's money. Wow.

Wow. Not material, but that's money. My criteria be the money Crypto, yeah, that's the money. Serial entrepreneur, but I spelled it the wrong way. All I do is get money. Captain Crunch entrepreneur. What the fuck is that?

I came up with this idea for cereal, right? It's like it got meat and it got like sugar. It's like it's like it's shred it, right? We need shapes. The kids want shapes. It's called It's Crunch coin No

No Listen to this man Crunch coin At the bottom of everything On lyrics com is watch New singing lesson videos Can make anyone a great scene

Anyone All right It's like such a dig It's somebody pointing out of the screen for that Bitcoin is the only song That music king done. No, no.

Oh, well, I mean, once you've hit perfection to retire. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Yeah, go on top. I literally can't type Bitcoin any more times. I did. Oh, God. There's steam coming in on my knuckles. Well, I think that it's important to, uh, what?

Sorry, I just, hold on. It's a visual thing. It's bad that I'm doing this. But I did just see a picture of his album cover. Okay. I want you left. Oh. That's the music king right there.

Music king. I'll take all the filters, please. Is it that guy? Is it the same music thing? Yeah. It's got one song for Bitcoin. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hello. Oh, what? Hello.

Yeah, I think that, I think that we've, we've talked a lot about Bitcoin. I don't know if you notice. Mm-hmm. But, but I think that this, this, this, this episode should give a little bit of equal time. I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with Bitcoin, but if there was some sort of counterpoint to Bitcoin being great, we'd want to, you know, we'd want to let that opinion be known. So to that end, uh, will you take this piece by, uh, Vickis Kumar and, uh, uh, And VJ Pemaraju called Fuck Bitcoin. What?

Of course. Of course. It's an imperative. I heard Nvidia has a new GPU. It has ray tracing and it seems pretty cool. I can't afford one. Do you know why? These Bitcoin miners are driving the prices sky high.

Oh. All I want is a new G2. GPU, but I can't buy one because of you. Fuck Bitcoin, fuck Ethereum, fuck miners ruining it all. Whoa.

Fuck Bitcoin, fuck Ethereum, fuck miners ruining it all. Why won't you let me play my games? Fuck Bitcoin. Fuck Ethereum, fuck miners, ruining it all. I bought, I just bought cyberpunk on my PC.

I had to turn the graphics to garbage quality. I can't even see Judy's hair move properly. These coin miners force me to be financially responsible. Yeah, good rhyming,

responsibly. Responsibly. Yeah. The rhyme is on B so he put financially responsible in quotes so it doesn't count as part of the line. Oh. Be right.

I think she's supposed to like whispering or something. So let me try that. again, I can't even see Judy's hair move properly. These Bitcoin miners force me to be financially responsible. All I want is a new

GPU, but I can't buy one because of you. Fuck Bitcoin, fuck Ethereum, fuck miners, ruin it at all. Fuck Bitcoin, fuck Ethereum. Fuck miners, ruin it all. Ruying it all. Why won't you let me play my games? Fuck Bitcoin,

fuck Ethereum. Fuck miners, ruin it all. Ruining it all! And then the Martin Luther King, I had a dream! Oh my God. Settings on extreme. I could see a extreme.

I could see every blade of grass. But then I awoke. Realities I'm broke. I swear to God, I'm done with every single one of these goddamn. Bitcoin miners driving up the prices Fuck them Fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them It's not a song at that point

He's just yelling Fuck them Fuck them Bitcoin fuck Bitcoin fuck Ethereum Fuck miners ring it all Fuck Bitcoin Ethereum fuck miners ring at all Why won't you let me play my games

Fuck Bitcoin Fuck Ethereum I just wanted a Pepsi Fuck miners were at all Fuck Bitcoin Fuck Bitcoin fucking Ethereum Fuck miners are at all Fuck Bitcoin

And she said, no, you're on crypto. And I said, I'm not on crypto. Just want to get on Xbox. Yeah. I just want a GPU, mom. Just get me a GPU and I'll be okay. Why won't you let me play my games? Fuck Bitcoin, fuck Ethereum.

Fuck miners, ruining it all. Wow. Wow. That's, wow. Wow. Wow. Finally, a protest song I can get behind. Now, can we talk about the,

the viruses on your PCs that I can help you with. Oh, sure, sure. Do you need my credit card? I just need access to your PC. Okay, great. Zarlah, you are the brothers of alien rock.

That's a fucking good name. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this song is called Living on the Blockchain. Who has an actual song to it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not listening to that. Nope.

No, you shouldn't. Not until, I think after the fact you need to listen to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Realized. A parent could drastically. Who wore it better? Living on the blockchain, dripping in the champagne, everyone's gone insane.

Living on the blockchain, blockchain, woo, living on the blockchain. Hanging on the new game, everyone gone insane. Living on the blockchain, blockchain, woo. Living on the blockchain in the game, dripping champagne. Losing your brain, insane in the membrane.

No, wow. Insane in the brain. And to the F to the T, what's it going to be? Living on the blockchain. Blockchain, woo. Living on the blockchain in the game worldwide. Insane in the chain. He's insane.

Got no chain. FinTech World Win, more like a hurricane. Crypto, low blow, high five. Living on the blockchain. Living on the blockchain. I don't want to play games. Think about too much. How are we going to rush, rush,

et they're up, ether down, washing all the clouds. around. Hey man, we just want to get paid to stay here all day, writing songs all the way. How are we going to miss a train when it's all in her face? People have spoken. It's not a race. But a place to be the real me and me, real you. I want to be the real me, living on the blockchain. How I'm living, how I'm living, everyone's gone insane. Living on the blockchain, blockchain, woo. Live it on the blockchain, hanging on the new game. Everyone gone and saying, living on the blockchain,

blockchain, woo. The blockchain go woo in the morning. You're supposed to get up to that. It's supposed to get up to eat, eggs and thumb. It's like an alarm block. The blockchain. It's got a... Brothers of Alien Rock.

Brother is the Alien Rock. It's two minutes long, this song. I mean, I'm actually... I think Zarla pulled off way better than what they did, and I'm going to not opt in for listening to their original version. version. Fair enough. Well, in that case, why don't you, Bunny Bread? This is actually, Frank, I know you liked the name Brothers of Alien Rock. But as far as an artist's name, I'm really, really into Gary with two R's. Oh, that's fucking good. That's really pretty fucking good. That song was an NFT. Oh, of course. Yeah. Oh, shit, that means we have to pay the money.

Just kidding. We did our edition of it. It's different. We actually just made our own NFD. Well, let me look up the legal criteria of NFD. Oh, hey, wait.

It disappeared in my hands as I was reading it. Never mind. Is it just, like, if you had gotten a hold of that, would have just said, yoinks? Anyway,

Bunny Brady, you're Gary with two R's. Would you take a blockchain, please? this, this, this blockchain song? Gary with two R's is over a hundred songs. Oh. I will say the production values on those brothers of the Alien Rock video was way higher

than I thought what's going to be. Yeah. Hey, yo, a yo, a yo, is your boy, Gary. It's Gary Henderson.

A 64, take four minutes of all up in. All right? Okay, okay. Okay. Gary Henderson, that's two more R's, motherfucker.

What do you think about Gary's with one arm? This bit. What about the one R. Gary's? Are you done with one Rgarri? No. I can't have you hang on my two big orrs. My R's all swinging around on them. Shit.

Okay. All right. I don't rock chains. I caught blockchain. Don't need a range rogue gods. I got range. Don't need your ETA. I need the ETS.

I'm about to shake some ETA as a fuck with you. I don't rock chains. I got block chains. I got blockchains. I don't rock chains I caught blockchains I don't rock chains I call blockchains

I don't rock chains I call blockchings stuff like that shit intoxicating I'm my own beat and boy this bitch done got

oh boy see once I fall off in my flow oh so you know what's happening in this song he's he knew

he knew just once just the once though okay I'll back a bounty and ain't No way to wait it.

Hope you ready for the answers. If you test my patience, I'll never settle for less than great. Nurse. Got sick of the clippers, so then I hit the Lakers. Like Montreil, all my aisles are silent. Oh, oh, my God. So Montres.

Sorry. Excuse me. I guess. It's Montres Harold. So, hold on a second. Like Montres, all my Ls are silent. Does that mean that going forward, all the Ls in this? song are silent.

Oh, God. No, I'm going to switch with Z. Yes, please. Yes, please. This bitch, I never take them. And I, uh, Aziz,

yeah, or holes are whole. My racial slurred never break them. Look at that. Wait, zuz, the hole on.

Oh, boy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I think the song's imploding. Oh, she won't get no fizz from me. I'm Zika,

a, Elizabetho, Curen. You gotta take pay down The gas fee Shit bitch You know the answer To the question for you ask me

So why the fuck you ask me This is my bazaq chain You won't hash me Asimos when you go up They try that crash thing I was going out with my bros And I was trying to smash things Yep

Have we been any Ls or Zs recently? I don't know Yes. All right. So there's hope. All right. But once I Zachtinet the cream,

I got some mad things. Now, I don't rock chains. I caught blockchings. Don't need a range robots. I got range. Don't need your ETA. I can see ETS. It makes some interest.

I don't rock chains. I got some interest. I don't rock chains. I got black chains. I don't rock chains. I don't rock chains. I don't know. All right.

You You know what I done But you don't know the shit I'm doing Dead Oh, Christ Not even try it You know what I've done But you don't know the shit I'm doing

Okay Awful Just I mean The author here Is just rubbing our nose in it The fact that we've read this long You love it

You love it, don't you bitch? How dare you sing my song? I can't you sing my song. Fucking soul killed me. You know what I do, but you don't know what I'm doing. Take my own biography and just the how I'm moving. I'm only a different cowboys all know as you to, I give a couple tonic. She pulled it up under tunic.

She fed the electricity. and want to know where the fuse is like she ain't never caught the COVID which was invented and it's all the lie I figured if it gets to you know blockchains Oh yeah yeah

Where the fuck was it? It doesn't matter I have no idea They never caught COVID Oh COVID I don't like that Wow strong anti-COVID stance Coming out here I'm not a fan So anyways one more time

Brad. I don't rock chains. I got blockchain. I don't rock chains. Black change. Black. Black. Black.

This song brought to you by the letters L and Z. Funny Brad, you did miss the lyrics. And when I say it ain't no cap, you can't roof it. And if I say my dogs don't talk, we all roofless. Whoa. Wow. Wow. Yeah.

That's some Little Wayne wordplay right there. Oh, Jesus. Maybe Little Wayne Solis left his body already. So then it goes from Rufit to Roofless to toothless and to facelift. Oh, still, we give them a lot of credit for the previous one. It says they, about that whole facelift, whatever. It says they toothless, they're going to need braces. But that seems, why would you need braces if you're going to have any teeth?

This is, I've finally found a whole. in your logic, Gary with two R's. I'm subtracting a star for that. So I've been going through some of Gary with 2R's catalog. One of them is called

Put It in My Pocket. We're not going to do all of it, but here's how it starts. I'm a slut. I'm a fucking slut. I'm a fucking slut. I'm a slut for these fucking bucks. Big old buck slut. Who's a filthy buck slut? Possibly, possibly the last one here.

Frank West. This song is called Bitcoin Pizza Biday. Yay, pizza day. Okay, I thought you said, I thought you said Bitcoin Pizza Biday. Oh, yes, did that. Much better. Three great taste, and it tastes great. Extremely painful pizza.

So it does shoot the Bitcoin up into your ass? Yeah, yeah. Or washes pizza from your ass with Bitcoin? I'm not sure. Oh, okay. Oh, maybe the other way around washes off all the Bitcoin from your ass. You've been holding in there? You pay the Bitcoin to sit on the pizza.

I don't know what, I don't understand how Bitcoin works. So maybe that would work. I don't know. Yeah. Probably. We should patent that, though. Let's get down here. Bitcoin Pizza Day, parentheses, get on board the Bitcoin, featuring Byron Rodriguez and Sean Smith by the original coin.

It's the first coin. The original coin, how? The TOC. So should you be doing this like, come on, write it, the blockchain? Woo, woo! The Bitcoin Pizza Day is coming. Van Gatchabraltar Van Gensitabraltar

Vangadja Brawter Vangajadur Digitization Marvel at the speed of the transaction Oh no, it stopped It stopped working I think I'm going to do this poetry style A shared society

Bitcoin's here to stay It's how we're going to pay 22 de Mayo Bitcoin Pizza Day Get on board the blockchain On board the blockchain Get on board the blockchain Get on board the blockchain

Get on board the blockchain People all around the world Honestly That would sell with the audience They would be really into that Probably Do you Oh boy

Yeah Do you hear us now? Bitcoin's here to stay. Yay, stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa. Civilization. We'll profit from decentralization.

Unite prosperity. Bitcoin's here to stay. It's how we're going to pay. 22 de Mayo, Bitcoin Pizza Day. Get on board the blockchain. On board the blockchain. Get on board the blockchain. People around the world.

It's time to play them Oh, Oh, Oh, no In fact, he keeps doing this Do you hear us now Bitcoin's here to stay yay Stay yay

Yeah, whoa You know we're trailblazing And we're living free We were Not anymore It wasn't, it's over now We're Oh God, I just skip to the top of the document

Why? Oh, God, it's an awful of the friend. Oh, no, it's a very last one of the dog then. It sure is. We got a message for the whole world to see. A one-off deal set the world the light. Now the people living in the world unite. Whoa.

Whoa. Get on board the blockchain. Avoid the blockchain. Get on the blockchain. I'm a weird old wrinkle man. Do you hear us? No. Bitcoin's here to stay.

Stay, stay, yay, yay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on, never mind. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What am I doing here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, no. I just had a sudden moment of clarity.

Bitcoin's here to stay. Let me just take out my phone and see what it's, whoa! I don't think that's a very good song, Lemon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why you had me sing it. It's bad. Oh, fuck. Did I accidentally get you to read a bad thing on this podcast? I'm so sorry. You know, Frank West, you can sue him for that.

Can I get paid in Bitcoin when I sue some? Of course. Sure, yeah. I mean, I can tell you you got paid Bitcoin. It's the same effect. Oh, God damn it. They did record this song, and it's four minutes and 20 seconds. Sure, sure.

Sure, sure. Yeah, no. Frank, you've got 3,000 crypto coins, whatever. Hell yeah. I'll get off this blockchain yet, baby. What did we learn from any of this? I mean, I bought Bitcoin. You can just put Bitcoin into a lyric and it counts a song about Bitcoin.

That's true. That's true. Bitcoin unites all of us, really, is what we're saying. I mean, it's brought us into the fold here. I understand Bitcoin now entirely. The whole blockchain concept, I get it. And it's, yeah. You got to get on the blockchain. Does it seem like a good idea?

I was really confused initially because when Lemon came in and said, you guys, you get on that blockchain. I thought I used to talk about those chain shop guys from Super Mario. And this whole episode has been terribly confusing for me. I was, though. I mean, I guess I learned a lot. Wow. Yeah. I mean,

to be fair, like, so Bunny Bread just made a Mari brother's joke. So, Frank West, you now owe us Ollie sports joke. Oh, yeah, good to work. Also, Zara I think owes us one too. That's true. That's very true.

Who's up first? You know what? I refrained from saying I said I got Harry Potter. Who's up first? That should give you credit. What's the difference between a football and a basketball?

What's that? If you don't know, I don't want you on my team. Hey. Okay. Oh, you were told that a lot in gym class, weren't you, buddy? No, I just sat in the corner. I'm sorry.

Okay. You're up. They mentioned the clippers and Lakers, and I knew who those were. Does that count for anything? Is that a joke? Yep. I'm scrabbling here. Okay, Zarlah wins.

Grasping out these straws. Okay. I guess we have to behead, Zara? I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Our website is always, T-H-E-F-B-L.U-S. There's some maybe, like, stickers to buy or whatever.

There's a website called Kind of Fun. and that's kind of fun. Some games you can play if you feel like it. You can go watch Lou play. Are you still playing baseball? No, God, no. I don't do anything anymore.

Okay, great. Well, you can, if you want, you can watch Lou not do anything. There you go. But only fans is what if we're talking about. It's a sleep cam. Ooh, oh, okay, I'm in. I'm in. Okay, bye.

Bye-bye. Good night. Bye. Bye. Bye Bye, crypto And like some of the ones that we skipped over were genuinely worse Yeah

I don't think lyrics should look like this That's not the right shape for lyrics That's not the right shape for lyrics do the math, yeah, Bitcoin, Bitcoin, you ain't got nothing to sacks, yeah. There was another, hyphenated citizen is not even a song. It's just paragraphs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what was?

I looked at it and I was like, I can't start looking at this so I will completely lose track of what we're doing. What the fuck is that? Yeah, it's just somebody ranting. You can't just put paragraphs on a site and say it's a song. You have to at least put line breaks in to pretend it's something else. That guy found the hack That guy found the hack