The F Plus - 46: A Man Short On Charm

Episode Date: May 3, 2011

The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an alpha-PUA? Well, if you're tonight's subject (a man named Roosh V), you do it by spending most of your time banging away at your blog, and trying to find the best font for the "I HATE WOMEN" sign that you hang over your head. This week, The F Plus congratulates American women for making this guy leave the country.

I think some of those girls are attracted to you whenever you meet them in that they feel like this is their opportunity to get dirty. Similar to white girls that want to get slammed by black once in a while. What? Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the dick. Let's get the fuck out after you're done. And I hopped in my ride to make a quick run. I used to know a bitch named eric wright we used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night tighter than the motherfucking

gangster beats and we was born on the motherfucking compton streets hey there welcome to the f plus podcast terrible things right with enthusiasm my name's lemon and i'm john and uh i was looking through the logs and i've noticed it's been a long time since we've done anything on PUAs, that being pickup artists. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so this is always a fun topic. It's filled with horribleness and misogyny

and hate and general stupidity, which are all terrific topics for F-Blessing. So I figured we'd get at it again, get a little bit, you know, hopefully get a little bit deeper and hopefully teach you a little bit more about people that you should always avoid. Right. And, yeah, last time we just kind of took a general swatch of it, kind of saw just the community and all these guys in there in the forum posts.

But, you know what, I'm thinking this time let's take a little bit more in-depth look. Let's take one subject from this horrible community kind of pry him apart see how his mind works or doesn't work or you know fucked up idly works whatever whatever you want to call it precisely and that's what we're going to give you now we are not giving you mystery because that would be obvious and overplayed and it wouldn't really be that interesting uh we are not giving you eric whatever his is, who wrote the one book. What we are giving you is a guy who calls himself Roosh V.

Now, Roosh V is a guy who looks like either the singer of Nickelback or Captain Caveman, depending on which photo you're looking at. I don't think that's an either-or. I think that is and. And this is a guy who really doesn't like an either or. I think that is and. And this is a guy who really

doesn't like women. He wears his misogyny on his sleeve. Yeah. His ironic shirt sleeve. And that's all the introduction you need. Let's get to our readers. In the room tonight, we have Boots

Reingear. Hi, my name is Boots Reingear and I have a very healthy social attitude. Bunnybread. Shh, don't talk. I heard something. Nope, not yet. Isfahan. I sell my mud creations to discerning individuals.

Jack Chick. Other gimmicks worth mentioning. John. One of the problems with F Plus people is that they are acne prone Vortex P.S. If you like this podcast Then you'll like my book Bang A collection of simple but powerful techniques for reading things Squiddy McConley

Is really happy she's married And Lemon I like shoes. The relationship between femininity and education by Roosh. Now, before we begin our talk today, I'd like to bring your attention to this graph I have here. Okay. What's the x-axis? The x-axis represents her level of education.

And the y-axis? It's her femininity. Okay. As you can see from the science of our graph, at peak femininity, we have a waitress. Which waitress? All of them. The movie. We have waitress. Waitress.

She stands alone. Okay, that's the most feminine thing you can be as a waitress? Since it says her, it's obviously this is the story of a single person. So, when she was a waitress, she was most feminine. When she became an artist, she lost some

femininity, but was really high on the femininity graph, which has no numbers. Femininity units. Yes. It's FMI. Then when she became a non-profit drone, numbers. Femininity units. Yes. FMI. Then when she became a non-profit drone,

femininity also dropped. A non-profit drone. Thank you for helping with AIDS. Bzzz. She became a manly robot. Wear this ribbon. Thank you. Back to the hive.

A middle manager. Less feminine. She left that job and became a lawyer. She was even less feminine. Let me guess. This is going to be the most masculine thing in the world. I'm going to say the most masculine thing in the world. I'm going to say female bodybuilder.

Pro wrestler. Pro wrestler, that's a good one. Oh, no, college professor. Because there has never been a feminine college professor. That is the least feminine profession. Sure, okay. Yeah, I mean, basically, once you hit that, your armpits automatically grow so much hair that

they have their own beards. I've watched a lot of television and the lady lawyers are always super hot. They always wear really short skirts, like in Law and Order. The D.A.s are always really hot. What? They're drag queens. I'm sorry. I've been to law school, you see.

What do you have to say about that, Roosh B? They are excellent drag queens. Now that I've spent like 10 minutes describing a picture. Sure. Femininity is the quality that pleases men. Therefore, from the chart, we can deduce that educated women

decrease a man's happiness. Science. A good test to see if a girl is overeducated is to add the word sexy before her job title. That's a good thing to do in a job interview. This is what's informally known as the Halloween costume test. Sexy sewage worker. Actually, I'm finding this really feminist because

very often women are not allowed to be defined by their job most of the time you want to be their mother or a wife or something and very often women aren't allowed to be defined by their job but here we get to be, it's so feminist still though

professional virgins are professional whores, so, you know, we still got that dichotomy going. He's being reductionist by different terms. We're winning. Yes, Roosh is a champion of women's rights. Oh, shit. I didn't mean to make that polar joke. The suck is Harry Caveman, Dick. If the resulting phrase ignites

arousing images in your head, then she'll most likely have what it takes to satisfy you. All right, guys, get ready. See what it does to us. Boner's at the ready. Without any explanation, here are some lists. Okay. Boner-inducing.

Sexy waitress. Wait, wait. Yeah, sure. Sexy bartender. Sexy teacher. No. Wait, wait, Yeah, sure. Sexy bartender. Sexy teacher. Wait, wait, wait. Not sexy teacher as long as they forge all their credentials.

Yeah, like sexy teacher. As long as they don't teach college classes. Fraudulent teacher. Sexy teacher like a creationist. Sexy Sunday school teacher. A teacher is at least six years of college At least, at minimum Okay, okay

Forget that Here is an uneducated career that will be really hot Sexy librarian Oh yeah I don't know what any of the books say I'm a for Alexa!

Is this guy's entire life a David Lee Roth music video? I think he just got his ideas like going into a costume shop that opens up right before Halloween and closes before Thanksgiving, just going down the aisle. No, I'm pretty sure that's not true because of the second to last one on this list. What else you got? Sexy flight attendant. Yes. What? Sexy PR rep.

Yes. Yeah. Totally. Sexy actress. Oh. Sexy actresses aren't sexy. Now we're stretching a bit. Yeah.

On the other hand. Sissy spacex. All hand, boner softening. It's still a boner. That implies that he's walking around with a boner all the time and when he sees one of these ladies... I've seen he's the softest beast alive. Of course he is. Oh no, my permanent

boner. Oh, what a world, what a world. My Zusha 5, now a Zusha 4. Deepest boner for 40 years. Sexy IT specialist. That's never happened. Sexy business manager. Like Sam Pierre rep.

Perfect. Sexy torta. Like Sam P.R. Repp. Yeah, I know. Perfect. Sexy, sexy tort attorney. Attorney. Tort attorney. It's hard to say those together. It's like an attorney for desserts. Yes. Turtle.

You are in desert, Gordon. I judge this dessert delicious. That would be a tort judge, damn it. Damn it. I judge this dessert delicious. That would be a tort judge, dammit. Dammit. I object. Sexy civil engineer. Sexy

anesthesiologist. That's not the only thing that's hard right now. Actually, honestly, anesthesiologist. Anesthesiologist. Dammit. It's one of the hottest careers. That's hard right now. Honestly, anesthesiologist. Damn it. It's one of the hottest careers. I noticed that sexy nurse doesn't end up on boner inducing, so I'm guessing sexy nurse

and sexy anesthesiologist is the same thing to this guy? He's not going to go after cliches. Again, he's being super feminist. He's not just describing typical female jobs to women. Anesthesiologists, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, but they're by definition men. Because they're soft things. Well, that's alright. Sexy research associate. Which isn't that far off from a librarian, I suppose. Sexy financial analyst. Alright. Summarize this

bitch for me, will ya? Anything beyond a bachelor's at a public university is a near guarantee she'll possess a large basket of masculine traits. I'm clicking on that motherfucker. A large basket of masculine traits that will prevent boners. The first step in boner prevention.

Oh my god, and the basket is amazing. Oh yeah, the basket is something. Unless you're a latent homosexual, you won't get many benefits from a relationship with a woman on the right side of the chart. Because you know what? Lat Late homosexuals love women. I said, baby, it ain't gonna suck itself. What you waiting for? It ain't gonna suck itself.

So this is Treating Girls Like a Dick by Roosh. I'm disturbed and shocked that being such a dick still gets such a positive response in so many girls haven't they read the game by now and my blog why would they do that why in god's name would women yeah I've got a blog you might have heard of it

read a book about how to pick up women I was talking to an tipsy 23 year old and she was being stupid and getting on my nerve. I did not want to take the interaction further. I said, alright, I'm done with you. You go now. And nudged her along. What is...

Can't you just walk away? No! No, you must dismiss them like your royalty. He already sent Mark to that barstool. It is his now. Be gone from my domain.

I clapped my hands twice and summoned my Montagnards. I think, though, if you were to do that, like, dismiss them like royalty, they would go away. If you just stood up and were like, be gone with you! I guess we'll find out. No. She let this gigantic smile, like I directly stimulated the part of her brain responsible for happiness, and she came back.

I treated her like a cheap hooker. Added a bit of the ruch charm every now and then. I'm familiar with that already. The ruch charm, like calling women cheap hookers. Yeah. And she was stuck on me, even though she lived with her boyfriend. I enjoyed telling her things like, What's wrong with you?

And, Why don't you give me a break and go flirt with some other guys? No, I didn't bang her. But I shouldn't have gotten as far as I did treating her the way I did when she had to go to Ikea the next day to buy a crappy living room set with her future husband. Turned you down, did she, Roosh? Sorry. If I were to estimate the percentage of girls who like it when a guy treats her poorly from time to time, it'd be around 60%.

This guy is awesome at statistics. Yeah. Based on this one 23-year-old, they probably didn't speak English. Yeah, it's an estimate. It's almost as if her in judgment was being impaired by something. But I like treating girls with respect.

It is my hope that by treating girls like princesses, they will treat me like their prince. Ellipsis. Ellipsis. Ellipsis. Ellipsis. Emoticon. Emoticon.

Emoticon. Yeah, right. Whatever works, you cheap hooker. Wow. So what we have here is an ugly Pua who has really awful views on women and then he's like, I seem to meet women with crazy issues. What do you mean ugly but i think statistically that means that most women have crazy issues right what do you mean ugly you even said he looks just like the guy from nickelback

never tell a girl you to know what love is Never tell a girl you've been in love before By Roosh Remember the ending of Ghostbusters Where the woman demon Gozer asked the guys If they were a god Are you a god? No?

Then die! And they almost fall off the building Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. Now say you're on a date and the conversation gets on relationships. Here's an important rule to keep in mind. If a girl

ever asks if you've been in love, say no. Oh, so that relates to the thing he referenced? Sure. Singleness is next to godliness, I guess? No, I think he's saying if a girl ever asks if you've been in love, say no by quoting Ghostbusters.

That's a pretty good quote. No exceptions. There are two reasons for this. One, the little competitive creature inside her wants to be the first, popping your cherry, so to speak. You're officially a challenge. Two, she wants to dig deeper to find out what's wrong with you. If you're a Oh dear! I didn't know you were Japanese. Wait, wait, wait.

What do you mean by tentacles? Eventually including your big tentacle. Oh, God! Grease charm. Not to mention that saying you've never been in love opens up a lot of interesting conversational

threads. For example, if a girl asks my thoughts on why I haven't been in love, I simply reply I'm dark and disturbed. Some people are made for love. Other people are made for cutting flesh. What?

Deadline guarantees me at least a make out. What? I'm a moody teenager. I might be a serial killer. Blah, blah, blah. Now this next line actually reflects what I'm thinking.

I'm not sure why now I included the bit about Ghostbusters. Keep reading at the time. Of course. Two minutes ago when you wrote it out. Should I hit the edit button on this blog post? You only have a delete key. You don't know how bad of a type he is.

Roosh doesn't live in the past, man. No looking back. No apology. That's when he's talking about it. Hey, Roosh. I really like this post. Where can I find more similar things? Well, if you like this post, then I think you'll like my book, Bang! A collection of simple but powerful techniques, moves, and lines that make it easier for the average 20-something man to be more successful with women. Topics in Bang! include discussion of the alpha male, effective opening lines, conversation themes, getting phone numbers, detailed dating strategy, and much more.

Complimenting the book is my game tips newsletter. It's like a racing form, but with sluts. And your first newsletter will be about how to meet girls in coffee shops. After that will be newsletters on dealing with flakes, handling cock blockers, and meeting girls in foreign countries, among others. As well as meeting Jason in Friday the 13th at the Nintendo game. Among others or... Your email address will always remain private, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

To subscribe, put your first name and blah, blah, blah. All right, wow. He has a Twitter update from 10 hours ago. Hello, girl in club. Cute face, but I noticed you have on your winter coat even though the club is hot. Stop trying to fake, fatty. What?

I should have called her out. You're in fucking Denmark. Why do people have on winter coats? Because it's Denmark. No, because they're fat. Oh, never mind. You're right. That's the only reason to wear a winter coat.

They have insulating blubber there in Denmark. Why Mediocre Women Desire Hot men by DCB. Is this Roosh? Is this not Roosh? Yeah, it is. When he was DC Bachelor. Oh, right. DC Bachelor. Okay.

So this is ancient. This is classic Roosh. Yeah. It's more common to see a hot girl with an ugly guy than the other way around. It's more common to see a hot girl with an ugly guy than the other way around. This is mainly due to the fact that any guy can overcome a dollop of bad genetics with a lot of money and a fancy car. Seeing a hot guy with an ugly girl is so rare that I remember the one instance where I actually witnessed it. It was my junior year in college, and I was planning a hot weekend of playing StarCraft on the internet. No, he's being ironic, you guys.

Oh, okay. Oh, really? No, he's not! No, he's telling the truth! I don't know what to believe. It's the hottest Zerg ever. You all shut up. When I saw a huge

pasty girl who I was playing Starcraft against holding hands with a good-looking guy, I noticed that her sausage fingers were hiding his hand in a socially unacceptable display of love. Socially unacceptable because she's ugly.

Exactly. Fat people don't deserve love. They should just shoot themselves and save us the trouble. Men have a shallow gene that has been passed on for generations, making looks far more important than any other quality a woman can possess. Source?

The best advice I can give a mediocre woman is to go to the gym and do some squats and plump up that ass. So make it fat? Squats do not work that way. I'm getting a lot of mixed messages here. Fat ass or not? Plump ass.

Plump ass. Plump. Right ass. So wait, no. Plump up that ass. So, wait, no. Plump up that ass because personality is a guy's number two trait at best. So when a guy says he wants a hot girl, that's just evolution talking. But when a girl says she wants a hot guy, it's a guarantee that she is mediocre looking. What the fuck?

What does that mean? What in God's name? Why would a girl ever want a hot guy? Yeah. It's just weird. Well, so hot women

can get past stuff like looks because they're awesome. No. Yeah, once again, he's very perfect. They are the Ubermensch.

Okay. These mediocre girls rate about six to 7 on the look scale You know what? That would make them above average Yeah, exactly By definition And usually grow up with at least one hot friend who gets all the guys

She probably doesn't have trouble getting guys herself, but she wants that model stud, the one guy she can show off to her friends. A trophy boyfriend. Someone who's not hairy. It doesn't matter if the guy has the personality of a rock, as long as he is

considered hot by today's societal standards. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's okay for guys to not care about personality, but if a girl doesn't, what the fuck? Yeah, she's a stupid bitch. She's just being unfair.

Fuck. Wow. Today's societal standards. Poor Roosh V. She'll introduce her guy to friends and then say, he's hot, right? If you observe closely, you will notice that hot girls usually go out with average or slightly above average looking guys.

These girls are already validated daily by their looks, so there is no need to seek validation in their mate as well. Whoa, that is crazy. Because if you've ever known a super duper hot girl, she's so insecure typically. Hey, I am not insecure, Squid. I am not insecure, Squid. I'm being laid off. Hey, I am not insecure. Wait a minute. Did you just imply that I was mediocre?

That's at least next to something. These girls are already validated daily. They pick the guy that they actually like. And not one that looks good. Prompting many, I don't believe she's with him remarks from other jealous men. Not myself, but other jealous men.

My friend, who is jealous. My friend, smoosh snee. The mediocre girl is stuck in a... Oh, wait. If there could be violence, then that'd be all. No, there's not. The mediocre girl is stuck in a society

where her looks are judged more than anything else, leaving her with no choice but to live in other people's eyes, not her own. Ooh, now that's... Oh, I feel bad for him. I feel sympathy. But one should not have sympathy for their female mediocre lot. They should get their standards in line with reality and choose a maid whose looks are as average as hers.

Or no, whose looks is as average as hers. Why does he care who the hot men are dating? Doesn't that just get them, like, if they date the average women, then that's more hot women for him, right? He cares about society. Look, yeah. Oh, okay, so it's sort of a eugenics kind of thing.

He doesn't think of art as a societal critic first. Maybe he's wishing he was less attractive so he could get a hot woman. Hotter chicks. Yeah, that's true. There's some nice comments here too. Oh my god, totally. This is about how he's pissed because

not hot girls hit on him. Scroll down a tiny bit to anonymous there, Squiddy. I'd just like to point out that there's a user on here named Eugenius. Yes, and he shows up in one of the other posts. That's awesome.

Which one? There's a couple of Anonymouses. Anonymous, four years, seven months ago, I consider myself... I consider myself good-looking woman, but not that hot. I never make the first move on a man, and I am very reserved person.

But in my life, I had so many men that had asked me out or send me flour. Just the one I can't carry too much. I have bad back. I was not interested in men that have just the look. I had been with some, there's some French for you with some man that have the old package, good style, smart, confidence.

The old package is that like gold stick? The old package, good style, smart, confidence, a lot of money, and very charismatic men. So he has very charismatic men as well. That's nice. That's what he meant to offer you. The man can be gorgeous, but if he have no charisma, well too

bad. Well too bad. Well too bad. That's the range. Was that a she? I'm amazed she was able to spell charismatic correctly. Oh, man. D&D player. Who wants to be an ugly girl? Was that a she? I'm amazed she was able to spell charismatic correctly. Yeah.

Oh, man. D&D player. Who wants to be an ugly girl? Oh. I do. Really? They get all the hot guys. All right, John.

Scroll down to ugly and proud. Just a little bit under that one. I got a question for you guys. What's wrong with being an ugly girl? I'm ugly and proud. As you can see by my name. I expect a lot out of a relationship. I expect to be treated just as well as a hot girl if treated.

A hot girl is treated, rather. I'm too ugly to read. Just because God made some of us ugly and some of us pretty doesn't make ugly people lesser human beings. We have a right to date hot guys as well. You're just jealous because girls don't like you. Fair enough. Founderofuglydating.com Oh my gosh.

All the ugly ladies. All the ugly ladies. Scorpion just says... If you like it, then you're alone in that opinion. Scorpion just said If you like it then you're alone in that opinion The scorpion guy only Responds with If a girl has a hot face, tight body, flat stomach Bubble butt, she is at least in the 9 range

Okay Wow What is a 10? Scorpion actually has a few puss It's fine, go down to A to a desirable who is a quote on this my god there are about six intelligent comments here i am mistaken for a model at my best and not by men alone mind you but i have never ever ever dated a man because i find him attractive it's physical attraction plus mystery that ignites the attraction and understanding.

Love. Compassion that keeps it going. A man who is in control of himself, mature and loving is the best man. Oh, and honest. Why don't you men try that on for a change? Either way, I'll only consider

having a one-night stand with a woman. They're just more fun. Less sweat and mess in general, if you know what I mean. Oh, so that by and by the way wasn't... No, no, she meant by the way. Get it? Womp womp.

Remember that, ladies. I'm a man. Eater make you work. OB less... greater than... And then finally, Bunnybread, do you have your Jason Statham ready? Oh, wait a second. Is that what you call your dick now, Bunnybread?

Yeah. Jason Statham up on fish. Fish. Alright. Ace is total bollocks yes women attracted to power but but and this is a big but dot dot dot dot

that's how many buts there are they are equally attracted to guys that are model hot they're such a double standard right women are given a pass when their judge man's looks but but but but but men are accused of being shallow

right truth truth is women are far more shallow because they yes you can dive into them and hit your head yes men are shallow women are shallow too therefore women are more shallow yeah right it's math look it up yes it's true you see many hot women with average men, but more often than not, it's because they are rich. Men, on the other hand, don't care so much about looks. What? What? What?

He's got a point. Ruchby just explained that they can't help but care about looks. And, and wait, this will make sense later, I'm sure. An average, um, wait, an average woman can later, I'm sure. An average... Wait. An average woman can be hot because she's a woman. This logic is amazing. All right, all right. Honey, how do I look?

I don't know. You've got a pussy, so fine. An average woman can work out and men will drool over her. But a man can work out in the gym all he wants. Well, if he has an average face, it won't matter. It won't matter. A man with a great body but an ugly or average face will get zero attention from all women. See more math.

Zero. But a woman with an average or even ugly face but with a great body who works out will get tons of attention from men. Meaning I don't fucking know men are a lot less shallow oh yeah right yeah prove that now they will look at a wider selection of women as on while women are much more picky and will look at a much smaller selection of men as hot it's so true plus men never judge a woman by what she does i mean take college professor for instance um it doesn't matter men don't judge women by where she works or how much she makes or what she drives or anything like that but women definitely judge men in those areas so not only are women more picky about men in the looks department they also judge men on s's with lines through them and power men however are much less

shallow but i'm glad you finally have made that point You see I wrote it twice Men are much less shallow But are portrayed as a shallower six It's totally unfair Oh no I guess the great equalizer is age Women have this power over men But as they get older

Their physical control over men starts to slip away Because they get less hot? Right no because the whole milk phenomenon doesn't exist at all. Because we go blind. So if women just use their power and don't develop a decent, well-rounded attitude, that means get a plump ass,

do some squats. When they hit that wall, it's ain't pretty. It's sad that women go for looks when they are young. Looks and money when they get older women go for looks when they are young, looks and money when they get older, and then money when they get older still. Then they realize too late that the nice, funny guy they ignored all those years ago isn't around anymore,

and they are stuck in a loveless, empty mirage to a rich guy who ignores them. Payback is a bitch. Ah, eyebrow face. So women are more picky about the men they choose. That means they're more shallow. Yes.

I think I missed a step there. There's a post on Twitch, too, that says that they have good reason to be more picky because they only have so many eggs. Yeah. How many eggs? Yeah, he says that in another post. Don't you know that?

Yeah, which, you know, biologically seems like a pretty decent reason. I don't know. You're just saying that because your egg count is so high. You got your brain full of eggs, Leon. You're so full of eggs, your eyes are white. It's a free world. All you have to do is fall in love. Play the game.

Everybody play the game of love. Okay, this is turning potential insults into game. For example... You're really pale. Would do a word better as... Did you just get a tan? See that? See? Nice, huh? Alright.

Number two. The insults? You're short and Oompa Loompa-like. The game. I think I grew since the last time I saw you. Ew. You're playing and oompa-loompa-like. The game. I think I grew since the last time I saw you. Ew. I'm learning a lot. I'm still pubescent.

The insult. Your hair is thinning. The game. I think your hair would look really good with a volumizer. Thank you, guys. with a volumizer. Thank you, guys. With a volumizer. This is a robot that adds volume.

You turn up the loudness on that hair. The insult. Your breath reeks. The game. Wait, no, I'm sorry. I'm the beta game. Okay. no, I'm sorry. The beta game. I'm the beta game. Okay. This gum is so good.

You want some? And if they say no, did you eat a lot of onion for dinner? I ate all the onion for dinner. It's like, I know your breath reeks is an insult, but saying, did you eat a lot of onion for dinner? That's still an insult. That's somehow sexy.

I really love this woman that he's hitting on with the thin hair and the bad breath. It shows how extraordinarily hot we are. See some of the beasts I've been with lately. All right, the insult. This meal you just made is pretty horrible. The game. Interesting texture of this meat you cooked.

You know my favorite cookbook is Betty Crocker. The recipes are laid out easily so that a monkey can cook them. In fact, I read an article on the internet where monkeys cooked delicious meals from the Betty Crocker cookbook. How is that less subtle? She's too goddamn stupid to know what you're possibly cooking. So just turn into a passive-aggressive relative or something?

A. I cook using Betty Crocker cookbooks. B. Your meal sucks. And C. You're really stupid. Also D. I spend all my time on the internet. Yep, that's it. The insult.

You're frigid in the sack. It's a bad red thin hair fat short lady. It's not good in bed. She hasn't had the Rooshbee experience. She can't learn anything. The game. I hear the sex gets better once you become more comfortable with the other person. You'll want to explore more and make noises to show you're, you know, still alive.

That's a good game. Wow. Passive aggressive gets you so much pussy. We call that pussy aggressive. It's very... There you go. That's thinking like a poor... All right.

The insult. Shut the fuck like a poor. Alright. The insult. Shut the fuck up, bitch. Jeez. Would you stifle yourself? The game. Shh. Shut the fuck up, bitch. Don't talk.

I heard something. You can keep her silent indefinitely. No, no, no, no. Not yet. Keep doing this until she leaves. Are you dating two-year-olds? I still think you're paranoid or having a Vietnam flashback. Yeah. Well, he's dark and disturbed.

You got it. All right. It's fine, by the way. You're going to be level three to this one. Oh, uh, it's fine, by the way. You're gonna be level three to this one. Oh, what? There's three levels to this one.

Alright. The insult! Have you gained 20 pounds in the past couple of weeks or is it just me? Level up! The beta game! Hey, let's sign up

to gym together. That's just simply the beta game. So here's the alpha game. Your body seems to be changing rapidly. Are you at that age or? Oh, wow. That age?

Good, but could be better. Here's the super asshole game. Are you pregnant? Comments are closed for this post is the super asshole game better than the alpha game or it's some uh asshole game is actually mentioned somewhere on his site i can't remember where but it's it's actually considered a viable game in his eyes so he also likes to use the metric of cost per notch. Yeah.

Yeah, that happens too. At one point he actually sat down and tried to figure out how much money he was spending on different girls. Okay! And so he was just like, I thought I was doing good, but then I decided to take it down to only $100 cost per notch or whatever.

So $100 is his average CPA? That's how much a hooker costs, yeah. I can't remember how much it was, but yeah, he actually did the math. That's terrific. I've got a crazy job I've got a crazy job How to Tell a Girl What You Do by Roosh Expanding on the Why Logic Hurts Guys theme,

I want to give two examples of how to drop the same job. A world-class clay potter. That's not a real job. I'm a pretty big deal in the clay potter community. Well, I think if you were a potter, you could probably sell commissions. You should just name drop the movie Ghost and hope it makes you. The second annual Swayze Awards.

Alright, let's see how this goes. You're at a bar talking to some girl. The first question she asks you is, What do you do? You reply, I'm a world-class clay potter. I do exhibits here in D.C. The girl looks at her friend and rolls her eye.

What a loser bragging about clay pots. She thinks. The conversation dies down a couple minutes later. She has a disorder where she just thinks out loud what she says. Oh, I tried to think it first and everyone was like, what's this guy? You couldn't hear it. You need to think louder. You're at a bar talking to some girl.

The first question she asks you is, What do you do? You reply, You mean for money? Yeah, for money. I'm talking to Sir... Oh, wait, shit. Oh.

Well, it's complicated next complicated? yeah well I work with the earth I make things with mud and dirt then I sell my mud creations to discerning individuals it's so nice that people like you are able to find things to keep you you know creations to discerning individuals.

It's so nice that people like you are able to find things to keep you, you know, occupied. You know, I'm glad those government cutbacks never got to your program. Are you serious? She asks. Yeah, I love mud. I just have this thing for mud.

I mean, it doesn't. I don't. She scoffs. Well, that's a shame. Thanks to mud, I am able to come to bars like this and buy this beer. Because of mud. You're weird. Then she gives you a look,

wondering if you're serious or not. Three hours later, you're fucking her on your bed. Wait. Mud! Oh, mud! I think we missed a step here. You phrase things in the most pretentious way possible. Come here, you two.

On her way out. Please fuck me. On her way out because you totally kicked her out of bed. She notices a picture of you handing a clay pot to the mayor of some small Eastern European town. And she totally recognizes

the mayor of the small European town. Oh! And she's like, oh my god! Oh my god, a white guy in a suit! Mayor of Eastern Europe! Or maybe he's wearing a sash! He's the beauty queen slash mayor. Hello, mayor of Luxembourg!

Here's a vase! You call her a few days later and she agrees to go out with you and you fuck her again Right then and there, after she agreed to go out with you You busted through the wall, Kool-Aid Man style No, you fucked her by agreeing to go out with her She could have gone out with her.

She could have gone out with somebody with taste. Logic dictates that you should directly state an accomplishment to a girl in hopes of betting her. But as many guys know, this doesn't work. If logic worked, guys would be wearing t-shirts with their yearly income and or dick size. Or the latter for me. That's actually in the post, everyone. That's actually, yeah, that's an actual brand. Yet in reality, they would be labeled a douche and laughed out the bar.

I can't imagine why. Be shady and dance around the answer instead. And now, I will say this boldly. Purposely not impressing a girl is the best way to impress her since it shows you don't care about her and that your value is higher than hers.

Yeah, chick, my dick's bigger than yours, lady. Let her find out things eventually on her own by accident after some insinuation on your part where the effect will be much more potent. Let her think. Why didn't he brag about this great accomplishment?

Because you don't shit. And that's a key piece of the puzzle to fucking a lot of girls. Are you a real man? Yeah! Modern society has warped what it means to be a real man. The result is you have men who are successful on paper, who have a house, some money, respectable wardrobe, stylish furniture, and fine tastes,

yet they can't get laid with a beautiful woman. Is that what makes them, quote fine tastes, yet they can't get laid with a beautiful woman. Is that what makes them quote men unquote? I use my stylish furniture to get pussy all the time. Well, you see my chaise lounge? All right, bend over. Well, to be fair, we did all go to the human fuck furniture stores. Oh. Yeah, so many consonants are in this dresser's name.

I don't have to remind you of the hogs that a lot of men are carrying around on their arms in public, a sort of reverse natural selection that our feminizing culture is allowing. I have thought long and hard... Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. So Gloria Steinem, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

and then she had that speech where she was like, you should put a whole lot of sperm into fat chicks I think that was the name of her last book I think what he's saying I think what he's saying is that now men are so whipped

that they're forced to accept fat girls. Oh, that is a problem. That's the ultimate humiliation. Ladies and gentlemen, the new feminine age is upon us. You men will be issued your government-ordered fat girls. Curse you, Obama! Oh, man.

Now I have to make the rockin' world go round. Very nice. Nicely done. I have thought long and hard about all the qualities that make a real man. There's two of them! I've thought long and hard about the qualities that make a real man.

I'm not gay. And I have determined that only two are absolutely essential. Good! Alright. So here are the two ways you are a man. It's going to be like helping people out, having mercy, and I think Jesus is a real man. About being dependable.

See, to everybody in the room and everybody listening, consider this a mass bar mitzvah. You're going to be done after this. I just swing a hammer. Letzvah. You're going to be done after this. How to swing a hammer. Let's find out. Number one. Ability to get laid at will. Who's will?

I left this woman. Apparently the first quality of being a real man is my X-Men power I chose when I was 13. I was a. I was sex man. If you can't get laid with multiple women, you're not a real man, plain and simple. There, done.

If you can't mate with superior genes, then you're a blight on the human condition, and should be euthanized. Yeah, that's how evolution works. Really? Shouldn't our genes already be superior if we are truly alpha males, though? If you can't mate with superior genes... Really? Shouldn't our genes already be superior if we are truly alpha males, though? If you can't mate with superior genes... If you don't got more than one baby mama,

you should really have to go into the showers. Only with a hot girl. Guys, you say all this, but really, what else is there more important to human existence than fucking nothing? There was a time when I couldn't get laid. Oh, I'm shocked. When I was a useless parasite on the world. But now I have a getting laid

book and a blog. But then I learned, and now I am spreading my seed on multiple continents. Oh, fuck. Hair seed. Literally on the continent. Just Johnnyaman seed to the world. Just jerking off into the soil. I claim this country for Roosh!

He can be found on the carpet of every Super 8. That's what causes that. That's an image I want in my head. Okay, so he's saying it's all about genetics and passing on offspring, so he's going to have a lot of kids, right? Because that's the whole idea, right? Yeah, of course. It's true. I have not had children, as far as I know.

But with the flip of a switch, this can be accomplished easily. Oh, God, you know there's some woman out there who has a child by him and is like trying to keep it as secret as possible. Well, she thought that she gave birth to a fucking hairball and then it turned into a mountain. I don't recall throwing a wolf.

In all likelihood, my human destiny will be accidentally achieved rather soon. Because I'm getting laid so much. I'm so big I'm getting laid so much. And I just, I'm so big, I break all the condos. This is like an architect saying, the key to improving society is building a lot of buildings. I haven't built

anything soon, but I may. I've drawn pictures of houses before, so inevitably. I've got some blueprints that say sometime later. The most important thing to human existence is fucking, not having kids.. The most important thing to human existence is fucking, not having kids. So the most important thing to human existence would be drawing pictures of buildings, not buildings. The two most important things to the continuation of a species are having sex without necessarily having children and thinking about eating.

Writing reviews. Okay, number two, personal strength. Can you defend your lifeblood if the shit really hits the fan? Can you protect yourself if you're an attacker? Otherwise, you are not a real man. So, Stephen Hawking, you're fucked.

Yeah. Also, he hasn't gotten laid recently. Have you seen that? Yeah, Stephen Hawking is really a blade on the human species. He really is. Also, he hasn't gotten laid recently. Have you seen that? Stephen Hawking is really a blade on the human species. He really is. If only we had less Stephen Hawking's and more Roosh V's. The world would be a better place.

Personal strength comes in two forms. The confidence to make a stand and the physical apparatus to carry it out. Like arms? No, a gun. That's physical apparatus. The confidence to make a stand and the physical apparatus to carry it out. Arms? No, a gun. That's a physical apparatus. The confidence to make a stand in a physical apparatus to carry it out. Your legs.

You can't stand without them. If you fall over at the slightest breeze then you are not suitable for life and should be terminated. Also, you're a kite. Babies?

Fuck you. If I can wrap my thumb and index finger around your bicep, then you are a decaying organism that would perish without the nanny steak to keep you safe and warm. While I am not a meathead, I am prepared to fight

to the death if my being is threatened or questioned. No, you aren't. Let me give you my personal views on society, Roosh V. If you don't know the difference between A and Ann and what words they come in front of, I'm not saying you should be killed,

but you should stop writing. Putting R between U and A? Real men are made, not born. Yeah, we probably weren't born men. Yeah, that's true. I'm sure this guy would have the exact same opinions that he does. He has the exact same body hair when he was born, too.

Born as a servant in Dubai or something. If you choose not to be a real man, but instead a half man, like 90% of Western males, then you don't deserve the benefits that come with it. Sex and respect. Wait, sex and respect are exactly what make you a man in the benefits that come with it. Sex and respect. Sex and respect aren't exactly what make you a man in the first place. No. The ability to get laid is what makes you a man.

Stop being educated. He hates that. I'm sorry, I'm not hot anymore. You're not sexy to me anymore, Lemon. Lemon, you're totally killing his boner. Boner, sorry. Let me try it. Sexy podcast participant.

I cannot imagine living life without either. This has no likes on Facebook. It's been retweeted three times. Clearly this man is a cultural icon. He's made it. Good. It's in that tree. It gets more fast. Adam said, sure. Sake my ass. I don't see no snakes, but all women are bad. All women are bad. All women are bad.

That's what he said. All women are bad. They got groovy, wiggly toes. They got horns on their head. All women are bad. All women are bad. And there we go. Round about an hour of, I guess, misogyny and shoes. John, what do you think we learned this week? You know what?

Fuck you. What did you learn this week? Oh, all right. If you flip it around on me. You know, what I've actually learned about Roosh V is that in order to be a pua you don't actually need to be good at fucking chicks in all these other cases you know in every other one that they talk about like oh you know hey my game's my game's great i do the la la la in in technical terms ruch ruch v has no game whatsoever like the like this is a guy who says, like, hey,

you're balding, and then you have sex afterwards? This is a guy... And it proves that, in fact, the community of Pooas are not about a community of people that have sex with chicks. It's just a community of angry dudes that

can't get laid. And that's the real bond. Yeah, the only common thread really is just hating women, disliking women. And, you know, it's just, and hey, I just was active enough and scored some woman who hates herself and so went with me. It's like, that's not really having game. Like you said, that's just, you know, the law of averages and drunk women right oh my god and uh yeah it's it's it's a it's a weird it's a weird community and and i i there's a there's a small part of me that feels for them and i get that they that they you know i mean obviously

you have this sort of group of just socially awkward kind of misfits and women are so mysterious and I look like a gorilla, so maybe that hurts my chances. But any amount of sympathy that you want to give them at first goes out the window when they actually say words. Yeah, and it's just this blatant – I do love the mercenary cynicism they have of like, well, hey, if a woman is horrible enough to want to be with me for a while, they must be a shitty person. Well, if you're a bitch with opinions, why don't you let us know your stupid female – I'm not even good at this – the website, thefpl.us. Leave some comments. Let us know what you think. And yes, thank you for listening. Have a great one! Oh, and by the way, before we go, Lemon, the thing you learned really could have used a tan.

I respect your feelings. I respect your gender. I respect your existence. I respect your existence. I'll always be tender. Cause I respect your feelings as a woman.

And a human. Alright, fantastic. So, Bunny Bread would be... Wait, no, Boots would be first. Yeah, Boots is up first, yeah. Oh, who do I come after? You would be after John. Okay.

And who am I after? Wait, no, no, I'm after John. You're after Jack Chick. Who, me? Wait, you're after John? Wait, wouldn't I be before you? Type out a list. Type out a list. Type out a list.

I'm not really able to follow things. It would be Boots, Bunny Bread, Citrus. Why am I Citrus? That's not my name. And you guys keep referring to me as Citrus in the podcast. We got you mixed up with somebody else. Everyone thinks it's a cutesy nickname.

You call John Toast every once in a while. It's named Toast nickname. You call John Toast every once in a while. Not Ed's name. Often not made then. The difference is I've given up. Either way.