The F Plus - doublegay: The Doublegay Conservaganza

Episode Date: February 12, 2010

To tide you over until the next recording hits the digital airwaves, here's two outtakes from Episode 14: A Conservative Estimate. What we have is two subjects on the topic of homosexuality, as explained by Conservapedia. And really, who knows more about the gay lifestyle than a group of reactionary fundamentalists? Well, pretty much everyone, I suppose.

Undercover Penis Lover Do you watch 9210 and put your pillow to Steve Sandusko do you tell all your friends you think that color pink is for homophobe you've been living a lie homophobia

is a lie hey there folks this is Lemo with the F Plus podcast we've got some

good new episodes coming up for you soon but in the meantime I want to bring you an outtake that

was from the episode 14, the Conservapedia episode. This is a double gay extravaganza. What we have here is, the first thing we're going to bring you is the article that actually brought us to the website in the first place, which is the homosexual bait and switch. I suppose it's some sort of thing where gay men trick straight men into sin filet styles with magic, or some such. I'm sure Conservapedia can explain it much better than I could. And then the second you'll hear,

it's a double gay extravaganza direct from Conservapedia, because if anyone knows gay, they really don't. They don't, they don't know it at all. They don't, they not, they don't, they're not very attentive. In any case, yeah, let's get to it. Kumquat will be reading both of these excerpts, and I hope you enjoy. Undercover Penis Lover Undercover Penis

Lover Homosexual Bait and Switch Oh my. Oh my. I hate getting that in the story. I may have to mute my microphone so I don't just laugh over the whole time. Holy shit.

I really hate when they do that in stores. It's like, well, we don't have that TV at the deal you wanted, but we do have this gay man over here. Oh my. Homosexual bait and switch is a technique used by covert homosexuals in order to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality. Or at least, question their heterosexuality. Covert homosexuals will heavily alter their personal appearance in order to disguise their gender. Eddie Murphy wrote this article.

These covert homosexuals will enter meaningful relationships with heterosexuals of the same sex without ever disclosing their own true gender. These homosexuals do a convincing job

by utilizing deceit and powerful mind control techniques. Only when the victim thinks they are in love does the covert homosexual reveal their true identity. You've been fucking a dude, huh, Paul? Hey, we're the fucking a dude, huh, Paul? Hey,

where the fuck a dude, bro? At this point, the victim is too emotionally attached to the homosexual to leave them. The homosexual in the upper half. How did you like my fake vagina?

Also known as my butt. Did this happen to the person who wrote this? Is that what the problem is? Coercion into a counterfeit same-sex marriage is not uncommon. Oh, it happens all the time. I've been gay-married by accident so many times. I kill

my computers with a rock, and you make a computer that's made out of rocks. You don't know that. Even victims that somehow escape a homosexual's grasps easily go through withdrawal. Ah! Ah! Ah! homosexuals grasps. Usually go for withdrawal. To cause some to suffer

a homosexual relapse. What's going on with me? Just going up on the street corner. I gotta get some dick, man. I just gotta get some. My name is Bill. It's been two months since I've had a cock in my mouth. Hi, Bill.

My name is Bill, and I'm a dickaholic. Hi, Bill! Oh, God. Not too good, Dr. Drew. I fell off the dong wagon the other day. And I fell off onto a dong, if you know what I mean.

And I stayed like that for a week. I'm pretty sure the dong wagon is like the most prominent gay bar out there, isn't it? Alright, alright. Wednesday nights is karaoke nights at the dong wagon. The dong wagon.

Withdrawal. Which causes some to suffer a homosexual relapse. The term homosexual bait and switch can also be used to describe other things.

Oh, boy! Such as J.K. Rowling retroactively stating that a popular character Dumbledore, from the Harry Potter series is homosexual. Oh no, Dumbledore's a gay hippie! Oh my stars and

garters. But that's a big example. But he's actually, a guy is a thing, it's like, oh man, I'm so hot for him,, he's gay? Oh crap. Shit. I would like to take the straighties. Now my fanfic is no longer canon.

Damn you homosexual bait and switch. Hey, Citrus, can I read this brief blurb from some reference I clicked a while ago? Uh, sure, yeah. I don't remember how I got here, but this is an entry entitled, Gay Bath Houses. Excellent. One man's ten-year study. Gay bath houses. Gay bath houses are a public health hazard,

which is not surprising, given what is known about homosexuality and disease. Peter LaBarbera, president of Americans for Truth, stated the following regarding gay bathhouses. Why isn't there a concerted government effort, akin to the current anti-smoking campaigns to rein in homosexual promiscuity,

beginning with closing down all sex businesses, bathhouses, that facilitate homosexual perversion? Of course, we favor closing down straight prostitution businesses as well. We know that bisexual behavior

meant on the down low helps spread dangerous diseases to the general population. How many deaths and illnesses have to result from second-hand sodomy before authority I'm bringing the sodomy

into my lungs and now it's giving cancer no second hand sodomy goes into your bones and it's the gay people who have pseudoscience second hand sodomy if you're gonna fuck me in the ass I better be the first person you do it to

The non-sodomy section for me please It's just like putting the dick in your ass Well that's why the Surgeon General Has a big warning stapled to everyone's dick right? Yeah You're such a delicate boy In the hysterical realm Of an emotional anti And physical terms With your cherry lips and golden curls

You could make grown men gasp When you'd go walking past And in your hot pants and high heels They could not believe that such a body was for real It seemed like rainbows would appear