The F Plus - 415: Prison Planet Sausage Party

Episode Date: January 17, 2026

The people over at r/EscapingPrisonPlanet are obsessed with the concept of something called "Loosh". So what it loosh? Well, we read about it for about 45 minutes and we're not sure. What we do know is that they consider themselves vaguely gnostic and haven't really read a book before, but they have seen the extremely ugly Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party, and that's given them all the religious text they need. This week, The F Plus makes the penis fit, but should it?

Well, I'm ready. All right, sorry, I'm just trying to find something and I'd search for a SpongeBob. I was searching Ed and Nettie to see if anyone had any thoughts on the whole. That's a good one. They're dope. I like that. I'd sell you out to the Choneman, baby, for a buck, for a buck.

If you're looking for some wonderboard, you're out of that ditch. You're out of luck. You're out of luck. Shoeb is sinking. The ship is sinking And this is the F-plus podcast Terrible Things Red with enthusiasm

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Slide This Fall slash artificial slash synthetic slash mutant matrix of control slash enslavement slash delusion slash violence slash hate. Positive stress. Three original starter Pokemon based on Anunaki leading race lines. You have Charmander, which is the dragon race line. Squirtle is the dolphin hybrid race line. Then Bulba Sauer, which would be the lizard slash reptilian race line.

And Lemon. A lot of TV shows now are basically softcore porn. The only thing left to show are the actual dicks and pussy. Lyrics and music are talking about drugs, sex, fucking hos and having money. This is to distract you from the dragons. I got to, I gotta say,

you put two in front of me. Put two things in front of me. One's a dragon and one's dick and a pussy. I'm not looking at that dragon. And believe me. And believe me, I'm testing. Business God's a

God's a bit God show fit On business I narrow my eyes Like a coin sock Baby lettering Letter ring God show me on this

Hey F plus Hey Would you all like to know The truth Okay I can handle it Uh oh I think well

Okay it seems like there's different amounts of enthusiasm for the truth in general. But I am glad that you referenced that Sorkin movie from 30 years ago. Anybody like a generation younger to us must certainly know that's a reference to a movie, but have no idea anything past that. That's me. That's where I'm at. Aaron Sorkin, in order to, yeah, that is Sorkin? Yeah, that is Sorkin.

In order to pay for his cocaine would occasionally write movies. And one of them has Tom Cruise yelling for a while. Anyway, unrelated to that, I want to, I guess I would say pierce the veil, if that's all right with you. Yeah, that's great. Okay. Okay, good, good, good, okay. Well, you seem excited. That's great.

That's great. Yeah, so this is actually a document by a first-time document submiter by the name of Carrie and Live. And the title of it is sausage party is a documentary. So I'm actually going to read the intro here in full, which is everyone knows about the usual mind-bending movies that entice the paranoid stoner mind to the point of frenzy. The Matrix, obviously, the Truman Show, of course. They Live, classic. Nerudo, the Mario movie, I guess. Well, clearly Seth Rogen Semmel of 2016 hit Sausage Party, a movie where a hot dog man has weird.

pornographic sex with a hot dog woman. This is a document about a group of people who think aliens are real, and also they eat your soul after you die, Earth is a prison, and a farm, and the only people who know the truth are the people in Hollywood who are leaking out hints about the true nature of reality through Sonic the Hedgehog 2

in 2020 movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, this is F-plus content for fucking sure. So we are going to be spending all of our time on, well, just about all of our time, on a Reddit.com. We are on a subreddit called Escaping Prison Planet, which, and this is like faintly held memory, so, you know, go ahead and correct me on Ballpit if you like, but like, our slash prison planet, which was like loosely associated with prisonplanet.com, which wasn't Alex Jones joint back when Alex Joan

had joints. But now, but like R slash prison planet shut down. There's R slash escaping prison planet, which is essentially the next version of that, but like without the, you know, let's say cognitive thought. Yeah, all the cognitive thought that came

with Alex Jones related things. Right, right, exactly. Is this better or worse? Without the strong thesis statements. It's a little, it's a little bit messier. That's what I'm saying. Okay. So,

okay. So, Boots. Yeah. I want to, I want you to correct me from some misinformation that I've learned, okay?

Yeah, yeah. So, you know, addressing some misinformation that is running rampant on other subs in regards to the subreddit and the prison planet theory in general. The prison planet theory.

Okay. The prison planet theory. Okay, good, good. This is going to be a long post, but one that definitely needs to be made. There are people on other subredits who keep misinforming others about the concept of Lush, the prison planet theory. I'm just sick of those people. This can be proven, and it is something I will do in this post.

Fuck, yeah. Hey, R-slash escaping prison planet, I know all about it. It's based on Scientology. Forget everything you thought you knew about Looch. If that is your opinion about this suburbid, then you don't know anything about it, and you're probably new here. Fuck, damn. You don't even go here. The Soul Trap Theory slash Lush Farm Theory slash Prison Planet Theory, whatever you want to call it, is not Scientology, nor is it based on it.

Scientology was founded in the 1950s, whereas the prison planet theory dates back thousands. of years as it is based on Gnosticism. Okay. All right. According to the Gnostics, our souls are trapped in physical matter in the physical realm, as well as the physical bodies. In the Gnostic texts, they talk about the parasitic entities whom they call archons, who not only use as an energetic food source, but also prevent our souls from leaving the material realm upon death of our physical bodies.

This is mentioned in the Nag Hammadi text, as well as in the apocryphon of John, also known as the Secret Book of John, as well as Dianetics. I was about to say, like, I don't know much about narcissism, but I actually know more than you. That's fucking wrong. Well, this was based on narcissism. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Well, anyway, the subreddit R-slash escaping prison plan has twisted Robert Monroe's concept of luch.

Lush simply means love and everything is happening for a greater purpose. First of all, the idea that human beings are being harvested energetically does not come from this sub. Can I assume that your literal, like, pointer finger is in the air waggling this entire time? Both of them are wiggling. They're pointed end to end and waggling and wiggling and, in Oroboros of judgment. I can hear them swooshing around. Hypnotic.

There are many different sources of materials suggesting this to be the case. One of these sources being Robert Monroe in his book, Far Journeys. This sub is not twisting the truth about lusch. Everything this sub talks about in regards to Robert Monroe's concept of luch has been validated by people from outside of Reddit. It's been validated by people. Okay. That's all I need to know. I think they have was a MythBusters.

They did it externally. We got external validation. Peer reviewing. Damn. Yeah. Since many people who are familiar with Monroe in his books wrote articles and made videos about the same things this sub talks about. When the sub does not even exist, I will show links to prove this.

Moreover, the idea that otherworldly beings are feeding off. our energy is being confirmed by other sources and materials, which have absolutely nothing to do with Reddit, Robert Monroe, or out-of-body experiences. I will show links to prove this. I can't wait. I want to just share two pieces of information. Number one is Robert Monroe's Wikipedia page is a fucking mess. And secondly, the Monroe Institute's website has a bunch of stars on it.

Also, did we mention that my name is esoteric ninja? That's good. I don't think so. I think we forgot to mention my name is ninja with as a one instead of an eye. Ah, very, very good. Also, I just want to summarize that answer real quick. As you were asked, you were told, I think you're wrong. And your answer was, excuse me, we're a part of a long and storied history of being wrong.

I mean, I'm learning a lot about what Lush isn't. I can't wait to learn what it is. Don't worry, that probably won't happen. Cool. Where are you going? Yeah, keep going. Can you tell me more? Facts.

Oh, I don't remember where I was. In Chapter 12 of his book, Far Journeys, Monroe explains how this place is a giant garden and all mobiles. I don't know. Yeah. Mobile Alabama. Yeah, it's capitalized. All Mobile Alabama and other towns named Mobile. Living beings like you and I, also the animals,

are the crops which are being harvested by otherworldly beings. Oh, all right, all right, all right. Is this like $15 on Steam? I'm into it. This is like the new Tropico, isn't it? It's definitely has some game jam energy here. According to Monroe, according to Monroe,

Lush is being generated in even bigger quantities when living beings attack, kill and eat each other. I'm sorry, I'm getting more like a snaggle. Snagal puss? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here are some references from chapter 12 about that.

So what is Lush? Lush is simply emotional energy that every living being generates. It's emotions slash feelings. Well, there you go. Answer, right? You're welcome. What is Lush?

You know, stuff. Ask me another one. Well, no, I just want to know what happens in Chapter 13. Yeah, please. Yeah, well, here's an excerpt from Chapter 13 of the book. Which book are we fucking talking about? Does it be safe? Far journey.

Oh, Far Juries. Sorry, it's far journey. You know anything about Looch? I apologize. Jesus Christ. Jesus. Okay. in which Monroe wonders how cows would react

if they realize that their milk is being harvested by humans. Monroe makes the perfect analogy. Our luscious is their milk. Hell yeah. Whether they like our milk, because to them it tastes like fear, pain, and suffering, or like love and joy,

it is absolutely irrelevant. That doesn't make any sense. That's not... You made it make less sense. If you want to know how Robert Monroe Roe here got so many disciples. It was from writing like this. Without a sense of serial time, she forgets

that the pain eases eventually, perhaps even knowing she wouldn't care. She wouldn't want to mess up a good thing. Therefore, who cares? Who would care? Not this dumb-ass cow. Is serial time when the aliens put our lushe milk in the bowl?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, six minutes until it gets all mushy. Okay, anyway, I know all about this, so this is fine, because I know that our slash escaping prison planet's purpose is to create fear around the concept of death about reincarnation, the tunnel of light. That's my misinformation. Well, I've come to realize. I'm just excited. I want to know what gear four looks like on this voice. I've come to realize that anyone who says something like,

like this does so. You're going to have the cutest polyps. It's so adorable. Does so because deep down they're scared by this information themselves. If they weren't, then they would have felt the need to mention

the fear-mongering part. Oh, that was me. You called me out. The goal of this sub is not to produce fear. The goal is to to get as close as possible to the truth, regardless of how uncomfortable that truth may be. If the prison planet turns out to be wrong, the one day we will die,

and either nothing happens or hopefully we go to a better place. Even though there is clear evidence, I would say, even proof that reincarnation is real. Oh, well, shit, all right then. But if prison planet theory is true, then it is absolutely crucial that we understand how this reality works. how these entities operate, how the astral works,

and how we can be tricked and trapped. Don't worry about me. I know how the astral works. By false light entities who do not have our best interest in mind. Why is this important? Because by understanding how these things work, we will hopefully be able to avoid being manipulated and tricked for me to understand.

how things work gives me power and hope, not fear or anxiety. This is terrible. I have to like dual-wheeled Pascal's wager and esoteric ninjas wager just in case. I'm good, whatever. It doesn't matter. I'll be fine. You're double bagging it. So much protection. Hey, Stress, do you think you could tell me what humans were meant to be? Yeah, I'm Girardi, and humans were meant to be nocturnal. I keep telling that, but my mom wants me to get up to find a job.

What if sold humans were meant to be nocturnal? Sold humans! The sun quickens expiration of the physical body. body. Maybe it also suppresses the soul? Maybe night owls and people who prefer cooler climates are psychics and pneumatics, while hylicks are less affected by the sun and so they prefer summer and enjoy the hot weather? Neumatics. They're people made of air? They're air people? No, they're people who can lift really heavy things. Oh. There are people whose joints go, v-h-h-h-t. Yeah.

What are Hylix? Same thing but water. Oh, it could actually be air and water, maybe. I don't know. I stole them out what Lucia is. And they hide the truth in movies about vampires. Oh.

Lush is the milk that tastes like pain. Sometimes. Or joy. What's chocolate lusch? Tastes like chocolate pain. Okay. Vampires who are nocturnal are demon. Now there's a reference I get.

Can we get Tay Zonday on this podcast? I would think so. I would hope so. Vampires who are nocturnal are demonized as blood-drinking antagonists and are severely weakened by sunlight, inversion of reality and the truth. And what night owls experience is brain fog and sleepiness during the day and in the afternoons. Right.

And also the cough from all of the weed that I smoked last night. Is really the sunlight affecting our metaphysical body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I got a note from the doctor. You know, Gerardi, there's a very, very simple way to test this theory. Yes Just get a night shift job And you'll be like Oh wow I hate this I don't know My life is bad now

Who knows right Well no that's not a question mark Read it again Who knows right Crazy Yeah there you Who knows right Who knows right

It could be completely wrong here This isn't a random Shower thought but something I've been occasionally contemplating for months now. In the shower. Created this post to see if this resonates with anyone else and if they can provide more evidence to support this or to the contrary. Yeah, my name's deleted.

I don't know about that one, Chief. Oh, shit. The reptilians are the ones that need Dums, D-U-M-B, which is an acronym. Oh, I've heard this. Go for it. Something underground. While I give the rest of my theory, they need dums to hide themselves

underground away from sunlight, not us. Some find the sunlight vivifying. Others, don't. Generally, I think the sun is good for us. I'll have to research that pneumatic slash hylick stuff further. Me too. Isn't it like something underground military base? Deep underground military bunker?

Oh, okay, okay. Or deep underground military base, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right. Yeah, so they need those, they need those to protect them from the sun. Because, as we all know, if you've ever seen a reptile before, they hate the sunlight, they don't want to bask in them. Yeah. They're like, ooh, warmth. Ew, gross.

Oh, thank you. Uh, uh, and then Dejean, if you can take Adni Northwest. Uh, oh, hi, I'm Adney Northwest. Dr. Bob Deck done an interesting talk back in 1997. Dr. Bob Beck. Dr. Bobbeck. Dr. Bobbeck. About how garlic is toxic, and yet today it's very difficult to find food without it.

They even add it to fish. I don't. That's why Italians went extinct. Okay, all right. Makes me think of your inversion comment, same as breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Sure, if you want to spike your blood sugar and begin a feeding cycle. Wow. It's true.

Every time I eat breakfast, I just need to eat again a few hours later. Yeah, it's true. It's like I'm addicted to food. I'm looking for that last meal of the day of every day. Okay. Hey, I want to say something, I'm a different deleted. And, Boots, I want to say something to you. Your name's Carpenter Remote.

Yeah. So, hey, Carpenter Remote with a bunch of numbers. Orn consumption is the number one lushe battery source nowadays. Pah-fuck-orne. Pufferne. Did not take very long to get to Nofab, huh? Uh-huh. Uh, I think that sexually charged luch is a very, is a very potent lus source.

Okay. It's probably only topped up with satanic abuse of war and post. Goodbye, Reddit. You're welcome. I am carpenter remote 7541. No. Feeling guilt of consuming porn is the actual lusch. Um, actually.

Oh. No, I'm still, I'm gonna keep jerking off. You. Once you have been exposed to porn, you must fight it all the time. They know this. This is the no true lush fallacy. They know this. So the same entities want you to feel guilt for being incapable of fighting against porn.

Guilt is more delicious than euphoria. The truth is, the first time you're exposed to no-fap propaganda, a new protective entity arise in you that starts feeding of your guilt. Okay. In reality, it doesn't matter if you fap or not. It's just the body. Your self is above the body. This is just a community of people who argue with each other,

but every sentence begins with the truth is. Yeah. Dejan, you are son of most high. Yes. I am son of most high. First of the tokers. Son of sativa. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It absolutely 100% matters if Ufap or not. Holder of the golden one hitter. We are in enemy territory, and almost everything is a weapon to keep us stuck in a endless cycle of regeneration. I'd have to be a fool to know this, and still continue to do something as degenerate and enslaved,

as fappen to pufferne. While I agree that both sides are energy harvesting, this is a habit that should be broken as soon as possible. So wait, if they're going to harvest your lusch, whether you jerk off or not, then you might as well jerk off. Yeah, well, if you... Well, it depends, yeah. It depends on what flavor you're looking for, you know?

Like a blue raspberry. I'm lanky Kiwi I think the biggest Lush Korn job is the Dami-Ege has that's disposal Well Some consonants happen there

I think there's a whole subreddit for videos of Lush Khan jobs Sexual energy is right there at the top With pure terror As the delicacies for the pawnscom at the top You're right also Porn didn't used to be so fucking vapid.

Is this Ernest Klein? It used to be story. Chronography is all about stories. Yeah, some people specifically had been conditioned to like that shit. Hell, maybe even have a natural disposition towards it. That doesn't change the fact

that entire industries are being used to push the agenda. If you can't see, the agenda being pushed at this point, well, good luck being a moron or an NPC. Yes, sir. That's your thing. Thank you. Also, to say that you just don't like it, just scroll, that's the most chicken shit of all possible answers.

It is literally advocating for you to submit to the coercion. So, so don't, don't just not jerk off. But devout your life. To not jerking off. Oh, I feel like I've heard of that before. Oh, it's real good, yeah. Nice, great. Good job, Reddit.

Yeah. Hey, uh, anyone got an idea why my pants smell so bad? Sort of a disgusting musk every time I smell that. Well, if you didn't live in a fen, then this wouldn't be happening, Mr. Lanky Kiwi. related to that Boots I need you to tell us to retain our seed please Yeah I'll have deleted

Retain your seed This potent source of energy is a massive source of lusch For the archons I don't need to like preserve it Or like jar it's like vinegar Yeah yeah store it in jar is like Howard Hughes Is there anything else that should go in that jar To keep the semen like company

Use an ice cube tray and then you have You can put a little portions when you need them You can put a little castle in there So like the fish has something to Yeah, yeah, yeah Very good idea Seamen if it reaches an egg Has the ability to create life

How potent is this energy That even a single cell of this Can replicate you Out of the millions produced every second We all know emotional states produce lusch due to the energy expended and experience them, experiencing them. How much lush are the archons farming due to you disrespecting the potent seed and throwing it away for a speck of dopamine? No wonder porn is free and so easy to access.

Guard your seed. It's mine. I like that deleted there, like looked at that. deleted there, like, looked at like the sort of like biology of like how life is created and it was like, man the sperm part of this is the really incredible part.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the fucked up little swimmers that are missing. That's the part that's doing all the work. That's amazing. You said this is on Reddit? Yeah, that happens and then some other like irrelevant shit happens. But

that's right. Out of millions, this one little guy's there. Amazing. Incredible. That's a significant row 7104 on this subreddit who says, can someone explain what Lush is? Now. How did I get here?

Anyway, so then there's a little bit of back and forth where Trash Ponder mentions that the female orgasm is the one with eternal power. Question on that. Dijon, do you think you can take Trash Ponder's pontifications on the female orgasm? Yes, I'm Trash Ponder. You must be a sexy lady. Oh, yeah. I'm a real expert on women's parts.

Women's elush is never depleted. Women's orgasmic energy is much like cyclic breathing for a wind instrument. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I like that metaphor a lot, actually. Yeah. That's why women can come for 10 minutes. Have you ever experienced a tubian throat orgasm? It's amazing.

Not yet, but I want to. So they always say, get yourself a flotist. She'll come for hours. I think that's a shirt you can get on Facebook. I got married to a wicked sexy floutis. And yes, she's still coming. Go to T-H-E-FPL. For algorithmically generating shirts.

The ballpit merch you wouldn't buy, thread. All right, keep going, keep going. It can run low after a massive release or repetitive orgasms that are innervating. But we will never become as completely depleted as men after orgasm. We're built for sex hours a day. This one's built for sex hours, everybody. I'm built for the sex hour workday. We peek in on.

40s, we are all clearly purposefully designed, just not in any way that is obviously compatible. What? Okay. All right. All right. Sounds like your sex life was great, by the way. Compatible with what? Men, I think.

Well, the next line is, except for the obvious fitting together. Yeah, she's saying not competitive. Yeah. What do you mean? She's saying we're really good at sex. It's the shame about the men. That's what she's saying. Yeah.

Like, yeah, the penis fits, but, you know, should it? T.H.E. The penis fits, but should it? Ancient high priestesses spun their chi with sexual arousal in trance. That's true. The hardcore origins of edging, the ritual would go for weeks. Also. Also the origin of ye old gang a bang.

You know, I was in London a couple months ago, and I drank a ye old gangabang. It had beans and a sausage in it. Mm-hmm. Mm. The highest priestess would receive all men of the villages. Oh, you're actually explaining this. Yes, it's very important that you know how ye old gangpang worked. I agree it is.

I'm only familiar with the modern ones, so I'm really glad to be learning this. Yeah, she was obligated to refrain from orgasm until a certain point, but her daughter priestesses would coordinate orgasms, much like a group does the wave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they play everybody clap her hands. Man na, nah, ah! Some fascinating orgasms in this room tonight. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Ah! But da da da da da da da Hey man, don't judge my lusch. I'm so sad that there's no citation for this. I just desperately need like an ancient manuscript's depicting these wave orgasms. Feels like something out of a Dan Brown novel. It really doesn't.

Finally, the Dan Brown, Ernest Klein team up that we've all been waiting for. Finish it up, finish it up. The female orgasm, increased of offspring, was regarded for millions of years as proof of divinity. In these ancient matriarchal society, his children were literally raised by the village. Sexual and emotional closeness were highly valued. The peaceful balance and prosperity. of the group was thought to be provided by the powerful Kundalini activating female orgasm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, I love a Kundalini. Hey, uh... I'll go for a nice Kundalini right now. Yeah, hey, hey, stress. Uh-huh. Um, uh, I've had this, uh, this, this, I've been, now that I know what Lush is, um, which I do.

I definitely do. Uh-huh, you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's this lushe farm nightmare I want to bring to an end. Oh, fuck that. You think you could help me with that? Hey, hey, stress, are you one of those like, run-of-the-mill common orcas?

No, I'm an obscure orca. Okay, okay, that's awesome. That's awesome. I want to buy your merch. Are you a release of a group, too? How to bring the lushe farm nightmare to an end. Take back your energy from them. And now here's the most Reddit sentence of all times.

Last night, I had an epiphany, and I was attacked all night long afterwards. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Up votes. I realized that the lusch they are taking from us can be reclaimed. You just have to be confident in your ability to take it back. I hope this is jelking. No, no, you have to make the archons come.

You have to store it in your foreskin. I skim this one. It's dumber than jelking. I hope. Everyone who reads this post reclaims their energy. If enough of us do this, we can starve these bastards out of existence. Here's what you do. You hang weights on your penis.

No, let's see. Oh, God. Here's what you do. Go outside and put both the palms of your hands facing outwards. We're all doing this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm outside. We're all outside.

Facing outwards towards the sky. Okay. Envision all of... It's like nine degrees outside right now, but this is worth it. Are my arms in or are they out? Am I holding my arms down and pointing them up at my hands? What am I doing? Doesn't matter.

Okay, great, doing it. Envision all of the energy that is being taken from you that it returns to you. Oh. Oh, well, thanks. There you go. It's from my energy back. Okay. It works.

If you believe your own ability to do so, you just have to want it and be confident about it. Damn. When I took my energy back, it felt like I was on cloud nine, and I felt like I had enough energy to run a marathon. Okay, all right? Great. That's excellent. Okay. It was intense.

And it pissed off the Greys and manted so bad that they tried to threaten me with death and rape and all kinds of shit. But I didn't flinch. Look at that motherfucker. His palms are towards the sky. I hate that. They're right back. That's terrible. Fuck you, Graze.

I'm going to rape you. Oh, no! Damn it. Fucking Monday. Oh, God. Pulling myself together. There was a gray in my house that kept knocking on the walls. There was a gray in my house that kept knocking on the walls in my kitchen,

and it said it was going to kill me. I'm going to kill you. I felt myself start to black out And threaten to drain that little shit into a husk of nothing If it didn't back off It stopped immediately I'm sorry for saying that Or the ice bucket filled up one of those

Little little I'm gonna kill you No I'm gonna kill you Oh shit fuck I didn't think you'd do that We are far more powerful I'd expect this kind of escalation They continue to you to fuck with me all night long until I'm talking.

I wish that word with wasn't in there, but... They even tried to cut the power to my house. Oh, wait, no, it gets better. They even tried to cut the power to my house late last night in a last ditch effort to keep me from posting about this experience. Oh, shit, oh shit. They changed my Wi-Fi password. Got to go Reddit.

They even tried to psychically attack me and erase my mind, but it didn't work because I constantly play sound frequencies that harm them and keep them at bay. Nice. It helps if you weaken the bastards first. These sound frequencies help weaken them and keep them away. YouTube link. Okay. Yeah, it's a YouTube link of like MP.

Destroy archa and parasites in subconscious that controls your reality by producing thought forms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This sounds, oh, I was going to say this sounds bad, but the description says headphones are not recommended. So that probably explains why it. It's so bad. Oh, no.

Yeah, it's not a nice thing to listen to. It was a sound, yeah. And also, uh, photosensitive warning. This video contains fast flashing light effects that may trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. So it's, it's bad in all aspects. These epileptic bastards. Top comment on this video.

Sorry, just real quick. The top comment on this video is Rick McFarland, who says, I'm so tired of arguing with everyone with everyone in my mind, crying emoji. I know these are not my thoughts, but just. Geez, Louise, it's been going on for too long, and now my life is a nightmare. Tech support. Jeez, Louise. So much rolling of his eyes with the camera.

Good luck, people. I know we can stop these monsters if we all collectively reclaim our energy and give them nothing left to take from us. I want them all to realize how very fucked they are. Please just give it a try and let me know how it goes. Yeah, uh, obscure orca, uh, can you describe how you were attacked or how you were threatened by these entities? Did they appear to you? They did appear as a holographic-like image in my mind while they were threatening me. Okay.

Okay. Okay, then. I don't show these fuckers any fear, and it pisses them off. We have to realize we are stronger than them. They threatened me with all kinds of shit like rape, death, torture, whatever they thought would intimidate me, and I didn't flinch. Nice. But don't they, like, use you for food? They used you a loose.

Yeah, but they never thought they'd get pushed back on it all. Yeah, that's best of those. And then he repeats what he said before. They also tried to fuck with my electronics a lot last night. My internet was constantly going down because these fuckers can travel through electronics somehow. IDK, how? But they do. I've witnessed it multiple times.

IDK. The truth is they do this. I've seen them appear physically right in front of my TV. They seem to use electronics as some kind of portal. When I play sound frequencies they hate, they try to. to knock out my internet connection, just like my neighbors. The sailors keep appearing in front of my TV. They look like Pat Sejack and Bob Barker.

They look like my kids. They tell me, Dad, stop watching Info Wars. I say, fuck off. Oh, my God. So there's some more stuff about just sort of like no-fappy kind of stuff. goes on for, you know, some time in this. There's a post. I'm just going to go ahead and skip right past called

There's Nothing More Pure Than the Loosh from a baby's first eight to ten days of life. Yeah, I just looked at that. Bad, bad, bad stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, these people hate Jews? What? No, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

What the hell? I'm going to tell Reddit about this. Anyway, the other one that I enjoyed was, like, Lucy in the sky with, or sorry, Lucy with Diamonds, like, posts, hey, did you guys know that you're all fucked up? They take it well. They take it really well. Anyway. You are definitely an NPC confirmed. Exactly.

Okay. Okay. They put the truth in the movies and fake. in real life. Finally. Yeah, I'm chosen slime. Yeah, so YouTube link. This account is been suspended.

Sorry about that. In this movie clip of the movie Transformers 2007, period. Optimus Prime introduces the cube. I just realized he was actually talking about the Demi-Urge. Watch that video and imagine he is speaking about the Demi-Urge AI. I watched Transformers and imagine that all the dialogue was different, and it turned out that it's all about my thing.

So the Demi-Rge was named Al. Okay, so, yeah, Dijon, Joel Snape is excited. Hang on, I'm Kafka. Oh, oh, hi, Kafka. Hi, Kafka. Well, yeah, that's a pretty good introduction to the black cube of Saturn, all right. Thanks, Kafka. I want to get into the black cube of Saturn.

Where do I start? Well, you're going to want to watch Transformers. Yeah, I made a movie. Well, you've got to be more specific. Sorry. Yeah, so, so, so, so, yeah. The black cube has come to me in a dream years before I knew what it was. bonded with me, changed me.

Am I doomed? Nah, unnecessary fears. You're good, Mang. Lit. The black cube didn't bond with me. This is lit. I love how easy meat pyre thumbtack was convinced. Okay, cool.

Is everything I think a lie? No. Okay, cool. Bye. Anyway, Dijan, Joel Snape is excited. Joel Snape is excited about the second of the Sonic the Hedgehog movies, starring the Always Lovely Ben Schwartz. Oh, yeah, you mean, I mean, you refer to it as the Sonic the Henshawg, too.

I personally prefer my own title, another movie, possibly pointing to the upcoming April 8th Eclipse. Huh. Uh. Okay. Fine. It didn't test well with audiences, but, you know, in my kind, it's going to be called that. I prefer the spoof, not another movie possibly pointing to the upcoming April 8th Eclipse.

Ah, yes. The movie, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, has symbolism that one might potentially link to eclipse symbolism. The connection will get more obvious at the end. of this post. Okay, thank God. Oh, good. Good. Yeah, so don't, don't think I'm crazy.

You will not think I'm crazy at the end. Oh, great. Oh, okay. All right. Well, it feels like a, uh, kind of a weak format point here, but okay. I mean, I, you know, you know, after 400 episodes, I like this, I like this new approach. The longer the episode goes, the saneer the people get it. It's just like, start talking restoratively.

and then they're like, oh, I just, you know, did some, did some volunteering around. You know, just, you know, just read a book. Turns out of, like, iron deficiency. The connection, the movie, the movie, the movie, the movie starts off with Sonic giving a sunflower to his owl friend. This is relevant in context with a context with a... clips because eclipses are sometimes symbolically represented by sunflowers. But, but, but, but why? But like, why? Well, watch, watch this clip from the movie of Sonic giving the sunflower to his owl friend.

No, I'm not. There's nothing you can do to convince me to watch a clip from Sonic the Hitchok, sorry. Well, don't worry, I watched it for you several times. Oh, thanks. Appreciate that. The portal in the movie is a golden ring. Eclipses are sometimes referred to as golden rings. That makes more sense because there would be a ring around like a void. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But how could it be that and the sunflower at the same? Never mind. It's fine. Yep.

Yeah, yeah. You're getting it. You're almost there. Okay. However, perhaps the most obvious connection to this movie and the upcoming eclipse is the date. This movie was released in America. It was released in theaters on April 8th. Notice...

Oh! Oh, is this like the 4-8? The day doubles the month. People are all about that. They really like that. Yeah, and that was the day in eclipse happened. Yeah. Wait, so like 4-8 and like 3-6? Yeah.

Really? That's a dumb. Yeah. That's the dumbest thing I've heard today. Yeah, correct. Okay. Yeah. Notice the poster for the movie below also has the golden ring eclips-like portal.

Well, almost like golden rings are sort of like integral to the sonic lore. Okay. It could be relevant or could not be, but the letter X also appears in the movie a few times. Wow. Wow. Wow. Could this be a subtle allusion to the X mark caused by the eclipse on April 8th? Shit.

To what end? Wait, the letter A appears in the movie probably a bunch of times too. And April has an A. April does have an A. It sounds sort of like an A with other stuff. Yeah, it's like eight. Oh my God, the pieces are all coming together And A is the first vowel

Before E And E is the first letter in the word eclipse Yeah And it's a movie that's on this planet And we're on this planet too So, right? A is what the Fons would say Before I'd hit check the jukebox to make it work again

I like What level of lushe are you on when you're like And obviously I'm not going to explain Why I care about this Wow. Wow. Hell yeah. All right.

That was amazing. Boots, do you have any other movies that are going to blow my mind like that? I'm deleted. I've got truth and fiction for you. Sausage party. I saw this movie in the cinema

when it came out and thought a little of it. It was funny. But the sex and food-related jokes and excessive swearing lost its comedic value quite fast. Wait a minute. I watched it again last night. I watched it again. This Seth Rogen movie about a talking dick. I didn't care for this movie.

I didn't care for this movie, and so I came back to it. I watched it again last night, and I can't believe I didn't see what I saw the first time around. I can't believe I didn't see what I saw. All these groceries are horny. That's because they don't let you take peyote into the movie theater anymore. This is definitely an ayahuasca user, but okay. For anyone who hasn't seen it, it's about food items in a supermarket who are alive and can speak. think toy story.

Oh, now I get it. Match of the concepts. Okay. All right. But the humans in the movie are unaware of this. Sorry, I went back to the first voice again. It's fine. Snanglepuss is all over this thing.

They call the humans gods and sing a song every morning about the great beyond. They believe that when they are picked by a god, they are taken to the great beyond, which interestingly is shown as a bright line. where the gods will be very interesting where the gods will love and care for them the protagonist wow i did not expect to learn as much about this movie as i am right now there we go the protagonist a hot dog sausage named frank is horace nice good job everybody give that writer a race wow it's horrified to discover that the gods actually consume them in order to get bigger and stronger he goes on a mission to let all the other food in the shop know the truth their gods are

monsters. Metacritic gives it a collective score. Interesting points for me in the movie include the non-perishables. The items in the store that never expire and know the truth, they made up the Great Beyond so that the store's inhabitants wouldn't be in a constant state of fear. It's a lot of sausage party lore. One of the non-perishables mentioned that their story of the Great Beyond, got out of hand and has become something they didn't intend it to be

pretty much like the mainstream religions. Another point of interest is the fact that mind-altering drugs Oh, sausage party is basically life of Brian. Okay, cool. The mind-altering drugs cause the humans to see reality for what it is. In all, sausage party turned out to be a lot deeper and more thought-provoking than they initially thought. Wow, wow. Embedded marketing team, that's amazing.

Eleven, you have to take the first response. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My name is What's New Pussycat, as in What's News, not Unix Pussycat? I hate it. I hate it. I'm going over a ball pit and posting in the usernames I hate thread. What's Ganoo PussyCats? Okay, so hey, this movie is super offensive to watch, but it gives the most astounding truth.

A true horror movie. What do we do with this information? Who knows? That might just be the elite revelation of the method that they used to keep their karma minimize when they harm us. That's all. Well, that was a funny post. I don't know if it really warranted naming the doc after this one sausage party post. Yeah, well, anyway, uh, stress, why don't you take the next post?

What if sausage party movie was literally true? I'm head broccoli. What do you mean what if? What if the hot dogs were actually fucking the buns? That when we die, good souls are tortured and eaten by angels. and bad souls are chucked away to hell, which is some sort of garbage disposal or something. Or something. Oh, we're skipping anti-Semitism.

That's interesting. That movie Sausage Party is too, too literal in its message, hot dogs and buns. That's literally dicks and vaginas. A. A.A. men and women. Right. Right. And how all of life is basically bonding with a partner and surviving until you get to the Great Beyond.

This is 99.9% of the planet that follows that he made you. religion. Cool. Do you have a follow-up about Zach and Miri make a porno? They're actually having sex in real life. Zach and Mary are releasing their lusch. No.

What if that's what life is? A cookie baking in an oven. Our souls being flavored and seasoned through our experiences. Like a cookie. You season a cookie in the oven? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you put the cookie in the oven, then you season it and flavor it. I understand how crazy this sounds, but it's as crazy as explaining to a chicken what a free-range farm is and what gourmet restaurants are. So, are you convinced?

Am I convinced? Dijon. Dijon. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced that sausage party is a metaphor for, you know, life in general. Is there something you could do to try to convince me? I mean, I think you mispronounce my name.

Did you mean to say, you meant to pronounce a Joni Bolt? Yeah, Yonibolt. Yeah, Yoni Bolt. Yeah, I'm Yonibolt. Thank you. Uh, yeah, so who here has actually seen Saucer's party fully? I mean, like, I watched it on a plane, so like when they brought the drinks around, I guess I missed a couple minutes, but otherwise, I think I saw the whole thing. I think the listeners need to know. The post that I just read and this post are like eight months apart. This is not like, oh, the week.

that they were obsessed with sausage party. No, no. Sausage Party when movie came out in 2016. This was posted in 2003. When I got to get upon on Hulu? Again?

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, sure, why not? Ah, yes, it was so soul-searchingly in your face and to disappoint, increasing a perspective. Soul-searching! Put that on the poster.

This movie's got fucking, and it's going to blow your mind. It's going to blow your mind and your back out. Soul ellipses, searching, search ellipses, in ellipses, your face, Roger Ebert. Super offensive. The same night when I'm. managed to sleep, I almost immediately became lucid and fought with the controllers who were at first seductive and distracting. Calling them parasites and surprise close jab to the face multiple times, they threatened me back. I got them with the combo.

They weren't expecting the star punch. I sought over and over, show me your true form. At first, it was a beautiful seductive. girl, but turn it to a man when I called out. I decay. I felt called to watch this movie. Watch some crap. I mean, the way they described it, it sounds like the bluntest, most obvious religion metaphor.

And they're like, oh, my God, have you seen this shit? No way. Well, I mean, based on that one guy's definition of what narcissism is, I feel like, you know, I haven't done a lot of reading in general. Oh, what? I had a strong feeling. A style of messaging would be strong on a Truman show level, and it was. Yeah. Yeah, it's basically as good as the movie at a Truman show, I think, personally.

I took heavy notes as well. Oh, my God. Please post them, please. Unabridged all, please. Yeah, I want to see what your handwriting looks like. Says messaging from the first scene to the last ending credit. See, get back to me, please. This is messaging.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm bellissimo. I'm sorry, I'm Bell Esima. I couldn't watch. it all through, I only saw half. Underneath a crude humor, the message it was portraying disturbed

me. To the shit off, man! What was the most important note you took on the movie? Oh, the gods can be killed. Oh, oh, dear. They believe in holographic dream reality, where dimensions or realities

can be jumped, and none of this is very real, as some of us suspect. Theoretto-ascro-physics about escaping black holes may be more important than we thought. It's very intermaterial and immaterial physics for answers. Yeah, you do in fact need a PhD in order to watch this movie. I thought you to know. Yeah, they actually card you at the door. Hey, um, hey, how's it?

Hey, Redd, um, how's it going? It's okay, good, yeah. Hi, yeah. I'm worried about everything, and I haven't touched my dick in years, but yeah. Oh, you must be posting on Reddit then. That's awesome. Yeah, cool. I know what will make you want to touch your dick.

Sure. Has anyone seen the symbolism in the new Mario movie? Come on. You have to open that up somewhere else? Yeah, okay. I just saw this new movie, and the whole thing. shows so much about the real world

we are Mario we eat shrooms we become enlightened we fight against reptiles posts three question marks yeah I'm my goat machine someone posted a theory about

Mario 64 being a Masonic ritual and everyone playing a co-cursed not enough explanation, so I started theorized by myself. And I think a peach somehow is the divine female being dragged away from us by a reptile slash demon. You know Madgo Machine, you don't have to think about every post that you read. This whole game seems to be like a curse, cursing all young boys and girls to lose our souls to mundane and materialism. Rescue Peach is like getting a girl's brain clear from brainwashing into this material world.

I hope you get what I try to say. My name is Muno 11? Holy shit, that makes so much sense! Does it? Okay. We've all gotten a girl's brain clear. Yeah, actually stress, take background box elaborates on this excellent theory. Okay.

Background box. There's a hyphen. Plenty more than that. I learned it playing the game, not watching movie, going down the tube or rabbit hole, into a whole new world to find hidden things in order to win, you need to beat the castle and capture the flag, the White House. What? What? Mario's about January 6th.

Fucking game theory did Mario 64 predict January 6th? Only when you do so... Where would the fucking flag go up? You simply find out there's another powerful entity running the show. Jesus Christ. Huh, okay. Firepower slash fireball smoking weed. Yeah, whatever.

If you can't complete this task on your own, you have a partner to try and do the same. And if a level's really hard, maybe you can get your older brother to do it for you. you. If you finally beat the game, it just starts over harder and faster because the next people to take over are stronger and faster. The game is this. Yeah, this is not any of the Mario games. I was imagining a Mario game and it blew the whole thing wide open.

This is specifically Mario one. Almost every time a government is overthrown, the situation get worse, not better for a long time. Yeah, all the turtles then have spiky shells. We do have a post about turtles right under it. Yeah, but I think that's just some shit posting. Oh, yeah, you're probably

right. Okay, so then there's some follow-up here. Mario's obviously very good, but like, hey, have you ever seen Naruto? That's also our religion as well. Hey, have you ever seen Attack on Titan?

That's also our religion as well. We said this was Reddit? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Have you heard of it? Hey, have you heard of the movie Monster Sink? That's also our thing. Anyway, I'm a possible life form.

Okay. So maybe this sounds dumb and it is. However, I think explain, oh, yeah, just set in the stage. I wouldn't want you to be disappointed. However, I think explaining the predicament were trapped in as a much more sinister and real version of Monsters Inc. As helped people to get some perspectives change in the people I know. It's dumb, but at least they're listening to a new perspective. No.

So, like, so, so, so, so essentially, like, when I talked to, so Thanksgiving, I was talking to my uncle. And I went on for about 40 minutes. And he wasn't listening. And then I was like, it's like the movie, I was just thinking, oh, yeah, I got it. And then he walked out way with, with knowledge. I'm kind of scared of the idea of anyone being told, we live in Monster's Inc, but worse, and going, oh, fuck, no, that sucks.

I got to stop jacking off. I feel like Crystal's here, too. And then closing this up here, I think Boots, if you will just take the list of titles, that we have here at the end. Oh, sure. Thank you, Carrie in line. Okay.

This is a strong start. Episode four of Fiona and Cake is a total Saturn simulation cheese fest. Prismo, the cosmic entity that lives in a cube in space creates alternate realities all the time. More disturbingly, a reality exists just in a person's subconscious is no less real than the physical one. Yep. Oh, that tracks. Has anyone watched Naruto? I've been watching the series and I have got to point where

fuck fuck, fuck puts everyone in a fuck Jutsu Fuck Jitsu! Unleafhurtzoo! Unleafed fuck Jitsu! I know it has Naruto characters in it, but that's... Don't worry about it. Hidden leaf fuck Jitsu. And it's got me thinking about everything and this theory.

C-O-V-I-D equals certificate of vaccination identification. And I don't care about the D, apparently. Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Rwinding back to the Nerudo one. Please. Yeah, some references here, some references to escaping prison planet. So female mother bites the forbidden fruit of power from the shocker three. That sounds like Eve.

Two brothers are born, one from good and one of evil, I suppose. Sounds like Cain and Abel. Okay. Right? Important person leaves tablet and instructions tell people about the tablet, Moses. And then good and bad brothers are reincarnated over and over in the battle on earth. So what I'm saying is that I watched Neroto.

I caught biblical references. And I was like, holy shit. For the first time ever, biblical references in pop culture. That relates to our slash prison plan. We got to get these guys on the TV tropes. They'll be fine. Do not show this guy Evangillion. You will explode.

You know, if I was going to be doing some, like, biblical analysis, I think I would try to spell either Cain or Abel's name correctly. No, no, no, no, no. It's a, it's Cain from raising Cains. That's how dogs fucked up. It's all about the ability to use a case. COVID equals certificate of vaccination identification. 19 equals AI slash artificial intelligence. Fauci-outchy equals foe slash fake.

I plus slash third eye plus outchy slash out-chee. The COVID-19 vaccines. or a third eye blind and outing the chi, aka taking your life for us by depleting your V-MAT-2 genetic sequence. Yeah, my name's Otrudeau, and I have a response to that. A plus B plus C equals the square root of carry the one, fib and fibbin, fib, and fit. The cold ratio equals 1.6.

That's a really good post. I'm sure this is by a different person. Pfizer Fy-Zar equals 5G Zar equals Yeah

yeah yeah yeah Yeah That one's really good Equals EMF powers The Beast of Revelation Through 5G towers Wow I This

This Reddit post title Is some really good slam poetry Here It's not even over Dragon Drag on Tau Tauer

5G drag on like toe like drag along oh wow drag on toe which is spelled TOWW and that's tower

equals 5G towers give up power to the beast slash artificial intelligence yeah I'm not really sure how we brought dragon into this but sure drag on

I was getting it back to 5G Johnson and Johnson John the toilet equals baptism on the toilet x squared equals square slash cube equals toilet baptism cubed equals baptized in the name of Saturn slash Satan think about it that absolutely checks out toilet baptism cube is my least favorite pornoisse. John the toilet equals baptism on the toilet. Saturn is Greek for toilet.

When those two men who were named Johnson got together said, let's make a company, what should we call it? Oh, I love the idea of toilet baptism cubed. Good thing our names are already Johnson and Johnson. It's just my work. It's right there. Nobody else is putting this together. Anyway.

Tron Legacy is a Gnostic movie. Yeah, sure. That makes sense. Possible reference to the Saturn Polar Configuration in the 2007 movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Hell yeah. Excellent. Good. Good.

Spoilers. Moonfall 2022 movie. I must watch. Spoiler alert. Sorry. This will call me up to heart. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, I like this. I like this. I like this. believe Hotel California is a song about prison planet and the soul trap.

Oh. And then finally, Everything Living on Earth. Yeah, and he does actually mention that one Star Trek episode as well, which is the Hotel California Star Trek episode. So, yeah, it's perfect. It's just a lovely place. Mm-hmm. It's a lovely place.

Everything living on Earth, people, animals, plants is food for the moon. The moon could not... Okay. Yeah, moon food. The moon could not exist without organic life on Earth any more than organic life on Earth could exist without the moon. Human awakening is liberation from the moon. Gurdjif, 18th century philosopher and mystic. Okay.

It's the classic fallacy, the appeal to Gerdjif. No, the moon isn't cheese. We're the cheese for the moon. I'm looking at the Gurdief thread and like essentially like somebody posts about an eneagram. Oh, good. And like, and then there's like, there's like somebody posts aneagram and some numbers. And then everyone else is like, oh shit, here's some other numbers.

Oh, that's amazing. Here's some different numbers. Gertief is also the subreddit that's no fat for furries. and then yeah the last post in here looks like somebody who played La Malana because they said the moon is the egg of the woman earth is the womb whether translates into the matrix we are the children of the moon who get that by Saturn we are children in the attic um is egg I get it now the woman is egg um I think lush is a fun word

that's pretty good yeah yeah yeah yeah still don't know what it means Oh, it's the stuff. Milk. It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's the milk that the, it's the milk that's the, it's Soul milk, I guess, I guess it's soul milk. Yeah. Feelings milk? Can I, sure.

Can I pasteurize my lusch? Well, actually, in some countries you have to. The shit they do to their luch in the United States, oh, man. Man, that's a crime. It's a crime. The French would cry. There are aliens out there who are like, you got to get raw lush these days. Yeah, Korean chefs swear by, like, marinating your chicken and looch before cooking it, but I can't tell the difference.

Yeah, I, on the, um, like, you know, because, because, because the thing that, the thing that Boots, you know, discounted immediately that, like, that, like, this theory is based on just generally, like, a fairly Scientology-based idea of, like, You know, we are, we are, um, animals. We are, we are, we are, we are, we are farm animals for like a higher being is like, I mean, kind of cute, but like, but like, again, it's sort of, it, like, in a lot of these, like, really insane theories, there's so little of, like, an actual, like, cognitive thought where it's like, all right, cool, are the gray's enslaving us? Is that what it is? is it the reptilians, is it whatever?

I guess it's just sausage party. That's really what it is. Like, they didn't have a Bible until sausage party. I like the notion that, like, you know, people can't really create, like, you know, fictional mythologies. It has to be, like, you know, letting out a secret. Yeah. Yeah, it really just seems to be something that is based entirely around knowing a secret.

And, like, that's the point is that you know the secret. Like, I was, I was genuinely surprised to see, like, that one post of someone who posted a solution to this. Because just, like, looking over the subreddit, it seems to be a, like, the cell of this is like, well, if you learn that this is, that this, if you learn about this, it'll be miserable. And that's it. Well, that's why you have to believe it harder. They could be more miserable. Yeah, that's called anxiety. Yeah, and like, and the one thing that, like, this community seems to have in common is that the one thing that one thing that binds them together is they're all really poorly red.

So, like, the only things that they're aware of are the shittiest of pop culture. and then, and then, like, this fucking rabbit hole. This, like, everyone has seen these,

like, everyone has seen the emoji movie and all of the Reddit threads that I have seen. Yes, this is a community where they'll go,

like, you really need to read theory for a change, and then they will forward you a link to sausage party. I guarantee you that, like, that,

that, that, like, FAQ post the beginning has not read any of the books that they cited. They probably have not read one word of Robert Monroe. I learned that some of the character names, I'm not on the IMD here for Sausage parties, the character names, there's queso, there's chunk musters cereal, there's Italian tomato, there's druggie, and then there's pop cherry mixer.

Oh, and there's, wait, wait, wait, actually, you know what? Never mind, never mind, because it's a picture that I would actually screenshot, because I'm looking here at the IMDB. And this movie has Nick Kroll in the role of douche, which, yep. Correct. That's all right. That is the role for Nick Kroll. Just that like there's an official record that just says Nick Kroll and then underneath it, doosh. Yes.

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